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So for first few days of job,
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we open up the walls, and
we spray the fungicide
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to get rid of mold.
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Uh-huh.
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Then we put back the wall
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and apply the
anti-microbial coating.
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I'll tell ya, I wish I
had some of that coating
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after this one's cooking.
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Fire in the hole! You
know what I'm sayin'?
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He's just excited to meet you.
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Yeah, yeah, we're real happy
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you're doin' all this
work for us, Steve.
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We... We hear you're the best.
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I did win an award
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from Long Island Mold
Contractors' Association.
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What do they call
that, "The Moldy"?
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It's a very beautiful award.
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So we're all set then, huh?
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Yes, we are all set,
ready to rock 'n' roll.
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See you in September.
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Wha...
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But that's 6 months from now.
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Yeah, we can't wait that long!
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I mean, the mold's
under the house,
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it... it's in our walls...
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What do you want me to
do, wave magic wand?
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I have many big projects going.
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But can't we just
work something out?
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I don't see how.
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Darling, remember that library
book you took out for me
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and accused me of not returning?
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Yeah?
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Well, here it is.
It's quite overdue,
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and I ripped out several
pages in anger.
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Thank you.
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We're kind of in the middle
of something here, Dad.
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Dad? This man is your father?
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Yeah, he lives with us.
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In Russia, we respect
our old people, too.
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In this country, they just dump
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in Dumpster like trash.
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It's good to see you
people are different.
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Yeah, well, what can you do?
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We just love him.
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We do. We, uh...
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we cherish him. He's my Yoda.
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You know what? Let me see if I
can move some things around,
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but I'm not sure.
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Oh, my God, anything you
can do would be great!
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Yeah.
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So, Father, eh,
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do they take good care of you?
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Why, yes. In fact, uh,
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they give me a very generous
allowance of $20 a week.
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By the way, Douglas,
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it's Friday. Yeah.
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All right.
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And I believe you
forgot last week.
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Oh, I did? OK.
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Tell you what I can do.
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How does Monday sound?
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You put key under mat,
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we come first thing in morning.
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Oh, my God, that's great!
Thank you!
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So be it.
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Let me grab paperwork. OK.
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Feelin' pretty good, aren't you?
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Oh, yeah. Now take
me to the boat show,
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or I blow this thing wide open.
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Mmm.
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Uh...
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hi?
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Don't worry.
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We are with mold company.
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Um, I'm not wearing underpants.
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No.
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No, we look for 3-prong outlet,
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then we go.
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I think there's one
over there, but, shh!
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Oh.
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Shh!
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Oh, boy! It's all right.
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Don't worry.
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We are with mold company.
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Ahem.
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Doug...
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Get them outta here!
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OK, but...
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I'm not wearing underpants.
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This feels a little awkward.
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What do we do?
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Just ignore them? Do
we offer them cereal?
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No, you don't offer them cereal,
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you just act like
a normal person.
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Hi, guys.
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What?
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Oh, nothing, I was
just saying hi.
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We are with mold company.
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We have to be here.
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Yeah. No, no, no, it's fine.
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Yeah.
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You want cereal?
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No, I had bagel.
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Arthur: Help!
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Dad?
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Arthur: I'm looking for
Douglas and Carrie Heffernan!
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Don't answer!
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This is our chance
for a fresh start.
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We're in here. Just
follow my voice!
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Keep comin', you're
gettin' warmer.
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Keep comin'.
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And he's outside. OK.
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Doug, come here a sec.
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I got something I
need to show you.
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Steve: You see how the seams
in there are failing?
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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I think we need to use the H.E.P.A.
vacuum
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and then install sill
flashings and a kickout.
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Now, it's going to cost
you about $300 extra,
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but I think in the long run
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it'll save you money.
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What do you think?
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I think that sounds great.
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You, uh... you got your own H.E.P.A.
vacuum,
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or you wanna use mine?
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I have one.
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Good. Uh, th-that's good
that you have one. OK.
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What was that about?
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Oh, Steve thinks we need to H.E.P.A.
the whole thing out in there,
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and install some sill
flashings and a kickout.
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I agree.
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And do you know what
any of that means?
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Why do you always need to
know what things mean?
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It's not an attractive quality.
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Well, is it gonna cost any more?
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300, but it's gonna save
us money in the long run.
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Doug, the guy gave
us an estimate.
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Why didn't he see it the first
time when he came here?
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I don't know!
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Well, don't you think
you should ask him?
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Fine.
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It never ends.
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What? I sa... I said
you're beautiful.
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Hey, Steve.
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What's up? Uh, question for ya.
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Uh, how come the stuff you
were just telling me about
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wasn't included in the
original estimate?
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I'm just curious.
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You are curious?
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Like the Monkey George?
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Yeah, I... I guess.
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Well, I didn't put in estimate,
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'cause I didn't see it.
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I didn't see it because
it was behind the wall,
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and I cannot see
through the wall.
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You want somebody who can
see through the wall,
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maybe you should call Captain
Superman to help you out!
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No, no, no, you don't need
to call Captain Superman.
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I was just wonderin', you know.
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Tryin' to learn about mold.
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You know?
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Uh, and you guys are doin'
a great job, by the way.
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Really, and you know what,
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you guys make the
coveralls work, too.
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You really do.
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You stick me in them,
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and I'd look like
a Peanut M & M.
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I'll see ya tomorrow.
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Hello?
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Anybody here?
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Their tools are gone.
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Where are they?
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I don't know. Maybe they're late.
Maybe...
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Maybe today they didn't
feel like "rushin'."
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Am I gonna hear a Russian
joke every morning?
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Not with that attitude.
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Doug,
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it's been 4 days since
they've been here.
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I can't live like this.
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Did you call them again?
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Yes. I left message
17 an hour ago.
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Did you leave him our number?
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Oh, gee, no, I
forgot to do that.
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Actually, you know what,
I may have forgot.
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Arthur: Hello?
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Dad, we're in here.
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Just follow the
tape we put down.
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Arthur: It's taking
me in circles!
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It's not taking you in circles.
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Actually, it is.
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Uh, payback for the
allowance thing.
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Carrie: Come on.
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Thank you, darling.
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I was spinning like a
dreidel out there.
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Shh. It's ringing. It's ringing.
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Uh, hey, Steve, uh...
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Uh, Doug Heffernan here.
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Oh, hello, Doug,
how are you doing?
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Oh, I'm doin' good.
How 'bout you?
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah, yeah, it is
cold, isn't it?
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Ooh, it's very cold, I...
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All right!
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Uh, question for ya.
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Uh, we've kind of been wondering
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where you guys have been?
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Steve: Like I told you, we
have many big projects going.
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Yeah, but you said
you'd squeeze us in,
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and now our house is...
It's kind of...
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It's kind of ripped apart.
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OK, OK.
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How does a week
from Friday sound?
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That... That... That's
2 weeks from now.
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Well, if that doesn't
make you happy,
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maybe you wanna call
Captain Superman.
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No, no, no, no,
th-that'll be fine.
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What, what, what?
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He's gonna come a
week from Friday.
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No, that's unacceptable!
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Look, is there any
way, uh, you could...
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Doug, it's unacceptable.
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Use the word! Uh...
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uh, Steve, what you're
doing is very un...
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nice of you. All right, all right!
Gimme this.
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Hello, this is
Carrie Heffernan...
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Yes... Mrs. Doug.
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Um, your behavior
is unacceptable.
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Now, there may be other people
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who fall for this kind of crap,
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but not us, buddy boy, OK?
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I happen to work for a law firm
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that specializes in
civil litigation.
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So if I don't see
you guys tomorrow,
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here, at 8:00 am,
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I will be introducing
my foot-ski
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to your ass-ski!
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I think he got the message.
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So they left our home
completely ripped apart,
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we haven't seen them for 6 days.
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I mean, they think that they
can take advantage of us,
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but they don't know
that I work for the...
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Well, I'll just say it...
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The toughest litigator
in New York City.
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That's very kind of you, Carrie.
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So what do we do? We just start
with a threatening letter,
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or we just go right
for the lawsuit?
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Well, here's the thing. What?
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You're screwed.
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What do you mean we're screwed?
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We... We... We have a contract!
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Yes, a very nice one.
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Now, let me tell
you a little story
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about a brick pizza oven.
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My wife had to have one
installed in our house.
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Apparently, it was critical
to our social standing.
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So I hired a contractor.
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The guy ripped a
hole in our wall,
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then decided he'd only show up
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when it was convenient.
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So I sued the bastard.
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2 years and $78,000 later,
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I got my pizza oven.
263
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:27,820
By then Tiffany was
on a no-carb diet.
264
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:31,590
We keep books in there now.
265
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,093
So, you're sayin'
266
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,928
I could have a pizza
oven in my house?
267
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:39,463
Doug!
268
00:11:39,530 --> 00:11:40,931
Sorry.
269
00:11:40,999 --> 00:11:43,066
I'm just tryin' to
find the good here.
270
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:44,266
All right, so we can't sue them,
271
00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:45,534
but, I mean, come on, please,
272
00:11:45,602 --> 00:11:47,602
there's gotta be
something we can do.
273
00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:49,036
My professional advice?
274
00:11:49,105 --> 00:11:52,306
Start kissing some keister.
275
00:11:59,012 --> 00:12:01,679
I've got vodka!
276
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,555
Look at you.
277
00:12:13,623 --> 00:12:15,457
What happened last night?
278
00:12:15,525 --> 00:12:16,992
I went to drop off the vodka,
279
00:12:17,059 --> 00:12:19,093
and he made me stay
and drink with him.
280
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,161
I don't remember
much after that...
281
00:12:21,229 --> 00:12:26,231
except at some point I
was dancing with men.
282
00:12:26,299 --> 00:12:28,600
Oh, and I may have
played Russian roulette.
283
00:12:28,668 --> 00:12:30,801
You know you can't
drink hard liquor.
284
00:12:30,869 --> 00:12:32,437
Yeah, I know. I did
what I had to do.
285
00:12:32,504 --> 00:12:34,339
Look, they're back here.
You should be happy.
286
00:12:34,406 --> 00:12:35,805
Oh, yeah, they
showed up for work.
287
00:12:35,873 --> 00:12:37,240
Let's throw them a parade.
288
00:12:37,308 --> 00:12:38,509
Shh! You keep up that attitude,
289
00:12:38,576 --> 00:12:39,842
they're gonna walk
outta here again!
290
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:41,978
What do you want me to do,
smile all day like an idiot?
291
00:12:42,045 --> 00:12:43,278
You know what, if you
really want to help,
292
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,479
you should throw on a
pair of Daisy Dukes,
293
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:47,681
go out, and wash the car
during their lunch break.
294
00:12:47,748 --> 00:12:50,518
Hey, Doug, my friend! Hey, bud!
295
00:12:50,585 --> 00:12:52,718
How's it goin'? Ohh!
296
00:12:52,786 --> 00:12:55,155
This guy likes his vodka!
297
00:12:55,222 --> 00:12:57,523
He also does a
great robot dance.
298
00:12:58,691 --> 00:13:01,192
OK, so here's where we're at.
299
00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:03,827
Basement is finished, no mold.
300
00:13:03,895 --> 00:13:04,894
And the living room,
301
00:13:04,962 --> 00:13:06,896
2 walls finished, 2 to go.
302
00:13:06,964 --> 00:13:08,697
That's great, that sounds great!
303
00:13:08,765 --> 00:13:09,898
Do you mind?
304
00:13:09,966 --> 00:13:12,168
Uh, no, no, no. Go
ahead, go ahead.
305
00:13:12,235 --> 00:13:13,401
Please.
306
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,676
Uh, you know, we're gonna take
our coffee in the other room.
307
00:13:23,744 --> 00:13:25,177
OK, Doug. All right.
308
00:13:27,079 --> 00:13:28,413
Oh, hello.
309
00:13:28,481 --> 00:13:30,348
Hey, Father, how are you?
310
00:13:30,415 --> 00:13:33,050
Or, as we say in Russia...
311
00:13:33,117 --> 00:13:35,318
Hey, yeah! Marvelous, yeah!
312
00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:39,921
So, uh,
313
00:13:39,989 --> 00:13:41,657
what part of the U.S.S.R.
314
00:13:41,724 --> 00:13:43,691
Do you hail from, son?
315
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:45,159
I am from Kiev,
316
00:13:45,227 --> 00:13:47,661
but it's no longer called
U.S.S.R., thank God.
317
00:13:47,728 --> 00:13:49,128
"Thank God"? What are
you talkin' about?
318
00:13:49,197 --> 00:13:50,564
It's a mess there now!
319
00:13:50,631 --> 00:13:51,763
Oh, it's much better now
320
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,233
without the stinking
Communists running things.
321
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,669
Oh, please! You people had a
workers' paradise and you blew it!
322
00:13:57,736 --> 00:13:59,337
A paradise?!
323
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,905
The K.G.B., they throw
my mother in the Gulag!
324
00:14:01,972 --> 00:14:05,241
Well, I'm sure they had
a very good reason.
325
00:14:05,308 --> 00:14:07,844
Just imagine, 2 weeks from now,
326
00:14:07,911 --> 00:14:09,678
all this is gonna be done,
327
00:14:09,746 --> 00:14:12,046
and the only mold in
this house will...
328
00:14:12,114 --> 00:14:13,747
be on the whole wheat
bread you keep buying
329
00:14:13,815 --> 00:14:15,282
and that I never eat.
330
00:14:16,517 --> 00:14:17,417
Steve: You don't know anything
331
00:14:17,485 --> 00:14:19,386
about what you're talking about!
332
00:14:19,453 --> 00:14:20,754
The collectivization
of the farms
333
00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:21,920
was a stroke of genius!
334
00:14:21,988 --> 00:14:24,056
We lost our home!
335
00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:26,723
It's all about you, isn't it?
336
00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:28,259
Dad, what's going on?
337
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,160
We can't stay here anymore.
338
00:14:30,761 --> 00:14:32,195
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
339
00:14:32,263 --> 00:14:33,463
What happened here?
340
00:14:33,531 --> 00:14:34,864
This man knows nothing
about Communism!
341
00:14:34,931 --> 00:14:37,032
What did he say? Hey,
we love Communism!
342
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,100
You love Communism?!
343
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:41,068
Let me finish!
344
00:14:41,136 --> 00:14:43,103
We love that you got rid of it!
345
00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:45,038
Ohh, this man is an old fool!
346
00:14:45,106 --> 00:14:47,973
Well, look, you don't
like him, he's gone!
347
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:51,042
You'll never see him again!
348
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:32,808
Man: Bashnicki!
349
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,413
Arthur: All right.
All right, boys.
350
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,615
Papa needs a new fur hat!
351
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,218
Hey!
352
00:15:45,285 --> 00:15:46,318
Whatcha doin'?
353
00:15:46,385 --> 00:15:47,920
Playing bashnicki.
It's a Russian game
354
00:15:47,987 --> 00:15:49,922
involving cards,
dice, and dominoes,
355
00:15:49,989 --> 00:15:52,323
and it's positively addicting!
356
00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:55,291
Well, I'm glad to see
you guys made up,
357
00:15:55,359 --> 00:15:57,327
but I'm just, uh, trying
to work in there.
358
00:15:57,394 --> 00:15:59,662
So, if you guys could
just keep it down?
359
00:15:59,729 --> 00:16:02,631
Absolutely. All: Sure, sure.
360
00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:16,107
Arthur: Bashnicki!
361
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:20,410
Sorry, darling, but I just won
back the dining room table!
362
00:16:22,346 --> 00:16:24,681
Arthur: Hey, come on, one more game!
Come on!
363
00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:29,017
Oh, Steve.
364
00:16:29,085 --> 00:16:31,119
Yes?
365
00:16:31,187 --> 00:16:33,220
Oh, um...
366
00:16:33,288 --> 00:16:34,789
everything looks
great downstairs.
367
00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:36,691
Yeah, it's just that I... I...
368
00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:38,658
I thought you guys
were done up here.
369
00:16:38,726 --> 00:16:39,960
Yes, done with fungicide,
370
00:16:40,027 --> 00:16:41,461
but now comes the fun part.
371
00:16:41,528 --> 00:16:45,330
The ventilation of
microbial contaminants.
372
00:16:45,398 --> 00:16:48,165
OK, plug in yellow
extension cord!
373
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:49,400
Man: OK!
374
00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:52,068
It... It's just that I have
this report due tomorrow,
375
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,070
and it's kind of hard
to work downstairs
376
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,539
with the screaming
and the gambling.
377
00:16:56,607 --> 00:16:59,407
And, oh, I think they're
roasting something.
378
00:16:59,475 --> 00:17:02,343
I bring you your laptop.
379
00:17:02,411 --> 00:17:04,378
Did you unplug that?
380
00:17:04,445 --> 00:17:08,247
Yes, I needed the...
The 3-prong outlet.
381
00:17:09,383 --> 00:17:11,716
But I didn't save my report yet!
382
00:17:11,784 --> 00:17:15,153
Ohh, you should always
back up your work.
383
00:17:16,721 --> 00:17:18,589
You're right.
384
00:17:18,657 --> 00:17:20,223
My bad.
385
00:17:25,528 --> 00:17:26,928
Hey, hon. Hi.
386
00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:28,329
Oh, traffic was killer today.
387
00:17:28,397 --> 00:17:30,598
They shut down 2 lanes
on the Grand Central.
388
00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:34,133
It was brutal. Ohh...
389
00:17:34,201 --> 00:17:35,202
What is that?
390
00:17:37,037 --> 00:17:38,770
My belt.
391
00:17:38,839 --> 00:17:39,806
What have I told you
392
00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:41,339
about throwing your
belt on the bed?
393
00:17:41,407 --> 00:17:42,774
When you take your belt off,
394
00:17:42,842 --> 00:17:45,210
hang it up, you animal!
395
00:17:50,447 --> 00:17:52,915
Wow.
396
00:17:52,982 --> 00:17:54,449
Either you're mad
at something else,
397
00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:58,185
or I think I want a divorce.
398
00:17:58,253 --> 00:17:59,419
It's these mold guys.
399
00:17:59,487 --> 00:18:01,121
They're driving me crazy
400
00:18:01,189 --> 00:18:03,756
with the bashnicki and the
smoking and my computer.
401
00:18:03,824 --> 00:18:05,859
Doug, let me kill them.
Please let me kill 'em?
402
00:18:05,926 --> 00:18:07,025
Look, you're not killing anyone.
403
00:18:07,093 --> 00:18:08,927
Just one... You can pick 'im!
404
00:18:08,995 --> 00:18:10,596
Calm down.
405
00:18:10,663 --> 00:18:12,162
No. You know what? I'm
gonna go downstairs
406
00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,866
and at least tell them that they
can't treat human beings like this.
407
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,032
No! No, Carrie, you can't!
408
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,433
Doug, get out of my way!
409
00:18:17,502 --> 00:18:18,502
Listen to me!
410
00:18:18,569 --> 00:18:20,936
I can't drink any more vodka.
411
00:18:21,004 --> 00:18:22,838
Today, I delivered a package
to a nursery school,
412
00:18:22,906 --> 00:18:25,640
and I threw up in a
little water fountain.
413
00:18:25,707 --> 00:18:27,041
Come on, they have
one wall to go,
414
00:18:27,109 --> 00:18:28,609
and then they're done. One wall!
415
00:18:28,676 --> 00:18:30,744
I don't care! If I don't
unload on somebody,
416
00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:31,978
I'm gonna explode!
417
00:18:32,046 --> 00:18:33,045
So?
418
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,714
Take it out on me.
419
00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:36,382
Twist my nipples.
420
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,852
What? Twist 'em.
421
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:43,320
You always wanna twist them when
you're angry with me, right?
422
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:44,688
Yeah.
423
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,289
And don't you always
feel happy after?
424
00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:48,058
Sure. So...
425
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,959
twist the dials! Come in, Tokyo!
426
00:18:54,863 --> 00:18:56,864
Oh, for God sakes, if you're
gonna do it, do it now.
427
00:18:58,132 --> 00:19:00,500
Aah-aah-aah! Yaz-bah!
428
00:19:01,669 --> 00:19:02,735
Oh, God!
429
00:19:02,802 --> 00:19:04,470
You feel better at least?
430
00:19:04,537 --> 00:19:06,571
Not really. My hand
slipped off the left one.
431
00:19:06,638 --> 00:19:07,739
Let me do it again. No!
432
00:19:07,807 --> 00:19:08,807
Stop!
433
00:19:08,874 --> 00:19:10,941
Douglas, is Steve in here?
434
00:19:11,009 --> 00:19:12,976
I got a bone to pick
with him about his men.
435
00:19:13,044 --> 00:19:14,144
What's the problem?
436
00:19:14,212 --> 00:19:15,745
They're cheats.
437
00:19:15,813 --> 00:19:17,379
I drew 2 jacks,
438
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:18,614
I rolled snake eyes,
439
00:19:18,682 --> 00:19:19,981
and I matched 2 dominoes.
440
00:19:20,049 --> 00:19:22,650
That's a kalishnikov
where I come from.
441
00:19:22,719 --> 00:19:25,119
Arthur, you listen to me.
442
00:19:25,187 --> 00:19:26,854
You say one word to Steve
443
00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:30,356
and your dream of owning
a hamster is dead.
444
00:19:30,424 --> 00:19:31,791
Checkmate.
445
00:19:31,858 --> 00:19:33,358
You'll get no more
trouble from me.
446
00:19:35,428 --> 00:19:36,493
You may want to wear these
447
00:19:36,561 --> 00:19:39,597
so you don't inhale
the toxic fume.
448
00:19:41,165 --> 00:19:42,232
Do you mind?
449
00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:53,041
Carrie!
450
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,374
Your time will come.
451
00:19:54,442 --> 00:19:57,476
Your time will come.
452
00:19:59,112 --> 00:20:01,680
Hey, Doug! We are finished.
453
00:20:01,747 --> 00:20:03,481
Come, one last drink together.
454
00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:06,817
Uh...
455
00:20:06,885 --> 00:20:08,752
I... I really shouldn't.
456
00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:18,393
Ahh.
457
00:20:18,461 --> 00:20:20,695
Perhaps now is good
time to tell you.
458
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,697
Pavel broke your toilet.
459
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,233
That's OK.
460
00:20:28,301 --> 00:20:31,003
Good. Then we go now.
461
00:20:31,071 --> 00:20:32,137
That's it? You... You're sure?
462
00:20:32,204 --> 00:20:33,471
You're... We're mold-free?
463
00:20:33,539 --> 00:20:36,140
100%. Our work here is done.
464
00:20:36,207 --> 00:20:38,876
Hold on a second. I think Carrie
wanted to say good-bye to you.
465
00:20:38,943 --> 00:20:40,710
Honey?
466
00:20:40,777 --> 00:20:42,645
Go get 'em.
467
00:20:42,713 --> 00:20:44,379
Oh. Hey!
468
00:20:44,447 --> 00:20:46,013
Pavel broke our toilet.
469
00:20:48,183 --> 00:20:52,252
Who the hell do you
people think you are?
470
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,953
I want you all to know
471
00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:56,656
that if I see any of you
walking down the street
472
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:58,157
and I am in my car,
473
00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,725
I will run you down!
474
00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:01,625
OK? And just when you
think it's over,
475
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,762
I'm gonna put it in reverse,
I'm gonna back over you!
476
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,497
OK? Then I'm gonna
get out of the car,
477
00:21:07,565 --> 00:21:11,500
and that's where the
real whup-ass begins.
478
00:21:14,036 --> 00:21:17,338
And the moldy goes to...
479
00:21:17,405 --> 00:21:19,840
Aah! I love my life!
480
00:21:19,907 --> 00:21:21,341
Steve Basaravich!
481
00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:25,845
Announcer: This is Steve
Basaravich's second Moldy.
482
00:21:25,912 --> 00:21:28,747
Thank you!
483
00:21:28,814 --> 00:21:32,950
Oh! This is what it's all about!
484
00:21:33,018 --> 00:21:34,785
Whoo!
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