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"Imaginationland (Part 1)"
a.k.a
Kyle Sucks Cartman's Balls
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I'm going down to South Park,gonna have myself a time,
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Friendly faces everywhere,humble folks without temptation,
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I'm goin out to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind,
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Ample parking day or night,people spouting howdy neighbor,
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I'm heading out to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind,
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I like fucking silly bitches
and I know my penis likes it.
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So come on down to South Parkand meet some friends of mine,
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All right, let's try over here.
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Set up traps there,
and there as well.
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Last time I saw him,
he ran right through here.
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This is so retarded, Cartman. You've got
everyone believing your stupid story.
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It isn't a story, it's true!
I saw a leprechaun.
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I've seen him come through here
three days in a row now.
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Hawk Eyes, this is Dragon Wind.
Do you copy?
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This is Hawk Eyes.
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We've set up the net
and we're standing by.
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Copy that, Hawk Eyes.
Keep surveillance tag Alpha Niner.
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Dragon Wind out.
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Just admit you were lying, Cartman,
so that everyone can go home!
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Oh no!
We have a deal, Kyle!
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If I can prove there's a leprechaun,
you have to suck my balls, remember?
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Dragon Wind to Blackie:
What's your six, Blackie?
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I don't want
the code name Blackie.
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Code names are
what they are, Blackie!
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Check your six and
alert when in position!
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- This is fucking retarded!
- Hah, getting nervous, Kyle?
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When that leprechaus shows up,
you must suck my balls!
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Don't forget I have
a signed contract from you.
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Yeah, and if you couldn't prove
sthere was a leprechaun,
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you have to give me
ten dollars!
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Now just pay up
and stop being stupid!
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Goddamnit, why hasn't it shown up yet?
Dragon Wind to Faggot! Come in, Faggot!
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This is Faggot.
Go ahead.
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Faggot, I need you to keep surveillance
North to North East. Check back in five.
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Okay, will do. Faggot out.
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Okay, that's enough.
Everybody!
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Cartman is just pulling one of his
stupid tricks on everyone.
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Because he's trying to get out
of a deal he made!
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It was here, I swear it! I don't know
why it's not showing up this time!
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You didn't see
a leprechaun, fatass!
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If you could prove it,
I had to suck your balls,
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but if you couldn't, you had
to pay me ten dollars! Pay up!
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Uh, I got something!
I got it!
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It's uh... Oh jeez,
I think it's a leprechaun.
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Set off diversion track C!
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- Dude...
- Fuh--Fuck me, it's a leprechaun.
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Get it!
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Get that fucking leprechaun!
I want it alive!
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- Wow.
- Cool. No way.
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Uh, move aside!
Move aside!
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All right, butthole,
where's the gold?
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You lads don't know what you're doing.
I need to deliver an important message!
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There's going
to be an attack!
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Tell me where the gold
is or you die... slow!
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Where'd he go?
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I was sent to warn
of a terrorist attack,
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but you boys
have made me late.
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Now the terrorists will prevail.
The end is near!
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Dude.
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Kyle, suck my balls.
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Dad, where do
leprechauns come from?
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From Ireland.
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So... why would one come to America
to warn us about a terrorist attack?
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Kyle,
leprechauns aren't real.
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You're almost nine now.
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You need to understand the difference
beween real and imaginary.
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I thought I did.
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Ms. Broflovski, how are you
this fine evening?
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Oh, hello Eric.
Kyle, your friend is here.
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Hello, Mr. Broflovski, Ike.
Nice evening, isn't it?
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Well Kyle, shall we go up to your room
for a few minutes?
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Get out of here, Cartman,
we're eating dinner.
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Kyle, I believe a certain
someone is supposed to put
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a certain set of balls
in their mouth.
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- I'm not doing it, fatass!
- Doing what?
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- We had a deal, Kyle.
- Just get out of here!
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- You signed an agreement, Kyle!
- I don't care if I signed an agreement!
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Hey now Kyle, if you made a deal
with somebody, you have to stick by it.
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- Thank you, Mr. Broflovski.
- What was the agreement?
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That if he could prove
leprechauns exist,
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I would suck his balls.
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What--What?!
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And there was a leprechaun!
You saw it, Kyle!
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Hey, dudes.
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Hey, Kyle.
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- So, how was it?
- How was what?
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Sucking Cartman's b-balls.
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I didn't suck his balls, all right?
And I'm not going to!
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Dude, why did you ever agree to suck
his balls in the first place?
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I didn't think there would actually be
a leprechaun! And I still don't!
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Why would a leprechaun be warning us
of a terrorist attack?
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There's another explanation
for all this.
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Excuse me.
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Have you boys seen a leprechaun
anywhere lately?
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What do you know
about the leprechaun?
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Oh, then you did
see him.
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That's wontiferous!
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I want you to tell me
everything he said.
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- Where was he? What was he doing?
- All right I've had enough!
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- Leprechauns are imaginary!
- Well, of course they are.
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But just because they're imaginary,
doesn't mean they aren't real.
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Haven't you boys ever
used your imagination?
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You young man!
How would you like to be a cowboy?
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Or a swashbuckling pirate?
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And you! How would you like to be
an astronaut, far out in space?
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All it takes is
a little... imagination.
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- Who the hell are you?
- Still not convinced, eh?
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I tell you what, boys.
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What say we all take a ride
on my Imagination Flying Machine?
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Dude.
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Hop aboard, kids.
I have something to show you.
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Are you gonna rape us?
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No?
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- Ah, all right then.
- Come on, guys.
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Watch it, fellas. I'm pretty sure
this guy wants to rape us.
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All aboard
the Imagination Balloon!
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Some people feel imagination isn't real,
but I tell them that they're wrong.
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Because whenever I want to play
and pretend, I just sing...
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the Imagination Song.
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Are you gonna take us
somewhere or not?
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But my boy,
we're already here.
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- What is this place?
- This is Imaginationland.
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It's where all the wonderful
and goofy things
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that humans have made up
over the years
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live together.
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Citizens
of Imaginationland!
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We have distinguished guests
from the world beyond!
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Hello.
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Welcome to Imaginationland.
I am the Lollipop King.
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We are honored to have Creators
in our kingdom.
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Now, good news, everyone.
These boys did see the leprechaun!
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What did the leprechaun tell you?
Did he have any news?
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Well he said
there was gonna be a--
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...there was gonna be a--
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Allah!
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Oh fuck, no!
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Stan, we have
to get out of here!
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Quickly, boys.
Get on my back.
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Fellas! Fellas, wait!
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Hold on, fellas!
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- Butters.
- Don't leave me, fellas! Come back!
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Dude!
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- Hey, guys!
- Butters.
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Where...?
Oh. Oh dude.
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Oh, it was just a dream.
It was all just a crazy dream.
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Oh my God.
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Hello?
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Dude, did you finish
your math homework?
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I kind of lost
track of time last night.
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No, no,
I hardly got any sleep.
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I had this whole
messed up dream
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about some gay mayor guy
taking us to Imaginationland
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where all these imaginary
characters lived.
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And then it got attacked
by terrorists?
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- Yeah! How'd you know?
- Dude! I had the same dream.
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We jumped on a dragon's back
and Butters got left behind!
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Stan? Stanley? You haven't seen
your little friend Butters, have you?
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Why?
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Our darling Butters
never came home last night.
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What did they say?
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We don't wanna jump
to conclusions, but...
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We're worried that maybe
somebody kidnapped Butters,
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sodomized him
over and over again
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and then fed his genitals
to wild animals.
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There there, darling.
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Dude.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I have dire news.
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Yesterday,
at approximately 18:00 hours,
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terrorists successfully attacked...
our imagination.
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- Our imagination?
- How?
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The imaginary attack appears to have
been in the works for years.
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The effects of the attack are
so far unimaginable.
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We've intercepted this videotape
the terrorists made for broadcast.
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Luckily we've kept it from
being broadcast to the public.
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Assalam waleikum!
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No! It's just a Care Bear!
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Oh my God.
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Later in the video, we can see
another imaginary hostage,
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this one reading
a forced statement.
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Praise to the mighty Allah.
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His divine grace and will
have brought forth this day.
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Oh jeez!
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Now see, your safety is at our whim.
This is the price you pay, America!
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You have defiled Allah,
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and now we shall turn
your imagination against you!
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Death to the Infidels!
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Can I go now?
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Stan! Kyle! Could you--
Could you get me out of here?
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Gentlemen, the terrorists appear to have
complete control of our imagination.
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It's only a matter of time before
our imaginations start running wild.
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I believe a serious blow to democracy
has just been dealt.
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A travesty has occurred
and I want justice!
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Kyle Broflovski did
willingly and knowingly
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sign a contract,
and yet, as to date,
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he has made no effort,
nor does he show any intention,
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of ever
sucking my balls.
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I've given him ample time to fulfill
his obligation and he has thus refused.
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I stand before you with dry balls,
Your Honor.
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I've provided witnesses,
collected testimonials,
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and still,
my balls remain dry.
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I want
what I'm entitled to.
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Mr. Broflovski, did you agree
to orally imbibe
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Mr. Cartman's scrotum
and testicles?
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I...
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Is this not your signature
on the contract?
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Come, come on!
Really?
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I mean, aren't there more
important things going on right now?
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From what I've been presented
and the evidence put forth,
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the court has no choice
but to order you to place
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Mr. Cartman's pubicle sac
in your mouth
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and draw upon it succulently
for no less than 30 seconds.
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Yes!
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You have twenty four hours
to suck aforementioned balls.
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If after that time
you still refuse,
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the court will be forced
to arrest you for contempt.
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Next case!
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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This isn't a victory for me.
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This is a victory
for the justice system.
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And my balls.
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What I am about to tell you
is highly classified.
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Two days ago, Muslim terrorists
hijacked our imagination.
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Frankly we don't know what their
next move is or how to stop them.
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In times like these, the government
often turns to Hollywood for help.
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You creative filmmakers can think
of ideas we just can't.
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That's why we've asked you here,
M. Night Shyal-amalam.
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The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village,
all very clever films.
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But can you use your amazing idea brain
now to help us stop the terrorists?
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What if...
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What if it turns out
they aren't terrorists?
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But they're actually werewolves?
From the future?
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No. No, they're terrorists.
They've been linked to Al Qaeda.
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But what if Al Qaeda, it turns out,
is the group being terrorized?
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By aliens?
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00:15:28,748 --> 00:15:34,228
No, no. That's not an idea,
that's a twist. We need ideas.
237
00:15:34,299 --> 00:15:37,294
How about we make everyone
think that terrorists attacked us?
238
00:15:37,329 --> 00:15:40,236
But really,
we were all already dead.
239
00:15:41,268 --> 00:15:42,384
Get him out of here.
240
00:15:44,649 --> 00:15:48,362
Mr. Bay, can you think of any ideas
how to outwit these terrorists?
241
00:15:48,387 --> 00:15:49,524
I believe I can.
242
00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:54,960
We start by making a big CG building
and then we have a meteor go, crosh!
243
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,985
And it's all like, crawl.
244
00:15:56,987 --> 00:16:00,304
And motorcycles burst into flame while
they jump over these helicopters, right?
245
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:04,205
No, no! We need ideas how
to stop the terrorists!
246
00:16:04,218 --> 00:16:07,844
An eighteen-wheeler spins
out of control and it's all like, brosh.
247
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:10,600
And then this huge tanker
full of dinosaur--
248
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:15,366
Those aren't ideas,
those are special effects!
249
00:16:17,729 --> 00:16:22,140
- I don't understand the difference.
- I know you don't. Get him out of here!
250
00:16:22,619 --> 00:16:26,175
And being that we are all
big Mel Gibson film fans,
251
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:28,272
we thought
maybe you could help us.
252
00:16:28,307 --> 00:16:31,788
Ah, my nipples, they hurt!
They hurt when I twist them!
253
00:16:33,157 --> 00:16:37,042
Yes, I don't suppose
you have any creative ideas
254
00:16:37,077 --> 00:16:38,797
how to fight these terrorists?
255
00:16:38,909 --> 00:16:43,176
How about this? You have that videotape
that the terrorists made, right?
256
00:16:43,229 --> 00:16:46,485
Well maybe if you did a background
check on that videotape,
257
00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:48,579
you might find somebody
who doesn't belong.
258
00:16:48,614 --> 00:16:51,301
Somebody who doesn't fit
in Imaginationland.
259
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,670
Hey, that's not
a bad idea.
260
00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:59,542
Yeah. Say what you
will about Mel Gibson,
261
00:16:59,577 --> 00:17:01,247
but the son of a bitch
knows story structure.
262
00:17:01,358 --> 00:17:04,006
Get the videotape and do
a background check on everyone in it!
263
00:17:05,178 --> 00:17:06,423
Yes!
264
00:17:07,428 --> 00:17:10,528
All the imaginary characters
in the tape were identified, sir.
265
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:14,217
Count Chocula, Cinderella,
Snarf from Thundercats, but here...
266
00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:17,705
Nothing in American folklore
or storytalling match this kid.
267
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:20,618
He appears
to be just some kid.
268
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,858
Stan! Kyle! Could you,
could you get me out of here?
269
00:17:24,538 --> 00:17:27,963
I want digital imaging
and resource magnification done stat!
270
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,539
If that kid isn't imaginary,
I want to know who he is,
271
00:17:30,574 --> 00:17:32,606
where he's from
and who his friends are!
272
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:33,513
Yes, sir!
273
00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:37,979
Who are you?
274
00:17:46,488 --> 00:17:49,187
Uh, excuse me?
Uh Mr. Terrorist, sir?
275
00:17:49,821 --> 00:17:52,461
Uh, I'm actually not imaginary
276
00:17:52,496 --> 00:17:55,533
and my parents are gonna
ground me if I don't get back--
277
00:17:57,161 --> 00:17:58,899
Okay, sorry.
Sorry.
278
00:18:00,378 --> 00:18:02,402
Can you tell
what the terrorists are doing?
279
00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:05,787
They're doing something
to Rockety Rocket.
280
00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:07,888
No! Leave me alone!
281
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,712
It doesn't make sense.
What do they want with Rockety?
282
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,548
The only reason
they would--
283
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:18,143
Oh my God. They're gonna
blow up the Barrier!
284
00:18:18,981 --> 00:18:21,798
- What's the Barrier?
- The wall!
285
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:26,396
The wall which separates the evil side
of Imaginationland from the good side!
286
00:18:27,101 --> 00:18:30,720
No! No, you can't blow up the barrier!
Are you insane?
287
00:18:32,558 --> 00:18:36,352
- We can't let this happen.
- It will be the end of Imaginationland.
288
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:39,796
- Yeah. You have to stop them, kid.
- Me?
289
00:18:40,268 --> 00:18:43,279
- What am I supposed to do?
- Don't you get it?
290
00:18:43,314 --> 00:18:47,719
If the terrorists blow that barrier,
all the most evil things ever imagined
291
00:18:47,754 --> 00:18:50,910
are gonna pour out and take
over Imaginationland for good!
292
00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:53,057
You have
to do something!
293
00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:02,028
Thanks for coming, everyone.
294
00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:04,752
The big moment is almost here,
as soon as Kyle arrives.
295
00:19:05,649 --> 00:19:07,592
He's not gonna show up
to suck your balls, dude.
296
00:19:07,627 --> 00:19:09,705
He has to. He's been
ordered by the court.
297
00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:13,689
- Hey, he's here.
- What? Move aside, move aside!
298
00:19:14,938 --> 00:19:17,739
- Dude, do you really have to do it?
- Let's just get this over with!
299
00:19:18,101 --> 00:19:22,055
Yes, come on in, peasant Kyle,
and pay homage to this Sultan's balls.
300
00:19:22,468 --> 00:19:23,642
Goddamnit!
301
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,025
Yes. Yes!
302
00:19:36,388 --> 00:19:39,064
That's them, sir.
Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski.
303
00:19:39,768 --> 00:19:42,764
You boys need to come with us on
a matter of national security.
304
00:19:42,819 --> 00:19:43,675
Who are you?
305
00:19:43,688 --> 00:19:46,029
There's no time!
You need to come with us right now!
306
00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:47,945
Hey, let go of him!
307
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:49,679
We aren't going to hurt
your little friends.
308
00:19:49,714 --> 00:19:50,816
We just need information.
309
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,205
No! No,
he has to suck my balls!
310
00:19:57,658 --> 00:20:00,554
No! Kyle!
311
00:20:02,141 --> 00:20:03,667
Allah!
312
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:05,980
No! No!
313
00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:10,154
Hold on!
Hold on a second!
314
00:20:12,219 --> 00:20:14,948
Now, you really
should think about this.
315
00:20:15,392 --> 00:20:15,984
I mean...
316
00:20:16,438 --> 00:20:18,667
I know you think
attacking our imagination
317
00:20:18,702 --> 00:20:21,223
will get you somewhere,
but will it really?
318
00:20:22,528 --> 00:20:23,959
If you destroy that wall,
319
00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:27,241
all the most evil parts of
our imagination are gonna break loose,
320
00:20:27,651 --> 00:20:31,077
but will it really make you
terrorists feel better?
321
00:20:31,859 --> 00:20:35,301
Maybe it's time for us
all to just get along.
322
00:20:37,358 --> 00:20:39,195
Allah!
323
00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:43,279
Jesus Christ, no!
324
00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:49,318
That was your plan
to stop them?
325
00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:51,477
Yeah and that's
not a heartfelt speech?
326
00:20:51,512 --> 00:20:53,347
That's fucking stupid!
327
00:21:03,698 --> 00:21:05,529
They are coming...
328
00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:16,610
Glad I picked you up, kid.
329
00:21:16,645 --> 00:21:19,089
It's dangerous for someone
your age to be hitchhiking.
330
00:21:21,171 --> 00:21:23,443
Yeah well, when a man
has been wronged...
331
00:21:24,468 --> 00:21:26,046
he no longer cares
about danger.
332
00:21:26,081 --> 00:21:28,578
You going to Washington
to visit family?
333
00:21:29,399 --> 00:21:33,252
I've got unfinished business. You go
through life being told there's justice,
334
00:21:33,661 --> 00:21:35,327
then you learn that
the only real justice...
335
00:21:36,025 --> 00:21:37,636
is the justice you take.
336
00:21:38,741 --> 00:21:40,686
Make no mistake, Kyle.
337
00:21:41,308 --> 00:21:44,253
Before this is over,
you will suck my balls.27580
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