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Well, that was an
interesting walk.
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Yes. Uh, listen, I'd
like to apologize
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for my skirmish with cupcake,
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but in my defense,
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I did see the tennis ball first.
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Well, hopefully you two can
start fresh next time.
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Well, that's up to him.
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Oh, I have to push back
our walk on Thursday.
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I'm going to sears
to get a picture
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of me and the dogs for
my Christmas card.
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Sears? I can do it right here.
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Well, I kind of like sears
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'cause they give you
the little mini ones-
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come on. It'll be my
holiday gift to you.
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Well, I already have
an appointment.
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But it's my gift to you.
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And I appreciate that-
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it's my gift! Ok. Ok.
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Ohh!
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There's my man!
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Ooh!
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It's so good to have you home!
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All right. Settle down.
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Just me, not the sparkletts guy.
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I'm sorry. Just bouncing
off the walls here.
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Really?
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Yeah, when you don't have a job,
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you get up,
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you throw on your sweats,
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you eat something, you
sit on the couch,
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and before you know it,
it's time for bed.
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That is word for word
one of my top dreams.
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Come on, honey, entertain
me, entertain me.
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All right, I'd like to start off
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with a piece called
"having doritos."
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Seriously, honey,
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say one of those funny
things you say.
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What do ya got?
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Uh...
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Arr, rahr, rahr!
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Rahr!
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Ok, I remember you being
a lot more interesting.
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Look, just give me 2
minutes, all right?
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Why don't you read a
magazine or something?
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I read every magazine
in the house already.
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Well, here you go,
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read my company newsletter,
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I.P. Yes. Go to town.
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"Snap, crackle, and pop:
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I.P.S. Switches bubble
wrap suppliers."
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I'm actually gonna read this.
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Kids, I think we should
nail down a date
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for our Christmas
card photo shoot.
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And as far as wardrobe goes,
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I'm thinkin' everyone in
denim shirts and jeans.
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And I'm thinking no picture
and you go downstairs
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and get last night's
broccoli out of your teeth.
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Come on, darling,
what do you say?
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Let's show a little
father-daughter holiday spirit.
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Who knows how many christmases
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we have left together?
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Ohh.
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Maybe next year, daddy, ok?
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Fine.
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I wanna wish you both a
merry Christmas in hell!
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Oh, my God, look at this.
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4 doritos got baked together.
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I don't know whether to eat
it or donate it to science.
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Huh.
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What?
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Your depot is hiring
payroll assistants
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to handle the extra
holiday load.
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They need people who can
type and do payroll.
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I've done both.
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I should apply for this, right?
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No, I don't know.
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It would be so great to
get out of the house
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during the day and
make a little money.
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You know? And I'd feel like I
was part of the world again.
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I'm gonna go e-mail
my résumé right now.
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Oh. If it's cool with you,
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because I would be invading
on your turf, you know?
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What? Is that all right?
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Yeah?
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Yeah!
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Great! Thanks, baby! Oh, yeah!
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No!
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So she's standing on the curb,
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and I'm gettin' her
packages out of the truck,
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when out of nowhere
this car flies by,
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hits this huge puddle,
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and bam!
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We're in the middle of
a wet t-shirt contest.
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Me against her.
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She's winning, but
I'm holding my own.
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So, anyway, she's
just standing there,
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and she's got some
grade-a sweet potatoes.
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You know what I'm saying?
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So what she does is- guess who?
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Hey!
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Hi, honey.
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What are you guys talking about?
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I heard sweet potatoes.
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Uh, yeah.
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We were thinking
about gettin' 'em
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for the vending machine.
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Actually, I was just, uh,
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telling a story about
this female person
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on my route. Sorry.
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Oh, that's ok. I know
what guys talk about.
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Keep goin' like I
wasn't even here.
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Was she hot?
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That's ok. Oh, come on!
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All right, well, uh,
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this w-woman got
splashed by a car
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and her-her shirt
kind of got wet.
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That's where the previously
mentioned sweet potatoes come in.
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So I was like, you know,
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"take your package. I'm not
here for the show, lady.
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"I don't know what crap
you're tryin' to pull,
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but I love my wife."
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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God.
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Good one, honey.
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All right, snack time.
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Honey, can I tell you
how good it feels
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to be back at work?
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I already have a
best friend upstairs
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and a girl we both hate.
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Good for you. Yeah.
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So, what are you gonna get?
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Eh, I'm not sure yet.
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Hey, how 'bout this?
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You pick the letter.
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I pick the number.
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Live dangerously.
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Mmm, I don't think so.
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I can't risk ending up
with a comb for lunch.
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I think I'm goin' with fritos.
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Oh, don't get the fritos.
Get the cheetos.
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I'm in the mood for those.
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Uh, well, you know,
for 70 cents,
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you can get your very own bag.
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I know, but I only want a few.
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Come on, j-6, j-6,
j-6, j-6, j-6, j-6-
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o- o-ok.
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J-6. Yeah!
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How's it goin', stud?
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Carrie?
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Hi, honey!
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What are you doin' on the c.B.?
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Wanda's teachin' me how.
Right, Wanda?
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That's right, Doug.
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Well...
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We're all here, then.
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So, what's goin' on?
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Uh...
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Just doin' my route.
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Oh, you say "rowt"?
I say "root."
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And yet we still make it work.
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Ok. Gotta wrap this up.
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Got a package thing to do.
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Ok. Bye, honey!
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Bye. Oh, wait!
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Say good-bye to Wanda.
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Bye, Wanda.
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Bye, Doug.
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Ok, I need hershey
in a little tighter.
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Cupcake,
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quit the funny business.
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This is a family picture.
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And that's it. Now, hold it.
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Now, just wait for the flash.
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Arthur,
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I hadn't planned on you
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actually being in the photo.
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Why not? It's a picture
of everyone you walk.
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Well. Yeah, but I'm sending
these to my clients,
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and I'm not sure they
would understand
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that I walk a human being.
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When they see your
name on the list,
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I tell them you're a schnauzer.
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Just smile.
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Arthur, I don't think
I really wanna do-
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do it or you're fired!
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Now smile.
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Only 80 more seconds.
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Ok. I'm going to sears.
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Fine, but if you're so worried
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about your picture being ruined,
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I'd worry about him!
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Buster?
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Something that ugly
doesn't deserve a name.
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Are you sure northern
boulevard's the best way to go?
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There's so many lights.
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I think we should cut
through the waldbaum's
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and go through the neighborhood.
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You know? And then
we'd avoid all that.
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Let's try that tomorrow.
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Okeydoke.
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Ohh!
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Ahh.
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I am beat. I'm gonna
head upstairs to bed.
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Yeah, me, too.
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You know what? Actually,
I'm gonna stay down
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and actually watch a
little tele-vis-i-on
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for a while.
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Ok, baby. Ok.
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Oh, is that Patrick Swayze?
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Hey, man.
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Have you seen Carrie?
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No.
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Thank God!
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I gotta hit the men's room where
I can grab 20 minutes alone
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before we drive home tonight.
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Yeah, about all that time
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you're spending in
the bathroom...
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The other drivers are getting
a little creeped out
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walking in and finding you in that
folding chair by the urinals.
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I'm sorry, but it's the
only way I can escape her.
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She's everywhere!
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Doug?
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Oh, my God! Cover for me!
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Hey. Hey.
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You see the big guy?
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Uh, I-i think he's still
out on his route.
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But his truck's right there.
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Oh, he-he must be
delivering on foot, then.
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You guys do that?
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Uh, we like to mix it up.
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Uh, that's my snack.
See you later.
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Hey, that's my lean pocket.
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No, it's not. Yes, it is.
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I need to do this.
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Aah!
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Hey, baby. Hey!
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Calm down. It's just me.
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I know. What's up?
What's goin' on?
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Oh, I was just wondering if
you can store some stuff
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in your locker for me.
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Like what? Oh, just my sweater
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and some of my lady products
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and a picture of me
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to remember me
when I'm not here.
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And when will that be?!
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What?
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I'm sorry. It's just...
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Every second of every day,
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you know? Driving together,
calling me in the truck.
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All night with me, you,
and Patrick Swayze.
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I can't take it anymore!
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All right, look, Doug, maybe I
went a little overboard here, ok?
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Maybe I called you
a little too much
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on your little radio there,
255
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but I'm only gonna
be here for 2 weeks!
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You couldn't take
it for 2 weeks?
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I was surprised myself!
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You know? But 2 weeks
can seem pretty long!
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You know, like, if
you're on jury duty
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or trapped in a mine!
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Oh! Ok, so working with me
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is like being trapped in a mine.
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Ok, well, I-
264
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,217
you know what, Doug?
265
00:12:34,284 --> 00:12:37,020
I am so sorry that my
very presence here
266
00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:38,855
has been so awful for you.
267
00:12:39,807 --> 00:12:41,124
You know what?
It's really funny,
268
00:12:41,191 --> 00:12:43,260
because for me,
269
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,795
I love spending
this time together.
270
00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:48,298
I- I love being here with you.
You know?
271
00:12:48,365 --> 00:12:49,966
I mean...
272
00:12:50,034 --> 00:12:52,502
Watching you work has actually
been a turn-on for me,
273
00:12:52,569 --> 00:12:54,070
if you could believe that.
274
00:13:01,879 --> 00:13:03,379
Really?
275
00:13:03,447 --> 00:13:05,782
Yeah. You know, watching you
lift all those heavy boxes
276
00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:09,552
and gettin' sweaty and
workin' the forklift.
277
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,821
I've never seen you
at work, you know?
278
00:13:11,889 --> 00:13:13,723
You're good at what you do.
It's sexy.
279
00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:18,595
It is?
280
00:13:18,663 --> 00:13:20,814
Yeah, but you hate me, so...
281
00:13:20,882 --> 00:13:21,882
What's the point?
282
00:13:21,950 --> 00:13:24,117
I-
283
00:13:24,185 --> 00:13:25,419
I feel like an idiot now.
284
00:13:25,486 --> 00:13:27,270
Well, you should.
285
00:13:27,338 --> 00:13:28,889
Look, I'm-I'm sorry.
286
00:13:28,956 --> 00:13:31,424
You know I love you. I just-
287
00:13:31,492 --> 00:13:33,626
I just got carried away.
288
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:41,434
So you like the forklift, huh?
289
00:13:43,104 --> 00:13:44,404
Yeah.
290
00:13:44,472 --> 00:13:47,474
Especially when you raise and
swivel at the same time.
291
00:13:47,541 --> 00:13:49,876
You know, that breaks
every safety code, but...
292
00:13:49,944 --> 00:13:51,612
It's my signature move.
293
00:13:55,599 --> 00:13:58,101
Do you, uh...
294
00:13:58,168 --> 00:14:00,336
Like it when I do this here?
295
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,171
Do you like that, right here?
Huh?
296
00:14:09,497 --> 00:14:10,163
We get it, Doug. Yeah.
297
00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:12,615
Give it a rest now.
298
00:14:12,683 --> 00:14:14,384
How 'bout this stuff here?
299
00:14:16,754 --> 00:14:18,254
Ohh!
300
00:14:18,322 --> 00:14:21,058
Bubbles no match for me!
301
00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:25,695
Look, I'm-
302
00:14:25,763 --> 00:14:28,298
I'm really sorry. Ok?
303
00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:29,299
Ok.
304
00:14:43,514 --> 00:14:45,632
Have a good day at work, tiger.
305
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,234
Mmm. I hate to see you go,
306
00:14:48,302 --> 00:14:50,469
but I love to watch you leave.
307
00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:54,707
What's up with you two now?
308
00:14:54,775 --> 00:14:57,110
Oh, just found out there's
a couple of perks
309
00:14:57,178 --> 00:14:59,145
to havin' your wife
around at work.
310
00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:00,280
What do you mean?
311
00:15:00,347 --> 00:15:02,265
Mmm. I don't like to have sex
312
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,067
in a truck and tell.
313
00:15:05,702 --> 00:15:08,305
Oh, wait. I guess I do.
314
00:15:08,372 --> 00:15:11,441
Nice. Yahtzee!
315
00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:13,977
Doug and Carrie,
316
00:15:14,045 --> 00:15:15,562
back of his truck.
317
00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:19,799
Turnin' this place into I.P.
"Oh, yes."
318
00:15:20,968 --> 00:15:22,402
That's the story, Duke.
319
00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:25,405
And by the way, he
punched out after.
320
00:15:25,473 --> 00:15:27,240
Rockin' on the clock.
321
00:15:27,308 --> 00:15:29,876
Now, that's the way to do it.
322
00:15:29,943 --> 00:15:31,811
I heard it was
surprisingly tender.
323
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:34,431
I think it's pretty
inappropriate.
324
00:15:34,499 --> 00:15:35,432
Aren't they married?
325
00:15:35,488 --> 00:15:37,434
Yeah. Still, in a truck?
326
00:15:37,502 --> 00:15:39,068
Yeah, guess you're right.
327
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:41,037
Why are temps always so slutty?
328
00:15:55,569 --> 00:15:56,669
Spence, my good man!
329
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,472
Yeah, I'm here. Um...
330
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,659
Why did you want me to
wear a green turtleneck?
331
00:16:02,726 --> 00:16:05,495
For our Christmas
card, of course.
332
00:16:05,563 --> 00:16:06,729
Come again?
333
00:16:06,797 --> 00:16:07,797
A simple snapshot.
334
00:16:07,865 --> 00:16:10,133
You offer me these
chocolate chip cookies,
335
00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:13,453
and I react with
delight, thusly:
336
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,021
Hey!
337
00:16:16,573 --> 00:16:17,691
What-
338
00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:19,726
what exactly is our relationship
339
00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:22,729
that we're sending out a
Christmas card together?
340
00:16:22,796 --> 00:16:24,097
Buddies, confidants,
341
00:16:24,164 --> 00:16:26,383
2 Randy gents about town.
342
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:28,651
Don't you think that seems...
343
00:16:28,719 --> 00:16:31,438
Joyous? Inspired?
344
00:16:31,505 --> 00:16:33,239
Gay.
345
00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:36,059
Christmas is no
time for bigotry!
346
00:16:36,127 --> 00:16:37,544
I'm not homophobic!
347
00:16:37,612 --> 00:16:41,164
I just don't wanna be
on a card with you.
348
00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:42,465
These aren't even real!
349
00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:43,950
Of course not. They're
prop cookies.
350
00:16:44,018 --> 00:16:46,636
Real cookies photograph
like buttons, idiot!
351
00:16:46,704 --> 00:16:47,904
Merry Christmas, Arthur.
352
00:16:47,972 --> 00:16:49,389
Good! Leave, then.
353
00:16:49,457 --> 00:16:51,341
Now I don't have to
explain to people
354
00:16:51,408 --> 00:16:53,609
how I befriended a lawn dwarf!
355
00:16:56,764 --> 00:16:58,365
Back of the truck. Now.
356
00:17:04,938 --> 00:17:05,989
Ahh.
357
00:17:06,057 --> 00:17:07,958
Comin' back for some
more Dougie lovin', huh?
358
00:17:08,025 --> 00:17:10,660
I guess once you
pop, you can't stop.
359
00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:11,962
Ow!
360
00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:14,064
Tough love. I'm in.
361
00:17:14,131 --> 00:17:17,233
I can't believe you
told everyone!
362
00:17:17,301 --> 00:17:18,384
What are you talkin' about?
363
00:17:18,452 --> 00:17:20,669
What am I talking about?
About what we did here.
364
00:17:20,737 --> 00:17:21,854
Oh, and you didn't tell anyone?
365
00:17:21,922 --> 00:17:23,573
Oh, yeah, I just couldn't
wait to tell everyone
366
00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:25,909
how chunky nailed
me on bubble wrap.
367
00:17:25,976 --> 00:17:27,476
You see, I knew this was wrong
368
00:17:27,545 --> 00:17:29,378
for a husband and wife
to work together!
369
00:17:29,446 --> 00:17:31,581
Well, you know what, you don't
have to worry about that anymore,
370
00:17:31,649 --> 00:17:33,583
because for the rest
of my time here,
371
00:17:33,651 --> 00:17:35,051
we are not husband and wife, ok?
372
00:17:35,118 --> 00:17:36,786
We are separate employees
373
00:17:36,854 --> 00:17:38,655
with separate lives.
374
00:17:38,722 --> 00:17:39,855
Works for me!
375
00:17:39,923 --> 00:17:40,656
Perfect!
376
00:17:51,769 --> 00:17:53,119
Ok, payday!
377
00:17:53,187 --> 00:17:55,138
Who wants a paycheck?
378
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:56,539
Uh, LA pointe?
379
00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:57,740
LA pon-tay.
380
00:17:57,808 --> 00:17:58,808
Right. There you go.
381
00:17:58,876 --> 00:17:59,809
Deacon?
382
00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:00,810
Thanks, Carrie.
383
00:18:00,878 --> 00:18:02,612
You're welcome. And...
384
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,814
Hefferman?
385
00:18:04,881 --> 00:18:07,567
Actually, it's heffer-nan.
386
00:18:07,635 --> 00:18:08,585
Oh!
387
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,987
Right. Ok, well, here's
your check, dick.
388
00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:14,157
Oh, I'm sorry. It's Doug.
389
00:18:14,224 --> 00:18:15,791
I'm sorry. I'm new here.
390
00:18:15,859 --> 00:18:17,777
Ok, florsheim?
391
00:18:17,844 --> 00:18:19,529
Listen, I do need
to speak to you
392
00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:21,781
about one
non-work-related matter
393
00:18:21,848 --> 00:18:23,007
if that's ok.
394
00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:24,167
What is it?
395
00:18:24,268 --> 00:18:25,117
Well, it's about our
Christmas tree.
396
00:18:25,185 --> 00:18:26,252
We're supposed to
get it tonight,
397
00:18:26,319 --> 00:18:28,354
that is, if we're still
celebrating Christmas.
398
00:18:28,422 --> 00:18:29,555
Well, I know I am.
399
00:18:29,623 --> 00:18:30,289
As am I. In fact,
400
00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:32,542
I'm gettin' a Santa tattoo.
401
00:18:36,697 --> 00:18:38,481
How 'bout this, Doug,
402
00:18:38,549 --> 00:18:41,817
how 'bout we each get our
own tree this year? Hmm?
403
00:18:41,885 --> 00:18:44,553
Sounds good to me. Now I can break
out my naked lady ornaments.
404
00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:55,999
Ohh. Well, I got my tree.
405
00:18:56,066 --> 00:18:57,433
Oh, is that one yours?
406
00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:59,269
That's adorable.
407
00:19:00,637 --> 00:19:01,504
Actually, um, no.
408
00:19:01,571 --> 00:19:02,738
I'm gonna- this is the tree
409
00:19:02,806 --> 00:19:04,707
that I'm getting right here.
410
00:19:06,677 --> 00:19:07,610
Ok. There you go.
411
00:19:07,678 --> 00:19:08,744
I got it. Yeah.
412
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:09,913
Ok.
413
00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:13,950
Hi. Hi.
414
00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:15,084
How much for this one?
415
00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:16,835
Uh, that's $55.
416
00:19:16,903 --> 00:19:18,555
$55. All righty.
417
00:19:18,622 --> 00:19:22,091
Here we go. 60.
418
00:19:22,159 --> 00:19:22,975
Ben, honey?
419
00:19:23,043 --> 00:19:24,260
Yeah? You got change?
420
00:19:24,327 --> 00:19:26,529
Oh, I sure do, sweetheart.
421
00:19:26,596 --> 00:19:28,297
Well, where-where'd I
put my Fanny pack?
422
00:19:28,365 --> 00:19:30,249
It's in the trailer. Right.
423
00:19:30,317 --> 00:19:32,184
He never remembers anything.
424
00:19:32,252 --> 00:19:33,786
In case you forget, your
hat's on your head.
425
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,607
You guys are married? Oh, yeah.
426
00:19:37,674 --> 00:19:38,874
And you work together?
427
00:19:38,942 --> 00:19:42,629
We've been together 24
hours a day since 1951.
428
00:19:42,696 --> 00:19:44,597
Let me get some
rope for your car.
429
00:19:44,665 --> 00:19:46,149
Ok.
430
00:19:46,984 --> 00:19:48,501
Wow.
431
00:19:48,569 --> 00:19:50,236
They've worked together
for half a century,
432
00:19:50,304 --> 00:19:51,904
and, uh...
433
00:19:51,972 --> 00:19:53,639
We couldn't even
make it for 10 days.
434
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:55,908
We suck.
435
00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:57,644
Yeah.
436
00:19:57,711 --> 00:19:58,811
Look, I'm-
437
00:19:58,878 --> 00:20:01,380
I'm sorry about all this. I-
438
00:20:01,448 --> 00:20:02,815
I love being with
you, and if you want,
439
00:20:02,882 --> 00:20:04,850
you can work at I.P.S.
Full-time.
440
00:20:04,918 --> 00:20:06,102
Should I quit?
441
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,736
That would make it the
best Christmas ever.
442
00:20:07,804 --> 00:20:10,389
Yes, sir, got the change.
443
00:20:10,457 --> 00:20:12,925
And did you want the
other tree as well?
444
00:20:12,993 --> 00:20:14,060
Uh, you know what?
445
00:20:14,127 --> 00:20:15,762
I think the one is
just good for us.
446
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:16,896
We're fine. Thank you.
447
00:20:16,964 --> 00:20:19,065
Yeah. Thank you, you guys.
448
00:20:19,132 --> 00:20:21,067
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
449
00:20:23,487 --> 00:20:26,239
Nice work. You just
cost us a sale.
450
00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:27,240
I did?
451
00:20:27,307 --> 00:20:28,574
Yeah, if you'd had
your Fanny pack
452
00:20:28,642 --> 00:20:29,942
around your waist
where it belonged,
453
00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,577
they wouldn't have time
to change their mind.
454
00:20:31,645 --> 00:20:33,179
But the money's safer
in the trailer!
455
00:20:33,247 --> 00:20:34,980
Oh, you get stupider every year!
456
00:20:35,048 --> 00:20:36,249
Oh, shut up!
457
00:20:36,316 --> 00:20:38,651
Shut up. Shut up!
458
00:20:38,718 --> 00:20:40,019
Shut up!
459
00:20:40,086 --> 00:20:42,004
Daphne, shut up!
460
00:21:29,987 --> 00:21:31,237
Fire!
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