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Will:
Where's my staff?
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We're gonna try
Elliot out at 10:00.
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He's taking your EP and your
EP's taking your staff.
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- Wait, you asked to leave?
- I did.
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- I hired you a new EP.
- You're not talking about Mackenzie.
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- I had to right the ship.
- I tried to get in touch with you
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a lot of times
in the last three years.
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- Did you get all those emails?
- I didn't read them.
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- James Harper, this is Maggie--
- Margaret Jordan-- Maggie's fine.
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I need Don Keefer to help me
through this transition.
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It turns outDon's dating Maggie.
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He's going to be
threatened by you,
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so he'll try to impress Maggie,
who's staying with Will.
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- You understand?
- ( news alert beeps )
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There's been an explosion
off the coast of Louisiana.
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You've got to ask her
why there's no contingency.
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Why are we drilling
three miles underwater
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when we don't have
the technology
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to fix the world's
most predictable emergency?
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Good to see you again, Will.
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You didn't bring her in
to right the ship.
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You brought her in
to build a new one.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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( tools buzzing, banging )
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( buzzing and bangingcontinue )
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Tess Westin, AP.
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Yes.
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Gary Cooper.
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Can that really be his name?
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- Yes. Desk producer.
- ( bangs )
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Tamara Hart, AP.
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I'm on fire.
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( men shouting )
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New neighbors.
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Okay.
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- Morning.
- Big day.
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Can I talk to you a second?
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- We've got a rundown meeting.
- Yeah.
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- They're very young out there.
- I know.
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But what they lack
in experience,
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they make up for
in inexperience.
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- Mac--
- It's an asset.
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- They don't know how to do the news badly yet.
- Or really at all.
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Some of them
will be doing things
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they haven't done before,
but they'll be supervised.
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I want to grow these people,
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so you're going
to go easy on them.
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We talked about this last night
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and for three hours
the night before
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and again at 4:00 AM
this morning.
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And you're sure you don't
wanna lead with the spill?
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- I am. Is that what you wanted to talk about?
- No.
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I think most people here know that
you and I were together a while ago.
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I think so, too.
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- I don't want anyone to know why
we're not together now. - Sure.
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- I mean no one.
- You think I'm gonna talk about it?
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I find it hard to predict
what you will and won't do.
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- I won't be telling anyone.
- As long as we're straight.
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- We are.
- No one. Nothing.
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Just to be clear, you want me
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- to tell some people, but not everyone.
- Let's go.
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You're going to have nine minutes with
Jan Brewer, nine minutes with La Raza.
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I wanna go on record saying
we should open with the spill.
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- Done.
- We'll open with the spill?
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No, but you're on record
saying you think we should.
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The spill is all
anyone's talking about.
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Because we're the ones
telling them to.
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We're still reporting on it,
just not at the top.
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I'm looking at film of an oil
rig sinking into the ocean.
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That's pretty good television.
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We don't do good television,
we do the news.
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- Good morning.
- All: Good morning.
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And welcome to the first pitch
meeting of "News Night" 2.0.
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The chaos of the spill
is settling down
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and we get to do
our first real show.
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11:00, I hearthe pitches;
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4:00, the show starts
to look like the show;
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and 6:00, we lock it in.
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I learned everyone's
names last night.
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Mackenzie: A huge step
in the right direction.
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We'll be opening tonight
with SB 1070,
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the Arizona immigration bill,
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which Will supports,
by the way.
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You all thought
he was a closet liberal
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when, really,
he's a closet moron.
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I'm not a closet anything.
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Seriously, I know
everyone's name.
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I was up half the night learning
to pronounce Calanasia Zbrezniak.
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Cally doesn't
work here anymore.
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- Dianastasia Jorma?
- Nope.
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Mohammed al Mohammed
el Mohammed bin Bazir?
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- Went to Fox. - Fox hired someone
with three Mohammeds in their name?
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But let's give him
a hand for effort.
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Will:
Shut up!
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- Is your name really Gary Cooper?
- Yeah.
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What is "News Night" 2.0?
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- This is--
- Mac, the--
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Right.
Thank you.
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Before we get to 2.0,
I'm supposed to read
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something from IT
and I don't want to forget.
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"New aliases have been set up
for in-house e-mails.
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Autocomplete has been
enabled on your Outlook."
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Anybody know what that meant?
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Right.
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"Asterisk-interns"
or "asterisk-staff"--
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an asterisk makes it
go to a group.
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No asterisk makes it
go to an individual.
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Your name is Neelamani Sampat.
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- Nailed it.
- Neal's fine.
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Can you say it one more time?
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Just type an e-mail
to someone.
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Okay, I'm sending
an e-mail to Will.
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I'm typing it.
I'm still typing it.
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- What are you doing now?
- Still typing.
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And I'm sending it.
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( cell phones ringing )
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It's all right.
You made two mistakes.
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You used an asterisk, and
instead of typing W for "Will,"
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- you typed S for "staff."
- They're close together on the keyboard.
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"Will McAvoy's a closet bigot
who hates immigrants
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even though this country
was founded by immigrants."
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- Everybody get the same thing?
- All: Yep.
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No one in this newsroom's job
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is being threatened
by an undocumented worker.
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Here we go.
This is "News Night" 2.0.
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- ( all gasp )
- Mackenzie: Sorry!
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- ( sighs )
- ( knocking at door )
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- Excuse me, Charlie?
- Yeah.
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You wanted to see me?
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A 12-year-old kid in Topeka
is trying to convince me
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he's got a pair of jacks
in the hole.
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- Shouldn't he be in school?
- He is in school.
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- How can I help you?
- Hang on.
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He really did have
jacks in the hole.
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Is there a way I can
tell his parents?
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- I'm a little busy.
- Sure.
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You know how you have
a secret meeting with Will
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every day to talk
about numbers?
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- I-- we don't have a secret meeting.
- Yeah, you do.
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- You meet with him in private and you tell him exactly--
- I do it at his request.
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- It's very instructive.
- It is.
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- It's invaluable.
- Yeah.
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I want you to stop.
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Don't break down the numbers
for him for a little while.
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Can I ask why?
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We're trying something new
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and I don't want him
getting cold feet.
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- He listens to you.
- He should.
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But what do you mean
you're trying something new?
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We're going to try doing the
news, see what happens.
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I don't get it.
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There are two important
conversations--
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how do we do
the best news possible
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and how do we get
the most people to watch?
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I don't want one
of those conversations
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to have anything to do
with the other--
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You don't want ratings
to drive content.
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- Exactly.
- Neither do I.
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- I want content to drive ratings.
- That's the hope.
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But for the moment, I don't want
ratings in Will's head at all.
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I'd be able
to tell him you spiked
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close to 75,000 new viewers
since you broke your story.
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- That's 10% in four days.
- Yeah.
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In addition to the haul
he brought in
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after he went crazy
at Northwestern.
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- He didn't go crazy.
- I'd be able to tell him
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that 32% of those
are in the demo...
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- Reese.
- and 44% make over 75K,
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which means we can
charge more for 15 and 30s
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and get out of the wheelchair-
selling business.
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And what does he do
with that information?
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He stretches out the spill
as long as he can.
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- That's ratings driving content.
- That's just reality.
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- Reese.
- No, I need to be able to do my job.
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Just don't break down
the numbers for Will.
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We've never gotten along
that well, have we?
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Reese, don't break down
the numbers for Will.
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If I hid in a locked vault
buried under the AWM building,
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Will would find me so I could
break down the numbers for him
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because Will McAvoy is the biggest
ratings whore in the business.
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- I'm not the bad guy.
- Nobody's the bad guy.
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Though if you call
Will a whore again,
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I'm going to take out your
teeth one punch at a time.
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- Anything else?
- No, sir.
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This is a new show
and there are new rules.
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One: "Is this information
we need in the voting booth?"
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Two: "Is this the best possible
form of the argument?"
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And three: "Is the story
in historical context?"
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You can use a mnemonic device.
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I-I-I, the three Is.
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- That's not really helpful.
- I was gonna say.
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- We're not opening with BP?
- It'll go down in the D block. There's nothing new.
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How about today's day four of the
president not saying anything about it?
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Would you get off
the man's back?
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Jesus Christ.
I'm surprised you found room.
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Gary, Kendra.
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Gary is the smart black guy who's
not afraid to criticize Obama.
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Kendra got double 800s
on her SATs, makes Gary crazy.
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- I studied.
- BP's going in the D block.
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Jim.
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SB 1070 passed
the Arizona House last week
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and a few days laterpassed the State Senate.
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Its official name is the Support Our Law
Enforcement and Safe Neighborhoods Act.
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It requires immigrants carry their alien
registration documents at all times,
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requires police question people
if there's reason to suspect
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they're in the United States
illegally,
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and it targets those who hire
illegal immigrants.
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The governor signs
the bill today.
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Is it worth mentioning this is the
same state that offered a bill
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requiring presidential
candidates to show
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their birth certificates
in order to get on the ballot?
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In a courtroom, that would
be called "prejudicial."
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It would be called
prejudicial anywhere.
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Nope, not that kind
of prejudicial.
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We've got the governor
for nine minutes.
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- Just us. She's only talking to Will.
- How'd you swing that?
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- By telling her about "News Night" 2.0.
- You showed her the easel?
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I convinced her she's not going to
have to outshout a crazy person.
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That studio is a courtroom
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and we only call
expert witnesses.
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Will is the attorney
for both sides.
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He examines the witness
and reveals facts.
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You will be amazed
at the guests we'll book
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using that unbelievably
obvious template.
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You don't have
to raise your hand.
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I saw one of those crazy militia
guys on "Jon Stewart" last night.
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- We could also have him on.
- Mackenzie: Did you hear me when I was speaking just then
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or were you distracted
by a bumblebee?
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What does the I stand for?
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( all talking at once )
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The-- the second I.
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"Is this the best possible
form of the argument?"
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Not the most colorful version,
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not the mostoutrageous version,
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but the best possible version.
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- How do you define "best"?
- I define it by the source.
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I define it by the number
of relevant facts it contains,
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and I define it by an X factor
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that I trust Will
and myself to determine,
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using our combined
five decades in the field.
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What's the best possible version
of the Birther argument?
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There isn't one.
And that's the fourth-- ah!
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This one's an A.
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Are there really
two sides to this story?
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So it's I-I-I-A.
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What does that mean,
are there really--
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The media is biased towards success and
the media is biased towards fairness.
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How can you be biased
toward fairness?
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There aren't two sides
to every story.
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Some stories have five sides,
some only have one.
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- You don't have to raise your hand.
- I still don't under--
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Biased toward fairness means that if the
entire Congressional Republican Caucus
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were to walk into the House
and propose a resolution
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stating that the earth was
flat, the "Times" would lead
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with "Democrats and Republicans
Can't Agree on Shape of Earth."
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Uh...
( banging )
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- Mac?
- Would you let them raise their hands?
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- Fine.
- Back to immigration.
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Neelamani Sampat.
It means "blue jewel."
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- I didn't know that.
- I did. I took the time. I care.
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- Are you asking him out?
- If he wants me to. I'm nice.
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- And what are you still doing here?
- I was asked to help.
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Don generously volunteered
to help during the transition.
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- He was asked or he volunteered?
- I'm happy to go.
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- Apologize.
- I'm sorry.
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- Mackenzie: To Don.
- I'm over it.
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Neal.
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There is an alternative
weekly in Spokane
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called the "PacificNorthwest Insider"
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that published an article about
immigration a couple of weeks ago.
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The story featured a guy
named Hector Nunez
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who revealed that
when he was 16,
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his parents told him that
he was living here illegally.
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The paper used his real name?
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Yeah, and the state
of Washington rescinded
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his driver's license
after the piece came out.
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He needs his car to get to his
job with a small moving company
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and to take his kids
to school in the morning.
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I thought we could have him on.
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I've got to budget 42 minutes.
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I've already spent 18
on Jan Brewer and La Raza.
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I thought we could put
a human face on immigration.
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How about putting a human face
on the guy whose job he took?
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Mackenzie:
We don't have the time.
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We've got 1070, BP,
and a Senate candidate
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who says poor people can pay
doctors with chickens.
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But even if we did have the time, it
would be emotionally manipulative.
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- How?
- We'd be putting him there
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so that we can feel
sorry for him.
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We should feel sorry for him.
He's getting screwed.
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You should feel sorry
for the guy whose job he took.
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I don't want to feel
sorry for anybody.
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I want the facts, and neither
of them can provide facts.
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- Somebody's gonna book this kid.
- Nobody's gonna book him.
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Nobody's gonna
have heard of him.
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It's an alternative
weekly in Spokane.
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And do you see "What's our
competition doing?" on the easel?
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- No, but I wish I did.
- Moving on.
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The Dow has ticked down
108 points
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on a surprisingly weak
durable-goods orders report
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from the Commerce Department
that has raised worries...
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Listen, I'm not gonna take it
from him in public or private.
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- I'm doing you guys a favor.
- I'm sorry.
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I understand.
And he knows that.
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You're cutting "PopWatch"
and "Today on YouTube"?
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I am. And I know
they're both yours, but--
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I don't care that they're mine.
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I care that they're the most
popular segments on the show.
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- Look at the minute to minutes.
- Feel free to use them when you and Elliot start at 10:00.
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Yeah, there's gonna be nobody left
at 10:00 if you lead off the night
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with the "Will McAvoy Makes You
Eat Your Vegetables Hour."
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- Hmm?
- Forget it.
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- Maggie.
- Yeah.
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Mac wants me to supervise your
preinterview with Brewer's office.
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- I was told.
- All right, you're gonna be talking to a spokesperson.
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- I'll call him now.
- I thought maybe we could do a practice run first.
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Okay, I'd like to say,
with all respect,
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that I don't feel I need
to be supervised.
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- Okay.
- You'll let me do it by myself?
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No, I just meant okay,
I heard you say that.
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I've been here a year.
You've been here three days.
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Mac's working with a group of relatively
inexperienced people she doesn't know.
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- I know that.
- All right.
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- So you'll let me do it myself?
- No.
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- Then I'm doing this under protest.
- I'm sorry?
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I'm just-- I'll be--
I'm doing this under protest.
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- What does that look like?
- It'll be the same.
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I'm just lodging
an official protest.
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- With who?
- My immediate superior, I guess.
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- That's me.
- Well, are you writing it down?
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No. Are you really
considering going to 10:00?
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- Don made some compelling arguments.
- Yeah? What were they?
333
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That growing something from scratch
is something I should experience.
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- ( laughs ) Okay.
- Whoa, whoa, wait.
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- What did that mean?
- Nothing.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I know exactly
what you're thinking.
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I can't say the same.
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- You don't think I'm making a relationship choice?
- No.
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That this is just
a temp gig for me
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until someone puts a ring
on it and I can have kids?
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I wasn't saying--
I didn't say any of that.
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You don't think that I don't have the
same commitment to news that you do?
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No.
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I'll be honest-- because of the
way I phrased those questions,
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I wasn't totally clear
on what your answers meant.
347
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I think that you have the same
commitment to the news that I do.
348
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I think kids are great.
I used to be one.
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And I can't remember
the third thing, but--
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- Ring, ring.
- Thank you.
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- Ring, ring.
- Hi, it's Glenn Fisher.
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- Glenn Fisher?
- Yes.
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- That's the spokesperson I'm talking to?
- Yes.
354
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,074
I thought it was John Markell.
355
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Fisher's a press agent
who's doing the preinterview.
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Okay.
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First, you go into iNews
and you look over the questions
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the segment producer
put in the rundown.
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Identify yourself and your news
agency, summarize the segment--
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the length,
whether it's live or not,
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and who we're having on
from the other side.
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I'm sorry, but don't I first open
my eyes and notice it's a new day?
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- What are we talking about here?
- I've done this before.
364
00:15:54,594 --> 00:15:57,128
- Okay.
- What is this magic box in front of me?
365
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Have I done something to you?
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I swear I was just thinking
the exact same thing.
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00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:02,367
I have no idea why
I'm being mean to you.
368
00:16:02,401 --> 00:16:03,835
Now that you know that,
do you think you'll stop?
369
00:16:03,869 --> 00:16:05,470
That's the thing--
it doesn't feel like it.
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00:16:05,504 --> 00:16:06,771
I'm just being honest.
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00:16:06,805 --> 00:16:08,639
I can't ask for more than that,
except rational thought.
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- What was that?
- Nothing.
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- Ring, ring.
- Hi, it's Glenn Fisher.
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Glenn, this is Margaret Jordan.
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I'm an associate producer at "News
Night" and I'm doing the preinterview
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for the governor's
appearance this evening.
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00:16:18,283 --> 00:16:21,552
I know Will's gonna
wanna ask why mean people
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tend to pour into your state
like it's a bathtub drain.
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00:16:23,654 --> 00:16:25,255
Will's not gonna
wanna ask that.
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I think they're building the fence
on the wrong side of the state.
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00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:30,193
Margaret, here in Arizona,
the government can barely pay
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for the needs of native-born
poor as it is--
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welfare, education,
Social Security--
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especially when
so many households here
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are one or two paychecks away
from the poverty line.
386
00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:38,769
You're scapegoating
these people.
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00:16:38,804 --> 00:16:41,606
Stop. I just said
illegals cost money.
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00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:45,042
- Ask the follow-up.
- Okay.
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00:16:45,077 --> 00:16:47,445
Ask it.
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00:16:47,479 --> 00:16:50,081
My follow-up,
Mr. Fisher, is this--
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I understand that having undocumented
workers living in the US costs money
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and it's a problem we have
to do something about,
393
00:16:56,221 --> 00:16:58,388
but shouldn't it be a point
of pride for Americans
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that others are willing to uproot
their families just to come here?
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00:17:01,091 --> 00:17:03,559
The follow-up was
"How much do they cost?"
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00:17:03,593 --> 00:17:06,429
But, yes, it is a point of pride
that people wanna come to America
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00:17:06,496 --> 00:17:08,531
and we value our diverse
population in Arizona,
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but we just want people to immigrate
legally and become citizens.
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00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:13,669
And I'm sure that's what's behind
the emotion and the vitriol--
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Americans hate it when people don't
fill out the proper paperwork.
401
00:17:16,006 --> 00:17:20,009
- You can't antagonize the--
- I'm gonna ask the right questions, you dweeb!
402
00:17:20,044 --> 00:17:21,911
- And you'll follow up?
- I'll follow up.
403
00:17:21,946 --> 00:17:25,816
My point is that whatever side
of this you're on,
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00:17:25,850 --> 00:17:29,686
the rhetoric we use to talk about
these people who risk their lives
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00:17:29,721 --> 00:17:31,054
to have a shot
at picking oranges
406
00:17:31,089 --> 00:17:33,256
so their kids have a shot
at not being dead
407
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,358
makes it sound like
we're talking about
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scraping gum off our shoes.
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00:17:38,129 --> 00:17:42,065
These people chose to take a
huge risk to become Americans
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and they deserve a better
descriptor than "illegals."
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00:17:52,077 --> 00:17:53,911
You don't need me.
You got this one.
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00:17:53,945 --> 00:17:55,779
Thank you.
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00:17:55,814 --> 00:17:58,449
Sloan: Another story making headlines
this morning is, of course, Greece,
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whose prime minister officially
requested activation
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00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:02,887
of the EU/IMF bailout package,
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00:18:02,922 --> 00:18:04,922
lifting the euro from
its lowest level of the year
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and sending
commodity prices soaring.
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We'll have that and the rest
of the day's financial news
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on "Market Wrap-Up"
at 4:00.
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I'm Sloan Sabbith.
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00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:14,265
Let's go out to Diane
and Billy on the West Coast
422
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,834
for Atlantis Hollywood.
423
00:18:15,868 --> 00:18:17,936
Man:
And we're clear.
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00:18:20,072 --> 00:18:22,575
- Hello.
- Sloan, I'm Mackenzie McHale.
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00:18:22,609 --> 00:18:24,910
- I know. It's good to meet you.
- It's nice to meet you.
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00:18:24,945 --> 00:18:27,546
- Do you have a minute?
- Sure. Thanks.
427
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,051
Mackenzie: You know, I was watching you
earlier when you were talking about
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two companies--Capital One and, um--
429
00:18:34,522 --> 00:18:36,122
- Baxter.
- Baxter.
430
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,524
And the prompter said, "Both of
whom are hinting at good numbers,"
431
00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:41,193
and you said, "Both of which
are hinting at good numbers."
432
00:18:41,228 --> 00:18:43,929
- Was that an accident?
- No. I didn't write that copy.
433
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:46,332
I changed it to "which"
because "whom" is for people.
434
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:48,234
- Is someone in trouble?
- No.
435
00:18:48,268 --> 00:18:51,337
- Do you mind coming into my office for a second?
- Sure.
436
00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:54,207
What's the difference between
a corporation and a person?
437
00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:56,409
- Have you ever held a door open for someone?
- Yes.
438
00:18:56,443 --> 00:18:58,311
- Did you ask them for money first?
- No.
439
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,246
- That's the difference.
- That's the right answer.
440
00:19:00,281 --> 00:19:02,916
- Am I taking a test?
- I've asked around and people say
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00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,651
you don't belong here,
that you could be making
442
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,686
a lot more money
as an analyst at Goldman.
443
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,088
Couldn't you be making a lot more
money producing reality television?
444
00:19:09,123 --> 00:19:12,426
I do produce
reality television.
445
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:14,061
I don't know what to tell you.
446
00:19:14,095 --> 00:19:15,129
I like my job.
447
00:19:15,163 --> 00:19:17,364
Do you feel like
working longer hours?
448
00:19:17,399 --> 00:19:19,433
They talked to me about
doing a morning show
449
00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:21,001
a couple of times,
but I can't do that.
450
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,337
I'm not interested in cooking.
I make sandwiches.
451
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:26,440
I get that I don't necessarily look
like it, but I'm an economist.
452
00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:29,010
- Thanks, though.
- Yeah, I meant in prime time.
453
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:32,080
I want to give you
five minutes every night
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00:19:32,114 --> 00:19:34,616
to talk about where we are
and how we got here.
455
00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:36,485
Are you serious?
456
00:19:37,787 --> 00:19:39,254
There are people
more qualified than I am.
457
00:19:39,289 --> 00:19:41,657
I can put you in touch with some of
the professors that I studied under--
458
00:19:41,691 --> 00:19:45,861
Yeah, the thing is they're
not going to have your legs.
459
00:19:45,895 --> 00:19:49,598
I'm sorry, but if I'm going to get
people to listen to an economics lesson,
460
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:52,568
I've got to find someone who doesn't
look like George Bernard Shaw.
461
00:19:52,603 --> 00:19:56,006
I would not ask you if I didn't
think you were qualified.
462
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,977
You want me to do pole dancing while
explaining subprime mortgages?
463
00:20:00,011 --> 00:20:01,979
If you're up to it, sure.
464
00:20:02,013 --> 00:20:03,580
All right, I get it.
465
00:20:03,615 --> 00:20:05,349
We'll start a conversation
with Will about our goals
466
00:20:05,383 --> 00:20:07,217
- and how we're going to get there.
- Great.
467
00:20:07,252 --> 00:20:09,454
- I think you and I are going to be good friends.
- I'd like that.
468
00:20:09,522 --> 00:20:10,555
- Me, too.
- Okay.
469
00:20:10,589 --> 00:20:12,323
I mean it.
I don't have any friends.
470
00:20:12,358 --> 00:20:14,159
Oh.
471
00:20:14,193 --> 00:20:16,327
You know, you're--
you're new in town, so--
472
00:20:16,362 --> 00:20:18,363
Yeah. Yeah.
473
00:20:19,999 --> 00:20:22,968
- You know, you and I have something in common.
- What's that?
474
00:20:23,002 --> 00:20:25,404
- I had a boyfriend who cheated on me, too.
- Ah.
475
00:20:25,438 --> 00:20:28,307
- The week of our wedding.
- Oh. Oh.
476
00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:31,276
I don't understand.
477
00:20:31,311 --> 00:20:35,180
- I know about Will.
- Yeah. Yeah.
478
00:20:36,382 --> 00:20:37,983
I still don't understand.
479
00:20:39,619 --> 00:20:41,720
Wait, Will didn't cheat on me.
480
00:20:41,755 --> 00:20:44,624
- I used to deny it, too.
- Will didn't cheat on me.
481
00:20:44,658 --> 00:20:46,659
- Oh, okay. Sorry.
- I can't talk about what happened,
482
00:20:46,693 --> 00:20:48,361
but I can tell you that
Will didn't cheat on me.
483
00:20:48,395 --> 00:20:50,730
- I shouldn't have mentioned anything.
- Sloan, listen to me.
484
00:20:50,764 --> 00:20:51,932
Will didn't cheat on me.
485
00:20:51,966 --> 00:20:54,067
Yes, we were together
for two years and we broke up.
486
00:20:54,102 --> 00:20:57,004
I can't tell you any more than that, but
he never, ever, never cheated on me.
487
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,772
- Who told you that?
- Everybody.
488
00:20:58,807 --> 00:21:00,407
That's what people--
no, no, no.
489
00:21:00,442 --> 00:21:02,043
That-- that's not
what happened.
490
00:21:02,077 --> 00:21:03,978
- You don't have to tell me what happened.
- I can't tell you.
491
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:07,382
He doesn't want anyone in the office to know.
He made me promise.
492
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:09,318
No, not because--
493
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,886
I can't talk. Ugh!
494
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,122
Even though in this situation,
I think he'd prefer--
495
00:21:13,156 --> 00:21:15,591
no, he really doesn't want
the office to know anything.
496
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:18,393
- He didn't cheat on me.
- I should get back to work.
497
00:21:18,428 --> 00:21:20,496
You need to tell people that.
498
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,231
You're enabling an ass.
499
00:21:22,265 --> 00:21:24,066
He's-- whoa.
500
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,435
He's not an ass.
501
00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:29,671
Come here.
502
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,773
Will's not an ass.
He's the opposite of an ass.
503
00:21:31,808 --> 00:21:35,411
Even if he did cheat on me, which he
absolutely didn't, he's definitely not an ass.
504
00:21:35,445 --> 00:21:37,279
- Do people think that?
- You had to have known that.
505
00:21:37,313 --> 00:21:39,548
I thought they thought
he was gruff, but lovable.
506
00:21:39,582 --> 00:21:42,217
- No, they think he's an ass who cheated on you.
- That has to be corrected.
507
00:21:42,252 --> 00:21:44,386
- I have to start the 4:00.
- Okay, okay, okay.
508
00:21:44,421 --> 00:21:46,088
You need to do this--
509
00:21:46,122 --> 00:21:48,390
you need to go from person
to person and tell them
510
00:21:48,424 --> 00:21:50,592
that Will is
an extraordinary man
511
00:21:50,627 --> 00:21:52,494
with a heart the size
of a Range Rover,
512
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:55,764
that there's a-- a long
story that has to do--
513
00:21:55,798 --> 00:21:57,666
a lot to do with me,
but also other things.
514
00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:01,636
I can't tell you the story of his
life, but he's the good guy.
515
00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:03,671
- Will you tell people that?
- Every chance I get.
516
00:22:03,706 --> 00:22:05,473
- You're not going to, right?
- No, I'm not.
517
00:22:05,508 --> 00:22:07,441
Okay.
518
00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:11,312
- Will: We spiked up 9% overall.
- On top of the 7% that came after Northwestern.
519
00:22:11,346 --> 00:22:12,780
You played
high school football.
520
00:22:12,815 --> 00:22:14,615
What do you do when you have
a lead late in the game?
521
00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:16,050
My high school never had
to worry about that.
522
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,485
- You protect the lead.
- Man: Will McAvoy!
523
00:22:17,519 --> 00:22:20,288
How do you get used to eating
lunch at 4:00 in the afternoon?
524
00:22:20,322 --> 00:22:22,723
I work from 11:00 to 9:00.
It's across all demos, too.
525
00:22:22,757 --> 00:22:25,592
Will McAvoy's the place
to be for all things BP.
526
00:22:25,627 --> 00:22:27,327
Hey, I need you
to tell me right now
527
00:22:27,362 --> 00:22:29,196
you're not using that
as a promo slug.
528
00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:31,431
We're not, but Brad ground-researched the
hell out of this since Northwestern,
529
00:22:31,465 --> 00:22:34,300
and the feedback we keep getting,
especially from 18 to 49s,
530
00:22:34,335 --> 00:22:36,236
is just studded
with green flags.
531
00:22:36,304 --> 00:22:37,871
And this isn't Brad
selective-coding, man.
532
00:22:37,906 --> 00:22:39,606
We're talking about an actual, bona
fide, audience-driven response
533
00:22:39,641 --> 00:22:41,742
to Northwestern and the way you
handled the breaking news.
534
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,878
I don't see them capping
the well anytime soon.
535
00:22:43,912 --> 00:22:45,746
- But you're not leading with it.
- Not tonight.
536
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,382
- It'll be down in the D block.
- It sunk this morning.
537
00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:50,918
We got film of a massive
offshore drilling rig
538
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:52,352
sinking into
the Gulf of Mexico.
539
00:22:52,387 --> 00:22:53,953
We knew that was gonna happen.
540
00:22:53,988 --> 00:22:55,855
People knew the Titanic was gonna
sink when they went to the movie,
541
00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:58,225
but it was cool to watch, which
is why they went to the movie.
542
00:22:58,259 --> 00:23:01,494
Partner, something's going on here
and you gotta tell me what it is.
543
00:23:01,529 --> 00:23:03,796
Look, we're trying
to format a new broadcast
544
00:23:03,831 --> 00:23:05,731
that puts a priority
on information voters need,
545
00:23:05,766 --> 00:23:08,267
puts the information in context,
and then tries to present
546
00:23:08,302 --> 00:23:10,169
the best possible versions
of competing arguments.
547
00:23:10,203 --> 00:23:11,871
Here's what I just heard--
we got a hit show
548
00:23:11,905 --> 00:23:14,774
that just got bigger, so now
we're trying to fix it.
549
00:23:14,808 --> 00:23:16,542
Listen, there's no one
here but me and you.
550
00:23:16,577 --> 00:23:18,911
Is this something you want or
something you got talked into?
551
00:23:18,946 --> 00:23:20,680
It's-- no, it's something
I want badly.
552
00:23:20,714 --> 00:23:23,082
- I've wanted this since the dawn of time.
- More than numbers?
553
00:23:23,117 --> 00:23:25,685
Weren't you the one that told me that
your audience are your only friends?
554
00:23:25,719 --> 00:23:28,221
I said that after a couple of shots
of some kind of varnish remover
555
00:23:28,255 --> 00:23:29,823
at a particularly
low point in my life.
556
00:23:29,857 --> 00:23:31,657
- That was two weeks ago.
- It was a very low point.
557
00:23:31,692 --> 00:23:33,159
- I think it was lower than three weeks ago.
- Will.
558
00:23:33,193 --> 00:23:35,561
Mackenzie thinks I don't have
to sacrifice one for the other.
559
00:23:35,595 --> 00:23:37,596
Well, Mackenzie is the expert
on predicting audience trends.
560
00:23:37,631 --> 00:23:39,365
No, wait.
She's not, Brad is.
561
00:23:39,399 --> 00:23:41,400
- We're not setting out to lose viewers...
- No one ever does.
562
00:23:41,435 --> 00:23:42,935
just better news
for the ones we've got.
563
00:23:42,969 --> 00:23:44,670
All right, I'll stop.
564
00:23:44,704 --> 00:23:46,805
Listen, I still want
your advice every day.
565
00:23:46,839 --> 00:23:48,607
My advice today: go to
the conservative websites.
566
00:23:48,642 --> 00:23:50,242
- I do.
- You'll see that they like you.
567
00:23:50,277 --> 00:23:51,810
They think you're a RINO,
but they like that you don't
568
00:23:51,845 --> 00:23:53,245
take cheap shots
at Sarah Palin.
569
00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:54,913
- Look at the comments section.
- Yeah, I know.
570
00:23:54,948 --> 00:23:57,316
Palin made a statement
about the spill last night.
571
00:23:57,351 --> 00:23:58,818
- It was ridiculous.
- Yes, it was.
572
00:23:58,852 --> 00:24:00,319
It'll be a joke
on every late-night show.
573
00:24:00,353 --> 00:24:01,821
She basically wrote
Letterman's monologue.
574
00:24:01,855 --> 00:24:03,122
- So you want my advice?
- Yes.
575
00:24:03,157 --> 00:24:04,891
Be the guy that doesn't
take a shot at her tonight.
576
00:24:04,925 --> 00:24:06,359
Well, I won't be
taking a shot at her,
577
00:24:06,393 --> 00:24:07,860
but that's because
I won't be using her.
578
00:24:07,894 --> 00:24:09,729
I'm saying you should use
her, but not to take a shot--
579
00:24:09,763 --> 00:24:10,930
No, she's a private citizen.
580
00:24:10,965 --> 00:24:12,632
She doesn't have any
qualifications in this area,
581
00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:14,267
so it's hard with
the new format to justify--
582
00:24:14,302 --> 00:24:15,936
Let me tell you what it looks
like when the audience leaves.
583
00:24:15,970 --> 00:24:18,038
I can't jam in a Palin SOT
just to give myself
584
00:24:18,072 --> 00:24:20,006
the opportunity
to not take a shot at her.
585
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,975
If I cross that line, I'm just
saying, "Fuck the whole thing."
586
00:24:22,009 --> 00:24:24,144
It looks like this: first you lose
the people who just got here.
587
00:24:24,178 --> 00:24:26,212
Then everyone writes that you lost
the people that just got here.
588
00:24:26,246 --> 00:24:28,348
That makes people think they're
not at the cool party anymore.
589
00:24:28,382 --> 00:24:30,483
You ever been at Sardi's on
opening night of a Broadway show
590
00:24:30,517 --> 00:24:32,485
five minutes after word gets
out the "Times" panned it?
591
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,020
They leave.
592
00:24:34,054 --> 00:24:36,923
And they never come back, ever.
593
00:24:36,957 --> 00:24:38,558
And it happens
in not much more time
594
00:24:38,592 --> 00:24:41,394
than it just took me
to describe it.
595
00:24:41,428 --> 00:24:43,596
It's conservatives
who watch the news on TV.
596
00:24:43,630 --> 00:24:46,265
Don't pass up an opportunity to
remind them why they don't hate you.
597
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:47,934
I really want to give
the new format a--
598
00:24:47,968 --> 00:24:49,602
Also, would you do me a favor
and tell Charlie Skinner
599
00:24:49,636 --> 00:24:51,003
that you're the one
who asked for these meetings?
600
00:24:51,037 --> 00:24:52,638
And do you want me
to fix you up with someone
601
00:24:52,672 --> 00:24:54,206
who'll take your mind off
a girl from three years ago?
602
00:24:54,241 --> 00:24:55,875
- No, thank you.
- Palin.
603
00:24:55,909 --> 00:24:57,644
- She's married.
- Not to fix you up with.
604
00:24:57,711 --> 00:24:59,579
- I'm saying use the Palin SOT.
- I know. It's not gonna happen.
605
00:24:59,613 --> 00:25:03,082
- Mackenzie would cook me and eat me.
- You're the boss.
606
00:25:03,116 --> 00:25:06,685
I'll keep reminding you of that
because I'm not wild about your ex.
607
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,122
Hey, look, her name
is Mackenzie or Miss McHale,
608
00:25:10,156 --> 00:25:12,191
and she's reported
more real news in one day
609
00:25:12,225 --> 00:25:14,793
than I have in my career.
610
00:25:15,829 --> 00:25:17,696
Fuck.
611
00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:29,642
- ( phone clacks )
- ( sighs )
612
00:25:33,146 --> 00:25:35,514
- Hi.
- Hello.
613
00:25:35,548 --> 00:25:36,982
Jan Brewer just bailed
on us for tonight.
614
00:25:37,016 --> 00:25:39,118
- What are you talking about?
- They canceled.
615
00:25:39,152 --> 00:25:42,254
- She's going on CNN.
- Who-- uh, who's she sending instead?
616
00:25:42,288 --> 00:25:45,023
Maggie, no one from the governor's
office is coming on the show.
617
00:25:45,058 --> 00:25:46,958
- What happened with the call?
- Oh, God.
618
00:25:46,993 --> 00:25:48,994
- What happened?
- This can't be because of the call.
619
00:25:49,028 --> 00:25:51,930
- It happened on the call.
- I swear, I kept my personal feelings to myself.
620
00:25:51,964 --> 00:25:54,832
I was on the phone
with Glenn Fisher
621
00:25:54,867 --> 00:25:56,401
and it was really
just by the book.
622
00:25:56,435 --> 00:25:58,203
Okay, so the preinterview
was going fine...
623
00:25:58,237 --> 00:25:59,504
- Yeah.
- when all of a sudden...?
624
00:25:59,538 --> 00:26:01,439
Things happen, Jim, okay,
625
00:26:01,473 --> 00:26:03,674
that are beyond your super-newsman
powers of understanding.
626
00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:06,911
I wish you had told me that you
dated Glenn Fisher in college.
627
00:26:06,945 --> 00:26:08,246
How could you
possibly know that?
628
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,847
He told me, which is
what you should have done.
629
00:26:09,882 --> 00:26:11,415
I know, but I thought
you'd take it away from me.
630
00:26:11,450 --> 00:26:13,017
- I would have.
- And that's why I didn't tell you.
631
00:26:13,051 --> 00:26:14,619
You have to tell me.
If you've had a relationship--
632
00:26:14,653 --> 00:26:17,055
- It wasn't a relationship! We went out four times.
- Maggie.
633
00:26:17,089 --> 00:26:18,823
And now he's the press aideto the governor of a state
634
00:26:18,857 --> 00:26:20,792
that gave us Barry Goldwater
and a football team
635
00:26:20,826 --> 00:26:22,794
that couldn't find the end
zone with an OnStar system.
636
00:26:22,829 --> 00:26:24,529
- You're a football fan?
- No, I looked it up.
637
00:26:24,564 --> 00:26:25,797
Also, the fourth date
didn't count.
638
00:26:25,831 --> 00:26:27,732
Is the fourth date relevant
to the preinterview?
639
00:26:27,767 --> 00:26:30,102
- It might be.
- What happened on the fourth date?
640
00:26:30,136 --> 00:26:32,304
We went back to his dorm room,
641
00:26:32,338 --> 00:26:34,373
- we started making out a little.
- Uh-huh.
642
00:26:34,407 --> 00:26:36,208
And then there was
a crazy banging on the door.
643
00:26:36,242 --> 00:26:38,243
It was his ex-girlfriend
and she was shouting,
644
00:26:38,278 --> 00:26:39,912
"I know you've got
some slut in there!"
645
00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:41,213
- I think she meant me.
- Yeah.
646
00:26:41,247 --> 00:26:43,282
And Glenn said,
"Get under the bed."
647
00:26:43,316 --> 00:26:45,117
- Not the closet?
- No room in the closet. It's a dorm.
648
00:26:45,152 --> 00:26:48,087
So I got under the bed
and he let his ex-girlfriend in,
649
00:26:48,122 --> 00:26:49,656
and the two of them
patched things up.
650
00:26:49,690 --> 00:26:50,991
- With you under the bed.
- Yeah.
651
00:26:51,025 --> 00:26:52,425
When you say
they patched things up...
652
00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:54,361
- Yeah.
- you're saying...
653
00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:56,230
Oh, my God.
They did it, Jim! Okay?
654
00:26:56,264 --> 00:26:58,432
They settled their differences.
655
00:26:58,466 --> 00:27:00,634
And it didn't take very long,
because as it turns out,
656
00:27:00,669 --> 00:27:02,203
- Glenn doesn't take very long.
- Compared to who?
657
00:27:02,237 --> 00:27:05,072
( stammering )
Compared to... other people
658
00:27:05,107 --> 00:27:06,607
and what I've read about
in the movies.
659
00:27:06,642 --> 00:27:08,142
- It doesn't matter.
- Five minutes?
660
00:27:08,176 --> 00:27:09,643
I didn't have
a stopwatch on him,
661
00:27:09,677 --> 00:27:12,012
but I know it was under two minutes
because I was holding my breath.
662
00:27:12,046 --> 00:27:14,414
- Is this important?
- I don't know what's important yet.
663
00:27:14,448 --> 00:27:16,549
That's why I'm listening
to this story.
664
00:27:18,652 --> 00:27:20,220
They finished, they left.
665
00:27:20,254 --> 00:27:22,555
- I waited a minute, and then I left.
- Fast forward to the call.
666
00:27:22,590 --> 00:27:25,491
He says the governor would also like
to talk about Arizona doing well
667
00:27:25,526 --> 00:27:27,360
on Obama's Race
to the Finish initiative.
668
00:27:27,394 --> 00:27:29,596
- And you say to Glenn...?
- "How appropriate for you."
669
00:27:29,630 --> 00:27:31,264
- Good one.
- Thank you.
670
00:27:31,298 --> 00:27:33,266
You said you didn't inject
any of your personal opinions--
671
00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:35,469
I didn't inject any personal
opinions about the bill.
672
00:27:35,503 --> 00:27:37,037
Okay, first of all,
the initiative is called
673
00:27:37,071 --> 00:27:39,072
Race to the Top,
not Race to the Finish.
674
00:27:39,107 --> 00:27:41,609
I know. That's why I was so
sure God was on my side--
675
00:27:41,643 --> 00:27:43,644
because He teed me up
so perfectly.
676
00:27:43,679 --> 00:27:46,480
- And second, why didn't he--
- Why didn't he get her out of the room?
677
00:27:46,515 --> 00:27:48,482
It was 2:00 in the morning.
What was he gonna say?
678
00:27:48,517 --> 00:27:50,618
"Why don't we go
somewhere private and talk"?
679
00:27:50,652 --> 00:27:52,420
They were in his dorm room.
He was stuck.
680
00:27:52,454 --> 00:27:54,121
- There were no options.
- You had an option.
681
00:27:54,156 --> 00:27:55,823
You could have
not hidden under the bed.
682
00:27:55,857 --> 00:27:58,659
I made a quick decision. It may
have been the wrong one...
683
00:27:58,693 --> 00:28:01,525
- "It may have been"--
- but once I made it, I had to commit to it.
684
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,227
And I will tell you
something else.
685
00:28:03,261 --> 00:28:06,030
He waited this long to tell us
he was bailing on purpose
686
00:28:06,064 --> 00:28:07,964
so we'd get slammed
on getting a replacement.
687
00:28:07,999 --> 00:28:10,099
- Do you think?
- Are you being sarcastic?
688
00:28:10,134 --> 00:28:12,669
Because, yes, I'm pretty sure
he did this on purpose.
689
00:28:14,071 --> 00:28:16,072
We've got less than
90 minutes to find someone
690
00:28:16,106 --> 00:28:18,774
to defend SB 1070
and get them to a studio.
691
00:28:18,808 --> 00:28:20,842
But after the show,
a bunch of us are going over
692
00:28:20,877 --> 00:28:22,410
to the Emerald City
to see the Wizard--
693
00:28:22,445 --> 00:28:24,445
- and maybe he can give you some--
- My brain is fine.
694
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,047
You give me the SATs
right now and I'll take them.
695
00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:29,717
Maybe he'll give you some courage
is what I was going to say.
696
00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:32,153
Please!
697
00:28:32,187 --> 00:28:34,588
Tell me what to do.
698
00:28:34,622 --> 00:28:37,791
Grab some bookers, whoever's free,
and come into the conference room.
699
00:28:37,825 --> 00:28:39,660
- This is an emergency now.
- We'll be right there.
700
00:28:39,695 --> 00:28:40,828
- Maggie.
- Yeah.
701
00:28:40,863 --> 00:28:44,899
I don't know anyone
in the world
702
00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:47,202
who would have hidden
under the bed.
703
00:28:50,239 --> 00:28:53,175
Martin, Tamara, Kendra,
I need some help.
704
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:56,278
- What do you need?
- No, I can-- it's no big deal.
705
00:28:56,312 --> 00:28:58,280
I just need--
( wheezes )
706
00:28:58,314 --> 00:28:59,882
Kendra, Tamara, Martin!
707
00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:02,517
- Everything all right?
- I can fix it.
708
00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:06,320
Okay.
709
00:29:06,355 --> 00:29:09,490
- Mackenzie: What?!
- ( phone clacks )
710
00:29:13,862 --> 00:29:16,731
- What the hell is going on?
- We lost Jan Brewer.
711
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,432
What? God!
712
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:19,867
Get someone else
from Brewer's office.
713
00:29:19,902 --> 00:29:22,070
- No, we've lost the whole office.
- What?
714
00:29:22,104 --> 00:29:24,605
- No one from Brewer's office is gonna be coming.
- What the hell happened?
715
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,808
- This is my fault.
- Look, I got into a stupid argument
716
00:29:26,842 --> 00:29:28,476
with a press aide on the phone
717
00:29:28,510 --> 00:29:30,345
and now he's giving
the governor's office
718
00:29:30,379 --> 00:29:32,113
to everybody but us
so he can stick it to me.
719
00:29:32,148 --> 00:29:33,581
Are you freaking kidding me?
720
00:29:33,616 --> 00:29:36,017
- No, wait. Mac--
- No. That is what happened.
721
00:29:36,051 --> 00:29:39,153
Day side's been running Jan Brewer
promos for the last six hours.
722
00:29:39,188 --> 00:29:42,324
- Who's replacing her?
- Well, we're obviously late to the buffet,
723
00:29:42,358 --> 00:29:45,461
so we basically had to book people
who were close to a satellite dish.
724
00:29:45,495 --> 00:29:47,296
- Oh, boy.
- Dr. Dwayne Sotter.
725
00:29:47,330 --> 00:29:49,599
He's an adjunct professor
at the University of Phoenix.
726
00:29:49,633 --> 00:29:53,103
The University of Phoenix is an online university.
It's not in Arizona.
727
00:29:53,137 --> 00:29:55,104
- But you can understand our mistake, right?
- No.
728
00:29:55,139 --> 00:29:56,707
He's written several books
on immigration policy.
729
00:29:56,741 --> 00:29:59,076
- Have I heard of any of them?
- They were self-published.
730
00:29:59,110 --> 00:30:01,545
"This Land is My Land,"
"Ambushed,"
731
00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:05,316
and "Don't Make Me Press One
for English in My Own Country."
732
00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:07,217
- That is quite a sacrifice.
- Tamara.
733
00:30:07,252 --> 00:30:08,585
We've got a former
Miss Oklahoma
734
00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:10,754
who was second runner-up in the
Miss USA Pageant this year.
735
00:30:10,788 --> 00:30:12,255
She claims she was
denied first runner-up
736
00:30:12,290 --> 00:30:14,290
because of an answer she gave
regarding illegal immigration.
737
00:30:14,325 --> 00:30:15,892
- Ah, the real victim.
- Martin.
738
00:30:15,927 --> 00:30:17,527
Right, the third
is Ross Fernholm,
739
00:30:17,562 --> 00:30:19,462
- a former state patrolman who was part...
- Don't say it.
740
00:30:19,497 --> 00:30:21,230
of a border control group
called the "Citizens Militia."
741
00:30:21,265 --> 00:30:23,633
Is this or isn't this
the exact opposite
742
00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:25,134
of who I asked you to book?
743
00:30:25,169 --> 00:30:26,469
God damn it, Jim!
What the hell were you--
744
00:30:26,504 --> 00:30:28,371
- This is all--
- All gonna be fine.
745
00:30:28,406 --> 00:30:31,374
- Jim is taking the fall--
- For exactly what I'm supposed to take the fall for.
746
00:30:31,408 --> 00:30:33,176
I don't know what the hell
dance you two are doing.
747
00:30:33,210 --> 00:30:35,578
Don't book these guys.
Scrap the segment.
748
00:30:35,612 --> 00:30:37,680
They'll say we didn't have
anyone defending it.
749
00:30:41,752 --> 00:30:44,654
Let's prep them the best we can
and have Will carry them, okay?
750
00:30:44,688 --> 00:30:47,290
He'll just carry them.
751
00:30:47,324 --> 00:30:48,824
I'll go and tell him.
752
00:30:48,859 --> 00:30:50,626
- I should be the one to tell him.
- Jim: Maggie--
753
00:30:50,661 --> 00:30:52,128
- He's gonna fire somebody.
- God knows he should.
754
00:30:52,162 --> 00:30:54,363
- He will.
- He won't.
755
00:30:55,632 --> 00:30:57,266
He won't.
756
00:30:59,369 --> 00:31:01,037
Guys, he won't.
757
00:31:01,905 --> 00:31:03,873
Hang on.
758
00:31:03,941 --> 00:31:06,276
Dome of silence.
I have to--
759
00:31:07,812 --> 00:31:10,848
Are people here under the
impression that Will is an ass?
760
00:31:16,421 --> 00:31:18,922
Okay, you're wrong.
You know?
761
00:31:18,957 --> 00:31:21,225
You're just wrong
and it's an injustice.
762
00:31:21,259 --> 00:31:24,429
He's-- he'd throw himself
in front of a train
763
00:31:24,463 --> 00:31:26,464
for anyone in this--
764
00:31:26,498 --> 00:31:28,766
- Is Will in his office?
- He's at that thing uptown.
765
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,637
I'm sending him an e-mail
because I-- I can't
766
00:31:32,671 --> 00:31:36,073
live with this
stupid promise I made
767
00:31:36,108 --> 00:31:41,078
and, you know, completely
wrong information.
768
00:31:41,113 --> 00:31:43,848
I'm nipping this thingin the bud right now.
769
00:31:43,883 --> 00:31:46,017
And "send."
770
00:31:46,052 --> 00:31:50,054
Will is the best man
I've ever--
771
00:31:50,089 --> 00:31:53,091
( cell phones ringing )
772
00:31:58,231 --> 00:32:00,434
- What just happened?
- I got a staff e-mail from you.
773
00:32:00,469 --> 00:32:02,703
- Me, too.
- I sent the e-mail to Sloan, I mean Will.
774
00:32:02,738 --> 00:32:04,872
Ah. Oh, my God,
I sent it to Sloan.
775
00:32:04,907 --> 00:32:06,708
I think the S in "Sloan"
became "staff."
776
00:32:06,742 --> 00:32:08,543
You used the asterisk.
777
00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:14,015
No.
778
00:32:14,050 --> 00:32:18,587
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
779
00:32:18,655 --> 00:32:20,990
Everybody listen!
Listen to me right now.
780
00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:23,092
( cell phone rings )
781
00:32:23,126 --> 00:32:24,927
( staff gasps )
782
00:32:24,961 --> 00:32:26,695
- Man: Oh, man.
- Man #2: Oh!
783
00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:32,734
That was unusual.
784
00:32:32,769 --> 00:32:34,736
I want everyone to delete
the e-mail you just received.
785
00:32:34,771 --> 00:32:37,439
Delete it right now without reading it.
Honor system.
786
00:32:37,473 --> 00:32:40,708
And then I need someone
to sneak into Will's office
787
00:32:40,742 --> 00:32:42,777
and delete the e-mail
from his inbox.
788
00:32:42,811 --> 00:32:45,279
If it's password-protected,
789
00:32:45,313 --> 00:32:49,149
I need you to take
a baseball bat and smash--
790
00:32:54,683 --> 00:32:57,490
- You told me he was uptown.
- I guess he came back.
791
00:32:59,459 --> 00:33:02,462
- We stood in my office...
- Will.
792
00:33:02,496 --> 00:33:05,798
this morning, and I said
under no circumstances
793
00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:09,002
do I want anyone here
to know what happened.
794
00:33:09,036 --> 00:33:12,204
And you said yes,
and yes again.
795
00:33:12,239 --> 00:33:14,840
And it-- it really--
796
00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:17,910
it really seemed like
you understood.
797
00:33:17,944 --> 00:33:21,113
- And then you sent an e-mail...
- It was a complete--
798
00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:25,250
- explaining in some detail what happened.
- Please, please let me--
799
00:33:25,284 --> 00:33:28,186
And then you copied
47 reporters on it.
800
00:33:28,221 --> 00:33:29,521
Can we go into your office?
801
00:33:29,555 --> 00:33:31,790
You know how sometimes something
happens in an instant
802
00:33:31,824 --> 00:33:34,827
that's so astonishing
you just shut down?
803
00:33:34,861 --> 00:33:39,698
- Of course, that's underst--
- That doesn't fucking happen to me!
804
00:33:41,067 --> 00:33:43,468
- We need some privacy.
- Really?!
805
00:33:43,503 --> 00:33:45,137
We're going to go
into Will's office,
806
00:33:45,171 --> 00:33:48,173
but I want everyone
to delete the e-mail.
807
00:33:48,208 --> 00:33:50,175
Mac, I think I just accidentally
forwarded it to corporate.
808
00:33:50,209 --> 00:33:52,511
- ( staff gasping )
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
809
00:33:52,545 --> 00:33:54,713
- Why is this happening?
- I was sending an e-mail to you,
810
00:33:54,747 --> 00:33:56,181
but accidentally sent it
to Sloan Sabbith,
811
00:33:56,215 --> 00:33:57,749
but I either did or didn't
type the asterisk
812
00:33:57,784 --> 00:33:59,351
and it went to staff
instead of Sloan.
813
00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:01,053
Why were you sending it at all?
814
00:34:01,087 --> 00:34:03,522
Because-- and here's where
I think I'm on firmer ground--
815
00:34:03,556 --> 00:34:06,358
she thought that
you cheated on me
816
00:34:06,392 --> 00:34:09,194
and that you were an ass,
which is not true.
817
00:34:09,229 --> 00:34:10,496
I'm changing minds, Will.
818
00:34:10,531 --> 00:34:12,031
I'm changing minds
all over the place.
819
00:34:12,066 --> 00:34:13,866
- Get in there!
- Sure.
820
00:34:17,071 --> 00:34:19,873
She thought you cheated on me and she
told me other people thought so, too.
821
00:34:19,907 --> 00:34:22,175
I couldn't take that,
but I do take 100%
822
00:34:22,210 --> 00:34:23,910
of the responsibility
for what just happened.
823
00:34:23,945 --> 00:34:25,845
Who else would be responsible?
824
00:34:25,879 --> 00:34:27,246
Arizona prison stats.
825
00:34:27,281 --> 00:34:29,182
- Thank you.
- No one. I'm sorry.
826
00:34:29,216 --> 00:34:31,416
- Don't mention it.
- That's--
827
00:34:31,451 --> 00:34:34,019
I'm really impressed that
you're forgiving me so fast.
828
00:34:34,054 --> 00:34:36,689
- I would have--
- No, what you heard was, "Don't mention it.
829
00:34:36,723 --> 00:34:38,223
It's no problem.
Don't worry about it."
830
00:34:38,258 --> 00:34:40,025
What I said was,
"Don't mention it ever."
831
00:34:40,059 --> 00:34:41,526
- Will--
- Ever, Mac!
832
00:34:41,561 --> 00:34:43,428
- Hospital costs and health care.
- How current?
833
00:34:43,462 --> 00:34:44,997
- Fiscal 2009.
- Thank you.
834
00:34:45,031 --> 00:34:46,732
I understand.
835
00:34:46,766 --> 00:34:48,834
One more thing.
836
00:34:48,868 --> 00:34:51,370
We lost Jan Brewer
and had to replace her
837
00:34:51,404 --> 00:34:54,473
with a crazy professor at a website,
a member of the Citizens Militia,
838
00:34:54,507 --> 00:34:56,676
and a former second runner-up
in the Miss USA Pageant.
839
00:34:56,710 --> 00:34:58,411
It's going to be fine.
You'll carry them.
840
00:34:58,445 --> 00:35:00,212
They'll barely have to speak.
841
00:35:02,516 --> 00:35:04,083
Now you've shut down, right?
842
00:35:04,117 --> 00:35:06,285
Ha ha.
843
00:35:06,319 --> 00:35:07,786
Who fucked up?
844
00:35:07,821 --> 00:35:11,023
- Now, you know I'm not going to tell you that.
- Okay.
845
00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:15,294
- 98%.
- What?
846
00:35:15,328 --> 00:35:18,630
I take 98% of the
responsibility, not 100%.
847
00:35:18,664 --> 00:35:20,565
Is that right?
848
00:35:20,599 --> 00:35:22,533
Listen...
849
00:35:23,835 --> 00:35:25,669
you were in love
from the day you met me,
850
00:35:25,704 --> 00:35:27,138
and for two years
you were the man
851
00:35:27,172 --> 00:35:28,606
of any woman's dreams,
you know?
852
00:35:28,641 --> 00:35:33,311
You'd have these ways
of doing things.
853
00:35:35,447 --> 00:35:37,448
It doesn't matter.
854
00:35:37,482 --> 00:35:40,951
I didn't know that I was in
love with you, too, until--
855
00:35:40,986 --> 00:35:42,653
You cheated on me
with your ex-boyfriend.
856
00:35:42,687 --> 00:35:44,554
That's right!
That's what happened.
857
00:35:44,589 --> 00:35:47,491
I didn't know how I felt about
you until I was with him again.
858
00:35:47,525 --> 00:35:50,093
So technically, I wasn't
cheating on the man I loved,
859
00:35:50,128 --> 00:35:52,629
I was falling in love
with the man I loved.
860
00:35:52,663 --> 00:35:55,532
- While cheating on him with your ex-boyfriend.
- Yes!
861
00:35:55,566 --> 00:35:57,868
But you're missing that technically
it wasn't cheating, though.
862
00:35:57,902 --> 00:36:00,103
The more important thing is
that I fell in love with you.
863
00:36:00,138 --> 00:36:01,605
At the end of a romantic comedy
864
00:36:01,639 --> 00:36:03,140
that would make
everything okay!
865
00:36:03,174 --> 00:36:05,242
There's something I've always
been dying to ask you.
866
00:36:05,276 --> 00:36:08,712
- Ask anything.
- Why did you tell me?
867
00:36:08,746 --> 00:36:12,549
- Because I wouldn't have been able to live with it.
- Now I have to live with it.
868
00:36:12,583 --> 00:36:15,819
- Would you rather I'd have been dishonest?
- Yes!
869
00:36:19,257 --> 00:36:22,659
Yes, I'd very much rather
870
00:36:22,694 --> 00:36:24,662
you hadn't told me.
871
00:36:29,501 --> 00:36:31,202
Still, 98%.
872
00:36:31,237 --> 00:36:32,971
( door opens )
873
00:36:33,005 --> 00:36:35,006
I'm sorry, we have to do
the final rundown.
874
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,442
We're coming.
875
00:36:37,476 --> 00:36:40,412
The first runner-up
wasn't available?
876
00:36:44,651 --> 00:36:46,819
Herb:
60 seconds to VTR.
877
00:36:46,853 --> 00:36:48,688
Are we getting
the opening in HD or SD?
878
00:36:48,722 --> 00:36:50,723
Herb: Where's it coming to me?
Which router?
879
00:36:50,757 --> 00:36:52,391
Roll it in from the room.
880
00:36:52,425 --> 00:36:54,427
Tess.
881
00:36:54,461 --> 00:36:56,328
There's an SOT I want
in the D block--
882
00:36:56,363 --> 00:36:57,797
Sarah Palin's comment
on the White House
883
00:36:57,831 --> 00:36:59,365
not returning calls
from the Dutch,
884
00:36:59,399 --> 00:37:01,233
except she calls
Holland Norway.
885
00:37:01,268 --> 00:37:02,701
Find it, give it to Jake.
886
00:37:02,736 --> 00:37:04,903
- Don't run it past Mac.
- Yes, sir.
887
00:37:06,606 --> 00:37:08,541
Did we go to Afghanistan
because you cheated on Will?
888
00:37:08,575 --> 00:37:11,110
- Can I get a little privacy?
- Not until you learn how to send an e-mail.
889
00:37:11,144 --> 00:37:13,680
- You got invaluable experience.
- I got shot in the ass.
890
00:37:13,714 --> 00:37:15,481
Well, be grateful you weren't
facing the other direction.
891
00:37:15,516 --> 00:37:17,450
Herb:
30 seconds out.
892
00:37:19,854 --> 00:37:21,589
I've been cheated on.
893
00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:25,192
One time literally
right on top of me.
894
00:37:25,227 --> 00:37:28,863
This happened because of me.
No one should get fired.
895
00:37:28,897 --> 00:37:32,266
I can resign, and it's fine
because Don wants me at 10:00.
896
00:37:33,502 --> 00:37:35,403
I hope you don't do that.
897
00:37:35,437 --> 00:37:37,572
I hope you stay here.
898
00:37:38,807 --> 00:37:40,375
Good show.
899
00:37:40,409 --> 00:37:42,877
Herb: Can you move his
BlackBerry off the desk?
900
00:37:42,911 --> 00:37:45,045
- I can see it in the shot.
- Will.
901
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,449
Can you move your
BlackBerry off the desk?
902
00:37:48,483 --> 00:37:50,118
Men: Oh!
903
00:37:50,152 --> 00:37:52,520
That wouldn't have happened if he'd
had one of those rubber protectors.
904
00:37:52,554 --> 00:37:54,355
- Herb: Does 3 have to change lenses?
- Jake: No, we're good.
905
00:37:54,390 --> 00:37:57,992
Herb: In four, three, two.
Roll VTR.
906
00:37:58,027 --> 00:38:01,463
( music playing )
907
00:38:09,405 --> 00:38:11,139
Good evening.
I'm Will McAvoy.
908
00:38:11,173 --> 00:38:13,341
Deepwater Horizon
continues to spill oil
909
00:38:13,376 --> 00:38:15,044
even as it sinks into the Gulf,
910
00:38:15,078 --> 00:38:17,179
a Republican candidate
for Senate in Nevada advocates
911
00:38:17,213 --> 00:38:19,314
poor people paying
doctors with chickens,
912
00:38:19,349 --> 00:38:22,250
and Greece activates
a $45 billion aid package.
913
00:38:22,285 --> 00:38:24,553
But we begin tonight in Arizona
914
00:38:24,587 --> 00:38:28,257
where Governor Jan Brewer today
signed into law SB 1070,
915
00:38:28,291 --> 00:38:30,292
which allows police
to ask for documentation
916
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,029
from anyone suspected of being
in the country illegally.
917
00:38:33,064 --> 00:38:34,931
Our coverage begins
with Rachel Sachs
918
00:38:34,965 --> 00:38:36,833
at the statehouse
in Phoenix. Rachel?
919
00:38:36,867 --> 00:38:39,302
I have no idea
if the president even knows
920
00:38:39,337 --> 00:38:42,272
that an entire Exxon Valdez is spilling
into the Gulf every four days.
921
00:38:42,306 --> 00:38:43,707
Are you really not sure?
922
00:38:43,741 --> 00:38:45,075
Because that would make you
dumber than previous estimates.
923
00:38:45,109 --> 00:38:46,210
Would the two of you shut up?
924
00:38:46,244 --> 00:38:48,078
- Both: Sorry.
- I miss my BlackBerry.
925
00:38:48,112 --> 00:38:50,714
Joining us tonight from
Washington is Daniel Mendoza,
926
00:38:50,748 --> 00:38:52,949
Deputy Director of the
National Council of La Raza,
927
00:38:52,984 --> 00:38:56,419
the largest Hispanic civil
rights organization in the US.
928
00:38:56,454 --> 00:38:59,656
- Good evening, Mr. Mendoza.
- Thanks for inviting me here to speak to you, Will.
929
00:38:59,690 --> 00:39:01,124
Let's jump right in.
930
00:39:01,159 --> 00:39:02,893
Estimates are that
illegal immigrants
931
00:39:02,927 --> 00:39:05,796
cost Arizonans
$2.7 billion a year.
932
00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:08,331
- Is that a problem worth fixing?
- Of course it is.
933
00:39:08,366 --> 00:39:10,567
But if it's an economic issue,
you need to consider that
934
00:39:10,601 --> 00:39:12,669
deporting 12 million
undocumented workers
935
00:39:12,703 --> 00:39:17,073
will drain 2.5 trillion over the
next 10 years from our GDP.
936
00:39:17,108 --> 00:39:20,410
Arizona residents overwhelmingly
favor spending that money.
937
00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:21,778
Back in two minutes.
938
00:39:21,813 --> 00:39:23,680
- We don't have 1705.
- Joey.
939
00:39:31,355 --> 00:39:33,156
Herb:
30 seconds out.
940
00:39:33,190 --> 00:39:36,059
- We know this next segment's going to be a problem.
- Really?
941
00:39:36,094 --> 00:39:39,163
Why do you automatically assume
that a hospitality management major
942
00:39:39,197 --> 00:39:43,534
won't be able to speak with
sophistication about constitutional law?
943
00:39:43,569 --> 00:39:46,337
Make sure everybody knows this
is what blowing it looks like.
944
00:39:46,371 --> 00:39:47,738
They know.
945
00:39:51,143 --> 00:39:52,710
Herb:
20 out.
946
00:39:52,744 --> 00:39:54,545
It's gonna be fine.
947
00:39:54,579 --> 00:39:57,148
The PhD is cool
with illegal immigrants
948
00:39:57,182 --> 00:40:00,484
as long as they're checked for
diseases like smallpox and gayness.
949
00:40:00,518 --> 00:40:03,154
I'm not sure I gave Will
the best form of the argument.
950
00:40:04,289 --> 00:40:05,923
- Didn't we cure small--
- Yes.
951
00:40:05,957 --> 00:40:07,224
15 back.
952
00:40:07,258 --> 00:40:09,092
Does the militia guy really
want his gun in the shot?
953
00:40:09,127 --> 00:40:10,327
I asked him that and he said,
954
00:40:10,361 --> 00:40:11,661
"This isn't a gun,it's a rifle.
955
00:40:11,695 --> 00:40:14,364
And this rifle has a name,
and her name is Jenny."
956
00:40:14,398 --> 00:40:16,566
If you keep covering for people,
I don't know who can do what.
957
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,434
- I wasn't covering.
- You've got a crush on this girl.
958
00:40:18,468 --> 00:40:20,336
You told me to.
And, no, I don't.
959
00:40:20,371 --> 00:40:22,605
In three, two.
Cue Will.
960
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,040
Welcome back.
961
00:40:24,074 --> 00:40:26,443
We're discussing Arizona's
immigration bill SB 1070,
962
00:40:26,477 --> 00:40:29,112
the Support Our Law Enforcementand Safe Neighborhoods Act,
963
00:40:29,147 --> 00:40:31,748
which was signed into law today
by Governor Jan Brewer.
964
00:40:31,783 --> 00:40:33,116
Joining me now by satellite
965
00:40:33,151 --> 00:40:35,385
are three strong supportersof the new law:
966
00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:37,054
Dr. Dwayne Sotter,
an academic
967
00:40:37,088 --> 00:40:39,589
who's written extensively
about immigration policy;
968
00:40:39,624 --> 00:40:41,925
Ross Fernholm, a former
Arizona State Patrolman
969
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,795
who now runs the all-volunteer
Independence Border Guards in Yuma;
970
00:40:44,830 --> 00:40:47,532
and Gwen Lalley, a juniorat the University of New Mexico
971
00:40:47,566 --> 00:40:50,435
and the second runner-up inlast night's Miss USA Pageant,
972
00:40:50,469 --> 00:40:52,437
who was asked about
this very issue onstage
973
00:40:52,471 --> 00:40:54,573
and who believes her answer
was what kept her from winning.
974
00:40:54,607 --> 00:40:55,874
Thank you all for being here.
975
00:40:55,908 --> 00:40:57,375
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
976
00:40:57,410 --> 00:40:58,810
Will, I wanna be
very clear--
977
00:40:58,844 --> 00:41:00,212
my answer didn't
keep me from winning,
978
00:41:00,246 --> 00:41:02,247
it kept me from being
first runner-up.
979
00:41:02,281 --> 00:41:04,116
- And we're off.
- Okay. Ahem.
980
00:41:04,150 --> 00:41:06,117
Dr. Sotter, this is
your field of expertise,
981
00:41:06,152 --> 00:41:07,619
so let's kick it off with you.
982
00:41:07,653 --> 00:41:10,121
What do you say to those
who argue that SB 1070
983
00:41:10,155 --> 00:41:13,891
is just targeting Americans on the basis
of skin color and nationality alone?
984
00:41:13,925 --> 00:41:15,459
Absolutely, Will.
985
00:41:15,493 --> 00:41:17,228
What would you say to them?
986
00:41:17,262 --> 00:41:18,796
I'd say absolutely.
987
00:41:18,830 --> 00:41:20,865
The bill does not target
religion or Muslims
988
00:41:20,899 --> 00:41:24,068
or homosexuality,
just illegal Mexicans.
989
00:41:24,103 --> 00:41:26,604
Well, yes, but you would
also say, right,
990
00:41:26,638 --> 00:41:29,106
that the state legislature
has taken great pains
991
00:41:29,141 --> 00:41:32,109
to ensure that it isn't
a racial profiling law,
992
00:41:32,143 --> 00:41:35,179
even going so far as to amend it
to include the following language.
993
00:41:35,213 --> 00:41:38,082
- Go 24.
- "Prosecutors would not investigate complaints
994
00:41:38,116 --> 00:41:40,418
based on race, color,
or national origin."
995
00:41:40,452 --> 00:41:42,621
That's right, just Mexicans.
996
00:41:42,655 --> 00:41:45,823
- Dr. Sotter--
- Forgive me, Will. Latinos and Latinas.
997
00:41:45,858 --> 00:41:48,459
Will: And the argument that
we don't want to be a country
998
00:41:48,494 --> 00:41:51,696
that pulls people over and asks for
their papers based on how they look?
999
00:41:51,730 --> 00:41:53,397
Yeah, I don't like it
any more than you do,
1000
00:41:53,432 --> 00:41:54,899
but that wouldn't be the case
1001
00:41:54,933 --> 00:41:58,202
if it weren't for
the Latinos and Latinas,
1002
00:41:58,236 --> 00:42:01,505
el "criminelos,"
los "ilegatos."
1003
00:42:01,539 --> 00:42:03,340
That's not Spanish.
1004
00:42:03,374 --> 00:42:05,208
Ahem, Gwen, let's go to you.
1005
00:42:05,243 --> 00:42:06,877
You were asked last night
about the immigration law
1006
00:42:06,911 --> 00:42:08,779
and you said it was an issue
of states' rights.
1007
00:42:08,813 --> 00:42:10,313
And for that I paid a price.
1008
00:42:10,348 --> 00:42:13,583
That notwithstanding,
you raised an interesting issue.
1009
00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:16,019
This law will surely
be challenged in the courts
1010
00:42:16,054 --> 00:42:17,721
on constitutional grounds.
1011
00:42:17,756 --> 00:42:20,591
After all, states aren't allowed to
create their own foreign policy,
1012
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,827
but it sounds like you've got
the right answer to that.
1013
00:42:22,861 --> 00:42:26,197
- Which is...?
- I'm a survivor and I don't know the word "quit."
1014
00:42:26,231 --> 00:42:27,499
- Probably other words, too.
- Shut it.
1015
00:42:27,533 --> 00:42:29,067
Ahem, states aren't
allowed to create
1016
00:42:29,101 --> 00:42:31,669
their own foreign policy,
but...?
1017
00:42:34,807 --> 00:42:36,541
But this isn't about
foreign policy,
1018
00:42:36,575 --> 00:42:38,209
it's about law enforcement.
1019
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,548
Decades of federal inaction
have led to a dangerous
1020
00:42:43,583 --> 00:42:46,218
and unstable situation
on Arizona's border.
1021
00:42:46,252 --> 00:42:49,488
And if the federal government can't,
or won't, act to uphold the law,
1022
00:42:49,522 --> 00:42:52,658
then it's up to the states to exercise
their power and fill that void.
1023
00:42:52,692 --> 00:42:55,294
I'm an Ameri-can, Will,
not an Ameri-can't.
1024
00:42:55,328 --> 00:42:56,595
- Let's dump out of it.
- Ross.
1025
00:42:56,630 --> 00:42:58,197
- Ross: Yes.
- No, the whole thing, dump out of it.
1026
00:42:58,231 --> 00:42:59,598
I'm gonna go ahead and assume
1027
00:42:59,633 --> 00:43:01,567
that you're a supporterof Second Amendment rights,
1028
00:43:01,601 --> 00:43:04,737
- judging by the rifle you've placed in your live shot.
- Yes, sir.
1029
00:43:04,772 --> 00:43:07,407
A frequent argument you hear
from gun rights advocates
1030
00:43:07,441 --> 00:43:09,710
is that we don't need
any more new laws;
1031
00:43:09,744 --> 00:43:13,380
what we need is a government to
enforce the laws we already have.
1032
00:43:13,415 --> 00:43:15,916
Couldn't the same be said
about immigration policy?
1033
00:43:15,951 --> 00:43:17,752
Yes, sir.
1034
00:43:17,786 --> 00:43:21,089
I'm saying you're a supporter
of the new law, right?
1035
00:43:21,123 --> 00:43:23,258
- Ross: Yes, sir.
- I can't take my eyes off of it.
1036
00:43:23,292 --> 00:43:25,026
Because?
1037
00:43:26,929 --> 00:43:30,297
Because laws that are unwieldy and
unenforceable aren't laws at all.
1038
00:43:30,332 --> 00:43:31,798
- Ross: I don't follow.
- Dump out of it.
1039
00:43:31,833 --> 00:43:33,367
- Ross: And, Mr. McAdoo--
- McAvoy.
1040
00:43:33,401 --> 00:43:35,001
- I beg your pardon?
- Doesn't matter.
1041
00:43:35,036 --> 00:43:36,769
Why don't we just
build a damn wall?
1042
00:43:36,804 --> 00:43:38,737
The Chinese built one
and you can see it from space.
1043
00:43:38,772 --> 00:43:41,173
- Are the Chinese better than us?
- No.
1044
00:43:41,207 --> 00:43:43,608
Although there's an old
saying-- show me a 15-foot wall
1045
00:43:43,643 --> 00:43:45,277
and I'll show you
a 16-foot ladder.
1046
00:43:45,311 --> 00:43:46,712
Then let's just build
a 17-foot wall.
1047
00:43:46,746 --> 00:43:49,514
- Hell, build it 18 feet.
- Will: Yes. Yep.
1048
00:43:49,549 --> 00:43:52,151
- But you see their point, right?
- Whose point?
1049
00:43:52,185 --> 00:43:53,619
The people who build ladders.
1050
00:43:53,654 --> 00:43:56,089
- Ross: How about we get...
- I'm sorry, okay?
1051
00:43:56,123 --> 00:43:58,991
- I'm sorry. Just dump out of it.
- Will, can I jump in?
1052
00:43:59,026 --> 00:44:00,626
- She cannot jump in.
- Jump on in, Gwen.
1053
00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:02,895
- Gwen: I think we're creating an environment...
- Ugh!
1054
00:44:02,929 --> 00:44:04,730
where pageant contestants
are afraid to speak their minds
1055
00:44:04,764 --> 00:44:07,633
when it comes to important
questions and whatnot,
1056
00:44:07,667 --> 00:44:09,469
and that's not the AmericaI grew up in.
1057
00:44:09,503 --> 00:44:11,872
You're 20 years old. It is
the America you grew up in.
1058
00:44:11,906 --> 00:44:13,707
- Not in Oklahoma.
- Especially in Oklahoma.
1059
00:44:13,741 --> 00:44:15,275
But we're gonnahave to leave it there.
1060
00:44:15,310 --> 00:44:17,177
When we come back,
Deepwater Horizon
1061
00:44:17,211 --> 00:44:18,979
sinks to the bottom
of the Gulf of Mexico.
1062
00:44:19,013 --> 00:44:22,715
- ( music playing )
- I envy it.
1063
00:44:22,750 --> 00:44:25,284
...with the White House now
getting offers of assistance
1064
00:44:25,319 --> 00:44:27,753
from other countries to help
plug the gushing well.
1065
00:44:27,788 --> 00:44:29,655
What's this new SOT?
What's 907?
1066
00:44:29,690 --> 00:44:31,791
- Will gave it to me last minute.
- What is it?
1067
00:44:31,825 --> 00:44:33,826
It's Sarah Palin on the spill.
1068
00:44:33,861 --> 00:44:35,795
Will: Former Alaskan governor and vice
presidential candidate Sarah Palin
1069
00:44:35,829 --> 00:44:37,764
weighed in earlier today
on Fox News.
1070
00:44:37,798 --> 00:44:39,232
- Go 907.
- ( button clicks )
1071
00:44:39,266 --> 00:44:41,401
Well, then, what the federal
government should have done
1072
00:44:41,435 --> 00:44:44,637
was accept the assistance
of foreign countries,
1073
00:44:44,672 --> 00:44:47,507
of entrepreneurial Americans
who have had solutions
1074
00:44:47,541 --> 00:44:49,309
- that they wanted presented.
- Bill O'Reilly: Who?
1075
00:44:49,343 --> 00:44:52,212
Palin: They can't even geta phone call returned, Bill.
1076
00:44:52,246 --> 00:44:53,580
The Dutch.
They are known--
1077
00:44:53,614 --> 00:44:56,617
in the Norwegian--
they are known for dikes
1078
00:44:56,651 --> 00:44:59,420
and for cleaning up water
and for dealing with spills.
1079
00:44:59,454 --> 00:45:01,956
They offered to help,and yet, no, they, too,
1080
00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:04,225
with the proverbial can't even
get a phone call back.
1081
00:45:04,259 --> 00:45:07,895
Okay, what she was saying
was that...
1082
00:45:07,930 --> 00:45:09,330
All yours.
1083
00:45:09,364 --> 00:45:11,065
yes, okay, the Dutchlive in Holland
1084
00:45:11,099 --> 00:45:12,600
and Norwegians live in Norway.
1085
00:45:12,634 --> 00:45:14,802
That's a mistake that--
people make that.
1086
00:45:14,836 --> 00:45:16,703
And I think Governor Palinwas referring
1087
00:45:16,738 --> 00:45:18,972
to an old fairy tale
about a boy--
1088
00:45:19,006 --> 00:45:22,008
she was saying that people were
offering to help, and that's great,
1089
00:45:22,042 --> 00:45:24,210
and phone calls
will be returned.
1090
00:45:26,246 --> 00:45:27,847
( elevator bell dings )
1091
00:45:32,486 --> 00:45:35,354
Charlie:
William Duncan McAvoy.
1092
00:45:35,389 --> 00:45:37,089
I think your parents
wanted to make it
1093
00:45:37,124 --> 00:45:39,292
plainly understood
that you are Anglo-Saxon.
1094
00:45:39,326 --> 00:45:41,893
I came up to personally
apologize for tonight's show.
1095
00:45:41,928 --> 00:45:43,495
The show kind of got away
from you a little.
1096
00:45:43,529 --> 00:45:44,963
It bordered on unprofessional.
1097
00:45:44,998 --> 00:45:46,531
Here's unprofessional,
1098
00:45:46,566 --> 00:45:48,067
here's the border,
and here's professional,
1099
00:45:48,101 --> 00:45:49,835
and all the way back here
is tonight's show.
1100
00:45:49,869 --> 00:45:53,171
- It was my fault.
- Yeah.
1101
00:45:53,206 --> 00:45:55,741
Did you know I got an e-mail
from Mackenzie today saying--
1102
00:45:55,775 --> 00:45:58,611
God. Yeah. I forgot you
were gonna see that.
1103
00:45:58,645 --> 00:46:00,313
Know how many people
work at this company?
1104
00:46:00,347 --> 00:46:02,482
Well, in the cable news
division, I guess about 350.
1105
00:46:02,516 --> 00:46:04,384
178,000.
1106
00:46:04,418 --> 00:46:08,421
Guys who sell jet engines
got that e-mail.
1107
00:46:08,455 --> 00:46:10,957
By the way, they also own
a tabloid magazine.
1108
00:46:10,991 --> 00:46:14,127
( both laughing )
1109
00:46:20,635 --> 00:46:22,435
I'm inured to it.
It happened.
1110
00:46:22,470 --> 00:46:23,970
How's gossip gonna be worse?
1111
00:46:24,005 --> 00:46:27,440
It's been three years.
Time hasn't helped?
1112
00:46:28,810 --> 00:46:30,343
No.
1113
00:46:30,378 --> 00:46:31,811
I wish you had told me.
1114
00:46:31,845 --> 00:46:33,246
What would you have said?
1115
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,315
- I'd have made you feel better.
- How?
1116
00:46:35,349 --> 00:46:37,584
I don't know.
I do it all the time.
1117
00:46:39,921 --> 00:46:42,689
Get it together
down there, fast.
1118
00:46:42,724 --> 00:46:46,793
- Got it.
- One more thing.
1119
00:46:46,827 --> 00:46:49,596
Your daily private meetings
with Reese are over.
1120
00:46:49,630 --> 00:46:51,932
Charlie, I respect you
more than anyone I know,
1121
00:46:51,966 --> 00:46:54,601
but I'm the one
sitting in that chair.
1122
00:46:55,536 --> 00:46:57,604
Yes, you are.
1123
00:47:00,508 --> 00:47:04,678
People across America
are watching Arizona,
1124
00:47:04,712 --> 00:47:07,481
seeing how
we implement this law,
1125
00:47:07,515 --> 00:47:10,083
ready to jump on even
the slightest misstep.
1126
00:47:10,118 --> 00:47:13,854
Reporter: Many opponents
aren't even waiting for that.
1127
00:47:13,888 --> 00:47:15,489
You need a drink?
1128
00:47:17,191 --> 00:47:18,725
Sure.
1129
00:47:18,759 --> 00:47:21,662
There's a karaoke bar
down the street we go to.
1130
00:47:21,696 --> 00:47:24,498
Drinks and appetizers
are $3 until 9:00.
1131
00:47:24,533 --> 00:47:25,967
It's 9:15.
1132
00:47:26,035 --> 00:47:28,637
We sent an intern down
at 8:55 to order 30 drinks
1133
00:47:28,671 --> 00:47:31,239
and four platters
of tuna jerky.
1134
00:47:31,273 --> 00:47:35,711
The downside's the karaoke, but it's the
only place nearby that stays open late
1135
00:47:35,745 --> 00:47:37,713
unless you want to go
to the theater district.
1136
00:47:37,748 --> 00:47:39,182
I'd have thought
the downside would be
1137
00:47:39,216 --> 00:47:41,351
the four platters
of tuna jerky.
1138
00:47:41,385 --> 00:47:43,286
It's an affordable dinner.
1139
00:47:45,290 --> 00:47:47,357
( sighs ) Let's go.
1140
00:47:47,392 --> 00:47:49,026
( patting )
1141
00:47:54,999 --> 00:47:57,634
- Are you in or are you out?
- What?
1142
00:47:57,669 --> 00:48:01,772
Are you in or are you out?
1143
00:48:01,806 --> 00:48:04,575
- Are we doing this, then?
- I don't understand. Are you mad at me right now?
1144
00:48:04,609 --> 00:48:07,912
Palin. How did Palin
get into the rundown?
1145
00:48:07,946 --> 00:48:09,447
First of all, I'm the EP.
Don't slip--
1146
00:48:09,481 --> 00:48:11,715
I'm the managing editor and I
don't need your permission--
1147
00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:14,952
Yes, you do, and you didn't ask for it
'cause you knew you wouldn't get it.
1148
00:48:14,986 --> 00:48:17,088
I made it clear that this show
isn't going to participate
1149
00:48:17,122 --> 00:48:19,557
in the endless cycle of
codependency between Palin...
1150
00:48:19,592 --> 00:48:21,359
- I know.
- and insult to injury.
1151
00:48:21,394 --> 00:48:24,029
You twisted yourself into
a Windsor knot to save her.
1152
00:48:24,063 --> 00:48:27,399
( deep voice ) "I'm sure
that what the governor meant
1153
00:48:27,433 --> 00:48:31,736
was that the Dutch living
in Norwegia have good ideas.
1154
00:48:31,771 --> 00:48:33,538
And since she has
an intimate knowledge
1155
00:48:33,573 --> 00:48:35,807
of all calls going into
and out of the White House,
1156
00:48:35,841 --> 00:48:39,210
she's a credible source
on whether the Swedisians
1157
00:48:39,245 --> 00:48:40,712
have gotten
their message returned."
1158
00:48:40,746 --> 00:48:42,480
First of all,
the impression-- uncanny.
1159
00:48:42,515 --> 00:48:45,250
I'm not the one who asked
Victoria's Secret
1160
00:48:45,284 --> 00:48:47,452
to do five minutes of economic
reporting every night.
1161
00:48:47,487 --> 00:48:50,522
Victoria's Secret has a PhD
in economics from Duke
1162
00:48:50,556 --> 00:48:52,391
and is an adjunct professor
at Columbia.
1163
00:48:52,425 --> 00:48:53,859
Are you in or are you out?
1164
00:48:53,893 --> 00:48:56,194
I have to give you credit for
thinking you can chew me out
1165
00:48:56,229 --> 00:48:58,063
- on this particular--
- I'll chew you out on any particular day.
1166
00:48:58,097 --> 00:49:01,366
And by the way, when I say dump
out of it, dump out of it.
1167
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,235
Reese got in your head.
1168
00:49:03,269 --> 00:49:05,370
And so you put
the almost-one-term governor
1169
00:49:05,405 --> 00:49:07,273
of a state where
nobody lives on our air.
1170
00:49:07,307 --> 00:49:10,510
- I'm don't believe I'm hearing--
- Yes, we fucked up
1171
00:49:10,544 --> 00:49:13,747
on a huge subject,
but ours was a mistake.
1172
00:49:13,782 --> 00:49:16,083
Yours was fear,
1173
00:49:16,117 --> 00:49:19,053
a need to be loved by
strangers and not our show.
1174
00:49:20,689 --> 00:49:22,891
Be the leader, Will.
1175
00:49:22,925 --> 00:49:26,294
Be the moral center
of this show.
1176
00:49:26,329 --> 00:49:28,663
Be the integrity.
1177
00:49:31,633 --> 00:49:34,135
Today's Friday.
1178
00:49:34,169 --> 00:49:37,773
By Monday I want to know
are you in or are you out?
1179
00:49:46,183 --> 00:49:48,351
Does anyone believe
I just got--
1180
00:49:48,385 --> 00:49:50,753
( vacuum humming )
1181
00:49:52,556 --> 00:49:55,659
♪ I get the tingliesin a silly place ♪
1182
00:49:55,693 --> 00:49:59,262
♪ It starts in my toes
and I crinkle my nose ♪
1183
00:49:59,297 --> 00:50:03,033
♪ Wherever it goes,
I always know ♪
1184
00:50:03,067 --> 00:50:05,869
♪ You make me smile,
please stay for a while... ♪
1185
00:50:05,903 --> 00:50:07,371
We want to be
the ones to do it.
1186
00:50:07,405 --> 00:50:09,740
We want to be
the ones to do 2.0.
1187
00:50:09,774 --> 00:50:12,008
We can do this.
1188
00:50:16,348 --> 00:50:19,015
Give me a second.
( clears throat )
1189
00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:27,356
How you doing?
1190
00:50:27,391 --> 00:50:29,692
I'm doing all right,
all rings consisted--
1191
00:50:29,726 --> 00:50:30,926
considered.
( laughs )
1192
00:50:30,961 --> 00:50:33,562
( Don laughs ) How much
have you had to drink?
1193
00:50:33,597 --> 00:50:36,265
I won't lie to you, Don.
1194
00:50:36,299 --> 00:50:38,100
- Yes?
- What?
1195
00:50:38,134 --> 00:50:40,202
You said, "I won't lie to you, Don,"
and then you didn't say anything else.
1196
00:50:40,236 --> 00:50:41,903
- I've had a drink.
- A whole one?
1197
00:50:41,938 --> 00:50:44,038
- Yeah.
- That's too much for you.
1198
00:50:44,073 --> 00:50:47,007
- It is not.
- Come to 10:00.
1199
00:50:47,042 --> 00:50:49,844
I really appreciate your offer,
1200
00:50:49,878 --> 00:50:54,015
but I think you're offering it
because I'm your girlfriend.
1201
00:50:54,049 --> 00:50:56,083
What's wrong with that?
1202
00:50:56,118 --> 00:50:57,919
Owww.
1203
00:50:57,953 --> 00:51:00,288
You're supposed to say,
"No, I'm not."
1204
00:51:00,322 --> 00:51:02,389
You're just inexperienced.
I will coach you up.
1205
00:51:02,424 --> 00:51:04,959
I want to be a part of what Will
and Mackenzie are trying to do.
1206
00:51:04,993 --> 00:51:08,829
- Will and Mackenzie are gonna fail.
- Jesus Christ, what's--
1207
00:51:08,863 --> 00:51:12,466
just because the scenery fell down
doesn't mean it's not a good play.
1208
00:51:12,501 --> 00:51:15,270
Yeah, I don't know what that meant,
but I'm not talking about tonight.
1209
00:51:15,304 --> 00:51:17,472
Nobody's gonna
watch a classroom.
1210
00:51:17,506 --> 00:51:20,608
They'll either be bored or infuriated
and you will bleed viewers.
1211
00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:22,710
And my show with Elliot
will get moved to 8:00.
1212
00:51:22,745 --> 00:51:25,513
And at that point, I don't know
that I'll be able to help you.
1213
00:51:25,547 --> 00:51:27,748
- It was your fault.
- Let's break up.
1214
00:51:27,783 --> 00:51:30,351
- What did I do now?
- You were too supportive.
1215
00:51:30,385 --> 00:51:33,520
- Maggie--
- I feel myself suffocating from your support.
1216
00:51:33,555 --> 00:51:35,055
You want truth or support?
1217
00:51:35,089 --> 00:51:37,191
Did you think I didn't
know I fucked up?
1218
00:51:37,225 --> 00:51:38,926
I've been saying it.
1219
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:42,996
I have $45,000 in student
loans to pay off,
1220
00:51:43,030 --> 00:51:44,798
I spend three weeks'
take-home
1221
00:51:44,832 --> 00:51:47,133
on half a one-bedroom apartment
the size of a toolshed,
1222
00:51:47,167 --> 00:51:50,169
and I'm sitting alone at a bar with
a drink that was made an hour ago.
1223
00:51:50,203 --> 00:51:52,071
A good day is when I have
quarters for a dryer.
1224
00:51:52,105 --> 00:51:54,273
A bad day is when
I blow a newscast.
1225
00:51:54,307 --> 00:51:57,576
That's my spectrum.
1226
00:51:57,610 --> 00:52:00,979
Support is what
I wanted right then.
1227
00:52:01,013 --> 00:52:03,314
And I think you're rooting
for Will to fail.
1228
00:52:03,349 --> 00:52:06,184
- You just said it would be in your best interest--
- Listen--
1229
00:52:06,218 --> 00:52:09,220
And I know he's not the
cuddliest guy in the world,
1230
00:52:09,255 --> 00:52:11,656
but he is trying to do good
1231
00:52:11,690 --> 00:52:13,925
and he's risking a lot
to do it, and you and Reese--
1232
00:52:13,959 --> 00:52:16,927
Yeah, yeah.
Let's break up.
1233
00:52:16,962 --> 00:52:18,997
Don't-- no,
don't go like this.
1234
00:52:19,031 --> 00:52:21,666
I'm s-- I'm sorry.
I said the wrong thing.
1235
00:52:22,601 --> 00:52:24,469
Don...
1236
00:52:25,471 --> 00:52:28,272
Oh, I'm on fire today.
1237
00:52:30,209 --> 00:52:33,077
- Evening, Mr. McAvoy.
- Good evening, Manny.
1238
00:52:34,847 --> 00:52:36,514
We know how to live
with our neighbors here.
1239
00:52:36,549 --> 00:52:38,716
- What's that?
- Your show tonight.
1240
00:52:38,751 --> 00:52:41,686
I--
1241
00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:50,361
( music playing )
1242
00:53:17,687 --> 00:53:20,489
♪ Two jumps in a week ♪
1243
00:53:20,523 --> 00:53:23,324
- ♪ I bet you think... ♪
- You have to do a shot.
1244
00:53:23,359 --> 00:53:25,226
I really only drink
when I'm scared.
1245
00:53:25,261 --> 00:53:29,164
I would like to have a word with
you right here and right now.
1246
00:53:29,198 --> 00:53:32,134
( laughs )
1247
00:53:34,437 --> 00:53:36,038
Yes, ma'am.
1248
00:53:36,072 --> 00:53:38,874
Don't "Yes, ma'am" me
with your sheepish charm.
1249
00:53:38,908 --> 00:53:41,076
Would you like to go
someplace private?
1250
00:53:41,110 --> 00:53:42,745
I-- you covered for me.
1251
00:53:42,779 --> 00:53:44,880
- Don't worry about it.
- I wasn't thanking you.
1252
00:53:44,914 --> 00:53:47,715
You and Don-- why do you
think I need protecting?
1253
00:53:47,750 --> 00:53:50,151
You both like the fantasy
of a girl in distress?
1254
00:53:50,185 --> 00:53:52,420
- How about I put you in a cab?
- I take the subway.
1255
00:53:52,454 --> 00:53:54,955
- Why do you think I need prot--
- I don't.
1256
00:53:54,990 --> 00:53:56,891
But I cover for you,
Mac covers for me,
1257
00:53:56,925 --> 00:53:59,026
Will covers for everybody,
Charlie covers for Will.
1258
00:53:59,061 --> 00:54:00,694
How come nobody's
yelling at me?
1259
00:54:00,729 --> 00:54:02,329
- You know how bad you screwed up, right?
- Yes.
1260
00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:04,498
- Is there anyone who feels worse than you do?
- No.
1261
00:54:04,532 --> 00:54:07,034
Then I doubt
it'll ever happen again.
1262
00:54:08,136 --> 00:54:09,637
Let me give you
money for a cab.
1263
00:54:09,671 --> 00:54:13,207
No, I have to go to Don's
apartment and apologize.
1264
00:54:13,241 --> 00:54:16,744
- For what?
- For suggesting he would--
1265
00:54:16,778 --> 00:54:19,714
you know, for asking--
1266
00:54:19,748 --> 00:54:21,316
I'll think of it on the way.
1267
00:54:21,350 --> 00:54:24,386
We break up, I apologize,
everything's fine.
1268
00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:26,288
Sounds like a super-healthy
relationship.
1269
00:54:26,322 --> 00:54:28,524
- I'd fight for it.
- I will fight for it.
1270
00:54:28,558 --> 00:54:31,160
And I'll make it work
through sheer force of will,
1271
00:54:31,194 --> 00:54:33,396
just like Mackenzie
will with Will
1272
00:54:33,430 --> 00:54:35,698
and just like I made
the immigration segment work.
1273
00:54:35,732 --> 00:54:38,034
Will and Mackenzie
are going to kill each other
1274
00:54:38,068 --> 00:54:39,702
and the immigration segment
was a train wreck.
1275
00:54:39,736 --> 00:54:41,404
You should shut up
more than you do.
1276
00:54:41,438 --> 00:54:43,439
Do people tell you that?
1277
00:54:43,474 --> 00:54:44,641
No.
1278
00:54:44,675 --> 00:54:46,810
You're being polite.
1279
00:54:49,981 --> 00:54:52,749
I still don't know why
I'm being mean to you.
1280
00:54:54,118 --> 00:54:56,086
Tess?
( snaps fingers )
1281
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:59,122
- Would you?
- Yeah.
1282
00:55:00,158 --> 00:55:01,625
Sorry.
1283
00:55:01,660 --> 00:55:04,495
Hang on, all of you.
1284
00:55:05,464 --> 00:55:07,164
I'm your senior producer.
1285
00:55:07,199 --> 00:55:10,167
Fuck up again like this,
I'm gonna get mad.
1286
00:55:14,005 --> 00:55:15,372
That's it.
1287
00:55:15,407 --> 00:55:17,608
Take her to Don's place.
1288
00:55:23,282 --> 00:55:26,751
- That was so awesome.
- Thank you.
1289
00:55:26,786 --> 00:55:28,954
- Do a shot.
- No.
1290
00:55:29,890 --> 00:55:33,526
( cell phone ringing )
1291
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,127
- Hello?
- Neal, it's Will.
1292
00:55:35,162 --> 00:55:38,531
- I hope you don't mind my calling so late.
- No.
1293
00:55:38,565 --> 00:55:41,301
I got your number from--
you know, there's a booklet.
1294
00:55:41,335 --> 00:55:43,203
- The office directory.
- Yeah.
1295
00:55:43,237 --> 00:55:44,671
The guy you found in Spokane,
1296
00:55:44,706 --> 00:55:46,073
I want you to get
in touch with him
1297
00:55:46,107 --> 00:55:47,674
and tell him thatyou're gonna pay for a cab
1298
00:55:47,709 --> 00:55:49,109
to take him to and from work.
1299
00:55:49,144 --> 00:55:51,512
He should send you the receipts,
then give them to me.
1300
00:55:51,546 --> 00:55:53,982
Will--
1301
00:55:54,016 --> 00:55:55,817
come on, let me post this
on your blog.
1302
00:55:55,851 --> 00:55:57,386
- No.
- Will--
1303
00:55:57,420 --> 00:56:00,222
- Keep my name out of it.
- Yes, sir.
1304
00:56:00,256 --> 00:56:02,124
Is Mackenzie around there?
1305
00:56:02,158 --> 00:56:03,759
Yeah.
1306
00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:07,196
- Can you put her on the phone?
- Sure.
1307
00:56:12,937 --> 00:56:15,038
It's-- it's Will.
1308
00:56:20,511 --> 00:56:23,647
I'm sorry...
about everything.
1309
00:56:23,681 --> 00:56:25,882
I'm just so sorry.
1310
00:56:25,916 --> 00:56:27,951
- There's no way I can even--
- I'm in.
1311
00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:31,388
- What?
- I'm in. I'll see you on Monday.
1312
00:56:34,926 --> 00:56:37,762
- Are you still gonna worry about the ratings?
- Yes.
1313
00:56:37,796 --> 00:56:40,731
- Still gonna worry about being popular?
- Yeah.
1314
00:56:40,765 --> 00:56:42,299
About being loved by strangers?
1315
00:56:42,334 --> 00:56:45,136
Are you gonna keep asking me questions
that all mean the same thing?
1316
00:56:45,170 --> 00:56:47,806
Till I get the right answer.
1317
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,741
I'm in.
1318
00:56:51,878 --> 00:56:53,679
There it is.
1319
00:57:02,089 --> 00:57:07,627
♪ Don't leave me high ♪
1320
00:57:07,661 --> 00:57:11,930
♪ Don't leave me dry. ♪
1321
00:57:13,938 --> 00:57:24,589
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