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{\an8}LOL
YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT
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It's almost the end of the adventure,
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and our four semifinalists
really don't laugh easily.
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It's time I put on some pressure.
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Let's go.
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Guys...
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You're amazing.
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You aren't bad. You're awful!
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I have an announcement to make.
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We are entering the last
10 minutes of regulation time.
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Okay?
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Which means that, in 10 minutes,
if no one has laughed,
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the two finalists will be the only ones
who didn't get a yellow card.
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That is, Alexandra and Julien.
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{\an8}Oh, Tarek looks so pissed off.
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So, you have 10 minutes.
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Good luck.
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It felt like I've been in here
for 50 years.
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So it's like, "Ten minutes for 50 years,
I can hold on."
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In my head, I'm a warrior, you know.
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"Come on, don't give up.
It won't be that hard."
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Kyan is going to pull out all the stops.
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Let's go. Ten minutes, starting now.
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{\an8}He still has some tricks left.
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{\an8}How many things did he plan?
It's incredible.
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It's like he has an endless closet.
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I have nothing left.
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These are my last tricks left.
The only way to make them laugh
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is to use one trick after another.
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I'm going all in.
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Let's play a game. Ready?
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Yes.
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Tarek Bouda-Line Renaud.
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Wow! That's hideous.
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-That's very funny.
-That's...
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Very, very funny.
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It looks like Tarek,
and the bottom of the face
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looks like he got punched a few times.
It's so funny.
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You're holding it in.
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La Line... What was it?
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-Tarek Bouda-Line Renaud.
-Right.
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Especially the bottom half.
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{\an8}Tarek is sweating.
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Excellent.
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In hindsight, it's super funny.
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But when I'm in the zone,
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no, I won't laugh. It's a competition.
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Alexandra La-Mimie Mathy.
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{\an8}CONTROL CENTER
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{\an8}Yeah, I'm hot.
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{\an8}This is a good plan, Kyan Khojandi.
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{\an8}Yeah. You're really good.
And you can see my bangs!
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{\an8}Look at Tarek, he's in passive mode.
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{\an8}He's staring into space.
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{\an8}Inès Reg-Chmann.
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{\an8}Wow! That nose!
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{\an8}Oh, damn it!
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This is very, very funny.
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That face is crazy!
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I'm laughing just thinking about it.
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Eternal respect.
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Damn, that's hard work.
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Look, Julien.
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The naughty, um, question.
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The naughty glitter.
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Honestly, it's really funny.
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Not too bad.
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The naughty, um, glitter.
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Yep. Glitter in the eyes.
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Nagui! Kenny! Nagui!
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That's torture.
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That's good.
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Reem Kherici-Chirac.
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That one hurts.
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Hello. Listen, I have big boobs.
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I have that sweater!
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Hello, I have big boobs.
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{\an8}I'm so ugly.
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Very good.
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Hello. Eat apples. Hello.
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-Hello! Hello!
-Very, very funny.
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-So funny.
-So funny.
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-You should do impressions.
-You think so?
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Hello. Eat apples. What do you want?
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I laughed so much.
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Well, on the inside, of course.
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Kyan worked really hard.
He's a really hard worker.
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It's incredible, all the things
he prepared and made.
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You really liked Inès Reg-Chmann?
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Look at it good.
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Look, on Tarek's body.
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Imagine. Look, put on your coat,
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just a little bit, like this. Look.
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Imagine she's there.
Go on, talk, Tarek, talk.
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Do Jean-Luc Reichmann.
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Kevin put glitter in my eyes.
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Make me dream, Kevin.
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So good.
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It was a sight to behold.
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The bastard!
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Honestly, it was really funny.
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It was so good.
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Very funny, Tarek.
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That was close for him.
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He's really close.
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With Kevin... Hey, say, Kevin...
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{\an8}Are you going to take me on a trip?
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{\an8}Put glitter in my eyes?
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Why are you doing that?
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I'm holding back.
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Julien was really close to giving in.
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Really close. Too bad.
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Attention, only six seconds left,
five, four, three, two, one...
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Go on, do it one more time, please.
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Kevin, put some glitter in my eyes.
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You almost had it.
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The third time, you had it.
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We almost got Julien.
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I said "we" because it was teamwork.
Both Tarek and me.
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Although we pretended to be fighting,
we worked together against Julien.
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If he did it a third time...
But he didn't.
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That's my biggest regret.
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Unfortunately for Kyan and Tarek,
it's over.
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What are we going to do?
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Well done, my friend. Good job,
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and have fun at the finale.
Did you like that?
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That was awesome. You were so good.
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Well, thanks a lot.
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Nothing worked. None of the provocation,
laughter, jibes. Nothing!
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You were great.
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It's a cruel game.
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Tarek and Kyan,
you were both very creative.
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You did a lot of damage on the show.
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So, let's give them a round of applause.
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-Bravo!
-And for
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our two finalists, Julien and Alexandra.
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Bravo!
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Kyan and I got eliminated
at the same time. That's a bit symbolic.
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That means there was a real rivalry
between the two of us.
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It was a tie.
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Neither was eliminated
before the other one, so, cool.
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Should we still do a guard of honor?
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Bravo!
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Thanks, guys. Have fun.
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You were amazing.
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We love you.
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-Hi.
-Bravo!
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You fought really well.
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You both worked hard.
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You've worked hard, guys. Bravo.
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Bravo.
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Each in his own way.
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Very impressive.
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We really had fun.
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Julien, what's going to happen to us?
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I don't know. We've been trying not laugh.
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I'm scared.
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They're going to do something.
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Like a dirty trick?
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-I think so.
-I'm really scared.
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Hey, I hope they won't make us clean up!
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We're now going to start
the final challenge
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of the LOL competition.
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One of them has to crack.
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Ladies and gentlemen, young and old,
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now is the long awaited-moment,
the clash of the titans!
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The tension is at its highest.
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To test our two finalists,
we have a challenge the whole world
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will be envious of.
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A finale as hard as it is feared.
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The faint of heart and Buddhists,
please look away.
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This is the game
we've all been waiting for, the game of...
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Straight Face!
The first one who laughs will get a slap.
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{\an8}Come on, Alex!
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{\an8}Come on, Alex!
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Come on, Alex!
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Julien! Julien!
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Yes, you heard it right.
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There's no censorship here, none.
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Everything is allowed from now on. Okay?
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I'll go back to my control center
with the other contestants.
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And when you hear the signal,
the game will begin.
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Put your elbows into position.
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-Hold each other by the chin.
-I don't have one.
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I'm leaving. Focus! Have a good game!
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The moment we held each other by the chin,
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I knew this could last
a very, very long time.
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I'm in the finale with Alexandra,
a formidable opponent.
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It's going to be tough.
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Very, very tough. But I'll stay strong,
for my charity. Never give up.
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We're both thinking of our charities.
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Like, "No, I'm not going to
let it end here."
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I believe in myself.
I'm not going to lose.
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We have bad breath, but that's okay.
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Here we go, it's time for the finale,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Are you ready? Tensions are high. And go!
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I've got you
You've got me
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By the chin
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The first one to laugh gets a slap
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Not on the balls.
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-Are you ticklish here?
-No.
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You've got big holes.
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I've had lots of COVID tests.
So I've got big nostrils.
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Incredible. How does she do it?
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I have a nice mouth. You like that?
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I tried tickling, it didn't work.
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I caress the edges of her lips,
it didn't work.
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You have a nice mouth, too.
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{\an8}They're going to hook up.
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{\an8}Damn!
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{\an8}He's making himself laugh.
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{\an8}Wait!
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{\an8}He's clenching his teeth.
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Something is itching your nose.
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Of course you brought that back.
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Damn, he's good, that bastard.
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-Not too itchy?
-No.
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Watch out. This is bringing back memories.
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It might start my engine again.
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That's funny.
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Really, that bad?
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I don't remember there being a seam on it.
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-It's pretty small, though.
-Yeah.
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I'm trying to attack with jokes and so on,
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but she holding strong. She's unbeatable!
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You have nice skin.
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-Do you exfoliate?
-I have a very large forehead.
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What's your skincare routine?
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You know what a big forehead means?
"Fore-kenstein."
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-This finale is very close.
-Very close.
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It's crowded up there!
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No problem.
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-So soft.
-So handsome.
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It's really close, huh?
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They're inexhaustible.
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Honestly, things are tense.
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You know what would be worse?
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If we had said, "I've got you,
you've got me by the pussy."
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-Okay, let's do it.
-Do you know what a "pussy" is?
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-Well, since you brought it up.
-Let's do it.
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-You mean, hold each other by the...
-Well, no.
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I hold you
You hold me
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By the pussy
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The first one to laugh
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Who laughs...
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Will get a hand job
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These are indecent proposals.
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True. Let's go back to jokes.
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-To weenie jokes.
-Yeah.
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Or something else.
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This is tough.
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We'll never stop.
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This will never stop.
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The clock is ticking,
but we could stay her for 10 hours.
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{\an8}This is relaxing.
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{\an8}I feel it in my triceps.
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{\an8}I'm starting to cramp up,
so I'm shaking it out.
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I feel his hand start to slip
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because our hands are sweaty.
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-Want a massage?
-Yeah.
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That's nice.
262
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A nice little massage.
263
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This feel great.
264
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,720
What's this?
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You have nice ears.
266
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Really? Because they're stuck here.
267
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That's nicer than sticking out.
268
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Oh, you mean here?
269
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It's not like a real lobe.
270
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,680
Sometimes I get hairs here.
271
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In my ears.
272
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:55,080
-It looks like parsley growing.
-That's gross.
273
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,920
See my finger? The tip is dead.
274
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Wow, that's gross.
275
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,040
{\an8}Excellent. She always says "yes."
276
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{\an8}She always agrees with the joke.
277
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How do you do that?
278
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It's crazy. How do you do it?
279
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,200
Is that a handicap?
280
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,760
You got in a fight?
281
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,560
How many were there?
282
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No, I got my finger stuck in a door.
283
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,000
Yeah, that's less...
284
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,920
How are they doing this? Damn.
285
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,280
It's crazy, huh?
286
00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,600
-They're good.
-It's like a trance.
287
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,160
They're never going to laugh.
288
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:32,600
You know what?
289
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:38,480
They're very, very good. Let's all go in
and try to mess with them. Okay?
290
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,920
Let's go.
291
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,800
Come on!
292
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:43,960
Who's coming?
293
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,040
Oh damn.
294
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,240
Everyone's coming.
295
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,240
I'm scared.
296
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,200
This is scary.
297
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,480
We're both determined not to laugh.
298
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,600
Yeah, clearly.
299
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,440
We're fighting for our charity.
300
00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,320
Should we ask them to split the prize?
301
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,320
Yeah. Bravo!
302
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,680
Bravo!
303
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,200
You haven't won.
304
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,360
We're just here to bother you.
The game is still on.
305
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,040
Let's try something. You guys talk
306
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,760
as if you were badly dubbed.
307
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,120
Come on, it'll be funny.
308
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,800
Whenever we get to be creative,
it lights something in me.
309
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,360
Hi, my name is Julien.
310
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,120
Julien Fruit Juice.
311
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,360
Oh, I've never heard that name before.
312
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,600
And then, Bérengère joins me.
313
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:34,280
That's good, I've got someone
backing me up. Time to break Julien.
314
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,840
Oh, that's beautiful.
315
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,640
There are several kinds of fruit.
316
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,080
Including melon,
317
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:44,480
melon, melon...
318
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,720
I'm going to say "melon" until he laughs.
319
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,520
Melon, and a little apple.
320
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,560
That's a lot of fruit in a fruit juice.
321
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,880
Yes, lots of vitamins.
322
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:02,480
Melon has real, real...
323
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:08,040
Real...
324
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,840
...vitamins such as beta carotene.
325
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,160
It's so funny!
326
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,680
It's making me laugh.
327
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,440
But it was like I was somewhere else.
328
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,080
Out of my body.
329
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,720
I was laughing, but not in this body.
330
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,440
So I wasn't laughing.
331
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,080
As for me,
332
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,240
my name is Alexan...dra.
333
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,640
I currently have nasopharyngitis.
334
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,640
Let me stop you there.
335
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,280
Did I tell you like melon?
336
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,320
Um, no.
337
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,520
Melon is very orange. You know, orange?
338
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:47,440
Are you talking about the orange
stolen by the orange-seller?
339
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,760
Alexandra is made of steel.
340
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,120
She'll last until the end.
341
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,560
She isn't laughing at all.
342
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:58,040
She's strong. It's rather impressive.
343
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,080
This is a nice day for a melon, huh?
344
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,880
Well, I feel this speed dating
has lasted long enough.
345
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:09,320
I would have liked
to get to know you more...
346
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,760
I'll give you my email.
347
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:16,080
It's "melon, melon, melon
348
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,040
"at
349
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,560
"fruit juice dot com."
350
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,920
Is it...
351
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,600
It went off by itself.
352
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,400
Time to party!
353
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:32,120
I haven't seen a party like this
since New Year's 2018.
354
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,880
I've known very funny people,
355
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,760
and Tarek, but I can say
that you're unbeatable.
356
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,240
You can let go of each other's chins.
357
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,400
I've got something very important to say.
358
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:48,000
You have both won LOL!
359
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,720
Congratulations.
360
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,360
We can't decide who won.
361
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,640
I'm so happy!
362
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,560
This finale was extraordinary. Very cool.
363
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,040
For both of us to win.
364
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,840
I loved the adventure.
365
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,360
And I'm so happy for La Maison des Femmes.
366
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:09,080
It's a women's charity
that does amazing work.
367
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,880
It's going to help them a lot.
368
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,440
Bravo!
369
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:14,880
She smiled!
370
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:18,720
Your two charities will share
the winnings.
371
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,280
25,000 euros for Julien's charity
372
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,240
and 25,000 euros for Alexandra's charity.
373
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:27,640
Let's give them a big
round of applause. Congratulations.
374
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,480
It was impossible for us to lose.
375
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,040
We were ready to stay all night.
376
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,320
We would have stayed another 24 hours.
377
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,640
I'm very happy we both won.
378
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,880
Two amazing charities,
Les Restos du Coeur,
379
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,880
she represented a charity
for vulnerable women.
380
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,680
There. I'm not going to cry,
but I'm so, so happy.
381
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,160
Congratulations!
382
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,560
Bravo!
383
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:56,320
Congratulations to all of you
for this amazing competition, really!
384
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,160
Bravo!
385
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,960
Thank you, take care!
386
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,200
Bravo, Juju.
387
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,320
It lasted 12 minutes.
388
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,800
We're so happy!
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