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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Cheryl Ladd. Cheryl Ladd?
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Twenty seconds to curtain, Miss Ladd.
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Oh, thank you, Scooter.
I just can't seem to get my costume off.
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Off? You're supposed to put it on.
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I know, but, uh...
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first he takes it off
and then I'll put it on.
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It's The Muppet Show, with our
very special guest star, Cheryl Ladd!
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[CHEERS]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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Hey, would you guys be quiet?
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We're trying to heckle up here!
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[ALARM CLOCK BELL RINGING]
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Thank you, thank you, thank you
and welcome again to The Muppet Show.
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Tonight our special guest is one
of the loveliest and most talented ladies
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of the entire entertainment world,
Cheryl Ladd.
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But first, onstage,
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Miss Piggy and Link Hogthrob
in a steamy jungle number.
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Many people nowadays
are returning to the natural life
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in search of peace and tranquility.
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Well, this may change their mind.
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[BIRDS WHOOPING AND TWITTERING]
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♪ Suntanned, windblown ♪
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♪ Honeymooners at last alone ♪
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♪ Feeling ♪
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♪ Far above par ♪
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♪ Oh, how lucky ♪
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♪ We are ♪
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♪ While I give to you ♪
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♪ And you give to me ♪
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♪ True love ♪
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♪ True lo... ♪
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[GRUNTS]
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♪ So on and on ♪
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♪ Will it always be ♪
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♪ True love ♪
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♪ True love ♪
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♪ For you and I have a guardian angel ♪
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♪ On high with nothing to... ♪
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[SQUAWKING, GROWLING]
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♪ But to give to you and you give to me ♪
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♪ Love forever... ♪
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[GIBBERING, SQUAWKING, ROARING]
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♪ For you and I ♪
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♪ Have a guardian angel ♪
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♪ On high ♪
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♪ With nothing to do ♪
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♪ But to give to me ♪
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♪ What I give to you ♪
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[ANIMAL SOUNDS INTENSIFY]
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♪ Love forever ♪
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Knock it off!
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♪ Love forever ♪
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♪ True ♪
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Me Waldorf, you Statler.
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No, you Waldorf, me sick.
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-Okay, nicely sung, Piggy.
-Thank you, Kermie.
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Yes, nicely sung, chimp.
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[LINK YELLS]
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[CRASHING]
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And nicely swung, Link.
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Uh, Rowlf, on-stage for your piano piece.
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-I'm ready. Don't worry. It'll be great.
-Mm-hm.
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It won't be great.
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Good, yes, but he plays it too fortissimo.
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[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING NEARBY]
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Whatever you say.
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Kermit, Kermit, excuse... Hi.
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Uh, Kermit, excuse me, but are you busy?
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I'm doing that introduction
for Cheryl Ladd.
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Good. Listen, uh, I've been reading
a book here on self-improvement.
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And it says...
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It says I should ask my boss...
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That's you.
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Uh, to make a list of my good points
and my bad points.
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Fozzie, you don't want me to do that.
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Oh, but Kermit, I do.
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You see, it will help me to grow
into a more mature and adult bear.
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Well, okay, if you really want me to.
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Oh, thank you, Kermit. Thank you.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Went pretty good, Kermit.
But I think I played it too fortissimo.
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What did I tell you?
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Kermit, excuse me. Kermit.
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-You know that list?
-Yeah.
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Well, when you make it,
you know, really, really be honest.
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Okay? But, uh, gentle.
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How can you gently run over someone
with a truck?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
our guest star tonight is best known
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for her dazzling performances
on television.
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But acting is only one of the things
she does well.
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See for yourself.
Here she is, Cheryl Ladd!
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♪ Do you hear the beat? ♪
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♪ Away down the street? ♪
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♪ Do you hear the neat little rhythm
Of the happy dancing feet? ♪
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♪ Well now, look there
The people are running ♪
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♪ And right now
They're gonna have a lot of fun ♪
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♪ Make way 'cause everybody's comin'
And you'll see the big parade ♪
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♪ Make room, gimme some air
I got some rhythm to spare ♪
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♪ We'll all swing high ♪
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♪ Swing low ♪
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♪ Everybody's rockin' to and fro ♪
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♪ It ain't fast or slow ♪
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♪ But, oh, that... ♪
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Ah!
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♪ They're doing it, soft-shoeing it ♪
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♪ They're trying it, untying it ♪
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♪ They're jiving it, reviving it ♪
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♪ I tell you ♪
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♪ They're strutting it, rug-cutting it ♪
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♪ They're shaking it and breaking it ♪
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♪ Dad! Not bad! ♪
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♪ I'm glad! You dig! ♪
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♪ Hear now ♪
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♪ It's loud and clear now ♪
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♪ I really get a thrill ♪
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♪ I know I always will ♪
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♪ Whenever I can hear the rhythm
Of a band ♪
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♪ Louisiana band
Gotta get a hand ♪
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♪ The South Rampart Street ♪
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♪ Parade ♪
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Yeah.
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Okay, Pigs in Space next.
Set up Pigs in Space.
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Okay, boy, that was a great number.
That Cheryl Ladd is terrific.
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Yes, but that trumpet player
kept going flat.
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If I remember my history,
Beethoven was supposed to be deaf.
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I'm not Beethoven, dummy.
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I'm a bust of Beethoven.
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Of course.
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It's a job.
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You gotta do something for a living,
and I'm a bust of Beethoven.
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Any more questions?
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No, no, no, nothing. Just forget the...
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Kermit, excuse me.
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-What?
-Excuse me.
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Uh, Kermit, have you finished that list,
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you know, with my good points
and my bad points?
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Well, not yet.
I just made a few notes and...
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Oh, oh, oh, a few notes, yes. Let's see.
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Um... Uh...
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Kermit, you're kidding!
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You don't really think that I...
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Oh, no.
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Not that. Kermit. Look at this, look.
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-Yeah, but...
-I don't believe this.
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Okay, sometimes I may be a little...
Oh, Kermit, not this.
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Well, uh, Fozzie,
I think I better explain. You see...
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Oh, no. Kermit, it's okay. It's okay.
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I can understand how you might think
that I have these bad points.
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Oh, well, actually that list
is your good points.
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Uh, I think I better
go get a cup of coffee.
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You wanna talk bad points?
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Let's start with that crummy hat
you always wear.
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[GROWLS]
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NARRATOR:
And now,
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[ECHOING] Pigs in Space!
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When last we left the Swinetrek,
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Dr. Strangepork was on the verge
of completing his mysterious experiment.
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Well, Link, this is it.
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At last my work is completed,
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and I can present the universe
with this little baby.
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Well, what is it?
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-It's a pill that makes pigs invisible.
-Hmm.
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What a wonderful and useful invention.
Let's try it.
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Oh, certainly.
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Well, here's looking at you.
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But not for long. Hee-hee-hee.
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LINK:
This is weird.
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STRANGEPORK:
Well, I think it's peachy neat.
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LINK:
I think I'm gonna have to sit down.
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Link, Link. Strangepork.
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Hmm. No one on the bridge. Strange.
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[STRANGEPORK GIGGLING]
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LINK:
Shh.
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Hello? Link?
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Hello?
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Well, I'll just use the intercom.
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[LINK GRUNTS, PIGGY SHRIEKS]
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I'd say this chair was due
for a spell of leave.
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Testing, one, two, three.
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Hogthrob to the bridge.
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Hogthrob to...
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What the hey?
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I know that hit!
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[GIGGLES]
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Strangepork!
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Link!
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-The pills are beginning to wear off.
-Mm-hm.
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Pills? What do you mean--?
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Aha. I get it.
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Okay, how'd you like a taste
of your own medicine?
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[LAUGHS]
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Uh, what do you think she's planning?
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I don't know, Link,
but let's not stick around to find out!
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-Yeah.
PIGGY: Link?
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-Huh?
-Hi-yah!
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[GRUNTS]
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Uh-oh. Too late. We found out.
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PIGGY:
Hi-yah!
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Hi-yah!
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Excusez-moi, Cheryl. Are you busy?
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Oh, no, Miss Piggy. Come in.
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Ah, thank you.
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Oh, by the way, I borrowed some
of your perfume. I hope you don't mind.
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Oh, that stuff's okay.
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Oh. I'm so glad you came in
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because there was something
I wanted to talk to you about.
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Oh? Tell me. Yes?
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-Oh...
-No, go ahead.
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Oh, come on.
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I am really a big fan of yours.
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Of course.
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Although, I am a bit surprised.
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You see, most women
are insanely jealous of me.
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Oh. Well, I can understand that.
You certainly are a threat.
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Beauty can be a curse.
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Would you like to know
what I admire most about you?
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Well, ahem...
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I'd like to guess.
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My big blue eyes?
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My beautiful blond hair?
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My sylphlike figure?
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Nope, your chops.
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What?
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Your chops. Your karate chops.
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Oh, yeah, like that. Oh, yes, of course.
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You're really super.
I've seen you in action.
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Well, I've seen you deck
a few baddies yourself.
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After all, we have to protect ourselves.
We are just helpless girls.
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-Ready?
-Ready.
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♪ I'm a girl
And by me that's only great! ♪
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♪ I am proud that my silhouette is curvy ♪
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♪ I walk with a sweet and girlish gait ♪
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♪ With my hips kinda swivelly and swervy ♪
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♪ I adore being dressed
In something frilly ♪
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♪ When my date comes to get me
At my place ♪
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♪ Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy ♪
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♪ Like a filly who is ready for the race ♪
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Oh, oh. This is the dummy I practice on.
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Oh, Cheryl, how sweet.
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I have a dummy, too.
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Kermie!
254
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Yeah? What do you want?
255
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Now, sweetie, just trust me.
256
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-Ready?
-Right.
257
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♪ When I have a brand-new hairdo ♪
258
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,036
♪ With my eyelashes all in curl ♪
259
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:15,498
♪ I float like the clouds on air do ♪
260
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:19,294
♪ I enjoy being a girl ♪
261
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,839
♪ When men say I'm cute and funny ♪
262
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:23,965
Hi-yah!
263
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:27,177
♪ And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearls ♪
264
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,138
♪ I just lap it up like ♪
265
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:31,973
♪ Honey ♪
266
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:35,560
♪ I enjoy being a girl ♪
267
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:40,190
♪ I flip when a fellow sends me flowers ♪
268
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,193
♪ I drool over dresses made of lace ♪
269
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,989
♪ I talk on the telephone for hours ♪
270
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:51,117
♪ With a pound and a half of cream
Upon his face ♪
271
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,285
What?
272
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,536
Aah!
273
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:58,041
♪ I'm strictly a female female ♪
274
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,544
♪ And my future I hope will be ♪
275
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,965
♪ In the home of a brave and free male ♪
276
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:10,136
♪ Who'll enjoy being a guy ♪
277
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,639
♪ Having a girl ♪
278
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:19,020
♪ Like me ♪
279
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,278
Huh. Lemon meringue.
280
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,448
Okay, Gonzo, stand by
for your hypnotism act.
281
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:33,076
Chickens, what are you doing here?
Shoo, shoo, shoo!
282
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,912
-Kermit! Kermit! Be careful!
-What? What?
283
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,623
Those chickens are hypnotized.
284
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,709
Hypnotized chickens?
285
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,962
Yes. They're in my power.
286
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,173
Gonzo.
287
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,758
I don't believe this.
288
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:49,926
Oh, sure.
289
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:54,597
See, I hypnotize them and then I can
get them to do anything I want.
290
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,141
Oh, like what?
291
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,143
Animal impressions.
292
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,352
Puppy dog.
293
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CHICKENS:
Bark-bark. Bark-bark. Bark-bark.
294
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,524
Gonzo, that is terrible.
295
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:08,319
I'm not even gonna introduce you
for a crummy act like that.
296
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:09,654
Sic him.
297
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:12,991
CHICKENS:
Bow-wow, bow-wow, bow-wow.
298
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,952
Down! Down! Down!
299
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,663
Okay, okay, okay, I'll introduce him.
300
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,248
Meow.
301
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,335
Anyhow, here he is, ladies and gentlemen.
302
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:27,297
Your own, and you're welcome to him,
Gonzo the Great!
303
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,591
Off, off, off, off.
304
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,634
[SPARSE APPLAUSE]
305
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,554
Thank you, thank you.
306
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,308
And now, students of the occult,
307
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,644
I shall demonstrate my amazing
308
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,772
powers of hypnosis.
309
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:47,233
I shall place a member
of the audience in a trance.
310
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:52,155
Aided only by the mysterious strength
of hypnotic suggestion,
311
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:56,034
my subject will support,
with only one hand,
312
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,704
this 5000-pound weight.
313
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:04,334
Who will be the first lucky volunteer?
314
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,298
Well, it's just a question
of mind over matter.
315
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:14,094
That's right!
You don't mind and we don't matter.
316
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,721
You'll live to regret this!
317
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,932
We intend to!
318
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,352
I just don't understand you people!
319
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,855
Immortality is up for grabs!
320
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,401
But you don't deserve it.
321
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,152
No, but you do.
322
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,906
What a terrific idea!
323
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,283
I'll hypnotize myself.
324
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,577
I'll go down in history!
325
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,621
[DRUMROLL]
326
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,416
Look deep into my eyes.
327
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,420
Make my mind a complete blank.
328
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:51,172
My eyelids are getting heavy.
329
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,260
I am falling into my power.
330
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:59,848
When I count to three,
I will have the strength of an army.
331
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:03,601
One, two, three.
332
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,103
[CYMBAL CRASH]
333
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,613
Release the ropes!
334
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,662
That's very impressive.
But how do you get out of it?
335
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,247
It's simple.
336
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,916
I just snap my fingers.
337
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,084
[SNAPS FINGERS]
338
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,922
[GRUNTING]
339
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:38,595
Hey, Kermit! It went terrific!
340
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:43,558
He says it went terrific,
but I know how he really feels.
341
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:44,684
How's that?
342
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:47,145
-About so high.
-So high.
343
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,982
Okay, that was a, uh, nice one, Gonzo.
344
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,234
It was a triumph.
345
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,487
I don't know where you find
these acts to do.
346
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,156
Oh, I just keep my ear to the ground.
347
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,992
It looks like it.
348
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:06,748
You will all be happy to know
that Gonzo did survive that last act
349
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:10,377
and is about to embark
on a new career as a lump.
350
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,547
But now it's time for our closing number.
Are we ready back there?
351
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,424
MUPPET:
Who wants to know?
352
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:17,550
I do!
353
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,928
MUPPET:
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, sorry, boss. Yeah.
354
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,640
Ladies and gentlemen,
the wonderful Miss Cheryl Ladd!
355
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,816
♪ Sunshine ♪
356
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,527
♪ On my shoulders ♪
357
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:39,322
♪ Makes me happy ♪
358
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,285
♪ Sunshine ♪
359
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,829
♪ In my eyes ♪
360
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:50,750
♪ Can make me cry ♪
361
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,089
♪ Sunshine ♪
362
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,758
♪ On the water ♪
363
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,929
♪ Looks so lovely ♪
364
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,267
♪ Sunshine ♪
365
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,145
♪ Almost always ♪
366
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:14,190
♪ Makes me high ♪
367
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:20,238
♪ If I had a day ♪
368
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,948
[HUMMING]
369
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:25,118
♪ That I could give you ♪
370
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,957
♪ I'd give to you ♪
371
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:36,254
♪ A day just like today ♪
372
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:44,596
♪ And if I had a song ♪
373
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:49,726
♪ That I could sing for you ♪
374
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,064
♪ I'd sing a song ♪
375
00:21:54,856 --> 00:22:01,029
♪ To make you feel this way ♪
376
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,909
♪ Sunshine ♪
377
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,371
♪ On my shoulders ♪
378
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:12,749
♪ Makes me happy ♪
379
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,796
♪ Sunshine ♪
380
00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:20,590
♪ In my eyes ♪
381
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:26,262
♪ Can make me cry ♪
382
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,015
♪ Sunshine ♪
383
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:32,143
♪ On the water ♪
384
00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:37,399
♪ Looks so lovely ♪
385
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,403
♪ Sunshine ♪
386
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,656
♪ Almost always ♪
387
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:51,705
♪ Makes me high ♪
388
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:02,841
It looks like we've come down
to the end of another one.
389
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:07,387
But before we go, let us have a warm
thank-you for our very special guest,
390
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:08,722
Miss Cheryl Ladd.
391
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:09,931
Yay!
392
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,433
[CHEERING]
393
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,940
Kermit, I just wanted
to tell you thank you.
394
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:21,568
I have had so much fun
working with the Muppets.
395
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:24,112
I wanna thank each of you.
Starting from the top.
396
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:27,282
Oh, no. That means I'm last.
397
00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:30,994
Hey, Gonzo, don't be such a baby. Grow up.
398
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,996
I'm trying, I'm trying.
399
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:36,499
Okay, we'll see you next time
on The Muppet Show!
400
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,959
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
401
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:40,670
It was really great to have you here.
402
00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:18,541
Well, let's go while the going's good.
403
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,169
Well, I'm glad something's good tonight.
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