All language subtitles for Eureka.S03E12_[English] (SUBRIP)

FARGO: Previously on Eureka.

Sheriff Jack Carter,
Tess Fontana.

Tess and I
are old friends.

You're the new head
of Section Five?

Hi.

LEXI: Look, Duncan, how well
do we really know each other?

You know, our hopes,
our dreams,

our reactions to surprises?

I think I'm gonna have
to think about this.

You and Henry are
working on something.

It's the signal, isn't it?

I think you're gonna need all
the help that you can get.

Henry, what are you saying?

I'm saying that there's
something out there,

and it's heading
straight for us.

Straight for Eureka.

What's all this?

Oh, we're making a baby
book for the boys.

Oh.

Smile, Uncle Jack.

Thanks for that.
SARAH, print.

SARAH: I'd be happy to
maintain a virtual album

with holographic growth
charts and captured sound.

(BABY CRYING)

Uh, that's okay, SARAH. Some things
are better the old-fashioned way.

So, any word
from Duncan?

Dad. What? No, it's okay, Zoe.

Now, he's probably
halfway across the world,

curing disease
where he belongs,

which is why I didn't tell him
I was pregnant to begin with.

I'm sorry, Aunt Lex, I really
didn't mean to pressure you.

I just thought you guys
would work it out.

No, Zoe,
it's not your fault.

Life is...

It's messy sometimes.

Is it?
Here we go.

So, everything's my fault?

No, not everything.

Look, Jack, even when we were
kids, you never took my side.

Lex, cut the guy some slack.

I mean, you lied to him for
months, then you took off.

He didn't have the chance
to do the right thing.

Yes. Life is messy.

But this isn't
how you clean it up.

He doesn't want this. I do.

So I'm moving on.

I got to get dressed.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Okay.

(SIGHS)

Moving on.

Uh, so what's
this all about?

Just waiting for
the aliens to land.

Seriously?

Mmm-hmm. Actually,
it's our turn to host,

'cause we went
there last year.

Urn... There being?

Area 51,
Eureka's arch rivals.

Our annual bowling match
goes back nearly 50 years.

Bowling, that sounds
pretty intense.

You have no idea.

So, Area 51,
that's UFO guys, right?

Wrong. They got the alien rep
after a surveillance balloon

crashed in 1947,
never lived it down.

Which is why
we love to rub it in.

Totally throws off
their game.

(LAUGHS)

BISMARK: Well, Well, Well.

Hello, Fargo.

Hello, Bismark.

(SNIFFING)

Mmm, what is that odor?

Ah, the smell of fear.

The only thing scary
about you is your breath.

Ready to lose
for the fifth year running?

Did you bring your little
green men to help you?

Oh, I'll show you
little green men.

Easy, ladies. Let's try to keep
the competition friendly, okay?

Well, it's hardly
a competition, Sheriff.

Your little team here
doesn't stand a chance.

You haven't met
our secret weapon.

Hey, Big Ed,
come out and say hi.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Big Ed Fowler,
the former PBA champion?

He also happens to be a
very gifted biochemist.

Bowling's more of a hobby.

Well, there's no way. This is a
complete violation of the rules.

You can't just bring in a
ringer from the outside.

Rules state anybody
employed here can play.

Read 'em and weep.

Still time to beam back
to the mother ship.

Bring it, Fargo.

Oh, it's been brung, Bismark.
Nice English.

Yeah, nice face.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

All right, stop.

All right, I got to go,
but both of you, behave.

(GRUNTING)

(JOINTS CRACKING)

(EXHALES)

Hey, Al.

Finally. What, did you
come by pack mule?

Nice to see you, too, Tess.

Sorry, but
time-sensitive issue.

We need your help collecting
all the Globidium in Eureka.

Uh... All the What?

Globidium, it's
a nuclear element,

artificially created
here at Global.

It's much safer
than plutonium,

with 10 times
the energy output.

Mmm. Then why the recall?

Globidium's been field-tested
in town for years,

but we need to get it back
for a new project.

Not everyone is complying.

And we were hoping that
you could persuade them

using your inimitable
Andy Griffith charm.

You know what? You have
the unique ability

to make a compliment
sound insulting.

Who said that was
a compliment?

Okay, stop. I really
need your help, Carter.

Well, in the meantime, it's artificial.
Can't you make some more?

Yeah, we could, if we had
six months, but we don't.

We need to move quickly.

Oh. This has something to do
with the signal from space.

You told him?

(LAUGHS) No,
but you just did.

Yeah, you think
you're clever.

Uh, yes, I am.

So, when are the little
green men coming to Eureka?

I'm sorry.
I can't share the details.

But you and I shared
an alternate universe.

Does that not mean
anything to you?

Just get to
that list, Sheriff.

All right.
Okay?

Wait, I'm on this list!

The Smart House reactor runs on
Globidium, so we'll need yours, too.

Is that a problem?

Uh, no. No. Urn...

SARAH might have
an issue with it.

HENRY: Well, you don't
have to worry about SARAH.

I mean, she can be adapted
to alternate fuel sources.

CARTER: Yeah, well, she doesn't
like change, and neither do I.

I noticed.

Meaning?

Tess Fontana. I mean, she
gets under your skin.

Yeah, just a bit.

Uh, don't look now, but I
think our first customer

is trying to make
a fast getaway.

Seth!

HENRY: Clean
Globidium mobile.

I'll return
the power cell tomorrow.

I got a hot date
tonight, okay?

She loves the car.

Well, she's just got to love you for you.
Pop the hood, Henry.

Come on, Sheriff. I just had
this cleaned professionally,

inside and out. You could
eat off that engine.

Uh, it's not here.
The reactor is empty.

All right, Seth,
give it back.

Whoa, I'm the victim here.

Really? Then why were
you trying to get away?

In a car with
no power cell?

How dumb do
you think I am?

Well...
Hey!

MAN: Yeah!

(CLEARING THROAT)

(EXHALING)

What the hell?

FARGO: Strike one!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Hey, you know the rules.

You mess with your own
balls all you want,

but you can't
mess with ours.

(EXCLAIMS) Somebody
can't take a joke.

Fargo, I have
one word for you.

Is it "surrender"?

No.

It's "truce."

We're above this pettiness,

so I'm gonna be
the bigger man here

and propose that
we focus on the game.

No more pranks.

Deal?

Deal.

May the best team win.

As long as they're human.

(CHUCKLING)
Good one.

BISMARK: Good game.

(WHISPERING) We're
really calling a truce?

No way. I just want to
keep them off their guard.

That way they'll never
know what hit them. Huh?

(CHUCKLING) Oh!

Uh...

Oh, what the flak'?

(ALL LAUGHING)

Osborne says that his car was
in the driveway all night,

so anyone could have taken
the power cell from there.

Yes, but Globidium
is a unique power source,

and without it our project
won't be ready in time.

Oh, what project is that,
exactly?

The point is,
we need to find it.

Okay. Do we need to be
worried about health risks?

Well, compared to elements
like plutonium, no,

but if it should be taken
out of the container,

then we'd be looking at moderate
levels of (DEVICE CRACKLING)

radioactivity.

Now, that's odd.

I mean, it's picking up a
radioactive source from somewhere.

Sheriff Carter,
we demand action.

I think they've taken the little
green men thing a bit far.

Uh, this is no joke.
They're radioactive.

Those guys are crazy.
They're trying to kill us.

Oh, you're gonna
be fine.

They're gonna be fine,
aren't they?

Yeah, they're
gonna be fine.

I mean,
you have elevated levels

of gamma radiation that mutated
the pigmentation of your skin

(LAUGHS) but it's
the equivalent of a sunburn.

So, we're not gonna
turn into the Hulk?

Only if you get
really, really angry.

No. No, no, no,
don't worry, no.

It'll be out of your
system in a few days.

Then we need to
get back to practice.

No, no, we need to get even.
Fargo smash!

(GRUNTING) No, Fargo
will not smash.

All right? There will be no getting even.
Understand?

It's actually a pretty color.

Yeah, if you're a Muppet.

So, what could
have caused this?

Could it be a missing power
cell, courtesy of Area 51?

On its own, no,

but if it was altered
somehow, it's possible.

Well, I've worked
with these guys before.

They're dorks,
but they're harmless.

Well, we still need to collect
the remaining power cells.

All right. You want to go with
Jo, I'll check out Bismark?

Let's go.

Don't be afraid
to use deadly force.

(DOORBELL RINGS) SARAH: There's
a visitor at the door.

Ooh, maybe it's the baby's crib.
SARAH, you can open the door.

Duncan?

Hello, Lex.

SARAH: This is the Duncan?

Uh, yeah, this is him.

What is that?

Oh, it's my house.
It's possessed.

SARAH: Possessed of a singular
artificial intelligence.

SARAH, please.

I thought you left town.

No, I prefer to deal
with my problems.

Hey, we're nobody's problems.

Don't turn this
around on me, okay?

You were the one who took
off without saying a word.

Well, you're the one who
freaked out when I told you.

That's 'cause of the way
you sprang it on me.

I mean, kapow! Looky here,
twins, right out of thin air.

All right, you're right,
so maybe I panicked a little.

A little?

What? So, are you telling me that
you would have reacted differently

had I told
you in Cape Town?

Yeah.

Maybe. The point is,
I had a right to know.

(SIGHS)

You're right.

You did.

So, what do you
want to do now?

What do you want to do?

I want us to be honest
with each other.

I mean, come on. We had six crazy,
passionate months together,

but this wasn't
in the cards.

Life looks different
to me now.

I'd give up anything
for these kids,

but I don't expect you to.

Isn't that my choice?

No.

Go back to your life,
Duncan.

Please?

That's what you really want?

Yes.

SARAH: You heard the lady.

(SIGHS)

Yeah!
There you go.

Just picture Fargo's fat face
on the pins, works every time.

Bismark.

Oh, hello, Sheriff.
How's Fargo?

Green with envy,
or just plain green?

What did you do,
and how'd you do it?

Camoscope, the future
of camouflage.

It emits gamma rays
into the skin,

starting a chain reaction
that alters the pigmentation.

Any chance you powered it with a
stolen bit of... (STAMMERING)

It's a nuclear
power cell thingy.

We don't steal, we win.

Still, you're taking the prank thing
a little far, don't you think?

As far as turning
a beloved mascot invisible,

or planting a bioengineered laxative
in a rival's talcum powder?

Why would you do that?

You guys did that,
last year in Area 51.

Oh.

Look, if you really want to find your
nuclear power cell thingy, Sheriff,

you might want to talk to
your own team members,

'cause they're the ones
that take things too far.

For you.

You're Lexi's niece,
right?

Yeah. Zoe.

You know, your aunt can
be unbelievably stubborn.

Yeah, and overprotective.
It runs in the family.

What's with the
Green Man Group?

Oh. My boyfriend's team
got punked by their rivals.

It's probably
gamma radiation.

I saw something similar
near a reactor in Siberia.

The green's a nice touch.

Do you know how to fix it?

Well, lucky for you, a good
epidemiologist always travels prepared.

Vinspresso ice cream, anyone?

Vincent, we don't need ice
cream, we need payback!

Oh, my! What are you, green and deaf?
I said no payback.

Of course, Sheriff.
We'll take the high road.

It's a good idea.

Stop sucking up, Lucas.

Are you guys planning any pranks
involving a nuclear power cell?

We've dabbled in a little combustion
explosives, but nothing nuclear.

(WHISPERING) Lucas, what part of
"secret" don't you understand?

Hey. You almost done
with Tess' list?

Uh, yeah, and Seth Osborne's not
the only one missing a power cell.

We have three more thefts.

Of course we do.

Can I offer you two some ice
cream before it all melts?

Uh, no, thank you.

What's the problem?

My freezer died right
after Area 51 showed up.

Coincidence?
I think not.

Well, don't be too sure.

Is Café Diem on the list?

Uh...

Yeah. The freezer runs off Globidium.
Globidium.

And it was working when Big
Ed cleaned it this morning.

Now, Seth Osborne said that he
had his car cleaned as well.

Would Big Ed happen to work in
the auto-detailing business?

Well, sure. Big Ed can clean anything.
I mean, that's his job.

He's the cleaner.

That's it, all the Globidium
cells we've managed to collect.

Well, the laser telescope is
gonna need a lot more power

if we're gonna get a good
look at that, whatever it is.

Is that what's
sending the signal?

Yeah, it's the
best image we can get.

The new telescope will give
us a much higher resolution,

but our atmospheric window
closes in 24 hours.

Well, Carter will find the stolen power cells.
Just give him some time.

Okay.

Is there anything, you know,
going on between you two?

What? Oh, God. No!
I'm pregnant.

Well, you know, some guys are into that.
More of you to love.

(LAUGHS) Okay, stop.
We're friends.

Just... Just friends.

If you say so.

Okay. Thanks,
Principal Wallace.

We'll let you know
when we find it.

Let me guess. She had
Big Ed clean something.

A Globidium-powered barbecue
that's now missing a power cell.

Wow, looks like
the cleaner's dirty.

Yeah, well, maybe we'll get
lucky and he'll confess.

It's just down here.

Bis Ed?

Hello?

I guess he stepped out.

(SIGHS) Yeah.

Or took off.

(EXHALES) The missing
power cells.

Should we be worried about,
you know, radiation exposure?

Well, I gotta...

I got to say yes,

(GASPS)

JO: (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
Is that Big Ed?

Not anymore.

No radiation.
It's all good.

Well, tell that to Big Ed.

So, he just melted?

Like a green Popsicle
on a sunny day.

Jo.

Well, at least you found
the missing Globidium.

Well, Globidium couldn't
do this on its own.

Could it react to the stuff
that turned him green?

Well, if the combo generated
the right amount of radiation,

it could mutate human cells.

We need to talk
to Henry.

All right.

Theoretically,
it's possible.

Uh, except
for one problem.

These containers,
they're empty.

What happened
to the Globidium?

I don't know. I mean, there's not
a single photon in any of them.

As a matter of fact,

there's a total absence of
radiation in Big Ed's remains.

Well, that's disturbing.

Well, he is a big
puddle of goo.

No, no, Carter,
I mean, on average

we're all exposed to 0.2 rem
of radiation each year,

which means, to some degree,
we're all radioactive.

Oh, that's comforting.

No, it's normal
and generally safe,

though neither of those words
seem to apply around here.

Yeah, you get used to that.

Henry, if Big Ed was
turned green by radiation,

shouldn't his levels
be even higher?

One would expect,

but it's like something
drained it out of him.

Well, what about
the rest of the team?

They've all been tested.
Everyone's fine.

Let's get them back and check
their radiation levels,

just to be on the safe side.
Okay.

You threatened my team and
liquefied our secret weapon!

This is blasphemy!
Okay? Madness!

This is Eureka!

Break it up.
What happened?

Look, I have no idea, okay?
But we didn't do it.

You did turn them green.

I told you. We fully
tested the camoscope.

The effects are
completely superficial.

All right. Well, did you do
anything else to Big Ed,

any pranks, any other...

When? We've been here
practicing all day.

Ask anyone.
They'll tell you.

Well, you've probably
been using

alien mind control
on everybody here.

Bite me, Kermit.

CARTER: Guys!

A man's dead. Okay? Now, I need help.
You got it?

Got it.
Got it.

Great. Fargo,
you knew Big Ed.

Any reason that
he'd want to stockpile

a whole bunch
of Globibinum?

Globidium.

Don't push me.

I don't know. Urn...

He usually kept to himself.

I know he liked to clean,
and I think he had a pet.

Okay. Bismark, you want to keep
Area 51 here until further notice.

Fargo, get your guys
to G.D. just in case.

You mean, like,
in case we melt?

Well, as long as
you guys are green,

I'd like someone to
keep an eye on you.

Yeah, I'll watch them.
Come on. Thanks.

And, remember,
no more pranks. Okay?

(BEEPING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
MAN: Think you're cool now?

WOMAN: How do you like that?

Last one, I swear.

What's in that stuff?
It reeks.

(GROANS) Tell me about it.

It's an organic
mineral mask

made of herbs, sea salt
and fruit extractions

from around the world.

It should leech the toxins
out of the skin.

I feel like a girl.

Would you rather
stay green?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

I'll be right back.

Smoothie?
Sure.

VINCENT: Hey, can we
get Lexi's special?

Aunt Lex, what's up?

Oh, I just came to get a smoothie
before yoga, with Allison.

What's Duncan
doing here?

He's taking pity on my green boyfriend.
I hope that's okay.

Yeah. Why wouldn't it be?

Because I'm fraternizing
with the enemy

for my own
selfish purposes.

No, Duncan isn't the enemy.

Besides, he's really good
at what he does.

I should probably
go meet Allison.

Here you go.
Thank you.

Oh, and a decaf
Vinspresso ice cream.

It's for Allison.
She's craving it.

Thanks.
VINCENT: Yeah.

Bye,Zo.

Okay.

Let's see what we got.

Well?

(SIGHS) Yay-

Duncan, you're a genius.

Can we fix
the rest of me now?

It's not just you. How much
of this stuff can we make?

So, why would a cleaner
want to steal Globidium?

Big Ed wasn't just a cleaner.
He was the cleaner.

Clean rooms, contamination
control, waste management.

They're all essential to the
research that we do here at Global.

I heard a single dust mite
once got into LEP at CERN,

set them back six months.

Okay. So, if dirty is bad,

then would Ed have stolen
the cells to power, like,

a nuclear vacuum?

(SNICKERS)
I'm... u...

What Tess means is that we
have moved well beyond that.

Big Ed specialized in bio-mediation
and using microorganisms

to restore a contaminated environment
back to its natural state.

So, kind of like soap?

(SNICKERS)

What?

(STAMMERS)

Each organism
was created

to clean a particular
metal or chemical,

which makes it perfect for
cleaning up industrial waste,

oil spills and the like.

Well, Big Ed's remains
were cleaned of radiation.

Could he have had
an organism that did that?

All right, everyone,

you need to apply the treatment
wherever you're green,

so take off your clothes.

Get naked here?

You heard him. You with
me, boys with Duncan.

Relax, Doug, nudity is
perfectly natural, all right?

I've lived in places
in Africa

where it's the custom
to go au naturel.

Only for you.
I prefer privacy.

Here it is. "Big Ed
bioengineered a prototype

"for a microorganism that ingests gamma
radiation for nuclear waste cleanups."

He even gave it
a nickname, Spot.

As in remover,
I'm guessing.

Yeah, well, Fargo said
that Big Ed had a pet.

Yeah, but all I see here
are cleaning supplies.

Yeah, and when
I went by his house,

he didn't have any food
dishes or litter boxes,

but could this
pet project be his pet?

Well, if it is,
pets need to be fed.

Want to guess what Spot's
favorite food is?

Globidium. No wonder
he's so far over budget.

He used my power cells
as pet food?

Yeah, well, I mean, with
you collecting it all,

it was either that
or let it starve.

And if he ran out, Spot might be after
other sources of gamma radiation.

Like a green Big Ed.

Okay, where is
this thing now?

Looking for
its next meal.

In here?

Well, it's not like it
just could open up a door.

No.

But there's
another way out.

(GAGS)

Man, this stuff stinks.

(WHISTLING)

(EXCLAIMING)

What is in this stuff?

Get off me!

(EXCLAIMING)

Fargo! Go! Go! Go!

FARGO: What was that?

I may never
shower again.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

(WOMAN GASPS)

I'd rather go naked
than wear fur.

Owe-dome.

ALLISON: Yes, General.

I understand your concern
about the signal.

Hey, you ready?

Yeah, one sec.

Yes, sir.
I will schedule a call.

Okay.

(SIGHS)
Hey, partner,

I got you a little
present from Vincent.

It's ice cream.
It's a little melted.

Mmm. I am so sorry. I am going
to have to cancel yoga today.

I have a situation
that I have to deal with.

Okay. Urn...

I guess I'll just
see you next time.

Hey, Lexi.

Come on.

(LAUGHS)

You Okay?

Yes. No. I...

Duncan's in town.

Yes, I know. I met him.

He's helping un-green
our bowling team.

Yeah, he's good that way.

He's good most ways,
actually.

Mmm.
Too good.

(CHUCKLING) You make that
sound like a bad thing.

Oh, no, I just... I don't want
him to change because of me.

Or them.

Oh. Well, I'm not
gonna lie to you.

Children definitely change things,
but mostly for the better.

You ever have
any regrets?

Oh, about having them? No.

I mean, it's hard running this
place and being a parent,

but is it worth it?
Absolutely.

My only regret is that Nathan
isn't here to share it with me.

All right, I closed the valves
in the main line into town,

so that should keep it
contained in the building.

But if it went
down the drain,

what's to stop it
from coming back up?

Well, I think
I scared it, actually.

I mean, when I came in, it
jumped off Fargo in a hurry.

Now, trust me, you're
not that intimidating.

And single-celled microorganisms
don't get scared.

Well, it wasn't so micro,
actually, and it was green.

I mean, that can't be
a coincidence.

Well, it might have reacted
with the gamma radiation

in Big Ed and mutated,

but you know what? I'm not
detecting any radiation signature.

Well, that makes
it tough to track.

Well, maybe,
instead of going after it

we bring it to us.

With What?

Bait.

Lexi.

Duncan.

Hey, I heard what you
did for the team.

Always helping people
wherever you go.

Listen, can we talk?

I don't think there's
anything left to say.

Lexi, why are you
pushing me away?

Because there are plenty of
people out there for you to save.

I'm not one of them.

I never thought you were.
If anything, you saved me.

I'm sorry.
I'm late for class. Bye.

We can't afford to lose
any more Globidium.

Well, what we can't afford
to lose is researchers.

Oh, thanks, way to
make me look selfish.

What we need is a sample large
enough to lure Spot out

before he finds
another food source.

And when he comes out to eat...
We capture him.

Done and done.

Famous last words.

What? Do you have
a better idea?

You're pretty sure of
yourself, aren't you?

Well, yeah, I mean, part
of my Andy Griffith charm.

Oh, my God.

What happened
to all my Globidium?

God. I'm gonna go out
on a limb and say that.

I think Spot's found
another food source.

Come on.

Back!

(ALL EXCLAIM)

(PANTING)

We're gonna need
a bigger container.

We've got to contain it
to Section Five.

Well, the entire level
is locked down.

Well, that won't help if it's
traveling through the pipes.

Well, at least it's
trapped in the building.

No, for the moment, but you
saw what it did to that door.

It could pop up anywhere.

The bigger it gets, the more
gamma radiation it needs.

We need to secure
any potential sources.

I'll start to evacuate.

Judging by its size,
it'll eat just about anything.

Did you just look at me
when you said that?

No!

(STAMMERING) No, no!
I was... Ice cream!

I was looking
at the ice cream.

Ice... The cold.

When Fargo was in the shower,
he bumped into the faucet.

I thought that I scared it, but maybe
it just doesn't like the cold.

So, what are you proposing?

That we freeze it
in its tracks.

Hmm.

Hey! It's the
miracle worker!

Thanks so much
for taking care of Lucas.

Our prom pictures
would have sucked.

My pleasure.

Can I get a large
coffee to go?

I've got a long drive
ahead of me.

Wait. You're leaving?

Well, your aunt's made it perfectly
clear she doesn't want me here.

So you travel halfway
across the world to see her,

and then you
just give up?

I can't make her talk to me.

Well, you can talk to her.

I've tried, Zoe.
She won't listen.

Well, try again.

Look, Carter women
are complicated

and stubborn
and slightly crazy,

but we're definitely
worth the fight.

She doesn't want me
to fight anymore, Zoe.

So, I'm going home.

Can I have my coffee,
please?

Tell her goodbye for me.

Tell her yourself.

Temperature gauge.
Mmm-hmm.

Arming mechanism.
Yeah.

And I've rigged you
a motion detector

so you can track
Spot's movement.

Thank you.

Are you sure freezing
this thing is gonna work?

Oh, yeah. Yeah,
it worked in The Blob.

Oh, very reassuring.

Well, it's
a living organism.

The cells shouldn't be able to stand
temperatures below 200 Kelvin.

Just be careful, Carter.

I should be able to handle
a mindless eating machine.

You looked at me again.

Oh. No. The...
No, no, I was... The...

You're pretty.

Oh, nice save!

The Blob.

Must have been drawn by the
emissions from the power station

at Sublevel 12.

But that emits alpha
radiation, not gamma.

Which means any source of radiation
could be on the menu now.

Including us.

Awesome.

I'm in.

CARTER: NOW What?

All right, Jack,
watch yourself.

Well, he's not detecting
any movement down there.

ALLISON: But the station's alpha
emissions are at 20% and dropping.

Jack, Spot's got
to be there.

The relay station's on your
left about 50 meters down.

Be careful.

Yeah. Thanks.

Hey, Spot?

Got a nice frozen
treat for you.

(BEEPING)

Uh, something's happening.

Movement detected,
40 meters away.

Movement is minimal,
relatively stationary.

ALLISON: Alpha emissions
now at 10%.

All right, maybe it's
still working on dinner.

It's on the move, heading right towards him.
Thirty meters and closing.

Alpha emissions depleted.

Talk about a dine and dash.
Twenty meters.

I don't see it.
Where is it?

Ten meters.

Jack, just look around. I mean, he's
got to be right in front of you!

You should be
able to see it.

Or not.

(GRUNTING)

(SPOT GROANING)

Jack, what's happening?
You okay?

Jack, come on,
say something!

ALLISON: What's going on?
Carter?

Yeah, how do you
like me now, huh?

(CARTER PANTING)

Wait a second. It's moving away.
Ten meters, 15 meters...

Jack, what's happening?

I think I made it mad.

It's back in the pipes.

Yeah, but I'm guessing
not for long.

So much for your
Hollywood ending.

Tess.

So I was wrong
about the cold thing,

but Spot jumped off Fargo
for a reason.

Well, maybe, it didn't
like the way he tasted.

Hmm.

That's not bad.

I have my moments.

Okay.

So, what?
Duncan's beauty cream?

I mean, Fargo had it
all over him.

If it neutralized the gamma
radiation in the guys,

it might neutralize Spot.

So, what's in it?

Well, he uses a variety of organic
astringents, antioxidants,

anhydrous desiccants.

(STAMMERING)

Desiccants, it's a
hydroscopic substance

that induces dryness
in its environment.

Like salt!
Yeah.

Or salty things!

Yeah.

Your brain is really
an enigma.

No, but could we use
that to fight Spot?

I mean, salt can kill slugs.

By dehydration. So, if Spot's
physiology is similar,

then Duncan's compound
would have the same effect.

Great. We get like
a truckload of it

and just flush it down
the drain and kill it.

Well, I don't know. Freezing it
only affected the outer shell.

Well, then we need
a better delivery system,

something that'll blast
the compound inside-out.

I think I got some guys
who can help us.

Bringing me behind
enemy lines, Deputy?

You must really like me.

Or I'm just trying to kill you.
Which is it?

Hey, you're not
green anymore.

But you're still stupid.
Go figure.

Stop! You guys made this mess.
You can help us fix it.

What do you want?

Your camoscope,
hand it over.

No can do, Sheriff. You don't
have clearance at Area 51.

But I do.

Tess Fontana?

What are you doing
slumming with these losers?

Slumming? Who do you think
you're fooling, Toby?

You applied to
transfer here three times.

Oh, busted!

Yeah, guys, we don't have time for this.
Hand it over.

TESS: Come on.

(SIGHS)

Here you go.

You got Duncan's formula? Yeah.

Time to put everybody's
toys together. Let's go.

(CLICKS TONGUE)

You first.
Oh, no, after you.

No.
Go!

Thanks. Yeah, I love
messing with those guys.

(RUMBLING)
Oh!

What's going on?

That was Spot breaking through the
shutoff valves on the main pipeline.

It's gotten out
of the building.

All right, we're gonna have to
figure out where it's going.

Well, there are radiation sources all
over town, including the people.

Yeah, but Globidium's still
its favorite flavor, right?

Yeah, but everybody's
turned it in.

Well, not everybody.

Who's left?

Me.

Zoe, it's me.
Are you at the house?

Mmm. I'm at Café Diem.

Good. is Lexi with you?
SARAH's not picking up.

No, she got takeout
and went home.

Something wrong?

Yeah. I don't think
she'll be dining alone.

(DOORBELL RINGING)

SARAH, can you
get the door?

SARAH?

SARAH?

LEXI: SARAH?
SARAH, what's going on?

Lexi? You make me crazy.
You know that?

Uh, come on in.

You don't get to just
decide everything.

You're not the
supreme decider.

(SCOFFS) Supreme decider?

You may have nothing else to
say, all right? But I do.

And I'm not leaving
until you hear it.

Okay.

I know we didn't
plan for this.

I know that kids are
gonna change things.

Maybe we won't travel
the world for a while,

but when we do, at least we'll see
things through the eyes of our kids.

Honestly, I can't think
of anything better.

Okay, you say that now,

but what about in six
months, or six years?

This isn't a temporary
assignment in Tanzania, Duncan.

This is the rest
of our lives.

That doesn't scare me.

I know I freaked out
before, okay,

but you don't have
to doubt me now.

Okay, it's not that I doubted you.
It's just...

When I was a kid,
I always had the feeling

that my dad would rather
be somewhere else,

and I would just hate it
if you ever felt that way.

Lexi, I love you.

I want us all
to be together.

I know the timing isn't perfect and
we're gonna have our problems,

but whatever comes,
we'll handle it.

(BUBBLING)

You might want
to reconsider.

What the hell is that?

Whoa! You know what?
Get back. Get back!

LEXI: Jack!
DUNCAN: Get out of here!

Lexi, go.

(GRUNTS)

Go. Go.

Duncan, this is
what it wants.

Bowling?

No. This is basically a salt center
with a gamma-radiation shell.

When it loosens, you run.

Yeah.

Does Spot want a treat?

There you go.
There you go.

Here you go. Okay.

Okay. Is it loosening?

Yeah. (GRUNTS)

Get ready.

DUNCAN: It's working!

Go!

(SPOT GROANING)

Everybody...

I'll take that as a yes.

Can I take that
as a yes?

Yes. Yes!

(LAUGHS)

We don't have to
live here, do we?

(GIGGLING)

I'm good.

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

Perfect.

A 7-10 split.
That's got to hurt.

And with Area 51
in the lead,

Eureka needs the spare
in order to win.

The pressure is on.

Come on!
We can do this!

I thought you guys would
already be on the road.

Oh, don't sound so anxious.

I'm not anxious.

I'm totally gonna
miss you, Aunt Lex.

Oh, I'm totally
gonna miss you, too.

And I'm actually gonna
miss you, as well.

And I'm actually
almost touched.

Don't worry. We'll
come back and visit.

Oh, you better.

Hey!

Trying to watch a game here.

Fargo, wipe the
floor with them!

(WHOOPS)

(GASPS)

Eureka wins! Yeah!

(EXCLAIMING)

Well played, Fargo.

Big of you to say, Bismark.

Doesn't make us
friends, though.

I'll shake on that.

(SIGHING)

That's an amazing
shot, Fargo.

Thank you, Sheriff.

And thank you for not
playing any more pranks.

I appreciate that.

Yeah, well, we won.

We didn't really need
to rub it in their faces.

Fargo!

But we really wanted to.
Got to run!

I love this town.

ALLISON: Any luck identifying
the source of the signal?

No. We can't get
an image.

Our atmospheric
window has closed.

(SIGHS) So, we'll have no way
of knowing what's coming

until it's practically
on top of us.

Unless we can figure out how
to decipher the signal, no.

Listen, Tess,

General Mansfield
is concerned

that whatever is sending this
signal may not be friendly.

He's ordered me to prepare
a defense system.

What? Allison, you can't.

Whatever it is, you could provoke
it or you could scare it off.

Well, I'm afraid that's a
risk that we'll have to take.

We have to be
prepared for anything.