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Mr. vampire
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executive producer:
Leonard ho koon-cheung
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producer: Sammo hung kam-Bo
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planning:
Eric tsang chi-wai, Barry wong ping-yiu
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executive planner:
Jacob cheung chi-leung
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production manager:
Jessica chan pui-wah
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director: Ricky lau koon-wai
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Dear uncles, brothers, and sisters,
please come back for dinner.
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Anyone passing our door is also a guest.
You guys first.
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Dear friends, you're welcome.
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Don't go out.
When you go out, they're full of life.
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Lucky.
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If all you brothers start to wreak havoc,
I wouldn't know how to catch you.
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Time to eat.
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Time to eat.
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Time to eat.
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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Eight, seven, six, five,
four, three, two, one.
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The number's right.
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Game over!
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Don't be afraid, it's me.
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You bastard!
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Look at you.
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Jeez! No need to hide!
I told you it was me!
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Master, help!
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Master, help!
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- What's wrong?
- Master, inside...
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Master, it's me!
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Whoa!
Why're you so heavy-handed, senior?
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Broken bones!
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You don't need to, I'll do it.
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I'll do it.
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They can't feel anything!
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Dentures?
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Senior, how can it be?
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They're all broken.
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How can I explain?
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Come and help, then!
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You two guys!
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Play all you want,
but don't play with my brothers!
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- Uncle, he...
- Say no more! I'm leaving.
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Stay two more days.
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Senior, this...
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Hope to see you again.
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"Vast is the sky
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"boundless are the wilds"
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going home, lined up in a row.
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Step-by-step, out of the mortuary.
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Let's hit the road!
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It's really late,
why're you still here?
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In a minute your aunt
will ask me about you, go home!
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Uncle, I'll help you.
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- Good morning.
- Uncle gau, good morning.
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- So early?
- Business good?
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- Good morning.
- Whoa! Why're you all dressed up?
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- What's up?
- Master's taking me to western tea.
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Hurry along!
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Master, can I not go with
you to meet master yam?
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What's wrong?
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Have you had any arguments
with master yam?
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Nol
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I don't even know what
he looks like.
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It's just, I'm all grown up,
and haven't tasted western tea.
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I'm afraid I'll make a fool of myself
and embarrass master, that's all.
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Rarely do you think of
your master's reputation.
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Good, very good!
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You're afraid of embarrassing master?
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Well, you best not go then.
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I've never had western tea.
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If I make a fool of myself,
it'll be very disgraceful.
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No, I'll take man choi with me.
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If anyone has to be disgraced,
I'll let him do it first.
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Man choi!
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I'm over here!
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Master, you called me?
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Now, seeing as you're so
well-behaved today,
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I'm taking you in to enlighten you
on how to have western tea.
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Great...
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Let's go.
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Sir, do you have a reservation?
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I don't.
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Didn't yam fat make
a reservation for us?
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Master yam? Please follow me.
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Please.
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This way.
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Please.
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- Uncle gau.
- Master yam.
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How are you? Please sit.
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- Greet master yam.
- Master yam.
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That's alright, have a seat.
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Please sit.
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I hear your daughter has
returned from the capital.
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Didn't you come together?
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That girl?
She finished studying cosmetology.
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She's been teaching people
everywhere since she got back.
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Jeez, seeing how ugly you look,
your daughter can't be pretty!
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Speak of the devil...
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- Dad.
- Greet uncle gau.
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Uncle gau.
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Sit.
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She's all grown up.
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Yeah, very grown up!
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What would you like to drink?
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- I want coffee.
- Ok.
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Caw-fee?
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- Give me a cup of coffee.
- I want coffee, too!
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Master, are you having anything?
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- I'll have a coffee, too.
- Ok.
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Master, I don't want coffee,
I want... coffee, ok?
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The order's been taken,
leave it.
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Uncle gau, regarding the reburial
of my late father's coffin.
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I wonder if you've chosen
an auspicious day already?
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I feel that you should
think it over first.
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In this type of situation,
it would be better not to move him.
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I've thought it over thoroughly.
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Back then,
the feng shui master, said:
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'Twenty years from now,
the coffin must be reburied'.
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This will be good for us.
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You shouldn't believe
what a feng shui master says!
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Then I shouldn't believe
what you say!
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That's right!
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Children shouldn't interrupt
adults when they're talking.
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In that case, let's prepare to rebury
in three days' time, between 3 and 5 pm.
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What are we going to prepare?
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Money, of course!
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How much do you want?
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Small tokens...
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Master yam,
'millionaire' wong is here.
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He's over there.
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I'm going over to say 'hello'.
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Uncle gau, as you please.
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- Look after them, serve some custard tarts.
- Sure.
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Master, which of the two cups do
I drink first: Black or white?
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Are you that thirsty?
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Uncle gau, my apologies.
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Coffee needs to be drunk
whilst hot.
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Help yourself.
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Please.
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Uncle gau,
you like drinking plain coffee?
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Yes, I like drinking plain coffee.
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Dad, I'll add milk for you.
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Good.
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Come...
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Dad, I want to buy some
Rouge gouache.
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Go ahead,
I'll find you in a little while.
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- Eat.
- Sure!
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My pleasure.
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Have you no manners?
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Master yam, how many spoonfuls
of sugar would you like?
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No need...
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You like to eat a plain tart?
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Then I'll do it myself.
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Master, it's very sweet!
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Imagine you're eating candy.
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I'm going to buy groceries now.
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Soon, a hooker from happy red court
will come in to do her shopping.
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You better not bully her
just because she's a prostitute.
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Got it, auntie!
You go get your groceries first.
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Always charge hookers 30% extra.
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I know what to do.
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Excuse me, may I ask
where can I buy Rouge gouache?
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Wow! So pretty!
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I wish she could be my wife.
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What a pity!
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Miss, please look around.
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My aunt told me you were coming.
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Who's your aunt?
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The lady you were talking to
just now.
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I just asked her
where I could buy Rouge gouache?
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I don't know her at all.
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Pretending?
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Never mind if you don't know
my aunt.
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Try this kind of Rouge.
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It's pretty good.
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So, when did you learn to...?
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Learn to do this?
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Learning is the same as doing.
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When I was twelve,
my mum taught me.
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What? Your mum taught you?
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Yes!
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Unfortunately, she died prematurely.
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So, I had to go to the capital
to learn.
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This colour's so beautiful.
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How old are you now?
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Eighteen years old.
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So, she's been doing it
for six years?
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Have you ever thought about
when you'll stop working?
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No.
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If I'm not dead at eighty,
I'll carry on doing it.
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You're not being forced?
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My goodness! This is my hobby,
why would I be forced?
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All women like doing this.
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Have you ever thought about leaving?
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No.
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I want to take what I've learnt
in the capital,
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and teach it to the girls here.
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They're going to love it.
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It's a good job you're happy,
but you mustn't corrupt others, too!
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How can you be so backward thinking?
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It's not backward thinking,
it's a question of morality.
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Let's call it a day.
I won't do business with you.
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Please go back across the street
to your happy red court.
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Hey, what's going on at
happy red court?
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So, here you are!
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Why're you so angry?
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You've been to happy red court?
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- No.
- How do you know her, then?
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She's master yam's daughter,
miss ting-ting.
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What kind of place is
happy red court?
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- Teahouse.
- Brothel.
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What?
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- Restaurant.
- Brothel.
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What did you say?
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Brothel!
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You think I'm...?
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Miss!
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- If something goes wrong...
- Dad!
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I'm g 0 ing n 0 w
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my good girl!
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- Master yam.
- Ting-ting...
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What the hell's going on?
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Naughty boy!
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Now, you must all pay
your Sincere respects.
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Uncle gau.
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Back then, the feng shui master said,
of this hard-to-find grave,
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it's a good plot.
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Correct.
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This grave is called
"dragonfly touches the water lightly."
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The grave should be thirty feet in length
and have the four realities.
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The width should be ten feet
and have three realities.
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Therefore, the coffin
may not be buried horizontally.
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It must be buried under
Buddhist law.
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Very impressive, uncle Gaul!
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French burial?
Master, what's a French burial?
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Is that a funeral for the French?
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French, your ass!
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Uncle gau, finished praying?
Can we start digging?
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You can.
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Start work.
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Master, what exactly is
a Buddhist law burial?
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What we call a Buddhist law burial
is a vertical burial.
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Am I right?
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Right!
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The feng shui master said...
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"If an ancestor is buried vertically,
the next generation will be fine."
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Has it been good?
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These past twenty years or so, our family
business has gotten worse and worse.
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I don't know why.
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Could it be the feng shui master
has a grudge against your family?
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A grudge?
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Did your father have enmity
with him whilst he was alive?
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This piece of land was
originally his.
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Father knew it was a good grave,
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so he bought it
for a huge sum of money.
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Merely by enticement?
Was there coercion?
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99% probability.
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Otherwise, why would he have
played such a big trick on you?
258
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,773
As payback, he had this dragonfly grave
covered with cement.
259
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,187
So what should we do?
260
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,615
"Dragonfly touches the water lightly."
It should be covered with snowflakes.
261
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:01,653
If the coffin lid can't lightly
touch water, how can the dragonfly?
262
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,393
At least he had the conscience to tell you
to rebury after twenty years.
263
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,019
Thus, harming only half your life
and not your whole life.
264
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,203
Then harming your generation
and not the next eighteen!
265
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,369
I see jt!
266
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,665
Loosen the lid,
pull out the nails.
267
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:56,090
Everyone, today grandpa yam
will see the light again.
268
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,844
All those aged:
Thirty-six, twenty-two,
269
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,171
thirty-five and forty-eight,
270
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,971
born the year of the rooster or ox,
turn around now to avoid.
271
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,710
Everyone, straighten your clothes.
272
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,019
Open the coffin.
273
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,415
Dad!
274
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,621
Grandpa!
275
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,003
Please forgive your unfilial son
for disturbing your eternal sleep.
276
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,510
Uncle gau,
can't we reuse this plot?
277
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,867
"Dragonfly touches the water lightly",
278
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:47,258
but never touches the
same location twice.
279
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,684
This grave is already wasted.
280
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:49,886
What should we do?
281
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,100
I propose on-the-spot cremation.
282
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,476
Cremation? No way!
283
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,603
My late father
was most afraid of fire.
284
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,651
I couldn't do that to him.
285
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,355
Master yam, this is most unusual.
286
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,815
Whatever you do is fine,
as long as it's not cremation.
287
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,821
Can't you think
of any other way?
288
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,113
Alright. He can stay in our
mortuary for the time being.
289
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,577
I'll help find another plot
for your father tomorrow.
290
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:12,875
So that he may rest in peace.
291
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,749
Alright. Close the coffin lid
and carry it back to the mortuary.
292
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,876
Master yam, please go back first.
293
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,255
You two, burn some plum blossom incense
over the plot.
294
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,279
When the burning's done,
come back and let me know.
295
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,402
Burn incense over
all the other graves, too.
296
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,557
Dead at the age of twenty?
297
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:11,929
What a waste!
298
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,386
This one's for you.
299
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,520
It won't be wasted.
300
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,231
Thank you.
301
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,323
Look, it's burnt like this!
302
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,335
Go, let's tell master!
303
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,110
People fear "three long and two short"
the most.
304
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,591
The most fearsome joss sticks
are "two short and one long".
305
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,466
It's unfortunate
they burnt like this.
306
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,680
The family that produces these sticks,
will surely have someone die.
307
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,306
You mean master yam's family?
308
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,682
You don't say?
309
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,816
Nothing to do with me,
not my problem.
310
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,901
Won't master yam's
daughter be affected?
311
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,775
Basically, anyone with
the yam name will be in trouble.
312
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,116
Then, ting-ting...
313
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,555
Didn't you say, "nothing to do with me,
not my problem"?
314
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,598
How could that be the same?
315
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:14,059
If I save my sweetheart's life,
marrying her won't be a problem.
316
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,994
- Hey!
- Hey!
317
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,326
- Fair competition?
- Fine!
318
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,334
That's right, master.
319
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,630
I've thought about it already.
320
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,570
Why else would I ask you
to carry the coffin back?
321
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:26,834
What's wrong with the coffin?
322
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:28,961
There's nothing wrong with
the coffin.
323
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,384
It's the corpse that's the problem.
324
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,218
I also think something's not right.
325
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,891
Yeah, it hasn't rotted
in twenty years!
326
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:47,980
Whoa! It's put on weight, too!
327
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:54,782
Quick, cover the lid!
328
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,690
Prepare paper, brush,
ink, knife, and sword.
329
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,874
- What?
- What?
330
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,374
Yellow paper, red brush, black ink,
real knife, and wooden sword!
331
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,970
Master, using a chicken again?
332
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,058
Chicken...
333
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,014
Hold this, windbag.
334
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,136
Hey, what's that?
335
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,591
An ink line marker.
336
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,809
Master, where do we pluck?
337
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:01,895
Pluck the ink lines
over the coffin.
338
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,903
Pluck over the entire coffin.
339
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,329
People are divided
into good and bad.
340
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,494
The dead are divided
into corpses and vampires.
341
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,827
Not just good and bad people,
but also male and female.
342
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:27,538
I'm talking about all people,
not just the bad ones!
343
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,635
Old master yam is a corpse that's
on the verge of becoming a vampire.
344
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:35,553
How can a corpse
turn into a vampire?
345
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,757
Yeah, and how can people
turn bad?
346
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,843
People turn bad because they fail
to live up to expectations.
347
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:44,689
Corpses turn into vampires
because they have one last breath.
348
00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,811
"One last breath"?
What do you mean?
349
00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:52,280
When a person dies with grievances,
or stress, they suffocate to death.
350
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:56,234
They'll have a single breath
accumulated in the throat.
351
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,973
That means he's dead,
but hasn't stopped breathing?
352
00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,183
That's why it's important
to put on your best behaviour.
353
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,185
It's vital when a person dies
they breathe their last.
354
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:05,121
If the dead don't stop breathing,
then they will harm others.
355
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,249
Keep plucking and stop the chatter.
356
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,956
Let me know when you're done,
and you mustn't overlook a pluck.
357
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,225
Ok, it's done.
358
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:23,415
Make sure you haven't missed
a pluck.
359
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:24,929
- I have.
- Where?
360
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,139
Herel
361
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,685
you bastard!
362
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,983
- Here!
- Don't you run!
363
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,241
Stop playing...
364
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:46,826
Master.
365
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,833
Tricking me?
366
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,166
Bastard, hold this!
367
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,627
You...
368
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,802
You don't care about me?
369
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:06,679
You got me into trouble.
370
00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,981
Who asked you to pluck
the ink line marker at me?
371
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,686
Hey, going home this late?
You're liable to bump into ghosts.
372
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:14,941
Good lord!
373
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,154
The situation we're in now,
374
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,691
I'd rather bump into a ghost
than see master!
375
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,344
"Her gaze...
376
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,891
“Like... stars shining in the sky.
377
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:49,889
"Seeing you... my heart skips a beat.
378
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,266
"Her gaze...
379
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:54,977
“Like... stars shining in the sky.
380
00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:59,736
"Seeing you... my heart skips a beat.
381
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:07,827
"The moon rises brightly,
an ill wind blows through Willow alley.
382
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:11,585
"It's the female ghost
searching for a lover.
383
00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:17,709
"Who wants to love
the mournful ghost bride?
384
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,506
"Accompany the female ghost
385
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:24,803
"on a dark night
to secretly worship the moon.
386
00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:29,724
"Her gaze...
387
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,227
“Like... stars shining in the sky.
388
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:37,228
"Seeing you... my heart skips a beat.
389
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,438
"Her gaze...
390
00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:41,987
“Like... stars shining in the sky.
391
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:46,411
"Seeing you... my heart skips a beat.
392
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:55,541
"Unwilling to look at the bright moon..."
393
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,508
Sleeps like a dead pig.
394
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,219
You're the perfect type of person
to guard a mortuary.
395
00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:44,604
Drink tea.
396
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,011
Ah wai, nothing to do today
at the yamen?
397
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:50,072
Oh, trivial matters I just
hand over to my subordinates.
398
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,368
Cousin ting-ting's
all grown-up now.
399
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,495
Ting-ting?
She's not a child anymore.
400
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,373
Then she should get married, eh?
401
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,249
She should...
402
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:03,544
So, I think...
403
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,250
No tea? I'll pour for you.
404
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,176
Master, uncle gau's here.
405
00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:09,512
- Please.
- Master yam.
406
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:11,555
Uncle gau,
how's the coffin reburial going?
407
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,599
It's finally coming along.
408
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:14,747
Let's talk in my study then.
409
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:15,851
Fine.
410
00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:21,148
You two better not mess around.
411
00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:23,856
Uncle-in-law, I still think...
412
00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:25,483
We'll talk in a minute.
413
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:32,327
Miss yam, I'm sorry about last time.
I misunderstood you.
414
00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:33,946
- Forget it.
- Hey!
415
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,790
You two hanging around?
Want to steal something?
416
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,081
Standing beside my cousin!
You want to take advantage?
417
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:41,790
Cousin.
418
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:43,379
Cousin...
419
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:47,005
Now, my cousin wants to scold you,
but doesn't want to make a fuss.
420
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:48,885
Right, cousin?
421
00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:54,724
Right, we were wrong.
422
00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:55,971
We shouldn't be in here.
423
00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:57,394
Let's go into the garden.
424
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:02,190
White hair!
A sign of premature ageing.
425
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,563
- Is it yours?
- No! How can it be mine?
426
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,487
How could you have found
this white hair on me?
427
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:16,538
Cousin, what I said to uncle-in-law
just now... you should understand.
428
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,161
We've been friends since childhood.
429
00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:22,244
Even though you played in your home
and I played in mine.
430
00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:24,705
This can be considered
playing since childhood.
431
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,713
But, we've been together for so long,
yet I haven't even touched your hand.
432
00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,170
Not like those two boors outside.
433
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,137
Hey, you swallow it.
434
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:37,179
Me?
435
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,477
Of course!
You pulled out the hair.
436
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,101
Now, once you swallow it,
you'll be at one with him.
437
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:44,228
Then we can bully him, ok?
438
00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:55,118
Got it? Oki
439
00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:56,786
try slapping yourself.
440
00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,372
Hey, if he hits himself,
then what?
441
00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,983
Jeez! No way are people in this world
stupid enough to beat themselves!
442
00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:07,417
Hit harder!
443
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,125
You mustn't stop!
444
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:12,802
What are you doing?
445
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,638
Hey, why did you stop?
446
00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:16,931
It really hurts!
447
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,554
I'll help you hit!
448
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,181
Let go! Cousin!
449
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:27,434
Cousin!
450
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,396
I'm a boor, I deserve a beating!
451
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,585
There really are people in this world
stupid enough to beat themselves!
452
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,289
I'm not playing...
453
00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,495
Not playing?
454
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:43,666
Now we're playing him.
455
00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,334
How can we let him play us?
456
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,375
We'll turn it back on him!
457
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:53,502
- Undress.
- How can I?
458
00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,929
What's there to fear?
He's inside, and you're out here.
459
00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,160
Let ting-ting see him get naked.
460
00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:58,219
Right.
461
00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:03,352
Cousin!
462
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:23,167
Dad!
463
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,869
Naughty boy!
464
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:28,787
Playing tricks again?
465
00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:31,672
Go back!
466
00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:39,431
Uncle-in-law,
I just want to drink tea...
467
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:58,752
There's been a murder
at the yam residence!
468
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:03,557
You can't come in here!
469
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:06,055
Master yam died a cruel death.
470
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,891
Cousin, even though
uncle-in-law is dead,
471
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,734
you can always count on me.
472
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,818
Hey, don't recklessly touch him!
473
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:24,788
Right.
474
00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:26,642
Hey, you two,
hurry back to the mortuary,
475
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,952
see if old master yam's corpse
is still there.
476
00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:35,418
Brother wai, what weapon
was used to kill master yam?
477
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,424
He must have been shot dead.
478
00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:40,423
Every shot hit his neck?
479
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:43,633
He must be a martial arts master.
480
00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,135
Throwing darts are very accurate.
481
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:49,094
Throwing a...
A nine-chain money dart.
482
00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:51,555
That's what killed master yam.
483
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,935
Where are the darts?
484
00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,858
Hey!
Don't obstruct my deductions, ok?
485
00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:58,270
You're so smart,
you explain how he died.
486
00:35:58,365 --> 00:35:59,480
Go on!
487
00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:02,816
My theory is that he was
stabbed to death by fingernails.
488
00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:07,286
Stabbed to death by fingernails?
489
00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:10,662
That means only very long fingernails
could have done it, right?
490
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:15,045
Dear village elders, does anyone
have longer fingernails than him?
491
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,169
Don't talk nonsense!
492
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:21,418
I wouldn't wrongly accuse someone.
493
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,674
Your fingernails are the longest
in the entire village.
494
00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:25,471
So, you appear to be
the prime suspect.
495
00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:26,558
- Men, come here!
- Yes!
496
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,349
- Lock him up!
- Yes!
497
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,970
Cousin,
the suspect has been caught.
498
00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,473
Cousin will avenge his uncle-in-law.
499
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:36,975
Cousin,
you must investigate thoroughly.
500
00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:38,776
You mustn't frame someone.
501
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,069
Got it...
502
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:43,064
Come! Carry master yam's corpse
back to the yamen.
503
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,159
Yes!
504
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:46,863
I'll make you face him all day.
505
00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:47,990
You'll confess for sure!
506
00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:49,571
- Take him away!
- Yes!
507
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:51,915
- Master, the coffin...
- Split open!
508
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:53,457
- The corpse...
- Gone!
509
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:54,814
- Master, you're...?
- Master, you're...?
510
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:55,748
Busted!
511
00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:56,954
You...
512
00:36:57,257 --> 00:36:58,417
Don't mess around.
513
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,166
Captain, may I have
a few words with them?
514
00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:02,671
Say your last words.
515
00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,468
Don't say I'm unsympathetic.
516
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,387
Have you checked it out thoroughly?
517
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,844
I even checked the other coffins...
Nothing.
518
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:14,625
Something seriously bad
will happen tonight.
519
00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:15,559
I know.
520
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,015
Master, you'll be in jail.
521
00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:18,110
Jail's a small matter.
522
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:20,150
At any moment,
two vampires will arise.
523
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,148
Two?
524
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,695
Master yam was killed by a vampire.
525
00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:23,801
Its poison entered his heart.
526
00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:25,361
So, he'll become a vampire, too.
527
00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:27,430
Father and son?
Talk about a double threat!
528
00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:28,910
Hey, you done talking?
529
00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:29,907
Almost done.
530
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:32,455
Chau sang, smuggle all my work tools
into the yamen tonight.
531
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,302
Man choi, you stay here
to protect ting-ting.
532
00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:35,541
How do I protect her?
533
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:36,939
If you meet a vampire, don't breathe.
534
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,043
Then you'll be alright.
535
00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:39,337
Don't breathe?
536
00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:41,460
Master, what should I bring tonight?
537
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,904
Chicken blood, ink line marker, string,
paper talismans... bring them all.
538
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,793
Hey... that's enough...
539
00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:47,241
Anything left to say,
save it for your funeral.
540
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,265
Move!
541
00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:54,143
Hey! Glutinous rice!
542
00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,350
Remember to bring glutinous rice.
543
00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,231
You can't come in, move away!
544
00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:08,783
Tonight, I'll avenge my uncle-in-law.
545
00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:10,740
Talk!
Why did you kill my uncle-in-law?
546
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,741
Why would I want to kill
your uncle-in-law?
547
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,206
So stubborn!
548
00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:17,646
Do you know
what this character is?
549
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:19,251
Hey... don't be reckless!
550
00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:20,875
Why can't I be reckless?
551
00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:24,541
I use this character 'bad'
to brand bad guys like you.
552
00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:28,044
When the brand is put on the chest,
it sticks to the flesh.
553
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:32,174
Now, I use this character.
The strokes are small and clear.
554
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:35,594
But, it's just as painful.
555
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,144
- Come on.
- Yes!
556
00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:47,939
- Hold this.
- Yes.
557
00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:50,658
This character is 'wicked'.
558
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:53,992
If you don't want the character 'wicked'
branded on your chest,
559
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:55,618
just like this pigskin,
560
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,791
then you'll have to confess
before dawn.
561
00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,460
- If...
- If you don't release me before dawn,
562
00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:03,379
you'll be responsible
for the consequences.
563
00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:06,841
You dare answer back?
How can this be?
564
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:08,543
- Take him down.
- Yes!
565
00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:14,345
Uncle-in-law,
I'll take revenge for you.
566
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:16,554
May you rest in peace.
567
00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:34,243
Make a confession by tomorrow.
568
00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:09,854
What are you standing there for?
569
00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:11,193
Nothing.
570
00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:13,616
I'm just waiting for you
to pull your head back in.
571
00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:14,863
Why?
572
00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:16,140
I'm afraid you'll be embarrassed.
573
00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:17,164
Embarrassed, my ass!
574
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,912
Quick,
help me get my head back in.
575
00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:22,534
Don't push...
576
00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,453
Can you please
just use your brain?
577
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:26,412
Sure!
578
00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:29,590
Master, no matter what I do,
don't blame me.
579
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,542
Fine. Hurry up!
580
00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,675
What are you doing?
Why did you pull down my trousers?
581
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:37,344
There, it's back in now,
isn't it?
582
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,680
- Damn kid...
- Hey, master!
583
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,011
We had an agreement.
584
00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:43,391
You said,
I wouldn't be blamed for anything I did.
585
00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:44,723
Did you bring everything?
586
00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:45,852
Yes.
587
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:53,360
Chicken blood, ink, talismans,
ink line marker.
588
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:54,952
The glutinous rice?
589
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,074
Yeah, it's here.
590
00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,197
It's still hot, master.
591
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,279
- Eat while it's hot.
- You cooked it?
592
00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:00,864
I wanted raw glutinous rice.
593
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,951
I need it to sprinkle around,
to block the vampire's breath!
594
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:06,077
Then... what do we do now?
595
00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:07,787
Should I try feeding him?
596
00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:12,046
It's moving!
Master, he's moving!
597
00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,560
Here,
stick this talisman on his forehead.
598
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:29,483
Master, he's gone.
599
00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:31,770
Go find him.
600
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:35,156
Go!
601
00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:37,950
Hurry up!
602
00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:53,192
What's going on...?
What's happening?
603
00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:54,769
- Go check it out!
- Yes!
604
00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:14,209
What're you afraid of?
It's my uncle-in-law.
605
00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:15,342
- He's on our side.
- Yes!
606
00:43:15,384 --> 00:43:17,500
- Quick, make up the bed.
- Yes!
607
00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:22,214
Uncle-in-law, fortunately
your nephew here came just in time.
608
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:24,299
Otherwise,
I don't know how they'd torment you.
609
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:25,883
Brother wai, it's all done.
610
00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,889
- Quickly, move him back into bed.
- Yes.
611
00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,860
You two, go out now
and keep the door closed.
612
00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:42,513
You're not to open the door
no matter what, understand?
613
00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:43,617
Yes!
614
00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:56,339
Uncle-in-law... watch this.
615
00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:57,790
Don't tear off the talisman!
616
00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:07,933
Still hiding?
617
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,931
Come out and be put behind bars.
618
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:12,768
Look out, behind you!
619
00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:15,271
Behind me?
Behind me is my uncle-in-law.
620
00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:38,095
- Uncle-in-law, he's...
- He's become a vampire!
621
00:44:58,279 --> 00:44:59,394
Run!
622
00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:15,580
Get down!
623
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,059
Open the door...
624
00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:33,682
We won't, no matter what!
625
00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:35,851
I'm your beloved captain,
brother wai.
626
00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:38,433
Open the door...
627
00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:41,269
Open the door!
Hurry, open the door!
628
00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:45,277
Open the door... hurry up...
629
00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:56,583
Help me...
630
00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:02,544
Uncle gau, help!
631
00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:04,383
Hurry, throw the keys over!
632
00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:13,012
Catch!
633
00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,555
Hurry up, help me!
634
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,199
Nobody breathe!
635
00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:30,089
Stop chasing me!
636
00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:34,674
Master, I'll help you.
637
00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:37,039
Whatever you do,
don't pull down my trousers, ok?
638
00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:39,349
Ok! There are many ways.
639
00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:41,972
Uncle gau, help!
640
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,354
Good job! Open the gate!
641
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:52,199
Uncle gau,
hurry up and save me...
642
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,040
Pull the ink line marker.
643
00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:04,461
Open the door...
Hurry, open the door...
644
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,256
It's nearly dawn.
645
00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:50,753
I don't think he'll come.
646
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,588
You've been waiting all night.
647
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,090
You should go back and sleep.
648
00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:55,216
No way.
649
00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:57,298
Who's going to protect you
when I'm gone?
650
00:48:57,601 --> 00:48:59,592
But you don't have to hold
that bamboo pole.
651
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,802
Don't look down on this bamboo.
652
00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:03,512
I crafted it with great care.
653
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:05,188
It's just that
I'm not using it now.
654
00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:07,357
Wow, so pretty!
655
00:49:33,179 --> 00:49:35,010
No need to be afraid,
I'll protect you.
656
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,194
Don't breathe.
657
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,280
I can't stand it!
658
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:39,948
Quickly,
get something to tie up your grandpa.
659
00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:41,087
Hurry...
660
00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:46,392
Ha! Not only can I talk now,
I can even sing!
661
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:51,977
"This trap... meant for me..."
662
00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:58,980
Run!
663
00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:01,899
Master...
664
00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:16,213
Man choi, help!
665
00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:45,491
Man choi.
666
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:16,565
Jump down.
667
00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:53,678
Chase...
668
00:53:54,189 --> 00:53:55,679
Why aren't you chasing?
669
00:53:58,026 --> 00:54:00,267
What're you afraid of? Useless!
670
00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:04,904
Lucky he can run quick,
or I would've shot him!
671
00:54:05,033 --> 00:54:07,194
- Hey, are any of you injured?
- No...
672
00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:08,651
Master, man choi was injured.
673
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:10,407
Will he become a vampire?
674
00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:11,824
It's possible.
675
00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:14,038
Quick, move away!
Let me shoot him dead!
676
00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:15,241
I said it was possible.
677
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:16,871
We can still save him.
678
00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:18,827
- How do you save him?
- With what?
679
00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:19,922
With glutinous rice.
680
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:21,693
Glutinous rice can eliminate
the corpse's poison,
681
00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:23,582
and prevent vampirification.
682
00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:25,296
Glutinous rice?
683
00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:33,182
Ting-ting, you mustn't stay here.
684
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:34,806
Move into my house temporarily.
685
00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:36,182
Great!
686
00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:17,807
So comfortable.
687
00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:20,893
You don't need to worry,
I'll be alright when the poison is removed.
688
00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:24,025
I was never worried.
689
00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:26,103
Aren't you scared
I'll become a vampire?
690
00:55:26,532 --> 00:55:28,818
Not scared, just afraid.
691
00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:32,488
Does your wound hurt?
692
00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:33,694
No pain.
693
00:55:33,789 --> 00:55:35,950
Of course,
your flesh is hard as a rock.
694
00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:37,326
How could it hurt?
695
00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:39,123
Master, are you trying
to scare me?
696
00:55:39,211 --> 00:55:40,417
Scare you?
697
00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:43,120
There, you see?
698
00:55:43,215 --> 00:55:44,830
No reaction at all.
699
00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:46,040
How could that be?
700
00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:49,092
Soon, the corpse's poison
will spread through your body.
701
00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:52,216
Then, even if I chop you into pieces,
you won't feel a thing.
702
00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:53,217
What should I do?
703
00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,343
Move.
704
00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:55,434
Move what?
705
00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:57,288
Move your arms and legs.
Basically, keep moving.
706
00:55:57,312 --> 00:55:58,552
Don't stop.
707
00:55:58,647 --> 00:55:59,807
What happens if I stop?
708
00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:02,560
Stop, and your blood won't circulate,
it'll congeal into clots.
709
00:56:02,651 --> 00:56:04,016
What happens if it clots?
710
00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:05,897
If it clots, it hardens.
711
00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:07,694
What happens if it hardens?
712
00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:10,272
Hard is stiff, stiff is hard.
713
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,948
What happens if it stiffens?
714
00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:13,513
Once it stiffens,
you become a vampire.
715
00:56:13,537 --> 00:56:15,243
After that,
I wouldn't know what to do.
716
00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:16,615
So, what do I do now?
717
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:18,017
What do you do?
Still sitting there?
718
00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,702
Quick, get up and move!
719
00:56:32,514 --> 00:56:34,926
Go inside
and sprinkle glutinous rice on the bed.
720
00:56:36,435 --> 00:56:40,098
Ting-ting, please cook
glutinous rice congee for man choi to eat.
721
00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:44,002
No matter what, don't let smoke
get into the glutinous rice.
722
00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:45,766
Otherwise, eating it will be useless.
723
00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:52,782
Master, that's all
the glutinous rice we have left.
724
00:56:54,369 --> 00:56:56,280
Go and buy some,
cook it when you're back.
725
00:56:58,206 --> 00:57:00,492
Take off your shoes
and jump on the bed.
726
00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:03,062
I've heard of moaning in bed,
but what's jumping on the bed?
727
00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:05,873
If the corpse's poison gets in your feet
it'll spread very easily.
728
00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:10,290
Master,
what use is glutinous rice?
729
00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:12,505
Glutinous rice is used
to detoxify corpses.
730
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:14,719
Master, it's stabbing my feet.
731
00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:16,296
If you don't like it,
sweep it aside.
732
00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:17,722
I like it...
733
00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:20,842
Go buy glutinous rice,
then come back.
734
00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:21,938
Is long-grain rice ok?
735
00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:25,105
Sure, if you think he's beyond saving,
buy long-grain rice.
736
00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:26,227
Good!
737
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,017
You bastard!
738
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,735
Get down! You trying to hurt me?
739
00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:34,531
Get down...
740
00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:40,821
Jump!
741
00:57:43,377 --> 00:57:44,992
Glutinous rice
742
00:57:46,922 --> 00:57:48,913
hey... stupid boy!
743
00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:51,840
It's pouring all over...
744
00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:54,009
Your help does
more harm than good.
745
00:57:54,262 --> 00:57:55,502
Pick it all up!
746
00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:59,385
Telling him to pick it up?
You show me how.
747
00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:00,518
Sweep it.
748
00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:02,308
Quickly,
get something to sweep it.
749
00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:05,266
I'm so clever.
750
00:58:05,357 --> 00:58:07,689
How could I have
such a stupid son?
751
00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:09,516
What? You're blaming me?
752
00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:10,938
No.
753
00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:12,894
Your son hasn't stopped all day.
754
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,240
That's weird.
755
00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:16,886
Why are the neighbouring villagers
racing here to buy glutinous rice?
756
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,525
I hear there are vampires
over there.
757
00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:20,906
Some people say
glutinous rice can cure vampires.
758
00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:23,325
I've heard of
glutinous rice treating woodlice.
759
00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:24,868
Glutinous rice curing vampires?
760
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,416
Can it really?
761
00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:28,373
I don't care
if it's true or not.
762
00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:30,499
If we have good business,
then we'll sell it!
763
00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:33,624
I'm afraid we don't have enough
glutinous rice to sell.
764
00:58:34,553 --> 00:58:35,713
Why are you so stupid?
765
00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:37,573
If there isn't enough,
mix in long-grain rice.
766
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,713
Right! No one will know.
767
00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:41,760
Hey, we have business.
768
00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:42,967
Boss.
769
00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:45,594
Sir, what are you buying?
770
00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:48,001
Seriously? You're asking what
I'm buying in a rice shop?
771
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,231
Oh, there's plenty!
772
00:58:49,317 --> 00:58:51,649
We have rice sacks, rice vats,
rice hoists, rice cups.
773
00:58:51,737 --> 00:58:53,318
We have containers for all rice.
774
00:58:53,405 --> 00:58:55,258
Rice flour, rice crackers,
rice cakes, rice biscuits.
775
00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:56,634
We sell everything
here people eat.
776
00:58:56,658 --> 00:58:58,523
Also, rice husks,
rice dregs, burnt rice.
777
00:58:58,618 --> 00:59:00,654
We also sell to feed the pigs.
778
00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:03,488
Any type of rice there is,
we have it here.
779
00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:05,488
As many as I have pimples.
780
00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:08,896
So, you sell "rice fields'
here, too?
781
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,162
Sure! Now, as boss,
mine sells for three cents a catty.
782
00:59:12,257 --> 00:59:13,857
The assistant's is just
one cent a catty.
783
00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:16,541
Because we eat differently,
so too are our excretions different.
784
00:59:16,636 --> 00:59:18,217
In fact,
the quality's about the same.
785
00:59:18,305 --> 00:59:19,407
It's best to use on vegetables.
786
00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:20,511
How much do you want?
787
00:59:20,599 --> 00:59:22,055
Not for me, I'm busy right now.
788
00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:23,911
Can you please hurry
and get me fifty catties of glutinous rice.
789
00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:25,800
Sure! Bring a rice sack.
790
00:59:29,024 --> 00:59:30,389
Come... let me.
791
00:59:32,277 --> 00:59:33,687
Oh, yeah! Boss...
792
00:59:33,779 --> 00:59:35,485
It must be pure. Don't mix it.
793
00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:37,108
Sure...
794
00:59:37,949 --> 00:59:39,530
Ah sau, come here...
795
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:42,401
Must be pure, got it?
Fifty catties.
796
00:59:44,456 --> 00:59:46,868
Mix in thirty catties
of long-grain rice.
797
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:47,788
- Do it.
- Boss!
798
00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:49,241
Coming... do it!
799
00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:51,397
Hey, what have you got that
can curb my hunger for now?
800
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:54,788
Curb hunger?
Then... that's not right.
801
00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:56,714
Come on. Rice cracker?
802
00:59:56,885 --> 00:59:58,000
They're great!
803
01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:06,094
- Not bad.
- Great, huh?
804
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:07,471
Try a fried rice cake.
805
01:00:07,562 --> 01:00:09,302
You haven't tried
the fried rice cakes.
806
01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:11,892
Aromatic?
807
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,446
Tasty?
808
01:00:20,325 --> 01:00:21,906
Oh, yeah. How much, boss?
809
01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:23,199
Five bucks.
810
01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:25,151
- There.
- Thanks!
811
01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:26,532
Dad, it's ready.
812
01:00:27,082 --> 01:00:28,322
Whoa, it's so heavy!
813
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:29,500
We don't rig the scales.
814
01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:30,949
Don't you worry.
815
01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:33,997
Hey, that's a heavy sack.
816
01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:35,608
Rascal,
did you mix in long-grain rice?
817
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,623
Yeah, thirty catties.
818
01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:39,291
How much glutinous rice?
819
01:00:39,386 --> 01:00:40,796
You said fifty catties.
820
01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:42,423
Eighty catties?
821
01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:44,012
No, dad.
822
01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:46,340
I only gave him
forty-five catties of glutinous rice.
823
01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:48,675
Now,
forty-five catties of glutinous rice...
824
01:00:48,770 --> 01:00:50,210
Thirty catties of long-grain rice...
825
01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:53,059
Dad, your count is wrong.
Correct should be seventy-five catties.
826
01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,731
Count my ass!
827
01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:21,458
First watch of the night.
828
01:01:21,553 --> 01:01:22,633
Uncle.
829
01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:33,262
Young lady,
you almost scared me to death!
830
01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:34,979
Are you alright?
831
01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:37,440
Uncle, can you do me a favour?
832
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,108
Help you with what favour?
833
01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:40,818
I'm extremely busy.
834
01:01:40,906 --> 01:01:42,316
It's very simple.
835
01:01:44,201 --> 01:01:45,407
Hurry up and molest me.
836
01:01:45,493 --> 01:01:47,779
What? Me molest you?
837
01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:50,328
Yes, hurry up. Molest me.
838
01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:53,448
You're a slut!
839
01:01:54,628 --> 01:01:56,619
I won't let you steal my integrity.
840
01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:57,919
Don't even dare!
841
01:02:08,892 --> 01:02:12,009
No...
842
01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:16,188
Molestation...
843
01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:18,265
Whoa!
What kind of world is this?
844
01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:21,820
Hey!
845
01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:26,408
You!
846
01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:28,024
Miss...
847
01:02:31,289 --> 01:02:33,871
You've really got guts!
In broad daylight...
848
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,333
No, taking advantage of
a respectable woman in public!
849
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:38,420
It's her!
850
01:02:38,463 --> 01:02:39,794
Still trying to explain?
851
01:02:44,469 --> 01:02:46,505
Miss, are you alright?
852
01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:48,465
I'm really scared.
853
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:49,466
That's very easy.
854
01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:51,513
Where do you live?
I'll take you home.
855
01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:54,225
My home is right here.
856
01:02:54,938 --> 01:02:57,304
Wait for me a minute,
I'll go back and get my things.
857
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,696
Anyone in the house?
Come out and help.
858
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,368
One of your members is hurt.
859
01:03:12,539 --> 01:03:14,245
My family lives
in the provincial capital.
860
01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:17,995
There's no one else in this house
except you and me.
861
01:03:19,879 --> 01:03:21,415
Is this god's will?
862
01:03:21,506 --> 01:03:22,746
What did you say?
863
01:03:22,882 --> 01:03:24,122
Nothing...
864
01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:26,633
Be careful.
865
01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:29,214
Sit.
866
01:03:31,683 --> 01:03:33,469
I really don't know how
to thank you.
867
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:36,472
Well... think about it yourself.
868
01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:39,600
The means of gratitude
between men and women,
869
01:03:40,108 --> 01:03:41,814
is usually one and the same.
870
01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:43,266
How's that?
871
01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,061
Here, let me make a hypothesis.
872
01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:47,942
If I hadn't been passing
this place,
873
01:03:48,033 --> 01:03:49,694
I may not have rescued you
in time.
874
01:03:49,784 --> 01:03:51,900
This kind of coincidence
is known as fate.
875
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,532
Also,
if I weren't a righteous man,
876
01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:56,642
I wouldn't have disregarded
my own safety to rescue you.
877
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,622
This kind of behaviour
is known as righteousness.
878
01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:01,326
Then, if I hadn't felt
protective of you,
879
01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:04,504
I wouldn't have bothered
bringing you back.
880
01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,707
Now, this kind of behaviour
is known as affection.
881
01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:08,821
There's affection, righteousness,
and, on top of that, fate.
882
01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:11,336
Ask yourself,
how you should repay me?
883
01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:14,514
I think I should give you
my heart.
884
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,893
That's what most people would do.
885
01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:21,517
May I trouble you to wait a moment?
886
01:04:29,949 --> 01:04:31,439
That was too easy.
887
01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:33,304
In these situations, typically,
there are only two possibilities.
888
01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:36,912
Either I'm dreaming...
Or I just met a ghost.
889
01:04:41,669 --> 01:04:45,878
Miss, I was talking casually
just now.
890
01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:47,830
It's not my nature to
take advantage of you.
891
01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:49,712
I have to go do something tonight.
892
01:04:49,803 --> 01:04:52,510
If it's fate,
I'm sure I'll meet you again tomorrow.
893
01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:57,678
If I stay here,
it would have to be god's will.
894
01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:05,101
Is it really god's will?
895
01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:07,643
Whoa, how come it's so chilly?
896
01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:10,900
If you leave in a rainstorm like this,
you're liable to catch cold.
897
01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,612
If you must leave,
why not have a cup of wine before you go?
898
01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:20,159
May as well.
A cup of wine won't kill me.
899
01:05:26,714 --> 01:05:27,954
Drink the wine.
900
01:05:28,466 --> 01:05:29,581
Thanks.
901
01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:33,778
Rain's stopped, time to go home...
902
01:06:56,304 --> 01:06:57,384
Man choi.
903
01:06:58,097 --> 01:07:00,258
Man choi! Wake up quickly!
904
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,117
If uncle gau found out
you were sleeping,
905
01:07:02,185 --> 01:07:03,971
he would beat you again.
906
01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:13,980
It can't be!
907
01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:19,740
I'm done for.
908
01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:21,533
I'm turning today for sure!
909
01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:39,252
Can't let him see this,
or he'll kill me for sure.
910
01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:40,678
I must persevere.
911
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:42,471
Even if I become a vampire,
912
01:07:42,517 --> 01:07:45,179
I want to live
a long vampiric life.
913
01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:50,388
How can this be?
914
01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:03,325
Brother wai!
915
01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:05,574
- You're here so early.
- Oh, no.
916
01:08:05,665 --> 01:08:08,665
The neighbourhood watch was concerned
about man choi turning into a vampire.
917
01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:10,496
So, I came to have a look.
918
01:08:10,962 --> 01:08:12,202
Please have a look.
919
01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:18,004
- Man choi!
- Coming!
920
01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:34,478
See... see for yourself
if I've become a vampire.
921
01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:43,195
Hold this.
922
01:08:50,084 --> 01:08:51,369
I'm back!
923
01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:00,091
Where were you last night?
924
01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:01,376
You're only back now?
925
01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:04,095
No, I went to the
neighbouring village.
926
01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,307
What did you do last night?
927
01:09:09,604 --> 01:09:12,095
Nothing.
I arrived at the village yesterday.
928
01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:14,772
Suddenly there was lightning,
Gale winds and heavy rain.
929
01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:16,211
I feared the glutinous rice
would get wet,
930
01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:18,100
so hid in a house
to shelter from the rain.
931
01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:19,956
Hey, I was patrolling the streets
last night.
932
01:09:20,031 --> 01:09:21,692
There wasn't any rain.
933
01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,345
I can back him up.
It didn't rain a single drop last night.
934
01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:26,985
Brother, you're only back now?
Want me to starve to death?
935
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:28,286
Don't stop!
936
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,957
Who were you
hiding in the house with?
937
01:09:33,044 --> 01:09:34,659
Uncle gau, what's going on now?
938
01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:36,273
Don't say man choi's
now beyond saving?
939
01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:38,379
No, what's wrong
that you had to come see me?
940
01:09:38,466 --> 01:09:41,003
Oh, nothing!
I want us to go catch the vampire together.
941
01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:43,030
The vampire's already been stung
by the line marker.
942
01:09:43,054 --> 01:09:44,073
Its hands and feet can't move.
943
01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:45,758
Now's the time to catch it.
944
01:09:45,890 --> 01:09:47,250
Where's a good place to catch him?
945
01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:49,299
Somewhere dark and wet.
946
01:09:49,936 --> 01:09:52,769
- Let's go now, then!
- I can't, I have to watch over them.
947
01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:54,481
Them?
948
01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:57,390
No! You must go now.
949
01:09:57,485 --> 01:09:59,692
When it gets dark,
he'll be fiercer than you.
950
01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:02,187
Hey, are you afraid?
951
01:10:02,281 --> 01:10:04,818
- Afraid of what? Let's go!
- Yes!
952
01:10:06,619 --> 01:10:07,984
- Let's go!
- Yes!
953
01:10:21,008 --> 01:10:23,795
Brother wai, there's hardly
anyone here to begin with.
954
01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:26,343
Besides, in this weather...
Only ghosts would stick around.
955
01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:28,843
That's right, we came here especially
to catch a ghost.
956
01:10:28,933 --> 01:10:30,298
Disperse and look around.
957
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,848
Brother wai, there's a cave here.
958
01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:40,399
Huh? Really?
959
01:10:46,993 --> 01:10:48,073
Hey...
960
01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:49,555
You two,
go inside and take a look.
961
01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:51,181
Us? If there's a vampire,
we'll be so screwed!
962
01:10:51,205 --> 01:10:53,617
What're you afraid of?
I'm right behind youl!
963
01:11:57,605 --> 01:12:00,187
Uncle gau,
what kind of ghost did he meet?
964
01:12:00,358 --> 01:12:01,973
I think he met a female ghost.
965
01:12:02,235 --> 01:12:03,441
Will he be alright?
966
01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:04,938
He'll be alright.
967
01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:07,144
Much better off than man choi.
968
01:12:07,365 --> 01:12:10,323
Wow! So many love bites.
She must've been one horny ghost.
969
01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:16,449
It's dark already.
970
01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:18,114
How long have I been sleeping?
971
01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:19,619
All day.
972
01:12:20,294 --> 01:12:22,376
Damn! I haven't been
back to the store all day.
973
01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:24,044
Auntie's going to kill me for sure!
974
01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:26,713
You still remember your aunt?
975
01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:29,421
Master,
what else can I do to help?
976
01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:32,979
If you don't give me anymore trouble,
I'll chuckle to myself in secret.
977
01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:35,927
Hey! Are you alright?
978
01:12:36,811 --> 01:12:38,347
I'm fine...
979
01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:41,933
Master, I'm going now.
980
01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:44,516
Fine. Go back early, then!
981
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,813
Ting-ting,
watch man choi for me.
982
01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:52,444
I'm going out a while,
be back soon.
983
01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:30,110
Siu yuk!
984
01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:32,154
Don't come near!
985
01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:33,947
What's painted on your body?
986
01:13:38,456 --> 01:13:39,821
Master must have painted it.
987
01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:41,226
He's always afraid I'll meet
a ghost.
988
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,990
I don't like it. Wipe it off.
989
01:13:45,713 --> 01:13:47,453
Don't wipe it off, stupid boy!
990
01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:54,010
Siu yuk...
991
01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:58,927
Let me see what you
really look like.
992
01:14:02,897 --> 01:14:04,433
Let me soothe it for you.
993
01:15:42,705 --> 01:15:44,286
Brother sang, save me!
994
01:16:06,729 --> 01:16:07,729
Bullying my girlfriend?
995
01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,144
Brother sang!
996
01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:10,842
Don't worry,
I'll untie it for you.
997
01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:12,982
Hey, are you crazy?
Don't recklessly untie it!
998
01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:30,700
Trying to bribe me with money?
999
01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:31,875
It's not that easy!
1000
01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:47,887
Stupid boy...
1001
01:17:37,945 --> 01:17:39,185
What the hell happened?
1002
01:17:39,697 --> 01:17:40,732
Was I dreaming?
1003
01:17:40,865 --> 01:17:41,945
Dreaming?
1004
01:17:42,032 --> 01:17:43,943
You were enchanted by a ghost,
stupid boy!
1005
01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:46,741
Good lord,
I'd already thought of that.
1006
01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:48,031
Lucky you found out late.
1007
01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:50,613
Late?
If I hadn't rescued you in time,
1008
01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:52,915
you'd be dead from sexual exhaustion.
Talk about late!
1009
01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:54,908
Master,
it's because you found out late,
1010
01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:56,164
I could get lucky with her.
1011
01:17:56,255 --> 01:17:57,774
Had you found out earlier
she was a ghost,
1012
01:17:57,798 --> 01:18:00,039
I wouldn't have had
a dreamy romantic night.
1013
01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:05,298
Stupid boy!
You have sex on the brain!
1014
01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:10,341
Look at the two of youl!
1015
01:18:10,436 --> 01:18:13,036
One's poisoned by a corpse,
and the other's obsessed with a ghost.
1016
01:18:13,063 --> 01:18:15,429
It's my bad luck
to have apprentices like you.
1017
01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:21,022
Master, my poison's expulsion
is almost complete.
1018
01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:23,945
My bewitchment
is almost complete.
1019
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:25,815
Look at you!
1020
01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:27,053
Babbling without rhyme or reason.
1021
01:18:27,077 --> 01:18:28,988
Your bewitchment really
is almost complete.
1022
01:18:29,079 --> 01:18:30,239
So, what now?
1023
01:18:31,874 --> 01:18:32,954
Alright.
1024
01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:35,908
When that ghost comes tonight,
1025
01:18:36,003 --> 01:18:37,459
I'll exorcise it!
1026
01:18:51,310 --> 01:18:52,800
Uncle gau, drink tea.
1027
01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:53,895
Thanks.
1028
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:55,415
Better take refuge in your room.
1029
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:57,100
Stay there,
no matter what you hear.
1030
01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:19,209
Hey, you sleeping?
1031
01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:20,578
Why can't I sleep?
1032
01:19:20,673 --> 01:19:22,709
It's you who's possessed,
not me.
1033
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:24,290
So, you're ignoring me?
1034
01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:26,154
If I was ignoring you,
I'd be asleep in my room.
1035
01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:27,884
What more do you want from me?
1036
01:19:34,561 --> 01:19:36,472
What's wrong?
Have you got cold shivers?
1037
01:19:37,064 --> 01:19:38,224
No...
1038
01:19:39,316 --> 01:19:46,904
Brother sang...
1039
01:20:34,204 --> 01:20:35,204
Brother sang!
1040
01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:38,830
Hey, untie me.
1041
01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:42,705
Brother sang!
1042
01:20:42,796 --> 01:20:43,796
Hey!
1043
01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:50,508
Brother sang, save me!
1044
01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:57,219
Hey! What are you doing?
1045
01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:07,105
Hey! Man choi, no!
1046
01:21:18,248 --> 01:21:19,863
Man choi, no!
1047
01:21:26,423 --> 01:21:28,755
Master, help me...
1048
01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:30,423
I am helping youl!
1049
01:21:57,913 --> 01:22:00,905
Master!
Hurry and let me out, or I'm dead!
1050
01:22:00,999 --> 01:22:02,205
You be quiet!
1051
01:22:02,376 --> 01:22:05,709
Calm down, be patient,
and everything will be fine.
1052
01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:25,058
Never fear, master's here!
1053
01:22:31,488 --> 01:22:32,898
Look out! Behind youl!
1054
01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,960
- Get back!
- Brother sang!
1055
01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:57,678
Brother sang...
1056
01:23:01,935 --> 01:23:03,175
Don't look at her.
1057
01:23:08,901 --> 01:23:09,901
Let's go!
1058
01:23:16,033 --> 01:23:17,113
Stay there!
1059
01:23:22,915 --> 01:23:23,915
Siu yuk!
1060
01:23:24,666 --> 01:23:25,746
Master, don't!
1061
01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:27,787
After all, she saved me once.
1062
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,245
If master exorcises her,
she'll never be reincarnated.
1063
01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:38,072
Don't you realise that humans
and ghosts can't be together?
1064
01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:40,633
Keep pestering him like this,
you'll only end up killing him.
1065
01:23:42,059 --> 01:23:44,425
Master, let her go.
1066
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,432
If I let her go,
then she won't let you go!
1067
01:23:52,402 --> 01:23:54,017
Take care of her yourself.
1068
01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:16,464
There's another one!
1069
01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:25,404
After eating all that glutinous rice,
how come he's still like this?
1070
01:24:28,855 --> 01:24:29,935
Good lord!
1071
01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:31,190
No wonder.
1072
01:24:31,275 --> 01:24:32,710
Glutinous rice
mixed with long-grain rice.
1073
01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:34,270
How can he recover?
1074
01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:00,759
"How to cure vampires"
1075
01:25:08,186 --> 01:25:09,426
Be patient.
1076
01:25:12,482 --> 01:25:13,938
Almost there, nearly done.
1077
01:25:15,694 --> 01:25:16,694
Done!
1078
01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,022
How do you feel?
1079
01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:21,021
I'm fine. I've fully recovered.
1080
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:22,947
- Really?
- Yes.
1081
01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:29,559
Good!
If you feel pain, you're fine.
1082
01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:30,698
Uncle Gaul!
1083
01:25:33,003 --> 01:25:35,085
Uncle gau,
that vampire's in the village again.
1084
01:25:35,172 --> 01:25:36,172
Oh? Wait a moment.
1085
01:25:36,214 --> 01:25:37,545
Seal all the doors and windows.
1086
01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:39,874
Sprinkle glutinous rice
on the floor.
1087
01:25:41,094 --> 01:25:43,494
Remember, you mustn't leave this house,
not even half a step.
1088
01:25:43,555 --> 01:25:44,761
Get up and help, then!
1089
01:25:57,819 --> 01:25:58,934
That vampire did it again.
1090
01:25:59,029 --> 01:26:00,189
What should we do, uncle gau?
1091
01:26:00,364 --> 01:26:01,466
Take him back to the yamen first.
1092
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:02,400
Whoa, no way!
1093
01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:04,732
After last time,
I'm already scared!
1094
01:26:05,327 --> 01:26:07,739
If you have no objection,
burn him on a lychee wood pyre.
1095
01:26:07,829 --> 01:26:09,694
Fine.
Men, carry him out and burn him!
1096
01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:11,030
Yes!
1097
01:26:18,882 --> 01:26:19,962
Uncle gau, it's ready!
1098
01:26:20,050 --> 01:26:21,050
Light the fire.
1099
01:26:21,093 --> 01:26:23,630
Light the fire...
1100
01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:46,659
Hey.
1101
01:26:57,087 --> 01:26:58,873
Open the door...
1102
01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:01,125
Why did you close the door?
1103
01:27:01,216 --> 01:27:03,194
Huh? I was looking to see
if the door was strong enough.
1104
01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:04,128
What are you afraid of?
1105
01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:05,363
I'd be lying if I wasn't afraid!
1106
01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:06,547
Hey, don't be such a coward.
1107
01:27:06,638 --> 01:27:08,128
See? We're all sealed up.
1108
01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:11,386
A fly couldn't even get in,
never mind a vampire!
1109
01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:19,775
Master's back.
1110
01:27:19,818 --> 01:27:21,183
Hey, open the door, then.
1111
01:27:31,621 --> 01:27:32,986
Quick, come back inside!
1112
01:27:33,623 --> 01:27:34,954
Close the door...
1113
01:27:39,337 --> 01:27:40,452
Give it to me.
1114
01:27:50,307 --> 01:27:51,547
Go. I have to go.
1115
01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:53,006
Hey, are you crazy?
1116
01:27:53,477 --> 01:27:55,183
What happens
if master can't get in?
1117
01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,696
Open the door...
1118
01:28:12,788 --> 01:28:13,698
- Master's back!
- Master's back!
1119
01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:15,074
Open the door...
1120
01:28:15,916 --> 01:28:17,406
- Master, he's here...
- I know.
1121
01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:22,369
Bring the work tools out.
1122
01:28:23,089 --> 01:28:25,080
Close the door.
Look after ting-ting.
1123
01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:27,966
Close the door!
1124
01:29:00,085 --> 01:29:02,076
Come on, block the door.
1125
01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:07,046
Hey, is it safe in here?
1126
01:29:07,133 --> 01:29:08,873
Hey, can't you see
it's all sealed up?
1127
01:29:08,969 --> 01:29:11,676
Whoa! No wonder it's so hot.
I can't even breathe.
1128
01:29:11,763 --> 01:29:13,219
Don't fret, there's a skylight.
1129
01:29:13,306 --> 01:29:15,547
- Oh, that's better.
- Skylight?
1130
01:29:17,227 --> 01:29:18,808
Huh? Oh, shit!
1131
01:29:25,151 --> 01:29:26,812
Come on, I'll lift you up.
1132
01:29:27,612 --> 01:29:28,852
Get up...
1133
01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:33,344
Strange, I definitely remember
the skylight being closed.
1134
01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:35,074
How can it be open?
1135
01:29:35,620 --> 01:29:36,735
You can't be serious?
1136
01:29:36,830 --> 01:29:38,320
Don't scare me!
1137
01:29:38,415 --> 01:29:39,905
Look closer.
1138
01:29:54,306 --> 01:29:55,306
Man choi!
1139
01:29:57,309 --> 01:29:58,309
Man choi!
1140
01:29:58,727 --> 01:29:59,933
Man choi, are you alright?
1141
01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:01,020
Man choi!
1142
01:30:12,866 --> 01:30:15,573
- Open the door!
- Open the door!
1143
01:30:19,164 --> 01:30:20,324
What are you doing?
1144
01:30:27,005 --> 01:30:28,085
This way.
1145
01:31:01,623 --> 01:31:03,614
Big brother, eat the chicken...
1146
01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:04,993
Delicious.
1147
01:31:08,296 --> 01:31:11,288
Uncle gau, help me...
1148
01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:54,960
Master!
1149
01:31:58,930 --> 01:32:00,670
Master, he can see.
1150
01:32:00,807 --> 01:32:02,138
Attack his eyes!
1151
01:32:43,683 --> 01:32:44,889
You go!
1152
01:32:46,019 --> 01:32:47,179
Go now!
1153
01:32:54,569 --> 01:32:56,309
Man choi, let's go!
1154
01:33:04,204 --> 01:33:05,389
It's alright! What's going on?
1155
01:33:05,413 --> 01:33:06,698
Vampire!
1156
01:33:10,251 --> 01:33:11,491
The real deal!
1157
01:33:15,298 --> 01:33:17,004
Gang of brothers,
lend a helping hand.
1158
01:33:19,469 --> 01:33:20,549
Forward!
1159
01:33:40,657 --> 01:33:42,193
Rise up!
1160
01:34:18,027 --> 01:34:20,027
Help suck out the vampire's breath
with your mouth!
1161
01:34:20,405 --> 01:34:21,611
Quickly!
1162
01:34:38,464 --> 01:34:39,544
Suck!
1163
01:34:43,428 --> 01:34:44,588
Let me.
1164
01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:25,612
Oh, shit!
1165
01:36:25,697 --> 01:36:26,857
My clients!
1166
01:36:27,824 --> 01:36:29,280
Oh, no...
1167
01:36:32,578 --> 01:36:40,578
Starring: Ricky hui, moon Lee, chin siu-ho,
lam ching-ying, pauline wong, Billy la...
1168
01:36:41,087 --> 01:36:49,087
Guest stars: Anthony chan, wu ma.
Co-starring: Wong ha, yuen wah.
1169
01:37:47,820 --> 01:37:49,811
Mr vampire
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