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[theme music]
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THEME SONG: Love,
love's exciting and new.
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Come aboard.
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We're expecting you.
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And love-- love is
life's sweetest reward.
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Let it flow.
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It flows back to you.
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The Love Boat soon will
be making another run.
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The Love Boat promises
something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
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And love, love
won't hurt anyone.
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It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.
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The Love Boat soon will
be making another run.
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Welcome aboard.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard.
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It's love.
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Thank you.
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Have I missed them?
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No, they haven't boarded yet.
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Well, I got them
something special for
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their 10th anniversary cruise.
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[laughs] Janice, Myles.
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Captain.
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Oh, how nice to meet you.
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How you doin'?
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Hi, Myles.
How nice to see you.
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Hi, Myles.
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Doc and Isaac.
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Good to see you.
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Congratulations
on 10 happy years.
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We all want to know your
secret, especially Doc.
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Simple.
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Every year, we take the same
cruise in the same cabin
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with the same person.
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Amazing how it
keeps you together.
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JANICE: Oh, Isaac,
could you please
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send some caviar to go with
the champagne up to cabin--
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Promenade 318.
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Right.
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Oh, by the way, we
brought back the towels.
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[laughter]
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Janice, let's put this to bed.
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Yes, thank you.
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10 years of happy marriage.
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I'd have to marry 20 or
30 women to get that.
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Captain, there he is--
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Crazy Joe Flash.
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Ladies, please stop.
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Mr. Flash has had
a long trip, and we
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are blocking an entryway, so
if you could just move along.
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Yes, that's right.
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Nice goodbye.
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The man is a legend.
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Crazy Joe Flash--
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what is he, a track star?
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No.
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He's a rock star.
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He does this
fantastic thing where
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he slides across the
stage on his knees
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and plays this incredible
riff on the guitar.
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Like Jim Brown.
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No, James Brown.
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James.
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Excuse me.
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Ladies, I shall have to escort
you all to your cabin now.
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[inaudible]
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Crazy Joe?
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You probably don't
remember me, but I
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played in the band that opened
for you called California
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Playboys back in the '60s.
- Hi.
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Isaac Washington.
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Isaac, yeah, sure, sure.
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I remember you great.
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You do?
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Well, I tell you,
not really, Isaac.
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I don't remember much of what
happened between '68 and '72.
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Wow, drugs.
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Whoa, no way.
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Bad words.
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Here they've got
everything you need.
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We've got legal
pads, pens, pencils.
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Did you pack any inspiration?
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That's all I seem to be missing.
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Good evening.
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Hi.
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I'm Henry Gordon, and
this is Katherine Wilde.
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JUDY: Oh, this is
a real thrill, Ace.
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Miss Wilde is the
romance novelist
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I was telling you about.
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Oh, of course.
Right.
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I've seen your books
at the checkout counter
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at the supermarket.
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Yes, you can always
find me between the gum
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and the razor blades.
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Yeah.
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Could we just get
our cabin assignments?
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Katherine's got a
lot of work to do.
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We have a deadline to meet.
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Behind every successful
writer is a pushy editor.
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Of course.
Let's see.
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Of course.
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Um, Aloha 316 and 317.
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I'll show you the way.
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Crazy Joe, you've been
going strong for 20 years.
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That's amazing.
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Most rock stars
never last that long.
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Well, when you're the
only one in the act,
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it's kind of hard to break up.
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Sometimes I wish I
could, I'll tell you.
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Mr. Flash, Crazy Joe?
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I'm Joyce Anderson.
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I have never done
this before, but I'm
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a very big fan of yours.
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And I thought maybe we could
have a drink later or sometime.
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Ah.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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But he hasn't even
gone to his cabin yet.
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Oh.
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Oh, of course.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't mean to intrude.
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Thanks, Isaac.
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Oh, that's all
right, Crazy Joe.
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Man, you really have to
beat them off with a stick.
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Yeah, but I'll
tell you something.
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If I wasn't a celebrity, she
wouldn't give me a second look.
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Ah, but you are, and there's
nothing you can do about it.
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Isaac, there's
where you're wrong.
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Maybe I can be
Herb Hanson again.
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Herb Hanson?
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Well, you don't think my
real name is Crazy Joe Flash,
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do you?
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I don't know.
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I remember when this guy
back in Oakland once.
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His name was Bad Leroy.
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Bad Leroy?
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Well, of course, he
was named after his mom.
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[inaudible].
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[horn blowing]
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[fireworks]
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Well, hello, again.
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Oh, hi.
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You know, I found one of
your books in the gift shop.
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Uh, you think
something like this
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would appeal to a guy like me?
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"Passion in Pompeii?"
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Yeah.
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Well, there are a
couple of volcano scenes
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that are fairly gritty.
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Great.
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You know, there's something I've
always wanted to ask a writer.
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Hm?
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Where do you get an
idea for a book like this?
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Lately, I've been asking
myself the same question.
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Usually, ideas come
from the people I meet.
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[music playing]
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Then allow me to
introduce myself properly.
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I am Lance Youngblood, late of
Nantucket and bound for Calais.
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Pleased to make
your acquaintance.
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The sea can be a treacherous
place for a young woman
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traveling alone.
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HENRY: The young
lady has an escort.
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This is my traveling
companion, Henri LaFete.
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He's escorting me to France.
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HENRY: So you can see all her
needs are well taken care of.
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Perhaps our paths
will cross again.
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Now if you don't mind, Ace,
Katherine has a book to write.
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Uh, oh.
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Right.
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I've got one to read.
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I'll see you around.
- OK.
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Bye bye.
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I'm sorry, Katherine.
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I don't mean to pressure you.
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It's just that the
publishing house
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gets a little nervous when
its star writer hasn't
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turned in a page in six months.
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Lance Youngblood?
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I like that.
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Yeah.
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So do I.
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[music playing]
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MALE ANNOUNCER: Good
morning, passengers.
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We are now serving our
delicious breakfast
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buffet on the Starlight deck.
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Here we go--
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breakfast in bed.
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Oh.
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I hope you're feeling better.
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Oh, I'm so sorry
about last night.
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I really must have been tired
to just fall asleep like that.
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Oh, maybe we can make up
for lost time this morning.
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Oh, come on now.
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Fill me in.
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We didn't get much chance
to talk last night.
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Is, um, Hope still
selling real estate?
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Yeah, she's doing fine.
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She was the top
broker for August.
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Oh.
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How's Joe?
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Oh, he's fine.
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Yes.
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He's still the same old Joe.
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And how are the kids?
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How are Joanie and Richie?
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They're doing great.
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Oh, Myles, please.
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You know how I am whenever
we get back together.
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You know, you'd
think after 10 years,
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you'd get over
feeling so nervous.
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I can't help it.
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I mean Joe's away on his
annual fishing trip, isn't he?
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Sure, but it still takes me
a while to make the adjustment.
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Oh.
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In that case, I'll
put on a robe, too.
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Well, don't you
ever think about Hope?
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Yeah, but she's hundreds of
miles away in a health spa,
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and I don't want to waste
a moment we have together.
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Well, neither do I, but it's--
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Janice, we talk
about this every year.
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We love each other, and we
don't want to hurt our families
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by divorcing our spouses.
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No, that's right.
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I don't know any other
way we can be together.
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You're right, but
it's just that I
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guess I'm a little tense.
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I--
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I think I know something
that will calm you down.
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What?
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Mon cher.
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Well, how about this?
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We meet again.
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Small ship, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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You know, I've already read the
first 10 chapters of "Passion
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in Pompeii."
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It's pretty steamy
stuff, and I haven't
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even gotten to the volcano yet.
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What can I say?
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Steam sells.
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Ace, excuse me.
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You promised you'd take
pictures of the bingo winners.
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Right, Captain.
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I'll be there in a minute.
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Uh, you know, I don't want
to overstep my bounds here,
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but, uh--
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But what?
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[music playing]
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What, precisely, is your
relationship with Henri LaFete?
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He's been my guardian
and mentor ever since I
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was orphaned as a young girl.
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I've never wanted for anything.
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I owe him my life.
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I can see in your
eyes this debt.
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It's a burden.
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I understand.
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I, too, carry a
burden of great debt.
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You were orphaned, too?
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Oh, but I were.
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My drunkard of a father
settled a gambling debt
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by promising that I
would marry the daughter
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of Captain Sabatini.
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The captain of this vessel?
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00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:08,310
I, a rum running blackguard,
if the truth be known.
266
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,812
I am honor bound
to marry Victoria
267
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:14,775
Sabatini, a fine
person, perhaps, but one
268
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,987
for whom I have no passion.
269
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,159
There he is, Father.
270
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,702
Dallying on the
deck, Mr. Youngblood?
271
00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:28,247
Need I remind you it is
your turn at the watch.
272
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:32,084
No one rides free on
the Bawdy Princess.
273
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,711
Aye, aye, sir.
274
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:43,053
I trust you shall be
joining me at dinner alone?
275
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:46,640
The cook is preparing
mutton and sweetbreads.
276
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,100
Daughter.
277
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:48,517
Daddy.
278
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:48,893
Captain.
279
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,524
Lance?
280
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:59,195
I am afraid I must be going.
281
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,988
Please do be careful.
282
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,700
Don't worry.
283
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:08,204
It's been a long time since
I ruined a roll of film.
284
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,832
[music playing]
285
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:22,718
CRAZY JOE FLASH: Whew!
286
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:34,605
[scream singing] My moon
[inaudible] comes around.
287
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:38,317
She comes around when
the sun goes down.
288
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,030
So long, Flash.
289
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,451
Hello, Herb.
290
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:51,455
[music playing]
291
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:08,430
Excuse me, have you
seen Joe Flash around?
292
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,933
No, I haven't, sir.
293
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,226
Yes, you have.
294
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:15,563
It's me.
295
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,982
I'm him.
296
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,817
Crazy Joe?
297
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:20,484
Call me Herb, would you?
298
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,570
You would not believe it.
299
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,363
I have been walking
around this ship all day.
300
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:25,781
Nobody's even recognized me.
301
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,616
It's great.
302
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,996
Yeah, you look
almost, uh, ordinary.
303
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,373
Thanks, I guess.
304
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,874
Do me a favor, would you?
305
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,001
If anybody asks where
Crazy Joe Flash is,
306
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,295
just tell them he's hiding
out in his cabin, OK?
307
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,297
Will do.
308
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,591
CRAZY JOE FLASH: Now
what is the first thing
309
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,427
an almost ordinary guy
does when he's in a bar?
310
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,220
Tips the bartender.
311
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:48,804
Aha.
312
00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:50,222
What's the second thing?
313
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,812
Tries to pick up girls, right?
314
00:14:56,895 --> 00:15:00,816
Let's see if Herbie
can get a date.
315
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:01,734
Wish me luck.
316
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:02,359
ISAAC: Crazy Joe?
317
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:06,363
She ordered this.
318
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,156
Herb.
319
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,499
Oh, thank you.
320
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,169
I see we have similar tastes.
321
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,671
Oh.
322
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,340
What might that be?
323
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,883
We hate to drink alone.
324
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,676
Oh, thank you.
325
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,596
[laughs] Hi, I'm Herb Hanson.
326
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,974
Oh, Joyce Anderson.
327
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,267
Wow.
328
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:39,647
Now that we know each other, we
may as well get married, huh?
329
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,356
Bad idea.
330
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,607
Bad idea.
331
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,692
I think we should at
least have dinner first.
332
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,693
Good.
333
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,362
I hate getting married
on an empty stomach.
334
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,238
Would you mind?
335
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,532
I have just a few quarters left.
336
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,910
I'm doing OK.
337
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:03,087
[music playing]
338
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,735
Look, Janice, we've
only been together 30 days
339
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,906
in the past 10 years, but I know
when something's bothering you.
340
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:33,450
Well, things are
different this year.
341
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,285
What do you mean "different?"
342
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,412
I told you Joe
got that promotion.
343
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,539
Uh-huh.
344
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:39,707
Well, he also
got a secretary who
345
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:45,170
loved her work and her boss.
346
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,840
So Joe and I are
getting a divorce.
347
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:51,427
You mean Joe's
been cheating on you?
348
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,929
Our Joe?
349
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:56,807
Henry, I know if
it wasn't for you,
350
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,934
I'd still be writing articles
for the "Teen Tattler."
351
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:01,979
But you've got to let
me work at my own speed.
352
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,605
Well, I don't know
how you get anything
353
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,107
done with that
photographer hounding you.
354
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,944
Look, I promise you I will
have an idea for the book
355
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,613
before we dock in San Pedro, OK?
356
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,115
OK.
357
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,283
Uh, excuse me.
358
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,202
Chapter 15-- I can't
believe Isabella
359
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,705
would leave Luigi's child
under the olive tree
360
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:20,789
outside the city.
361
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,291
Come volcano time,
it'll all catch up to her.
362
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,960
Yeah?
363
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:26,295
Would you like to join us?
364
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,798
HENRY: Katherine, we've
already ordered the entrees.
365
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:30,424
Oh.
366
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,759
Well, that's all right.
367
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,552
I'm expected at the
Captain's table anyway.
368
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,638
I'll see you later.
369
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,057
You can't tell me the
sun did that to his hair.
370
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,523
Are you looking for someone?
371
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,316
Hm?
372
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,234
Oh.
373
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:53,155
Did you know that Crazy
Joe Flash is on board?
374
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:53,781
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
375
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,491
I had heard about that.
376
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,867
Oh.
377
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,995
I was at Woodstock when he
made rock and roll history.
378
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:03,040
He came out and sang
"Moon Child," and pow--
379
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,792
instant stardom.
380
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,419
Actually, "Moon Child"
was his second number.
381
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,712
Before that, he sang
"Neckties Are for Geeks"
382
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,506
and pow-- instant nothing.
383
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,424
[laughs]
384
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,219
Right.
385
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,554
You must be a big fan, too.
386
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,682
Oh, well, yeah.
387
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,893
Joe and I-- we go
back a long way.
388
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:23,519
Joe?
389
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,271
Joe Flash?
390
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,190
You know Joe Flash?
391
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:32,236
I guess you could
say that, kind of.
392
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:35,864
Do you think that maybe
you could introduce me,
393
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,699
arrange a meeting or something?
394
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,160
Well, I could try, but
don't get your hopes up.
395
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:45,207
Lately, Joe and I have
gone our separate ways.
396
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,917
Thank you.
397
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:47,668
Herb.
398
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:48,961
Herb.
399
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:53,924
[music playing]
400
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,886
I can't believe he'd leave
a great woman like you.
401
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,346
Oh, I can.
402
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:05,936
His secretary is 20 years old
and has an incredible body.
403
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:09,690
Janice, there's a
bright side to this.
404
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:12,067
Oh, well.
405
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:12,276
Now we can get married.
406
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,241
Myles, think about it.
407
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:24,496
Do you want to do to
Hope what Joe did to me?
408
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,416
Do you really want to
cause her that pain?
409
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:32,629
I don't want to hurt
anybody, but I love you.
410
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:36,300
I love you, too, and I'm
going to do something about it.
411
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,427
Oh, thank you, Janice.
412
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,345
If I stay near
you, you'll only
413
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,014
be tempted to leave your wife.
414
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:47,811
So I've decided to
take my own cabin.
415
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,062
With one stroke, your
husband ended one marriage
416
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,648
and destroyed a
perfectly good affair.
417
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,284
It's beautiful, isn't it?
418
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,120
Oh, it's so powerful.
419
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:05,787
The sea giveth.
420
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,373
The sea taketh away.
421
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,124
I know.
422
00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:10,375
It's got two of my best cameras.
423
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,376
I finally had to buy a strap.
424
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:19,176
You know, if that dinner
invitation is still open,
425
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:22,721
I'd like to take you up
on it tomorrow night.
426
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:27,643
Oh, I'd like that very
much, but I understand
427
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,020
if you have other obligations.
428
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:38,946
'Tis just those obligations
of which I must rid myself of.
429
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,906
I have no love for
Victoria Sabatini,
430
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,867
and if I spend one more day
with that family, that--
431
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:47,287
that pack of jackals,
I will surely go mad.
432
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,039
But what will you do?
433
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,457
I have no choice.
434
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:53,335
Since the very moment
I laid eyes on you,
435
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,003
my heart was captive.
436
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,255
Oh, Lance, you make me weak.
437
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,633
Then run away with
me to Buenos Aires.
438
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,259
I know a Franciscan
there that will marry us.
439
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:05,764
We can live a simple
life as gaucho and wife.
440
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,683
Oh, I wish it were so simple.
441
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,018
But Henri is expecting
me to marry him.
442
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,479
Perhaps I can
change your mind.
443
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:20,654
So this is how you
repay my kindness.
444
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:23,031
Henri, I don't
know what to say.
445
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,408
Of course not.
446
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:28,370
You are young and inexperienced
in matters of the heart.
447
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,832
Someday I may summon the
character to forgive you,
448
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:37,587
but you, you brigand, you
have insulted my honor.
449
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:38,338
I have done no wrong.
450
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,173
This woman is not your chattel.
451
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:45,929
Youngblood, I
challenge you to a duel.
452
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,556
No mind.
453
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,141
I have another.
454
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:50,267
Let's fight to the death.
455
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,564
ACE: Katherine, is
something wrong?
456
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,441
Oh, no.
457
00:21:57,524 --> 00:22:01,069
I was just lost in thought.
458
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,320
Why did you slap me?
459
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,488
Oh, I'm sorry.
460
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:07,159
I was thinking about my
story, and, well, sometimes I
461
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:09,036
get a little carried away.
462
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,246
Glad you're not
writing "The Godfather."
463
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:15,417
[music playing]
464
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,548
JUDY: Ladies and gentlemen,
the International Lounge
465
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:25,177
is proud to present tonight's
featured entertainment,
466
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,219
The Mermaids.
467
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:29,681
[applause]
468
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:35,020
[music playing]
469
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:44,279
[singing] I've got a chip on my
shoulder with your name on it.
470
00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:47,324
Knock it off.
471
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:52,871
So don't you stand there
foolin' if you don't want it.
472
00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:54,956
Knock it off.
473
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:59,795
I'd say you're either a
lover or you are a liar.
474
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,051
So don't you push too hard.
475
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:10,806
You're playin' with fire.
476
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,432
Baby make your move.
477
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,017
Step across the line.
478
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:16,812
Just touch me one more time.
479
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,439
Come on, dare me.
480
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,858
I want to take you on.
481
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:26,655
I know I can move, and I'll be
loving you if you just dare me.
482
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:39,126
If there's any truth
behind your intentions,
483
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,711
night's going to end up on fire.
484
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,755
You better believe it.
485
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,215
Better believe it.
486
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,725
Looks like you're
looking for trouble,
487
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:59,354
and I say you found it.
488
00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:02,232
You found it.
489
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:04,317
You'll have to come
right through me.
490
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,695
There's no way around it.
491
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,823
Around it.
492
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:14,744
I hope that mean hungry
means what it's sayin'.
493
00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:22,335
'Cause I'm just sitting on
ready, ready and waiting.
494
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,464
Baby, make your move.
495
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,215
Baby, make your move.
496
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,216
Step across the line.
497
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,217
Step across the line.
498
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:32,220
Touch me one more time.
499
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,180
Dare me.
500
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,807
I want to take you on.
501
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,684
I know I can move.
502
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:47,152
And I'll be lovin' you
if you just dare me.
503
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:51,114
[applause]
504
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:55,535
[music playing]
505
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:04,920
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Buenos dias, and welcome
506
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:07,130
to fabulous Acapulco.
507
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:09,966
This Mexican haven offers some
of the world's most beautiful
508
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,761
beaches, wonderful shopping,
a sparkling night life,
509
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:18,225
and everything it takes to
guarantee you a bien tiempo.
510
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:22,604
[music playing]
511
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:43,667
[chatter]
512
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:46,962
Hi, Joyce.
513
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:48,964
Hello.
514
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,840
Listen, I've got some
good news and some bad news.
515
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:55,345
The bad news is Joe Flash
doesn't want to see anybody.
516
00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:56,304
Are you sure?
517
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,264
Absolutely.
518
00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:59,641
He's even got his
own mirrors covered.
519
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:00,308
Oh.
520
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,559
Well, what's the good news?
521
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:04,980
The good news is now you
can go into Acapulco with me.
522
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,356
Oh.
523
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:09,109
Oh, Joe could still
change his mind.
524
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:10,193
Stars are like that, you know.
525
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:12,862
I'd better wait on board.
526
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,656
Joyce, I think you're
wasting your time.
527
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:17,909
No, I've wasted my
time on Joe Flash before,
528
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,995
and it's paid off.
529
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:20,745
Oh?
530
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,208
How?
531
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:28,044
My girlfriend and I stood
in the rain for three hours
532
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,671
once in Buffalo
waiting to see him.
533
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:32,465
Well, his plane was delayed
because of the weather.
534
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:33,508
We were soaked to the bone.
535
00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:36,803
But when Joe showed
up, it just stopped
536
00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:39,514
raining, almost like magic.
537
00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:43,184
It was the greatest
concert I ever saw.
538
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,352
Wow, what a guy, huh?
539
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,105
Worth risking pneumonia for.
540
00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:49,024
Mm-hm.
541
00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:51,401
We could have lunch
tonight if you like.
542
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:53,695
I tell you,
Joyce, Joe Flash is
543
00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,613
going to be spending
the day in the cabin,
544
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,699
and Herb Hanson is
going parasailing.
545
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:02,620
Parasailing.
546
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:03,580
Yeah.
547
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:04,581
[inaudible].
548
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,541
Yeah.
549
00:27:06,624 --> 00:27:07,292
See you later.
550
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:08,084
Yeah.
551
00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:19,220
Janice, we need to talk.
552
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,890
Myles, I don't think we
should even sit together.
553
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,725
Being close to each other
is just going to get us
554
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:26,186
all started up again.
555
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:27,312
I know you're afraid you're
going to break up my marriage
556
00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:29,564
and hurt my wonderful wife.
557
00:27:29,647 --> 00:27:32,233
I think it's time to
tell you the truth.
558
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,360
What are you talking about?
559
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:37,572
Our marriage is
not so wonderful.
560
00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:39,032
I never told you about
Hope's drinking problem.
561
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,242
She drinks?
562
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:42,660
But she's president of the PTA.
563
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,746
Yeah, well, she was
impeached after the trial.
564
00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:45,246
Trial?
565
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,039
Shoplifting.
566
00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:47,916
Oh.
567
00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:49,209
MYLES: But it was
her first offense--
568
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:50,585
at least the first
time she was caught.
569
00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:51,711
Oh, dear god.
570
00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:55,131
She'd have never done
it if it wasn't for Duke.
571
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:55,590
Duke?
572
00:27:55,673 --> 00:27:57,592
Our pool man.
573
00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:58,343
I should have known they
were having an affair when
574
00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,804
he gave us that free acid wash.
575
00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:02,764
Mm-hm.
576
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:03,973
Look, Myles.
577
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,809
Before you try to tell me
that she's been poisoning you,
578
00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:07,602
I think I know
what you're doing.
579
00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:10,021
I'm getting divorced,
and suddenly, Hope
580
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:14,067
changes from Betty Crocker
to the [inaudible]..
581
00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:16,694
OK, so I lied about Duke.
582
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,405
I'm ashamed of you, Myles.
583
00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:19,614
I can't believe
you would tell me
584
00:28:19,697 --> 00:28:22,075
all those lies about your wife.
585
00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:24,786
You're right.
586
00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:25,578
Well, I made it all up.
587
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:26,371
She is wonderful.
588
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:29,207
In fact, she's too good for me.
589
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:30,875
She'd be better off
without me, so I think
590
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:31,543
we should just get married.
591
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,878
Myles, this is pathetic.
592
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:37,841
The least we can do is to end
our affair with some dignity.
593
00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:40,802
[music playing]
594
00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:47,308
ACE: Whoa, whoa.
Hold on a second.
595
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,393
I've been looking
all over for you.
596
00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:48,977
Can't stop now.
597
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:49,644
I got two laps to go.
598
00:28:49,727 --> 00:28:51,646
Listen, I've got a plan.
599
00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:56,192
You call it quits now, and we'll
walk off the rest in Acapulco.
600
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:57,152
Sold.
601
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,279
I've done enough writing
for today anyhow,
602
00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:01,239
and given the choice,
I'd rather shop than run.
603
00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:02,490
Great.
604
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,116
I'll wait right here for
you while you change.
605
00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:04,868
You're on.
606
00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:04,993
All right.
607
00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:14,085
[music playing]
608
00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:16,337
Katherine.
609
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:17,130
Lance.
610
00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:26,181
Take me away with you, while
we're docked in Istanbul.
611
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:26,681
I can't.
612
00:29:26,764 --> 00:29:28,892
Destiny delays me.
613
00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:30,351
I have a duel to fight.
614
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,352
Oh, forget Henri.
615
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:34,939
Darling, don't you
see, if I kill Henri,
616
00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,483
I shall be rid of him forever?
617
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:37,525
But what if he kills you?
618
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:39,068
What happens to me?
619
00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:43,239
Well, I suppose you'll have
to take another look at Henri.
620
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,909
Fear not, my love.
621
00:29:45,992 --> 00:29:46,993
Right is on our side.
622
00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,422
Mm.
623
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,591
I beg your pardon?
624
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:04,469
Oh, I was just
catching my breath
625
00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:06,221
before I go and change
like I said I was going to,
626
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:08,681
and now I'm going to, so bye.
627
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:09,474
Bye.
628
00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:20,401
[music playing]
629
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:51,933
You know, a funny
thing happens when
630
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,810
you're out there parasailing.
631
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:55,770
There comes a point when
you're 100 feet up in the air,
632
00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:58,606
and you realize the only
thing holding you up
633
00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,857
is this large hanky.
634
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:05,947
So I, uh, I decided to
go shopping instead.
635
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,950
Oh, how thoughtful.
636
00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,618
It's paper.
637
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:11,911
I knew that.
638
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:15,039
Well, at least they don't
need any water this way.
639
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:19,794
So, uh, I guess Mr. Wonderful
didn't show up, huh?
640
00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:22,797
No, he's probably
still in his cabin.
641
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,299
He just finished a long tour.
642
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:25,675
I'm sure he's very tired.
643
00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:28,803
Joyce, why are you
defending the guy?
644
00:31:28,886 --> 00:31:30,513
Maybe he's not the
sweetheart you think he is.
645
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,098
What do you mean?
646
00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:37,353
You and your
girlfriend didn't wait
647
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,522
for three hours in
Buffalo, because his plane
648
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,649
couldn't land.
649
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,359
The guy was hung over
the night before,
650
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:45,236
and he pushed back his
tennis lesson three hours
651
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,697
and just kept his fans waiting.
652
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:48,948
You're making that up.
653
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:49,073
It's the truth, Joyce.
654
00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:55,580
Well, I think
you're just jealous.
655
00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:56,914
That's not so.
656
00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:59,250
You think Joe Flash
is some kind of hero.
657
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:01,419
Maybe he's not.
658
00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:04,297
Maybe he's just a-- just a
guy sliding irresponsibly
659
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:05,632
through life like
some kid and getting
660
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:07,508
away with it, because he got
lucky in the music business.
661
00:32:10,678 --> 00:32:12,680
Maybe he doesn't
deserve to have people
662
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,183
like you spending their
lives waiting around for him.
663
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:21,481
Are you through?
664
00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:24,776
Yeah, I think so.
665
00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:26,861
Well, I've got another
maybe for you, Herb.
666
00:32:26,944 --> 00:32:28,529
You know, I thought
you were the nicest guy
667
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:32,158
that I've met in a long time.
668
00:32:32,241 --> 00:32:34,661
Well, maybe I was wrong.
669
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:44,253
[knocking]
670
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,634
Janice, there's no Hope.
671
00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:52,053
Myles, there's always hope.
672
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:53,596
You're just a little
depressed right now.
673
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,306
Hope, my wife--
674
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,766
she doesn't exist.
675
00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:59,227
- You're a desperate man.
- It's true.
676
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,061
I made her all up.
677
00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:01,896
She's a figment
of my imagination.
678
00:33:01,979 --> 00:33:03,272
I know all about her.
679
00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:06,275
She's a figment of
your imagination, too.
680
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:07,527
Think about it, Janice.
681
00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:09,821
Doesn't my family bear
a striking resemblance
682
00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:11,406
to the Cunninghams
on "Happy Days--"
683
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:14,283
a son and daughter named Richie
and Joanie, a dog named Fonzie?
684
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:23,376
You mean that all
these years, you
685
00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:25,753
never had a wife and family?
686
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,046
That's right.
687
00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:30,466
And every year, I had a plan
or scheme for ways to meet you,
688
00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:31,968
and you could do it
any time you wanted?
689
00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:34,637
Oh, I must be the biggest fool
in the history of infidelity.
690
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:36,431
It wasn't that easy for me.
691
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,516
I had to spend a whole year
waiting alone to see you.
692
00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:39,726
You had Joe.
693
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,394
But why did you have
to invent a family?
694
00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:43,104
Well, at first,
for protection.
695
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:43,771
I was coming off a
bad relationship.
696
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,273
I didn't want to get hurt.
697
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:46,065
Oh.
698
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,070
Then when I saw how much
you cared about your family,
699
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,029
I decided not to
tell you the truth.
700
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,824
I may be a liar, but
I'm no home wrecker.
701
00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:56,868
My home got wrecked anyhow.
702
00:33:56,951 --> 00:33:59,120
I know, but it wasn't
directly my fault.
703
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:02,123
And now that Joe's out of the
picture, and Hope was never in,
704
00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:03,750
there's no reason we
can't get married.
705
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:10,798
This is a lot to take.
706
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,092
I love you, Janice,
and I want to marry you.
707
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:16,012
Just give it some thought.
708
00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:17,096
I will.
709
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,431
For what it's
worth, I'm sorry.
710
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:42,789
[music playing]
711
00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,373
Katherine, where
have you been?
712
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:45,208
I've been looking for
you all afternoon.
713
00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:47,585
Oh, I went into
Acapulco with Ace.
714
00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:48,169
Uh--
715
00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:49,670
Don't worry, Henry.
716
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,339
I finished my 20
pages for the day.
717
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:52,548
Spent the afternoon with
the ship's photographer?
718
00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:56,344
Mm-hm, and now I'm going
to have to dinner with him.
719
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,346
Oh, I see.
720
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:00,139
Does that bother you?
721
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:01,766
No.
722
00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:03,684
Of course not.
723
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:06,896
You know, if you don't
want me to go, just say so.
724
00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:10,358
Katherine, I edit your
books, not your personal life.
725
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:13,319
You should do whatever
you want to do.
726
00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:15,696
[music playing]
727
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:16,489
Coward!
728
00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:22,161
Turning tail, LaFete?
729
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:23,454
Never.
730
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:26,165
I was merely going
for my weapon.
731
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:27,792
MAN: Hey, take mine.
732
00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:31,879
I just got it [inaudible].
733
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,130
LaFete, LaFete.
734
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:33,923
Ha!
735
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:46,227
Get on with it.
736
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,019
En garde.
737
00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:47,812
En garde.
738
00:35:58,948 --> 00:35:59,615
Ya.
739
00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:07,915
What's his issue, Father?
740
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:08,583
Why are they fighting?
741
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,751
I don't know.
742
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:13,754
Honor, dignity, something petty.
743
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,172
Cut him through, Youngblood.
744
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,311
Perhaps a taste
of cold sea will
745
00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:30,688
teach you a little civility.
746
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:31,480
[french]
747
00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:49,165
Now, LaFete, last chance.
748
00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:52,710
Will you relinquish your
claim to this woman?
749
00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:57,590
Never.
750
00:36:57,673 --> 00:37:02,887
Then you leave me no
choice, you scoundrel.
751
00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:04,805
[screams]
752
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:05,640
[applause]
753
00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:06,349
Henri!
754
00:37:09,852 --> 00:37:13,606
Oh, my loyal Henri.
755
00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:16,359
I have died and
gone to heaven.
756
00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:18,819
I never meant for
it to end this way.
757
00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,071
Pity.
758
00:37:20,154 --> 00:37:22,365
Now you will never
know the truth.
759
00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:23,324
The truth?
760
00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:25,660
About what?
761
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:28,162
No!
762
00:37:28,245 --> 00:37:29,830
You can't die.
763
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:30,748
It's not fair.
764
00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:34,168
You can't die.
765
00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:37,046
It's not fair at all.
766
00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:38,839
Hey, if life were
fair, I'd be the captain.
767
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,008
What's your problem?
768
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,009
Huh?
769
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:42,885
Oh, nothing.
770
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:43,719
Thanks anyway.
771
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:50,309
Hm, something's not right here.
772
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:52,269
I need a different ending.
773
00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:55,064
[music playing]
774
00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:57,942
So LaFete, last chance.
775
00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:02,238
Will you relinquish your
claim to this woman?
776
00:38:02,321 --> 00:38:03,030
Never!
777
00:38:08,911 --> 00:38:10,037
Oh, Lance!
778
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,914
Lance, I never meant
for it to end this way.
779
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:14,875
Save your tears, Katherine.
780
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,877
I'm afraid I must
tell you the truth.
781
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,380
This man has been plotting
with the Sabatinis
782
00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:21,632
to steal your money.
783
00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,092
But I don't have any money.
784
00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:24,260
Au contraire.
785
00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:27,847
You have a fabulous
fortune, for sure.
786
00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:29,724
I promised your
dying father that I
787
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:33,519
would not reveal this news
until your 25th birthday.
788
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:35,896
Well, you're a little late.
789
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,315
Never mind.
790
00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:39,567
Your father was afraid that
the fortune hunters would
791
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:42,403
try to steal your inheritance.
792
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:44,363
Lance, why would you do this?
793
00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:48,284
Because his name
is Dinzo Sabatini.
794
00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:53,539
[gasps] Is this true?
795
00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:55,458
[using childish voice]
Well, they made me do it,
796
00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:58,544
said they'd take away
me clothes allowance.
797
00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:03,591
I'll spare your life only to
save this young lady's sight
798
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:07,344
of a wretched man's death.
799
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:09,764
Henri, how can
I ever thank you?
800
00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:12,016
Oh, no need.
801
00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:15,895
I was merely fulfilling my duty.
802
00:39:15,978 --> 00:39:17,980
Is that all that
moves you, Henri--
803
00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,356
duty?
804
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,401
Have you never felt the
stirrings of a deeper emotion?
805
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:24,028
And what if I had?
806
00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:26,030
Would it have made
any difference?
807
00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:29,450
It'd make all the
difference in the world.
808
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:32,203
I'm in love with you.
809
00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:37,083
I enjoyed the day in
Acapulco, but, you know,
810
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,794
love takes some time.
811
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,212
Huh?
812
00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:42,254
Oh, Ace, I'm sorry.
813
00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:44,298
I was thinking about
something else.
814
00:39:44,381 --> 00:39:45,091
I'm sorry I'm late.
815
00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:46,050
You ready to go?
816
00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:48,427
Oh, Ace, I can't
have dinner with you.
817
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:51,138
Look, you've been very
sweet, but the timing
818
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,182
just isn't right for us.
819
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,934
There's something I
must find out for sure
820
00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:57,770
before I can make a commitment.
821
00:39:57,853 --> 00:40:01,023
No matter what, we'll
always have Acapulco.
822
00:40:05,277 --> 00:40:05,861
Just my luck.
823
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:07,988
Some guys get the girl.
824
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:11,158
I get the city.
825
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:16,038
[music playing]
826
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:29,552
Joyce, listen, don't
get mad, all right?
827
00:40:29,635 --> 00:40:32,721
I'm going to prove to
you that I'm not jealous.
828
00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:35,015
I've arranged for you
to meet Joe Flash.
829
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,100
You did?
830
00:40:36,183 --> 00:40:39,979
Oh, Herb, thank you.
831
00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:41,188
When do I meet him?
832
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,022
Right now.
833
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:48,237
You're looking at him.
834
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:48,696
I'm Crazy Joe Flash.
835
00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:51,991
[whoosh]
836
00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:53,951
That's not funny, Herb.
837
00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:55,494
CRAZY JOE FLASH:
But Joyce, I'm not--
838
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,203
look, wait a second.
839
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,037
I can prove it to you.
840
00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:58,205
Wait a second.
841
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,666
Take a look at my
driver's license.
842
00:41:00,749 --> 00:41:01,375
I don't believe this.
843
00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:03,252
You stole the man's license.
844
00:41:03,335 --> 00:41:04,837
I didn't steal his license.
845
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:05,880
Look at that picture.
846
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:07,006
That's me.
847
00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:08,299
This doesn't look
anything like you.
848
00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:13,053
It doesn't look anything
like me, does it?
849
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,388
Oh, Joyce.
850
00:41:14,471 --> 00:41:16,432
Let me try to explain this, OK?
851
00:41:16,515 --> 00:41:20,102
You see, I shaved off my beard,
and I cut my hair, because I--
852
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:20,644
no good, huh?
853
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,396
What am I gonna--
854
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,106
wait, hang on one second.
855
00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:25,024
Isaac, Isaac, come here.
856
00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:26,025
I need your help.
857
00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:26,859
Excuse me one second, OK, folk?
858
00:41:26,942 --> 00:41:28,110
Sorry.
859
00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:31,906
Isaac-- please, Isaac,
tell her my real name.
860
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:33,032
Oh, Herb Hanson.
861
00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:35,075
Isaac, tell her
my real stage name.
862
00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:36,827
Oh, Crazy Joe Flash.
863
00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:37,953
Whew!
864
00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:39,914
He needs a little
more coaching, Herb.
865
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,165
ISAAC: Oh, no, he really
is Crazy Joe Flash.
866
00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:43,959
See, I had a band that used
to open for him in the '60s.
867
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:44,919
Oh?
868
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:45,252
And who are you?
869
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:45,711
Prince?
870
00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:50,090
Wait.
Wait.
871
00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:51,342
I should've thought
of this sooner.
872
00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:54,261
Hang on one second, OK?
873
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:55,930
What is he doing?
874
00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:57,223
One second.
875
00:41:57,306 --> 00:42:00,643
I'll get it right back
to you, I promise, OK?
876
00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:03,646
[playing guitar]
877
00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:12,863
[sound goes out]
878
00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:20,454
I have never been so
embarrassed in my entire life.
879
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,216
Myles, I've given
a lot of thought
880
00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:33,217
to everything you told me.
881
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,426
And?
882
00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:37,471
And I've decided to forgive
you for not being married.
883
00:42:37,554 --> 00:42:39,348
That's great.
884
00:42:39,431 --> 00:42:42,393
Well, now before you
crack open the champagne,
885
00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:43,978
there's more.
886
00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:47,273
I've also decided that we
should put off any plans
887
00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:49,149
until we take the cruise again.
888
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,484
That's a whole year.
889
00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:51,193
Oh, no.
890
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:53,904
They have these every week.
891
00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:56,699
I think I could get
away next month.
892
00:42:56,782 --> 00:42:57,616
How about you?
893
00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:00,828
Sure, I have no
family responsibilities.
894
00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,247
I'll just put Fonzie in a
kennel and meet you back here.
895
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:10,170
Next time, let's get a
different cabin number, hm?
896
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,093
[knocking]
897
00:43:16,176 --> 00:43:16,885
Come in.
898
00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:25,019
Henry, I want
to know the truth.
899
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:28,355
How do you really feel about me?
900
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:31,734
Well, you're a really
wonderful writer.
901
00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:35,279
It's just that sometimes
you overdo the metaphor.
902
00:43:35,362 --> 00:43:36,113
Dammit, Henry.
903
00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:37,906
I don't want a
literary critique.
904
00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:39,325
I just want to know
if you've ever had
905
00:43:39,408 --> 00:43:42,036
any romantic feelings for me.
906
00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:42,953
[music playing]
907
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:43,537
Oh, my.
908
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:46,582
Am I that transparent?
909
00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:50,210
I tried so hard to
be professional.
910
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:53,380
You mean you do care about me?
911
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,882
Ever since you
came into my office
912
00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:56,759
with your coming of
age adventure novel,
913
00:43:56,842 --> 00:43:58,677
I have been so in love with you.
914
00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:00,512
But Henry, that
was five years ago.
915
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:03,390
Why didn't you
ever say anything?
916
00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,893
Well, I guess it was
because I'm your editor,
917
00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:11,065
and I felt that I had a certain
responsibility to your career.
918
00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:13,650
You were afraid I didn't
have the same feelings for you?
919
00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:17,237
Well, that played
a part in it too.
920
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:22,493
Henry, I've been in love
with you for a very long time.
921
00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:23,243
You are?
922
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:23,786
Mm-hm.
923
00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:25,537
You were, really?
924
00:44:25,621 --> 00:44:27,956
More than Rebecca
loved Ronaldo
925
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,167
in "Tempest of Passion."
926
00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:34,254
Wow, she threw herself
off a cliff for him.
927
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,757
Well, she doesn't
have a career.
928
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,551
So what do we do now?
929
00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:44,848
Well, my editor would suggest
putting in a love scene.
930
00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:48,477
Never argue with your editor.
931
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:52,481
[music playing]
932
00:45:04,743 --> 00:45:10,791
Joyce, I want you to
know that I love you,
933
00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:12,042
and I'm not going to give up.
934
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:15,212
I'm going to keep trying
until I make you love me too.
935
00:45:15,295 --> 00:45:16,588
I'm for that.
936
00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:17,381
You are?
937
00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:21,301
Wow.
938
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:22,678
I thought this was going
to be a lot harder.
939
00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:26,181
I have been such a fool
wasting this whole cruise
940
00:45:26,265 --> 00:45:29,309
waiting for Crazy Joe Flash
when I should have been
941
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:31,186
paying more attention
to a lovely guy
942
00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:33,355
that I'm really attracted to.
943
00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:36,442
Will you, uh, forgive
me for embarrassing
944
00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:37,151
you like that in the lounge?
945
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:39,486
Forgive you?
946
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,155
You were trying
so hard to impress
947
00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:44,074
me with that ridiculous
impersonation
948
00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:46,368
of Crazy Joe Flash.
949
00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,077
Hey.
950
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:47,661
It's all right.
951
00:45:47,744 --> 00:45:48,871
I was very flattered.
952
00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:51,623
Would you like to see my
impression of Tina Turner?
953
00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:54,293
It's hot.
954
00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:55,711
I'd rather see Herb Hanson.
955
00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:12,352
[music playing]
956
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:14,521
Oh, bye bye, Gopher.
957
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,231
See you again next year?
958
00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:17,483
Yeah.
959
00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:19,860
It'll be a great place
to spend our honeymoon.
960
00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:24,490
You want a lift?
961
00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:25,782
My car's here.
962
00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:28,035
Great.
963
00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:30,579
Well, I'm glad to
see you two together.
964
00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:32,664
Hey, thanks for
everything, Isaac.
965
00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:34,249
Oh, my pleasure, Joe.
966
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:38,712
Oh, Isaac, you don't have
to call him Joe anymore.
967
00:46:38,795 --> 00:46:40,714
Oh, Joe, hey.
968
00:46:40,797 --> 00:46:42,424
You forgot to sign your bill.
969
00:46:42,508 --> 00:46:45,761
Well, you've got the
whole ship doing it.
970
00:46:45,844 --> 00:46:48,180
You signed Joe Flash.
971
00:46:48,263 --> 00:46:50,557
You can't sign
someone else's name.
972
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:51,433
Thank you.
973
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:52,392
See you later.
974
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,352
Why would you do that?
975
00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:54,561
Why would Gopher accept it?
976
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:56,980
- Pay no mind.
- Well, wait a minute.
977
00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:58,315
You're not really Joe--
- I'll tell you what.
978
00:46:58,398 --> 00:47:00,400
When we get up to my
limo, I'll introduce you
979
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:05,030
to my manager and my
secretary and my bodyguard.
980
00:47:05,113 --> 00:47:09,076
I don't really need a bodyguard,
but the guy's my relative.
981
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:09,868
Come on.
982
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:16,041
Oh, I didn't--
983
00:47:16,124 --> 00:47:16,583
I would never have--
984
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,252
Yes, [inaudible].
985
00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,629
[inaudible].
986
00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:26,843
Oh, I'm glad you're all here.
987
00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:28,929
I couldn't leave without
thanking you all for everything
988
00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:29,846
you did for me.
989
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:31,056
Ah, did you get a
start on your book?
990
00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:33,392
Oh, yeah, Katherine says
she modeled the characters
991
00:47:33,475 --> 00:47:35,185
after all of you.
992
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:36,103
Really?
993
00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:37,354
Well, that's very flattering.
994
00:47:37,437 --> 00:47:41,149
Well, I hope you feel that
way after you read the book.
995
00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:41,567
Bye.
996
00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:43,193
Bye bye.
997
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,070
Bye.
998
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:46,613
I wonder what
she meant by that.
999
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,907
She probably made me the her.
1000
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:52,286
Of course, I'm a doctor, a
natural for a romantic lead.
1001
00:47:52,369 --> 00:47:57,791
[interposing voices]
1002
00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:03,797
Will you stop that bickering?
1003
00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:10,095
[music playing]
68318
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