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Guess what song I'm playing.
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I have no idea.
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You're not even gonna try?
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No.
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OK. So when our kid
comes home and says,
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"Mom, this reading
thing's too hard.
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I don't want to try,"
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you're gonna be OK with that.
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You're playing your belly.
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Just guess.
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Dancing Queen?
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OK. Try again, but this time
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pull your head out of your ass.
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I don't know. Just tell me.
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It's clearly I
Love Rock N' Roll.
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♪ I love rock n' roll!
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♪ So put another dime
in the jukebox, baby ♪
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Oh, yeah. I hear it now.
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Both: ♪ I love rock n' roll
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Yeah.
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Right? Yeah.
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Now I'm gonna slow things down
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with a song I know
the ladies love:
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Devil Went Down to Georgia.
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All right. So after this,
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we got to go to the post
office and then the drugstore.
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I have to pick up my
father's prescription.
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I haven't picked
it up for 2 weeks,
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and I caught him
blinking uncontrollably.
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What's wrong?
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I'm just really depressed
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that we're having
fish for dinner.
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We talked about this.
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You need to start eating
healthy at some point.
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It's either now,
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or later through a tube.
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Tube later, steakums now.
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My boss said he was gonna
page me this weekend
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and tell me whether or
not I got my raise.
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Great. "Monday's bagel
should be poppy."
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I hate it here.
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Can we go?
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No. We have to get dinner.
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Look, there's a
special on mahimahi.
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You'd like it. It
tastes just like steak.
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You know what? I'll get excited
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when there's a fish that
tastes like Doritos.
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Isn't that Father McAndrew?
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Oh, man, it is.
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Oh, great. We never
go to church.
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Now we're seeing him
here in a fish market.
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How embarrassing is that?
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Why? It's not like it's
a nudie fish market.
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Doug, Carrie!
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Oh, hi! Look who it is!
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How have you both been doing?
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Great. We're doing really great.
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Hey, nice sweat suit.
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What are ya, wrasslin'
with the devil?
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Is the devil funny to you, Doug?
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No, no. I didn't... I didn't...
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Just teasing. Ha ha ha!
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Oh, good one!
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I was known as the class clown
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back at our Lady of
Perpetual Sorrow.
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Well, you still got it.
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Yeah.
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Good to see you.
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Good to see you, too.
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Of course, I'd also love to see
you both in church sometime.
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Absolutely. Yes, we
should do that...
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without a doubt. At some point.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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How about this Sunday?
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That'd be great.
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No, no, no, no! Come on.
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Don't snooze it again.
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It's church time.
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Time to get ho-ly!
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Ohh. I can't believe
you got us into this.
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Just 'cause you couldn't
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keep your big, fat
Twinkie-hole shut.
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Let's go, mama.
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No. I don't wanna go.
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Take someone else.
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Get a hooker and dress
her up like me.
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I may try that some night
when you're out of town,
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but not on the Lord's Day.
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I got to tell you.
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I'm kind of glad we ran
into Father McAndrew.
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I think it's about time we
started going to church.
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Think about it.
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How great will it be?
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Some day we'll be going to church
with our kids by our side.
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Little Doug will be
there with his freckles
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and his little tooth
missing in the front.
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And little Carrie's got
her pink dress on...
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OK. You know what? I'm
gonna start crying.
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I mean it. Shut up.
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Oh, good, you're up.
I'm pretty bored.
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I was hoping we
could do that thing
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where the two of you drive
me around until I doze off.
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We can't, Dad.
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We're going to church.
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What have you got, bingo?
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It's Sunday, Arthur.
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People go to church on Sunday.
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If by people you mean suckers.
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You know, that's
kind of offensive.
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I happen to take my
church pretty seriously.
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Fair enough.
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Say hello to the
Easter bunny for me.
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Hello, sir.
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You're not my Chinese
food, but hello.
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I'm Walt Urbanski.
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I work at Downey
Hills Real Estate.
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Ooh. Pish-posh.
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Just wanted to give you my card.
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If you're ever, uh, interested
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in putting this
house up for sale,
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you could do very well.
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It's a seller's
market right now.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah. I assume
you are the owner.
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Well, I'm certainly
not some old man
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who lives in the basement.
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I tell you...
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you set up an open house,
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this property would
practically sell itself.
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Huh.
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Well, what do I need you for?
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All right. Where do
you want to sit?
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Let's go up front. I
want to make sure
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Father McAndrew
knows we're here.
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I don't want to sit up front.
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I don't want to get
pulled up on stage.
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Pulled up on stage?
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It's not a magic act.
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Have you been to church, ever?
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All right. Let's
just sit over there.
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Arthur, what's going on?
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I'm having an open house.
Care for some Brie?
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Doug and Carrie are
selling the place?
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Don't mention Doug and Carrie.
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As far as anyone's concerned,
I'm the owner here.
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Are you telling me you're
showing their home
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without them even knowing it?
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Trust me. If I get a good offer,
the kids'll be delighted,
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then they'll get a bigger house,
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and I'll get to
live in a real room
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instead of that
glorified bomb shelter.
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No, no, Arthur, I'm sorry.
I can't let you do this.
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You're gonna get me in trouble.
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Hey, you're not involved.
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No, no, I am involved, because I'm
supposed to be walking you now,
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which means that you're my
responsibility, and I'm gonna get fired!
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!
All right, all right!
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Get ahold of yourself! I can't!
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I'm gonna get in trouble! I
have to tell Doug and Carrie!
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All right. All right.
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What's it gonna take...
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to keep those pretty lips shut?
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You want money?
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You don't have any money.
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What about Rolos?
You like Rolos?
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I have a whole bunch downstairs!
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I do love Rolos. But
no, Arthur, no.
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That is not...
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Hey. Ahem.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Can you tell me what year
the house was built?
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Uh...
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1776!
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Really? I thought this
neighborhood wasn't around
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till the 1930s.
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Well, this was originally a
trading post for beaver pelts.
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What are you talking about?
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All right, professor. It's a
seller's market. Hit the bricks!
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Bye-bye! Come on! Walk,
walk, walk, walk!
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Any other questions?
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And for the sick and
infirm in our parish,
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especially Catherine Donnelly
who had hip surgery this week,
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we pray to the Lord.
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All: Lord, hear our prayer.
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Father McAndrew: And please take a
moment to pray for whatever else
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you'd like to ask of
our Heavenly Father.
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I'm done.
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Keep going.
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I don't have anything
else to pray for.
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Think of something.
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I got my raise!
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Choir: ♪ Alleluia
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♪ Alleluia
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♪ Alleluia, alleluia
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♪ Alle-luia
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I am wiped. I'm gonna hit it.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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What's happening here?
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I'm praying.
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I'm sorry, what?
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I'm saying my prayers.
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What, just because...
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of being in church today?
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Yeah. I liked what I saw,
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so I thought I'd
give it a whirl.
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Wow! I am really impressed.
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Thank you.
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And a little turned on.
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It's a whole new side of you...
the good girl side.
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All right. Can I get
back to my praying?
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Absolutely.
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You're a good girl.
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A good girl...
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Doug.
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Sorry.
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So what'd you, uh...
What'd you pray for?
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I can't tell you. Then
it won't come true.
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OK, it's not like blowing
out your birthday candles.
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All right. I prayed for Mrs.
Donnelly,
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you know, the one
who broke her hip?
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Well, that's sweet.
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And I prayed for these Gucci
shoes I love to go on sale.
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What?
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Yeah, they're black with
these silver strappy things,
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but they're a little out of my
price range, so... you know.
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Uh, you know...
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y-you can't pray for shoes.
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Why not?
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Because you're not supposed
to pray for petty things.
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Well, at church today I prayed
for my raise, and I got that.
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That's what you
were praying for?
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OK, you obviously have no
idea what you're doing here.
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Uh... an extra hundred
bucks a week says I do.
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OK. How can I explain
this to you?
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Let's pretend I'm God.
Well, gee,
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I'd love to end world hunger,
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but I'm too busy looking for cheap
shoes for Carrie. Oh, well!
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OK, you know, I believe that you
can pray for the important things,
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and you can also pray for the
not-so-important things.
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God's a pretty bright guy.
He can figure it out.
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That's how you think it works?
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Yeah, that's how I
think it works.
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You have no idea what
you're talking about.
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You don't even know
how to pray right.
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You're kneeling by the
bed like a 5-year-old.
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I will pray any way I want to.
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Fine. Pray the way you want...
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if you wanna look like a moron.
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What is your problem?
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My problem is you're using God
as your own personal genie!
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I am not! You are, too!
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You think that if you
want a pair of shoes,
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all you do is pray for them
and, poof, there's new shoes.
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That's not the way it works, OK?
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This... does not equal
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00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,502
this!
260
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:04,367
I... did not do anything wrong.
261
00:12:04,435 --> 00:12:07,767
Once again, let's
pretend I'm God...
262
00:12:07,835 --> 00:12:11,969
OK, don't do God again. You do about
the worst God I've ever heard.
263
00:12:12,036 --> 00:12:13,536
You know what? That's it.
You're done.
264
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,202
You're done praying. It's over.
265
00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,168
Excuse me?
266
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,869
Yeah, that's right. I forbid it.
267
00:12:18,935 --> 00:12:20,635
Oh, you forbid it. OK.
You know what?
268
00:12:20,702 --> 00:12:24,768
I just thought of a few more
things I want to pray for.
269
00:12:24,836 --> 00:12:27,235
Oh, really? What, is there a...
lipstick out there
270
00:12:27,302 --> 00:12:29,169
that you actually don't have?
271
00:12:29,237 --> 00:12:31,003
You know what?
272
00:12:31,071 --> 00:12:33,137
Try praying with this
in the background.
273
00:12:33,204 --> 00:12:35,570
Oh! Look at that. Dallas!
274
00:12:35,638 --> 00:12:37,670
Oh, yeah! Bring it!
275
00:12:40,205 --> 00:12:41,736
Yeah!
276
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,571
You know what? Fine.
277
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:46,737
I will just use my prayers
to cancel out your prayers.
278
00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:48,937
Oh, bring it!
279
00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:51,171
Oh, I'm bringin' it!
280
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,137
You're goin' down!
281
00:13:02,439 --> 00:13:03,904
This is it.
282
00:13:03,972 --> 00:13:05,238
This is our house.
283
00:13:05,305 --> 00:13:06,971
I know! I know!
284
00:13:10,174 --> 00:13:12,905
I think we'd like
to make an offer.
285
00:13:12,973 --> 00:13:15,573
Well, as you know, Mr. Ling,
this is a seller's market,
286
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,172
so bring the big number.
287
00:13:17,239 --> 00:13:19,305
I'm in no mood to dance.
288
00:13:19,373 --> 00:13:23,506
I think we're willing to come pretty
close to the full asking price.
289
00:13:23,574 --> 00:13:25,605
You know what else
you're pretty close to?
290
00:13:25,673 --> 00:13:27,106
The door. See ya!
291
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,773
I want this house.
292
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,040
OK. OK. Um...
293
00:13:33,108 --> 00:13:35,440
I think we can give
you the asking price,
294
00:13:35,508 --> 00:13:37,807
but there's a few things
I'd like to see fixed up.
295
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:42,574
Well, for the full price, I'll throw
in a fat houseboy named Douglas!
296
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,774
Game Announcer: Jets deep in
the hole on their own 10,
297
00:13:48,842 --> 00:13:50,942
trailing by 5 with
a minute to go.
298
00:13:51,009 --> 00:13:52,241
Come on!
299
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,841
Douglas, any chance we'll
be reshingling the roof
300
00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:56,708
in the next 2-3 weeks?
301
00:13:56,776 --> 00:13:57,775
No. Okey-doke.
302
00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:00,642
Testaverde dropping back...
303
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:03,309
and he is sacked back at the 2!
304
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,609
Second Announcer: And he had
Chrebet wide open over the middle.
305
00:14:06,676 --> 00:14:08,609
Someone should get
Vinny some glasses...
306
00:14:08,676 --> 00:14:10,610
Kinda like the frames
you got there.
307
00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:12,610
What do you got there, Bob?
308
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:16,609
Whatever they are, even I saw
Chrebet from up here! Ha ha ha!
309
00:14:16,676 --> 00:14:20,277
Stop bantering! Not funny!
310
00:14:20,345 --> 00:14:22,444
Hey, sweetie.
311
00:14:22,512 --> 00:14:25,745
I just picked up my new shoes.
312
00:14:25,811 --> 00:14:27,277
What?
313
00:14:27,345 --> 00:14:29,578
Yeah. Those Gucci
shoes I prayed for?
314
00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:32,445
40% off. I only asked for 30.
315
00:14:32,513 --> 00:14:34,511
I'm on a roll!
316
00:14:34,578 --> 00:14:36,144
You know what? You're sick.
317
00:14:36,211 --> 00:14:38,278
You really have a problem.
318
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:41,277
No. What I got is an
open-toed slingback
319
00:14:41,345 --> 00:14:42,946
at a bargain price.
320
00:14:43,013 --> 00:14:45,145
Announcer: Well, this is it!
Fourth down!
321
00:14:45,213 --> 00:14:47,777
No time-outs left.
322
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,111
Jets need the touchdown.
323
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,312
Second Announcer: Bob, what
the Jets need is a miracle.
324
00:15:04,048 --> 00:15:06,479
Oh, my God!
325
00:15:06,547 --> 00:15:08,112
You're praying for the Jets!
326
00:15:08,181 --> 00:15:09,613
No, I'm not. Yes, you were!
327
00:15:09,681 --> 00:15:11,412
You were praying for
the Jets to win!
328
00:15:11,481 --> 00:15:13,513
No. No. I was praying for
them to cover the spread.
329
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,148
That's a whole other thing!
330
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,548
You are such a hypocrite. You
get on my back about shoes,
331
00:15:18,615 --> 00:15:20,748
and you're praying
for a football game?
332
00:15:20,815 --> 00:15:23,513
Oh, please! Shoes are way more
petty than a football game!
333
00:15:23,581 --> 00:15:25,881
Is not! Can you wear
a football game?
334
00:15:25,949 --> 00:15:29,347
Can you spend an entire
Sunday watching shoes?!
335
00:15:29,415 --> 00:15:31,815
Yes, I can!
336
00:15:31,883 --> 00:15:34,782
Announcer: Testaverde wings it
out to Coles on the sideline...
337
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,382
Whoa! And the defender tripped!
338
00:15:36,449 --> 00:15:39,382
Coles all alone! He
is waltzing in for 6.
339
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:42,750
Jets win! This is unbelievable!
340
00:15:46,384 --> 00:15:49,484
We tell no one of this.
341
00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:55,050
Arthur!
342
00:15:55,118 --> 00:15:56,717
Arthur, what are you doing?
343
00:15:56,785 --> 00:15:58,584
The Lings are outta control.
344
00:15:58,651 --> 00:16:01,850
They want everything up to code!
345
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:05,684
If I can just get past this
disclosure phase, I'm home free.
346
00:16:05,752 --> 00:16:08,017
What about disclosing the fact
that you don't own this house?
347
00:16:08,085 --> 00:16:10,284
You're very clever. Why
don't you use those brains
348
00:16:10,352 --> 00:16:12,817
to help me put a good spin
on this termite situation?
349
00:16:12,886 --> 00:16:15,651
No, no, Arthur, I am not
gonna be part of this.
350
00:16:15,719 --> 00:16:17,352
Hey, you're either
with me or against me.
351
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:18,785
I'm against you.
That's not an option.
352
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,617
You just gave it to
me as an option!
353
00:16:21,685 --> 00:16:24,285
You have to stop this, OK?
You're my responsibility.
354
00:16:24,353 --> 00:16:26,285
I just lost the
Berenson sheepdogs.
355
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,687
I cannot afford
to lose you, too.
356
00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:30,120
So just stop it,
stop it, stop it,
357
00:16:30,186 --> 00:16:31,785
stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop...
358
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,186
Was that vodka?
359
00:16:36,253 --> 00:16:38,019
Oh, sorry.
360
00:16:38,087 --> 00:16:39,787
OK. I just have to
361
00:16:39,854 --> 00:16:42,419
cover this puddle under
the water heater.
362
00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:46,252
Damn.
363
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,453
You look like you're
built for lifting.
364
00:16:48,521 --> 00:16:49,886
Help me out.
365
00:16:55,922 --> 00:16:59,155
All right. So you liked
the mahimahi last time.
366
00:16:59,222 --> 00:17:01,021
You wanna go for it again?
367
00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:03,821
Mahimahi's for mehee-mehee.
368
00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:07,688
Look. It's Father
McAndrew again.
369
00:17:07,756 --> 00:17:10,388
Oh, crap! What, does
the guy live here?
370
00:17:10,456 --> 00:17:12,188
What is your problem?
371
00:17:12,256 --> 00:17:14,122
He'll come over
here, take one look
372
00:17:14,189 --> 00:17:16,387
and know we've been praying
for football and shoes
373
00:17:16,456 --> 00:17:18,488
and that parking
spot we just got.
374
00:17:18,555 --> 00:17:19,856
Carrie.
375
00:17:19,924 --> 00:17:21,455
Doug?
376
00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:24,689
Hey, I got it. They have it.
Tartar sauce.
377
00:17:24,756 --> 00:17:27,090
Well, it was wonderful
to see you last Sunday.
378
00:17:27,157 --> 00:17:29,190
And you should know,
thanks to your prayers,
379
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,390
that Mrs. Donnelly is
doing much better.
380
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:35,790
Actually, you know,
not just our prayers.
381
00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:39,756
It's not like we have...
special powers or anything.
382
00:17:39,824 --> 00:17:42,525
So will I be seeing you
at my 5:30 mass today?
383
00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:44,123
Hey, try and keep us away.
384
00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:47,256
Oh! There's my number.
385
00:17:47,324 --> 00:17:49,058
Can't say mass on
an empty stomach.
386
00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:50,890
Mm-mm. No. OK.
387
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:52,158
Bye-bye.
388
00:17:52,226 --> 00:17:54,225
See? We healed Mrs. Donnelly.
389
00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:55,558
You feel better now?
390
00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:56,557
Oh, no.
391
00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:57,957
What's the matter?
392
00:17:58,025 --> 00:18:01,158
Father McAndrew's
circling the mahimahi.
393
00:18:01,226 --> 00:18:02,891
So? So there's only
one piece left!
394
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,459
So we'll get something else.
395
00:18:04,527 --> 00:18:06,726
Carrie, I just found out there's
a fish that tastes like meat.
396
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,758
There's no turning back now!
397
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,524
So what should we do?
398
00:18:20,062 --> 00:18:22,661
I think I'll have the, um...
399
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:23,460
halibut.
400
00:18:27,428 --> 00:18:29,927
Please include in your prayers
401
00:18:29,994 --> 00:18:32,960
Father McAndrew who
is violently ill
402
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,194
with salmonella poisoning.
403
00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:57,162
OK. What just happened
here, really?
404
00:18:57,229 --> 00:18:59,429
We poisoned our priest.
405
00:18:59,497 --> 00:19:01,496
No. We did not
poison our priest.
406
00:19:01,564 --> 00:19:03,764
The halibut did.
407
00:19:03,831 --> 00:19:05,162
Oh, wake up, Carrie.
408
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:08,163
We're on a praying spree...
taking down everyone in our path!
409
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,563
We're like the Bonnie
and Clyde of prayer!
410
00:19:10,631 --> 00:19:11,964
Let's calm down.
411
00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:14,164
Bonnie and Clyde, they robbed banks.
They killed people.
412
00:19:14,231 --> 00:19:16,063
We asked God for
a piece of fish.
413
00:19:16,131 --> 00:19:18,431
What happened today
was a sign, OK?
414
00:19:18,499 --> 00:19:20,697
We should leave prayer to the
people who know how to use it!
415
00:19:20,764 --> 00:19:24,696
Doug, if it were a sign, Father
McAndrew wouldn't be the one punished.
416
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:27,765
We would be. There would
be locusts or frogs or...
417
00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:29,164
or hail!
418
00:19:29,232 --> 00:19:30,698
Arthur: Flood!
419
00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:41,698
I'll see you in hell.
420
00:20:08,768 --> 00:20:09,899
Morning.
421
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,534
Mmm... morning!
422
00:20:17,702 --> 00:20:19,333
I have your tea.
423
00:20:19,401 --> 00:20:21,067
Just set it here.
424
00:20:21,135 --> 00:20:24,035
Thank you. That'll
be all, Douglas.
425
00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:25,702
Thank you, Mr. Ling.
426
00:20:35,604 --> 00:20:37,469
Oh, what could have been...
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