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"Cartman Sucks"
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I'm going out to South Park,gonna have myself a time,
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Friendly faces everywhere,humble folks without temptation,
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I'm going down to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night,people spouting howdy neighbor,
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I'm heading out to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind,
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I like fucking silly bitches
and I know my penis likes it.
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So come on down to South Parkand meet some friends of mine,
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This picture
I like to call "The Pierre."
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I invited Butters
to stay the night.
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And while he was sleeping, I made
a mustache on his face with cat poo.
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And this time, when Butters stayed
the night, I put a tampon in his mouth.
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I call this picture
"The Sleeping Menstrual."
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This one, I call
"Hot Fudge Mondae."
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I really like how the light plays with
the background on this one.
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Is this all you brought us
over here to see?
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Oh no,
there's much more.
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Let's see. Oh yes, look at this one.
I call it "New Moon Rising."
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I did a whole study
using my ass.
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Here it is using
some high-contrast stuff.
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Trying out some different
light filters here.
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But this is nothing compared
to what I have planned.
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Because tonight is going
to be my coup de grŠ²ce.
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- Butters is staying over tonight?
- Yes.
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And tonight, while Butters is asleep,
I am going to--
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Hey, fellas!
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Oh, oh, hey, Butters!
I wasn't expecting you so soon.
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Yeah. I finished my chores
so I came over a little early.
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Hey! Are you guys
all sleeping over too?
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No, no, these guys
were just leaving.
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Weren't you guys?
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Come on, let's go.
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Wait, wait,
I can't let this happen.
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- Butters.
- Yeah, Kyle?
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Don't you think
it's a little strange
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that Cartman keeps
asking you to stay over?
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Kyle!
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- What do you mean?
- I mean, that if--
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What he means
is that he's jealous
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that you've taken his place
as my new best friend!
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But grow up, Kyle!
Change is a part of life.
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Yeah, grow up, Kyle.
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So what do you
wanna do first, Eric?
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You wanna play a game or
just chitchat for a while?
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Well actually, Butters, I think
we'd better hit the hay pretty soon.
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- But, it's only 6:30.
- Yeah, and I'm exhausted.
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If you are not sleepy yet,
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I have some more of that nighttime
cold medicine you can drink.
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You guys! I got it!
It seriously!
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It's the greatest picture ever!
Oh my God!
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What'd you do
to Butters this time?
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It was genius!
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I waited till
he was totally asleep, right?
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And then I got my camera
and I pulled down his pants
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and then I took a picture
of his wiener in my mouth!
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Dude!
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I know, I know,
check it out, look.
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I got his whole wiener
in my mouth, see?
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Oh man, I got him good!
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Dude, how is putting Butters' wiener
in your mouth getting him?
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Because that makes
Butters gay now!
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No, dude,
that makes you gay!
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Eh... what?
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You put a guy's wiener in your mouth,
that makes you gay, stupid!
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- Nuh-uh.
- Yeah-huh!
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Kenny, that doesn't
make me gay, huh?
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That makes you
very fucking gay.
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But I'm not--
I'm not gay, you guys!
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You are now.
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- No, no, it was a stupid mistake!
- Doesn't matter. You're gay now.
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No, it was
just for a second!
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What, what can I do?
How how can I reverse this?
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- You can't!
- No, wait.
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I know how you
can reverse it, Cartman.
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How?
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The only way
you can cancel it out
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is to get Butters to put
your wiener in his mouth.
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Really?
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Yeah. Then it cancels
out the gay polarity.
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Shit,
I gotta find Butters!
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Idiot.
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- Butters.
- Hey, Eric.
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Butters, guess what?
I have a surprise for you.
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- A surprise? What is it?
- It's so fucking awesome.
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You're gonna be so stoked.
It's the best surprise ever!
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Oh, boy!
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- You ready?
- Yeah!
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Okay! Just open your mouth
and close your eyes
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and get on your knees!
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Oh, okay!
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- Hang on a second here.
- How come uh, I can't see?
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Cause then it wouldn't
be a surprise, would it?
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, that's good.
Okay, open your mouth, Butters?
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- That's good, just like that.
- Hey!
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Hey, wait a minute.
This ain't a trick, is it?
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Why, you're not gonna,
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stick something yicky
in my mouth, are ya?
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I swear on
my mother's life, Butters.
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I am not going to stick anything
yicky in your mouth.
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Okay!
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All right, you ready? All right just-
Okay, open. Okay, okay, here it comes.
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Just sit very still, okay?
Here we go.
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- Butters!
- Hey Dad!
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- Butters! What are you doing?!
- I'm getting a surprise!
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Oh my God!
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My, my only son,
reduced to this!
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Hey. Where'd Eric go?
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Butters, how long have you been
doing stuff like this?
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- Like what?
- Don't lie to me, Butters!
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I know your secret now!
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No, wait, wait. It's okay.
It's okay, Butters.
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This isn't a serious problem.
You're just bi-curious.
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- What's bi-curious?
- You are.
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Just harmless curiosity
and it doesn't mean anything.
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We just need to get you
some help, Butters.
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What's going on,
you two?
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Nothing, Mom, I'm just
a little bi-curious.
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Father Maxi, I just don't know
where else to turn.
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You see, I've just learned
that my son is bi-curious.
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Is that true, son?
Are you feeling confused?
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Yeah, I'm pretty
confused alright.
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You see?
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Young man, these confused feelings
that you're having
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are simply the Devil's way of trying
to get ahold of you.
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- Really?
- What can I do, Father?
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There is a special camp
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where young men who are
confused, like your son
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can go and be cleansed
by the power of God.
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Many bi-curious boys come out of
the camp completely cured.
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A secluded camp where lots of
bicurious boys are all put together?
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- That sounds like a good idea.
- Whoa, boy! Camp!
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Very funny! I suppose
you think you really got me!
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What are you
talking about, fatass?
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I checked on
the internet, Kyle.
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And getting Butters to put
my wiener in his mouth
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wouldn't make me
not gay like you said!
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- You figured that out, huh?
- That's right.
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And I also learned
from the Internet
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that just because I put
Butters' wiener in my mouth
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doesn't mean I'm gay!
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All I have to do is
throw away the picture,
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forget it ever happened
and nobody will ever know.
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- Except for us.
- Right, except for you.
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And all the people we tell.
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- Why would you tell anybody?
- Because it's really, really funny.
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It's not that funny.
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There's lots, there's lots of things
that are way funnier.
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- Like what?
- Like...
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A tampon in the school cafeteria,
in somebody's lunch.
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Like...
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A dog crap,
on a guy's face!
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- That isn't funny.
- Yes, it is!
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Now you guys, I'm getting pissed off!
You'd better not tell anybody!
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Well, maybe we will,
maybe we won't.
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Fine! Whatever!
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You guys don't have any proof
I put Butters' wiener in my mouth!
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It will be your word
against mine!
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And we all know
that everyone trusts me
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way more
than you guys!
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You guys, please
don't tell anybody.
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Okay.
We won't tell anybody
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as long as you are super-nice to us,
every day, from now on.
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Oh right, like that's possible!
Alright, fine!
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You know what
I'm gonna do, Kyle?!
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I'm gonna go home and
photoshop the picture
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so that it is your face
with Butters' wiener
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in his mouth here!
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And if any of you say
anything to anybody,
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I'll simply show them
the picture of Kyle.
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Everyone, say hello to our
new camper, Butters.
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- Hi, Butters. Hello.
- Hi. Hello, Butters.
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Thank you so much
for taking him in.
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Don't worry.
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Your son
just needs to learn
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that he can be straight
if he chooses to be.
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Do you know why you're here
at camp, Butters?
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Because I'm bi-curious?
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That's right.
Like all the campers here,
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you're confused and you don't
think there's a way out.
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But even though some people
would have you believe
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you can't control
how you feel,
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the truth is that with the power
of Jesus Christ, you can be normal.
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Now, just to make sure
you don't slip up while in camp
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we assign every camper
an accountabilibuddy.
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Let's meet Ryan,
your accountabilibuddy.
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Ryan thought
he could never change.
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But now he's learning that with
the power of Christ and prayer,
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he can have
a whole new life.
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Over this way, we have the cafeteria.
All the meals are served there.
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Bradley! How about you be
Butters' accountabilibuddy?
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Humble yourselves therefore
under God's mighty hand
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that he may lift you up.
Peter 5:6
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Butters here
is new to the camp.
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He's chosen to rid
himself of his affliction
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and forge a personal relationship
with Jesus Christ.
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I'm bi-curious.
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Do not lie with a man
as one lies with a woman,
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that is detestible.
Leviticus 18:22.
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That's right, Bradley. I think we're
well on our way to being healed.
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- We've got another one, room 22.
- Oh, darn it!
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- Aw man, I've got H O R S now.
- Okay, my turn.
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Where is it,
you filthy Jew?
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- Where's what?
- You know goddamn well what!
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Let go of me.
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What the hell are
you doing, Cartman?!
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I went home
to alter the picture of me
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with Butters' penis in my mouth
to look like Kyle
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but it was gone!
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What did you do
with my picture?!
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Knock it off! I don't
have your stupid picture!
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- Give it back, Kyle!
- I don't have it!
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I swear to God, Kyle,
if you don't give it back right now
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I'm gonna break your fucking
Jew legs right here!
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- Shut up!
- You shut up!
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You're lying and you two
are covering up for him!
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You know what?
You're just like Jews yourselves!
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Stan, you're a Jew and Kenny,
you're a Jew! You're all Jews!
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The Lord is love this for
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With Jesus, I can just say no,and not be confused anymore.
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We will now hear a sermon
from Pastor Phillips.
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For those of you
who are new to camp,
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Pastor Phillips is
somebody who has broken free
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of the bonds
that afflict you.
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He's bi-curious too?
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Not anymore.
Because Pastor Phillips prayed
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and by the hand of Jesus Christ,
he's now completely cured!
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Let's hear it
for Pastor Phillips, kids!
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Hello, campers!
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Yes, believe it or not, I myself
used to have unclean urges
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and like a lot of you,
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I thought I was just made that way,
that I didn't have a choice.
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But then I realized that God
didn't want me to be that way!
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God wanted me
to be a man!
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So I buckled up
in my little suit
236
00:10:30,568 --> 00:10:32,848
and I prayed to be normal
and guess what?
237
00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,467
It worked!
238
00:10:35,221 --> 00:10:39,163
That's right, kids. You see,
right now, you're like a paper clip.
239
00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,739
And just
like a paper clip,
240
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,346
God needs to bend you
and shape you
241
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,829
and make you straight.
242
00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:56,402
So you say
you were robbed.
243
00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:58,773
Yes. A photograph.
244
00:10:58,808 --> 00:11:01,578
And I know who took it!
His name is Kyle Broflovski!
245
00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:03,865
If it's a photo,
what's the big deal?
246
00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,376
Why don't you just
print out another one?
247
00:11:05,392 --> 00:11:09,226
It's a big deal, okay?! That picture is
my property and I want it back!
248
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:11,915
Okay,
what is the picture of?
249
00:11:13,971 --> 00:11:15,909
Why does that matter?
250
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,044
Well how are we gonna
find your picture
251
00:11:18,124 --> 00:11:19,011
unless we know
what it is?
252
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:23,215
- All right. It's a picture of me.
- Yes?
253
00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,711
It's a picture of me...
254
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,957
and what appears
to be a penis...
255
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,021
in my mouth.
256
00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:38,014
- You were sucking somebody's penis.
- No, no, I was not!
257
00:11:38,051 --> 00:11:40,778
I was asleep and this person
just puts a penis
258
00:11:40,813 --> 00:11:42,196
in my mouth
without me knowing!
259
00:11:42,230 --> 00:11:43,238
And--and took the picture!
260
00:11:43,902 --> 00:11:45,436
- I see.
- Yes.
261
00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,705
Now it may appear
in the picture
262
00:11:47,765 --> 00:11:50,364
that I'm actually looking at
the camera lens and smiling
263
00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:52,971
with the penis in my mouth
and giving a thumbs up.
264
00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:55,389
But I assure you,
I was fast asleep!
265
00:11:55,761 --> 00:11:57,537
Well, we'd have
to get a warrant first,
266
00:11:57,572 --> 00:11:59,146
approved by a grand jury.
267
00:11:59,182 --> 00:12:01,946
I don't have time for that!
We have school tomorrow!
268
00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:03,870
And I know that Kyle
is gonna show the picture
269
00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:05,926
to everybody
during Show and Tell!
270
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,365
Well then,
you're screwed.
271
00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:11,598
You both do understand
that we're trying
272
00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:14,107
to save your souls from
eternal life in hell?
273
00:12:14,563 --> 00:12:15,751
Well sure, I guess.
274
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,717
Only through Christ
can we cleanse our souls.
275
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,147
And you do know the rule
which states
276
00:12:20,182 --> 00:12:22,746
that no impure
or immoral images
277
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,776
are allowed to be seen
by the eye?
278
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:25,968
Well yeah, sure.
279
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,267
So let's purify ourselves
from everything
280
00:12:27,307 --> 00:12:28,547
that makes the body
or soul unclean.
281
00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:29,587
Corinthians, chapter 7.
282
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:32,408
Then do you mind telling us
why we found this,
283
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:37,700
1979 Sears mens underwear
catalog in your room?
284
00:12:39,663 --> 00:12:41,369
That's mine.
285
00:12:41,711 --> 00:12:43,499
You know
this is strictly forbidden!
286
00:12:43,552 --> 00:12:46,061
Ah, I don't understand.
What's wrong with underwear?
287
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:50,086
What's wrong?!
This is what makes you confused!
288
00:12:50,293 --> 00:12:51,288
Don't you get it?!
289
00:12:51,323 --> 00:12:53,517
This is confusing you
right now, isn't it?!
290
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,604
Yes, it's all
very confusing!
291
00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:58,201
This is just as much
your fault, Butters!
292
00:12:58,281 --> 00:13:00,338
Bradley is
your accountabilibuddy!
293
00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:02,888
That makes you
accountabilibuddyable.
294
00:13:03,443 --> 00:13:05,540
Both of you boys' behavior
has jeopardizing
295
00:13:05,575 --> 00:13:06,756
all of the work
we're doing here
296
00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:08,162
to save these kids!
297
00:13:16,141 --> 00:13:20,121
Right. For having contraband in
your room, you will both do penance
298
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,726
by writing scripture
for the next four days!
299
00:13:24,521 --> 00:13:27,583
That son of a bitch. He's gonna
show everyone that picture.
300
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,384
Only twelve hours
from now.
301
00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:32,223
That's it.
I don't have a choice.
302
00:13:32,258 --> 00:13:34,183
I'm gonna have to bring
Mom in on this one!
303
00:13:35,393 --> 00:13:37,032
I'm going to have
to tell her the truth.
304
00:13:43,392 --> 00:13:45,553
Eric? What's the,
what's the matter?
305
00:13:47,353 --> 00:13:50,269
I don't wanna go
to school tomorrow.
306
00:13:51,193 --> 00:13:54,374
Sweetie, shh! Tell Mommy
what happened.
307
00:13:55,221 --> 00:13:57,633
Kyle has
a picture of me
308
00:13:57,722 --> 00:14:00,083
and he's gonna show everyone
during Show and Tell.
309
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:02,741
And everyone's gonna
laugh at me.
310
00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:05,578
Oh, now
why would he do that?
311
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,152
Because he's jealous of how
much smarter I am than him.
312
00:14:09,903 --> 00:14:12,824
So, he's gonna show
everyone the picture.
313
00:14:14,012 --> 00:14:16,505
What is
the picture of, Eric?
314
00:14:18,961 --> 00:14:22,798
Last time, when Butters spent the night,
I was being really nice to him
315
00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:26,575
and I was gonna take a picture
of him for his mom to have.
316
00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:28,286
Oh, that's nice.
317
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,386
But then, right
when I took the picture,
318
00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:31,748
Butters got really hot
319
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:35,556
so he pulled his pajama bottoms down
and then I tripped and fell down
320
00:14:35,561 --> 00:14:39,318
and my mouth landed right on his penis
and then I thought of something funny
321
00:14:39,353 --> 00:14:42,275
so I smiled up at, the camera
and gave like a, thumbs up
322
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,007
and then Kyle took
the picture from me
323
00:14:44,096 --> 00:14:45,746
and he's gonna show it
to everybody
324
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,632
and make them think
I'm gay.
325
00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:52,878
Oh, there there, sweetie.
It'll be okay.
326
00:14:52,911 --> 00:14:54,442
These things happen.
327
00:14:55,672 --> 00:14:58,388
But, Mom, I've been trying
to get the picture back,
328
00:14:58,423 --> 00:15:00,015
but he won't give it to me.
329
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:04,670
It's okay, Eric.
I'll have a talk with Kyle's mother.
330
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,391
You will?
331
00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:11,013
But that he loved us
and sent his only son
332
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:13,048
to be the satisfaction
of our sins.
333
00:15:13,082 --> 00:15:13,790
Neato!
334
00:15:14,471 --> 00:15:16,364
Butters, I'm sorry for getting
you into trouble.
335
00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:18,101
Aw, that's okay, Bradley.
336
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,776
I really want to get better.
337
00:15:19,811 --> 00:15:21,480
I try to do everything
the counselors say,
338
00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:23,797
but somehow,
I still feel confused.
339
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:26,858
Yeah, well hopefully, when we finish
writing all these verses
340
00:15:26,863 --> 00:15:29,205
we won't be bi-curious no more
and then we can go home!
341
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:32,855
You're really terrific, Butters.
I mean, I think you're great.
342
00:15:35,553 --> 00:15:37,933
Oh God! Bad thought!
Bad thought!
343
00:15:38,222 --> 00:15:42,232
- What's the matter?
- I think, I think I like you.
344
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,008
- Well I like you too, Bradley.
- You do?
345
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,447
- Well, yeah!
- You like like me?
346
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:49,175
Sure, I like like you
a lot a lot.
347
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:53,149
Oh God, we're both unfixable!
Don't you see we're lost causes?!
348
00:15:53,261 --> 00:15:54,971
We're just evil and
nothing can change us!
349
00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:57,769
There's no other way out, Butters!
We have to kill ourselves!
350
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:02,095
No! Bradley! You can't leave,
you're my accountabilibuddy!
351
00:16:08,608 --> 00:16:09,404
Hello?
352
00:16:09,493 --> 00:16:12,417
Hello, Sheila?
It's Liane, Eric's mother.
353
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,984
Oh, hello, Mrs. Cartman.
354
00:16:15,031 --> 00:16:17,251
Sheila, I'm sorry
to trouble you with this
355
00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:19,840
but apparently,
your son has a picture of Eric
356
00:16:20,002 --> 00:16:21,719
with another boy's penis
in his mouth.
357
00:16:24,998 --> 00:16:26,324
Excuse me?
358
00:16:28,748 --> 00:16:30,973
Don't worry, sweetie,
everything is fine.
359
00:16:31,409 --> 00:16:33,029
It is? Really?
360
00:16:33,441 --> 00:16:35,805
Oh, Mommy, thank you!
Thank you!
361
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:38,626
You have nothing to worry about
in school tomorrow.
362
00:16:38,659 --> 00:16:42,097
Mrs. Broflovski assured me that
Kyle doesn't have the picture.
363
00:16:43,188 --> 00:16:44,494
What?
364
00:16:44,539 --> 00:16:46,803
She talked with her son
and says he doesn't have it.
365
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:51,187
- Mom, she's lying!
- She said she was sure, Eric.
366
00:16:51,369 --> 00:16:53,370
Mom, you don't know
anything about Jews!
367
00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:54,854
They lie all the time!
368
00:16:55,089 --> 00:16:57,424
Well, Eric, there's nothing more
I can do about it.
369
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:02,112
Then that's it.
Kyle wins.
370
00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:04,832
But he won't win completely!
371
00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:06,654
I'm going to print out
another copy of that picture
372
00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:08,510
and show it
to the class myself!
373
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,431
I can at least rob Kyle
of his final laugh.
374
00:17:13,139 --> 00:17:18,754
Do you mind telling me how you managed
to lose your accountabilibuddy?!
375
00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:21,566
I went looking for him,
but he runs real fast.
376
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,115
You don't seem to take
this camp seriously, Butters.
377
00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:27,669
- I've called your father in for a talk.
- Oh no, my dad?
378
00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:29,616
Do you understand
the concept of hell?
379
00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,409
Do you realize that
if we don't fix you,
380
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,685
you will burn in
a lake of fire for eternity?
381
00:17:34,248 --> 00:17:37,229
Well yeah, but I just don't quite
understand what you're fixing.
382
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:41,313
- We're fixing your confusion!
- There you are, Butters!
383
00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:43,853
- Oh hey, Dad.
- What's he done now?!
384
00:17:44,139 --> 00:17:47,918
Mr. Stotch, your son is insubordinate,
unwilling to change and worse yet,
385
00:17:48,121 --> 00:17:49,743
he's lost
his accountabilibuddy!
386
00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:53,657
They found him! They found Bradley!
You'd better come quick!
387
00:18:01,398 --> 00:18:04,143
Oh Lord in Heaven!
Don't jump, Bradley!
388
00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:07,334
Stay back!
I'm an abomination of God!
389
00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:09,313
No, no.
We're fixing you!
390
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,863
Guess you think today is
your big day, huh Kyle?
391
00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:19,656
To embarrass me
in front of everyone?
392
00:18:19,691 --> 00:18:22,501
Well guess what?
I'm not giving you the satisfaction!
393
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,674
Okay students,
let's all take our seats.
394
00:18:26,911 --> 00:18:29,686
Since it is Monday, we'll start
as always with Show And Tell.
395
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:30,908
Who'd like to go first?
396
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:33,465
Ow! Quit it, dude!
397
00:18:33,511 --> 00:18:36,367
Okay Eric, Jesus, calm down.
You can go first.
398
00:18:41,989 --> 00:18:45,376
For Show And Tell today, I would like
to share with you some very special,
399
00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:47,852
very artsy photographs
I've taken in pursuit
400
00:18:47,853 --> 00:18:49,586
of being
a respected photographer.
401
00:18:50,441 --> 00:18:52,872
This first picture I like to call
"Moods of Winter."
402
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:55,445
A simple aspen grove shot
in high-contrast black and white
403
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:58,739
shows the brittleness of the trunks
and reminds one of death.
404
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,157
This picture I took just
as the sun was rising
405
00:19:03,158 --> 00:19:04,822
and this lonely man
was walking to work.
406
00:19:05,059 --> 00:19:07,271
A statement about all of
our loneliness, perhaps?
407
00:19:07,306 --> 00:19:09,135
He isn't going
to actually show everyone.
408
00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:10,201
And now this next picture...
409
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,470
Don't jump, Bradley! You will
only make God angrier with you!
410
00:19:16,201 --> 00:19:17,697
It's too late.
411
00:19:18,121 --> 00:19:20,578
Bradley, please.
You're my accountabilibuddy.
412
00:19:20,613 --> 00:19:21,932
How will this make me look?
413
00:19:22,251 --> 00:19:24,181
You get back. You're only
gonna make things worse.
414
00:19:24,391 --> 00:19:26,539
I'm not normal.
I'll never be normal!
415
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,716
You're perfectly normal,
Bradley.
416
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,974
Get back! You're just
as confused as he is!
417
00:19:31,889 --> 00:19:33,653
All right.
All right that does it!
418
00:19:34,148 --> 00:19:37,998
I am sick and tired of everyone
telling me I'm confused!
419
00:19:38,569 --> 00:19:42,115
I wasn't confused until other people
started telling me I was!
420
00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:48,195
You know what I think? I think maybe
you are the ones who are confused!
421
00:19:48,719 --> 00:19:49,520
Yeah.
422
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:53,119
I'm not gonna be confused anymore
just because you say I should be!
423
00:19:53,930 --> 00:19:59,000
My name is Butters, I'm eight years old,
I'm blood type O and I'm bi-curious!
424
00:20:00,239 --> 00:20:01,447
And even that's okay!
425
00:20:02,072 --> 00:20:05,138
Because if I'm bi-curious
and I'm somehow made from God,
426
00:20:05,851 --> 00:20:09,544
then I think your God must be
a little bi-curious himself!
427
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,381
I think. I think
I'd like to come down now.
428
00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:20,953
He's coming down!
We did it!
429
00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:24,348
Through the power of Christ
we have saved this child!
430
00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:27,849
Well Butters, I guess
we might as well go home.
431
00:20:28,008 --> 00:20:31,682
- Looks like you're never gonna change.
- No. I like being bi-curious.
432
00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:35,205
Well you know something?
So do I.
433
00:20:37,448 --> 00:20:39,050
Wait.
Now I am confused.
434
00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:43,253
And this photograph, I took of a sunset
near the power plant.
435
00:20:43,389 --> 00:20:44,561
Note how
the contrasting images
436
00:20:44,612 --> 00:20:46,650
make a statement about
our impact on the Earth.
437
00:20:47,361 --> 00:20:49,821
Which brings us
to my last picture.
438
00:20:51,849 --> 00:20:54,798
This picture you may find
somewhat controversial.
439
00:21:00,699 --> 00:21:01,471
Dude.
440
00:21:01,899 --> 00:21:05,494
Yes. This is shot at a 5.6 aperture
using a low-light filter.
441
00:21:05,589 --> 00:21:07,322
You can see the grain from
the high-speed film...
442
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:09,276
There's sort of a penis in
my mouth right here...
443
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,543
and the low depth of field keeps
the background soft.
444
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,638
Eric, what the hell is this?!
445
00:21:13,848 --> 00:21:16,398
What this is, is a statement
against the war in Iraq.
446
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,017
It's wrong that we still have
our troops there. It's wrong!
447
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,923
- And what I think that--
- Eric Cartman?
448
00:21:21,148 --> 00:21:23,634
We got an emergency message
from your mother?
449
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:28,221
Do not show picture.Kyle didn't have it after all.
450
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,570
Found it under your desk.
451
00:21:30,859 --> 00:21:33,271
She said you'd know
what that means, m'kay?
452
00:21:44,079 --> 00:21:44,883
Lame.
453
00:22:10,301 --> 00:22:14,514
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