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Previously on "Resident Alien"...
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There are Grey-human
hybrids all over the Earth.
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That's the man who shot
Peter Bach and my guards.
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We need to find out what
the Greys are up to.
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The Greys' cavern is here.
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If they've connected it
to the magma chamber,
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the pressure would turn
Yellowstone National Park
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into the most destructive natural bomb
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in the history of the world.
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- So how long till it blows up?
- Maybe a year.
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You broke galactic law.
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You are hereby ordered to
leave Earth immediately.
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Son of a bitch.
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That right there is a fingerprint.
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"Dr. Wendy Beasley,
retired military chemist."
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We did it! We got a match!
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No, I chose last time.
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I want to go where you want to go.
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- Uh-huh.
- Really.
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- _
- Okay. Well, how about Antonio's?
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You think? The pasta?
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Okay, well, if you were me,
what would you want to eat?
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Well, you always like Mexican.
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I do, don't I?
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Mm-hmm.
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Mount Taco it is.
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Mount Taco.
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- Have fun in the lab.
- Okay.
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[DEVICE BEEPS, LOCK CLICKS]
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Dr. Wendy Beasley,
please come to Lab 209.
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Dr. Wendy Beasley, please come...
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- [EXPLOSION]
- Aah!
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[ALARM BLARING]
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Gary?
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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Open the door!
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Somebody open the door! Please.
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- Help!
- Gary. Gary. Gary.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, Gary!
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No, no, no!
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Gary!
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[BROWN BIRD'S "BILGEWATER"]
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[LAID-BACK ACOUSTIC STRUMMING]
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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They can't just make you leave Earth.
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We will fight this summons.
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You do not understand.
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The Galactic Federation has referred
this to the Housing Council.
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I-it is over.
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Harry, you can't just give up.
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We need you here, okay?
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I don't give a shit about
this Housing Council.
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- No.
- Mm!
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You cannot talk that way
about Housing Council.
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It is very dangerous.
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[MUFFLED SPEECH]
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Sorry, I didn't catch that.
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I can translate. It's mostly
about losing a hand.
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- Oh.
- Good choice.
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What are you doing with those?
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Putting them where all eviction
notices go... the fire.
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Oh, those... those will not burn.
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They're not paper.
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- [SNIFFS] What is it?
- Moldar skin.
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Gross.
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- I'm vegan now.
- Moldar skin is not gross.
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Moldar-skin hats are the best hats.
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Moldar skin... try and rip it.
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You cannot. [CHUCKLES]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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The processor is coming.
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Try not to be distracted
by her pretty face.
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Pubescent aliens hang holograms
of Blue Avians above their bed.
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I did.
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♪
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Oh. [CLUCKING]
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You are a bird.
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No, no! Damn it!
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Stupid portal.
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Sucks... I-I'm supposed to appear
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as the life forms of my destination.
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Now I'm breaking galactic
law. Great. [SCOFFS]
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You do not need to appear as a human.
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You are perfect the way you are.
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Thanks, but this thing has been touchy
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ever since some idiot from probate
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tried to sneak fruit through it.
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Why can't you take fruit?
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That's the question
you're asking right now?
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Look, just give me the
signed papers, okay?
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And then the Housing
Council is going to come,
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and they're going to
collect you for eviction.
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You smell woodsy. I will sign them.
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- Please, Mrs. Bird...
- Oh, no.
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Don't come at me with "Mrs. Bird."
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- My Earth name is Heather.
- Oh, rhymes with feather.
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Yeah. It does.
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Wish someone had told me
that when I picked it.
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Heather, Harry is here
to save our planet.
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So, if you could just look
the other way on this one...
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You know I get paid by the job, right?
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And how would I know that?
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Well, look, if you want the papers,
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they're over there on the floor.
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- [SCOFFS]
- Okay.
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Don't worry, I'll grab them.
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I'll just pick them off the
floor like a friggin' pigeon.
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♪
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- [GASPS]
- Oh, no, no, no!
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- Oh, no!
- BOTH: Oh.
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- Terrible news.
- No!
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Yeah, I can tell you two are
really, really upset about it,
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but this sucks for me, okay?
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Because now I have to
call the repair guy,
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and he's going to take forever.
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And then he's going to
have to order parts,
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which will take forever.
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And so, basically, I'm stuck
on the shittiest planet
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in the galaxy.
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No offense...
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I see your mouths are agape at
me saying "shittiest planet."
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Sorry.
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I need to use the bathroom.
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Uh, do we put down a
newspaper or something?
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It's to change, you dick.
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It is down the hall on your right.
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I hope I put the seat down.
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I just saved the world with a banana.
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- How was your day?
- Yeah, you did.
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It was the best one.
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It was the perfect amount of ripe.
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So, question...
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um, can any of you recommend
a hotel around here?
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Something mid-range, preferably
where you can earn miles?
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Huh. I see Heather now.
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Hey.
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- You're up early.
- Yeah.
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Still can't sleep.
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Up half the night feeling terrified,
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- and I don't know why.
- Oh.
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But I was thinking,
sometimes you're stressed.
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All the time.
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- A lot of the time.
- Every day.
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But not when you're making candles...
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because you have a creative outlet.
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And I haven't picked up my
sketchbook in a while, I know,
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but I think I'm going to
do a children's book.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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You know, when I was a kid,
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I always wanted a book with a
baby elephant and a monkey.
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- Oh, that's sweet.
- Yeah.
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- This isn't that.
- Got it.
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Well, can I see?
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Eh... I-I think I'd rather
just wait till it's finished.
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Okay. Say no more.
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Mm-hmm.
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But if there is a baby elephant...
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- There's not.
- Two words... sailor's cap.
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Think about it.
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Now, why would a
well-respected military chemist
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end up living way out here
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like some kind of
creepy-ass fairy-tale witch?
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They say she kind of lost it
after she saw her husband die
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- in a lab accident.
- A lab accident?
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You saying we could be
facing a super villain?
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Um, no, I was not.
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Okay, 'cause I can't be
facing a super villain,
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not while I'm trying to figure out
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what happened to my best deputy.
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Now, tell me again what you saw
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when you went by
Joseph's house, exactly.
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Okay, we're definitely going to
get back to the best-deputy part.
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I told you, it was empty.
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He's gone.
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Isn't that suspicious?
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He's army recon. He wouldn't just quit.
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What's even more suspicious is,
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right when we're looking
for another deputy,
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the perfect candidate just shows up.
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That's how it works for handsome people.
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Happens to me all the time.
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Every job I ever got didn't
even exist until I wanted it.
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The job of sheriff existed
before you had it, sir.
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Yeah, but it was the
day I said to myself,
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it'd be nice to be sheriff,
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that old Sheriff Hawthorne up and died.
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Now, did I kill him? Maybe.
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Luckily, you can't be arrested
for your thoughts... yet.
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But I'm working on it.
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What if we fake Harry's death?
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Can't get evicted if you're dead.
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I have no choice but to leave Earth.
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We have been brainstorming all morning.
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The storm has stopped,
and now there is just mud.
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Hey, guys. Asta, I'm going to see
you at Drew's party tomorrow?
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Yes. Of course I'll be there.
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Is that a pie? I need it for my trip.
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It is a pie, but it's not for you.
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- It's for my paralegal.
- Oh.
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Hey, hypothetically, say your
friend was getting evicted...
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Is this the same friend as last time?
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By the way, you still owe me $200.
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Uh, without names,
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say you wanted to stop
the hypothetical eviction.
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My first piece of legal advice would be
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not to co-sign a lease with this one.
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- Okay. I just... Can we...
- Noted.
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But for your other friend,
I would say maybe just wait it out
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or possibly countersue.
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What are you doing?
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It was like that.
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You're countersuing?
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[SCOFFS]
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Do you even realize how
much paperwork that is?
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Guess I can say goodbye to my
timeshare on Lesser Antares.
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Oh, I am sorry.
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- Lesser Antares is very pretty.
- Yeah.
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I have Moldar-skin pants from there.
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Me too.
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They're so durable.
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You ever try ripping them in half?
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BOTH: ♪ You cannot ♪
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[GASPS, LAUGHING]
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Hey, no one's ever taken on
the Housing Council before.
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What's going on with you?
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You some kind of bad boy or something?
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Yep, I'm a bad boy.
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♪
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Oh.
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I don't care about it.
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I'm not even a real doctor.
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Ooh, that is bad.
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I killed a man.
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You what?
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He was evil.
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[STAMMERS] I saw him kick a seagull.
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- Oh.
- And stole its French fry.
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Uh-uh.
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So I killed him.
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[CHUCKLES]
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It's nice to talk to a-another alien.
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If you are going to be
in Patience for a while,
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maybe I could show you around town.
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- We have a pizza place!
- I don't like pizza.
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Oh, I hate pizza. We are the same.
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Thanks, but I think I'm just going
to head back to the hotel.
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My back has been killing
me for some reason.
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It is the human bed... so primitive.
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I miss my Trixian saliva bed.
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Wait, you're kidding me?
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I didn't know you could still get those.
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Bad boys can.
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I could look at you in the
exam room, help your back.
256
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We could talk about spit blankets.
257
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,240
Okay. [CHUCKLES]
258
00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:27,084
Nurse, uh, make Heather
more comfortable.
259
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,962
Get... get... get a
blanket and spit on it.
260
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,750
I will get her a blanket,
but I am not doing that.
261
00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:41,932
I am sorry for the primitive
nature of Earth medicine.
262
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,810
This is how they listen to your heart.
263
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:48,959
Why not get two soup cans
and connect them with string?
264
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,729
[LAUGHS] Oh.
265
00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:54,570
Oh, uh... I can hear that you are dying.
266
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,900
[LAUGHTER]
267
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,439
[LIGHT MUSIC]
268
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,609
♪
269
00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:09,960
Uh, please remove your jacket.
270
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:17,170
♪
271
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,638
[GASPS]
272
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:21,939
Everything okay back there?
273
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,929
Is she electric?
274
00:11:23,930 --> 00:11:26,319
I am buzzing, and my knees are melting.
275
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,430
[BODY THUDS]
276
00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:29,769
I fell.
277
00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:32,299
I was... Something bit me.
278
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,777
Oh. Sorry. It's probably a mite.
279
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,079
Or as you might say it...
280
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,900
[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]
281
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:44,859
You speak...
282
00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,780
[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]
283
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,833
Yeah, of course I do.
284
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:53,254
It's one of the most beautiful
languages in the universe.
285
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,339
She is perfect in every way.
286
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,799
I have a strange desire to smell her.
287
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,926
That would be weird.
288
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,919
I bet she smells like a feather pillow
289
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,510
locked in a hot car.
290
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,350
[SNIFFING]
291
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,102
Can I talk to you for a minute?
292
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,359
[GASPS]
293
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,480
Me?
294
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,691
All right.
295
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:16,199
This... this is for you.
296
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,820
[SPITS]
297
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,448
Thank you.
298
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,450
Oh.
299
00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:23,530
[GRUNTS]
300
00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:26,787
What the hell were you doing?
301
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:30,290
I don't know. My knees are weak,
and my palms are sweating.
302
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,700
I know what this is.
303
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,309
I have seen this in human movies.
304
00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:37,840
I am in love.
305
00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:40,843
What? No, you just met her.
306
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,220
I love... I love her.
307
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,079
- Shh.
- I cannot help it.
308
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,599
I feel l-love for her.
309
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,311
It's... it's like how I feel
love for you, Asta,
310
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,320
but it is different.
311
00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:54,239
It is not just in my
head or in my heart,
312
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,899
but it is in my pants.
313
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,318
Oh.
314
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,119
Is that why they call it "in love"
315
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,363
because it is in your pants?
316
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,033
Harry? You coming back?
317
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,701
- My legs.
- [BODY THUDS]
318
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,730
[SIGHS] Okay.
319
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:13,090
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
320
00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:17,670
♪
321
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:25,770
- Dr. Beasley?
- Who are you?
322
00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:28,390
We want to talk to you about
the alien tracker, Peter Bach.
323
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,110
Peter Bach is dead.
324
00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:35,050
We know that.
325
00:13:35,070 --> 00:13:37,190
We believe he was murdered.
326
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:41,237
♪
327
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,530
I miss her.
328
00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:45,870
Do... do you think she misses me?
329
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,790
I-I-I realize that
your first crush is...
330
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,710
- [SQUEALS]
- ... uh, everything.
331
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,370
But... but we are trying
to save the world,
332
00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:55,090
you and me, you know?
333
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:58,338
A-and you can't be distracted
by a relationship right now.
334
00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:00,030
My heart...
335
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,380
It sweats.
336
00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:04,400
Huh?
337
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:08,520
What heat remains in my chest.
338
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:10,270
And poetry.
339
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,940
You are a light in the blackout.
340
00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,150
Oh, boy.
341
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,110
I'd like to touch you
where the eggs pop out.
342
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,660
Yeah.
343
00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:23,490
- It's titled "Bird Boner."
- [DOOR OPENS]
344
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:27,110
♪
345
00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:28,200
Why don't you take a seat?
346
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,600
Standing there, it's making
me uncomfortable.
347
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:41,256
We're here because we found
your fingerprints in Peter's van.
348
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:43,510
You have the van? Where is it?
349
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,301
Why is the van important?
350
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:48,210
It... it doesn't matter.
You won't believe me.
351
00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:49,469
And if you do, they'll get to you,
352
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:50,974
and they will tell you that I'm crazy.
353
00:14:50,975 --> 00:14:52,559
But I know what I saw,
354
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,819
and I know what happened to my husband,
355
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,420
and it wasn't a goddamn gas leak,
356
00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:57,640
and it wasn't made by humans.
357
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,230
I see you.
358
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,280
[SCOFFS]
359
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,770
You think that I don't know that look?
360
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,220
You need to leave.
361
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,610
Um, I saw a UFO...
362
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:13,780
when I was a kid.
363
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:16,320
Everyone said I made
it up for attention.
364
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:20,280
And Peter was the only one
who has ever believed me.
365
00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:24,210
I need to find out
what happened, please.
366
00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:27,010
Peter trusted me. So can you.
367
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:29,480
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
368
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,560
- Do you have the key?
- The van key?
369
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:33,760
I got it right here.
370
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,380
♪
371
00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:37,860
If Peter trusted you,
372
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,260
he would have given you the key.
373
00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:41,640
♪
374
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,140
Get out.
375
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:50,230
♪
376
00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:54,700
[SIGHS]
377
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,500
[SIGHS]
378
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,010
Let me guess... still filling
out your college application?
379
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:06,000
- These essays are stupid.
- [CHUCKLES]
380
00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,199
Look, I don't even want to go,
381
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,960
but my mom thinks college
will give me options, so...
382
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,760
Ah, options are good.
I didn't have many.
383
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:14,090
I ended up living with
my dad till my 30s.
384
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,970
Yeah. And that's why I'm still single.
385
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,460
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
386
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:22,439
"How has your family
history shaped your life?"
387
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,950
That's fun.
388
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,480
I'm adopted.
389
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,800
Hmm.
390
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,650
- Right.
- Yeah. And so are you.
391
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,040
So I don't know my family
392
00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:33,299
because you don't know your family.
393
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,140
So, apparently, only people
with enormous family trees
394
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,410
get to go to college.
395
00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:38,940
The system is corrupt.
396
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,700
- I can't be a part of it.
- You're a part of our family.
397
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,260
Yeah, but I'm not,
like, a blood relative.
398
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,920
So it's... it's not really
the same thing.
399
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,500
Have you taken her to the rez yet?
400
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:54,920
Not yet.
401
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,139
It's settled.
402
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,920
You're coming to Drew's party.
403
00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:00,760
Time to meet your whole family.
404
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,800
You wanted a family tree,
405
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:05,480
you got yourself a whole forest.
406
00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:07,430
This model of the Yellowstone caldera
407
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,820
will help me figure out the Greys' plan.
408
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,540
I have to present my findings
to the general tomorrow,
409
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:13,820
and I still do not know
410
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:16,860
why the Greys want to
blow up the super volcano.
411
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,081
If I can find the answer,
I bet it will impress Heather.
412
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,480
I wonder if her feathers are soft.
413
00:17:23,090 --> 00:17:26,080
Oh, shit, I did it again!
414
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,200
This is what Asta was talking about.
415
00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:31,960
Even thinking about her
is interrupting my work.
416
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:35,260
Maybe if I call Heather and
hear her voice, it will help,
417
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,000
like when I am hungry and
eat just one potato chip.
418
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:40,090
Yeah.
419
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,900
[LINE TRILLING]
420
00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:44,000
Hello, Harry.
421
00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,520
[STAMMERS]
422
00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:49,420
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
423
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,600
Aah!
424
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:53,340
[PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
425
00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:55,340
Nope, nope, nope.
426
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:59,440
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
427
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:02,990
Uh, Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle speaking.
428
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,160
It's Heather. You just called me.
429
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,180
Nope. Nope, I'm...
430
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,660
You called me.
431
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,300
Because you called me.
432
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,090
It's fine. I was going
to call you anyway.
433
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,680
You were?
434
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,980
I mean... [GRUNTS GOOFILY]
435
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,010
What about?
436
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:22,630
I found this hole with a little
bump in it on my stomach,
437
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,850
and I've never been nude in human form
438
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:26,040
long enough to notice it.
439
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:27,560
What is it for?
440
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:30,980
The reason is gross.
I threw up when I found out.
441
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:35,600
Humans grow babies
inside of their bodies.
442
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,780
Oh.
443
00:18:36,790 --> 00:18:38,659
And then they come out of that bump?
444
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:42,660
No. Although, the reality
is not much better.
445
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,900
Okay. I'm going to hang up.
446
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,580
I want to go back to exploring
every single inch of my body.
447
00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:50,540
I will never be able to work again.
448
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,200
My knees.
449
00:18:52,910 --> 00:18:56,740
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
450
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,740
[LIGHT MUSIC]
451
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:07,510
♪
452
00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:09,020
Elliot, hi.
453
00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,680
Hi.
454
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,350
Laundry day.
455
00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:14,270
Fun times, yeah.
456
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,850
- Uh, how are you doing?
- I'm good.
457
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:18,460
It's good to see you.
458
00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:19,650
Hi.
459
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,620
This is Natalie.
460
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,413
Natalie, this is D'Arcy.
461
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:28,459
- Hey.
- Oh, you're D'Arcy. Hi.
462
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,004
Oh, you're Natalie. Of course.
463
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,757
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
464
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,540
- How have you been?
- Oh, I've been great.
465
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,808
So good.
466
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,840
Yeah, I've been doing stuff, big stuff.
467
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:50,480
This morning I had a crazy thing
happen... before laundry...
468
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,310
where I did this huge thing.
469
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,840
I can't tell you what it is,
but pretty major.
470
00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:59,698
Um, kind of top secret, but...
471
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,993
I'd say, without me,
the world would be over.
472
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,786
Lots of people saved.
473
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,120
Banana was involved.
474
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,050
Okay, well, it was nice meeting you,
475
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:11,878
- but we should probably go.
- Yeah, I got to go too.
476
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,924
Got to fold this stuff, so...
477
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:24,650
♪
478
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:26,740
[MUFFLED SCREAM]
479
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,160
Therefore, the Greys will harness
480
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:33,857
the intense natural
power of the caldera...
481
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:37,194
not unlike the intense
natural power of love.
482
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,850
Oh, so intense and strong,
483
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:43,570
and you can't let it get away...
484
00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:46,880
just like you cannot let the...
the Greys get away
485
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,915
with setting off a super...
super volcano
486
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:55,990
and destroying, uh,
all humanity on Earth.
487
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,924
Boom.
488
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,619
How does an alien species
dig an underground cavern
489
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,420
in the middle of a national
park for 80 years
490
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,347
and we don't know about it?
491
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,766
I can take that one.
492
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,184
Humans are stupid.
493
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,853
How do we know this alien isn't
working with the other aliens?
494
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:14,815
How do I know this general isn't
working with the other generals?
495
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,566
I am working with the other generals.
496
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,380
- He admits it!
- Stop.
497
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,572
He's one of the most intelligent
beings on this planet.
498
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,783
We need his help to find a solution
499
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:28,703
to what might be the biggest
problem humans will ever face.
500
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:32,833
That problem is, how do you
get them to love you back?
501
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,835
Let's toss that around.
There's no wrong answers.
502
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:39,381
I was talking about the swarm
of Grey hybrids at Yellowstone.
503
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,140
Oh, okay.
504
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,218
We'll do the love thing next.
505
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,259
I recommend full assault...
506
00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:47,138
shockwave tasers, mass electrocution.
507
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,016
Oh, that's a terrible idea.
508
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,640
If you attack the hybrids,
509
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,820
then the Greys will just
freeze your soldiers
510
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,146
and kill them all.
511
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,439
You can't sit and do nothing.
512
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,066
Because love will go away.
513
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:01,194
Thank you. That is one vote
for saying "I love you."
514
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,238
He was talking about the Greys.
515
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,866
Oh, I need time to figure out the plan.
516
00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:07,201
You have one week.
517
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,744
Then we're moving in.
518
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,590
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
519
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,916
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
520
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,160
ALL: Hey!
521
00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:19,212
- Mark, Dan.
- Hey.
522
00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:20,980
- Asta.
- Hi.
523
00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:23,049
- And Jay, right?
- Yeah.
524
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,260
Jay, these are all your relations.
525
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,595
This is your second cousin,
526
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:27,979
- Sampson and Will.
- Good to meet you.
527
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,806
- Hi.
- Your cousin Peter.
528
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:32,100
- Kayla's sister Rachel.
- Hi.
529
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,727
- Auntie Mena.
- Hi.
530
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:37,063
Auntie Louise and Grandma Ruth.
531
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,524
And the happy couple, Drew and Manuel.
532
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,734
- Hi.
- Hi.
533
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:43,570
Thanks. It's really nice
to meet all of you.
534
00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:46,230
I think I might need to go over
the names once or twice.
535
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:50,076
My girl, let's go get you
some buffalo stew.
536
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,621
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
537
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:56,400
♪
538
00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:58,919
Oh, so handsome.
539
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,880
- Thank you.
- Look at this... nice bling.
540
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,670
Don't be jealous just because
you don't got a medallion yet.
541
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,968
Wait, what about, um,
your short king, Harry?
542
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,500
- [GASPS] Where's your boyfriend Harry?
- Stop. No.
543
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,765
- Stop it. Oh, hey. Hey.
- Where's boyfriend Harry?
544
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,280
_
545
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:15,740
I heard it was a tractor.
546
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,896
Nuh-uh. I heard it was a helicopter.
547
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,860
Dewey said it was a monster truck.
548
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,232
What are we talking about?
549
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,611
Trying to guess what Liv and that
sheriff have hidden on the rez.
550
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:25,737
What?
551
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,080
They're all wrong. It's a van.
552
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:29,658
They're trying to get fingerprints.
553
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:32,280
Interesting, a van.
554
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,413
Where exactly?
555
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,890
[DOGS BARKING]
556
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,542
You saw Dr. Beasley when
you mentioned the van?
557
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:40,640
We might not have the key,
558
00:23:40,650 --> 00:23:43,440
but there has to be
something we missed...
559
00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:44,674
like a keyhole?
560
00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:47,175
I may not trust the forest doctor,
561
00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,080
but I do trust your instincts, Deputy,
562
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,847
and something's definitely
off with this van.
563
00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:53,682
What do you see?
564
00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:55,480
Well, this is a 255-horsepower,
565
00:23:55,490 --> 00:23:58,770
5.4-liter V-8 E350 cargo van, right?
566
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,398
My buddy Roger, he's
got this exact model.
567
00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:05,890
Everything in here is standard
except for this flooring.
568
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:09,614
See, this is aftermarket black
PVC thermoplastic lining, right?
569
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,240
Now, I think we need
to get this lining out.
570
00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:13,868
We gonna find what we're looking for.
571
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,829
So I'm going to need a few things.
I'm going to need a crowbar.
572
00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:17,800
We need a half gallon of muriatic acid.
573
00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:21,120
I'm going to need, like,
nine strips of firecrackers,
574
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,990
the little ones, though, not the M80s.
575
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,050
Although I will need 16 of those.
576
00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:27,299
Found it.
577
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,762
Well, well, well, we
got ourselves a keyhole.
578
00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:33,805
Huh.
579
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,870
Once again, I have
followed your instincts
580
00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:38,435
and led us to victory.
581
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,940
Okay.
582
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,355
Mm.
583
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,100
If I have learned one thing
584
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,420
from meeting with the generals,
585
00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:49,670
it is that mating is like war.
586
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,531
You cannot sit around and wait.
587
00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,074
You have to take action.
588
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:54,617
Do it.
589
00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:55,953
She's the one in the jacket.
590
00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:00,940
I think I know which one she is.
591
00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:03,543
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
592
00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:05,670
Oh, God, wait, I changed my mind.
593
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:09,717
♪
594
00:25:10,430 --> 00:25:14,095
What did she say?
She's looking over here.
595
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,740
♪
596
00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:18,750
"Are there any doctors in town
597
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,393
"you like more than a friend?
598
00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:22,312
Circle yes, no, maybe."
599
00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,249
Did she say anything?
You got to tell me everything.
600
00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:27,442
Oh, she's com... she's
coming. Go, go, go.
601
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,770
♪
602
00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:30,946
Harry, hey.
603
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:35,575
Um, I'm really flattered.
604
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,035
It worked.
605
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:40,410
But, uh, you can't have feelings for me.
606
00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:42,499
Your species has no emotions.
607
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,335
I do. I-it's the human in me.
608
00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:47,087
You ate a human?
609
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:48,798
No. [STAMMERS, CHUCKLES]
610
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,217
I mean, the DNA.
611
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,620
Got it.
612
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,346
Because I was going to ask
you how they, you know...
613
00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:58,014
- Taste?
- Mm-hmm.
614
00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,307
I don't know.
615
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,559
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
616
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:04,000
Probably like chick... like, uh...
617
00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:08,149
- You were going to say "chicken" just now.
- I wasn't, no.
618
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:09,442
Uh, you were.
619
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:12,363
I was going to say "ChapStick."
620
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:19,410
It's a tasty... stick of wax.
621
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,579
Oh, I know. I've eaten
quite a few of them.
622
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,248
[BOTH LAUGH]
623
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,780
Yeah.
624
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,128
- You're great.
- Thank you.
625
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:33,133
Your kind is usually so cold,
and you are so different.
626
00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:36,928
[CHUCKLES] You're a
lot... a lot different.
627
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,972
[SOFT MUSIC]
628
00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:43,130
It's just... I'm only hanging out
here until the portal is fixed.
629
00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:47,022
So what would be the point,
as they say? [CHUCKLES]
630
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:51,276
So let's just be friends.
631
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,660
♪
632
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,400
I understand.
633
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:03,330
- Yes, let's just be friends.
- Okay.
634
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,620
So you're circling no?
635
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,377
[GASPING]
636
00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:10,240
I would love to circle "yes,"
637
00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:11,963
but it's not... that's not feasible.
638
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,180
[SCOFFS]
639
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,340
Right.
640
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:15,350
[LAUGHING]
641
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,600
Friends.
642
00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:20,380
♪
643
00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:21,620
Yeah.
644
00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:27,200
That's really all I want...
645
00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:29,106
is friendship.
646
00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:31,150
Great.
647
00:27:31,660 --> 00:27:33,120
I want to die.
648
00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,487
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
649
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,840
♪
650
00:27:39,850 --> 00:27:42,368
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
651
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,495
Thanks for showing us so much love.
652
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,100
All right, this next tune is
going out to our happy couple,
653
00:27:48,110 --> 00:27:49,520
Drew and Manuel.
654
00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:51,670
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
655
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,837
Thank you.
656
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:58,980
♪
657
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,894
♪ Long time ago, we had some dough ♪
658
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:10,314
♪ Needed to unwind ♪
659
00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,760
♪ Looking for trouble,
looking for fun... ♪
660
00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:15,580
Harry, I have called you five times.
661
00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:16,986
Where are you?
662
00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:20,260
Mike and Liv have been stashing
the alien tracker van on the rez.
663
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,076
Who knows if there's any
traces of your DNA in there?
664
00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:24,260
[SIGHS]
665
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,530
You need to call me back.
666
00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:27,122
Bye.
667
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,370
Don't tell Drew, but I think
Grams has a new favorite.
668
00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:33,169
I always knew they'd get along.
669
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:36,089
[SIGHS]
670
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,360
What? What's wrong?
671
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:38,480
Nothing.
672
00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:41,850
Nothing. I'm... I'm so happy she's here.
673
00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:45,240
I just... I wish when I was 16,
674
00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:47,020
I could have looked
ahead and seen all this,
675
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,570
and then I would have known
that if I had held on to her,
676
00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:51,397
everything would have been all right.
677
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:55,340
That 16-year-old gave up the
most precious thing in her life.
678
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,319
I can't imagine how that must have hurt.
679
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,240
But you did it because you knew
with everything going on
680
00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:04,492
in your life at that time that
it was the best thing for Jay.
681
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,661
[INHALES DEEPLY] Right.
682
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:09,170
♪
683
00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:10,498
Come on.
684
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:12,600
- You want to dance?
- Oh, I do.
685
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:14,020
[CHUCKLES]
686
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,797
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
687
00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:21,592
♪
688
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,511
Hi.
689
00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:31,228
♪
690
00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:33,990
♪ Hey, baby ♪
691
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,080
♪
692
00:29:36,090 --> 00:29:38,170
♪ My baby ♪
693
00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:40,260
♪
694
00:29:40,270 --> 00:29:43,570
♪ Where are you tonight? ♪
695
00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:47,700
♪
696
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,180
♪ Hey, baby ♪
697
00:29:49,190 --> 00:29:51,580
♪
698
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,082
♪ My baby ♪
699
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,168
Oh.
700
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,172
♪ Where are you tonight? ♪
701
00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:00,180
Oh.
702
00:30:00,190 --> 00:30:06,764
♪
703
00:30:11,380 --> 00:30:14,080
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
704
00:30:14,090 --> 00:30:21,360
♪
705
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,700
I told you not to look at that.
706
00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:46,719
Whoops, that's not my checkbook.
707
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,040
How much did you see?
708
00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:50,556
Only the scary parts.
709
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:53,059
There are no scary parts.
It's a children's book.
710
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,268
Hey, what's this?
711
00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,020
- Oh, no, Max, don't.
- [SCREAMS]
712
00:30:56,030 --> 00:30:57,856
- Hmm.
- [RUNNING FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING]
713
00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:00,180
No.
714
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:06,360
♪
715
00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:07,533
We have a problem.
716
00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:10,260
Anders just walked off
the Darling Project.
717
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,746
He said the results you
want are impossible.
718
00:31:13,460 --> 00:31:14,997
Get someone else.
719
00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:18,209
There is no one else
who's done this before.
720
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,230
♪
721
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,255
Yes, there is.
722
00:31:22,256 --> 00:31:23,700
Cobra up.
723
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,190
Nice and easy.
724
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,460
Head up to the sky.
725
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,600
Breathe, take your time.
726
00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:32,360
When you're ready to go down,
727
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:34,725
push your hips up to the sky,
728
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,380
strain your back, and hold the pose.
729
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,604
Hi.
730
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:41,732
♪
731
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,067
I'm retired.
732
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,860
You retired me.
733
00:31:44,870 --> 00:31:46,404
What if I say no?
734
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:49,180
I don't know. Let's find out.
735
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,700
That would be fun.
736
00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:54,060
♪
737
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,500
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
738
00:31:58,510 --> 00:32:02,212
♪
739
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:03,910
If we run out of magnets,
740
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,424
I got some more office
supplies from Amazon Prime.
741
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,550
The Transformer?
742
00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:09,886
What?
743
00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:11,680
You know, Optimus Prime's wife.
744
00:32:11,690 --> 00:32:12,950
[INHALES DEEPLY]
745
00:32:12,970 --> 00:32:16,601
Uh, no, that's, um, not what I meant.
746
00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:19,510
Also, just curious, how would I,
like, even meet a Transformer
747
00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:21,397
to get a box of magnets from them?
748
00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,170
Could be anyplace... the gym,
749
00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:25,401
maybe an auto-body shop.
750
00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:28,440
Hey, look, check out these schematics.
751
00:32:28,450 --> 00:32:33,100
It appears that your
instincts were dead-on.
752
00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,050
Look at that.
753
00:32:35,070 --> 00:32:37,850
Wow. There's room for
a hidden compartment
754
00:32:37,870 --> 00:32:39,415
near the cross-shaped indent.
755
00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,668
Now we just have to
figure out how to open it.
756
00:32:43,070 --> 00:32:45,046
Damn, that's a high-quality magnet.
757
00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:47,469
Probably fit, like, three of these
pictures to Fred's metal hip
758
00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:48,810
with one of these bad boys.
759
00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:50,630
Oh.
760
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,346
♪
761
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:54,870
Where did you find this magnet?
762
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,807
I found it stuck to the desk.
763
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:57,934
What desk?
764
00:32:57,935 --> 00:33:01,313
♪
765
00:33:01,890 --> 00:33:03,010
Wait, what's that?
766
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,275
♪
767
00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:07,410
Bingo.
768
00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:12,823
♪
769
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,909
What's he doing?
770
00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:17,670
♪
771
00:33:17,690 --> 00:33:20,110
He just put that phone in his pocket.
772
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:22,030
He's reading Robert's diary.
773
00:33:22,050 --> 00:33:23,500
Is there anything important in that?
774
00:33:23,510 --> 00:33:25,337
The therapist's name.
775
00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:29,010
Sheriff, the therapist died
776
00:33:29,030 --> 00:33:31,509
a day after Joseph saw that diary.
777
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,640
So, if he came here to spy on us,
778
00:33:33,650 --> 00:33:35,330
he could still be doing it.
779
00:33:37,430 --> 00:33:38,750
Dr. Beasley.
780
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:42,478
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
781
00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:48,193
♪
782
00:34:01,050 --> 00:34:02,630
We're too late.
783
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,250
[WHIRRING AND HISSING]
784
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:12,330
Oh.
785
00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:14,678
Yeah, this thing's on its last legs.
786
00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:18,349
Well, I don't care how many legs it has.
787
00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:22,394
Just how long to fix it,
and can you make it longer?
788
00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:26,650
Brought you pretzels.
789
00:34:26,670 --> 00:34:27,789
Well, I found them in the Jeep,
790
00:34:27,790 --> 00:34:30,693
but I brought them inside, so...
791
00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:32,613
Is that a human?
792
00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:37,370
That is not cool, man. She can't see me.
793
00:34:37,390 --> 00:34:39,285
This is going to go on my record.
794
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:41,050
That is just her human form.
795
00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:44,750
She is a slug species
from the Earendel system.
796
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:47,002
Thanks for that.
797
00:34:47,830 --> 00:34:51,450
Now, you see your first
alien, mind-blowing.
798
00:34:51,470 --> 00:34:53,424
And then after that,
it's kind of like, meh.
799
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:54,634
Why are you here?
800
00:34:54,635 --> 00:34:56,210
I need to check on where we're at
801
00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:57,970
with the whole "saving the world" thing.
802
00:34:57,971 --> 00:35:03,310
We are not at anywhere.
I am building a model
803
00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:04,977
of the Yellowstone caldera
804
00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:07,355
to figure out what the Greys' plan is
805
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:09,910
to slaughter all of the human race.
806
00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:12,361
But I ran out of glitter.
807
00:35:13,090 --> 00:35:15,780
- Oh, you made the snow all sparkly.
- [CHUCKLES]
808
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,670
Need some trees. Can I add some?
809
00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:20,493
You are already doing it.
810
00:35:20,494 --> 00:35:21,590
Question for you...
811
00:35:21,610 --> 00:35:23,913
you're an alien here to save
the world, blah, blah, blah.
812
00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:27,584
Does it ever bother you that
you can't tell anybody about it?
813
00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:32,110
It was hard at first, but then...
814
00:35:33,010 --> 00:35:34,610
Asta found out.
815
00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:40,596
And it was easier because
I was no longer alone.
816
00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:43,070
See, that's what I mean.
817
00:35:43,090 --> 00:35:44,768
I saw Elliot today.
818
00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:47,500
He has a girlfriend now,
819
00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:49,356
which kind of made me feel like shit.
820
00:35:50,470 --> 00:35:52,024
Why are you telling me this?
821
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,169
I don't know, because you're an alien.
822
00:35:53,170 --> 00:35:56,278
I figure you can't judge me.
It's like talking to a dog.
823
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:59,530
Anyway, if I could tell
Elliot what I was doing,
824
00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:02,785
you know, then I'd have something too.
825
00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:06,206
If you do something special
and nobody knows about it,
826
00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:08,791
are you still special?
827
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,710
[SOFT MUSIC]
828
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,214
So who's Elliot?
829
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:18,426
You guys done or what?
830
00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:19,845
Go away.
831
00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:23,556
Also...
832
00:36:23,557 --> 00:36:25,810
Elliott is happy.
833
00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:29,895
And I was actually happy
to see him happy.
834
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:33,030
If you were happy that he was happy,
835
00:36:33,050 --> 00:36:35,580
then why is your face all mopey
836
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,863
and your voice is like wet underwear?
837
00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:43,250
Because if I want him happy,
even if he didn't want me,
838
00:36:43,270 --> 00:36:44,650
then that means that...
839
00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:47,390
♪
840
00:36:47,410 --> 00:36:49,930
I love him, and...
841
00:36:49,950 --> 00:36:53,919
I ruined something... real.
842
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:59,850
♪
843
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,185
Are we really not going to talk
about Mom's murder story?
844
00:37:08,690 --> 00:37:10,395
It's not... [GRUNTS SOFTLY]
845
00:37:11,610 --> 00:37:13,522
God forbid I write a sweet
little children's book.
846
00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:15,649
There are worms coming out
of the dead mouse's stomach.
847
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:16,860
- Those are entrails.
- Ugh.
848
00:37:16,870 --> 00:37:18,778
I am done with dinner.
849
00:37:18,779 --> 00:37:22,407
Hon, Max is right. Maybe
we need to talk about it.
850
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,578
- Go ahead, Max.
- What?
851
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,990
No way am I going first.
852
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,740
Okay. Well, I think we
were both just expecting
853
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,990
something a little more
cute and... and upbeat
854
00:37:34,010 --> 00:37:35,629
for a children's book.
855
00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:38,730
It's a beautiful story
about a mother feeding
856
00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:40,216
and protecting her babies.
857
00:37:40,217 --> 00:37:43,590
Objectively, if you were
in your classroom
858
00:37:43,610 --> 00:37:47,990
and you saw a student drawing this...
859
00:37:48,010 --> 00:37:50,210
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
860
00:37:50,230 --> 00:37:52,670
Would you maybe call
their parents in to talk?
861
00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:56,090
Oh, my God, what is happening to me?
862
00:37:57,910 --> 00:38:00,027
I can't get these owls out of my head.
863
00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:03,050
I saw a movie once where
a person saw an owl,
864
00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:05,820
and it meant they were
being abducted by aliens.
865
00:38:05,830 --> 00:38:06,950
Does your butt hurt?
866
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,410
Okay, that's not really dinner talk.
867
00:38:08,430 --> 00:38:09,589
And we have been over this...
868
00:38:09,590 --> 00:38:12,660
there's no such thing as aliens, okay?
869
00:38:12,670 --> 00:38:19,089
♪
870
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:20,929
[LAUGHTER]
871
00:38:20,930 --> 00:38:22,842
Getting the band back together...
872
00:38:22,843 --> 00:38:25,870
man, we haven't dusted
up like that since...
873
00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:27,930
the Gathering of Nations.
874
00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:29,630
[CHUCKLES]
875
00:38:29,650 --> 00:38:31,180
Yeah.
876
00:38:31,190 --> 00:38:33,728
Hey, Dad, I think I did a bad thing.
877
00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:39,733
Harry's in love with this alien bird.
878
00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:43,571
And so I told him not to pursue it.
879
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:46,866
I told him that he should
focus on saving the world,
880
00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:50,579
but I don't think that's why I did it.
881
00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:53,770
Someone feeling a little jealous?
882
00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:56,290
No.
883
00:38:57,970 --> 00:39:00,050
Well, not romantically anyway.
884
00:39:01,470 --> 00:39:02,670
But...
885
00:39:03,790 --> 00:39:05,580
maybe, yeah.
886
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,053
I mean, it was always just me and Harry.
887
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:09,550
He needed me.
888
00:39:09,570 --> 00:39:11,932
And now he's not even
answering my phone calls.
889
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:13,852
You know how much you mean to him.
890
00:39:14,530 --> 00:39:15,680
I know.
891
00:39:17,690 --> 00:39:19,830
Being there today,
seeing all those people,
892
00:39:19,850 --> 00:39:21,790
surrounded by all that love...
893
00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:25,850
[SIGHS] It just made me realize
he should get to have that too.
894
00:39:25,860 --> 00:39:28,070
[DOOR OPENS, BELL RINGS]
895
00:39:28,090 --> 00:39:30,534
- Hey.
- Hi.
896
00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:33,170
Thank you so much for
bringing me to the rez.
897
00:39:33,190 --> 00:39:36,082
It was a lot, but I loved it.
898
00:39:36,830 --> 00:39:40,770
Also, my mom and I kind of
got into a bit of a fight,
899
00:39:40,790 --> 00:39:45,341
so I was wondering if maybe I could
crash with you for a few days.
900
00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:49,710
Before you say no, just think
about it, okay? It could be fun.
901
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,720
[CHUCKLES]
902
00:39:50,730 --> 00:39:53,641
All right, um, I've got to
go, but think about it.
903
00:39:53,642 --> 00:39:55,768
All right. I'll talk to you soon.
904
00:39:55,769 --> 00:39:56,830
O-okay.
905
00:39:56,850 --> 00:39:59,271
There are many terrifying
things in the world,
906
00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:02,540
but the most terrifying thing is love.
907
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,779
- _
- [SARAH JAROSZ'S "HOUSE OF MERCY"]
908
00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:11,110
- _
- ♪ In the middle of the night again ♪
909
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:14,663
- _
- ♪ Still water, and the birds don't sing... ♪
910
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:18,450
It attacks you like a thing with claws.
911
00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:22,300
♪ Medicating for the
trouble that's coming ♪
912
00:40:22,310 --> 00:40:25,923
♪
913
00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:29,640
♪ This house wasn't made for strangers ♪
914
00:40:29,650 --> 00:40:33,390
♪ But you come knocking anyway ♪
915
00:40:33,410 --> 00:40:37,270
♪ I can hear you knocking on the door ♪
916
00:40:37,290 --> 00:40:41,350
♪ I won't leave it
open for you anymore ♪
917
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:45,250
Love opens you up, and there you are.
918
00:40:45,270 --> 00:40:50,530
♪ Knocking on the door
of the house of mercy ♪
919
00:40:50,550 --> 00:40:52,630
♪
920
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,420
♪ Don't try to change my mind ♪
921
00:40:56,430 --> 00:40:59,123
And you don't even try to stop it.
922
00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:01,160
You let it feed.
923
00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:07,673
♪
924
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:12,210
♪ Don't try to wear me down ♪
925
00:41:12,230 --> 00:41:16,300
Because real love makes you want
the person you love to be okay...
926
00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:18,308
_
927
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:22,312
♪
928
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,100
Even if you are not.
929
00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:28,930
♪
930
00:41:28,940 --> 00:41:31,390
[WINGS FLAPPING]
931
00:41:32,741 --> 00:41:35,326
[COOING]
932
00:41:35,950 --> 00:41:37,190
Heather?
933
00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:40,539
[COOING]
934
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,170
[GASPS]
935
00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:46,670
[SOFT MUSIC]
936
00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:52,385
♪
937
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:58,170
[GROWLS PLAYFULLY]
938
00:41:58,180 --> 00:42:01,561
♪
939
00:42:02,330 --> 00:42:04,229
Son of a bitch.
940
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,140
[DOOR OPENS]
941
00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:12,980
♪
942
00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:23,082
[COOING]
943
00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:29,910
♪
944
00:42:35,140 --> 00:42:37,870
[MUSIC TURNS SINISTER]
945
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,720
♪
946
00:42:39,730 --> 00:42:40,889
Tell me about when you worked
947
00:42:40,890 --> 00:42:43,450
for DARPA's autonomous robotics program.
948
00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:44,550
[DOOR CLOSES]
949
00:42:44,570 --> 00:42:46,390
The VA would donate soldiers
950
00:42:46,410 --> 00:42:49,090
who were in a vegetative state to DARPA.
951
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:50,450
Instead of pulling the plug,
952
00:42:50,470 --> 00:42:52,710
we kept them alive and ran experiments.
953
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,750
- I quit that job.
- [DEVICE BEEPS, LOCK CLICKS]
954
00:42:54,770 --> 00:42:56,470
I still have nightmares.
955
00:42:56,490 --> 00:43:01,390
♪
956
00:43:01,410 --> 00:43:02,950
Nope.
957
00:43:02,970 --> 00:43:05,207
No way in hell am I
putting that thing on.
958
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:06,850
It's not for you.
959
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:10,270
♪
960
00:43:10,290 --> 00:43:11,860
It's for him.
961
00:43:11,870 --> 00:43:14,080
♪
962
00:43:14,090 --> 00:43:16,593
Who better to fight aliens
963
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:19,080
than someone who can see aliens?
964
00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:23,100
♪
965
00:43:23,110 --> 00:43:27,981
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