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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,937 --> 00:00:13,738 Sync, corrected by icephoenix www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:07,998 Oui? 3 00:01:08,998 --> 00:01:11,037 Qui? 4 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:12,438 Non. 5 00:01:13,878 --> 00:01:16,358 Dites... 6 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,998 Dites a ce monsieur que c'est trop tard. 7 00:01:24,158 --> 00:01:26,437 Too bloody late. 8 00:01:26,438 --> 00:01:27,917 Thank you... 9 00:01:27,918 --> 00:01:31,477 - The Dover train booked through to Paris. - Right you are, sir. 10 00:01:31,478 --> 00:01:33,718 I wish you every happiness, Chrissie. 11 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:38,557 Marrying in Paris is a backdoor way out of it. 12 00:01:38,558 --> 00:01:40,917 What do they say at the office? 13 00:01:40,918 --> 00:01:44,717 Sylvia's mother was married in Paris, I let it be known. 14 00:01:44,718 --> 00:01:47,157 Thank you for that, Vinnie. 15 00:01:47,158 --> 00:01:49,078 But she's bitched me, old man. 16 00:01:50,438 --> 00:01:52,157 I don't even know if the child is mine. 17 00:01:57,479 --> 00:01:59,318 Tea tray at 6:30. 18 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:02,159 Yes, madam. Goodnight, madam. 19 00:02:06,118 --> 00:02:07,357 Sylvia! 20 00:02:07,358 --> 00:02:09,958 Sylvia! 21 00:02:11,238 --> 00:02:12,877 - Mr Drake! - Sylvia! 22 00:02:12,878 --> 00:02:16,357 - God damn you, I won't be... - Quite so. 23 00:02:16,358 --> 00:02:19,118 Thank you, Evie. 24 00:02:22,398 --> 00:02:25,397 Won't your wife be wondering where you are? 25 00:02:25,398 --> 00:02:27,717 I won't be sent away like an errand boy! 26 00:02:27,718 --> 00:02:31,558 This is not fair. And you're drunk. 27 00:02:32,918 --> 00:02:36,117 Sylvia, don't do this! 28 00:02:36,118 --> 00:02:38,455 What? Save myself from ruin? 29 00:02:38,479 --> 00:02:40,486 I'm pregnant, you fool! 30 00:02:40,510 --> 00:02:43,023 Whatever you want, it can't be that... that ox! 31 00:02:43,046 --> 00:02:46,600 What I want is to die. 32 00:02:47,006 --> 00:02:49,078 Death is what I... 33 00:02:50,798 --> 00:02:55,477 No, Gerald, don't. Darling, don't. It's not fair... 34 00:02:55,478 --> 00:02:56,918 Don't... 35 00:03:26,518 --> 00:03:29,078 I cut away early from a ghastly weekend party. 36 00:03:32,318 --> 00:03:35,798 - Are you going up to town? - Yes. 37 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:42,597 My name is Tietjens. 38 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,878 I'm Sylvia... Satterthwaite. 39 00:03:46,078 --> 00:03:47,597 I know. 40 00:04:07,718 --> 00:04:11,037 We will take a small house in Knightsbridge. Lowndes Street. 41 00:04:11,038 --> 00:04:14,317 Her mother will live with us. 42 00:04:14,318 --> 00:04:17,438 - Mrs Satterthwaite has contributed handsomely. - I see. 43 00:04:21,244 --> 00:04:23,874 I haven't seen that pretty box before. 44 00:04:25,295 --> 00:04:26,957 Gerald Drake gave it to me. 45 00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:29,157 Have you no shame?! On your wedding day! 46 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:31,832 When did he give it to you? 47 00:04:32,325 --> 00:04:35,101 - Last night. - Oh! 48 00:04:35,221 --> 00:04:37,157 You're a lying devil to say such a thing! 49 00:04:37,158 --> 00:04:40,037 Didn't I see her with it on the Channel ferry! 50 00:04:40,038 --> 00:04:44,358 So you're going to give me away twice in one morning?! 51 00:04:46,358 --> 00:04:49,558 - Did Father send word? - He sent me. 52 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,644 - And my mother? - Your mother's soft, 53 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,477 and brought you up soft. Not your fault. 54 00:04:54,478 --> 00:04:59,317 Second wife, late child, no Yorkshire woman - a bad combination. 55 00:04:59,318 --> 00:05:00,677 My mother is Yorkshire. 56 00:05:00,678 --> 00:05:03,397 Oh, South Riding, by a whisker. 57 00:05:03,398 --> 00:05:05,077 Will you give me a cigarette? 58 00:05:05,078 --> 00:05:07,877 No, I will not give you a cigarette, and I'm glad your father's dead 59 00:05:07,878 --> 00:05:11,277 not to know today's work, and I'm sorry for your mother. 60 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:15,157 Well, don't be. Christopher Tietjens is a Godsend. 61 00:05:15,158 --> 00:05:18,038 God-sent is one thing that he is not! 62 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:22,318 So, you get yourself trapped by a papist bitch carrying a baby. 63 00:05:24,518 --> 00:05:26,917 Yes! I won't marry now. 64 00:05:26,918 --> 00:05:31,357 You're next, after me, and after you, it's that whore's child, 65 00:05:31,358 --> 00:05:33,438 who will be the 14th Tietjens of Groby. 66 00:05:40,278 --> 00:05:43,477 One heard things about you. That you were a wrong 'un. 67 00:05:43,478 --> 00:05:46,677 But better a wrong 'un than a mug. 68 00:05:46,678 --> 00:05:50,078 Yes, I suppose I was a mug. 69 00:05:55,358 --> 00:05:59,038 And yet, there's something glorious about her. 70 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:21,718 Let Marchant go. 71 00:06:26,998 --> 00:06:28,717 What's the matter, old fellow? 72 00:06:28,718 --> 00:06:31,597 We had a nasty dream, didn't we? 73 00:06:31,598 --> 00:06:34,317 - Now, lie down. - No, no. 74 00:06:34,318 --> 00:06:36,357 I know what to do. 75 00:06:36,358 --> 00:06:40,998 A glass of warm milk, Marchie. It's the best thing for bad dreams. 76 00:06:47,558 --> 00:06:52,558 Now, a little conversation till we're sleepy, that's what I do. 77 00:06:56,078 --> 00:06:59,238 I had bad dreams sometimes when I was little. 78 00:07:02,358 --> 00:07:04,558 You see that? 79 00:07:07,238 --> 00:07:11,318 I could nearly touch Groby Tree from the night nursery window. 80 00:07:15,558 --> 00:07:17,797 There's all sorts of things hanging on the tree. 81 00:07:17,798 --> 00:07:20,078 They bring good luck. 82 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,998 There's a wishing well in the stable yard. 83 00:07:31,689 --> 00:07:36,057 They say it's twice as deep as Groby Tree is high, 84 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,450 and you can drop a penny in it and make a wish. 85 00:07:43,638 --> 00:07:45,598 Should I tell you how long it falls? 86 00:07:48,238 --> 00:07:50,358 I used to count, as long as this... 87 00:07:52,398 --> 00:07:55,837 One, 88 00:07:55,838 --> 00:07:59,677 two, 89 00:07:59,678 --> 00:08:01,518 three, 90 00:08:05,358 --> 00:08:07,198 four, 91 00:08:10,798 --> 00:08:12,318 five, 92 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:16,598 six, 93 00:08:19,438 --> 00:08:22,678 seven, eight, 94 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:26,918 nine, 95 00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:31,918 ten. 96 00:08:44,918 --> 00:08:46,517 Soft. 97 00:08:46,518 --> 00:08:47,918 Oh, Mr Christopher! 98 00:08:54,278 --> 00:08:56,717 - Telegram, sir. - Thank you, Bridget. 99 00:08:56,718 --> 00:09:01,438 - While you're there, please, Bridget, teapot. - Yes, ma'am. 100 00:09:13,350 --> 00:09:16,837 "Maisie Mulgrew wishes it to be known that she is enjoying 101 00:09:16,838 --> 00:09:20,237 "sexual connection with Captain WM O'Donnell." 102 00:09:20,238 --> 00:09:22,958 - What? - No! China! 103 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:26,477 You! Pulling the strings of the shower bath. 104 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:31,037 "The honourable Mrs Frederick Mulgrew, whose husband, we hear, 105 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,037 "is spoken of for the Vienna Embassy, 106 00:09:33,038 --> 00:09:36,477 "enjoys the polo with Captain WM O'Donnell." 107 00:09:36,478 --> 00:09:40,397 That's Maisie getting even with Frederick Mulgrew for his fling with Lady Egret. 108 00:09:40,398 --> 00:09:42,478 You have no reason to say so. 109 00:09:44,118 --> 00:09:45,838 Thank you, Bridget - Darjeeling. 110 00:09:47,598 --> 00:09:51,477 And Mr Tietjens needs more coffee, I expect. 111 00:09:51,478 --> 00:09:54,677 Oh, I don't think Maisie's got the gumption to go through with it. 112 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:58,817 But the readers like a whiff of sex coming off our crowd, 113 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,788 like a vapour, 114 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:06,238 like the steam on the water at the crocodile house at the zoo. 115 00:10:15,961 --> 00:10:17,405 I'm bored! 116 00:10:17,429 --> 00:10:20,502 Only you could be bored with the end of the world upon us. 117 00:10:20,526 --> 00:10:22,957 - Who says? - I says. 118 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:26,157 The Prime Minister has asked the King to create 119 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:32,437 400 Liberal peers so the working classes can have free medicines. 120 00:10:32,438 --> 00:10:37,517 Oh, but I see the Association of Domestic Servants 121 00:10:37,518 --> 00:10:40,557 is against the Insurance Bill. Why would that be, I wonder? 122 00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:42,637 Now is your chance to ask. Thank you. 123 00:10:42,638 --> 00:10:44,598 - Go on, then. - Well, Bridget? 124 00:10:46,807 --> 00:10:48,603 I'm sure I don't know, sir. 125 00:10:48,627 --> 00:10:52,877 Well, I'm sure I do. It is because the National Insurance Bill violates 126 00:10:52,878 --> 00:10:57,238 that beautiful intimacy that exists between a servant and their mistress. 127 00:10:59,181 --> 00:11:02,917 The Association of Domestic Servants is Tory through and through! 128 00:11:02,918 --> 00:11:05,437 It is the duty of employers to look after 129 00:11:05,438 --> 00:11:08,963 the welfare of their employees, and those who don't should go to prison. 130 00:11:08,987 --> 00:11:11,864 - Who thinks that? - I am the last, except for a few dukes, 131 00:11:11,887 --> 00:11:13,357 like your cousin, Westershire. 132 00:11:13,358 --> 00:11:15,837 - Do you wonder I can't bear him? - No. 133 00:11:15,838 --> 00:11:19,837 You married above your intellect and don't take kindly to disadvantage. 134 00:11:19,838 --> 00:11:22,840 However, the new Liberal peers won't be necessary. 135 00:11:22,863 --> 00:11:26,638 The Upper House will cave in and vote to make itself irrelevant. 136 00:11:27,932 --> 00:11:31,317 - And is that the end of the world? - No. 137 00:11:31,318 --> 00:11:34,518 - The world ended long ago, in the 18th Century. - Ha-ha! 138 00:11:40,638 --> 00:11:42,757 Do you know what he's doing?! 139 00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:46,838 He's making corrections in the Encyclopedia Britannica! 140 00:11:46,854 --> 00:11:51,118 If I'd killed him, no jury would convict! 141 00:12:04,478 --> 00:12:07,558 Look, it's him with the purple Rolls. 142 00:12:21,318 --> 00:12:23,757 You've been giving the mare less liquorice in her mash. 143 00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:27,837 - I told you she'd go better. - Trust you to remember, sir! Thank you. 144 00:12:27,838 --> 00:12:29,518 Morning! 145 00:12:34,494 --> 00:12:36,032 - Good morning! - Good morning, sir. 146 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,277 Tietjens! Did you receive my telegram? 147 00:12:38,278 --> 00:12:41,237 And a very good morning to you, too, Macmaster. So you looked over my figures. 148 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,837 Yes, and the Chief will have my head if I give them to him. 149 00:12:43,838 --> 00:12:45,837 Well, don't, then. You asked for my help. 150 00:12:45,838 --> 00:12:50,517 - Yes, and you've weighted the calculations as though... - As though people became ill 151 00:12:50,518 --> 00:12:52,797 according to what they have to pay for medical treatment! 152 00:12:52,798 --> 00:12:57,757 They do, it will ruin the Exchequer, and I intend Sir Reginald to know it. 153 00:12:57,758 --> 00:13:02,877 Suppose you could bolt with a new man every week and no questions asked. 154 00:13:02,878 --> 00:13:07,077 - Ripping! Can I have this? - No. 155 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:11,877 But the question is, how long would it stay ripping 156 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,515 before you're simply yawning to get back to your husband? 157 00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:17,356 - How long? - It's not a riddle, Sylvia. 158 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,869 - I'm asking. - Mmm. 159 00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:24,797 Well... It would have to be weekends only. 160 00:13:24,798 --> 00:13:29,757 One would still need a home, a husband for show midweek, 161 00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:33,637 and a place to store one's maid. I couldn't do without Hullo Central. 162 00:13:37,478 --> 00:13:41,197 Mrs Tietjens is not at home. 163 00:13:41,198 --> 00:13:42,437 Oh, but she... 164 00:13:42,438 --> 00:13:47,117 - Sylvia, you are such a rotter. - Well, I'm not dressed for a picnic. 165 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:51,037 Anyway, I've realised there's no point in a fling if one's husband doesn't notice. 166 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:56,317 - I'd go! - It's no use, Potty loves me! 167 00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:59,438 He wants me to leave Christopher and go abroad with him. 168 00:14:01,518 --> 00:14:03,597 Oh, I'd like to shake him! 169 00:14:03,598 --> 00:14:08,757 - Who? - My husband, of course. 170 00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:11,398 Shake some reaction out of that great lump! 171 00:14:15,518 --> 00:14:17,877 Do you happen to have a cigarette? 172 00:14:17,878 --> 00:14:19,158 Yes, of course. 173 00:14:22,558 --> 00:14:24,518 Thank you. 174 00:14:40,038 --> 00:14:42,957 Now look here, don't be obtuse, Tietjens. 175 00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:46,117 Dammit, man, is the department's duty to support Waterhouse 176 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,397 and make his case to the house. Do you understand? 177 00:14:48,398 --> 00:14:51,061 Minister has to show the figures for the insurance bill will balance. 178 00:14:51,073 --> 00:14:54,847 Well, they won't. And I should have thought it was this department's duty to tell him so. 179 00:14:54,871 --> 00:14:58,717 Tietjens, you're the cleverest young man in London, Macmaster says, 180 00:14:58,718 --> 00:15:01,277 and I'm inclined to believe him. 181 00:15:01,278 --> 00:15:04,557 But he and I, with our blunt instruments, 182 00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:07,717 have managed to grasp something that you cannot. 183 00:15:07,718 --> 00:15:10,197 - Why thank you, Sir Reginald. - Which is... 184 00:15:10,198 --> 00:15:13,117 that if they don't get what they require from you, they'll put some 185 00:15:13,118 --> 00:15:16,998 competition-wallah head clerk on it and take our credit from us. 186 00:15:19,758 --> 00:15:22,997 I simply wish you to be aware of the fact... 187 00:15:22,998 --> 00:15:26,957 there's no difficulty in adjusting the calculations to produce 188 00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:28,957 a more congenial result. 189 00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:32,282 I can let Macmaster have it in the hour and 10 minutes remaining 190 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,718 but I insist on his taking credit for it. 191 00:15:36,998 --> 00:15:38,478 Good man. 192 00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:41,477 Votes for women! 193 00:15:41,478 --> 00:15:43,237 It's him, it's Waterhouse! 194 00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:52,197 What the devil is going on here? 195 00:15:52,198 --> 00:15:53,917 - Keep moving, sir. - Excuse me. 196 00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,957 This way, please. 197 00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:58,397 We came through without a scratch. Thanks, Bertram. 198 00:15:58,398 --> 00:16:01,718 My fault for inviting a liberal. Christmas spirit, you know? 199 00:16:03,278 --> 00:16:04,758 Will you be going on to Diana's? 200 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:08,478 - Merry Christmas, Victoria. - Merry Christmas... 201 00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:19,758 - Christopher! There you are at last. - Yeah, sorry. 202 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:25,660 - You look lovely. - You look like thunder. 203 00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:32,598 You didn't mind that I let Potty bring me ahead. 204 00:16:34,478 --> 00:16:36,237 No, of course not. 205 00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:39,197 - Will you dance? - I would if that were dancing. 206 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,918 Will you save me one when there's a tune? 207 00:16:58,238 --> 00:17:01,997 - You're a writer? - Ah, yes, a little of the critic. 208 00:17:01,998 --> 00:17:04,718 - My book on Rosetti will be appearing... - Macmaster. 209 00:17:06,198 --> 00:17:09,197 - How rude! - That fellow over there with Sandbach. 210 00:17:09,198 --> 00:17:12,437 He's the Right Honourable Stephen Waterhouse. 211 00:17:12,438 --> 00:17:15,917 He's the swine that made us fake that schedule at the office. 212 00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:18,877 - I'm going to have a word with him. - For God's sake, Chrissie! 213 00:17:18,878 --> 00:17:22,397 Those suffragettes, I would have whipped till they bled. 214 00:17:22,398 --> 00:17:24,877 Spank them, that's what I say. 215 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:25,837 What have we come to 216 00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:28,997 when a government minister can't go anywhere without a policeman? 217 00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:32,237 Perhaps if the Prime Minister had kept his promise to address 218 00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:34,757 the women's concerns after the summer recess... 219 00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:39,157 - Christian, my dear fellow... - The women would keep their promise to stop protesting, 220 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:42,437 - while the police had their hands full with the coronation. - Give the PM a chit. 221 00:17:42,438 --> 00:17:46,317 Quite right. Tietjens, hark to my brother-in-law, the general. 222 00:17:46,318 --> 00:17:50,717 Tietjens. Oh, you must be the genius. Allow me to thank you. 223 00:17:50,718 --> 00:17:54,117 We couldn't have got the insurance bill before the house 224 00:17:54,118 --> 00:17:56,957 till the next session without your figures. 225 00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:58,997 You're taking the credit from Macmaster. 226 00:17:58,998 --> 00:18:02,187 Oh, no, we know who to thank. Sir Reginald let it out. 227 00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:06,757 Macmaster? He the fellow you brought with you? 228 00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:08,678 Who are his people? 229 00:18:11,718 --> 00:18:13,838 His father was a shipping clerk in Edinburgh. 230 00:18:16,398 --> 00:18:17,678 Well! 231 00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:23,638 - Was he angry with me? - Angry with his wife, I expect. We got the brunt. 232 00:18:25,678 --> 00:18:29,317 - No! No, Potty. - Yes. 233 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,397 Don't call me Potty. 234 00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:33,558 But it suits you. 235 00:18:36,838 --> 00:18:39,717 Will you come away with me? 236 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:43,558 Well, I might... one day. 237 00:19:14,918 --> 00:19:17,037 Sylvia has gone off with that fellow... 238 00:19:17,038 --> 00:19:19,038 Perowne. 239 00:19:20,478 --> 00:19:23,677 I'm letting Lowndes Street, and warehousing the furniture. 240 00:19:23,678 --> 00:19:25,517 I'm taking Michael to my sister, Effie, 241 00:19:25,518 --> 00:19:27,997 she's married to a vicar who has one of our livings. 242 00:19:27,998 --> 00:19:29,918 Marchant will go with him. 243 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:35,038 - So you'll be wanting your old rooms? - Mm-hm. 244 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:22,197 One... 245 00:20:22,198 --> 00:20:24,157 two... 246 00:20:24,158 --> 00:20:25,696 Three... 247 00:20:25,719 --> 00:20:27,678 Your aunt Effie. 248 00:20:28,838 --> 00:20:30,838 Five... six... 249 00:20:32,841 --> 00:20:34,401 Walk on. 250 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,040 Trott on. 251 00:21:01,888 --> 00:21:05,968 Poor child, living like an orphan with his aunt Effie. 252 00:21:07,287 --> 00:21:11,918 Bear up, old girl. You'll be near at hand now for Michael. 253 00:21:13,263 --> 00:21:15,238 Your wife has shamed you both. 254 00:21:16,558 --> 00:21:17,838 All of us. 255 00:21:28,196 --> 00:21:29,499 You'll divorce? 256 00:21:29,523 --> 00:21:32,878 No, only a blagger would submit his wife to that. 257 00:21:34,318 --> 00:21:37,317 Mrs Satterthwaite established herself at a German spa, 258 00:21:37,318 --> 00:21:41,078 so that it may be said that Sylvia has gone abroad to nurse her. 259 00:21:42,358 --> 00:21:44,598 The mother's a bitch but a sensible one. 260 00:21:49,198 --> 00:21:52,318 The motor-plough didn't serve. 261 00:21:55,069 --> 00:21:56,989 It's all coming. 262 00:22:21,262 --> 00:22:25,997 He's someone called Thurston, I met him somewhere. He won't gossip. 263 00:22:25,998 --> 00:22:28,437 I don't care if he does. 264 00:22:28,438 --> 00:22:33,797 - Well, thank you very much. - What does it matter? Now or later. 265 00:22:33,798 --> 00:22:35,918 We're not going to hide for ever. 266 00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:41,278 - Well, that's the thing, Potty. - What thing? 267 00:22:44,637 --> 00:22:46,878 It's not for ever. 268 00:22:48,136 --> 00:22:49,933 Yes, it is. 269 00:22:49,944 --> 00:22:53,038 - I hope you're not going to behave badly. - About what? 270 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:57,566 About my going back, before it's too late. 271 00:22:57,589 --> 00:23:02,075 Oh, no, you're not. What are you talking about? 272 00:23:02,099 --> 00:23:05,117 - I miss my husband. - No, you don't! 273 00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:09,674 - You call him... a great lump of wood. - Oh, he is. 274 00:23:09,686 --> 00:23:13,396 I often want to kill him just to see if there's any blood in him. 275 00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:15,997 I'm permanently angry with him. 276 00:23:15,998 --> 00:23:19,277 But he's spoiled me for any other decently groomed man in London. 277 00:23:19,278 --> 00:23:21,797 He knows everything about everything. 278 00:23:21,798 --> 00:23:24,157 That's the difference between being with a grown man 279 00:23:24,158 --> 00:23:26,238 and trying to entertain a schoolboy. 280 00:23:28,238 --> 00:23:29,678 But you love me. 281 00:23:31,398 --> 00:23:32,718 Don't you? 282 00:23:33,758 --> 00:23:35,837 Er... I overlooked you. 283 00:23:35,838 --> 00:23:40,917 Your dullness, and not knowing French and drinking too much or too little 284 00:23:40,918 --> 00:23:45,397 and oh, I don't know, everything really, from being all over me 285 00:23:45,398 --> 00:23:49,077 the moment we were on the train to sulking if I'm not all over you. 286 00:23:49,078 --> 00:23:51,717 Especially that side of things. 287 00:23:51,718 --> 00:23:55,958 Which became like reading a book you've read before. 288 00:23:57,358 --> 00:24:03,918 Why can't one get a man to go away with one and be just... light comedy? 289 00:24:05,238 --> 00:24:08,398 I say, you're not going to kill yourself, I hope, Potty. 290 00:24:12,358 --> 00:24:15,438 I want you to swear on your St Anthony that you won't leave me. 291 00:24:16,478 --> 00:24:19,558 - I'll do no such thing. - Then I'll kill you if you try. 292 00:24:21,478 --> 00:24:23,437 The French understand these things. 293 00:24:23,438 --> 00:24:28,598 These hotels one has been staying in, the notepaper is simply shaming. 294 00:24:36,998 --> 00:24:40,797 A weekend on the golf links might do me some good, 295 00:24:40,798 --> 00:24:43,358 hobnobbing with our masters. 296 00:24:45,758 --> 00:24:48,597 I will change into my golfing togs when we get to our digs. 297 00:24:48,598 --> 00:24:50,397 One never knows who might be on the train. 298 00:24:50,398 --> 00:24:54,838 Mr Sandbach MP, going down to his constituency... 299 00:24:59,518 --> 00:25:01,078 Ah! 300 00:25:04,158 --> 00:25:05,998 The proofs of my monograph. 301 00:25:16,798 --> 00:25:18,598 Sylvia asks me to take her back. 302 00:25:24,438 --> 00:25:26,398 She's joined her mother in Germany. 303 00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:33,038 - Will you take her back? - I imagine so. 304 00:25:35,358 --> 00:25:38,317 There's the child to consider. 305 00:25:38,318 --> 00:25:40,517 Marchant says he's... 306 00:25:40,518 --> 00:25:43,078 beginning to talk like a farmer's boy already. 307 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,797 Well, I shan't have a house again. 308 00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:52,438 There's a certain discredit attaches to itself to a cuckold, quite properly. 309 00:25:53,598 --> 00:25:56,877 Anything beyond a flat looks like impudence in a man 310 00:25:56,878 --> 00:25:58,998 who can't keep his wife. 311 00:26:04,478 --> 00:26:08,317 I wish you'd divorce her. Drag her through the mud. 312 00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:10,958 For a gentleman, there's such a thing as... 313 00:26:13,798 --> 00:26:18,438 - Call it parade. - And if you met someone you want to marry? 314 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,321 It would change nothing. I stand for monogamy. 315 00:26:22,345 --> 00:26:25,038 - You... - Aye, monogamy and chastity. 316 00:26:26,398 --> 00:26:28,078 And for not talking about it. 317 00:26:39,918 --> 00:26:43,478 "Better far tho hearts may break Bid farewell for aye! 318 00:26:46,078 --> 00:26:50,278 "Lest thy sad eyes meeting mine Tempt my soul away." 319 00:26:52,918 --> 00:26:54,318 That's great poetry. 320 00:26:55,797 --> 00:26:59,237 That's your obese poet painter talking about it in language 321 00:26:59,238 --> 00:27:01,478 like congealed bacon fat. 322 00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:07,117 - You have a way of putting things. - No, I haven't. 323 00:27:07,118 --> 00:27:09,958 If I had, it would make it better for me. Here. 324 00:27:11,438 --> 00:27:16,237 "Accept resumption yoke on condition child stay with sister Effie and Anglican. 325 00:27:16,238 --> 00:27:17,838 "Wire if acceptable." 326 00:27:21,478 --> 00:27:23,438 I for one am sorry. 327 00:27:26,998 --> 00:27:29,958 - She must have a way of putting things. - She has. 328 00:27:32,038 --> 00:27:36,957 "I am now ready to return to you, if I can keep Hullo Central, 329 00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:40,877 "there being no-one else I can bear to have near me, 330 00:27:40,878 --> 00:27:43,358 "when I have retired for the night." That's all. 331 00:27:47,758 --> 00:27:50,757 She should be the consort of the... I don't know, 332 00:27:50,758 --> 00:27:53,718 of the Viceroy of India. 333 00:28:03,038 --> 00:28:04,997 We'll get in a round of golf today. 334 00:28:04,998 --> 00:28:08,997 Tomorrow a breakfasting with the rector who'd helped me with my book. 335 00:28:08,998 --> 00:28:10,997 But of course he did. 336 00:28:10,998 --> 00:28:14,717 You mean the Reverend Duchemin who hosted those famous breakfasts at Cambridge? 337 00:28:14,718 --> 00:28:18,317 He's no longer at Cambridge. He has a rectory near Rye. 338 00:28:18,318 --> 00:28:19,518 Oh. 339 00:28:24,198 --> 00:28:29,358 Lady Claudine says come and pick a bone at Mountby. You too, Macmaster. 340 00:28:30,518 --> 00:28:34,317 Thank you, I won't. Macmaster would be delighted. 341 00:28:34,318 --> 00:28:36,357 You're the great Macmaster? 342 00:28:36,358 --> 00:28:38,477 That's very good of you to say, Mr Sandbach. 343 00:28:38,478 --> 00:28:43,036 - The caddie heard tell. - Plus one at North Berwick. 344 00:28:43,718 --> 00:28:48,318 Oh, good God. Is that Waterhouse up ahead? 345 00:29:03,358 --> 00:29:04,678 Mm. 346 00:29:06,038 --> 00:29:07,918 Hm! 347 00:29:10,638 --> 00:29:15,718 Get Chrissie back to Sylvia as quick as you can. 348 00:29:17,078 --> 00:29:22,157 Believe me, Sylvia is a splendid girl. Straight as a die. 349 00:29:22,158 --> 00:29:24,118 Takes her fences clean. 350 00:29:25,558 --> 00:29:28,814 Chrissie must have been running after the skirts. 351 00:29:28,838 --> 00:29:30,341 - No? - No. 352 00:29:30,358 --> 00:29:32,717 - I dare say a little... No? - No! 353 00:29:32,718 --> 00:29:35,117 It will be resented. 354 00:29:35,118 --> 00:29:39,158 Half the houses in London would be closed to him, so do what you can. 355 00:29:51,918 --> 00:29:52,957 Hooked it. 356 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:55,437 I loathe this game. 357 00:29:55,438 --> 00:29:58,117 Why do you play, then? 358 00:29:58,118 --> 00:29:59,798 Macmaster has no-one else. 359 00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:22,318 Votes for women! 360 00:30:27,558 --> 00:30:30,757 - Oi! Come here, you! - Votes for women! 361 00:30:30,758 --> 00:30:32,878 Is it our blood you want before you give in? 362 00:30:33,918 --> 00:30:38,357 Stop! Stop! Stop where you are! 363 00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:41,518 Votes for women! Votes for women! Run, Gertie! 364 00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:51,598 By jove! Miss Wannop! 365 00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:55,878 Suffragettes. 366 00:30:58,318 --> 00:30:59,558 Get off! 367 00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:03,677 You're under arrest! 368 00:31:03,678 --> 00:31:04,718 Valentine! 369 00:31:09,798 --> 00:31:12,558 I say, sorry to spoil your shot. 370 00:31:13,598 --> 00:31:17,437 Go and see that they don't hurt Gertie. I've lost her. 371 00:31:20,038 --> 00:31:21,677 You've been demonstrating. 372 00:31:21,678 --> 00:31:24,957 Well, of course, we have, but you won't see a girl be manhandled. 373 00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:29,037 There looked to be some beasts among them - a regular rat-hunt - 374 00:31:29,038 --> 00:31:30,157 and Gertie can't run. 375 00:31:30,158 --> 00:31:33,718 You cut away, then. I'll look after Gertie. 376 00:31:34,758 --> 00:31:39,077 - No, I'll come with you. - Clear out, unless you want to go to gaol. 377 00:31:39,078 --> 00:31:40,717 - Tally-ho! - Help! 378 00:31:40,718 --> 00:31:41,718 Run! 379 00:31:44,398 --> 00:31:47,397 Strip the bitch naked! Strip the bitch! 380 00:31:47,398 --> 00:31:50,078 - Stark naked! - Stop! 381 00:31:51,918 --> 00:31:54,478 Stop! Stop! Stop! 382 00:31:58,038 --> 00:31:59,998 You couldn't have done more, Officer. 383 00:32:01,998 --> 00:32:03,518 I expect you're a bit shaken. 384 00:32:04,918 --> 00:32:06,597 Anybody would be. 385 00:32:06,598 --> 00:32:08,198 Thank you, sir. 386 00:32:11,918 --> 00:32:13,158 Run, Gertie! 387 00:32:14,798 --> 00:32:17,718 We've got them! We've got them! 388 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:30,678 You'll have to go round by Camber railway bridge! 389 00:32:44,878 --> 00:32:45,878 Idiot! 390 00:32:46,918 --> 00:32:48,717 I refuse to play with you. 391 00:32:48,718 --> 00:32:52,997 In fact, I've a good mind to issue a warrant for your arrest, for obstructing justice. 392 00:32:52,998 --> 00:32:55,998 You can't. You're not a borough magistrate. Look it up. 393 00:32:59,318 --> 00:33:01,957 Chrissie, you are the bloody limit! 394 00:33:01,958 --> 00:33:05,398 The bobby didn't want to arrest the girls. He was yearning not to. 395 00:33:06,438 --> 00:33:13,077 Was that girl your... a friend of yours? Had you arranged it with her? 396 00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:16,957 If it was the Wannop girl - if the woman that's come between you 397 00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:19,517 and Sylvia, dammit, is our little suffragette... 398 00:33:19,518 --> 00:33:22,157 - Good God! - Put her back, Chrissie. 399 00:33:22,158 --> 00:33:23,358 I give you my word. 400 00:33:25,238 --> 00:33:27,398 They say they're all whores. 401 00:33:29,398 --> 00:33:33,637 I beg your pardon, if you like the Wannop girl. 402 00:33:33,638 --> 00:33:36,077 Her father was a great friend of your father's. 403 00:33:36,078 --> 00:33:42,718 Of course, I remember... Professor Wannop, the classicist. 404 00:33:44,398 --> 00:33:48,157 He didn't leave a farthing and there's a son at Eton. 405 00:33:48,158 --> 00:33:51,357 The widow and daughter have a deuced hard row to hoe. 406 00:33:51,358 --> 00:33:55,518 I know Claudine takes them all the peaches she can cadge out of Paul's gardener. 407 00:33:57,398 --> 00:34:00,037 Perhaps you feel sorry for her, is that it? 408 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:02,837 I think that's enough confusion to be going on with. 409 00:34:02,838 --> 00:34:06,437 But you should know Mrs Satterthwaite is much recovered at her German spa 410 00:34:06,438 --> 00:34:10,129 and I'm expecting to go over in a day or two to bring Sylvia and her mother home. 411 00:34:10,141 --> 00:34:11,902 Good boy! 412 00:34:13,598 --> 00:34:20,518 Kiss her fingertips for me. She's the real thing, you lucky beggar. 413 00:34:37,798 --> 00:34:39,997 The littleness of it... 414 00:34:39,998 --> 00:34:43,437 our drawing-room comedy of sex-obsession! 415 00:34:43,438 --> 00:34:46,437 When the war comes, it'll blow right through it, thank God! 416 00:34:46,438 --> 00:34:48,037 War is impossible, 417 00:34:48,038 --> 00:34:50,437 at any rate with this country in it. 418 00:34:50,438 --> 00:34:53,477 Is that what they said at your dinner with the Tories? 419 00:34:53,478 --> 00:34:55,837 In two years, round about grouse-shooting time, 420 00:34:55,838 --> 00:34:57,879 there'll be a European war, with Britain plumb in the middle of it. 421 00:34:57,903 --> 00:35:00,275 Ah, the Tietjens exactitude! 422 00:35:01,078 --> 00:35:04,678 - Where's your evidence? - In the office. 423 00:35:06,038 --> 00:35:07,077 It's late. 424 00:35:07,078 --> 00:35:09,837 We're expected at the Duchemin's breakfast - 425 00:35:09,838 --> 00:35:12,957 if you haven't been arrested. 426 00:35:15,078 --> 00:35:18,917 I gave the policeman a £5 note from that swine of a Cabinet Minister, 427 00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:21,477 though I shouldn't call him that, he gave me dinner. 428 00:35:21,478 --> 00:35:23,398 Besides which, he's a decent fellow. 429 00:35:24,678 --> 00:35:26,957 So it's hands off the Wannop girl. 430 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:31,237 The fair one - Miss Valentine Wannop, 431 00:35:31,238 --> 00:35:32,997 holder of the quarter-mile, half-mile, 432 00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:36,717 high jump and long jump records for East Sussex, 433 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:40,437 and housemaid-typewriter for her mother, the novelist. 434 00:35:40,438 --> 00:35:43,237 The other one's not local, probably London. 435 00:35:43,238 --> 00:35:46,038 Never underestimate the Sussex constabulary. 436 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:51,838 Oh, and it is generally believed that Miss Wannop and I are in cahoots, if not worse. 437 00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:58,398 Why do you look like that? 438 00:36:00,198 --> 00:36:05,118 Because I'm waiting for my wife to wire me to fetch her home. 439 00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:07,958 And this is what I look like. 440 00:36:18,535 --> 00:36:22,357 There are times when a woman hates a man, even a very good man, 441 00:36:22,358 --> 00:36:23,397 as my husband was. 442 00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:27,917 I have walked behind a man's back and nearly screamed with 443 00:36:27,918 --> 00:36:31,157 the desire to sink my nails into the veins of his neck. 444 00:36:31,158 --> 00:36:33,277 And Sylvia's got it worse than I. 445 00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:37,340 If the woman, as the Church directs, would have children and live decent. 446 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:40,522 - But Sylvia's had a child. - Whose?! 447 00:36:40,545 --> 00:36:44,517 - That blaggard Drake's, wasn't it? - It was probably Drake's. 448 00:36:44,518 --> 00:36:46,597 I am here, you know! 449 00:36:46,598 --> 00:36:48,478 I am done with men. 450 00:36:50,238 --> 00:36:52,997 Think of all the ruin that child has meant for me. 451 00:36:52,998 --> 00:36:55,157 And Christopher's perfectly soppy about it. 452 00:36:55,158 --> 00:36:57,157 You don't deserve your husband, anyway. 453 00:36:57,158 --> 00:37:00,637 I can't imagine why he sent that telegram. 454 00:37:00,638 --> 00:37:01,917 Resume yoke, indeed! 455 00:37:01,918 --> 00:37:09,157 He sent it out of lordly, dull, full-dress consideration that drives me distracted. 456 00:37:09,158 --> 00:37:14,197 He couldn't write me a letter, because he'd have to put "Dear Sylvia" - and I'm not. 457 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:17,837 He's that precise sort of imbecile. 458 00:37:17,838 --> 00:37:21,517 I'll settle down by his side and I'll be chaste. 459 00:37:21,518 --> 00:37:26,357 I've made up my mind to it. I'll be bored stiff for the rest of my life, 460 00:37:26,358 --> 00:37:32,158 except for one thing - I can torment that man and I'll do it, for all the times he's tormented me. 461 00:37:36,518 --> 00:37:39,158 I've come from Normandy without sleep, you see. 462 00:37:45,198 --> 00:37:49,877 Oh! I'll tell them downstairs to simply telegraph Christopher, 463 00:37:49,878 --> 00:37:51,438 "Righto". 464 00:37:59,758 --> 00:38:03,437 I'll send the Reverend Duchemin a signed copy of my book. 465 00:38:03,438 --> 00:38:05,237 His word still carries weight. 466 00:38:05,238 --> 00:38:10,837 Of course, sucking up to Duchemin was always the price for kedgeree and poached eggs! 467 00:38:13,338 --> 00:38:16,398 Welcome! Welcome! 468 00:38:16,637 --> 00:38:19,877 I'm the curate here! 469 00:38:19,878 --> 00:38:21,358 Oh, Good Lord. 470 00:38:27,318 --> 00:38:30,037 Thank you, thank you! 471 00:38:30,038 --> 00:38:34,157 Ups-a-daisy. My name's Horsley. 472 00:38:34,158 --> 00:38:36,478 - Macmaster. - Where did you get this job lot? 473 00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:42,157 Gosh, don't you know you've got a 13 hands pony harness on a 16 and a half hands horse? 474 00:38:42,158 --> 00:38:45,998 Let the bit out three holes. It's tearing the animal's tongue in half. 475 00:38:47,198 --> 00:38:50,745 I'm not sure it's playing the game, Valentine, asking you to be here. 476 00:38:50,768 --> 00:38:52,107 If your mother knew... 477 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:56,237 Mother wanted to come with me when I told her it was to meet a critic, 478 00:38:56,238 --> 00:38:57,718 but I got away in the carriage. 479 00:38:59,398 --> 00:39:02,558 That's perfect. Nobody will even see your husband. 480 00:39:03,694 --> 00:39:07,169 I've told Duchemin's keeper to keep him out till a quarter past. 481 00:39:07,193 --> 00:39:10,046 I've set a place for your Gertie, but never mind. 482 00:39:10,070 --> 00:39:14,083 We've got the old curate's sister staying with us, Miss Fox, and she's stone deaf! 483 00:39:14,095 --> 00:39:16,420 An empty chair next to her makes no difference. 484 00:39:16,948 --> 00:39:18,381 This way! 485 00:39:18,404 --> 00:39:23,357 The ladies will be in here! We arrived together! He-he! 486 00:39:23,358 --> 00:39:26,437 Miss... Good morning. I'm Macmaster. 487 00:39:26,438 --> 00:39:30,917 We're living in a state of siege, ladies. Tee-hee! 488 00:39:30,918 --> 00:39:32,157 It's so good of you to come. 489 00:39:32,158 --> 00:39:35,037 Pleasure, thank you for having me. Christopher Tietjens. 490 00:39:35,038 --> 00:39:38,677 A pleasure indeed and you must be the famous Vincent Macmaster. 491 00:39:38,678 --> 00:39:42,317 - Mr Sandbach MP and half a dozen... - A pleasure, ma'am. 492 00:39:42,318 --> 00:39:45,117 - I'm Edith Duchemin and this is Miss Wannop! - Ah, Miss Wannop! 493 00:39:45,118 --> 00:39:47,357 And armed with loaded canes... 494 00:39:47,358 --> 00:39:51,437 Gentlemen, you must be tired from your journey. Allow me to show you to your seats. 495 00:39:51,438 --> 00:39:53,717 - Scouring the country lanes, tee-hee! - Thank you. 496 00:39:53,718 --> 00:39:55,761 - You are here Mr Tietjens, I thought. - Thank you. 497 00:39:55,785 --> 00:39:59,797 And here, for you, Mr Macmaster. And I next to you! 498 00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:02,117 Drink had been taken! 499 00:40:02,118 --> 00:40:06,477 If you are hungry, there's... Well, I hope you'll find something to your liking. 500 00:40:06,478 --> 00:40:11,437 - Thank you. - Is said to have egged them on. 501 00:40:11,438 --> 00:40:15,637 He's putting up at Lady Claudine's for Royal duties at Dover. 502 00:40:15,638 --> 00:40:19,237 - Campion is taking the escort... - I must thank you for yesterday. 503 00:40:19,238 --> 00:40:23,223 The Buffs' colours on the altar of St Peter's tomorrow morning. 504 00:40:23,247 --> 00:40:25,922 Ah, Mrs Wannop, what a pleasant surprise! 505 00:40:25,946 --> 00:40:28,623 - Mother?! - Which is Mr Macmaster, the critic? 506 00:40:32,398 --> 00:40:36,317 - Are you Mr Macmaster, the critic? - I am Macmaster. 507 00:40:36,318 --> 00:40:42,637 Oh, Mr Macmaster, my new book is coming out on Tuesday... 508 00:40:42,638 --> 00:40:44,757 Mother, what have you done with Gertie? 509 00:40:44,758 --> 00:40:48,597 She's lying low in the attic... High, rather. 510 00:40:48,598 --> 00:40:53,437 It will be of interest to you to hear about my book. 511 00:40:53,438 --> 00:40:56,797 To you journalists, a little inside information is always... 512 00:40:56,798 --> 00:40:58,437 I'm not a journalist! 513 00:40:58,438 --> 00:41:01,825 - Well, a critic. - I don't review books.- 514 00:41:01,849 --> 00:41:05,397 - I'm not a critic in the sense of... - Of course you are. 515 00:41:05,398 --> 00:41:07,077 I write for the critical quarterlies. 516 00:41:07,078 --> 00:41:11,557 - Mr Macmaster... - Oh, the critical quarterlies! 517 00:41:11,558 --> 00:41:17,197 Mr Horsley, sit Mrs Wannop next to you and feed her! 518 00:41:17,198 --> 00:41:21,637 That is exactly what my book needs - a good, long, deep... 519 00:41:21,638 --> 00:41:24,997 - Ups-a-daisy. - That's the Reverend's chair. 520 00:41:24,998 --> 00:41:28,003 The critical quarterlies have shown a deplorable lack of interest - 521 00:41:28,015 --> 00:41:31,455 - serious interest... - That's better. 522 00:41:34,118 --> 00:41:38,859 - Would you allow me to help you to...? - Oh, a little caviar. A peach! 523 00:41:39,878 --> 00:41:46,157 I'm afraid I... I'm afraid I must... You see, my husband... 524 00:41:46,158 --> 00:41:49,077 I beg you, dear lady, do not concern yourself. 525 00:41:49,078 --> 00:41:54,397 I think this party's very badly arranged. Very bad management. 526 00:41:54,398 --> 00:41:56,547 Or perhaps not. Sometimes you'd never know he was... 527 00:41:56,571 --> 00:41:58,144 One understands. 528 00:41:58,158 --> 00:42:03,317 Only to spend a fleeting hour in these perfect surroundings. 529 00:42:03,318 --> 00:42:06,157 You know the lines, "As when the swallow 530 00:42:06,158 --> 00:42:09,037 "gliding from lofty portal to lofty portal, 531 00:42:09,038 --> 00:42:12,677 "out of the dark and into the light and out again into the dark"? 532 00:42:12,678 --> 00:42:17,437 - Oh, yes! Yes! It takes a poet! - I have a message for you, from Mr Waterhouse. 533 00:42:17,438 --> 00:42:20,148 I told him I did not know you and did not expect to see you. 534 00:42:20,159 --> 00:42:21,921 He didn't believe me. 535 00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:25,077 If it's to invite me for a chat, 536 00:42:25,078 --> 00:42:28,037 I don't intend to place myself in the way of his condescension. 537 00:42:28,038 --> 00:42:31,877 No, not that. He wants you to know that there are no charges against you. 538 00:42:31,878 --> 00:42:34,437 Well, what about Gertie? 539 00:42:34,438 --> 00:42:37,289 Gertie, too, as far as yesterday is concerned, 540 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:41,527 but I'd get her out from your attic, if she's on the run from the Metropolitan Police, 541 00:42:41,551 --> 00:42:43,159 which she is. 542 00:43:00,198 --> 00:43:01,717 Parry? 543 00:43:01,718 --> 00:43:05,957 Good God, it's Parry, the Bermondsey light-middleweight! 544 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:08,837 Mr Macmaster seems to know him, too. 545 00:43:08,838 --> 00:43:11,318 He taught me to box at Cambridge. 546 00:43:17,358 --> 00:43:20,638 Good morning... Doctor. 547 00:43:23,398 --> 00:43:25,037 I- I'm not a doctor. 548 00:43:25,038 --> 00:43:26,997 Yes... Yes. 549 00:43:26,998 --> 00:43:32,078 The stethoscope packed in the hat left in the hall. 550 00:43:34,878 --> 00:43:38,237 And your friend? Another medical man? 551 00:43:38,238 --> 00:43:40,877 It takes two doctors, of course, 552 00:43:40,878 --> 00:43:44,477 to certify a lunatic. Ah, Parry. 553 00:43:44,478 --> 00:43:48,277 Sole fillets - very good! Kidneys to follow. 554 00:43:48,278 --> 00:43:49,278 Very good, sir. 555 00:43:51,398 --> 00:43:53,317 I am Macmaster. 556 00:43:53,318 --> 00:43:56,158 We corresponded and you invited me for breakfast. 557 00:43:57,198 --> 00:43:58,557 Of course I did! 558 00:43:58,558 --> 00:44:00,278 Macmaster, the budding critic! 559 00:44:01,678 --> 00:44:03,117 And friend. 560 00:44:03,118 --> 00:44:07,677 Macmaster and friend to breakfast! 561 00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:10,118 Not medical men. 562 00:44:13,114 --> 00:44:14,994 But you look tired. 563 00:44:16,538 --> 00:44:17,778 Worn. 564 00:44:18,838 --> 00:44:20,158 Worn out. 565 00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:24,358 I detect the pallor of self-abuse. 566 00:44:26,918 --> 00:44:30,837 Don't turn round. Vincent Macmaster is quite capable. 567 00:44:30,838 --> 00:44:33,997 Post coitum tristia. Ah, the sorrows of spent semen! 568 00:44:33,998 --> 00:44:36,917 Boys or girls, in your case? 569 00:44:36,918 --> 00:44:39,637 Sir, your fish is getting cold! I'll bring the kidneys! 570 00:44:39,638 --> 00:44:42,424 If he'll eat a little - it brings the blood down from the head. 571 00:44:42,447 --> 00:44:43,645 Oh, forgive! 572 00:44:44,118 --> 00:44:45,157 It's dreadful for you. 573 00:44:45,158 --> 00:44:49,088 My dear lady, please don't worry, it's what I'm for. 574 00:44:49,099 --> 00:44:50,696 Oh, you good man. 575 00:44:50,718 --> 00:44:58,637 Deprensum in puero tetricis me vocibus, uxor, corripis et culum te quoque habere refers. 576 00:44:58,638 --> 00:45:02,077 Of course! The daughter of Professor Wannop would know her Latin! 577 00:45:02,078 --> 00:45:04,797 I can stop this. Shall I? 578 00:45:04,798 --> 00:45:07,477 Yes. Yes, anything! 579 00:45:07,478 --> 00:45:09,517 Marcus Valerius Martialis, book 11, epigram 43, 580 00:45:09,518 --> 00:45:13,597 the lament of the wife of a boy-buggerer - 581 00:45:13,598 --> 00:45:16,438 "My dear, I have an arsehole too!" 582 00:45:17,518 --> 00:45:21,837 Get him out - the way you beat Kid Cantor at Hackney Baths! 583 00:45:21,838 --> 00:45:25,997 I have often had to refer my wife to Marcus 11, 43. 584 00:45:25,998 --> 00:45:30,558 "Alas, my dear, with women, it's more a case of having two cu..." Ugh! 585 00:45:31,718 --> 00:45:35,798 You all right, sir? It's time to write your sermon sir. 586 00:45:39,198 --> 00:45:41,158 Ready? There we go. 587 00:45:42,918 --> 00:45:45,597 Dearest lady, it's all over now. I assure you. 588 00:45:45,598 --> 00:45:49,198 Please forgive! You can never respect me? 589 00:45:50,238 --> 00:45:52,078 You're the bravest woman I know. 590 00:45:56,118 --> 00:45:58,638 Goodbye! 591 00:46:11,598 --> 00:46:14,517 This isn't the rig for you, Mrs Wannop. 592 00:46:14,518 --> 00:46:19,077 A pony and basketwork chaise, that's the trap for ladies. 593 00:46:19,078 --> 00:46:20,797 But she'll do well for the work tonight. 594 00:46:20,798 --> 00:46:22,717 Tonight? 595 00:46:22,718 --> 00:46:25,277 Mr Tietjens means Gertie. Don't you? 596 00:46:25,278 --> 00:46:29,557 Yes. Do you know somewhere Gertie can wait it out? 597 00:46:29,558 --> 00:46:31,997 They'll be watching the trains at Ashford Junction. 598 00:46:31,998 --> 00:46:34,757 - Oh, you'll help? - I will not see you incommoded. 599 00:46:34,758 --> 00:46:37,077 You've written the only novel since the 18th century 600 00:46:37,078 --> 00:46:38,797 I've not had to correct in the margins. 601 00:46:38,798 --> 00:46:40,757 Well! 602 00:46:40,758 --> 00:46:43,517 But what shall we do with Gertie? 603 00:46:43,518 --> 00:46:47,837 Bring her over, only don't pull at her mouth, she'll come easy. 604 00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:51,878 Oh, he is a beast! You don't know when he's not talking about Gertie. 605 00:47:01,358 --> 00:47:04,318 - I'll miss you, Gertie. - See you in London. 606 00:47:21,438 --> 00:47:22,718 She'll be all right. 607 00:47:29,918 --> 00:47:33,038 You should know, Miss Wannop, we are being talked about. 608 00:47:34,398 --> 00:47:37,877 And that'll teach you not to speak to strange men on golf courses. 609 00:47:37,878 --> 00:47:41,317 It doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter. 610 00:47:41,318 --> 00:47:42,797 You'll live it down. 611 00:47:42,798 --> 00:47:45,478 The only thing that matters is to do good work. 612 00:47:47,558 --> 00:47:51,277 It's true. I oughtn't to care what those swines say about me, 613 00:47:51,278 --> 00:47:55,718 but I do, and I care about what they say about you. 614 00:48:06,918 --> 00:48:08,398 Listen. 615 00:48:11,998 --> 00:48:14,597 - A lark? - Not that. 616 00:48:14,598 --> 00:48:16,358 It was a nightingale. 617 00:48:18,158 --> 00:48:21,798 "It was the lark, the herald of the morn, no nightingale." 618 00:48:23,158 --> 00:48:25,557 "Believe me, love, it was the nightingale." 619 00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:31,837 There! He sounds hoarse now. 620 00:48:31,838 --> 00:48:33,758 Their song changes in June. 621 00:48:48,318 --> 00:48:54,717 We're 13 miles from Brede, six and a half miles from... 622 00:48:54,718 --> 00:48:56,878 something like Uddlemere. 623 00:48:58,318 --> 00:48:59,758 The lamp went out. 624 00:49:01,238 --> 00:49:02,638 Ground fog. 625 00:49:04,038 --> 00:49:06,158 And we are on the road to Uddlemere. 626 00:49:08,878 --> 00:49:11,278 Do you mind telling me if you know this road at all? 627 00:49:12,638 --> 00:49:14,557 It's Udimore, not Uddlemere. 628 00:49:14,558 --> 00:49:16,317 So it is the right road, then. 629 00:49:16,318 --> 00:49:17,510 Go on! 630 00:49:17,533 --> 00:49:18,379 Is it? 631 00:49:18,398 --> 00:49:21,157 You wouldn't let the mare go on another five steps if it wasn't. 632 00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:23,678 - You're soft on her. - Not as soft as you. 633 00:49:25,038 --> 00:49:27,678 You're not so dreadfully ugly, really. 634 00:49:31,158 --> 00:49:32,478 Don't mind me, I'm... 635 00:49:34,558 --> 00:49:37,718 I'm so happy. 636 00:49:39,798 --> 00:49:42,557 The next crossroad is Grandfather's Wantways. 637 00:49:42,558 --> 00:49:45,757 An old gentleman used to sit there called Gran'fer Finn. 638 00:49:45,758 --> 00:49:50,557 Every Tenterden market day, he sold fleed cakes from a basket to the carts going by. 639 00:49:50,558 --> 00:49:54,717 Tenterden market was abolished in 1845. 640 00:49:54,718 --> 00:49:56,998 Done in by the repeal of the Corn Laws. 641 00:49:58,838 --> 00:50:01,598 Why do you suppose I make a collection of obsolescent facts? 642 00:50:03,158 --> 00:50:04,318 Because you do. 643 00:50:05,398 --> 00:50:08,317 You make Toryism out of them. 644 00:50:08,318 --> 00:50:10,517 I thought your type were all in museums. 645 00:50:10,518 --> 00:50:13,117 You want to be an English country gentleman spinning 646 00:50:13,118 --> 00:50:16,078 principles out of quaintness, and letting the country go to hell. 647 00:50:17,238 --> 00:50:19,878 You won't stir a finger except to say, "I told you so." 648 00:50:32,118 --> 00:50:33,438 Where are you? 649 00:50:35,558 --> 00:50:38,117 I wish you'd make some noise. 650 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:43,398 ♪ D'ye ken John Peel with his coat so grey... ♪ 651 00:50:44,558 --> 00:50:49,078 ♪ D'ye ken John Peel at the break of day... ♪ 652 00:50:50,198 --> 00:50:51,637 What are you doing? 653 00:50:51,638 --> 00:50:54,038 Trying the other side, I... 654 00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:01,118 Where are you? 655 00:51:02,318 --> 00:51:07,438 ♪ D'ye ken John Peel far, far away... ♪ 656 00:51:09,518 --> 00:51:14,438 ♪ With his hounds and his horn in the morning... ♪ 657 00:51:37,638 --> 00:51:40,117 We're nearly home. 658 00:51:40,118 --> 00:51:42,757 I found a milestone, we're just above Mountby. 659 00:51:42,758 --> 00:51:44,598 You can go on now. 660 00:51:45,718 --> 00:51:47,157 Walk on. 661 00:51:47,158 --> 00:51:51,197 The Mountby drive is 100 yards. Just... pull to the left 662 00:51:51,198 --> 00:51:53,518 or the horse will walk straight up to the house. 663 00:51:59,358 --> 00:52:02,158 And, look, the sun. 664 00:52:04,438 --> 00:52:07,837 It's the beginning of the longest day, the summer solstice. 665 00:52:07,838 --> 00:52:11,958 Sistere and sol, because the sun seems to stand still. 666 00:52:16,598 --> 00:52:18,277 We got through the night. 667 00:52:18,278 --> 00:52:19,638 Miss Wannop... 668 00:52:23,438 --> 00:52:25,558 Damn Mountby. 669 00:52:27,998 --> 00:52:31,878 My dear, couldn't have lasted forever. 670 00:52:33,518 --> 00:52:34,958 But you're a good man. 671 00:52:36,718 --> 00:52:38,478 Very clever. 672 00:52:40,358 --> 00:52:41,918 You'll make it through. 673 00:52:47,118 --> 00:52:48,438 Whoa! Whoa! 674 00:52:58,278 --> 00:52:59,757 Whoa, whoa. 675 00:52:59,758 --> 00:53:01,278 Good girl. 676 00:53:06,358 --> 00:53:08,477 She's cut badly, come quick. 677 00:53:08,478 --> 00:53:10,918 Red stocking from the flank downwards. 678 00:53:12,718 --> 00:53:15,238 Take off your petticoat. 679 00:53:16,398 --> 00:53:19,118 Tear it into strips. We need it for bandages. 680 00:53:21,038 --> 00:53:22,198 Jump the hedge. 681 00:53:23,318 --> 00:53:24,998 I've seen you jump. 682 00:53:36,238 --> 00:53:41,557 Damn you! Go away! I went past to get you out of Claudine's sight. 683 00:53:41,558 --> 00:53:44,557 - You'll have to pay for the horse. - Why should I? 684 00:53:44,558 --> 00:53:46,477 For not sounding your horn. 685 00:53:46,478 --> 00:53:50,157 You drove right into my drive! Besides, 686 00:53:50,158 --> 00:53:51,478 - I did! - No, you didn't! 687 00:54:02,958 --> 00:54:06,397 What am I to tell my sister? I believe she saw the girl. 688 00:54:06,398 --> 00:54:09,357 Go away. Tell her what you like, but you'll pay for her horse. 689 00:54:09,358 --> 00:54:10,677 I'm damned if I will. 690 00:54:10,678 --> 00:54:13,597 And send out the horse ambulance when you go through Rye. 691 00:54:13,598 --> 00:54:14,998 There's your sister getting out. 692 00:54:18,398 --> 00:54:20,877 Nobody's dead. Who was that with Tietjens? 693 00:54:20,878 --> 00:54:23,798 Never you mind. Get in the car, we'll be late. 694 00:54:32,558 --> 00:54:35,798 Why did you try to quarrel with the general? 695 00:54:37,318 --> 00:54:38,677 You need a quarrel with him, 696 00:54:38,678 --> 00:54:41,398 it'll account for Lady Claudine spreading slander. 697 00:54:44,518 --> 00:54:45,917 You think of everything 698 00:54:45,918 --> 00:54:48,638 when most men wouldn't be able to think at all. 699 00:54:52,438 --> 00:54:54,118 Tell me about Groby. 700 00:54:57,958 --> 00:54:59,798 It's older than Protestantism... 701 00:55:02,158 --> 00:55:07,077 And Groby Great Tree is the symbol of the Yorkshire Tietjens. 702 00:55:07,078 --> 00:55:08,638 It's a big cedar. 703 00:55:10,118 --> 00:55:14,077 The crown darkens our topmost windows, and the roots undermine our foundations. 704 00:55:14,078 --> 00:55:16,798 So one of them will have to go. 705 00:55:18,518 --> 00:55:21,038 House or tree, one day. 706 00:55:26,318 --> 00:55:28,118 If I ever take you there... 707 00:55:32,798 --> 00:55:33,998 My dear... 708 00:55:35,638 --> 00:55:37,398 You'll never take me to Groby. 709 00:55:46,798 --> 00:55:49,317 It's the postmaster's boy. 710 00:55:49,318 --> 00:55:51,917 And he can take you home. 711 00:55:51,918 --> 00:55:55,397 It's been perhaps a short acquaintance, 712 00:55:55,398 --> 00:55:58,438 but I think you're the splendidest... 713 00:56:07,438 --> 00:56:10,157 Whoa! Whoa! You, there. 714 00:56:10,158 --> 00:56:11,478 You, stop there. 715 00:56:17,678 --> 00:56:18,917 Good morning, Jimmy. 716 00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:22,558 Morning, Miss Wannop. I was just on my way to your cottage. 717 00:56:24,158 --> 00:56:27,558 There's a telegram re-directed care of Wannop. It must be Macmaster. 718 00:56:29,118 --> 00:56:32,197 You're to take Miss Wannop home. 719 00:56:32,198 --> 00:56:34,478 She's her mother's breakfast to see to. 720 00:56:41,158 --> 00:56:42,958 Go on. 721 00:57:06,278 --> 00:57:08,478 Damn near forty miles in one night. 722 00:57:10,558 --> 00:57:12,398 You've lost a lot of blood. 723 00:57:14,478 --> 00:57:16,638 I let you down, old girl, didn't I? 724 00:57:39,238 --> 00:57:43,946 Sync, corrected by icephoenix www.addic7ed.com 725 00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:06,317 Oh, that's my first suffragette. 726 00:58:06,318 --> 00:58:07,677 I know what it is that makes a man 727 00:58:07,678 --> 00:58:09,717 want to go away with a woman he likes. 728 00:58:09,718 --> 00:58:11,758 Oh, go away, if you can't bear to look. 729 00:58:13,318 --> 00:58:14,997 But that desire 730 00:58:14,998 --> 00:58:16,638 must be resisted. 731 00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:20,557 Don't touch me now when it's too late. 732 00:58:20,558 --> 00:58:22,597 You have something to live for. 733 00:58:22,598 --> 00:58:24,757 - Don't you want to be a man of influence? - No. 734 00:58:24,758 --> 00:58:26,198 I'd prefer to be in the trenches. 59099

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