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{\an8}LOL
YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT
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No laughing, no more Gérard.
But I'll get them with my new rule.
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It upsets me to leave with Mr. Jugnot now,
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but know that from now on,
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-a smile...
-Smile?
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-Smile.
-Smile.
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You heard right.
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Smiles are now penalized.
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You are impressive contestants
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so I'm not gonna bend on this one.
No more smiles allowed.
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I'll be watching, okay?
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Bye, Gérard. I love you.
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Say hi to the girls from us.
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This was a good experience.
There's a sense of jubilation
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that comes from getting to a certain age
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and acting like a child. I like it.
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What can I say?
I don't think I'm meant to not laugh.
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Let's go. There are only seven left
in the competition.
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Who do you think will laugh next?
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Hakim is not very strong.
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If you tell Hakim not to smile...
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Yes, no more smiling.
We'll find out right away. Here we go!
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Inès, if I hold up the boob,
does it look like I'm in the mirror?
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Yeah.
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Your jokes suck, bro.
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Why are you getting angry?
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He keeps looking me in the eye.
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I know what you're trying to do.
I'm not having it.
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Kyan's attacking her.
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Three points.
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You know, when people act like that,
they're on the edge.
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She wants to laugh.
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Inès was about to laugh. It was close.
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I had to go on the offensive.
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Every time I saw her,
I had to attack to try and make her crack.
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Inès.
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Yeah, just kill me now.
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You're going to kill me.
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The other one... He wouldn't stop saying,
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"Gérard, do you have
something to say to me?"
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That's the only thing he said.
He said something like...
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He was in a petty mood...
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And he started to tell me...
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I can't hear you when you speak
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I wanted to smash his face in.
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I used this technique
where I got really aggressive
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because it scared me. And I thought
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if I was aggressive,
they would leave me alone.
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Worst case, they'll think I'm not cool.
That's okay.
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Anything to say, Inès?
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Talk to someone else
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Big fuckin' pussy
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Inès, you may be very flexible,
but you're a terrible singer.
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I'm a great singer
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Are you for real? Go ahead.
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Are you warmed up, up, up?
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Are you ready for the party?
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Inès, do you have something to say?
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Oh, no, his jacket!
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I'm a force to be reckoned with, Tarek.
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It's over. I don't wanna laugh
or even smile anymore.
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Don't test me.
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I felt really strong right then.
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In my head I was saying, "That's it, Inès.
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"You're going to the final."
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My friends, I have this to show you.
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Wow. You're playing your wild card?
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Yes.
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I need to prepare a bit, so sit tight.
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We'll be waiting for you.
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Give it your all, okay?
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I'm really curious to see what he's got.
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Julien, yeah, he scares me.
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He's got something extra.
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He might be able to get me easier
than the others.
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So I need to focus.
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{\an8}Oh, wow, Julien.
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{\an8}He's stretching.
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{\an8}CONTROL CENTER
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{\an8}Oh, God, Julien.
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{\an8}Be careful.
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{\an8}He's gonna try to make us laugh.
We have to resist.
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Wow!
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He's beautiful!
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Incredible.
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That's amazing!
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He's really hairy.
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He's worked on this!
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Julien... No, hang on.
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He was taking it very seriously.
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In his head, he was really showing off
his great technique.
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Look.
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{\an8}Hakim's on the edge.
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Black Swan.
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That was really well done.
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Magnificent!
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Bravo!
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So graceful!
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Your legs are incredible.
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Bravo.
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{\an8}He waved goodbye with his ass.
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{\an8}That got to me. It was tough.
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Encore! Encore! Encore!
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That was great.
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He really worked on it.
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It was subtle.
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They're good at this.
They managed not to laugh.
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He worked on it.
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I practiced a lot for that.
Sixteen hours of dance lessons.
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I sweat, I put on a tutu,
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I wore a thong underneath
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to make sure a ball didn't fly out
when I was doing something.
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But no one laughed. I felt really awkward.
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Bravo, Juju!
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Yeah, Juju!
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-Bravo, Juju.
-Thanks.
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Did someone teach you ballet?
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I did over 16 hours of ballet lessons.
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-Really?
-Applause!
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It was really great.
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I'll show you one last glimpse of my pussy
'cause I am gonna go change.
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That's nice.
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Do you like it or not?
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It's really bushy. Very bushy.
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Do you all agree that you like it?
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You're not gonna miss it?
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-It'll be okay.
-I can keep it. Are you sure, Julien?
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Do you like it little?
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-I'm used to hair.
-I saw something.
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Too bad.
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What happened?
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Shit!
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It's blue. We can laugh now.
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Julien, 16 hours?
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That's a lot of exercise.
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-You worked hard.
-You looked amazing, bro.
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Sixteen hours of classes. That was awful.
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Damn it, we're allowed to laugh.
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Fuck you, man! That's enough.
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I really would have killed you.
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Whenever someone plays a wild card,
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Tarek and Hakim tell the person
that it was great.
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But as soon as the person turns around,
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those bastards say, "It was awful."
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That's really funny.
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Oh, wow.
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REPLAY
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I'm here to give out a red card.
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You're so mean.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
But you know the rules of the game.
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Let's look at the video.
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Who's gonna join me in the control center?
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Oh, no. What did I do?
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Looks like it's Inès.
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-Do you need help, Reem?
-No, thanks.
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Well, I have a really nice smile.
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That was a really big smile.
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I told you that was not allowed.
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So you get a second yellow card.
I'm sorry...
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-No, I'm not going.
-Red card.
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"I'm not leaving."
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We'll carry her out.
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We'll get her out fast.
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No, I'm not leaving!
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{\an8}I got kicked out
because Tarek snitched on me.
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{\an8}And I got kicked out of the show because
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{\an8}I said thank you with a big smile.
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In fact, I'm being punished
for being polite.
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That's how it works? I won't leave.
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No, I'm not leaving.
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Come on.
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You're out.
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Bravo, Reem.
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Take care, Reem.
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Thanks for playing.
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Hey, someone snitched on me.
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You'd better get him good.
Get him good! Eliminate him for me.
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That was...
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Eliminate him for me.
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I'll get him!
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That woman is crazy.
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Let me tell you something.
Even if she had laughed out loud,
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she's such a sore loser,
she would have said, "I'm not leaving."
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She's a sore loser.
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Clap for Reem.
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Hi, friends.
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I was snitched on.
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Tarek is striking now.
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I think that I left with grace,
elegance and class...
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And maybe with a bit of bad faith.
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Just a little bit.
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Okay, there are six players left
in the game. Here we go. Good luck.
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Was that thing you ate good?
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-Was it good?
-It wasn't that good.
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There's a lot of cheese.
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I can't digest that.
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It's not great. Does it taste like pizza?
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What about his dance earlier?
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Did she lose?
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I knew that would come up again.
I didn't laugh enough, bro.
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{\an8}Did Inès laugh already?
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{\an8}Inès...
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That's no surprise.
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It was me!
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What did you say?
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-I'm sorry.
-What happened?
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What happened?
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I lost.
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I cracked up.
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I don't know why I laughed.
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Inès burst into laughter.
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She didn't even try to stop it.
Those moments are magical.
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That was quick. Bam, bam, bam.
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Is there any doubt?
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-About who it was?
-Yes!
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We aren't sure if it was Julien or Tarek.
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-We aren't sure.
-It was Julien.
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Let's see. It was thanks to Julien.
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Let's take a look together.
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-Was that it?
-It wasn't great.
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There's a lot of cheese.
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-I can't digest that.
-It's not great.
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Does that taste like pizza?
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What about his dance earlier?
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Damn, that made you laugh?
The "did it taste like pizza" part?
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No, it wasn't that.
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It was because
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I asked if the pizza was good
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and Hakim said...
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"It was as bad as Julien's dance."
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I laughed and it felt really good.
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And I couldn't stop.
I pictured Julien's ass doing a plié
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and I was crying while laughing.
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I was dying. I couldn't take it anymore.
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You had that planned out.
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Hang on...
Can I tell you what his technique is?
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Because he has a method.
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Back there, when you came to get Reem,
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he told me that joke for the first time.
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I was in humble mode, you know,
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so it didn't work... But he held onto it.
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You see?
I wouldn't have cracked that easily.
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He did it before.
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I tricked Inès. That's the game.
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I'm not happy about it.
I like her. I want her to stay.
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We had fun, without laughing.
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But people have to be eliminated.
We were starting to get tired.
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That's when you need to have a plan.
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You can't let your guard down.
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Inès, red card. A round of applause.
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Bravo, Inès.
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Hey, Alexandra, you're the last girl left.
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I'm gonna win.
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Guard of honor. All because...
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I hate you. I never liked you.
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Thanks.
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Bravo.
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-Bravo, Inès!
-I swear...
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I'm ashamed.
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Fatigue is setting in.
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My dear!
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I tried my best, guys.
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You gave up.
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00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,160
I had a great time. I have no regrets.
265
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,160
I didn't win, but I came in fifth place.
266
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:57,080
I didn't think I'd get that far.
267
00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:00,880
And, damn, it feels really good to laugh.
268
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,920
There are only five left. Such suspense!
269
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,280
{\an8}I'm not gonna lose.
270
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,360
{\an8}Because they are all young kids.
"You're the only girl."
271
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,840
{\an8}Maybe the old actress can hold her ground.
272
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,160
{\an8}You won't get me easily, damn it!
273
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,760
It got very difficult,
274
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,920
both mentally and physically.
I'm gonna hold out.
275
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,560
I'm like Rocky. I am the eye of the tiger.
276
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,840
What's your favorite movie?
277
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,800
Either There's Something About Mary
or Goodfellas.
278
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,280
-What about Interstellar?
-Never seen it.
279
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,200
You haven't seen Interstellar?
280
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,520
-It's great.
-With Brad Dick?
281
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,040
No, Brad Dick isn't in it.
282
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,280
Good game!
283
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,960
Damn, look at her ass.
284
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,440
It's not A Guy, A Girl,
it's A Guy, An Ass.
285
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,840
-It's over.
-I didn't see it.
286
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,560
I'm not being unfair here.
I told you the new rules.
287
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,200
Go on. Let's hear it.
288
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,640
Look. Someone smiled.
289
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,280
You haven't seen Interstellar? It's great.
290
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,520
Ah, it was me.
291
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,760
Damn, look at her ass.
292
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,480
It's not A Guy, A Girl,
it's A Guy, An Ass.
293
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,760
Who smiled?
294
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,440
{\an8}He smiled.
295
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,320
{\an8}I didn't see it.
296
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,200
Oh, damn.
297
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,440
He really smiled.
298
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,840
He laughed, too. That's worse.
299
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,320
A Guy, An Ass.
300
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,240
How could he not laugh at that?
301
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,600
Normally, that would make someone laugh.
302
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,760
There's no doubt here. Hakim,
I have to give you
303
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:49,040
a red card to go with your great sweater.
304
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:52,160
Damn, I was so close.
It was a pleasure to be here.
305
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,320
I'm sorry. Bravo.
306
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,880
-Say goodbye to Hakim.
-Say hi to the girls.
307
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,080
Thanks, Hakim. Good job.
308
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,640
See you soon, guys. Ciao.
309
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,800
I'd rather not be leaving
because of one of my jokes.
310
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,160
It's awful.
311
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:09,160
I eliminated myself. That's unprecedented.
312
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:15,800
Alexandra Lamy, Kyan Khojandi,
Julien Arruti and Tarek Boudali
313
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,400
are the four semifinalists.
314
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,200
Who will make it to the final?
315
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,040
Okay. Here we go.
316
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,480
There are only four left.
317
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,880
At that point in the competition,
I said to myself,
318
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,480
"I need to keep eliminating people."
One after the other.
319
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,920
I have one goal,
which is to be in the final.
320
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,440
Now I'm more competitive.
321
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,040
Ah, Tarek's wild card.
322
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,680
Oh, wow!
323
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,320
Yeah.
324
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,440
Damn, the pressure's on, bro.
325
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,200
You have to be funny.
326
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,480
Let's see what he'll do.
327
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,960
Let's cheer for Tarek.
328
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,720
Tarek, Tarek!
329
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,880
Make us laugh!
330
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,240
We're completely exhausted.
There are four of us left.
331
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,120
I mustn't laugh. I came here to win.
332
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,880
Attention, ladies and gentlemen.
333
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,120
Here comes the most-feared contestant,
Tarek Boudali.
334
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,000
Wow, you changed costumes?
335
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,400
-That was funny.
-Hi, friends.
336
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,440
I'd like to tell you a story.
337
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:19,640
A true story.
338
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,000
One day, I met a girl.
339
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,080
A female one?
340
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,920
I almost got him with "a female one."
341
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,040
He stopped and his mouth went like...
342
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,680
He took a breath and thought,
"I can't laugh."
343
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,000
I was sure I had him.
344
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,240
She asked me, "Do you do spiritism?"
345
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,200
{\an8}"Spiritism? No, I don't do spiritism."
346
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,800
She said, "I do spiritism.
I talk to the dead and so on."
347
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,400
Mr. No Punch Line over here.
348
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,040
Think so?
349
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,320
Then she says, "I even
go to haunted houses to look for ghosts."
350
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,960
Mr. No Punch Line.
351
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,480
Kyan is really awful. He's like a child.
352
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:12,680
Then she told me, "In fact,
I didn't tell you I'm a somnambulist."
353
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,000
A what?
354
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,440
-A somnambulist.
-Salmon? I don't get it.
355
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,280
-Salmon bubble?
-Somnambulist.
356
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,480
Didn't you say "salmon bubble?"
357
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,960
No, "somnambulist."
358
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,760
-That bitch!
-So we went to sleep.
359
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,680
-In the same bed?
-Yes.
360
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,800
-And nothing happened?
-No!
361
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,040
-Nothing happened.
-Aw, that sucks.
362
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,960
Five minutes later I hear,
"What did I tell you?"
363
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:40,760
I thought she was joking. I turned to her
and she was talking to the closet.
364
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,320
I thought she was gonna stab me...
365
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,560
Damn, this is scary.
366
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,800
...or jump out the window
and people would think I killed her.
367
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:52,320
Wow. This isn't funny. It's scary.
368
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:56,000
So I didn't sleep at all.
The next morning, she woke up fresh.
369
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,800
-With no memory of it?
-With no memory of it.
370
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,480
Incredible story. I have goosebumps.
371
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,880
When I saw that they weren't laughing,
372
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:10,320
I thought it was fine.
Everyone else flopped, too.
373
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,040
It's okay.
374
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,640
Wow.
375
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,640
I have goosebumps.
376
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:20,960
Now you can tell us about your
biggest flop. Since it just happened.
377
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,560
It's true.
378
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,560
-I wasn't expecting that.
-What were you expecting?
379
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,560
When you started telling a story,
I thought it would be better.
380
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,800
-Because your stories are good.
-A good one.
381
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,520
No. Are you being serious?
382
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,560
You could have told a good one.
383
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,720
Oh!
384
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,560
{\an8}That was a smile. He smiled, guys.
385
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,400
{\an8}Oh, damn.
386
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,800
He's gonna get a yellow card. Damn, Tarek.
387
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,160
Let's go.
388
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,320
Who smiled?
389
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,040
Really? If that's a smile...
390
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,200
Wow! Philippe, who did it?
391
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,440
Some of you are happy to see me here.
392
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:09,800
One of you smiled.
Let's take a look at the video.
393
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,040
I think it was you.
394
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,920
When you started telling a story,
I thought it would be better.
395
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,520
-Because your stories are good.
-A good one?
396
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,800
No. Are you being serious?
397
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,560
Yes, you could tell a good one.
398
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,080
That's really...
399
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,400
Tarek, you really opened up there.
400
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,760
Really, that's...
401
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,920
It wasn't the most deserved
yellow card of the game.
402
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,080
But I'm a competitor, not a sore loser.
403
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:38,960
If they think that was a smile... Okay,
404
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,400
I'll take the yellow card.
405
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,800
It's just a little yellow card.
You haven't lost.
406
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,680
But you haven't won, either.
407
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,920
Alexandra and Julien are
the only two with no yellow card.
408
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
It's anyone's game.
409
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:50,920
Good luck.
410
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,080
{\an8}When Tarek got that yellow card,
I thought,
411
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,760
{\an8}"I'm gonna make it."
412
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,560
That yellow card was for nothing.
413
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,080
We realized you've been closed off...
414
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,520
So when you perked up a bit, that was it.
415
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,000
Yes, he's right.
416
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:09,920
It's gonna be hard to make Tarek
laugh now. Okay, let's go.
417
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,080
Can you make me a coffee, Alex?
418
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,760
You want a coffee?
419
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,320
I'd really love to.
Should we put on some music?
420
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,800
Okay, here we go. Time for some fun.
421
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,520
Ah, the phone! I'll get it.
422
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,680
-Yes?
-Yes, Alexandra. It's Phi-Phi.
423
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,440
I knew it. What's going on?
424
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,560
Since I can tell you want to sing,
let's do something.
425
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,880
If you want to say something,
it has to be like in a musical.
426
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,080
-Wow, that's really hard.
-Good luck.
427
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,640
Yeah, good luck... Oh, wow.
428
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,200
Okay, guys. This is gonna be really hard.
429
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,440
From now on,
everything has to be like a musical.
430
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,920
{\an8}I'm fine with that
We need to have some fun
431
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,080
{\an8}It's a great idea
432
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,040
But I am an awful singer
433
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,880
I would have been great at this.
434
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:02,960
Fruit juice!
435
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,080
{\an8}Fruit juice, fruit juice
436
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,760
{\an8}Fruit juice, fruit juice
437
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,960
Fruit juice, fruit juice
438
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,960
Fruit juice, fruit juice
439
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,440
Clash of the titans,
they're not giving up.
440
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,760
I have good tobacco
441
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,920
In my pouch, I have good tobacco
442
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,960
-But not for you
-Why?
443
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,720
No, no, no
444
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:30,080
That's the moral of the story
A stingy guy
445
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,200
Who won't share his tobacco
446
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,800
Anyway, smoking kills
Don't forget that
447
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,280
Smoking kills, smoking kills
448
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,160
Smoking kills, smoking kills
449
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,320
{\an8}Tarek held out.
450
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,000
{\an8}Give in, Tarek. Let's get it over with.
451
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,360
Okay. This isn't working.
452
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,720
Wow. Who laughed?
453
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,480
-You?
-What's going on?
454
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:09,440
My friends, you are amazing.
455
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,000
You're not bad. You're awful!
456
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,480
I have something important to tell you.
457
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,440
{\an8}TO BE CONTINUED
458
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,560
{\an8}They're attacking.
459
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,760
{\an8}There are things happening.
460
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,000
{\an8}It's great, we'll live together.
461
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,640
{\an8}Big fuckin' pussy!
462
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,560
{\an8}It's like not cumming. Very difficult.
463
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,360
{\an8}Hello. Eat apples. Hello.
464
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,080
{\an8}There's one eliminated!
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