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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,809 --> 00:00:04,588 (birds chirping) 2 00:00:04,589 --> 00:00:07,256 (phone ringing) 3 00:00:08,489 --> 00:00:11,735 (tense rock music) 4 00:00:11,736 --> 00:00:12,727 - [Recording] Your call has been forwarded 5 00:00:12,728 --> 00:00:16,189 to an automatic voice message system. 6 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:17,657 (gunshot booming) 7 00:00:17,658 --> 00:00:20,332 - Yeah, I know it's early. 8 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:22,436 I'm just tryin' to score some chenko, 9 00:00:22,437 --> 00:00:24,286 You know what I'm saying? 10 00:00:24,287 --> 00:00:26,425 (phone buzzing) 11 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:29,345 - [Reporter] Amanda Chongus has a special report 12 00:00:29,346 --> 00:00:32,755 on a new popular drug sweeping hot tubs everywhere. 13 00:00:32,756 --> 00:00:33,713 - Chenko 14 00:00:33,714 --> 00:00:35,697 - [Jordan] Yo, I'll be getting 20 bucks in for you, 15 00:00:35,698 --> 00:00:38,100 and I'm just trying to spend that shit. 16 00:00:38,101 --> 00:00:39,307 - [Recording] Your call has been forwarded 17 00:00:39,308 --> 00:00:41,608 to an automatic voice message system. 18 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:45,043 - This type of service is completely unacceptable, yo. 19 00:00:45,044 --> 00:00:47,157 Fuck you, and fuck your cheap chenko 20 00:00:47,158 --> 00:00:49,677 I'm taking my business elsewhere. 21 00:00:49,678 --> 00:00:51,883 - [Reporter] Made from a scorpion's depleted exoskeleton, 22 00:00:51,884 --> 00:00:54,022 known on the street as chenko. 23 00:00:54,023 --> 00:00:56,713 Once the BCB is ingested, it enters the bloodstream, 24 00:00:56,714 --> 00:00:59,888 it interacts with the white blood cells in the user's brain, 25 00:00:59,889 --> 00:01:03,647 getting them really, really, really high. 26 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:05,317 (woman moaning) (phone vibrating) 27 00:01:05,318 --> 00:01:06,318 - Shit, man. 28 00:01:08,931 --> 00:01:10,963 - [Woman] God, why don't you put it on silent, 29 00:01:10,964 --> 00:01:13,020 for fuck's sake. (phone buzzing) 30 00:01:13,021 --> 00:01:15,303 - [TV] I'll be good, he'll be good. 31 00:01:15,304 --> 00:01:17,129 - What the fuck? 32 00:01:17,130 --> 00:01:19,144 Shit, fuck, fuck, fuck. 33 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:20,828 - This motherfucker better pick up now. 34 00:01:20,829 --> 00:01:22,084 - [Recording] Your call has been forwarded 35 00:01:22,085 --> 00:01:23,183 to an automatic voice message system. 36 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:25,471 - Man, fuck you, it's over, hands up. 37 00:01:25,472 --> 00:01:28,285 - [Reporter] Lawmakers declared chenko illegal today 38 00:01:28,286 --> 00:01:30,286 by a vote of 113 to two. 39 00:01:31,326 --> 00:01:34,627 Police have instigated a new cultural awareness program 40 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,472 to help them better understand community needs. 41 00:01:36,473 --> 00:01:39,453 - Police, Police, get down. 42 00:01:39,454 --> 00:01:41,911 Get on the ground, don't fucking move, get on the ground. 43 00:01:41,912 --> 00:01:43,072 - Shut her up! - Your call has been forwarded 44 00:01:43,073 --> 00:01:45,856 to an automatic voice message system. 45 00:01:45,857 --> 00:01:47,571 - Don't move, asshole! 46 00:01:47,572 --> 00:01:50,264 - Man, I'm sorry, I didn't mean all that shit I just said. 47 00:01:50,265 --> 00:01:52,687 Man, please let me buy some chenko off you, please! 48 00:01:52,688 --> 00:01:55,072 I'll seriously drink your piss right now. 49 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:58,562 - Local officials are gearing to make a big push 50 00:01:58,563 --> 00:02:03,441 against what they're calling the culture of chenko, 51 00:02:03,442 --> 00:02:06,833 which, thanks to rappers like FaceFuka 52 00:02:06,834 --> 00:02:09,149 is now permeating youth culture. 53 00:02:09,150 --> 00:02:10,590 ♪ Try chenko ♪ 54 00:02:10,591 --> 00:02:11,856 ♪ Try chenko ♪ 55 00:02:11,857 --> 00:02:13,064 ♪ Try chenko ♪ (woman sobbing) 56 00:02:13,065 --> 00:02:14,855 - Hey man, why don't you just die, motherfucker, 57 00:02:14,856 --> 00:02:17,489 you don't own me. (phone buzzing) 58 00:02:17,490 --> 00:02:19,058 - [Police] You're going to jail. 59 00:02:19,059 --> 00:02:21,231 You're going to black jail not white jail. 60 00:02:21,232 --> 00:02:23,414 ("Dead and Buried" by Alien Sex Friend) 61 00:02:23,415 --> 00:02:24,722 ♪ Today ♪ 62 00:02:24,723 --> 00:02:26,540 ♪ today ♪ 63 00:02:26,541 --> 00:02:27,783 - [Recording] Your call has been forwarded 64 00:02:27,784 --> 00:02:30,366 to an automatic voice message system. 65 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:33,117 (birds chirping) 66 00:02:36,952 --> 00:02:41,035 - I should be smoking some chenko right now, man. 67 00:02:42,964 --> 00:02:45,993 Shit, man, I'm literally on my knees begging you right now 68 00:02:45,994 --> 00:02:47,851 and you can't give me his fucking number. 69 00:02:47,852 --> 00:02:49,672 - [Dogface] Man, fuck you, Jordan. 70 00:02:49,673 --> 00:02:50,963 - Come on, my guy's not picking up. 71 00:02:50,964 --> 00:02:52,251 I don't know nobody else. 72 00:02:52,252 --> 00:02:55,405 - [Dogface] Man I can't give out shit out like that. 73 00:02:55,406 --> 00:02:58,220 I don't smoke chenko anymore - Fine. 74 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,652 Fuck you then, whatever. 75 00:03:00,653 --> 00:03:03,070 - [Dogface] Fuck you, Jordan! 76 00:03:09,688 --> 00:03:11,252 (camera shuttering) 77 00:03:11,253 --> 00:03:13,268 - Fuck, I'm almost out. 78 00:03:13,269 --> 00:03:16,269 - [Jordan] Fuck it, smoke that shit! 79 00:03:17,350 --> 00:03:20,350 (slow mellow music) 80 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:39,683 (eyes shuttering) 81 00:03:53,619 --> 00:03:56,286 (door thudding) 82 00:04:00,188 --> 00:04:02,638 - Where the hell were you? 83 00:04:02,639 --> 00:04:03,935 What, did you take a nap? 84 00:04:03,936 --> 00:04:05,143 I went out there, and looked for you, 85 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:06,694 and I didn't see no goddamn Statue of Liberty! 86 00:04:06,695 --> 00:04:08,761 - What do you mean, man? 87 00:04:08,762 --> 00:04:09,974 I just stood by the road 88 00:04:09,975 --> 00:04:12,030 in this smelly ass shit for two hours. 89 00:04:12,031 --> 00:04:13,974 - What intersection did you stand by? 90 00:04:13,975 --> 00:04:15,012 - The one you told me to. 91 00:04:15,013 --> 00:04:16,219 - Which one did I tell you? 92 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:17,226 - I don't know what you said. 93 00:04:17,227 --> 00:04:18,705 I just went around the corner and stood there. 94 00:04:18,706 --> 00:04:20,465 - Jesus, did you at least do the pose? 95 00:04:20,466 --> 00:04:22,471 - What pose? - The torch-light pose. 96 00:04:22,472 --> 00:04:24,769 - Oh, yeah, I had my arm up in the air like this. 97 00:04:24,770 --> 00:04:27,324 - I wanted the scintillating light of Lady Liberty 98 00:04:27,325 --> 00:04:29,497 glistening down upon the roadside, 99 00:04:29,498 --> 00:04:32,288 beckoning all of mankind here today 100 00:04:32,289 --> 00:04:33,893 to give their blood to the warriors 101 00:04:33,894 --> 00:04:37,734 who sacrificed their bodies for people like you. 102 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,227 You know what you did? 103 00:04:39,228 --> 00:04:42,204 You let them down, Jordan. 104 00:04:42,205 --> 00:04:44,549 Oh, you smell like you've been smoking chenko. 105 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:46,528 You just went out there and got high, didn't you? 106 00:04:46,529 --> 00:04:48,112 - No, I'm not high. 107 00:04:49,368 --> 00:04:54,268 (tense dramatic music) (door squeaking) 108 00:04:54,269 --> 00:04:56,512 - Did your pops tell you this shit? 109 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,232 I've seen your kind before. 110 00:04:58,233 --> 00:04:59,960 The only thing that'll straighten you out 111 00:04:59,961 --> 00:05:00,945 is to join the service, 112 00:05:00,946 --> 00:05:03,225 and have somebody beat some goddamn sense into you! 113 00:05:03,226 --> 00:05:05,526 - I'm not joining the army. 114 00:05:05,527 --> 00:05:06,851 The shit's for fucking fags, 115 00:05:06,852 --> 00:05:10,737 and I don't lick buttholes like you two. 116 00:05:10,738 --> 00:05:14,738 - Here, take I you don't deserve the other five. 117 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:19,102 - Whatever! (torch thudding) 118 00:05:19,103 --> 00:05:24,103 (tense rock music) (camera shuttering) 119 00:05:41,544 --> 00:05:42,980 (coins clanking) 120 00:05:42,981 --> 00:05:43,938 Shit! 121 00:05:43,939 --> 00:05:45,131 - [Walter] Fran, what was that noise? 122 00:05:45,132 --> 00:05:46,690 You hear that, Fran? - What? 123 00:05:46,691 --> 00:05:47,576 - That noise. 124 00:05:47,577 --> 00:05:50,410 Come on, yeah, let's check it out. 125 00:05:52,991 --> 00:05:54,282 Oh, my god! 126 00:05:54,283 --> 00:05:57,958 What happened? (door latching) 127 00:05:57,959 --> 00:06:01,542 (uptempo electronic music) 128 00:06:04,827 --> 00:06:07,712 ♪ Have you noticed ♪ 129 00:06:07,713 --> 00:06:12,438 ♪ Yeah, ho, chenko, chenko, chenko ♪ 130 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:14,568 ♪ C-H-E-N-K-O ♪ 131 00:06:14,569 --> 00:06:16,420 ♪ I will kill a bitch for chenko ♪ 132 00:06:16,421 --> 00:06:18,312 ♪ Stab you in the matrix, chenko ♪ 133 00:06:18,313 --> 00:06:20,229 ♪ Throw you in a big ditch, chenko ♪ 134 00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:23,424 ♪ Back to the to the pad where I keep my stash ♪ 135 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,544 ♪ Stick a rock of chenko up my ass ♪ 136 00:06:25,545 --> 00:06:27,144 ♪ Then snort up the rest like yeah ♪ 137 00:06:27,145 --> 00:06:29,109 ♪ For chenko, I will stab your mom ♪ 138 00:06:29,110 --> 00:06:30,979 ♪ For chenko, I will stab your dog ♪ 139 00:06:30,980 --> 00:06:32,801 ♪ For chenko, I will stab your cat ♪ 140 00:06:32,802 --> 00:06:34,754 ♪ For chenko, stab you all like that ♪ 141 00:06:34,755 --> 00:06:35,919 ♪ Stab a retard ♪ 142 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:36,997 ♪ Stab your bro, bro ♪ 143 00:06:36,998 --> 00:06:38,742 ♪ Fuck a cop in the ass, no homo ♪ 144 00:06:38,743 --> 00:06:40,009 ♪ I will stab you in the throat ♪ 145 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:42,029 ♪ For chenko, stab you on a boat ♪ 146 00:06:42,030 --> 00:06:43,974 ♪ For chenko, toss you in a moat ♪ 147 00:06:43,975 --> 00:06:45,781 ♪ Weigh you down so you don't float ♪ 148 00:06:45,782 --> 00:06:47,471 ♪ Feed your ass to crocodiles ♪ 149 00:06:47,472 --> 00:06:49,646 ♪ For chenko, stab you right there now ♪ 150 00:06:49,647 --> 00:06:51,623 ♪ I an such a stabbing genius ♪ 151 00:06:51,624 --> 00:06:55,299 ♪ I'll wade back in time, and stab Jesus ♪ 152 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:56,961 ♪ Check it out ♪ 153 00:06:56,962 --> 00:06:57,919 ♪ Stab you in the stomach ♪ 154 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:58,877 ♪ Stab you in the penis ♪ 155 00:06:58,878 --> 00:06:59,835 ♪ Stab you in the face ♪ 156 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:00,668 ♪ Stab you into pieces ♪ 157 00:07:00,669 --> 00:07:02,146 ♪ Stab, stab, stab, stab ♪ 158 00:07:02,147 --> 00:07:03,584 ♪ Stabby stab, stab, stab ♪ 159 00:07:03,585 --> 00:07:04,649 ♪ Stabby stab, stab, stab ♪ 160 00:07:04,650 --> 00:07:07,401 ♪ Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab ♪ 161 00:07:07,402 --> 00:07:10,844 ♪ Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab ♪ 162 00:07:10,845 --> 00:07:13,372 - [Announcer] For one night, y'all, 163 00:07:13,373 --> 00:07:15,410 see FaceFuka, Stabby D. 164 00:07:15,411 --> 00:07:17,807 Paint your baby's face, get in for free. 165 00:07:17,808 --> 00:07:20,606 That's right bitches, paint your smoking child's face, 166 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,887 and you get in free. 167 00:07:21,888 --> 00:07:24,542 And don't forget, go on on Spacebook right now, 168 00:07:24,543 --> 00:07:27,712 and enter the Fucking Spacebook Baby Tattoo Contest 169 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:28,992 for a chance to win 170 00:07:28,993 --> 00:07:32,810 a motherfucking lifetime supply of chenko! 171 00:07:32,811 --> 00:07:35,043 (woman giggling) 172 00:07:35,044 --> 00:07:39,379 - Oh jolly nuts! (woman whimpering) 173 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:40,893 Look at you two. 174 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,600 I can't allow, you're being bad, 175 00:07:42,601 --> 00:07:43,673 I can't give you these presents now. 176 00:07:43,674 --> 00:07:46,067 - Dad, Dad, Dad! - I'm gonna take these toys... 177 00:07:46,068 --> 00:07:50,112 - Dad, those VFW guys you work with are total assholes! 178 00:07:50,113 --> 00:07:51,104 They wouldn't pay me, 179 00:07:51,105 --> 00:07:53,120 'cause they said they ran out of money. 180 00:07:53,121 --> 00:07:54,792 You think I can get like five bucks? 181 00:07:54,793 --> 00:07:56,601 (dad grunting) - I just need five bucks. 182 00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:57,856 That's it. 183 00:07:57,857 --> 00:08:01,214 Take your hands off his dick and give me the money. 184 00:08:01,215 --> 00:08:03,798 (dad grunting) 185 00:08:05,403 --> 00:08:06,653 It's two bucks. 186 00:08:08,686 --> 00:08:12,673 Fucker. (woman moaning) 187 00:08:12,674 --> 00:08:15,674 (slow hiphop music) 188 00:08:23,028 --> 00:08:25,528 (baby crying) 189 00:08:28,989 --> 00:08:31,656 (phone buzzing) 190 00:08:34,699 --> 00:08:37,935 - What's up (laugh)? - Get off me. 191 00:08:37,936 --> 00:08:39,250 I don't need to see this shit right now. 192 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:40,645 - Yeah, you do. 193 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,287 What happened to Cody's face paint yo? 194 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,780 Bitch, don't you ever fuck with a man's baby's face paint. 195 00:08:44,781 --> 00:08:47,340 - I think that face paint's making him sick. 196 00:08:47,341 --> 00:08:50,737 I mean, looking at him, he's all hot, and fucked up, 197 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:53,864 and shit, and I think there's something wrong with him. 198 00:08:53,865 --> 00:08:56,292 I mean look at him, doesn't he look weird to you? 199 00:08:56,293 --> 00:08:57,824 - [Jordan] Man, Babies can't get sick, fucking chill, 200 00:08:57,825 --> 00:08:59,618 all right? - They can't? 201 00:08:59,619 --> 00:09:01,992 - No, face paint ain't gonna fuck him up. 202 00:09:01,993 --> 00:09:03,904 FaceFuka never takes his paint off, 203 00:09:03,905 --> 00:09:06,601 'cause it protects you from AIDS. 204 00:09:06,602 --> 00:09:08,740 - Yeah, but, and as soon as you put that shit on his face, 205 00:09:08,741 --> 00:09:11,151 he starts acting like super retarded. 206 00:09:11,152 --> 00:09:12,513 - He probably got pissed off, 207 00:09:12,514 --> 00:09:14,158 'cause you took his FaceFuka paint off. 208 00:09:14,159 --> 00:09:15,395 I don't know. - No. 209 00:09:15,396 --> 00:09:18,425 I doogled it, like, this could be like really bad. 210 00:09:18,426 --> 00:09:20,871 You got to take him to the babyologist like today. 211 00:09:20,872 --> 00:09:22,783 - Leave me alone yo. 212 00:09:22,784 --> 00:09:24,827 You can't bankroll his sickness at the moment 213 00:09:24,828 --> 00:09:26,520 Man, you know how much fucking chenko, 214 00:09:26,521 --> 00:09:27,989 I got to smoke tonight. 215 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:30,924 - Jordan, you got to take him somewhere while I'm working. 216 00:09:30,925 --> 00:09:33,463 I'm like, freaking out, okay? 217 00:09:33,464 --> 00:09:35,940 If he dies, I don't want it to be my fault, 218 00:09:35,941 --> 00:09:37,423 and I think he might die. (baby crying) 219 00:09:37,424 --> 00:09:40,556 - Man, we'll be good, besides he loves it, look. 220 00:09:40,557 --> 00:09:41,613 (tense hip hop music) (baby crying) 221 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:42,543 ♪ Chenko ♪ 222 00:09:42,544 --> 00:09:45,000 Bumpy, see? ♪ Hide your drugs, it's Chenko ♪ 223 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,873 Know what I'm saying? 224 00:09:46,874 --> 00:09:48,973 Come on, just show me your titty. 225 00:09:48,974 --> 00:09:50,794 (person knocking) (Jordan mumbling) 226 00:09:50,795 --> 00:09:52,207 - Open up, there's somebody is at the door. 227 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:53,392 - If it's fucking Stephanie, 228 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:54,991 I'm gonna punch her in the balls. 229 00:09:54,992 --> 00:09:58,019 - If you do anything, I'll scratch your fucking face off. 230 00:09:58,020 --> 00:09:59,436 - What the fuck do you want, Stephanie? 231 00:09:59,437 --> 00:10:01,268 - Fuck you Jordan, move out of my fucking way. 232 00:10:01,269 --> 00:10:02,790 - No one want's you here. 233 00:10:02,791 --> 00:10:04,953 Janee just told me two seconds ago not to let you in. 234 00:10:04,954 --> 00:10:06,746 - Shut the fuck up. 235 00:10:06,747 --> 00:10:08,753 Where is she? - She's getting dressed, 236 00:10:08,754 --> 00:10:09,711 fucking chill. 237 00:10:09,712 --> 00:10:12,482 - Actually, I want to talk to you too. 238 00:10:12,483 --> 00:10:13,440 - My God, what? 239 00:10:13,441 --> 00:10:16,238 - My mom caught my little brother smoking chenko yesterday, 240 00:10:16,239 --> 00:10:17,409 you piece of shit. 241 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:19,831 I know it was you who sold this to him. 242 00:10:19,832 --> 00:10:20,851 - I don't sell anything. 243 00:10:20,852 --> 00:10:22,751 Why would it be me? - Exactly. 244 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,195 He doesn't know any dealers, 245 00:10:24,196 --> 00:10:26,767 where else is he gonna get it from? 246 00:10:26,768 --> 00:10:27,931 - Leave me the fuck alone. 247 00:10:27,932 --> 00:10:29,049 I don't even smoke chenko. 248 00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:31,003 - I'm telling you that paint's gonna give him 249 00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:32,894 hardcore ear problems today. 250 00:10:32,895 --> 00:10:36,070 He's gonna grow up mega retarded like Jordan. 251 00:10:36,071 --> 00:10:38,334 - I don't know, I mean his ears seem fine. 252 00:10:38,335 --> 00:10:40,083 - Maybe it's all like little microwave's inside, 253 00:10:40,084 --> 00:10:41,734 they'll just keep heating up until they pop. 254 00:10:41,735 --> 00:10:43,673 - Oh my god, really? - Yeah. 255 00:10:43,674 --> 00:10:46,466 You gotta buy for him ASAP or his appendix is gonna melt. 256 00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:50,039 If you don't get to have some today, he's gonna be fucked. 257 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,964 - I asked Jordan for some money to get some. 258 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:56,798 - Yeah, what did he say? (Janee murmuring) 259 00:11:04,984 --> 00:11:06,292 - [Jordan] What's up, girl? 260 00:11:06,293 --> 00:11:09,290 - Hey Jordan, send me a picture of your dick, 261 00:11:09,291 --> 00:11:12,990 and I'll show you my asshole. (star dinging) 262 00:11:12,991 --> 00:11:17,453 - Okay, you know what? (TV blaring) 263 00:11:17,454 --> 00:11:18,992 - What dad? 264 00:11:18,993 --> 00:11:22,400 - Help, I can't find it anywhere. 265 00:11:22,401 --> 00:11:24,984 Jordan, I need my meds, Jordan! 266 00:11:26,006 --> 00:11:28,557 Jordan! - I don't know dad. 267 00:11:28,558 --> 00:11:30,788 I didn't touch your pills! 268 00:11:30,789 --> 00:11:34,583 (dad shouting) (both murmuring) 269 00:11:34,584 --> 00:11:38,079 All right I'm coming. - Help me, Jordan! 270 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:43,080 (pills thudding) (tense dramatic music) 271 00:11:43,932 --> 00:11:45,051 (uptempo bouncy music) 272 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:48,702 - [Announcer] Get ready, it's Dijo time 273 00:11:48,703 --> 00:11:52,001 (game dinging) (character) 274 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:54,579 - Oh yeah, buffalo sauce all over the floor. 275 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,365 Not in my house bitch. 276 00:11:56,366 --> 00:11:59,172 You can't dunk on Dijo, he's 12-feet tall. 277 00:11:59,173 --> 00:12:02,045 - [Grandma] Harvey, somebody's here for you Harvey. 278 00:12:02,046 --> 00:12:03,984 Harvey! - Excuse me guys, 279 00:12:03,985 --> 00:12:05,970 I have to go yell at my Grandma. 280 00:12:05,971 --> 00:12:08,469 - [Grandma] Harvey. - (grunting) What Grandma? 281 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:09,668 What do you want? 282 00:12:09,669 --> 00:12:11,550 - [Grandma] Why is he here, Harvey? 283 00:12:11,551 --> 00:12:13,060 Who's this man? - Hold on everybody. 284 00:12:13,061 --> 00:12:15,158 The rest of my wings are here. 285 00:12:15,159 --> 00:12:16,450 - Here you go. 286 00:12:16,451 --> 00:12:18,955 Two family size orders of South Korean style 287 00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:21,430 extra buffalo buffalo wings, all right? 288 00:12:21,431 --> 00:12:22,878 - [Food] Eat me, Donut! 289 00:12:22,879 --> 00:12:27,137 Buffalo wings are good for you, Donut, eat me. 290 00:12:27,138 --> 00:12:27,971 - Please, 291 00:12:30,196 --> 00:12:31,196 don't leave. 292 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:35,399 (tense electronic music) 293 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,564 - Jordan, while you're at home watching Kenny today, 294 00:12:37,565 --> 00:12:38,914 you know don't go nowhere, 295 00:12:38,915 --> 00:12:42,329 and please don't make any more fucking deals at the house. 296 00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:44,185 - Oh my god, you're seriously gonna trust 297 00:12:44,186 --> 00:12:45,743 this fucked up mongered piece of shit 298 00:12:45,744 --> 00:12:47,252 with the life of another human being 299 00:12:47,253 --> 00:12:48,732 for more than 13 seconds? 300 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:49,763 - He'll be fine. 301 00:12:49,764 --> 00:12:51,140 - Just make sure you fucking feed him. 302 00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:53,506 - Fuck off, you fat bitch. 303 00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:55,840 Can't take your cunty voice. 304 00:12:56,687 --> 00:12:59,070 (door slamming) 305 00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:00,938 - Are they still letting you skip third period? 306 00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:03,084 - Oh my god, they never give me a hard time now 307 00:13:03,085 --> 00:13:04,629 when I come in late from class. 308 00:13:04,630 --> 00:13:06,319 Like I'll just tell the receptionist 309 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,849 I have a hardcore pink taco, 310 00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:09,512 and she'll pretty much let me pass for whatever. 311 00:13:09,513 --> 00:13:12,972 - Oh, well do you think you could stop by the house 312 00:13:12,973 --> 00:13:17,973 on your way home, and just, you know, check on Jordan? 313 00:13:18,102 --> 00:13:21,673 - It's seriously so sad that you have to ask me that. 314 00:13:21,674 --> 00:13:25,191 If I knew who my kid's dad was, and he was around, 315 00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:27,046 I would never let him be this dumb. 316 00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:28,194 - [Janee] Okay, calm your tits. 317 00:13:28,195 --> 00:13:29,235 - [Stephanie] You know, I fucking love you, 318 00:13:29,236 --> 00:13:31,080 but he makes you stupider, 319 00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:33,595 and you can't trust him not to fuck things up. 320 00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:35,086 - [Janee] I trust him. 321 00:13:35,087 --> 00:13:36,641 (Jordan humming) 322 00:13:36,642 --> 00:13:37,505 - [Stephanie] Did you tell them 323 00:13:37,506 --> 00:13:38,708 about those haircutting classes you wanna take? 324 00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:40,057 - Freaking chill, leave me alone. 325 00:13:40,058 --> 00:13:42,455 I'm gonna tell him about Angela's, duh. 326 00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:43,698 Look I'm gonna be late. 327 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:46,247 Please, just promise me that you'll check up on him. 328 00:13:46,248 --> 00:13:47,356 - Oh, I'll be here. 329 00:13:47,357 --> 00:13:48,508 I can't even imagine 330 00:13:48,509 --> 00:13:50,214 what that fucker's up to while you're gone. 331 00:13:50,215 --> 00:13:54,548 - Thank you (tense electronic music) 332 00:13:56,225 --> 00:13:57,802 - Yo Murphy. 333 00:13:57,803 --> 00:14:01,222 - I didn't really understand what you meant by that text. 334 00:14:01,223 --> 00:14:02,848 What the fuck does B-A-F-L mean? 335 00:14:02,849 --> 00:14:04,663 - Bring a fucking lot. 336 00:14:04,664 --> 00:14:07,653 - I didn't know that one, no. 337 00:14:07,654 --> 00:14:10,497 - Look, I don't know if you're gonna be cool with this, 338 00:14:10,498 --> 00:14:11,455 but fuck it. 339 00:14:11,456 --> 00:14:14,453 I was like, you'd be pissed pissed if I didn't ask, right? 340 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,287 So - What? 341 00:14:16,462 --> 00:14:18,078 Dude, you mind turning this down, man? 342 00:14:18,079 --> 00:14:19,482 It's fucking annoying. 343 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,922 - [Jordan] Nah, I lost the remote though. 344 00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:23,611 - [Murphy] Do you mind fucking changing the channel 345 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:25,849 or something, it's fucking ridiculous. 346 00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:29,915 - [Jordan] No the turn buttons on the TV are broke too. 347 00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:32,919 (TV blaring) 348 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:37,358 - [Murphy] So, buy a fucking lot, what do you need? 349 00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:39,428 Full or half leaf. 350 00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:40,643 - Give me a full one. 351 00:14:40,644 --> 00:14:41,925 - [Announcer] And they pass the ball to Johnson, 352 00:14:41,926 --> 00:14:44,054 and Johnson is taking it to the corner. 353 00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:45,638 Oh, stolen by Dijo. 354 00:14:47,692 --> 00:14:49,025 Not in my house. 355 00:14:50,816 --> 00:14:53,969 Personally, I think that they should just retire the sport, 356 00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:56,707 because nobody here is ever going to be better at basketball 357 00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:57,958 than Dijo ever. 358 00:14:59,352 --> 00:15:02,135 - Do ever think Dijo ever thinks about me? 359 00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:02,968 - [Delivery Man] I don't know, 360 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,207 but I know Dijo thinks about me. 361 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:07,499 - No way I'm like the biggest Dijo fan ever. 362 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,614 - The second biggest. 363 00:15:08,615 --> 00:15:10,626 I'm the biggest Dijo fun ever. 364 00:15:10,627 --> 00:15:13,132 - No, but you don't understand. 365 00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:18,032 - If Donut eats anything other than buffalo wings, 366 00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:20,283 Dijo says, not in my house! 367 00:15:23,182 --> 00:15:26,599 (tense electronic music) 368 00:15:29,251 --> 00:15:31,038 - Here you go, you got the money? 369 00:15:31,039 --> 00:15:32,635 - See, well that's a thing, 370 00:15:32,636 --> 00:15:35,779 right now I'm a little low on funds. 371 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:37,203 - Why did you tell me to bring all this shit over? 372 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,515 - I got you. 373 00:15:38,516 --> 00:15:40,717 I'll have your skrilla tonight 374 00:15:40,718 --> 00:15:44,059 but if you can't wait, I could do something else right now. 375 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,543 Check this out. 376 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:50,364 I will give you $17 and 14 cents in quarters, nickels, 377 00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:51,198 and dimes, 378 00:15:52,175 --> 00:15:53,258 two $1 bills, 379 00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:58,536 a pack of gum, "Tornado Hackers" on DVD, 380 00:15:59,449 --> 00:16:00,846 this filter-free humidifier 381 00:16:00,847 --> 00:16:03,136 that I found in my dad's closet, 382 00:16:03,137 --> 00:16:05,204 some balloons, and one bottle 383 00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:09,872 of Brogenics testosterone supplement practically unused. 384 00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:16,313 Yo that Brogenics alone is worth like 12 payments of 19.95. 385 00:16:16,946 --> 00:16:20,307 So whatever that adds up to, you is getting it. 386 00:16:20,308 --> 00:16:23,876 - [Dad] Jordan, Jordan, who are you talking to? 387 00:16:23,877 --> 00:16:26,548 - I'm not talking to anyone dad. 388 00:16:26,549 --> 00:16:28,496 - [Dad] Jordan! 389 00:16:28,497 --> 00:16:29,886 - Your nose is bleeding. 390 00:16:29,887 --> 00:16:32,304 - What? - What are you saying? 391 00:16:34,669 --> 00:16:36,086 - Jordan, Jordan! 392 00:16:37,281 --> 00:16:39,049 - Yo, I thought you were gonna have some cash. 393 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:42,046 - Yo, I meant I'm about to get some cash. 394 00:16:42,047 --> 00:16:43,672 Man, you don't wanna take that stuff right there, 395 00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:45,910 it's fine, I'll have your money for you later tonight, 396 00:16:45,911 --> 00:16:47,661 100% guaranteed. 397 00:16:48,728 --> 00:16:51,233 You know what, I'll do a little pushing on the side myself. 398 00:16:51,234 --> 00:16:52,784 All I got to do is sell a couple of C-bags. 399 00:16:52,785 --> 00:16:55,877 Yo, my people front me shit all the time, don't worry. 400 00:16:55,878 --> 00:17:00,442 - [Dad] Jordan, Jordan, you talking about me? 401 00:17:00,443 --> 00:17:01,623 - What dad? 402 00:17:01,624 --> 00:17:03,301 I'm talking to my fucking friend. 403 00:17:03,302 --> 00:17:05,895 (phone buzzing) - Jordan, Jordan, Jordan! 404 00:17:05,896 --> 00:17:07,615 - I just need to see your dick again. 405 00:17:07,616 --> 00:17:10,353 Come on Jordan, send me some more pictures. 406 00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:13,394 Please, come on, send me some pictures please. 407 00:17:13,395 --> 00:17:14,929 - [Dad] Jordan, can you tell me that? 408 00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:17,309 (Jordan shouting) 409 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:20,060 Jordan, you need to come quickly. 410 00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:23,869 (both shouting) 411 00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:26,182 I watch it in the comfort of my own house. 412 00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:29,016 (Jordan shouting) 413 00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:33,401 Jordan, Jordan! - Is that a fucking baby? 414 00:17:34,962 --> 00:17:36,137 - [Dad] This is my house. 415 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,171 - Everything's cool, fucking chill. 416 00:17:38,172 --> 00:17:40,935 Yo man, you ain't got to worry about Dad motherfucker. 417 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,679 He always like (grunts). 418 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,299 You know what I'm saying? 419 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,105 Yeah, my dad, just took a lot of acid, that's all. 420 00:17:47,106 --> 00:17:48,074 - What, right now? 421 00:17:48,075 --> 00:17:50,625 - No, like 20 years ago. 422 00:17:50,626 --> 00:17:52,021 He was homeless for a while. 423 00:17:52,022 --> 00:17:55,115 Then he joined the army, and he got really into acid. 424 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,290 It's just how he is, 425 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,463 it's best not to piss him off, 426 00:17:57,464 --> 00:17:59,914 he will literally try to kill. 427 00:17:59,915 --> 00:18:03,374 - All right, I'm going to call you at eight o'clock. 428 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:06,358 I'm taking this shit, but I still want that money. 429 00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:07,276 No excuses. 430 00:18:11,522 --> 00:18:12,689 Fucking loser. 431 00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:15,432 (door latching) - all right. 432 00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:17,330 - Jordan, Jordan! 433 00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:20,239 (slow sultry music) 434 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,414 (lips smooching) 435 00:18:22,415 --> 00:18:23,248 - Luxury. 436 00:18:24,819 --> 00:18:25,805 Angela. 437 00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:27,238 Glamor. 438 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,072 Angela. 439 00:18:29,584 --> 00:18:30,751 Prettyfulness. 440 00:18:33,575 --> 00:18:36,953 Learn how to do it with the best of us. 441 00:18:36,954 --> 00:18:38,787 One, the only, Angela. 442 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,348 (cash register dinging) 443 00:18:45,349 --> 00:18:48,978 Angela's Haircut Superstar School. 444 00:18:48,979 --> 00:18:53,229 Where only, the not-unattractive women style there. 445 00:18:57,027 --> 00:19:00,249 Angela's Haircut Superstar School, 446 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,583 if you're here, you're cool. 447 00:19:04,305 --> 00:19:05,919 - [Woman] I've explained it to you four times already. 448 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,885 I don't know how much more simple to make this. 449 00:19:07,886 --> 00:19:09,824 Listen, all we need is a baby's DOB, 450 00:19:09,825 --> 00:19:11,387 and then I can set up the appointment for you, 451 00:19:11,388 --> 00:19:12,927 but you can't just walk in here. 452 00:19:12,928 --> 00:19:15,161 - I don't, I don't, I don't know what the fuck that is. 453 00:19:15,162 --> 00:19:18,579 - [Hairdresser] Get off the phone, Janee. 454 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:25,857 - Fuck, he's back. (man grunting) 455 00:19:25,858 --> 00:19:27,059 - Hey, Janee, listen. 456 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:29,041 Maureen's 12:30 doesn't want any Angela products 457 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,375 in her hair. 458 00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:32,885 So look, I put some dish detergent in a bottle. 459 00:19:32,886 --> 00:19:35,172 Just use that, she'll never know the difference, okay? 460 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:38,364 - Daphne, listen I'm so, so, so sorry, 461 00:19:38,365 --> 00:19:40,760 but I can't make the last payment 462 00:19:40,761 --> 00:19:42,404 for Angela Superstar program. - What? 463 00:19:42,405 --> 00:19:43,974 Oh no, no, no, you can't do that. 464 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,906 - But his appendix is gonna melt, 465 00:19:45,907 --> 00:19:47,350 and like it's super retarded. 466 00:19:47,351 --> 00:19:48,433 Like I call all these babyologists 467 00:19:48,434 --> 00:19:49,746 and they're all like, "No, we won't take him 468 00:19:49,747 --> 00:19:51,416 "without stupid fucking money." 469 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,606 - Do you have any idea 470 00:19:52,607 --> 00:19:53,860 how this is gonna make Angela feel? 471 00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,486 Angela has feelings, Janee. 472 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,555 - Dude. Come on. 473 00:19:57,556 --> 00:20:01,973 Look, that guy's come back here again creeping on me. 474 00:20:02,988 --> 00:20:05,023 - He throws me five bucks just to sit there, 475 00:20:05,024 --> 00:20:06,933 and I don't see anything wrong with it. 476 00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:08,911 Go deal with the clients. 477 00:20:08,912 --> 00:20:11,628 (radio blaring) 478 00:20:11,629 --> 00:20:14,962 - [Jordan] Yo, that's the beat. 479 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,853 You got to cash for that, man. 480 00:20:16,854 --> 00:20:18,736 You know, I've got to make run, I got to go meet somebody. 481 00:20:18,737 --> 00:20:21,235 - I'll catch you later on the cash. 482 00:20:21,236 --> 00:20:25,026 - Fuck man, I didn't even sample that shit yet. 483 00:20:25,027 --> 00:20:27,457 - It's not paid for yet. 484 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:28,291 - Yo bro. 485 00:20:29,482 --> 00:20:32,104 I'll let you have it, if you do me a favor. 486 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,137 - What is it? 487 00:20:33,138 --> 00:20:36,638 Just watch the baby for like five minutes. 488 00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:41,946 - No man, I'm got to go smoke chenko, and play video games. 489 00:20:41,947 --> 00:20:43,280 I can't help ya. 490 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,668 - Man, fuck your video games, man. 491 00:20:47,669 --> 00:20:50,336 Get up out of here man, vamoose! 492 00:20:52,045 --> 00:20:53,989 ♪ Smoke chenko, and I'll fuck you in the face. ♪ 493 00:20:53,990 --> 00:20:55,406 ♪ I'll fuck you in the face. ♪ 494 00:20:55,407 --> 00:20:56,589 ♪ I'll fuck your skull ♪ 495 00:20:56,590 --> 00:21:00,147 ♪ And I'll fucking fuck again every ho, every orifice ♪ 496 00:21:00,148 --> 00:21:02,181 ♪ Every orifice in your body ♪ 497 00:21:02,182 --> 00:21:04,162 ♪ Fuck you in the face with my chenko ♪ 498 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,926 ♪ Stick it in my ass ♪ 499 00:21:05,927 --> 00:21:10,927 ♪ Gonna smoke some chenko not without my dick though ♪ 500 00:21:14,449 --> 00:21:16,033 what's that smell? 501 00:21:16,034 --> 00:21:17,184 (phone buzzing) ♪ Chenko ♪ 502 00:21:17,185 --> 00:21:18,425 ♪ Chenko ♪ 503 00:21:18,426 --> 00:21:21,048 ♪ I just smoked some chenko ♪ 504 00:21:21,049 --> 00:21:22,185 ♪ Chenko ♪ 505 00:21:22,186 --> 00:21:24,786 ♪ Chenko ♪ (baby crying) 506 00:21:24,787 --> 00:21:27,366 ♪ Chenko ♪ 507 00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:28,849 Yo dude. - Where are you? 508 00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:29,950 You said you'll be here an hour ago. 509 00:21:29,951 --> 00:21:31,728 - All right, fucking chill. 510 00:21:31,729 --> 00:21:34,758 (Mark mumbling) 511 00:21:34,759 --> 00:21:38,047 - Get over here now. - All right, fucking chill. 512 00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,393 I'm leaving right now, I'll be right there. 513 00:21:39,394 --> 00:21:40,477 - Yeah, sure. 514 00:21:42,245 --> 00:21:44,775 - Fuck, if everyone would just let me get high 515 00:21:44,776 --> 00:21:46,109 for two seconds. 516 00:21:52,569 --> 00:21:54,170 (baby crying) 517 00:21:54,171 --> 00:21:56,280 (baby farting) - I ain't got time for this, 518 00:21:56,281 --> 00:21:57,281 I got to go. 519 00:21:58,965 --> 00:22:02,151 Dad, I need you to watch the baby. 520 00:22:02,152 --> 00:22:04,508 - [Dad] Jordan, what baby? 521 00:22:04,509 --> 00:22:05,982 - You've never noticed that baby 522 00:22:05,983 --> 00:22:08,687 that lives in your fucking house before? 523 00:22:08,688 --> 00:22:10,054 - Don't fucking curse at me. 524 00:22:10,055 --> 00:22:12,722 (both mumbling) 525 00:22:14,138 --> 00:22:15,824 - Listen, Dad, just stand there, 526 00:22:15,825 --> 00:22:18,663 and look at the fucking thing, I'll be back in five minutes. 527 00:22:18,664 --> 00:22:23,664 (both mumbling) (TV blaring) 528 00:22:24,608 --> 00:22:29,608 (door banging) (baby crying) 529 00:22:31,719 --> 00:22:34,292 (uptempo cheery music) 530 00:22:34,293 --> 00:22:36,815 - Goddammit. (phone ringing) 531 00:22:36,816 --> 00:22:38,357 - Brandenburg Dental, this is Renee speaking. 532 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,326 How can I help you? 533 00:22:39,327 --> 00:22:41,602 - Dude, it's me. - Janee? 534 00:22:41,603 --> 00:22:42,909 Where the fuck are you right now? 535 00:22:42,910 --> 00:22:44,267 Mom is so fucking pissed. 536 00:22:44,268 --> 00:22:45,225 Oh no, you killed that baby, didn't you? 537 00:22:45,226 --> 00:22:47,713 - No shut up, I know what I'm doing. 538 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,378 I told you I'm not gonna kill him. 539 00:22:49,379 --> 00:22:50,585 God, I knew this was a bad idea. 540 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:53,166 - Bad idea, just like your life was a bad idea. 541 00:22:53,167 --> 00:22:54,831 - Fuck off. - Excuse me, ma'am. 542 00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:57,335 - Excuse me, I need to tell this bitch off. 543 00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:58,274 Fuck you. 544 00:22:58,275 --> 00:23:01,430 I'm the motherfucking Napoleon of making genius babies. 545 00:23:01,431 --> 00:23:04,512 I know, I mean I can see it now, Cody's in a dumpster. 546 00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:06,194 You don't even have to apologize 547 00:23:06,195 --> 00:23:08,215 - No, Cody's not sick or dying or anything like that. 548 00:23:08,216 --> 00:23:09,935 He's doing super fucking awesome. 549 00:23:09,936 --> 00:23:13,130 Thank you for asking, bitch. - Right. 550 00:23:13,131 --> 00:23:16,048 You know, Michelangelo doesn't have time to get sick. 551 00:23:16,049 --> 00:23:17,328 He wouldn't do that to us. 552 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,030 - We'll good for Michelangelo. 553 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,369 - I have a big boy job that I need to get back to. 554 00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:23,441 Why the fuck are you calling me? 555 00:23:23,442 --> 00:23:24,591 - I need money. 556 00:23:24,592 --> 00:23:27,043 - No. - Dude, come on. 557 00:23:27,044 --> 00:23:29,691 I got into Angelas, Angela's coming, 558 00:23:29,692 --> 00:23:31,338 and you know how much this means to me. 559 00:23:31,339 --> 00:23:33,922 - How the fuck did you do that? 560 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,406 - No, no, still no, not even considering it. 561 00:23:37,407 --> 00:23:39,422 And don't ask mom either, she hates you forever, goodbye! 562 00:23:39,423 --> 00:23:40,380 - Wait, please. 563 00:23:40,381 --> 00:23:42,231 Come on, I'll pay you back. 564 00:23:42,232 --> 00:23:45,410 Look, I lied, Cody's super sick, okay? 565 00:23:45,411 --> 00:23:47,036 It sucks, I got a job at Angela's. 566 00:23:47,037 --> 00:23:48,698 This is my shot. 567 00:23:48,699 --> 00:23:50,342 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 568 00:23:50,343 --> 00:23:55,343 - That's sad, Janee. (tense dramatic music) 569 00:23:56,307 --> 00:23:57,974 - Oh my, that bitch. 570 00:24:00,753 --> 00:24:04,380 (dog barking) (tattoo machine buzzing) 571 00:24:04,381 --> 00:24:06,822 (door creaking) 572 00:24:06,823 --> 00:24:08,939 - Yo, Jordan. - Yo, what up, dude? 573 00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:10,904 Got here as fast as I could. 574 00:24:10,905 --> 00:24:12,311 You still gonna to be able to do this? 575 00:24:12,312 --> 00:24:13,810 - Depends, did you finally get that money? 576 00:24:13,811 --> 00:24:18,120 - Yes I did. (cash whooshing) 577 00:24:18,121 --> 00:24:19,954 - Hold on, one second. 578 00:24:21,554 --> 00:24:24,304 (coins clanking) 579 00:24:26,145 --> 00:24:27,710 - I don't know where you got this from, 580 00:24:27,711 --> 00:24:29,378 but it's not enough. 581 00:24:30,616 --> 00:24:32,222 - [Jordan] Shit man, are you sure? 582 00:24:32,223 --> 00:24:33,295 I thought that was a lot of cash. 583 00:24:33,296 --> 00:24:36,660 - Oh, there is, but it's mostly ones. 584 00:24:36,661 --> 00:24:38,748 - What about that discount I was getting? 585 00:24:38,749 --> 00:24:40,661 - Even with your friend discount, 586 00:24:40,662 --> 00:24:42,795 this will cover you by a sixth at most. 587 00:24:42,796 --> 00:24:47,196 - Okay, well would you maybe do it in installments? 588 00:24:47,197 --> 00:24:48,973 Like a sixth now, and then, you know, 589 00:24:48,974 --> 00:24:51,630 we could do the rest later on? 590 00:24:51,631 --> 00:24:54,240 - I don't see why not. 591 00:24:54,241 --> 00:24:58,010 Alright, so this is where you wanted that turkey? 592 00:24:58,011 --> 00:24:59,297 - [Jordan] Yeah, like blam! 593 00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:01,784 All about the size of my left shoulder there. 594 00:25:01,785 --> 00:25:06,093 - Okay, and you sure this is the design you wanna do? 595 00:25:06,094 --> 00:25:08,321 You don't wanna go with a spider with big tits 596 00:25:08,322 --> 00:25:10,379 riding a skull motorcycle? 597 00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:11,708 - Spider's are bad ass, 598 00:25:11,709 --> 00:25:14,938 but I'm going to have to stick with the baby picture. 599 00:25:14,939 --> 00:25:16,604 Trying to win a shitload of chenko 600 00:25:16,605 --> 00:25:19,402 from FaceFuka's Baby Tattoo contest. 601 00:25:19,403 --> 00:25:21,848 You know what I'm talking about? 602 00:25:21,849 --> 00:25:24,239 Hey, you wanna see some pregnant titties? 603 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,134 (woman moaning) 604 00:25:27,135 --> 00:25:29,243 - Jordan, are you filming me? - No bitch. 605 00:25:29,244 --> 00:25:32,046 She's always giving me shit, man. 606 00:25:32,047 --> 00:25:34,029 "You don't love the baby. 607 00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:36,494 "You have never do nothing for it." 608 00:25:36,495 --> 00:25:37,484 And I'm like, 609 00:25:37,485 --> 00:25:40,001 "Shit, I'll show you how much I love that baby, 610 00:25:40,002 --> 00:25:41,665 "you fucking bitch. 611 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:44,145 "I'm getting his face, burned into my shoulder." 612 00:25:44,146 --> 00:25:45,314 What're you gonna do about that? 613 00:25:45,315 --> 00:25:49,118 - Okay, so you're doing all this just to prove to her 614 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,049 that you're right, and she's wrong. 615 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:54,172 Even though she is probably kind of right? 616 00:25:54,173 --> 00:25:56,160 - No man, I know that thing's annoying, 617 00:25:56,161 --> 00:25:59,578 and expensive as fuck, but I'm like fine. 618 00:26:00,414 --> 00:26:03,630 I'll let it stick around as long as you just fucking chill. 619 00:26:03,631 --> 00:26:05,293 - I don't know what you guys are fighting about, 620 00:26:05,294 --> 00:26:07,172 but you don't wanna keep a baby. 621 00:26:07,173 --> 00:26:08,659 You don't got to keep a baby. 622 00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:10,718 - What do you mean? - There's ways. 623 00:26:10,719 --> 00:26:12,247 There's people you can call. 624 00:26:12,248 --> 00:26:14,040 People who might be interested in helping you out 625 00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:15,504 in those kinds of problems. 626 00:26:15,505 --> 00:26:16,805 - What? (uptempo cheery music) 627 00:26:16,806 --> 00:26:17,840 For real? 628 00:26:17,841 --> 00:26:20,898 ♪ That hotel near you ♪ 629 00:26:20,899 --> 00:26:24,149 (tense dramatic music) 630 00:26:27,255 --> 00:26:29,147 - It's Dijo time. 631 00:26:29,148 --> 00:26:34,148 (water dropping) (eyes whooshing) 632 00:26:35,092 --> 00:26:36,425 It's Donut time. 633 00:26:37,761 --> 00:26:41,344 Dijo time. (clock creaking) 634 00:26:42,763 --> 00:26:43,680 Donut time. 635 00:26:46,487 --> 00:26:47,404 Donut time! 636 00:26:49,202 --> 00:26:52,284 (door unlatching) 637 00:26:52,285 --> 00:26:53,118 - Dad? 638 00:27:00,346 --> 00:27:02,305 I think I'm gonna be sick. - Hey, look what you did. 639 00:27:02,306 --> 00:27:03,584 I ain't cleaning that up. 640 00:27:03,585 --> 00:27:05,307 - Get your big behemoth ass up off the ground, man 641 00:27:05,308 --> 00:27:07,727 - You got me sick, I'm gonna be sick in this house. 642 00:27:07,728 --> 00:27:10,435 - Man, I don't know. (phone ringing) 643 00:27:10,436 --> 00:27:13,269 Chill yo, and wipe your mouth off. 644 00:27:14,112 --> 00:27:15,756 - Where's all the Robitussin? 645 00:27:15,757 --> 00:27:17,686 You used it to get high, didn't you? 646 00:27:17,687 --> 00:27:21,432 - [Jordan] No Dad, I didn't touch the Robitussin. 647 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:22,746 - Answer the goddamn phone, 648 00:27:22,747 --> 00:27:25,056 I got to get some cough medicine. 649 00:27:25,057 --> 00:27:26,314 - All right, Dad. 650 00:27:26,315 --> 00:27:28,675 - You need anything from the drug store while I'm out? 651 00:27:28,676 --> 00:27:30,036 I can get something if you're sick. 652 00:27:30,037 --> 00:27:32,787 - No Dad, nobody's sick, just go. 653 00:27:34,326 --> 00:27:36,737 What? - Hello there, buddy, 654 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,047 this is Tazel from Brogenix, 655 00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:41,896 how are you making out with the year supply. 656 00:27:41,897 --> 00:27:46,060 - Yeah, we didn't actually order any of that. 657 00:27:46,061 --> 00:27:49,454 I think someone stole my dad's credit card number, 658 00:27:49,455 --> 00:27:52,086 you know what I saying? - Oh you bet ya. 659 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,489 No wonder, I see you made one of the payments 660 00:27:54,490 --> 00:27:55,932 by cash here, let me see if I can straighten this out. 661 00:27:55,933 --> 00:28:00,064 - Can I talk to you some other time about this. 662 00:28:00,065 --> 00:28:02,428 Yo man, you gotta stop telling your fat fucking sister 663 00:28:02,429 --> 00:28:04,781 about this, I don't wanna karate chop her in the throat. 664 00:28:04,782 --> 00:28:06,887 - What happened to your shoulder. 665 00:28:06,888 --> 00:28:08,533 - Just got a banging new tattoo. 666 00:28:08,534 --> 00:28:11,614 - What did you get a tattoo of? 667 00:28:11,615 --> 00:28:15,268 Spiders, still a lot of work I got to get done on it though. 668 00:28:15,269 --> 00:28:16,900 - Oh, that's gay. 669 00:28:16,901 --> 00:28:20,058 - No man that ain't gay, look, I ain’t got no baggy. 670 00:28:20,059 --> 00:28:21,808 So I'm gonna break it up here. 671 00:28:21,809 --> 00:28:23,774 You both want one? 672 00:28:23,775 --> 00:28:25,163 - What kind of chenko is this? 673 00:28:25,164 --> 00:28:27,534 I don't want this dirt. - Watch it, son. 674 00:28:27,535 --> 00:28:29,293 You don't know what's good. 675 00:28:29,294 --> 00:28:34,294 This is 100% pure scorpion dust straight from Peru. 676 00:28:34,643 --> 00:28:36,939 - I don't believe you, it's not even that dark. 677 00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:40,063 - No, man, look some of the best chenko I ever smoked. 678 00:28:40,064 --> 00:28:41,555 Check it out. 679 00:28:41,556 --> 00:28:43,309 So you got that 600 bucks? 680 00:28:43,310 --> 00:28:47,227 - Dude, run! (tires screeching) 681 00:28:48,149 --> 00:28:52,149 - Hey, come back here (grunts). 682 00:28:56,952 --> 00:29:01,869 - Fuck you, loser! (tense electronic music) 683 00:29:12,908 --> 00:29:16,127 - Yeah, I'll drop it off, but I'm not doing cash anymore. 684 00:29:16,128 --> 00:29:18,468 I keep getting fucked over. 685 00:29:18,469 --> 00:29:21,886 I'm switching over to ZitCoin, it's just. 686 00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:35,145 - [Jordan] Damn, Getting a bad ass tattoo, fuck you all. 687 00:29:35,604 --> 00:29:39,642 Vote for me in the FaceFuka Baby Tattoo contest, 688 00:29:39,643 --> 00:29:40,564 #Don'tbeabitch. 689 00:29:40,565 --> 00:29:42,815 - You got a fucking tattoo! 690 00:29:44,097 --> 00:29:46,849 You got a fucking tattoo! 691 00:29:46,850 --> 00:29:48,850 You said you were broke! 692 00:29:52,407 --> 00:29:53,729 - [Stephanie] (sighs) Look, Janee, 693 00:29:53,730 --> 00:29:55,227 you don't need to call a doctor, 694 00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:57,027 you just need to buy baby aspirin, 695 00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:58,998 pour like half the bottle in his face, 696 00:29:58,999 --> 00:30:00,323 and he'll calm the fuck down. 697 00:30:00,324 --> 00:30:02,402 - All right, fricking chill. 698 00:30:02,403 --> 00:30:03,551 What am I gonna do? 699 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,250 I'm like freaking out, man. 700 00:30:05,251 --> 00:30:07,265 Look just please promise me that you'll call as soon 701 00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:09,479 as you get there, okay? 702 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,243 - Off the phone, Janee. 703 00:30:11,244 --> 00:30:12,866 Angela is not happy. 704 00:30:12,867 --> 00:30:14,945 You can't quit the program. - What do you mean? 705 00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:16,307 - Angela won't allow it. 706 00:30:16,308 --> 00:30:18,237 This salon sponsored you for this, 707 00:30:18,238 --> 00:30:19,503 and if you don't go, 708 00:30:19,504 --> 00:30:21,423 do you know what Angela is gonna do to me? 709 00:30:21,424 --> 00:30:25,601 I have a family, Janee. - Dude, I can't pay for it. 710 00:30:25,602 --> 00:30:29,761 - Angela doesn't care, Janee, You have to pay. 711 00:30:29,762 --> 00:30:30,762 You have to! 712 00:30:35,319 --> 00:30:37,319 - Janee, hey. Hey Janee, 713 00:30:38,217 --> 00:30:40,892 do you know where I can score some chenko? 714 00:30:40,893 --> 00:30:43,151 - No, I don't do that shit. 715 00:30:43,152 --> 00:30:46,524 - Oh damn, I thought maybe your bae 716 00:30:46,525 --> 00:30:49,108 was still dealing C-bags again. 717 00:30:50,136 --> 00:30:51,351 I'll give you $20 718 00:30:51,352 --> 00:30:54,395 If you can score some fucking chenko today. 719 00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:58,464 Please, I'm skiving yo, I can't find shit around here. 720 00:30:58,465 --> 00:31:00,821 - Dude, I'm so broke right now. 721 00:31:00,822 --> 00:31:03,072 - You know, you need money. 722 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:07,927 Bundy over there, will pay you $500 723 00:31:09,431 --> 00:31:12,172 to bend him over and call him a little princess, 724 00:31:12,173 --> 00:31:13,315 and tickle his butthole. 725 00:31:13,316 --> 00:31:16,129 He tells me like five times a day. 726 00:31:16,130 --> 00:31:16,963 - No. 727 00:31:18,609 --> 00:31:19,977 Let me text Jordan, 728 00:31:19,978 --> 00:31:21,756 he's literally always got stuff, 729 00:31:21,757 --> 00:31:23,816 he can hook you up with some dope ass chenko. 730 00:31:23,817 --> 00:31:27,777 - Dope, I will give you that 20 when I am done work. 731 00:31:27,778 --> 00:31:28,865 Thanks girl. 732 00:31:28,866 --> 00:31:32,033 (slow dramatic music) 733 00:31:38,223 --> 00:31:40,890 (phone ringing) 734 00:31:44,901 --> 00:31:47,074 - Brandenburg Dental, this is Renee speaking. 735 00:31:47,075 --> 00:31:49,242 What the fuck do you want? 736 00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:53,707 - [Caller] I'll call back. 737 00:31:56,241 --> 00:31:57,074 - Angela? 738 00:32:05,544 --> 00:32:09,125 (keyboard keys clanking) (browser dinging) 739 00:32:09,126 --> 00:32:09,959 Comebacks. 740 00:32:12,362 --> 00:32:14,144 - [Jordan] Bleed on this bitch? 741 00:32:14,145 --> 00:32:17,101 ♪ FaceFuka, ♪Chankoforlife. 742 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:18,975 - [Dad] Jordan, where are you? 743 00:32:18,976 --> 00:32:20,995 - I'm in the bathroom. 744 00:32:20,996 --> 00:32:23,900 I'm gonna stab those kids. - Jordan! 745 00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:25,828 Jordan, Jordan, where are you? 746 00:32:25,829 --> 00:32:27,821 Jordan, where are you? 747 00:32:27,822 --> 00:32:29,598 Oh, there you are, Jordan. 748 00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:31,534 You're not gonna believe this. 749 00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:34,142 Somebody robbed the VFW this morning. 750 00:32:34,143 --> 00:32:35,623 - Well that sucks. 751 00:32:35,624 --> 00:32:38,446 - Guy came in, and ran out with one of them charity boxes 752 00:32:38,447 --> 00:32:39,946 for Vets With No legs. 753 00:32:39,947 --> 00:32:41,926 What kind of scum would do that? 754 00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:43,218 I'm going over there right now 755 00:32:43,219 --> 00:32:46,804 to help them find out who did this? 756 00:32:46,805 --> 00:32:51,150 You can't fool us vets. (door latching) 757 00:32:51,151 --> 00:32:53,420 (TV blaring) (Jordan grunting) 758 00:32:53,421 --> 00:32:58,421 - Man, where's that remote. (slow mellow music) 759 00:33:02,373 --> 00:33:06,206 Fuck, I just want one hit of chenko, just one. 760 00:33:16,790 --> 00:33:19,707 (chenko crumbling) 761 00:33:22,288 --> 00:33:25,121 (Jordan snorting) 762 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,070 (Jordan gagging) 763 00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:34,541 That's not gonna work. 764 00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:46,062 (Jordan slurping) 765 00:33:47,989 --> 00:33:52,989 (Jordan burping) (phone ringing) 766 00:33:55,065 --> 00:33:56,838 - [Narrator] It's important at the first sign of illness 767 00:33:56,839 --> 00:33:59,101 to administer Baby Aspirin to your child. 768 00:33:59,102 --> 00:34:00,831 Without Baby Aspirin, 769 00:34:00,832 --> 00:34:04,324 your baby has frighteningly higher chance of dying. 770 00:34:04,325 --> 00:34:08,725 100% pure Baby Aspirin, it cools their bones, 771 00:34:08,726 --> 00:34:11,074 and dulls their sense of awareness., 772 00:34:11,075 --> 00:34:14,242 so their sickness starts to melt away. 773 00:34:15,641 --> 00:34:17,147 - Yeah? 774 00:34:17,148 --> 00:34:20,194 - [Walter] Jordan, we want that money back. 775 00:34:20,195 --> 00:34:21,202 - Who is this? 776 00:34:21,203 --> 00:34:22,944 - You don't damn well who this is. 777 00:34:22,945 --> 00:34:24,555 Don't play games with me, you hamburger. 778 00:34:24,556 --> 00:34:25,614 - We know it was you who stole from us. 779 00:34:25,615 --> 00:34:26,811 - Fuck you. 780 00:34:26,812 --> 00:34:27,816 - [Walter] We're coming by your house tonight 781 00:34:27,817 --> 00:34:28,922 for that money. 782 00:34:28,923 --> 00:34:30,772 You hand it over, I swear we won't tell your dad 783 00:34:30,773 --> 00:34:32,645 or everyone else what happened. 784 00:34:32,646 --> 00:34:33,973 That's a fair offer. 785 00:34:33,974 --> 00:34:36,759 - How about you give me the other five bucks 786 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,387 you screwed me on this morning, 787 00:34:38,388 --> 00:34:39,665 and I won't to tell everybody 788 00:34:39,666 --> 00:34:42,557 how much an old douche you are. 789 00:34:42,558 --> 00:34:44,850 - Oh, fucking dope, thank you so much. 790 00:34:44,851 --> 00:34:47,589 Don't worry about that chenko later, I'm good. 791 00:34:47,590 --> 00:34:50,033 - But dude, come on, I needed that money. 792 00:34:50,034 --> 00:34:51,121 But my baby's all sick. 793 00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:52,284 - Okay, that's really cute, 794 00:34:52,285 --> 00:34:56,651 you should probably talk to Bundy over there. 795 00:34:56,652 --> 00:34:59,730 It's really not so bad, it takes like 30 seconds, 796 00:34:59,731 --> 00:35:01,744 helps me pay my rent. (person knocking) 797 00:35:01,745 --> 00:35:04,356 - I don't think you realize what is coming down on you 798 00:35:04,357 --> 00:35:06,481 if you don't surrender it now. 799 00:35:06,482 --> 00:35:10,815 Whatever, I got to go. (baby crying) 800 00:35:13,271 --> 00:35:14,604 What's up, dude. 801 00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:17,489 I was gonna call you. 802 00:35:18,562 --> 00:35:21,812 I'm sorry. - Shit, it doesn't even work. 803 00:35:22,782 --> 00:35:25,750 Where's my money? - Well, that's the thing. 804 00:35:25,751 --> 00:35:27,821 See. - You don't have it, do you? 805 00:35:27,822 --> 00:35:29,612 - Technically no. 806 00:35:29,613 --> 00:35:33,573 - And you're not gonna pay me either, are you? 807 00:35:33,574 --> 00:35:34,741 - Probably not 808 00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:38,375 - Where's my fucking chenk? 809 00:35:39,796 --> 00:35:43,540 - Hey, where are you going, hey, hey! 810 00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:48,541 (Bundy grunting) (baby screaming) 811 00:35:53,246 --> 00:35:56,496 Hey, get out of here, don't touch that. 812 00:35:57,612 --> 00:36:00,123 - I don't like to be fucked with, where is it? 813 00:36:00,124 --> 00:36:01,444 - I kind of lost it, yo. 814 00:36:01,445 --> 00:36:05,695 - [Dealer] Oh really, you wanna revise your answer? 815 00:36:09,203 --> 00:36:10,996 - [Jordan] I told you I fucking lost it, 816 00:36:10,997 --> 00:36:12,570 I don't have it, dude. 817 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:14,513 I fucking lost it, Dude, I don't have it. 818 00:36:14,514 --> 00:36:15,991 - Well, where did it go? 819 00:36:15,992 --> 00:36:18,099 Two onions of chenko does not just vanish 820 00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:20,412 into thin fucking air. 821 00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:24,610 - I was robbed, yo by little fucking bikers, dude. 822 00:36:24,611 --> 00:36:26,476 Yeah, I don't have any cash right now, 823 00:36:26,477 --> 00:36:30,477 but maybe we can make a deal for something else. 824 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:32,458 - Hey there. 825 00:36:36,867 --> 00:36:38,497 - You got some pills? - Wait, don't take that, 826 00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:40,717 that's my dad's antiacid flashback medicine. 827 00:36:40,718 --> 00:36:42,321 There's so much acid still in his spine 828 00:36:42,322 --> 00:36:45,606 if he doesn't take it, he gets really bad trips, 829 00:36:45,607 --> 00:36:48,375 seriously you can take anything else, but that, 830 00:36:48,376 --> 00:36:50,652 come on man, there is other valuable shit in here 831 00:36:50,653 --> 00:36:53,569 we could steal. - What the fuck? 832 00:36:53,570 --> 00:36:58,570 - Dude, are you okay? (tense electronic music) 833 00:37:01,277 --> 00:37:05,194 - Whoa, excuse me buddy, you can't die in here. 834 00:37:06,107 --> 00:37:08,400 - Look, I don't care, take the baby. 835 00:37:08,401 --> 00:37:10,508 Yeah, you want it, it's yours. 836 00:37:10,509 --> 00:37:14,220 I hear you can get like five grand for a fresh baby on eBay. 837 00:37:14,221 --> 00:37:16,012 Just sell it, and with the money I owe you, 838 00:37:16,013 --> 00:37:17,930 you can toss me like an extra two onions, 839 00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:19,599 and we'll call it even yo. 840 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,844 - I'm not taking your fucking kid. 841 00:37:22,845 --> 00:37:25,345 (baby crying) 842 00:37:33,634 --> 00:37:38,232 Don't ever call me again, you sick piece of shit. 843 00:37:38,233 --> 00:37:42,406 - Fuck off, Stephanie, where did you come from? 844 00:37:42,407 --> 00:37:46,948 - Oh my, seriously, did you just try to fucking do 845 00:37:46,949 --> 00:37:49,290 what you fucking did? - No Stephanie, I didn't. 846 00:37:49,291 --> 00:37:52,100 - [Stephanie] Wait 'til Janee finds out about this. 847 00:37:52,101 --> 00:37:53,416 - Hey, how are you? 848 00:37:53,417 --> 00:37:55,338 - Do you have nay Baby Aspirin? 849 00:37:55,339 --> 00:37:56,721 - Yeah, sure. 850 00:37:56,722 --> 00:37:57,812 - I'm taking Cody with me, 851 00:37:57,813 --> 00:37:59,598 he is not safe with you. 852 00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:01,067 - [Jordan] What are you doing is that not my baby now, 853 00:38:01,068 --> 00:38:03,439 or something? - I don't give a fuck. 854 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,587 - Fine, you'd be doing me a fucking favor, bitch, 855 00:38:05,588 --> 00:38:08,179 you do realize he shits all day long? 856 00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:10,204 - What, you can't take my baby. 857 00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:12,534 Wait a minute, bitch, I already fucking got you pregnant, 858 00:38:12,535 --> 00:38:14,744 and gave you a baby, I wanted to keep that one. 859 00:38:14,745 --> 00:38:17,412 Hey, I don't care, I don't care. 860 00:38:21,999 --> 00:38:23,844 - I could care less about that face, phew. 861 00:38:23,845 --> 00:38:25,636 You tell her if she smells like salami, 862 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:27,260 then I'm not talking to her again. 863 00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:31,230 - Oh my god, salami and Barbie smell like. 864 00:38:31,231 --> 00:38:34,415 (TV blaring) 865 00:38:34,416 --> 00:38:38,257 - [TV] Seriously like banging hot chicks. 866 00:38:38,258 --> 00:38:39,446 (phone buzzing) 867 00:38:39,447 --> 00:38:41,788 - I thought we had a good thing going here, Jordan. 868 00:38:41,789 --> 00:38:45,632 I'm just sitting here all alone snorting some chenko. 869 00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:47,050 Thank you chenko. 870 00:38:49,099 --> 00:38:51,176 - Chenko. - Fuck yeah it is. 871 00:38:51,177 --> 00:38:54,920 - I got some chenk chenk keeps showing me that dick, 872 00:38:54,921 --> 00:38:58,059 and I'll bring your ass some. 873 00:38:58,060 --> 00:39:01,227 - [TV] Whip it up in about 30 minutes. 874 00:39:03,558 --> 00:39:06,218 - Scorpion chenk will make it look bigger. 875 00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:09,548 Dangle this bad boy next to my dick, she'll love it. 876 00:39:09,549 --> 00:39:11,106 (car honking) 877 00:39:11,107 --> 00:39:13,524 What the fuck is it now, man? 878 00:39:16,624 --> 00:39:17,457 Donut! 879 00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:19,413 - Jordan! 880 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:27,008 Guess what I just got, just make a guess. 881 00:39:27,009 --> 00:39:29,366 - Donut, I don't fucking care. 882 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,222 - I just got diabetes, which now I got this pill, 883 00:39:32,223 --> 00:39:34,584 it's like making me shit like a lot, which means more. 884 00:39:34,585 --> 00:39:37,191 - I tried to hit up chenko all fucking day, man. 885 00:39:37,192 --> 00:39:40,479 Where the fuck did (stammers). 886 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,197 Did you just reach inside your belly button, 887 00:39:42,198 --> 00:39:45,171 and smell the shit that was inside. 888 00:39:45,172 --> 00:39:46,653 - Oh yeah, so gross. 889 00:39:46,654 --> 00:39:48,505 What the fuck is wrong with you, Donut, get off my lawn. 890 00:39:48,506 --> 00:39:50,104 I'm going back inside. 891 00:39:50,105 --> 00:39:51,483 You don't wanna help me get some chenko, 892 00:39:51,484 --> 00:39:52,568 eat a dick then. 893 00:39:52,569 --> 00:39:55,069 - Wait, come on, I got chenko. 894 00:39:56,276 --> 00:39:59,452 We can start to lines, and eat some chenko. 895 00:39:59,453 --> 00:40:00,600 - Chenko. - Yeah, 896 00:40:00,601 --> 00:40:03,684 let's get some food up in this bitch. 897 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:07,273 - Chenko, let's start that shit up. 898 00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:10,396 Fucking come on, I'm waiting for you. 899 00:40:10,397 --> 00:40:13,342 (tires screeching) Let's go bro. 900 00:40:13,343 --> 00:40:15,787 - [Donut] Can I Have some wings on that line? 901 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:18,427 - No you cannot have any wings. 902 00:40:18,428 --> 00:40:21,178 (Donut munching) 903 00:40:22,910 --> 00:40:25,204 Man, where the fuck your chenko at, yo? 904 00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:26,037 - Brother. 905 00:40:26,038 --> 00:40:27,460 - Come on I haven't been high all day, 906 00:40:27,461 --> 00:40:29,015 I just need to do a hit real quick! 907 00:40:29,016 --> 00:40:29,973 - Right. - This is some 908 00:40:29,974 --> 00:40:32,482 bomb fucking chenko, yo. 909 00:40:32,483 --> 00:40:35,650 We're gonna get so fucking high, man. 910 00:40:35,651 --> 00:40:39,068 (tense electronic music) 911 00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:45,014 - Man, you like fine. - I know (chuckles). 912 00:40:45,015 --> 00:40:47,297 - God. - It smells like tree bark. 913 00:40:47,298 --> 00:40:50,285 - [Janee] Who the fuck is calling me. 914 00:40:50,286 --> 00:40:52,669 - But lie better, you know, yo give me a hit. 915 00:40:52,670 --> 00:40:54,233 - Who the fuck you, I'll fix up my own bong. 916 00:40:54,234 --> 00:40:55,759 - Janee, you better thank me. 917 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,823 I just got off the phone with that cuntoid, Angela, 918 00:40:57,824 --> 00:40:59,580 and you know what she just said to me? 919 00:40:59,581 --> 00:41:01,422 What is it with you in the phone? 920 00:41:01,423 --> 00:41:06,050 Can't anyone around here stop the texting for two seconds. 921 00:41:06,051 --> 00:41:09,105 - Nah Bro, stick it up my ass hole. 922 00:41:09,106 --> 00:41:09,938 Work a little faster. 923 00:41:09,939 --> 00:41:11,726 - [Daphne] For as long as I've been sending girls 924 00:41:11,727 --> 00:41:13,418 to Angela Superstar school, 925 00:41:13,419 --> 00:41:15,024 I've never seen them make any exceptions 926 00:41:15,025 --> 00:41:16,312 for anybody ever. 927 00:41:16,313 --> 00:41:18,951 - Bro, you can't take a bum hit while I'm driving. 928 00:41:18,952 --> 00:41:20,739 - It's cool, yo, I haven't chenkod all day, 929 00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:22,630 I'm just trying to get really fucking high. 930 00:41:22,631 --> 00:41:24,393 - But I told them about your dumb ass, 931 00:41:24,394 --> 00:41:27,220 and that sick baby of yours at home. 932 00:41:27,221 --> 00:41:29,452 Goddammit, would you just answer that already? 933 00:41:29,453 --> 00:41:32,646 - Yo, yo, yo, stop, stop, put your ass away. 934 00:41:32,647 --> 00:41:34,652 There's a cop straight up ahead. 935 00:41:34,653 --> 00:41:36,996 Stop, stop, stop, stop it. 936 00:41:36,997 --> 00:41:38,710 - I'm sorry, it's my friend, Stephanie, 937 00:41:38,711 --> 00:41:40,020 I don't know what she wants. 938 00:41:40,021 --> 00:41:41,710 What did they say? - Two hours. 939 00:41:41,711 --> 00:41:43,639 Angela promise to not break your leg, 940 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:47,513 and give you an extension on the last payment for two hours. 941 00:41:47,514 --> 00:41:49,934 - Fucking chill already, fuck. 942 00:41:49,935 --> 00:41:51,085 - You're still in it for now, honey, 943 00:41:51,086 --> 00:41:54,215 but don't make me look like a chump. 944 00:41:54,216 --> 00:41:55,686 - What, what do you want? 945 00:41:55,687 --> 00:41:57,963 - I'm gonna eat so much food, 946 00:41:57,964 --> 00:42:01,032 and then I'm gonna shit so much. 947 00:42:01,033 --> 00:42:03,759 I wonder what we should get. 948 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,068 We should split some Scuzzers. 949 00:42:06,069 --> 00:42:07,411 - I ain't got no money. 950 00:42:07,412 --> 00:42:10,454 - Shit, I ain't buying you nothing, you bitch. 951 00:42:10,455 --> 00:42:15,455 (door unlatching) (tense electronic music) 952 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,937 - He's gonna die. 953 00:42:22,585 --> 00:42:27,502 Chenko time, motherfucker. (Jordan humming) 954 00:42:31,533 --> 00:42:34,279 - [Donut] Can I get four Dijo buckets, 955 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,673 six orders of Buffalo Choppers, 956 00:42:36,674 --> 00:42:38,095 three Scuzzers, 957 00:42:38,096 --> 00:42:39,749 a BaDingo burger. 958 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:41,642 - Sure, is this family-sized? 959 00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:43,143 - No, just for me. 960 00:42:44,072 --> 00:42:47,070 - Ooh, we can take a little more. 961 00:42:47,071 --> 00:42:50,488 (tense electronic music) 962 00:42:54,278 --> 00:42:58,195 - [Waiter] Yeah, we can add some M&M'S on that. 963 00:42:59,045 --> 00:43:00,360 - Dijo. 964 00:43:00,361 --> 00:43:02,301 - Fuck, fuck, where the fuck. 965 00:43:02,302 --> 00:43:03,135 Fuck. 966 00:43:05,255 --> 00:43:07,314 - Do you actually have any breakfast cereal as well? 967 00:43:07,315 --> 00:43:09,645 - Yeah, we do actually. 968 00:43:09,646 --> 00:43:11,578 - Where's the bag? 969 00:43:11,579 --> 00:43:12,883 Oh shit. 970 00:43:12,884 --> 00:43:13,717 Fuck! 971 00:43:14,643 --> 00:43:19,643 I wasn't supposed to throw that (grunts). 972 00:43:20,193 --> 00:43:21,526 - Well, my dude. 973 00:43:29,102 --> 00:43:31,017 - Fuck it, still got time for a hit. 974 00:43:31,018 --> 00:43:33,845 He's moving at Brontosaurus speed. 975 00:43:33,846 --> 00:43:35,429 - No, Dijo, my man. 976 00:43:37,086 --> 00:43:39,919 (Jordan sneezing) 977 00:43:40,788 --> 00:43:43,705 (window squeaking) 978 00:43:44,791 --> 00:43:48,624 - Damn, shit. (Donut grunting) 979 00:44:01,595 --> 00:44:05,095 Holy shit, what the fuck happened, Jordan? 980 00:44:07,950 --> 00:44:11,198 Were you trying to steal my chenko? 981 00:44:11,199 --> 00:44:12,032 - No. 982 00:44:14,928 --> 00:44:16,506 - [Representative] On behalf of Child Services, 983 00:44:16,507 --> 00:44:17,904 I'd like to thank you for reporting 984 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,757 the baby you found in the dumpster earlier. 985 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:22,027 We take dumpster babies very seriously 986 00:44:22,028 --> 00:44:23,188 here at Child Services. 987 00:44:23,189 --> 00:44:25,715 We're gonna go ahead and launch a full investigation, okay? 988 00:44:25,716 --> 00:44:26,749 - Amazing. 989 00:44:26,750 --> 00:44:30,207 - Do you have any idea where the mother might be located? 990 00:44:30,208 --> 00:44:33,635 - Yah, I've got that for you right here. 991 00:44:33,636 --> 00:44:38,636 (flames crackling) (tense electronic music) 992 00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:51,058 (car engine growling) 993 00:44:51,059 --> 00:44:54,069 (seatbelt unlatching) 994 00:44:54,070 --> 00:44:55,512 - Roger, Jengo 17, 995 00:44:55,513 --> 00:44:57,576 we got some potential shit bags on bicycles 996 00:44:57,577 --> 00:44:59,455 in the woods on Chester. 997 00:44:59,456 --> 00:45:00,739 I'm gonna go see what these guys are doing. 998 00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:02,514 - [Dispatcher] Roger that, Choner. 999 00:45:02,515 --> 00:45:03,826 - Give me some fucking C-bags, yo. 1000 00:45:03,827 --> 00:45:05,164 - Fuck you, what are you, what are you like eight? 1001 00:45:05,165 --> 00:45:06,314 Where's your money, kid? 1002 00:45:06,315 --> 00:45:08,052 - Don't fucking move. 1003 00:45:08,053 --> 00:45:13,053 Don't fucking move, shot. (gunshot booming) 1004 00:45:13,589 --> 00:45:15,911 - [Dispatcher] Choner, we got reports of gunshots 1005 00:45:15,912 --> 00:45:18,136 fired in your vicinity, please respond. 1006 00:45:18,137 --> 00:45:21,331 - 17, yeah, I just got attacked by a group of boys 1007 00:45:21,332 --> 00:45:23,013 high on chenko. - Are you in danger? 1008 00:45:23,014 --> 00:45:24,315 - Yes, I'm fearing for my life right now. 1009 00:45:24,316 --> 00:45:27,823 Oh, shit! (gunshots booming) 1010 00:45:27,824 --> 00:45:32,824 (tense electronic music) (gun cocking) 1011 00:45:40,659 --> 00:45:42,072 You're gonna tell me exactly where you got 1012 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:43,840 this fucking chenko from, 1013 00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:46,064 or else I'm gonna stick so many things up your fucking ass, 1014 00:45:46,065 --> 00:45:48,516 you're gonna bleeding for a month. 1015 00:45:48,517 --> 00:45:52,040 I have every size nightstick in the trunk of my police car. 1016 00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:54,622 Some are black, some are white, 1017 00:45:54,623 --> 00:45:57,913 some are even Asian, which you might even enjoy. 1018 00:45:57,914 --> 00:45:59,397 Let me tell you something, 1019 00:45:59,398 --> 00:46:03,853 you're not gonna enjoy when I put the black one in. 1020 00:46:03,854 --> 00:46:07,604 - Dude, don't I have the right remain silent? 1021 00:46:09,228 --> 00:46:10,311 - No. - Okay. 1022 00:46:14,094 --> 00:46:14,927 - Well. 1023 00:46:17,202 --> 00:46:20,619 (tense electronic music) 1024 00:46:22,668 --> 00:46:23,724 (door unlatching) 1025 00:46:23,725 --> 00:46:25,945 - Told you, it's not my fault, man. 1026 00:46:25,946 --> 00:46:27,828 Couldn't find a tissue or nothing in your car. 1027 00:46:27,829 --> 00:46:29,775 You need to keep some napkins around. 1028 00:46:29,776 --> 00:46:31,323 Besides, what's the big deal? 1029 00:46:31,324 --> 00:46:32,980 You told me it only cost five bucks. 1030 00:46:32,981 --> 00:46:34,838 - Doesn't mean I want you to get all nosebleed city 1031 00:46:34,839 --> 00:46:36,394 up on my shit. 1032 00:46:36,395 --> 00:46:38,703 - Man, listen, I'll clean it up, I promise. 1033 00:46:38,704 --> 00:46:39,930 - Well, then go do it then, 1034 00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:41,210 you bloody nose havin' bitch. 1035 00:46:41,211 --> 00:46:42,547 - Let's just go get high first, 1036 00:46:42,548 --> 00:46:43,860 then I'll wipe down all the blood, 1037 00:46:43,861 --> 00:46:45,207 and vacuum the whole thing. 1038 00:46:45,208 --> 00:46:49,746 Come on, please, just let me do one hit, Donut. 1039 00:46:49,747 --> 00:46:52,411 - [Dad] Jordan, do you know where the pills are? 1040 00:46:52,412 --> 00:46:55,919 - No, Dad, I didn't open anything. 1041 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,477 - Oh, there you are. 1042 00:46:57,478 --> 00:46:59,791 Jordan, have you seen my pills? 1043 00:46:59,792 --> 00:47:00,859 I can't find them. 1044 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,948 - No, Dad, I don't know who took your pills. 1045 00:47:02,949 --> 00:47:06,112 - They were right here, and they're gone again. 1046 00:47:06,113 --> 00:47:08,706 Jordan, remember where I put them. 1047 00:47:08,707 --> 00:47:10,229 - I don't know, did you look in the bathroom? 1048 00:47:10,230 --> 00:47:11,338 - Bathroom? 1049 00:47:11,339 --> 00:47:15,016 I don't put my pills in the bathroom. 1050 00:47:15,017 --> 00:47:16,377 - You got five minutes. 1051 00:47:16,378 --> 00:47:17,335 - Five minutes 'til what? 1052 00:47:17,336 --> 00:47:18,536 - Five minute to pay us back, 1053 00:47:18,537 --> 00:47:20,413 or we'll tell your dad, and we'll all whoop you good. 1054 00:47:20,414 --> 00:47:21,721 - Man, I give you five minutes 1055 00:47:21,722 --> 00:47:23,331 to get the fuck out my face. 1056 00:47:23,332 --> 00:47:24,457 I ain't stole shit. 1057 00:47:24,458 --> 00:47:26,591 - [Dad] Jordan, Jordan, get in here. 1058 00:47:26,592 --> 00:47:27,800 Where else can I look? 1059 00:47:27,801 --> 00:47:29,673 - I'm not screwing around here, you lizard. 1060 00:47:29,674 --> 00:47:31,544 You first Peruvian war vet right here. 1061 00:47:31,545 --> 00:47:34,545 I can smell the lies on your breath. 1062 00:47:37,298 --> 00:47:38,959 - You fucking asshole. - Hey! 1063 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,331 - What are you doing home? 1064 00:47:40,332 --> 00:47:42,014 Ain't you supposed to be working overtime? 1065 00:47:42,015 --> 00:47:44,662 - [Dad] Jordan, I don't have my pills. 1066 00:47:44,663 --> 00:47:46,479 You gotta help me find them. 1067 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,659 - I don't know, Dad. 1068 00:47:47,660 --> 00:47:49,025 I can't help you look right now. 1069 00:47:49,026 --> 00:47:50,983 - I came home as soon as Stephanie told me what you did. 1070 00:47:50,984 --> 00:47:52,962 This is the worst possible fucking thing 1071 00:47:52,963 --> 00:47:54,855 you could've done, Jordan. 1072 00:47:54,856 --> 00:47:55,813 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1073 00:47:55,814 --> 00:47:57,399 - Don't be so loud, just fucking chill, okay? 1074 00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,744 - No, I'm done chilling. 1075 00:47:58,745 --> 00:47:59,702 I'm done fucking chilling. 1076 00:47:59,703 --> 00:48:01,231 - Jordan, I need my pill now. 1077 00:48:01,232 --> 00:48:03,635 - Whatever Stephanie said she saw was a total mistake. 1078 00:48:03,636 --> 00:48:04,990 I didn't try to sell anything. 1079 00:48:04,991 --> 00:48:07,426 She's wrong, I swear, I wouldn't do that. 1080 00:48:07,427 --> 00:48:08,739 - Time's up, Jordan. 1081 00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:10,352 Isn't there something you want to tell your dad? 1082 00:48:10,353 --> 00:48:12,469 - What, no, man. 1083 00:48:12,470 --> 00:48:16,053 (person knocking) - Jordan! 1084 00:48:18,001 --> 00:48:19,923 - That's the guy, that's him right there. 1085 00:48:19,924 --> 00:48:21,592 - I just caught this kid smoking chenko 1086 00:48:21,593 --> 00:48:22,677 in the middle of the woods. 1087 00:48:22,678 --> 00:48:23,692 He said it was you who sold it to him. 1088 00:48:23,693 --> 00:48:24,691 Is that true? - No, Officer. 1089 00:48:24,692 --> 00:48:27,856 I don't know who this little fucking doucher is. 1090 00:48:27,857 --> 00:48:29,359 - Are you sure it's this fucking dickhole? 1091 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,502 - Yeah. 1092 00:48:30,503 --> 00:48:33,404 - Put your hands up against the wall, come on, turn around. 1093 00:48:33,405 --> 00:48:34,759 I could just smelled the chenko on you. 1094 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,174 We'll go wrist deep in your fucking ass. 1095 00:48:36,175 --> 00:48:37,579 - [Dad] Who are you talking to? 1096 00:48:37,580 --> 00:48:38,912 - No, Dad, no one's here. 1097 00:48:38,913 --> 00:48:39,969 Man, I didn't sell shit to them little kids, man. 1098 00:48:39,970 --> 00:48:41,601 - Get out of my way, please, quick. 1099 00:48:41,602 --> 00:48:44,481 - Whatever they told you is not fucking true, all right? 1100 00:48:44,482 --> 00:48:45,898 - Somehow, you're clean, 1101 00:48:45,899 --> 00:48:47,751 which is a miracle, just looking at your dirty ass, 1102 00:48:47,752 --> 00:48:50,646 but now I got to search the premises. 1103 00:48:50,647 --> 00:48:55,647 (water splashing) (water bubbling) 1104 00:48:55,816 --> 00:49:00,816 - Oh, come on, Jordan, you never plugged up this thing. 1105 00:49:01,060 --> 00:49:03,893 (door unlatching) 1106 00:49:05,173 --> 00:49:07,756 (eyes dinging) 1107 00:49:13,662 --> 00:49:14,912 - What is this? 1108 00:49:16,931 --> 00:49:20,920 - Yeah, that's one of those things, what you call? 1109 00:49:20,921 --> 00:49:23,645 - Chenko pipe? - Nah, that's not it. 1110 00:49:23,646 --> 00:49:27,063 (tense electronic music) 1111 00:49:29,232 --> 00:49:31,893 - I don't even know what to think. 1112 00:49:31,894 --> 00:49:34,974 You have more chenko memorabilia than I have ever seen 1113 00:49:34,975 --> 00:49:36,512 in my entire life. 1114 00:49:36,513 --> 00:49:38,658 Yet you say no to drugs. 1115 00:49:38,659 --> 00:49:40,709 You got some fucking balls. 1116 00:49:40,710 --> 00:49:42,354 - I don't wanna be on TV! 1117 00:49:42,355 --> 00:49:44,588 - Just wait, there's something I need to tell you. 1118 00:49:44,589 --> 00:49:46,839 - Fuck, mother fuck, bitch. 1119 00:49:50,013 --> 00:49:51,596 - Help me, help me! 1120 00:49:54,128 --> 00:49:57,323 - Hey, you know how dangerous a drug like chenko is? 1121 00:49:57,324 --> 00:49:59,134 I'll tell you, I've seen it myself. 1122 00:49:59,135 --> 00:50:02,022 It puts holes in your dick. 1123 00:50:02,023 --> 00:50:03,940 - Oh my God, I'm stuck. 1124 00:50:05,580 --> 00:50:09,080 - [Dad] It's killing me, tell 'em to stop! 1125 00:50:09,974 --> 00:50:11,906 Stop killing me. - Who's shooting here? 1126 00:50:11,907 --> 00:50:13,398 I don't see anybody. 1127 00:50:13,399 --> 00:50:15,174 - Hold on, I'll be right back. 1128 00:50:15,175 --> 00:50:17,293 I'm not goin' far, stay here for him. 1129 00:50:17,294 --> 00:50:20,779 - Wait, please, don't leave me with him. 1130 00:50:20,780 --> 00:50:22,326 - I don't wanna hear you try to pull some shit 1131 00:50:22,327 --> 00:50:24,344 to get back at that kid, either, you understand me? 1132 00:50:24,345 --> 00:50:25,458 - Yeah, is that it? 1133 00:50:25,459 --> 00:50:26,618 - Excuse me, Officer, 1134 00:50:26,619 --> 00:50:28,271 but there's something I need to discuss with you. 1135 00:50:28,272 --> 00:50:29,261 - No, there isn't. 1136 00:50:29,262 --> 00:50:31,132 Shut the fuck up, Walter. 1137 00:50:31,133 --> 00:50:32,437 - What is it? 1138 00:50:32,438 --> 00:50:36,512 - I'm a have to, kid. - Shut up, motherfucker. 1139 00:50:36,513 --> 00:50:39,095 - [Choner] You shut the hell up. 1140 00:50:39,096 --> 00:50:41,032 - [Jordan] You didn't even give me a chance. 1141 00:50:41,033 --> 00:50:44,139 - This man committed a crime. 1142 00:50:44,140 --> 00:50:47,261 - Jesus Christ, what now? - Would you help me? 1143 00:50:47,262 --> 00:50:50,012 (donut crashing) 1144 00:50:53,361 --> 00:50:55,042 - Who the hell are you? 1145 00:50:55,043 --> 00:50:59,729 - Help me, help me (screams). - Donut. 1146 00:50:59,730 --> 00:51:02,294 - What the fuck is that noise? 1147 00:51:02,295 --> 00:51:05,872 (dad munching) - Oh, motherfucker. 1148 00:51:05,873 --> 00:51:07,831 Fuck, that's assault on an officer. 1149 00:51:07,832 --> 00:51:11,114 You're under arrest, you fat motherfuck. 1150 00:51:11,115 --> 00:51:12,929 Hey, what happened to you, raisin man? 1151 00:51:12,930 --> 00:51:14,868 Did he do that to you? 1152 00:51:14,869 --> 00:51:16,920 Okay, that's double aggravated assault. 1153 00:51:16,921 --> 00:51:20,149 You're under arrest, you fat fuck, get up. 1154 00:51:20,150 --> 00:51:22,418 Come on, you fucking cannibal, let's go. 1155 00:51:22,419 --> 00:51:25,106 Come on, you fucking fat piece of shit. 1156 00:51:25,107 --> 00:51:27,886 - Wait, Officer, I wanted to tell you something. 1157 00:51:27,887 --> 00:51:29,595 - Look, come down to the station 1158 00:51:29,596 --> 00:51:30,563 if you wanna file a report. 1159 00:51:30,564 --> 00:51:32,127 I got to take care of this knuckle, hey, hey, come on! 1160 00:51:32,128 --> 00:51:33,085 - You don't know what this kid did to me. 1161 00:51:33,086 --> 00:51:35,095 - Let's go, told you come down to the station. 1162 00:51:35,096 --> 00:51:37,679 - You don't know how bad he is. 1163 00:51:38,945 --> 00:51:40,540 - See you later, Jordan, I've got to go. 1164 00:51:40,541 --> 00:51:42,230 - Donut. - What? 1165 00:51:42,231 --> 00:51:44,778 - Can I eat your wings? - No. 1166 00:51:44,779 --> 00:51:47,411 - But Officer, we use that money to buy wounded vets 1167 00:51:47,412 --> 00:51:49,302 prosthetic limbs. 1168 00:51:49,303 --> 00:51:52,468 - Look, I told you, I don't give a shit. 1169 00:51:52,469 --> 00:51:57,469 Hey, where you going? (Donut stammering) 1170 00:51:57,633 --> 00:51:59,466 What the fuck is this? 1171 00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:03,452 - He got a nosebleed. 1172 00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:05,854 Don't take my car, please. 1173 00:52:05,855 --> 00:52:07,571 Jordan, Jordan, please. 1174 00:52:07,572 --> 00:52:09,278 Jordan, Jordan, please. 1175 00:52:09,279 --> 00:52:10,545 - I gotta run these plates. 1176 00:52:10,546 --> 00:52:11,500 - [Donut] Oh come on, I just got here. 1177 00:52:11,501 --> 00:52:13,623 - Shut the fuck up, don't move. 1178 00:52:13,624 --> 00:52:14,457 - Jordan! 1179 00:52:17,698 --> 00:52:19,139 (door slamming) 1180 00:52:19,140 --> 00:52:20,057 - Whatever. 1181 00:52:25,202 --> 00:52:28,369 (tense ominous music) 1182 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,529 Why the fuck are you such a shitty fucking nose? 1183 00:52:42,530 --> 00:52:44,002 - Jordan, I'm comin' over right now. 1184 00:52:44,003 --> 00:52:46,966 My vagina's on fire, and you gotta help me put it out. 1185 00:52:46,967 --> 00:52:48,118 I'm comin' right now, 1186 00:52:48,119 --> 00:52:49,619 Jordan, right now. 1187 00:52:50,931 --> 00:52:53,598 (door slamming) 1188 00:52:55,212 --> 00:52:57,656 - You're such an asshole. - What? 1189 00:52:57,657 --> 00:53:00,022 What'd I do? - You know you fucking did. 1190 00:53:00,023 --> 00:53:01,363 - Oh the baby thing? 1191 00:53:01,364 --> 00:53:03,557 Come on, you're gonna believe Stephanie? 1192 00:53:03,558 --> 00:53:05,155 She got it all wrong. 1193 00:53:05,156 --> 00:53:08,458 He asked me to sell it, and I was like no, no way, 1194 00:53:08,459 --> 00:53:10,111 not in a million years, man. 1195 00:53:10,112 --> 00:53:12,445 That's my baby boy. - Really? 1196 00:53:13,619 --> 00:53:16,038 You didn't try to sell him? - No. 1197 00:53:16,039 --> 00:53:18,067 I would never do that, come on. 1198 00:53:18,068 --> 00:53:19,972 - But why was there even a guy here? 1199 00:53:19,973 --> 00:53:21,273 You were supposed to be watching Cody, 1200 00:53:21,274 --> 00:53:22,651 not fucking around with your friend. 1201 00:53:22,652 --> 00:53:24,253 - I know, I wasn't gonna say anything, 1202 00:53:24,254 --> 00:53:27,733 but he was only here cause he was trying to sell me 1203 00:53:27,734 --> 00:53:31,019 some off-the-market baby medicine. 1204 00:53:31,020 --> 00:53:32,821 They got this dope shit that the government 1205 00:53:32,822 --> 00:53:34,501 won't let you have, 1206 00:53:34,502 --> 00:53:36,179 curing babies left and right of all kinds 1207 00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:38,274 of fucked-up diseases only you don't hear about it, 1208 00:53:38,275 --> 00:53:40,040 because it's super underground, man. 1209 00:53:40,041 --> 00:53:42,012 - Really, well, I don't know about that. 1210 00:53:42,013 --> 00:53:43,079 Did you get some? 1211 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,519 - No, yeah, he actually came, and tried to rob me, 1212 00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,888 but all he got off with was the microwave. 1213 00:53:48,889 --> 00:53:50,731 - Seriously, Jordan, you didn't need to do that. 1214 00:53:50,732 --> 00:53:53,545 - Well, hey, it's my baby boy. 1215 00:53:53,546 --> 00:53:55,896 I will risk myself like that for him. 1216 00:53:55,897 --> 00:53:57,759 Look, I was gonna try and surprise you, 1217 00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,508 but I might as well show you now. 1218 00:54:00,509 --> 00:54:02,988 You think I don't love that baby? 1219 00:54:02,989 --> 00:54:04,239 Check this out. 1220 00:54:05,106 --> 00:54:06,673 I'm getting his fucking face 1221 00:54:06,674 --> 00:54:08,784 tattooed on my fucking back. 1222 00:54:08,785 --> 00:54:12,005 - Shit, Jordan, how much did you spend on that? 1223 00:54:12,006 --> 00:54:13,409 Don't you think we could've put that money 1224 00:54:13,410 --> 00:54:14,923 towards something a little better? 1225 00:54:14,924 --> 00:54:16,257 - No, what's a better way to show you 1226 00:54:16,258 --> 00:54:17,886 how much I love my baby boy, 1227 00:54:17,887 --> 00:54:19,624 and how wrong you were that I didn't. 1228 00:54:19,625 --> 00:54:20,727 There isn't one. 1229 00:54:20,728 --> 00:54:22,695 - Okay, I didn't tell you, 1230 00:54:22,696 --> 00:54:26,926 but Daphne got me into Angela's Haircut Superstar classes. 1231 00:54:26,927 --> 00:54:29,679 If you do this, you get all certified to cut people's hair, 1232 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:33,363 and I think it would be really good for us, you know, 1233 00:54:33,364 --> 00:54:35,440 to help pay for Cody? 1234 00:54:35,441 --> 00:54:38,224 Hairstylists make mad loot. 1235 00:54:38,225 --> 00:54:39,858 - Oh. - Yeah. 1236 00:54:39,859 --> 00:54:41,960 I really only needed a little bit more money to get in, 1237 00:54:41,961 --> 00:54:45,210 so maybe you could go back to your tattoo guy, 1238 00:54:45,211 --> 00:54:46,788 and tell him you don't want the rest of it, 1239 00:54:46,789 --> 00:54:50,840 and we could put that money towards something else, 1240 00:54:50,841 --> 00:54:55,103 like me, and myself, and my haircut classes. 1241 00:54:55,104 --> 00:54:56,104 - All right. 1242 00:54:58,369 --> 00:54:59,416 I'll do it. 1243 00:54:59,417 --> 00:55:02,175 - Fucking Jordan, why can't you just not fuck up for once? 1244 00:55:02,176 --> 00:55:03,279 - Man, how'd I fuck up? 1245 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,599 I already explained to you what happened? 1246 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:08,042 It's not my fault Stephanie came, and stole our baby. 1247 00:55:08,043 --> 00:55:09,312 - Oh my, oh yeah, 1248 00:55:09,313 --> 00:55:11,384 we got to go over there, and get him back. 1249 00:55:11,385 --> 00:55:14,557 I don't want Cody to forget my face. 1250 00:55:14,558 --> 00:55:17,774 I mean, how are you gonna sell a baby? 1251 00:55:17,775 --> 00:55:20,177 That's so ridiculous (laughs). 1252 00:55:20,178 --> 00:55:22,000 You couldn't do that. 1253 00:55:22,001 --> 00:55:24,886 - You mean, you never heard of that shit? 1254 00:55:24,887 --> 00:55:27,346 Man, for fresh white babies, shit. 1255 00:55:27,347 --> 00:55:29,671 I hear you can pull in like five, 10K at least. 1256 00:55:29,672 --> 00:55:32,172 - Yeah, but who would do that? 1257 00:55:34,265 --> 00:55:35,097 - If you think about it, 1258 00:55:35,098 --> 00:55:36,647 it's not really that bad of an idea. 1259 00:55:36,648 --> 00:55:38,486 I mean, you could take them haircut classes 1260 00:55:38,487 --> 00:55:41,612 you been talking about, and I could finish up my tattoo, 1261 00:55:41,613 --> 00:55:43,474 maybe get a few more killer ones, 1262 00:55:43,475 --> 00:55:45,687 like spiders, shit, with that type of money, 1263 00:55:45,688 --> 00:55:47,685 we could be covered with spiders. 1264 00:55:47,686 --> 00:55:50,564 - Yeah, but 10K would never begin to make up for Cody. 1265 00:55:50,565 --> 00:55:53,151 - Yeah, yeah, you're right. 1266 00:55:53,152 --> 00:55:54,882 Maybe we should ask for more. 1267 00:55:54,883 --> 00:55:57,063 - What? - Nothing, I mean, 1268 00:55:57,064 --> 00:55:59,988 if you ever decided, you know, 1269 00:55:59,989 --> 00:56:03,748 that you didn't want him anymore, I do know a guy. 1270 00:56:03,749 --> 00:56:04,937 - Did you seriously just say 1271 00:56:04,938 --> 00:56:07,940 what I thought you just said? 1272 00:56:07,941 --> 00:56:10,607 - Maybe. (tense electronic music) 1273 00:56:10,608 --> 00:56:12,343 - I cannot believe you've been lying to me. 1274 00:56:12,344 --> 00:56:13,987 This entire time, Stephanie was telling me the truth, 1275 00:56:13,988 --> 00:56:17,615 and you made me think my best friend was lying to me? 1276 00:56:17,616 --> 00:56:19,533 What the hell was that? 1277 00:56:21,071 --> 00:56:21,904 - Jordan! 1278 00:56:23,334 --> 00:56:25,045 I got your chenko! 1279 00:56:25,046 --> 00:56:26,463 Ooh, look at you. 1280 00:56:27,703 --> 00:56:29,224 You just as cute as in your pictures. 1281 00:56:29,225 --> 00:56:31,558 Ooh, look, I got your chenk. 1282 00:56:32,746 --> 00:56:34,544 - Who the fuck are you, bitch? 1283 00:56:34,545 --> 00:56:36,383 I will slice your tits off. 1284 00:56:36,384 --> 00:56:37,703 (scissors snipping) 1285 00:56:37,704 --> 00:56:40,204 - Look, ain't he so beautiful? 1286 00:56:43,024 --> 00:56:44,678 - Those were super special to me. 1287 00:56:44,679 --> 00:56:46,142 How could you send those to her, Jordan? 1288 00:56:46,143 --> 00:56:48,128 - Man, it was an accident, we talked about this. 1289 00:56:48,129 --> 00:56:50,430 I do that sometimes when I'm really fucking high. 1290 00:56:50,431 --> 00:56:53,242 - You can't say that when you're always fucking high. 1291 00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:56,009 - I'm not high right now, I don't even have any chenko. 1292 00:56:56,010 --> 00:56:58,973 I've been looking for it all fucking day. 1293 00:56:58,974 --> 00:57:00,442 - I'll give you all the chenko you want. 1294 00:57:00,443 --> 00:57:02,347 I'll give you all the chenko you want. 1295 00:57:02,348 --> 00:57:04,020 Please. - Hey, don't take my dick out. 1296 00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:05,076 - [Shanice] Just take your dick out, please Jordan. 1297 00:57:05,077 --> 00:57:06,034 - It's not your dick, it's my dick. 1298 00:57:06,035 --> 00:57:07,118 Hey, wait a minute. - Please, Jordan. 1299 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:08,589 - What's going on? - If you want to get fucked up 1300 00:57:08,590 --> 00:57:10,787 with your chenko whore, go right a-fucking-head, 1301 00:57:10,788 --> 00:57:12,205 I won't stop you. 1302 00:57:13,294 --> 00:57:15,646 Oh, fuck you. - Give me that dick. 1303 00:57:15,647 --> 00:57:17,861 - Please, please, I'll pull my dick out. 1304 00:57:17,862 --> 00:57:19,764 I'll stick it anything you want, please. 1305 00:57:19,765 --> 00:57:22,011 All I want is one hit of chenko, please. 1306 00:57:22,012 --> 00:57:24,252 Just one chenko hit, please. 1307 00:57:24,253 --> 00:57:28,858 Just a little chenko. - Really (screeches)? 1308 00:57:28,859 --> 00:57:33,859 (door latching) (tense dramatic music) 1309 00:57:36,356 --> 00:57:37,188 - Fuck you, Donut. 1310 00:57:37,189 --> 00:57:40,022 - Man, this is bullshit city, man. 1311 00:57:43,328 --> 00:57:46,238 Dude, fuck. (uptempo electronic music) 1312 00:57:46,239 --> 00:57:48,906 - Here, sniff this off my titty. 1313 00:57:55,827 --> 00:57:58,744 Wait, no you can't, don't touch it. 1314 00:57:59,593 --> 00:58:02,593 You got to sniff it up my ass first. 1315 00:58:04,114 --> 00:58:05,858 (Shanice farting) Sike. 1316 00:58:05,859 --> 00:58:07,550 - Oh, fuck you, bitch. 1317 00:58:07,551 --> 00:58:08,773 Give me a hit. 1318 00:58:08,774 --> 00:58:11,261 - Oh, Jordan, oh, Jordan, it burns. 1319 00:58:11,262 --> 00:58:12,278 I'm burning up. 1320 00:58:12,279 --> 00:58:14,040 I don't know why it's doing this, Jordan. 1321 00:58:14,041 --> 00:58:17,326 Just make right, top it, eat up. 1322 00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:19,116 It's time to eat these green beans 1323 00:58:19,117 --> 00:58:21,243 that grandmama made. 1324 00:58:21,244 --> 00:58:23,656 Eat it up, eat 'em up, Jordan. 1325 00:58:23,657 --> 00:58:25,243 Clean that up, eat up, Jordan. 1326 00:58:25,244 --> 00:58:26,152 Eat up 1327 00:58:26,153 --> 00:58:28,287 (Shanice squirting) 1328 00:58:28,288 --> 00:58:29,834 What the fuck? 1329 00:58:29,835 --> 00:58:31,346 - Oh what the fuck is this? 1330 00:58:31,347 --> 00:58:34,898 Get it off me. (Shanice screaming) 1331 00:58:34,899 --> 00:58:36,788 - [Shanice] What the fuck? 1332 00:58:36,789 --> 00:58:39,424 - What the fuck is that? 1333 00:58:39,425 --> 00:58:40,508 Make it stop! 1334 00:58:46,405 --> 00:58:48,322 A damn baby popped out. 1335 00:58:50,745 --> 00:58:55,745 A damn baby popped out. (Jordan screaming) 1336 00:58:56,043 --> 00:58:57,086 - Get away from me. 1337 00:58:57,087 --> 00:58:59,587 I don't want nothing to do with your slime people. 1338 00:58:59,588 --> 00:59:04,588 (baby crying) (tense electronic music) 1339 00:59:23,446 --> 00:59:24,279 - Damn. 1340 00:59:27,178 --> 00:59:30,261 Baby. (phone dialing) 1341 00:59:34,379 --> 00:59:38,379 Yo brah, I think I got something you might want. 1342 00:59:39,308 --> 00:59:42,558 (tense dramatic music) 1343 00:59:51,554 --> 00:59:53,040 - Where's the product? 1344 00:59:53,041 --> 00:59:54,415 - Right over here, yo. 1345 00:59:54,416 --> 00:59:58,691 You gettin' a good deal, this is a fresh fucking baby, brah. 1346 00:59:58,692 --> 01:00:00,051 - [Dealer] Whoa, dude, what the fuck? 1347 01:00:00,052 --> 01:00:01,448 That's not your kid! 1348 01:00:01,449 --> 01:00:02,764 - Fuck, man! 1349 01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:04,372 I don't even give a fuck. 1350 01:00:04,373 --> 01:00:05,684 Just give me some chenko, 1351 01:00:05,685 --> 01:00:06,930 and the whole thing is yours, man. 1352 01:00:06,931 --> 01:00:08,660 Please, that's all I want. 1353 01:00:08,661 --> 01:00:09,884 - Nah, I don't have any chenko, man. 1354 01:00:09,885 --> 01:00:12,468 I just deal babies, brah, okay? 1355 01:00:13,383 --> 01:00:15,728 But I can probably get you some scorpions 1356 01:00:15,729 --> 01:00:17,278 if you wanted to grow your own. 1357 01:00:17,279 --> 01:00:20,691 - No, man, I wanna get high right fucking now. 1358 01:00:20,692 --> 01:00:23,143 I'm sick of all this fucking hairstylists, 1359 01:00:23,144 --> 01:00:26,675 fucking biker gang baby in my face bullshit, man. 1360 01:00:26,676 --> 01:00:28,431 What can we do here, bro? 1361 01:00:28,432 --> 01:00:30,062 Yo, I gotta get rid of this thing. 1362 01:00:30,063 --> 01:00:31,985 You got to sell some fucking babies. 1363 01:00:31,986 --> 01:00:33,882 I got to stick some fucking chenko up my ass. 1364 01:00:33,883 --> 01:00:36,003 Let's work something out here, bro, please. 1365 01:00:36,004 --> 01:00:37,494 - I don't know, man. 1366 01:00:37,495 --> 01:00:41,034 I mean, nah, there's nothing I can do, man. 1367 01:00:41,035 --> 01:00:42,676 - Dude, you don't want this thing? 1368 01:00:42,677 --> 01:00:44,468 Fine, I'll go set it free in the parking lot 1369 01:00:44,469 --> 01:00:47,450 of fucking Badingos, I don't give a shit, man. 1370 01:00:47,451 --> 01:00:49,301 There's got to be something we can do, bro. 1371 01:00:49,302 --> 01:00:51,838 - All right, all right, calm down, dude. 1372 01:00:51,839 --> 01:00:55,470 I'll do you a favor since I'm such a nice guy. 1373 01:00:55,471 --> 01:00:57,995 Give you a ZitCoin for it. 1374 01:00:57,996 --> 01:01:02,451 - Rad, so I can use that to buy some chenko, right? 1375 01:01:02,452 --> 01:01:04,879 - [Dealer] Yeah, that should be easy. 1376 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:08,055 - Hit me up. (cellphone dinging) 1377 01:01:08,056 --> 01:01:11,556 - There you go, you got one ZitCoin, brah. 1378 01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:26,500 - Cody, oh my God, Cody, are you dead? 1379 01:01:26,501 --> 01:01:27,334 Oh Cody. 1380 01:01:28,310 --> 01:01:31,673 - Oh Janee, I thought you were gonna be a superstar 1381 01:01:31,674 --> 01:01:34,093 at Angela's, what happened to that plan? 1382 01:01:34,094 --> 01:01:35,270 Didn't pan out, did it? 1383 01:01:35,271 --> 01:01:36,608 - What is she doing here? 1384 01:01:36,609 --> 01:01:37,566 - You don't understand. 1385 01:01:37,567 --> 01:01:39,032 She doesn't mean to pressure you, Janee. 1386 01:01:39,033 --> 01:01:40,283 - I called mom. 1387 01:01:41,168 --> 01:01:44,749 She is so pissed that you tried to sell your baby. 1388 01:01:44,750 --> 01:01:47,153 She is on her way now to kick your ass 1389 01:01:47,154 --> 01:01:48,710 for being such a disappointment. 1390 01:01:48,711 --> 01:01:50,596 She hates you now more than she ever did before. 1391 01:01:50,597 --> 01:01:51,879 - Why did you call Mom? 1392 01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:53,323 I can't deal with Mom right now. 1393 01:01:53,324 --> 01:01:54,365 I can handle this shit on my own. 1394 01:01:54,366 --> 01:01:55,539 - Oh you can, yeah. 1395 01:01:55,540 --> 01:01:56,957 You are homeless. 1396 01:01:58,077 --> 01:02:00,182 Your baby is on the verge of death. 1397 01:02:00,183 --> 01:02:03,131 Your mom is on the way to send your boyfriend off 1398 01:02:03,132 --> 01:02:04,640 to the jizzy-house. 1399 01:02:04,641 --> 01:02:06,846 But you're on top of this? 1400 01:02:06,847 --> 01:02:09,708 You know, when Michelangelo was Cody's age, 1401 01:02:09,709 --> 01:02:11,886 Marlo taught him to read four books. 1402 01:02:11,887 --> 01:02:13,691 - No, five books. 1403 01:02:13,692 --> 01:02:14,775 - Five books. 1404 01:02:16,626 --> 01:02:18,111 I guess I don't blame Cody, though. 1405 01:02:18,112 --> 01:02:20,345 It's not his fault his brain is probably fried 1406 01:02:20,346 --> 01:02:23,165 from chenko smoke, and not feeding him 1407 01:02:23,166 --> 01:02:25,527 baby medicine when he is sick. 1408 01:02:25,528 --> 01:02:27,568 - Dude, I got him baby medicine. 1409 01:02:27,569 --> 01:02:30,166 It's right here in my purse, you fucking bitchwad. 1410 01:02:30,167 --> 01:02:31,421 It is right here. 1411 01:02:31,422 --> 01:02:33,145 I got it for him. 1412 01:02:33,146 --> 01:02:34,328 Dude, where is it? - I don't know. 1413 01:02:34,329 --> 01:02:35,850 - Oh my god, what you mean I don't know, 1414 01:02:35,851 --> 01:02:37,198 oh my god, no, no, no, no. 1415 01:02:37,199 --> 01:02:38,297 I swear to God, oh God, it was in my purse. 1416 01:02:38,298 --> 01:02:39,255 It was in my purse. - I know, I know. 1417 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:43,714 - I put it in here. (tense dramatic music) 1418 01:02:43,715 --> 01:02:46,137 - [Announcer] Made from 100% whale testosterone 1419 01:02:46,138 --> 01:02:49,218 used in ancient Japanese warrior blends 1420 01:02:49,219 --> 01:02:51,052 for hundreds of years. 1421 01:02:52,577 --> 01:02:54,909 He used to be a fat turd. 1422 01:02:54,910 --> 01:02:57,914 - I got to find that remote. - Start taking Brogenix. 1423 01:02:57,915 --> 01:03:00,075 Now for the past year, I've gotten two children, 1424 01:03:00,076 --> 01:03:03,076 and I'm already working on my third. 1425 01:03:05,241 --> 01:03:09,991 Thanks to Brogenix, I'm banging hot chicks, all day long. 1426 01:03:13,352 --> 01:03:15,769 (TV blaring) 1427 01:03:16,966 --> 01:03:19,883 (objects clanking) 1428 01:03:27,727 --> 01:03:31,394 (uptempo fantastical music) 1429 01:03:40,999 --> 01:03:45,999 (lighter flicking) (water bubbling) 1430 01:03:46,247 --> 01:03:51,247 (wind howling) (tense electronic music) 1431 01:03:59,288 --> 01:04:02,121 (Jordan coughing) 1432 01:04:20,827 --> 01:04:24,408 - Awesome (coughs). 1433 01:04:24,409 --> 01:04:28,502 - [Announcer] To increase your testosterone, and take your. 1434 01:04:28,503 --> 01:04:33,503 (phone ringing) (Jordan coughing) 1435 01:04:37,595 --> 01:04:39,761 - [Telemarketer] Oh dear, you okay there, buddy? 1436 01:04:39,762 --> 01:04:41,232 Can you hear me? 1437 01:04:41,233 --> 01:04:43,159 - Nah, what do you want? 1438 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:46,269 - Well, this is Tazel from Brogenix again. 1439 01:04:46,270 --> 01:04:47,979 Last time we spoke, you were telling me 1440 01:04:47,980 --> 01:04:49,447 your dad's card got stolen. 1441 01:04:49,448 --> 01:04:51,535 If you give me the number on the card, 1442 01:04:51,536 --> 01:04:53,654 I can send you that refund, and we can... 1443 01:04:53,655 --> 01:04:55,146 - Yeah, hold on a second. 1444 01:04:55,147 --> 01:04:57,147 Let me get that for you. 1445 01:04:58,823 --> 01:05:00,588 (lighter flicking) (water bubbling) 1446 01:05:00,589 --> 01:05:03,256 (phone ringing) 1447 01:05:06,137 --> 01:05:10,319 What the fuck, you should stop calling here. 1448 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:12,502 My dad's credit card is stolen. 1449 01:05:12,503 --> 01:05:14,057 I can't afford to pay the phone bill neither. 1450 01:05:14,058 --> 01:05:15,623 - Jordan, what happened? 1451 01:05:15,624 --> 01:05:17,067 My credit card got stolen? 1452 01:05:17,068 --> 01:05:17,930 - No, Dad. 1453 01:05:17,931 --> 01:05:19,326 - I didn't know I had a credit card. 1454 01:05:19,327 --> 01:05:21,122 Why didn't you tell me? 1455 01:05:21,123 --> 01:05:22,662 - You don't have a credit card, Dad. 1456 01:05:22,663 --> 01:05:26,581 I was just saying that to get this girl off my ass. 1457 01:05:26,582 --> 01:05:28,491 I didn't get you a credit card. 1458 01:05:28,492 --> 01:05:29,801 It ain't stolen. 1459 01:05:29,802 --> 01:05:31,767 Everything is fine. 1460 01:05:31,768 --> 01:05:34,007 - How do I get out of here, Jordan? 1461 01:05:34,008 --> 01:05:35,423 He won't let me go. 1462 01:05:35,424 --> 01:05:36,955 - Man, you probably gotta pay bail, 1463 01:05:36,956 --> 01:05:39,139 or some shit like that. - I got money. 1464 01:05:39,140 --> 01:05:40,707 You have to get me out of here. 1465 01:05:40,708 --> 01:05:42,132 I can't take it any more. 1466 01:05:42,133 --> 01:05:44,248 - All right, fucking chill. 1467 01:05:44,249 --> 01:05:45,436 Where is it, I'll bring it to you. 1468 01:05:45,437 --> 01:05:46,776 - It's under my desk. 1469 01:05:46,777 --> 01:05:48,486 Bring it all, I don't care, 1470 01:05:48,487 --> 01:05:50,495 and Jordan, please, you have to tell them. 1471 01:05:50,496 --> 01:05:52,119 I didn't do anything. 1472 01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:56,295 They won't let me out. - Okay, I get the point, fuck. 1473 01:05:56,296 --> 01:05:59,566 (lighter flicking) (water bubbling) 1474 01:05:59,567 --> 01:06:02,484 (camera whooshing) 1475 01:06:03,671 --> 01:06:05,636 - Janee, let's go, come on. 1476 01:06:05,637 --> 01:06:07,455 I am gonna settle this right now. 1477 01:06:07,456 --> 01:06:08,783 - Hey, but Mom, did you hear? 1478 01:06:08,784 --> 01:06:09,616 - Let's go. 1479 01:06:09,617 --> 01:06:10,954 - Cody is like in mega meltdown mode. 1480 01:06:10,955 --> 01:06:11,787 - Let's go. 1481 01:06:11,788 --> 01:06:12,745 - He could be dying. 1482 01:06:12,746 --> 01:06:14,028 We need to get him appendix drops 1483 01:06:14,029 --> 01:06:15,438 or Baby Aspirin first. 1484 01:06:15,439 --> 01:06:17,061 - Like that'll help. 1485 01:06:17,062 --> 01:06:18,723 You poisoned him with face paint! 1486 01:06:18,724 --> 01:06:20,563 You really think he's just gonna get over it 1487 01:06:20,564 --> 01:06:22,160 with some pink baby goop? 1488 01:06:22,161 --> 01:06:24,643 - Yes, because the internet said it, 1489 01:06:24,644 --> 01:06:26,227 so it must be true. 1490 01:06:27,145 --> 01:06:29,282 - Oh, so you to have to read the internet 1491 01:06:29,283 --> 01:06:32,151 to learn how to be a bad mom. 1492 01:06:32,152 --> 01:06:37,152 (tense electronic music) (TV blaring) 1493 01:06:47,092 --> 01:06:49,000 (Jordan sighing) (door latching) 1494 01:06:49,001 --> 01:06:51,501 (dog barking) 1495 01:06:53,741 --> 01:06:56,860 - Where you hustling off to, Jordan? 1496 01:06:56,861 --> 01:06:58,132 Come here, front and center. 1497 01:06:58,133 --> 01:06:59,090 I want to talk to you. 1498 01:06:59,091 --> 01:07:02,665 - Too bad there ain't nothing to talk about. 1499 01:07:02,666 --> 01:07:05,174 (rock whooshing) 1500 01:07:05,175 --> 01:07:07,092 What the fuck was that? 1501 01:07:08,872 --> 01:07:10,953 - Now where would this reptile be slithering off to 1502 01:07:10,954 --> 01:07:12,681 at this time of night? 1503 01:07:12,682 --> 01:07:13,891 I'm gonna take a wild guess, 1504 01:07:13,892 --> 01:07:15,812 and say he's going out to buy something. 1505 01:07:15,813 --> 01:07:18,622 - How 'bout it's none of your fucking business where I go? 1506 01:07:18,623 --> 01:07:20,743 Why don't you back off, before I do something? 1507 01:07:20,744 --> 01:07:21,834 - What you gonna do, touch screen? 1508 01:07:21,835 --> 01:07:22,769 Poke me? 1509 01:07:22,770 --> 01:07:24,250 Look at you, you ain't a real man. 1510 01:07:24,251 --> 01:07:25,786 I wouldn't trust you to tie my shoes, 1511 01:07:25,787 --> 01:07:27,520 let alone occupy a goddamn country. 1512 01:07:27,521 --> 01:07:29,012 You know what I was doing when I was your age? 1513 01:07:29,013 --> 01:07:30,391 - I don't know, fucking your cat? 1514 01:07:30,392 --> 01:07:32,834 - No, I was in the jungles of Peru, 1515 01:07:32,835 --> 01:07:37,004 making sure my brothers didn't die every single day. 1516 01:07:37,005 --> 01:07:39,321 - Oh, is that how you became such a prick? 1517 01:07:39,322 --> 01:07:42,521 (fist thudding) 1518 01:07:42,522 --> 01:07:44,933 - That's why I say we need to have one or two more wars 1519 01:07:44,934 --> 01:07:47,283 going just to recycle fuckups like you 1520 01:07:47,284 --> 01:07:49,089 on something worth a damn. 1521 01:07:49,090 --> 01:07:50,753 - Look at this, is this it? 1522 01:07:50,754 --> 01:07:52,484 - Oh, what a coincidence. 1523 01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:55,123 Didn't we have a wad of cash just about that thick 1524 01:07:55,124 --> 01:07:56,874 ripped off from us today? 1525 01:07:56,875 --> 01:07:59,247 - We sure as cat did (chuckles). 1526 01:07:59,248 --> 01:08:00,677 - That's an awful lot of money 1527 01:08:00,678 --> 01:08:02,251 to be carrying around while you're high. 1528 01:08:02,252 --> 01:08:04,180 - Give it back, I'm not fucking high. 1529 01:08:04,181 --> 01:08:05,319 - He's going right down to the dealer's 1530 01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:06,735 to buy some illegal drugs with it. 1531 01:08:06,736 --> 01:08:09,071 - Doesn't make any sense at all. 1532 01:08:09,072 --> 01:08:10,909 Seriously, that's not even my money. 1533 01:08:10,910 --> 01:08:11,800 You got to give it back. 1534 01:08:11,801 --> 01:08:12,836 - Oh really? 1535 01:08:12,837 --> 01:08:14,909 Not yours, I never would've guessed that. 1536 01:08:14,910 --> 01:08:16,495 - No, it's my Dad's, I swear. 1537 01:08:16,496 --> 01:08:18,657 I was going over to bail him out right now. 1538 01:08:18,658 --> 01:08:22,115 Hey, you can't come, and take it from me like that. 1539 01:08:22,116 --> 01:08:25,421 Man, it's his money you're stealing from me, not mine. 1540 01:08:25,422 --> 01:08:28,231 - You're a terrible liar, Jordan. 1541 01:08:28,232 --> 01:08:29,373 (tires screeching) (Walter laughing) 1542 01:08:29,374 --> 01:08:31,041 - Hey, stop the car. 1543 01:08:32,092 --> 01:08:36,351 Man, I should charge you after I bail my dad out. 1544 01:08:36,352 --> 01:08:39,852 Bastard. (Walter laughing) 1545 01:08:50,338 --> 01:08:52,582 - [Choner] Whoa, you can't smoke in here, 1546 01:08:52,583 --> 01:08:53,540 put that shit out. 1547 01:08:53,541 --> 01:08:55,406 - Non-smoking. - Get the tape, are we taping? 1548 01:08:55,407 --> 01:08:57,128 - Non-smoking building! - Yo sir, 1549 01:08:57,129 --> 01:08:59,885 I'm putting it out. - Non-smoking. 1550 01:08:59,886 --> 01:09:03,264 (tense dramatic music) 1551 01:09:03,265 --> 01:09:06,497 - Jordan, oh, thank god you're here. 1552 01:09:06,498 --> 01:09:07,752 They're making a movie about me, 1553 01:09:07,753 --> 01:09:09,405 and the police are in on it. 1554 01:09:09,406 --> 01:09:12,239 They let the cameras into my cell. 1555 01:09:15,613 --> 01:09:17,940 I mean look, behind you. 1556 01:09:17,941 --> 01:09:19,354 They're back. 1557 01:09:19,355 --> 01:09:21,399 - He seriously needs his medicine to shut him up. 1558 01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:22,987 We don't have any cameras in here. 1559 01:09:22,988 --> 01:09:25,224 - Jordan, did you find my money? 1560 01:09:25,225 --> 01:09:27,696 It's my only way out of this shithole. 1561 01:09:27,697 --> 01:09:29,671 - I did, but on my way over, 1562 01:09:29,672 --> 01:09:32,175 I kinda lost it, so at the moment, 1563 01:09:32,176 --> 01:09:34,926 I don't actually have your money. 1564 01:09:35,932 --> 01:09:38,387 - Oh, wait, hold on here. 1565 01:09:38,388 --> 01:09:39,973 You don't have the money? 1566 01:09:39,974 --> 01:09:42,104 You can't have him, if you don't have the money. 1567 01:09:42,105 --> 01:09:43,623 That's what fucking bail is. 1568 01:09:43,624 --> 01:09:46,169 - Come on, man, can't you just let him out? 1569 01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:48,505 I had it like 10 minutes ago, for real. 1570 01:09:48,506 --> 01:09:50,530 - You used it to go buy drugs, didn't you? 1571 01:09:50,531 --> 01:09:51,458 - All right, all right, all right. 1572 01:09:51,459 --> 01:09:52,291 - You're so fucked now, aren't you? 1573 01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:53,244 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - I'll kill you for this. 1574 01:09:53,245 --> 01:09:56,183 - [Choner] Hold on, hold on. 1575 01:09:56,184 --> 01:09:57,567 I know that smell. 1576 01:09:57,568 --> 01:10:00,284 It smells like you've been smoking fucking Baby Aspirin. 1577 01:10:00,285 --> 01:10:02,169 Did you seriously just walk into a police station 1578 01:10:02,170 --> 01:10:03,602 high as fuck? 1579 01:10:03,603 --> 01:10:05,693 Hey, baby drop-off is in the back. 1580 01:10:05,694 --> 01:10:07,527 - Is that Janee's mom? 1581 01:10:09,833 --> 01:10:13,014 (Jordan whimpering) (tense dramatic music) 1582 01:10:13,015 --> 01:10:14,942 - Please, take me back there. 1583 01:10:14,943 --> 01:10:18,279 - [Choner] Hey, hey, hey, where the fuck is he going? 1584 01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:19,820 Boys, get him, boys! 1585 01:10:19,821 --> 01:10:22,441 - [Officer] Get him, Choner, get him, get him! 1586 01:10:22,442 --> 01:10:25,384 Get him, get him, Choner! - Excuse me. 1587 01:10:25,385 --> 01:10:29,052 - Jordan! (gunshots booming) 1588 01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:34,686 (Jordan screaming) 1589 01:10:41,771 --> 01:10:44,725 Jengo, we got a bogey on the loose. 1590 01:10:44,726 --> 01:10:47,036 Bogey on the loose. 1591 01:10:47,037 --> 01:10:51,037 Fucker! (tense electronic music) 1592 01:11:04,058 --> 01:11:06,808 (Jordan panting) 1593 01:11:10,735 --> 01:11:14,542 - (coughs) Donut (knocks). 1594 01:11:14,543 --> 01:11:18,876 Open the fuck up, come on (coughs). 1595 01:11:27,731 --> 01:11:32,731 (video game blaring) - There we go. 1596 01:11:32,801 --> 01:11:35,574 - Oh yeah, buffalo wings. 1597 01:11:35,575 --> 01:11:38,658 Ho, ho, ho (grunts). 1598 01:11:40,464 --> 01:11:42,855 There's an emergency up in here. 1599 01:11:42,856 --> 01:11:45,149 Look at that, look at that (chuckles). 1600 01:11:45,150 --> 01:11:45,983 DOHOG78. 1601 01:11:48,888 --> 01:11:50,583 - [Grandma] Harvey, Harvey, 1602 01:11:50,584 --> 01:11:52,779 it sounds like somebody's smoking down there. 1603 01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:55,735 - Please, man, I've been waiting all fucking day, Donut. 1604 01:11:55,736 --> 01:11:57,000 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1605 01:11:57,001 --> 01:11:59,520 I mean like, as soon as my Grandma goes to sleep, 1606 01:11:59,521 --> 01:12:01,697 like my guy will be here soon. 1607 01:12:01,698 --> 01:12:03,738 - [Grandma] Harvey, are you smoking? 1608 01:12:03,739 --> 01:12:06,348 - No, Grandma, I don't smoke. 1609 01:12:06,349 --> 01:12:07,595 - Should I put this out? 1610 01:12:07,596 --> 01:12:08,553 - No, no, it's fine. 1611 01:12:08,554 --> 01:12:10,551 - So what time's that ZitCoin guy gettin' here? 1612 01:12:10,552 --> 01:12:11,835 - Just like in five minutes. 1613 01:12:11,836 --> 01:12:13,350 - Awesome, maybe I can get his info. 1614 01:12:13,351 --> 01:12:15,277 I need a new chenko guy. 1615 01:12:15,278 --> 01:12:17,500 - [Grandma] Harvey, it still smells like smoke. 1616 01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:19,055 What are you doing in there? 1617 01:12:19,056 --> 01:12:22,030 - Nothing, Grandma, I'm just eating buffalo wings. 1618 01:12:22,031 --> 01:12:23,724 - Man, you ain't even eatin' all the chicken off of that. 1619 01:12:23,725 --> 01:12:25,419 Look at all that meat left. 1620 01:12:25,420 --> 01:12:26,252 - You want it? 1621 01:12:26,253 --> 01:12:28,459 Eat it, I don't like putting my tongue in that far. 1622 01:12:28,460 --> 01:12:29,989 - Hi, Grandma Donut. 1623 01:12:29,990 --> 01:12:31,547 - Hello, Jordan, I didn't know you were here. 1624 01:12:31,548 --> 01:12:34,319 - Hell yeah, bitch, fucking bomb. 1625 01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:35,733 - Harvey, you know you're not supposed 1626 01:12:35,734 --> 01:12:37,350 to be smoking down here. 1627 01:12:37,351 --> 01:12:40,434 Tobacco smoke makes my E.coli flare up? 1628 01:12:40,435 --> 01:12:42,599 - Why aren't you asleep right now? 1629 01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:44,494 - I will be in bed in 10 minutes. 1630 01:12:44,495 --> 01:12:47,162 Sweetheart, please, don't smoke. 1631 01:12:48,378 --> 01:12:49,469 - Yo, put that down. 1632 01:12:49,470 --> 01:12:52,744 I wasn't even done with that one yet. 1633 01:12:52,745 --> 01:12:54,764 - I'm sorry, chill. 1634 01:12:54,765 --> 01:12:58,282 (Donut grunting) 1635 01:12:58,283 --> 01:13:00,103 - Whoa, oh man. 1636 01:13:00,104 --> 01:13:02,638 Don't touch my wings (farts). 1637 01:13:02,639 --> 01:13:03,955 - Yo, man, I don't have a half hour 1638 01:13:03,956 --> 01:13:07,161 waiting for you to shower after you shit. 1639 01:13:07,162 --> 01:13:12,162 (video game blaring) (gunshots booming) 1640 01:13:15,890 --> 01:13:18,640 (chain clanking) 1641 01:13:22,467 --> 01:13:25,300 (person knocking) 1642 01:13:28,909 --> 01:13:32,326 (tense electronic music) 1643 01:13:34,681 --> 01:13:37,106 Murphy, what are you doing here? 1644 01:13:37,107 --> 01:13:39,533 - Oh, don't tell me it's you. 1645 01:13:39,534 --> 01:13:41,082 You can have your ZitCoin back 1646 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:43,406 'cause I'm not selling you a goddamn thing, you sick fuck. 1647 01:13:43,407 --> 01:13:45,193 - Hey, I'm not the dude who hit you up. 1648 01:13:45,194 --> 01:13:46,771 - Stay away from me. 1649 01:13:46,772 --> 01:13:47,897 You want me to bring the force? 1650 01:13:47,898 --> 01:13:49,360 - Hey, watch it, man. 1651 01:13:49,361 --> 01:13:51,337 I've got sauce on my fingers. 1652 01:13:51,338 --> 01:13:52,990 (Murphy grunting) 1653 01:13:52,991 --> 01:13:55,023 - That microwave was loaded with centipedes. 1654 01:13:55,024 --> 01:13:57,055 I junked it. (sword clanking) 1655 01:13:57,056 --> 01:13:59,743 - [Grandma] Harvey, what's that noise? 1656 01:13:59,744 --> 01:14:01,926 Did you just break something? 1657 01:14:01,927 --> 01:14:05,063 - Oh, I think I have deja vu. 1658 01:14:05,064 --> 01:14:08,042 What can I take in trade this time? 1659 01:14:08,043 --> 01:14:09,785 How 'bout that power drill over there? 1660 01:14:09,786 --> 01:14:11,112 - You can't take that, it's not mine. 1661 01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:13,201 - Get the fuck out of my way. 1662 01:14:13,202 --> 01:14:16,497 (sword clanking) (Jordan grunting) 1663 01:14:16,498 --> 01:14:19,695 - What's going on in here? (Murphy screaming) 1664 01:14:19,696 --> 01:14:24,696 (screeches) Ow (grunts). 1665 01:14:25,033 --> 01:14:26,345 - Shit, dude. 1666 01:14:26,346 --> 01:14:27,551 - [Murphy] Fuck, what happened? 1667 01:14:27,552 --> 01:14:28,767 - You just stabbed an old lady. 1668 01:14:28,768 --> 01:14:30,067 - No, no, I was swinging, 1669 01:14:30,068 --> 01:14:32,809 and, oh fuck, you're right, I did. 1670 01:14:32,810 --> 01:14:35,791 (TV blaring) 1671 01:14:35,792 --> 01:14:39,209 (tense electronic music) 1672 01:14:42,013 --> 01:14:44,502 - [Janee] No, Mom, that's not gonna work. 1673 01:14:44,503 --> 01:14:45,767 Angela's doesn't operate on mom logic. 1674 01:14:45,768 --> 01:14:47,573 You can't do that. - No, no, no. 1675 01:14:47,574 --> 01:14:49,074 No, no, no, Janee. 1676 01:14:50,703 --> 01:14:54,183 You are going to get a job at the dental. 1677 01:14:54,184 --> 01:14:56,186 I am not going to that salon again. 1678 01:14:56,187 --> 01:14:58,942 - Mom, no, you cannot do that to me. 1679 01:14:58,943 --> 01:15:00,000 Mom, please come back. 1680 01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:01,944 Can you please help me give Cody this baby medicine? 1681 01:15:01,945 --> 01:15:04,118 These directions don't make any sense. 1682 01:15:04,119 --> 01:15:05,947 - Yeah, it's probably pretty hard to understand 1683 01:15:05,948 --> 01:15:07,584 if you don't know how to read. 1684 01:15:07,585 --> 01:15:10,406 - Why are you so mean to me? 1685 01:15:10,407 --> 01:15:12,996 It's not my fault your life sucks just because you decided 1686 01:15:12,997 --> 01:15:14,830 not to go to Angela's. 1687 01:15:15,719 --> 01:15:20,005 - Are you effing seriously serious right now? 1688 01:15:20,006 --> 01:15:23,285 Unlike you, my life could not be more amazing right now. 1689 01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:24,919 I am so glad I gave that shit up. 1690 01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:27,511 Cutting hair is bimbo work, Janee. 1691 01:15:27,512 --> 01:15:32,036 Do you wanna know what kind of people cut hair? 1692 01:15:32,037 --> 01:15:33,370 Goon bag morons, 1693 01:15:34,232 --> 01:15:35,149 that's who. 1694 01:15:36,418 --> 01:15:38,331 - Maybe if you hadn't given it up, 1695 01:15:38,332 --> 01:15:40,870 you wouldn't have a stick up so far up your ass? 1696 01:15:40,871 --> 01:15:42,697 (both screaming) 1697 01:15:42,698 --> 01:15:47,698 (Jordan coughing) (TV blaring) 1698 01:15:52,386 --> 01:15:53,826 - [Announcer] Brogenix will get you off the couch 1699 01:15:53,827 --> 01:15:56,322 in about 13 minutes. - Whatever. 1700 01:15:56,323 --> 01:15:58,805 - When whale testosterone hits your bloodstream. 1701 01:15:58,806 --> 01:16:00,864 Remember, Japanese warriors 1702 01:16:00,865 --> 01:16:02,774 have been taking whale testosterone 1703 01:16:02,775 --> 01:16:04,333 for the past eight centuries. 1704 01:16:04,334 --> 01:16:07,476 - Man, where the fuck is that remote? 1705 01:16:07,477 --> 01:16:09,546 I've seen this shit. 1706 01:16:09,547 --> 01:16:14,547 I'm not gonna stop looking 'til I find this mother fucker. 1707 01:16:14,660 --> 01:16:16,410 Oh shit, there it is. 1708 01:16:19,678 --> 01:16:22,678 I've been looking all over for this. 1709 01:16:23,577 --> 01:16:26,888 (phone ringing) 1710 01:16:26,889 --> 01:16:28,174 Yeah? - Oh, hiya there. 1711 01:16:28,175 --> 01:16:29,963 It's Tazel from Brogenix again. 1712 01:16:29,964 --> 01:16:32,770 I wanna get this payment all settled 1713 01:16:32,771 --> 01:16:34,263 before I leave for the day. 1714 01:16:34,264 --> 01:16:35,421 If you got your information stolen, 1715 01:16:35,422 --> 01:16:37,966 it's important we jump on that right away. 1716 01:16:37,967 --> 01:16:39,630 I'm not sure what happened. 1717 01:16:39,631 --> 01:16:41,537 I think we got disconnected last time we talked. 1718 01:16:41,538 --> 01:16:45,453 - No, we didn't get disconnected, I actually hung up on you. 1719 01:16:45,454 --> 01:16:49,204 - I love a. (Jordan inhaling) 1720 01:16:53,465 --> 01:16:58,318 - Brogenix will get you off the couch in about 13 minutes. 1721 01:16:58,319 --> 01:17:03,319 When whale testosterone hits your bloodstream (mumbles). 1722 01:17:08,571 --> 01:17:11,330 Brogenix is scientifically proven. 1723 01:17:11,331 --> 01:17:13,283 Jordan, fucking listen to me. 1724 01:17:13,284 --> 01:17:14,670 Where did you say you've been? 1725 01:17:14,671 --> 01:17:16,393 I take it, why didn't you give it to me? 1726 01:17:16,394 --> 01:17:17,558 Give it to me. 1727 01:17:17,559 --> 01:17:18,726 Give it to me. 1728 01:17:19,936 --> 01:17:21,738 Give the damn baby to me. 1729 01:17:21,739 --> 01:17:23,446 Jordan, are you fucking listening to me? 1730 01:17:23,447 --> 01:17:25,068 - Give him the baby, Jordan. - God dammit. 1731 01:17:25,069 --> 01:17:26,688 - Give him the baby. - Give that baby away? 1732 01:17:26,689 --> 01:17:28,038 Give me the baby, you fuck. 1733 01:17:28,039 --> 01:17:30,092 - Shit doesn't even work, man. 1734 01:17:30,093 --> 01:17:31,757 I'm way to fucking ass high. 1735 01:17:31,758 --> 01:17:34,099 - Japanese warriors have been taking whale testosterone 1736 01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:36,936 for eight centuries. - Where is that remote? 1737 01:17:36,937 --> 01:17:38,472 I saw it. - And it's 60 times stronger 1738 01:17:38,473 --> 01:17:40,909 than human testosterone. 1739 01:17:40,910 --> 01:17:44,266 Brogenix genetically alters your DNA 1740 01:17:44,267 --> 01:17:46,657 to be more like a new whale. 1741 01:17:46,658 --> 01:17:47,575 - My phone. 1742 01:17:49,088 --> 01:17:51,426 What the hell is this? 1743 01:17:51,427 --> 01:17:53,379 - Yo bro, I'm good again. 1744 01:17:53,380 --> 01:17:55,280 Hit me up if you need some. 1745 01:17:55,281 --> 01:17:57,777 - [Jordan] Solliver's back. 1746 01:17:57,778 --> 01:17:58,854 - There he is. 1747 01:17:58,855 --> 01:17:59,999 Oh friend, hang up. 1748 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,093 - Hey, pop. 1749 01:18:01,094 --> 01:18:03,089 (punch thudding) 1750 01:18:03,090 --> 01:18:05,463 - Come here, I have to talk to you. 1751 01:18:05,464 --> 01:18:06,934 - You knocked over my stubs, 1752 01:18:06,935 --> 01:18:09,003 I've been working on that for six months. 1753 01:18:09,004 --> 01:18:10,399 - You don't wanna do this the wrong way. 1754 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:13,011 We'll hold him down, and you can beat him, Peruvian style. 1755 01:18:13,012 --> 01:18:14,787 - You're lucky Walter's here. 1756 01:18:14,788 --> 01:18:16,866 He had to come down, and bail me out with his own money, 1757 01:18:16,867 --> 01:18:18,473 you fucking son of a bitch. 1758 01:18:18,474 --> 01:18:20,175 - He didn't pay for shit, Dad. 1759 01:18:20,176 --> 01:18:21,869 Those fucking assholes came, 1760 01:18:21,870 --> 01:18:23,085 and they stole all your money. 1761 01:18:23,086 --> 01:18:25,137 I swear, I didn't lose any of it 1762 01:18:25,138 --> 01:18:26,076 until they took it from me. 1763 01:18:26,077 --> 01:18:28,111 - You used it to go buy drugs, didn't you? 1764 01:18:28,112 --> 01:18:30,197 Fuck, you're high right now. 1765 01:18:30,198 --> 01:18:31,829 That's proof. 1766 01:18:31,830 --> 01:18:34,209 - Uh-huh (affirmative), he is as high as Thursday. 1767 01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:35,167 - What the fuck? 1768 01:18:35,168 --> 01:18:37,113 - I told you that's what he was doing. 1769 01:18:37,114 --> 01:18:38,368 - Fuck you all. 1770 01:18:38,369 --> 01:18:40,253 Why do you have to be such vaginas about everything. 1771 01:18:40,254 --> 01:18:41,355 - Fuck me? 1772 01:18:41,356 --> 01:18:43,189 Fuck me, no, fuck you. 1773 01:18:44,454 --> 01:18:47,287 I want you out of my house, leave! 1774 01:18:48,431 --> 01:18:52,312 - Calm down, you're having another flashback. 1775 01:18:52,313 --> 01:18:53,871 - Okay, I'm leaving, chill. 1776 01:18:53,872 --> 01:18:55,940 - Jordan, get out of here now. 1777 01:18:55,941 --> 01:18:58,121 - [Dispatcher] Jengo 17, this is Delta One Nine. 1778 01:18:58,122 --> 01:19:00,997 Can you give me a status on your location? 1779 01:19:00,998 --> 01:19:02,776 - I need you to kill him. 1780 01:19:02,777 --> 01:19:04,823 That's the point. 1781 01:19:04,824 --> 01:19:05,803 - Jordan, you in here. 1782 01:19:05,804 --> 01:19:08,313 You can smell the fucking chenko outside. 1783 01:19:08,314 --> 01:19:09,560 - I just paid you. 1784 01:19:09,561 --> 01:19:10,795 Get out of my house. 1785 01:19:10,796 --> 01:19:13,272 I don't have any more money to give you. 1786 01:19:13,273 --> 01:19:16,981 - Oh, so you haven't learned your lesson the first time? 1787 01:19:16,982 --> 01:19:18,248 - [Dad] I've got to kill him. 1788 01:19:18,249 --> 01:19:20,507 - Please, please, don't arrest him again. 1789 01:19:20,508 --> 01:19:21,465 - Get off of him. 1790 01:19:21,466 --> 01:19:24,449 You can't do this, he needs his medication. 1791 01:19:24,450 --> 01:19:26,692 - Let me go, I don't have any more money to give you. 1792 01:19:26,693 --> 01:19:28,276 - [Walter] Get off! 1793 01:19:30,070 --> 01:19:31,653 - [Dad] Get off of me. 1794 01:19:31,654 --> 01:19:33,237 You can't take me back there. 1795 01:19:33,238 --> 01:19:34,926 I'll kill all of you. 1796 01:19:34,927 --> 01:19:37,334 - [Choner] Oh, you gonna make threats now? 1797 01:19:37,335 --> 01:19:42,335 (baton thudding) (dad screaming) 1798 01:19:46,084 --> 01:19:47,855 Motherfucker. (dad grunting) 1799 01:19:47,856 --> 01:19:49,939 Get up, you motherfucker! 1800 01:19:51,205 --> 01:19:52,605 Die, die! 1801 01:19:52,606 --> 01:19:55,773 (slow relaxing music) 1802 01:20:03,910 --> 01:20:04,743 - Goddamn, 1803 01:20:06,988 --> 01:20:09,275 I can't take this shit. 1804 01:20:09,276 --> 01:20:11,517 I can't take this shit no more (sobs). 1805 01:20:11,518 --> 01:20:13,685 Man, I need chenko so bad. 1806 01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:18,554 (Jordan coughing) 1807 01:20:18,555 --> 01:20:20,055 My scorpion chain. 1808 01:20:21,532 --> 01:20:24,365 I broke my fucking scorpion chain. 1809 01:20:28,465 --> 01:20:30,048 Why, scorpion gods? 1810 01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:34,644 Why have you forsaken me? 1811 01:20:36,093 --> 01:20:36,926 I need, 1812 01:20:38,885 --> 01:20:40,052 I need chenko. 1813 01:20:52,186 --> 01:20:54,853 (hat whooshing) 1814 01:21:06,778 --> 01:21:07,611 My hat? 1815 01:21:09,914 --> 01:21:11,336 Where the fuck this come from? 1816 01:21:11,337 --> 01:21:13,504 - Shut the fuck up! - Shit. 1817 01:21:15,662 --> 01:21:18,256 - Asshole. - You smell that? 1818 01:21:18,257 --> 01:21:23,257 - Shit (laughs) - Suck my fucking dick, yo. 1819 01:21:23,318 --> 01:21:27,151 - What you doing man (barks)? 1820 01:21:30,818 --> 01:21:32,068 - Where my hat? 1821 01:21:32,923 --> 01:21:35,785 Yo, yo, hold up, yo motherfuckers. 1822 01:21:35,786 --> 01:21:39,786 Got any chenko? (crowd cheering) 1823 01:21:42,507 --> 01:21:45,424 Did they have paint on their faces? 1824 01:21:47,115 --> 01:21:48,652 - [FaceFuka] Chenko. 1825 01:21:48,653 --> 01:21:49,797 - Hold up. 1826 01:21:49,798 --> 01:21:53,215 (tense electronic music) 1827 01:22:00,018 --> 01:22:00,851 FaceFuka? 1828 01:22:01,744 --> 01:22:02,577 FaceFuka! 1829 01:22:04,870 --> 01:22:06,787 Chenko, give me chenko. 1830 01:22:07,770 --> 01:22:09,216 Chenko, I need some chenko. 1831 01:22:09,217 --> 01:22:11,238 - Geeze, don't go blocking that shit. 1832 01:22:11,239 --> 01:22:14,915 Back the fuck up. - You ain't got no chenko? 1833 01:22:14,916 --> 01:22:16,330 Man, I know you got chenko. 1834 01:22:16,331 --> 01:22:17,820 You wouldn't be here if you didn't have any chenko. 1835 01:22:17,821 --> 01:22:19,163 Give me that chenko. 1836 01:22:19,164 --> 01:22:20,814 What you got, give me that shit. 1837 01:22:20,815 --> 01:22:21,938 I need this, let me, 1838 01:22:21,939 --> 01:22:23,029 let me put it in my mouth. 1839 01:22:23,030 --> 01:22:24,780 C'mon, fuck you both. 1840 01:22:26,184 --> 01:22:28,275 Yo, you got to be high as fuck. 1841 01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:29,848 What you on? 1842 01:22:29,849 --> 01:22:31,990 Yo, bro, you are the highest person 1843 01:22:31,991 --> 01:22:34,434 I've ever fucking seen. 1844 01:22:34,435 --> 01:22:36,370 Good for you, man. 1845 01:22:36,371 --> 01:22:38,204 How did you get there? 1846 01:22:40,218 --> 01:22:44,135 - Shit bag, chenko fiend, fuck hole, I knew it. 1847 01:22:45,059 --> 01:22:48,403 Jengo 17, the bogey's been spotted. 1848 01:22:48,404 --> 01:22:53,404 And He's fucking dead. (tense electronic music) 1849 01:23:01,338 --> 01:23:03,718 - I need some chenko, bro. 1850 01:23:03,719 --> 01:23:08,719 You know where I can find any? (man whooshing) 1851 01:23:21,204 --> 01:23:22,954 - You're just a baby? 1852 01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:26,439 (flames whooshing) 1853 01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:28,009 But I hate you. 1854 01:23:28,010 --> 01:23:30,177 - Chenko, do you have any? 1855 01:23:35,587 --> 01:23:37,752 - Whoa, watch it, yo. 1856 01:23:37,753 --> 01:23:40,308 - Hey, you got a fucking ticket? 1857 01:23:40,309 --> 01:23:42,392 You got a baby, go ahead. 1858 01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:46,721 Hey, that ain't no baby. 1859 01:23:46,722 --> 01:23:48,410 - [Man] Hey, don't you dis my baby, yo. 1860 01:23:48,411 --> 01:23:49,788 - I'm entering my baby's face. 1861 01:23:49,789 --> 01:23:51,219 I'm gonna go let that little motherfucker right now. 1862 01:23:51,220 --> 01:23:52,137 Baby, baby! 1863 01:24:04,690 --> 01:24:07,857 (slow relaxing music) 1864 01:24:09,082 --> 01:24:10,629 - Are you sure you wanna let me do this? 1865 01:24:10,630 --> 01:24:11,587 I don't know, dude. 1866 01:24:11,588 --> 01:24:12,829 I don't want to fuck up your hair. 1867 01:24:12,830 --> 01:24:15,767 - Janee, you can totally cut it all off. 1868 01:24:15,768 --> 01:24:17,771 Give me a Mohawk, if you need to. 1869 01:24:17,772 --> 01:24:19,468 I just want you to be the best haircutter 1870 01:24:19,469 --> 01:24:20,804 of all haircutter history. 1871 01:24:20,805 --> 01:24:21,762 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1872 01:24:21,763 --> 01:24:22,939 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1873 01:24:22,940 --> 01:24:23,995 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1874 01:24:23,996 --> 01:24:25,156 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1875 01:24:25,157 --> 01:24:26,879 - I fucking love you FaceFuka. 1876 01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:28,090 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1877 01:24:28,091 --> 01:24:29,239 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1878 01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:31,101 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1879 01:24:31,102 --> 01:24:32,186 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1880 01:24:32,187 --> 01:24:34,691 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1881 01:24:34,692 --> 01:24:36,564 ♪ When you see your babies ♪ 1882 01:24:36,565 --> 01:24:38,218 ♪ Punch them in the face ♪ 1883 01:24:38,219 --> 01:24:41,492 ♪ They want the same thing as you, baby ♪ 1884 01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:44,330 ♪ Punch a baby, punch, punch a baby ♪ 1885 01:24:44,331 --> 01:24:48,806 ♪ Punch a baby, punch, punch a baby now ♪ 1886 01:24:48,807 --> 01:24:52,334 (uptempo hiphop music) 1887 01:24:52,335 --> 01:24:56,002 - We've got some chenko, come up and get it! 1888 01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:01,621 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1889 01:25:01,622 --> 01:25:03,045 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1890 01:25:03,046 --> 01:25:06,099 ♪ Chenko, the chenko song ♪ 1891 01:25:06,100 --> 01:25:07,550 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1892 01:25:07,551 --> 01:25:08,976 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1893 01:25:08,977 --> 01:25:10,864 ♪ Chenko ♪ 1894 01:25:10,865 --> 01:25:12,599 - I need some Chen-Chen right now, bitch. 1895 01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:13,934 Give me this shit. - That's my ball. 1896 01:25:13,935 --> 01:25:15,226 - What the fuck is this? 1897 01:25:15,227 --> 01:25:16,838 This is not drugs, little girl. 1898 01:25:16,839 --> 01:25:18,866 This is not drugs, little girl's mom. 1899 01:25:18,867 --> 01:25:21,185 Why would you not bring drugs to a concert. 1900 01:25:21,186 --> 01:25:24,453 - [Janee] Maybe I can like dye it a sort of color 1901 01:25:24,454 --> 01:25:26,333 that can like match your skin. 1902 01:25:26,334 --> 01:25:30,333 - What are you doing with those fucking scissors? 1903 01:25:30,334 --> 01:25:32,420 (gun cocking) 1904 01:25:32,421 --> 01:25:34,171 - Don't fucking move. 1905 01:25:35,187 --> 01:25:38,403 - Okay, fucking chill, man, chill. 1906 01:25:38,404 --> 01:25:43,404 - Did you really think I was gonna let you get chenko today? 1907 01:25:43,729 --> 01:25:45,378 I shouldn't even be here right now. 1908 01:25:45,379 --> 01:25:46,983 It's 11 o'clock, I'm supposed to be home, 1909 01:25:46,984 --> 01:25:49,149 fucking my fat wife in the garage, 1910 01:25:49,150 --> 01:25:51,446 but you wanna know what I told my fat wife? 1911 01:25:51,447 --> 01:25:53,867 - Unless it involves me smoking a shit load of chenko, 1912 01:25:53,868 --> 01:25:56,091 you pissing the fuck off, not really. 1913 01:25:56,092 --> 01:25:57,984 - I told Mom if you were gonna stay here, 1914 01:25:57,985 --> 01:26:00,337 not to let you go to Angela's. 1915 01:26:00,338 --> 01:26:02,052 She has too many things to do in the afternoon, 1916 01:26:02,053 --> 01:26:04,303 and nobody wants to look after that little shit ball 1917 01:26:04,304 --> 01:26:07,157 while you're prancing around in Angela land. 1918 01:26:07,158 --> 01:26:09,987 - I told her if I could stop one of you shit bag fucks, 1919 01:26:09,988 --> 01:26:12,218 from gettin' high on dope, 1920 01:26:12,219 --> 01:26:14,735 I don't need to fuck my fat wife, 1921 01:26:14,736 --> 01:26:16,835 when I can just fuck you. 1922 01:26:16,836 --> 01:26:19,426 - No, Angela's is non-negotiable. 1923 01:26:19,427 --> 01:26:20,414 I'm so close. 1924 01:26:20,415 --> 01:26:24,338 I just need like a couple hundred bucks more, and I'm in. 1925 01:26:24,339 --> 01:26:27,169 I know you're loaded, you got that dopeass reception gig. 1926 01:26:27,170 --> 01:26:28,921 Why can't you help me out? 1927 01:26:28,922 --> 01:26:32,512 - Nobody wants you to touch their hair, please. 1928 01:26:32,513 --> 01:26:35,260 I'd rather pay for a can full of bees 1929 01:26:35,261 --> 01:26:37,663 to sting me in the face over and over and over again 1930 01:26:37,664 --> 01:26:39,659 than to pay for you to go to that shit. 1931 01:26:39,660 --> 01:26:41,580 - Why can't you just chill, dude. 1932 01:26:41,581 --> 01:26:43,297 I'm not fucking with you, bro. 1933 01:26:43,298 --> 01:26:45,853 There's a trillion people out there doing the same shit. 1934 01:26:45,854 --> 01:26:48,531 All we wanna do is get fucking high and just chill. 1935 01:26:48,532 --> 01:26:49,408 That's it. 1936 01:26:49,409 --> 01:26:51,374 You can't arrest all of us. 1937 01:26:51,375 --> 01:26:52,458 - Yes, I can. 1938 01:26:53,310 --> 01:26:54,847 - I'm a good person. 1939 01:26:54,848 --> 01:26:56,177 I got good inside me 1940 01:26:56,178 --> 01:26:57,819 that you know nothing about, 1941 01:26:57,820 --> 01:26:59,778 but I'm not gonna be anything like you. 1942 01:26:59,779 --> 01:27:01,497 I'm gonna be somebody. 1943 01:27:01,498 --> 01:27:03,321 Angela's gonna turn me into more of a somebody 1944 01:27:03,322 --> 01:27:04,882 than you will ever be. 1945 01:27:04,883 --> 01:27:06,724 - You really think they're gonna let in a girl 1946 01:27:06,725 --> 01:27:10,618 who has a streak that looks like the inside of my asshole? 1947 01:27:10,619 --> 01:27:13,267 - Chenko makes your life fucking retarded. 1948 01:27:13,268 --> 01:27:16,307 Now don't move, and let me unretard 1949 01:27:16,308 --> 01:27:21,308 your fucking retarded life. (slow relaxing music) 1950 01:27:27,697 --> 01:27:29,947 - You goon-bag nasty bitch. 1951 01:27:47,033 --> 01:27:47,866 - No, man. 1952 01:27:49,807 --> 01:27:52,557 Without chenko, there is no life. 1953 01:27:55,352 --> 01:27:57,783 - [Ranee] Oh, you did not pull that shit with me. 1954 01:27:57,784 --> 01:27:59,606 - Comb your fucking hair, bitch. 1955 01:27:59,607 --> 01:28:03,306 - Dijo chop, son. (Ranee grunting) 1956 01:28:03,307 --> 01:28:05,016 - Ow! - It's over, Jordan. 1957 01:28:05,017 --> 01:28:06,823 Don't fight it. 1958 01:28:06,824 --> 01:28:08,040 Can't wait to take you a place 1959 01:28:08,041 --> 01:28:11,186 where you'll never be able to smoke chenko again. 1960 01:28:11,187 --> 01:28:12,020 - No! 1961 01:28:13,462 --> 01:28:14,808 - Hey, asshole. 1962 01:28:14,809 --> 01:28:16,917 - Yo asshole, where the fuck is your ticket? 1963 01:28:16,918 --> 01:28:18,495 - I don't need a fucking ticket. 1964 01:28:18,496 --> 01:28:21,129 I'm a cop, I go wherever the fuck I want. 1965 01:28:21,130 --> 01:28:22,773 - You need a ticket, 1966 01:28:22,774 --> 01:28:25,261 or a baby with your face painted on. 1967 01:28:25,262 --> 01:28:30,262 (punch thudding) (neck crumbling) 1968 01:28:32,142 --> 01:28:34,196 - I had a dream about throwing babies out windows 1969 01:28:34,197 --> 01:28:35,786 So that's why I wrote a song about throwing babies 1970 01:28:35,787 --> 01:28:39,032 out windows, don't think too hard about it, 1971 01:28:39,033 --> 01:28:41,359 straightforward shit you all. 1972 01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:43,146 Yo, it's about that time, y'all. 1973 01:28:43,147 --> 01:28:45,230 You ready for this thing? 1974 01:28:47,494 --> 01:28:51,994 And the winner of the Chenko4life Baby Tattoo contest. 1975 01:28:53,075 --> 01:28:55,231 This mother fucker right here, 1976 01:28:55,232 --> 01:28:58,376 with his bloody ass baby tattooed on thing. 1977 01:28:58,377 --> 01:28:59,736 - That's me, I'm here! 1978 01:28:59,737 --> 01:29:02,447 - Get your lifetime supply of chenko. 1979 01:29:02,448 --> 01:29:03,893 A lifetime supply of chenko, 1980 01:29:03,894 --> 01:29:06,194 which adds up to about two ounces, 1981 01:29:06,195 --> 01:29:08,314 'cause if you do it all at once, 1982 01:29:08,315 --> 01:29:12,755 then you gonna have a short ass mother fucking lifetime. 1983 01:29:12,756 --> 01:29:14,520 (crowd cheering) 1984 01:29:14,521 --> 01:29:17,271 - Do I need a fucking ticket now? 1985 01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:20,716 - FaceFuka, it's me, FaceFuka. 1986 01:29:20,717 --> 01:29:22,658 FaceFuka, it's me, right here. 1987 01:29:22,659 --> 01:29:23,788 - Come on up yo, 1988 01:29:23,789 --> 01:29:25,135 come on up onstage. 1989 01:29:25,136 --> 01:29:27,386 Let's get you fucking high. 1990 01:29:31,347 --> 01:29:32,527 - [Jordan] I'm the chenko king. 1991 01:29:32,528 --> 01:29:34,435 I'm a chenko king tonight. - What is this? 1992 01:29:34,436 --> 01:29:36,704 Chenko paraphernalia? 1993 01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:38,872 You can't fucking do that. 1994 01:29:40,143 --> 01:29:41,643 - Does he mean me? 1995 01:29:46,070 --> 01:29:47,095 (gun cocking) 1996 01:29:47,096 --> 01:29:48,406 - Hey, fuck face. 1997 01:29:48,407 --> 01:29:50,371 Put the fucking chenko down. 1998 01:29:50,372 --> 01:29:53,564 Put the fucking chenko down, put it down. 1999 01:29:53,565 --> 01:29:55,093 Put the fucking chenko down. 2000 01:29:55,094 --> 01:29:56,419 I said put it down. 2001 01:29:56,420 --> 01:29:57,420 Put it down. 2002 01:29:58,310 --> 01:30:00,624 Put the fucking chenko down. 2003 01:30:00,625 --> 01:30:01,958 - [Both] Chenko! 2004 01:30:03,599 --> 01:30:08,599 (gunshots booming) (tense dramatic music) 2005 01:30:13,215 --> 01:30:15,107 - Everybody's under arrest. 2006 01:30:15,108 --> 01:30:16,178 Get on your knees, 2007 01:30:16,179 --> 01:30:18,465 and put your hands behind your fucking head. 2008 01:30:18,466 --> 01:30:21,660 You're all under arrest. (people screaming) 2009 01:30:21,661 --> 01:30:25,257 - Fuck you pig, you ain't arresting shit. 2010 01:30:25,258 --> 01:30:28,175 (gunshots booming) 2011 01:30:30,484 --> 01:30:34,948 (gun thudding) (people screaming) 2012 01:30:34,949 --> 01:30:36,427 - How could you bring a fucking cop 2013 01:30:36,428 --> 01:30:39,172 to my fucking show, yo? 2014 01:30:39,173 --> 01:30:40,340 A fucking cop! 2015 01:30:42,269 --> 01:30:44,651 - Chenko, chenko. - Stabby D. 2016 01:30:44,652 --> 01:30:48,235 Stabby D don't die (sobs). 2017 01:31:01,973 --> 01:31:04,302 - [Choner] Stop, everybody stop! 2018 01:31:04,303 --> 01:31:06,886 Everybody stop, everybody stop. 2019 01:31:07,825 --> 01:31:08,658 Stop. 2020 01:31:15,340 --> 01:31:20,257 - [FaceFuka] Oh Stabby D (sobs), Stabby D! 2021 01:31:21,971 --> 01:31:24,888 (camera whooshing) 2022 01:31:30,534 --> 01:31:33,966 - Oh, she's such a fucking psychotic bitch. 2023 01:31:33,967 --> 01:31:35,655 I hate her. 2024 01:31:35,656 --> 01:31:37,509 God, I got to get out of here, dude. 2025 01:31:37,510 --> 01:31:38,545 I'm raging. 2026 01:31:38,546 --> 01:31:42,444 - Janee, she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. 2027 01:31:42,445 --> 01:31:45,264 Believe me, you're gonna be like the hottest, 2028 01:31:45,265 --> 01:31:47,326 most fucking badass hairdressin' chick 2029 01:31:47,327 --> 01:31:50,351 that Angela's Superstar School has ever seen. 2030 01:31:50,352 --> 01:31:51,251 Trust me. 2031 01:31:51,252 --> 01:31:52,372 - No, I'm not. 2032 01:31:52,373 --> 01:31:55,373 It's just not gonna work out for me. 2033 01:31:57,417 --> 01:31:59,124 I'm never gonna get in. 2034 01:31:59,125 --> 01:32:00,922 I'm stupid, too, and I know it. 2035 01:32:00,923 --> 01:32:01,778 - Girl, come on. 2036 01:32:01,779 --> 01:32:02,929 You know, besides staying with Jordan, 2037 01:32:02,930 --> 01:32:05,219 you are one smart ho. 2038 01:32:05,220 --> 01:32:09,058 - Man, this is way too big to stick up my ass. 2039 01:32:09,059 --> 01:32:12,226 (slow relaxing music) 2040 01:32:14,605 --> 01:32:18,792 - I'm your girl, and I don't know if you know how I operate, 2041 01:32:18,793 --> 01:32:22,625 but Grandma Stephanie would never let anybody fuck this up 2042 01:32:22,626 --> 01:32:23,459 for you. 2043 01:32:31,746 --> 01:32:33,332 Okay look, don't you ever ask me 2044 01:32:33,333 --> 01:32:34,910 who my fucking baby daddy is, bitch. 2045 01:32:34,911 --> 01:32:38,732 I tapped into my abortion fund for this shit. 2046 01:32:38,733 --> 01:32:43,733 (Jordan grunting) (slow relaxing music) 2047 01:32:58,744 --> 01:33:01,577 (Jordan grunting) 2048 01:33:04,754 --> 01:33:06,061 - What? 2049 01:33:06,062 --> 01:33:07,316 No way. 2050 01:33:07,317 --> 01:33:08,991 How did you do this? 2051 01:33:08,992 --> 01:33:11,381 - Well, I basically called and was like, 2052 01:33:11,382 --> 01:33:12,663 "Hey, I'm Janee's mom." 2053 01:33:12,664 --> 01:33:14,183 And they were like, "What?" 2054 01:33:14,184 --> 01:33:15,141 And I was like, 2055 01:33:15,142 --> 01:33:18,237 "Bitch, you know who the fuck I am." 2056 01:33:18,238 --> 01:33:20,988 (match sizzling) 2057 01:33:22,702 --> 01:33:26,227 - Dijo shot, bitch. (video game blaring) 2058 01:33:26,228 --> 01:33:27,993 - [Janee] Dude, I'm gonna fucking cry. 2059 01:33:27,994 --> 01:33:31,327 - Frickin' chill, frickin' Chill, chill. 2060 01:33:44,129 --> 01:33:49,129 (match whooshing) (water bubbling) 2061 01:34:18,917 --> 01:34:21,750 (Jordan exhaling) 2062 01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:27,793 (Jordan coughing) 2063 01:34:51,446 --> 01:34:54,613 (slow relaxing music) 2064 01:35:01,016 --> 01:35:03,933 (Jordan Whooshing) 2065 01:35:44,632 --> 01:35:48,224 - [Operator] Columbia, this is Houston, go ahead, over. 2066 01:35:48,225 --> 01:35:52,488 - [Astronaut] I did see a small white object 2067 01:35:52,489 --> 01:35:57,489 aboard this craft, and it looks like (beeps). 2068 01:35:59,540 --> 01:36:04,540 (Jordan screaming) (Jordan giggling) 2069 01:36:13,794 --> 01:36:16,794 (Jordan whimpering) 2070 01:36:48,030 --> 01:36:50,863 (Jordan grunting) 2071 01:37:22,334 --> 01:37:25,334 (Jordan whimpering) 2072 01:37:28,118 --> 01:37:33,118 (explosion booming) (Jordan giggling) 2073 01:37:33,719 --> 01:37:38,719 (Jordan grunting) (cicada screeching) 2074 01:37:51,376 --> 01:37:55,043 My dick's so hard (grunts). 2075 01:38:08,977 --> 01:38:12,060 (newspaper rustling) 2076 01:38:15,424 --> 01:38:20,007 ("Dead and Buried" by Alien Sex Fiend) 2077 01:38:22,576 --> 01:38:25,326 (Donut grunting) 2078 01:38:28,261 --> 01:38:31,034 ♪ What was created, went on before ♪ 2079 01:38:31,035 --> 01:38:33,742 ♪ Burn your art out like some cheap old whore ♪ 2080 01:38:33,743 --> 01:38:36,762 ♪ You're all old and boring now ♪ 2081 01:38:36,763 --> 01:38:39,123 ♪ All the milk's been taken from the cow ♪ 2082 01:38:39,124 --> 01:38:41,957 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ 2083 01:38:44,668 --> 01:38:49,668 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ (cellphone dinging) 2084 01:38:50,724 --> 01:38:53,873 ♪ Switched my sulph to Ajax ♪ 2085 01:38:53,874 --> 01:38:56,506 ♪ Ain't high but I'm clean ♪ 2086 01:38:56,507 --> 01:39:01,507 ♪ Never eat anything with a face on it ♪ 2087 01:39:02,131 --> 01:39:04,875 ♪ Know what I mean ♪ 2088 01:39:04,876 --> 01:39:07,709 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ 2089 01:39:10,166 --> 01:39:15,166 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ (basketball thudding) 2090 01:39:19,150 --> 01:39:21,861 ♪ The living ain't easy, the living ain't clean ♪ 2091 01:39:21,862 --> 01:39:24,521 ♪ Makes me hot, makes me thinking ♪ 2092 01:39:24,522 --> 01:39:29,522 ♪ Makes me feel just plain obscene ♪ 2093 01:39:32,391 --> 01:39:37,391 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ 2094 01:39:38,118 --> 01:39:43,118 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ 2095 01:39:44,133 --> 01:39:46,050 ♪ Dead ♪ 2096 01:39:49,671 --> 01:39:51,891 - [Reporter] Made from a scorpion's depleted exoskeleton. 2097 01:39:51,892 --> 01:39:52,813 - [Man] Chenko, chenko. 2098 01:39:52,814 --> 01:39:55,207 - [Reporter] Word on the street is getting them really, 2099 01:39:55,208 --> 01:39:58,761 really, really high. - Chenko, chenko, chenko. 2100 01:39:58,762 --> 01:40:03,762 ♪ Now we're all on board the mystery train ♪ 2101 01:40:04,497 --> 01:40:06,843 ♪ Don't know where we're going ♪ 2102 01:40:06,844 --> 01:40:09,503 ♪ And if we did ♪ 2103 01:40:09,504 --> 01:40:12,769 ♪ It's all the same ♪ 2104 01:40:12,770 --> 01:40:17,770 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ 2105 01:40:18,478 --> 01:40:23,478 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ 2106 01:40:24,166 --> 01:40:29,166 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ 2107 01:40:29,619 --> 01:40:34,619 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ 2108 01:40:35,819 --> 01:40:38,610 ♪ Asthma attack in a purple haze ♪ 2109 01:40:38,611 --> 01:40:43,611 ♪ The cards are numbered and so are your days ♪ 2110 01:40:47,168 --> 01:40:49,994 ♪ Dead, buried ♪ 2111 01:40:49,995 --> 01:40:52,811 ♪ Dead, buried ♪ 2112 01:40:52,812 --> 01:40:55,707 ♪ Dead, buried ♪ 2113 01:40:55,708 --> 01:40:58,305 ♪ Dead, buried ♪ 2114 01:40:58,306 --> 01:41:01,182 ♪ Dead, buried ♪ 2115 01:41:01,183 --> 01:41:04,126 ♪ Dead, buried ♪ 2116 01:41:04,127 --> 01:41:06,644 ♪ Dead, buried ♪ 2117 01:41:06,645 --> 01:41:11,645 ♪ Dead, buried ♪ 2118 01:41:12,702 --> 01:41:15,478 ♪ Asthma attack in a purple haze ♪ 2119 01:41:15,479 --> 01:41:20,479 ♪ The cards are numbered and so are my days ♪ 2120 01:41:21,052 --> 01:41:24,351 ♪ The Living ain't easy, the living ain't clean ♪ 2121 01:41:24,352 --> 01:41:29,083 ♪ Just makes me feel plain obscene ♪ 2122 01:41:29,084 --> 01:41:32,275 ♪ Know what I mean ♪ 2123 01:41:32,276 --> 01:41:37,276 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ 2124 01:41:38,034 --> 01:41:43,034 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ 2125 01:41:43,848 --> 01:41:48,848 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ 2126 01:41:49,492 --> 01:41:54,492 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ 2127 01:41:55,697 --> 01:41:58,530 ♪ Dead and buried ♪ 148303