All language subtitles for Eureka.S03E3_[English] (SUBRIP)

CARTER: But, sweetie,
it's an advanced class.

It's great, you studied hard,
and it paid off.

Thanks, Dad, but I mean,

normal physics in this
school is hard enough.

Maybe I don't want
to be accelerated.

(SIGHING)

I just don't want to put myself
under too much pressure.

Well, pressure
can be good for you.

I mean, my mother used to say
that pressure can make diamonds.

I mean, don't you want
to be a diamond?

Well, can't I just be,
like, a sapphire

who still has time
to hang outwith her friends?

If you don't have time to take
advantage of opportunities like this,

then maybe we should revisit the job thing.
Dad, don't even...

Okay, you know what? That's fine.
I'll make it work.

Yay, physics!

That's the spirit.

(BARKING)

Sparky! Mind your manners.

Sorry, he's not
a morning dog.

You are my new biometric,
walking thing.

(GROWLING)

How do you do?
Yes, nice to meet you.

WOMAN: Who is the best girl?

Hey, Jo, what's with all
the dogs in here?

They're biomimetic.

I don't care what breed
they are, it's unsanitary.

It means artificial, Carter.
They're robots.

Oh, that biomimetic.

So, what, the D.O.D.
has some program

to create heavily armed
robot dog soldiers?

No, but that would be so cool.

No, this isn't a G.D. thing.
People build them for fun,

and they get really
competitive about it, too.

I just don't want
anything too big.

Last time, it was you
and me at city hall.

It wasn't exactly
very memorable.

Yeah, but the wedding night...

(CLEARING THROAT)
Don't mind us.

That was my plan.

How about this, I take care of
everything, and you just show up?

Yeah, with my hair done, my makeup...
Oh, my God, I need a dress.

I'll go shopping with you.

(DOG BARKING)

It's a wedding gown,
not a flak jacket.

I happen to like weddings.
You got a problem with that?

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Okay, I'm not even insulted that you
didn't ask me to cater your reception.

Vincent, would you like to...

Twist my arm. Ow! Uncle!

(LAUGHS)

A possible break-in
on Feynman Road.

If you want, I can...
I can take it.

Nope. Hey, I'd love to sit
and talk weddings all day,

but duty calls.

Guys, let's talk
menu and theme.

I'm picturing
Elizabethan ball.

Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa, doggie, whoa!

Sorry!
Whoa!

Don't worry, Carter. Robotic
dogs don't ruin your pants.

(LAUGHING)

(GROANS)

Well, that's
a scientific advance.

Oh! That's our
reigning champion, Fifi.

Hello!

Two years in a row,
best in show.

We're going for the triple crown this week.
Aren't we, baby?

(FIFI BARKING)
Lucky for you.

(DOG YELPING)

Well, looks like
the bitch is back.

Dr. Young.

Careful, Thunder, I wouldn't want
you to catch a programming worm.

Is that mange on Thunder?

Hey, control your Tinkertoy.

You stay away from her.

Fifi?

Fifi?

Oh, my God.

Oh! Fifi?

Oh, my... Fifi!

Did Fifi make a mess
on the grass?

What did you do to her?

Nothing.

(CRYING) Sheriff!
This woman killed my dog!

Oh!

Dr. Deacon, good to see you
back where you belong.

And it is good to be home.

L.-

I've been trying to find
a way to say thank you.

Good, because I have
a task for you.

Good.

JO: This is Dr. Mendel's.
He thinks he knows who did it.

MENDEL: Those people
are ruining this town.

CARTER: And who would
"those people" be, Dr. Mendel?

Those dog lunatics.

They're the ones that broke into my
lab, and they'll do anything to win.

Was there something here they can use?
What do you make?

Synthetic mucus.

Why?
How about to cure

every airborne pathogen
known to man?

My brew stops them dead,

but those fanatics just want to
build a more realistic dog nose.

All right, well, what makes you
think somebody's been in here?

(SIGHING)

Beakers don't jump off tables
by themselves, Sheriff.

This could've been a disaster. I
grow my mucus in super colonies.

(SCOFFS)

If those criminals had spilled even a
small amount of the wrong compounds...

It would have been bad.

Okay.

(STAMMERING)

Well, I'll take a look
at your evidence.

Jo, you wanna walk Dr. Mendel
inside, see if anything's missing?

Yeah.

Don't touch anything.

(DOOR CLOSING)

(RUMBLING)

Oh, that's bad.

Whoa!

(DOOR OPENING)

JO: Carter. Carter?

(GASPS)

What happened?

Mucus happened.

Is this stuff toxic?

MENDEL: If there was any justice
in the world, it would be.

You're wearing my whole
batch of Misty Green!

What did I say
about touching things?

I didn't touch anything! They...
They fell in the quake.

You must've felt it.
It, it shook the whole lab.

No, we didn't feel anything.

(SIGHING)

None of our instruments
recorded any seismic activity.

That's why G.D.
was built here.

There are no strike-slip
faults, no volcanic activity.

This here is stable.
You, I'm not so sure.

What?

I mean, though they do
let me carry a gun,

and I know
what an earthquake is.

What else knocked
over those jars?

Well, it was probably you. I
mean, the lab is full of fumes.

Maybe you just got dizzy, and
could you please get cleaned up?

You're dripping
mucus on my floor.

(SIGHING)

Runny nose?

No, I'm fine.
I'm not lightheaded.

That's good to hear.
How's the Fifi situation?

The late biomimetic dog?

Oh! Um... Fifi, yeah,
that was sad.

I mean, kind of fun...
No, but sad.

So what's the status
on the investigation?

There isn't one.

I... It's not my job to
investigate malfunctioning toys.

Carter, they are hardly toys.

The Eureka Dog Show has led to
some incredible breakthroughs,

artificial skin
for burn survivors,

compact neural computers,

nasal spray that allows soldiers
to sniff out explosives

based on
canine nose chemistry.

The dogs themselves are
a great marketing potential.

I mean, just imagine
a dog that never eats,

never urinates
and never dies.

Fifi died.

Well, the owner thinks that it was
sabotage, and I need you to find out.

I've got some corporate R and D
people coming to the show...

(CELL PHONE BEEPING)

...and they don't want to invest in
dogs that fall apart. Excuse me.

Could anything be
a bigger waste of my time?

I need Carter.
The answer's yes.

Did you get the data
on the seismic motion scan?

Unclear.

Those are the details
I need to go over with him.

Okay.

All right, what
do you want to know?

There was a weird light and
everything started to shake.

Shut up, Carter.
There was no earthquake.

Jo was 50 feet from you.
She would've felt it, too.

I need a favor.

And that's how you ask?
Who raised you?

Oh, man, what a... Wow!

Yep, the brains of Global
Dynamics, the computer core.

Logic diamond processors
connected with tantalum beams.

If you networked every computer
made in the last 30 years,

it wouldn't come close
to the power in this room.

Dr. Stark, it's so
great to see you.

Usually no one comes down here
unless there's a problem.

Here, let me show you
my radial upgrades.

Actually, I'm just here
for the clearances.

Oh, yeah, that.

Douglas Fargo was supposed to
bring the paperwork.

I assume he... Yeah.
I'll go find him.

I didn't know that they use
diamonds in computers.

Yeah, the aligned carbon 14
allows hyper-dense qubit storage

in an optical
quantum processor.

Diamonds can store tons of data
and transmit it super fast.

'Cause I had no idea.
Yeah, no one does

because they keep them all
locked down here.

Fargo, all ready
for the Dog Show?

(SIGHING) Don't even
start with me, Tracy.

So who are you helping
this year, Jackson's poodle?

It could use
a bigger brain.

No, I'm actually sitting this one out.
A little too competitive.

I see. Interesting.

What am I
doing here, anyway?

Well, Dr. Fox is kindly giving
me one of her logic diamonds.

They're strictly regulated, but being
science director does have its privileges.

I just need a law enforcement signature
to take it out of the building.

All right. Big experiment,
I'm assuming.

Something
hopefully disfiguring.

Actually, it's just
a wedding gift for Allie.

A singular diamond
for a singular woman.

It's very beautiful, Dr. Stark.
Thumbprint right here.

Thank you, Dr. Fox.
Thanks, Carter!

Sure.

Yeah, I heard about Fifi,
tragic.

Guess the field's
wide open this year.

Actually, I'm investigating
the earthquake.

Yeah, there... There are
no earthquakes in Eureka.

And so I'm told.

Well, if you want a second opinion,
you can always ask Dr. Hood.

He's retired, but he used to
be the top dog in seismology,

volcanology, geology, pretty much
anything dirty and he was in it.

All right, thanks.
Nice to meet you.

HOOD: Dougie Fargo?
That wild man.

Did he tell you about the time we
were running those Columbian drugs?

Uh, no.

Yeah.

Columbia med school wanted to
make mineral-based vaccines.

So Doug and I trekked
all over Alaska

gathering eriochalcite
for those yahoos.

Yeah, crazy times.

So what can I do you for?

Well, I was at a farm
near the lake,

and there was an earthquake, but nobody
felt it but me. Is that possible?

Depends, how drunk were you?

(LAUGHING) I'm sorry, man.
It's really not very likely.

Yeah, because there aren't
any earthquakes in Eureka.

This place is rock solid.

I'm having trouble finding
someone who believes me.

I can relate.

I spent the last year of my career
being the guy no one believes.

Anyway, where are we talking?

Urn...

Round here.
All right.

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

Nope. Sorry.
Nothing going on down there.

Dead as Toledo
on a Saturday night.

The next time
I feel the ground shake

and see the northern lights
inside, I'll just leave the bar.

Never mind.

I got to get back to the case
of the dead fake dog anyway.

Never mind.

Northern lights, huh?

Fifi's owner still
won't release the remains.

She's afraid we're going to steal
her doggie-building secrets.

Well, that case
gets better and better.

She still thinks Dr. Young
sabotaged her entry.

So you think you wanna
talk to Dr. Young?

No.
You wanna ask around?

See if anybody else's
dogs malfunctioned?

No, because this is stupid.
There isn't a crime.

Those people waste thousands
of dollars... Millions.

Millions of dollars
making something

they're giving away for free
in every pound in America.

People need hobbies, Carter.

I used to collect handcuffs.

And meanwhile,
there was an earthquake

which no one felt but me,
which is impossible.

Because there are
no earthquakes in Eureka.

(RUMBLING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(WOMEN SCREAMING)

MAN: Go! Go! Where's this...

WOMAN: What is it?

Dr. Hood?

Sheriff! You were right!

There's something brewing down
there and she's fixing to blow!

(EXCLAIMS)

Yeah.

It's just a hole. Just a hole.
Stay to the left.

Carter!

Now, I already spoke to him. He understands.
He is really sorry.

Sorry? He could've killed somebody.
Dr. Hood!

Haven't we talked
about your using the tunneler?

Well, talk to him. He's the one that
told me about the triboluminescence.

The, the... The colored lights,
rocks under seismic stress

can sometimes release visible
electromagnetic energy.

So I dove down. You ready?

All my readings indicate
there's a pressurized

komatiite melt
under this town. Somewhere.

Wait. Halt, halt. Stop! There's
something melting under the town?

Like what, like a volcano?

Not like a volcano, and it
could erupt at any time,

and it's not linked
to any known fault system.

That's why your quake
was so localized.

A pocket of magma developed spontaneously?
That's impossible.

Did impossible
cover my friend with mucus?

He's got a point.

Okay. I'll have the geo lab
look into it.

You stay above ground.

So what, should we
start talking evacuation?

Maybe hospitalization.

(SCOFFS) Carter, there is no magma chamber.
Dr. Hood is unstable.

Not so much.
Seems like a smart guy.

Look, five years ago, Hood predicted
a 9.6 on the Reelfoot Fault.

We evacuated Memphis.

Well, was there
an earthquake in Memphis?

No. Hood cracked
under the pressure.

He left right after that, because he kept
seeing things that just weren't there.

Carter, please, I need you
to keep your eye on him.

Don't let him
do any more damage.

MAN 1: That's about right, now.
HOOD: Okay.

I'll see you later.
Do you want this back?

Yeah, thanks,
appreciate it. Bye.

HENRY: Acoustic physics
is a challenging class, Zoe.

So, don't beat yourself up about it.
It's very complicated stuff.

Let's go back to the beginning.
There's two main sections.

CARTER: What are
you guys doing?

Rayl wave dynamics.

(SCREAMING)

Urn... Careful, Jack. It's
an acoustic pressure wave.

She's trying to figure out the
frequency to melt copper ore.

Wow! So you can really
melt metal with sound.

Yeah, I don't even
understand it well enough

to explain why I don't understand it.
Do you want coffee?

No, thanks. I got something
I really don't want to do.

I can relate.
Yeah. As can I.

What are you avoiding? Just some
troubling errand I can no longer ignore.

Ah.

See you later.
Yeah.

Zoe, could you clear
table number five, please?

Why not? I'm gonna fail
this class anyway.

But that's how
diamonds are made, right?

Well, not unless you crack
under the pressure.

(WHIRRING)

Whoa! Whoa!

(CROWD EXCLAIMING)

Hey! You are going
to have to clean that!

Hey! What are you doing,
Dr. Hood?

I'm dropping
a shear wave probe!

You want a turn? It's a blast!

No! I'm good!
Can you shut it off, please?

Dr. Hood,
you can't drill in here.

I need to measure P-waves if I'm
gonna find this magma pocket.

(STAMPING FOOT)

This is the best spot to crack
through the igneous uplift.

Are you sure there's
really anything to find?

Sure, I'm sure.

I can hear the roaring,
I just haven't seen the tiger.

Oh! You've talked to Allison.

Mmm.
Uh-uh.

There's something happening here, Sheriff.
This isn't like Memphis.

Maybe, but I still want you to
pack it up and go home. Okay?

Just let Global handle this. And I need
your tunneling car thingy off the road.

Do you mind if I tow her home?
All above ground, I promise.

I just want to wash her up
before she gets rusty.

Sure. Sure.

Okay. Thanks.
That's too bad.

It was fun
getting dirty again.

(SIGHING)

This, this map has got to
be, what, 70 years old?

Mmm.

Ha! And what is it you,
you're gonna build here?

A hotel.

Our corporate visitors are used
to a certain level of service.

This spot is perfect.

But I found records that showed
some traces of radiation.

Uh-huh.

Well, you know,
radiation is like penny candy.

It comes in all
different kinds of flavors.

You think you can scan
something for me, correct?

Oh, absolutely. Yeah.
You know, but

a wide-spectrum survey
is a very complicated process.

You're my man.
Absolutely.

She's a liar! She actually
accused me of sabotage?

Well, your name came up.

I wouldn't touch her crappy stuffed
animal with a ten-foot pole.

Bet you're happy
Fifi's out of contention?

Are you joking?

This was my year to finally
crush her in front of everyone.

My dog is perfect.

Yeah, he's a champ.

You should see him run.
It's like Seabiscuit.

Here, toss him one.

All right. Hey, buddy.
You wanna run? You wanna run?

I'm telling you right now,
he's a winner.

WOMAN: What happened?

What can you say?
He's such a great competitor.

Yeah, and the second
one to blow.

I sent Fifi to G.D.

Take what's left of Thunder
and see what you can find.

Wait. Wait.
I get to look inside?

Yeah. I want
a complete dogtopsy.

Thank you.
Oh, no, just...

And down, Fargo.
Right. I'm sorry.

JO: Hello.

Is everything okay in there?

I can't believe you convinced
me to try this on.

No one wears a big white dress
their second time around.

But tell me
you don't love it.

It's fabulous for an Amazon.

Honey, you can't tell anything
without a fitting.

I don't have time
for a fitting.

I have a job, and it's
not planning a wedding.

It'll just take a second,

and presto.

(GASPS)

(LAUGHING)

Aren't you
the beautiful bride?

Can I try it on next?

(RUMBLING)

(ALARM WAILING)

Was that an earthquake?

No, a tunnel-drilling lunatic.
Just get me out of this.

It's... It's not working.

Triboluminescence must've
shorted the circuit. Forget it.

You called?

You have something
to tell me?

I do.

Hood has been
tunneling again.

I told you
to keep an eye on him.

I am. He promised me
he wouldn't do it anymore.

Promised? Promised?

Okay, let me be perfectly clear here.
I need him to stop.

All right. Dr. Hood? Hey,
we got to pack it up.

Allison, a little fancy for the
afternoon, but you pull it off.

Do you know why I'm in this dress?
Laundry day?

Because you knocked out half
the circuits on Main Street.

There was a temblor?

I knew one was coming.
When exactly?

Ten minutes ago.

And you knew because
you've been tunneling again?

No. I was here
10 minutes ago.

That quake was the real deal.
Pressure's building.

There is no magma pocket
under Eureka.

Please take the nice
doctor home.

Hey, Vera Wang,
you want proof?

I'm out here tracking a vent.
It's ready to pop.

Come on. Give me 30 seconds.

You look pretty.

Thank you. It's a little princessy,
but I like the neckline.

Okay, your time's up. Come
on, a little grace period?

I'm trying to nail a fumarole
eruption down to the second here.

Oh, no.
What's a fumarole?

ALLISON: A mud volcano.

(ALLISON EXCLAIMING)

You see that?
I'm back in the game, baby.

(LAUGHING)

All right, you, you go
that way and then move...

I like the neckline, but not
so crazy about the color.

We're sinking zero-balance P-wave
detectors all along the ridge.

I re-tasked the geo satellites
to look for ground deformations.

Sounds good. What's all
that gonna tell us?

Nothing. We just like
sounding smart.

The fumarole proves that there's
pressurized magma down there.

Now, we have to find out
exactly where it is

and how big of a problem
we have.

Maybe Hood's our problem.
MAN: All right.

Sure made quite a prediction, and it
seems like he likes being top dog again.

Really? You think
he could cause this?

Well, that's what the
instruments are gonna tell us.

Hopefully before
they reach critical mass.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Carter. Yeah, look,
Fargo, I...

Fine.

Got to go.
Thorne's doggy dissection.

Let me know if your probing
produces anything.

Fargo, I have
a lava problem right now,

and I don't have time
to worry about fake dogs.

Ooh, well, do you have time to
worry about national security?

Logic diamonds, it's how
these dogs always won.

They were juicing, but the neural
nets couldn't handle the load.

I thought all these diamonds were
supposed to be locked in a vault.

Exactly, so not only are they
cheaters, they broke federal law.

Have fun in Gitmo, ladies.

Relax. I'll talk to them.
I already tried that.

They said they have no idea how the
diamonds got into the dogs. Likely story.

Okay, first, leave
the interrogations to me,

and second, if they both have diamonds,
we need to go to the source.

It looks like
a logic diamond.

Yes! J'accuse, Fifi!

Well, I thought all the diamonds
were under your supervision.

These aren't from our lab. The
manufacturing facility in Pensacola

puts a code
on every diamond they make.

The inventory is
continually checked.

So, someone else
can make these?

There's several countries with
covert programs, China, North Korea.

I'll check with intelligence, see
if they know of any missing stones.

All right, let me know
as soon as you get an answer.

(GROANING)

Do it.
Can't find the zipper?

Oh. Yeah, I got MD
and two PhD's,

and I can't get myself
out of this stupid dress.

Thorne wants to see me
five minutes ago.

Can you...
Yeah.

Can you help? Thank you.
Yeah. Yeah.

(SIGHING)

I used to be
pretty good at this.

The micro-lock is damaged.

Yeah, it's like super-Velcro.
(LAUGHS) I know.

(SIGHING) So, I should
have believed you

when you told me
about the earthquake.

No, you didn't feel it.
I know it sounds crazy.

No.
Lean back.

Corning from you,
I should have listened, and

I don't know.
It's just the pressure.

I feel like I've got a million
things pushing in on me.

Yeah, more.

It's like I can't breathe,
like...

Like you're trapped in a wedding dress?
Little... Little more.

Okay, it's just...

Yeah. There. Got it.

You got it?
Yeah.

Oh, thank... Thank you.

(LAUGHING)

So is this why you called?

No, I...

We haven't been able to
pinpoint the magma pocket yet,

but the resonance indicates
that it could be manmade.

You're thinking by a disgraced geologist
looking to fix his reputation?

Well, pressure makes you
do crazy things.

(SIGHS)

There is this remarkable
jumble of radiation.

I mean, here, where you want to put
your hotel, there's everything

from x-rays all the way
up through gamma.

I mean, I'd love to know why it's
there, but it's very powerful,

and the source is right here.

Interesting.

And I'll give you all the specific
frequencies once I've run the samples.

That's not necessary.

You've given me
all the information I need.

It seems that my hotel project's
gonna have to go back to square one.

Wait.

That's it?
No, that's it.

All this clean-up
is gonna cost billions,

and my intention is
to make money, not waste it,

so I'm just gonna have to
find an alternate site.

And Henry, you know, property
development can get very contentious.

So could we keep this
between us, for now?

Mmm. Yeah, don't worry.

I'm good at keeping secrets.

How's it going? HOOD: We could
get some nasty lava bombs.

It'd be easier to predict
if I could find the pocket.

Yeah, unless you already
know where it is.

Allison thinks it's manmade.

By some old volcano man who wants
one last ride on the Ferris wheel?

I'm just doing my job.

Some things you
don't mess with.

Well, somebody did.

Take a pretty fancy machine
to liquefy bedrock.

Well, this town loves
its fancy machines.

Yeah, no joke.
These guys build dogs,

they could probably figure out
how to light a volcano.

Well, they both explode.

Some of the owners have been
cheating with logic diamonds.

I got dogs exploding
all over town and it...

(LAUGHING)

That's a dog show I could get into.
Yeah.

Hey, have you tried finding out
where the diamonds were mined?

Yeah. Yeah, no luck so far.

Well, I could shoot yours through
the old gas-liquid chromatograph.

Only take a second, might
tell you where they're from.

All right.
All right.

Every mine in the world
produces diamonds

with a unique
molecular structure.

Like a fingerprint? Yeah, or a
really expensive snowflake.

So it looks like our little friend
here is all the way from...

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey-

Something's messed up here. It says that
the carbon signature is from Eureka.

Is there a diamond
mine here?

No.

But they used to mine coal.

JO: We've been down here an hour.
If we're looking for diamonds,

shouldn't we be in a spooky,
old diamond mine?

CARTER: You mean, instead
of a spooky, old coal mine?

HOOD: Yeah, but the system told us
it came from this anthracite vein.

It's weird, I know.

(EXCLAIMING)

Wow.

Sheriff, look at this.

That's not coal.

Raw diamonds,

but they're not natural.

Someone's transforming
the anthracite

into isometric-hexoctahedral
carbon 14.

Someone's cooking
logic diamonds.

Look out!

(EXCLAIMING)

DOC!

Doc? Doc.

(CARTER GROANING)

(GROANING)

I'm okay. I'm okay.
It's just my arm.

Well, what was that,
a security system?

No, I'm an idiot. It's an
acoustic wave generator.

They're using intermittent bursts.
We just happened to get caught.

Somebody's growing these diamonds
with rayl pressure waves,

and they're doing it
on a massive scale.

Hold on. Rayl waves?

Well, Zoe was studying with one of
those things today at Cafe Diem,

and it could melt metal.
Could it melt rock?

I'm with you, Sheriff.

I'm not.

The diamond oven is shooting
waves into the ground.

And rayl pressure waves can melt
iron ore in the rock strata.

Melted rocks make magma, and where
the magma's under pressure...

There's a volcano.

Yeah,

but who's cooking diamonds?

I talked to Dr. Zedler
at the Pensacola facility.

There are only six people in the world
who know how to make logic diamonds,

and they're all on his team.

All right, so they're all
3,000 miles away from here?

Yes. Confirmed
by D.O.D. security.

You think your people turn up something
from one of the other programs?

What other programs?

You know. I don't know.
North Korea, China.

Carter, no one else
has a logic diamond program,

not even in
the theoretical stages.

We are 30 years
ahead of the world on this.

I got to see
your personnel files.

You spent
three years in Pensacola

while the neural core
was being designed.

Dr. Zedler said you asked a lot of questions
about how to grow logic diamonds,

said you became
a real expert.

You spend your entire career
creating something amazing,

and when you finally succeed,
they just lock it all away.

Are there
any more diamond farms?

I only grew them because I
didn't want to steal them.

Don't you see? These diamonds
could change the world,

but the D.O.D. just want to use
them to make better weapons.

G.D. is a science facility,
not a weapons factory.

It's a top-secret lab.

I could never test my diamonds.
That's why I put them in the dogs.

Wait, wait, to test them?

Those dogs have the most advanced
neural processors around.

Mimicking a biological
organism is the best way

to test the diamonds
under real-world conditions.

I was helping out
a few of the entrants.

I just built the diamonds
into the circuits.

I had no idea
they would overload.

Or that you'd
caused a volcano?

Pardon?

ALLISON: Even though we shut
down the generator in the mine,

the seismic activity
is continuing to increase.

That magma's
under incredible pressure.

If it blows, Eureka could be
scattered over four states.

There could be
thousands of casualties.

We should begin evacuation.

No, it could
explode at any time.

I don't want people
out on the street.

It'll be much safer
if they're inside.

Could you drill in
and relieve the pressure?

You know,
just lance the puppy?

Well, we have no idea
where this puppy is.

Thermal energy travels along the
rock strata until it finds a pocket.

It could be anywhere.
ALLISON: Wait a minute.

What if we cut a tunnel? Get close to
the pocket, bore straight to the lake,

then use remote explosives to
fracture the containment rock.

That would divert the magma?

And we still have to find it.

Well, you guys have got to have a
gizmo in this building that can help.

Right?
Start knocking on doors.

Just put a note
in the elevator...

Yeah, Carter, there's no
gizmo for sniffing out magma

2,000 feet
below the earth's surface,

but maybe we can get
the director on that.

Well, I'm not talking
about sniffing...

I got an idea. Just tell me
if it's incredibly stupid.

Yes.

Is it possible?

This technology can help
soldiers sniff out explosives.

We can fix Fifi to help us.

Similar technology, but real
dogs can't sniff out magma.

If we reprogrammed her and
jacked up the sensitivity...

That would take weeks.

Well...

With this.

It's Dr. Mendel's
artificial mucus.

It could supercharge
Fifi's nose.

I think

Fifi

was born to be a hero,

heroine. Don't you?

Smell the lava. Good girl.

Smell the lava.
Oh, good girl!

Smell the lava. right there. Good girl.
Good girl. Smell the lava. Good girl.

I hate to interrupt
puppy school,

but the seismic
pressure is building.

I think Fifi's almost ready, although
I don't think she's that thrilled

about carrying live explosives
into a volcano.

I know, but you're gonna need
them to release the magma.

All right. Can't we just poke a
hole in it, relieve the pressure?

Sure, if you wanna be
a charcoal briquette.

The magma's 3,000 degrees.

It's gonna break through
and fire down the tunnel

to the lake
at 80 feet per second.

You want to be long gone
when that happens.

All right. All right.

Breaking through, bad,
running away, good.

Got it. All right,
Fifi, let's go!

(FIFI BARKING)

In you go!

All right, Fifi,
you ready for this?

Yeah, she's got a new nose.
It's topped off with mucus,

ready to find some lava.

It's not lava.

Which way, girl?

Here goes nothing.

WORKER 1: I don't like that
burns that are smoldering!

WORKER 2: More, too!
WORKER 3: Let's close it off!

WORKER 1: I'll try!

Carter.

Nathan, what's the status
down there?

Uh...

I think Carter's dog
has us chasing our tails.

Fifi, don't make me stop
this tunneler, Fifi!

We have methane vents
popping all over town.

Nice big ones!

(LAUGHING)

Still nothing.

(BARKING)

Wait. Wait,
we might have something!

All right, Fifi.

Come on. Come on!
Let's go find some lava.

Magma. It's magma.

(CARTER GROANING)

It's lava when it's above
ground, magma when it's below.

What, so you think
I'm confusing the dog?

Well, you're exhausting me.

We got heat.

Let's just set these explosives
right by the melt...

We're not gonna need them.
Come here, Fifi. Come here!

Magma's breaking through. Run!

Fifi!

Didn't you say we should be
long gone when this happens?

Yes, I did!
Drive, Carter! Drive!

(GROANS)

The pressure's dropping.
Did you find something?

CARTER: Oh, you could
say that!

Hey, where's the lake?

I can't get a bearing. The
instruments are all over the place.

Smack it.
Seriously?

Smack it.

(BEEPING)

All right!
I got a bearing.

Turn right, 15 degrees.

Should be straight ahead.

Should be?

(GROANING)

(EXHALES)

Next time, Fargo's driving.

(WHINING)

They made it through.

So, what do you want
to do tomorrow?

Vincent, iced coffee, please?
On the way.

Steamy out there tonight.

Well, get used to it. That magma's
gonna be venting for days.

I think, technically,
it's lava.

So, you guys
did good work today.

You should team up
more often.

BOTH: Yeah.

I'm thinking this town
should buy you boys a drink.

Well, you know,
it was kind of fun.

I mean, besides almost dying,
I can see why you miss it.

Honestly, I don't.
I like the quiet life.

Living with that kind of
pressure isn't for me anymore.

Hey, Carter,
good driving today.

Thanks.

(SPARKY BARKING)
Thanks.

I'm the king of the world!

Hey! Congratulations!
Robot Dog Show champ.

Thank you, thank you.
NATHAN: Fargo!

I'd like to thank everyone who
made this possible, mostly myself.

Yeah, well, nothing like
a gracious winner.

I got to tell you, it's absolutely amazing.
Come here, buddy.

Yeah. I mean, it's so real.

(TRICKLING)
Mmm...

I thought fake dogs don't...

Well, yeah, just...
I'll see you later.

That's nice.

Hey.

Interested in a game?

No, I should go home and change my
pants because Fargo is a cheater.

(LAUGHING) Sparky?

Oh! Well, you know, pressure can
be a very destructive force.

Oh!

Did you ever finish
that troubling errand?

I certainly did.

How was Thorne?

You're very perceptive, Jack.

I do know the type,
and they don't do good deeds.

She had me run a radiation
survey outside of town.

Now, have you ever heard
of Baryogenic radiation?

No.

Well, that's because it doesn't exist.
It's only a theory.

At least I thought so
until today.

You found some?
Just a trace.

Well, great, great.
Is it dangerous?

I have all the data
in my garage.

I'll run you
through it tomorrow.

Great. Thanks.
All right.

Hey, Henry! Thanks for being
on my side with this.

Hey, I do not keep secrets
from my friends.

Anymore.

Hmm.

SARAH: Sheriff Carter, you planned
to do aerobic exercise tonight

from 8:00 to 9:30,
followed by bill paying.

Yeah, I'm taking
the night off.

SARAH: Good idea. Stress is America's
number one health problem.

Oh, drop that.

Followed closely by sarcasm.

Hey, you want some chips? I was just
gonna sit down and watch the game?

No, I had a PowerBar
at the library. I'll see you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where you going?

To study. There's a physics
quiz tomorrow and

I really, really, really
want to get an A.

Okay.

Just do your best, all right?

Thanks.

You need some help?

Sure. How much you know about
calculating electron mass?

Nothing.

But I do know that
everything's a little easier

if you're having some pizza.
So sit down.

Crack the books,
and I'll order.

Okay.

I'm proud of you.

Extra mushrooms, right?

You know me so well.

Awesome.