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Late for work! Late for work!
Kisses. Mwah!
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Man hug! All right!
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Kiss or man hug?
Guess.
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Ooh! Correct.
Coffee breath.
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Oh! Phone, phone, phone.
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Nice! We are a machine.
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I love this stupid family!
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All: weavers!
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Ignoring you only because
You repeatedly asked me to.
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[ door opens, closes ]
Hey.
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I need to talk to mom.
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But --
Now.
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Sit down.
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What did I do?
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I haven't talked to you
About any bands
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And I don't tweet at you anymore
Or retweet.
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I don't like you,
Even though I love you.
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You're not in trouble.
Oh.
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But you can't tell dad
Because he'd freak.
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Something interesting
Has happened.
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Nothing bad, but I feel the need
To talk about it.
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Sort of like...
Girl talk.
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Ooh! [ laughs ]
I love that!
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I'm a girl!
Stop doing that.
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Jackie!
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[ panting ]
I have a secret!
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I have a secret!
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Did you just run over
From next door?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, you really need to do
Some more cardio.
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[ blows ]
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Amber's dating a new boy.
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His name is zak.
He's a college boy.
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I know I should be freaked out,
He's a college boy and all...
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But you know if you just walked
Around the block once a day,
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It would really help with --
But you know what?
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Amber's always been
Way beyond her years.
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And screw it!
She confided in me!
Oh!
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No agenda,
Just some girl talk.
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Dj jazzy jeff:
Did someone say girl talk?
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I could get me
Some of that.
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[ pants ]
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Jackie, are you shooting
A soap opera?
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Oh, of course!
You two haven't met.
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This is my brother-in-law,
Dj jazzy jeff.
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Oh.
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Dj jazzy je--
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[ smooches ]
Jeff.
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I thought you guys took the
Names of professional athletes,
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Like dick butkus,
Larry bird...
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Yes, well, it's, uh...
Totally embarrassing.
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In my research,
I came across
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A celebrity softball match
On mtv.
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Dj jazzy jeff
Hit a home run.
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I was packing,
Half concentrating.
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Anyway...
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Debbie...Weaver.
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Oh. [ chuckles ]
That's me.
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[ sniffs deeply ]
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Jackie,
You weren't kidding.
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She's a peach.
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I think I dropped my jaw
Somewhere.
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Oh, my god.
Just --
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Isn't he wonderful?
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I have missed you,
Brother-in-law.
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You, too,
Sister-in-law.
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Oh, get a room.
It'll last longer.
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Good morning, brother!
Suck cheese.
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Come on,
We were just --
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Was it
"Suck" or "Cheese"?
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Which part of "Suck cheese"
Didn't you understand?
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I'm going out!
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[ sighs ]
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[ door opens, closes ]
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We've got some
Unresolved issues.
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Yeah. Is he okay?
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Where does he go
Every day?
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My life is in chaos.
Chaos!
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That weaver woman
Is constantly bursting in,
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Chatting up my wife, who
Suddenly wants another child.
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The two teenagers
Are in this ridiculous
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Interspecies
Love quadrangle.
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And I know my father has sent
My brother to check up on me
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And to get my community
To move back home.
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[ sighs ]
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You guys
Have a lot going on.
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Oh,
We're really going for it.
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We're all in.
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We're leaving nothing
On the table.
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♪♪♪
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As you all know,
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My good-for-nothing
Younger brother
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Has arrived from zabvron
To check up on us
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Under the guise
Of a family visitation.
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But we all know why he's here.
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We're not fooled by his act.
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Are there any questions?
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Johnny unitas.
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Your brother seems cool.
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That's not true,
And it's not a question.
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High pants.
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I like the way he looks.
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That's irrelevant, strange,
And also not a question.
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Mary lou retton.
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Is he single?
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Okay, yes,
That was a question.
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But it was a moronic one.
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All: [ groan ]
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I implore you,
Be on your best behavior.
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Let's keep things high and tight
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So he has nothing
To report back.
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To who?
To father?
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My fellow zabvronians,
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I have no desire to report
Anything back to my father.
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I'm just here to see my family.
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And, time permitting,
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"August: osage county."
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[ giggles ]
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Jude law called.
He wants his face back.
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[ sighs ]
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I mean, it's not like
I'm over reggie,
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But there's
Something about zak.
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There's a maturity there.
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It's like I don't have to
Explain everything to him,
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You know?
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That is great, hon.
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Now, do you think
That's because he's in college
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Or he's actually
A human being?
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It's possible --
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Hey, guys. I took off work
A little early.
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Am I interrupting
Something?
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Not at all.
No.
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Okay.
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Thank you for the help
With the homework, mom.
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Uh, you're welcome.
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Would you like me to help you
With more homework upstairs?
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I think that would be helpful.
Yeah.
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What?
You don't have any books?
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Just studying --
Gonna keep going, huh?
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Okay. All right.
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I didn't like that.
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Oh, it's crazy, I know.
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But suddenly it's
All I can think about.
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Another baby.
How exciting!
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What would you want --
A boy or a girl?
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Both!
You can get that here?
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Yes. I think it's called
A david bowie.
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Ohh.
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Well, I've got to run.
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I promised reggie
I'd pick him up after debate.
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Ohh.
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Ooh!
I think I'd want --
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A girl!
You want a girl.
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Yes.
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Jackie joyner jr.
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Oy-vey.
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Oy-vey.
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Hello, nephew.
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Nice to see after so many years
On this planet
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You've held onto
Your yiddish.
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Fourth grade is killing me,
Uncle, just killing me.
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I'm so bored.
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Hmm. School wasn't
My favorite, either.
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I'm kind of like a mini you,
Aren't I?
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Very much so.
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But you've also got to be better
Than me, dick.
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If it's too easy for you,
Challenge yourself, okay?
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My god! It's like
Looking in a mirror.
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Come on, people!
Back to work!
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Look lively.
Dj jazzy jeff: brother.
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I'm gonna go pick up my nephew
From school.
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You want shotgun?
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Yes,
I want a shotgun...
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And a crossbow
And a polo mallet.
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Right.
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Well,
You know what they say.
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If you can't beat them,
Look great in a scarf.
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Man: hey, bro!
Woman: hey, jazzy!
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Looking good, dj
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He seems real cool.
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He's not cool!
Don't fall for it.
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♪ yeah, stack money ♪
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♪ watch me, watch me
Get busy, busy ♪
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♪ yo, travel 'round the world
Looking busy, busy ♪
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♪ stackin' money, stackin' chips
All around the globe ♪
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♪ boy, you're filthy ♪
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♪ I got what you want ♪
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♪ boy, you're filthy ♪
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Maybe he's a little cool.
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Thanks again for stopping by.
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What can I say?
I had an amber craving.
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Well, that sounded kind of
Creepy and weird.
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Mm-hmm.
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Wow! I must be the weirdest guy
You've ever dated.
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Thanks for the ride,
Uncle dj jazzy jeff.
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Actually --
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Hey, reggie!
Hey, jane.
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This is my...Zak.
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Please, call me zak.
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Only my grandmother
Calls me "My zak."
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I was just going!
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I stopped by because I had
An amber craving.
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Jane: oh, well, I should
Probably get going, too.
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Okay!
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Well, I'm going to exit
Uncomfortably
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And replay that weird moment
In my head
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Just a few thousand times.
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Oh, I'm an expert at that.
I can give you some tips.
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I see jane is developing
Some sarcasm.
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She's been taking
Night classes, yes.
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So, zak's much tom cruise-ier
Than I imagined he'd be.
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Shut up.
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No! Congrats.
He's very pretty.
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I'm going right out
To buy his action figure.
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You're an ass.
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[ chuckles ]
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Okay,
I should probably go.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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[ clears throat ]
Romeo.
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What was that?
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That's...
That is -- I...
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I don't know.
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Jane is your zabvronian
Soul mate, yes?
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The one with whom the cosmos
Paired you?
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Yes, we've been linked since
Birth. Our hearts beat as o--
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know the drill.
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And amber is your...
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Amber.
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Much as I'd like to try
And convince myself otherwise,
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She's my amber.
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Ah.
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We're from different worlds,
Though.
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I mean, if she was zabvronian
Or if I was human --
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I know
What you're gonna say,
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That I should throw caution
To the wind.
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Oh, nephew,
I've spent my entire life
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Throwing caution
To that damned wind.
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And that's what makes you
So cool.
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I'm a failure.
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I'm the laughingstock,
Pretty boy of the family.
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Jane is your soul mate.
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You made a commitment to her
Before you were born.
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Don't mess it up.
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Or you'll end up like me.
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And trust me, it's not half
As cool as it looks.
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[ panting ]
I found a pen.
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[ sighs ]
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[ chuckles ]
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[ breathing heavily ]
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Don't let this undermine
What I was just saying.
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[ chuckles ]
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[ insects chirping ]
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Hey, babe.
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Want a little wine?
No, thanks.
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You want a lot of wine?
No, thanks.
258
00:09:19,139 --> 00:09:20,941
I'm good.
259
00:09:20,941 --> 00:09:23,644
So, I've been trying to get you
Alone all day.
260
00:09:23,644 --> 00:09:25,856
What's going on
With amber?
261
00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:28,318
Ohh.
262
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,240
Marty, I promised.
263
00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,072
What? You had to promise her
Not to tell me?
264
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,113
I did.
265
00:09:33,113 --> 00:09:34,454
Well,
It'd be a lot easier
266
00:09:34,454 --> 00:09:35,746
For you
To tell me your secrets
267
00:09:35,746 --> 00:09:37,367
With a little bit of wine
In you.
268
00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:38,619
Come on.
269
00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,911
Marty, she's confiding in me
For the first time.
270
00:09:40,911 --> 00:09:42,412
Just let me have
One more day.
271
00:09:42,412 --> 00:09:44,164
Then we'll all sit down
And talk about it.
272
00:09:44,164 --> 00:09:46,466
It's sit-down bad?
273
00:09:46,466 --> 00:09:47,968
No, no!
274
00:09:47,968 --> 00:09:49,840
In the grand scheme of things,
It is not that bad.
275
00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,591
If it was bad,
I would tell you.
276
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,804
Just give me another day.
277
00:09:53,804 --> 00:09:56,426
Drink the wine. Here.
Just smell -- smell it.
278
00:09:56,426 --> 00:09:58,178
You love this.
It's your favorite.
I don't want any wine!
279
00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:02,723
Hey, hey, j.J.K,
What do you say?
280
00:10:02,723 --> 00:10:05,185
Oh, your brother and I stayed up
Late last night
281
00:10:05,185 --> 00:10:07,147
Looking through
The boys' baby albums.
282
00:10:07,147 --> 00:10:09,990
Look! Look!
It's dick's first handprint.
283
00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:11,491
Oh, god.
284
00:10:11,491 --> 00:10:12,733
We've talked about this.
285
00:10:12,733 --> 00:10:14,655
My brother can provoke chaos
All he wants,
286
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,867
But we're in no position
To have another --
287
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,909
I know, dj jazzy jeff
Helped me realize
288
00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,621
That this family is in no
Position to have another baby.
289
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,543
Well, that's just because
He's not the one to raise it
290
00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:26,456
Or de-bone it or --
Wait. I'm sorry. What?
291
00:10:28,588 --> 00:10:29,710
Butkus.
292
00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:31,712
Bird.
What are you doing?
293
00:10:31,712 --> 00:10:33,844
Oh, just powering through yet
Another mind-numbing essay.
294
00:10:33,844 --> 00:10:36,096
I know it's rough,
But it's important.
295
00:10:36,096 --> 00:10:37,678
I know.
Uncle spoke to me.
296
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:39,469
He did?
Forget everything he told you.
297
00:10:39,469 --> 00:10:41,812
He told me that if the work
Isn't challenging enough,
298
00:10:41,812 --> 00:10:44,224
Then it's my job
To find the challenge.
299
00:10:44,224 --> 00:10:45,686
Like when I de-boned
Myself!
300
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,938
Oh.
Where are you going?
301
00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:51,111
Just delivering a little gift
For the love of my life.
302
00:10:51,111 --> 00:10:52,823
[ rattles ]
My baby teeth.
303
00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:54,274
Enough with amber!
304
00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:55,445
You have a soul mate!
305
00:10:55,445 --> 00:10:57,447
I know.
Uncle said the same thing.
306
00:10:57,447 --> 00:10:58,699
This is for jane,
Father.
307
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,662
What the hell
Is my brother up to?
308
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,455
Getting everyone to do
Exactly as I wish.
309
00:11:05,455 --> 00:11:06,957
Huh. That's it.
310
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:09,960
I'm gonna have to bring in
The big guns.
311
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,752
Jazzy jeff,
312
00:11:11,752 --> 00:11:14,925
Larry has been having a lot
Of feelings since you arrived,
313
00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:18,098
And it might be helpful for him
To express them
314
00:11:18,098 --> 00:11:20,260
In a safe adult setting.
315
00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:21,762
Okay.
Larry?
316
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:32,903
Pbhhhhhhht!
317
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:36,576
And, so, that was larry.
318
00:11:36,576 --> 00:11:37,818
He's always had a way
With words.
319
00:11:37,818 --> 00:11:39,990
What color
Are your eyes?
320
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:41,081
Focus. Focus!
321
00:11:42,412 --> 00:11:44,204
Brother, I don't know why
You hate me so much.
322
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,746
I know father sent you.
323
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:46,997
I know you're here
To convince our community
324
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,458
To come home with you.
325
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,540
Your whole act is a lie.
326
00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:53,713
"Everyone love me.
Everyone fall in love with me."
327
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,756
You're completely full
Of a word
328
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:58,138
That I would never be allowed
To say on national television.
329
00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:03,603
[ sighs ] People have
Always like me. It's true.
330
00:12:03,603 --> 00:12:06,476
And I won't lie -- I've always
Had a way with the ladies.
331
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,848
[ giggles ]
You really do!
332
00:12:07,848 --> 00:12:10,190
Pull yourself together,
Dr. Hartley, please.
333
00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:13,854
But the only person
I've ever wanted to like me
334
00:12:13,854 --> 00:12:15,735
Never has.
[ shudders ]
335
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,857
Brother.
336
00:12:16,857 --> 00:12:19,739
All right.
I'll admit it.
337
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,661
I've done some things
In the past
338
00:12:21,661 --> 00:12:24,664
That maybe would make you
Not want to trust me.
339
00:12:24,664 --> 00:12:25,665
[ scoffs ]
340
00:12:25,665 --> 00:12:28,789
But I've come all this way
To make amends.
341
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,630
I've grown up!
342
00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:32,042
But what else can I say?
343
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,374
Except I love you.
344
00:12:34,374 --> 00:12:35,675
[ sighs ]
345
00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:38,839
And I only hope that one day
You'll say the same.
346
00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:46,646
W-wait. Um...
347
00:12:46,646 --> 00:12:48,648
I'm not apologizing
Or anything,
348
00:12:48,648 --> 00:12:50,650
But it has to be said
That I have been under
349
00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:52,652
A tremendous amount
Of pressure lately.
350
00:12:52,652 --> 00:12:54,024
I know.
351
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,316
And you wouldn't believe how
Much this witch is charging me
352
00:12:56,316 --> 00:12:58,528
To sit there
Staring in judgment.
353
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,110
I know. Sorry.
354
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:01,781
If --
And this is only an "If" --
355
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,784
I have been behaving
Like a neurotic fool,
356
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,787
Do you think
You could ever forgive me?
357
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,670
Don't you know, brother?
I already have.
358
00:13:14,584 --> 00:13:17,507
Oh, there, there.
359
00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:19,419
[ sighs ]
360
00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:20,841
[ chuckles ]
361
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,093
Wonderful.
362
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,845
Just wonderful.
Dr. Hartley.
363
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:25,976
Please.
364
00:13:25,976 --> 00:13:27,187
Oh. I apologize.
365
00:13:27,187 --> 00:13:28,308
It's all right.
366
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,689
Good night, brother.
367
00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:31,481
I'm so glad
We did that today.
368
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:32,482
Larry:
I love you, brother.
369
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:33,483
I love you.
I love you.
370
00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:34,484
I love you.
371
00:13:42,282 --> 00:13:45,115
So?
372
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:48,408
We have them
Just where we want them, father.
373
00:13:48,408 --> 00:13:50,871
I read machiavelli
The whole way here.
374
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,913
And I ordered something
On skymall,
375
00:13:52,913 --> 00:13:55,375
Which reminds me --
If my package arrives,
376
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,587
It's my solar-powered
Swing hammock.
377
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,589
The weaver family
Is the key.
378
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,762
If our community
Is to return home,
379
00:14:02,762 --> 00:14:05,765
You must destroy the bond
Between the two families.
380
00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:07,057
I know, dad.
381
00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:10,971
I'm telling you, everything is
Going according to plan.
382
00:14:10,971 --> 00:14:12,642
And if you're wrong?
383
00:14:12,642 --> 00:14:15,735
If, in that unlikely
First-time event,
384
00:14:15,735 --> 00:14:19,479
I have just the thing
385
00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:23,443
To make sure the bird, kersee,
And weaver friendship ends
386
00:14:23,443 --> 00:14:24,864
For good.
387
00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:27,867
Wait.
388
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,490
What are you sitting in?
389
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:33,043
Did you snake my hammock?
390
00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:34,874
What? No!
391
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,756
Dad!
Someone's here.
392
00:14:36,756 --> 00:14:39,209
Got to go.
Whoop.
393
00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:41,671
Gah.
394
00:14:41,671 --> 00:14:44,594
[ inhales sharply ]
395
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,391
You must be marty.
396
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,683
I'm larry bird's brother.
397
00:14:53,683 --> 00:14:56,316
Oh, right!
Dj jazzy jeff.
398
00:14:56,316 --> 00:14:58,398
Really nice meeting you.
I should get to work.
399
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,690
Nice to meet you, too,
Marty.
400
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:02,522
And may I say,
You're holding up very well
401
00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:04,074
Considering
The circumstances.
402
00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:06,076
From what jackie tells me
About amber,
403
00:15:06,076 --> 00:15:08,328
I'm shocked you let her
Out of your sight.
404
00:15:08,328 --> 00:15:09,789
Right? [ chuckles ]
405
00:15:09,789 --> 00:15:11,451
What?
406
00:15:11,451 --> 00:15:12,953
What? Dj jazzy?
407
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,295
Mr. Jazzy. What did you s--
What?
408
00:15:15,295 --> 00:15:17,207
[ sniffles ]
409
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,378
Ooh, I know. Phone!
410
00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:19,960
Oh.
411
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,381
Amber's dating
A college boy?
412
00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:23,883
That doesn't qualify as really
Bad? Are you kidding me?!
413
00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:26,136
You told him?
What? No!
414
00:15:26,136 --> 00:15:28,928
I forbid this, amber.
I forbid you from seeing him!
415
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,601
First of all, please stop
Talking to me like it's 1840.
416
00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:33,313
She's only 17, debbie.
417
00:15:33,313 --> 00:15:36,936
And zak is only 18, which makes
This really not a big deal.
418
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,608
Mom, I hope that you enjoyed
Our girl talk
419
00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:40,860
Because it's going to have to
Hold you for the next 50 years.
420
00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,442
Oh, no, no, no, no. I didn't
Find out from your mother.
421
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,275
I had to find out
From dj jazzy jeff.
422
00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:47,657
The rapper?
The neighbor!
423
00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:48,778
Wait a second!
424
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,336
You told?
What?
425
00:15:56,336 --> 00:15:58,208
I told you amber's secret
In confidence.
426
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,419
Amber made me promise
Not to tell marty.
427
00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:01,461
I didn't tell marty.
428
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,462
[ mockingly ]
I didn't tell marty.
429
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,383
What's with the emphasis
On "Marty"?
430
00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:05,005
No, you didn't tell marty.
431
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,426
You told dj jazzy jeff!
432
00:16:06,426 --> 00:16:07,427
Hmm.
433
00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:09,219
You always do this,
Jackie.
434
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,261
I can trust you just about
As far as I can kick you.
435
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:14,644
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy,
Shia lebeouf, that's my line.
436
00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:16,596
Do me a favor and stay out
Of this, okay, larry?
437
00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:18,558
Oh, did marty find out about
Amber's college boyfriend?
438
00:16:18,558 --> 00:16:20,600
Shut --
You told him?!
439
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,362
What?
Why the emphasis on "Him"
440
00:16:22,362 --> 00:16:23,403
Like I'm marty?
441
00:16:23,403 --> 00:16:25,365
Jackie, trust --
442
00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:28,698
[ all shouting ]
443
00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:38,668
Oh.
Hi, uncle dj jazzy jeff.
444
00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:40,420
What's going on
Down there?
445
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:43,503
Oh, chaos ensuing.
You know, the usual.
446
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:47,297
Nephew, I fear I gave you
Some bad advice yesterday
447
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,718
Regarding amber.
448
00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:50,510
No, you gave me
Sound advice.
449
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,892
We're a different species,
Amber and I.
450
00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:55,685
Love can't conquer all,
Much as I'd like it to.
451
00:16:55,685 --> 00:16:58,768
What if I told you
It could?
452
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,314
You're gonna keep saying that?
You're gonna keep saying that?
453
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,356
No, you heard me.
So there!
454
00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:08,948
Say it again. Say it one
More time, larry, and I will
Knock your block off.
455
00:17:08,948 --> 00:17:10,490
Farty marty!
Oh, my god.
456
00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:12,202
Oh!
457
00:17:12,202 --> 00:17:14,364
Everyone, stop yelling.
458
00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:15,915
I have news.
459
00:17:15,915 --> 00:17:17,207
Per my uncle's advice,
460
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:19,619
I've decided to challenge myself
Academically.
461
00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:21,461
I applied for harvard.
462
00:17:21,461 --> 00:17:23,793
I'll most likely be moving
To boston in the fall.
463
00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:28,047
[ all shouting ]
464
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,720
♪♪♪
465
00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:50,990
Reggie,
Now's not a good time.
466
00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:52,742
I just got into it
With my parents.
467
00:17:54,194 --> 00:17:57,157
Do you love me?
468
00:17:57,157 --> 00:17:58,498
What?
469
00:17:58,498 --> 00:18:00,540
We've been over this
A million times.
470
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:01,751
I know.
471
00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:05,165
And I know that we can't be
Together because of...
472
00:18:05,165 --> 00:18:06,256
What I am.
473
00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:08,168
But the thing is,
474
00:18:08,168 --> 00:18:10,550
What if I told you
That inside this box
475
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,552
Is something
That could make me human?
476
00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:17,557
If I told you that,
Would that be enough?
477
00:18:17,557 --> 00:18:19,479
What are you talking about?
478
00:18:19,479 --> 00:18:22,932
♪♪♪
479
00:18:22,932 --> 00:18:25,225
I love you, amber.
480
00:18:25,225 --> 00:18:28,358
I've loved you since
The very first moment I saw you.
481
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,650
I could leave tomorrow
And you would remain
482
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:33,193
The great love of my life
Until the day I died.
483
00:18:33,193 --> 00:18:37,197
Just...Pretend I'm just
Another kid from new jersey.
484
00:18:37,197 --> 00:18:39,118
If I could be that,
Could you --
485
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,290
Yes.
486
00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:42,622
♪ I'm still in love with you ♪
487
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,374
Yes.
488
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,916
I think I'm gonna have
To hear you say it.
489
00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:49,419
♪ the way my beats
When you walk into the room ♪
490
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,171
You're gonna make me say it,
Huh?
491
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:54,093
I'm about to completely alter
My genetic makeup.
492
00:18:54,093 --> 00:18:55,595
I'd like to hear the words.
493
00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:59,969
Reggie jackson, you are
A gigantic pain in my ass
494
00:18:59,969 --> 00:19:03,433
And, I fear,
The great love of my life.
495
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,185
♪ I'm still in love with you ♪
496
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,267
I love you, reggie.
497
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:09,399
I've always loved you.
498
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:14,194
♪ the way my heart beats
When you walk into the room ♪
499
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:17,327
[ all shouting ]
500
00:19:17,327 --> 00:19:19,619
Everyone,
I have an announcement.
501
00:19:27,046 --> 00:19:28,418
I'm going to become human.
502
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,839
Where did you
Get that?
503
00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:30,920
Son,
You can't be --
504
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,051
I am.
505
00:19:32,051 --> 00:19:33,793
This is the only way
For ramber --
506
00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:35,385
Don't call us ramber.
507
00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:38,298
Amgie.
No.
508
00:19:38,298 --> 00:19:41,431
This is the only way for
Amber and I to be together.
509
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,223
I don't care what you say,
Father. I'm going to do this.
510
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,394
Reggie jackson,
511
00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:46,516
Have you really thought
About what you're saying?
512
00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:48,768
You'd give up everything you are
To be with amber.
513
00:19:48,768 --> 00:19:51,190
What is with the emphasis
On "Amber"?
514
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,313
He could do a lot worse
Than amber, jackie.
515
00:19:53,313 --> 00:19:56,316
[ all shouting ]
516
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,745
Enough!
517
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:08,538
Dick.
518
00:20:08,538 --> 00:20:10,209
You are not moving
To boston.
519
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,041
Reggie, you are not
Turning human.
520
00:20:13,293 --> 00:20:15,094
Pack up the house.
521
00:20:16,005 --> 00:20:17,387
We leave tomorrow.
522
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,890
But --
I am the supreme leader
523
00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:22,181
And that is an order,
Reggie.
524
00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:24,394
All of you,
525
00:20:24,394 --> 00:20:27,397
Our mission to earth
Is over.
526
00:20:27,397 --> 00:20:30,850
This has gone too far.
527
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,562
We're going home.
528
00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:35,615
Congratulations,
Brother.
529
00:20:35,615 --> 00:20:37,277
You win.
530
00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:41,621
Well, I suppose
I should say something.
531
00:20:41,621 --> 00:20:44,824
How did you put it
So eloquently?
532
00:20:44,824 --> 00:20:48,578
Pbhhhhhhhht.
533
00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:52,922
Keep secrets from me, right?
534
00:20:52,922 --> 00:20:54,294
We're the weavers, right?
We're supposed to keep secrets.
535
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,216
It's a secret-free house!
Secret-free!
536
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:02,342
[ sighs ]
537
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:08,558
What the...
538
00:21:10,149 --> 00:21:12,021
I told you we were
Going for it.
539
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,895
Wait till you see what happens
Next week.
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