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[birds chirping]
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[relaxing music playing]
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- [knocks on door]
- [Alfie] Mummy?
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Not now, sweetie.
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Mummy's visualising
the downfall of her enemy.
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[heavy metal music playing]
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[exhales deeply]
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[exhales deeply]
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[music stops]
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["Outside Inside" playing]
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[sighs] Stupid little bastard almonds.
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They look fine to me.
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They have to be perfect.
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Nora has Jizzlord thinking
I'm some sort of chaos goblin,
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so I have to pretend to be a polite
and well-adjusted young lady
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at her little fucker's
dumb shit birthday party.
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So, you're just gonna make sure
everyone has a lovely time then.
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Yeah. That'll fuckin' show her.
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[groans]
I hate sleeping in the bath again.
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[groaning, straining]
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Wait, why you sleeping in the bath?
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- [Clark laughs] No, she didn't.
- [Kash laughs] Yes, she did.
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- [laughing] No.
- Yes, she did.
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- [laughing]
- I swear to you. I swear to you.
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- Honest.
- [Clark] You're lying.
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- He's staying the night now?
- Carrie.
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Oh, God. No, no.
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I-I didn't mean it, like,
he's staying the night now. Gross.
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Why would it be gross?
Is it because they're both boys?
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[stammers] No. No, no, no. That's, um...
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I love boys. And their boys in turn.
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I'm totally fine with this. Absolutely.
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I mean... [laughs]
...I channel gay people all the time.
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[sighs]
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Not that that means I couldn't be-
[gasps]
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Look, I think we could all self-examine
and find ways to prioritise respect.
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Hmm.
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You're gays.
Do you know how to make macarons?
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Yeah. I do, actually.
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- [chuckles] Uh...
- [gasps]
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It's all about air.
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- Now, you're gonna whisk it up...
- Okay.
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...get those bubbles going.
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Can't believe Nora thinks
I'm holding you back.
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I'm a very good owner. I mean, girlfriend.
I've gotta stop saying that.
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I know. And Nora's gonna see that today.
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- I have a plan.
- Oh, yeah?
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- Yeah. So you know fire-
- We're not doing that.
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No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
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- So, I set the house on fire...
- No.
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- ...then you swoop in and put it out...
- No.
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...then Nora has to accept you,
and we can live in harmony.
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Please do not set anything
on fire at this children's birthday party.
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So, what am I gonna do
with all this petrol?
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- I thought that was a gift.
- Exactly. No one will suspect a thing.
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- [stammers] Give it to me.
- No, it'll work.
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Rob, Jen.
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So glad you could make it.
You've missed so many of these.
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- Is that for Alfie?
- Yes.
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It's petrol.
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- [chuckles]
- [Jen] Oh, I love the beige.
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- [Jizzlord] You hate beige.
- [Jen shushes]
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I got you crinkly paper, hair ties,
caps of bottles. Hours of fun.
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- You weren't at my other birthdays.
- I'm sorry.
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I ran away, abandoning you and your mother
for reasons I still don't understand.
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Mummy said you were a spy
and had to leave to help save the world.
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Oh. Right. Yeah.
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I forgot you can just lie to children.
Yeah, that's what happened.
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All my other friends had their dads
at their birthdays.
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It made me sad.
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No, no, no, no. Um, I'm here now,
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and I'm not going anywhere,
and I can get you more gifts.
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- What'd you like to play with?
- Money.
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? Nonces, nonces ?
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[sighs] Do you think nonces sounds better
in a C or a G?
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Oh, F-sharp.
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You've only ever dated girls, right?
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Uh, yeah.
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It's just...
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I'm going to a friend's party next week,
and I want you to come.
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But in the past
when I've started seeing someone like you,
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well, you don't know
if they're ready to make their debut.
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[chuckles]
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- Um...
- [gasps] No, it's fine.
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It's too soon. I'm jumping ahead.
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Chill out Clark, you bloody maniac.
Uh, I'll do a coffee run.
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- A piccolo. Oat Piccolo.
- No. No, no. No.
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- [breathing shakily]
- No, no-
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No. I really, really like this.
I just, um-
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Well, I guess
I can't picture what it looks like yet.
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Like us, uh, socially.
Like, what if everything's different?
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- Sorry. That's a stupid reason. I didn't-
- No, there's no rush.
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We can fly under the radar for a bit.
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- Thank you.
- [chuckles]
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Hello!
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["Young Hearts Run Free" playing]
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Am I having an LGBTQ+ stroke?
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I just want you guys to be super,
super comfortable in this flat.
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[stammers]
I got some flavoured vodka, little flags.
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I baked some cookies
in the shape of Kim Petras.
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- Mini quiches.
- What's gay about mini quiches?
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Oh, nothing. I-I just think they're fun.
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Ooh! I even got some poppers.
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[gasps] Oh, uh, that's not-
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Hmm. Okay. Thank you, Carrie.
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[doorbell buzzes]
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Yas!
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Oh, okay, great. Yeah. Come up.
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- Who's that?
- Your vigilante friends. [chuckles]
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I thought I'd invite them over
to celebrate.
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[music fades]
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You haven't told them?
[gasps] You haven't told them.
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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
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[music continues]
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[Carrie breathing heavily]
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Oh, God, hide the poppers!
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[Kash] Okay, triage! What's gayest?
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[Carrie whimpers]
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[stammers] What's straight music? Polka?
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[breathing heavily] Give me the phone!
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- ["Dancing In The Moonlight" playing]
- [Gregor] Randall 3D printed a key.
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- [Kash] Oh, so green.
- [Ade] Sorry for barging in.
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- Ooh. Hello!
- [Megan] Hi.
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- [music continues]
- Oh, sick! This is my jam.
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- [chuckles]
- [Kash chuckles] Hello.
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- [Megan sighs]
- Hey, Kash. How are you doing?
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So, why exactly are we here, Kash?
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Yeah. Carrie said we should all come over
to "radiate love".
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Something about, uh, a cocoon
and a beautiful butterfly.
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- It was pretty vague.
- [Kash breathes deeply]
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He's probably got some new pathetic
project he wants us to be a part of.
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I only came over here to make fun of it.
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Yes.
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I am writing a musical,
and I want all of you to star in it.
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Well then.
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I really like musicals, so I'm in.
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It sounds really fun.
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Whoo!
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- [bicycle bell dinging]
- [child] Oh, can I just-
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- [Alfie] This is my new bike.
- [child] Can I see the bell?
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[Alfie] No, don't touch it!
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- [kids chattering]
- Oh, Chris.
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- [shrieks]
- Oh, don't worry.
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- I'm not going to wrestle you again.
- Good. Yeah.
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- What are you doing here?
- Oh. [chuckles]
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Just dropped off the little soldier
his presents. It's nothing big.
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It's just a bike, a new tablet,
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and some saving bonds
for when he goes off to university.
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That's so nice. You're such a good friend.
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Yeah, well... Been checking in on him
the last few years.
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Kid needs a dad, you know?
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It's about 12-and-a-half presents-
[chuckles]
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[Chris chuckles] Here he is!
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Hey! [grunts] Happy birthday, Son.
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I'm glad you're home, Daddy.
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[sighs]
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[guest] Ooh, what a lovely spread, Nora.
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Are those madeleines?
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- Yes. They're from the organic bakery...
- Ooh.
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...on Titheley Street.
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Oh. Then not home-made?
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- No, but-
- [guest] It's just that, um,
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the shop-bought ones have
sulphites in them.
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Hmm. It's a shame.
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I made macarons.
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- Ooh.
- They're home-made.
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[Nora]
No one wants your almond shit-cakes.
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- [smacks lips] Oh! They're amazing.
- Oh!
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- Mmm. So airy.
- [Nora] Mmm.
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- [Nora] They're delicious.
- They taste like a badger's arsehole.
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[Nora] Uh...
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- [chuckling] So- Sorry.
- [guest chuckles]
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Uh, I have a cold. [chuckles]
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- So my taste is off. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
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- [scoffs]
- [guest] Oh.
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- What are you doing?
- Just being nice.
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Hmm.
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[pop music playing]
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? I love it how you do that thing, yeah ?
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? Show my how you do that thing
How you do that thing ?
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Oops.
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Stop titting my macarons.
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[groans]
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Come on.
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Yell at me. Make a scene.
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There is nothing that you can do
that will get under my skin, Nora.
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- I'm impenetrable.
- Hmm.
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Well, Rob seems to think so.
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? Make it boom, boom, boom
Till it pop ?
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I'm right, aren't I?
You still haven't done it, right?
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Rob and I fucked on the first date.
Didn't even make it to the bed.
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If I was you,
I'd be wondering if he even liked me.
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? You can get it if you got it ?
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[breathing heavily]
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[music stops]
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[clears throat]
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No! You're poor!
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Hey, Jen! I've cracked the dad thing.
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Alfie likes me,
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and I've got this feeling that if anyone
hurts him, I'll kill them with a hammer.
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So, it's all good.
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That's great. We're having sex. Now.
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I'm on a roll today!
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It's a dramatic retelling
of our time as vigilantes.
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So you need someone to play the hero.
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- I graciously accept.
- [Kash] No.
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I'll be playing the hero. It's important
to stay faithful to the true story.
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Right. So, does that mean
it will end with you running away
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- and getting dumped by your girlfriend?
- [chuckles]
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That's- No.
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Um, well, no, obviously the artist has
to take some creative licence, right?
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- [phone buzzes]
- So...
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I have to shoot off, lads. I've got a gig.
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But as long as I can do the pyrotechnics,
I'm in.
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I've got a bunch of Semtex
I need to shift.
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I can't see why that would be a problem.
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- See ya.
- See ya.
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Who would I play?
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You would play
the love interest of the hero.
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Surely Gregor would be playing
your love interest.
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- What, why?
- Uh, are we forgetting
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about the frankly electric sexual tension
between these two?
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Mmm.
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- Come on. It's classic enemies to lovers.
- Excuse me?
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[gulps]
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Megan.
Could you come with me for a moment?
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- Why?
- Girl stuff.
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Yeah, but what kind of girl stuff?
Boys, pregnancy, fun shoes,
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endometriosis, pets, small ones-
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Okay.
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[inhales sharply]
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[stammers] I could play the love interest.
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[Jen] Just need a room.
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[child stutters] I'm having a poo!
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[sighing]
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00:10:33,286 --> 00:10:36,606
I know this is a kid's birthday party,
237
00:10:36,607 --> 00:10:38,526
but how are there kids
literally everywhere?
238
00:10:38,527 --> 00:10:44,287
I will make this child disappear
using magic.
239
00:10:44,288 --> 00:10:46,918
- [crowd] Ooh!
- It's not magic.
240
00:10:46,919 --> 00:10:48,672
You can just teleport things.
241
00:10:48,673 --> 00:10:51,426
Uh, shut up. You're ruining it.
242
00:10:51,427 --> 00:10:52,681
He can teleport people.
243
00:10:53,265 --> 00:10:56,353
Alakazoo, be rid of you!
244
00:10:56,354 --> 00:10:58,859
[crowd gasps, laughs, applauds]
245
00:10:58,860 --> 00:11:00,194
[crowd murmurs]
246
00:11:00,195 --> 00:11:02,659
To places without children in them.
247
00:11:04,078 --> 00:11:05,831
Hesto, presto, reappearo.
248
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,083
[crowd gasps, murmurs]
249
00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,502
[applauds]
250
00:11:08,503 --> 00:11:10,006
[gasps, chuckles]
251
00:11:10,007 --> 00:11:11,968
Um, that-that's not my child.
252
00:11:11,969 --> 00:11:13,930
[child] Where did Tommy go?
253
00:11:13,931 --> 00:11:15,893
- Yeah, it is.
- No, it's not.
254
00:11:21,029 --> 00:11:23,532
- I knew it.
- He's not ready for everyone to know.
255
00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:26,163
He's currently convincing them
to star in a musical with him.
256
00:11:26,164 --> 00:11:28,417
So, I don't know
how much longer you expect
257
00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:30,588
the gay cat to stay
in its fruity little bag.
258
00:11:31,215 --> 00:11:33,260
[sighs] I feel so bad.
259
00:11:33,261 --> 00:11:35,473
I put him in this terrible position.
260
00:11:35,474 --> 00:11:38,437
I can only imagine
how much he must be struggling.
261
00:11:38,438 --> 00:11:39,900
? Bumhole ?
262
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:43,113
- [on speaker] ? Bumhole ?
- [all laughing]
263
00:11:43,114 --> 00:11:47,288
[continues on speaker]
? Bumhole, bum-bum-bumhole ?
264
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,669
? Bumhole, bum-bum-bumhole ?
265
00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:51,004
Wait.
266
00:11:51,005 --> 00:11:52,758
[Kash laughing]
267
00:11:52,759 --> 00:11:54,011
I've got an idea.
268
00:11:54,846 --> 00:11:58,018
Hey. Can you make two adults disappear
somewhere private
269
00:11:58,019 --> 00:12:01,317
for, I don't know,
like, six to nine minutes?
270
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,237
Oh.
271
00:12:03,238 --> 00:12:05,324
I see. Nice.
272
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,414
Ew! Just do it. I'll give you a tenner.
273
00:12:08,415 --> 00:12:09,735
[magician clears throat]
274
00:12:13,718 --> 00:12:15,763
[heavy metal music playing]
275
00:12:20,021 --> 00:12:21,441
[music stops]
276
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,612
Kevin, is it?
277
00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:25,580
Let's have a chat.
278
00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:33,339
It's so quiet.
279
00:12:33,841 --> 00:12:35,552
And child-free.
280
00:12:35,553 --> 00:12:36,804
And Carrie-free.
281
00:12:36,805 --> 00:12:37,974
And Kash-free.
282
00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:44,277
[Kash laughing]
283
00:12:44,278 --> 00:12:46,742
[sighs]
It's my responsibility to fix this.
284
00:12:48,036 --> 00:12:50,372
[gasps]
Why are you skulking in the hallway?
285
00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:53,170
We have to convince the guys
that Kash is totally straight.
286
00:12:53,171 --> 00:12:55,802
I could say that he fingered me.
Would that help?
287
00:12:56,845 --> 00:13:00,142
- No.
- But we could throw them off the scent.
288
00:13:00,143 --> 00:13:01,353
Say that we're dating.
289
00:13:01,354 --> 00:13:04,067
Yeah. Yes.
290
00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:06,656
Duplicate Clark, you are a genius.
291
00:13:06,657 --> 00:13:08,076
[Carrie, Clark chuckle]
292
00:13:08,077 --> 00:13:09,745
[Megan exhales deeply]
293
00:13:09,746 --> 00:13:11,624
I'll say it anyway. Can't hurt.
294
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,293
- [farts]
- [all laughing]
295
00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:15,047
[Kash] ? Bumhole, bumhole ?
296
00:13:15,048 --> 00:13:16,968
[upbeat music playing]
297
00:13:16,969 --> 00:13:19,724
? Bumhole, bumhole
Bumhole, bumhole ?
298
00:13:21,102 --> 00:13:22,311
? Bumhole, bumhole ?
299
00:13:22,312 --> 00:13:23,773
- [coughs]
- [music stops]
300
00:13:23,774 --> 00:13:27,823
I know you've all noticed
the unbearable tension between us.
301
00:13:27,824 --> 00:13:30,035
And yes, mm-hmm.
302
00:13:30,036 --> 00:13:32,206
The rumours are true.
Clark is my boyfriend.
303
00:13:32,207 --> 00:13:35,379
- Oh, no, no, no. It's fine.
- [Ade] Hmm.
304
00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:37,216
I told them already. They're chill.
305
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,055
- [Ade] Mm-hmm.
- It actually made a really cool preset.
306
00:13:40,056 --> 00:13:42,310
[Kash] ? I'm dating a man
Bumhole ?
307
00:13:42,311 --> 00:13:44,063
- [upbeat music playing]
- [all chuckling]
308
00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:45,334
? Man
Bumhole, bumhole ?
309
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:46,910
? Man ?
310
00:13:46,911 --> 00:13:49,324
? Bumhole
I'm dating a man ?
311
00:13:49,325 --> 00:13:51,913
- [party horn blowing]
- I thought I'd really, really messed up.
312
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,917
- Are you sure that you're okay?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
313
00:13:53,918 --> 00:13:56,171
- We're good. [chuckles]
- [Megan] I'm not really surprised.
314
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:57,591
[Gregor] I mean, he's punching, but...
315
00:13:57,592 --> 00:13:59,094
[sighs]
316
00:14:00,138 --> 00:14:01,390
Okay. Time to re-merge.
317
00:14:02,936 --> 00:14:05,649
No. Maybe I want to date Carrie.
318
00:14:05,650 --> 00:14:07,026
- Huh?
- What?
319
00:14:07,027 --> 00:14:10,757
I've never said anything, but Carrie's
given me the perfect opportunity.
320
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,495
I'm straight.
321
00:14:12,496 --> 00:14:13,624
[Ade gasps]
322
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,543
[gasping]
323
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,051
Kash fingered me.
324
00:14:21,222 --> 00:14:23,142
I can't believe it's taken us this long.
325
00:14:23,476 --> 00:14:25,271
It's finally just the two of us.
326
00:14:26,315 --> 00:14:27,859
- And sex.
- [chuckles]
327
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,655
[sighs]
328
00:14:29,656 --> 00:14:31,366
[object thuds, rolls]
329
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:33,788
- [Jen] What the fuck?
- [guest] Where did that bed come from?
330
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:34,873
Oh, my God!
331
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,126
[guest] Uh, um-
332
00:14:36,127 --> 00:14:38,171
How could this possibly have happened?
333
00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:39,592
How inappropriate!
334
00:14:40,218 --> 00:14:42,556
I want to apologise for Jen's behaviour.
335
00:14:42,557 --> 00:14:45,895
- Is that Daddy? What's Daddy doing?
- He's just having a little lie-down.
336
00:14:45,896 --> 00:14:48,901
[breathing heavily] I have tried
and tried to make this work,
337
00:14:48,902 --> 00:14:52,785
but I think Jen has just proven
what we've all been thinking.
338
00:14:53,494 --> 00:14:54,831
We can't coexist.
339
00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:58,170
- Rob, you're gonna have to choose.
- Choose what?
340
00:14:58,171 --> 00:15:00,007
- [Nora] Do the right thing and decide.
- [Chris] See that?
341
00:15:00,008 --> 00:15:02,888
- It's me and Alfie...
- [Chris, Alfie speak indistinctly]
342
00:15:02,889 --> 00:15:06,102
- ...or Jen.
- Oh, finally. I'm so tired.
343
00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:09,026
- Go on, Jizz. Tell her.
- Like he even has to think about it.
344
00:15:11,948 --> 00:15:13,158
I have to think about it.
345
00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:14,746
- What?
- What?
346
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,249
[scoffs] I'm not straight.
347
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,588
Well, maybe, one in a million of you is.
348
00:15:19,589 --> 00:15:21,425
And he's in love with Carrie.
349
00:15:22,637 --> 00:15:23,846
Oh, God. Uh-
350
00:15:23,847 --> 00:15:26,267
[stammering] What do I, uh-
351
00:15:26,268 --> 00:15:28,147
[stuttering]
352
00:15:29,776 --> 00:15:32,606
If I date you, then you'll be-
But then you'll be s- Clark.
353
00:15:33,282 --> 00:15:34,952
So sorry. Clarks. Sorry.
354
00:15:34,953 --> 00:15:38,166
Kash, oh, uh- And I've already- Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry. [groans]
355
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:41,339
Uh, someone tell me what to do.
Kash, what's best for you?
356
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:45,599
Carrie, you are the least selfish person
I've ever met.
357
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,228
- Thank you.
- That's not a compliment.
358
00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:49,857
- No.
- [Carrie] Oh.
359
00:15:49,858 --> 00:15:51,610
You can't live your life for other people.
360
00:15:51,611 --> 00:15:53,488
I mean, everything you've done today
361
00:15:53,489 --> 00:15:56,620
is 'cause you were terrified
what someone else was gonna think.
362
00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:58,123
Got to be more selfish.
363
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,877
Tell us how Carrie feels!
364
00:15:59,878 --> 00:16:02,841
- About all of this.
- [Ade] Yeah.
365
00:16:02,842 --> 00:16:04,344
Why don't you take the mic?
366
00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:07,560
Use your voice. Live your truth.
367
00:16:12,653 --> 00:16:13,821
Oh, no, wait-
368
00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:15,325
Don't- Don't smell it.
369
00:16:20,054 --> 00:16:22,254
[distorted] Honestly-
370
00:16:22,255 --> 00:16:25,469
- Ooh.
- Uh, sometimes it gets stuck like that.
371
00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:26,806
Just ignore it.
372
00:16:28,309 --> 00:16:29,359
[mic crackles]
373
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,450
[sighs]
374
00:16:34,196 --> 00:16:35,280
[titters]
375
00:16:35,281 --> 00:16:38,913
[distorted] We broke up,
but we still live together.
376
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,833
And work together, which I don't-
377
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,086
[both groan]
378
00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:44,127
[distorted] I don't particularly love,
379
00:16:45,678 --> 00:16:50,102
and then I asked you
to set me up with my work crush.
380
00:16:50,103 --> 00:16:51,939
And you end up dating him instead.
381
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,275
- [gasps]
- [Megan] Hmm.
382
00:16:53,276 --> 00:16:55,863
- [distorted] And it's, like, hello!
- [Kash groans]
383
00:16:55,864 --> 00:16:59,789
[distorted] That's a bit effed up,
actually. And I'm not okay with it.
384
00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:02,209
Not because you're both boys,
385
00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:04,380
- but because we've only just broken up...
- No, no.
386
00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:06,677
...and you're already getting serious
with someone else
387
00:17:06,678 --> 00:17:09,975
like we didn't even mean
anything to each other,
388
00:17:09,976 --> 00:17:13,148
like it's easy, and I don't like it.
389
00:17:13,149 --> 00:17:15,611
- I just- I just don't like it.
- Yes.
390
00:17:15,612 --> 00:17:18,283
[distorted] And I want you to pay me back
for rent since we moved in.
391
00:17:18,284 --> 00:17:19,494
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
392
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:21,673
That's enough for one day.
393
00:17:26,216 --> 00:17:28,178
Thank you. Thank you.
394
00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:29,305
- Whoo!
- [Carrie] Aw.
395
00:17:29,306 --> 00:17:31,853
Well, uh, do you want to go out?
396
00:17:33,649 --> 00:17:34,699
No.
397
00:17:36,362 --> 00:17:37,412
I'm sorry.
398
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,326
I need to focus on myself.
399
00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:42,289
- [sighs]
- What are we gonna do with straight Clark?
400
00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:44,836
Oh, I'm not straight. No. Ew.
401
00:17:44,837 --> 00:17:47,341
I just wanted to go
to a nice restaurant or something.
402
00:17:47,342 --> 00:17:51,558
You only ever get me to do chores
or take shifts or FaceTime Mum or-
403
00:17:51,559 --> 00:17:53,521
- Hey.
- [sighs]
404
00:17:54,022 --> 00:17:55,608
Drama queen. [chuckles]
405
00:17:55,609 --> 00:17:59,115
There's nothing to even think about.
Look, I'll make the decision for you.
406
00:17:59,116 --> 00:18:00,744
Me. There, done, now let's go.
407
00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:05,546
Look, if it was just you or Nora,
it'd be simple, but a kid needs their dad.
408
00:18:06,338 --> 00:18:08,384
You do, and you're big.
409
00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:13,476
But I've blindly trusted you so far,
and it's worked out.
410
00:18:13,477 --> 00:18:15,480
So, if you tell me to pick you, I will.
411
00:18:15,481 --> 00:18:17,051
- [sighs]
- You're a good owner.
412
00:18:18,112 --> 00:18:19,406
You're not my pet anymore.
413
00:18:20,576 --> 00:18:21,626
It's up to you.
414
00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:25,084
- It's up to me.
- [scoffs]
415
00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:26,920
Oh, no. It's up to me.
416
00:18:26,921 --> 00:18:29,300
How do I decide? I can't decide.
Oh, it's too hard.
417
00:18:29,301 --> 00:18:31,220
I hate agency.
I don't want it. Take it back.
418
00:18:31,221 --> 00:18:32,849
[Randall] Fucking free will.
419
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,895
- Does your nut in, doesn't it?
- What are you?
420
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,482
[stammers] Human pi�ata.
421
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,569
Kids love it.
422
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:41,157
We're kind of in the middle
of a private conversation here.
423
00:18:41,158 --> 00:18:44,121
We had the same problem, me and the ex,
when we broke up a few years back.
424
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:46,472
We couldn't figure out
who should take the dog.
425
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:49,591
So we let the dog decide,
and, um... [inhales deeply]
426
00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:50,677
...they pick right.
427
00:18:51,805 --> 00:18:54,684
Animal instinct. Fucking infallible.
428
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:56,187
["Get Loud" playing]
429
00:18:56,188 --> 00:18:57,273
[Randall sighs]
430
00:18:57,900 --> 00:19:00,905
? We got nothing to lose
We got nothing to lose ?
431
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,158
[music stops]
432
00:19:03,745 --> 00:19:06,415
[sighs] Whatever happens,
433
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:09,255
I have to admit I've come to respect you
as a worthy adversary.
434
00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:10,340
- Really?
- No.
435
00:19:10,341 --> 00:19:11,677
The idea of being beaten by you
436
00:19:11,678 --> 00:19:14,028
is the most humiliating thing
I could imagine.
437
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:18,481
- Psst, psst, psst. Psst, psst, psst.
- Hey, don't. That's cheating.
438
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:22,155
- Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst.
- [stammers, babbling]
439
00:19:22,156 --> 00:19:25,412
Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst.
440
00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:29,881
- [babbling]
- Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst.
441
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,690
[both babbling]
442
00:19:40,026 --> 00:19:41,653
[guests screaming]
443
00:19:41,654 --> 00:19:43,704
- [Jen, Jizzlord grunt]
- [guests gasp]
444
00:19:44,326 --> 00:19:45,376
Jen?
445
00:19:46,748 --> 00:19:48,584
[baby crying]
446
00:19:48,585 --> 00:19:50,672
["How I Get Myself Killed" playing]
447
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,350
You're home.
448
00:20:11,254 --> 00:20:12,758
[breathing heavily]
449
00:20:19,689 --> 00:20:24,656
? This is probably
How I get myself killed ?
450
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,337
I know we don't have a session, but...
451
00:20:27,705 --> 00:20:28,998
Come in.
452
00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:32,715
[music continues]
453
00:20:34,719 --> 00:20:35,769
[sighs]
454
00:20:43,653 --> 00:20:44,703
[door opens]
455
00:20:45,516 --> 00:20:49,831
[Alfie] Mummy doesn't like
that I'm ginger.
456
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,295
She says it doesn't fit her "anaesthetic".
457
00:20:57,096 --> 00:20:58,514
[music fades]
458
00:20:58,515 --> 00:21:01,646
What's the point in doing the right thing
if you don't get rewarded for it?
459
00:21:01,647 --> 00:21:02,775
It's bullshit.
460
00:21:03,777 --> 00:21:07,450
The act of doing the right thing is,
in and of itself, the reward.
461
00:21:08,787 --> 00:21:11,833
No, I can't do it.
It is bullshit actually, isn't it?
462
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:13,337
I really thought he'd pick me.
463
00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:16,134
[rain pattering]
464
00:21:17,679 --> 00:21:21,854
Can you imagine some really nice Scotch?
465
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,696
- [kids] Harder! Harder!
- [grunting]
466
00:21:26,697 --> 00:21:28,366
- [kids] Harder!
- [grunts]
467
00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:30,956
[kids cheer]
468
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,130
Yeah, yay. [exhales deeply]
469
00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:38,511
Cheer up, silly.
470
00:21:38,512 --> 00:21:40,933
- We're a family again. [chuckles]
- I miss Jen.
471
00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:43,104
If it helps,
we can pretend that she's died.
472
00:21:44,065 --> 00:21:47,989
[stammers] Sorry.
Um, you're very tall and shiny,
473
00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:50,578
but I don't really like anyone but Jen.
474
00:21:50,579 --> 00:21:53,165
[scoffs] Oh, he's joking.
475
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:55,003
[chuckles] So cute.
476
00:21:55,004 --> 00:21:57,842
[Nora] You do like me.
You picked me because you like me.
477
00:21:57,843 --> 00:22:00,221
Uh, okay.
Um, I wa- I wasn't clear enough.
478
00:22:00,222 --> 00:22:01,515
I'm not attracted to you.
479
00:22:01,516 --> 00:22:03,812
[Nora] Oh, I think
he's just disorientated.
480
00:22:03,813 --> 00:22:05,148
Don't [bleep]ing embarrass me.
481
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:06,276
[guest gasps]
482
00:22:08,238 --> 00:22:09,617
Are you all right, Nora?
483
00:22:11,202 --> 00:22:13,539
Sorry. [laughs]
484
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,376
I'm joking. [laughs]
485
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,050
We are such jokers. [chuckling]
486
00:22:19,678 --> 00:22:21,765
- I don't get it.
- [sighs]
487
00:22:21,766 --> 00:22:23,518
[soft piano music playing]
488
00:22:25,899 --> 00:22:29,113
[sighs] I actually needed this.
489
00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:32,870
[sighs] I spent most of the day
with this one client,
490
00:22:32,871 --> 00:22:35,541
the most boring man in the world.
I'm not shitting you.
491
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:38,840
The inside of his head is a perfect
replica of the set of the Top Gear studio.
492
00:22:38,841 --> 00:22:42,305
[chuckles] At least not so messy though.
493
00:22:42,306 --> 00:22:43,746
Oh, better messy than boring.
494
00:22:44,728 --> 00:22:47,315
[sighs] I think you're the first client
495
00:22:47,316 --> 00:22:49,906
I'd willingly spend time with
in the outside world.
496
00:22:51,617 --> 00:22:53,077
It's not that chaotic.
497
00:22:53,078 --> 00:22:55,667
Look, we're making progress.
498
00:23:00,426 --> 00:23:01,476
Here.
499
00:23:05,477 --> 00:23:06,856
Here's my personal number.
500
00:23:08,693 --> 00:23:11,283
If you ever wanna talk about anything,
just call me.
501
00:23:12,102 --> 00:23:15,538
- Probably just text.
- Jesus Christ.
502
00:23:15,539 --> 00:23:18,189
- Why can't you people speak on a phone?
- [chuckles]
503
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:24,348
I'm-I'm confused. [stammers]
Are you two back together sexwise?
504
00:23:24,349 --> 00:23:25,517
- Yes.
- No. Huh?
505
00:23:26,311 --> 00:23:27,563
I'm only here for Alfie.
506
00:23:27,564 --> 00:23:30,276
- [stammers] A kid needs his dad.
- That's what I've always said.
507
00:23:30,277 --> 00:23:32,823
[Jizzlord] But I guess, when he's 18,
I can go back to Jen.
508
00:23:32,824 --> 00:23:35,621
- [high-pitched sound]
- He's seven now, so that's-
509
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,706
[sound stops]
510
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:37,958
Oh, no.
511
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:39,419
Shut up, Chris!
512
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:40,463
[guest gasps]
513
00:23:40,464 --> 00:23:41,758
He didn't say anything.
514
00:23:41,759 --> 00:23:43,679
- We should tell him.
- [groans]
515
00:23:46,644 --> 00:23:48,981
The night you disappeared, you caught us.
516
00:23:49,775 --> 00:23:51,069
- In your bed.
- [gasps]
517
00:23:51,070 --> 00:23:53,740
- [bleep]ing and [bleep]ing.
- [guests gasp]
518
00:23:53,741 --> 00:23:56,453
[stammering]
We thought that's why you left,
519
00:23:56,454 --> 00:23:59,837
but I-I-I guess
it must've, like, triggered your power.
520
00:24:00,421 --> 00:24:03,927
You didn't abandon anyone,
but you just... [breathes shakily]
521
00:24:03,928 --> 00:24:07,392
...you got cucked so hard,
you turned into a cat.
522
00:24:07,393 --> 00:24:10,232
[breathes shakily]
It's a tale as old as time.
523
00:24:10,984 --> 00:24:12,153
So Alfie is...
524
00:24:12,946 --> 00:24:14,198
not mine.
525
00:24:15,284 --> 00:24:16,535
[scoffs] He's lying.
526
00:24:16,536 --> 00:24:18,666
- [chuckles] Alfie isn't his-
- He is!
527
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:21,718
- Prove it.
- [stammers] You dye his hair!
528
00:24:22,131 --> 00:24:25,011
- You do. He's really ginger.
- That proves nothing.
529
00:24:25,012 --> 00:24:27,559
[chuckles] Chris isn't ginger.
530
00:24:28,143 --> 00:24:30,856
- Aren't I?
- [guests gasp]
531
00:24:30,857 --> 00:24:32,275
[guest] Oh!
532
00:24:32,276 --> 00:24:33,596
[Chris breathes shakily]
533
00:24:34,698 --> 00:24:37,662
- [sighs]
- [Chris] I started dyeing it at uni
534
00:24:38,581 --> 00:24:40,959
so the horrific bullying would stop.
535
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,337
[chuckles]
536
00:24:42,338 --> 00:24:45,010
[Nora] Silly boys. [gasps]
Let's do the cake!
537
00:24:46,429 --> 00:24:47,890
It's organic tonka bean!
538
00:24:47,891 --> 00:24:49,476
[guest] Does she know
his penis is still out?
539
00:24:49,477 --> 00:24:50,896
[Nora] Come on, everybody!
540
00:24:50,897 --> 00:24:56,406
Oh, what are you all looking at,
you gawking [bleep]?
541
00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:58,662
- [guests gasp]
- [Nora] Oh, no. She's not perfect.
542
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:02,210
- [guest] Nora.
- She's not [bleep] perfect!
543
00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:06,468
Well, no [bleep] you, [bleep]ing morons!
544
00:25:06,469 --> 00:25:07,805
You want madeleines?
545
00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:09,934
I'll give you [bleep] madeleines!
546
00:25:09,935 --> 00:25:10,985
[chuckles]
547
00:25:11,730 --> 00:25:13,733
- [guests screaming]
- [Chris] Whoa!
548
00:25:13,734 --> 00:25:15,445
[guests, Chris screaming]
549
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:18,033
[Chris grunts]
550
00:25:18,034 --> 00:25:22,627
[sighs] I get up at 4:00 a.m.
551
00:25:23,253 --> 00:25:27,135
I haven't eaten sugar in 15 years,
552
00:25:27,136 --> 00:25:31,310
and this is the thanks I get?
553
00:25:31,311 --> 00:25:33,105
[guest] Oh, not the cake, Nora.
554
00:25:33,106 --> 00:25:34,190
[Nora moans]
555
00:25:34,191 --> 00:25:36,069
Oh, [bleep]ing Christ. That's good.
556
00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:39,492
[breathes shakily]
This, um, might be a lot to take in,
557
00:25:39,493 --> 00:25:41,749
but I've wanted to tell you this
for so long.
558
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,627
Oh, my God.
559
00:25:45,005 --> 00:25:48,385
Oh, go on, judge me, you uptight [bleep].
560
00:25:48,386 --> 00:25:50,097
- [scoffs]
- I've always hated you.
561
00:25:50,098 --> 00:25:51,266
[guest] Nora...
562
00:25:51,267 --> 00:25:52,812
I've always hated all of you.
563
00:25:54,106 --> 00:25:55,567
I'm your real dad.
564
00:25:55,568 --> 00:25:58,866
- And I love you so, so much.
- [Nora] You can all suck my [bleep]!
565
00:25:59,533 --> 00:26:00,583
Get out.
566
00:26:01,371 --> 00:26:04,960
Get out of my house, [bleep].
567
00:26:04,961 --> 00:26:06,714
Get out!
568
00:26:06,715 --> 00:26:09,010
Do you have any games on your phone?
569
00:26:09,011 --> 00:26:10,722
[Nora] Oh, go on. Take a picture, [bleep]!
570
00:26:10,723 --> 00:26:12,016
I'll give you my best angle!
571
00:26:12,017 --> 00:26:14,605
- Yes. [sighs]
- [Nora] That's right. It's my [bleep]!
572
00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:15,691
Yeah.
573
00:26:15,819 --> 00:26:21,076
[Kash, Jizzlord, Carrie
babbling, speaking indistinctly]
574
00:26:21,077 --> 00:26:22,746
- [Kash] She's here.
- [Carrie] She's here.
575
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:23,998
[all speaking indistinctly]
576
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,378
- [Jizzlord] She's coming.
- [Kash, Carrie exclaim, giggle]
577
00:26:26,379 --> 00:26:27,631
[Jizzlord] Jen, I'm free!
578
00:26:27,632 --> 00:26:29,134
- [cheers]
- The kid isn't his.
579
00:26:29,135 --> 00:26:31,346
My best friend
and my wife are having an affair,
580
00:26:31,347 --> 00:26:33,100
and I was deeply, deeply unhappy.
581
00:26:33,101 --> 00:26:34,519
Isn't that great?
582
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,817
Now there's nothing
that can come between us.
583
00:26:38,612 --> 00:26:39,781
[breathes shakily] Oh.
584
00:26:40,490 --> 00:26:43,455
[chuckles, breathes shakily]
585
00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,210
What did you do?
586
00:26:49,133 --> 00:26:54,058
Is it normal that
when things go wrong in your life,
587
00:26:54,059 --> 00:26:56,021
you just wanna go all in
and ruin everything?
588
00:26:56,022 --> 00:26:57,983
[sighs] Pretty much.
589
00:26:57,984 --> 00:26:59,277
In for a penny. [scoffs]
590
00:26:59,278 --> 00:27:01,365
["Connection" playing]
591
00:27:10,258 --> 00:27:14,140
? Riding on any wave
That is the luck you crave ?
592
00:27:14,141 --> 00:27:16,353
? They don't believe it now ?
593
00:27:16,354 --> 00:27:17,439
[music stops]
594
00:27:19,193 --> 00:27:20,571
Mum?
595
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:25,163
Can I go back to the party now?
596
00:27:25,998 --> 00:27:27,919
[music continues]
597
00:27:41,529 --> 00:27:45,452
? Riding on anything
Anything's good enough ?
598
00:27:45,453 --> 00:27:49,294
? Who would've thought it of
Someone like you? ?
599
00:27:49,295 --> 00:27:53,260
? Just as they brought me round
Now that they brought you down ?
600
00:27:53,261 --> 00:27:57,269
? Roundabout and roundabout
Who wants a life anyway? ?
601
00:27:57,319 --> 00:28:01,869
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