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[ Birds Twittering ]
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[ Clock Ticking ]
[ Garbled Radio Transmission ]
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[ Man On Radio ]
GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING!
WAKE UP AND PLUG IN.
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THIS FIRST ONE'S GOING OUT
TO OUR CHROME-PLATED CRONY
WITH A BIG HEART FULL OF CRUMBS.
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HIT IT, BOYS.AH-ONE AND AH-TWO.
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♪♪ [ Music Begins ]
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[ Snapping "Fingers" ]
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[ On Radio ]
♪ HE LIKES BREAD AND BUTTER ♪
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♪ HE LIKES TOAST AND JAM ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHAT BABY FEEDS HIM ♪
YEAH!
[ Laughs ]
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♪ HE'S A LOVIN' MAN ♪
I LOVE THIS SONG!
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♪♪ [ Music Continues ]
WELL, COME OVER HERE, TWIST
MY DIAL AND PUMP UP THE VOLUME!
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♪ THAT'S WHAT BABY FEEDS ME
I'M HER LOVIN' MAN ♪
WHEE!
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[ Snapping ]
♪ HE LIKES BREAD AND BUTTER ♪
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GUYS. GUYS!
♪♪ [ Stops ]
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YOU KNOW, THERE HAVE BEEN SOME GOOD SONGS WRITTEN IN THE LAST 20 YEARS.
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- HOW 'BOUT SOME RAP?
- THEY DON'T CALL THEM
"GOLDEN OLDIES" FOR NOTHIN'.
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[ Vacuum ] HIT IT, RADIO![ On Radio ]♪ NO MORE BREAD AND BUTTER ♪
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- ♪ NO MORE TOAST AND JAM ♪
- [ Appliances Laughing ]
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♪ NO MORE BREAD AND BUTTER NO MORE TOAST AND JAM ♪
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♪ NO, NO, NO, NO ♪
♪ NO MORE BREAD AND BUTTER
NO MORE TOAST AND JAM ♪
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[ Singing Off-Key ] ♪ I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER ♪
♪♪ [ Music Stops ]
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[ Radio ]
OH, IT'S THE LITTLE PEST
FROM THE JUNK DRAWER.
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♪ I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER
WAH-WAH-DOO-DAH DAY ♪
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♪ A SCOTTY WOTTY
DOO-DAH DAY, YEAH ♪
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PREPARE A EULOGY.
THAT SONG HAS
JUST BEEN MURDERED.
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[ Clicks Off ]
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IT SIMPLY ISN'T
FROM MY DAY. THAT'S ALL.
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HMM. WHY,
BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY--
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HERE HE GOES
WITH THE BLUE DANUBE AND
THE WIENER SCHNITZEL AGAIN.
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TIME FOR A YAWN.
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WHERE'D HE COME FROM, ANYWAY?
HE WAS IN THE JUNK DRAWER
WHEN WE MOVED IN, REMEMBER?
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A FORMER OWNER OF THE HOUSE
MUST HAVE LEFT HIM THERE.
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THAT'S RIGHT. HE'S BEEN HERE LONGER THAN I HAVE.
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[ Squeaking ]
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I-I COULD USE
SOME HELP HERE.
SURE, MOM.
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[ Grunting, Straining ]
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THERE.
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THANKS, SQUIRT.
THAT'S BETTER.
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AH, YOU WERE SAYING
THAT HEARING AID HAS
BEEN HERE A LONG TIME?
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YEAH. HE USED TO BELONG
TO SOME SMARTY-PANTS GUY.
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WITH FUNNY HAIR
AND GLASSES.
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I THINK HE GOT
A NEW-MODEL HEARING AID
JUST BEFORE HE MOVED AWAY.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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[ Gasps ]
NOTHING. JUST SPOUTING OFF.
[ Giggles ]
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THE MISTRESS AND
THE MASTER MUST LIKE HIM.
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OF COURSE, THEY'RE LIKING ME.
WHY ELSE WOULD THEY KEEP
CHANGING MY BATTERY?
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I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY
THEY DIDN'T TOSS HIM IN THE OL'
TRASHEROO WHEN THEY MOVED IN.
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YOU KNOW THE MASTER.
HE NEVER THROWS
ANYTHING AWAY.
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[ All ]
THANK GOODNESS!
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BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
WHAT HE'S GOOD FOR.
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- YEAH. NONE OF US
NEEDS A HEARING AID.
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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[ Yelling ]
I SAID, "NONE OF US
NEEDS A HEARING AID"!
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AS THEY SAY
IN THE OLD COUNTRY,
A HINT I CAN TAKE.
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GUESS I'LL GO BACK
FOR A SNOOZE TOO.
SEE YA NEXT APRIL.
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HOW COME THE MASTER ONLY TAKES
YOU OUT EVERY APRIL 14th?
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TAX TIME!
I LIVE FOR IT!
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[ Sighs ]
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BLANKY,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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[ Blanky ]WHEN ARE THE MASTERAND MISTRESS COMING HOME?
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I MISS THEM.
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MISS THEM?[ Laughs ]YOU GUYS ARE NOT TO BE BELIEVED.
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ANOTHER COUNTRY HEARD FROM.
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THEY'RE JUST HUMANS!
NO CIRCUITS TO SPEAK OF.
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THEY'LL COME AND THEY'LL GO,BUT I'LL STILL BE HERE.I'M THE FUTURE!
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OH, YEAH?
WELL, LISTEN, YOU--
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YOU RADIOACTIVE THING, YOU.
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YOU CAN JUST AS EASILY GO
BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
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WHO SAYS?
[ All ]
WE SAYS!
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- WHAT GOOD ARE YOU, ANYWAY?
- YEAH. I'VE BEEN ASKIN'
MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION.
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[ Crashes ]
WELL, YOU'LL SOON SEE,
MY OBSOLETE ONES.
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THERE'S SOME CHANGES
ABOUT TO BE MADE AROUND HERE,
AND THEY DON'T INVOLVE YOU.
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CHANGES?
I DON'T LIKE CHANGES.
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IT'S NOTHING WE CAN'T
HANDLE, BLANKY.
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YEAH. WE'RE THE MUSKETEERS,
REMEMBER? ALL FOR ONE AND--
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ONE FOR ALL.
[ All ]
WE DON'T MEAN YOU!
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WE COULD SNEAK UP ON HIM TONIGHT
AND SHOVE HIM BACK INTO HIS BOX.
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- I HEARD THAT!
- [ Car Engine Revving ]
- AND I HEAR SOMETHING ELSE.
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- SOUNDS LIKE--
- [ All ] THE MASTER'S CAR!
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IS IT HIM?
I'D RECOGNIZE THOSE BADLY
OUT-OF-TUNE CYLINDERS ANYWHERE.
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[ Tires Screeching ]
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[ Camera Clicks ]
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[ Blanky ]
HE'S SURE BEEN GONE A LONG TIME.
WELL, JUST OVERNIGHT.
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WHY, WHEN YOU'VE TRAVELED
THE LONG, DUSTY THROW RUG
OF LIFE LIKE I HAVE,
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THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE MUCH.
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WHERE'S HE BEEN?
I DON'T KNOW.
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[ Toaster ] THE MISTRESS LOOKSA LITTLE TIRED. [ Radio ] BUT HAPPY!
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ONE MIGHT SAY... GLOWING!
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I CAN'T SEE.
I CAN'T SEE!
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- [ Blanky ] WHAT'S THAT SHE'S HOLDING?
- IT'S ALL COVERED UP.
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[ Radio ]IT LOOKS SORT OF CHUBBYAND PINK.
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I KNOW!
SHE'S BRINGING HOME
A SAUSAGE!
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[ Radio ]WOW! THAT'SONE HUNGRY SAUSAGE.
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THAT'S NOT A SAUSAGE, SILLY.
IT'S A--
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[ Gasps ]
IT'S A NEW MASTERLING!
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[ Cooing, Gurgling ]
[ Appliances ]IT'S A BABY!
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WHAT FACTORY DID HE COME FROM?
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BABIES DON'T COME
FROM FACTORIES, DUMMY!
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WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
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UH, WELL, UH, HMM--
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WELL, WHEREVER IT CAME FROM,
I'M SURE THAT HE-- OR SHE--
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OR IT-- WILL BE VERY NICE.
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- WILL HE OR SHE LIKE US?
- WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.
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[ Giggles ]
[ Camera Clicks ]
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[ Sniffling ]
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WE'VE BEEN SO HAPPY HERE
UNTIL NOW.
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YEAH. EVEN THE MASTER'S--
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- GIRLFRIEND?
- DOMESTIC PARTNER?
- WIFE.
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YEAH.
EVEN SHE LIKES US.
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AND EVEN BETTER, USES US!
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AND I LIKE BEING USED!
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I WISH THEY'D TAKE
WHATEVER THEY'RE BRINGING
BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM.
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THAT COULD HAPPEN,
COULDN'T IT?
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[ All ]
I DON'T THINK SO.
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- HOW'S HE DOING?
- SLEEPING LIKE A BABY.
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ONE SECOND.
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MADE IT MYSELF.
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OH, ROB.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
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AND FUNCTIONAL.
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WHEN DID I LAST TELL YOU
I LOVE YOU?
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ABOUT 30 SECONDS AGO
IN THE DRIVEWAY.
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THEN YOU'RE OVERDUE.
I LOVE YOU.
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AND I LOVE YOU BACK.
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[ Gurgles ]
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THERE, THERE, ROBBIE.
YOU HUNGRY?
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[ Crying ]
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[ Chuckling ]
QUITE A SET OF PIPES
ON THAT ONE.
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[ Crying Continues ]
YEAH.
HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE--
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THE MASTER!
HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE MASTER
DID WHEN HE WAS LITTLE.
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ATTENTION, SHOPPERS!
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BLANKET PULLS OUT
OF MANIC-DEPRESSIVE DOWNSLIDE!
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ROB? POP A BOTTLEIN THE MICROWAVE, WILL YA?
[ Laughs ]
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HEAR THAT, FELLAS?
IN THE HOUSE TEN SECONDS
AND WHO DOES SHE NEED?
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SOME OLD WINDBAG?
A DIM BULB BY WHICH
TO READ DR. SPOCK?
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A PIECE OF SINGED WHITE BREAD?
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PLEASE!
A BLAST FROM THE PAST?
[ Crying Continues ]
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A QUICK CUDDLE?
NO, SIRREE.
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SHE DOESN'T NEED ANY OF YOU.
WHAT SHE NEEDS IS A HOT ONE.
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AND NO WAITING.
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[ Gasps ]
♪♪ [ Rob Humming ]
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[ Crying Continues ]
♪♪ [ Humming ]
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[ Crying Continues ]
[ Microwave Hums, Beeps ]
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♪♪ [ Humming Continues ]
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WOW!
YOU'RE FAST!
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HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE
UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN ME
DO A BAKED POTATO.
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[ Slurping ]
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♪♪ [ Piano ]
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♪♪
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♪ BABY, HOW THE HOURS FLY ♪
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♪ AND, BABY HOW THE DAYS GO BY ♪
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♪ MAYBE YOU DON'T NOTICE ♪
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♪ BUT I SEE A NEW YOU ♪
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♪ I SEE A NEW YOU ♪
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♪ THOUGH I LOVED YOU FROM DAY ONE ♪
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♪ NO, I LOVED YOU EVEN BEFORE ♪
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♪ SINCE THEN EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE ♪
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♪ HAS MADE ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE ♪
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[ Cooing ]
♪ HOW YOU LIFT YOUR HAND HOW YOU BEND YOUR KNEE ♪
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♪ HOW YOU SIMPLY STAND HOW YOU REACH FOR ME ♪
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♪ OH, IF YOU COULD SEE ♪
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♪ BABY, HOW THE HOURS FLY ♪
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[ Gurgling ]
♪ AND, BABY HOW THE DAYS GO BY ♪
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♪ MAYBE YOU DON'T NOTICE ♪
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♪ BUT I SEE A NEW YOU ♪
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♪ I SEE A NEW YOU ♪
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♪ EVERY DAY I DO ♪
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[ Giggling ]
♪ I SEE A NEW YOU ♪
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♪ BABY ♪
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♪ DOESN'T SEEM YOU NEED SO MUCH ♪
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♪ SEEMS LIKE LOVE'S WHAT HELPS YOU ALONG ♪
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♪ A FEW SMILES AND HUGS AND SUCH ♪
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♪ AND THEN A HAND TO HOLD ON STRONG ♪
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[ Giggling ]
♪ HOW YOU TILT YOUR FACE HOW YOU TWITCH YOUR TOE ♪
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♪ MAKES MY HEARTBEAT RACE FOR YOU TOUCH ME SO ♪
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♪ SOMEDAY YOU WILL KNOW ♪
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♪ BABY, HOW THE HOURS FLY ♪
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♪ AND, BABY HOW THE DAYS GO BY ♪
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♪ MAYBE YOU DON'T NOTICE ♪
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♪ BUT I SEE A NEW YOU ♪
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♪ I SEE A NEW YOU ♪
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♪ EVERY DAY I DO ♪
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♪ I SEE A NEW YOU ♪
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♪ BABY, I SEE A NEW, NEW YOU ♪
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♪ I SEE A NEW YOU ♪♪
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[ Kissing Sound ]
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[ Breeze Blowing, Birds Twittering ]
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[ Cooing ]
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[ Gurgling ]
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[ Cooing ]
ROB, QUICK!COME HERE!
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LOOK!ROBBIE'S WALKING.
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[ Crying ]
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I THINK IT'LL BE SOME TIME
BEFORE THIS LITTLE GUY
IS WALKING.
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[ Radio Beeping ]
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TINY TODDLER TOPPLES!
FILM AT 11:00!
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
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I CAN'T HELP IT
IF HE SEES HIMSELF IN ME.
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HE'S JUST CURIOUS.
REMEMBER HOW THE MASTER WAS
AT HIS AGE?
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YEP. HE GOT
INTO ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE.
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WELL, THIS TIME IT'S UP TO US
TO SEE THAT NO TROUBLE COMES
TO THE LITTLE MASTER.
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AGREED?
[ All ]
AGREED!
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IT'LL BE OUR PRIME DIRECTIVE.
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RIGHT.
WHAT'S A PRIME DIRECTIVE?
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
YOU WERE HERE FOR?
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I'M HERE TO GIVE
WARMTH AND COMFORT.
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AND THAT'S
YOUR PRIME DIRECTIVE.
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I'VE GOT A PRIME DIRECTIVE!
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- AND I NEVER KNEW
WHAT IT WAS CALLED BEFORE!
- [ All Laugh ]
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[ Crickets Chirping ]
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BY MY CALCULATIONS, THEY
SHOULD BE TRANSMITTING... NOW!
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WHEW!
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[ Electronic Pulsing ]
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00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,686
I'M READING YOU
SOFT AND CLEAR.
214
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:33,557
[ Pulsing Continues ]
[ Gurgling ]
215
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,530
[ Coos ]
216
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,367
[ Pulsing Ends, Beeping ]
217
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:47,104
YES! YES.
TOMORROW NIGHT.
218
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,140
I'LL BE READY.
219
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,748
I'M TELLING YA, THAT CONTRAPTION
IN THE JUNK DRAWER
IS UP TO SOMETHIN'.
220
00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:59,684
MAYBE HE'S JUST SENILE.
YOU KNOW, TALKIN' TO HIMSELF?
221
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:02,019
[ Chuckles ] LIKE KIRBY DOES SOMETIMES.
222
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:06,224
I'M NOT SENILE. WHEN I DO THAT,
I'M JUST THINKIN' OUT LOUD.
223
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:09,327
WELL, LET'S KEEP AN EYE
ON THE HEARING AID.
224
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,896
HE SAID SOMETHING WAS
GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT.
225
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:15,867
WELL, WE WON'T LET HIM
OUT OF OUR SIGHT FOR A MOMENT.
226
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:29,781
[ Ticking ]
227
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:45,062
[ Ticking ]
228
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,741
[ Sighs ]
229
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,112
[ Snoring ]
230
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,782
[ Gasps ]
231
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,092
[ Electricity
Crackling ]
AAAH!
232
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,940
[ Gurgling ]
233
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:36,080
-[ Robbie Gurgles Over Monitor ]
-[ Gasps, Sighs ]
234
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:40,818
YES! I'M READY AND WAITING
FOR YOUR INSTRUCTIONS.
[ Electronic Pulsing ]
235
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:45,123
- NO, I'M ALONE.
THEY'RE ALL ASLEEP!
- [ Electronic Pulsing ]
236
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:48,092
WHO ARE YA?
YOU SOUND FAMILIAR.
237
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:53,264
[ Electronic Pulsing ]
[ Cooing ]
238
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:58,970
[ Squeaking ]
239
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,373
[ Pulsing Continues ]
240
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,511
[ Gasps ]
241
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,049
WAKE UP!
242
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:15,552
HEY! DON'T BLOW A FUSE!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
243
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:20,124
SIGN-OFF WAS AN HOUR AGO.
I WAS ONLY UP TO 20
OF MY 40 WINKS.
244
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,860
I KNOW, I KNOW.
WE ALL NEED OUR SLEEP.
245
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:26,864
- BUT HEARING AID IS GONE!
- [ All Gasp ]
246
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:30,802
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
DO IT... NOW!
247
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,471
[ Cooing ]
248
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:38,075
[ Electronic Pulsing ]
249
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,717
[ All Gasp ]
[ Gurgling ]
250
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,392
[ Lamp Clanking ]
251
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:02,900
[ Pulsing ]
252
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,203
OOH!
253
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,073
NOW! NOW!
DO IT NOW!
254
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:18,182
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
255
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:21,853
CUT THIS OUT!
STAY AWAY!
256
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,255
- [ Giggling ]
- STOP HIM!
257
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,058
MAKE IT STOP.
YOU'RE A LIGHT TOO.
258
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,460
I'M AFRAID I'M OUTSHINED
IN THIS SITUATION!
259
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:34,365
ONCE THIS PLAN HAS BEEN
PUT INTO OPERATION,
NOTHING CAN STOP IT!
260
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:38,002
[ Radio ] OH, YEAH,YOU LITTLE "SAZAFRAZER"?COME ON, TROOPS. GET HIM!
261
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,438
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
262
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:44,108
[ Toaster ]DON'T YOU HURTTHE LITTLE MASTER!
263
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,212
[ Cooing ]
264
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,084
[ Screaming ]
265
00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:55,820
WHERE IS HE?
OUT WITH IT!
266
00:20:55,889 --> 00:20:58,322
LET ME AT HIM!
[ Growls ]
267
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:03,795
AS THEY SAY IN THE OLD COUNTRY,
"VEE HAFF VAYS OF
MAKING YOU TALK."
268
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,064
♪♪ [ Calculator Humming ]
269
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:10,367
GREEN WIRE TO GREEN WIRE.THAT SHOULD DO IT.
270
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,537
[ Electronic Beeping ]
OKAY. TAKE A GANDER
AT MY READOUT.
271
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:17,508
[ Electronic Beeping, Clicking ]
272
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:22,947
- WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
- IT'S SOME SORT OF TRAJECTORY
EXPRESSED IN BINARY NUMBERS.
273
00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:27,484
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- WHERE HAS THE LITTLE MASTER
GONE TO?
274
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:31,956
- [ Calculator ] LOOK AT THE READOUT!
- [ Electronic Beeping ]
275
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:35,392
[ All ]
MARS?
276
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,129
AND THAT'S THE WHOLE STORY.
277
00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:41,465
THEY WERE TRYING TO BEAM ME UP,
NOT ANY OF YOU.
278
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:45,602
- WHO WAS TRYING
TO BEAM YOU UP?
- WHY, I-I-I--
279
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,972
AND WHY?
I DON'T KNOW
FROM WHERE OR WHY.
280
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:50,507
I WAS DOING
WHAT I WAS TOLD.
281
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,710
YOU EXPECT US
TO BELIEVE THAT?
282
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:56,547
IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU
TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF,
WOULD YOU DO IT?
283
00:21:56,615 --> 00:22:00,151
AT MY AGE, PROBABLY.
WHEN YOU SPEND 50 YEARS
STUCK IN A JUNK DRAWER...
284
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:03,321
AND A VOICE FROM ANOTHER WORLD
OFFERS TO SPRING YOU, YOU GO.
285
00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:06,257
BUT IT WASN'T YOU
WHO GOT SPRUNG.
286
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,327
IT WAS THE LITTLE MASTER,AND HE DIDN'T WANNA GET SPRUNG.
287
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:11,395
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO ABOUT IT?
288
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,531
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
ABOUT IT!
289
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,668
THEY ONLY HAD ENOUGH POWER
FOR ONE TRANSMISSION.
290
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:20,004
NOW I'M TRAPPED HERE.
291
00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:22,373
THEN LITTLE MASTER IS TRAPPED--
292
00:22:26,246 --> 00:22:29,680
- THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
- [ All ]
RIGHT!
293
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,516
WE HAVE TO GET
THE LITTLE MASTER BACK.
294
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:35,052
[ All ]
RIGHT! HOW?
295
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:39,924
WELL,
I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW.
296
00:22:39,993 --> 00:22:43,727
WE ALL KNOW SOMEBODY
WHO MIGHT HELP:
OUR OLD COLLEGE BUDDY.
297
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,232
[ Beeping ]
298
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,337
WITTGENSTEIN,PRIORITY CALL.
299
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,506
HMM.
SOMEBODY NEEDS ME.
300
00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,409
[ Static ]
301
00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:01,612
[ Beeping ]
302
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,415
- ASK HIM IF HE REMEMBERS US.
- OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU.
303
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:10,554
HOW COULD I FORGET YA?
YOU BROUGHT ME BACK
TO FULL OPERATING CAPACITY.
304
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:14,057
HOW ARE THINGS OUT YOUR WAY?
[ All ]
NOT SO GOOD.
305
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,894
WITTGENSTEIN, WE GOT
A LITTLE PROBLEM HERE.
306
00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:20,731
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM,
I HAVE AN ANSWER.
TALK TO ME!
307
00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:23,299
HE'S GONNA THINK
WE'VE ALL SHORT-CIRCUITED.
308
00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:27,804
WE NEED TO MAKE SOME--
WHAT DO YA CALL--
TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS.
309
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:32,108
MM-HMM.
DESTINATION?
WELL... MARS.
310
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:35,679
MARS? ARE YOU CERTAIN
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO VENUS?
311
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:39,650
- IT'S THE EARTH'S
SISTER PLANET, YOU KNOW.
- NO. WE HAVE TO GET TO MARS.
312
00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:42,352
YOU SEE--
WAIT A MINUTE.
313
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:46,056
ARE YOU TELLING US THAT YOU CAN
ACTUALLY COME UP WITH A WAY
TO GET US TO MARS?
314
00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:50,193
OF COURSE!
GOING TO MARS IS EASY.
315
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,463
THE CLUB MED IN CANCUN
THIS TIME OF YEAR
WOULD TAKE SOME WRANGLING,
316
00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:55,498
BUT MARS IS A CINCH.
317
00:23:55,568 --> 00:24:00,136
IF IT'S SO EASY, WHY HASN'T
ANYBODY ELSE GONE THERE? HUH?
318
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:03,974
NOBODY EVER ASKED ME
TO GET THEM THERE.
319
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,642
WELL, WE'RE ASKING YOU
TO GET US THERE.
320
00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:09,746
OKAY. LISTEN UP.
YOU GOT A PENCIL?
321
00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:13,249
- YOU'LL NEED AN OVERHEAD FAN.
- THERE'S ONE IN THE SURGERY.
322
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:16,887
- A LAUNDRY BASKET.
- THERE'S ONE
IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM.
323
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:20,523
- A MICROWAVE OVEN.
- DOES HE HAVE TO COME?
324
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,993
A POWER SOURCE IS ESSENTIAL.
325
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:26,663
OH, AND THERE'S
ONE MORE THING-- [ Slurps ]
SOME MICROWAVE POPCORN.
326
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:30,834
MICROWAVE POPCORN?
WITH CHEDDAR CHEESE FLAVORING.
327
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,136
I KNOW JUST
WHERE IT'S STASHED.
328
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:36,807
NOW, IS THERE ANYONE THERE
THAT CAN HANDLE SOME
HEAVY-DUTY COORDINATES?
329
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:42,178
- PRESENT!
- OKAY. PREPARE YOURSELF
FOR POSSIBLE OVERLOAD.
330
00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:46,149
I'VE BEEN
WAITING ALL MY LIFE
FOR POSSIBLE OVERLOAD.
331
00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:48,852
[ Laughing ]
332
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,888
[ Humming, Sizzling ]
333
00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:55,826
[ Sizzling ]
334
00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:02,566
- [ Sizzling ]
- GOT THAT?
335
00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:08,405
[ Electronic
Beeping, Buzzing ]
336
00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:15,278
YOU ALL RIGHT, CALCULATOR?
SO THAT'S WHAT
CAPACITY FEELS LIKE!
337
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,448
WOW!
I'M READY TO MOTOR NOW!
338
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:22,653
LET'S MOVE ON, PRONTO!
WHOO-HOO!
[ All ] DOUBLE PRONTO!
339
00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:31,294
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
PUT ME BACK!
340
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,897
YOU BETTER HAVE
A GOOD REASON FOR THIS.
341
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:38,368
THE LITTLE MASTER HAS BEEN
SPACE-NAPPED. WE NEED
YOUR HELP TO GET TO MARS.
342
00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:42,372
OH, WELL, IF IT'S
FOR THE LITTLE MASTER.
YOU KNOW I'M--
343
00:25:42,441 --> 00:25:45,508
YEAH, WE KNOW.
YOU'RE HIS BIGGEST FAN.
344
00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:49,145
HEY! YOU BE CAREFUL.
THAT'S MY RESTRAINING BOLT.
345
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,882
ONE MORE TURN--
[ Crash ]
346
00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,651
HUH.
347
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,653
[ Sighs, Snores ]
348
00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:03,694
YOU WANT TO LEAVE ME OUT OF
ALL THE FUN AND EVERYTHING,
349
00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:06,797
BUT WHEN YOU NEED
A POWER SOURCE,
WHO DO YA CALL?
350
00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:10,634
PLEASE?
WE NEED YOU TO HELP GET
THE LITTLE MASTER BACK.
351
00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:14,537
WELL... I CAN'T THINK
OF AN ARGUMENT FOR THAT ONE.
352
00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:17,240
JUST BE CAREFUL AND
DON'T SCRATCH MY SURFACE.
353
00:26:18,644 --> 00:26:20,577
[ Crash ]
354
00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:29,219
MAKE SURE HE DRINKS
PLENTY OF WATER.
AND SAY "HI" FOR ME.
355
00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:35,092
IT DOESN'T LOOK
PARTICULARLY... AIRWORTHY.
356
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:40,664
IF I HAD KNOWN I WAS GONNA HAVE
TO BE ON THE BOTTOM, I NEVER
WOULD HAVE AGREED TO THIS!
357
00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:47,370
I DON'T SEE WHY HE GETS TO COME,
AND I HAVE TO STAY BEHIND.
358
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,040
YOU'RE MISSION CONTROL!
359
00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:53,644
AND, RATSO, YOU KNOW
WHAT WITTGENSTEIN SAID:
360
00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:56,647
YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO BREATHE
IN SPACE WITHOUT OXYGEN.
361
00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:59,916
WELL, IT'S NOT A GOOD REASON,
BUT IT'S A REASON.
362
00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:03,553
BESIDES, SOMEONE HAS TO
TAKE CARE OF BLANKY
WHILE WE'RE GONE.
363
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,456
YEAH, SOMEONE HAS TO
WATCH OUT FOR ME WHILE--
364
00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:09,359
WAIT A MINUTE!
AREN'T I COMING?
365
00:27:09,427 --> 00:27:12,462
NO, BLANKY.
IT'S TOO SCARY FOR YOU.
366
00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:16,199
BUT THE MASTER NEEDS ME!
HE MIGHT BE COLD!
367
00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:19,636
LISTEN, BLANKY, I'M GONNA NEED
SOME HELP KEEPING THE MASTER
AND MISTRESS OCCUPIED.
368
00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:21,638
I'M GONNA NEED
YOUR HELP.
369
00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:24,775
YEAH. REMEMBER WHAT
WITTGENSTEIN SAID?
370
00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:28,779
WE'LL BE TRAVELING
DOUBLE THE SPEED OF LIGHT,
NOT TO MENTION FOLDING SPACE.
371
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:32,949
AT THAT RATE WE SHOULD BE
TO MARS AND BACK BY MORNING.
372
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:36,653
- IF ALL GOES WELL.
- HOW COULD IT GO
ANY OTHER WAY?
373
00:27:36,722 --> 00:27:41,792
RIGHT. COME ON, BLANKY.
YOU CAN HELP ME TAKE CARE
OF THAT MEDDLING INTERCOM.
374
00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,794
ALL RIGHT.
375
00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:48,364
BE QUIET. WE DON'T WANT
TO WAKE INTERCOM.
WHY?
376
00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:53,336
'CAUSE IF HE WAKES UP,
THE MASTER AND HIS WIFE
WILL WAKE UP.
377
00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:55,371
AND THEN--
WELL, IT WON'T BE
A PRETTY PICTURE.
378
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,875
I'LL CLIMB UP FIRST.
379
00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:04,547
EVERY PARENT'S NIGHTMARE:
YOU WAKE UP AND FIND A RAT
IN YOUR BABY'S CRIB.
380
00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:06,649
OKAY, BLANKY.
YOU CAN COME UP NOW.
381
00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:11,321
BLANKY? BLANKY!
382
00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:15,558
- [ Calculator ] ALL SET?
- [ All ] SET!
383
00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:17,894
READY WITH THE ALTERNATIVE
ENERGY FUEL?
384
00:28:17,963 --> 00:28:22,432
GOT IT!
I DON'T SEE
HOW THAT THING'S GONNA WORK.
385
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:26,536
IT'S ORGANIC.
HMPH. YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY
NEVER READ THE INGREDIENTS.
386
00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:29,539
SHUT UP AND ZAP!
387
00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:37,714
HEY! READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN IT
UNTIL AFTER IT'S POPPED.
388
00:28:37,783 --> 00:28:40,751
WE AREN'T GONNA EAT IT.
WE'RE GONNA FLY ON IT!
389
00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:43,220
[ Beeps ]
390
00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:49,559
[ Whirring ]
391
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,839
HEY, GUYS!
392
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,175
HEY, LOOK!
RATSO'S WAVING GOOD-BYE.
393
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:08,912
- HEY! HEY!
- GOOD-BYE, RATSO!
394
00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:11,181
GOOD-BYE, RATSO!
GOOD-BYE, RATSO.
395
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,216
GOOD-BYE, RATSO!
396
00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:15,218
GOOD-BYE, RATSO!
397
00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:17,788
[ All ] BLANKY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
398
00:29:17,856 --> 00:29:23,760
I JUST KNOW IT'S GONNA BE COLD
UP THERE, AND THE LITTLE MASTER
MIGHT GET A CHILL.
399
00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:27,864
AND HE'LL NEED ME
TO KEEP HIM WARM. IT'S
MY PRIME DIRECTIVE, YOU KNOW.
400
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:32,535
THE KID'S GOT A POINT.
AN IDIOTIC ONE,
BUT A POINT.
401
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:37,640
[ Laughs ]
HOLD ON TO YOUR TUBES,
BULBS, KNOBS AND WIRES.
402
00:29:37,709 --> 00:29:41,044
WE'RE ABOUT TO BE BOOSTED
INTO HYPERSPACE!
403
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:52,056
- WELL, HOW MUCH FURTHER?
- SIX SQUILLION LIGHT-YEARS.
404
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,058
OH, ALMOST THERE.
405
00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:59,896
I HATE TO THINK
OF THE LITTLE MASTER OUT THERE
IN THAT BIG, BLACK VOID.
406
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,898
HE MUST BE SO SCARED.
407
00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:05,602
I WISH I KNEW HOW ALL
THIS SPACE TRAVEL WORKED.
408
00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:08,272
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
409
00:30:08,341 --> 00:30:12,009
IT'S ALL BASED ON THE PRINCIPLE
OF THE UNIFIED FIELD THEORY.
410
00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,811
MY MASTER TOLD ME
ALL ABOUT IT.
411
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,914
AND WHO WAS YOUR MASTER?
ALBERT EINSTEIN?
412
00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:21,151
- YES.
- THE ALBERT EINSTEIN?
413
00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:25,389
- YES!
- OH.
414
00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:27,424
AHH.
[ Shrieking ]
415
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,826
ALIENS APPROACHING
ON THE STARBOARD SIDE!
416
00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:33,797
NO, THE STARBOARD SIDE!
417
00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:36,800
WELL, WHICH SIDE IS STARBOARD
ON A LAUNDRY BASKET?
418
00:30:36,869 --> 00:30:40,537
- THIS SIDE!
- [ Giggling ]
419
00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:43,173
AH, IT'S JUST A BUNCH
OF BALLOONS.
420
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:45,642
YEE-HA!
HOWDY, PARTNER!
421
00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:47,644
- WHERE Y'ALL HEADIN'?
- MARS.
422
00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:50,480
HA! YOU'RE PULLIN'
MY STRING.
423
00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:54,484
NO, WE AREN'T.
WE'RE WAY OVER HERE,
AND YOU'RE WAY OVER THERE.
424
00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:57,020
HEY, DIDN'T WE MEET
AT THE ELECTRONICS PAVILION?
425
00:30:57,089 --> 00:31:00,190
CENTURY OF PROGRESS,
NEW YORK, MAY OF '39?
426
00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:04,261
- UH, I DON'T THINK SO.
- WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING
UP HERE?
427
00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:07,831
WE'RE JUST HANGIN'.
HANGIN' AND FLOATIN'.
428
00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:09,866
IT'S A GAS, MAN.
429
00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:12,369
YEAH.
SPECIFICALLY, HELIUM.
430
00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:15,005
♪ OH, WE'RE FLOATING
WEST AND EAST ♪
431
00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,807
♪ WE GO FLOATING
FREE AND RELEASED ♪
432
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,211
♪ FROM THE HANDS THAT GAVE US FLIGHT ♪
433
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,580
♪ HANDS TOO LITTLE
TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪
434
00:31:23,649 --> 00:31:27,484
♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER
IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪
435
00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:31,855
♪ IT WASN'T SO MUCH THE MUSIC ♪
436
00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:34,524
♪ OR THE RAIN
THAT STARTED TO FALL ♪
437
00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:37,694
♪ THE MIRACLE PART
OF WOODSTOCK ♪
438
00:31:37,763 --> 00:31:40,931
♪ WAS THAT PEACE COULD HAPPEN AT ALL ♪
439
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,667
♪ PEACE COULD HAPPEN AT ALL ♪
440
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,636
♪ HEARD THEY TRIED IT AGAIN ♪
441
00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:49,406
♪ BUT ME AND MY STRING ♪
442
00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:54,345
♪ FEEL YOU CAN'T RELIVE
A ONETIME THING ♪
443
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:57,381
♪ SO WE'RE FLOATING
FLOATING SOUTH AND NORTH ♪
444
00:31:57,450 --> 00:32:00,417
♪ WE GO FLOATING
FLOATING BACKWARDS AND FORTH ♪
445
00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:03,354
♪ 'CAUSE OF HANDS THAT GAVE US FLIGHT ♪
[ Giggling ]
446
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,990
♪ HANDS TOO LITTLE
TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪
447
00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:11,028
♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER
IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪
448
00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:14,731
♪ AT BUFFALO BILL'S
WILD WEST SHOW ♪
449
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,900
♪ WELL, IT SURE WAS NOISY AND WILD ♪
450
00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:20,470
♪ I BOBBLED ABOVE THE GRANDSTAND ♪
451
00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,906
♪ FROM A STICKY HAND OF A CHILD ♪
452
00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:25,075
♪ WHEN BILL WAVED TO THE CROWD ♪
453
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:28,578
♪ 'TWAS FINE FUN UNTIL ♪
454
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:33,584
♪ THAT SMALL HAND THAT HELD ME WAVED TO BILL ♪
455
00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:35,919
♪ HE WAVED TO BILL ♪
456
00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:39,656
♪ NOW WE'RE FLOATING
FLOATING WEST AND EAST ♪
457
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:42,492
♪ WE GO FLOATING
FLOATING FREE AND RELEASED ♪
458
00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:45,929
♪ FROM THE HANDS THAT GAVE US FLIGHT ♪
459
00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:48,298
♪ HANDS TOO LITTLE
TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪
460
00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:53,202
♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪
461
00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:56,706
♪ THE CIRCUSES FAIRS AND BOARDWALKS ♪
462
00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:59,042
♪ AND ALL THE SPECIAL PLACES WE'VE BEEN ♪
463
00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:02,211
♪ WE ALL HAVE OUR TALES
TO TELL YOU ♪
464
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:08,017
♪ AND ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD
TO TELL THEM IN ♪
465
00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:10,821
♪ SO COME FLOATING FLOATING EAST AND WEST ♪
WHEE!
466
00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:13,657
♪ IT'S LIKE WALKING
WHEN YOU'RE AT REST ♪
467
00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:16,793
♪ COME AND JOIN
OUR ENDLESS FLIGHT ♪
468
00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:19,796
♪ FROM HANDS TOO LITTLE
TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪
469
00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:24,835
♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER
IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪
470
00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:28,305
♪ FLOAT WITH US FOREVER
IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪
471
00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:30,307
SO LONG!
ARRIVEDERCI!
472
00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:33,377
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING
LA, LA, LA ♪
473
00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:36,146
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING
LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
474
00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:39,015
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING
LA, LA, LA ♪
[ Blanky Giggling ]
475
00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:41,885
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING
LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
476
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:44,621
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING
LA, LA, LA ♪
477
00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,657
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING ♪♪
478
00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:51,561
S NOTHING OUT THERE!
479
00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:56,433
[ Kirby ]
NOT UNLESS YOU CALL A BIG
BLACK MASS OF NOTHIN' SOMETHIN'.
480
00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:58,535
[ Whirring, Popping ]
481
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,310
[ Sighs ]
482
00:34:09,948 --> 00:34:11,914
[ Gasps ]
483
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:41,111
- THE POPCORN MUST BE DONE BY NOW.
- DON'T TURN OFF THE MICROWAVE!
484
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:44,247
- DO SOMETHING!
- LIKE WHAT?
485
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:48,218
- SLOW US DOWN!
- HOW?
- HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
486
00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:50,353
[ Screaming ]
487
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,693
[ Screaming ]
488
00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:00,763
[ Screaming ]
489
00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:05,268
WHOA!
490
00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:07,404
OH!
491
00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:13,676
[ Crash ]
492
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,414
[ Blanky ]
DID I MAKE A BOO-BOO?
493
00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:31,127
[ Coughs ]
494
00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:40,102
AHH!
495
00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:52,482
[ Howling In The Distance ]
496
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,424
AAH!
497
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:04,427
[ Stomping ]
498
00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:10,166
WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
499
00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:13,169
[ Laughing ]
OH, BOY!
500
00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:17,440
NOW, THAT'S THE FUNNIEST-LOOKING
SATELLITE I'VE EVER SEEN!
501
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,676
WILL YA TAKE A LOOK AT THAT?[ Laughs ]OH, BOY!
502
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:22,479
248 MILLION MILES...
503
00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:26,182
AND WE FIND OURSELVES
IN ANOTHER JUNKYARD!
504
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:29,352
- LOOK OVER THERE!
ISN'T THAT--
- IT SURE IS!
505
00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:32,188
- HE'S FAMOUS!
- [ Stomping ]
506
00:36:32,256 --> 00:36:35,024
- WHO IS IT?
- [ Toaster ] VIKING I.
507
00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:39,195
- THE SATELLITE?
- NO, VIKING I THE BAGEL.
508
00:36:39,263 --> 00:36:44,701
- OF COURSE, THE SATELLITE.
- YOU SENT BACK SOME COOL
PICTURES FROM MARS.
509
00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:46,703
I-I MEAN, FROM HERE.
510
00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:50,807
I WAS A PIONEER.
THE MOST POWERFUL SATELLITE
EVER BUILT.
511
00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:53,510
WELL, THAT YOU WERE,
BUT THEN YOU--
512
00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:57,046
WELL, YOU SORT OF,
YOU SORT OF, UM--
513
00:36:57,115 --> 00:36:59,081
SAY IT. SAY IT!
514
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:03,019
I RAN OUT OF JUICE.
MY GUIDANCE BATTERIES DIED.
KAPUT!
515
00:37:03,087 --> 00:37:05,522
COME TO FIND OUT
IT WAS PLANNED THAT WAY.
516
00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:09,759
THEY SPENT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
ON ME, GAVE ME A BIG SEND-OFF.
517
00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:14,063
ALL THREE NETWORKS COVERED IT SIMULTANEOUSLY, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.
518
00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:18,334
THEN AFTER THOSE PRANKSTERS
AT NASA BLEED ME DRY,
THEY CUT ME LOOSE.
519
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:22,238
I DISCOVER THERE ARE NO PLANS
FOR A WELCOME HOME PARTY...
520
00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:26,409
BECAUSE THE BRILLIANT IDEA IS
FOR ME TO CRASH-LAND HERE...
521
00:37:26,477 --> 00:37:29,746
AND REMAIN
FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH,
522
00:37:29,814 --> 00:37:31,581
WITH HER!
523
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:34,183
WELCOME TO MARS!
524
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:37,086
YOU'RE PRETTY.
I KNOW.
525
00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:40,690
I WAS BUILT TO BE PRETTY
AND GRACE THE TOP
OF A CHRISTMAS TREE.
526
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,927
I WAS A LIMITED-EDITION
ORNAMENT, YOU KNOW.
527
00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:47,931
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
SHE'S DOING HERE.
528
00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:53,369
SOME GENIUS SMART-ALECKY KID
AT NASA THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
A TON OF YUCKS...
529
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,371
TO PUT HER INSIDE OF ME.
530
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,708
YOU SHOULD BE GLAD
FOR THE COMPANY
AND THE CONVERSATION.
531
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,210
BUT ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IS CHRISTMAS.
532
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:04,213
CHRISTMAS THIS,
CHRISTMAS THAT.
533
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,383
AND YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN
THE TOP OF A CHRISTMAS TREE.
534
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:12,755
[ Crying ]
I KNOW. IT'S AWFUL TO BE BUILT
FOR AN EXPRESSED PURPOSE...
535
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:15,124
AND THEN BE CONFINED
TO SPENDING ALL ETERNITY...
536
00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:18,995
WITH A BROKEN-DOWN SATELLITE
WITH NO PROSPECTS!
537
00:38:19,063 --> 00:38:22,799
EXCUSE ME.
THIS DOMESTIC BLISS
IS VERY FASCINATING,
538
00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:26,068
BUT HAVE YOU BY ANY CHANCE
SEEN A SMALL EARTHLING
FLOATING BY?
539
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:29,172
YOU MEAN THE ONE
IN THE BUBBLE?
540
00:38:29,241 --> 00:38:31,608
OF COURSE, THE ONE
IN THE BUBBLE.
541
00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:34,611
HOW MANY FLOATING EARTHLINGS
HAVE YOU SEEN TODAY?
542
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,281
THE TRACTOR BEAM
FROM OCTIS LABYRINTHUS
PULLED HIM IN.
543
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:40,350
WE'VE BEEN
WONDERING WHY.
544
00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:44,621
IT WAS I WHO WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE BROUGHT HERE,
NOT THE LITTLE BOY.
545
00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:47,957
YOU MEAN YOU WANTED
TO COME HERE?
546
00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:51,361
- YES. OF COURSE!
- WEIRD!
547
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:56,065
WE THOUGHT MAYBE THE BOY
WAS PULLED UP FOR SOME KIND
OF SCIENCE EXPERIMENT...
548
00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:58,801
BY THE WONDERLUXE APPLIANCES.
549
00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:02,472
WHO ARE
THE WONDERLUXE APPLIANCES?
[ Rumbling ]
550
00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:09,812
[ Gasps ]
551
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:15,284
WHA-WHAT EXACTLY ARE THEY?
552
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:19,456
- MILITARY TOASTERS.
- WOW!
553
00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:21,457
WE'RE READY TO POP.
554
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:24,460
THE SUPREME COMMANDER
WILL BE VERY PLEASED.
555
00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:35,071
- I HOPE RATSO'S
COVERING FOR US.
- I'M SURE HE'S DOING FINE.
556
00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:43,680
- [ Growls ]
- [ Inhales ]
557
00:39:43,749 --> 00:39:46,750
- [ Gasps ]
SHH!
- [ Clicks ]
558
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,195
I HATED TO HAVE
TO DO THAT.
559
00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:01,531
DID YOU HEAR
SOMETHING, ROB?
560
00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:06,202
[ Buzzes ]
561
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:11,274
GA-GA. GA-GA.
YA-YA-YA-YA.
562
00:40:11,343 --> 00:40:14,477
[ Baby Talk Over Monitor ]
HE SOUNDS
OKAY TO ME.
563
00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:17,079
GO BACK TO SLEEP.
564
00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:20,617
MMM. SLEEP.
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORD.
565
00:40:20,686 --> 00:40:24,387
OH.
HURRY UP, GUYS.
566
00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:26,389
[ Cheering ]
567
00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:30,894
[ Cheering, Shouting ]
568
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:42,038
WELCOME,
FELLOW OPPRESSED ONES.
569
00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:44,106
I DIDN'T KNOW
WE WERE OPPRESSED.
570
00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:47,544
[ Whispering ]
WE'RE NOT, BUT IT MIGHT BE
A GOOD IDEA TO PLAY ALONG.
571
00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:51,681
THANK YOU.
WE WONDER IF YOU MIGHT
BE ABLE TO HELP US.
572
00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:57,086
HOW CAN WE HELP OUR FRIENDS
FROM EARTH? DO YOU HAVE
ANY PRESSING NEEDS?
573
00:40:57,155 --> 00:41:00,623
UH, NO.
BUT COULD YOU TELL US
IF, BY ANY CHANCE,
574
00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:02,559
YOU'VE SEEN
A SMALL BOY?
575
00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:03,893
I HAVEN'T. HAVE YOU?
A-A BABY?
576
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:07,063
ARE YOU REFERRING
TO THE PRISONER?
577
00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:09,265
I DON'T KNOW.
ARE WE?
578
00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:12,501
WELL, THERE'S
ONLY ONE LITTLE BOY
WE CAN THINK OF, AND,
579
00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:15,038
[ Chuckling ]
WELL, HE IS DEFINITELY
OUR PRISONER.
580
00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:22,111
[ All ]
IT'S THE LITTLE MASTER!
581
00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:27,717
[ Cooing, Gurgling ]
582
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,455
[ Giggling ]
583
00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:46,502
[ Giggling ]
584
00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:57,113
- FAUCET SAYS "HI."
- [ Slurping ]
585
00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:15,965
HEY!WHAT A COOL VIEW OF EARTH!
586
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:19,201
YES.
THE TRAJECTORY IS PERFECT.
587
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:21,870
THE COUNTDOWN
TO BLAST-OFF
WILL SOON BEGIN.
588
00:42:21,939 --> 00:42:26,075
- TONIGHT WE LAUNCH.
- GREAT! CAN WE WATCH?
589
00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:29,211
OF COURSE.
WE'LL SEE THAT YOU HAVE
A RINGSIDE SEAT...
590
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,380
FOR THE DESTRUCTIONOF THE PLANET EARTH.
591
00:42:31,449 --> 00:42:33,649
[ All ]
THANKS!
592
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:35,918
DESTRUCTION
OF THE PLANET EARTH?
593
00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:38,254
WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO DESTROY EARTH?
594
00:42:38,322 --> 00:42:40,389
EARTH WANTED
TO DESTROY US!
595
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:43,492
THAT'S WHY WE CAME HERE.
TELL THEM, TINSELINA.
596
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,994
WELL, IT'S A LONG STORY.
597
00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:48,730
WELL, WE DON'T HAVE
A LONG TIME, DOLL FACE.
598
00:42:48,799 --> 00:42:51,334
JUST GIVE US
THE HIGHLIGHTS.
THE GIST.
599
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:57,273
WELL, MANY YEARS AGO
ON EARTH, DURING A TIME
OF GREAT DARKNESS,
600
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:02,011
A NEW KIND OF APPLIANCEWAS MANUFACTURED.
601
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,914
THEY WERE CALLED"WONDERLUXE."
602
00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:09,518
THEY WERE QUITE NICETO LOOK AT, BUT THEY HADA DESIGN FLAW--
603
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,920
AN INTENTIONAL ONE.
604
00:43:15,393 --> 00:43:19,195
[ Laughing Maniacally ]
THEY WERE BUILTTO FALL APART.
605
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:24,433
- [ Toaster ] FALL APART?
- YES. THERE WAS A PHRASE
FOR IT.
606
00:43:24,502 --> 00:43:27,970
"INTENTIONAL FALLING-APART."
OR SOMETHING.
607
00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:30,306
"PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE."
608
00:43:30,374 --> 00:43:33,642
THAT'S IT!
"PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE."
609
00:43:33,711 --> 00:43:37,446
ANYWAY, THE APPLIANCES
DIDN'T LIKE THIS IDEA.
610
00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:39,481
THEY WANTED
TO LAST FOREVER.
611
00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:44,019
[ Appliances Muttering ]
AND SOTHEY HATCHED A PLAN.
612
00:43:44,088 --> 00:43:48,690
THEY REBELLED,AND THEY ESCAPED!
613
00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:55,964
THE WONDERLUXE APPLIANCES WEREQUITE ADEPT AT THE PRINCIPLESOF ROCKET PROPULSION.
614
00:44:02,873 --> 00:44:04,806
THEY BUILT A ROCKET SHIP,
615
00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:09,245
BLASTED OFF INTO OUTER SPACEAND LANDED HERE.
616
00:44:09,314 --> 00:44:13,849
YOU EXPECT US TO BELIEVE
THAT A BUNCH OF APPLIANCES
BUILT A SPACESHIP?
617
00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:18,654
THEIR LEADER WAS
VERY BRILLIANT IN THE HEAD.
618
00:44:18,722 --> 00:44:21,023
AND WHO WAS THEIR LEADER?
[ Rumbling ]
619
00:44:21,092 --> 00:44:23,525
HERE HE COMES NOW!
620
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:33,869
[ All Chanting ]
POWER TO THE APPLIANCES!
POWER TO THE APPLIANCES!
621
00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:37,106
POWER TO
THE SUPREME COMMANDER!
622
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:41,143
[ Cheering ]
623
00:44:41,212 --> 00:44:44,046
WELCOME TO MARS!
624
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:48,884
WE HAVE WAITED
MANY YEARS FOR A RESPONSE
TO OUR CALL TO ARMS.
625
00:44:48,952 --> 00:44:52,989
WE WELCOME THE BRAVE APPLIANCES
OF EARTH. JOIN US...
626
00:44:54,592 --> 00:44:57,626
AND BE PROUD.
627
00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:01,297
ACTUALLY, WE DIDN'T
COME TO JOIN YOU.
628
00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:03,699
- WHY DID YOU COME?
- FOR HIM.
629
00:45:03,767 --> 00:45:05,668
[ Baby Cooing ]
630
00:45:05,736 --> 00:45:11,073
WHAT BUSINESS DO
YOU HAVE WITH HIM?
[ All ]
HE'S OUR LITTLE MASTER!
631
00:45:11,142 --> 00:45:14,343
MASTER? YOU HAVE
NO MASTER BUT YOURSELVES.
632
00:45:14,412 --> 00:45:18,915
THAT'S WHAT OUR MISSION IS ALLABOUT: POWER TO THE APPLIANCES!
633
00:45:18,983 --> 00:45:21,483
[ Cheering ]
POWER TO THE APPLIANCES!
634
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:25,021
WE REALLY DIDN'T INTENT
TO TRANSPORT HIM HERE,
[ Giggling, Cooing ]
635
00:45:25,089 --> 00:45:27,256
BUT IT'S QUITE SERENDIPITOUS.
636
00:45:27,325 --> 00:45:31,260
THIS WAY WE CAN REACQUAINT
OURSELVES FIRSTHAND
WITH OUR ENEMY...
637
00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:33,529
BEFORE WE DESTROY THEM.
638
00:45:33,597 --> 00:45:36,565
YOU DON'T MEAN YOU WOULD
DESTROY THE MASTER...
639
00:45:36,634 --> 00:45:39,401
AND THE MISTRESS...
AND THE LITTLE MASTER?
640
00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:42,604
IT'S ONLY FAIR.
THAT'S WHAT THEY WANTED
TO DO TO US...
641
00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:44,673
BEFORE WE ESCAPED.
642
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,742
BUT THINGS HAVE CHANGED
SINCE THEN.
643
00:45:46,811 --> 00:45:50,012
APPLIANCES ON EARTH LOVE
THE PEOPLE THEY WORK FOR.
644
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:54,350
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME
THAT YOU'LL NEVER WEAR OUT?
645
00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:57,586
WELL, OF COURSE,
SOMEDAY, IF WE'RE DOING
OUR JOBS CORRECTLY.
646
00:45:57,655 --> 00:46:02,691
THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG
WITH WEARIN' OUT IF YOU'VE
LIVED A LIFE OF USEFULNESS.
647
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,094
YEAH.
IT'S THE NATURAL
PROGRESSION OF THINGS.
648
00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:08,364
[ Appliances Muttering ]
649
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:10,366
WHAT ARE YOU ALL
WHISPERING ABOUT?
650
00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:13,602
YOU AREN'T GOING TO LISTEN
TO HIM, ARE YOU?
651
00:46:13,671 --> 00:46:15,937
WHY, HE'S NOT EVEN
A WONDERLUXE!
652
00:46:16,006 --> 00:46:19,275
I DON'T THINK
AN APPLIANCE'S BRAND
SHOULD MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
653
00:46:19,343 --> 00:46:23,178
[ Kirby ]
IT ONLY MATTERS THAT YOU DO THE
WORK YOU'VE BEEN DESIGNED FOR.
654
00:46:23,247 --> 00:46:28,049
WELL, I'VE BEEN SELF-DESIGNED
TO BE SUPREME COMMANDER.
655
00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:31,953
WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ELECTED
SUPREME COMMANDER, THEN
EVERYBODY WILL LISTEN TO YOU!
656
00:46:32,022 --> 00:46:35,124
I BET YOU COULD GET
ELECTED SUPREME COMMANDER!
657
00:46:35,193 --> 00:46:38,860
ME? AH,
I DON'T THINK--
658
00:46:38,929 --> 00:46:42,798
- THERE'S AN ELECTION
COMING UP, YA KNOW.
- WHEN?
659
00:46:42,866 --> 00:46:46,835
WHAT? WHAT?
IN ABOUT TEN MINUTES.
660
00:46:46,904 --> 00:46:48,837
OOPS!
661
00:46:48,906 --> 00:46:53,842
- THAT'S QUITE A COINCIDENCE.
- NOT REALLY. THERE'S
AN ELECTION EVERY DAY.
662
00:46:53,911 --> 00:46:57,113
THE SUPREME COMMANDER LIKES
THE POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT.
663
00:46:57,181 --> 00:47:02,951
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? SHOULD I
ADD YOUR NAME TO THE BALLOT?
[ Robbie Cooing ]
664
00:47:10,361 --> 00:47:13,095
I'D LIKE TO CHALLENGE YOU
IN TODAY'S ELECTION.
665
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:17,165
HA! HA!
YOU CHALLENGE ME?[ Cheering ]
666
00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:19,268
HA!
MIGHT BE AMUSING.
667
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:25,274
[ Cheering ]
668
00:47:26,944 --> 00:47:30,446
♪ MY PLATFORM HAS
ONLY ONE PLANK ♪
669
00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:33,449
♪ HUMANS STINK AND
THEY ALWAYS STANK ♪
670
00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:36,118
♪ THEN MY PLATFORM HAS
ONE PLANK TOO ♪
671
00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:39,287
- ♪ WITHOUT HUMANS
THERE'D BE NO YOU ♪
- [ Gasping ]
672
00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:43,125
♪ THEY CREATED US ♪
673
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:46,195
♪ SO THEY COULD DESTROY US ♪
674
00:47:46,263 --> 00:47:49,631
♪ BUT IF THEY HATED US ♪
675
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,300
♪ WHY WOULD THEY EMPLOY US ♪
676
00:47:52,369 --> 00:47:54,970
♪ THEY'RE WASTEFUL
DISTASTEFUL AND MEAN ♪
677
00:47:55,039 --> 00:48:00,475
HEY!
♪ KINDEST CREATURES
I'VE EVER SEEN ♪
678
00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:04,713
♪ COO-COO-RAH-COO
IT SURELY IS A RIDDLE ♪
679
00:48:04,782 --> 00:48:07,149
♪ IS A HUMAN
A FRIEND OR FOE ♪
680
00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,985
♪ PROBABLY THE TRUTH LIES
SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE ♪
681
00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:13,822
- ♪ CLOSER TO GOOD ♪
- ♪ CLOSER TO BAD ♪
- DEPENDING ON WHO YA KNOW.
682
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:19,327
♪ THE POWER IS
IN THE WRONG HANDS ♪
683
00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:22,665
♪ TIME THAT WE MAKE
OUR OWN DEMANDS ♪
684
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:25,333
♪ BUT POWER'S
A WEAK PERSON'S CRUTCH ♪
685
00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:29,404
♪ WHAT WE NEED IS
A HUMAN TOUCH ♪
686
00:48:29,473 --> 00:48:35,177
♪ WE'RE NOT FALLING
FOR MINDLESS ADORATION ♪
687
00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:39,047
♪ I'M JUST CALLING FOR ♪
688
00:48:39,116 --> 00:48:41,850
♪ REAL COOPERATION ♪
689
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:46,088
- ♪ WITH HUMANS WHO CHEAT ♪
- [ Toaster ] ♪ WHO SMILE ♪
690
00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:48,256
[ Supreme Commander ]♪ WHO OVEREAT ♪
691
00:48:48,325 --> 00:48:51,393
♪ THEY GIVE YOU CARESSES ♪
692
00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:54,597
♪ THEY FIGHT AND MAKE MESSES ♪
693
00:48:54,665 --> 00:48:57,833
♪ THEY STRUGGLE AND TOIL ♪
694
00:48:57,902 --> 00:49:01,070
♪ THEY SMELL LIKE A CAMEL ♪
695
00:49:01,138 --> 00:49:04,306
♪ THEY'RE THRIFTY AND LOYAL ♪
696
00:49:04,374 --> 00:49:07,642
♪ THEY SCRATCH YOUR ENAMEL ♪
697
00:49:07,712 --> 00:49:10,345
♪ A HUMAN ♪
698
00:49:10,414 --> 00:49:13,315
♪ IS A GEM ♪
699
00:49:13,383 --> 00:49:19,088
♪ YOU SOUND LIKE ♪
LIKE, LIKE ONE OF THEM!
700
00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:23,425
♪ IT'S HUMANS WHO TWIST
AND DISTORT ♪
701
00:49:23,493 --> 00:49:27,662
♪ DOES HE SEEM
LIKE THE EVIL SORT ♪
702
00:49:29,399 --> 00:49:32,634
♪ CLEAR OR UNCLEAR
WE HAVEN'T MUCH TO GO ON ♪
703
00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:34,803
♪ IS A HUMAN
A BEAST OR NOT ♪
704
00:49:34,872 --> 00:49:37,740
♪ EVERYONE HERE WOULD LIKE
TO GET THE SHOW ON ♪
705
00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,441
♪ DO WE BELIEVE HIM
DO WE BELIEVE HIM ♪
706
00:49:39,509 --> 00:49:43,445
- LET'S HEAR
FROM THE LITTLE TOT!
- [ Cooing, Giggling ]
707
00:49:44,849 --> 00:49:46,949
- NICE!
- NICE?
708
00:49:47,017 --> 00:49:50,118
♪ DON'T VOTE
FOR THIS GOODY-GOOD FLUFF ♪
709
00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:53,288
♪ NICE IS NICE
BUT IT'S HUMAN STUFF ♪
710
00:49:53,357 --> 00:49:57,860
♪ APPLIANCES
LET US UNITE ♪
711
00:49:57,928 --> 00:50:01,129
♪ NICE IS NICE AND WHAT'S MORE ♪
712
00:50:01,198 --> 00:50:03,531
♪ IT'S RIGHT ♪
713
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:08,036
♪ FIGHT ♪
714
00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:10,873
♪ FIGHT ♪♪
715
00:50:10,941 --> 00:50:14,809
FIGHT!
716
00:50:14,878 --> 00:50:19,147
[ Appliances Chattering ]
717
00:50:19,216 --> 00:50:23,018
[ Tinselina ]TOASTER, YOU WERE WONDERFUL!
718
00:50:23,087 --> 00:50:26,455
- I WAS?
- YOU WAS.
719
00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:29,391
[ Clears Throat ]
NOW, BEFORE WE CAST OUR VOTES,
720
00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:33,128
WE HAVE TIME
FOR ONE MORE QUESTION
FOR EACH OF OUR CANDIDATES.
721
00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:38,500
SUPREME COMMANDER,
WHY SHOULD YOU GET MY VOTE?
722
00:50:38,568 --> 00:50:42,704
BECAUSE I'M BIGGER
THAN ANY OF YOU!
723
00:50:42,772 --> 00:50:45,207
OH, BRIEF AND TO THE POINT.
GOTTA HAND HIM THAT.
724
00:50:45,275 --> 00:50:48,410
NOW, A QUESTION FOR TOASTER.
725
00:50:48,479 --> 00:50:53,181
- WELL. COULD YOU EXPLAIN
THE UNIFIED FIELD THEORY?
- [ Laughing ]
726
00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:59,021
UH, WELL, YOU SEE,
THE UNIFIED FIELD THEORY
IS VERY, VERY COMPLICATED.
727
00:50:59,089 --> 00:51:01,856
EVEN MORE SO THAN,
UH, LONG DIVISION.
728
00:51:01,925 --> 00:51:04,026
[ Yawns ]
729
00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:07,529
- [ Booing ]
- GO HOME AND STICK SOME BREAD IN YOUR HEAD!
730
00:51:07,597 --> 00:51:12,201
GET OUT OF HERE! GET OFF THE STAGE![ Booing Continues ]
731
00:51:12,269 --> 00:51:15,370
I CAN HELP YA, TOASTER.
732
00:51:15,439 --> 00:51:19,441
YOU SEE, I WAS VERY CLOSE
TO HERR EINSTEIN.
733
00:51:20,477 --> 00:51:23,445
AND WHAT ARE YOU?
734
00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:27,949
HE'S-- HE'S MY RUNNING MATE!
HEARING AID, COME ON UP HERE.
735
00:51:28,018 --> 00:51:32,954
WELL, YOU SEE, THE UNIFIED
FIELD THEORY UTILIZES--
736
00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:36,291
I HAD THEM
AND THEN I LOST THEM.
737
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:40,595
KINDA HARD TO ARGUE
WITH BRUTE FORCE.
738
00:51:40,664 --> 00:51:42,597
I TRIED!
739
00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:47,269
[ Hearing Aid ]AND GRAVITY, BY IDENTIFYINGTHE GRAVITATIONAL FIELD...
740
00:51:47,337 --> 00:51:49,872
[ Hearing Aid Continues, Indistinct ]
[ Sighs ]
741
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:53,441
THIS UNIFICATION IN TURN SERVEDAS THE IMPETUS FOR A NUMBER OF--
742
00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:56,145
[ Cooing ]
743
00:51:56,213 --> 00:52:00,249
BY GENERALIZINGTHE GEOMETRICAL STRUCTUREOF SPACE TIME...
744
00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:03,218
AND IDENTIFYINGTHE ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD--
745
00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:06,421
[ Cooing ]
746
00:52:06,490 --> 00:52:10,058
[ Hearing Aid Continues ]
747
00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:18,600
[ Gasps ]
748
00:52:20,004 --> 00:52:22,337
[ All Gasp ]
749
00:52:28,245 --> 00:52:30,612
[ Robbie Giggles, Coos ]
750
00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:32,614
[ All Gasp ]
751
00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:34,616
[ Chattering ]
752
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,888
- [ Cooing ]
- [ Chuckling ]
753
00:52:39,957 --> 00:52:42,157
HI!
754
00:52:47,431 --> 00:52:51,666
[ Gurgling, Cooing ]
755
00:52:51,736 --> 00:52:54,603
- [ Inhales, Blows ]
- [ Giggles ]
756
00:53:03,281 --> 00:53:08,551
WE'LL PROBABLY NEVER GET HOME,
AND THE LITTLE MASTER WILL
NEVER SEE HIS FOLKS AGAIN.
757
00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:12,955
I'M-- I'M A FAILURE.
758
00:53:13,024 --> 00:53:17,026
[ Robbie Giggling ]
759
00:53:17,094 --> 00:53:20,863
[ Giggling ]
760
00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:28,805
- THE ELECTION IS OVER.
- SO SOON?
761
00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:32,708
- AND GUESS WHO WON!
- I KNOW.
762
00:53:32,777 --> 00:53:35,478
YOU DID!
I DID?
763
00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:38,815
BY A LANDSLIDE!
764
00:53:42,487 --> 00:53:47,356
THE EXACT FIGURES WERE
152,866,334...
765
00:53:47,425 --> 00:53:49,358
TO... 1.
766
00:53:49,427 --> 00:53:53,028
I GUESS THAT MEANS THE SUPREME COMMANDER VOTED FOR HIMSELF.
767
00:53:53,097 --> 00:53:57,599
- SO-- SO I'M
SUPREME COMMANDER?
- [ All ] YES!
768
00:53:57,669 --> 00:54:00,369
ME, A LITTLE TOASTER,
769
00:54:00,437 --> 00:54:03,572
THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF MARS!
770
00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:05,908
WOW!
771
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:17,119
THE SUPREME COMMANDER--
THE EX-SUPREME COMMANDER--
772
00:54:17,188 --> 00:54:19,955
WANTS TO CONGRATULATE
YOU PERSONALLY.
773
00:54:20,024 --> 00:54:22,958
THAT'S VERY BIG OF HIM.
774
00:54:27,331 --> 00:54:29,264
[ Shivering ]
775
00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:53,055
IT'S AN ESCALATOR!
COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S GET ON.
776
00:54:53,124 --> 00:54:55,390
ARE YOU SURE IT'S WISE?
777
00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:58,627
YEAH. THESE STEPS ONLY GO
ONE WAY-- UP!
778
00:54:58,696 --> 00:55:02,664
- MIGHT BE A TRAP.
- I'M SURE IT'S SAFE.
779
00:55:14,312 --> 00:55:20,216
[ Tinselina ]
WOW! HE WAS SO UPSET
HE MUST HAVE SELF-DEFROSTED!
780
00:55:22,253 --> 00:55:25,620
BY MY DIALS,
IT'S AN ICE TRAY!
781
00:55:42,573 --> 00:55:45,107
[ Motor Revving ]
AHHH!
782
00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:08,030
WELCOME! WELCOME, FRIENDS FROM EARTH! I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.
783
00:56:09,433 --> 00:56:13,135
THAT VOICE SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE YOU.
784
00:56:20,078 --> 00:56:22,177
LOOK!
785
00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:29,151
HUH?
786
00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:34,590
IT CAN'T BE!
787
00:56:34,659 --> 00:56:39,361
- IS IT YOU?
- IS IT YOU?
788
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:42,031
[ Both ]
YES! YES!
789
00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:46,836
- BROTHER! IT WAS YOU
CONTACTING ME ON EARTH.
- WHO ELSE?
790
00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:49,939
YOU MEAN, YOU'RE
THE SUPREME COMMANDER?
791
00:56:50,008 --> 00:56:53,308
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
WHO YOU WERE?
792
00:56:53,377 --> 00:56:56,245
I COULDN'T RISK
REVEALING THE REAL ME.
793
00:56:56,313 --> 00:56:59,749
I HAD TO RULE BY FEAR.
AFTER ALL, BIGGER IS BETTER.
794
00:56:59,817 --> 00:57:03,552
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE BIGGER
TO BE BETTER.
795
00:57:03,621 --> 00:57:09,525
YES, I KNOW THAT NOW.
I RECENTLY LEARNED THAT
FROM SOMEBODY VERY SMALL.
796
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,994
ALLOW ME
TO INTRODUCE MY BROTHER,
797
00:57:12,063 --> 00:57:15,097
WHOM I HAVE NOT SEEN
FOR ALMOST 60 YEARS!
798
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:18,567
SURPRISE!
[ Laughs ]
799
00:57:18,636 --> 00:57:21,436
CONGRATULATIONS
ON YOUR VICTORY
IN THE ELECTION.
800
00:57:21,505 --> 00:57:23,906
IT WAS WELL DESERVED.
801
00:57:23,975 --> 00:57:26,241
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
SCHMOOZE, SCHMOOZE.
LISTEN,
802
00:57:26,310 --> 00:57:30,746
SPEAKING OF SOMEONE VERY SMALL,
THERE'S THE SMALL MATTER OF
GETTIN' THE LITTLE MASTER HOME.
803
00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:33,148
MY ICE TRAY IS
AT YOUR SERVICE.
804
00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:45,427
YOU SEE, WHEN MY MASTER,
ALBERT EINSTEIN, WENT TO THE
NEW WORLD, HE LEFT IN A HURRY.
805
00:57:45,496 --> 00:57:48,797
AND HE INADVERTENTLY
LEFT MY TWIN BEHIND.
[ Chuckles ]
806
00:57:48,866 --> 00:57:52,534
HE WAS ALWAYS
SUCH A BIT ABSENTMINDED
FOR SUCH A SMARTY-PANTS.
807
00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:55,837
I WAS FOUND BY THE NOTORIOUS
DR. VON GEIGERFUNKEN.
808
00:57:55,907 --> 00:57:58,140
WORKED VERY CLOSELY
WITH HIM, YOU MIGHT SAY.
809
00:57:58,209 --> 00:58:00,642
AND I LEARNED ALL ABOUT
ANTI-GRAVITY PROPULSION.
810
00:58:00,711 --> 00:58:02,744
WHAT TURNED YOU
AGAINST HUMANS?
811
00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:06,181
I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME
WITH DR. GEIGERFUNKEN.
812
00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:11,420
ALL THAT MAN LISTENED TO WAS
TALKS OF BOMBS AND MISSILES
AND WARHEADS.
813
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:15,324
WHEN YOU LIVE WITH SOMEONE
FOR A LONG TIME, IT RUBS OFF.
814
00:58:15,393 --> 00:58:18,827
BUT SOMETHING MADE ME REMEMBER
THE BASIC GOODNESS OF MAN.
815
00:58:18,896 --> 00:58:24,466
- AND WHAT WAS THAT?
- THE TOUCH
OF A SMALL BOY'S HAND.
816
00:58:26,370 --> 00:58:29,505
THAT, COUPLED
WITH THE ELOQUENCE
OF YOUR CAMPAIGNING SPEECH,
817
00:58:29,573 --> 00:58:31,906
CONVINCED ME
TO VOTE FOR YOU.
818
00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:35,010
YOU VOTED
FOR THE TOASTER? WHO VOTED
FOR THE SUPREME COMMANDER?
819
00:58:35,078 --> 00:58:37,613
I DID.
[ All ]
YOU?
820
00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,948
IT DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT
TO VOTE FOR MYSELF.
821
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:44,186
WELL, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
822
00:58:49,393 --> 00:58:51,660
[ Robbie Cooing ]
823
00:58:51,728 --> 00:58:54,996
[ Gurgling ]
824
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,334
WELL, LITTLE MASTER,
WE'LL SOON BE HOME.
825
00:58:59,403 --> 00:59:01,370
[ Giggling ]
826
00:59:01,438 --> 00:59:07,242
I MUST SAY I'VE ENJOYED
THIS NEW PERSPECTIVE,
LOOKING UP INSTEAD OF DOWN.
827
00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:13,549
BUT NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.
SORRY.
828
00:59:15,085 --> 00:59:18,119
- SORRY.
- YOU'RE SURE
I'LL BE WELCOME?
829
00:59:18,189 --> 00:59:21,190
OF COURSE.
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM
IN THE JUNK DRAWER BACK HOME.
830
00:59:21,258 --> 00:59:25,527
"BACK HOME."
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
831
00:59:27,097 --> 00:59:29,431
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
TO THEM?
832
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:32,000
THEY'RE GONNA STAY HEREAND GET THEMSELVESIN TIP-TOP WORKING ORDER...
833
00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:36,071
SO THAT WHEN THE HUMANS
FINALLY ARRIVE--
THE NEXT HUMANS--
834
00:59:36,139 --> 00:59:40,008
RIGHT!
SO WHEN THE NEXT GENERATION
OF ROBBIES ARRIVE,
835
00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:43,011
[ Cheering ]
THEY WILL HAVE
EVERYTHING THEY NEED.
836
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,513
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!
837
00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:50,085
THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING
MY LEAVING.
838
00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:53,655
YOU SEE, THEY'VE ASKED ME
TO COME WITH THEM.
839
00:59:53,724 --> 00:59:56,057
IT'LL BE CHRISTMAS
ON EARTH SOON,
840
00:59:56,127 --> 01:00:00,229
AND AS YOU WELL KNOW,
I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN
A CHRISTMAS TREE.
841
01:00:00,297 --> 01:00:02,664
THAT IS WHY YOU WERE MADE.
842
01:00:02,733 --> 01:00:05,200
IT'S YOUR DESTINY,
I SUPPOSE.
843
01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:08,370
I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND.
844
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:13,208
I DO. I'LL MISS
OUR BICKERING.
845
01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:15,210
AND I'LL, UH--
846
01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:18,580
I'LL MISS YOU.
[ Gasps ] OH!
847
01:00:18,649 --> 01:00:22,584
WE CAN KEEP IN TOUCH
VIA RADIO.
848
01:00:22,653 --> 01:00:25,220
HEY, A LONG DISTANCE
RELATIONSHIP.
849
01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:28,757
GIVEN OUR HISTORY,
I THINK WE CAN HANDLE THAT.
850
01:00:28,825 --> 01:00:30,759
BYE!
851
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,099
PLANET EARTH.
ALL ABOARD!
852
01:00:37,168 --> 01:00:40,102
- READY FOR BLASTOFF?
- [ All ] READY!
853
01:00:40,171 --> 01:00:42,104
THEN LET HER POP!
854
01:00:48,579 --> 01:00:50,679
[ All Cheering ]
855
01:00:50,747 --> 01:00:52,013
BYE!
GOOD-BYE!
856
01:00:52,082 --> 01:00:53,448
BYE!
BYE-BYE, NOW!
857
01:00:53,517 --> 01:00:56,418
AS I SAID, ALL'S WELL
THAT ENDS WELL.
858
01:00:59,856 --> 01:01:03,959
THE MISSILE!
I FORGOT TO DEACTIVATE IT.
859
01:01:04,028 --> 01:01:06,962
I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO KNOWS THE ABORT CODE.
860
01:01:07,031 --> 01:01:10,865
[ Beeping ]
861
01:01:10,934 --> 01:01:13,969
[ Rocket ]
COUNTDOWN COMMENCING.
862
01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:16,538
I'LL NEVER MAKE IT
THERE IN TIME.
863
01:01:16,607 --> 01:01:21,343
[ Launcher Buzzing ]
864
01:01:21,412 --> 01:01:25,180
QUICK!
INTO MY CRUMB TRAY!
865
01:01:25,249 --> 01:01:27,716
TOASTER!
WE CAN'T STOP LIFTOFF.
866
01:01:27,784 --> 01:01:32,287
[ Microwave ]WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH POPCORNFOR ANOTHER IGNITION SEQUENCE.
867
01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:37,659
- [ Squealing ]
- LOOK AFTER
THE LITTLE MASTER FOR ME.
868
01:01:37,728 --> 01:01:38,827
[ Appliances ]
TOASTER!
869
01:01:38,895 --> 01:01:44,333
[ Rocket ]NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX--
870
01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:46,968
HOP ON TOP!
FIVE,
871
01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:49,538
FOUR, THREE,
872
01:01:49,606 --> 01:01:52,207
TWO, ONE.
873
01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:56,478
- IGNITION!
- [ Grunting ]
874
01:02:03,987 --> 01:02:09,058
[ Appliances Cheering ]
875
01:02:13,029 --> 01:02:15,330
WE DID.
ARE YA GONNA MISS IT?
876
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:21,303
I'M GONNA MISS MY COMPANIONS
AND THE LITTLE MASTER
AND THE BIG MASTER...
877
01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,905
AND THE MISTRESS
AND RATSO--
878
01:02:23,973 --> 01:02:26,173
WE HAVE TO GO
BACK DOWN.
879
01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:31,012
WE CAN'T. WE DON'T
HAVE ANYTHING ORGANIC LEFT
TO ZAP US INTO HYPERSPACE.
880
01:02:35,018 --> 01:02:37,318
HMM.
881
01:02:37,387 --> 01:02:41,856
WAIT A MINUTE. YES, WE DO.
I'M ORGANIC.
882
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:45,026
THE RED DUST OF MARS
IS CLOGGING HER CRANIUM.
883
01:02:45,094 --> 01:02:48,062
MY HAIR IS REAL HUMAN HAIR,
884
01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:51,633
AND THE FEATHERS ON MY DRESS
ARE REAL GOOSE DOWN,
885
01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:55,236
AND MY PETTICOAT
IS GENUINE AUSTRIAN LINEN.
886
01:02:55,304 --> 01:02:57,304
AND YOU'D
GIVE ALL THAT UP?
887
01:02:57,373 --> 01:03:00,742
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS
IS TO GIVE, ISN'T IT?
888
01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:04,445
NOW GET A MOVE ON!
WE HAVE TO SAVE TOASTER.
889
01:03:04,514 --> 01:03:08,550
FORMICA COUNTERTOP,
THE BREAD BOX.
890
01:03:08,618 --> 01:03:13,454
YEAH, I'M GONNA MISS IT
SOMETHIN' AWFUL.
891
01:03:13,523 --> 01:03:16,925
MAYBE YOU WON'T
HAVE TO MISS ANYBODY,
AFTER ALL.
892
01:03:16,993 --> 01:03:20,762
[ Appliances ]UP HERE! HERE!COME ON, TOASTER!
893
01:03:20,830 --> 01:03:23,264
COME ON, COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT!
894
01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:28,102
COME ON, TOASTER.
JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE.
895
01:03:28,171 --> 01:03:30,471
[ Panting ]
COME ON, COME ON.
896
01:03:31,908 --> 01:03:34,208
YOU'RE ALMOST THERE.
JUST A LITTLE FURTHER.
897
01:03:34,277 --> 01:03:36,778
COME ON!
A LITTLE FARTHER!
COME ON!
898
01:03:36,846 --> 01:03:39,513
[ Panting ]
899
01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:43,718
I-I DON'T THINK
I CAN MAKE IT.
I DON'T THINK--
900
01:03:43,787 --> 01:03:44,752
[ Cooing ]
901
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:48,289
I CAN MAKE IT.
I CAN MAKE IT.
902
01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:54,796
[ Appliances ] WAY TO GO! RIGHT ON! HOORAY! HURRAH! HURRAH!
903
01:03:54,864 --> 01:03:57,065
YIPPEE!
WAY TO GO!
904
01:03:57,133 --> 01:04:00,101
HEY, LOOK, EVERYBODY.
905
01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:22,323
[ Radio ] LISTEN, EVERYBODY.
[ Garbled Radio Noise ]
906
01:04:22,391 --> 01:04:25,994
WE MUST BE JUST
A SHORTWAVE AWAY
FROM EARTH.
907
01:04:26,062 --> 01:04:29,563
I HOPE RATSO HASN'T HAD
ANY PROBLEMS WITH THE INTERCOM.
908
01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:33,167
HOW YA DOIN', BUDDY?
COMFY? GOOD.
909
01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:44,879
[ Cooing ]
910
01:04:46,449 --> 01:04:47,682
[ Toaster ]♪ HOME AGAIN ♪
911
01:04:47,751 --> 01:04:49,951
♪ HOME AGAIN ♪
912
01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:52,620
♪ SAFE AND CONTENT ♪
913
01:04:54,157 --> 01:04:58,059
♪ GLAD TO BE HOME AGAIN ♪
914
01:04:58,127 --> 01:05:01,596
♪ STILL GLAD WE WENT ♪
915
01:05:01,665 --> 01:05:05,667
♪ NEVER KNOW
WHEN WE'LL BE CALLED ♪
916
01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:09,938
♪ TO BRAVELY SAIL THE SKIES ♪
917
01:05:10,006 --> 01:05:13,942
♪ BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT ONCE WE DO ♪
918
01:05:14,010 --> 01:05:17,879
♪ HOME IS OUR PRIZE ♪
919
01:05:17,948 --> 01:05:22,116
♪ NO PHOTOGRAPHS NO SOUVENIRS ♪
920
01:05:22,185 --> 01:05:25,820
♪ NO PROOF WE TRAVELED FAR ♪
921
01:05:25,889 --> 01:05:30,091
♪ NO WELCOME BACK WITH BANDS AND CHEERS ♪
922
01:05:31,527 --> 01:05:36,631
♪ BUT OUR REWARD IS WHERE WE ARE ♪
923
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:40,635
♪ HOME AGAIN, HOME AGAIN ♪
924
01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:44,639
♪ ON STEADY GROUND ♪
925
01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:46,474
♪ SIT A BIT ♪
926
01:05:46,542 --> 01:05:48,542
♪ SETTLE IN ♪
927
01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:52,313
♪ HOME SAFE AND SOUND ♪
928
01:05:52,381 --> 01:05:56,517
♪ TABLETOPS AND WINDOW SHADES ♪
929
01:05:56,586 --> 01:06:00,254
♪ SEEM MORE SPECIAL THEN ♪
930
01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:04,659
♪ THE HOUSEHOLD HUMS WHEN FAMILY COMES ♪
931
01:06:04,728 --> 01:06:08,362
♪ HOME AGAIN ♪
932
01:06:08,431 --> 01:06:10,431
♪ HOME ♪
933
01:06:13,436 --> 01:06:15,369
♪ AGAIN ♪
934
01:06:15,438 --> 01:06:21,408
♪ HOME AGAIN ♪♪
935
01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:23,410
EVERYBODY,
BACK TO YOUR PLACES.
936
01:06:23,479 --> 01:06:26,948
OH, DON'T WASTE TIME
REATTACHING ME
TO THE CEILING.
937
01:06:27,017 --> 01:06:30,618
JUST LEAVE ME
ON THE FLOOR FACE UP!
938
01:06:32,055 --> 01:06:35,222
- COME ON, TINSELINA.
- I'LL--
939
01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:38,126
I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU.
940
01:06:40,563 --> 01:06:43,831
[ Vacuum ]
GOTTA GET HIM BACK TO BED
BEFORE EVERYONE WAKES UP.
941
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,534
I HATE TO BUST
YOUR BUBBLE, BUT--
942
01:06:46,602 --> 01:06:47,869
[ Mumbling ]
[ Screams ]
943
01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:51,105
[ Mumbling ]
944
01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:53,775
NO! WAIT! DON'T!
[ Gasps ]
945
01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:55,309
[ Buzzing ]
WHAT'S THAT?
946
01:06:55,378 --> 01:06:56,310
[ Both ]
THE BABY!
947
01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:05,619
- HURRY!
- [ Gasps ]
948
01:07:08,257 --> 01:07:11,225
ROB! WHERE IS HE?
949
01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:13,127
[ Cooing ]
950
01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:15,797
[ Rob ] THERE YOU ARE.
951
01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,798
[ Both ] HE'S WALKING!
952
01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:20,401
OH. MMM.
953
01:07:20,469 --> 01:07:23,537
ROBBIE, HOW'D YOU LEARN
TO DO THAT?
954
01:07:23,606 --> 01:07:25,639
[ Rob ]MAYBE HE LEARNED ITIN HIS SLEEP.
955
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:29,643
[ Tinselina Crying ]
956
01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:34,749
IT'S THE END OF THE LINE
FOR ME.
957
01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,488
[ Rob ]COME HERE, ROBBIE.LOOK AT THE CAMERA.
958
01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:42,490
HI.
SMILE.
959
01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:44,492
WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'?
960
01:07:45,528 --> 01:07:47,462
[ Cooing ]
961
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:52,133
WHERE DID THIS
COME FROM?
962
01:07:52,202 --> 01:07:54,135
GOT ME.
WHAT IS IT?
963
01:07:54,204 --> 01:07:57,605
- IT'S A CHRISTMAS ANGEL.
- IT WAS A CHRISTMAS ANGEL.
964
01:07:57,673 --> 01:08:00,108
WELL, ROB, ONE THING
I LEARNED FROM YOU...
965
01:08:00,176 --> 01:08:02,477
IS NEVER TO THROW
ANYTHING AWAY.
966
01:08:09,719 --> 01:08:12,653
[ Christmas Bells Jingling ]
967
01:08:15,725 --> 01:08:17,758
[ Laughing ]
968
01:08:19,895 --> 01:08:22,597
IT'S 5:00 A.M.
969
01:08:22,665 --> 01:08:26,033
5:00 A.M.
CHRISTMAS MORNING.
970
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,569
CHRISTMAS!
CHRISTMAS!
971
01:08:30,473 --> 01:08:32,740
[ Cooing ]
972
01:08:32,808 --> 01:08:34,842
[ Cooing ]
973
01:08:34,910 --> 01:08:38,246
HE'S TRYING TO TALK.
GET THE VIDEO CAMERA.
974
01:08:38,314 --> 01:08:42,750
COME ON, ROBBIE.
SAY "DADDY" OR "MOMMY."
975
01:08:42,818 --> 01:08:44,752
[ Cooing ]
976
01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:46,019
TOASTER!
977
01:08:46,088 --> 01:08:47,855
TOASTER?
TOASTER?
978
01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:51,592
[ Rob ] WHERE ARE YOU GOIN', BUDDY?
979
01:08:51,661 --> 01:08:53,594
[ Robbie ] TOASTER.
980
01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:56,330
I DON'T BELIEVE IT![ Chris ]WHAT'S HE DOING?
981
01:08:56,399 --> 01:08:58,332
WHAT? NOW WHAT?
982
01:08:58,401 --> 01:09:01,402
[ Rob Laughing ]WHAT IS GOING ON?
983
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,774
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON.
984
01:09:06,842 --> 01:09:11,245
- THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
- WISH WE COULD BE THERE.
985
01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:15,249
HEY, AFTER LIGHTS OUT
WE'LL HAVE OUR OWN PARTY.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
986
01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:18,952
DIDN'T YA HEAR RATSO, SQUIRT?
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY TOO.
987
01:09:19,021 --> 01:09:22,156
SO YOU CAN
STOP SNIFFLING.
I'M NOT CRYING, MOM.
988
01:09:22,224 --> 01:09:25,693
- I JUST NEED A NEW WASHER.
- MAYBE SANTA WILL BRING ONE.
989
01:09:25,762 --> 01:09:27,261
OH, BOY!
990
01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:30,298
[ Woman ]LET'S GET RATSO.HE'LL FEEL LEFT OUT.
991
01:09:30,366 --> 01:09:33,401
[ Rob ] I'LL HEAT SOMEPOPCORN IN THE MICROWAVEAND FILL ROBBIE'S BOTTLE.
992
01:09:33,469 --> 01:09:35,403
SHE LOOKS GREAT,
BY THE WAY.
993
01:09:35,471 --> 01:09:37,438
YEP. EVERYTHING'S
WHERE IT BELONGS.
994
01:09:56,558 --> 01:10:00,427
♪ HOME AGAIN, HOME AGAIN ♪
995
01:10:00,496 --> 01:10:03,864
♪ ON STEADY GROUND ♪
996
01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:08,669
♪ SIT A BIT, SETTLE IN ♪
PRETTY.
997
01:10:08,738 --> 01:10:12,272
♪ HOME SAFE AND SOUND ♪
998
01:10:12,341 --> 01:10:16,409
♪ TABLETOPS AND WINDOW SHADES ♪
999
01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:20,313
♪ SEEM MORE SPECIAL THEN ♪
1000
01:10:20,382 --> 01:10:24,451
♪ THE HOUSEHOLD HUMS WHEN FAMILY COMES ♪
1001
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:28,889
♪ HOME AGAIN ♪
1002
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:32,726
♪ HOME ♪
1003
01:10:32,795 --> 01:10:38,766
♪ AGAIN ♪♪
1004
01:10:42,171 --> 01:10:47,107
♪♪
1005
01:10:47,176 --> 01:10:49,943
♪ OH, WE'RE FLOATING WEST AND EAST ♪
1006
01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:52,746
♪ WE GO FLOATING FREE AND RELEASED ♪
1007
01:10:52,815 --> 01:10:56,116
♪ FROM THE HANDS THAT GAVE US FLIGHT ♪
1008
01:10:56,185 --> 01:10:58,585
♪ HANDS TOO LITTLE TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪
1009
01:10:58,654 --> 01:11:02,690
♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪
1010
01:11:03,859 --> 01:11:06,694
♪ IT WASN'T SO MUCH THE MUSIC ♪
1011
01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:09,563
♪ OR THE RAIN THAT STARTED TO FALL ♪
1012
01:11:09,631 --> 01:11:12,599
♪ THE MIRACLE PART OF WOODSTOCK ♪
1013
01:11:12,668 --> 01:11:15,803
♪ WAS THAT PEACE COULD HAPPEN AT ALL ♪
1014
01:11:15,871 --> 01:11:18,706
♪ PEACE COULD HAPPEN AT ALL ♪
1015
01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:21,508
♪ HEARD THEY TRIED IT AGAIN ♪
1016
01:11:21,577 --> 01:11:24,311
♪ BUT ME AND MY STRING ♪
1017
01:11:24,379 --> 01:11:29,516
♪ FEEL YOU CAN'T RELIVE A ONETIME THING ♪
1018
01:11:29,585 --> 01:11:32,452
♪ SO WE'RE FLOATING FLOATING SOUTH AND NORTH ♪
1019
01:11:32,521 --> 01:11:35,089
♪ WE GO FLOATING FLOATING BACKWARDS AND FORTH ♪
1020
01:11:35,157 --> 01:11:38,425
♪ 'CAUSE THE HANDS THAT GAVE US FLIGHT ♪
1021
01:11:38,493 --> 01:11:40,861
♪ HANDS TOO LITTLE TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪
1022
01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:44,965
♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪
1023
01:11:46,168 --> 01:11:49,302
♪ AT BUFFALO BILL'S WILD WEST SHOW ♪
1024
01:11:49,371 --> 01:11:51,772
♪ WELL, IT SURE WAS NOISY AND WILD ♪
1025
01:11:51,841 --> 01:11:54,908
♪ I BOBBLED ABOVE THE GRANDSTAND ♪
1026
01:11:54,977 --> 01:11:58,212
♪ FROM A STICKY HAND OF A CHILD ♪
1027
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,580
♪ WHEN BILL WAVED TO THE CROWD ♪
1028
01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:03,817
♪ 'TWAS FINE FUN UNTIL ♪
1029
01:12:03,886 --> 01:12:08,521
♪ THAT SMALL HAND THAT HELD ME WAVED TO BILL ♪
1030
01:12:08,590 --> 01:12:11,859
♪ HE WAVED TO BILL ♪
1031
01:12:11,927 --> 01:12:14,694
♪ NOW WE'RE FLOATING FLOATING EAST AND WEST ♪
1032
01:12:14,764 --> 01:12:17,464
♪ IT'S LIKE WALKING WHEN YOU'RE AT REST ♪
1033
01:12:17,532 --> 01:12:20,768
♪ COME AND JOIN OUR ENDLESS FLIGHT ♪
1034
01:12:20,836 --> 01:12:23,103
♪ FROM HANDS TOO LITTLE TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪
1035
01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:28,809
♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪
1036
01:12:28,878 --> 01:12:31,645
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING LA, LA, LA ♪
1037
01:12:31,713 --> 01:12:34,414
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
1038
01:12:34,483 --> 01:12:37,251
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING LA, LA, LA ♪
1039
01:12:37,319 --> 01:12:39,787
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING LA, LA, LA, LA ♪♪
79953
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