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Hey, Lou.
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Hey, Carrie.
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Everything OK? You
seem a little down.
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Oh. Ah, it's just this,
uh, thing at work.
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They brought in some consultant
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to evaluate all of us.
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I get my pounding tomorrow.
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I bet you're gonna do great.
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Ohh. That's sweet.
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Thanks, Lou.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey. Come here,
come here, quick.
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Pick a card. Come on.
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Oh, no. Come on, honey.
I'm not in the mood.
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Not in the mood?
You sure you wanna
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use that one up on a card trick?
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Fine.
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Aren't the cards supposed
to be facing down?
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Why, the little lady's right,
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so let's turn 'em over.
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Oh! Who is this?
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That's you.
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Nope. It's 52 of me.
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I made 'em up special for my Super
Bowl party. Aren't they great?
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, look what happens when
you flip through them.
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I don't move, just
like real life.
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Oh, please don't tell
me we're out of Advil.
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Yeah, I think we are. Why?
What's the matter with you?
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I'm getting a migraine.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, it's this
freakin' evaluation
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at work tomorrow.
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You know, I'm gonna go
upstairs and lay down.
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Could you do me a favor and
bring me that heat wrap?
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You have to put it in the
microwave for, like, 3 minutes.
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Yes. I was gonna nuke
myself a hot pocket,
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but you go right to
the head of the line.
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Oh, uh, quick question
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vis-à-vis my Super Bowl blowout.
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No, honey. I can't focus
on that right now...
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But just real quick.
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Since the living room
TV is being fixed,
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can I bring the big screen
in from the garage?
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Doug! I'm sorry.
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You head on up.
I'll see you in 3.
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OK. Thanks.
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Heh.
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Huh.
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Doug?
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Shh!
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What are you doing?!
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Oh, I... I guess it needs
another couple minutes.
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Gentlemen, a little Super
Bowl party update.
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I'll be introducing a few
new recipes this year.
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Let's just say I found a way
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that guacamole can
get you drunk.
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Talkin' about a guaca-tini!
Hello?
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Cool.
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Is there some sort
of problem, or...
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Well, thing is,
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Barry, the new guy from
the loading dock...
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he's having a Super
Bowl party, too.
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Barry, from the loading dock?
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He's a good guy.
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Yeah, he's a good guy who
looks over at me when I pee.
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Well, maybe he's, uh,
never seen someone pee
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while eating a sandwich.
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Come on, the Super Bowl
party is my thing.
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Hey, who else offers you a
different theme every year, huh?
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Well, yeah, yeah.
Last year it was, uh,
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bring your own meat,
bread, and chair.
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And then there was the year
you hired the stripper.
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He was great.
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How was I supposed to know?
His name was Sandy.
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You know what? You guys
are just threatened
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by a man who's comfortable
with his body.
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Whatever.
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Come on, it's gonna
be great this year.
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Any other issues?
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You never offer any
healthy alternatives.
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What's with you people?
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Deac, will you tell these idiots
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they're coming to my
Super Bowl party?
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Yeah, um... about that...
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You're bailing?!
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Well, I got my
kids this weekend.
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So?
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So, Barry's gonna
have a petting zoo.
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A petting zoo. Oh, that's
a great idea, yeah.
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I hope you like cutting
your kid's finger
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out of a llama's belly.
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And it's just one game.
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I mean, don't we watch
enough sports together?
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The Super Bowl party is
my annual thing, man.
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It's tradition!
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Guy, you've had it like
3 of the last 8 years.
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OK, so I haven't
had it every year,
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but I've had it more
often than not.
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No, it's less often than not.
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Look, I'll tell you what. If
you can get something together
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that's halfway entertaining for
my kids, then I'll show up.
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Thank you. And I expect the same
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from all of you, understand?
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Could you at least pick
up a fruit platter?
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All right, you're
out of control.
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Hey, Lou.
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Hey, Carrie.
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Oh, hey. How was
your evaluation?
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Oh, uh, it actually got
postponed to tomorrow,
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but that was so sweet
of you to ask.
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No problem.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey.
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How was your day?
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It was good.
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Yeah, my day was
pretty crazy, too.
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Yeah. So, got a
little dilemma here.
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I'm looking for the perfect
mozzarella stick for my party.
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Problem is, I like the
cheese from Fanelli's,
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but the breading
from Sorisi's Pizza.
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Well, the important
thing is not to panic.
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Wait, it gets worse.
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Best marinara dipping sauce?
Cooper's.
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It's crazy.
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OK, well, good luck with that.
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Guess I'll go start dinner,
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unless you had anything
else you wanna say
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about your day or... mine.
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No.
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I'm sorry. You want
a cheese stick?
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No.
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By the way, if you're wondering
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how my evaluation
went today at work,
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you can just go next door
and ask Lou Ferrigno.
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You know what?
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I was just gonna ask
you about that.
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Oh, yeah? When?
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After you work through your
big dipping sauce crisis?
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OK, I forgot. OK? I'm sorry.
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Oh, that's funny because Lou
Ferrigno didn't forget.
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Apparently he cares
more about me
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than my own husband does.
Good to know.
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Oh, come on. Lou... He has to be nice.
He's a giant.
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If he wasn't nice,
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he'd have villagers coming
after him with torches.
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Oh, please.
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Just tell me how it went.
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It got postponed.
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Postponed? Then why are
you yelling at me?
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Because you didn't know that.
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Yeah, but I sensed it.
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You and I, we have
an unspoken bond.
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It's like we don't even have to ask.
We just know.
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We're like twins.
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Yeah. We're like twins.
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We should switch clothes
and try to fool people.
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OK, it slipped my mind. It
happened this one time.
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This one time? OK,
how about last night
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when it just slipped your
mind that I was upstairs
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with one of the worst headaches
I've had in my life,
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and you're down here
building a house of cards.
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Yeah, if you want to bring
up ancient history.
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The point is...
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I love you. Come here.
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Oh, please, please.
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I think you're blowing this
way out of proportion here!
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I don't think I am, Doug. Uh,
let me ask you a question.
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Do you think about me,
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you know, throughout your
day, when we're not together?
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Do you think about me at all?
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Of course I do.
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Yeah? Like when? What
are your thoughts?
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That...
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you're... pretty.
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Oh, OK, and I guess all you
do is sit around all day
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just thinking about me.
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No, I don't sit around all day
thinking about you, Doug,
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but I do think about you a lot.
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Oh, yeah? OK, well, give me an
example of one of these times
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when you're thinking of me.
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Go ahead. Take all the
time you need, Toots.
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OK. Well, you know how
you've been having
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all these dentist appointments
for your impacted molars?
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Yeah. What about them?
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OK, well,
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when I know you're
sitting in that chair,
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I am thinking of you because
I know you're nervous,
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and I am hoping that you are OK.
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Like you have one at
2:00 tomorrow, right?
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I will be sitting at my
desk thinking about you
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because you're my
husband and I love you.
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That's the best you got?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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All right, so talk to me about
this Super Bowl party, Doug.
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Huh? Oh, it's, uh, it's
coming right along.
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Really? 'Cause Barry
just announced
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he's getting a Ben
and Jerry's cart,
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and my kids got wind of it.
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You know what I think? I think
Barry's trying a little too hard
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to get children to
come to his house.
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Just tell me what you
got planned, all right?
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Well, unlike Barry,
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I don't need to showboat, OK?
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Let's just say it's
gonna be pretty sweet.
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Ooh, yeah.
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I knew it. You got nothing.
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You know what? We're
going to Barry's party.
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OK, you wanna know what we got?
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We got a haunted
house in the garage.
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There. Way to ruin the surprise.
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A haunted house?
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Yeah, a haunted house,
with skeletons and a...
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A bowl full of eyeballs.
Very scary stuff.
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If I were you, I'd pack
'em extra underoos.
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All right, I guess we'll come.
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OK, are we done talking about
your precious offspring?
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'Cause, believe it or not, I actually
have other things on my mind.
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Oh, yeah? Like what?
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Last night, Carrie and
I had this big fight
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about how I forgot
to ask her about
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her evaluation at work,
and how she's always
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thinking about what's
going on in my life.
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She told you that?
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Yeah. Like when I'm
at the dentist,
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she said she's feeling
all bad for me.
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Sucker.
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What do you mean?
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Women love to talk about how
much they think about you.
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It's a big scam. You know what
they're really thinking about?
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What? Chick crap.
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You know, throw
pillows and lotions
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and private schools
and Lenny Kravitz
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and fat-free sour cream.
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But not you, babe. Oh, no.
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All right. How much should I
discount what you're saying
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because you're coming off
a very bitter divorce?
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20%.
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OK.
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You know what? You
still make a point.
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Where you going?
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We'll just see how much
she thinks about me.
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Woman: You're kidding me.
Carrie: No.
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Ugh, he couldn't be grosser.
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Oh, I know. I know.
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Then I'm desperately
trying to get away.
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Doug: Well, well, well.
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Excuse me one second.
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Doug, what are you doing here?
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Well, I just thought I'd
pay you a little visit
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at 2:00 when I'm
supposed to be having
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my dentist appointment.
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00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,650
What? Yeah, you know,
255
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:28,385
when you said you were
gonna be thinking of me.
256
00:11:29,554 --> 00:11:30,753
Oh, my God.
257
00:11:30,822 --> 00:11:31,821
Yeah, I guess laughing it up
258
00:11:31,889 --> 00:11:32,921
with your little pajama party
259
00:11:32,988 --> 00:11:34,155
is how you feel my pain.
260
00:11:34,223 --> 00:11:35,490
How touching.
261
00:11:37,492 --> 00:11:40,158
OK, let me get this straight.
262
00:11:40,226 --> 00:11:42,093
You actually came down here
263
00:11:42,161 --> 00:11:44,962
to catch me not thinking of you?
264
00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:46,463
That's right.
265
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,097
What about your
dentist appointment?
266
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,098
I canceled it.
267
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:51,866
Good plan, Doug.
268
00:11:51,934 --> 00:11:53,934
Let another day's worth of
food get stuck in there
269
00:11:54,001 --> 00:11:56,001
because I can't get
enough of watching you
270
00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:57,436
work that thing
with your tongue.
271
00:11:59,872 --> 00:12:02,072
Ah, you know what?
272
00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:04,308
Don't try to make this
about my mouth, OK?
273
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,309
This is about the fact that you
are no better than I am, sister.
274
00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:09,076
You know what you are?
You're a hypocrite.
275
00:12:09,144 --> 00:12:10,945
Hypocrite? Pretty
big word there.
276
00:12:11,012 --> 00:12:13,278
Yeah, I checked it. It's right.
277
00:12:13,346 --> 00:12:14,548
All right, Doug. You know what?
278
00:12:14,615 --> 00:12:15,781
OK, you caught me.
You caught me.
279
00:12:15,849 --> 00:12:18,817
At exactly 2:00, no, I was
not thinking about you.
280
00:12:18,884 --> 00:12:20,016
Hmm!
281
00:12:20,084 --> 00:12:22,485
But at my lunch hour,
I did go and get you
282
00:12:22,552 --> 00:12:24,387
the Jackie Chan movie
you've been wanting to see
283
00:12:24,454 --> 00:12:27,321
because I knew you'd need
a little pick-me-up.
284
00:12:27,389 --> 00:12:30,290
Shanghai Noon. Mm-hmm.
285
00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:33,125
He's in the old
west in this one.
286
00:12:33,193 --> 00:12:34,359
And then I went by that deli
287
00:12:34,427 --> 00:12:35,726
and got you that
soup that you like
288
00:12:35,795 --> 00:12:37,161
because I knew your
mouth would hurt.
289
00:12:37,228 --> 00:12:38,962
If you don't believe me, it's
in the refrigerator over there.
290
00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:40,263
No, I... I believe you.
291
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:41,798
Yeah, you know what, Doug?
292
00:12:41,865 --> 00:12:42,998
If you put this much energy
293
00:12:43,065 --> 00:12:44,666
into thinking about
me once in a while
294
00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:47,200
that you put into
trying to catch me,
295
00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:50,635
you'd avoid the kind of humiliation
you're feeling right now.
296
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,271
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
297
00:12:54,339 --> 00:12:55,806
Well, I'm gonna
get back to work.
298
00:12:55,873 --> 00:12:57,808
I have my evaluation at 5:00.
299
00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:59,641
That's today? Yeah.
300
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:00,741
Hey, good luck.
301
00:13:05,578 --> 00:13:07,947
So I'm looking over the supply
orders for the past year,
302
00:13:08,015 --> 00:13:10,981
and I'm noticing that your
invoices are pretty high.
303
00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:13,016
Oh, well, what can I tell ya?
304
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,384
Highliters, post-its,
they're my weakness.
305
00:13:19,487 --> 00:13:21,522
I buy extras so
we don't run out.
306
00:13:21,588 --> 00:13:24,689
I see you haven't taken any of
the legal research seminars
307
00:13:24,757 --> 00:13:26,724
that the firm offers
on Saturday mornings.
308
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:28,693
Well, no. I have not done that.
309
00:13:30,961 --> 00:13:33,061
Hello?
310
00:13:33,129 --> 00:13:34,328
Could you hold on a second?
311
00:13:35,631 --> 00:13:36,730
It's your husband.
312
00:13:38,099 --> 00:13:40,599
Could you tell him
I'll call him back?
313
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,200
I'm sorry. She'll have
to call you back.
314
00:13:45,236 --> 00:13:46,903
He says he really
needs to talk to you.
315
00:13:48,806 --> 00:13:49,838
Thanks.
316
00:13:51,841 --> 00:13:53,907
Hello? What's going on, Doug?
317
00:13:53,975 --> 00:13:57,676
Doug, sing-song: I'm
thinking of you.
318
00:13:57,744 --> 00:13:59,278
OK, thank you.
319
00:13:59,345 --> 00:14:00,344
Gotta run.
320
00:14:00,412 --> 00:14:01,746
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
321
00:14:01,814 --> 00:14:05,314
Look, I just wanna say I'm
sorry about everything before,
322
00:14:05,382 --> 00:14:08,016
and I know you're gonna do
great on your evaluation.
323
00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:09,950
Hey, if you get nervous,
324
00:14:09,985 --> 00:14:13,320
just picture the guy dressed
up like a big baby.
325
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,722
Actually, um, hon,
326
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:21,825
I'm in my evaluation right now.
327
00:14:21,893 --> 00:14:23,325
Oh, OK, well, I'll let ya go.
328
00:14:23,393 --> 00:14:25,294
Knock 'em dead and remember,
329
00:14:25,361 --> 00:14:27,861
I'm thinking of you.
330
00:14:30,698 --> 00:14:31,930
Doug?
331
00:14:41,972 --> 00:14:43,872
Carrie!
332
00:14:43,939 --> 00:14:45,073
Carrie!
333
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:46,139
Carrie: Coming!
334
00:14:47,674 --> 00:14:48,841
This thing's giving me wet heat.
335
00:14:48,909 --> 00:14:50,441
The doctor said I'm
supposed to have dry heat.
336
00:14:52,078 --> 00:14:53,244
It is dry heat.
337
00:14:53,311 --> 00:14:54,945
You're sitting on a juice box.
338
00:14:57,214 --> 00:14:58,581
Ow.
339
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,915
Honey, why are you still
trying to have this party?
340
00:15:00,982 --> 00:15:02,315
I mean, you were
in a car accident.
341
00:15:02,383 --> 00:15:04,050
Why don't you just call
the guys and cancel?
342
00:15:04,117 --> 00:15:05,552
I can't. Then they'll
all go to Barry's.
343
00:15:05,619 --> 00:15:06,685
So?
344
00:15:06,753 --> 00:15:08,053
So he hosts one
successful party,
345
00:15:08,121 --> 00:15:09,587
I'm out of the picture for good.
346
00:15:09,654 --> 00:15:12,222
The I.P.S. party scene
is very cutthroat.
347
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:14,357
Look, just help me out here, OK?
348
00:15:14,424 --> 00:15:15,491
You're doing a beautiful job.
349
00:15:15,558 --> 00:15:16,691
Fine. Fine.
350
00:15:17,859 --> 00:15:19,593
Oh, oh.
351
00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:21,595
What?
352
00:15:21,662 --> 00:15:24,529
Nothing. It's just that those
Doritos, they're cool ranch.
353
00:15:24,597 --> 00:15:25,730
And?
354
00:15:25,798 --> 00:15:28,465
And you already put
out nacho cheese.
355
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:32,102
Well, remember? I feature a
different chip every quarter.
356
00:15:32,169 --> 00:15:33,402
We went over this.
357
00:15:36,271 --> 00:15:38,104
You know what? Don't worry about it.
It's fine, it's fine.
358
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:39,538
That's right. It is fine.
359
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,774
All right, so, I
got everything...
360
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,274
The chips, the ice,
361
00:15:43,341 --> 00:15:45,309
the sandwiches, the subs.
362
00:15:45,376 --> 00:15:46,509
Anything else?
363
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,611
Nope. Everything
else looks great.
364
00:15:48,679 --> 00:15:51,144
Now just zip the big
screen on in here,
365
00:15:51,212 --> 00:15:52,280
and we're good to go.
366
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,383
What? By myself?
367
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:57,549
The thing weighs,
like, 1,000 pounds.
368
00:15:57,617 --> 00:15:59,651
It's on wheels. It's like
pushing a shopping cart.
369
00:15:59,719 --> 00:16:02,419
Doug, you have a bunch of
guys coming over here,
370
00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:04,419
one of whom is Lou Ferrigno,
371
00:16:04,487 --> 00:16:06,455
the world's strongest man.
372
00:16:06,522 --> 00:16:08,490
Excuse me. Being
strong is his job.
373
00:16:08,558 --> 00:16:09,690
You don't ask a heart surgeon
374
00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:11,024
to open you up on his day off.
375
00:16:14,727 --> 00:16:15,795
Doug: What's happening?
376
00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:18,463
It's stuck. It's too heavy.
377
00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:20,429
You know what? You're not
gonna move it like that.
378
00:16:20,497 --> 00:16:21,632
You gotta get lower.
379
00:16:21,698 --> 00:16:23,032
You gotta push with your legs.
380
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,500
Well, hello.
381
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,567
I see somebody wore their
lucky Super Bowl thong.
382
00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:31,503
All right, you know what'd
help me move this TV?
383
00:16:31,572 --> 00:16:33,638
If you would shut
your Doritos chute.
384
00:16:35,407 --> 00:16:36,740
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
385
00:16:36,808 --> 00:16:38,341
Not sure why I'm catching
so much attitude.
386
00:16:38,409 --> 00:16:39,541
Remember, I only hurt my back
387
00:16:39,609 --> 00:16:41,143
'cause I called to say
I was thinking of you.
388
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,511
And once again, very sweet,
389
00:16:44,579 --> 00:16:45,413
but here's a little tip.
390
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,648
Next time you think
of me, pull over.
391
00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:51,482
Oh! Are you trying to say
all this is my fault?
392
00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:53,184
Oh, so sorry I was
trying to put you
393
00:16:53,252 --> 00:16:54,684
in a good place for
your evaluation.
394
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,518
Oh, yeah. Really put
me in a good place
395
00:16:56,586 --> 00:16:58,453
when I heard the
crunching of metal
396
00:16:58,521 --> 00:16:59,621
and the phone going dead.
397
00:16:59,688 --> 00:17:01,488
Really, really
took the edge off.
398
00:17:01,555 --> 00:17:02,789
None of this would have
happened in the first place
399
00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:03,956
if you hadn't freaked out
400
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,992
'cause I don't think
about you 24-7.
401
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,959
Oh, OK. I'm sorry.
402
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,860
In the future, I'll
just go to Lou Ferrigno
403
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:11,829
for all my emotional needs.
404
00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:15,831
Oh, you just love your
Lou Ferrigno, don't ya?
405
00:17:15,899 --> 00:17:17,331
You know what? Maybe
when he comes over,
406
00:17:17,399 --> 00:17:20,300
you guys can go off alone
and hold each other.
407
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:21,566
"Oh, how was your day?"
408
00:17:21,635 --> 00:17:22,768
"How was your day?"
409
00:17:22,836 --> 00:17:24,602
"They were mean to me at work."
410
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,171
"Somebody dropped a
dumbbell on my toe."
411
00:17:27,238 --> 00:17:29,406
OK, that's it. Have a great party.
Good-bye.
412
00:17:29,473 --> 00:17:31,007
Wait, Car! Where ya going?!
413
00:17:31,074 --> 00:17:32,641
What about my TV?!
414
00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:34,775
Ow.
415
00:17:36,678 --> 00:17:37,710
Aah!
416
00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:40,345
Oh, my...
417
00:17:43,182 --> 00:17:45,015
Ohh!
418
00:17:49,252 --> 00:17:50,852
Ohh!
419
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,653
All right.
420
00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:53,854
Oh, my God.
421
00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:56,956
Ohh.
422
00:17:58,725 --> 00:17:59,791
Oh, God.
423
00:18:02,493 --> 00:18:03,459
Augh.
424
00:18:06,662 --> 00:18:08,296
You didn't unplug it!
425
00:18:17,902 --> 00:18:19,204
What just happened?
426
00:18:19,271 --> 00:18:21,704
Well, the gray team
intercepted the ball
427
00:18:21,772 --> 00:18:24,806
from the slightly
less gray team.
428
00:18:24,874 --> 00:18:26,041
Come on. It's black and white.
429
00:18:26,108 --> 00:18:27,574
We're kickin' it old school.
430
00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:28,742
Oh, and by the way, guys,
431
00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:30,810
we're 3 minutes away from
a new chip coming out.
432
00:18:30,878 --> 00:18:33,411
Chip change! Chip change!
433
00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:36,214
Nice haunted house, man.
434
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,447
I walk in, and my
kids are playing
435
00:18:37,514 --> 00:18:39,582
with jumper cables and an
open can of turpentine.
436
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:43,051
I gotta tell ya, sounds
pretty scary to me.
437
00:18:43,118 --> 00:18:44,551
Yeah. I'm going to Barry's.
438
00:18:44,618 --> 00:18:45,852
Oh, Deac, come on, man.
439
00:18:46,953 --> 00:18:48,954
Whoo, I thought he'd
never leave, huh?
440
00:18:49,023 --> 00:18:51,189
I mean, who brings kids
to a Super Bowl party?
441
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,257
Loser!
442
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:56,792
You know, if we leave now,
443
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:58,894
we can get to Barry's
by the second quarter.
444
00:18:58,961 --> 00:19:00,728
Let's go.
445
00:19:00,795 --> 00:19:01,861
We're going to Barry's.
446
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:04,164
Oh, oh, come on!
447
00:19:04,231 --> 00:19:05,331
See ya later, Doug.
448
00:19:06,399 --> 00:19:07,464
All right, fine. Leave,
449
00:19:07,532 --> 00:19:09,400
but know this. You walk out now,
450
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,301
it's a lifetime ban, my friends,
451
00:19:11,368 --> 00:19:13,803
and that includes my
Stanley Cup sleep-over.
452
00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:25,944
Just go!
453
00:19:26,012 --> 00:19:27,011
Are you sure?
454
00:19:27,079 --> 00:19:28,111
Yes.
455
00:19:28,179 --> 00:19:29,212
Feel better, buddy.
456
00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:34,848
Oh, by the way, how did
Carrie's evaluation go?
457
00:19:35,851 --> 00:19:37,717
It was fine.
458
00:19:37,784 --> 00:19:38,819
I'm glad.
459
00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:48,523
Hey, where did everybody go?
460
00:19:48,591 --> 00:19:49,591
They left.
461
00:19:49,658 --> 00:19:52,127
If I could walk, I'd
go to Barry's, too.
462
00:19:52,228 --> 00:19:56,196
Oh, they didn't stay long.
463
00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:58,496
They weren't shy about
eating, though.
464
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:01,198
Oh, man, they ate all
the mini eggrolls.
465
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:05,201
Actually, there are 3 left.
466
00:20:05,269 --> 00:20:07,369
I know you like 'em, so I...
467
00:20:07,436 --> 00:20:09,538
put 'em aside for you.
468
00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:13,072
You did? That was sweet.
469
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:14,239
Where are they?
470
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:17,007
I got 'em right here.
I've been keeping 'em...
471
00:20:20,111 --> 00:20:23,078
I've been keeping 'em warm next
to my body like a mother hen.
472
00:20:25,648 --> 00:20:26,647
Dipping sauce.
473
00:20:34,619 --> 00:20:37,720
You did save these
for me, right?
474
00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,421
Oh, yeah, yeah.
475
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:43,657
I mean, I put 3 aside 'cause
I couldn't quite remember
476
00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:45,492
exactly how many
you like to eat,
477
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,526
whether it was 3 or one.
478
00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:58,432
I'm gonna get a drink.
479
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,634
Wait, don't bother.
480
00:20:59,701 --> 00:21:00,734
Here ya go.
481
00:21:11,142 --> 00:21:12,976
Hey, man. Ready to go to lunch?
482
00:21:13,044 --> 00:21:14,176
Yeah, just give me a second.
483
00:21:14,244 --> 00:21:15,877
I'm trying to set aside
a little time every day
484
00:21:15,946 --> 00:21:17,078
to think about Carrie.
485
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,947
And you can't do
that in the truck?
486
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:22,282
Just give me a sec.
487
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:32,854
Willie Nelson: ♪ You
were always on my mind
488
00:21:32,922 --> 00:21:35,957
♪ You were always on my mind ♪
489
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:45,996
♪ You were always on my mind ♪
490
00:21:46,064 --> 00:21:52,032
♪ You were always on my mind ♪
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