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"Lice Capades"
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I'm going down to South Park,gonna have myself a time,
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Friendly faces everywhere,humble folks without temptation,
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I'm goin out to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind,
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Ample parking day or night,people spouting howdy neighbor,
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I'm heading out to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind,
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I like fucking silly bitches
and I know my penis likes it.
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So come on down to South Parkand meet some friends of mine,
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All right students,
let's take our seats.
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Apparently, we have a little problem
here at the school,
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which we need to talk about.
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Ah yes. You mean
the Jew problem.
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Good, good. I'm glad we're finally
gonna do something about it.
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No, I mean
the problem of head lice.
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There's been a lice breakout
at a school in Denver,
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and we need to make sure
nobody spreads it here.
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- Somebody might have lice?
- Ewww!
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So today you're all
going to the gymnasium
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to have your scalps examined.
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Uh, th-that is
completely unnecessary.
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Everyone knows that
only poor people can get lice.
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The only person
that can spread it here is Kenny.
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What? Fuck you!
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I'm sure this class is clean,
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but we're gonna be examined
so that if anyone has the lice,
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we can stop it
before it spreads.
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Lice can live in
anybody's hair.
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Hello, Kelly.
How's my baby?
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You mean me
or the little one?
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I mean both.
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Well, besides a little loneliness
waiting for Daddy to come home,
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I guess we're both okay.
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How did a louse like me get so lucky
to have a louse like you?
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Luck had nothing
to do with it, Travis.
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You okay?
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Sometimes, I just worry
what kind of world
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our baby
is gonna grow up in.
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I need to run up to the forest
and do another sediment analysis.
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I'm worried we might be
overworking the tertiary layer.
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All students, make sure
you're in line according to your grade.
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When you reach
the front of the line,
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you will go behind the curtain
and remove any hats to be checked.
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Boy, I sure hope
they don't find lice in my hair.
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What do you think happens
if you do have it?
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They drag you out of here,
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put you in this big
containment facility,
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where they stick a cold metal pipe
up your ass with this clear jelly,
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and then
they shock your balls.
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I'm clean! I knew I didn't
have any stupid lice!
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This is ridiculous.
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All this just so they can send Kenny
and his stupid head lice home.
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Hey! Fuck you!
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Have a seat on the stool.
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- Uh-oh, looks like you've got 'em.
- What?
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You have lice. Let's see...
Clyde Harris, is it?
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Oh my God.
Oh Christ, no!
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Now now, it's all right.
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We're going to call your parents
and get you to your doctor.
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Please, ya-you don't understand.
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The other kids are gonna
make fun of me forever!
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I'm sure your friends
aren't that cruel.
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Yes, they are!
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Mr. President! Mr. President!
I believe we have a serious problem!
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The environment...
is changing.
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I believe it is somehow
reacting to our presence on it.
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And what do you base
this on?
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Look, this is
the world, right?
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But now, think of the world
as... a living being.
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If it were somehow conscious,
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then it would ultimately become
aware of our effect on it.
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Huh, right, the world is conscious.
It makes perfect sense.
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Hello. Anybody?
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If we have made
too much of an impact,
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then that consciousness
would try to snuff us out!
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I think we're looking
at a global catastrophe,
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the likes of
which we've never seen!
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Poodiggery and poppycock!
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I think we need to put all resources
now into a full investigation,
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perhaps even begin
a licewide evacuation.
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Evacuation?! Tomorrow
is the Gootack Festival.
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Do you know how much
money we would lose?
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Escort Mr. Mayfield out.
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The President can't be
bothered any further.
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Damn you, Vice President Craig!
You could be killin' us all!
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This is so... embarassing.
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I have an ear infection.
What are you seeing the doctor for?
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I have...
I have AIDS.
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Clyde Harris?
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Yeah, that's a pretty
bad lice problem there.
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Good thing they pulled
you out of school.
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But why me, doctor? Why me?!
How did I get this?!
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Well, believe it or not, some lice can
actually attach themselves to flies,
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and then wait for the fly
to land on someone's head
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where they can reproduce.
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And then the lice that
live in your head now
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were probably all born there.
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Sick!
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This shampoo should take care of it.
Use this in the shower.
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Your scalp may burn
a bit afterwards, but...
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It should kill...
every last one of them.
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Travis? Everything okay?
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Kelly, I was just
thinkin' about our baby.
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I want
to name her Hope.
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- Hope?
- Hope for a... chance at tomorrow?
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It's raining? Now?
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Woo-hoo!
I love the rain!
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Oh my God.
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- We have to get out of here!
- What it, it's just rain.
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We have to get
out of here now, Kelly!
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What is that?
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Run!
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Everyone get up into the trees!
We have to get up high!
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Come on, Kelly!
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My God, Travis.
They're all dying!
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Don't look, Kelly!
Don't look!
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- What the hell is it?!
- Well it's okay, we're safe up here!
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I don't think so!
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- Travis!
- Kelly! Hang on!
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I can't... hang on!
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You have to!
For the baby!
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Kelly! No!
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No!
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Okay, kids, today we're going to
review some Civil War history.
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Who can tell me
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- what year the war started?
- Wait, wait, whoa whoa.
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So what happened?
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With what?
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With the lice exam.
Did they find anybody with lice?
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Y-yes, some lice was discovered
and the proper action has been taken.
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- Somebody in this class?
- Uh, yes.
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Well, who was it?
It was Kenny, right??
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That doesn't matter,
it's over.
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Doesn't matter?!
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If somebody had parasites
in their hair, we need to know who!
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- It was Kenny, wasn't it?
- I wanna know who it was, too.
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It's being
kept confidential!
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There's a policy in the schools
not to single out a kid who has lice
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because of the embarassment
it can cause, okay?!
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That is bullcrap!
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You are denying
our rights as children
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to totally rip on that kid and make him
or her feel like an outcast!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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And we have a right to know
which boy had lice
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in his hair so we don't ever
go out with them!
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How do we know
it was a boy?
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It could just have easily been
one of you stupid girls!
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Yeah!
Dumb girls!
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The case is closed!
Whoever had the lice, they're dead now!
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We're moving on
to Civil War history.
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Ulysses S. Grant...
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Hope.
Hope, you're alive.
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My God...
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Help me...
Help me...
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Travis.
Over here!
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Travis, if you hadn't
warned us
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to get up in them trees,
we'd all be dead.
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How many survivors?
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Just the six of us.
And the vice president.
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You son of a bitch!
You had a chance to stop this!
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So help me, if we live through this,
I'm gonna see you rot in prison!
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- What do we do now?
- We aren't out of this yet!
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You two look
for other survivors.
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You get whatever food you can
and bring it back here.
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Who put you in charge?!
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God did!
When he killed my wife!
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All right, the person who had head lice
needs to speak up right now,
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so that we know
to stay away from you!
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Yeah, come on! We're gonna
find out sooner or later.
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Okay, whoever you are,
you are now not only a licehead,
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you're a liar! You're only
making this worse on yourself!
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You know what?
I'll bet it was you!
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Me?
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This is exactly what you would do
if they found lice in your hair!
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Try to lead the charge
against somebody else
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to take the suspicion off
of yourself!
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I don't think so, Kyle!
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But you know what?!
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This is exactly what you would doif you had head lice!
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Try to get
everyone to blame me!
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You guys stop it!
This isn't getting us anywhere!
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That's exactly what you would do
if you had head lice, Stan.
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Yeah, try to have everyone make peace
so it doesn't seem like a big deal.
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And this is exactly
what Kenny would do:
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Stand here
and say nothing!
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Hey guys,
what would I do?
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Let's just get a magnifying glass
and look at everyone's heads.
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It's too late. The treatment
would have killed it all.
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Well I guess,
we're never gonna know.
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There's no way to tell.
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There's a way! There's a way to find out
who had sick-ass head cooties!
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And I'm gonna find it!
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It was him.
It had to have been him!
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Yeah...
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Or you.
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Mark? Mark,
you have to hang on.
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This isn't going to stop.
The world is rejecting us!
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If we're gonna live,
we have to get off this planet.
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How?
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First we have to get out of the forest,
into the forbidden zone.
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It's the only way we might
even see another planet!
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The forbidden zone...
We'll be exposed. We'll die out there.
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We'll die here!
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Look, the world is getting rid of us!
Don't you get it?!
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Getting rid of us?
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You-you mean like it
knows what it's doing?
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Yes! Because maybe we rolled
the dice too many times!
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- I'm not leaving my husband.
- Yeah, I'll take my chances here.
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You can all stay here.
I'm gonna try to save my baby.
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I'll go with you.
There's nothing left for me here.
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- I wanna go too.
- Not a chance.
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Look, I know
I messed up, all right?
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But I think you're right.
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If we can get out of the forest,
we might find another place to live.
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If we find anything,
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we'll try to send help
for the rest of you.
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Let's go. Come on if you're comin',
Mister Vice President!
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Yeah.
Right behind you.
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All right,
lock that door, Craig!
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What's this about,
Cartman?
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I've come up with a test
that can determine
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if it was any of us
who had the head lice.
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We're gonna find out once and for all
who had head cooties.
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Lice feed on
a person's blood,
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and just like mosquitoes, they leave
behind small traces of their saliva
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in the host's bloodstream.
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That saliva,
is monochromagnic.
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So if an infected person's blood
is touched by--
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this hot metal coil, say...
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That person's blood will jump
10 meters into the air.
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R--really?
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That's retarded! You didn't come up
with that experiment, Cartman.
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You saw it
in that movie, The Thing!
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This is a scientific test,
designed to--
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You saw it in The Thing and
you're wasting everyone's time!
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I thought
you might say that, Kyle.
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Because you don't want
to take the test, do you?!
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Nobody's blood is going
to jump up in the air!
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If it isn't going to work,
then what are you afraid of?
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The only person who wouldn't
want to take the test
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is somebody who was
worried it might work
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and reveal that they
were the ones with lice!
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Yeah. That's true.
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I have no problem taking the test.
I have nothing to h--hide.
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- Yeah. Me neither.
- All right, fine. I'll do the dumb test.
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Everyone take a Petri dish
and a syringe.
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We need at least 30 cc's of blood
from each one of you.
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All right, now everyone back over there!
We'll start with what I already know.
248
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Well, guess that proves Eric
wasn't the one with head lice.
249
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It doesn't prove anything!
250
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Yeah? Let's just see
what your blood does, Kyle!
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Huh, I guess
you're clean.
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Ye-you guys, we'd better go.
Recess is almost over.
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It's all right,
it won't take much longer, just...
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What the hell?!
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Kenny!
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No way.
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You were right all along, Eric.
It was Kenny.
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Of course I was right!
I told you only poor people get lice!
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We've done it.
We've reached the forbidden zone.
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I've always heard
stories about this place.
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Never thought it was real.
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It's real. Real as my love
for my unborn baby.
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So what exactly
is your plan, Travis?
264
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Our ancestors came here
from another world.
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Maybe there's still other worlds
out there with life forms like us.
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Maybe there's even a world where
they've learned to live with the planet
267
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instead of just on it.
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Travis. Travis,
you're so wise, so strong.
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If we make it out of this,
I'd like to... be with you.
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Sorry, babe, but my heart
is forever stenciled
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in permanent ink
with the name Kelly.
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- She was a lucky woman to have you.
- Luck had nothin' to do with it.
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Sorry to cut
the honeymoon short!
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Why you murdering bastard!
275
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Your little fantasy
of another world ends here! Walk!
276
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What the hell do you want,
Vice President?!
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Walk!
278
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Clyde, dude,
get down to the park.
279
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We caught Kenny, and
we're all gonna let him have it!
280
00:16:42,012 --> 00:16:44,012
What? What are you
gonna do to him?
281
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He lied to us all!
He betrayed his kind!
282
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We all know
what has to happen.
283
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Grab a sock and a bar of soap,
and meet us at the park!
284
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You guys, wait.
285
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What, Clyde?
286
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I... nothing.
287
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All right, see you there!
288
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Remember, bar of soap and a sock!
Kenny's gonna get it!
289
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
290
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Yeah! We're gonna
fu--fuck him up!
291
00:17:12,212 --> 00:17:13,912
- Yello?
- Mrs. Garrison,
292
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one of your students
is about to be attacked
293
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,912
at the park
by all the other students.
294
00:17:17,012 --> 00:17:18,537
What? Who's going
to get attacked?
295
00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:19,412
Who is this?!
296
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Please just hurry to the park!
You have to stop them!
297
00:17:24,512 --> 00:17:26,388
That's good!
That's far enough!
298
00:17:27,812 --> 00:17:29,167
What are you going to do?
299
00:17:29,212 --> 00:17:32,112
I'm gonna go back to the village,
start to rebuild,
300
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mate with the females,
become... President!
301
00:17:36,212 --> 00:17:38,278
Don't you get it?
The world doesn't want you here!
302
00:17:38,313 --> 00:17:40,112
It's not gonna stop
until you're dead!
303
00:17:40,412 --> 00:17:43,312
It was a disaster!
Disasters happen!
304
00:17:43,912 --> 00:17:47,212
Then go ahead and die there,
I'm leavin' with my baby!
305
00:17:47,312 --> 00:17:50,423
Actually, you're never
leaving here either, Travis!
306
00:17:53,512 --> 00:17:55,300
Damn you! Why?!
307
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Because when I'm President,
308
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I can't have pests like you
309
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:01,803
constantly trying to preach
that the world is alive!
310
00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:04,068
You're an idealistic fool!
311
00:18:04,158 --> 00:18:07,956
The world is not "conscious."
We are conscious!
312
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If the world was alive,
it would feel this!
313
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:17,512
You die he...
314
00:18:39,112 --> 00:18:42,921
Kenny McCormick, you are charged with
bringing head cooties into our school,
315
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and lying about it to cover your ass!
How do you plead?!
316
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Not guilty!
317
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Guilty! I thought so!
318
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All right, let's do this!
319
00:18:49,952 --> 00:18:52,693
You guys, maybe we should just...
wait a few more minutes?
320
00:18:53,012 --> 00:18:54,923
All right, Kenny.
You know what has to happen!
321
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Sock bath!
322
00:18:57,312 --> 00:19:00,363
Everyone wash Kenny with the soap
and dry him off with the socks!
323
00:19:01,326 --> 00:19:02,983
No! Not the socks!
324
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,462
Wait...
Stop it, stop it!
325
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,707
I can't let Kenny
be sock-dried.
326
00:19:11,612 --> 00:19:13,374
He had cooties
and he lied about it!
327
00:19:13,565 --> 00:19:15,249
Kenny didn't have
the head lice, all right?!
328
00:19:16,012 --> 00:19:18,388
- It was me.
- What?
329
00:19:19,112 --> 00:19:21,789
I was the one. I was too afraid
to say anything,
330
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but I can't let Kenny be
sock-bathed for it.
331
00:19:25,012 --> 00:19:28,211
Why are you saying that, Kyle?
You can't be the one who had head lice.
332
00:19:28,612 --> 00:19:29,576
Because I was.
333
00:19:29,657 --> 00:19:30,743
You're just trying
to make me feel bad
334
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,219
because you figured that out,
didn't you?!
335
00:19:32,412 --> 00:19:33,386
Wait a--
Wait a minute, what?
336
00:19:33,387 --> 00:19:36,120
Oh I get it. This is some kind
of big trick on me!
337
00:19:36,512 --> 00:19:38,659
You've known I was the one
with head lice all along, huh?!
338
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:39,762
You had head lice?
339
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:40,354
Of course!
340
00:19:40,414 --> 00:19:41,172
Why do you think
I went through that
341
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,104
elaborate bullcrap experiment
to frame Kenny?!
342
00:19:43,412 --> 00:19:47,535
You all had head lice!
Every single person in the class!
343
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:52,001
The boys and the girls!
Lice spreads fast, you dumbasses!
344
00:19:54,412 --> 00:19:57,020
- I thought I was the only one.
- Me too.
345
00:19:58,212 --> 00:20:01,520
But that means...
that means Kenny was lying!
346
00:20:02,412 --> 00:20:05,520
- Sock bath!
- Yeah. Sock bath!
347
00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:14,831
Kelly.Kelly, can you hear me?
348
00:20:15,912 --> 00:20:17,443
I don't know if you can.
349
00:20:18,912 --> 00:20:24,683
But... I wanted you to know I tried.I tried to save our baby.
350
00:20:25,512 --> 00:20:27,104
But I let you down, babe.
351
00:20:35,912 --> 00:20:36,813
K-Kelly?
352
00:21:16,112 --> 00:21:17,593
You are welcome here.
353
00:21:23,112 --> 00:21:24,122
You're safe now.
354
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:28,853
We've lived here for generation after
generation, never being disturbed.
355
00:21:30,212 --> 00:21:33,260
We made it, Hope.
We made it, Kelly!
356
00:21:38,312 --> 00:21:41,066
Ladies and gentlemen,
Miss Angelina Jolie!
357
00:21:41,612 --> 00:21:43,042
Hello everyone!
358
00:21:44,112 --> 00:21:45,063
Hello!
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00:22:10,848 --> 00:22:14,389
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