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Oh, great.
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Oh. Ok.
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Cake.
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Yeah?
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Who is this?
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Hey, bud. That was my dog Allen.
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He just wanted to say hello.
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Here, it's for you, Arthur.
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A. Spooner speaking.
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Lillian?
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What's goin' on?
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Usually in the morning
you're a little like,
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"go away."
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I know, but I just
feel good today.
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I think that I am
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maybe ready to start
trying to have a baby.
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What?
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Yeah. Well, the
miscarriage was, like,
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4 months ago already.
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And the doctor said it
would be safe, right?
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So I... I guess I just woke up
this morning feeling ready.
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Are you?
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Not now, not now, stupid.
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You sure?
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No. I meant tonight
or something.
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Oh?
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I'll have you knocked
up and on the subway
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in, like, 10 minutes.
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Come on. We'll make
a night of it.
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We'll go to fiorello's
for dinner,
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get in the mood.
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Food and sex, those are
your favorites, right?
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Yeah. In... in that order, too.
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I'm glad you're feeling
ready, Carrie.
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Me, too.
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Good morning. Ok.
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Dad, what's with the pajamas?
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How come you're not dressed?
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Darling, if you can think of a
reason why I should get dressed,
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I'd be delighted to
know what it is.
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I got nothin'.
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Well, come on. At least walk
down to the senior center
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and play chess with Mickey.
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I'm afraid that's out
of the question.
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He moved to yonkers to
live with his daughter.
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Oh, I'm sorry, dad.
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He was your last real friend
around here, wasn't he?
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Yeah. Afraid so.
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Gonna miss that crazy lug,
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that silly laugh of his.
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The way his teeth would
come part of the way out.
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And that's gin. Ok.
See you tonight.
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Mmm-hmm. 8 o'clock, fiorello's?
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Actually, I'm heading out, too.
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Oh, ok. See you later, Arthur.
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Yeah, have a good day, dad.
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Yeah.
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You have a good day, too.
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I'll mind the store.
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So you've been wined and dined,
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all that,
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you, uh, you good to go?
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I am ready to get
back on the horse.
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Or, in this case,
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have the horse get back on you.
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Give it your best shot, Eddie.
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All right, break it up.
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We got big doings in here.
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What's goin' on, dad?
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Come on in. Hurry,
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on the double, chop-chop.
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Ta-da!
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What are you ta-daing about?
W-w-what is that?
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El backo,
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the new board game
you ordered for me
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on the interstate.
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Internet, dad.
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So, shall I set up
in here or in the...
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Or in the living room?
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Uh, dad, it's really late.
What are you still doing up?
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I napped for 6 hours. I'm
bursting with energy.
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Come on, one quick game.
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No, forget it, Arthur.
Not tonight.
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Yeah, maybe another time, dad.
Good night.
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Oh, that's just dandy, isn't it?
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I've been alone in this
house since 8 A.M.,
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and all I ask is
for a few moments
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of human interaction
when you come home,
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but apparently,
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that's more than you can spare.
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Good night.
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Ready to head up? Come on.
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7, 8, 9, and 10.
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Back to start.
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I have to go back
to start again?
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You landed on El backo.
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Now get goin', missy. Mush!
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8, 9, 10.
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I've landed on the alamo,
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which at the moment you're
defending, Douglas.
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So?
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Don't kill the messenger,
but I'm afraid
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you're out of the game!
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Well, that was fun, daddy.
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All right, well,
rematch next month.
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Don't try to duck us.
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Hey, wait! Wait, wait. What?
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Douglas is out,
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only Douglas.
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I won.
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Oh, good work. All
right, so, uh,
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can we get this sex
thing goin' now?
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It's late,
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so don't expect the
sports package.
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Yeah.
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Ok, get ready.
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This is gonna be hot.
Come on, baby.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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What? W-what is it?
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Nothin'. I just got a peso
from the game in my pocket.
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In your pocket. Did you cheat?
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Well, I'm here now, aren't I?
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You know what, honey? Honey?
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Would you mind
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if... if we didn't
do this tonight?
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3 hours as the El backo
banker has pretty much
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shut me down for the night.
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Oh, come on, keep the bank open,
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one more angry customer.
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Honey, look, if it was just sex,
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I would push through, ok?
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But we're trying to make a baby.
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I want it to be
special and wonderful
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and... and right.
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You wanna sneak one
in, in the morning?
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No, I don't wanna sneak one in.
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Our... our kid is
gonna ask me one day
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how he or she came to be,
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and I don't wanna say,
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"well, your dad had at me
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while I was brushin' my teeth."
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We need to set aside you
know, special time,
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without distractions.
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Without my father
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clawing at us for attention.
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When the hell is that
ever gonna happen?
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Ever since Mickey moved,
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your dad spends all day napping.
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By the time we come home,
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he's cocked and loaded.
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I know. I... I hate this.
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What are we gonna do?
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Hey, why don't we hire a nurse
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to come by during the day,
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spend time with him?
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You know how expensive
a private nurse is?
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Maybe your insurance
from work will cover it.
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No. They'll only cover
it if he's disabled.
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So I'll disable him.
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Ah, maybe we're... we're just
not meant to have a baby.
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Or actually,
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maybe we are meant
to have a baby.
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And my dad is our baby.
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The only difference is
we don't change him,
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yet.
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So, sex-wise,
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I'm definitely on my
own tonight, or...
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Yo, Spence!
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Sandwiches.
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Hey, who wants a
little side salad?
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Show of hands.
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Ok, more for me.
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Oh, this thing with Arthur
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is driving me nuts.
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Mmm. It's rough, huh?
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It's brutal. I'll have to
drive him out to the woods
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if I'm ever gonna get any
more schnick schnack.
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Yo, Spence. Someone's here.
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Oh.
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Fellas, prepare to
meet the new lady
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in my life.
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W-what? You... you
got a girlfriend?
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Dog Walker
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but things are brewing.
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Hey, Holly.
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Oh, hey. I didn't
know you were home.
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Oh, yeah. I just rolled
in a few minutes ago
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and grabbed somethin' to eat.
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Oh, yeah. Ok, no! Cupcake, no.
Cupcake, no!
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Sit!
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A few minutes ago from work.
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So, uh, how was my little
Allen's walk today?
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Oh, it was great.
It's weird, though.
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Both the male and female dogs
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like to hump him.
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Kind of like you, Spence.
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It's a... it's a couple
of blue-collar guys
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I hang out with.
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You know, just keepin' it real.
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Uh, you know, I was
wonderin' some night
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if maybe you're free...
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Cupcake, cupcake! Sit! Sit! Sit!
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Listen, you know,
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I better get this one home.
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He just had a long day. Oh, ok.
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I will see you Thursday, Allen.
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Mmm, I love you.
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I love you, Allen. I miss you.
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I'll see you soon.
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Oh, hey. Yeah, um, it's thur...
Thursday it is.
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Yeah, she's way into you.
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So, uh, when did you hire
a dog Walker anyway?
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Uh, about a week ago.
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Allen was going crazy
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being cooped up while
I was at work,
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and now he's so tired
out from the walk,
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he just sleeps straight
through until morning.
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Hey.
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Come on, sweetie. I'm
tryin' to work here.
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I was thinkin' maybe
you'd knock off.
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I was thinkin' maybe you
and I head upstairs.
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I think my boys are in the mood
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for a little egg hunt.
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I can't. My dad's home,
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and I promised him
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that El backo grudge
match at high noon.
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Oh, I wouldn't worry
too much about that.
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Arthur!
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What's going on?
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You just sit back, relax,
and enjoy the show.
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Yes, Douglas.
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Come here,
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there's someone who
wants to meet you.
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Hey, Holly. Hello.
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Arthur, this is, uh, Holly.
She's a friend of Spence's.
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How do you do?
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Uh, Holly's writing a
paper on world war ii,
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and she wanted to speak
to someone who was there.
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Right?
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Right. Yes, yes, I... I do.
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Well, uh, are you interested
in the real story
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or just the patriotic crap
they want you to believe?
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Um, the first one. Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, a fellow skeptic.
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Well, let me just take
my kettle off the stove,
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and we'll get to it.
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Ok, Spence says you get
10 bucks a day, right?
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What? No, it's fine. It's fine.
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Hi. Listen, can we talk about
something for a second?
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Here is $30 advance
for the first week,
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and you'll come by every
Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
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And, if you could,
do me a favor,
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really wear him out.
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What? No, it's fine. It's fine.
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Ok, so are we all set here?
Well, I-it's just...
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W-what's the matter?
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I... I just don't usually
do this with people.
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Hey, look, you do it with dogs,
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you can do it with people.
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It's fine.
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I'm all set. Shall
we talk in here
262
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,859
or in the kitchen?
263
00:11:35,927 --> 00:11:39,194
Would... would you
like to go for a walk?
264
00:11:39,261 --> 00:11:41,161
A walk? Fabulous idea.
265
00:11:41,228 --> 00:11:42,329
See you later, kids.
266
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,862
All right. Well, you
guys have a good time.
267
00:11:50,216 --> 00:11:53,017
What is she doing to
my father for $10?
268
00:11:53,085 --> 00:11:55,501
She's walkin' him.
She's a dog Walker.
269
00:11:56,436 --> 00:11:57,969
A d-dog Walker?
270
00:11:58,638 --> 00:12:00,070
A dog Walker?
271
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,203
Yeah. You hired a dog Walker
272
00:12:01,271 --> 00:12:02,854
to walk my father?
273
00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:06,056
I thought you'd be happy.
274
00:12:06,141 --> 00:12:08,724
My... my father is not a dog.
275
00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:11,492
I know he's not a dog.
He's a human being
276
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,060
who needs walking
277
00:12:15,461 --> 00:12:17,177
and who possibly has fleas.
278
00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:19,529
You are talking
279
00:12:19,597 --> 00:12:21,397
like this is a
normal thing to do.
280
00:12:21,464 --> 00:12:22,997
I know it seems weird,
281
00:12:23,064 --> 00:12:25,465
but think about it. This
solves all our problems.
282
00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:27,232
I mean, he... He's
out getting exercise
283
00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:28,400
and getting companionship.
284
00:12:28,467 --> 00:12:29,900
I mean, it's like
we hired a nurse
285
00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:32,818
without all the book learnin's.
286
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,686
And take a look around.
287
00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,052
He's gone.
288
00:12:36,821 --> 00:12:38,320
He's gone.
289
00:12:43,824 --> 00:12:45,074
The entire war effort,
290
00:12:45,141 --> 00:12:47,007
every dollar spent
and every life lost
291
00:12:47,076 --> 00:12:48,408
was orchestrated
292
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,642
by the international
can goods industry.
293
00:12:50,710 --> 00:12:52,377
That's a fact.
294
00:12:52,445 --> 00:12:54,378
Yeah, I think I heard that.
295
00:12:55,062 --> 00:12:56,812
Oh, hey, Holly.
296
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:57,912
Day off, today?
297
00:12:57,980 --> 00:12:59,547
Um, not exactly.
298
00:13:19,106 --> 00:13:21,407
Holly, hello. Good to see you.
299
00:13:21,474 --> 00:13:22,973
Hi, Arthur. Ready
to go for a walk?
300
00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:24,275
You bet.
301
00:13:24,343 --> 00:13:25,242
Hey.
302
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,376
Douglas, see you in 2 hours.
303
00:13:27,444 --> 00:13:29,110
Holly and I are off for a walk.
304
00:13:29,178 --> 00:13:31,728
Wow. Are you? That's so nice.
305
00:13:31,796 --> 00:13:32,996
Here you go.
306
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,930
How's everything goin' with him?
307
00:13:34,997 --> 00:13:36,581
Oh, it's great. It was a
little weird at first,
308
00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:37,747
but I gotta say,
309
00:13:37,815 --> 00:13:39,915
Arthur is such a
pleasure to walk.
310
00:13:39,982 --> 00:13:42,417
I think he and ranger
are my favorites.
311
00:13:43,918 --> 00:13:45,635
Holly, are you comin'?
312
00:13:45,702 --> 00:13:47,085
I'm comin'. Bye.
313
00:13:47,152 --> 00:13:48,752
All right. Bye-bye.
314
00:13:52,738 --> 00:13:54,154
Carrie!
315
00:13:54,156 --> 00:13:55,839
Hey, Carrie. He's gone.
316
00:13:55,906 --> 00:13:57,023
He's gone.
317
00:13:57,091 --> 00:13:58,490
Great. Bye.
318
00:13:59,658 --> 00:14:01,358
Whoa, whoa, hey,
where you goin'?
319
00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:02,659
Spinning class.
320
00:14:02,726 --> 00:14:03,876
Your father's out
gettin' walked.
321
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,477
I know, that's why
I'm going now.
322
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,744
Last time he was out, you
went to the book club thing.
323
00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:09,763
Yes, and I asked you to
come with me to that.
324
00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:12,263
But you said you didn't
feel like putting shoes on.
325
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,013
What's all this going
out stuff anyway?
326
00:14:14,081 --> 00:14:15,697
I thought you wanted
to have a baby.
327
00:14:15,699 --> 00:14:16,998
I do, and we've tried.
328
00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:19,433
It's just that I'm not
ovulating this week.
329
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,367
You aren't, or you won't?
330
00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:28,904
Yeah, Doug. You caught me.
I'm holding my eggs in.
331
00:14:30,806 --> 00:14:32,472
Can I get to spinning now?
332
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,139
If I'm late, all the good
bikes will be taken.
333
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,123
What... what?
334
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,674
You spin on bikes?
335
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,958
Yeah. What'd you think, we
just stand on the floor
336
00:14:39,026 --> 00:14:41,493
and just spin around?
337
00:14:41,561 --> 00:14:43,343
As a matter of fact, I did, yeah.
Ok?
338
00:14:43,411 --> 00:14:44,661
Look, the point is,
339
00:14:44,729 --> 00:14:46,396
I paid for this
no-Arthur time, ok?
340
00:14:46,463 --> 00:14:49,496
I don't think you should be cashin'
in on it for other things.
341
00:14:49,564 --> 00:14:51,648
Doug, I finally
have some free time
342
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,415
and I am just
trying to enjoy it.
343
00:14:53,483 --> 00:14:55,349
I mean, I'm... I'm
reading again.
344
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:56,867
I'm exercising.
345
00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:58,000
I don't read or exercise.
346
00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:00,018
Where does that leave me?
347
00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:03,369
Here. Have a party.
348
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,471
I paid for the time!
349
00:15:19,477 --> 00:15:21,578
Oh, hey, Spence.
Sorry, I'm late.
350
00:15:21,645 --> 00:15:23,595
I ran long with Arthur.
351
00:15:23,663 --> 00:15:25,513
What a shock.
352
00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,363
Oh, did Allen make
on the rug again?
353
00:15:27,381 --> 00:15:28,914
Yeah. Yeah.
354
00:15:28,982 --> 00:15:31,249
It kind of forms a pattern
from the other day.
355
00:15:31,316 --> 00:15:33,516
It looks like Florida
356
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:36,084
if Florida were
made out of urine.
357
00:15:37,685 --> 00:15:40,186
Hey, Spence, can I talk
to you about something?
358
00:15:40,254 --> 00:15:41,770
Yeah, what?
359
00:15:41,838 --> 00:15:43,220
Well, it's just that I've been
tryin' to walk, you know,
360
00:15:43,288 --> 00:15:44,755
Allen and Arthur
on the same day,
361
00:15:44,822 --> 00:15:46,721
and it just hasn't
really been working out
362
00:15:46,789 --> 00:15:48,890
and... and I feel like I
need to make a choice.
363
00:15:48,957 --> 00:15:50,258
And you're choosing Arthur.
364
00:15:50,326 --> 00:15:51,642
Well, it's a lot of things.
365
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:53,542
I mean, uh, he lives
closer to my house.
366
00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:55,811
Uh, he's a person.
367
00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:57,660
He's also an unwitting pawn
368
00:15:57,728 --> 00:16:00,729
in... in Doug and Carrie's
sick little charade.
369
00:16:00,797 --> 00:16:02,380
Yeah. Anyway, um,
370
00:16:03,748 --> 00:16:06,047
here's a number of
another dog Walker.
371
00:16:06,516 --> 00:16:07,682
Chuck.
372
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,216
Yeah. He's great.
373
00:16:09,283 --> 00:16:11,317
He's really cute, too. I
don't know if you're gay,
374
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:13,067
but if you are, he is super.
375
00:16:13,135 --> 00:16:14,234
Bye, Allen.
376
00:16:19,122 --> 00:16:22,706
Hey. How was spinning?
377
00:16:24,257 --> 00:16:27,507
Great. I feel happy,
healthy, and more alive.
378
00:16:27,575 --> 00:16:30,142
How was sitting on
the couch rotting?
379
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,827
I'll let you know when I'm done.
380
00:16:35,312 --> 00:16:37,095
Hey, dad, how was
your walk with Holly?
381
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,462
Not so good.
382
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,613
I got a little
problem on my hands.
383
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,198
What?
384
00:16:42,265 --> 00:16:44,699
I think I may have to tell her
not to come by here any more.
385
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:47,482
What? Why?
386
00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:49,884
Because she's falling
for me, that's why.
387
00:16:51,085 --> 00:16:55,320
Holly? No, no. Dad, no.
388
00:16:55,388 --> 00:16:58,004
Of course, she is. Why else
would she insist on seeing me
389
00:16:58,072 --> 00:17:00,039
every single Tuesday,
Thursday, and Saturday?
390
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,522
She's obsessed.
391
00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:03,207
She's working on that paper.
392
00:17:03,274 --> 00:17:04,807
It's that paper.
393
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,792
Oh, please, there's no paper.
394
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,292
Of course, there's the paper.
395
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,793
There is no paper.
396
00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:12,561
Her questions about the
war are ludicrous.
397
00:17:12,628 --> 00:17:13,795
The other day,
398
00:17:13,863 --> 00:17:15,629
she actually asked me who won.
399
00:17:18,498 --> 00:17:20,831
She's learning.
400
00:17:20,899 --> 00:17:24,199
Oh, how did I let
things get so far?
401
00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:26,434
I'm 50 years older
than that girl.
402
00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:28,201
It could never work out
403
00:17:29,102 --> 00:17:30,735
or could it?
404
00:17:32,121 --> 00:17:34,454
I'm so confused.
405
00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:36,572
Ok, dad, look, I... I don't
know what's going on,
406
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,606
but I don't think you
should do anything hasty
407
00:17:38,674 --> 00:17:40,774
like... like tell her not
to come by here any more.
408
00:17:40,841 --> 00:17:41,840
Definitely don't do that.
409
00:17:41,908 --> 00:17:43,525
Oh, I don't know
about that, car.
410
00:17:43,592 --> 00:17:45,592
You know, maybe he
should end it with her.
411
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:46,810
I don't think
412
00:17:46,878 --> 00:17:49,577
this arrangement's doing
anyone any good here.
413
00:17:57,065 --> 00:17:58,131
What is going on?
414
00:17:58,199 --> 00:17:59,898
Why are you telling
him to end this?
415
00:17:59,966 --> 00:18:02,000
Well, maybe if this whole
deal were working out
416
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:03,301
more the way I hoped it would,
417
00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:05,702
my advice would be a
little different.
418
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,203
Fine. What do you want?
419
00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:11,404
You can keep the spinning,
but lose the book club
420
00:18:11,472 --> 00:18:12,505
and replace it
421
00:18:12,572 --> 00:18:15,573
with more sex and T.V. With me.
422
00:18:15,641 --> 00:18:17,940
Ok, but I'm spinning
Tuesday and Saturday,
423
00:18:18,008 --> 00:18:19,475
and for the sex
thing to work out,
424
00:18:19,543 --> 00:18:20,908
there are a few
pair of underwear
425
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:23,276
I'm gonna need you
to get rid of.
426
00:18:23,344 --> 00:18:24,594
Done.
427
00:18:24,662 --> 00:18:26,411
Now, was that so hard? Hmm?
428
00:18:26,479 --> 00:18:28,028
Ok. All right.
429
00:18:28,096 --> 00:18:31,463
What are we gonna tell my dad to
get him back on board with this?
430
00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:33,147
I just want you to know, Holly,
431
00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:34,648
that I'm honored
that you regard me
432
00:18:34,716 --> 00:18:36,716
as the father you never had.
433
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,451
But I have a father.
434
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,335
They told me you'd say that.
435
00:18:41,985 --> 00:18:44,035
Oh, hello.
436
00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:45,452
Hello, Spence.
437
00:18:45,521 --> 00:18:47,353
Hi, Spence. W-what
are you doing here?
438
00:18:47,421 --> 00:18:50,639
Oh, I'm just, uh,
walking my dog myself.
439
00:18:50,707 --> 00:18:53,106
So, you 2 have struck
up quite a friendship,
440
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,506
haven't you?
441
00:18:54,574 --> 00:18:56,340
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
442
00:18:56,408 --> 00:18:58,141
It's a bit odd,
though, isn't it?
443
00:18:58,209 --> 00:19:01,143
It's just a bit odd.
444
00:19:01,211 --> 00:19:02,677
Spence, don't.
445
00:19:02,745 --> 00:19:04,277
I'm a father figure
to this girl,
446
00:19:04,345 --> 00:19:05,378
that's all.
447
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,730
Oh, I see.
448
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,480
And I suppose she
needs a father figure
449
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,415
at exactly 2 P.M.
450
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,049
Every Tuesday, Thursday,
and Saturday,
451
00:19:13,116 --> 00:19:15,616
right here in this park.
Is that it?
452
00:19:15,684 --> 00:19:17,401
What are you driving at, son?
453
00:19:17,469 --> 00:19:18,951
Oh, for... Arthur,
454
00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:20,618
don't you see what's going on?
455
00:19:20,686 --> 00:19:23,054
I mean, for God's
sakes, look around you.
456
00:19:35,343 --> 00:19:37,560
I still don't know
what your point is.
457
00:19:37,628 --> 00:19:38,810
What are you, blind?
458
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,211
This is a dog park.
459
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,845
She's been walking
you for money.
460
00:19:42,914 --> 00:19:44,313
She's a pro.
461
00:19:46,865 --> 00:19:48,565
Arthur, can I explain?
462
00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:51,565
No!
463
00:19:52,801 --> 00:19:54,134
No! Arthur.
464
00:19:54,202 --> 00:19:55,234
Arthur!
465
00:19:55,302 --> 00:19:56,368
Rascal!
466
00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:57,502
Arthur! Rascal!
467
00:19:57,569 --> 00:19:59,069
Arthur! Rascal!
468
00:20:03,606 --> 00:20:05,989
Dad, you're late.
Dinner's on the table.
469
00:20:06,858 --> 00:20:08,708
Why's my food here?
470
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,857
What do you mean?
471
00:20:19,246 --> 00:20:21,546
Why isn't it there?
472
00:20:21,614 --> 00:20:23,380
That's where you want me to eat.
473
00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:24,881
Isn't it?
474
00:20:24,948 --> 00:20:26,265
Isn't it?
475
00:20:46,108 --> 00:20:48,275
Well, we had a nice ride.
476
00:20:49,677 --> 00:20:52,311
How long do you think
he'll stay mad at us?
477
00:20:52,378 --> 00:20:54,461
3,4 hours.
478
00:20:54,529 --> 00:20:55,779
Oh, I can spin.
479
00:21:07,335 --> 00:21:08,518
Hi, Arthur.
480
00:21:08,585 --> 00:21:10,501
Hello. You're looking well.
481
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,219
So are you.
482
00:21:13,287 --> 00:21:16,071
Listen, I'm... I'm really
sorry about everything.
483
00:21:16,139 --> 00:21:18,039
Oh, no need to
apologize, my dear.
484
00:21:18,107 --> 00:21:21,307
We all have to make a
living, I suppose,
485
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:24,425
not me personally,
but most people.
486
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,475
I... I... I swear that it
wasn't just about the money.
487
00:21:26,543 --> 00:21:29,144
I mean, I really enjoyed
talking with you,
488
00:21:29,212 --> 00:21:31,795
learning about buzz
bombs and trench foot.
489
00:21:31,862 --> 00:21:33,161
Trench foot, yes.
490
00:21:33,229 --> 00:21:34,928
The scourge of the
European battlefield.
491
00:21:34,996 --> 00:21:36,896
That was quite a time.
492
00:21:38,182 --> 00:21:39,882
Hey, listen, um,
493
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:43,851
would you wanna take
a walk with me?
494
00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:46,134
Are you throwing me a freebie?
495
00:21:47,253 --> 00:21:48,294
Of course.
496
00:21:48,319 --> 00:21:49,669
Then I'd like that.
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