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Oh my god!
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Isn't this the most beautiful Sunday
you have ever seen?
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-Beautiful?
-God!
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This Davis woman she'd have
to beat the other days off with a stick.
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Especially Wednesday hump-day, get it?
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Got it.
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Days like this make me wish
I was a bike messenger.
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-Gonna be ready to go soon?
-Wait a minute.
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I thought we could go down
to fisherman's wharf...
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and get some lunch...
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and then go down to farmers market...
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and get ourselves a couple
of nice fresh farmers.
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Sure honey.
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You know you can tell
if they're fresh or not?
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They squeeze you, get it?
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Sounds like fun.
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You're not listening, are you?
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-Just let me finish the question puzzle.
-OK.
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Sorry.
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Come on it's gonna be dark soon.
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-It's 10:30 in the morning.
-It's 10:35.
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It unreasonable for me to want to do
the crossword puzzle on Sunday morning.
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No, of course not.
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-Just let me know when you're ready.
-I will.
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Z-E-P-H-Y-R, Westerly-wind?
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Zephyr.
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Take your time.
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I'm fine.
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Nremeen_roshdy@yahoo.co.uk
+971561234154
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nremeen_roshdy@yahoo.co.uk
+971561234154
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OK honey, we're
at the farmer's market now.
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{\an5}Sure, we'll keep our eyes open.
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Bye.
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{\an5}If anyone notices a five-letter edible
fruit of the myrtle family jotted down.
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{\an5}I can't believe he's indoors doing
a crossword puzzle on a day like this.
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{\an5}I know, I tried pushing the couch out
with him still on it but he caught on.
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{\an5}You remember how well
I worked with your father.
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-Really?
-Once.
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{\an5}Did you figure out what you're
gonna get Greg for his birthday?
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No, not yet.
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{\an5}I could buy him a friend
to sit on the couch with him.
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{\an5}You sleep with him,
and through some surprise party...
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{\an5}if he asks me,
I'll tell him about some change coming.
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{\an5}He is so hard to buy for.
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{\an5}He never did use those tap
dancing lessons I got him last year.
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You're kidding?
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{\an5}The hat and cane
are just gathering dust.
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I hope he made sure my ex-husband
isn't bringing a date to Greg's party.
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Yes, I talked to Pete. He gave his word.
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Good.
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{\an5}Do you think he'd be upset
if I brought that guy.
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Yes.
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{\an5}A plan begins to form.
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{\an5}Excuse me, are you the guy
who makes up the crossword puzzles?
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{\an5}The answers will be published on Sunday.
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{\an5}Yeah, I know that's not why I'm here.
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See, my husband's birthday is coming up...
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and I'm kind of stuck for a gift...
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and I thought maybe
you could help me out.
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Try one of those coffee makers
that grinds the beans.
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Yes those are great.
But...
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he's a big crossword puzzle fan.
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Say no more.
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-What's his name?
-Greg.
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Well, he's gonna love this.
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Especially the way you crossed
best and wishes.
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Glad I could help. Thanks for stopping by.
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Actually there's one more thing.
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-Ok, what's your name?
-Oh no.
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-It's all right what's your name?
-Dharma.
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It's actually there's an H in there.
D-H-A...
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-Damn it, I shouldn't have...
-Actually...
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the reason I'm here is I was hoping
you could work the phrase:
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"Happy birthday Greg, love Dharma"
into next week's crossword puzzle.
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I have a very strict policy
on personal messages.
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Any chance it's glad to do them?
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Look, if I do happy birthday for you...
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next week it's "Happy BarMitz"
for Stewart.
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"Sorry about your loss Earl".
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"Chevy Lumina for sale, low mileage".
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Look...
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my husband is
a really hard guy to buy for.
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I mean he already has a drawer full
of coupon books for treats in bed which...
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is partly my fault because in the moment
I tend to forget to collect the coupon.
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Look, I thought wouldn't it
be great if next Sunday...
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which is his birthday.
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He's doing the crossword puzzle
which he loves...
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and there: 38 across:
"Dharma loves Greg".
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Oh my!
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Thank you Dharma.
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Don't thank me Greg, thank the most
wonderful man in the world.
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Your hero...
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Theodore Harrison.
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I'm sorry there's no way I can do this.
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- How about 400 bucks?
- Done.
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Great if I had struck out with you...
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he was gonna get a beer stein
and a cockatoo that said...
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there's a fungus among us.
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Let it happen.
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Yes, these are great, Kitty.
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But don't you have
any cute baby pictures of Greg...
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where he has like a bowl of spaghetti
on his head...
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or naked in the bathtub?
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Why would I have that?
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Everybody has cute bathtub pictures.
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I mean I got some
doozies at Greg in the shower...
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but I don't think he wants me
blowing him up for the party.
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I'm sorry Dharma, this is all I have.
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All right, so I'll just...
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take Greg opening
his first checking account.
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Sitting on Barry Goldwater's lap.
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And the collage of...
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blue blazers throughout the years.
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-Hello Dharma.
-Hi Ed.
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Kitty, I have a fella here detailing
my car, I told him to do yours too.
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-Well, thank you dear.
-Glad to do it.
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-Can I freshen your drink?
-You're a doll.
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What are you guys fighting about?
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Why on earth would you think
we're fighting?
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Did you hear that Edward?
Dharma thinks we're fighting.
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That's rich.
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Come on, I've known you guys
for three years.
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The last time you pretended
to be that nice to Edward was after...
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he walked through your book club
in his underwear.
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That wasn't my fault I had a slipped disc.
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She knows I was hopped up on pain pills.
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Yes and were you hopped up this morning...
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when you gave your
ex-wife ten thousand dollars?
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-It was a loan.
-It was asinine.
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He wants to help the old Gray mayor
start a little business.
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At least she's doing something
productive with my money...
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instead of buying old furniture
that no one can sit on.
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Your money? Why don't we get the lawyers
in here and find out whose money it is?
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Well, thanks for everything guys.
I'll see you Sunday.
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What's wrong with helping a person out?
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Wake up Edward this is not a person,
this is a shrill peroxided Harvey.
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Well that must be my weakness.
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Sitting on new furniture
sooner than you think.
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Hey buddy,
no armour at all on that white car.
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So you got big plans for
a big birthday weekend?
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Not really, Dharma just gonna
take me out to dinner at the club.
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Quiet dinner at the country club
just the two of you.
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That's sweet.
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Hey listen...
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this isn't the type of office...
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where we buy each other
birthday presents, isn't it?
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-Don't worry about it Pete.
-Oh good.
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So no gifts for the birthday boy.
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Excuse me.
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Look at that!
We've got a client.
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Right this way miss,
this is my law partner Greg.
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I hope you can help me.
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You see, I bought this
and it doesn't work...
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so I want to sue the store.
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Let me show you.
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Gee.
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It's working.
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It's working for me.
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I think... thank you very much Pete.
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This is really special but we have
actual clients coming any minute.
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So we got bigger problems than that Greg.
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Officer what seems to be the matter?
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Hold it right there miss.
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You're not a real law client.
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I'm going to have to arrest you.
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How great is this?
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Excuse me.
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Please come on, at least
let her slap the handcuffs on.
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Thank you very much ladies,
we're gonna have to take a rain check.
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Come on girls dude just hang out
here for a minute to have a soda.
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I'll talk to him.
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What birthday you got coming up, man?
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The big seven old?
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This may come to surprise
you but I'm not really...
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into strippers at nine o'clock
in the morning.
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Well...
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we'll have a couple drinks.
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We'll bring him back in.
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We got 45 minutes.
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We have work to do.
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So do they.
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Thank you for the birthday present.
I really appreciate the sentiment.
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Forget the sentiment they
frisk each other.
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I'm sure they do.
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All right grandpa.
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I'll go talk to the girls.
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I'll be back...
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in like 41 minutes.
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Hey, you got any singles.
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I'm gonna need some tucking in money.
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Hello!
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In the kitchen.
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Is that Greg? Yeah.
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But he turned out fine.
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Honey we need to talk
to you about something.
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Sure.
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Your father and I have given
this a lot of thought...
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and as long as you're having Greg's
birthday party at that country club...
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we cannot attend.
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So here's his present.
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What?
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I thought you were over your problem
with the oppressive elitism inherent...
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in the private watering holes
of the uber class.
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We are but it has
come to our attention that...
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the fat cats at that country club...
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are committing environmental genocide,
and why?
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So they can build themselves another
fat cat driving range. It's a sweater.
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What exactly are the fat cats doing?
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Abby?
They're relocating wild bees.
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And squirrels, birds, chipmunks
and rabbits.
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No, actually Larry,
it's just bees.
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-Just bees, nothing furry?
-No.
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I'm sorry Dharma...
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if you want us to come you'll have to
find some other place to have the party.
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It's tomorrow, Abby.
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Wait a minute. We're giving up a free
buffet for some lousy bees?
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You know they're
giving up their homes, Larry.
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So what? I'll be there.
No.
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You will not.
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Come on, I was with you on fur,
I was with you on the owls...
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I was with you on the creepy
little fish with the under-bite.
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But I gotta draw the line on bees.
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You know I think maybe
we should discuss this...
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at home Larry after
you've read the literature.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
You will not.
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You could have told me it was just bees.
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I told you three times Larry.
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That's your answer
for everything, isn't it?
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Bye.
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Good morning.
Happy birthday old timer.
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Thank you.
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Here's your muffin...
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and your coffee...
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and your pencil and your crossword puzzle.
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Thank you.
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Looks like a good one this week.
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You know what I've been thinking...
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we should get out and do
more stuff on the weekends.
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No.
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No.
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It's sunday it's your
birthday do your crossword.
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No, I can do that anytime.
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-Come on, we'll go rollerblading.
-No roller boring.
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Hey check this out...
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six letters...
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a smug cat's snack or a coal mine
fatality. What in the heck could that be?
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Canary.
248
00:12:09,242 --> 00:12:12,718
You ready too nope we're
going to go out and enjoy the day.
249
00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:15,878
Four-letter word for crap.
250
00:12:16,914 --> 00:12:20,758
Come on honey,
let's do the crossword puzzle.
251
00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:25,878
Easy doesn't.
I'm okay.
252
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,484
I'm sorry I ruined our rollerblading.
253
00:12:28,568 --> 00:12:31,598
No I feel bad you didn't
even get your skates on.
254
00:12:31,682 --> 00:12:33,318
Well, you know what they say...
255
00:12:33,402 --> 00:12:36,678
most skating accidents happen when
you're pulling your socks on too fast.
256
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,024
-Sit down I'll get you some ice.
-No, I'll get it. It's your birthday.
257
00:12:40,108 --> 00:12:42,838
You sit down, you relax, do whatever
you want.
258
00:12:42,922 --> 00:12:44,756
Here's your crossword puzzle.
259
00:12:45,784 --> 00:12:46,942
Thanks.
260
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:54,898
What are you doing?
261
00:12:56,503 --> 00:12:57,878
I'm gonna watch some football.
262
00:12:58,268 --> 00:13:01,398
Instead of your crossword puzzle?
263
00:13:03,745 --> 00:13:05,568
I guess I can do both at the same time.
264
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,678
I should hope so a man of your education.
265
00:13:14,037 --> 00:13:17,318
Don't worry, I got it.
You just enjoy your crosswords puzzle.
266
00:13:20,369 --> 00:13:21,718
-Hello.
-Hi pumpkin.
267
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,158
Hey lair what's up did you talk to Abby?
268
00:13:24,357 --> 00:13:25,391
Yes I did.
269
00:13:25,575 --> 00:13:27,638
And I think we're all
on the same page here.
270
00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:29,678
That's great so she's coming?
271
00:13:29,846 --> 00:13:31,936
No, not that page.
272
00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:35,587
As it turns out I was wrong about
the bees and I can't come either.
273
00:13:35,675 --> 00:13:38,118
Larry don't do this to me.
274
00:13:38,995 --> 00:13:40,198
Hang on.
275
00:13:40,813 --> 00:13:43,678
-Hello.
-Dharma I'm in love.
276
00:13:44,012 --> 00:13:45,733
Great Jane, I'm very happy for you.
277
00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:47,921
I got a problem with my parents.
Can I call you back?
278
00:13:48,006 --> 00:13:51,518
Sure, I just wanted you to know
I have to bring him to Greg's party.
279
00:13:51,715 --> 00:13:52,958
Hang on.
280
00:13:53,638 --> 00:13:54,918
Hey larry I'm back.
281
00:13:55,304 --> 00:13:56,598
Who's this?
282
00:13:56,809 --> 00:13:57,996
Dharma.
283
00:13:58,109 --> 00:14:01,318
I was just going to call you.
You did Larry.
284
00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:03,758
You guys have to come.
285
00:14:04,098 --> 00:14:06,838
Well that's gonna be tough
because we're not coming.
286
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,238
I gotta go.
287
00:14:10,256 --> 00:14:11,198
Jane.
288
00:14:11,282 --> 00:14:13,829
It's been a long time
since I had a good orange.
289
00:14:13,913 --> 00:14:14,758
Jane.
290
00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:17,238
See I just got divorced.
Are you there Jane?
291
00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:22,618
You can't bring a date.
You and Pete agreed no dates.
292
00:14:22,703 --> 00:14:24,198
Hang on.
293
00:14:24,707 --> 00:14:25,718
Hello.
294
00:14:25,802 --> 00:14:28,972
Dharma, Edward and I regret. We
will be unable to attend Gregory's party.
295
00:14:29,056 --> 00:14:30,798
No regretting you have to...
296
00:14:30,882 --> 00:14:34,798
not regret that. Yeah everything all right
everything's fine.
297
00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:38,918
Honey everything's fine.
-I'm sorry.
298
00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:40,678
Dharma!
299
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,678
Hang on kitty.
300
00:14:42,762 --> 00:14:44,158
Hang on Jane.
301
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,958
Honey you forgot your crossword puzzle.
302
00:14:48,101 --> 00:14:49,297
Oh you know what?
303
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,838
I'm not gonna
do it it's kind of hard this week.
304
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:54,398
Kind of hard? What kind of talk is that?
305
00:14:54,482 --> 00:14:57,758
Well just not into it what do you need
an easier one.
306
00:14:58,079 --> 00:14:59,758
How about the one from the tv guide?
307
00:15:01,638 --> 00:15:05,158
Two letters duke's blank hazard.
308
00:15:05,242 --> 00:15:06,678
Is that easy now for you?
309
00:15:07,843 --> 00:15:10,118
Why are you being so mean to me?
310
00:15:10,698 --> 00:15:13,198
Because I hate
to see you give up like this.
311
00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:17,198
Jane.
312
00:15:17,282 --> 00:15:19,278
Jane you can't bring a date.
313
00:15:19,911 --> 00:15:21,120
Jane.
314
00:15:21,205 --> 00:15:22,861
Jane.
315
00:15:25,662 --> 00:15:26,514
Kitty!
316
00:15:26,599 --> 00:15:29,596
I'm sorry we will meet
you for a drink before or after.
317
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,023
But we will not set foot
in that country club.
318
00:15:32,107 --> 00:15:35,318
Why? Does this have anything
to do with bees?
319
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,958
Bees?
320
00:15:37,573 --> 00:15:38,918
Hang on.
321
00:15:39,311 --> 00:15:40,158
Hello.
322
00:15:40,242 --> 00:15:44,528
Ma'am let me just start by saying this is
not a sales call I'm not selling anything.
323
00:15:44,613 --> 00:15:46,387
Listen I'm sorry I can't talk right now.
324
00:15:46,471 --> 00:15:50,251
What would you say if I told you that
you could save 20 a month on canned goods.
325
00:15:50,335 --> 00:15:52,878
I don't know what I would
say can you hang on.
326
00:15:53,393 --> 00:15:54,918
Hello Kitty.
327
00:15:55,111 --> 00:15:56,855
-It's your country club.
-Yes!
328
00:15:56,905 --> 00:16:01,855
And Edward got his ex-wife the catering
contract for the whole damn place.
329
00:16:01,905 --> 00:16:04,395
You want the money paid back,
the woman has to get some work.
330
00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:07,059
Why doesn't she go
back to her old line of work?
331
00:16:07,109 --> 00:16:08,693
Or is the fleet not in?
332
00:16:10,221 --> 00:16:12,015
It's completely uncalled for.
333
00:16:12,065 --> 00:16:13,575
What are you implying?
334
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,895
Kitty, I'm coming over.
335
00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:18,335
I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to take
a beating all my canned goods...
336
00:16:18,385 --> 00:16:20,374
I'm up to my ass
and bees and ex-wives.
337
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,975
You, rick van winkle...
338
00:16:27,025 --> 00:16:28,095
-What are you doing?
-What?
339
00:16:28,176 --> 00:16:30,215
I got some errands to run I'll be back
in a little while.
340
00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:32,535
I want that puzzle done
by the time I get back
341
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,495
happy birthday sweetie.
342
00:16:40,272 --> 00:16:45,175
You know you are so smart the way
you figure all this out.
343
00:16:45,596 --> 00:16:47,775
Sudsy street pulpit?
344
00:16:47,825 --> 00:16:50,472
I have no idea what that is.
Neither do I.
345
00:16:50,522 --> 00:16:53,135
That's cause you're not trying.
Now get to it suddenly street pulpit go.
346
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,575
Your ankle all better?
347
00:16:56,956 --> 00:16:58,578
No, but I'm not gonna baby it.
348
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,775
Hi Dharma.
349
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,829
What are you doing here?
350
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,335
I thought I'd drag the birthday boy off
for a round of golf.
351
00:17:07,385 --> 00:17:10,302
I'm sorry, he can't play golf, he's doing
his crossword puzzle.
352
00:17:10,502 --> 00:17:12,038
Come on, it's a beautiful day.
353
00:17:12,122 --> 00:17:13,578
How many Sundays do we get like this?
354
00:17:13,663 --> 00:17:15,774
Yeah, sun's out big deal, get a life.
355
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:19,255
Listen, Jane is bringing a date
to the party tonight.
356
00:17:19,604 --> 00:17:21,009
Wait a minute, we agreed no
dates.
357
00:17:21,093 --> 00:17:23,978
Yeah, cry me a river.
What do you want me to do about it?
358
00:17:24,553 --> 00:17:25,767
I can't show up alone.
359
00:17:25,818 --> 00:17:27,700
Then get yourself a date.
360
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:30,062
But tonight...
361
00:17:30,178 --> 00:17:31,234
forget it, I just won't go.
362
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:34,575
I swear if one more person tells me
they are not going to this party tonight...
363
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:38,393
I will reach into their chest and pull
out their beating heart. Just get a date.
364
00:17:39,532 --> 00:17:43,332
Come on, it is your only son's birthday,
how can you not be there?
365
00:17:43,386 --> 00:17:46,733
Dharma, if you don't
think this pains me you're wrong.
366
00:17:46,783 --> 00:17:50,375
But as long as that woman is is catering
this affair I cannot attend.
367
00:17:50,425 --> 00:17:52,375
-Kitty!
-I am sorry.
368
00:17:53,225 --> 00:17:56,375
I'm a very sensitive person I have
feelings too.
369
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,175
Well, you do.
370
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,895
You're a kind and
gentle soul...
371
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,918
but did you ever consider the fact...
372
00:18:09,002 --> 00:18:13,095
that Edward's ex-wife will be running
around in an apron waiting on you.
373
00:18:14,732 --> 00:18:15,758
You didn't did you?
374
00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:21,038
It would be somewhat humiliating for her.
Cocktails at seven, dinners today.
375
00:18:22,806 --> 00:18:24,034
Bad Dharma, shame on you.
376
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:30,028
And by not being there
the country club wins.
377
00:18:30,113 --> 00:18:32,078
They don't know your home protesting...
378
00:18:32,162 --> 00:18:33,883
they just get to go on killing bees...
379
00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:36,728
till the cows come home and
then they'll go after the cows.
380
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,637
You know you're right.
I have to be there...
381
00:18:39,721 --> 00:18:41,398
and make a statement.
Right.
382
00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:45,266
Somebody's got to speak for the bees.
Sure.
383
00:18:45,465 --> 00:18:48,478
But no signs no marching and
no throwing honey on people.
384
00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:49,591
Don't worry, honey.
385
00:18:49,675 --> 00:18:51,655
I won't disrupt greg's birthday.
386
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:54,317
But if I got a chance to
get up on my little soapbox...
387
00:18:54,402 --> 00:18:55,678
Soapbox?
388
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,317
What?
Sudsy street pulpit?
389
00:18:57,401 --> 00:18:58,652
Soapbox. I gotta go.
390
00:19:02,298 --> 00:19:04,766
Dharma, I gotta tell you I'm not really
in the mood for a big dinner.
391
00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:06,198
lighten up, It's your birthday.
392
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:09,198
well without having fingers
it hasn't been very fun.
393
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,078
I know, I'm sorry.
394
00:19:13,346 --> 00:19:15,198
this is gonna make everything all right.
395
00:19:15,357 --> 00:19:18,177
we'll have a nice romantic dinner,
some wine
396
00:19:18,262 --> 00:19:21,570
and I even thought
you might be able to finish this.
397
00:19:23,276 --> 00:19:25,158
why did you bring the crossword puzzle?
398
00:19:25,301 --> 00:19:29,038
because you're almost done see
soapbox gives you Xanadu and ombudsman.
399
00:19:29,122 --> 00:19:31,478
Dharma, I don't give a damn
about the puzzle, I want to go home.
400
00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:33,835
well you can't. why not? because of this.
401
00:19:39,919 --> 00:19:41,133
surprise.
402
00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:45,518
-All that for me.
-Yeah, and it wasn't easy.
403
00:19:45,605 --> 00:19:47,354
I also got this for you too.
404
00:19:47,438 --> 00:19:51,518
see, you fill this in here...
405
00:19:51,902 --> 00:19:53,078
and then...
406
00:19:53,321 --> 00:19:54,958
there...
407
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,078
now read it. 89 across.
408
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,170
-Charma loves Greb.
-What?
409
00:20:00,254 --> 00:20:02,798
Dharma loves Greb.
410
00:20:03,572 --> 00:20:06,998
you did this? what a great present?
411
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,278
yeah well next year you're getting a tie.
412
00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:14,438
why is it Greb?
76 down, is hog tied not hobbled.
413
00:20:14,643 --> 00:20:16,678
oh look at that.
414
00:20:17,512 --> 00:20:19,318
I love you Charma.
I love you Greb.
415
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,758
can we go home now?
you know we can't.
416
00:20:23,842 --> 00:20:26,967
come on, we'll just go in there
and give them a chance to yell surprise.
417
00:20:30,624 --> 00:20:32,598
I really don't think this appropriate.
418
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,880
Just give them a minute.
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