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[KNOCKING]
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Jonathan Winters?
Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Winters.
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Please, why do they do this to me?
There's no time for that.
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There's an old gypsy.
She's put a curse on the performance.
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I just can't appear tonight. I can't.
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Oh, but, sir, there's no gypsy curse.
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Oh, yeah. It's always people like you
that say, "There's no gypsy curse!"
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There is a gypsy curse.
I saw her in the alley.
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Fright wig woman with hair out to here.
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One-eyed woman. That tells you something.
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Like she'd been hit from the back
real hard. It just popped out.
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She said, "There's a curse on this show!"
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What does it take to believe me?
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Well, gee, I--
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[SHOUTS]
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Huh? Well?
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That'll do fine.
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Glad you took the brunt of it.
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It's The Muppet Show, with our
very special guest star, Jonathan Winters!
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Yay!
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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A curse upon this Muppet Show!
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[PLAYS "FIRST CALL"]
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You called?
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Thank you, thank you, thank you! Hi-ho,
and welcome again to The Muppet Show.
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And, boy, do you have a treat in store,
because our guest star tonight
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is your all-time terrific,
never-to-miss comedian,
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the king of nuttiness,
Mr. Jonathan Winters! What good news.
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[SHOUTS]
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Well, uh, so much for the good news.
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I thought lightning never struck twice.
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Will you get these sandbags out of here?!
Up, up, up!
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I'm going backstage to unfrazzle.
But right now, it's circus time! Yay!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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♪ Hold that tiger
Hold that tiger ♪
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♪ Hold that tiger
Hold that tiger ♪
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♪ Hold that tiger
Hold that tiger ♪
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♪ Hold that tiger ♪
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[ROARING AND GUNSHOTS]
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About time you showed up, Sundance!
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Sorry I'm late, Butch,
but that cross-town traffic is murder!
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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Oh, poor Butch and Sundance.
After an escape like that,
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they'll have to hide out in some dismal,
dark, depressing hole in the wall.
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[ROARS]
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Hey, we'll hide out here, Butch.
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Help!
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Wait a second. What are you guys
doing here? Your act just started.
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Somebody stole our tiger.
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Oh, good grief.
Uh, Scooter, what's on next?
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Oh, Patti Saverne and her trained chair.
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-Oh.
PATTI: Incoming.
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KERMIT: Huh?
-Yep, we're ready. Ha!
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[SHOUTS]
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Oh, boy. Uh...
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Could you use some very talented sticks?
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Forget it. Uh, let's see.
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On-stage, Bernice
and her half-horse, half-watermelon act.
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-Oh, bad luck, Kermit.
-Hm?
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Yeah, the horse half just came down
with hoof-and-mouth disease.
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Uh, could we just use the watermelon half?
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What a bizarre
and disgusting thought. Yuck.
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I guess so.
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-Well, what can we send out on-stage now?
-Hey, how about Jonathan?
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Jonathan, Jonathan Winters.
Jonathan Winters, on-stage please.
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Yeah.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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-What is it, Jonathan?
-I can't go on tonight.
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I don't know if you've heard this,
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but there's been a curse
put on by a horrible gypsy lady.
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-A curse put on the show.
-There's no gypsy curse on tonight's show.
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Pay attention.
There's a curse put on the show.
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If you'd just get on-stage please,
and do your act now?
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I'm not going to do my act, I tell you.
Not with a curse on the show.
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"I don't care what you say.
There's been a curse put on this show."
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-That's the way she talks.
-Hurry, hurry, hurry. You're on.
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I don't care what you say.
There's a curse been put on the show.
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Is there an echo in here tonight?
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It's a real honor to introduce our special
guest star tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
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He's a comedy genius,
a man of a million characters,
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and here he is now,
ladies and gentlemen, Mr.--
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Please, the gypsy curse
is upon us, I tell you.
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All my props are gone.
I'm ruined. I'm ruined.
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Oh, what'll we do now?
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Kermit, that was-- Oh, that was so sad.
Can we declare an intermission?
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I tried that once. The audience left,
and they never came back.
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Oh, I know. I'll get my props.
Jonathan can use them.
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Oh, good. Hurry up and get them.
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-Get them.
-Yes, sir. Ah!
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Uh, just stay with us,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Jonathan Winters will be right out.
I hope.
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Here we go. Here's my prop box.
You can use it all.
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Oh, dear.
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I was sure this would have held him.
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-Oh, good. You're ready.
-Yes.
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Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
I think we're all ready back there now.
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Uh, here he is, Mr. Jonathan Winters! Yay!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Thank you, Kermit. Bless your heart.
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You don't have to wave back.
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Oh, dear. Well, what I love to do
is to open the trunk--
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Pardon my back.
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It's either that or my front.
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And, of course, it's just full of things
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that I've collected
from all over the world.
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How dramatic.
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Yes, let's hope that this is the front.
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Long time since I've been an officer.
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Steady as she goes.
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Elias, you'll do well at the wheel.
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Thank you, sir. I wish I could
make you out in this bloody storm.
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My turn.
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Steady as she goes.
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Hated to kill him, but it is my ship.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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-Oh, yeah.
-Terrific. Here. Go ahead.
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Oh, what a lovely day.
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Margo, please, pay attention.
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Shooting star. My horse.
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My horse is running.
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Could I have your glasses?
Not those, the other ones.
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Poor nearsighted devil.
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Oh, Lord Charles.
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Lord Charles, hello. Hello.
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[MIMICS DART WHIZZING]
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Why does he do that?
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Those things hurt.
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[BLOWS] To you.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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That was terrific.
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No, it wasn't.
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-I'll tell you when it is.
-Sorry.
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[MIMICKING JOHN WAYNE]
Well, I don't care what you say.
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I'm not afraid.
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Sure, there's 6,000 Shoshone.
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You, Walking Bear, come here.
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[SPEAKING IN NATIVE AMERICAN LANGUAGE]
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You got a lot of lines for an Indian.
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Oh, this is gonna be great.
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-Is it?
-I think so.
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-I'll be the judge of that.
-Yes, sir.
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So far, I'm the judge.
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[SPEAKING IN NATIVE AMERICAN LANGUAGE]
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[IN ENGLISH] My people and I,
Chief Ironhand...
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will do a dance for you.
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Please take pictures of us.
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[SINGING IN NATIVE AMERICAN LANGUAGE]
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Sa-doom-boom.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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How about that?
They brought the house down.
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That's an old joke.
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Well, some things improve with age.
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You don't.
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-Kermit, Kermit, it is murder out there.
-Mm.
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You know, we must really be
under that old gypsy lady's curse.
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-Fozzie, that's ridiculous.
-What?
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Now, everything's pretty much as always.
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Kermit. How can you say that?
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We are doomed.
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Yes. What has to happen
before you realize that?
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-Fozzie.
-What?
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Something truly bizarre,
hideous and unnatural.
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You called?
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Gonzo, you don't count.
Now, I'll believe that there's a curse
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only if we're visited
by something absolutely disastrous.
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[OBJECT APPROACHES]
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[SHOUTING]
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How about a meteor
falling on your flipper?
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Uh, Fozzie, listen, would you go out
on-stage and fill for me?
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I mean, you and Scooter
could do that song.
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-Oh, right, gotcha. Scooter!
SCOOTER: I'm ready.
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Yeah, get out there. Oh!
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Oh, boy.
I bet nothing else can happen tonight.
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All bets are off.
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[IN UNISON] Do not fear, Earth man.
We come only to observe and ask questions.
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Uh-- Uh-- Scooter!
All right, hit it. One, two--
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Fozzie, shouldn't we introduce the number?
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Oh, yeah. It's called, "On Her Doorstep"
with me and him.
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♪ When the heart is young and free
And spring is in full bloom ♪
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♪ The young man's fancy turns to love
We know ♪
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Scooter.
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♪ There's a pair I often see
As they stand beneath the moon ♪
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♪ And the other night
He just let himself go ♪
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♪ What did he do? ♪
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♪ He kissed her ♪
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-♪ Who did? ♪
-♪ He did ♪
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-♪ Where? ♪
-♪ On her doorstep last night ♪
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♪ He hugged her ♪
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-♪ Who did? ♪
-♪ He did ♪
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-♪ Where? ♪
-♪ On her doorstep last night ♪
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♪ He said, "You are my darling, Kate." ♪
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♪ And he squeezed her fingers
In the garden gate ♪
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♪ Then he kissed her ♪
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-♪ Who did? ♪
-♪ He did ♪
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-♪ Where? ♪
-♪ On her doorstep last night ♪
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♪ La, la-la-la, la, la-la-la, la
La-la-la-- ♪
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I believe it. The show is cursed.
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[CHUCKLES]
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♪ He kissed her ♪
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-♪ Who did? ♪
-♪ He did ♪
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-♪ Where? ♪
-♪ On her doorstep last night ♪
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♪ He hugged her ♪
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-♪ Who did? ♪
-♪ He did ♪
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-♪ Where? ♪
-♪ On her doorstep last night ♪
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♪ He said, "You are my darling, Kate." ♪
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♪ Then he squeezed her fingers
In the garden gate ♪
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♪ And we kissed her ♪
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-♪ You did? ♪
-♪ We did ♪
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[SCREAMING]
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♪ On her doorstep last night ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Yes? Yes, come right in.
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Oh, interesting, interesting.
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Excuse me,
I'm looking for Jacques Cousteau.
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-Jacques Cousteau. Would you open please?
-Ah.
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Yes, there he is.
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-Good luck to you
-Thank you.
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NARRATOR: Ridding the world of evil,
here comes Bear on Patrol.
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[FOZZIE GRUNTING]
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I can't see. Whoa!
Gotcha, I gotcha. Come here.
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-Patrol Bear?
-Yes, sir.
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Uh, listen, would you get back in uniform
before I put you on report?
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That is not regulation headgear.
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Nope, this is my prisoner, sir.
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I caught him picking pockets
at the aquarium.
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Did you catch him wet-handed?
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Terrific.
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Patrol Bear, I want you to book him.
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How? How do you mean?
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Well, you know,
take a set of fingerprints.
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Where do I start?
242
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,203
Well, you start with the pinky.
243
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:52,874
I don't think he has a pinky.
I think they're all greenies.
244
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,501
Whoa! Whoa!
245
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He must have a pinky.
246
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Where would he wear his pinky ring?
247
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Sir, could you just get another patrol--?
Aah!
248
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Whoa! Wait, please don't.
Wait, wait, wait--
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No, don't-- Oh, please.
250
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[PHONE RINGS]
251
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Oh, no, don't.
252
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,063
Sir, could you--? Aah!
253
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:19,317
Hello? Uh-huh. Yeah. Hmm. Is that right?
254
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,403
[FOZZIE SHOUTING]
255
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,698
-Help! I just--
-Okay, Mm-hm.
256
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,783
Please, can we talk about this?
257
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:32,664
Something more important
has just come up, Patrol Bear.
258
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,125
-I want you to release-- Patrol Bear...
-What?
259
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,336
would you release that prisoner, please?
260
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:43,717
That call was from the aquarium.
I want you to go there and check it out.
261
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,761
Somebody stole a valuable octopus.
262
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Check, chief.
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[GROANING]
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You see...
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[SHOUTS]
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Check, chief.
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Let me tell you a story, my children.
268
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[PLAYING FOLK MUSIC]
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♪ There's a story ♪
270
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♪ The gypsies know is true ♪
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♪ That when your love
Wears golden earrings ♪
272
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♪ He belongs to you ♪
273
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:35,268
♪ An old love story ♪
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00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:38,938
♪ That's known to very few ♪
275
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[CHUCKLES]
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♪ But if you wear these golden earrings ♪
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♪ Love will come to you ♪
278
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♪ By the burning fire ♪
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♪ They will glow with every coal ♪
280
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♪ You will hear desire whisper
Low, ho-ho ♪
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♪ Inside your soul ♪
282
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:12,055
♪ So be my gypsy ♪
283
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:16,393
♪ Make love your guiding light ♪
284
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:21,815
♪ And let this pair of golden earrings ♪
285
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:26,903
♪ Cast their spell tonight ♪
286
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:37,664
Ah. Send me, Linky baby.
287
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:49,843
♪ So be my gypsy ♪
288
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:54,597
♪ Make love your guiding light ♪
289
00:16:54,681 --> 00:17:00,395
♪ And let this pair of golden earrings ♪
290
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♪ Cast their spell tonight ♪
291
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,946
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
292
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:24,169
Oh. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew,
here at Muppet Labs,
293
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:27,505
where the future is being made today.
294
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:30,550
Well, I have good news
for you world travelers
295
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,928
who are always struggling
with cumbersome luggage.
296
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:38,433
Introducing the new Muppet Labs
luggage compressor.
297
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:41,061
My assistant, Beaker, will demonstrate.
298
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,313
[BEAKER HUMMING]
299
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,274
Okay, Beaker,
I see you've dressed like a tourist
300
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:49,110
to make the demonstration more realistic.
301
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,653
Very cute.
302
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,656
All right, put the bag on.
303
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,617
[BEAKER MUMBLING]
304
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,369
Okay.
305
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,083
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
306
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,339
Oh, very good.
307
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,301
Now, my assistant, Beaker, will show you
308
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:16,888
that it also works on large luggage
like a steamer trunk.
309
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,474
[BEAKER PANTING AND GRUNTING]
310
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:23,019
Oh, come on, Beaker,
give it the old college try.
311
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,313
[CHUCKLES]
312
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,192
[SHRIEKING]
313
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,992
And that's all from Muppet Labs.
314
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,869
Come on, Beaker.
315
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:44,624
Uncle Bunny will just put you in
an envelope and mail you to the hospital.
316
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,501
[BEAKER SHRIEKING]
317
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,212
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
318
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,463
Yes?
319
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,257
[ALIEN MUTTERING]
320
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:59,180
Excuse me. I am Jonathan Winters.
Who are you?
321
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:02,308
Just a moment. I always have to check.
322
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,810
I thought I was Jonathan Winters.
323
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,353
[LAUGHS]
324
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,856
-What planet are you from?
-I'm from Earth.
325
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,816
-Are you from Earth?
-Yes.
326
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,026
I'm a comedian.
327
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:14,320
-Are you a comedian?
-Yes. Ha-ha-ha.
328
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:18,700
Oh, Steve Martin.
Gosh, you'll do anything, won't you?
329
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,702
Bye-bye.
330
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,246
Beautiful costume, though.
331
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,625
[BAND PLAYING "YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE"]
332
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:40,263
♪ When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high ♪
333
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:45,435
♪ And don't be afraid of the dark ♪
334
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:50,815
♪ At the end of the storm
Is a golden sky ♪
335
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:56,363
♪ And the sweet silver song of a lark ♪
336
00:19:56,446 --> 00:20:01,326
♪ Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain ♪
337
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,452
[WIND HOWLING]
338
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:07,332
♪ Though your dreams be tossed and blown ♪
339
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:12,796
♪ Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart ♪
340
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:18,426
♪ And you'll never walk alone ♪
341
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:25,809
♪ You'll never walk alone ♪
342
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,977
[WIND HOWLING]
343
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,486
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
344
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,113
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
345
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,406
Kermit! Kermit!
346
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,283
-I've just learned a terrible thing.
-What now?
347
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,828
I just met that old gypsy woman
in the alley.
348
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,622
-Mm-hm.
-She made a dire prediction.
349
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,541
A dire prediction?
350
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,835
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
351
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,755
So, what was the dire prediction?
352
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:59,718
Well, the old gypsy woman said that
in the final stages of the curse,
353
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,845
everyone would turn Swedish.
354
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,638
[ALL GASP]
355
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:04,931
I don't believe it.
356
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:09,144
Girls, did you hear that? In the final
stages of the curse, we'll all be--
357
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:11,021
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
358
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,148
Gonzo!
359
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:16,484
Oh, it's happening already.
Gonzo just turned Swedish.
360
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:17,777
Soon everyone'll--
361
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:20,488
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
362
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:21,906
Oh, Scooter.
363
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,159
Scooter. Kermit, listen to Scooter. He--
364
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:25,744
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
365
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:29,873
Fozzie! Oh, no. Oh.
366
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:33,835
Listen to me, everybody. There's nothing
terrible about turning Swedish.
367
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,462
Some of my best friends are--
368
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,297
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
369
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,798
[ALL SHOUTING IN GIBBERISH]
370
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,217
[ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING]
371
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:47,390
[CHUCKLES]
372
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:51,186
Well, it looks like I'll have to introduce
the final number.
373
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:54,522
Everyone else around here
has turned Swedish.
374
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:57,317
Not all of us, you old bat. Some of us--
375
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,194
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
376
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:02,822
Now, you are too, you--
377
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,574
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
378
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:08,161
So much for that.
379
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:14,334
And, now, the closing number. Yay!
380
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,336
I always wanted to do that.
381
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:20,632
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING CLASSICAL MEDLEY]
382
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,869
[ALL SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
383
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,373
-Kermit?
-Hm?
384
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:58,086
Excuse me, is it true
that, uh, everyone is turning Swedish?
385
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:01,506
[BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
386
00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:19,566
We interrupt this entertainment
to bring you an important news bulletin.
387
00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:22,444
Not everyone on the show
is turning Swedish.
388
00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:24,946
I, for one, have remained my normal self.
389
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:28,783
There is one type person
unaffected by the curse.
390
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:30,035
I am that type.
391
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:33,663
The boring and stupid type person.
392
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:38,376
Well, uh, actually,
I am sort of starting to feel Swedish.
393
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:44,007
Smorgasbord. Stockholm.
Ingmar Bergman. Meatballs.
394
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,655
[BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
395
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:13,036
[IN ENGLISH] And I demand it now.
396
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,872
Wait a minute, I can talk.
The spell is broken.
397
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,124
We're saved!
398
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:21,586
Well, it's just that your time is up.
399
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:24,297
You guys only paid me
for the half-hour curse.
400
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:26,216
Well, thank goodness.
401
00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:27,467
Wait a second.
402
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:31,471
You mean you two geezers paid
for a gypsy curse to be put on our show?
403
00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:33,807
Yeah, but I didn't think
it would include us.
404
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:37,769
You want another hour?
It's only seven bucks.
405
00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:41,523
Will you get off the stage?
Come on, off the stage, off the stage.
406
00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:47,487
-Here, your seven dollars I promised.
-Ah.
407
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:50,740
So you want the curse back? You got it.
408
00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:53,326
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
409
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:06,047
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
410
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,559
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
411
00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:23,189
Jonathan Winters! Yay!
412
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:25,358
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
413
00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:30,280
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
414
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,621
The Muppet Show.
415
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,415
[ALL SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
416
00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:42,208
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
417
00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:20,955
[ALL SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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