Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:11,058 --> 00:00:12,323
Anyway, Mr. Gilliard,
2
00:00:12,325 --> 00:00:13,991
we were so relieved
3
00:00:14,058 --> 00:00:15,957
to see that our insurance policy
4
00:00:16,025 --> 00:00:17,590
covers mold damage.
5
00:00:17,658 --> 00:00:19,624
We had a pretty crappy time in St.
Croix
6
00:00:19,691 --> 00:00:20,790
thinkin' we had to
shell out a fortune
7
00:00:20,858 --> 00:00:22,091
to cover the work here.
8
00:00:22,158 --> 00:00:24,290
Yeah, plus, how much mango can
you shove down in a week?
9
00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,290
You know what I'm sayin'?
10
00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:26,290
Yeah, exactly.
11
00:00:26,358 --> 00:00:28,157
Anyway, we get back
home to find out
12
00:00:28,225 --> 00:00:29,491
that it's in our
living room, too,
13
00:00:29,558 --> 00:00:30,658
so it's not 7,000,
14
00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:32,324
it's 12,000.
15
00:00:32,391 --> 00:00:35,257
So, hey, thank God for
insurance, right?
16
00:00:35,325 --> 00:00:38,691
I mean, I did read the
policy correctly, right?
17
00:00:38,759 --> 00:00:42,125
Mold is covered, right?
18
00:00:42,192 --> 00:00:43,725
Huh.
19
00:00:45,192 --> 00:00:47,659
Uh, what do you mean "huh"?
20
00:00:47,726 --> 00:00:48,892
Like... Like,
21
00:00:48,959 --> 00:00:52,291
huh, boy, is it ever covered!
22
00:00:52,326 --> 00:00:54,392
Actually, it's not.
23
00:00:54,459 --> 00:00:55,459
What?
24
00:00:55,527 --> 00:00:57,826
But I read a whole thing
in there about molds!
25
00:00:57,893 --> 00:00:59,159
Well, yes, but your problem
26
00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,525
was caused by water leaking
27
00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:02,025
under the house from
a clogged drainpipe
28
00:01:02,093 --> 00:01:03,658
in your backyard. So?
29
00:01:03,726 --> 00:01:05,759
Well, apparently you
were told about this
30
00:01:05,827 --> 00:01:07,226
by your original home inspector.
31
00:01:07,293 --> 00:01:10,526
We weren't told about
any clogged drain.
32
00:01:10,594 --> 00:01:13,093
Well, actually, he was.
33
00:01:14,994 --> 00:01:16,693
He was?
34
00:01:16,761 --> 00:01:18,225
You were? No!
35
00:01:19,561 --> 00:01:21,626
Oh, wait.
36
00:01:25,728 --> 00:01:28,260
I don't know whether to cry,
37
00:01:28,328 --> 00:01:30,026
throw up,
38
00:01:30,094 --> 00:01:33,094
or punch ya in the face.
39
00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:37,859
I'm good with either
of the first two.
40
00:01:37,927 --> 00:01:42,393
Are there any functioning
cells in that brain
41
00:01:42,461 --> 00:01:44,360
that can team up right now
42
00:01:44,428 --> 00:01:46,728
and fathom the
situation we're in?
43
00:01:46,795 --> 00:01:48,560
I mean, do you understand
what you've done?
44
00:01:48,629 --> 00:01:49,661
I do understand.
45
00:01:49,729 --> 00:01:52,561
The insults and big
words not necessary.
46
00:01:52,628 --> 00:01:53,761
How does a person
let this happen?
47
00:01:53,829 --> 00:01:55,127
I mean, how did you
let this happen?
48
00:01:55,195 --> 00:01:56,127
I don't know.
49
00:01:56,195 --> 00:01:57,194
Doug, the man told you
50
00:01:57,262 --> 00:01:58,727
water was leaking
into our house.
51
00:01:58,795 --> 00:02:00,462
He told you 6 years ago!
52
00:02:00,529 --> 00:02:01,928
It didn't sound that serious.
53
00:02:01,995 --> 00:02:02,928
Water's supposed
to be good, right?
54
00:02:02,995 --> 00:02:05,328
Drink water! Drink
lots of water!
55
00:02:05,395 --> 00:02:07,094
Now all of a sudden
it's bad for a house.
56
00:02:07,162 --> 00:02:09,628
There are a lot of mixed
signals out there!
57
00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,829
Oh, yeah, it's a
real mind-bender.
58
00:02:11,896 --> 00:02:12,828
What are we gonna do?
59
00:02:12,896 --> 00:02:14,095
I don't know. Doug,
60
00:02:14,163 --> 00:02:15,728
our house is being
devoured by mold.
61
00:02:15,796 --> 00:02:16,728
It's gonna cost us
62
00:02:16,796 --> 00:02:18,695
$12,000 to fix it.
63
00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:20,961
We don't have it!
What are we gonna do?
64
00:02:21,029 --> 00:02:22,128
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
65
00:02:22,196 --> 00:02:23,895
I... don't... know.
66
00:02:23,962 --> 00:02:25,562
Carrie: Where are you going?
67
00:02:25,630 --> 00:02:27,329
I'm gettin' a beer. Ya mind?
68
00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:28,729
Oh, great,
69
00:02:28,797 --> 00:02:29,929
you're having a very expensive
70
00:02:29,996 --> 00:02:30,929
foreign beer.
71
00:02:30,996 --> 00:02:32,496
All right.
72
00:02:32,563 --> 00:02:34,696
We already own it.
73
00:02:34,764 --> 00:02:36,129
Unless someone wants to buy it
74
00:02:36,196 --> 00:02:37,262
for $12,000,
75
00:02:37,330 --> 00:02:38,462
I'm drinkin' it.
76
00:02:38,530 --> 00:02:39,630
So we're screwed.
77
00:02:39,697 --> 00:02:41,063
We blew most of our savings
78
00:02:41,131 --> 00:02:42,196
on that stupid vacation.
79
00:02:42,264 --> 00:02:43,863
We maxed out all of
our credit cards.
80
00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:46,363
No way we can get a loan.
81
00:02:47,931 --> 00:02:49,530
What about those Internet stocks
82
00:02:49,598 --> 00:02:51,830
we bought a few years back?
83
00:02:51,897 --> 00:02:53,963
You're kidding, right?
84
00:02:55,031 --> 00:02:57,196
I guess I am.
85
00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,597
Sorry to bother you kids,
86
00:02:58,665 --> 00:03:00,230
but that futon in the guest room
87
00:03:00,297 --> 00:03:02,263
is playing havoc
with my lumbago.
88
00:03:02,331 --> 00:03:03,297
What are the chances
89
00:03:03,364 --> 00:03:04,731
I could get ya to
spring for a water bed?
90
00:03:04,798 --> 00:03:05,897
I'm sorry, Dad.
91
00:03:05,965 --> 00:03:08,264
We're having a huge
financial crisis right now.
92
00:03:08,332 --> 00:03:09,397
What if I told you
93
00:03:09,466 --> 00:03:11,598
they appreciate in
value 5% a year?
94
00:03:11,665 --> 00:03:12,998
Dad, please! OK?
95
00:03:13,065 --> 00:03:14,098
We're trying to figure out
96
00:03:14,165 --> 00:03:15,632
where to get $12,000
97
00:03:15,699 --> 00:03:16,864
for the mold work.
98
00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,465
You know what you
have to do, right?
99
00:03:20,532 --> 00:03:22,198
You have to ask your parents.
100
00:03:22,266 --> 00:03:23,464
What? No. No. No.
101
00:03:23,532 --> 00:03:25,198
Why not? They can swing it.
102
00:03:25,299 --> 00:03:26,865
I don't wanna ask them.
It'll be humiliating!
103
00:03:26,933 --> 00:03:27,865
OK, fine. You know what?
104
00:03:27,933 --> 00:03:28,865
We'll... We'll live
with the mold.
105
00:03:28,933 --> 00:03:31,265
It'll be our pet.
106
00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:33,298
Don't make me get them
involved, please.
107
00:03:33,366 --> 00:03:34,965
Doug, we're in trouble.
108
00:03:35,032 --> 00:03:36,632
OK? We need help.
109
00:03:36,699 --> 00:03:38,265
That's what parents are for.
110
00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:39,198
Excuse me, Dad.
111
00:03:41,866 --> 00:03:43,131
OK. OK. I'll call Daddy.
112
00:03:43,199 --> 00:03:44,198
He'll make it all better.
113
00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,632
Excuse me, Arthur.
114
00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:07,833
You're eating all
around the carrots.
115
00:04:07,901 --> 00:04:10,066
Mom.
116
00:04:10,134 --> 00:04:11,034
I'm just saying
117
00:04:11,101 --> 00:04:12,700
why should I even bother
118
00:04:12,768 --> 00:04:14,299
putting carrots in the pot roast
119
00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:15,934
if you don't eat them?
120
00:04:16,002 --> 00:04:17,267
They're too crunchy.
121
00:04:17,335 --> 00:04:19,400
Nonsense! Nonsense!
122
00:04:26,435 --> 00:04:28,034
Who is it?
123
00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,534
Arthur Spooner.
124
00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:30,835
Oh-oh.
125
00:04:30,901 --> 00:04:32,234
Oh, just... just a...
126
00:04:32,301 --> 00:04:33,768
Just a second.
127
00:04:37,635 --> 00:04:38,768
Hello, Arthur.
128
00:04:38,836 --> 00:04:41,701
What a delightful surprise.
129
00:04:41,769 --> 00:04:43,768
Yes. Hello, Veronica.
130
00:04:43,836 --> 00:04:46,002
I came to see Spence.
131
00:04:46,069 --> 00:04:48,035
His roommate said I
could find him here.
132
00:04:48,103 --> 00:04:49,968
Yes, come in. Come in.
133
00:04:50,036 --> 00:04:51,235
Oh, would you like
134
00:04:51,302 --> 00:04:52,868
to join us for dinner?
135
00:04:52,936 --> 00:04:55,636
I have pot roast galore.
136
00:04:55,703 --> 00:04:57,368
No. No. I just need
to speak with him,
137
00:04:57,436 --> 00:04:59,135
and I'll be on my way.
138
00:04:59,202 --> 00:05:01,969
Oh, always in a
rush, this fella.
139
00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:05,836
So when are you
coming to dinner?
140
00:05:05,903 --> 00:05:08,702
I've invited you I don't
know how many times.
141
00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:10,402
Well, it's just I'm very busy
142
00:05:10,470 --> 00:05:11,802
what with my charity work
143
00:05:11,870 --> 00:05:14,969
and my naval reserve duty.
144
00:05:15,037 --> 00:05:16,869
Fancy schmancy.
145
00:05:16,937 --> 00:05:19,169
OK, go on. He's in the kitchen.
146
00:05:19,237 --> 00:05:20,969
Thank you. You're welcome.
147
00:05:24,370 --> 00:05:26,837
Arthur, what are you doing here?
148
00:05:26,904 --> 00:05:28,469
I'll get right to the point.
149
00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:31,303
I need to borrow a
substantial amount of money.
150
00:05:31,371 --> 00:05:32,136
You already owe me
151
00:05:32,204 --> 00:05:33,503
a substantial amount of money.
152
00:05:33,570 --> 00:05:35,504
And I intend to pay
back every penny.
153
00:05:35,570 --> 00:05:38,069
OK. Fool me once, shame on you.
154
00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:40,136
Fool me twice, shame on me.
155
00:05:40,204 --> 00:05:43,170
In our case, this would
be the ninth time.
156
00:05:45,004 --> 00:05:45,937
This is different.
157
00:05:46,004 --> 00:05:48,004
This isn't for a
bet on a dog race
158
00:05:48,070 --> 00:05:50,070
or the Tony Awards.
159
00:05:50,138 --> 00:05:52,970
This is to salvage
my self-respect.
160
00:05:53,038 --> 00:05:54,838
What are you talking about?
161
00:05:54,905 --> 00:05:56,504
Doug and Carrie are
having financial trouble
162
00:05:56,572 --> 00:05:58,737
and they're going to
his parents for help.
163
00:05:58,805 --> 00:06:00,338
They never even
thought to ask me.
164
00:06:00,405 --> 00:06:02,438
It was as if I didn't exist.
165
00:06:02,506 --> 00:06:04,204
Uh, I guess they thought
if you had money,
166
00:06:04,272 --> 00:06:06,071
you wouldn't be spending
your golden years
167
00:06:06,138 --> 00:06:07,839
living in their cellar.
168
00:06:09,339 --> 00:06:12,171
You have a quite a little
sadistic streak, don't ya?
169
00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:14,605
I'm not loaning you any
more money, Arthur.
170
00:06:14,673 --> 00:06:15,605
Please. No.
171
00:06:15,673 --> 00:06:17,238
Damn it, I need this.
172
00:06:17,306 --> 00:06:18,371
If I can't walk into that house
173
00:06:18,439 --> 00:06:19,871
and slam a check on the table,
174
00:06:19,939 --> 00:06:21,306
I'm nothin' to them.
175
00:06:21,373 --> 00:06:23,272
Nothin'.
176
00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:24,506
Please, son.
177
00:06:24,572 --> 00:06:26,339
I'm beggin' ya.
178
00:06:26,407 --> 00:06:28,572
How much?
179
00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,905
$12,000.
180
00:06:30,972 --> 00:06:33,238
$12,000?
181
00:06:33,306 --> 00:06:34,673
I don't have anything
even close to that.
182
00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:35,673
I thought you meant, like,
183
00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:37,606
a hundred bucks or something.
184
00:06:37,674 --> 00:06:39,439
I see.
185
00:06:42,107 --> 00:06:44,573
Well, thank you for your time.
186
00:06:49,007 --> 00:06:50,773
I didn't mean to eavesdrop,
187
00:06:50,841 --> 00:06:51,973
but it sounded like
188
00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,440
you were having some money woes?
189
00:06:54,508 --> 00:06:57,239
Ha. Who isn't, right?
190
00:06:57,307 --> 00:06:58,707
I'm not.
191
00:06:58,775 --> 00:07:00,774
So, uh, would you like
192
00:07:00,842 --> 00:07:02,440
to come over for dinner tomorrow
193
00:07:02,508 --> 00:07:04,507
so we can, you know,
194
00:07:04,574 --> 00:07:06,440
discuss things further?
195
00:07:12,574 --> 00:07:14,241
I'd be delighted.
196
00:07:20,609 --> 00:07:21,775
I tell ya, Son.
197
00:07:21,843 --> 00:07:22,841
You gotta be really careful
198
00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,408
who ya hire to do the work here.
199
00:07:24,475 --> 00:07:26,208
Lotta guys lookin'
for a quick buck.
200
00:07:26,276 --> 00:07:28,574
Mold is the flavor of
the month right now.
201
00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:32,942
I'll stick with rocky
road, thank you.
202
00:07:33,010 --> 00:07:34,975
Pay attention here!
203
00:07:35,043 --> 00:07:36,909
It's for your own good.
204
00:07:36,976 --> 00:07:39,142
Good morning. Hey, Joe.
205
00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:40,242
Good morning, sweetheart.
206
00:07:40,309 --> 00:07:41,609
Uh, I'm gettin' myself
some more coffee.
207
00:07:41,677 --> 00:07:42,643
Want some?
208
00:07:42,710 --> 00:07:44,442
Oh, no, thanks. I
actually have to run.
209
00:07:44,510 --> 00:07:45,676
Well, have a good day.
210
00:07:45,744 --> 00:07:48,109
OK, honey, I'll see ya tonight.
211
00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,109
Did ya ask him for
the money yet?
212
00:07:50,176 --> 00:07:52,110
No, I'm waitin' for an opening.
213
00:07:52,176 --> 00:07:53,909
Well, what have you
been talking about?
214
00:07:53,977 --> 00:07:55,375
Mold.
215
00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,776
That's not an opening?
216
00:07:57,843 --> 00:07:59,909
Get in there! Go!
217
00:08:04,243 --> 00:08:06,075
Uh, Dad, it was, uh, ahem,
218
00:08:06,143 --> 00:08:07,643
really nice of ya
to come up here
219
00:08:07,711 --> 00:08:09,909
and help us out.
220
00:08:09,976 --> 00:08:11,376
Ah, what the hell
else did I have to do
221
00:08:11,444 --> 00:08:12,476
except sit around the house
222
00:08:12,544 --> 00:08:15,476
and tell your mother to
turn down the TV set?
223
00:08:15,544 --> 00:08:18,111
Right. Doesn't Regis talk
loud enough on his own?
224
00:08:18,178 --> 00:08:21,210
Ha. Last night I had
dinner with Larry King!
225
00:08:22,811 --> 00:08:25,077
We need $12,000.
226
00:08:25,144 --> 00:08:26,677
What?
227
00:08:26,744 --> 00:08:28,110
We need ya to lend us
228
00:08:28,178 --> 00:08:29,243
the money for the mold work
229
00:08:29,311 --> 00:08:30,510
'cause, uh, well, uh,
230
00:08:30,579 --> 00:08:32,510
we... we don't have it.
231
00:08:33,812 --> 00:08:35,711
I don't understand.
232
00:08:35,779 --> 00:08:36,978
Well, it's really not
that complicated.
233
00:08:37,045 --> 00:08:38,844
It's just, uh...
234
00:08:41,712 --> 00:08:43,578
But how can you not have money?
235
00:08:43,645 --> 00:08:44,578
You both have good jobs,
236
00:08:44,645 --> 00:08:45,611
you got no kids,
237
00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:46,711
low mortgage here.
238
00:08:46,779 --> 00:08:48,945
You oughta have 20, 30
grand stashed away.
239
00:08:49,012 --> 00:08:50,078
Where's your money?
240
00:08:50,145 --> 00:08:51,278
I don't know. It's just...
241
00:08:51,346 --> 00:08:52,612
Where's your money, Douglas?
242
00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:54,178
I don't know. We spent it.
On what?
243
00:08:54,245 --> 00:08:55,244
Things! I don't know.
244
00:08:55,312 --> 00:08:57,479
You don't know? What
kind of idiot are ya?
245
00:08:57,546 --> 00:08:59,411
I'm not an idiot, Dad. OK?
246
00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,579
What, you keep track of
every dollar you spend?
247
00:09:01,646 --> 00:09:03,545
Yes, I do.
248
00:09:03,613 --> 00:09:04,579
Which is I why I never got
249
00:09:04,646 --> 00:09:05,979
in the kinda mess you're in.
250
00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:09,912
Look, are ya gonna lend
us the money or not?
251
00:09:11,146 --> 00:09:12,679
Where are your books?
252
00:09:12,746 --> 00:09:13,913
Hmm?
253
00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:15,112
Where are your books?
254
00:09:21,046 --> 00:09:24,613
On the bookshelf?
255
00:09:29,014 --> 00:09:30,580
OK.
256
00:09:30,647 --> 00:09:31,913
Well,
257
00:09:31,981 --> 00:09:32,913
the fact that you're broke
258
00:09:32,981 --> 00:09:34,379
is no great mystery, Son.
259
00:09:34,447 --> 00:09:35,813
What do you mean?
260
00:09:35,881 --> 00:09:37,580
You wanna know what I mean?
261
00:09:39,014 --> 00:09:40,614
I'll show ya what I mean.
262
00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:44,246
There's what should be
in your bank account.
263
00:09:44,314 --> 00:09:45,913
Right there.
264
00:09:45,981 --> 00:09:47,513
So Carrie buys lots of clothes.
What's the big deal?
265
00:09:47,582 --> 00:09:50,346
You ever look around in here, Doug?
I mean, really look?
266
00:09:50,414 --> 00:09:51,948
No, I hid in there once
267
00:09:52,015 --> 00:09:55,081
when Carrie wanted to take
me to a museum, but...
268
00:09:55,148 --> 00:09:56,047
All right.
269
00:09:57,148 --> 00:09:59,514
I'll pick one item at random.
270
00:10:01,615 --> 00:10:03,248
Charles David.
271
00:10:03,315 --> 00:10:05,215
How much you think
she spent on these?
272
00:10:05,282 --> 00:10:06,948
400.
273
00:10:07,015 --> 00:10:09,148
Are you sure? Yeah,
of course I'm sure.
274
00:10:09,216 --> 00:10:11,181
And there's a bunch
of these down here.
275
00:10:11,249 --> 00:10:13,581
And look up here. There's
sweaters, dresses.
276
00:10:13,649 --> 00:10:15,481
It's all high-end stuff, Dougie.
All of it.
277
00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:19,015
Tags still on this, uh,
von Furstenberg thing.
278
00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,182
325!
279
00:10:20,249 --> 00:10:21,481
For this?
280
00:10:21,549 --> 00:10:23,982
It doesn't even have sleeves!
281
00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:25,149
Here's another one with a tag.
282
00:10:25,217 --> 00:10:27,249
Oh, this actually
is only 30 bucks.
283
00:10:27,316 --> 00:10:28,315
I got her that.
284
00:10:28,383 --> 00:10:30,149
And it's a damn
fine sweater, too.
285
00:10:30,217 --> 00:10:32,649
I like the turtles.
286
00:10:32,717 --> 00:10:33,949
This is crazy.
287
00:10:34,016 --> 00:10:36,249
And it's not just
clothes, either.
288
00:10:36,316 --> 00:10:37,316
There's hair appointments,
289
00:10:37,383 --> 00:10:39,282
expensive makeup,
290
00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:41,716
she even spent
hundreds of bucks...
291
00:10:41,784 --> 00:10:43,850
on fingernails.
292
00:10:43,917 --> 00:10:46,583
For God's sake, we're
born with fingernails.
293
00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:48,816
I had no idea it was this bad.
294
00:10:48,884 --> 00:10:51,183
Look, Son, you know I think
the world of Carrie,
295
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,883
but, uh, you want
12 grand from me,
296
00:10:52,951 --> 00:10:56,050
you're gonna have to
get her under control.
297
00:10:56,118 --> 00:10:57,250
Well, what do you mean?
298
00:10:57,317 --> 00:10:59,216
You gotta take charge
of the family finances.
299
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,150
Put her on a strict allowance.
300
00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:13,317
♪ My arms awaited you
301
00:11:13,385 --> 00:11:14,483
So was dinner all right?
302
00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:17,817
Yes, it was marvelous, Veronica.
Thank you.
303
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,417
I thought it'd be nicer
304
00:11:19,485 --> 00:11:20,417
to eat out here
305
00:11:20,485 --> 00:11:22,417
than in the dingy old kitchen.
306
00:11:22,485 --> 00:11:24,150
Kind of fun, right?
307
00:11:24,218 --> 00:11:27,017
Like being at a cocktail party?
308
00:11:27,085 --> 00:11:29,651
Yes, quite festive.
309
00:11:30,752 --> 00:11:32,718
I want to apologize again
310
00:11:32,786 --> 00:11:36,451
for the various items
that rolled off my plate.
311
00:11:38,652 --> 00:11:42,351
I shouldn't have
served garbanzo beans.
312
00:11:42,419 --> 00:11:44,218
They're my weakness.
313
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:45,686
I'm sorry.
314
00:11:45,753 --> 00:11:46,918
Well,
315
00:11:46,986 --> 00:11:49,552
must be very late. What is it, 10?
10:30?
316
00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:50,552
Quarter to 7:00.
317
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:51,619
Right.
318
00:11:53,787 --> 00:11:55,719
I guess I was just distracted
319
00:11:55,787 --> 00:11:58,086
by my daughter and son-in-law's
320
00:11:58,153 --> 00:11:59,120
financial dilemma.
321
00:11:59,187 --> 00:12:02,353
The one I was hoping
to help them with.
322
00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:04,319
Of course.
323
00:12:04,387 --> 00:12:05,886
It... It's just that...
324
00:12:05,954 --> 00:12:06,919
What?
325
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,720
Well, the banks are
closed for the day.
326
00:12:09,787 --> 00:12:13,220
There's really nothing
much we can do until...
327
00:12:13,287 --> 00:12:14,920
morning.
328
00:12:17,955 --> 00:12:20,487
I suppose not.
329
00:12:22,888 --> 00:12:23,954
Carrie: I'm home!
330
00:12:24,021 --> 00:12:25,553
Upstairs!
331
00:12:29,654 --> 00:12:30,588
Hey. Hey.
332
00:12:30,654 --> 00:12:32,420
Did you talk to your dad?
333
00:12:32,488 --> 00:12:33,420
Yeah. He's, uh,
334
00:12:33,488 --> 00:12:35,420
gonna loan us the $12,000.
335
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,588
He went to get a cashier's
check at the bank.
336
00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:38,721
He should be home any minute.
337
00:12:38,789 --> 00:12:40,520
I am so relieved.
338
00:12:40,589 --> 00:12:42,353
I was such a wreck
all day at work.
339
00:12:42,421 --> 00:12:46,121
I think I put Liquid Paper
in Kaplan's coffee.
340
00:12:46,189 --> 00:12:49,921
I hear that gives
ya a great buzz.
341
00:12:49,989 --> 00:12:51,821
Listen, uh,
342
00:12:51,889 --> 00:12:53,188
this whole situation
343
00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:55,854
kinda got me thinkin'
about our finances.
344
00:12:55,922 --> 00:12:57,488
Yeah, what about 'em?
345
00:12:57,556 --> 00:12:58,488
Well, it's really nothin'
346
00:12:58,556 --> 00:12:59,789
you should worry yourself about.
347
00:12:59,855 --> 00:13:01,421
It's just little adjustments.
348
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,755
I'll... I'll handle it.
349
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:03,655
Handle what?
350
00:13:03,723 --> 00:13:04,655
Our finances.
351
00:13:04,723 --> 00:13:07,789
From now on I'll
handle our finances.
352
00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:10,321
I'm sorry, what?
353
00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:11,321
Gonna handle our finances.
354
00:13:11,389 --> 00:13:12,455
You know, take the
burden off you.
355
00:13:12,522 --> 00:13:14,356
I'll... I'll gather our
money as we earn it
356
00:13:14,422 --> 00:13:15,422
and put it in the bank
357
00:13:15,489 --> 00:13:16,789
and as necessary
358
00:13:16,857 --> 00:13:18,655
I'll give ya some.
359
00:13:21,056 --> 00:13:23,356
Give me some?
360
00:13:23,423 --> 00:13:26,022
What, like an allowance?
361
00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:27,189
Hey, are we so cynical
362
00:13:27,256 --> 00:13:28,189
that getting an allowance
363
00:13:28,256 --> 00:13:30,322
isn't cool anymore?
364
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:33,590
All right. What the hell
are you talking about?
365
00:13:33,657 --> 00:13:36,124
You're outta control, Carrie.
OK?
366
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,390
Ya... Ya spend 10 times more
367
00:13:37,457 --> 00:13:38,856
on clothes than we can afford.
368
00:13:38,925 --> 00:13:39,856
What? You... You do!
369
00:13:39,925 --> 00:13:40,856
I mean, look,
370
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,524
von Furstenberg,
371
00:13:43,591 --> 00:13:44,557
Versace,
372
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,990
ya ever heard of the Va-Gap?
373
00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:49,090
Uh, excuse me,
374
00:13:49,191 --> 00:13:50,257
but it just so happens
375
00:13:50,324 --> 00:13:52,257
that I need those
clothes for my job.
376
00:13:52,324 --> 00:13:53,290
Yeah, I don't think so.
377
00:13:53,358 --> 00:13:54,323
You don't because you don't know
378
00:13:54,391 --> 00:13:55,624
what the hell you're
talking about. OK?
379
00:13:55,692 --> 00:13:59,024
I don't get issued 5
identical uniforms
380
00:13:59,092 --> 00:14:00,591
like you do, and by the way,
381
00:14:00,658 --> 00:14:02,958
try wearing the other 4 sometime.
Hmm?
382
00:14:03,025 --> 00:14:04,158
You know what? You don't need
383
00:14:04,225 --> 00:14:05,392
all this high-end stuff
here for your job.
384
00:14:05,459 --> 00:14:06,757
Yes, I do, Doug!
385
00:14:06,825 --> 00:14:08,225
I work at a top law firm
386
00:14:08,293 --> 00:14:10,091
in Manhattan.
387
00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:12,091
Oh, really? What, do they
scan ya at Queensboro Bridge?
388
00:14:12,158 --> 00:14:13,692
Beep. Beep. Beep.
Be-Be-Be-Be-Be-Beep!
389
00:14:13,759 --> 00:14:15,458
Hey, these aren't Charles David!
390
00:14:15,526 --> 00:14:17,592
Close the gate!
391
00:14:17,659 --> 00:14:19,158
Charles David?
392
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,124
How do you know so much
393
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,224
about my clothes
all of a sudden?
394
00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:24,558
All right. My dad
looked at receipts, OK?
395
00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:25,558
What? Yeah,
396
00:14:25,626 --> 00:14:26,959
and it's a good thing
he did, too, OK?
397
00:14:27,027 --> 00:14:28,792
I never realized how much
expensive stuff you had in there
398
00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:30,659
until he came up
here and showed me.
399
00:14:30,726 --> 00:14:33,758
Your dad went through my closet?
400
00:14:33,826 --> 00:14:35,059
Oh, don't look all offended, OK?
401
00:14:35,127 --> 00:14:37,292
You're the one who brought him into this.
You made me call him.
402
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,026
And that gives you two the right
403
00:14:39,093 --> 00:14:41,459
to come in here and
look through my stuff
404
00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:42,826
and then laugh at me?
405
00:14:42,894 --> 00:14:43,826
Oh, yeah, we were crackin' up.
406
00:14:43,894 --> 00:14:44,826
$700 for boots.
407
00:14:44,894 --> 00:14:46,660
Ha ha. Funny.
408
00:14:49,061 --> 00:14:50,926
I can't believe you.
409
00:14:50,994 --> 00:14:51,993
I'm so freakin' outta here.
410
00:14:52,061 --> 00:14:53,460
Oh, Carrie!
411
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,693
Carrie.
412
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:56,926
Carrie.
413
00:14:56,994 --> 00:14:58,560
Let go of me. Let go!
414
00:14:58,628 --> 00:14:59,560
Where ya goin'?
415
00:14:59,628 --> 00:15:01,259
Anywhere that's away from you.
416
00:15:01,327 --> 00:15:03,627
Hey, kids, sorry I'm late.
417
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,627
Got your check right here.
418
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:05,927
Thank you.
419
00:15:05,994 --> 00:15:07,426
Are you crazy? We need that!
420
00:15:07,494 --> 00:15:09,259
Yeah? After what
you did tonight,
421
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:10,961
I would rather hook
on the streets
422
00:15:11,028 --> 00:15:12,259
than take this money.
423
00:15:12,327 --> 00:15:15,160
Yeah, well, the first
12 g's go the mold man.
424
00:15:17,328 --> 00:15:18,361
By the way, Joe,
425
00:15:18,428 --> 00:15:20,228
when you guys were
discussing our finances,
426
00:15:20,296 --> 00:15:21,561
did Doug happen to mention
427
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,061
that this whole problem
with the mold thing
428
00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:25,228
was his fault in
the first place?
429
00:15:25,296 --> 00:15:27,161
No.
430
00:15:27,229 --> 00:15:29,361
Well, I guess you can
discuss that now.
431
00:15:33,462 --> 00:15:35,161
Yeah, drinkin'.
432
00:15:42,796 --> 00:15:44,728
Oh, there you are.
433
00:15:44,796 --> 00:15:46,395
When I woke up and
you weren't in bed,
434
00:15:46,463 --> 00:15:47,928
I... I... I thought you'd left.
435
00:15:47,996 --> 00:15:49,562
No, no, I... I couldn't sleep.
436
00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:50,729
It's just as well.
437
00:15:50,797 --> 00:15:52,129
I now know where to
buy a kitchen knife
438
00:15:52,196 --> 00:15:55,996
that could slice through
an automobile fender.
439
00:15:56,063 --> 00:15:58,996
Tonight was wonderful, Arthur.
440
00:15:59,064 --> 00:16:01,996
Yes, I had a very nice
time as well, Ronnie.
441
00:16:02,064 --> 00:16:05,729
Well, anyway, it's
almost morning.
442
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:07,896
I'd love to get to the bank
443
00:16:07,964 --> 00:16:09,563
and present those
kids with a check
444
00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:11,695
before they head off to work.
445
00:16:11,764 --> 00:16:14,230
Yeah, well, I, uh,
446
00:16:14,297 --> 00:16:15,929
I...
447
00:16:15,997 --> 00:16:19,063
really don't have any money.
448
00:16:20,131 --> 00:16:22,097
What?
449
00:16:22,164 --> 00:16:24,696
I live on social security
450
00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:26,496
and what Spence gives me.
451
00:16:26,564 --> 00:16:28,396
But I don't understand.
452
00:16:28,464 --> 00:16:29,429
What about the supermarket?
453
00:16:29,497 --> 00:16:32,131
You said you're a part owner.
454
00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:33,131
I stretched the truth.
455
00:16:33,198 --> 00:16:35,730
I, uh, just shop there.
456
00:16:35,798 --> 00:16:37,164
Oh, for the love of...
457
00:16:37,232 --> 00:16:39,264
I needed that money!
458
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,264
I was counting on it!
459
00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:41,930
I was gonna slap it
down on the table
460
00:16:41,998 --> 00:16:43,164
for those kids!
461
00:16:43,232 --> 00:16:45,564
Well, I'm awfully sorry.
462
00:16:45,632 --> 00:16:48,065
Why the hell did you put me
through this whole charade?
463
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,364
Charade?
464
00:16:49,431 --> 00:16:51,497
You crumb!
465
00:16:51,565 --> 00:16:53,731
I thought you said
you had a good time.
466
00:16:53,799 --> 00:16:54,865
Of course I did.
467
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:56,431
You were dangling $12,000
468
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,232
in front of me like
a doggy treat.
469
00:16:58,299 --> 00:17:00,665
Well, pardon me.
470
00:17:00,732 --> 00:17:01,665
I didn't know this was
471
00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:03,498
such a formal
business arrangement.
472
00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:04,998
See, I was stupid enough
473
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,732
to think you might
actually like me.
474
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,732
Here, wait.
475
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,999
Here ya go.
476
00:17:09,066 --> 00:17:11,899
Here is 20 bucks...
477
00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:13,398
for your...
478
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,598
gigolo services.
479
00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:18,732
I'm sorry my company
was so unbearable.
480
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,033
Veronica.
481
00:17:35,101 --> 00:17:36,100
What?
482
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:39,599
I was speaking out of anger.
483
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,367
I really did have a
lovely time with ya.
484
00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:44,532
You don't have to say that.
485
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,167
But it's true.
486
00:17:46,235 --> 00:17:49,000
You're free Saturday night?
487
00:17:51,235 --> 00:17:54,567
Actually, my unit ships
out at 0800, sorry.
488
00:18:15,935 --> 00:18:17,368
Oh, God!
489
00:18:20,002 --> 00:18:20,969
Where ya been?
490
00:18:21,036 --> 00:18:22,135
I been lookin' all
night for you.
491
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,135
Here. I was just...
You don't call!
492
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,334
I'm worried outta my head!
493
00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:25,368
I was gonna call...
494
00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:26,601
You're mad at me, you
should call and...
495
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,434
Look, I'm not mad at you.
Now will you just shut up?
496
00:18:32,536 --> 00:18:34,102
You're not mad at me?
497
00:18:35,203 --> 00:18:37,636
No, I mean, I was... mad at you,
498
00:18:37,703 --> 00:18:39,102
but then around 2:00
in the morning,
499
00:18:39,169 --> 00:18:41,636
I moved onto being mad at me.
500
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,469
That's when I started smoking.
501
00:18:43,537 --> 00:18:45,069
OK, can you be mad at yourself
502
00:18:45,137 --> 00:18:46,903
in the other direction?
503
00:18:49,870 --> 00:18:52,502
It's funny, you know,
all this time...
504
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:55,070
in my mind I knew I
was outta control
505
00:18:55,171 --> 00:18:57,702
with the clothes and everything.
506
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,437
I mean, a million times
I'd be in a store
507
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,903
and I'd go, we
can't afford this,
508
00:19:00,971 --> 00:19:02,269
but I just...
509
00:19:02,337 --> 00:19:04,203
You just what?
510
00:19:04,271 --> 00:19:06,737
Doug, I just can't describe
511
00:19:06,804 --> 00:19:09,037
how much I hate...
512
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,671
knockoffs.
513
00:19:14,105 --> 00:19:15,336
Can I get ya somethin'?
514
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,570
Oh, no, thanks.
515
00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:17,703
Oh, I'll have some more coffee.
516
00:19:17,772 --> 00:19:18,703
Uh, bacon cheeseburger,
517
00:19:18,772 --> 00:19:20,804
onion rings, and a
chocolate malt.
518
00:19:22,139 --> 00:19:23,071
While you drink your coffee.
519
00:19:24,972 --> 00:19:27,504
Look, let's just agree that...
520
00:19:27,572 --> 00:19:29,904
the problem is both our faults.
521
00:19:29,972 --> 00:19:32,271
You know? Don't forget,
I screwed up, too.
522
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,705
Uh, yeah,
523
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,038
didn't forget.
524
00:19:36,138 --> 00:19:37,904
So what do we do now?
525
00:19:39,839 --> 00:19:42,305
I guess we gotta ask my
dad for another check.
526
00:19:42,372 --> 00:19:46,439
Yeah, OK, that won't
be too awkward, huh?
527
00:19:46,506 --> 00:19:48,904
Really wish you hadn't
ripped up the first one.
528
00:19:48,972 --> 00:19:49,904
I know. I was just...
529
00:19:49,972 --> 00:19:52,339
I was so furious at
the both of you.
530
00:19:52,407 --> 00:19:53,606
Well, for future reference,
531
00:19:53,674 --> 00:19:56,638
when you're furious at someone
who's givin' you a check...
532
00:19:56,706 --> 00:19:58,705
just crumple it.
533
00:20:01,272 --> 00:20:02,939
Crumple makes a nice point,
534
00:20:03,007 --> 00:20:05,040
and it's reversible.
535
00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:08,539
Duly noted.
536
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:11,173
I love you, honey.
537
00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:13,273
I love you.
538
00:20:13,341 --> 00:20:15,239
So we love each other.
539
00:20:15,307 --> 00:20:16,806
If it wasn't for
our crushing debt,
540
00:20:16,873 --> 00:20:19,073
we could actually
be happy right now.
541
00:20:19,141 --> 00:20:20,706
We'll get outta the hole.
542
00:20:20,774 --> 00:20:21,807
Don't worry.
543
00:20:21,874 --> 00:20:23,173
Yeah, Doug, I mean it.
544
00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:26,206
Now we really have to buckle down.
OK?
545
00:20:26,274 --> 00:20:27,240
We're in our 30s.
546
00:20:27,242 --> 00:20:29,473
It's not cute to
be broke anymore.
547
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:30,606
I don't wanna end up
548
00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:33,040
like one of those bums
at the counter there.
549
00:20:33,142 --> 00:20:34,740
Wait a second.
550
00:20:34,808 --> 00:20:36,541
Dad?
551
00:20:39,141 --> 00:20:41,608
Dad!
552
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,407
Oh, hey, kids.
553
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:45,508
What are you doin'
out this late?
554
00:20:45,575 --> 00:20:47,975
I had a business
meeting of sorts.
555
00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:49,340
It's 5:00 in the morning.
556
00:20:49,408 --> 00:20:50,541
Oh, is it that late?
557
00:20:50,609 --> 00:20:52,841
I, uh, seem to have
lost my wristwatch
558
00:20:52,909 --> 00:20:54,440
at... said meeting.
559
00:20:55,642 --> 00:20:56,875
What are you doin' here?
560
00:20:56,942 --> 00:20:58,408
Oh, just, uh, discussing
561
00:20:58,475 --> 00:21:00,342
what pathetic screwups we are.
562
00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:02,442
Well, I guess I've come
to the right place.
563
00:21:02,509 --> 00:21:04,708
Shove over.
564
00:21:04,775 --> 00:21:06,208
Have ya ordered yet?
565
00:21:06,276 --> 00:21:07,275
Yeah, had a coffee.
566
00:21:07,343 --> 00:21:08,375
I'm gettin' a burger.
567
00:21:08,443 --> 00:21:09,742
What did you get?
568
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,875
I ordered the bluefish.
569
00:21:11,944 --> 00:21:13,309
Ya got bluefish? Here?
570
00:21:13,376 --> 00:21:14,708
It's fresh and delicious.
571
00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,508
I think they have
their own boat.
572
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:18,909
Let him get it.
573
00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:20,842
There's a hospital
down the block.
574
00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:21,842
You know what?
575
00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:22,842
I think I'm gonna get some eggs.
576
00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:24,176
Go crazy, kids,
577
00:21:24,244 --> 00:21:26,043
'cause tonight...
578
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,976
I'm buyin'!
579
00:21:47,778 --> 00:21:49,310
Hey, Ma?
580
00:21:49,378 --> 00:21:51,177
Yeah?
581
00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:52,843
Whose watch is this?
582
00:21:54,411 --> 00:21:56,943
Happy birthday, darling.
583
00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:59,310
Hey, thanks.
38542
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
