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Grace Larkin, Tulane University.
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Big day, Mick. How we feeling?
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Huge day. I mean,
are you kidding me?
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Less than a year ago,
this family was in total ruin.
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Then Old Mick steps
in and saves the day.
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- I'm so proud of you.
- I mean, what parent can say
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they got their kid into Yale?
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Hey, you're not our parent.
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- Well, you're a bastard.
- Hey, guys,
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what's it like watching
your big sis graduate?
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I'm happy for her
but sad for me.
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I'm frickin' pumped.
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Now with Sabrina out of the way,
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I can finally blossom.
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The era of Chip 2.0 begins now.
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What was wrong
with the old Chip?
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Ugh. He was no good.
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I could do way better.
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It all starts with the
end of the year rager
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- I'm throwing tomorrow.
- Normally, I'd say
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your nerd friends aren't
allowed in my house,
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but I'm feeling particularly
good today, so go nuts.
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Terence Ogilvy,
Emory University.
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Emory. Sorry, Terence.
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Hope your parents
still love you.
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Excuse me.
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We're Terence's parents.
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Emory is a wonderful school.
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Is it? Oh. All right.
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- I've just never heard of it.
- Where is your kid going?
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Why don't you turn around?
Maybe you'll learn something.
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Sabrina Pemberton,
Yale University.
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- All right!
- That's how we do!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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It's weird to think at
least a third of these kids
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are gonna be addicted
to opioids at some point.
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What are you talking about?
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Guess who.
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It's Farble, you stupid idiot.
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Ugh, why are your hands so wet?
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My palms sweat. Get over it.
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I heard you're having
a party tomorrow.
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- I'm coming.
- Quit it.
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Let me know if you
need help setting up.
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- All right. Who's that?
- Frickin' Farble.
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We made out at Formal and
now she won't leave me alone.
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Well, what's the
problem? Chick's into you.
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Yeah, I know,
and it's terrifying.
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Oh, I don't know,
man. I say you go for it.
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No. Farble, she
was just a detour.
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I want a girl like Madison.
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Look, girls like Madison
are more trouble
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than they're worth, okay?
Frabble, on the other hand...
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- Farble.
- All right, look. Whatever.
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Okay, the two of you can form
a partnership where you're free
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to explore each other's
bodies in a non-judgmental way.
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You know, does that feel good?
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Does that hurt?
What's that thing?
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Guys.
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We finally made it.
The day has arrived.
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And I think I speak for
everyone at this table
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when I say we
could not be happier
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to see you go.
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- Oh.
- To the end of an era.
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And to the beginning
of a new chapter.
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To the death of tyranny
and to the birth of freedom.
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- From the fiery pits of h...
- Okay.
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- Okay, I get it.
- Yeah? You got it?
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- Hey, congratulations.
- Thank you.
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Mmm.
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I got something to say.
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Sabrina, I learned a
lot from you this year.
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I can only hope that
you learned from me, too.
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Because even though I can't...
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call you my little girl anymore,
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that... the...
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Need a minute?
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No more toasts, 'kay?
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- Let's just eat.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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So, Sabrina, are
you excited to leave?
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- Yeah, when you leavin'?
- Do you have an exact date?
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No. I don't... I don't know.
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Probably not for a while.
Let's talk about something else.
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Oh, not so fast. While
we're on the topic.
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Um, I was looking at the Yale
Web site, they have all kinds
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- of amazing summer courses.
- You brought a brochure?
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Yeah, 'cause I thought you
might be interested in spending
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your summer building robots.
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- I'm not. Well,
it's never too early
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- to get acclimated to
the campus. That's true.
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You know what you could
do is you could just pack up...
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- I'm not going.
- All right, fine, but, you know,
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y-you don't just build the
robots, you also race them.
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I don't care about the
robots, I'm not going to Yale.
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No, no, no. Y-You got to go.
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The reign of Chip
has already begun.
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Right, and-and-and
Pembertons go to Yale.
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Isn't that, isn't that
the family motto?
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- I don't want to talk about it.
- I don't care
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if you want to talk about
it or not, I do, okay?
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Because this is a decision
that doesn't just affect you.
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I didn't get in, okay?
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Happy?
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All right, I'm ready.
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Sab... Where'd she go?
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Oh, man. College is so awesome.
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Bong rips and Hacky
Sack and hung guys.
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Oh, I would have
been so good at college.
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Can you focus, please?
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I shouldn't have to remind
you that the stakes are high.
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You want Sabrina to live
with us for the rest of her life?
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- No, that cannot happen.
- I won't allow it.
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Hello. I'd like to speak
with Dean Kirkland, please.
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- Do you have an appointment?
- Yes. Yes.
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- We are next.
- Great. What's your name?
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Chang. We're the Changs.
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Look, unfortunately,
Dean Kirkland
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is completely booked up.
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I can get you in the
first week of August.
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That's two months from now.
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Sorry, it's the best I can do.
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Okay.
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Well, that's that. We're
stuck with the bitch.
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Uh-uh. I'm not leaving
until I get five minutes
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- with Dean Kirkland.
- What?
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- Give me a cigarette
and some matches.
- Oh, okay.
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- What are you gonna do?
- I'm doing a hot foot.
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- I'm gonna stick this
to her shoe.
- Yeah.
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Once the cigarette burns
down, the matches ignite and...
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- Kaboom. Bitch is toast. Yeah.
- What? No.
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Not kaboom. I just
want to create a diversion
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so I can slip in to the dean's
office for a little face time.
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Oh, genius. Okay.
What should I do?
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You just make sure Brian Chang
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stays as far away
from here as possible.
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What? Wait? How will I
know which one he is?
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Don't worry about it. I know
a Chang when I see one.
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Man, there-there are a
lot of 'em, aren't there?
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- Okay. Uh, plan B.
- Okay, what should we...?
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- Chang!
- What?
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- Chang!
- What are we do...?
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I... what are we...?
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Uh... Oh, no. Uh, Chang?
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Hi, I-I'm Brian Chang.
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- This is my mom, Susan.
- Hi.
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Hi. I, uh, I am Alba... Smith.
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I am an as-associate
of Dean Kirkland.
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She asked me to
take you on a tour.
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- Oh. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, right this way, please.
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Uh, is this your
first visit to Yale?
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No. I-I visited last fall.
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Oh, yes. So you are
familiar with this building.
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♪ ♪
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Bro, this house is sick. I
could pee, like, 20 times,
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and still not use
all the bathrooms.
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Yeah. Never
thought of it like that.
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Still haven't seen any bedrooms.
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- Oh... look, uh, Emily...
- Farble.
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You call yourself that?
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It's my name, you dip.
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Okay, look. Farble, um...
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I'm... I-I had a great
time at the dance.
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I'm just not really looking
for a relationship right now.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't
want to be your girlfriend.
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- You don't?
- I got a list of crap
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I want to try before high
school, and I bet you do, too.
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- I do, but I...
- But nothing.
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This will be our little secret.
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All right. You
got a deal, Emily.
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Farble.
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Hey, sorry. I didn't realize...
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He's such a dick.
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Who-who are we
talking about again?
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Nico. I hate him.
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry. I'm so embarrassed.
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Oh, no, don't be.
Don't be sorry.
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You know...
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let it... let it out.
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How many libraries
are on campus?
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Uh, 53. Yeah.
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- Wow. That's a lot.
- Oh, yeah. Nerds love it here.
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Wha...
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Who threw this? Oh!
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This is a Yale Frisbee,
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a quintessential college item.
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You want to throw
it back, Brian?
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That's okay.
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Okay, tell you what.
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You hit that big-ass tree,
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and you are in.
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No applications, no interviews.
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Just this toss.
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Class of '98?
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Oh, you know it. Yeah.
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Find your name. Come on in.
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Uh, here it is. Okay.
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- Have fun.
- Thanks.
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Hey, screw Nico. He's
an idiot for dumping you.
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And I don't mean to
speak out of turn, but...
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I-I've seen his dong in
the locker room, and it's...
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it's whatever.
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Thanks for being so nice.
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Let me go grab us some
drinks. When I get back,
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we're gonna turn that
frown upside down.
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Deal?
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Deal.
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Hi. I just... I wanted
to apologize for earlier.
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You know, I was
trying to help my kid,
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and I let my emotions
get the best of me.
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- It's fine. I understand.
- Okay.
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But I would love to take that
August slot if it's still open.
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I can squeeze you in
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- on the 5th or the 15th.
- Oh, shoot!
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I'm so sorry.
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It's fine. It's fine.
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- I got it.
- Oh, let me... I can help.
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- Here.
- It's totally fine.
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- I got it.
- I'm so clumsy.
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Oh, boy. Oh, sorry about that.
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Okay, and thank you.
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See you in August.
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Okay. Oh, wait, I
didn't get your name.
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Is something burning?
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, Mrs. Chang?
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No. But it does say a
lot about your character
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that you didn't question that.
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- No, hi. I'm Mickey Molng.
- Oh.
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- Sorry, but I have
an appointment.
- Oh, no.
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Don't you worry
about the Changs.
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Changs are good. They're
out there Chang-ing it up.
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Um, I need to talk to you
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about a student
that was rejected.
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Sabrina Pemberton.
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I'm sorry, but I'm not
at liberty to discuss
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- our ad...
- Just hear me out, okay?
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Sabrina is incredible.
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She's the smartest
person I know. And resilient.
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I mean, she's been
through hell this year
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and still she manages
to get good grades,
246
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,793
keep a jam-packed
social schedule,
247
00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,217
a-and look like a
movie star while doing it.
248
00:10:19,253 --> 00:10:20,419
It's infuriating.
249
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,786
She sounds wonderful.
250
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,422
Our problem here at Yale
251
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,890
is we get too many
wonderful applicants.
252
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,158
Yeah.
253
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,561
I-I'm gonna level with you.
254
00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,063
She's the worst.
255
00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,993
- Excuse me?
- Sabrina. She's a dick.
256
00:10:33,017 --> 00:10:34,983
Smart, sure. But cruel.
257
00:10:35,019 --> 00:10:36,552
Nasty little mouth on her.
258
00:10:36,587 --> 00:10:37,936
And I need you to let her
259
00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:39,271
go to school here, right?
260
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,401
Before she sucks the
soul right out of my ass.
261
00:10:41,425 --> 00:10:42,891
I'm sorry.
262
00:10:42,926 --> 00:10:44,504
There really isn't
anything I can do.
263
00:10:44,528 --> 00:10:46,328
Why?! Can you just tell me why?
264
00:10:46,363 --> 00:10:49,114
Ma'am, I'm going
to ask you to leave.
265
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,016
And I'm going to decline, okay?
266
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,986
Because there's nothing
that you or security
267
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,187
or the cops or their
dogs can do to me
268
00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,823
that's worse than what I
got waiting for me at home.
269
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,575
So I'm not leaving this office
270
00:11:00,628 --> 00:11:03,128
until you give me
one legitimate reason
271
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,813
why Sabrina Pemberton
was not accepted.
272
00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:16,341
She got in.
273
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,876
She what now?
274
00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:20,061
She was notified
a few months ago.
275
00:11:24,902 --> 00:11:28,520
- Liar!
- How many times
do I have to tell you to knock?
276
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,989
I went to Yale, Sabrina.
I spoke to admissions.
277
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,457
What? What is wrong with you?
278
00:11:32,493 --> 00:11:34,019
Why did you tell
me you didn't get in?
279
00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:35,963
Because it's none
of your business.
280
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,241
Okay. Well, then, I guess I'll
just have to beat it out of you.
281
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,114
Hey!
282
00:11:39,149 --> 00:11:40,993
Why aren't you going
to Yale, Sabrina?
283
00:11:41,017 --> 00:11:43,218
I just don't want to go, okay?
284
00:11:43,253 --> 00:11:44,347
- Will you stop it?
- No!
285
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,504
Not until you answer me.
286
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,873
Yale is pretentious.
287
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,035
You're pretentious. Try again.
288
00:11:49,059 --> 00:11:51,225
It was built by slaves.
289
00:11:51,261 --> 00:11:53,573
Your shoes were built by
slaves. Come on, Sabrina.
290
00:11:53,597 --> 00:11:55,041
I don't have to
explain myself to you.
291
00:11:55,065 --> 00:11:57,516
The least you can do
is explain yourself to me.
292
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,952
I'm scared, okay?
293
00:12:00,904 --> 00:12:04,306
What if I don't like it there?
294
00:12:04,341 --> 00:12:07,042
What if my, my dorm is gross
295
00:12:07,077 --> 00:12:09,089
and I have to wear
socks in the shower?
296
00:12:09,113 --> 00:12:10,595
What if...
297
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,580
what if the parties suck and...
298
00:12:12,616 --> 00:12:14,549
and everybody's nerdy and lame
299
00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:15,917
and way smarter than me?
300
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,069
What if I peaked in high school?
301
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,339
Get in the car. I want
to show you something.
302
00:12:20,374 --> 00:12:22,054
- No.
- Get in the car!
303
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,961
Dude, there you are.
304
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:27,979
Where the heck you been?
305
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,175
You know, just dealing
with some host duties.
306
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,416
Uh...
307
00:12:31,452 --> 00:12:34,402
Well, whatever you're
doing, keep it up.
308
00:12:34,438 --> 00:12:36,421
This kicker is thumpin'.
309
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,506
Thanks, Farble.
310
00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:39,519
T.J. Zappacosta just
busted out some...
311
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:42,261
sick, like, break
dancing windmill move.
312
00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:44,074
- I wish I could have seen it.
- Yeah.
313
00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:45,942
Then Nico Puccinelli showed
up, and he and Madison
314
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,944
started ripping each
other's heads off.
315
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,696
- What? When?
- Like, ten seconds ago, bro.
316
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:50,830
They're still going at it.
317
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,549
You weren't picking
up your phone, all right?
318
00:12:52,573 --> 00:12:54,017
And I get here, and
someone's telling me
319
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:54,889
you're off with some random guy?
320
00:12:54,925 --> 00:12:55,807
We weren't even doing anything.
321
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,387
You're the one that
broke up with me.
322
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,117
- Beer, please.
- Sure.
323
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,647
Oh, college was crazy, right?
324
00:13:07,671 --> 00:13:09,266
- Best years of my life.
- Mmm.
325
00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:11,973
Hey, you want to do a shot?
326
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,392
Uh, actually, I was
just about to leave.
327
00:13:14,428 --> 00:13:16,006
What? No. Hey, what
are you talking about?
328
00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:17,991
Hey, the party's
just getting started.
329
00:13:18,015 --> 00:13:20,159
- Honestly, I-I don't even know
why I came back.
- Oh.
330
00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:21,466
This was a mistake.
331
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,001
Oh, no.
332
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,635
Only mistake you are making
333
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,556
is not doing a shot
with a fellow Bulldog.
334
00:13:27,591 --> 00:13:29,991
What the heck? I'll do one.
335
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,109
Okay!
336
00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:34,974
This place is really
bumming me out.
337
00:13:34,998 --> 00:13:36,230
Why are we here?
338
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,693
Poodle ever talk to
you about our mom?
339
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,518
- No, not really.
- Yeah.
340
00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:41,002
Well, she took off
341
00:13:41,038 --> 00:13:42,299
when we were
both about your age.
342
00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:44,022
Where'd she go?
343
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,190
Nobody knows.
344
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,025
She gave us each 5,000 bucks,
345
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,309
and we never saw her again.
346
00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:50,512
Geez, that's... dark.
347
00:13:50,547 --> 00:13:52,625
Your mom used her money
to move to New York City
348
00:13:52,649 --> 00:13:54,148
to follow her dreams.
349
00:13:54,184 --> 00:13:55,684
Well, she became a stripper.
350
00:13:55,719 --> 00:13:58,136
She was a waitress
in a strip club.
351
00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:00,305
So, what'd you do
with your share?
352
00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:02,690
I bought a samurai sword.
353
00:14:02,726 --> 00:14:05,761
You spent $5,000
on a samurai sword?
354
00:14:05,796 --> 00:14:06,762
It was, like, $4,200.
355
00:14:06,797 --> 00:14:08,608
God, I don't know what
happened to the rest.
356
00:14:08,632 --> 00:14:10,043
But the point is,
she took a big swing.
357
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:11,550
I never even left the dugout.
358
00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,034
Because you were scared.
359
00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:14,535
That's right.
360
00:14:14,571 --> 00:14:17,038
Okay, I see your point.
361
00:14:17,074 --> 00:14:18,640
Still don't know why we're here.
362
00:14:21,411 --> 00:14:23,377
There she is.
363
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:25,447
God, she's beautiful.
364
00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:27,666
Had to use her to pay a bar tab.
365
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,234
That's a big bar tab.
366
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,381
Well, I had quite a
drinking problem back then.
367
00:14:31,405 --> 00:14:33,154
Oh, yeah?
368
00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:35,674
And now it just sits
up there, mocking me.
369
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,376
If it bothers you so much,
why don't you just buy it back?
370
00:14:38,412 --> 00:14:42,096
Sabrina, that is a
Fumetsu Katana, okay?
371
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,372
You don't just buy those back.
372
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,066
It's probably tripled in value.
373
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:47,034
Okay, so just take it.
374
00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:49,337
It's all nailed up to
the wall and stuff.
375
00:14:49,372 --> 00:14:51,434
- You know, that'd be,
like, a whole thing.
- Huh.
376
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,475
I'm hearing a lot of excuses.
377
00:14:53,527 --> 00:14:56,194
All right, don't do that.
I see what you're doing.
378
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:59,063
Mickey, I'm just saying, it
sounds like you're still scared
379
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,699
after, what, 50 years?
380
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:06,554
There you are.
381
00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:09,190
Where's Madison?
382
00:15:09,225 --> 00:15:11,526
- Fighting with her boyfriend.
- Great. Go defend her.
383
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,606
Are you crazy?
That guy will kill me.
384
00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:15,750
So what? All right?
Sometimes you win a fight
385
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,500
- by getting your ass kicked.
- That must make you
386
00:15:18,535 --> 00:15:21,219
the heavyweight
champion of the world.
387
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,266
Chip, who do you think
Madison's gonna choose, okay?
388
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,691
The jerk that pummels some
weakling and ruins the party?
389
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:31,546
Or the sweet, caring guy
that gets decimated for her?
390
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:35,433
Now get down there
and get your ass rocked.
391
00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,785
Come on.
392
00:15:37,821 --> 00:15:39,632
How do I not remember you?
393
00:15:39,656 --> 00:15:42,724
Ah, I was invisible back then.
394
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,721
Hey, you're not invisible
anymore, Melanie.
395
00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:46,644
Oh!
396
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,781
Oh, wow.
397
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,202
Come on, this way. This way.
398
00:16:02,345 --> 00:16:05,296
What the hell is a hot foot?
399
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,343
How does nobody know what
a hot...? Listen, doesn't matter.
400
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,328
Just distract the
bartender. Pay attention.
401
00:16:09,352 --> 00:16:11,403
Yeah, how am I
supposed to do that?
402
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,538
You got into
Yale. Figure it out.
403
00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:18,154
- How you doing over here?
- I have a question.
404
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:22,163
How much would it be to buy
the samurai sword above the bar?
405
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:25,267
Um... 50 bucks?
406
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:27,234
- $50?
- $40 if you got cash.
407
00:16:29,305 --> 00:16:31,472
- Hey, what'd I miss?
- Not much.
408
00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:33,152
Just this kind
gentleman telling me
409
00:16:33,176 --> 00:16:35,744
he'd sell me that
samurai sword for $40.
410
00:16:35,779 --> 00:16:37,795
- Wait. What?
- What the...?
411
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,915
- Hey. Put it out! Put it out!
- Oh, God.
412
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:41,816
Oh! Oh! Oh!
413
00:16:41,851 --> 00:16:43,212
Oh, boy.
414
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,598
- Oh, my God.
- My foot!
- Oh!
415
00:16:45,622 --> 00:16:47,922
Okay, what are you
waiting for? Go grab it!
416
00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:49,457
Are you insane? No.
417
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:52,193
I can't do that. I'm not
wearing the right shoes,
418
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,173
and it's on fire, and
it's super high up.
419
00:16:54,197 --> 00:16:57,164
Excuses.
420
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,380
Hey, what do you
think you're doing?
421
00:17:03,406 --> 00:17:06,875
Mickey! Mickey?
422
00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:08,320
- Got it! Got it!
- Whoa!
423
00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:09,728
God, I got it.
424
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:12,346
- What are you doing?!
- That... Ah, you stay back.
425
00:17:12,382 --> 00:17:14,260
It's my sword, and
I'm taking it with me.
426
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,962
- Mickey, calm down.
- What, are you crazy, lady?
427
00:17:15,986 --> 00:17:18,236
You cut my ear off!
428
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,905
- Oh, yeah? Let me see.
- Hey, you nuts?!
429
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,957
Stay back. Okay.
430
00:17:22,992 --> 00:17:24,804
No, no, it's good. I
just snipped the tip.
431
00:17:24,828 --> 00:17:26,639
- You're fine.
- You cut my ear off,
you crazy bitch!
432
00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:28,240
- What are you doing?
- Go!
433
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,847
Can we talk about it in the car?
434
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,233
You don't follow us.
Stay away from us.
435
00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:35,386
Shut up, Nico. Just shut up.
436
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,339
Look, I told you. I-I
was at Carter's house.
437
00:17:38,374 --> 00:17:39,551
Can I help you
with something, bro?
438
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:40,926
Don't talk to him like that.
439
00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:42,477
That's Chip. This is his house.
440
00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:44,512
That is true.
441
00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:46,747
Um, and house
rule number one is,
442
00:17:46,783 --> 00:17:48,549
um, you have to respect women.
443
00:17:48,585 --> 00:17:50,751
And if you can't
abide by that rule,
444
00:17:50,787 --> 00:17:52,715
I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
445
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,374
Dude, get out of my face before
I throttle you in your own home.
446
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,710
Here we go. Your brother's
gonna get creamed.
447
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,761
- I can't see.
- Oh, yeah.
448
00:18:00,797 --> 00:18:02,881
Let's get you up
on my shoulders.
449
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,916
I'm not gonna tell you again.
450
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,786
- Behave yourself or...
- Or what? Hmm?
451
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,537
Huh? What are you gonna do?
452
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:17,712
- Chip, I can't believe you...
- Hands off him. He's with me.
453
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,898
You guys are together?
454
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,466
Cat's out of the bag.
455
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,701
Damn it, Farble. I
thought we agreed.
456
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:27,405
Ah, crap, you're right. Sorry.
457
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,285
I can't believe you
chopped my ear off.
458
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,909
Oh, all right.
459
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,444
Settle down. We all got a
little banged up, all right?
460
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,719
- You want to trade?
- Ugh. You lit the bar on fire.
461
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:38,816
- That's on you.
- That's on the bartender.
462
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,272
I think I'm gonna try Yale.
463
00:18:44,307 --> 00:18:46,540
Really?
464
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,776
Yeah, at least for a semester.
465
00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:59,820
I want you to have this.
466
00:18:59,856 --> 00:19:04,309
That's okay. It's-it's
yours, you know?
467
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,455
Really, it's okay.
You can put it
468
00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:07,479
above your bed, you
know, in your dorm.
469
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,858
It's fine. I don't want to be
the sword girl or anything.
470
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,443
What's wrong with
being the sword girl?
471
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,000
Come on, it's a gift.
472
00:19:13,036 --> 00:19:14,997
Mickey, I don't want
your weird samurai sword!
473
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:18,523
- Whoa.
- Uh...
474
00:19:21,611 --> 00:19:24,462
Oh. God.
475
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,008
- Mickey, open the door!
- No.
476
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,644
Oh, come on, open it!
477
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,683
No, not until you
accept my sword.
478
00:19:29,719 --> 00:19:33,788
Fine. Give me it.
Are you happy?!
479
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,985
Oh, well, twirl it around
a little bit, you know?
480
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,942
- Come on.
- I'm getting soaking wet!
481
00:19:37,978 --> 00:19:39,377
Okay, well, that's life.
482
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,490
You get wet, and then
you dry off, all right?
483
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,664
- Now give me a chop!
- This is ridiculous.
484
00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:46,467
All right, how's that feel?
485
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,953
- Pretty good, actually.
- Pretty good, right?
486
00:19:48,989 --> 00:19:51,405
- Yeah.
- All right.
487
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,719
Now you show the
world you're not afraid!
488
00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:54,359
Yes!
489
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,828
- Now yell it!
- I'm not afraid of you!
490
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,646
Come on! I can't hear you!
491
00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,398
I'm not afraid of you, world!
492
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,701
You hear that,
you son of a bitch?
493
00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:06,020
I'm not afraid of anything!
494
00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:08,389
And I'm going to Yale...
495
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:12,460
Oh! Sabrina?!
496
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,145
Sabrina, are you...? Oh!
497
00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:16,514
Oh, you crapped yourself. Okay.
498
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,516
That's okay. I'm okay with that.
499
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:20,552
Oh, God! Hold on. Hold on.
500
00:20:27,076 --> 00:20:29,643
Melanie? Where are you going?
501
00:20:29,679 --> 00:20:32,847
Uh, I have to go home.
502
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,712
- I want to see you again. Where-where should I...?
- Shh.
503
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:38,987
I will see you at the next one.
504
00:20:39,022 --> 00:20:40,888
Mmm.
505
00:20:45,128 --> 00:20:47,739
Because
506
00:20:47,763 --> 00:20:50,026
the lightning hit the sword
first, this is what's known
507
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:52,061
as a "side splash," but
her injuries are consistent
508
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,868
with a direct hit.
509
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:58,072
The force of the bolt exiting
her body blew off her big toe.
510
00:20:58,108 --> 00:21:00,791
Ugh. Oh, my.
511
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:05,579
Also took a pretty good
nick out of her ear, I see.
512
00:21:05,614 --> 00:21:08,683
- So, is she gonna be okay?
- Yes. Yeah.
513
00:21:08,718 --> 00:21:10,918
Of course she's gonna be okay.
514
00:21:10,954 --> 00:21:12,753
Right?
515
00:21:12,789 --> 00:21:14,856
Sabrina's lucky to be alive.
516
00:21:14,891 --> 00:21:16,891
Until she regains consciousness,
517
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:19,105
we won't know how this
affects her cognitive ability
518
00:21:19,129 --> 00:21:21,495
or her motor functions.
519
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,631
I'm very sorry.
520
00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:31,572
♪ Come on, baby, let
the good times roll ♪
521
00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:34,475
♪ Come on, baby,
let me thrill your soul ♪
522
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:38,446
♪ Yeah, come on, baby,
let the good times roll ♪
523
00:21:38,481 --> 00:21:42,583
♪ Roll on and on ♪
524
00:21:42,618 --> 00:21:45,453
♪ Come on, baby,
yes, this is real ♪
525
00:21:45,488 --> 00:21:49,157
♪ Come on, baby, show
me how you feel, yeah. ♪
526
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:52,138
Get in the car!
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