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She's coming in hot.
She's The Mick.
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-Yaah!
-I just built that.
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It didn't take.
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Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays.
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And check out our other Fox
programs-- Brooklyn Nine-Nine,
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The Last Man on Earth and
Ghosted.
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I don't really know how
to do any of this stuff.
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Only on Fox.
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My God.
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-I-I-I weep for our future.
-Pathetic.
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When did Ben get a phone?
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I upgraded mine,
so I gave him my old one.
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No. Absolutely not.
I didn't sign off on that.
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Hey, that's mine.
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Not anymore.
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(gasps) What the hell
is wrong with you?
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-I don't like it.
-Phones?
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Uh, phones, computers,
the-the pads,
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the cloud, you know,
the Internet.
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-N-None of it. I don't like it.
-You sound senile.
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All right, well, if living
in the real world is senile,
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then I am Liza Minnelli.
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(scoffs) Real world blows.
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I can't wait till I'm hooked up
to an I.V. drip
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just hammering
VR porn stars 24/7.
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ALBA:
Ah, Chip.
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You don't mean that.
The world is full of excitement.
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Just look around you.
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Oh, yeah, like what?
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Oh, like, uh...
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Oh, politics and pranks, uh,
celebrity interviews,
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-cooking competitions.
-What are you doing?
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You're just naming stuff on TV.
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Listen, guys, it's a
beautiful day. Let's go outside.
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Yeah, right. It's, like,
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a thousand frickin'
degrees outside.
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And God forbid we feel something
or have a human interaction.
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I have human interactions
all the time.
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Later today, I'm meeting up
with some guy I met online.
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-(chuckles) Probably a nerd.
-Or a pervert.
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He's neither, actually.
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He's a sick tattoo artist
and he's coming over
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to give me some fresh new ink.
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Are you sure he's not
a sick new murderer
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coming over to turn
your skin into a cape?
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Yeah, you know,
maybe Mickey's right.
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I feel like the whole point
of the Internet
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is so you don't
have to meet people.
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You know, you can just live your
whole life inside a computer.
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No. That wasn't the point
I was making at all.
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Th-The point is,
put your phones down.
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Look up, get outside,
have an experience.
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Getting a tattoo
is an experience.
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I don't know, I'm thinking maybe
a power fist with nail polish.
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Yes, please put that
on your body forever.
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Found her.
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-Found who?
-My car.
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Thought she got stolen,
turns out she's at the impound.
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Want to come?
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Yes, I do.
You're coming with me, Ben.
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Let's get out of here before
these two get chopped to bits
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-by some nerd pervert.
-Yeah.
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Yeah, right.
A day with you
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is way more dangerous
than anything online.
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MICKEY:
Ugh, it's hot as hell out here.
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Yeah, my shorts are pulling up.
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Why are we even here, Jimmy?
Just buy a new car.
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Or we got a whole fleet
of luxury vehicles at home.
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Yeah, I don't need a new car.
Mine runs just fine.
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Got a thousand memories
in the ol' Blue Magoose.
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My memories consist mostly
of you running me over with it.
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You don't put something
out to pasture
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when it's still
in its prime, okay?
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Now, I know she may not look it,
but this kitty can still--
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Whoa!
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MICKEY:
What are you doing?
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-Yo, Officer, is this for sale?
-Everything's for sale.
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She is a beaut,
tell you that much.
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-How many miles we working with?
-273,000.
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Still, that price
can't be right. Only 900 bucks?
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I mean, what's the catch?
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I'm thinking these bullet holes
have something to do with it.
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You would be correct.
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ALBA:
Chip, can I...?
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-Hey, what are you doing?
-Nothing. Beat it.
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-Hey, stop! That's private.
-What is this?
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Nothing.
I make doodles sometimes.
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That was a doodle I did.
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Oh, well, this doodle
looks very similar
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to a tattoo Sabrina described.
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(scoffs) Nah.
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-Nah?
-(weakly): Nah.
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Well, I think yes.
I think something smells fishy.
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Well, I think
you're an idiot, so...
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Eh, maybe.
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I'll go see what Sabrina thinks.
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No! Fine! Okay, just... (sighs)
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Promise me that you
will not tell Sabrina.
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Oh, I already like where this
is going. Okay. Let's go.
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(sighs)
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I am Sabrina's tattoo artist.
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Marcus Lella, Ink Well Boston.
I made him up.
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You catfish your sister?
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No. What? What is wrong
with you? Ew.
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Um, I made a fake profile to get
closer to her friend Holly.
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I just want to find out,
you know, her likes,
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-her interests,
what turns her on.
-Uh-huh.
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Anything I can use.
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Creepy.
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I made a bunch
of different personas,
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but Marcus is the one that just
really, really broke through.
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-Hmm.
-Beautiful black man,
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silver tongue,
a million fake followers.
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Oh. (chuckles)
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This is delicious.
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Oh, Sabrina is gonna destroy you
when she finds out.
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Yeah, okay.
She's not gonna find out
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'cause Marcus
is gonna die of AIDS.
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-Wh-What?
-Yeah.
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My cover's basically blown.
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I told her the only days
I was available
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was the days that she was out
of town. She cancels her trip.
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Now I have to give her
a tattoo today.
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But why AIDS?
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It makes sense.
He's a baller tattoo artist.
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He works with needles
and he gets laid a lot.
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Okay, Chip. No.
You can't kill this guy.
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It is too good.
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Pay me $200 and I will help you
keep Marcus alive.
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Nope. No, thanks. Go.
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Let me rephrase that.
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For $200 I won't tell Sabrina
that you are Marcus.
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JIMMY:
Yeah!
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Ben, feel that rumble
in your balls?
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-It kind of hurts.
-Yeah?
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-They'll toughen up
once you work 'em over.
-Okay.
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That'll do with the ball talk.
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Can we get back
on the highway, please?
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I'm telling you, Mick.
You should take the wheel.
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-This broad can really salsa.
-I don't know what that means.
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Well, if you were feeling
what I'm feeling,
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you'd know
exactly what it means.
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If we switch places,
will you stop talking?
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-I'd consider it.
-Okay. Pull over.
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Mm-hmm.
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-Now, she can be a little nasty
coming out of first.
-Yeah.
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-So you're gonna want to be
gentle but also firm.
-Right.
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-It's locked.
-This one, too.
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Ben. Little help.
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It's locked.
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Oh, good.
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Where are we,
the surface of the sun?
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-Am I in danger?
-What?
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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You're good. We're just
playing a little game.
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-What's the game?
-Eh...
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Uh, cops and criminals.
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We're the cops,
you're the criminal.
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-What did I do?
-Well, fire stuff, obviously.
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Right? You, uh,
you burned down a high-rise
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and collected
the insurance money. You...
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Yeah, then you took out 40 cops
trying to escape.
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-Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-(imitates gunfire)
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Yeah, yeah. That'll do.
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So, should we grab, like, a rock
and start-start smashing or...
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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You're not smashing her.
She's brand-new.
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This thing has
270,000 miles on it.
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She's probably unsmashable.
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I mean, this thing's
built like a tank.
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Okay, so what do you want to do?
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You just want to sit back
and watch him cook
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-like a bunny in a microwave?
-No, of course not.
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One of us should probably
huff it into the town
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and get a hanger.
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It's built like a tank,
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but you can get into it
with a coat hanger?
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I get it. Okay, you know what?
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Why don't you just sit here
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and keep looking pretty,
Your Majesty,
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while I fix the problem?
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Take care of my baby,
and Ben, too.
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Good luck, Bear Grylls.
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Okay, buddy. Time to smash.
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All right, buddy, scoot over
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and duck.
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(screaming)
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Ow!
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Oh, boy.
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(groans)
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Are you okay?
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I'm okay.
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Fun game!
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(whimpers)
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Sabrina, I want to talk to you
about your friend Marcus.
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You mean the guy
Chip's pretending to be online?
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Wha-- You already knew this?
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Yeah, he left his laptop open.
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And no black guy
says "frickin'" that much.
200
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So, uh, why do you keep
talking to him?
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'Cause I'm trying to back him
into a corner
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and force him to confess.
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But the dude just keeps doubling
down. It's crazy.
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What if I told you
there was a way
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you could completely
destroy him?
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Obviously, I'd be interested.
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Then I will tell you for $200.
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Yeah. No, thanks.
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I'll stick to my original plan.
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Oh, okay. I understand.
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I-I'm just gonna go tell Chip
to get out before it's too late.
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All right, Alba.
Come on. Fine.
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(sighs)
Here.
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Okay. Holly is the key.
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Chip created Marcus
to get to her.
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-Holly?
-Mm.
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Come on. Are you serious?
But she's so lame.
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Well, you must out Chip
in front of her.
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Yeah, I mean,
that'll destroy him for sure.
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I'm into it, but... I-I just
can't wrap my head around
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this Holly thing.
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It's like, I have
way hotter friends.
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I'm enough. I'm in shape.
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I have a good body.
I'm a good boy.
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-MAN: Excuse me.
-Oh?
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You snuck up on me there, guy.
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Yeah, sorry. These electric cars
run pretty quiet.
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You look like you could use
some help.
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Hey, why won't you do me a favor
and go look somewhere else?
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You sure?
It's, uh, pretty hot out.
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Yeah, I'm sure, Mr. Robot.
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Go ahead and drive
your little golf car
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back to the future.
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I'm an American man.
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Hey, Chip. Great news.
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-You threw her off my scent?
-Nah.
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I'm still working on that.
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But also, Holly is downstairs.
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What? W-Why? Why?
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I-I don't know.
But hey, I get it, man.
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She's very pretty.
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No. This is not good.
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I got to get out of here.
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No, hey. What are you
talking about?
245
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,570
The whole point was
to get Holly here,
246
00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,072
-and now she's here.
-No.
247
00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,874
-I got to kill him right now.
-Ay, no. Chip.
248
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,276
Forget about Marcus.
You are Marcus.
249
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,879
Marcus is a very ripped,
handsome black man.
250
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,648
Okay, listen. Sure, sure,
251
00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,549
his looks got her in the door,
252
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,584
but she stayed for you.
253
00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:47,554
You know, she liked your words.
She laughed at your jokes.
254
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,289
-You know what?
-Yeah.
255
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:52,392
Maybe you're right.
This is my moment.
256
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,827
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
257
00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,462
You know, the table is set.
258
00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:57,665
All you have to do is
sit down and eat.
259
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,633
I'm gonna frickin' feast.
260
00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,903
Ah, yeah.
Such a loser.
261
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,906
(grunting)
Come on, you bastard.
262
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,275
Come on.
263
00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,910
Open for me, you bitch.
264
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:13,480
Open sesame. Come on!
265
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:17,918
Ah, you stupid, stupid machine!
266
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,853
(panting)
267
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,856
Aunt Mickey, I'm bored.
268
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,858
Can we play a different game?
269
00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:27,661
Yeah. You got it, bud.
270
00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:31,431
Just give me a second to gather
my thoughts, okay?
271
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,501
(grunting)
272
00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,938
Ah. (laughs) I did it.
273
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,973
I did this.
274
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:43,010
I penetrated
the impenetrable machine!
275
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:46,513
I'm a hero! I save lives!
276
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,615
(laughs hysterically)
277
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,150
Oh, yes!
278
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,685
Stand back, buddy, okay?
279
00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,154
Coming in the back door.
Hang on.
280
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,023
-Here we go. You standing back?
-BEN: Uh-huh!
281
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,458
Look out, I'm on my way.
282
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,559
Blasting through.
283
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,561
(grunting)
284
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,700
Damn it.
285
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,001
BEN:
Uh, Aunt Mickey?
286
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,737
Are you in the trunk?
287
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:13,506
Yes, Ben. Yes, I am.
288
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,245
BEN: Aunt Mickey,
are you still there?
289
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,980
Yep.
290
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,817
Just reflecting on all the
choices that landed me here.
291
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,886
-(phone chiming)
-What was that?
292
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,587
-What was that noise?
-Oh, it's your phone.
293
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,023
My phone? Can you see it?
Who is it? Is it help?
294
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,925
(chiming)
295
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:34,261
Your wireless bill is past due.
296
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,997
I know it is! It always is!
297
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,867
Okay, Ben, we got to get that
phone. It's our only hope.
298
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,101
-Move out of the way.
-Why?
299
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:44,671
'Cause I'm coming in.
(grunting)
300
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,106
Hey, guys. Don't mind me.
301
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,574
I'm just grabbing
an alkaline water.
302
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,843
Just finished
a brutal Pilates sesh.
303
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,044
You do Pilates?
304
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,679
No, he does not.
305
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,082
You don't know what I do
and what I don't do.
306
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,684
-(exhales)
-I mean, I love Pilates, too.
307
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,286
-Really? But you've...
-Mm-hmm.
308
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,755
...you got such
a lean, toned body.
309
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:04,191
Well, yeah,
it's 'cause of the Pilates.
310
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,625
-(both chuckle)
-Right.
311
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,260
Kind of like the classic
chicken and egg sitch.
312
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,695
What came first?
313
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,398
Body or the Pilates,
Pilates or the body?
314
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,565
-Dear God.
-(laughs)
315
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,767
-You're funny.
-Uh...
316
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,102
You're the one
telling the jokes.
317
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,303
-Right. I'm funny, too.
-(laughs)
318
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,205
We have a lot in common.
319
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,107
I can't handle this anymore.
I'm gonna explode his ass.
320
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,541
Wait, no, no, no.
Wait, you can't do that.
321
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,210
-Why not?
-Well, don't you get it?
322
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,611
He's starting
to climb the mountain.
323
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,279
The higher he gets,
the harder he will fall.
324
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,647
Don't you want him to fall hard?
325
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,748
-Yes. Yes, I want that.
-Okay.
326
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,217
-Yeah.
-All right, fine.
327
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,919
-We'll let him dig himself
a little deeper.
-Yeah.
328
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,586
-(doorbell rings)
-You know what?
329
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,288
I'm gonna get that because
I'm the man of the house,
330
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,324
but it's been really cool
talking to you.
331
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,525
Yeah.
332
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,761
Hey, is Sabrina home?
333
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,396
Who are you?
334
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,098
I'm Marcus.
335
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,733
Uh...
336
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,968
I think I'm almost there.
337
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,602
Can you see this?
338
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,771
Yeah, is that your fingers?
339
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,106
MICKEY:
You're damn right it is.
340
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,908
I'm coming in!
341
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,844
(grunts)
342
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,981
Oh, wow.
343
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,515
A lot hotter up here.
344
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,484
(grunts)
345
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,988
(straining)
346
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,256
Okay.
347
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,457
All right, I'm stuck.
348
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,925
I'm gonna need some help.
349
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,360
How?
350
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,829
Wrap your arms around my neck
like a football,
351
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,497
and yank as hard
as you can, okay?
352
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,665
You got this.
353
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,367
Three, two, one.
354
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,202
(both grunting)
355
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,770
All right! Stop!
356
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,472
Oh. All right.
357
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,407
(screaming)
358
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,611
(panting)
359
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,447
Okay, this is as far
as I can go.
360
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,850
I'm gonna need you to take it
into the end zone. Okay.
361
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:39,119
No, no, no! Get-- don't...
362
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,988
But don't touch me
anymore, okay?
363
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,223
Okay. We're not doing football
any-- that's my fault.
364
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,457
We're not doing football.
365
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,626
We're switching sports.
366
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,828
-We're on to fishing.
-How do we do that?
367
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,798
Well, for starters,
we're gonna need a fishing rod.
368
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,502
So I want you to close your eyes
and help me take off my bra.
369
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,473
(snores)
370
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,674
Oh, hey.
371
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,043
You're up.
372
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,012
(grunts)
Who the hell are you?
373
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,413
I'm Gary.
374
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,416
You, uh, passed out
on the road back there.
375
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,717
What are you talk...
376
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,485
Whoa, are you tickling me, man?
377
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,921
Oh, no. That's the seat.
378
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,489
You've got
the massage function on.
379
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,325
-Massage function?
-Now, don't worry.
380
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,859
We'll be at the hospital
pretty soon,
381
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,528
-and they'll fix you right up.
-Oh, no.
382
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,496
I'm not going
to any hospital, all right?
383
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,932
I got a car situation.
384
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,700
I need, like,
a-a slim jim or something.
385
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,702
Oh. I'm sorry, I don't have one.
386
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,939
Uh, but I'm sure
we can find one.
387
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:35,408
Computer, what's the nearest
auto body shop?
388
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,078
COMPUTER: Displaying matches
for "auto body shop."
389
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,914
This car just kind of does
everything for you, huh?
390
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,849
Pretty cool, right?
391
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,918
Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
392
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,087
Till it gets sick of you
barking commands at it
393
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,089
and slams your ass into a wall.
394
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,958
Ha! Right.
395
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,026
I guess I'll take my chances.
396
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,128
L-Look, look, man, I'm kind of
in a rush, all right?
397
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:57,430
So I don't know if this
spacecraft has another gear,
398
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,432
-but if you could punch it...
-Well...
399
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,600
Sure thing.
400
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,102
(car whirring)
401
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,937
Oh...
402
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,905
Whoa.
403
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:10,978
-Who the hell is this guy?
-Oh.
404
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,479
He's a prostitute
I found online.
405
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,613
Pretty good, right?
406
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,881
No, not good.
407
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,283
He looks nothing like my Marcus.
408
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,219
-Well, oh, he doesn't
seem to mind.
-Yeah.
409
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,553
That's the problem, okay?
410
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,055
I-I can't compete with that.
411
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,290
Oh, Chip.
412
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,158
You need to see
the bigger picture.
413
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:28,261
If Marcus is here and you are
here, then you can't be Marcus.
414
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,263
I did you a favor. Now,
415
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,465
you got a chance to get the girl
and get away clean.
416
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,168
-CHIP: Okay. Let's do this.
-Mm-hmm.
417
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,770
The ultimate showdown:
creator versus creation.
418
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,439
Mind versus body.
419
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,175
Superior intellect versus
hulking physical strength.
420
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,510
Yes. Yes to all
of those things.
421
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,811
Now, go get Holly.
422
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,013
Go, go.
423
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,314
(sighs)
424
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,149
So, what's up, guys?
425
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,518
-(groans)
-Hmm?
426
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,653
I can't believe
that little troll hired somebody
427
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,022
-to play Marcus.
-Yeah.
428
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,290
As if no one would notice a
completely different black guy.
429
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,625
(laughs)
430
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,527
Oh, yeah,
Chip is very racist, yeah.
431
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,095
-(exhales)
-You know,
432
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,164
-you need to turn up the heat.
-How?
433
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,665
Every time I get him against
the ropes, he finds a way
434
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,200
to wiggle his stupid
little body out.
435
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,002
Well, by, uh...
436
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:12,339
Ooh. By pushing fake Marcus
and Holly closer together.
437
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,174
-Damn. I like that.
-Yeah.
438
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,109
-Mm-hmm.
-You're pretty good at this,
Alba.
439
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,510
Mm, well, I try.
440
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:21,048
Marcus, was it? You said
you're a tattoo artist?
441
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,682
Yeah, well, you know, I'm an
artist first and foremost,
442
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:26,019
-but I do like tattoos.
-(laughs)
443
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,487
Yeah.
444
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,623
This one, I, uh, I got it
when my grandma died.
445
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,991
(gasps)
446
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,993
-Oh.
-Yeah.
-SABRINA: Holly.
447
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,296
Uh-- I'm sorr-- weren't you
saying that you wanted a tattoo?
448
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,065
Oh, I don't know.
I really want one,
449
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,033
I just wouldn't know
where to put it.
450
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,468
Oh, well, I'm sure
Marcus could show you where
451
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,503
-to put it. I mean...
-Oh, yeah. Most definitely.
452
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,972
Why don't you two just go up
to my room and, you know,
453
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,707
do a little free consultation
or whatever?
454
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,176
Yeah. No.
455
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,543
Or we could, you know,
keep down here.
456
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,212
Keep rapping
on the current events.
457
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,413
Yeah, no, I'm straight.
458
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,514
Let's roll, Holly.
459
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,085
Holly, wait.
460
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,254
That's not the real Marcus.
461
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,722
I'm the real Marcus.
462
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,425
-What?
-Marcus Lella
of Ink Well Boston.
463
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,994
I built an online persona
to get closer to you.
464
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,362
What are you talking about?
465
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,997
It wasn't Marcus who commented
466
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,865
on your bikini pics,
saying "Get it, girl."
467
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,667
Marcus didn't DM you, uh,
468
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,903
well wishes after you had
your wisdom teeth pulled out.
469
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,506
I did. Now, listen,
I know I'm not
470
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,242
nearly as big and black
as he is, but I promise you,
471
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,445
if you just give me a chance,
I promise I can make you happy.
472
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,614
You're Marcus?
473
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,582
(laughs)
474
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,418
It's hilarious, right?
475
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,720
I've been trying to smoke
this little perv out for weeks.
476
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,255
Finally got him.
477
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,723
Wait. You knew about this?
478
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,258
And you were just gonna
let me hook up with...
479
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,626
Trey.
480
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,361
-Yeah, my real name's Trey.
-(exhales)
481
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,529
Oh, my God.
482
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,132
Both of you,
stay the hell away from me.
483
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,473
-MICKEY: Did you get it?
-No.
484
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,974
Should I try
pulling you in again?
485
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,210
No, nope. That ship has sailed.
486
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,611
I had to take my bottoms off
to beat the heat.
487
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,280
Look, it's all you, now, okay?
488
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,215
So take a deep breath and focus.
489
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,716
(grunts)
490
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,485
Oh, no...
491
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,786
-Oh! I got something.
-You did?
492
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,255
Reel it in.
493
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,756
(grunts)
I can't, it's stuck.
494
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,124
Pull harder, Ben.
495
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,325
(grunts)
496
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,131
What's happening?
Are we moving?
497
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:20,267
-Yep.
-Oh, God, no, that's not good.
498
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,235
All right, okay, don't panic.
499
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:26,339
Just cross your fingers
and hope we slam into something.
500
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,314
-BEN: Whee! We're flying.
-MICKEY: Yeah.
501
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,482
What's going on
behind us, buddy?
502
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,683
Can you give me
the play-by-play?
503
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,751
Uh, there's a big open field,
504
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,753
and stuff's going by real fast.
505
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,589
Uh, how fast?
'Cause it feels pretty fast.
506
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,158
-Um, really fast.
-Are we headed towards anything?
507
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,360
-There's some grass.
-Oh, that's-- grass is good.
508
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,529
-Gra-- I love grass.
-And some flowers.
509
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,097
Flowers are beautiful.
No problem.
510
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,533
-And a big old pond.
-No, no, no. No ponds.
511
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,169
(both grunt)
512
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,841
(sighs, laughs)
513
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,376
-Oh, my God, we're alive!
-We're alive!
514
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,677
We're okay!
Are you all right?
515
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,945
I'm great, that was fun.
516
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,347
Yeah, yeah. Super fun.
517
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,481
Oh, wow, though...
518
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,617
water's really filling up
back here.
519
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,619
It feels... it feels
really good, actually.
520
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,053
(shouts)
Something touched my leg.
521
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,355
Now, get off me!
522
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,489
Look, the phone!
523
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:17,557
The phone!
524
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,625
I did it!
525
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,892
I saved us again.
526
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,361
-Should I call 911?
-Yes!
527
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,795
Get it.
528
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,297
(panting)
529
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,465
-Okay.
-(line ringing)
530
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,234
OPERATOR:
911. What's your emergency?
531
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:30,370
Send help. I-I'm mostly nude
in the back of a cop car
532
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,540
about to drown with a young boy.
533
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,243
Well, I have to hand it to you,
you didn't go down easy.
534
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,877
Where the hell
did you find that guy?
535
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:38,978
I didn't.
536
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,146
Alba did.
537
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,681
SABRINA:
What?
538
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,750
Alba, you told me
that Chip hired him.
539
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,652
-Yeah, you, uh...
-CHIP: Hold on.
540
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,919
Why are you even
speaking to her?
541
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,888
You were supposed to be
working for me.
542
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,423
I was. I-I mean, I am.
543
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,559
-Uh, I just, uh...
-SABRINA: Alba.
544
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,927
What is going on?
Why did you do all of this?
545
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,997
Uh, well, it was hot,
I was bored.
546
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,300
I like drama. Hmm.
547
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,770
Mickey?
548
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,672
SABRINA:
Whoa.
549
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:06,906
How was the real world?
550
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,344
It was, um, it was great.
551
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,546
Thanks for asking.
552
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,448
Are you wearing a grocery bag?
553
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,849
Mickey lost her pants
in the pond.
554
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,851
Okay. Let's not gossip.
555
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,053
(chuckles)
556
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,491
ALBA:
Huh.
557
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,531
JIMMY:
Come on. No way.
558
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,367
You get Pearl Jam
24/7 on this thing?
559
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,369
It's just satellite radio, man.
560
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,904
You can get that in any car.
561
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:38,971
Yeah, not my car.
562
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,073
Hey, can you get porn
on this screen?
563
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,542
I don't know.
564
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,943
Hey, computer, play porn.
565
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,778
COMPUTER:
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.
566
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,914
Porn. Whatever you got.
567
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,283
Amateur, point of view, Asian...
568
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,051
No, no, could you not...?
569
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,253
I've got kids, so...
570
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,122
All right, well, that's fine,
I got kids, too.
571
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,890
It doesn't mean we can't
watch a little porn together.
572
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,459
-Relax.
-Y-You know, I think
573
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,793
it's pretty close
to where you said.
574
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,828
Does this look right to you?
575
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,062
Oh, yeah, yeah. This is good.
576
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,431
-This is really good.
-Oh, okay.
577
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,232
I should get out here, too,
because I don't want her
578
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,801
to see me in a car like this
with a guy like you.
579
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,638
Yeah, but I'll tell you what:
580
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,640
thanks for the ride, Morpheus.
581
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:14,941
-Oh.
-Good luck in the future...
582
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:28,321
(owl hooting)
583
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,756
Mickey?!
584
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,524
Ben?!
585
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:33,926
Anybody?!
586
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,862
(owl hooting)
587
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,167
This could be it.
588
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,170
MICKEY:
I save lives!
589
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,005
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
590
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,677
Hope you
enjoyed
kickin' it
with The Mick.
591
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,979
Now here are a few more shows
to check out from Fox.
592
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,349
(beeps)
911. What's your emergency?
593
00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,985
MAN (on phone):
I'm on Flight 46,
and we're going down.
594
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,788
Just tell my wife
I'm so sorry that I cannot
come home to you.
595
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:02,855
Hello?
596
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,927
This is your family.
We got you, okay?
597
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:10,730
Rapid response now!
598
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:13,700
-We can't save everyone.
-Says who?
599
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,935
It's time we showed Gotham
who we are.
42751
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