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Rich Little! Oh, Rich Little!
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Forty-five seconds to curtain, Mr. Little.
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RICH:
Ah, yes, yes.
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Godfrey Daniels! Send for a shepherd.
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There seems to be a pig
in my dressing room.
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Gee, that was W.C. Fields.
Where's Rich Little?
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Of all the gin joints
in all the towns in all the world,
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I had to walk into this infested hole.
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Here's looking at... At you, kid.
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Wow, Humphrey Bogart.
But where's Rich Little?
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I'll be ready, Scooter, little buddy.
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Boy, Rich Little
does impressions of everybody.
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It's The Muppet Show, with our very
special guest star, Mr. Rich Little.
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the light ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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I've seen enough. Let's leave.
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ On the most sensational, inspirational
Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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Okay, greetings, greetings,
sayeth the frog,
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and welcome to another half hour
of whatever this is.
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Uh, for tonight, we tried to book every
internationally known superstar
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to appear on our stage at the same time.
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Uh, they couldn't make it.
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Yeah, baby-sitting problems
and stuff like that, I guess.
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Actually, we did get one star,
and he's enough,
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because he can become
all of the other ones.
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Naturally, I'm referring to the
master impressionist, Mr. Rich Little.
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But before we see him,
how about a little Chanson D'Amour, hmm?
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[BAND PLAYING]
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♪ Chanson d'amour ♪
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♪ Rat, ta-da, ta-da ♪
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♪ Play encore ♪
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♪ Here in my heart ♪
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♪ Rat, ta-da, ta-da ♪
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♪ More and more ♪
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♪ Rat, ta-da, ta-da ♪
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♪ Each time I hear ♪
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♪ Rat, ta-da, ta-da ♪
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♪ Chanson, chanson d'amour ♪
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♪ Ever time I hear ♪
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♪ Chanson, chanson d'amour ♪
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Uh-- Oh, what'd I miss?
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Oh, nothing, they just bombed again.
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Hey, very sensitive, Crazy Harry.
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You certainly have a way with a lyric.
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Hey, Kermit. Kermit, have you seen
any chickens around here today?
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Chickens? Gonzo, why would there
be any chickens around here?
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Well, I'm auditioning
for my new dancing chicken act.
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It's gonna be sensational.
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A dancing chicken act? Gonzo,
I've never heard of anything as ridiculous
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as a dancing chicken.
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How about a talking frog?
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Be wise, Gonzo.
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Well, look, I advertised
for dancing chickens in the paper.
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So the minute they show up, just
send them back to the prop room, okay?
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-Yeah.
-Thank you.
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Sure, send the chickens
to the prop room. Ad in the paper?
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Chickens can't read.
Frogs, yes, but chickens, never.
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Uh, yeah, well, the...
The prop room is down there.
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It's the second door on your left, sir.
Or madam.
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Okay, it's guest star time
on the old Muppet Show.
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So here he is, the only man I know
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who can be anyone
he feels like, Mr. Rich Little!
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Thank you, thank you.
It's great to be here.
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I'd like to start off this evening
by doing my impression
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of truly one of the great comedians
of our time.
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[MIMICS FOZZIE LAUGHING]
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[AS FOZZIE]
Hiya, hiya, hiya!
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It's great to see you happy folks
'cause I'm the bear
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with the snappy jokes.
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Hey, that's terrific, just great!
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Yeah, the voice is perfect.
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And the jokes are perfectly awful!
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Hey, look, I'm down here
pretending to be a bear.
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They're up there pretending to be alive!
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Very good!
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Yeah, but watch it, Rich, you'll
blow the impression by being funny.
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[AS STATLER] You mean you're not
impressed with these impressions?
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Was that you or him?
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I couldn't tell, this guy's good.
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[AS FOZZIE] But let me tell you, folks,
a funny thing happened
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on the way to the theatre.
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I'm coming through a crowd
at the stage door when suddenly...
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Don't tell me, I know. Uh...
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Bob Hope!
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Milton Berle.
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Jack Benny?
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Will you get out of here?
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[AS KERMIT] Sorry for the interruption,
folks, Kermit the Frog here.
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We've got a really great show
lined up for you tonight,
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featuring Gonzo and the flying cheese,
plus the state of New Jersey.
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Uh-- Oh, uh, gee, look...
Look who's here.
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Rich, it's you.
Hey, I was in the dressing room
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and I heard you on-stage and for a second
thought I had grown a new me.
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[AS PIGGY] Hello, Kermie.
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What?
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Kissy-kissy.
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Hey, that's terrific.
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If you don't let me
sing tonight on the show...
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I'll rip off your flippers!
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Uh, please, Piggy.
I mean, Rich. This is all...
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I heard you out here talking
to another woman! Where is she?
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Uh, no, Piggy, that was Rich Little.
Wasn't it, Rich?
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Hey, no, it wasn't me.
I just got here myself.
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-I thought so, swamp face!
-But...
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Hi-yah!
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[AS PIGGY] Hmm. Watch what you do
to my frog, bacon-hips.
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Hi-yah!
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[SCREAMS]
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Oh, what a performance!
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And what a finish,
right into the orchestra pit.
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Yeah, good old Rich Little.
Who else can do impressions
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and break a piano in two with his head?
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Okay, who's next? Come on in.
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[CLUCKS]
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All right, we're auditioning here
for a new dancing chicken act.
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So naturally, I want to see you hoof.
Hit it, Rowlf.
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Okay, can you do a little time step?
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No, you can't do a little time step.
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-How about the turkey trot?
-[CLUCKS]
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Nope.
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Okay, let's see you cross over here.
Come on.
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One, two, three, four.
At least do something.
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Okay, don't call us, we'll call you.
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Nice legs, though.
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[BALLROOM DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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I've heard that dancing is good for you,
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that it can add 10 years to your life.
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I believe it. Dancing with you,
I've aged 10 years.
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Tell me if I'm holding you too tight.
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I say, tell me
if I'm holding you too tight.
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Now you tell me.
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Oh, look at that.
You should call him a doctor.
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Okay. You're a doctor.
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[ANIMAL GRUNTING]
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Excuse... Excuse me.
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Will you stop trying to cut in?
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Hi-yah!
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[GROANING]
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What's the quickest way out of here?
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Through the roof.
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[LAUGHING]
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[PLAYING MELANCHOLY TUNE]
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♪ I'm a young girl
And have just come over ♪
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♪ Over from the country
Where they do things big ♪
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♪ And amongst the boys I've got a lover ♪
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♪ And since I've got a lover
Why, I don't care a fig ♪
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♪ The boy I love is up in the gallery ♪
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♪ The boy I love is looking now at me ♪
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♪ There he is, can't you see ♪
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♪ Waving of his handkerchief ♪
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♪ Merry as a robin that sings on a tree ♪
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♪ Now if I were a duchess
And had a lot of money ♪
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♪ I'd give it to the boy
That's going to marry me ♪
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♪ But I haven't got a penny
So we'll live on love and kisses ♪
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♪ And be just as happy
As the birds on the tree ♪
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Join in, everyone.
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♪ The boy I love is up in the gallery ♪
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♪ The boy I love is looking now at me ♪
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ROWLF:
Take it, Piggy.
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♪ There he is, can't you see ♪
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♪ Waving of his handkerchief ♪
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♪ Merry as a robin that sings on a tree ♪
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Everybody!
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♪ There he is, can't you see ♪
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♪ Waving of his handkerchief ♪
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♪ Merry as a robin that sings on a tree ♪
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[INHALES, THEN EXHALES]
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[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCATTING]
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[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]
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[BOTH SNIFFING]
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[GULPS]
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Aah!
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[CONTINUES SCATTING]
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[LAUGHS]
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[GULPS]
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Aah!
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[CONTINUES SCATTING]
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[ROARS]
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[BELCHES]
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There, now that's entertainment.
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That's what you said
about the War of 1812.
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-Oh, here he is.
-Shh, shh.
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I understand there are reporters
who want to interview me.
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Yes, that's right. I just want you to know
we are professional journalists.
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We won't ask you to do impressions.
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-You can just be yourself.
-Thank you, I appreciate that.
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Mr. Little, I have a two-part question.
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One, how long does it take you
to work up an impression?
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Two, would you answer as Cary Grant?
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Listen. Now, listen, we weren't
gonna ask him to perform.
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But I just love Cary Grant.
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[AS GRANT] Thank you very much.
I really appreciate that, I really do.
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Well, to answer the first
part of your question,
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some come very quickly,
like two or three hours.
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And others take longer. Then there
are some that I'm still working on.
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You mean like your Cary Grant?
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I heard that, junior.
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Another crack out of you,
and I'll turn your head into a dimple.
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[GROWLS]
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Oh, I just love Burt Lancaster.
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I thought I was doing Cary Grant.
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I know, but I just love Burt Lancaster.
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[LAUGHS]
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You're very kind, miss, very kind.
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Perhaps after this interview
we could go out together,
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have a little champagne supper.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, I think I'm going to faint.
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Good grief.
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Uh, listen, I must apologize
for my colleagues here.
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From now on, there will be no impressions.
Answer in your own voice.
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Oh, that'll be fine.
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Uh, are you doing your own voice now,
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or are you doing
an impression of yourself?
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No, this is my own voice.
I've never learned to do me.
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Working with all the strange characters,
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this show must seem
like a Marx Brothers movie.
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[AS GROUCHO]
That's the nastiest thing I've heard.
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Put your teeth in backwards
and bite yourself to death.
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Has anyone ever objected
to you impersonating him?
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Uh...
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[AS RICHARD NIXON]
Well, of course, let me say this.
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To the best of my...
To the best of my recollection,
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I don't think that anybody has ever
objected to me impersonating them.
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Tell me, Mr. Little, do you have your own
favorite impression you like to do?
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[AS JIMMY STEWART] Well, I, uh, like...
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Like to do Jimmy Stewart a lot,
yeah, yep, yep.
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Jimmy Stewart is probably...
Probably my favorite actor.
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One last question. How does
it feel to be on The Muppet Show
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with all those strange weird creatures?
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[AS VINCENT PRICE]
Oh, I just adore the Muppets,
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They're... They're so cute and cuddly,
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-I could just squeeze them all to death.
-[GROWLING]
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Okay, everybody with
Broadway experience, step forward.
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NARRATOR:
And now, Veterinarian's Hospital,
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the continuing story of a quack
who's gone to the dogs.
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Mm! Uh, Dr. Bob, Dr. Bob,
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are you ready for the next bear?
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Why, Nurse Piggy, I couldn't
have a beer now, I'm about to operate.
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No, not beer, bear.
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The next patient.
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Oh. Why, so he is.
What seems to be his trouble?
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-He's a little hoarse.
-You said he was a bear.
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That's very funny, Dr. Bob.
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Yes, it is a little weird. Usually,
you call a small horse a colt. Heh, heh.
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But that's why he's a little hoarse.
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He's got a colt in the head.
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Hey, in that case,
we must try to stabilize his condition.
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Oh, well, how do we do that?
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Put him in the stable.
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Oh, but, Dr. Bob,
we're supposed to operate.
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You're right. Hand me the saw.
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Saw, Dr. Bob.
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Dr. Bob, even if he is a horse,
should you be using a saw?
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What's the matter?
You never heard of a saw horse?
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NARRATOR:
And so Dr. Bob has tuned to carpentry.
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Tune in next time
when you will hear him say:
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Say, I think this is a bear
I'm operating on.
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-Why?
-Because I'm barely operating.
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That was a very cutting remark.
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Okay, Scooter, let me know
when he shows up, huh?
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Nice going, guys, nice going.
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-Hey, Kermit.
-What?
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Where are you gonna put
my chicken act in the show?
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Gonzo, I hate to break this news to you,
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but the dancing chicken act is out.
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But, Kermit, why?
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Why? Well, somehow, you see, kid,
it doesn't fit into the general ambiance
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of sophistication and classic theater
we try so hard to achieve around here.
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Sort of like our next act, Nureyev.
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Say, Kermit, Nureyev
just called and canceled out.
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One of his seals is sick.
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Rudolf Nureyev has trained seals?
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No, Adolph Nureyev does.
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Does this mean I can go on?
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Well, okay, Gonzo,
but this act better not lay an egg.
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Stardom is mine.
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Uh, thank you, thank you.
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And now we have
a very special treat for you.
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Actually, it's the only act we've got.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparable
Gonzo and his dancing chicken, Lolita.
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Gonzo and a chicken?
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Why not? One chicken, one turkey.
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[LAUGHING]
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[BAND PLAYING MUSIC]
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Okay, come on, Lolita, dance.
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She makes it look easy, don't she?
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Okay, big finish. Here it goes.
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[CLUCKING]
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Wonderful.
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Say, that Great Gonzo's pretty good.
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Good? Why, he's got them
laying in the aisles.
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And now, The Muppet Show
takes pride in presenting scenes
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from the great Hollywood
musical comedies of yesterday,
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as re-created today by our very
special guest star, Mr. Rich Little.
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[THUNDER ROLLS]
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♪ I'm singin' in the rain ♪
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♪ Just singin' in the rain ♪
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♪ What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again ♪
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♪ I'm laughin' at clouds ♪
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♪ So dark up above ♪
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♪ The sun's in my heart ♪
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♪ And I'm ready for love ♪
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♪ That the stormy clouds chase ♪
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♪ Everyone from the place ♪
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♪ Come on with the rain ♪
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♪ I've a smile on my face ♪
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[AS JOHN WAYNE]
♪ I walk down the lane ♪
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♪ With a happy refrain ♪
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♪ Just singin' ♪
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♪ Just singin' in the rain ♪
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[AS SINATRA] Old Blue Eyes is back.
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Oh, yeah? Well, so's Old Green Eyes.
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♪ I have heard among this clan ♪
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♪ You are called the forgotten man ♪
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♪ Well did you ever? ♪
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♪ What a swell party this is ♪
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Sing it, Bing.
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[AS BING CROSBY]
♪ Have you heard about dear Blanche? ♪
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No.
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♪ Got run down by an avalanche ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Well did you ever ♪
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♪ What a swell party this is ♪
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♪ Have you heard Professor Munsch ♪
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♪ Yes, I believe he ate his wife
And divorced his lunch ♪
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♪ Well did you ever? ♪
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♪ What a swell party this is ♪
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[IN FRENCH ACCENT] I can remember
everything as if it were yesterday.
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Oh, so can I, Maurice.
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♪ We met at nine ♪
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♪ We met at eight ♪
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♪ I was on time ♪
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♪ No, you were late ♪
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♪ Ah, yes, I remember it well ♪
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PIGGY:
Mm-hm.
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♪ We dined with friends ♪
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♪ We dined alone ♪
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♪ A tenor sang ♪
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♪ A baritone ♪
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♪ Ah, yes, I remember it well ♪
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♪ You wore a gown of gold ♪
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♪ I was all in blue ♪
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♪ Am I getting old? ♪
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♪ No, no, not you ♪
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-♪ How strong you were ♪
-Mm!
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♪ How young and gay ♪
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♪ A prince of love in every way ♪
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♪ Ah, yes ♪
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[PIGGY SIGHS]
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♪ I remember it well ♪
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[SNORTING]
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That's about it for another one, folks.
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Let's thank our very special guest star,
Mr. Rich Little! Yeah!
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Thank you, Kermit.
I've been backstage listening,
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and I think I've perfected
another impression of a Muppet star.
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Oh, yeah? Well, let's hear it,
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[MIMICS CHICKEN CLUCKING]
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My kind of performer!
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Will you cut that out? Hey, we'll see
you all next time on The Muppet Show.
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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I never want to go through that again.
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-What, The Muppet Show?
-No, the War of 1812.
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