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It's The Muppet Show, with our special
guest star, Miss Florence Henderson.
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to raise the curtain
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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Prices are so high,
yesterday I bought a pound of hamburger
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and had to have a cosigner.
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♪ To introduce our guest star ♪
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♪ That's what I'm here to do ♪
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♪ So it really makes me happy ♪
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♪ To introduce to you ♪
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Miss Florence Henderson!
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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♪ But now let's get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[GONG SOUNDS]
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Now, welcome to the show, and what a
fantastic program we have for you tonight.
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Our guest star is the beautiful
and talented Florence Henderson.
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Boy, she is really great.
But to open the show,
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one of the most exciting acrobatic acts
in the entire business,
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the Bouncing Borsolino Brothers.
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They've been bouncing
since they were baby boys.
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In fact, the doctor wasn't sure they
were boys until they stopped bouncing.
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So here they are, all the way from Boston,
the Bouncing Borsolino Brothers! Yeah!
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[GRUNTING]
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El pyramido. The pyramid.
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One.
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Two.
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Three.
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Four.
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Five.
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Six. That's me.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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-Why did you do that, Tiny?
-I didn't do nothing.
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I told you not to get on the top.
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-Well, they really brought down the house.
-Well, at least the stage. Ha-ha-ha!
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Nine hundred seventy-five pounds,
I told you not to get on the top.
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-You're a big disappointment, you guys.
-Hey, will you guys watch it? Watch it.
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George? Will you go out there
and clean up after the pigs, please?
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I am sick and tired of cleaning
up after them lousy pigs.
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Well, George, you can always quit.
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What? And get out of show business?
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-George, will you move the body?
-All right, I'll move the body.
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[KERMIT GRUNTS]
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I moved the body.
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-My brother has ghosts in his attic.
-Sounds scary.
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Yeah. He's on the Ten Most Haunted list.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we're happy now, truly,
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to present a star of stage,
screen and television,
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the mother of six on The Brady Bunch,
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and the mother of her own
bunch of four at home.
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Our guest for the evening,
the lovely Miss Florence Henderson.
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[UPBEAT TUNE PLAYING]
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♪ You might wake up some morning ♪
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♪ To the sound of something
Moving past your window in the wind ♪
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♪ And if you're quick enough to rise ♪
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♪ You'll catch the fleeting glimpse
Of someone's fading shadow ♪
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♪ Out on the new horizon ♪
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♪ You may see the floating motion
Of a distant pair of wings ♪
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♪ And if the sleep has left your ears ♪
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♪ You might hear footsteps
Running through an open meadow ♪
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♪ Don't be concerned ♪
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♪ It will not harm you ♪
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♪ It's only me pursuing
Something I'm not sure of ♪
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♪ Across my dream ♪
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♪ With nets of wonder ♪
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♪ I chase the bright, elusive
Butterfly of love ♪
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♪ You might have heard my footsteps ♪
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♪ Echo softly in the distance ♪
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♪ Through the canyons of your mind ♪
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♪ I might have even called your name ♪
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♪ As I ran searching after something ♪
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♪ To believe in ♪
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♪ Don't be concerned ♪
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♪ It will not harm you ♪
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♪ It's only me pursuing something
I'm not sure of ♪
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♪ Across my dream ♪
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♪ With nets of wonder ♪
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♪ I chase the bright, elusive
Butterfly of love ♪
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♪ I chase the bright, elusive butterfly ♪
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♪ Of love ♪
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[APPLAUDING]
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I told you not to let fatso on the top.
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-Don't blame me, I'm only a young pig.
-Listen, pigs.
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Will you guys get out of here, please?
Come on, out! Out!
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Move it! Get out of here.
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-Out, out, out!
-Oh, Kermit.
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-You have such a masculine yell.
-Oh, yeah.
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Is there anything at all,
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-anything I can do for you, my dear?
-No.
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-Because I want to make you happy.
-Good.
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-When you're happy, the pig is happy.
-Wonderful.
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Oh, my love! My life!
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[GROWLS]
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[KERMIT YELPS AND GRUNTS]
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Forgive me for being so forward,
but, ahem, I'm a liberated pig.
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-Urgh.
-Ta.
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It must be my animal musk.
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[BALLROOM DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Two, three, four, two, three...
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You know, the trouble with kids today
is they don't know what they want.
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When I was a kid, I never wanted that.
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-They're just a couple of floor hogs.
-Yeah.
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I don't know, maybe it's the wine talking.
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In fact, I'm sure it is,
but you're beautiful.
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Now, tell me the truth. You really
don't like dancing with a dog, do you?
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-What makes you say that?
-It's that flea collar you're wearing.
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I think we ought to move out of the ghetto
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and find ourselves a nice
little dump in the suburbs.
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Oh, honey, I love you like the plague.
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Can we take this moment
to announce our engagement?
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-Yeah, why not?
-Oh!
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We're engaged! Ha-ha-ha!
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I've waited so long! We're engaged!
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Florence.
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-Your eyes are like two limpid pools.
-Oh, that's very sweet, Kermit.
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And when I look into your eyes,
I'm spellbound.
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And when I look into those eyes
I see... I see...
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Yes? Come on, tell me what you see.
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I see trouble.
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Hm, hm, hm. Well, well, well.
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While the pig's away,
the frog will play, hm?
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-Hi, Piggy.
-Don't "Hi, Piggy" me, you frog stealer.
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Piggy, you have it all wrong there.
You see...
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-In a pig's eye.
-I mean, in a person's eye!
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-Yes, you do have it wrong, Piggy.
-Oh?
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Yes, Kermit was just practicing on me
what he really wants to say to you.
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-What?
-Oh.
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-You mean it?
-No.
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Oh, Kermit!
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Oh!
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My love! My love! My life!
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Oh, I am like putty in your hands.
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Putty! Putty!
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♪ Cement mixer ♪
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-Nothing.
-But...
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What happened? What happened?
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-Piggy, Piggy, come here a minute.
-Yes?
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Listen, can I give you a little tip?
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Oh, no. There's no need for that,
I'm well paid.
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No, I mean about men.
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Oh, my dear, I'm sure you know about men.
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But, ahem, honey,
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make one move toward that frog's bod...
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Mmm.
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Piggy, Kermit and I
are old friends, honest.
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-You mean there's nothing...?
-No, it's just platonic, really.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, thank you so much! Thank you!
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Oh, I'm off to find my love. Oh, oh, oh!
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She's crazy.
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-Has she gone?
-Yes. She's off to find her love!
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I told you never to touch him!
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-Hi-yah!
-Piggy! Stop it!
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[PLAYING UPBEAT CLASSICAL TUNE]
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When I was a puppy, I used to
enjoy reading about Winnie the Pooh.
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He's a bear, like Fozzie Bear, but...
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Well, not very much like Fozzie Bear.
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This is a song he would sing
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when somebody would say something
he didn't quite understand.
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He could have said,
"What?" or "I beg your pardon?"
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But Pooh would instead sing this song,
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which he made up for singing
when his brain felt fluffy.
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Goes like this:
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♪ Cottleston, Cottleston
Cottleston pie ♪
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♪ A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly ♪
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♪ Ask me a riddle and I reply ♪
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♪ Cottleston, Cottleston
Cottleston pie ♪
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Now, this is where the song changes key.
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What we call a modulation.
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That's G sharp minor.
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♪ Cottleston, Cottleston
Cottleston pie ♪
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♪ A fish can't whistle and neither can I ♪
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♪ Ask me a riddle and I reply ♪
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♪ Cottleston, Cottleston ♪
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♪ Cottleston pie ♪
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♪ Cottleston, Cottleston
Cottleston pie ♪
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♪ Why does a chicken? I don't know why ♪
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♪ Ask me a riddle and I reply ♪
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♪ Cottleston, Cottleston
Cottleston pie ♪
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[CHATTERING]
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Okay. Time once again, friends, to raise
the intellectual level of our program,
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as our panel discusses questions
of lasting importance.
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And our guest tonight
is Miss Florence Henderson.
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-Thank you. Good evening, everyone.
-Hey, baby.
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Okay. And tonight's question is one
that has bothered scholars everywhere:
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"Was William Shakespeare in fact Bacon?"
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[GASPS]
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Is this some kind of bad joke?
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-I don't understand, Piggy.
-Bacon, my love, bacon.
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-I am tired of these continual pig slurs.
-Oh.
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-You know, we pigs have feelings too.
-Oh, no, no, no.
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You see, I meant Francis Bacon.
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France's bacon, Italy's bacon,
Czechoslovakia's bacon.
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Who cares? It's all bad taste.
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Oh, no. Bacon tastes good, I had some
this morning. Really made a pig of myself!
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[SCOFFS]
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That does it! Pigs of the world, unite!
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Piggy. Please, Piggy.
We don't have time for that now.
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Yeah. Besides, you're always
hogging the time. Get it? Hogging?
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Get this, weirdo. Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
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Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
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Wait a minute! Hold it, hold it, hold it!
Wait a minute!
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Piggy, come on. Can we get back
to the subject in hand?
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-Piggy, please.
-[PANTING] I'm sorry.
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Get back over there.
The subject in hand, Florence?
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-Well, there's no question in my mind.
-As to what?
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Nothing. There's no question in my mind.
Ha-ha-ha. No answer either.
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We have a saying in my country:
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"A woman who laughs at her own jokes
seldom has branches on her shoetrees."
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That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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-So don't visit our country.
-Please. The topic is... The topic is:
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[CHATTERING]
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"Were Shakespeare's works
actually written by Francis Bacon?"
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All right, all right. Listen.
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We've been listening off-stage and we've
had enough of this garbage about bacon.
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Right. We pigs are true artists.
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Miss Henderson, would you like
to see our acrobatic act?
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Yes, I'd love to.
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KERMIT: No, no, you don't want
to see the acrobatic act.
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And one, and...
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-[IN UNISON] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Oh.
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It's cute. Cute act.
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I'm sorry about that,
Miss Henderson, but...
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Listen, we'll be back next week
with another vital question for our panel:
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"Do attack dogs make good house pets?"
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[YELLING]
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Wake me when the show starts.
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-It's already been on a while.
-Oh.
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Wake me when it's over.
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[CHATTERING]
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We got to get organized down here. Will
somebody tell those pigs to knock it off?
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Knock it off!
240
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-Knock it off!
-Knock it off!
241
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,291
Now, will we knock off
the knocking-it-offs?
242
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,294
-Knock off the knocking-it-offs!
-Knock off the knocking-it-offs!
243
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,005
-Knock off the knocking-it-offs!
-Knock it off!
244
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:09,678
You'll not see any more pigs
on this show. If I ever see another pig...
245
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,681
-Oh, Kermit, every time you yell,
-Yeesh.
246
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,558
-it sends a shudder through my body.
-Wonderful.
247
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:19,729
I tremble with desire
and uncontrollable passion.
248
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:26,820
In you I see a seething volcano ready
to erupt like Vesuvius and explode...
249
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:32,033
Ahh! We have a show to do!
Will you get out of here? Sheesh.
250
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:36,871
-[SNIFFS] He loves me.
-I give up.
251
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I knew you would.
252
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,710
[BOTH YELLING]
253
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,593
Okay, here he comes again now, folks.
254
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So stand by, sit tight,
hold on and fasten your seatbelts.
255
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The Muppet Show's own furry funnyman,
256
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here he is, Mr. Fozzie Bear!
257
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:02,105
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
258
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:05,608
Okay, gang. Grab your shoes
and grab your socks.
259
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,861
Here come the jokes, here come the yocks.
260
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,364
Now, tonight I'm gonna try
and put something new in my act.
261
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,867
-Yeah. Like comedy, maybe.
-Heh, heh.
262
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,745
Hey, look, guys, I paid a lot of money
for this new act
263
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,788
and I want to see if it's good, okay?
264
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:23,376
-Could it possibly be good?
-Could it possibly be worse?
265
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,755
Ah! Okay, now, tonight
I will do impressions
266
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,883
of great movie actors from great movies.
267
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,760
-Great! Wonderful!
-Love them!
268
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,011
Okay, okay.
269
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:37,640
First, ahem, Humphrey Bogart
from Casablanca.
270
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,981
Play it again, Sam.
271
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,275
Okay, okay, okay.
272
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Now, next is Jimmy Cagney
from Mister Roberts.
273
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Who took my palm tree?
274
00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:01,373
Okay, next, Cary Grant
from all his movies.
275
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,169
Judy, Judy, Judy.
276
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Listen, all your impressions
sound the same.
277
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,301
I can't help that. They were
all written by the same writer.
278
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:17,555
-He's got a point there.
-Yeah, on his head.
279
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,183
Okay, any other impressions?
Impressions, huh?
280
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:25,188
Yeah. We'd like to see an impression
of a bear leaving a stage.
281
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:29,818
Gotcha. Gotcha. Presenting a bare stage.
282
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:34,239
Ha. Bare. Get it?
I'm a bear. No one on the stage.
283
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:39,077
Oh, I'm terrific. I love me. I'm too good
for this show. Oh, boy, oh, boy.
284
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,832
-You know, he's getting better.
-Yeah, or we're getting worse.
285
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,962
Once again, the lovely
Miss Florence Henderson.
286
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,007
[MELLOW POP MUSIC PLAYING]
287
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,843
Ah, Florence, I don't quite
know how to say this,
288
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,637
but me and a lot of the guys
are really fond of you.
289
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:01,099
Oh, Lizard, that's very flattering.
290
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:05,103
♪ Imagine me and you, I do ♪
291
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:08,148
♪ I think about you day and night ♪
292
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:13,987
♪ It's only right to think about
The girl you love and hold her tight ♪
293
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:18,533
♪ So happy together ♪
294
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:22,412
♪ If I should call you up
Invest a dime ♪
295
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:26,750
♪ And you say you belong to me
And ease my mind ♪
296
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:30,879
♪ Imagine how the world would be
So very fine ♪
297
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:36,092
♪ So happy together ♪
298
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:41,514
♪ I can't see me loving nobody but you ♪
299
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:44,809
♪ For all my life ♪
300
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:50,023
♪ When you're with me, baby
The skies will be blue ♪
301
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:53,401
♪ For all my life ♪
302
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,404
-♪ Me and you ♪
-♪ And you and me ♪
303
00:19:56,529 --> 00:20:00,658
♪ No matter how they toss the dice
It has to be ♪
304
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,788
-♪ The only one for me is you ♪
-♪ And you for me ♪
305
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:08,208
♪ So happy together ♪
306
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,293
Come on, everybody, sing it!
307
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:15,548
♪ I can't see me loving nobody but you ♪
308
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:18,802
♪ For all my life ♪
309
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:24,057
♪ When you're with me, baby
The skies will be blue ♪
310
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:27,435
♪ For all my life ♪
311
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,355
-♪ Me and you ♪
-♪ And you and me ♪
312
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:34,609
♪ So happy together ♪
313
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:38,947
♪ So happy together ♪
314
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:43,076
♪ Bah, bah, bah
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah ♪
315
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:47,580
♪ So happy together ♪
316
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,833
♪ We're happy ♪
317
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:56,214
♪ Together ♪
318
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:05,223
We didn't have time for Gonzo
on the show this week. That's too bad.
319
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:10,979
Ahem. Well, Romeo, how are you and
Miss Henderson getting along, hm?
320
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,982
Piggy, jealousy doesn't become you.
321
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:17,485
Jealous? Moi? Ha-ha-ha.
322
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:20,739
'Tis to laugh. Ha-ha-ha!
323
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:25,160
I'm just glad that other women
find my frog attractive.
324
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,411
Your frog?
325
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:31,875
"Piggy," said the frog, trying to couch
his next words in the gentlest of terms:
326
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,377
"I am not your frog!"
327
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:39,632
-Methinks thou doth protest too much.
-What?
328
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:43,136
-Shakespeare.
-Sounds more like Bacon.
329
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,013
From a ham.
330
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:47,891
[GASPS]
331
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,393
How would you like a pork chop?
332
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,770
Hi-yah!
333
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:54,522
Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
334
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,945
-You always hurt the one you love.
-Oh.
335
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,156
Hi-yah!
336
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,035
Oh, Florence.
337
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,205
You know, I could really fall for you.
338
00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,582
Oh, Sweetums.
339
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,168
Are you serious?
340
00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,298
He's serious.
341
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:25,095
This is Kermit the Frog speaking
to you from the planet Koozebane.
342
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,346
There's a hush in the air.
343
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:30,725
This is the traditional time of courtship
of the Koozebanian creatures.
344
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:33,353
We're waiting now for the male
Koozebanian creature
345
00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:35,438
to make the first move.
346
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:39,192
CREATURE:
Hi-yah!
347
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,570
Hark! That may be him now.
348
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:45,949
Hi-yah! Wang, wang, wang!
349
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,621
Wonk, wonk!
350
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:55,083
Now, that is the "wonk wonk"
signal to the female creature.
351
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:58,253
Let's see if she makes
the traditional response.
352
00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:00,839
[SCREECHING]
353
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:06,845
Yeah, that is the traditional response
to the wonk wonk.
354
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:14,853
Ah, there she is, and what a beauty.
355
00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:17,689
Now the tender ritual begins.
356
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:25,739
Watch as the male makes the first overture
to the female, known as the "hargee."
357
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:27,949
Hargee!
358
00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:30,243
Hargee!
359
00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:33,538
Hargee!
360
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:36,499
[SHRIEKING]
361
00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:41,629
I believe she likes him.
362
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:43,715
Hi-yoo!
363
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,925
Hi-yoo!
364
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:49,262
Hi-yoo!
365
00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:56,144
Boy, did you see that?
That was the signal.
366
00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:59,856
They're going to do the
"galley-oh-hoop-hoop."
367
00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,152
This should be very exciting.
368
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,196
It's a television first,
ladies and gentlemen.
369
00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:09,282
The Koozebanian galley-oh-hoop-hoop.
370
00:24:09,407 --> 00:24:12,786
Watch closely, now.
They're going far away.
371
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:15,622
He's just about to make his turn now.
372
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,542
Hey, you!
373
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:21,044
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
374
00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:27,550
Oh, yoo!
375
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,804
Wow! Stavite!
376
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:33,431
This is it, ladies and gentlemen,
the galley-oh-hoop-hoop.
377
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:36,059
Galley-oh!
378
00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:38,687
Hoop hoop!
379
00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:57,455
Well, there you have it, friends.
Once again, love comes to Koozebane.
380
00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,670
[APPLAUDING]
381
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:07,007
Okay, well, that's about all the show
we have for you tonight.
382
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:10,093
We want to thank our very special guest,
Miss Florence Henderson!
383
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,762
Yay!
384
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:15,223
Hey, listen. Thank you, Florence,
for being our guest.
385
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:17,100
We hope you enjoyed it as much as we did.
386
00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:21,354
Oh, you know I did, Kermit,
especially our love scene.
387
00:25:21,438 --> 00:25:24,107
Wire for Miss Henderson.
Wire for Miss Henderson.
388
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:27,110
-Are you Miss Henderson?
-You know I am, Fozzie.
389
00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:29,738
There's a wire for you.
390
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:35,243
Well, that does it, folks. We'll see
you all next time on The Muppet Show!
391
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,831
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
392
00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:19,662
-I loved it.
-So what? You also loved World War II.
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