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[KNOCKING]
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Oh, Anne? Anne Murray?
Fifteen seconds to curtain, Miss Murray.
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Thanks, Scooter.
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Say, is skateboarding allowed
in the theater?
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Nope. Strictly forbidden.
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It's for some dumb reason,
though I don't know why.
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Whoa!
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[DISHES CLATTERING]
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I just remembered the reason.
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It's The Muppet Show, with our
very special guest star, Anne Murray!
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[CHEERS]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[TRUMPETS]
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Another television first!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Thank you, thank you,
and welcome again to The Muppet Show!
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A terrific show we have for you tonight,
because our special guest
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is the lovely recording star
and entertainer, Miss Anne Murray!
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But before we meet Miss Murray,
we have a sensational opening number.
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I'm not going to tell you
anything about it,
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because I want it to be
a real surprise, and--
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[MOTOR REVVING]
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Just a second.
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Hey, uh... Hey, back there.
Would you turn off that, uh... chainsaw?
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Turn off the chainsaw.
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Kermit? Kermit, Kermit,
that's not a chainsaw.
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That's the motorcycle
for Miss Piggy's opening number.
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I know it's a motorcycle.
I was trying to keep it from the audience!
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[WHISPERS] Oh.
Gotcha, gotcha. I'll tell them.
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Uh, hey, hey guys, back there?
Uh, turn off that chainsaw!
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Got it.
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I don't know why I even try.
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Ladies and gentlemen, our opening number,
featuring Miss Piggy on a motorcycle.
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You blew it! It's not a motorcycle!
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♪ Round, round get around,
I get around, yeah ♪
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♪ Get around, round, round
I get around ♪
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♪ I get around from town to town ♪
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♪ I'm a real cool pig ♪
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♪ I'm makin' real good bread ♪
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♪ We're gettin' bugged drivin'
Up and down the same old strip ♪
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♪ I gotta find a new place
Where the kids are hip ♪
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Sing it, boys!
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♪My buddies and me
Are gettin' real well known ♪
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♪ Yeah, the bad guys know us
And they leave us alone ♪
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♪ Like to wheel around from town to town ♪
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♪ I'm a real cool pig ♪
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♪ I'm makin' real good bread ♪
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♪ I get around, round
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Wah-wah, ooh ♪
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♪ Wah-wah, ooh ♪
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♪ Wah-wah, ooh ♪
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♪ We always take our bikes
And we've never been beat ♪
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♪ And we've never yet missed
With the girls that we meet ♪
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Oh, yes!
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♪ None of the guys go steady
'Cause it wouldn't be right ♪
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♪ To leave your best girl home
On a Saturday night ♪
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♪ I get around from town to town ♪
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♪ I'm a real cool pig ♪
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♪ I'm makin' real good bread ♪
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-♪ I get around, I get around ♪
-♪ Round ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Round, round, get around
I get around ♪
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♪ Get around, round, round
I get around ♪
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♪ I get around ♪
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See you around!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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What do you think of pigs on bikes?
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I never have liked road hogs.
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"Road hogs"!
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Round, round, round. We got around that.
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That's a good number, guys.
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-Vroom, vroom, vroom!
-Cool it, porko. The number is over.
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Put-put-put-put-put-put-put.
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Oh, boy.
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-Kermie?
-Yeah?
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Oh, Kermie. You know, you and I
should have done that number together.
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You'd be very attractive
in the leather-and-goggle look.
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Well, I'd just need the leather.
I already got the goggle look.
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Yes, I just love your eyes. Oh!
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They're like two ping-pong balls
floating in a pond of green algae.
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[SIGHS]
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Must be true.
Everybody says the same thing.
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Whoa! I'm in trouble! I can't stop! Whoa!
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Try to run into something soft
and well-padded!
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Aaah! Miss Piggy!
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Hmm? Aaah!
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Uh, and now, ladies and gentlemen,
our very special guest--
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[PIGGY SCREAMING]
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[CRASHING]
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Uh, our very special guest
with one of my very favorite songs.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Anne Murray!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[BAND PLAYING "SNOWBIRD"]
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♪ Beneath its snowy mantle
Cold and clean ♪
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♪ The unborn grass lies waiting
For its gold to turn to green ♪
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♪The snowbird sings a song
He always sings ♪
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♪ And speaks to me of flowers
That will bloom again in spring ♪
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♪ When I was young
My heart was yearning, too ♪
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♪ And anything that it would tell me
That's the thing that I would do ♪
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♪ But now I feel such emptiness within ♪
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♪ For the thing that I want most in life's
The thing that I can't win ♪
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♪ Spread your tiny wings and fly away ♪
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♪ And take the snow back with you
Where it came from on that day ♪
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♪ The one I love forever is untrue ♪
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♪ And if I could, you know
That I would fly away with you ♪
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♪ The breeze along the river
Seems to say ♪
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♪ That he'll only break my heart again
Should I decide to stay ♪
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♪ So, little snowbird, take me with you
When you go ♪
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♪ To that land of gentle breezes
Where the peaceful waters flow ♪
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♪ Spread your tiny wings and fly away ♪
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♪ And take the snow back with you
Where it came from on that day ♪
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♪ The one I love forever is untrue ♪
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♪ And if I could, you know
That I would fly away with you ♪
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DODO:
Hidey ho, there!
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[CHUCKLING]
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Oh, heh, heh. Hi, there, pretty lady!
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Uh, singing to the snowbirds, huh?
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Um, yes. Who are you?
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Oh, I'm the dodo who lives around here.
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Well, this is a beautiful forest.
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Oh, really? They're tearing it all down.
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You're kidding.
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Nope, gonna build apartment houses.
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Yep, rip out the trees,
brick up the creek. Ha-ha-ha.
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Apartments everywhere!
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I didn't know birds
built apartment houses.
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Oh, yeah,
these are especially built for birds.
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-Oh?
-Yeah.
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They're "condor-miniums"! Ha-ha-ha!
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Uh, can I get on with my song now?
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Yeah, but you'd better sing fast.
The bulldozers are coming.
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♪ Yeah, if I could ♪
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♪ You know that I would
Fly away with you ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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-What were those little flying things?
-Snowbirds.
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Oh, it's snow good, either.
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Okay, great number.
That was just wonderful, Anne.
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-Thank you.
-Hey, what about me?
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Well, to be honest, I hate bird jokes.
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Oh, come on, Kermit.
He just did it for a lark.
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Oh, boy. Um-- Oh, Scooter?
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Would you tell the Mexican hat dancers
they're on next?
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-Oh, I did.
-Good.
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You're not riding your skateboard
up there, are you?
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Nope, I left it downstairs.
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Oh, good. Uh...
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[YELLS THEN GRUNTS]
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[DANCERS LAUGHING]
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Ah, you think that's funny, huh?
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-Sí. Mucho. Ha, ha!
-Mucho. Ha-ha!
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Yeah, well, here's
another mucho ha-ha for you.
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Your set is ruined and the Mexican
hat dance number has to be canceled.
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Aw! Doña Maria!
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And now for this Muppet News Flash.
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Muppet Labs announced today the invention
of a new hair-trigger exploding paper.
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The paper was inscribed
with the following message, quote,
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"Muppet Labs announced today the invention
of a new hair-trigger exploding paper."
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Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
there's been a last-minute program change.
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Uh, the Mexican hat dancers
have graciously stepped aside--
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[DANCERS SHOUTING]
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Uh... Ahem.
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So that, uh, we may present
the following piece of weirdness.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Trudge, trudge, trudge, trudge.
Trudge, trudge, trudge, trudge.
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Trudge, trudge, trudge, trudge.
Trudge, trudge.
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Streak! Streak!
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Trudge, trudge, trudge, trudge.
Trudge, trudge.
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Streak! Streak!
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Wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder.
Wonder, wonder.
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Streak! Streak!
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Trudge. Wonder. Trudge. Wonder.
Trudge. Wonder.
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Streak! Streak!
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Wonder. Fuss. Wonder. Fume. Wonder. Fret.
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Streak! Streak!
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Fuss. Fume. Fuss. Fret. Fret. Fume.
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Smash! Smash!
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-Groan. Groan.
-Chuckle. Chuckle.
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Moan. Whimper. Groan. Whimper.
Moan. Whimper.
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-Gloat. Gloat.
-Moan. Whimper.
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-Chuckle. Gloat.
-Groan. Whimper.
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-Giggle. Gloat.
-Moan.
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-Giggle.
-Groan.
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-Chuckle. Gloat.
-Whimper.
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Smash! Smash!
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Bash! Bash!
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-Crash! Crash!
-Mash! Mash!
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Smash!
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Smash!
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-Pain.
-Ache.
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-Hurt.
-Whimper.
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[BOTH GROANING]
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Pacify. Pacify.
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Compromise? Compromise?
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-Deal?
-Deal.
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-Trudge, trudge.
-Streak! Streak!
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-Trudge, trudge.
-Streak! Streak!
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-Trudge.
-Streak-a!
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-Trudge, trudge.
-Streak-a! Streak-a!
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-Trudge, trudge.
-Trudge, streak-a!
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-Trudge, streak-a!
-Streak-a, trudge!
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♪ Trudge, streak-a, streak-a, trudge
Trudge, streak-a ♪
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♪ Streak-a, streak-a, trudge, trudge
Trudge, streak-a, streak-a, trudge ♪
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♪ Trudge, trudge, and trudge, streak! ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Now, here he is, ladies and gentlemen.
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Direct from a record-breaking
two-day engagement
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at the Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
parrot jungle,
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Milton Miller
and his Farmyard Philharmonic Trio! Yay!
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC]
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♪ The was an old man
And he had an old sow ♪
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-[ANIMALS VOCALIZING]
-♪ Say ow, ow, idle-e-dow ♪
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♪ Suzanne is a funnyful man ♪
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♪ Say lassie go ring, say low
Suzanne is a funnyful man ♪
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♪ Man, idle-e-dan
Suzanne is a funnyful man ♪
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Oh, this here a lovely little song,
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and we want y'all to sing along,
the whole audience. Here we go.
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♪ Now this old sow had three little pigs
Igs, igs, idle-e-digs ♪
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♪ Suzanne is a funnyful man ♪
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♪ Say lassie go ring, say low
Suzanne is a funnyful man ♪
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♪ Man, idle-e-dan
Suzanne is a funnyful man ♪
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Uh, now, listen,
some of you folks aren't singing.
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I want to hear y'all now. Here we go.
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♪ Now these three pigs
They made their best ham ♪
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♪ Am, am, ardl-e-darn
Suzanne is a funny old man ♪
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♪ Say lassie go ring, say low ♪
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♪ Suzanne is a funnyful man
Man, idle-e-dan ♪
235
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,803
♪ Suzanne is a funny old man ♪
236
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:08,598
Oh, you folks aren't singing there now.
Let's hear y'all.
237
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,892
Here we go. Last rhyme.
238
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,895
♪ These three little pigs
They had to be stuck ♪
239
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:19,192
♪ Uck, uck, idle-e-duck
Suzanne is a funny old man ♪
240
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:24,322
♪ Say lassie go ring, say low
Suzanne is a funnyful man ♪
241
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:28,451
♪ Man, idle-e-dan
Suzanne is a funnyful man ♪
242
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:34,040
Oh, what's the matter with you people?
How come you don't sing?
243
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:38,294
-Because this is a dumb song.
-Yeah!
244
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:42,841
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
245
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,467
Come in.
246
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,137
Uh, excuse me, Miss, uh...
247
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,139
-Murray.
-Yeah.
248
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,893
Miss Murray, I'm, uh...
249
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,479
-Zoot.
-Yeah. Yeah.
250
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,149
And I just came up to your, uh...
251
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,359
-Dressing room?
-Yeah.
252
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,696
Because I was looking for my, uh...
253
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:08,283
-Saxophone.
-Yeah.
254
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,118
Anything else you wanna know?
255
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,037
No, that about covers it.
256
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,373
You know, there's just one way
to keep from losing that thing.
257
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,833
What's that?
258
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,251
Keep blowing it.
259
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,837
Good thinking.
260
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,964
[PLAYING "WALK RIGHT BACK"]
261
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,889
♪ I want you to tell me ♪
262
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:35,477
♪ Why you walked out on me ♪
263
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:40,148
♪ I'm so lonesome every day ♪
264
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,861
♪ I want you to know ♪
265
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:49,574
♪ That since you walked out on me ♪
266
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:55,622
♪ Nothing seems to be the same old way ♪
267
00:15:56,915 --> 00:16:03,254
♪ Think about the love that burns
Within my heart for you ♪
268
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:09,844
♪ The good times we had
Before you went away from me ♪
269
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,766
♪ Walk right back to me this minute ♪
270
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:18,019
♪ Bring your love to me don't send it ♪
271
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,815
♪ I'm so lonesome every day ♪
272
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,199
♪ I want you to tell me ♪
273
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:35,453
♪ Why you walked out on me ♪
274
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:40,750
♪ I'm so lonesome every day ♪
275
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,796
♪ I want you to know ♪
276
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:49,467
♪ That since you walked out on me ♪
277
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:55,390
♪ Nothing seems to be the same old way ♪
278
00:16:56,599 --> 00:17:02,856
♪ Think about the love that burns
Within my heart for you ♪
279
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:09,654
♪ The good times we had
Before you went on from me ♪
280
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:14,284
♪ Walk right back to me this minute ♪
281
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,495
♪ Bring your love to me don't send it ♪
282
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:22,417
♪ I'm so lonesome every day ♪
283
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,294
Take it, Zoot.
284
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:38,391
♪ I'm so lonesome every day ♪
285
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,439
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
286
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,320
For sure.
287
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,572
That's very nice, uh...
288
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,616
-Zoot.
-Yeah.
289
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,745
[MONSTERS MUMBLING]
290
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:02,248
Are those guys still here?
They finished their number a while ago.
291
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:05,794
-Why don't they go home?
-They say they want transportation.
292
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,420
Transportation?
293
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:11,216
Yeah, they say they're waiting
for their chauffeur.
294
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,803
There seems to be
some misunderstanding here.
295
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,347
-You see, we never, ever--
-Never, ever, ever!
296
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,890
[KERMIT SHOUTING]
297
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:23,103
Absolutely never fail
to provide transportation!
298
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:25,438
Uh, your chauffeur's name is Scooter!
299
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,190
SCOOTER:
Huh? Oh, okay, boss!
300
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,276
Why don't you wait there by the door,
and he'll come and pick you up.
301
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,403
[GRUMBLING]
302
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,529
Scooter?
303
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,197
Whoa! Ready!
304
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,491
Uh, your passengers are down there
by the door.
305
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,953
Okay. Whoa!
306
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,250
[MUPPET SPORTS THEME PLAYING]
307
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:55,760
Welcome again to the wild world
of Muppet Sports.
308
00:18:55,844 --> 00:19:00,306
Louis Kazagger here in Glasgow, Scotland,
where Angus MacGregor
309
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:05,311
is about to attempt to break
the world record for bagpipe eating.
310
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:10,567
And there's Angus,
obviously at the peak of his form.
311
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,777
And there's the bagpipe.
312
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,575
And they're off!
313
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:22,454
Angus bends back
for a tremendous first bite and overhand.
314
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:23,872
[BAGPIPE PLAYING]
315
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,290
And oh, no, wait!
316
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:29,419
Stop! Don't eat that bagpipe.
It's not dead yet!
317
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,338
[YELLING]
318
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:36,009
Somehow MacGregor has gotten hold
of a live bagpipe,
319
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:39,095
one of the deadliest creatures
known to man!
320
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,098
Wait! This is incredible.
321
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:45,101
MacGregor seems to be getting
the upper hand!
322
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:49,356
Yes, it's true, and here it is!
323
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:52,442
A genuine Highland Fling!
324
00:19:56,321 --> 00:20:02,619
And there you have it, folks.
One of the most astounding feats ever!
325
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:08,375
Oh, no! It's that--
Oh, they're re-bagging! Oh, help!
326
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:13,630
-Whoa!
-Huh?
327
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,799
[SCREAMS]
328
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,345
-Sheesh. Hey, Kermit?
-Uh, yeah?
329
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,597
Can we do some skateboard tricks onstage?
330
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:26,393
Maybe next week, Scooter. We're just about
to do the closing number now.
331
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,520
Gee. My uncle, who owns this theater,
332
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:31,439
who's in the audience tonight,
who won't be here next week
333
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,359
because he's talking to his accountant
about a big rent increase,
334
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:37,112
-Yeah.
-would be very disappointed.
335
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:39,406
[SIGHS]
336
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:43,284
Shouldn't you be getting your skateboard
ready for the closing number?
337
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,994
Oh, thanks, chief!
338
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,749
Some chief.
Taking orders from the papoose.
339
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,088
Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
and, of course, Scooter's uncle,
340
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:59,217
once again, it is time for our guest star
and our skateboards.
341
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:03,179
So let's have a really big hand
for Miss Anne Murray! Yeah!
342
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,974
[CHEERING]
343
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,143
[PLAYING "EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN"]
344
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:16,860
♪ When trumpets were mellow ♪
345
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:21,573
♪ And every gal only had one fellow ♪
346
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:25,076
♪ No need to remember when ♪
347
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:29,497
♪ 'Cause everything old is new again ♪
348
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:39,507
♪ Dancin' at your
Long Island Jazz Age parties ♪
349
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:44,262
♪ Waiter, bring us some more Bacardis ♪
350
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:47,724
♪ Order now what they ordered then ♪
351
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:52,228
♪ 'Cause everything old is new again ♪
352
00:21:56,691 --> 00:22:02,489
♪ Get out your white suit
Your top hat and tails ♪
353
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:06,868
♪ Let's go backwards when forward fails ♪
354
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:11,373
♪ And movie stars
You thought were long dead ♪
355
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:15,126
♪ Have them framed beside your bed ♪
356
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:20,507
♪ Don't throw the past away ♪
357
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:25,261
♪ You might need it some rainy day ♪
358
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:28,723
♪ Dreams can come true again ♪
359
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:33,311
♪ When everything old is new again ♪
360
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:38,733
♪ Get out your white suit
Your top hat and tails ♪
361
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:43,363
♪ And put it on backwards
When forward fails ♪
362
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:48,034
♪ And leave Greta Garbo alone ♪
363
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:51,663
♪ And be a movie star on your own ♪
364
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:55,166
[ALL SHOUTING]
365
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:09,764
♪ And be a movie star on your own ♪
366
00:23:09,848 --> 00:23:15,353
♪ And don't throw the past away ♪
367
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:19,983
♪ You might need it some rainy day ♪
368
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,945
♪ Dreams can come true again ♪
369
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:28,074
♪ When everything old is new again ♪
370
00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:37,584
♪ When everything old is new again ♪
371
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,004
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
372
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:53,350
[SHOUTING]
373
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:56,728
This is easier than I thought. Whoa!
374
00:23:56,811 --> 00:24:00,231
Anyway, it's time to go,
but we can't until we've said goodbye
375
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:04,402
to a wonderful lady and a great singer.
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Anne Murray!
376
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,821
Whoa!
377
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,990
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
378
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,076
Thank you, Kermit.
379
00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:14,871
You know, it's been a lot of fun.
You people are just wonderful.
380
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,081
[YELLS]
381
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,332
[CYMBALS CRASH]
382
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,958
Kermit, are you all right?
383
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:20,418
[KERMIT GROANING]
384
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:24,464
[ECHOING] Yeah. We'll see you next time
on The Muppet Show!
385
00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:29,135
Oh, thanks a lot, Anne.
386
00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:30,970
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
387
00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:08,591
Something doesn't
have to be funny to be good.
388
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:11,720
-What'd you think of this show?
-It was good!
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