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Please, this is already the tenth message.

Finally answered.

I've been calling you for an hour.

Richards, why are you talking so strangely?

Is there anyone nearby?

Everyone is waiting for you!

What does it mean?

Where are you?

At home.

You know I don't like pompous ceremonies.

This is not a simple ceremony.

This is your ceremony.

You are businessman of the year!

Thank everyone, but I won’t set foot there.

Have you decided not to come?

I swear I will take revenge on you.

My friend, life has already avenged you.

Well Done!

Running away without even saying goodbye?

Did I say goodbye to you?

Let me at least give you a ride to the station.

Know that I think about your idea.

I am worrying about you.

This trip may do more harm than good.

I can't stay.

Diana is no more.

It’s like I’m a stranger in my home,
a stranger in this life.

I know how much you grieve for Diana.

But this is not a reason to do stupid things.

Why not visit Sarah in Australia instead?

She has her own life.

And besides, now I only want one thing.

Back to where it all began.

Who will I have lunch with at the club?

And speak French.

I will miss you too.

Stubborn donkey.

To hell with you, go if you want.

Just be careful out there.

Don't forget that in this country
they shove candles up children's asses.

Chapter 2 Who are you and to whom?

Good evening!

I'm looking for a room with you.

Do you know what time it is?

Yes, I was unable to book it
because you didn't have

A room?

Yes.

You were advertising.

Have you decided to come for the night?

I've come a long way.

Can I come in?

Since you are already here,
you will have to.

What to do?

Entry for staff is through the back door.

It's there.

Yes but

Cold.

Oh, why shout?

I don't like this so much.

Didn't you hear the bell?

You didn't expect me
to go open the door, did you?

There was a man asking about the room.

Englishman, it seems.

You didn't advertise
rooms for rent, did you?

No, you forbade me to do this,
because you allegedly don’t have enough hands.

And you won’t understand
who is the owner of the house.

If it is not according to your ad,
then are you following mine?

Are you saying that you dared to post yours after

how did they ban me?

Just one site to scout out the situation.

You don't want to rent out rooms,
although I really need the money.

But you still manage to hire a new employee,
although I have nothing to pay him with.

It won't cost you anything, I promise.

But with an extra pair of hands,
you see, we can rent out rooms.

I'll arrange everything,
just don't go anywhere.

I didn't mean to.

Stop!

Let's start with the basics.

This is my territory.

Entry is prohibited without my consent.

Forgive me, I just wanted to warm up.

For the first time I forgive.

Let's go.

What is your name?

Blake.

Andrew Blake.

And I'm Odile.

You can call me Madame Odile.

Okay, Madame Odile.

It's late now, I'll take you to your room.

We'll discuss the details tomorrow.

If you are not a quitter,
we will find a common language.

It's unlikely you'll carry my suitcase.

It's quiet here.

Room overlooking the park.

Oh, yes, to the park.

Wonderful.

And here is your kingdom.

Is this my room?

Unless, of course,
you want to sleep in a stable.

Allow me.

I won't be particularly cruel
to you on your first day,

so I’m waiting for you downstairs
at half past seven.

It is customary the residents decide for themselves:
Do you do it in the mornings or in the evenings?

Sorry?

Do you shower in the morning or in the evening?

The pipes on this floor are old,

If you don't want to wash in ice water,
we need to come to an agreement.

So?

In the morning.

Wonderful.

And me in the evenings.

Good night.

Yes, and that's it.

Welcome to Beauville.

Room overlooking the park.

Are you still in bed?

It's not good to barge in without asking.

You late.

What if I slept naked?

We would wake up with a runny nose.

First late on first morning.

Nice start.

This is hospitality.

And I still thought that I would finally rest.

Last night you didn’t even offer me
a stale crust of bread.

Will you rest?

Since when can people just
sleep peacefully in a rented room?

In a rented room?

For example, in this one.

In this suite.

In my.

As you yesterday had the audacity
to tell me, a Briton.

This is a terrible mistake.

I'm very sorry, but we don't rent rooms.

For now, at least.

I thought you were applying for a vacancy.

Vacancy?

I posted a vacancy for a house helper.

You can't stay.

We won’t take anything from you for
this night, but you will have to leave.

But I want to stay here.

Of course, you are not very young,
but you are impressive.

Could pass for an English butler.

It would be stylish.

Well, what can I say?

I won't stop you from getting ready.

I apologize for the misunderstanding.

Please allow me to live here for a while.

I need it.

Once upon a time in this house
I met the woman of my life.

We were young, she was on vacation

and I was hired as an English tutor.

We fell in love and lived together
for more than forty happy years.

We promised ourselves to come here.

She passed away four months ago.

And my life stopped.

Then I decided to come alone.

I sincerely sympathize with you.

I am ready to do anything
for the opportunity to live here.

Maybe there is an option.

I can't say that I understood everything.

Mr. Blake is on probation.

For now he is ready to work for us
for food, housing and laundry.

Mr. Blake is English and has excellent references.

No doubt.

We probably need to find
a lot of tenants to pay for his work.

Will he be able to communicate with us?

I was married to a French woman.

I'm coping.

I'll give him a tour and bring him up to date.

Wonderful.

It's an old house, Mr. Blake.

Sometimes I feel just as tired.

I don’t know what prompted you
to respond to the announcement of the case,

but I must say that we don’t need
a person who is afraid of anything.

What?

What's wrong again?

See, it worked.

You just have to be in character.

I will try my best to play the Butler.

It's even nice.

If so, follow me.

There are still many stops ahead.

I'm cooking for Madame, you will carry it.

All her personal affairs are on me.

Manon does the laundry and cleaning for us.

We welcome guests in this salon.

Or rather, they used to accept it.

There have been no guests for a long time.

On the other side we have living rooms,

various warehouses and utility parts.

Manon is ironing there.

There is also a basement,
but I don’t go down there.

Here we have a winter garden.

Madam used to love doing things here.

Let's move on.

Dinner parties were held here.

But their time has also passed.

Move on, I still have a lot to show you.

So what are you waiting for?

With your permission.

Better help.

Pass the kettle, it's there by the window.

Did you get enough sleep?

It was like taking a ride in a time machine.

You've had a shower, at least,
since prehistoric times.

Do not touch.

He doesn't like it.

He's a savage.

I'm the only one petting him.

Yes, Mephistopheles?

Okay, while I'm cooking,
you better iron the newspaper.

Ironing a newspaper
is some kind of local idiom.

Yes, it means ironing the newspaper,

so that the ink dries and does not
stain the fingers of the reader.

They don't do that in big English houses.

Probably, but my house is not that big.

Laundry for you.

Oil prices are on fire.

It's funny to you?

Listen, are you really right?

If you are going to live here,
you have to work hard.

Madame Beauvillier.

Madame Beauvillier.

Of course, I understand that you are
just starting, but I appreciate punctuality.

Please excuse me, madam, but there is
a slight problem with the newspaper.

Show.

It's clear.

What kind of butler are you, Mr. Blake?

Firmly deciding to stay, even if I iron
the newspapers, is not my strong point.

Pour me some tea, please.

Since you have blessed us with your presence,

please answer all these letters,
otherwise we will lose all bonuses.

Are you really taking these leaflets seriously?

If you want to know my opinion
No, I don’t want to.

Do you know why you're here, Mr. Blake?

I'm on probation.

Right.

Did Dili explain it to you?

I plan to rent out rooms.

Alas, this is a necessity.

I understand.

And my faithful Odile assures me
that this requires help.

We must decide whether
you will become this help.

Well, for now I don’t want
to lose a single chance of winning.

Can I believe in luck, Mr. Blake?

Yes, finally, madam.

You can't lose hope, even if Vera is gone.

Do you remember the best days?

I spent one of these days
with Diana in this very place.

We filmed each other.

It was on that day that
I saw her for the first time.

From nostalgia and from non-suffering?

Only when you wake up,
otherwise it is called sleep.

I know one remedy for melancholy.

Is it true?

Does cleaning your ears
really help relieve boredom?

Clean the sinks later,
and now take care of the wall clock.

Madame keeps asking me

anything to keep you busy,
so take your responsibilities seriously.

Why the hell did you decide to whistle?

To call Manon.

She only responds to a whistle.

And what is the urgency?

We have a new colleague for a while, Mr. Blake.

What an uncle.

The spitting image of a Brit.

Ah, that's nice.

I am British.

Ah, there will be problems.

One hundred thousand euros are at stake.

Your number was chosen by lot.

Your life will change!

How can madam take these scammers seriously?

It's a no brainer that this is a hoax.

Here you are, cat, what do you say?

Meow!

Meow!

Don't laugh at the cat

nor over Madame.

She is a kind woman.

I didn't even think to laugh.

I don’t believe these stupid letters
either, but you can’t blame her.

Saving an estate is not an easy task.

Especially since she got crushed.

You must understand this.

She recently lost her husband.

Four years ago, just so you know.

She barely makes ends meet.

Oh, would you like a drink?

I approve of this custom of yours.

Let's drink to your future residents.

If you drink, you're done.

This is my signature mixture
for unclogging toilets.

To your health.

There are no signals here.

Hello.

This is Richard Ward's answering machine.

Leave a message after the signal.

Richard, it's me.

You were right.

Coming back here might not
have been the best idea.

If only you knew what lengths I have to go to
in order not to be kicked out of here.

Today I cleaned two toilets
with a deadly chemical weapon.

My room is smaller than
the closet where your golf clubs are.

Keep this in mind, you asshole,

If you move, I'll blow your head off
and feed you pieces to my dogs.

Lick?

Afraid,

I don't understand.

Be afraid, be afraid.

I'm sick of you carrying my tools.

Go tell your stupid accomplices
that I don't see you here anymore.

clear?

I was just looking for a signal.

And here I do cross stitch,
and I’m also Miss France.

No.

You are wrong.

I am English.

And I don’t have any accomplices.

You twitch, and I’ll make a hole in your head.

Wow.

Have the gypsies also
lowered their retirement age?

I'm not a gypsy, I tell you.

And you are not Miss France.

You almost killed me.

I'll kill you, you ran away like a rabbit.

Excuse me, Mr. Break.

But how did you confuse
bread with a telephone booth?

Maybe that's why all your booths are painted red?

Let's drink and forget.

If I knew, I would meet you as a human being,
but they don’t tell me anything.

You still want to kill me.

This is a thing for clearing blockages.

Well, you are in vain.

Not ideal, but not bad either.

My production.

You're right, no slop.

You know, Mr. Steak,

I'm glad that I'm not the only man here now.

And then he started to run wild.

Yes, we are here with our cockroaches.

Blake.

My last name is Blake.

And thanks for the treat, but we have to go.

No, no, you're not going anywhere.

I almost killed you,
now we are like brothers.

Shall we shy away one more time?

Not from a gun, I hope.

No, one more for your arrival.

Is there anyone?

I warn you, if you are a gypsy,
I know a man with a big gun,

who doesn't like having his tools stolen.

Manon?

But what are you doing here at night?

Nothing.

How is this nothing?

Do Dil and Madame know about this?

It's none of your business.

But I'm sorry,
I can't leave you alone in this state.

You know, I have a daughter
a little older than you.

If someone caught her in such a situation,

I wouldn't want him to just leave.

What can you do?

Tell us.

Maybe I can understand you.

Were you pregnant?

I didn't have to, to be honest.

If you happen to.

This is wonderful news.

Only Joosten left me.

Future father, I guess.

Why is he doing this?

Yes, because he's an asshole.

He says that I did this out of spite.

That I'm blackmailing him.

But this is not true.

And when my mother found out,
she kicked me out of the house.

Now I'm spending the night here.

I remember my feelings very well,

when my wife announced that
I would soon become a dad.

I was in complete panic.

Maybe your Stan was scared too.

Do you think he'll come back?

I do not know him,

but I know that men are not always
as confident as they may seem.

You shouldn't sleep here,
especially in your position.

It's almost as disgusting
here as in my room.

I have nowhere to go.

I understand this very well.

Just don't say "madam."

And Odile too.

You just asked to go outside.

Make up your mind.

You need your own door.

Well, didn't you get enough sleep?

And what do you think?

I hope you didn't tell anyone?

I'm a worthless old man,
but I'm used to keeping my word.

Sorry about yesterday.

I shouldn't have burdened you with my problems.

Mother says I'm blabbering.

No need to apologize.

Life is a complicated thing.

Even talking to a stranger can help.

I actually felt better.

Thank you.

My God!

She doesn't seem to think highly of him.

Whom?

Magnier?

They avoid each other.

I need to run.

Thanks for the help.

Where, I wonder, did she hide my breakfast?

I am hungry.

Listen.

Thanks for the breakfast.

It was luxurious.

I haven't had time to prepare anything yet.

Did you eat cat breakfast?

Don't worry, baby, mommy will feed you now.

But it was so delicious!

Is it possible for mommy
to feed me sometimes?

So, yes.

You won't beat me, will you?

You can go.

But then still sweep
the floors in the corridors.

Clear my doubts.

After all, you don't want
to take advantage of my position

and make me your slave.

Maybe you'll even confiscate my passport?

Are you even normal?

Before 3 o'clock, clean up the living room,
a friend will come to Madame.

And I thought she didn’t
accept anyone anymore.

She wants to show off her new toy.

What's the new toy?

You?

Your exit.

In general, I ordered two dresses
for myself at once.

But there are so many dinner parties ahead.

I'll have to order a new one soon.

Let me leave, madam.

Butler from England.

I hope, dear, you didn’t go broke on it.

Contrary to the opinion of many,

Madam, an English butler is inexpensive,
especially over 50 years old.

Comes with a discount.

If madam wishes anything,
I am ready to help.

How can madam consider this woman her friend?

I don't judge.

This is just a statement.

Here everything is visible at first glance.

I shouldn't say this,
but I don't love her.

Why does madam continue
to communicate with her?

Apart from this Madame Berliner,
she had no interlocutors left.

However, this night I seemed
to hear voices from Madame.

Does she have someone?

Madame never came to terms
with her husband's death.

And how dare you?

I shouldn't ask questions like that, right?

Because I'm on probation.

If you were visiting us,
this would not concern you either.

Well,

Forgive me, but it is difficult for me
to remain indifferent in such situations.

I'll go and see Monsieur Magnier.

I hope he will agree to help me
fix the videophone on the gate.

Go to him, but don't bring him here.

Mr. Cake, unexpectedly.

I'm just a minute.

Regarding the videophone at the entrance.

I thought you and I could fix it.

Videophone?

It's possible.

It's not difficult.

Just tell me when you have time.

Okay, got it.

Yes, and, Monsieur Magnier,
you don’t happen to have a night lamp.

I like to read at night,
but there is no lamp.

I don't want to bother Odile about this.

Understand.

Certainly.

Now it seems like something happened.

Hold it.

And what's that?

Nothing.

There is only this, will it do?

But this is simply amazing work.

Is this a dollhouse?

Are you stunned?

I don't play with dolls.

This is for hedgehogs.

For hedgehogs?

Yes.

So that they have a place
to hide in winter, during hibernation.

Then the fox won't eat them.

Do you shoot people with a gun,
and make houses for hedgehogs?

Hedgehogs are good.

And useful.

Well, yes, they iron shirts and answer calls.

Are you kidding me?

It is not polite.

Not at all.

This is a wonderful house.

And very beautiful.

Although, I'm not really sure that
hedgehogs need curtains on the windows.

Just please don't tell Odile about this.

She already thinks I'm weird.

As you please.

Tell me when you're ready.

Fine.

And thanks.

Perfect.

Hello Manon.

How are you feeling today?

I got hold of a lamp and two blankets.

This will make it a little more convenient for you.

What's happened?

Any news from Justine?

The eyes are red.

Decide that I'm a drug addict.

So you have to tell her the truth.

What's going on here?

I whistled, but you weren’t there.

Manon found out that her aunt was unorla.

She was ill.

They were very close.

My condolences.

You didn't tell me anything.

Yes, but they haven't seen
each other for a very long time.

The distance took its toll,
but she helped her to be born.

Raised her when her mother got sick.

Was your aunt a midwife?

No, a dentist.

Let her say at least a word.

Better go vacuum the stairs.

How long will my probation period last?

I'm kind of tired of running
around here and swallowing dust.

There is no need to swallow dust;
that’s what a vacuum cleaner is for.

Feet in hand and forward.

So it’s still legs or a vacuum cleaner.

What are you doing here again?

I'm taking the temperature.

You are crazy.

Leave the cat alone.

I don't touch him.

I'm just testing one hypothesis.

This cat is acting very strange.

And he is not alone.

What do you want to say?

You sleep with toys.

At your age.

This is not just a toy.

This is Jerry.

My daughter's childhood best friend.

She grew up and left him.

And I picked it up.

You can mock if you want.

I'm really sorry.

True, I didn’t intend to.

Yes, you are a genius.

If you're bored, I'll find
something to do for you.

Oh, you started treating my
melancholy with cotton swabs.

I dread to think what you will
offer me against despair.

For God's sake, not cleaning toilets.

You're crazy.

This is worse than that.

I have two secrets to tell you.

The first concerns your cat.

I managed to find out why he
never sits in the same place.

He always goes where it is exactly 22 degrees.

This is amazing.

What's the second secret?

I lied to you.

Don't you want to live with us?

Are you from the labor inspectorate?

It's not that scary, but it's more serious.

Manon did not lose her aunt.

Really?

Why did you cry?

She's pregnant

and her boyfriend decided to give in,
and her mother kicked her out of the house.

So she secretly sleeps
in the barn for the time being.

If there are more secrets,
save them for later.

No, no more revelations.

Why didn't she say anything?

Afraid of me?

She didn't tell me anything either.

I found out everything by accident.

That night, when I was returning
from the Magnier who shot me with a gun,

because I called from his woodpile.

I beg you, are you satisfied with the revelation?

This is not a revelation.

These are just facts.

Poor Manon.

We have so many rooms upstairs.

I'll talk to madam.

She will get into her position.

Fabulous!

Yes, you are an artist.

Thank you.

But it's not the season for a haircut.

But in the spring they will grow better.

Did you know Monsieur Beauvillier personally?

And not bad.

I saved his life.

Once I pulled a man out of a burning car.

It was he.

That's how we met.

I was just laid off at work.

Well, Monsieur Francois took him in.

The best years of my life.

Then there was joy here, Madame was beaming,
everyone was like family to me.

Alas, after the death of Monsieur
Francois, a lot has changed.

You know, Mr. Fake, illness doesn't care
whether you're a good person or not.

Why is there no inscription on the second grave?

It's none of my business anymore, Mr. Thrake.

I don't even know who lies there.

I like you, Monsieur Magnier.

Honestly, I treat you with respect.

But if you misrepresent my last name again,

I'll make you eat these scissors.

Sorry, I forget the names.

Let's move on to names.

My name is Philip.

Andrew.

A gift for you.

Fabulous weekend.

If you don't mind, Monsieur Magnier
and I are going to fix the videophone.

And I wanted to make a cat door
at the service entrance.

It won't cost money.

Thanks for your enterprise, Mr. Blake.

I hope this isn't tactless,
but your finances really are that bad.

It's tactless.

I could Mr. Blake, that's my concern.

I'm sure you're such a smart person
that you'll understand.

I am very glad that you are among us.

And I'm not alone.

But let's set boundaries.

Managing a household is like
running a private business.

You don't have any experience in this matter.

I ask you to remain within
the boundaries of your competence.

Well?

You yourself drove me into this position.

So shut up.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

Why do you place heavy objects
where they are harder to reach?

Place them at the bottom and
all light utensils at the top.

It will be easier.

You know everything better than anyone.

Just don't be offended.

I just want to save your back.

My back is fine.

Thank you.

Why are you and madam both so stubborn?

Sorry?

Yes, let's go.

And you?

At least you

Don't mind being petted, huh?

You are a beautiful big cat.

Just a little plump.

This is winter fat.

Of course, I understand when the food is
so delicious, but you need physical activity.

Do you want to say that
I feed you worse than a mythist?

No, that's not what I meant at all.

Mephisto is not fat.

And if you don't like my food,

eat somewhere else.

We may open a hotel,
but not a restaurant.

And put the cat down!

Whop!

I will save you from poisoning.

Like this.

We have bread.

Eat sandwiches.

This is an English invention.

Why is this so?

I didn't say it wasn't tasty.

Forgive me if I offended you.

I just wanted to say that your dish
for Mephisto was very successful.

It would be good for you not to be shy and cook,

as the soul asks,
for all of us, as for him.

Beauvillier estate.

How can I help?

Andrew, please open the door.

Works.

Problem solved.

Bravo, Philip.

Andrew, do you think I'm pathetic?

Why are you asking now?

This is a videophone,
not a confession booth.

I'm embarrassed to talk
about this to my face.

I feel like an ass.

Again these animal metaphors of yours?

But what's the problem?

I don't know what to do.

I live in the forest like a savage,
and people are already shying away from me.

Look at me, you uncouth bear.

From here you look more like a frog.

I'm serious.

Will you help me?

It's just like a cat's cold.

It's dog cold.

Almost done.

Set the table for the two of us for now.

Yum Yum.

Can I share one observation?

If there is even the slightest hint
of Mephisto being overweight,

I won't feed you for a week.

Oh, Mephistopheles is an athlete.

Don't overact.

If we are talking about pots,
then pretend that you didn’t see anything.

I have not seen anything.

But I can smell the aroma.

Mephisto awaits a feast on the mountain.

Don't make me angry,
otherwise I'll give him your share.

And it will be fair.

Seriously?

Is this for us?

If you don't be rude.

Where did you learn to cook like this?

I worked for five years in Relais D'Armey's brigade.

This is a famous restaurant among us.

Where in the brigade?

This is what the staff of cooks is called.

Odile, this is not food, but a work of art.

You are laughing at me.

No, not at all.

This dish is worthy of a star,
and I'm good at it.

You have talent.

How do you achieve such a subtle taste?

Intuitively.

What's wrong with him?

For whom was the door made specially?

Go there.

If I may,

can I ask you why you work here
and not in your restaurant?

I was not chasing a career, but a man.

I learned to cook with him.

For him.

He was offered a good place
in your country, in London.

He wanted me to go with him, but I refused.

I was too afraid.

I was afraid that I wouldn't
be good enough for him.

That's how I buried myself here.

I'll probably seem pitiful to you.

'Cause you have a past and regrets

in no case.

Do you also regret something?

About many things.

But at my age, you regret not so much
about your mistakes as about people.

There are so many who are missing.

But why do you cook only for Mephisto?

He doesn't criticize.

You're probably looking down at me and laughing.

I don't recognize anything.

Here, each person has his own cockroaches.

It seems to me that they
themselves are completely like that.

How I miss you.

Philip, can I ask you a personal question?

If it's about cabin clutter or
hedgehog curtains, then don't.

What's wrong between Odile and you?

Yes, I’m still an uncouth bear.

I can confess to you.

She and I are lonely people.

I tried to shuffle the deck.

I was too direct,
and now she runs away from me.

Yeah, England is throwing cavalry at us again?

At Waterloo it was brutal.

I'm not all England yet,
and I'm not old enough to remember Waterloo.

In your own interests,
let's avoid our mutual stereotypes.

France cannot be frightened
by your stereotypes.

Are you sure about that?

Would you like me to tell you
how the French are seen here?

Let's.

I'm not afraid.

Frogs on their heads, a baguette in their hands,
they stand and teach everyone about life,

and they themselves eat snails on holidays.

But this is unfair.

You don't look at all like a frog.

Only on the videophone screen.

Do you know how we see the English?

Tell me.

Squeezed, compressed, hypocritical.

Thank you, Philip.

You're welcome.

They are also considered cold.

Cold?

It is easy to understand how many times
the Englishman made love by counting his children.

Oh, I was unlucky, I only have one daughter.

What animal do we look like to you?

The English are animals for us.

My wife was French and
hid so many things from me.

Much in your country surprises me.

Why do you say “thee” to someone
and “you” to someone?

By the way, this is very convenient.

Say “you” to someone unpleasant,
and it’s polite.

And with a good person it’s possible
to be on first-name terms.

And this is like a gift as a sign of friendship.

Oh, and if I deserve this gift

We can also switch to “thee”.

Why not, Andrew?

Can't you hear me?

We actually heard some sounds,
but I thought

that these are military methods created
for those who listen to music on headphones.

And then I have an official break.

Should I call the labor inspectorate?

I can’t rearrange the furniture
in Manon’s future room alone.

For the sake of a noble goal,
I will come to your call.

Decided to leave without finishing the game?

Are you afraid to lose?

It's a little strange that a Frenchman
can confuse politeness with cowardice.

Better go help.

No, no, no, not herself.

You better sit down.

Sit here.

Where is Mr Blake?

I went to get some pillows and a blanket.

Where are you being taken?

I had a facial massage at
a beauty salon and then I swam in the pool.

Oh, how nice it is.

So glad.

Don't talk nonsense.

Better move the bed.

Wow, she's huge, and I have kidneys.

Not confident in myself.

But we have Philip, and he is strong.

Thank you.

No, no, I wanted to make sure
that our Manon settled down well.

I don't know how to thank you, madam.

Don't even think about it.

You're in trouble.

Madam!

How can we not help here?

Like this.

You better move away,
Madame Adele, this won’t work.

Are you implying that I'm fat?

I didn't say she was fat.

Why is everything so stupid with me?

You are not indifferent to her.

Are we chatting or playing?

Chess is serious.

On.

Well, don't laugh at me.

Shah is king.

Well done.

Yapla, Yapla, come to me.

You'll see her for dinner tomorrow.

I'll screw it all up.

I've been eating alone for a long time now,
straight from the cans.

And then have dinner with one.

There will be a warthog at the table with you.

What is a warthog?

A wild boar.

Oh, nice.

I've never sat at a table with a wild boar.

We talk about this.

It's raining cats and dogs.

And in England they say that
it rains with cats and dogs.

Of course, you will say that this is ridiculous.

And this time I will agree.

Mephisto, that’s it,
it’s time to go home, go to mom.

Only through the magic door.

Mephisto!

If you go through the magic door,
mom will cook shrimp just the way you like it.

Kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss!

Hello Madame O'Dill!

How are you doing?

No, are you generally okay in your head?

What's happened?

Please take a look.

So here you are, my baby.

He's a good cat.

He returned as an adult,

through the magic door, where he still passes,
although he has a monstrous necklace.

How are you

How old are you, Mr. Blake?

I'm talking about psychological age.

Still too much, madam.

The most important thing is that wrinkles
are not on the face, but in the head.

I agree with you on this.

Just please

take care Odile.

Don't give her a heart attack.

I'll do my best.

I'll try to return without her noticing.

Have a nice day, madam.

Same to you, Mr. Blake.

Nothing will work out.

You scare me too much.

Use your imagination.

You should be like Adele

and you are like an old woman
who stepped on a mine.

Her plans are more like her.

So, I suggest starting with a napkin.

But not the same.

No.

You take it carefully by the corner,
and then gravity will do everything.

Will gravity give me a napkin?

Yes, that's it.

Then you put her on your lap.

Not the kind of place I plant spots, but ok.

Philip, try not to lose concentration.

Manon will come soon

we must show her at least
the rudiments of table manners.

Will she see you?

What's the problem?

Yes, she will give birth to such
a spectacle right on the doorstep.

Focus on the napkin.

Okay, around the corner.

Gravity.

E-and-and, oops, on the knee.

Better, but just don't hold your
head up like a psychotic chicken.

You saw yourself.

Now about

Now about your manner of holding utensils.

What's wrong with that?

Firstly,

You don’t have to grab them
so quickly, it’s not a race.

Wait until everyone is seated

and they will be ready to eat.

Understood.

I am waiting.

Come on, now take it.

Well, what is this?

It's like you want to stab someone.

I'll cut my steak and each pea one by one.

Philip, if you play the fool,
we won't get anywhere.

I'll open it myself so as not to scare her.

Walk in place.

Thank you for coming.

How can you miss this?

Good evening.

Let's adjust the rules.

I'll sit on the side here too.

Forget about me.

Yes, you will be forgotten, of course.

I won't interfere until you make a mistake.

For every sin I will hit you lightly.

This is so romantic.

At what point is it better to move
your face and meatballs towards her?

Reddy, steady.

Do you like flowers?

Adore.

Which country do you dream of visiting?

I'm afraid to fly, and I feel sick at sea.

I can only by train.

Is there a train to Bagamo?

Tell me, have you already had your first date?

Of course, you are beautiful.

It was wonderful, Madame Odile.

I have never eaten anything
so delicious in my life.

I found out that you build
special houses for hedgehogs.

This is good.

No, no, no, don't get up.

I was intrigued by the sounds.

And I'm very glad to see that
you are having a pleasant evening.

Well, then try dessert with us.

Thank you very much,
but I'll go to my place.

If I can afford it,
I would allow myself a lot.

Stay.

We will be glad.

Okay, I'll sit with you for a bit.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Here you go, madam.

Thank you.

Very tasty, Odile.

I am very glad that you breathed
life into this house.

Thank you for that.

You know that I highly
appreciate all your efforts.

I want to drink to all of you.

For all of us.

Yes, by the way, we need to prepare.

Two important guests will visit us soon.

These are representatives of a large
site for renting private housing.

They are English, just like you, Mr. Blake.

They will help us if we decide to rent out rooms.

Thank you.

Good night.

A real feast, Madame Adele.

Okay, I’ll help you clean everything up
and return it to your cave.

No, no, no, no, I’m used to it myself.

Next time I'll bring mushrooms
and you can fry them.

Thanks again.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Everyone is absolutely delighted.

You think?

Can there be any doubts?

Even Madame enjoyed the tartlet.

And I liked cooking for you.

Maybe we should start again?

And I was looking for you.

What a wonderful room.

It was the owner's billiard room.

After his death it was not used.

Madame ordered it to be opened
to impress our guests.

If we rent out rooms,
there might be a bar here.

Why were you looking for me?

We need to choose a wine
for dinner with guests.

Will you do this?

Go down to the basement?

Never in my life.

I can’t, there are probably spiders there.

And such a big girl.

Behind me.

It's just a matter of a few minutes.

Don't worry,

Everything will be fine.

Tell me where to go and
close your eyes if you want.

Bottles in the back, on the left.

We are in place.

Wait, don't open your eyes yet.

Done.

Choose what you need and go to the top.

They are here and watching us.

They are here, they are watching us.

I saw the movie

where they actually came
from another planet.

Stop laughing at me.

This is perfect for snacks.

Just please take it yourself, I can’t.

Oh, yes, you need to go get the tracks.

No, no, I beg you, don't leave me alone.

So, take another bottle of Bordeaux,

We'll take nutmeg for
an aperitif and champagne for dessert.

Oh, Andrew, your legs are completely weak.

What does this mean?

Okay.

Poor thing.

Just like sleeping beauty.

In a palace covered with cobwebs.

She has beautiful legs.

Yes, you are not indifferent to her.

Don't talk and don't shirk.

I'm dragging this one alone.

Girl, you are not easy.

Do you think you are saving the princess?

Yes indeed, princess.

They say about these people,
they weigh like a dead donkey.

That's funny.

And here, they say, they weigh
like a pregnant cow.

I can hear you perfectly.

And it will fly in to you.

Hello Madam Hello Andrew.

Melissa?

Sorry for not kissing you,
but it’s like we don’t know each other.

You look great.

But what are you doing here?

I accompany my wife

which selects private hotels
in France for an influential site.

But You don’t answer any letters or calls.

I decided that your ass was full
of candles and came to check.

Madame Bavelier boasted that
she hired a butler from England.

Only you could get yourself
into such a situation.

But you look very fresh,
and that’s nice.

If someone told me that one day
you would wait on my table,

I would never have believed it.

This is usually called the irony of fate.

Do you even realize the position
you're putting me in?

You put yourself in it.

And that makes it even
more pleasant to see you.

By the way, you should hold the door for me,

bending over in a respectful half-bow.

Richard?

Mr. Ward, please,
we are from different worlds.

Give a tip?

Ah, welcome.

I'm so glad to see you.

Melissa Ward.

Richard is my husband.

Hello.

I am inexpressibly pleased.

Oh, how lovely.

Mr. Blake, could you find a vase for them?

I'm happy to meet you.

Well, are you ready to start exploring?

I hope you enjoy my possessions.

I like the way it's done.

Of course, all photographs
are taken professionally.

Tell me, my friend, why is my glass empty?

If you tell me this, you pervert,
I’ll definitely tell you. Oh, how scared I was!

What will you do to me?

Will you defeat me at chess?

Well, let!

Will you leave me alone at a crucial moment?

You've already done this.

You will pay for this.

Tomorrow is whatever you want.

But today is my evening.

So, what's wrong with my glass?

It will be done, monsieur.

I can not stand.

What's happened?

This job is just not for me.

Then it's good that she's not yours.

Be patient a little.

The probationary period is running out.

But today we need you.

Yes you are right.

You know what, Madame Odile?

I think we're all on probation.

It begins with birth and ends with death.

Now is not the time to philosophize.

And don't call me madam.

We are in the same brigade, maybe by name.

This veal was absolutely incredible.

It was prepared by an incredible cook.

Would you like to open
a restaurant along with rented rooms?

I didn't think about it.

But I am sure that it will not be difficult
for you to earn a reputation without this.

You have a beautiful castle.

But I don’t think it will be possible
to do without repairs.

You mean, people often care about
authenticity, atmosphere and history.

It's immediately obvious that
your estate is full of memories.

Even your butler has the same opinion.

Is not it?

Monsieur is absolutely right.

This is evening.

It's so strange to see you as a butler.

But it suits you.

In the end, you always took care of everyone.

And outside the room I am calm.

This is a very charming place.

There will be no end to the residents.

Go to the warmth quickly.

You'll quickly catch
a cold in this top model dress.

I will not soon forget this visit.

Me too.

You had a lot of fun at my expense.

No need to hug me.

What if they see us?

I will say that I was overcome with passion.

You know, Andrew, I was wrong.

And you did everything right.

I haven't seen you like this,
so alive for a long time.

I came here for the sake of the past, and now
because of something I feel good in the present.

Will you continue to play Butler?

The devil knows.

Let's see.

You are looking to the future.

Great.

I won't ask when you'll be back.

But keep in mind, I may come back.

Madame was pleased with last night.

Yes, you were all perfect.

I believe that advertising on this
site will bring a lot of benefits.

I agree.

But it’s not a fact that this will be enough.

We don't have any chain letters today?

No, madam.

I want to go to the park.

Will you keep me company?

I had forgotten how beautiful
this part of the park is.

Do you miss your wife?

Yes, crazy.

Have you ever cheated on her?

Never.

You are an unusually moral person.

I'm no better than anyone.

But I was very afraid of hurting Diana.

You may have noticed that
the second grave does not have a name.

I'm not asking you anything, madam.

It was a compromise, Mr. Blake.

For almost twenty years,
my husband had a secret love story.

Francois was my whole life,
and I was only part of his life.

He wanted to bury her here, in our park.

I agreed.

I endured this blow on the condition
that her name would not appear here.

But he still lived with you.

Would you agree to become
a backup for your loved one?

The fact of betrayal itself
is not the worst thing for me.

The most unbearable thing is
knowing how much he loved her.

I could forgive the betrayal.

But it is impossible to forgive such love.

Madam One more minute, please.

Francois was both my
happiness and my misfortune.

But I miss him.

Sometimes I talk to him,
but not a word in response.

Do you think I'm nuts?

I wasn't afraid of anything with him.

But, apparently, today
is the last time I come here.

Won't you open it?

How long will you soak it?

I want to check how waterproof her soul is.

Could you tell me, madam, that
her brilliant friend has appeared?

With joy.

And I’m just coming to you.

After the first call,
I already managed to go down.

You give her the opportunity
to freshen up a little,

or do you still want to take it to Branchitte?

Madam has preferences.

Let's not be cruel.

Open the cage.

Make way for the Hyena.

She wants to eat me.

A thousand apologies, madam.

Admire the state of my life.

I'm already admiring it.

It was better when the gates were open.

The videophone is not working perfectly yet.

Mr. Blake, please go to
my office to get a blanket.

I don't want our guest to catch a cold.

Come on in.

Last notice before going to court.

If you want to sell, contact us.

Marvelous,

that you were so moved by these
stupid love affairs of your maid.

Some kind of soap opera.

Would you like some cake?

Can I?

Your butler at least looks
more decent than the cook.

Thank you.

I don't have the slightest style.

Why are you looking at me like that?

There is so much anger among you.

And they say French women
are good-natured and polite.

My friend, my servants know their place.

You and I are not friends.

Manon and Odile are
absolutely wonderful people.

Unlike yours,

I would value their friendship.

How dare you?

No one has ever talked to me like that before.

Won't you say anything?

When he is so angry,
I always remain silent.

Very scary.

It too.

I always tried to help this house.

And what is the answer?

Insult.

Give me your coat if you don't mind.

Yes, cold.

How much is it possible?

What, will he pretend to be dead for years?

No, I can't do this anymore.

Good Evening, this is Andrew.

You have problems?

Yes, everything is the same.

Any news from Justine?

Deaf.

It seems that our last meeting
was truly our last.

Last meeting.

You're too young to say that.

Everything is for the first time for you now.

Remember when you first found out
that you were going to become a mother.

I puked all over the toilet.

I've been waiting too long for him, Mr. Blake.

Write to him.

What?

Send him a letter or text message.

What should I write about?

About how you feel.

Write that you should be together.

Tell me about the child,
who is also his, by the way.

Tell me without anger and without reproach.

I can help if you want.

I can't guarantee results, but it's worth a try.

Fine.

What's the matter?

I'm worried about madam.

She was acting strange even before you arrived,

but in recent weeks it has gotten worse.

I'm worried about her health.

Yes, she is often sad these days.

I don't know what to do.

She doesn't eat anything anymore.

Yes?

Can I have five minutes?

Not now, Mr. Blake.

Sorry, I insist.

I told you, not now.

I'm Edil, we're worried about you.

Why?

Because of your health.

Everyone gets sick this time of year.

I think,

the reason is not the weather.

Are you really that bad with money?

It's not your concern.

I don't want to intrude on your business.

But you are intruding.

But I think I should.

We can find solutions to material problems.

But first you need to see a doctor.

Agree that you need help.

That is, you are not only
a financial specialist, but also a doctor?

I ask you to leave.

I don't want to see you today.

Madam, listen to me please.

Madam.

Madam.

No, what kind of impudence is this?

You leave me no choice.

I ordered you to leave.

My conscience will not forgive me for this.

But it is not your conscience
that pays your salary.

One more step and you're fired.

We will lose a lot.

Both you and me.

Leave.

I ask you as a friend.

I can do without your advice.

I don't want to hear you.

Sorry, but she doesn't want to see you.

It's all my fault.

It was because of me that you quarreled.

This is not your fault.

It was I who broke into her office.

On the contrary,
I owe a lot to both you and madam.

Thank you.

She has visitors.

She asked you not to let her in.

And who are they?

She didn't say.

Two in suits.

Probably from the bank.

I'm not going to interfere

honestly.

Let me go, but to my room.

Are you going to knock me
to the floor in front of the cat?

Thank you.

Offer to purchase an estate in the pavilion.

Excuse me.

Which part are you listening to?

I'm sorry.

What fragment?

Ransua and I loved him very much.

Diana and I also listened to him often.

But I shouldn't have.

Once again I ask you to forgive me.

This is nothing.

When you lost your wife,

have you moved?

I wanted to, but decided to stay.

I thought it was better not to change anything.

And that's what I thought.

And she held on as long as she could.

But this is no longer possible.

The woman I hold in high esteem

she once told me that I shouldn’t
lose hope, even if Vera left.

Hey!

Stop fidgeting there!

Now, almost finished.

Here, get down.

That's why you're so tiny.

Just like a garden gnome.

Do you hear what the gnome says?

Yes.

Andrew, say something.

Well, say a word.

What you said?

Tell my mom

baby Sari that I love her

and that I'm very sorry
for what happened to me

so little use.

You can tell her everything yourself.

Live for it.

Andrew, don't close your eyes.

Andrew!

Look at me!

Andrew!

Do you recognize me?

You appear to be a warthog.

Or what's his name?

Garden gnome.

You are an idiot.

I thought you had thrown your hooves away.

Well, are your brains back in place?

Don't even know.

Ask me about something.

Favorite dish, Madame Odile.

Duck fillet with chanterelles,
but you'd rather be gobbled up by it.

Enough.

All clear.

You are with us again.

How are you feeling?

Like someone who has fallen from a height.

Doctors say all the bones are intact.

Everyone came to see you, even madam.

But you overslept.

And how long have I been
lying here like a fruit?

Almost two weeks.

And you lie like a vegetable,
not like a fruit.

Thank you, Philip.

For what?

You reminded me that I must survive.

Death didn't scare me at all before.

You got away from my gun like that.

If you're tired of living,
don't run around like that.

I'm glad you're back.

The castles are rotten without you.

Hello Mr. Blake.

Wow, a whole delegation.

Give me a hand.

If I had a wig and lipstick on,
I wouldn't mind.

But so in front of everyone

Maybe we should finally look
at the mail, Mr. Blake?

We were a full hour late.

You managed to win a million again.

This trash is in the trash.

I thought I wouldn't see you again.

We need to be more careful
with words like last meeting.

Christmas is coming.

I want us to do it all together.

What do you think?

Do you want to know my opinion?

Don't miss this chance.

Mephistopheles didn't approve of your dish?

He hasn't shown up for three days now.

No need to worry.

We will look for him with Philip and find him.

I promise you.

Thanks Andrew.

These are not all our misfortunes.

While you were in the hospital,
Madame Berliner came

and flaunted the ring bought by madam.

With an emerald,
a gift from Monsieur Francois.

I've cleaned this ring a hundred times.

Poor madam, it hurts for her.

And this rat wasn’t ashamed?

She happily showed off her booty.

What a disgrace.

Philip was also furious.

Philip, oh Philip.

What's wrong?

I also call you by name.

Stop laughing at me,
it's just frustration.

Either the cat or the madam.

And you too.

We thought you were done.

I missed you too, Odile.

I know it was you who put Jerry next to me.

Thank you for that.

Only you could show me such
a beautiful sign of attention.

I'm looking for you everywhere.

The developers have just taken away
the documents signed by madam.

What about estate sales?

I think yes.

Come after me.

And accept roses.

I beg your pardon, gentlemen.

I'm really sorry,

but you will have to give me the documents
signed by Madame Beauvillier.

Otherwise you won't get out of here.

This is a threat?

Promise.

This deal is not your concern.

So, get out of here.

Give me the contract, seal Anus.

Andrew, not a seal, but a walrus.

And not the Anus, but on the other side.

I don't care.

Hey, what are you doing?

This is not the Wild West for you, psychopath.

There's a hole in your deliberation, cowboy.

Do you think that killing someone
like you would be too tough for me?

Think again.

Andrew, are you going to fail him?

Well, I'll find somewhere to bury it.

Shall we agree?

Contract.

Fuck it all, I won’t die
for the sake of commissions.

You know, you're absolutely right.

But what do you really mean?

Wear a mask.

Why is mine green?

I look like some kind of zombie in it.

I wanted one like yours.

It’s another matter, like with special forces.

It itches.

I’ll also catch English lice.

Hey!

I’ll tell you straight away,
if she’s naked, I’ll throw up!

Hey!

What are you doing?

Do not shout!

This is a robbery!

Don't eat me!

Don't eat you?

I know you are aliens!

You've come to suck my brains out!

Many sticks,
it would be something to suck out!

We won't eat you!

Give away the trinkets!

Tinkles?

I!

I!

Or we'll shoot you!

Schnelle!

Schnelle!

Where are they?

What?

Why are you giving this to me?

That's not all.

Where are the other bling?

Schnelle!

Pronto!

If you call the police,
spanking is miserable!

We come and cut off your ears!

Do you understand, Muccio?

Do not forget,

If we give you even one word,
there will be a colossal apocalypse!

Dam tooth!

What are you doing?

Trust me, special forces.

Trust me?

Come on!

Now she will tell everyone
that the Martians gave her money!

What's happened?

Why are you feeling sick?

She wasn't naked.

Reifel got a little scared.

You're crazy, okay?

This is worse than that.

Philip, I have to confess to you.

I've never been a butler in my life.

I knew it.

You are a failed spy who
was leaked by your superiors.

And where did this apple fall?

In my garden.

In England I am quite a big businessman.

I don't care.

Even though you are a Martian,
you are still my friend.

You and I are buddies.

There is no doubt about it.

This is Andrew.

I'm sorry to trouble you,

but I have news from Mephisto
that will surprise you.

Again your revelation.

He is OK?

Yes, he's fine.

He became a mother!

Calm me down, Dil.

You know the difference
between boys and girls.

Now it is clear that his excess
weight was not due to overeating.

Such sweethearts.

So that I ask Santa Claus

A room for the baby and the opportunity
to stay here and work with you.

And I

Minus 10 years and more courage.

But it’s unlikely that he has it in his bag.

And I'm at least looking
for one dinner with my parents.

There is so much I want to tell them.

And so that I can sit like this
with my wife and children, if

They will.

What are you discussing here?

List for Santa Claus.

Big task.

Who knows what he'll bring

those who behaved well.

If you give me away, I'll shave.

Okay, we'll divide everything equally,
just don't give me away.

Manon, why did you go outside
in such cold weather?

I was in the barn.

It worked.

Your idea worked.

Justin answered me.

What he wrote?

That he was ashamed, but he was scared.

What he loves.

You were right.

This is wonderful.

You yourself are beautiful.

Your daughter is very lucky.

It seems a bit early for tea.

That's not what I came here for.

Could you give me one minute?

Of course.

For God's sake,
don't say you want to leave me.

Merry Christmas to you!

Well, thank you.

You are, of course, an amazing person.

Conventions, dates, newspaper
headlines - all this is not for you.

This means that Christmas
is ahead of schedule.

What is this?

No, sorry.

It's not what you think.

Are you reading my thoughts?

How?

What is this, a miracle?

Miracles do not need to be explained.

I am sure that you, as an intelligent
person, will understand this.

Would you agree to accompany me
for a walk in your park?

What should I expect, Mr. Blake?

Do you believe in chance, Natalie?

You are scaring me.

I began to hear these words very often.

Do you know why I came here,
Madame Beauvillier?

For a probationary period?

Am I not Natalie to you anymore?

I lied to you, Natalie.

This is where I first met my wife Diana.

One summer evening we
carved our initials into this tree.

I tried to make something
like a heart with my penknife, but

Since there is no talent,
it is more like a potatoe.

I guessed that you are not a butler.

Did you finally find what you were looking for?

I found much more.

Will you leave me?

I haven't decided yet.

I don't even want to.

But it depends not only on me.

But you will not leave this house.

What does it mean?

Hold it.

This will suit you for kindling.

Your estate is not for sale.

Yes, housekeeping is not my
area of expertise at all,

however, management is my real profession.

Don't refuse my help.

But how did you do this

So, I played a little cowboys.

In the spirit of my psychological age.

I don’t know who Madame has invited,
but there will be a lot of guests.

But, finally, we will all be able
to meet your Justine.

Videophone!

Philip, will you open it?

He's in the basement,
and my hands are covered in dough.

Open it up!

Now.

After all, I'm still on probation.

Well, Merry Christmas to you, buddy.

Hello Andrew.

How glad I am to see you, you are my secret ones.

I'm warning you, Richard.

I won't be your servant today.

It's a pity, for once you listened to me.

I'm not sure you deserve your gift.

I don't need anything, you have terrible taste.

And I bet you must like it.

What are you talking about?

What would you say if your baby,
Sarah, came to visit you?

Look, he immediately went limp.

My daughter will arrive soon.

We know that, Mr. Blake.

We also have aces up our sleeves.

Finally, I can tell you the whole truth about this man.

Don't believe a word he says.

Tell me, Andrew, would you like to receive a gift now?

My daughter.