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{\an8}LOL
YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT
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The game started an hour ago
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and we've already had three yellow cards.
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Reem is bringing out the big guns
to prompt a fourth one.
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Is that her voice?
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Damn amazing.
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Inès, tell me
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While in confinement
How did you manage
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To fart
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Without anyone knowing?
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It's not like you can pass the blame
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When there are
Only two of you in the house
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I guess my boyfriend
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Figured out it was me, baby
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Look at her sing.
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My baby knows the smell
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Of my farts
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It's a mix of Saint-Nectaire cheese
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And his mother's bad breath
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2020
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I just want to shit all over you
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All over you
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Your ass
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And you, Fifi
How did you manage
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To keep up your bleached blond highlights
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{\an8}
When all the salons were closed?
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{\an8}CONTROL CENTER
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{\an8}We need to stop this game now.
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Come on, admit you stole
Hair dye from the supermarket
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{\an8}
And that your girlfriend
Secretly applied it
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{\an8}Is she serious?
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It's true
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I tried that, too
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Well, they didn't tell me how
long to leave the formula in.
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It turned out looking like
A mix of Arruti's bald head
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And Lamy's pussy
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{\an8}Wow! This is so funny.
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{\an8}And so hard to do.
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2020
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I just want to shit all over you
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Wow, look at that squat!
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All over you
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Oh, baby, baby, baby
2020
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I just want to shit all over you
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All over you
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Your ass
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It was the year of hair unwaxed
Of toilet paper shortages
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Riots, depression, masks made of socks
A Chinese bat that locked us all up
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Of a man who said to drink bleach
Who was a Nobel nominee
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Masks below the nose and elbow bumps
Closed gyms, bodybuilders, fuck 'em
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What about you, Tarek?
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No!
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Paying your neighbor to walk your dog
Fathers became teachers, lovers' time off
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Concerts got cancelled, movies, too
You win a CĂ©sar for fucking our culture
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Bastard!
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{\an8}Hold on, look.
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{\an8}
2020
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I just want to shit all over you
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All over you
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Oh, baby
2020
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I just want to shit all over you
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I'm trying my best not to laugh.
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She passes the mic to Bérengère,
who has a terrible voice.
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2020
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I just want to shit all over you
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{\an8}
All over your ass
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{\an8}Look at Tarek's face.
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Your ass
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-Bravo!
-Incredible.
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And to think you didn't prepare anything.
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No, nothing, guys.
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It's total improv.
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That's improv. Now that's improv.
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-Reem, you were amazing!
-Thank you! It was a lot of work!
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Unfortunately,
she didn't make anyone laugh,
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but she made a good effort
to get into the game.
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She tried.
Honestly, it was a valiant attempt.
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I'm amazed.
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And on top of that, you look terrible.
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Yeah. Bravo, Reem, well done.
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That was genius. Well done.
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She worked hard. It was killer.
Two or three lines were unexpected.
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I managed to hold back,
but it's hard not to laugh.
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This is the beginning.
I didn't want to crack now.
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And I managed to keep a straight face.
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Seriously, I have a lot of respect.
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-That was an amazing effort.
-Wow!
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-That was lame. Let's be honest, man.
-Honestly?
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I was embarrassed for her.
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Weren't you embarrassed for her, Hakim?
It was terrible.
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It was really lame.
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I think she has a fat ass. I don't know...
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{\an8}Let's be honest. That was awful.
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{\an8}This technique is interesting.
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{\an8}It seems they're arguing
so they don't laugh.
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Tarek, let's be positive.
Tell me one thing you liked.
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-One thing I liked?
-Yeah.
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When she stopped.
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We really can't wait to see what
you prepared, Tarek.
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Tarek's starting with the idea
that if we don't like his material,
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it's okay. And I quite admire that.
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Are you sulking now?
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No, I really enjoyed your song.
It's playing in my head.
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Shall we do a duet?
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{\an8}And you sing really well.
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Here we go!
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-Did someone laugh?
-Not me.
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I think it was me.
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-Really?
-I giggled.
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Damn, I think I laughed.
I'm not really sure.
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I must've done something
really discrete, like, "Ha."
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I think I laughed. I don't know.
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Oh, yes!
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Tarek's the one who laughed.
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First, I'd like to congratulate Reem.
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Thank you.
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Going first takes a lot of courage.
Obviously, you put a lot of work into it.
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Well done!
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I'm saying this to help soften the blow.
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I have images you may not be happy to see.
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REPLAY
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I can't carry a tune, so...
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You're like a siren. You're amazing.
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I swear, you're beautiful when you sing.
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Oh, shit!
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-I saw her laugh.
-I didn't.
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I'm with you.
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You know, what's really funny
is that you keep smiling like that,
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and you realize you just laughed.
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It wasn't even a joke.
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So lame!
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You're not allowed to laugh.
That's the whole point of this game.
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It just slipped out!
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You always have to stay focused.
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But honestly, when I look at this,
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I don't feel so bad about
giving you a yellow card.
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Wow! That's really mean.
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I know, but that's how it goes.
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It's difficult!
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Even after your wild card,
you must stay focused.
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It wasn't even a joke!
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We weren't even joking.
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That's even worse!
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I see Reem getting a card and I'm...
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So happy.
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Girl, who told you to laugh?
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I feel like this has happened before.
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-Getting into trouble with my own jokes.
-Your own jokes screwing you.
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{\an8}So if I fell for something that trivial,
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{\an8}I don't think I'll be able
to last six hours.
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Those are the rules
of the game, sweetheart.
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Now you need to focus, friends.
Here we go.
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That's it, time to be serious.
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No more laughing.
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Make me laugh, but none of you can laugh.
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When are you planning your wild card?
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I don't know. Why?
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You've been thinking about your wild card?
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Wanna do it now?
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I don't know. Why?
Do you want to do yours?
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I don't know.
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Why are you eating that?
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Oh, it's so you won't laugh.
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No, I don't feel like laughing.
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He's back!
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I'm surprised that you're testing me,
but go ahead, no worries.
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Right, yes, you already have a card.
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Go ahead, it's no big deal.
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-I forgot about your card.
-I'll get my revenge.
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-I forgot about the card.
-I'll get you.
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I sensed that Julien was trying to
draw my eye down.
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So right away, I was like...
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"Do you really think you'll
make me laugh?"
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-GĂ©rard?
-Yes, hello.
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Hey, GĂ©rard!
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GĂ©rard?
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So, I started taking drugs when I was 16.
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You know, you're going to make
yourself laugh.
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{\an8}They're attacking each other.
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{\an8}And then,
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I met the wrong sort of person,
and it's like
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I sunk to new depths.
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And my life was hell after that.
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And then,
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I had no choice
but to turn to prostitution.
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This is crazy.
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This show is very, very strange.
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Anyway...
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I could be enjoying early retirement,
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and yet here I am,
acting like a fool with juveniles.
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{\an8}Oh, GĂ©rard!
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-Inès?
-Yeah?
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-Did you see this?
-Sequins.
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No, the pastries.
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-Oh, this is so tedious.
-What flavor is this one, Kyan?
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That one? I think it's nougat and shit.
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-I like nougat and shit.
-You really like shit?
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Yeah. Didn't you taste it
when you were young?
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Didn't you ever taste your shit
when you were little?
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Picture me as a boy, eating my shit.
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"Hey, look, Fadily!
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"Look! Wait, this is nougat."
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I almost couldn't contain myself.
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Honestly, I was putting myself
to the test, guys.
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We might seem calm.
But no, It's very complicated.
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You don't realize,
but when you go and attack someone,
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be prepared.
You have to be sure of yourself.
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Shit, she hurt me.
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That hurts, you know.
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I'm trying to flick Julien
with my ponytail, like this.
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I think it's starting to work.
It's getting on his nerves
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because he's smiling a little.
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Did my ponytail hurt you?
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Very funny.
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I'll get there.
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I'll get there.
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I'm so excited.
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Wow, you have an incredibly deep throat.
Oh, my gosh.
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Yeah, you don't seem to be like...
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There are certain things
happening in the house.
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I have all kinds of thoughts
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to prevent me laughing,
because things are heating up.
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Want me to suck your foot? Your toe?
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You want to suck me?
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-Just one toe.
-No, I don't want that.
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Is it because of my breath?
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It's an attack.
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{\an8}-Is it my appearance?
-No!
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-But you don't like it?
-No, that's not it.
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-You'd rather another part of your body?
-No!
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Kyan's amazing
because he's always up for it.
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Even when we throw something at him,
233
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he's not afraid to answer,
even if it endangers himself.
234
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-Hakim, I need you.
-Yeah?
235
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Stand her.
236
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Is everyone watching Hakim?
237
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Just pour this into there.
238
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You just pour it in. Okay?
239
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-Something is going to...
-No, nothing at all. I swear...
240
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Hey, don't ruin his sweater.
241
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Kyan's on the attack.
242
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Pour it in, like... Hold the cup...
243
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-Hold the cup.
-Yeah.
244
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With your other hand.
245
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And you pour it in. That's oil.
246
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-Put the oil in.
-Do I drink it?
247
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No, you just pour it in.
248
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Hakim "I poured oil in."
249
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And he has a ton of jokes like that.
250
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:37,640
That was really funny, but I can't laugh
at that because I've heard it...
251
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I've heard that joke 10 billion times.
252
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Except this time, he had me act it out,
253
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and that's what kind of got to me.
254
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Honestly, I didn't see it coming.
255
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I can't laugh because I didn't get it.
256
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Do it again in slow motion.
257
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Bravo!
258
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Clap in slow motion!
259
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In slow motion.
260
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Look, Tarek's so good at it, really.
261
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Tarek, are you going to spend
the entire show sitting alone?
262
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Tarek is a cyborg.
263
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There's a connection between Kyan and me.
264
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It's like a cowboy duel.
He tried to throw me off my game.
265
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But I didn't fall for it.
266
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I thought to myself,
"I'll throw him off while staying stoic."
267
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"I landed here with my helicopter"
268
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-You have a pretty good joke there.
-Yeah.
269
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You have one joke and an orange jacket,
that's all.
270
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There are ways to do this, right?
271
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{\an8}GĂ©rard has a new costume. Here we go.
272
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Crocodile Dundee!
273
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That's ridiculous.
274
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-That's not bad at all.
-Indiana Jugnot!
275
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Crocodile Dundee. Did you recognize me?
276
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-That's really good.
-What?
277
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Doesn't this make you laugh?
278
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Of course it makes us laugh.
279
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,360
-It's great. Did you make it?
-Of course!
280
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,640
-With your wife?
-Yeah. Giddyap!
281
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,920
It's genius!
282
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Ah, Juju!
283
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Come on, show us a little smile.
284
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{\an8}He's extraordinary. How can he not laugh
at this costume? He's crazy.
285
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GĂ©rard! I'll make footstep noises.
286
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Go on.
287
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That's good.
288
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You got the rhythm right.
289
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,000
That's funny.
290
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,400
That damn Kyan, he got on my case again.
291
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,160
I walked away. If I'd stayed
standing there, I would've cracked.
292
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,600
Kyan was clearly trying
to get me kicked out.
293
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Come and see this.
294
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I think I have to do this.
295
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Honestly, it's very, very funny.
296
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I really have to say it in words,
297
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"It's really, very funny."
298
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,680
I almost had Hakim.
I almost managed to eliminate him.
299
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,560
I almost cracked, too.
300
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:30,080
I was like, "This is dangerous.
This is too funny."
301
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I'll have a fond memory of this.
302
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,480
Friends,
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I'm taking out my wild card.
304
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,920
Really?
305
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,080
Bérengère Krief is going to play
her wild card.
306
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,040
My, oh, my.
307
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:49,400
What has Bérengère prepared for us?
I'm very curious.
308
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,880
We won't laugh, only on the inside.
309
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:52,840
Right.
310
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I'm trying to survive,
and so I'm going to play my wild card
311
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because I know I can trust it.
312
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At least I have something lined up
313
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and I believe the element of surprise
will be effective.
314
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Look! Hurry up!
315
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,760
Fengshui!
316
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,480
As you saw,
I was a little stressed earlier,
317
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,720
especially over the past few days.
318
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:35,400
For my wild card, instead of focusing
on laughter, or even to discourage it,
319
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I wanted us to share a moment together.
320
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,920
These events over the last few months,
the Moon with Mercury in retrograde,
321
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,400
all of that was... Not easy.
322
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,200
I just wanted to do
what I find really helps me,
323
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,520
and that's Kundalini yoga.
324
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,440
First, I'm going to ask you all
to take a deep breath
325
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,600
and breathe out any negative energy...
326
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:02,560
That's a very good idea. Participation.
Will she manage to eliminate anyone?
327
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,800
Just accept what's here,
328
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,520
whatever comes, and what we bring with us.
329
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,080
For those who want to join,
we'll get into a downward dog position.
330
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,480
Plant your feet onto the floor.
331
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:38,000
Continue to breathe in deeply.
Breathing is very important.
332
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,760
For those who wish to release energy
and clear their mind,
333
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:46,200
this is the pose that can really help.
Inhale deeply.
334
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,640
{\an8}Let's do that a second time.
Let the experience move through your body.
335
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,440
{\an8}She's going to crack.
336
00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,720
All right.
337
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,280
Take in everything around you.
338
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:06,200
We're really focusing on the energy
in the air, so don't hold back.
339
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,480
There.
340
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,200
Now, we'll move on to the next pose,
341
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,480
the waking of the dragon.
342
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,760
We're going to breathe in,
and grab our ankles, like this.
343
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,440
And then we're going to pulse down,
11 times.
344
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,080
And pulse. Okay, ready?
345
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,800
Breathe in deeply.
346
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,560
And here we go, 11 times.
347
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,080
One, two, three, four, five six,
348
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:35,080
seven, eight, nine, 10, 11. There.
349
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,880
Slowly stand up, it's important.
350
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,080
GĂ©rard, do you feel that?
351
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,240
Yes, I really smell that.
352
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,320
Bérengère's wild card is like torture.
353
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,000
It's a release.
354
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:54,160
And the last pose is also very simple.
It's the heron pose.
355
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:58,000
And so, we raise our legs toward the sky.
356
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,320
This is really helpful
to clear the mind. Hold.
357
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,760
And then, let's go.
358
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,080
Very nice.
359
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:10,680
Then you open up like this.
This is like the heron limping.
360
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,200
{\an8}There, did you get it? To come down,
I'd like you to move very slowly.
361
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,800
{\an8}Swing your legs to the front.
362
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,680
{\an8}You're a little devil, aren't you?
363
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,640
Roll down one vertebra at a time,
364
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,640
this is also very important
365
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,560
so that you don't injure your back.
There we go.
366
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,560
Turn onto your side
367
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,880
to protect your back.
368
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,400
And we come back to sitting Indian style.
369
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,320
-Good job. Thank you.
-Thank you.
370
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,640
Honestly, that was hilarious.
371
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,040
That was horrible.
372
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:55,040
It's true, it was really difficult for me,
I really couldn't take it.
373
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,440
I thought to myself,
"Shit, I'm going home."
374
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,000
Suddenly, GĂ©rard Jugnot is acting
375
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,680
as if he's, like, 12 years old.
376
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,400
It's crazy to see him like that.
377
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:08,760
You take someone from outside,
he comes you see GĂ©rard Jugnot,
378
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,800
with his legs dangling.
379
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,160
That was it. I thought I was going to die,
380
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,640
and so I grabbed a piece of wood.
I put it in my mouth
381
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:20,040
every time I sensed a joke coming,
and I'd bite down on it hard.
382
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,920
You're cheating.
383
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:27,400
You know? I don't even have words. It...
384
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,240
Okay, yeah, I cheated. What do we do now?
385
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,200
People plugged their ears,
they had tears in their eyes,
386
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,960
and you dare
to point fingers at me? Crazy.
387
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,640
I have a yellow card.
I thought you were on my side.
388
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,320
Here we go.
389
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,480
It must be you, you're out.
390
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,160
Well done, Bérengère.
391
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,440
He was struggling.
392
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,680
The light's blue anyway.
Why are you targeting me like that?
393
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,200
Have you lost your mind?
394
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,760
Screw you. Come on, you're an asshole.
I hate guys like you.
395
00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,280
If you'd done that to me
during the game, I would've laughed.
396
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,800
I want to win.
397
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:06,440
I couldn't care less if you want to win.
Talk to someone else. Why always me?
398
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:10,240
Yeah, I'm a tattletale.
I'll admit it. I want to win the game.
399
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,800
Go for it. You know what,
you're next out. Yeah, go for it.
400
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,760
So I'm acting like a snitch,
and I fully own up to it.
401
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,200
Because Inès can always make me laugh,
402
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,480
so I have to attack her
so she goes away and leaves me alone.
403
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,520
But I saw her,
she'd put that thing in her mouth
404
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:31,280
to try to stifle her laugh,
but she was still laughing, like...
405
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:37,000
-That's how I cough, man.
-That's a good impression of you.
406
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,680
As my friend Shaolin Mahmoud would say,
407
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,800
"Wallah, the best defense
is a good offense."
408
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,960
A banana peel. Very good.
409
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,680
Yeah.
410
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,440
-We're making progress.
-Yeah.
411
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,000
Where's Bérengère?
412
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,840
Right there.
413
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,280
Very, very good.
414
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,520
I really laughed a lot
415
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:12,880
and I believe I'm not the only one.
Let's look at some of these photos.
416
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:19,440
It's the heron pose.
417
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,680
Rotten eggs!
418
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,480
Rotten eggs!
419
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,720
My dear GĂ©rard...
420
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,520
-She had a laugh attack.
-I can't take any more.
421
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,760
That's not laughing, I'm in pain.
422
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,720
-It's true, this guy is suffering.
-I'm sorry, GĂ©rard.
423
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,120
You know how much I like you,
but this is a yellow card
424
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,600
because we laughed a lot.
425
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,440
-I'm sorry.
-What about Inès?
426
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,040
She was coughing on purpose...
427
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:10,600
No, that's crazy.
And you just couldn't resist!
428
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,880
Inès...
429
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,920
{\an8}TO BE CONTINUED
430
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,080
{\an8}They're attacking.
431
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,840
{\an8}There are things happening.
432
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,920
{\an8}It's great, we'll live together.
433
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,320
{\an8}
Big fuckin' pussy!
434
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,680
{\an8}It's like not cumming. Very difficult.
435
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,960
{\an8}Hello. Eat apples. Hello.
436
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,600
{\an8}There's one eliminated!
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