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- [screaming]
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[door thuds]
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- Party's over, ski�ata killer.
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[knife clatters]
no blood or candy
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Will be spilled today.
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[dramatic music]
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[both screaming]
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[door thuds]
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- Drop the spoon,
mary choppins.
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[spoon clinks]
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You're supercalifragilistic-
expialidoc-under arrest.
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?
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- [screaming]
[door thuds]
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Cos-slayer, put your paw-
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[yawns]
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Wow, sorry. Long week.
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You know what? Book yourself.
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Wait, is this the same place?
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Maybe we should arrest
this warehouse.
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?
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[groans]
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Aw, come on. Are you serious?
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Kobe.
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Barkley.
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[exciting music]
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? ?
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[shattering]
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[bell rings]
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- Stan the man,
what is the plan?
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Harassin' ducks at the pond?
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Huh?
Internet porn at the library?
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Cap the night
with some light arson?
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- If it isn't stan,
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Who wears a cape
in an obvious attempt
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To fly away
from his broken home.
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- Hey, why don't you
lay off him?
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[dramatic music]
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- It's zephyr.
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The most beautifully damaged
kid in the eighth grade.
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- Yo, tyge, your lips
are pretty chapped.
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Is that from your dad's
mouth-kisses
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Or your mom's breastfeeding?
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- I haven't touched
mother's milk in a year
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And you know it!
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Come on, boys.
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- Whoa.
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Is that you riding
a demonic snake
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That's eating grimsburg?
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- Oh, yeah, it's just a drawing
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And not a prophetic vision
I keep having.
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- You're pretty different,
aren't you?
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- Me? Heh. Nah.
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Just the normal amount
of different.
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- [sighs] that's too bad.
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? ?
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- Wow, that is one
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Hot, brooding
25-year-old-looking tween.
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- [slurps]
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[gulps] ugh.
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I hate this flavor.
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- You okay?
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Lookin' a little tired.
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- Oof. I just need to get
to the weekend.
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And look,
it's already hump day.
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- If by hump day you mean
the second hump on the camel,
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Then yeah,
because it's Thursday.
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[dramatic music]
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- [groans] marcia gay harden!
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The grimsburg
miniature competition.
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There's not much time
to make not much of a room.
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[light classical music]
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- Mr. Flute.
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After your award-winning
cottagecore mudroom last year,
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I'm eager to see what's next.
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- Well, jebediah,
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I thought I'd go
in a different direction-
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A real back-to-basics
scandinavian kitchenette.
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- Well, the stools
are a bit rickety.
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The fridge door
won't fully close.
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And this knife...
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Huh.
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Is this...
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A toy?
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- I was out of time,
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And I may have borrowed it
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From my son's barbie dream
investment property.
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[all gasping]
- judas!
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- Come on, jebi d.
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It was one little mistake.
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- In our tiny community,
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Little mistakes are huge.
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You are...
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Disqualified.
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- How dare you?
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Ahh!
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[grunting]
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After all I've given
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To the mature amateur
miniaturists,
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This is like a to-scale knife
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In my full-sized back.
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Wish I could return the favor.
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? ?
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[bottles clattering]
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[snoring]
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[notification chimes]
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[dramatic music]
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? ?
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- Weird.
I was just here yesterday.
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? ?
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[gasps]
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- This was found on his body.
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- Sharp enough for what?
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[all gasping]
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Like cashmere in the dryer,
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It's time for my crime mind
to get shrunk.
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[suspenseful music]
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? ?
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But who could have done this?
[whistles]
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?
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Brown hair.
Too coarse for the head.
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Too straight for a pube.
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More like a mustache.
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This is like a to-scale knife
in my full-sized back.
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Wish I could return the favor.
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[gasps]
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This means the killer is...
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Me?
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- I'm sorry, flute.
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[handcuffs click]
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Run!
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- Hey!
- Oh!
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- [groans]
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- [panting]
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Gotta find a disguise.
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?
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[grunts, groans]
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? ?
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Ugh.
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- We got ourselves a fugitive.
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I want you checking
every warehouse, farmhouse,
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Henhouse, outhouse, whorehouse,
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"full house," "fuller house,"
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House of pancakes,
"the haunting of hill house."
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That covers
single-family dwellings.
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Now let's move to apartments:
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"the apartment,"
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Apartment 23, where the b
should not be trusted.
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- I think we're good, sir.
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- Summers, you're with me.
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- Let's go prove
flute's innocence, sir.
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- No. Flute's a murder suspect.
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We gotta do our jobs
and track him down.
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- But flute would never kill.
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And I'd know.
He's my best friend.
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That's what
this friendship bracelet means.
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- What does that one mean?
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- Oh, that's the one
I made flute.
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But he said it meant nothing
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And he'd kill me if I tried
to give it to him again.
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? ?
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[water running]
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[somber music]
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- The only person
who believes in you is I, me.
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What is us gonna do?
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? ?
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Wide-ruled lines.
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Residue from a scented eraser.
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Written with...
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A jelly-grip jellyjoy gel pen
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You'd find in a middle school?
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Pentos.
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- Do you mind?
I'm kind of pee shy.
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- Oh, I'm the opposite.
Very peesuadable.
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If I even think about-move!
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I'm also easily impooenced,
so please move!
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Ah-
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[locker rattles]
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- "have lunch with us?
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Class pet cemetery.
Zephyr."
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- Uh, euphori-yeah!
- I don't know.
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I'm dealing
with my dad being a killer.
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- Forget about your dad.
He's gone.
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Who knows the next time
you'll see him?
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[suspenseful music]
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? ?
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- Why are you framing me?
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- I-I am ashamed to admit
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I frame so many I cannot
put a name to your face.
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- It's me. Flute.
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And I found this
at the crime scene.
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- I couldn't have done it,
marvin.
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I was at show choir last night.
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Did I get the solo?
No. Thank you for asking.
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I am no longer doing
show choir.
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But you have been set up.
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And whoever did it forgot
to check their work.
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- This isn't just
a hilarious "69" joke
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I don't understand.
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It's a secret code.
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And it may be the key
to keeping me out of prison.
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But it's still funny.
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[chuckles]
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69. [chuckles]
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- And I shan't let someone else
ruin the life
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Of my nemesis-cum-prot�g�.
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After all, what is a cat
with no mouse?
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Would you watch a show
called "tom"?
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No. I need my jerry.
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You may bunk with me
while you clear your name.
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- Then it looks like
I'm going undercover
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In the most cutthroat
and lawless world
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Known to man...
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Middle school.
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- Hey look,
it's ron obese-sley.
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[laughter]
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- Crack the code,
solve the case, clear my name.
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3-5-0-1-6-9. Ha.
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[computer beeps]
uh-oh.
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[door opens]
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- [sobbing]
- immediately no.
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[register beeping]
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Does this mean anything to you?
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Well, I don't know
how to void this,
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So blame it on inflation, kid.
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Has to be someone
who blends in.
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Someone creepy-looking.
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Someone like...
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?
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That creep.
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- Um, you sure
we should pursue flute
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On an empty stomach?
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We could stop
at cheesecake factory.
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- Hey, just because
flute's your friend
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Doesn't mean you gotta believe
he's innocent.
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- Yeah. That's a good point.
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Let me turn on the radio.
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[upbeat music]
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? believe in people sometimes ?
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? when they're your friends ?
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? believe in your friends
until the end ?
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? sometimes
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- Damn.
Music's really good these days.
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But we can't listen
to the radio right now.
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We have to find flute.
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[suspenseful music]
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- Remember, they like weird,
but don't be too weird,
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'cause that's just weird.
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- Oh, hey, stan. You made it.
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Welcome to the trauma club,
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A group of everyday
american teens
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But with incredibly dramatic
and horrific backstories.
252
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That's kyler.
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He's only 12
but already has face tattoos
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And severe anger problems.
255
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Stitney's an ex-pageant star
who was pushed to her limit
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And now she can't stop
scream-crying.
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- I'm happy!
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- And that's renee.
She's just really tall.
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So tall we could never, like,
actually hear her backstory,
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But she sounds
really traumatized.
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- [mumbles indistinctly]
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- So what's your damage,
cape boy?
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- Um, uh, well...
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My dad abandoned me today.
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For a second time.
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Because he murdered someone.
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- Whoa. Trauma-rama.
268
00:09:56,636 --> 00:09:58,427
- Epic sadness!
269
00:09:58,471 --> 00:10:00,638
- [mumbles indistinctly]
270
00:10:00,807 --> 00:10:03,474
- Let's get this kid
some eyeliner.
271
00:10:03,601 --> 00:10:04,809
- It's a low bar,
272
00:10:04,936 --> 00:10:07,103
But I've never been
more proud of him.
273
00:10:07,605 --> 00:10:08,980
No, stay! Bad!
274
00:10:09,107 --> 00:10:10,189
Back to hell.
275
00:10:13,270 --> 00:10:16,113
- Ahh!
[handcuffs clicking]
276
00:10:16,114 --> 00:10:19,323
No, I'll never go back
to my job on wall street!
277
00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:20,533
- Oh, yes, you will.
278
00:10:20,535 --> 00:10:21,617
You-wait, what?
279
00:10:21,703 --> 00:10:23,202
- Aren't you from the irs?
280
00:10:23,288 --> 00:10:24,996
- Me? No, I'm marvin flute,
281
00:10:24,997 --> 00:10:27,082
Undercover detective
trying to clear his name.
282
00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:28,416
And you didn't frame me?
283
00:10:28,459 --> 00:10:29,917
- No. My name's cal.
284
00:10:29,918 --> 00:10:32,045
I've been hidin' out here
ever since I walked away
285
00:10:32,046 --> 00:10:33,714
From making millions
on wall street.
286
00:10:33,715 --> 00:10:34,923
- You walked away
from the heady thrill
287
00:10:34,924 --> 00:10:37,091
Of gambling
with people's life savings
288
00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:38,593
For...This?
289
00:10:38,636 --> 00:10:40,887
- Here's the thing
about cleaning up vomit,
290
00:10:40,889 --> 00:10:45,224
Once the sawdust dries
and the dust pan's full...
291
00:10:45,226 --> 00:10:46,434
You're done.
292
00:10:46,603 --> 00:10:47,727
No more vomit.
293
00:10:47,770 --> 00:10:49,228
- You're not haunted by it,
294
00:10:49,229 --> 00:10:52,024
Replaying it in your mind
night after sleepless night,
295
00:10:52,025 --> 00:10:54,525
Agonizing over some clue
you might have missed
296
00:10:54,526 --> 00:10:55,861
Until you can't take it anymore
297
00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:57,487
And you rush out of bed
to the crime scene
298
00:10:57,488 --> 00:10:58,739
In your t-shirt and boxers.
299
00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,782
But you find nothing
except a cold breeze.
300
00:11:00,783 --> 00:11:02,366
And that's when you realize
301
00:11:02,367 --> 00:11:03,869
You popped out of your boxers
a little.
302
00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:05,787
It's probably not
indecent exposure,
303
00:11:05,788 --> 00:11:07,039
Since it was clearly
an accident,
304
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,041
And the uniform on duty
didn't see anything...
305
00:11:09,042 --> 00:11:11,584
Or maybe just pretended
not to see anything.
306
00:11:11,711 --> 00:11:13,502
- There's none of that.
307
00:11:13,588 --> 00:11:16,380
No agonizing, no insomnia,
no haunting.
308
00:11:16,382 --> 00:11:18,341
Uh, except for the ghost
upstairs.
309
00:11:18,342 --> 00:11:19,635
[ceiling panel squeaks]
310
00:11:19,636 --> 00:11:21,511
Let me show you
what my nights are like.
311
00:11:21,512 --> 00:11:23,346
[mellow acoustic music]
312
00:11:23,348 --> 00:11:24,472
- Whoa.
313
00:11:24,599 --> 00:11:27,475
? ?
314
00:11:27,476 --> 00:11:29,228
Pretty nice man-roof
you've got.
315
00:11:29,229 --> 00:11:30,645
- Not just me.
316
00:11:30,647 --> 00:11:32,647
All of us janitors
have run away
317
00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:34,649
From our high-stress jobs-
318
00:11:34,692 --> 00:11:36,943
Brain surgeons,
corporate execs-
319
00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:38,236
Even prince philip.
320
00:11:38,404 --> 00:11:39,654
- But look at me now.
321
00:11:39,656 --> 00:11:41,989
I flat-mopped a diarrhea,
I did.
322
00:11:42,116 --> 00:11:43,616
Pip, pip!
323
00:11:43,618 --> 00:11:45,868
- See? None of us have
a care in the world.
324
00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:49,372
And we get a solid ten hours
of sleep every night.
325
00:11:49,499 --> 00:11:50,748
- Ten?
326
00:11:50,749 --> 00:11:51,875
They make that many
hours of sleep?
327
00:11:51,876 --> 00:11:53,501
- You could have it too, flute.
328
00:11:53,503 --> 00:12:00,466
?
329
00:12:00,510 --> 00:12:02,718
- You know,
this gas station has beer
330
00:12:02,804 --> 00:12:04,220
That can be stolen.
331
00:12:04,264 --> 00:12:06,013
- Oh. Uh, okay.
332
00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:08,224
Then allow me.
333
00:12:09,936 --> 00:12:12,728
- Now we're cookin'
with felonies, baby.
334
00:12:12,729 --> 00:12:14,564
Wait, I didn't
have to convince you.
335
00:12:14,565 --> 00:12:16,941
I mean, isn't that my whole...
[bell dings]
336
00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:18,109
Job?
337
00:12:18,236 --> 00:12:21,529
[soft dramatic music]
338
00:12:21,656 --> 00:12:23,072
[bottles clinking]
339
00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:25,491
- Goin' somewhere, kid?
340
00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:30,705
?
341
00:12:30,748 --> 00:12:33,416
- Yeah, I'm gonna walk
right out that door,
342
00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:35,376
And you're gonna let me.
343
00:12:35,503 --> 00:12:37,336
- Oh, yeah?
And why would I do that?
344
00:12:37,463 --> 00:12:39,588
- Because you're safe.
345
00:12:39,632 --> 00:12:41,424
And I'm chaos, baby.
346
00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:43,259
I've been abandoned, kidnapped.
347
00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:44,803
I'm screwed up beyond belief.
348
00:12:44,804 --> 00:12:48,889
Now get out of my way
before I prove it to ya.
349
00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:51,226
[door opens]
[bell dings]
350
00:12:51,227 --> 00:12:53,102
- Take me with you.
351
00:12:53,229 --> 00:12:54,520
- Party at my house!
352
00:12:54,522 --> 00:12:56,272
[all cheering]
- let's get wasted.
353
00:12:56,274 --> 00:12:57,398
[dramatic music]
354
00:12:58,284 --> 00:13:00,743
- "reba mcentire red."
355
00:13:00,744 --> 00:13:01,912
Flute always said
356
00:13:01,913 --> 00:13:03,621
She has the best hair
in country.
357
00:13:03,664 --> 00:13:04,714
Ah, there's a print.
358
00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:07,041
Go ahead and scan it,
see if we can get an id.
359
00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:08,334
- Oh, I'd love to,
360
00:13:08,503 --> 00:13:11,337
But my scanner hasn't worked
since the last update.
361
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:13,923
- Listen, I know
this is hard for you.
362
00:13:13,924 --> 00:13:16,259
But you don't always know
people as well as you think.
363
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:17,968
I used to have a partner too.
364
00:13:17,969 --> 00:13:19,096
We were close.
365
00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:20,346
Really close.
366
00:13:20,347 --> 00:13:22,516
Didn't just work together.
We lived together.
367
00:13:22,517 --> 00:13:24,225
Even slept in the same bed.
368
00:13:24,227 --> 00:13:25,684
Showered together too.
369
00:13:25,686 --> 00:13:29,105
Turns out he was gay
the whole time.
370
00:13:29,232 --> 00:13:30,773
You think you know someone.
371
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,233
- Um, yeah.
372
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,401
But it kind of seems
like you did know.
373
00:13:34,403 --> 00:13:37,738
- Ask yourself, how well
do you really know flute?
374
00:13:37,824 --> 00:13:40,282
? ?
375
00:13:40,326 --> 00:13:41,992
[scanner trills]
376
00:13:42,161 --> 00:13:44,120
- Match found. Marvin flute.
377
00:13:44,163 --> 00:13:45,996
- Let's bust a flute.
378
00:13:46,124 --> 00:13:47,248
- Seriously?
379
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:50,251
[mellow music]
380
00:13:50,336 --> 00:13:53,254
? ?
381
00:13:53,381 --> 00:13:55,673
- You're almost one of us.
382
00:13:55,674 --> 00:13:57,968
Meet me at school tomorrow
and let's finish it.
383
00:13:57,969 --> 00:14:01,220
- Is it a medical condition
to spin that much?
384
00:14:01,347 --> 00:14:03,931
Stan, this party's getting
a little out of hand.
385
00:14:03,932 --> 00:14:05,058
Somebody's gonna end up
sleeping
386
00:14:05,059 --> 00:14:06,518
With their best friend's
ex-boyfriend
387
00:14:06,519 --> 00:14:08,770
And then get blackmailed
into writing a play about it.
388
00:14:08,771 --> 00:14:11,064
- But you're always telling me
to do stuff like this.
389
00:14:11,065 --> 00:14:12,857
"embrace the chaos"?
390
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,316
- Yeah, the fun chaos.
391
00:14:14,443 --> 00:14:15,734
This is dark chaos.
392
00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:18,696
Look around-no kids' lives
should be this dramatic.
393
00:14:20,658 --> 00:14:23,117
- You're just jealous
that I have real friends
394
00:14:23,244 --> 00:14:25,244
And don't need you anymore.
395
00:14:25,371 --> 00:14:27,371
Come to think of it,
if I imagined you,
396
00:14:27,498 --> 00:14:30,124
I could easily un-imagine you.
397
00:14:30,251 --> 00:14:32,209
- Wait, stanny,
let's talk about this.
398
00:14:32,336 --> 00:14:39,592
? ?
399
00:14:42,388 --> 00:14:45,222
[serene music]
400
00:14:45,349 --> 00:14:48,392
[soft vocalizing]
401
00:14:48,561 --> 00:14:55,357
? ?
402
00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:01,238
- Marvin!
403
00:15:01,239 --> 00:15:03,450
Hate to interrupt
your dreamy bag reverie,
404
00:15:03,451 --> 00:15:04,743
But it's only a matter of time
405
00:15:04,744 --> 00:15:07,536
Before the manhunt
turns into manfound.
406
00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:10,456
You must get back
to clearing your name.
407
00:15:10,499 --> 00:15:13,250
- Or I could just change it
408
00:15:13,252 --> 00:15:15,002
To a name that's already clear
409
00:15:15,129 --> 00:15:17,129
And will totally blend in.
410
00:15:17,131 --> 00:15:18,672
Goodbye, marvin flute.
411
00:15:18,799 --> 00:15:22,718
Hello, middle school janitor
rodney pornocopter.
412
00:15:22,845 --> 00:15:26,722
? ?
413
00:15:26,766 --> 00:15:29,058
[whistling]
414
00:15:29,101 --> 00:15:32,311
?
415
00:15:37,985 --> 00:15:39,401
- Um, marvin?
416
00:15:39,445 --> 00:15:42,655
Any closer to solving
this twisty, turny casey?
417
00:15:42,657 --> 00:15:45,115
- Pentos, I told you.
I'm a janitor now.
418
00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:46,576
Killers aren't my problem
anymore.
419
00:15:46,577 --> 00:15:48,161
Now, if someone murders
a toilet,
420
00:15:48,162 --> 00:15:49,162
Sure, give me a ring.
421
00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:50,543
Unless it's on the freakend.
422
00:15:50,665 --> 00:15:53,958
- I was just wondering
what you're working on there.
423
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:55,126
- Using my new free time
424
00:15:55,127 --> 00:15:56,378
To get back
into making miniatures.
425
00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:58,963
But I'm finding myself
a bit uninspired.
426
00:15:59,006 --> 00:16:00,381
- Maybe take a break.
427
00:16:00,383 --> 00:16:02,883
Have I ever told you
what I indulge in
428
00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,260
On my freakends?
429
00:16:04,428 --> 00:16:06,971
The school's lost and found.
430
00:16:07,098 --> 00:16:09,098
A collection of cold cases
431
00:16:09,225 --> 00:16:11,267
With no one to solve them.
432
00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:14,061
- Nope. No solving for me.
433
00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:16,230
Although if I did,
I'd take note
434
00:16:16,231 --> 00:16:17,857
Of the sweat stains
along the brim here
435
00:16:17,858 --> 00:16:19,118
And scan yearbook photos
436
00:16:19,151 --> 00:16:21,402
For oily-skinned boys.
437
00:16:21,403 --> 00:16:22,904
And based on the wear
of these wheels,
438
00:16:22,905 --> 00:16:23,947
I'd deduce this belonged
439
00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:25,115
To someone
who walked to school,
440
00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:27,700
Eliminating the carpoolers
and bus jockeys.
441
00:16:27,827 --> 00:16:30,286
- And this one?
442
00:16:30,288 --> 00:16:31,870
- Hand-sewn burrito pocket.
443
00:16:31,914 --> 00:16:33,163
The initials m.F.
444
00:16:33,249 --> 00:16:36,250
A patch that reads
"j.V. Forensics club
445
00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:38,085
(not the debate kind)."
446
00:16:38,212 --> 00:16:41,255
[gasps] wait, it's mine.
447
00:16:41,299 --> 00:16:44,091
- You can run from the law,
448
00:16:44,218 --> 00:16:48,762
But you cannot run
from yourself.
449
00:16:48,889 --> 00:16:50,389
[dramatic music]
450
00:16:50,516 --> 00:16:53,100
- Crack the code,
solve the case, clear my name.
451
00:16:53,102 --> 00:16:54,351
[seams splitting]
452
00:16:54,395 --> 00:16:55,853
Call my tailor.
453
00:16:57,189 --> 00:16:58,605
- The superlative gala?
454
00:16:58,649 --> 00:17:01,400
I think I heard the stable boys
talking about this.
455
00:17:01,401 --> 00:17:03,403
- Oh, it'll be something
to talk about, all right.
456
00:17:03,404 --> 00:17:06,238
Incriminating pictures
of the stable boys
457
00:17:06,282 --> 00:17:08,532
That I photoshopped. [laughs]
458
00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:10,368
When these photos
get projected on the screen,
459
00:17:10,369 --> 00:17:11,703
It will destroy
their perfect world
460
00:17:11,704 --> 00:17:14,663
And set them on a life path
of irreparable trauma.
461
00:17:14,665 --> 00:17:17,333
- Do we ever just get,
like, pizza?
462
00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:20,294
What do I do?
463
00:17:20,338 --> 00:17:22,004
I wish mr. Flesh was here.
464
00:17:22,089 --> 00:17:24,089
Flesh, you still in there?
465
00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:25,716
Is anyone in there?
466
00:17:25,843 --> 00:17:28,886
? ?
467
00:17:28,929 --> 00:17:31,096
Who are you?
468
00:17:31,098 --> 00:17:33,098
- My name's oil.
469
00:17:33,142 --> 00:17:35,476
- Eee-ahh!
470
00:17:38,272 --> 00:17:39,646
- Here. Whoever framed me
471
00:17:39,648 --> 00:17:42,232
Must have snuck in
through this tiny window,
472
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,110
Which means
the killer is skinny-
473
00:17:44,153 --> 00:17:46,528
Middle school skinny.
474
00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:50,283
And if it's definitely
a student,
475
00:17:50,284 --> 00:17:51,826
What would a kid do
with these numbers?
476
00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:54,244
It's not a locker combination
or a student id.
477
00:17:54,246 --> 00:17:57,456
Wait-no.
It doesn't say "boobless."
478
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,542
? ?
479
00:18:00,544 --> 00:18:03,879
- Life can be real easy
if you know how to read it.
480
00:18:03,881 --> 00:18:06,006
You should check it out.
481
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:07,758
- Sweet dewey decimal.
482
00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:08,968
It's for a library book.
483
00:18:08,969 --> 00:18:15,933
? ?
484
00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:18,811
But who took it out last?
485
00:18:18,938 --> 00:18:20,104
Gotcha.
486
00:18:20,231 --> 00:18:23,524
- Most nearsighted
goes to nedward weems.
487
00:18:23,651 --> 00:18:26,402
[light applause]
[glasses shattering]
488
00:18:26,445 --> 00:18:29,738
Next, most affectionate
friend group.
489
00:18:29,865 --> 00:18:34,827
? ?
490
00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:36,120
- I-I can't do it.
491
00:18:36,247 --> 00:18:37,496
Look at their parents.
492
00:18:37,497 --> 00:18:39,666
I want my dad to be
that proud of me someday.
493
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:42,126
- Ugh, your dad's
not coming back.
494
00:18:42,169 --> 00:18:43,544
Trust me, I made sure.
495
00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:46,547
I knew you needed a push
to join my trauma club,
496
00:18:46,548 --> 00:18:47,674
So I cut the cord-
497
00:18:47,675 --> 00:18:49,508
In this case,
with a tiny knife.
498
00:18:49,552 --> 00:18:51,385
- Why would you do that to me?
499
00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:54,847
- So that all of us lonely,
excessively hot freaks
500
00:18:54,974 --> 00:18:56,640
Could finally have friends.
501
00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:59,268
Trust me, stan.
We'll be there for you.
502
00:18:59,395 --> 00:19:01,979
But your dad
is never gonna show up.
503
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:03,148
- I know who framed me.
504
00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:04,815
[crowd gasping]
505
00:19:04,942 --> 00:19:06,275
And I've got proof.
506
00:19:06,402 --> 00:19:09,153
At the crime scene,
you accidentally left this,
507
00:19:09,155 --> 00:19:11,029
Uh, library thingy.
508
00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:13,533
You know, like, the tiny paper
inside the book cover?
509
00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:15,034
Does anyone know
what that's called?
510
00:19:15,035 --> 00:19:17,495
You know, it's got the dates
and names of who took it out.
511
00:19:17,496 --> 00:19:19,998
I-there really should be
a name for something like that.
512
00:19:19,999 --> 00:19:21,457
Stan!
513
00:19:21,584 --> 00:19:25,085
? ?
514
00:19:25,129 --> 00:19:26,503
- Fleeze, frute!
515
00:19:26,547 --> 00:19:28,255
Wait, let me try that again.
516
00:19:28,257 --> 00:19:29,673
- Summers, get out of the way.
517
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,675
I have to catch
that gorgeous bad boy
518
00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:33,428
Before he hurts
my nondescript sad boy.
519
00:19:33,429 --> 00:19:34,928
- No! Today I learned
520
00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:37,598
That no matter how well
you think you know somebody,
521
00:19:37,641 --> 00:19:39,975
You never know
what they're capable of.
522
00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:41,477
- Let him go, summers.
523
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,330
That song we heard
in the car today,
524
00:19:43,439 --> 00:19:45,272
I can't get it out of my head.
525
00:19:45,399 --> 00:19:47,390
And I think
there's a reason for that.
526
00:19:47,485 --> 00:19:49,276
Because you have to...
527
00:19:49,361 --> 00:19:51,361
? believe in people sometimes ?
528
00:19:51,363 --> 00:19:53,238
- ? when they're your friends
529
00:19:53,282 --> 00:19:55,240
Both:
? believe in your friends ?
530
00:19:55,242 --> 00:19:58,869
? until the end sometimes
531
00:19:58,996 --> 00:20:04,249
? ?
532
00:20:04,418 --> 00:20:06,251
- Stan, come with me.
533
00:20:06,253 --> 00:20:08,879
I'm the only one
who understands you.
534
00:20:08,964 --> 00:20:11,840
- You're wrong.
Someone does understand me.
535
00:20:11,842 --> 00:20:13,550
The real me. [grunts]
536
00:20:13,594 --> 00:20:16,678
- Ooh, do not send me back,
stanny.
537
00:20:16,679 --> 00:20:18,515
You do not wanna see
what's buried
538
00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:20,307
In the recesses of your mind.
539
00:20:20,434 --> 00:20:21,642
[door opens]
540
00:20:21,644 --> 00:20:24,311
- It's over,
timothy shallow-grave.
541
00:20:24,312 --> 00:20:27,190
- How'd you put
all the pieces together?
542
00:20:27,191 --> 00:20:28,815
- Because I'm a detective.
543
00:20:28,859 --> 00:20:30,025
Cal?
544
00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:32,236
?
545
00:20:32,238 --> 00:20:33,362
- [grunts]
546
00:20:33,489 --> 00:20:35,697
This trauma will only
make me hotter!
547
00:20:35,741 --> 00:20:36,990
[body thuds]
548
00:20:36,992 --> 00:20:43,997
?
549
00:20:43,999 --> 00:20:45,582
- Goodbye, cal.
550
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,293
And farewell,
rodney pornocopter.
551
00:20:47,294 --> 00:20:49,670
- Rodney pornocopter?
He sounds cool.
552
00:20:49,672 --> 00:20:52,506
- He was, summers.
He really was.
553
00:20:52,507 --> 00:20:55,885
Wow, I can't believe
I send my kid here.
554
00:20:55,886 --> 00:20:57,511
This place is a dump.
555
00:21:00,849 --> 00:21:01,974
- Wow, nedward,
556
00:21:01,975 --> 00:21:03,268
It looks like your glasses
557
00:21:03,269 --> 00:21:04,685
Are as broken as your home.
558
00:21:04,686 --> 00:21:05,728
[grunts]
559
00:21:05,729 --> 00:21:07,563
[cackles]
560
00:21:08,399 --> 00:21:11,858
- I just wish I had one friend
who understood me.
561
00:21:11,859 --> 00:21:13,027
[mysterious music]
562
00:21:13,028 --> 00:21:15,696
- My name's oil.
563
00:21:15,698 --> 00:21:17,364
- Ahh! Ahh!
564
00:21:17,491 --> 00:21:21,660
- Aw. No one likes oil.
565
00:21:21,704 --> 00:21:22,754
- [sighs]
566
00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:25,122
What are these kids doing
to each other?
567
00:21:25,124 --> 00:21:26,206
[sighs]
568
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:28,208
? believe in your friends ?
569
00:21:28,252 --> 00:21:30,210
? until the end
570
00:21:30,296 --> 00:21:32,296
? sometimes ?
571
00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:37,301
- Bento.
572
00:21:37,351 --> 00:21:41,901
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