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Oh, Miss Fine, is it that time
of the month again?
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Oh, I'm afraid so,
Niles.
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Time to make
my credit card payments.
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Oh, thank God
I've got a system.
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No, you don't.
I'm tapped.
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Not you.
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I have to pay
my American Express,
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because if I buy
a piece ofgum,
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the SWAT team
storms the building.
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Meanwhile,
I pay my MasterCard
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with my Discover card.
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My Discover card
with my Optima card.
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My Optima card
with my Cititrust Visa.
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But doesn't that leave
a very high balance
on your Visa?
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Exactly.
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And that's why they give me
an espresso machine,
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which I sell to pay off
my American Express, thank you.
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Miss Fine, you should be
president of Mexico.
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Daddy, I need
some money.
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Oh, of course, sweetheart.
Here you are.
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Oh, boy,
you're lucky.
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My father was never
so generous with me...
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unless he was asleep,
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and his pants were hanging
on the back of a chair.
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Fran, it's only $50.
- Only $50?
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Do you know
how many kids
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Sally Struthers
could feed for $50?
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Although, have you
seen her lately?
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Do we really think
she's feeding anyone else?
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Well, you know, Margaret, Miss
Fine does have a valid point.
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I gave you $50
just yesterday.
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Now, what did
you do with it?
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I spent it on clothes
for school.
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Well, there you are.
You see?
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She spent it
on clothes for school--
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Don't you have
a uniform?
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Dad, don't be mean.
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I love you so much.
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All right. But this
is the last time.
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Oy.
What?
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Well, you know, I don't
wanna
derail the gravy train,
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but don't you think it's
time
that the kid got a job?
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Okay,
I'll get a job.
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I'll go work
at the Gap.
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Wait a minute, isn't that
where
your boyfriend, Peter, works?
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Oh. Is it?
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Honey, honey,
let me handle this.
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You're opening up a whole
Endora's box over here.
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Mr. Sheffield,
all I'm saying
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is that
I think a job
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would teach her
responsibility.
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Yeah, well,
I'm all for that.
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I just think she may be
too young to start working.
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Well, you're not doing her
any favors
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by handing her everything
on a silver platter.
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Thank you, Niles.
- Mm.
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I don't know, Miss Fine.
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I just don't feel right
about Margaret
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taking a job
away from someone
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who could really use
the money.
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Well, okay. Uh, have
her do volunteer work.
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Yeah, I can do
volun--
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What?
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You mean work
and
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Why do I have to work
in the first place?
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I thought
we were rich.
No, no, no, no.
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I'm rich. You won't be rich
until I'm dead.
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Uh, don't go there,
Mr. Sheffield.
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I have the feeling
Mr. Menendez
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used that logic
on Lyle and Erik.
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[THEME SONG PLAYS]
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♪ She was workin'
In a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup
But the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair
She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became
The nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly what
The doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now the father
Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪
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♪ The nanny named Fran ♪
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Sorry I'm late,
Maxwell.
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My cooking class
ran over.
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Taste this.
Taste this!
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Mm.
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Oh, let me give you
a tortilla for dipping.
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[SPITS]
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Oh.
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Well, go on.
Dip.
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Knock, knock.
Oh, Miss Fine. Come in.
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Guess who got
a new job.
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Hallelujah,
Nanny Fine!
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Don't even give
two weeks' notice.
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Girl, you just
go, go, go.
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And as a token
of my appreciation...
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Oh, Miss Babcock,
it's gorgeous.
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I don't know
what to say.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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I'm not the one
with the new job.
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Maggie is.
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Hm.
Self-winding.
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Well, Maggie's
going to be
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a candy striper
at Belmont Hospital.
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I got her the gig
through this doctor
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I once broke up with.
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You
with a doctor?
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Uh-huh.
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A very successful
anesthesiologist.
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But when I went out with him,
I didn't feel anything.
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Miss Fine,
do you really think
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Margaret's responsible enough
to be working in a hospital?
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Oh, what's the worst
that will happen?
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She'll forget to bring
someone their Jell-O Snack?
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See that aquarium?
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What aquarium? There's
no fish in there.
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Well, Margaret forgot to
bring
them their Jell-O Snacks.
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Well...this is
different.
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This job is gonna help
build her character.
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She's gonna wake up
every morning with a purpose,
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to help people...
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to marry a doctor,
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to move to Great Neck,
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to drive a Caddy SDS
with a Northstar engine
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and make her cousin Martha
so jealous!
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Oh, sorry.
I'm back.
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Oh, Miss Babcock...
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is your dog here?
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Chester?
He's not here.
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Oh, well, then what's
with the Cycle 2?
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I made that
in cooking class,
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Nanny Fine, who knows
nothing about haute cuisine.
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Well...
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I know when food's supposed
to be served in a bowl
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with a name on it.
[CHUCKLES]
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WOMAN [ON PA]:
Dr. Carrow, Surgery please.Dr. Carrow...
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Oh, honey, this job is gonna
just do wonders for you.
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And, besides, it's really good
karma to help people in need.
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Oh, just look at that woman
over there.
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Let's go over and cheer her up
a little bit.
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Hi. You know, things
can't be that bad.
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And when you look good...
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you feel good.
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There.
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Oh, she's gonna feel
much better about herself now.
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Oh, excuse me.
I need a doctor.
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What are
your symptoms?
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I'm 30 and single.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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That's funny.
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Thirty.
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Anyway, this is
Maggie Sheffield,
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your new candy striper.
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Hi.
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Now, Maggie,
this is a hospital,
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and things can get
pretty rough around here.
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Are you sure
you're up for this?
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Uh, excuse me
for a moment.
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Fran, I don't know.
Maybe Dad was right.
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Uh, number one, don't
ever say that again.
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Number two,
we prepared for this.
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How manyRescue 911's
did we watch?
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I know, but this is real.
That's fake.
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Honey,911
is
not fake.
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It's a reenactment
of an actual event.
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Only with better-looking
people.
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So now,
don't get nervous.
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That's just a needle.
- I know.
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Don't let it get to you.
- I won't.
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FRAN: You okay?
- Yeah.
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Good.
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See ya.
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[THUD]
Fran?
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Peter, this job gets
more amazing every day.
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Make that pouty face.
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Peter, I'm serious.
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This lady came out
of surgery,
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and I was there
when she opened her eyes.
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Oh, you should've
seen her face
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when I said her thighs
already look smaller.
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Maggie...
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What's the number of that
pizza place that delivers?
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[MURMURS WORDS]
No, no, not that one.
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The one on 57th.
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Oh, never mind.
I'll look it up.
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Oh, what do you
want on it?
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[BOTH MURMUR WORDS]
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Oh, can't we split
the diff?
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Can't we do half pepperoni,
half Canadian bacon?
200
00:09:12,366 --> 00:09:14,000
What do you want,
Brighton?
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Put me down
for a calzone.
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Brighton...
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Oh, hi, Mr. Sheffield.
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How was your dinner
at Miss Babcock's?
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What did she serve?
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Well, I'm not
quite sure.
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But I have a feeling
I'll be tasting it again
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later this evening.
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Well, judging
by the hour,
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you must have liked it
well enough
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to have stayed
for seconds.
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What's wrong
with him?
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Well, you know,
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you come home smelling
of another chef's cooking,
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you've got sauce
on your collar...
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I mean,
he's not stupid.
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Miss Fine, do you
happen to have anything
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for an upset stomach?
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Oh, of course.
Let me go see here.
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I've got, uh, Gas-X,
Rolaids, Mylanta.
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Mint and the new
cherry flavor.
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Are you--?
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Are you gassy
or just bloated?
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I'd like to keep some
mystery between us.
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00:10:08,283 --> 00:10:09,150
Why don't you
just surprise me.
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Thank you.
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I see Peter and Margaret
haven't left the couch.
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Don't worry. I've been
in the room all night.
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Fran, Fran, hurry up.
The commercial's over.
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Honey, you're having
a nightmare. Go back to bed.
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Good evening,
Mr. Sheffield.
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Oh. Hello, Peter.
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It's a lovely shade of lip
gloss
you're wearing.
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Thank you, sir.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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Meanwhile, have you
asked your daughter
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how's the hospital?
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Five days in a row,.
Never late.
238
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And you'll never hear
out of my mouth,
239
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"I told you so."
240
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,166
Oh, tell him
about the lady
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who just came back
from the Amazon.
242
00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,350
Oh, my gosh.
243
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This weird bug laid eggs
in this lady's cheek,
244
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and they started
to hatch.
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Ah!
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Excuse me.
247
00:10:58,416 --> 00:10:59,366
Oh...
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00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:07,266
Why doesn't anyone wanna
hear about my job?
249
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I can't wait to get back
to the hospital tomorrow night.
250
00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:11,300
But I got us tickets
to Meat Puppets.
251
00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:14,116
Hey. It's not like
they're paying me.
252
00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:16,416
Look, I'm sure I can find
somebody to fill in for me.
253
00:11:16,450 --> 00:11:17,300
But who?
254
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:23,216
I'll call you
later.
255
00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:26,166
Good night, Peter.
Bye-bye.
256
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,216
Uh, Fran,
I need a favor.
257
00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:30,133
Um, how should
I put this...?
258
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:33,266
Uh, imagine
if you were young--
259
00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,100
Honey, don't
get creative.
260
00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:37,100
Just tell me.
261
00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:40,416
I can't work
tomorrow night
262
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,283
because Peter asked me
to a concert.
263
00:11:42,316 --> 00:11:43,333
But I'm gonna
get somebody
264
00:11:43,366 --> 00:11:45,183
I really trust
to cover for me.
265
00:11:45,216 --> 00:11:46,433
Oh, well, if you got
somebody that you really
trust--
266
00:11:46,466 --> 00:11:48,300
Oh, no.
267
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,200
Oh, come on, Fran.
268
00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:52,216
It's our eight-week
anniversary.
269
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:53,400
Eight?
Already?
270
00:11:53,433 --> 00:11:54,450
What is that,
lint?
271
00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:01,000
Hm.
272
00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:06,660
Honey, nobody is
going to believe
273
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,500
that I'm a candy striper.
274
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:11,330
Fran, you could
pass for 16.
275
00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,483
Sixteen? No way.
276
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,160
Eighteen,
maybe.
277
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,383
But I'm supposed
to be
278
00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:22,166
teaching you
responsibility.
279
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,383
Oh, Fran,
don't be mean.
280
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,383
I love you so much.
281
00:12:29,366 --> 00:12:31,250
Honey, that only works
on your father.
282
00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:33,830
Please?
283
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:40,133
Oh, all right.
But just this one time.
284
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,333
Oh, thank you
so much, Fran.
285
00:12:42,366 --> 00:12:44,316
Now, I know that you told him
that I wouldn't flake out,
286
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:45,450
so, uh, we don't
have to tell him.
287
00:12:45,483 --> 00:12:47,466
Oh, no.
288
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,150
Don't start lying
to your father now.
289
00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:51,283
Save that for when
you come home
290
00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:52,133
wearing your shirt
inside out.
291
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,316
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
I gotta talk to you.
292
00:12:56,350 --> 00:12:59,100
No. No, Miss Fine.
Me first.
293
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:00,433
I want to tell you
what a wonderful job
294
00:13:00,466 --> 00:13:02,233
you've done with Margaret.
295
00:13:02,266 --> 00:13:04,830
You know, I've been
trying for years
296
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,350
to teach that child
responsibility.
297
00:13:05,383 --> 00:13:07,000
And you waltz
in the front door
298
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:08,330
and accomplish
it just...
299
00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:09,300
[SNAPS]
...like that.
300
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:12,216
Well, you are
a remarkable young woman.
301
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,116
What are you
gonna do next?
302
00:13:14,150 --> 00:13:15,383
Uh...
303
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:16,333
I'm going
to Disneyland.
304
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:31,183
Hey, Fran.
305
00:13:31,216 --> 00:13:31,450
Ah, nobody's sneaking
out of the house.
306
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,133
Brighton, why aren't you eating
in front of the TV
307
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,383
in the living room
like a normal kid?
308
00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:40,250
Niles would have a fit.
309
00:13:40,283 --> 00:13:43,116
You know, we spend
thousands of dollars
310
00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:44,333
to Scotchgard
the furniture,
311
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,366
and everybody's afraid
to see if it works.
312
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,116
Come on. Go ahead.
Goodbye.
313
00:13:55,116 --> 00:13:56,366
NILES:
♪ Rum-pum
Pa-dum-pum ♪
314
00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:02,133
Oh.
Hi, Niles.
315
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,383
You know,
I'm glad you're here,
316
00:14:03,416 --> 00:14:05,383
because Brighton is eating
in the living room.
317
00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:09,416
Hm.
I'm telling you...
318
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,233
What time do you have to be
at the hospital?
319
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:12,366
Six, and I'm already--
320
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,133
Oh, how do
you know?
321
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,316
Well, let's see, at 5:15,
322
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:19,100
Peter's white Chevy Blazer
parked outside.
323
00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:21,416
Five-seventeen,
I hear a thump,
324
00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:24,330
Miss Margaret sneaking
past my door.
325
00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:26,300
I found this.
326
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,100
Five-twenty,
a plaintive wail
327
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:30,133
from the neighbor's
schnauzer.
328
00:14:32,366 --> 00:14:35,450
Ah. Here's some
late-breaking evidence.
329
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,216
A candy-striper uniform
on my ham.
330
00:14:40,316 --> 00:14:41,433
Thank you,
F. Lee Butler.
331
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,316
Mr. Sheffield
still sick?
332
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,283
Yes.
Lucky you.
333
00:14:47,316 --> 00:14:50,166
Oh, Niles, I would never
wish the man ill
334
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,466
just so that I could sneak out--
335
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,333
MAXWELL: Niles.
- Oh, man. What's he doing up?
336
00:14:55,366 --> 00:14:57,000
Niles, Miss Babcock
and I are--
337
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,500
[GROANS]
338
00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:02,133
Miss Babcock--
[GRUNTS]
339
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:05,160
Miss Babcock--
Oh.
340
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,483
Yes, I know
the feeling, sir.
341
00:15:13,316 --> 00:15:15,160
He's trying to say
342
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,150
we have to go out
to a meeting.
343
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,250
Oh, very good, sir.
344
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,400
So then Miss Badcook--
345
00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:19,233
Uh, forgive me...
346
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,160
Babcock
347
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,660
--won't be poisoning you
this evening?
348
00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:29,383
[CHUCKLES]
349
00:15:29,416 --> 00:15:31,660
You know what
I think, Niles?
350
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,133
I think you're
jealous.
351
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,400
You know why he doesn't
come home for dinner?
352
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,133
You don't keep it
interesting.
353
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:40,400
For 20 years, it's
the same old recipes.
354
00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,216
Let's face it,
Niles...
355
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,216
You let
yourself go.
356
00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:47,433
He's bored.
357
00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:54,283
Oh, don't listen to her.
358
00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:56,466
I bet when he's eating
her coq au vin,
359
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,466
he's fantasizing about yours.
Mm.
360
00:16:00,283 --> 00:16:02,283
Well, I'm not worried.
361
00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:04,330
You think this is
the first time he's strayed?
362
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,200
But he's always home
for breakfast.
363
00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:16,166
C.C.:
Maxwell!
364
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,250
[GROANS]
365
00:16:17,283 --> 00:16:18,466
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, I'm--
366
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
I'm really concerned
about you.
367
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,250
You don't look well
at all.
368
00:16:22,283 --> 00:16:24,500
Really?
369
00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:25,133
Well, maybe
I should stay home.
370
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,830
Oh, what am I,
a doctor?
371
00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:26,483
Go. Go.
372
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,100
WOMAN [ON PA]:
Dr. Warner,
373
00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:38,466
wantedin Radiology, please.
374
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:39,466
Dr. Warner...
375
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,483
Okay, I need
a candy striper
376
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,333
to stay
an extra hour.
377
00:16:53,366 --> 00:16:54,400
You. You don't
look like you have a curfew.
378
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,450
Do you think that's
appropriate
for work?
379
00:16:59,483 --> 00:17:00,333
Uh...
380
00:17:03,466 --> 00:17:05,116
[CLEARS THROAT]
381
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,450
Works for him.
[LAUGHS]
382
00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:09,333
Take these to
the linen supply room.
383
00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:17,483
[PHONE RINGS]
384
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,183
[RINGING]
385
00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:25,283
Hello?
386
00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:29,333
Ma, how did you
find me here?
387
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,400
Well, what's
the emergency?
388
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:37,660
Ma, Mike Douglas
isn't on Channel 4
389
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:41,250
because they canceled him
22 years ago.
390
00:17:41,283 --> 00:17:44,483
Would you spring
for a newTV Guide
391
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,283
[DOOR OPENS]
DOCTOR: Don't worry.
392
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:46,450
It's just
his appendix.
393
00:17:48,466 --> 00:17:50,133
It's a very routine
operation.
394
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,216
You're gonna be fine,
Mr. Sheffield.
395
00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:56,830
Now, you just relax.
396
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,100
I promise no more pain
until you get my bill.
397
00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:58,660
[CHUCKLES WEAKLY]
398
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,383
Okay, pleasant dreams.
Mm.
399
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,133
He'll be back in the room
in a couple of hours.
400
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:05,416
Are you the wife?
401
00:18:07,183 --> 00:18:08,160
Yes.
402
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,200
Nurse, help me
prep for surgery.
403
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:28,200
Uh...
404
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,300
Okay.
405
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,400
You look good.
406
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:33,200
You're a doctor.
407
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:34,350
[BLOWS]
You can do it.
408
00:18:34,383 --> 00:18:35,416
Not me.
409
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,830
The patient.
410
00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:42,466
[SINGSONGY]
Oh, Miss Fine.
411
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,200
Oh, yeah.
You're fine,
412
00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:45,350
I'm fine,
we're all fine.
413
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,216
Shave him.
414
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,283
All right.
415
00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:05,233
You're the doctor.
416
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:14,416
[HUMMING]
417
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:18,500
[CONTINUES HUMMING]
418
00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:20,483
What are you doing?!
419
00:19:20,483 --> 00:19:22,400
Well, I have no idea.
420
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:29,166
I mean, the man has
a slight 5 o'clock shadow,
421
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,300
but it's not like
he's going to a bar mitzvah.
422
00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:36,160
Shave him for surgery!
423
00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:38,300
Oh.
424
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:42,330
Well, where do you want me
to shave--?
425
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:43,216
You know, I'll be
back in a minute.
426
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,233
I have a girl
that does a bikini wax--
427
00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:47,116
Now.
428
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,133
All right.
429
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:58,250
Oh.
430
00:19:58,283 --> 00:19:59,266
Oh. All right.
431
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,500
Oh.
432
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:08,366
[HUMS]
[MOANS, CHUCKLES]
433
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:15,100
[CONTINUES HUMMING]
434
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,200
Bucking for a raise?
435
00:20:53,383 --> 00:20:55,483
Oh, Fran, the hospital
was awesome today.
436
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,100
Really, honey?
437
00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:58,333
There was this one guy
438
00:20:58,366 --> 00:21:00,350
with his eyeball
just hanging by a bloody vein.
439
00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:07,183
Miss Fine.
Oh, hi, Mr. Sheffield.
440
00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:09,216
Nice to see you up and around.
Thank you.
441
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,433
Oh, Dad, your color's
looking really good.
442
00:21:11,466 --> 00:21:14,660
Let me just take
your pulse.
443
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,350
Oh, my God!
What?
444
00:21:15,383 --> 00:21:16,300
Peter's picking me up
in 10 minutes.
445
00:21:19,483 --> 00:21:22,350
Well, even Dr. Quinn's
got a mountain man.
446
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,100
You know, Miss Fine,
I had the oddest
dream
447
00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:29,283
when I was going under
the anesthetic.
448
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,100
Oh. Really?
449
00:21:35,133 --> 00:21:38,350
Yes. I was
married to C.C.
450
00:21:38,383 --> 00:21:40,166
And you-- You--
You were my nurse.
451
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,000
[LAUGHS]
452
00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:45,160
Yeah, that's
the drugs.
453
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,216
Um, you know, when my mother
had her hysterectomy,
454
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,266
she was convinced
455
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,350
that the operation
was on60 Minutes.
456
00:21:53,283 --> 00:21:55,100
Yeah.
457
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:57,133
Why Mike Wallace
would devote a whole segment
458
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:58,283
to her uterus,
she never questioned.
459
00:22:00,116 --> 00:22:01,316
Yeah, I suppose
you're right.
460
00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:03,283
Drugs can play strange tricks
on the mind.
461
00:22:03,316 --> 00:22:04,366
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
462
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,500
Well, good night,
Miss Fine.
463
00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:07,150
Good night,
Mr. Sheffield.
464
00:22:07,183 --> 00:22:09,216
[HUMMING]
465
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:15,160
Miss Fine!
466
00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:29,250
Brighton, how long
have you been there?
467
00:22:29,283 --> 00:22:31,660
Since, "Does this unhook
in the front?"
468
00:22:33,183 --> 00:22:35,233
Brighton. You liar.
469
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:38,233
You love torturing
your sister, huh?
470
00:22:38,266 --> 00:22:39,416
Yeah, well, it's something to
do
until I get my license.
471
00:22:39,450 --> 00:22:41,216
Yeah, yeah.
472
00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,316
He has been
out of control
473
00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:45,150
ever since we scrambled
The Playboy Channel.
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