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Oh, my God. Coffee now.
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Hey. Hey, look what
I got going here.
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What?
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I'm havin' my regular
cocoa krispies,
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but I'm cutting them
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with the more sensible
rice krispies.
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And what do you get?
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A healthier me.
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Or you could just have
a piece of fruit.
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Fruit? Why the hell do
you got to go there?
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Sorry.
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I'm in a bad mood
'cause of work.
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Pruzan got his first
big case as partner,
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and he's gone off the deep end.
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I mean, could you believe
what time I got home?
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Why, was it late?
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It was 3:00 in the morning.
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Don't you even know
when I'm not there?
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I got to be honest
with you, car.
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That comforter gets bunched
up, you're easy to lose.
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So, what's this big
case you got, anyway?
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It's actually kind
of interesting.
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We're representing the
shareholders of this dot com
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who claim management
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ran the company into the ground.
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The managers are trying
to blame everybody else,
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the distributors, the
delivery services.
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You're very far away
right now, aren't ya?
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I'm... I'm tryin' to listen.
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You just got to give me a
little more to hang on to.
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Like... like instead of
saying "shareholders,"
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you could say "midgets."
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I got to get going.
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Don't forget. You got to meet me
tonight at Danny and Spencer's.
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They're having that
housewarming party thing.
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Oh, my God. Is that tonight?
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You have to go. We promised.
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They're counting on
you to be the women.
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All right. I'll see you there.
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Wish me luck today.
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Good luck.
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I need bacon.
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Partners meeting in 5 minutes.
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What did I do with the
expert-witness list?
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Carrie?
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I'm sorry. Which list?
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The list with the names
of the expert witnesses.
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Comprende English?
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Pull it together, Pruzan.
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Pull it together.
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It's ok... it's ok. Here it is.
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Expert-witness list.
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Let's see.
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We still need to book an
inventory specialist,
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a software engineer,
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a delivery driver.
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Carrie, your husband
drives for I.P.S., right?
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Uh-huh. Great.
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Could you get him or
one of his buddies
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to come in and testify? Hmm?
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Can you take care of that?
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Um, o-ok.
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That's my girl.
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Hey, you better get
to your meeting.
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Right.
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I don't look like I've
been crying, do I?
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No, you're good.
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Ok.
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Psycho.
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Wow. Doug as a expert witness.
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Doug. What do you think?
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That'll be interesting.
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Hey, nice party.
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7 loser guys in an
apartment with no heat.
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Ok. Hey, would you
quit complaining?
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You know, I offered you
a mug of hot cider,
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and you punched me.
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And I stand by that decision.
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Look. Hey, look.
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You got a plate of ribs
hot off the grill.
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Will that make you happy?
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You just bought
yourself 10 minutes.
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♪
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Hey, girl.
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Girl in the house!
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Hey.
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Welcome to casa Danny y Spence.
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Let me take your coat.
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Oh, ok.
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Hey.
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Hello. Wow.
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Could you guys crank up
the heat a little bit?
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Um, sorry. No can do.
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Gas is broken,
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and someone who's here all day
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refuses to wait for the gasman.
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Hey, I work the nightshift.
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I need my sleep during the day.
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I'm too sleepy to wake up
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and answer the door.
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Back off!
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And back off now.
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Hey, excuse me, I
need to talk to Doug
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about grown-up stuff. Excuse me.
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Hold on. I got another one.
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You can't fire me, Mr. slate,
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'cause I quit!
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The bone phone.
It's a bone phone.
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Hey. Hi.
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Hey, baby!
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How was work?
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Uh, good, good.
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Actually, I need to talk
to you about something.
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Wait, do you need
to talk to me or to
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walrus Doug?
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So, what'd you have to
talk to me about, anyway?
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You know what? Um,
I'll be right back.
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Hi.
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Oh, hey, Holly.
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How was our boy's walk?
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It was good.
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He made snarly teeth
at a water fountain.
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It was very cute.
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Snarly teeth. Grrr.
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Hey, when he does that,
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just hit him with a
rolled-up newspaper.
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So, what's up?
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Middle of a conversation here.
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It's... it's ok. I
have to leave anyway.
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Oh, well do you want to
stay for the party or...
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Party?
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No, thanks. Ok, bye. See you.
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See ya.
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See ya later.
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Stay away from her.
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Well, if that's what you want,
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I won't.
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So, that's it.
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It's one day of prep,
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and one day for the deposition.
Can you do it?
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100 bucks an hour just to
sit there and be an expert?
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Yeah, I'll do it full-time.
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Thank you.
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So, what's the deal?
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Doug run out of sick days?
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Um, no. Actually, I... I...
I didn't ask Doug.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God. I should ask Doug.
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I'm gonna... No, you know what?
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I'm gonna go with my gut,
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and my gut says you.
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So, what should I say to Doug?
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Well, uh, I... I thought we
can keep this between us.
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Oh, my God. That sounds so evil.
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Am I evil?
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Do you want me to
do this or not?
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Yes. Yes. Definitely.
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I have total faith in you. Yeah.
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Hey, hon, I was thinkin'
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you must be freezin' out here,
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so I just got you
that, all right?
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Aw, thank you, honey.
That was so sweet.
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No problem.
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So, what time do you want me...
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I'm gonna use Doug.
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How ya doin'? Doug
Heffernan, expert.
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There she is. Lookin' good.
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Hey, guy, how's that water
workin' out for ya, huh?
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Ok, honey, settle down.
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You're an expert witness,
not a casino greeter.
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I'm just excited, you know?
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I mean, look at us, husband
and wife, workin' together.
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We're like hart to hart here.
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There's Mrs. h. She's gorgeous.
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That's funny, honey.
Lower your voice.
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Why, what's up?
Yeah, just listen.
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Today is like a dry run, ok.
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Pruzan's gonna take you
through all the questions
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that the other side
might ask you when
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they depose you, you got it?
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I'm with ya.
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Ok, let's go head on into
the conference room.
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Whoa! A little harassment.
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Harassment!
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Listen to me.
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I am gonna ask you nicely.
Stop it!
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Yes, ma'am.
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So?
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What happens after the packages
are loaded onto the truck?
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Uh, that's a... a
very good question.
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An excellent question, actually.
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I... I guess it... Could
I get another juice?
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Thank you.
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Uh, I... I guess
in layman's terms,
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uh, the delivery driver
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would transport the
aforementioned items,
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uh, from the shipping
party to the customer,
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or shipee, as it were,
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so to speak.
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Just to clarify, you keep
saying "aforementioned items."
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I don't remember you
mentioning any items before.
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Um, I think he was
referring to when
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you mentioned them before, Mr.
Pruzan.
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Yes, yes, exactly!
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What she said, right there.
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Look at that. I always
wanted to have a lawyer
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whisper something in my ear.
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Beg your pardon?
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Uh, I'm just sayin',
if I ever, you know,
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had to appear in
front of congress,
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that's like the cool
move, you know?
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I'm sorry, what?
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I don't recall.
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Morning.
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Ah, look, it's Mr. nightshift.
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Hey, how is your job doin'
monkey work in the dark?
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Delightful.
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Hmm.
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Hey, is that my parka?
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Yeah. Yeah, I wore it to bed.
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Now it smells like me.
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Gimme that back.
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No. I'm smelling it up.
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Give it to me, you lawn dwarf.
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Oh, my.
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Hi, Holly.
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Oh, hey. How's it, uh, goin'?
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Good, good.
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I... I just came for Allen.
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Oh, righto. I'll
go get his leash.
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Gosh, you guys have to keep
it pretty brisk in here, huh?
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Yeah. Well, actually,
our gas is not working.
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Hey, how would you
like to do me a favor
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and just spend the day here
waiting for the gasman?
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You know, I-I-I'd pay you.
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It would be nice
to earn some money
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without having to scoop doodie.
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I'm free Thursday if
that's good for you.
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I'll call the gas company.
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Great. There he is!
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Hello, buddy. Hello.
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Come on. Oh, who's my boyfriend?
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I think it's you.
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I think you're my boyfriend.
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Ok, guys, I'll see you later.
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See you, holl.
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Wh-what was that?
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That was me being
a man of action.
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Emphasis on "man."
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Hey, hey, hey.
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I know your game, all right?
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You get her in here.
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She's waiting in the cold.
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You're in your warm bed.
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You're, "hey, Holly, why don't
you come and huddle with me"
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under the blankets?
You're pretty."
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Hey, hey. Look, look,
look, look, look.
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If that happens, it happens, ok?
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Can't fight nature.
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Oh, hey, hey, I can
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if I take a personal
day off of work
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and keep her company
while she's waiting.
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You mean, while we're waiting.
264
00:10:26,484 --> 00:10:28,318
Please, you will not
be able to stay up
265
00:10:28,386 --> 00:10:30,254
after working your night job.
266
00:10:30,321 --> 00:10:33,257
I will after I take a fistful
of prescription stimulants.
267
00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:39,911
Hey, babycakes.
268
00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:40,963
Hey.
269
00:10:41,030 --> 00:10:42,481
Great working with you today.
270
00:10:42,549 --> 00:10:44,266
Um, yeah.
271
00:10:44,334 --> 00:10:46,419
Just wanna let you know when my
expert-witness career takes off,
272
00:10:46,486 --> 00:10:48,887
I'm not gonna trade you
in for a trophy wife,
273
00:10:48,955 --> 00:10:50,956
unless you really
let yourself go.
274
00:10:52,258 --> 00:10:53,559
So? They love me or what?
275
00:10:53,627 --> 00:10:54,627
Huh?
276
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:55,661
How'd I do?
277
00:10:55,729 --> 00:10:58,596
Um, you did pretty good.
278
00:10:58,664 --> 00:11:01,333
Actually, now that you,
uh, brought it up,
279
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,734
I do have a few thoughts.
280
00:11:02,802 --> 00:11:05,920
Ooh, feedback! I love it.
Bring it on.
281
00:11:05,987 --> 00:11:07,372
Well, I was thinking,
you might wanna
282
00:11:07,439 --> 00:11:09,340
simplify your answers
a little bit.
283
00:11:09,408 --> 00:11:10,859
What do you mean?
284
00:11:10,861 --> 00:11:13,794
"Aforementioned,"
"alleged package."
285
00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:17,664
Use words where you're
sure of their meaning.
286
00:11:17,732 --> 00:11:21,752
Ok, I will take the
aforementioned suggestion.
287
00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:24,471
Which brings me to my 2nd point.
288
00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:27,925
I don't think you should be
uh, jokin' around as much.
289
00:11:27,992 --> 00:11:28,943
Like when?
290
00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:30,494
Like when you said to Pruzan,
291
00:11:30,562 --> 00:11:34,264
"you'd better be goin' somewhere
with this, counselor."
292
00:11:34,332 --> 00:11:38,368
Um, this is real life,
not, law and order.
293
00:11:38,435 --> 00:11:39,736
All right.
294
00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:41,771
It won an Emmy, but whatever.
295
00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,957
Anything else?
296
00:11:45,024 --> 00:11:46,109
Yeah, about lunch.
297
00:11:46,176 --> 00:11:47,776
Lunch? I even messed up lunch?
298
00:11:47,844 --> 00:11:50,379
Well, honey, did you happen
to notice that everyone else
299
00:11:50,447 --> 00:11:53,799
ordered sandwiches, and...
and you ordered what?
300
00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:55,334
Jambalaya.
301
00:11:56,186 --> 00:11:57,920
A giant seafood stew
302
00:11:57,986 --> 00:12:00,621
that came with an extra
plate for your shells
303
00:12:00,689 --> 00:12:01,890
for $31.
304
00:12:01,957 --> 00:12:03,724
Well, then don't put
it on the menu.
305
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:06,261
Look, I'm just trying to give you
constructive criticism here.
306
00:12:06,329 --> 00:12:07,929
Well, it's not constructive.
It's stupid.
307
00:12:07,997 --> 00:12:09,898
You're picking on
the dumbest things.
308
00:12:09,966 --> 00:12:12,734
They're not dumb things. They're real
things that you need to work on.
309
00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,735
You didn't even mention any
of the good stuff I did.
310
00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:16,571
And p.S., there was a
whole sack of that.
311
00:12:16,638 --> 00:12:19,440
Get over yourself. You get over myself.
I'm doing you a favor.
312
00:12:19,507 --> 00:12:20,574
Don't do me any favors.
313
00:12:20,641 --> 00:12:21,841
Fine, then get somebody else.
314
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,043
I wanted someone else.
315
00:12:23,111 --> 00:12:24,744
What do you mean?
316
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,480
I asked Deacon first, but
then I thought, no, no, no,
317
00:12:26,548 --> 00:12:27,714
no, no, I'll get my husband.
318
00:12:27,782 --> 00:12:28,882
You went to Deacon first?
319
00:12:28,950 --> 00:12:30,984
Mmm-hmm, that's right. I
would've gone to you,
320
00:12:31,052 --> 00:12:33,620
but you had a rib in
your ear at the time.
321
00:12:33,688 --> 00:12:34,955
Fine. Then you know what, then?
322
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,823
Go get your boyfriend
Deacon to testify.
323
00:12:36,891 --> 00:12:38,192
Fine. Fine.
324
00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:40,560
Oh, and I'll expect
you not to wander
325
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,828
to my side of the bed tonight.
326
00:12:46,617 --> 00:12:47,900
Carrie.
327
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,485
I need you to cross-reference
these files.
328
00:12:49,553 --> 00:12:51,888
Also, I'm running
very low on Xanax.
329
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,625
Which is weird, 'cause I could've
sworn you were on top of that.
330
00:12:56,627 --> 00:12:58,445
Ok, I-I'll call the pharmacy.
331
00:12:58,512 --> 00:12:59,778
That'd be super.
332
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,196
Oh, m-Mr. Pruzan,
before I forget,
333
00:13:01,263 --> 00:13:03,248
I-I wanna tell you not to worry.
334
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,549
I... I got you somebody else
335
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,718
to be your I.P.S. Witness
instead of Doug.
336
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,353
Deacon Palmer. He's great.
337
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,989
What are you doin'
to me here, car?
338
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,459
I just thought you might want
somebody more professional.
339
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,794
What? The juries
don't like that!
340
00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,829
They like someone they
can trust, like Doug.
341
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,631
He's real. He's an everyman.
342
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,232
Well, I just thought,
the other day...
343
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,633
Carrie, don't you understand?
344
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:27,905
This case is a dog.
It's a loser.
345
00:13:27,972 --> 00:13:30,107
The other partners were just
waiting for me to choke,
346
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:31,842
and now I am. I'm
choking, Carrie.
347
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:34,077
And it's your painted
fingers around my neck.
348
00:13:35,013 --> 00:13:36,647
Now, just get me
back your husband!
349
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:37,815
Ok.
350
00:13:37,882 --> 00:13:39,049
Ok.
351
00:13:42,402 --> 00:13:43,536
Hey, car.
352
00:13:43,604 --> 00:13:45,304
I just picked up some
toys for the kids.
353
00:13:45,372 --> 00:13:46,572
$100 an hour buys...
354
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,874
I'm gonna use Doug.
355
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,703
Hey, sweetie.
356
00:14:12,749 --> 00:14:15,851
Yeah, that's the stuff.
357
00:14:15,918 --> 00:14:19,855
Good to be home with my man.
358
00:14:19,922 --> 00:14:22,373
I missed you today. Got
used to working with you,
359
00:14:22,441 --> 00:14:24,375
and then all of a sudden,
you weren't there.
360
00:14:24,443 --> 00:14:26,260
I was, like, hey! Where's Mr. h?
361
00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:27,778
He's gorgeous.
362
00:14:30,081 --> 00:14:33,968
I thought I used big words
and ate too much shellfish?
363
00:14:34,035 --> 00:14:36,620
No, no, honey. You know what?
364
00:14:37,539 --> 00:14:40,007
I did some soul-searching,
365
00:14:40,075 --> 00:14:42,942
and I realized none of
that stuff matters.
366
00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:45,996
You matter. We matter.
367
00:14:46,064 --> 00:14:48,564
Oh. Well, thanks
for sayin' that.
368
00:14:48,632 --> 00:14:49,666
Hmm.
369
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:50,984
So,
370
00:14:51,052 --> 00:14:53,220
you gonna come back and be
my little expert witness?
371
00:14:53,288 --> 00:14:55,772
No, I don't think it's a great
idea, us to be working together,
372
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,140
you know? Let's just let it go.
373
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,626
No, come on. Do it. It'll be fun.
Do it.
374
00:14:59,694 --> 00:15:00,827
I don't wanna.
375
00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:02,062
Yeah, you do. Come on. Do it.
376
00:15:02,129 --> 00:15:03,696
I'm not gonna do it. Do it.
377
00:15:03,763 --> 00:15:04,830
Do it!
378
00:15:06,883 --> 00:15:09,301
What the hell is your problem?
379
00:15:09,319 --> 00:15:11,287
Ok, here's the deal.
380
00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:12,922
Pruzan wants you back.
381
00:15:12,989 --> 00:15:13,989
What?
382
00:15:14,057 --> 00:15:15,507
Yeah, he loved you, all right?
383
00:15:15,575 --> 00:15:17,677
Apparently, you're
an "everyman."
384
00:15:18,712 --> 00:15:20,112
The juries eat that up.
385
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,365
Huh!
386
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:26,317
Hah!
387
00:15:27,953 --> 00:15:30,355
Well, isn't that interesting?
388
00:15:30,423 --> 00:15:31,689
Your boss loves me.
389
00:15:31,757 --> 00:15:33,425
Your boss wants me back.
390
00:15:33,492 --> 00:15:34,876
Well, looks like
someone didn't do
391
00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:36,577
any soul-searching after all.
Come on.
392
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,112
I knew it was
perfectly acceptable
393
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,430
to order jambalaya.
394
00:15:40,966 --> 00:15:42,350
Ok, you know what? You're right.
395
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:43,984
You're absolutely right.
I am sorry.
396
00:15:44,052 --> 00:15:45,853
So, l-look, I'll
make it up to you.
397
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,521
Name it. What is it?
398
00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:48,755
Strip.
399
00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:51,525
What?
400
00:15:51,592 --> 00:15:53,143
That's right, a
little striptease.
401
00:15:53,211 --> 00:15:54,744
Off-y clothes-y.
402
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,847
You just pulled that
out of your hat?
403
00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,351
Oh, no, no. I've been savin'
this one for a rainy day,
404
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,820
and it's pouring, sister.
405
00:16:02,887 --> 00:16:06,656
Well, can't I just melt some
cheese on somethin' for ya?
406
00:16:06,723 --> 00:16:08,924
If that's part of
your act, sure.
407
00:16:12,028 --> 00:16:12,962
Ok.
408
00:16:13,029 --> 00:16:14,630
Ok.
409
00:16:20,387 --> 00:16:22,555
Whenever you're ready.
410
00:16:22,623 --> 00:16:25,340
I can't do this without music.
411
00:16:25,342 --> 00:16:27,259
Ok, fine.
412
00:16:27,327 --> 00:16:29,194
♪
413
00:16:29,262 --> 00:16:30,846
Come on.
414
00:16:30,913 --> 00:16:33,464
Oh, fine. Let's find
something here.
415
00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:37,335
All right. How about that?
416
00:16:37,403 --> 00:16:39,303
♪
417
00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:12,535
Oh, God!
418
00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:14,137
What?
419
00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:16,639
Nail in the eye!
Nail in the eye!
420
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:18,674
I'm sorry. Are you ok?
Are you ok?
421
00:17:18,742 --> 00:17:20,476
I'm fine, ok?
422
00:17:20,544 --> 00:17:23,813
Look, nice try. Just
keep your day job.
423
00:17:24,815 --> 00:17:25,914
All right.
424
00:17:25,982 --> 00:17:27,249
So, are you gonna
do this for me?
425
00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:28,583
Yeah, fine. I'll do it, ok?
426
00:17:28,651 --> 00:17:30,485
Oh, thank you, honey.
You are the best.
427
00:17:30,553 --> 00:17:32,054
Yeah, yeah, I'm the
best, all right?
428
00:17:32,121 --> 00:17:33,288
I'll see you Wednesday.
429
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,190
Wait, no, it's Thursday.
430
00:17:35,258 --> 00:17:36,758
Thursday? I can't
do it Thursday.
431
00:17:36,826 --> 00:17:38,427
I'm workin' a double route.
432
00:17:38,494 --> 00:17:40,228
Doug, when this whole
thing started,
433
00:17:40,296 --> 00:17:43,231
I specifically told you
to keep midweek open.
434
00:17:43,299 --> 00:17:44,866
Yeah, midweek is Wednesday.
435
00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:47,568
No, midweek is
Wednesday or Thursday.
436
00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:49,736
Ok, you use that logic, you
gotta include Tuesday.
437
00:17:49,804 --> 00:17:51,205
Where does it end?
438
00:17:51,273 --> 00:17:52,974
All right, Doug. Would you...
would you just do this?
439
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,076
I'm sorry. What do you want from me?
I can't.
440
00:17:55,143 --> 00:17:57,945
Oh, my God. I am
totally screwed.
441
00:17:58,013 --> 00:17:59,780
Well, I'm sorry.
442
00:18:02,584 --> 00:18:04,285
Wanna go to a strip club?
443
00:18:20,234 --> 00:18:21,835
Ok, um, I have a question.
444
00:18:21,902 --> 00:18:24,170
Um, what am I doing
here exactly?
445
00:18:24,238 --> 00:18:26,873
Duh! You're waitin'
for the gasman.
446
00:18:26,941 --> 00:18:29,141
Hello?
447
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,877
Well, actually, you both are
waiting for the gasman,
448
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,578
and... and this is
starting to feel...
449
00:18:33,647 --> 00:18:35,447
And I don't want to
say creepy and weird,
450
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,483
but... no, actually, that's
the best way to describe it,
451
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,085
so I'm just gonna go.
452
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,754
Well, if she's gonna go,
then I'm goin' back to work.
453
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,288
If you go, then
I'm goin' to bed.
454
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,523
Well, if you go to bed,
455
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,725
there'll be no one here
to wait for the gasman.
456
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,126
Oh, but you're paying me.
457
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,494
So, if you both go,
I'll just stay.
458
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:51,863
Well, if you're gonna stay,
459
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,464
then I'm not goin' back to work.
460
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,833
Well, if you stay, then
I'm not goin' to bed.
461
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,069
Ok.
462
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,213
Ok, here's your water.
463
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,615
And I just wanna thank you again
464
00:19:11,682 --> 00:19:13,082
for bailing me out.
465
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,818
I know I've gone back and
forth on you once or twice.
466
00:19:14,886 --> 00:19:16,002
3 times. Right, right.
467
00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:18,755
Ok. So, this is it,
the big deposition.
468
00:19:18,822 --> 00:19:20,123
D-day.
469
00:19:20,191 --> 00:19:23,126
The important thing is, just
be yourself, an everyman.
470
00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:24,878
Just... just be real.
471
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,630
Am I not being real right now?
472
00:19:27,698 --> 00:19:29,532
No, no, no. You're
being very real.
473
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,101
You're being very real.
Just keep it up.
474
00:19:32,168 --> 00:19:34,420
I'm gonna go check and see
where they're at. All right?
475
00:19:34,488 --> 00:19:35,721
I'll be right back.
476
00:19:36,356 --> 00:19:37,490
Hey!
477
00:19:37,557 --> 00:19:38,674
Hey, honey.
478
00:19:38,741 --> 00:19:39,841
What are you doing here?
479
00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:41,410
I got a guy to
take my 2nd route.
480
00:19:41,478 --> 00:19:43,579
I did have to promise him
I'd do his Christmas shift
481
00:19:43,646 --> 00:19:45,081
and name our first
kid after him.
482
00:19:45,148 --> 00:19:48,283
How do you feel about
umberto Heffernan?
483
00:19:48,351 --> 00:19:49,834
You did this for me?
484
00:19:49,902 --> 00:19:52,236
Well, look, you needed
an expert witness.
485
00:19:52,305 --> 00:19:54,306
Well, witness your expert
486
00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:56,975
witness.
487
00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:58,492
Look at you.
488
00:19:58,561 --> 00:20:00,194
You're in uniform
and everything.
489
00:20:00,262 --> 00:20:01,563
You look so friggin' real.
490
00:20:09,238 --> 00:20:10,704
I'm a person.
491
00:20:13,358 --> 00:20:15,091
Yes, you are.
492
00:20:15,159 --> 00:20:16,927
I... I didn't come to you.
You came to me.
493
00:20:16,995 --> 00:20:19,796
I did. I did. I came to you.
494
00:20:19,864 --> 00:20:22,132
Don't ever come to me again.
495
00:20:24,503 --> 00:20:25,769
I won't.
496
00:20:32,543 --> 00:20:34,176
See you at work, guy.
497
00:20:37,815 --> 00:20:39,415
Uh, 2-minute warning, Carrie.
498
00:20:39,483 --> 00:20:41,317
Oh, ok. Thank you.
499
00:20:41,385 --> 00:20:42,451
All right, honey.
500
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,720
You're gonna be great.
501
00:20:43,787 --> 00:20:46,523
Sorry you had to go through
all this craziness,
502
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:48,942
but I'm really glad
you're doin' this.
503
00:20:49,009 --> 00:20:50,875
Let's light this candle.
504
00:20:56,082 --> 00:20:58,900
All right, I think we're about
ready to get started here.
505
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,452
Have a seat.
506
00:21:02,622 --> 00:21:05,056
Please state your
name and occupation.
507
00:21:05,124 --> 00:21:07,643
Uh, Douglas Steven Heffernan.
508
00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:11,078
I deliver for international
parcel service.
509
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,680
Mr. Heffernan,
510
00:21:12,748 --> 00:21:14,815
is it your opinion that
the average driver
511
00:21:14,883 --> 00:21:17,668
makes on-time delivery
their top priority?
512
00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:19,603
Yes.
513
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,675
No further questions.
514
00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:35,301
There you go. That's my
home number and my e-mail.
515
00:21:35,369 --> 00:21:36,586
Great.
516
00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:40,740
You know what? I'm...
I'm off right now.
517
00:21:40,807 --> 00:21:42,441
Do you wanna go get
something to eat?
518
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,143
Yeah, I'd... I'd love that.
519
00:21:44,211 --> 00:21:45,328
Ok. Bye, guys.
520
00:21:45,395 --> 00:21:46,595
Enjoy your gas.
521
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:52,501
Ugh!
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00:21:52,568 --> 00:21:55,704
These things are brutal
when they wear off.
523
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:57,723
Hey, I get 2 refills. Cool.
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