All language subtitles for Resident.Alien.S01E01.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG[eztv.re]

Man: Spring. The birds are
singing, the flowers are blooming,

the sun warms the earth.

Somewhere. Not here.

It's 30 degrees out. It
snowed nine feet last winter,

and four frozen sodas
just exploded in my truck.

Welcome to Patience, Colorado.

Male singer:
Good morning, heartache

and I seen you yesterday

I might lose my mind

but I never lose my way

So this is the "doctor by the
lake" everybody was talking about?

He's owned the cabin since 2004.

Uh, comes and stays
for a week at a time.

Until last winter, he came late
December, been here ever since.

Huh.

What is he, retired or something?
What does he do out here?

I think he's fishing.

Man: I am in the middle
of nowhere.

A tiny town three hours
from the nearest city

on roads that are impassable
half the year.

Nobody in their right mind

would live in a place like this,

unless they have
something to hide.

Ride on

Don't matter
if the cold wind blows

I'm gonna wind up working
in the thick of it

sunshine through the rain
and snow

there's an oily brine bilgewater

baptism waiting below

Excuse me, sir.
You Dr. Harry vanderspeigle?

Yes, that's me.

Yeah, I'm sheriff Mike Thompson.
Everybody calls me big black.

Because of your truck?
Because of...

Oh, you funny, huh? You funny?

This here's my deputy,
Liv baker.

You can just call me Liv.

Or, uh, deputy... Deputy Liv.

What can I help you with?

Well, we had ourselves
a murder in town last night.

You're a doctor.

We need you to come down
and take a look at the body.

Isn't there a town doctor
who can help you out?

Mike: Yeah, well, see,
that's the thing.

The victim is the town doctor,
doctor.

Mmm...

Alien Harry: When Neil
Armstrong became the first human

to step on their moon, he said
he wasn't chosen to be first.

It was merely circumstance.

Circumstance put him in
the pilot seat on that mission,

and circumstance pulled me
from the pilot seat on mine.

When I first came to earth,

I didn't expect to even
set foot on the planet.

Circumstance.
Stranded on an alien planet.

In order to survive
and complete my mission,

I would have to somehow fit in
with the human life forms.

Is there someone in here?

Chorus: You feeling all right?

Male singer: Don't
get too lost in all/say

till someone comes along
and takes my place, yeah

I'm not feeling too good myself

I'm feeling all right

Man:
I got news for you, cosette.

There's no such thing as
hooker-client confidentiality.

I got news for you, cosette.

I got news... cosette...

I got news for you, cosette.
I've got news for you, cosefle.

I got news for you, cosette.
I've got news for you, cosefle.

I got news for you, cosette.
I've got news for you, cosefle.

Alien Harry: When my ship
crashed, I lost precious cargo,

a device I need to complete my
mission.

I have to find it before the
snow melts, or someone else will.

Man: Put it in my truck.
I'll bring it back.

Alien Harry: I've never been
into town before. It's just too risky.

Plus, they don't have
a pizza place

and the Internet said
that parking was a nightmare.

But here I am.
My first real test.

To say my species
is more advanced than humans

would be a massive
understatement.

If the universe had a scale
for intelligence,

humans would land
right below lizards.

Well, we're waiting.

Ah, hello, doctor. I'm Ben.
I'm the mayor.

Thanks for getting him, Mike.
I told you to call me big black.

Yeah. I'm not comfortable with
that. Thank you so much for coming.

Obviously, we had to
close down the clinic,

which has been
a bit of a problem

since the nearest hospital
is over three hours away.

Um, the body is right down here.

I'd say, from the smell, she's
been dead at least six hours.

What the mother hell?

You're not dead.
Yeah, no shit. I was sleeping.

She's not the
dead doctor. He's over there.

Asta's the nurse.

She's the one who found him here
this morning when she got to work.

I know this is hard
for everyone,

but a grief counselor is coming to
speak to each and every one of us.

Oh, yeah. Good job, snowflake.

Is that coming out of the town
budget, or is he working for hugs?

Who are you? I'm Harry
vanderspeigle. I'm a doctor.

Mayor snowflake had them bring
me down to look at the dead body.

Please don't call me that.
Isn't that your name?

Hmm, pretty much. Okay, all
right. So this is Sam Hodges.

He was the, uh, town doctor.
Abigail was the doctor's wife.

She's been out of town.
Let me know when she calls.

You'll know.
I gave her your number.

What?

Well, you're the mayor,

and I don't know how to tell
someone their husband died.

Mike: Yeah, give her my number.

I'll tell her he's dead.
I don't give a shit.

Who was the last person
to see him alive? Me.

I left him here alone
probably around 9:00.

When I came in this morning,
he was...

I covered him with the sheet.

This is awesome.

What? What's awesome?

A good mystery, figuring out
what happened, like law & order.

Clung-clung!

Fun? That was fun.

Yeah. I know who killed him.

He did. Who?

The angle of the wounds, the
way the blood is on his hand.

He murdered himself.

And why in the hell
would he do that?

I don't know. I wasn't here.

All right, look, that's one
creepy son of a bitch, right?

That ain'tjust me, right?
Y'all see that, right?

Yeah, but it's okay for people to
be a little bit different sometimes.

Look at what he did.
What's a "chung-chung?"

Can you not talk to me?

Ben: Wait. Please don't
tell me that you're leaving.

Okay, I won't.

No, butwe still need your help.

I was asked to come look at a dead body.
I did that. Do you have more dead bodies?

Then I have to go. No.

Wait. You looked
at the body for two seconds.

Look, maybe you're right.
Maybe he killed himself.

But if he didn't, there is
a killer out there, okay?

We need to do an autopsy.

Do you mean cut into the body
and pull out the organs autopsy?

Yeah. Yes, that kind.

Yeah. The paths
got snowed in last night

and the coroner won't come
until the roads clear.

But lucky for us, the man who used
to run the pathology lab at rutgers

lives in town.

Well, don't call that guy.
I'll do the autopsy.

That guy is you. I looked you
up. You ran the lab at rutgers.

Of course I ran the lab.
I knew that.

I was making a joke. I'm a very
funny person.

Okay, good. Okay, well, I got
to go. But you've got this. Okay?

We'll get one, right? Max?

Max? Max. Hey.

Woman: Let me in the car.

Alien Harry:
How is this possible?

Only one in a million humans
have the genetic mutation

that enables them to see through
our molecular reconstruction.

Yet somehow
in a town of 1,000 people

there is a runny-nosed kid
who can see me in my true form?

That means there are more people in
this town who can see me as an alien

than there are slices of pizza.

Humans have a term for this.

"Bad luck" and "raw deal"
and "this is some bullshit."

Why are you standing in here?

Because I'm assisting you
with the autopsy.

No, you're not.

You're still standing here.

Sam Hodges has been my doctor
since I was a kid,

and I'm not going anywhere
until I know what happened to him.

Fine.

You can stand there
and take notes.

Do I look like a stenographer?
Then why are you here?

'Cause I don't trust you.

You said he killed himself,
but he would never do that.

There are multiple cuts
in the neck.

The angle of all of them
is consistent with the cuts

coming from his own hand,

the back of which was covered
in blood, but not the palm,

because it was clenched
around the scalpel.

Sounds great.
He didn't kill himself.

I am smarter than you.

What are you, 12? Don't
feel bad. It's just a fact.

Once you accept it,
you will stop fighting me.

You want facts?
Okay, I'll give you two.

Um... you're kind of a dick.

That is just one.

Sam loved his life, and
he would never kill himself,

and if for some reason he did, he
sure as shit wouldn't stab himself

over and over again
in the front of the neck.

Okay, you're so smart. Where
would he have stabbed himself?

Probably his carotid artery.

Mmm.

He was a doctor.

If he wanted to kill himself, he
would have sliced his carotid.

How did I miss that?
I'm smarter than a lizard.

So you admit he was murdered?
No.

Wait. Did you just
call me a lizard?

No. I compared you to a lizard.

Okay. We don't have to talk
while we do this.

Male singer:
Nail your colors to the mast

and have a little faith in me

I don't give up so fast

if there's one thing
you can say for me

we 're one step away

from a better day

however long the night

and whatever it takes

I'm gonna make
everything all right

baby, I'm gonna make
everything all right

whoa, whoa...

Look, I know you really
didn't want to do this.

So I just wanted to say that
I appreciate you helping us.

You did a good job.

You just gave me a compliment.

Yeah?

You know, pandas are so stupid.

Sometimes they don't even
realize they're pregnant,

and when they give birth,
they're like, "what is this?"

And then they kill
their crying babies.

What? I compared
you to a lizard before.

But that's not so bad. Pandas
are really dumb. Oh.

Um, if that was you returning the
compliment, you should try again.

I like your brown skin.

I guess I should quit
while I'm ahead.

Um, I'm gonna go across
the street to the 59

to get a drink
if you want to come.

I have work to do.

The autopsy's done.

What work do you have
to do at 8:00 at night?

Alien Harry: I strangled and
drowned a guy four months ago

and I have to search the lake
for his bloated corpse

before some fisherman finds it.

Just stuff. Suit yourself.

Feel free to come by if you
ever stop being a weirdo.

Weirdo? That's not good.

Now I have to meet her over
there and prove to her I fit in,

that I'm normal like them.

But first I'm going
to cut Sam Hodges' brain

out of his head
and squish it in my hands.

This is amazing.

Who's the weirdo now?

Hi. I'm Abigail Hodges. Sam's
wife. He's not home. Is he here?

Yeah.

Asta: She walked in?
What did you do?

I put down the brain to
shake her hand. She ran out.

Her voice goes very loud. Jesus.

Sam's first wife rosy
died years ago.

She was like a mother to me.
God knows I needed one.

This is when you're supposed
to ask me about my childhood.

Why? I don't care.

Nobody cares.
That's not the point.

I left home when I was 16,
then I married a biker in Denver.

Jimmy and I split four months ago,
which is the reason I'm buying you dinner.

Why? 'Cause you
have a pick-up truck.

And I was hoping you could take me
tomorrow to get the rest of my things.

I'll buy him dinner
for less than that.

Hi, d'arcy.

This is Harry. He's a doctor,
and he's new in town.

He's been helping us out.
Mmm, doctor.

Oh. Oh!

Shit. Right. 'Cause of Sam.

So sorry, asta.
They find out who did it yet?

Nope. Not yet.

Harry: Why are the walls
covered in old mining equipment?

You are new, aren't you? The 59!

Customers: The 59!
Died to save one.

Town motto.

Maybe stick around long enough,
you'll find out what it means.

To the 59 and to finding
the bastard who killed Sam.

I'll drink to that.

Ah!

Harry: Wow.

What is that?

That's our local whiskey.
It's pretty great, right?

No. It's awful.

Why do I want more?
Um, that's because you're bad.

You like being bad, which is
great news because I like bad boys.

Is there some more?

Nicki Minaj: Redone

uh! Let's go to the beach, each

ting, ting, ting.
Let's go get a wave

they say, what they gonna say?

Have a drink, clink,
found the bud light

The patron, on,
let's go get it on

the zone, on?
Yes, I'm in the zone

is it two, three?
Leave a good tip

I'ma blow all of my money
and don't give two

I'm on the floor, floor,
I love to dance

so give me more, more

till I can't stand

get on the floor, floor

like it's your last chance

if you want more, more

then here I am

starships were meant to fly

hands up and touch the sky

can't stop 'cause we 're so high

let's do this one more time

starships were meant to fly

hands up and touch the sky

let's do this one last time

yes. D'arcy, d'arcy.

Asta: Harry, yeah.

We 're higher than a motherfucka

hear you say ray, ray, ray

now spend all your money
'cause today payday

and ifyou're a g, you a g, g, g

my name is onika,
you can call me Nicki

get on the floor, floor

like it's your last chance

if you want more, more

then here I am

crowd: Shot, shot!

Starships were meant to fly

hands up and touch the sky

can't stop,
'cause we 're so high

Harry, no.

Let's do this one more time

starships were meant to fly

hands up and touch the sky

let's do this one last time

can't stop

we 're higher than a motherfucka

You okay to drive home
or you gonna dance home, hmm?

That would be fun,
but impractical.

Hey. Pick me up
at the clinic at 10:00?

Sure.

Good night, Harry the doctor.

Harry the doctor!

Alien Harry: It's over.

I just spent a whole day
with them and I fit in perfectly.

Nobody could tell
I was different.

Almost nobody.

The answer's simple.

It's nighttime. I 'ii just break
into that kid's house and kill him.

I 'ii say one thing
about whiskey.

It's allowing me to make
smart, rational decisions.

Do not make a sound.

That's good. Don't worry.
I'm not going to hurt you.

I'm just going to kill you.

Argh!

Kate: Max?

Hey, what's going on?
There's an alien under the bed!

Let's go, sweetie.

Ben: Come on, buddy. No more
stories, okay? Max: It's not a story.

Kate: Hey, Max,
I can't do it, okay?

I can't have another night
with no sleep. Let's go.

No! Max, you can sleep with us.

You want to die?
We're not gonna die, Max.

I'm gonna give you
the count of three. Get down.

Max: No.
There's nothing under the bed.

One, two... there you go.
Ben: There you go.

I told you not to
let him watch those movies.

I watched e. T.
When I was his age.

Kate: It's all right. Come on.

Alien Harry: Whiskey,
headache, nausea, severe dehydration.

Alcohol must not affect humans
the way it does us.

If it did, they obviously
would never drink it.

Woman:
Why don't you love me like you...

What the hell are you doing?

I just thought we could listen
to some music or something.

Music? Girl, I got
your music right here.

Quiet.

Hot damn.
I thought I'd never see

your face again
after what you did last night.

You know about last night?

Yeah, I knew there was
something off about you.

Sheriff thinks you took Sam's
body. Yep, that's right, amigro.

Yeah, you're getting that
twitching, aren't you?

Down in your taint?
You know why?

That's your body's way
of telling you you're guilty.

Now why don't you go and admit
what your taint already knows?

You took that doctor's body,
didn't you? Didn't you?

Of course I took his body. What?

This ain't right.

What was he supposed
to do after the autopsy?

Put Sam in the freezer
next to the ice cubes?

I considered that, but I would
have had to saw him in half.

Oh, you think
this is funny, huh?

You think this is funny? Ain't
you got no respect for the dead?

Of course I do.

Ms. Twelvetrees? I'm
done with the intake forms.

Asta: Jay, this is
Dr. Vanderspeigle.

He'll be helping us out. Hi.
You have a fly on your neck.

It's a birthmark, douchebag.

Douchebag.

Asta: Sorry. Jay is having a
hard time with Sam's murder.

She helps us out at the clinic.

There's not a lot going on
here for kids her age.

Having her work at the clinic
keeps her off the street.

What's wrong with the street?

This town looks like
a slice ofamericana,

but trust me,
it has an underbelly.

That's why I help kids like Jay.

This is it.

Are you coming?
Yes, in one minute.

"Douchebag."

"A small syringe
for douching the vagina."

Images.

What the hell?

"Taint."

Hey. You can just
put that stuff in the box.

Some people believe the buck
symbolizes protection and rebirth.

Protection from what?

Everything.

Thank you so much
for helping me.

You okay? You got it?
All right, thank you.

What are you doing home?

So this is the new man?

There's no new man. We
work together at the clinic.

I needed his truck.

Well, why don't you take
your truck and head home?

Me and asta got some
catching up to do.

I don't think
that's what she had in mind.

It's what I had in mind.

Harry, just...
Hey, just go. It's fine.

We have, actually, a lot
to talk about, right? Right?

And I'll come get
my things tomorrow.

Okay? Fine.

Okay.

Jesus Christ, Jimmy.

Who is this guy? Let's go.

Alien Harry: Keep driving.
Of course she's in danger.

The guy had a skull on his arm with
a snake coming out of its eye socket.

But she's not your problem.

Your only problem
is you're no closer

to completing the mission than you
were four months ago, so get focused.

No more stupid moves.

Damn it!

Jimmy: I'll bring someone
home. How about that?

You think that's gonna be fun for me?
You want to embarrass me like that?

You know what the funny part is?

I actually came here
to forgive you.

And I come home to that.

Four months,
I come home to that.

Where are you going? Where
do you think you're going?

Get back here.
I don't wanna talk to you.

This is the last time.
You understand me?

I told you if you did it again,
this is what would happen.

You're making me look stupid.
No, you don't need my help.

Letgo!

Asta: Harry.

Stop. You're killing him.

Harry. Harry. Harry.

It's not worth it. Okay?
It's not worth it.

Bitch.

You gonna tell me how
you did that? Did what?

You just dragged a
220-pound man through a wall.

Yoga.

Why did you wanna come out here?

I've always been an outsider.
Maybe that's why I understand you.

What makes you think
I'm an outsider?

'Cause wherever you learned to do that
stuff back there, itwasn't around here.

You're just different.

I know what that feels like.

Sometimes just feeling human
is alien to me.

Yeah, me too.

Why would you marry that guy?

God knows I've asked myself
that question for years.

When I was 16, I got pregnant.

Jimmy convinced me we were
too young to raise a child,

so I gave the baby up
for adoption.

Whenever I got sad about it,
he would remind me

in his own special way
that I did the right thing.

I think I felt like,
if I left him,

I gave the baby up for nothing.

One day, four
months ago, I had enough.

I got in my car.
I never went back.

Priest: "The lord is my
Shepherd. I shall not want.

"He maketh me lie down in green pastures.
He leadeth me beside the still waters.

"He restoreth my soul.

"He leadeth me in the paths
of righteousness."

Why is everyone in town calling my
phone thinking I'm the new town doctor?

Well, you know, everyone has
the right to medical care,

and as the mayor, it's my job to do
what's best for the people of this town.

And then that is to fight, to
make sure that they have a doctor.

Also, I had a standing
4:00 therapy appointment

on Tuesdays with Sam, so...

And now you want
to talk to me instead?

Yeah, I love Kate so much.
I just...

Sometimes when we're screwing,
I don't want to look her in the face.

Okay. Yeah. I'll see
you Tuesday. Okay.

"Though iwalk through the valley
of the dead, I will fear no evil."

I'm really glad you came.

You're kind of a breath
of fresh air in this place.

Priest: "Thy rod and
thy staff, they comfort me."

Alien Harry: Air. "Thou
preparest a table before me..."

Where are you going?

"In the presence
ofnflneenenfles" asta: Harry.

Excuse me. Harry. "Thou
anointeth my head with oil..."

I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
"My cup runneth over."

Oh, yeah. That ain't weird at
all. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Hey, Harry.
Woman: What is he doing?

He really misses the doctor. Harry,
this is not the time or the place.

Has to be now.

In an hour, he'll be
underground with the worms.

Mmm! So intense. I like it.
But not for everybody.

Harry. I'm so sorry.
Keep praying. I'm sorry.

"Unto thee, o lord,
do I lift up my soul."

I know how he died. What?

His windpipe... he needed air.

It's the only thing that would
explain what happened.

He tried to give himself
a tracheotomy.

He couldn't do it in time.

Yeah.

That makes sense, but I don't get
it. Why would his throat close up?

Because Sam Hodges was poisoned,

and one of the people here
is the murderer.

Clung-clung!

Alien Harry:
Humans are dangerous.

My people
have always known that.

My mission was simple.

Drop my device onto their
planet and head back home.

I had no intentions of getting
close to any of them.

Jimmy: Don't you
walk away from me.

Asta: Don't tell me what to do.

Come on. Asta, come on.
I'm sorry.

Alien Harry: I was taught
that the biggest problem

with the human race
was their need for connection.

We always saw that
as a weakness.

But now I realize it may be
their greatest strength.

In 1884,
the local mine caved in.

When the miners escaped,

they realized there was
one man still trapped.

Man: There's still one in there.

59 men went back
into the compromised mine,

risking their own lives
to save him.

59 died to save one.

Maybe there's something redeemable
about the human race after all.

Unfortunately for them,
it's too late.

It's only a matter of time before
I find the rest of my device.

And when I do, I can finally
complete my mission and kill them all.

Every single one of them.

Asta: Yeah, thanks. Bye.

Hi, Harry.

You okay?

Yeah.

You have a patient
in the exam room.

Female singer: Trouble
don't you find no home by me

trouble don't you find
no home by me

oh, my lord, if you're listening

tell them, go ahead and get gone

Yeah. This is some bullshit.

Female singer:
I ain't scared of you no more