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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Missy, I'm really impressed
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how you stepped up.
Thanks.
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Good morning.
Eggs are on the table.
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Here's some toast.
Bacon's coming up.
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Wow, look at you being Mom.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay, just asking.
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Excited to be going home?
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This is home.
I'm always here.
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But I am excited to share
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everything I've learned
with my colleagues.
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That's nice.
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Scientifically speaking,
they're savages
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covered in their own filth, and
I'll be bringing them the light.
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- There's probably a nicer way
to say that. - Oh, there is.
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But if a summer in Germany
has taught me anything,
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it's that brutal honesty is
its own kind of love.
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I'll crochet that on a pillow.
Mm.
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Mark my words,
string theory is going to be
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the next big thing.
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What does it do?
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It explains the fundamental
forces of the universe.
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How everything works,
where everything came from.
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I know where it all came from.
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Mother, we're in the sky.
Why are you pointing up?
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Oh, there's no reason
to do that.
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It's just irregular motion
of air around the plane
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caused by temperature changes.
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Oh, that was a big one.
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And given our altitude,
perfectly predictable.
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The pilot has turned on
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the seatbelt sign.
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Please return to your seat.
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A reasonable precaution.
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Snug as a bug.
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Would you like me to
include you in my prayers?
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No, thanks,
I don't need to seek help
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from an invisible man.
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You're right, you've got
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your invisible strings.
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Sorry for the delay.
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We hope to be wheels up
in about 20 minutes.
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That's what he said
20 minutes ago.
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Nothing we can do.
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If we don't take off soon,
we'll miss
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our connecting flight
to Houston.
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It's out of our hands.
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I'd tell you
whose hands it's in,
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but you don't like that.
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Babies.
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Why'd it have to be babies?
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Oh, relax.
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He'll cry himself out.
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You won't even know he's there.
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Please tell that mother
to quiet her baby.
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Sometimes moms
can't make their kids be quiet
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no matter how much they try.
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What're you doing?
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Trying to get my ears to pop.
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Want a piece of gum?
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Is it cinnamon gum?
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Yeah.
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I have enough problems.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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Hi!
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Welcome home.
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Great.
Hey, Mary.
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Look, Mother, more babies.
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I cannot wait to
sleep in my own bed.
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You didn't tell him
on the plane?
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Tell me what?
I thought you were gonna
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tell him in the car.
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Well, he was grumpy in the car.
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How do you think
he was on the plane?
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I'll tell him.
You stay out of this.
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Tell me what?
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Well, for God's sake.
Me and Georgie
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and the baby have been
staying in your room.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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I was out of town,
there was a tornado,
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you needed a place to live.
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So you're okay with it?
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Oh, no, I'm home now. Get out.
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No.
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Well, hang on,
we'll handle this.
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You heard her, Sheldon,
she doesn't want to leave.
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But it's my room.
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Well, and it's my house.
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Our house.
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Sure.
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Why can't they
stay in the garage?
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Why can't you stay
in the garage?
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I'm neither a car
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nor a box
of Christmas ornaments.
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Sheldon, my grandbaby's
not sleeping in the garage.
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Our grandbaby.
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Sure.
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Look, I slept out there.
It's not that bad.
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Hey, there's even
a sink you can pee in.
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That is not helpful.
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You used it.
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It was an emergency.
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I go away for a few months
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and my family turns into
a bunch of hillbillies.
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All right, it's been a long day,
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everybody's tired.
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Why don't you just
sleep on the couch
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and we'll figure this out
tomorrow, hmm?
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Fine.
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Oh.
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What?
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My ears finally popped.
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Testing, testing.
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One, two, three.
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Testing.
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So, Sheldon's home.
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Hello? Hello?
Somebody say something.
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Oh, Lord, I missed you.
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Oh-ho.
I missed you, too.
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I was talking to the bed.
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Been a while since
we've been apart so long.
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Oh, I know.
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A long time for a man
to be without his wife.
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George, I want to,
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but I just spent 18 hours
with you know who.
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I need to sleep.
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Understood.
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Wouldn't take long,
but understood.
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I promise, if you wait,
it'll be worth it.
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I might even have
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a little surprise for you.
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Ooh, I like the sound of that.
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All right, I can wait.
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But if you can't wait,
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just give me a poke in the ribs.
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I'll be ready right quick.
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What?
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The baby's crying.
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You really are a genius.
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Nope.
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Hello.
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Meemaw, it's me.
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Shelly.
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Everything okay?
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No, everything's terrible.
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The baby stole my room
and won't stop crying
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and now they're making me
sleep in the garage.
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What do you need me to do?
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Pick me up
and I can stay with you.
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Oh, well, this is Dale's house.
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I have to ask him.
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Ask me what?
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It's Shelly.
He wants to spend the night.
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Oh, yeah, it'd be nice
to see the little guy.
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Dale says no.
See you in the morning.
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Oh, slept in.
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Morning.
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Morning.
Morning.
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What's all this?
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Breakfast.
Who made it?
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Me. I can heat it up.
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No, no.
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Georgie, what're you doing?
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What does it look like? Dishes.
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Since when?
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It's my day.
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Oh.
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Look, a chore chart.
I made one of those.
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Y'all ignored it.
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They don't ignore it
if you stop feeding them.
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That was a long weekend.
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Georgie, bathroom.
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Thank you.
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Crowded house, one bathroom.
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We needed a schedule.
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Smart.
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Can I help with anything?
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Nope, just enjoy your breakfast.
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Thank you.
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Hey, maybe we can
spend the day together.
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That sounds nice,
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but I promised Taylor
I'd help him
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buy some back-to-school clothes.
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Oh, yeah, Taylor.
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When do I get to meet him?
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He's just a friend, Mom.
Don't be weird.
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I wasn't being weird.
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Where were you?
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Garage.
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Oh. Sleep okay?
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Not a wink,
but thank you for asking.
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Huh.
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What?
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I need to use the bathroom.
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Well, too bad, it's my turn.
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Check the schedule.
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I don't see a schedule.
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Look on the fridge.
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Mmm.
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He's right, it's his turn.
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This is going to be close.
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So, how's it going,
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you two living together?
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She's leaving out,
"in sin."
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I didn't say it.
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Well, don't we get
a pass for being old?
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I didn't say anything.
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With his back being all askew,
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there's not much
sinning going on.
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Well, not none.
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We find ways to be creative.
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I don't want to know.
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So, what's going on
with your house?
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Well, I'm gonna rebuild.
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It's just gonna take a while.
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In the meantime, she has a home.
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Oh, thank you for that.
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With a man who gives
her plenty of loving.
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Anyways,
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how are you doing?
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It must feel good to be home.
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Yeah.
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I guess.
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Hmm. What's wrong?
Well,
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they have everything
running pretty smooth
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without me, so...
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feeling a little displaced.
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Hmm, a little displaced.
Mm-hmm.
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'Cause your home,
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which was not
blown away in the tornado,
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is running smooth.
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Oh, no, I didn't mean...
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You know what I mean.
Just hang on.
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What're you doing?
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Tell you what,
next time you start feeling
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sorry for yourself for
being a little displaced,
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you just take a gander at
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my home of 47 years.
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I'm sorry.
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This is terrible.
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Yeah, I took that
picture with my Minolta.
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Made the front page
of the local paper.
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I got a copy of it
around here somewhere.
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She don't wanna see it.
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Of course she does.
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Go on, keep running!
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Y'all look like
you haven't moved all summer!
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Come on!
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Lopez, what, are you
taking a break out there?
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I think he's throwing up, Coach.
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Good stuff, Lopez!
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Hey.
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Well, hey, Mary.
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Welcome back.
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Thank you.
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That's a nice surprise.
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Well, I just thought
I'd come hang out,
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watch you turn this
ragtag bunch of kids
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into state champs.
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George, you didn't tell me
Germany made her funny.
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Hey, I think we got
a real shot this year.
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Lopez, what the hell
did you eat?
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What you got there, Mary?
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Oh, I made some snacks
for the team.
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Oh, did you bring anything
for the coaches?
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Just a little sugar.
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Ooh.
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So, we over the jet lag?
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I think so.
272
00:10:22,544 --> 00:10:23,980
Okay, now I'm gonna puke.
273
00:10:24,013 --> 00:10:25,447
Grow up.
274
00:10:26,481 --> 00:10:27,927
I returned home from Germany
275
00:10:27,951 --> 00:10:30,386
to a family which
no longer cherished me.
276
00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:33,489
But I knew somewhere
I was still valued,
277
00:10:33,523 --> 00:10:36,058
where I was still
the center of attention.
278
00:10:36,091 --> 00:10:39,395
And, most importantly,
where I had my own bathroom.
279
00:10:45,134 --> 00:10:46,302
Excuse me.
280
00:10:48,338 --> 00:10:49,672
Hello?
281
00:10:51,173 --> 00:10:52,774
What are you doing in my room?
282
00:10:56,413 --> 00:10:57,713
What are you doing in my room?
283
00:10:57,746 --> 00:10:59,881
That's what I asked you,
and I asked first.
284
00:10:59,915 --> 00:11:02,552
This is my room.
285
00:11:02,585 --> 00:11:04,620
Well, then how come my key
opened the door?
286
00:11:04,653 --> 00:11:07,090
I don't care. Go away.
287
00:11:10,427 --> 00:11:12,160
Wait. I'm not
going anywhere.
288
00:11:15,932 --> 00:11:16,698
Hmm?
289
00:11:16,732 --> 00:11:18,567
I'm not going anywhere.
290
00:11:20,068 --> 00:11:21,104
Okay.
291
00:11:22,071 --> 00:11:23,605
All righty then.
292
00:11:25,942 --> 00:11:27,443
What?
293
00:11:27,477 --> 00:11:28,711
What are you working on?
294
00:11:28,745 --> 00:11:31,647
Uh, I'm writing
a Pascal compiler
295
00:11:31,681 --> 00:11:33,048
for an alpha processor.
296
00:11:33,081 --> 00:11:35,051
I don't understand.
297
00:11:35,084 --> 00:11:36,719
Uh...
298
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,322
Here.
299
00:11:39,355 --> 00:11:41,057
Thanks.
300
00:11:46,162 --> 00:11:47,129
What's your name?
301
00:11:47,163 --> 00:11:49,197
Do you mind? I'm reading.
302
00:11:49,231 --> 00:11:50,732
Okay.
303
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:57,908
Sheldon Cooper.
304
00:11:57,942 --> 00:11:59,408
What?
305
00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:01,677
I finished reading,
and my name's Sheldon Cooper.
306
00:12:01,711 --> 00:12:04,514
Wh... You finished it?
Yes.
307
00:12:04,548 --> 00:12:06,383
No, you didn't.
308
00:12:06,416 --> 00:12:07,750
Uh...
309
00:12:07,783 --> 00:12:10,519
How can I program this
with a reduced instruction set?
310
00:12:10,553 --> 00:12:12,990
Use a lexicographic
ordering algorithm.
311
00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:15,993
Impressive.
312
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,403
You should major
in computer science.
313
00:12:17,427 --> 00:12:20,129
No, thanks,
I'll stick to real science.
314
00:12:20,163 --> 00:12:22,399
Wh... Dude, this is the future.
315
00:12:22,432 --> 00:12:24,309
I mean, computers are gonna
change the whole world.
316
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:27,269
Maybe commerce, communications,
media and banking,
317
00:12:27,303 --> 00:12:28,471
but nothing important.
318
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,009
Uh, what's so important
about what you're studying?
319
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,144
String theory, where do I begin?
320
00:12:34,177 --> 00:12:35,678
It explains everything.
321
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:38,148
It unifies the fundamental
forces in an elegant way.
322
00:12:38,181 --> 00:12:40,750
Yeah, but what does it do?
323
00:12:40,783 --> 00:12:42,751
Hmm...
324
00:12:42,786 --> 00:12:43,854
Get out.
325
00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:50,894
No rush.
There's plenty to go around.
326
00:12:50,927 --> 00:12:54,230
All right, guys, wrap it up.
We got blocking drills to run.
327
00:12:54,264 --> 00:12:56,633
- George, can't you let them
catch their breath? - No.
328
00:12:56,665 --> 00:12:59,436
You heard Coach, hit the sleds.
Let's go.
329
00:12:59,469 --> 00:13:02,038
Oh, the sleds, I love the sleds.
330
00:13:06,408 --> 00:13:09,511
Whoo!
331
00:13:10,847 --> 00:13:12,315
Ants on a log?
No.
332
00:13:12,349 --> 00:13:14,051
They're not real ants.
It's raisins.
333
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,952
I know what they are, Wayne.
334
00:13:15,986 --> 00:13:18,054
You guys are doing great!
335
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,490
State champs!
336
00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:22,491
Whoo!
337
00:13:24,961 --> 00:13:26,831
Well, that was
Chernobyl-adjacent.
338
00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:30,133
Sorry, still getting
used to Tex-Mex.
339
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:32,003
You don't have to be
from Texas to flush.
340
00:13:32,036 --> 00:13:33,269
Noted.
341
00:13:33,302 --> 00:13:34,604
You, uh, grow up around here?
342
00:13:34,638 --> 00:13:37,539
Medford. It's not as nice
as it sounds.
343
00:13:37,573 --> 00:13:38,607
Oh.
344
00:13:40,845 --> 00:13:42,745
Yeah, now you ask
where I'm from.
345
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,547
I don't do that.
346
00:13:44,581 --> 00:13:45,982
Cool.
347
00:13:46,017 --> 00:13:48,952
Oh, so what is
the girl situation here?
348
00:13:48,985 --> 00:13:50,220
I don't do that either.
349
00:13:50,253 --> 00:13:51,287
You into guys?
350
00:13:51,321 --> 00:13:52,455
I'm into science.
351
00:13:52,489 --> 00:13:54,091
Everything else
is a distraction.
352
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:57,726
So... no video games?
353
00:13:58,695 --> 00:14:00,130
Star Fire?
354
00:14:00,163 --> 00:14:02,009
Hasn't even been released yet.
I'm a beta tester.
355
00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:03,332
Oh, my.
356
00:14:03,365 --> 00:14:04,969
I didn't know his name
357
00:14:05,001 --> 00:14:06,070
or where he was from,
358
00:14:06,102 --> 00:14:08,370
but he was my new best friend.
359
00:14:09,205 --> 00:14:11,508
Well...
360
00:14:11,541 --> 00:14:14,110
this was a fun,
361
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,412
special,
362
00:14:15,445 --> 00:14:17,847
one-time thing, wasn't it?
363
00:14:17,881 --> 00:14:19,115
Actually,
364
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,085
I was thinking
I could keep doing it,
365
00:14:21,118 --> 00:14:22,519
kind of like a team mom.
366
00:14:22,552 --> 00:14:24,054
Team mom.
367
00:14:24,087 --> 00:14:25,321
Yeah, I think the boys
368
00:14:25,355 --> 00:14:27,524
really enjoyed having me here.
369
00:14:27,557 --> 00:14:30,592
Mary, sit with me.
370
00:14:30,626 --> 00:14:32,428
Yeah.
371
00:14:32,461 --> 00:14:34,130
Oh, honey, it's-it's been
372
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,466
so good having you back.
Oh, thank you.
373
00:14:36,499 --> 00:14:37,902
Oh.
374
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:39,111
You know, when I was in Germany,
375
00:14:39,135 --> 00:14:40,269
I was thinking
376
00:14:40,302 --> 00:14:41,447
we should do more...
Hold that thought.
377
00:14:41,471 --> 00:14:43,874
Thing is,
these practices aren't meant
378
00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:45,542
to be enjoyed.
379
00:14:45,575 --> 00:14:47,543
They're meant to be endured,
380
00:14:47,576 --> 00:14:49,179
survived.
381
00:14:49,211 --> 00:14:50,880
Hated, actually.
382
00:14:50,914 --> 00:14:52,682
That sounds terrible.
Uh, no.
383
00:14:52,716 --> 00:14:55,052
It's a good thing because then
they take that hate
384
00:14:55,086 --> 00:14:56,886
and they unleash it
on the other team.
385
00:14:56,921 --> 00:14:58,721
Sounds like you're
turning them into monsters.
386
00:14:58,754 --> 00:15:01,423
There you go, and monsters
don't have team moms.
387
00:15:01,457 --> 00:15:03,460
Let me help you get
this crap in the car.
388
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,736
I can't kill this guardian.
He's too strong.
389
00:15:13,769 --> 00:15:15,105
Move over.
390
00:15:15,139 --> 00:15:17,173
What are you doing?
Hang on.
391
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,576
Weapons upgrade.
Try now.
392
00:15:19,609 --> 00:15:22,046
Ooh, that's a big gun.
How'd you do that?
393
00:15:22,078 --> 00:15:23,480
I just put in the cheat code.
394
00:15:23,513 --> 00:15:26,182
Excuse me?
I do not cheat.
395
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,119
Wh... No, it's not cheating,
you know,
396
00:15:28,152 --> 00:15:29,953
it's-it's like
a-a secret command
397
00:15:29,986 --> 00:15:31,121
that gives you extra powers.
398
00:15:31,154 --> 00:15:32,588
And it's called a what code?
399
00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:33,890
Wh... No.
400
00:15:33,923 --> 00:15:35,836
It's part of the game, you know.
They build it in.
401
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,193
So you condone cheating?
402
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,129
Yeah, but, you know,
with a wink.
403
00:15:39,163 --> 00:15:40,462
I don't like winking either.
404
00:15:40,496 --> 00:15:42,032
What's wrong with winking?
405
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,076
At the end of the day, it
leaves you with an uneven number
406
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,201
of blinks per eye.
407
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,602
That's insane.
408
00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:48,838
Oh, I'm insane?
You're the cheating winker.
409
00:15:48,873 --> 00:15:50,206
Are you from California?
410
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,975
Oh, now you want to know
where I'm from.
411
00:15:52,009 --> 00:15:53,809
I think I know enough.
Goodbye.
412
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,346
Thanks for cleaning up.
413
00:15:57,379 --> 00:15:58,648
You're welcome.
414
00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:01,061
Also, the toilet bowl
is still disinfecting,
415
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,519
so I wouldn't use it
for another 20 to 30 minutes.
416
00:16:14,663 --> 00:16:17,967
I'll keep the room clean
if you keep the game clean.
417
00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:19,036
Okay.
418
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:22,437
We had had our first fight,
419
00:16:22,471 --> 00:16:25,508
but, at the end of the day,
it really brought
420
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,777
what's-his-name and I
closer together.
421
00:16:32,581 --> 00:16:33,615
Hmm.
422
00:16:34,918 --> 00:16:36,220
Ugh.
423
00:16:36,253 --> 00:16:38,288
I miss Germany.
424
00:16:38,321 --> 00:16:40,590
Hey.
Hi.
425
00:16:40,623 --> 00:16:42,692
Everything okay?
Fine.
426
00:16:42,725 --> 00:16:44,161
Do you want
to watch a movie or...
427
00:16:44,195 --> 00:16:45,296
No.
428
00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:49,165
I miss Germany.
429
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,870
Honey?
430
00:16:52,903 --> 00:16:54,703
You okay?
431
00:16:54,736 --> 00:16:56,841
Go away.
432
00:16:56,874 --> 00:17:00,509
All right, well,
I'm here if you want to talk.
433
00:17:05,414 --> 00:17:07,284
Taylor broke up with me.
434
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,551
Oh, baby.
435
00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:11,554
Oh.
436
00:17:11,587 --> 00:17:13,355
Oh...
437
00:17:13,388 --> 00:17:14,557
Please don't tell Dad.
438
00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:16,059
He didn't know
we were going out.
439
00:17:16,093 --> 00:17:18,528
Of course.
It's none of his business.
440
00:17:19,461 --> 00:17:22,232
I'm glad you're back.
Me, too.
441
00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:23,933
Do you want to tell me
what happened?
442
00:17:23,968 --> 00:17:25,001
Mm-hmm.
443
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,777
It took 14 hours
444
00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:36,679
and 211 lives...
445
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,217
...but I emerged victorious.
446
00:17:45,622 --> 00:17:47,789
Hey, cheater guy, I won.
447
00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:49,125
Fair and square.
448
00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:50,792
What time is it?
449
00:17:50,827 --> 00:17:51,996
7:42 a.m.
450
00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:54,198
We should celebrate.
Do you have any Yoo-hoo?
451
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:55,464
No.
452
00:17:55,498 --> 00:17:57,334
Wait here.
I'll go get some.
453
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,677
I wish I could tell you
we toasted my victory,
454
00:17:59,701 --> 00:18:02,771
but I fell asleep
in the hallway.
455
00:18:04,574 --> 00:18:05,607
Hey, where's Sheldon?
456
00:18:05,642 --> 00:18:07,609
Probably out in the garage.
457
00:18:07,644 --> 00:18:09,511
Should someone tell him
breakfast is ready?
458
00:18:09,545 --> 00:18:11,647
Oh, no, this is lovely.
459
00:18:12,849 --> 00:18:15,518
Uh, let him sleep,
jet lag and all.
460
00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:18,421
Hmm, the whole summer with him
was enough, huh?
461
00:18:18,453 --> 00:18:21,157
If you want me to get him,
I'll go get him.
462
00:18:21,191 --> 00:18:22,724
That's okay.
No, it's fine.
463
00:18:22,759 --> 00:18:23,792
Okay.
464
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,999
Are you ready for your surprise?
465
00:18:27,032 --> 00:18:28,566
I sure am.
466
00:18:28,599 --> 00:18:30,169
Okay.
467
00:18:31,201 --> 00:18:34,873
Hello, you handsome
American boy toy.
468
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,240
I am Helga.
469
00:18:36,273 --> 00:18:38,910
Do you like what you see?
470
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,012
Yeah. Yeah.
471
00:18:42,047 --> 00:18:43,513
Yeah. Yeah.
472
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,056
Hello?
473
00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:01,965
Are you sure your wife
won't come home?
474
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,301
I'm sure.
475
00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:06,770
Yeah, yeah.
476
00:19:08,673 --> 00:19:10,775
Oh, Helga.
477
00:19:13,044 --> 00:19:14,623
I never talked to my father
478
00:19:14,646 --> 00:19:16,047
about what I saw that day,
479
00:19:16,079 --> 00:19:17,848
but, from then on,
I added extra knocks
480
00:19:17,882 --> 00:19:20,084
so people could
get their pants on.
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