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Land ho!
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Now, when we get out of the
boat here, step lively.
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Remember, this is
turtle country.
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It's all good. It's all good.
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Here we go. Ok.
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Milady.
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There we go.
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Doug. Doug.
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I got it. I got it.
Doug's got it.
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Whoo! You know what I
like about this place?
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It's totally new.
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Never seen it before.
Never been here before.
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Is fresh.
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So what do you wanna do?
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I don't know.
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Well, what do people
usually do here?
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Uh...
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Take in the scenery, I guess.
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Uh-huh.
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Come on. What do you say?
Shall we?
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All right. Now, you see that?
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That's poison Ivy.
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Leaves of 3, let it be.
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Learned that in boy scouts.
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Huh.
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What else you got?
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I read in the brochure that this
area has 22 indigenous ferns.
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Wanna discover a new one
and name it Carrie?
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The canoe!
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Oh, crap!
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Watch it! Leaves of 3!
Leaves of 3!
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Crap! Crap!
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Cold! Cold!
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So cold.
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Cold! Cold.
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All right, boys, we're goin' in.
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Down goes Frazier.
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It's too far! I can't get it!
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Just swim!
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I just swallowed a fish!
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I don't think you did.
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I did. I think it was a sardine.
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You love sardines.
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With Mayo!
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All right. You know what? Bring it in.
Bring it in.
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Come on!
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Well, that was pretty pathetic.
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Well, on behalf of myself
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and the baby sardines
growing in my stomach,
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thanks for the love.
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So, what do we do now?
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You think we can
get back on foot?
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I'm sure we could if
we knew where we were,
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but I've never been
here before, remember?
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Is fresh!
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Oy.
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All right. You know what?
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We have the cell phone.
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We'll call information
for the hotel,
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and they will give
us directions back.
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It's, uh, Mountain
view lodge, right?
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I thought it was Mountain Ridge.
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What? No, you're wrong.
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No, you're wrong. Uh, excuse me.
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I'm the one who made
the reservation.
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I think I know the
name of the hotel.
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Uh, excuse me.
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You don't even remember which
girl you brought here.
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Fine. You know what?
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Just call your dad. I
left the number with him.
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Hello?
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Hey, dad.
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Who is this?
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Carrie.
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Listen, it's not a big deal.
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Doug and I are a little lost.
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Is this an emergency?
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Well, yeah. Kinda.
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Hold on, baby! Daddy's coming!
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Ok, that's not gonna work.
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You know what? Let me
just call information.
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Let them figure it out.
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Yeah, hey. I need the number
to Mountain lake lodge
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near lake chapawawa.
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Nothing?
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How about Mountain Ridge lodge?
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Lakeview? Lake Ridge?
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Land o' lakes. Emerson,
lake, and Palmer.
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Help me out here, ok?
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Do you happen to have a listing
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for an Elizabeth McGurtrie
in Staten Island?
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It might be Beth McGurtrie.
Check that.
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Oh, my God.
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What are you doing?
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No, it's a different Beth.
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This one's a park ranger.
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I can't believe
you're calling her!
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Maybe she can remember
the name of the place.
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This is-it's unbeli-I mean,
first you bring me here
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thinking that I'm her-
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oh, my God!
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How many times do I gotta
apologize for this?!
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I made a mistake, ok?!
Can we move on?!
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No, we can't move on, Doug.
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You know, I don't think
this is a mistake.
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I mean, ever since you've
lost all that weight,
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you've become an
insensitive jerk.
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What?! That's right!
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Fat Doug would never
do this to me.
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What are you talking about?
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Fat Doug was sensitive,
loving, caring, and kind.
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You never told him that.
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I didn't need to.
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Fat Doug didn't need his
ego boosted all the time.
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You know what? "Fat Doug"
is a little harsh.
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Let's go with f.D.
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You know why you can't
tell the difference
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between me and Beth McGurtrie?
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Because your brain has
been turned upside down
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from all these people
drooling all over you.
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Sickening.
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Oh, my God! You're jealous!
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Jealous?!
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That's right. I think
you liked it better
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when it was hottie and fatty.
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Now it's hottie and hottie,
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you gotta share the spotlight,
and you don't like it.
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Are you actually accusing me
of being that small and petty?
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Uh-huh!
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For years, you're nagging
me to lose weight.
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"Oh, you look terrible. You're
gonna die." Blah blah blah!
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Turns out, you can't
handle the competition!
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Oh!
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What are you doing?
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What am I doing?
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I'm stealing your thunder.
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Yeah! That's thunder!
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Oh, get away from me!
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Where you going?
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You looking for your thunder?
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'Cause you ain't gonna find it.
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You know why? I got it all.
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No, I'm looking for
the hotel, brain.
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Well, you know what? If you
would have let me call Beth,
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maybe we'd find our way back.
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Oh, you know what? Maybe
you should call Beth
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and see if she's
still available.
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Oh, yeah? You'd love it if I
got back together with Beth.
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Then you'd be free to go
after another big boy.
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How's this sound? Mrs.
dom deluise.
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Or better yet, hook up
with the kool-aid man.
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Oh, yeah!
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You know, do me a favor and don't
talk to me. I'm sick of you.
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Right back at you.
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Is it raining?
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A little.
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We are so screwed.
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All right, now we're
making some progress.
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There's the sun.
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The sun always sets
in the west, right?
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So we must be heading west.
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And do you have any idea
if the hotel is west?
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Boy, you really hate the fact
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that I'm hot now, don't you?
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Ok, you know what?
We went too far.
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We should go back the other way.
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No, no. You're totally wrong.
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You don't know what
you're talking about.
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Oh, I don't?!
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You have us heading west,
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and you have no idea why.
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Uh, the pioneers
didn't know why,
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and that's how we got Texas.
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But I guess you'd be
fine without Texas.
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I just wish I knew
where we were.
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I mean, are we getting closer?
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Are we getting farther?
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What?
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna see if I can
find the hotel from here.
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You're not gonna see anything.
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I might see something!
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I don't think you will.
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I can't talk and climb
at the same time.
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Oh, God!
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What's wrong?
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It's an owl.
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I think I'm gonna throw up.
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Who throws up from an owl?
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Look, I was expecting pine cones,
and I got a square-shaped bird.
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It's very disturbing.
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All right, you know what?
Just nudge it,
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and it'll fly away.
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No, I'm not gonna touch it.
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What if it bites me?
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Owls don't bite.
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They wear glasses.
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They're the nerds of the forest.
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All right.
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No, owls can't fly.
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If it doesn't fly, how'd
it get in the tree?
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Uh, I'm in the tree. Can I fly?
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Could you just push
it away, please?
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Oh. Hope it lands right on you.
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I would love that.
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Whoa!
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Ooh... oh, my God! Are you ok?
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I think so.
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I scratched my face, though.
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Oh...
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All right, a little bactine,
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and you will be good as new.
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Oh, suddenly I'm deformed,
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and you're nice to me.
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You got a real beauty and the
beast thing going, don't you?
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Are you crazy?!
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Crazy ugly, just the
way you like 'em!
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Well, now I'm taking
you down with me.
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Oh, where are you going?
What are you doing?
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I'm finding some leaves of 3,
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and then I'm gonna mess you up.
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What?
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Yeah.
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Kiss that sweet,
unblemished skin good-bye.
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Doug, are you seriously
gonna attack me
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with poison Ivy?
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I mean, is that the way
it's gonna end for us?
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No.
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My hand itches now.
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I don't believe anyone
ever made fire this way.
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I just don't.
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And I don't believe
the only thing
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you ever learned
from the boy scouts
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was how many leaves
poison Ivy has.
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And now you have poison Ivy!
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I'm going to sleep.
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Oh, wow. That's the north star.
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That way must be north.
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And do you know if
the hotel is north?
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I hate the sky.
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Actually, it's kind
of beautiful tonight.
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That better be a rat.
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Just thinking, you know,
it's you and I...
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Alone in the woods...
About to die...
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It's kind of romantic.
You want to, uh-
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what planet are you on?
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I just don't think we
should go to bed angry.
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Well, we're not going to bed.
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We're going to twigs.
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Well, then, I don't think
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we should go to twigs
angry, either.
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All right, last
chance, 'cause...
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I'm shuttin' her down.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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You always say nothing
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when it's something.
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What is it?
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You know very well what it is.
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No, I don't.
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You totally made me the bad
cop today with Arthur.
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You had no right to do that.
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Oh, excuse me.
266
00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,594
Uh... sorry.
267
00:12:07,677 --> 00:12:10,680
Um, Danny said I can
borrow the PlayStation,
268
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,266
and Doug keeps it up here, so...
269
00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:15,435
Fine. I just...
270
00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:17,396
Wasn't expecting you.
271
00:12:19,648 --> 00:12:21,691
Sure.
272
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,318
We were kind of, uh...
273
00:12:23,402 --> 00:12:25,153
In the middle of
something here, Deac.
274
00:12:28,365 --> 00:12:30,909
Are you guys both
sleeping in here?
275
00:12:30,992 --> 00:12:33,078
Yeah.
276
00:12:33,161 --> 00:12:34,788
Well, you know there's a
futon in the other room,
277
00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:36,581
and there's a cou-
278
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,917
never mind.
279
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,669
Would you just leave, please?!
280
00:12:40,711 --> 00:12:41,628
Believe me, I'm not
looking for any reason
281
00:12:41,712 --> 00:12:42,963
to hang around.
282
00:12:44,881 --> 00:12:47,426
Look...
283
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,764
I'm sorry about what
happened today.
284
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,683
All right, I just thought
that the easiest way
285
00:12:54,766 --> 00:12:57,269
to deal with Arthur was
to give in to him.
286
00:12:57,352 --> 00:12:59,062
Of course that's
the easiest way.
287
00:12:59,104 --> 00:13:00,605
But if we always take
the easy way out,
288
00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:02,774
how's he ever gonna learn?
289
00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:06,778
Well, he is almost 80.
290
00:13:08,405 --> 00:13:10,240
Look, why don't we get a good
night's sleep, all right?
291
00:13:10,282 --> 00:13:12,159
And in the morning, we'll
sit down with Arthur,
292
00:13:12,242 --> 00:13:15,620
and we'll tell him there are
certain rules in this house
293
00:13:15,704 --> 00:13:17,956
and he has to live by them.
294
00:13:46,443 --> 00:13:49,446
Ok, still in the woods.
295
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,074
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow!
296
00:13:52,157 --> 00:13:53,658
I can't believe there are people
297
00:13:53,742 --> 00:13:55,827
who actually go
camping by choice.
298
00:13:57,952 --> 00:14:00,246
Oh, my God, what if we never
find our way out of here?
299
00:14:00,271 --> 00:14:02,398
That would be bad, Doug.
300
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:06,004
You know what? Maybe we
should just live here,
301
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,298
start a new society,
302
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,216
learn to talk with
the chipmunks.
303
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,386
You can't even touch an
owl without gagging.
304
00:14:13,469 --> 00:14:15,138
Now you're talking to chipmunks?
305
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,348
Ok, you know what? I won't
start my own society.
306
00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:18,391
Ok, you happy now?
307
00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:19,934
Yes. I'm thrilled.
308
00:14:20,018 --> 00:14:22,604
All right, let's get moving.
309
00:14:22,645 --> 00:14:26,816
I think we should go, uh...
this way.
310
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:30,195
No, that's the way we came from.
311
00:14:30,278 --> 00:14:35,283
No, that... is... the way...
We came... from!
312
00:14:35,366 --> 00:14:39,120
Talking... like... this...
Doesn't... scare... me!
313
00:14:39,204 --> 00:14:41,372
Ok, you know what?
I have an idea.
314
00:14:41,456 --> 00:14:44,417
How 'bout you go your
way, I'll go mine?
315
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,461
Smartest idea you've had ever.
316
00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:48,004
Terrific!
317
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,964
Oh, and don't go startin'
your own society.
318
00:14:50,006 --> 00:14:51,216
That's my thing!
319
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:14,948
Doug?
320
00:15:14,989 --> 00:15:16,783
Doug!
321
00:15:29,546 --> 00:15:31,798
God bless her, she got away!
322
00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:33,675
Attagirl!
323
00:15:58,366 --> 00:16:01,786
I'll have the
egg-white omelet...
324
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,788
And...
325
00:16:52,629 --> 00:16:55,506
I will survive!
326
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:59,010
I choose life!
327
00:17:21,658 --> 00:17:23,284
Could I get the check?
328
00:17:23,326 --> 00:17:26,037
Oh, and a map to
rescue my husband.
329
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,038
Thanks.
330
00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:40,134
Doug?
331
00:17:40,218 --> 00:17:41,803
Carrie?
332
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,846
Is that you crying?
333
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,015
No.
334
00:17:46,057 --> 00:17:48,685
Follow my voice. I
found a way out.
335
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,439
Oof!
336
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,026
Hey!
337
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,708
What do I do?
338
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,126
Just cross over the bridge.
339
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:14,586
Are you crazy?!
340
00:18:14,669 --> 00:18:16,379
Come on. You can do it.
341
00:18:28,266 --> 00:18:29,559
Cross over the bridge.
342
00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,728
Easy for you.
343
00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:33,521
You're on the right side.
344
00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:39,235
Shaba-lama...
345
00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,405
You're doing great.
346
00:18:51,539 --> 00:18:52,624
Gaa-vuch!
347
00:18:54,626 --> 00:18:56,211
Oh, God!
348
00:18:59,547 --> 00:19:00,924
You're fine! You're fine!
349
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:04,135
I'm not fine!
350
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,262
Get me a helicopter now!
351
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,722
Doug, you don't
need a helicopter.
352
00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:10,516
I really think a
helicopter's the way to go.
353
00:19:10,558 --> 00:19:13,811
Doug, listen to me.
You can do this.
354
00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:15,813
I can't. This
bridge'll never hold.
355
00:19:15,897 --> 00:19:17,106
Yes, it will.
356
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,900
Look, you're not fat anymore.
357
00:19:18,942 --> 00:19:19,901
You're light as air.
358
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:23,154
I know you're lying now.
359
00:19:23,238 --> 00:19:25,114
I'm going back. I'll live here.
360
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,825
You start a new life
with dom deluise.
361
00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:29,244
No, Doug, stop.
362
00:19:29,327 --> 00:19:31,955
I don't want dom deluise.
I want you, ok?
363
00:19:34,415 --> 00:19:35,333
Really?
364
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:36,376
Yes.
365
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:37,919
Now, look, I know I
went a little crazy
366
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,003
with this Beth thing
367
00:19:39,087 --> 00:19:40,004
and you losing all the weight
368
00:19:40,088 --> 00:19:41,673
and getting all
that attention...
369
00:19:41,756 --> 00:19:43,758
'Cause you- you
stole my thunder.
370
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,593
You know? And, uh...
371
00:19:45,635 --> 00:19:47,595
Didn't love it.
372
00:19:47,637 --> 00:19:49,597
Can't blame a girl for
wanting her thunder.
373
00:19:49,681 --> 00:19:51,432
But the thing is, Doug,
374
00:19:51,516 --> 00:19:53,643
you deserve the attention, ok?
375
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,813
And-and I love you,
and I'm so sorry,
376
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,898
and I know that you
are skinny enough
377
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:00,692
to make it across this bridge.
378
00:20:00,775 --> 00:20:04,070
Then why did that
little thingy break?
379
00:20:04,153 --> 00:20:05,530
'Cause you're still kinda big.
380
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,073
Now run. Come on, honey.
381
00:20:07,156 --> 00:20:08,616
Come on, baby!
382
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:16,082
Oh, I love you so much.
383
00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:19,794
I love you, too.
384
00:20:19,878 --> 00:20:23,298
What happened to you? It's
only been 45 minutes.
385
00:20:23,339 --> 00:20:25,174
I went a little overboard.
386
00:20:28,469 --> 00:20:29,846
You know, let's go
to hershey park.
387
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,431
Yeah.
388
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:44,068
Hey. Hey. Hi.
389
00:20:46,654 --> 00:20:47,989
Where's my dad?
390
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,449
I will survive!
391
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,118
Oh, God!
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