Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000
Downloaded from
YTS.MX
2
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000
Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX
3
00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:21,238
[ woman speaking
foreign language over P.A. ]
4
00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:22,892
[ stamps pounding ]
5
00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:24,894
[ airplane taking off ]
6
00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:28,419
[ bicycle bell ringing ]
7
00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,553
[ stamps pounding ]
8
00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:33,816
[ birds chirping ]
9
00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:36,253
[ music playing ]
10
00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:42,477
Crowd:
OLE! OLE!
11
00:00:58,928 --> 00:01:01,800
WHOO!
12
00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,673
[ laughs ]
13
00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,763
I LOVE THIS!
14
00:01:07,806 --> 00:01:09,678
I LOVE YOU!
15
00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,463
PIPPA...
16
00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:13,595
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO SAY--
17
00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:15,379
I CAN'T
HEAR YOU, DIEGO!
18
00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:18,469
Diego: PIPPA,
YOU MISSED IT.
19
00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:19,470
SLOW DOWN.
20
00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:21,037
THANK YOU
FOR EVERYTHING.
21
00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,125
BUT I WANT
YOU TO STAY.
22
00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:23,126
THAT IS SO SWEET.
23
00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,954
YEAH, BUT...
24
00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:26,042
I COULD
COME WITH YOU.
25
00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,000
I'LL CALL YOU!
MIGHT MISS IT.
26
00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:29,219
PIPPA!
27
00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:34,050
[ sighs ]
28
00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:42,841
OH.
29
00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:53,461
AM I HAVING
A HEART ATTACK?
30
00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:54,810
CAN YOU TELL ME
WHERE THIS IS?
31
00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,160
THANK YOU.
32
00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:16,658
[ tires squeal ]
33
00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,618
- PLANE LATE, TRAFFIC.
I'M SORRY.
- GO.
34
00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:21,750
IT'S GREAT
TO SEE YOU.
35
00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:22,881
- GO, GO.
- [ taxi honks ]
36
00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,318
OH, SHIT,
I ONLY HAVE EUROS.
37
00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:25,971
GO, PLEASE!
38
00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:30,715
[ sobbing ]
39
00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,195
SWEETIE? HONEY?
40
00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:33,936
MASCARA. PRIORITIES.
41
00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:35,372
I HATE HER!
42
00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:36,373
I KNOW, SWEETHEART,
BUT YOU--
43
00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,810
I'M SORRY.
44
00:02:38,854 --> 00:02:40,421
Pippa:
I'M HERE, I'M SORRY.
45
00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:41,726
I HATE YOU!
46
00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:43,206
OH, WELL, THAT'S
'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT
47
00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,816
TO BE FOREVER FAITHFUL.
I MEAN, YOU MUST
HATE EVERYONE.
48
00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,079
THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT
YOU SOMETHING BLUE.
49
00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:48,994
[ laughs ]
50
00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:50,518
JEANNIE!
51
00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,041
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS!
52
00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:53,347
EVEN FROM HERE.
53
00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:54,696
IT'S CALLED
A BRAZILIAN.
54
00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:57,612
[ wedding music begins ]
55
00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:58,917
OH, SHIT!
56
00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:00,484
OH, MY GOD.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
57
00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,356
LET'S GO.
58
00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,748
WELCOME BACK,
SHITHEAD.
59
00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:05,881
- NICE TO SEE YOU, ASSFACE.
- LIAR.
60
00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:08,710
[ chuckles ]
61
00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,673
[ giggling, grunting ]
62
00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:17,632
MARTINI?
63
00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:18,894
HUH?
64
00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:20,025
OH...
65
00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:21,766
[ laughing ]
66
00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:24,900
KEEP THE PANTIES.
WHOO!
67
00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:30,732
- WELL DONE.
- THANK YOU.
68
00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:33,430
NOTHING LIKE
A BRIDESMAID'S DRESS
69
00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:35,127
TO ADD A SUBTLE
SHEEN OF DESPERATION
70
00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:36,172
TO ANY PARTY.
71
00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,173
WORKS FOR YOU.
72
00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,697
OH, TOTALLY WORKS.
HERE.
73
00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,003
I CAN'T TAKE IT.
IT'S LIKE NOAH'S ARK
IN THERE.
74
00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:42,831
TWO BY TWO,
BY SHOOT ME NOW.
75
00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:45,094
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
CRY ME A RIVER.
76
00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,443
I'M THE ONE
STUCK HERE
77
00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:48,358
BURNING CLIFF
AND JANE PARTY
COMPILATION CDs.
78
00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:49,359
I MEAN, WHAT DID
YOU DO TODAY?
79
00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:51,622
I RAN WITH THE BULLS.
80
00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,015
IS THAT LIKE
A METAPHOR?
81
00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,451
- THEN I JUMPED OUT OF A PLANE.
- ALONE?
82
00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:56,671
- I HAD A GUIDE.
- CONDOMS?
83
00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:58,194
YOU'RE THE ONE DOING
THE BUSHWHACKING OVER THERE
84
00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,369
WITH WEDDING SEX LUKE.
85
00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:00,631
JEALOUS?
86
00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:02,242
TOTALLY.
87
00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,287
I'VE SLEPT WITH
EVERYONE HERE. I'M
RADICALLY OUT OF OPTIONS.
88
00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,071
I WISH YOU WERE
STAYING LONGER
THAN THE WEEKEND.
89
00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:08,030
I'M A TRAVEL WRITER.
90
00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:10,598
YOU'VE BEEN
"TRAVELING"
FOR EIGHT YEARS.
91
00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:12,252
WHAT SIZE BRA
DID YOU GUYS BUY ME?
92
00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:14,645
- SAME AS ALWAYS.
- OOH.
93
00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:16,865
I GUESS YOU'VE
MATURED.
94
00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:20,477
HEY!
95
00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:21,739
Man: NOW, MOST OF YOU KNOW
THAT JANE AND CLIFFORD
96
00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,393
MET ON THE TRADING FLOOR.
97
00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:25,526
NOW, WE'VE ALL
BEEN STIMULATED
98
00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:26,831
- BY THE STOCK MARKET RECENTLY,
- [ laughs ]
99
00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,833
NOT QUITE AS STIMULATED
100
00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:30,748
AS THESE TWO FINANCIAL
LOVEBIRDS HERE.
101
00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,533
AW!
102
00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,578
A BEAR STERN'S MATCH
MADE IN BULL MARKET HEAVEN.
103
00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:36,276
OH, MY GOD, IT'S
NOT A WEDDING.
104
00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,278
- IT'S A MERGER.
- [ laughs ] OH, MY GOD.
105
00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,497
SO PLEASE RAISE
YOUR GLASSES
106
00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,717
IN A TOAST TO
THE BRIDE AND GROOM.
107
00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,893
TO MARRIAGE,
THE HAPPY TOMB
OF LOVE.
108
00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:47,678
♪ OOPS, OOH, BABY
109
00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:49,637
♪ YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY
110
00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,334
♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT
111
00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,684
- ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT.
- I'M CUTTING HER OFF.
112
00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:56,034
COME ON, SHE'S
CELEBRATING WITH
YOU, NOT AT YOU.
113
00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,123
SHE TOLD MY FATHER
THAT HE WAS HUMPABLE!
114
00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,909
AND I'M SURE
IT MADE HIS NIGHT.
115
00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:02,998
SHE'S WEDDING
PHOBIC.
116
00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,565
WHOO!
117
00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:05,957
MY BOOBS
ARE KILLING ME!
118
00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:07,785
I GOTTA GO
FIND MY BRA.
119
00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,874
I LOVE YOU GUYS, MAN!
120
00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:15,576
Man:
IT'S OVER THERE.
121
00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:17,099
WHAT?
122
00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:20,929
YOUR BRA, IT'S CAUGHT
IN THE EDGE OF THAT.
123
00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:22,713
NO, TO YOUR LEFT.
124
00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:26,064
YOUR OTHER LEFT.
125
00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,596
THANK YOU.
126
00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,685
I MUST HAVE
DROPPED IT.
127
00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:38,816
BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.
128
00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:42,429
KINDA MAKES YOU
FEEL LIKE SWIMMING.
129
00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:45,780
NOT REALLY.
130
00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:47,825
GIRLFRIEND? GAY?
131
00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:49,566
WHAT? BECAUSE I DON'T
WANT TO GO SWIMMING?
132
00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:51,699
DID YOUR GIRLFRIEND
PICK THAT TIE?
133
00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,093
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
134
00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:56,617
DID I SAY
THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH IT?
135
00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:57,879
WELL, IF YOU GOT
SOMETHING TO SAY
ABOUT MY TIE,
136
00:05:57,922 --> 00:05:59,750
- FEEL FREE TO SAY IT.
- IT'S FLOWERY.
137
00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:01,926
IT'S BOSS.
138
00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:03,798
BOSS? SORRY.
139
00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:05,321
DON'T BE. IT'S...
140
00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,106
ALWAYS GOOD TO HEAR
WHAT A GIRL THINKS
OF YOUR TIE.
141
00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:10,935
ESPECIALLY A GIRL
IN WET PINK TAFFETA.
142
00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:13,851
I DIDN'T PICK
THIS DRESS.
143
00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:15,723
I DIDN'T
PICK THE TIE.
144
00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:18,552
GOOD, THEN.
145
00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:23,165
HEY, YOU'RE
SOAKING WET.
146
00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,254
COME ON. LET'S
GET YOU IN A CAB.
147
00:06:25,297 --> 00:06:27,648
FORGET IT. IT'S
NOT EVEN MIDNIGHT.
148
00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:32,261
[ clanging ]
149
00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:42,184
IN SOME CULTURES,
THE CLOSING OF THE BAR
150
00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:43,794
SIGNALS THE END
OF THE EVENING.
151
00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:47,145
WELL, IN SOME
CULTURES, MEN DON'T
FOLLOW WOMEN AROUND,
152
00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:48,799
WHEN THEY'RE NOT WANTED.
153
00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:53,151
I THINK THAT'S
A MEASURING CUP.
154
00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,502
THAT IS SO
REFRESHINGLY LITERAL.
155
00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:57,721
AND YOU ARE
REFRESHINGLY DRUNK.
156
00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,723
I AM REFRESHINGLY
REFRESHED.
157
00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:00,855
THANK YOU.
158
00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,773
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GO HOME.
159
00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:09,080
I JUST NEED TO FIND
SOME SOCKS OR SOMETHING.
160
00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:10,342
MY FEET ARE FREEZING.
161
00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:12,083
SOCKS, OFTEN FOUND
IN HOTEL KITCHENS.
162
00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:13,563
REALLY?
163
00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,565
NO.
164
00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:18,002
SO, YOU'RE LITERAL,
AND YOU'RE A PESSIMIST.
165
00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,830
IF I WAS A COOK,
166
00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:22,746
I WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE
A PAIR OF SOCKS ON HAND
167
00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,139
FOR LIKE, AN UNFORTUNATE
KITCHEN ACCIDENT,
168
00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:26,054
OR KITCHEN SPILLAGE.
169
00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:27,795
SIT.
170
00:07:27,838 --> 00:07:28,970
YOU'RE NOT
THE BOSS OF ME.
171
00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:31,407
ENOUGH. OKAY?
172
00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:40,590
UH...
173
00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:43,158
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
ONE LITTLE KISS?
174
00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:45,421
I DON'T THINK
YOU'LL REMEMBER IT.
175
00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,596
SO?
176
00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,207
YEAH, THAT'S
KIND OF MY POINT.
177
00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:51,906
WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAY
AND HAVE A DRINK?
178
00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:54,169
WE CAN TALK ALL ABOUT
YOUR VERY IMPORTANT POINT.
179
00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,693
I THINK I BETTER GO.
180
00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,009
MOST
OF THE TIME...
181
00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:10,185
I DON'T FEEL ALONE.
182
00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:11,969
I TRAVEL.
183
00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:14,929
I HAVE MY LIFE.
BUT SOMETIMES,
184
00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:18,498
YOU KNOW, YOU COME HOME,
AND IT'S LIKE...
185
00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,761
EVERYBODY'S GOT
SOMEBODY TO DANCE WITH.
186
00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:22,850
WE COULD DANCE.
187
00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,643
THE ONLY
THING IS, JOEY,
188
00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,340
IF WE START DANCING,
189
00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,473
WE MIGHT AS WELL
THROW IN THE TOWEL.
190
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,388
START WEARING
RELAXED FIT DOCKERS,
191
00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:40,998
AND HEAD OFF
TO IKEA
192
00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,827
TO EAT MEATBALLS
WITH OUR IN-VITRO
TWINS.
193
00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,786
RIGHT, JOEY?
194
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,705
CAN YOU MAKE SURE
SHE GETS HOME OKAY?
195
00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,318
I'VE GOT MY OWN MONEY.
196
00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:58,929
EXCUSE ME, DO YOU
TAKE EUROS?
197
00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:01,018
[ taxi drives away ]
198
00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:03,325
[ humming ]
199
00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,335
[ dogs barking ]
200
00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,688
[ door unlocking, opening ]
201
00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:20,951
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
202
00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:22,344
I'M HOME.
203
00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:24,825
YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.
204
00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,957
I DIDN'T WANT
TO WAKE YOU UP.
205
00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:30,091
WELL, THEN DON'T
CLIMB UP MY HOUSE AT
2:00 IN THE MORNING.
206
00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:32,833
UGH!
207
00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:36,793
OH, PHILIPPA.
208
00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:40,710
THE KEY WAS
UNDER THE MAT.
209
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,719
DAD?
210
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:50,938
I'M SORRY.
211
00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:57,945
I WISH YOU'D TOLD ME
THAT YOU WERE COMING HOME.
212
00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:00,382
- [ snaps fingers ]
- YOU WOULD HAVE BAKED A CAKE?
213
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,430
I SHOULD'VE.
214
00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:07,389
- I MEANT TO.
- I WORRY ABOUT YOU.
215
00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,521
RUNNING AROUND,
DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT.
216
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:10,653
I'M FREELANCE,
YOU KNOW THAT.
217
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,263
I WANT YOU TO
GET A REAL JOB,
218
00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:13,874
SOMETHING THAT YOU
CAN COMMIT TO.
219
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,702
AND START MAKING
A LIFE FOR YOURSELF.
220
00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:19,793
I HAVE A LIFE.
221
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,237
DAD?
222
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,239
MADE YOU SOME BREAKFAST.
223
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,681
SORRY ABOUT
LAST NIGHT.
224
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,466
I WAS A LITTLE
JET-LAGGED.
225
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,078
DAD?
226
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,558
- DADDY?
- [ tray crashes ]
227
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,691
[ siren wailing ]
228
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:51,433
[ breathing, monitor beeping ]
229
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:09,233
[ man talking over P.A. ]
230
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,827
WHAT HAPPENED?
231
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:42,005
DADDY, OH, MY GOD,
I SHOULD GO GET
THE DOCTOR.
232
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,441
HEART ATTACK? A STROKE?
233
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:44,834
I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
234
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,183
BOTH?
235
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:47,750
NO, NO, JUST
A HEART ATTACK.
236
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,796
OH. WELL...
237
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,232
WHAT A RELIEF.
238
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,191
I NEED MY DAY BOOK.
239
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,845
YOU DIDN'T
BRING IT WITH YOU?
240
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,587
IN THE AMBULANCE?
241
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:01,851
I NEED TO CALL IAN.
FILL HIM IN.
242
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,244
I'M IN TROUBLE HERE.
243
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,375
DAD, YOU'RE
IN INTENSIVE CARE.
244
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,768
I THINK YOU SHOULD
CONSIDER RELAXING.
245
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,204
WELL, THAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN US.
246
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,731
WELL, I'M HERE,
ALL RIGHT?
247
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,384
SO JUST LET ME
HELP YOU. TELL ME
WHAT YOU NEED.
248
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,778
[ sighs ] I NEED
A TOOTHBRUSH.
249
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,780
I NEED AN EDITOR,
250
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,609
AND I NEED MY DAY BOOK.
251
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,785
LUCY WARD QUIT.
252
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,787
ONE OF MY EDITORS.
253
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,224
NO NOTICE. NO,
IDIOT GETS AN OFFER
FROM "THE GLOBE"
254
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,226
SHE CAN'T REFUSE.
255
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,793
[ sighs ]
256
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,099
I CAN DO IT.
257
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,710
FINE, GOOD.
IT'S ON MY DESK.
258
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,930
NO, I CAN EDIT ONE
OF YOUR MAGAZINES.
259
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,675
I'M A JOURNALIST,
I'VE WORKED AT
A DOZEN MAGAZINES.
260
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,634
I CAN HANDLE IT.
261
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,375
OH, THAT'S TERRIFIC.
262
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:48,419
WHICH MAGAZINE?
263
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,682
YOU NEVER EDITED
A MAGAZINE.
264
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,728
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR
YEARS, I'M IN THE BUSINESS.
265
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,861
JUST LET
ME HELP YOU,
PLEASE, FOR ONCE.
266
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:57,385
YOU NEVER THINK
I CAN DO ANYTHING.
267
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:58,778
JUST TELL ME
WHICH MAGAZINE.
268
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,518
"LAWNS AND BLOOMS"?
269
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,303
"TENNIS QUARTERLY"?
270
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,827
I MEAN, JUST UNTIL
HE'S BACK ON HIS FEET,
271
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,655
AND THEN HE'S GONNA
HIRE SOMEONE REAL.
272
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:07,743
HIS WORDS.
273
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,310
OH, NICE.
274
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,311
"LOFT LIVING"?
275
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,834
I MEAN, I GUESS
HE'S RIGHT,
276
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,053
I NEVER
EDITED A MAGAZINE.
277
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:15,055
WELL, AS LONG
AS IT'S NOT
"TRUCKS WEEKLY."
278
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:22,671
OH, MY GOD.
279
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,716
IT'S NOT "TRUCKS WEEKLY."
280
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,849
"WEDDING BELLS"?
281
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:30,679
LULU, I OFFERED TO EDIT
A BRIDAL MAGAZINE.
282
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,682
IT'S A SHRINE
TO COMMITMENT,
AND I'M A SLUT.
283
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:36,380
I'M A FUCK SLUT
HALF-ORPHAN,
284
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,426
- AND I START WORK ON MONDAY.
- OH, SWEETIE.
285
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,299
YOU'RE NOT
AN ORPHAN.
286
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,363
SHIT!
287
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,712
[ elevator bell rings ]
288
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,725
Man:
MS. McGEE, I PRESUME.
289
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,293
IT'S PIPPA, PLEASE.
AND YOU ARE?
290
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,469
FRANK.
NO LAST NAME.
291
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,471
HMM. LIKE CHER?
292
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:24,820
WHO?
293
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:25,995
YOU KNOW, CHER?
294
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,693
- SHE'S FAMOUS?
- I'M KIDDING.
295
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,086
FUNNY.
[ laughs ]
296
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,696
WELL, THAT'S
GOOD. FUNNY'S GOOD
IN AN ASSISTANT,
297
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,046
'CAUSE I'M GONNA
BE YOURS.
298
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,395
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU FIRE ME.
299
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:35,918
PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME.
300
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,399
I'M AN UTTER DELIGHT
IN THE BOARDROOM,
I CAN ASSURE YOU.
301
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,836
"BOARD" BEING
THE OPERATIVE TERM.
302
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,794
NOW, EVERYONE'S WILDLY
EXCITED TO MEET YOU,
303
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,753
NEVER HAVING HEARD
OF YOU, OF COURSE.
304
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,798
WELL, LET'S PUT A PIN
IN THE TOUCHY-FEELY STUFF,
305
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,626
FOR THE MASSES AWAIT.
306
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,847
GOOD PANTS, BY THE WAY.
VERY SHOCK AND AWE.
307
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:56,939
SO THAT'S THE STORY.
[ laughs ]
308
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,462
MY DAD ASKED ME
TO FILL IN.
309
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:01,335
IT'S JUST TEMPORARY
UNTIL HE'S BACK ON HIS FEET.
310
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,990
THAT BEING SAID, I AM
COMMITTED TO MAKING
THE BEST OF THIS.
311
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,688
BUT... I GOTTA BE HONEST.
312
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:09,430
I MEAN, I SEE MARRIAGE
AS A KIND OF A PRISON.
313
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,954
IT'S A PLACE WHERE
FREEDOM AND CHOICE
314
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,914
- AND SENSUALITY GO TO DIE.
- [ cigarette lighter clicking ]
315
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,787
I MEAN, I'M STILL TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT WHY,
316
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,789
IN A WORLD OF CHOICE
317
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:23,139
AND FEMINISM AND
SERIAL MONOGAMY,
318
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,272
IN A CHAOTIC UNIVERSE
OF INFIDELITY
319
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:26,838
AND COUPLE'S COUNSELING,
320
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:30,146
IN A FRAGMENTED TOPOGRAPHY
OF DIVORCE AND NIHILISM,
321
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:33,802
WHY THE MODERN WOMAN
WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED.
322
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,370
I MEAN, TO ME, THESE
ARE VERY INTERESTING
QUESTIONS.
323
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,894
- [ smoke alarm beeping ]
- All: AH, OOH.
324
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,070
ANYWAY, I GUESS WHAT
I'M TRYING TO SAY IS,
325
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,637
LET'S PUSH
THE STATUS QUO,
326
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,552
BUT NOT BE PUSHED BY IT.
327
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,945
LET'S KEEP THINGS
IN PERSPECTIVE.
328
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,685
LET'S HAVE FUN.
329
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:48,948
Man:
I'LL CALL THEM.
330
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,474
[ dialing ]
331
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:57,957
[ ringing ]
332
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,567
BROOK CLINIC, HELLO?
333
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,612
LULU? CAN YOU HEAR ME?
334
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:02,744
VAGUELY.
335
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,659
MY GOD, IT WORKS!
I'M JANET JACKSON.
336
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:05,790
[ screams ]
337
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:06,966
OH, FIRST DAY, LADY.
338
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,576
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING
OVER THERE?
339
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,447
IT'S A TOTAL NIGHTMARE,
BUT I'M FAKING MY WAY
THROUGH IT.
340
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,448
THE WALLS ARE PINK,
341
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,494
AND I CAN'T SMOKE.
IT SUCKS.
342
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,365
WELL, YOU SOUND
VERY POSITIVE.
343
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,672
[ chuckles ]
UH, BAD TIME?
344
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,897
HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
345
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,203
EXCUSE ME?
346
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,813
DO YOU WANT YOUR MONEY
BACK FROM THE OTHER NIGHT?
347
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:29,771
Lulu over phone:
WHAT? HELLO?
348
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:30,859
[ dial tone ]
349
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,643
I'M ACTUALLY
SURPRISED
YOU REMEMBER.
350
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:35,516
I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
I WAS A LITTLE JET-LAGGED.
351
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:36,604
YOU WERE LOADED.
352
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:37,822
- TOMATO, TOMAHTO.
- RIGHT.
353
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,911
LET'S CALL
THE WHOLE THING OFF.
354
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,876
SO WHO THE HECK
IS PHILIPPA McGEE?
355
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,793
- YOU'RE IAN?
- I AM.
356
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,708
IAN GRAY?
MY DAD'S VICE PRESIDENT?
357
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,275
I TALKED TO HIM
THIS MORNING.
358
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,059
HE ASKED ME TO COME
DOWN AND SUPERVISE
THE FIRST FEW WEEKS,
359
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,278
MAKE SURE
YOU WERE SET UP.
360
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,584
WELL, HE SAID
HE TRUSTED ME
WITH THIS.
361
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:01,977
I THOUGHT
HE TRUSTED ME.
362
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,763
GUYS? I'M GONNA BE
IN THAT OFFICE RIGHT THERE.
363
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,939
FRANK? IS THIS DECAF?
364
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,811
- YES, SIR.
- DECAF?
365
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,813
LOOK, I'M SURE
HE TRUSTS YOU.
366
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,858
YOU'RE HIS DAUGHTER.
367
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:16,644
YOU'RE A GROWN-UP.
I'M SIMPLY HERE TO--
368
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,820
[ cell phone ringing
"Funkytown" ]
369
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:24,521
[ ringing stops ]
370
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,828
MEETING'S IN AN HOUR.
371
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,577
MS. NIGHTLY?
372
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,796
MS. I.P. NIGHT--
373
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,107
NOT FUNNY. THIS IS
A PLACE OF WORK.
374
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,630
I WAS WONDERING
ABOUT THE SPONGE.
375
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:47,805
DO YOU THINK
IT'S TOO DRIPPY?
376
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,720
OH, FOR YOU, PERHAPS
I'D SUGGEST SOMETHING
377
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,809
A LITTLE MORE PERMANENT,
LIKE NORPLANT.
378
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,725
FOLLOW ME.
379
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,945
DO YOU WANNA
GO TO LUNCH?
I'M THINKING SUSHI.
380
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,338
IT'S 10:30.
381
00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,513
YOUR POINT?
382
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:00,862
YOU'RE GOING BACK
TO THE OFFICE.
383
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,864
THERE'S A PROBLEM,
IT'S A LITTLE
COMPLICATED.
384
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,170
OH, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
385
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,824
IT IS ALWAYS
COMPLICATED, BUT, HONEY,
386
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,740
YOU ARE THE BOSS.
YOU'RE IN CHARGE.
387
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,699
JUST TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.
388
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:13,744
I HAVE INSTINCTS?
389
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,790
OH, YEAH, YOU ARE
ALL INSTINCT.
390
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,618
NOW GO.
I AM WATCHING.
391
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,707
WALK, PLEASE, WALK.
392
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,622
HEY, GUYS...
393
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:24,320
I JUST WANTED
TO LIAISON THIS WHOLE
394
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:27,454
MANAGEMENT SHUFFLE
SITUATION.
395
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:30,587
LOOK, WE ALL
KNOW THIS MAGAZINE'S
IN TROUBLE, ALL RIGHT?
396
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,675
WE NEED TO, ONE,
STRATEGIZE.
397
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,200
TWO, COMPROMISE.
THREE--
398
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,810
JAZZERCISE.
399
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,552
[ chuckles ]
400
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,770
THEORIZE.
401
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:44,166
ROXANNE, UH, COULD
YOU TELL US A LITTLE
BIT MORE ABOUT OUR READERS?
402
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,995
I MEAN, ASSUMING THAT
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
403
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:49,345
SECONDHAND SMOKE,
IAN, BUT THANK YOU
FOR ASKING.
404
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:52,957
OUR READERS ARE BETWEEN
THE AGES OF 24 AND 31,
405
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,612
ENGAGED,
PRIMARILY CAUCASIAN--
406
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,354
ENGAGED MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE
CHICKS BUY THIS MAGAZINE,
THAT'S A SHOCKER.
407
00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,616
[ stifled laugh ]
408
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,444
[ coughs ]
409
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,187
IS THIS, LIKE,
AMUSING... TO YOU?
410
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,407
I THINK PIPPA'S
A LITTLE JET-LAGGED.
411
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:08,930
NO, I'M JUST CURIOUS.
I MEAN, HAS ANYONE HERE
412
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:11,324
EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT DOING SOMETHING
RELEVANT FOR A CHANGE,
413
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,848
SOMETHING INVESTIGATIVE?
414
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,807
OKAY... DIVORCE
STATISTICS, DEATH OF
SEX IN MODERN MARRIAGE,
415
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,853
THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT,
WIFE BEATING--
416
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,202
THAT'S NOT OUR MAGAZINE.
417
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,899
WHY NOT?
418
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,945
WE'RE NOT RE-INVENTING
THE WHEEL HERE.
419
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,816
I DISAGREE.
THE WHEEL IS SQUEAKY.
420
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,079
IT'S RATTLING, AND IT'S
NOT A FRIGGIN' BUGGY!
421
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,646
I MEAN, "GIDDY UP
OLD YELLER,
422
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:32,649
LET'S MOSEY ON OVER
TO THE MONOGRAMMED
NAPKINS."
423
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,086
- OLD YELLER IS A DOG.
- COME ON!
424
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,523
LOOK, YOU WANT
TO DISCUSS A NEW DIRECTION,
425
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,220
FINE, WE'LL DO IT, BUT
NOT IN FRONT OF THE STAFF.
426
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,179
OH, WOW, YOU REALLY
LEARNED AT THE KNEE OF
MY FATHER, DIDN'T YOU?
427
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,224
YOU DON'T LISTEN, DO YOU?
428
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,444
I WANT A CHANCE
TO DO THIS BY MYSELF.
429
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,796
OKAY.
430
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,015
ANYWAY, IAN HAS AGREED
TO LEAVE ME ALONE.
431
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,234
AT LEAST
FOR THE FIRST ISSUE.
432
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,757
I TAKE IT
YOUR DAD
LIKES HIM.
433
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,716
TOTALLY. HE'S EVERYTHING
MY DAD WOULD LOVE.
434
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,718
HE JOGS FOR FUN.
435
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,851
HE TALKS ABOUT
MULTITASKING AND "LIAISING."
436
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,723
HELLO, THAT'S NOT A VERB.
437
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,507
ANYWAY, HE HAS
NO IMAGINATION.
438
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:08,032
I MEAN, WHAT IS WRONG
WITH A COVER SHOOT
AT THE SKY DECK?
439
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,860
INSURANCE.
ACCESS.
WEATHER--
440
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,166
OKAY, THAT DOESN'T COUNT,
YOU'RE A CONSULTANT.
441
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,385
YOU COULD FIND
A PROBLEM IN PARADISE
442
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,734
- IF GOD PAID YOU ENOUGH.
- MM-HMM.
443
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,649
OKAY, I'M SEEING
SOMETHING LIKE
444
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:16,954
LANDMARK KITSCH.
445
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,261
KIND OF...
POST-STRUCTURALIST.
446
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,828
BRIDAL BAUDRILLARD.
447
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,743
OH, YEAH, YOUR DAD
WILL LOVE IT.
448
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:25,659
HE'S OUT OF IT.
449
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,489
CERTAINLY MAKES
CONVERSATION EASIER.
450
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,015
Rachel:
OH, MY GOD,
WHAT IS THAT?
451
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,886
THIS IS A LESSON.
452
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:38,367
NEVER IMPULSE BUY
ON PEYOTE.
453
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,760
NO, NO, NO. I LOVE IT.
I LOVE IT. GIVE IT.
454
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:40,804
SOLD.
455
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:41,936
THANK YOU.
456
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,331
FUTONS ARE STILL
KINDA ZEN, RIGHT?
457
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:46,680
SURE. IF YOU'RE 12.
458
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:49,639
WHEN DID YOU GUYS
GET SO BOURGEOIS?
459
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,206
OH, SWEETIE.
YOU'RE AN ADULT.
460
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,512
YOU'RE ALLOWED
TO BUY A BED.
461
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,427
THIS IS GOOD.
462
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,733
- I'M FINE.
- GOOD.
463
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,822
POWER TO THE PEOPLE.
464
00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:01,434
OKAY, SNAPPY,
GROOVY, ONE WORD.
465
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,000
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH "WEDDING BELLS"?
466
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:05,089
TWO WORDS.
OKAY, "RING," "ROCK."
467
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,743
"I DO."
468
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:09,137
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S-- THAT'S TWO WORDS.
469
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,792
- SORRY.
- HI.
470
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,707
HI, I THOUGHT WE HAD
AN APPOINTMENT FOR NOON,
471
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,012
BUT IF THIS
IS A BAD TIME--
472
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:17,276
NO, NO. THIS IS
A REALLY GOOD TIME.
473
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,756
PLEASE COME IN.
474
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,628
HEMINGWAY JONES,
FREELANCE PHOTOGRAPHER?
475
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,194
OH, RIGHT.
OF COURSE.
476
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:24,805
FRANK, CAN YOU
GET ME A COFFEE?
477
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:27,938
GREAT NAME.
478
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:30,245
- THANKS, MY MOM WANTED
ME TO BE A WRITER.
- [ mouthing ]
479
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,334
HEMINGWAY'S
A BIG FAVORITE
OF MINE.
480
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:34,945
[ mouths ]
481
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:39,907
ME, TOO. HARD
TO LIVE UP TO, THOUGH.
482
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,648
RUNNING WITH THE BULLS
AND A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH.
483
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,693
THE FANTASY DIES HARD.
484
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,695
REALLY?
I WOULDN'T KNOW.
485
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:47,610
OH, YOU WOULDN'T?
486
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:52,093
- [ window squeaks ]
- DO YOU WANT
TO GET OUT OF HERE?
487
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,616
Hemingway:
I GOT SOME KITTENS,
488
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:55,792
SOME FIELDS OF FLOWERS
IN HERE SOMEWHERE. HANG ON.
489
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:57,664
Pippa:
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
490
00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,100
[ sighs ]
491
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:02,756
HONESTLY, WHY DO
YOU WANT TO WORK
AT "WEDDING BELLS"?
492
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:06,673
HONESTLY,
I JUST NEED THE MONEY.
493
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:08,762
WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
494
00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,633
WHY DO I DO IT?
IT'S JUST TEMPORARY.
495
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:11,939
I'M A TRAVEL WRITER.
496
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,420
SO, YOU'RE
NOT A BRIDAL FANATIC?
497
00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:16,117
I'M NOT
A BRIDAL ANYTHING.
498
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,945
HMM.
499
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:20,077
WHAT ABOUT LOVE?
TOGETHER FOREVER?
500
00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,383
"TWO HEARTS BEAT AS ONE"?
501
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:22,384
"YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE."
502
00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:23,733
"YOU DON'T SEND ME
FLOWERS ANYMORE."
503
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,039
"QUIT PLAYING GAMES
WITH MY HEART."
504
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,823
"OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN."
505
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:29,391
[ chuckles ]
506
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,001
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S TOTAL CHEESE.
507
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:34,831
I MEAN, FORGET THE RING.
I'D TAKE A MULTIPLE
ORGASM ANY DAY.
508
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:35,963
AMEN.
509
00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:40,141
[ phone rings ]
510
00:22:40,184 --> 00:22:41,664
GOOD AFTERNOON,
"WEDDING BELLS."
511
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,623
[ talking indistinctly ]
512
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:44,624
Roxanne:
MISS McGEE.
513
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,800
CAN WE GET
ONE THING STRAIGHT?
514
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:50,412
I RUN AD SALES.
AD SALES SELL ADS.
515
00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:51,848
NO ADS, NO MAGAZINE.
516
00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:54,024
WE MANUFACTURE ANXIETY
IN OUR READERS,
517
00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:55,722
AND, IN RESPONSE,
THEY PURCHASE.
518
00:22:55,765 --> 00:22:56,723
ROXANNE--
519
00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:58,028
SUFFICE TO SAY,
520
00:22:58,072 --> 00:23:01,554
I FIND YOUR RATHER WHIMSICAL
EDITORIAL DECISIONS
521
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:03,469
TO BE PROBLEMATIC.
522
00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:05,688
FOR EXAMPLE,
THE UPCOMING COVER SHOOT.
523
00:23:05,732 --> 00:23:09,257
WHILE I'M SURE YOU FIND
SATIN AND STEEL
524
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:12,652
TO BE A SASSY COMMENT
ON POST-MILLENNIAL NUPTIALS,
525
00:23:12,695 --> 00:23:14,131
BETTY CROCKER WILL NOT.
526
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,655
WELL, I'M NOT
WRITING FOR BETTY.
527
00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:16,656
THAT'S CORRECT.
528
00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:18,440
YOU'RE NOT WRITING.
529
00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:19,833
YOU'RE EDITING.
530
00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,312
AND HERE'S A THOUGHT.
531
00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:23,663
YOUR BLUSHING READERS
WANT THAT, TOO.
532
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:25,926
FRANK!
533
00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:28,798
"BAUHAUS BRIDE"?
534
00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:30,104
TOO WEIRD?
535
00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:32,193
ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
HOIST HER UP.
536
00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:33,324
RIGHT.
537
00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:35,414
WE WANT HER FLOATING,
VERY... ETHEREAL.
538
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,459
UH, I THINK
WE'VE GOT A BIT
OF A NIPPLE PROBLEM.
539
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:38,460
Man:
HANG ON.
540
00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:40,810
ARE YOU ALL ON CRACK?
541
00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:42,812
NO NIPPLES!
542
00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:43,813
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
543
00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:45,336
PROTECTING MY INTERESTS.
544
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,600
BIRKS, ASHLEY,
TUPPERWARE, TIFFANY'S--
545
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,602
ROXANNE, IT'S NOT
EXACTLY A BEAVER SHOT.
546
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:52,343
OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE,
PEOPLE, I WORK
ON COMMISSION.
547
00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:55,346
HELLO? AMATEUR HOUR.
548
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:56,826
COME HERE, HONEY.
549
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,045
COME ON DOWN--
[ screams ]
550
00:23:58,088 --> 00:23:59,699
- Man: WHOA! WHOA!
- EASY, EASY.
551
00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:02,963
OKAY, OKAY.
BRING HER DOWN NOW.
552
00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:04,443
COME HERE.
I HAVE SOME BAND-AIDS.
553
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:05,444
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
554
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,663
WHAT? BESIDES
THE HEROIN?
555
00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:09,404
GUYS, I CAN SEE
THE BAND-AIDS.
556
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,188
WAKE UP, YOU
TRACK-MARKED FISH STICK.
557
00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:12,451
[ groggily ]
DADDY?
558
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:14,670
OKAY, AL.
CRANK HER UP.
559
00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:16,106
FRANK, CALL
AN AMBULANCE.
560
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:17,804
RIGHT.
561
00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:19,196
Roxanne:
THE BAUHAUS BRIDE?
WHAT ABOUT THE DEAD BRIDE?
562
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,416
IS THAT EDGY ENOUGH
FOR YOU?
563
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,766
I NEED AN AMBULANCE
TO THE ROOF--
564
00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:24,811
WHERE ARE WE?
565
00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:26,639
ARE YOU--
ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS?
566
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,295
YES.
567
00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:32,775
OKAY. THAT'S ALL
I NEED TO HEAR.
568
00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:34,864
[ flash charging ]
569
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:42,698
Roxanne:
"'WEDDING BELLS' HAS BEEN
TAKEN OVER BY ALIENS.
570
00:24:42,742 --> 00:24:45,527
ALIENS FROM
A LOVELESS PLANET.
571
00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:46,789
A PLANET WHERE
HALF-NAKED ANOREXICS..."
572
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:48,312
MORNING.
573
00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:51,228
"DANGLE LIKE DROWNED WITCHES
FROM BEAMS OF STEEL.
574
00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:54,667
PERHAPS MISS McGEE
BELIEVES HER CYNICISM
575
00:24:54,710 --> 00:24:57,234
WILL STAND OUT
FROM THE CROWD,
BUT FRANKLY--"
576
00:24:57,278 --> 00:24:58,671
I'VE READ IT,
ALL RIGHT?
577
00:24:58,714 --> 00:25:00,847
"SHE'S JUST ANOTHER
ROCK 'N' ROLL GROUPIE
578
00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:03,937
WHO'S CRASHED
THE WRONG DAMN PARTY."
579
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:06,330
- ANY ADS PULLED YET?
- 11.
580
00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:07,680
UH, PHILIPPA?
581
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:11,640
PIPPA, PLEASE.
582
00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:15,209
I DON'T CARE.
GOOD-BYE.
583
00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:17,254
DON'T CARE
WHAT YOUR NAME IS.
584
00:25:17,298 --> 00:25:19,126
DON'T CARE
HOW MANY TIME ZONES
585
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:22,782
YOU SKIPPED THROUGH
IN YOUR ILLUSTRIOUS
FREELANCE TRAVEL CAREER...
586
00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:26,133
ROXANNE.
587
00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:29,005
ALL I CARE ABOUT
IS MAKING THIS
MAGAZINE A SUCCESS.
588
00:25:29,049 --> 00:25:30,441
LOOK, THE COVER'S NOT
WHAT I IMAGINED.
589
00:25:30,485 --> 00:25:32,008
I WAS THINKING ANGEL.
A FLOATING ANGEL.
590
00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:34,924
"GETTING WHAT
YOU'RE WORTH, A GUIDE
TO BULLETPROOF PRENUPS"?
591
00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,535
IT'S IMPORTANT
TO BE INFORMED.
592
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,014
"TEMPTATION HONEYMOON,
THE TALE OF A THREE-DAY
MARRIAGE."
593
00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:39,581
THAT'S A TRUE STORY.
594
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:40,756
[ magazine thuds ]
595
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,844
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
GIVE IT TO THE MAN.
596
00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:42,932
SERIOUSLY.
597
00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:44,543
BOB JACKMAN IS
JUST SITTING THERE,
598
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:45,674
WAITING FOR
THE RIGHT MOMENT,
599
00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:47,676
WHICH YOU JUST GAVE
TO HIM ON A PLATTER.
600
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,636
DO YOU NOT CARE
THAT YOUR FATHER'S ABOUT
TO LOSE HIS COMPANY?
601
00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:52,028
ALL HIS MAGAZINES?
602
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:53,682
BOB JACKMAN'S
A NEWSPAPER GUY.
603
00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:55,031
WELL, HE'S LOOKIN'
TO EXPAND.
604
00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:57,860
THE GUY'S COLLECTED
51% OF YOUR DAD'S STOCK.
605
00:25:59,122 --> 00:26:00,559
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
606
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:01,647
I DON'T GET IT.
607
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,170
I MEAN, YOU'RE
RUNNING THIS THING.
608
00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:04,737
YOU DON'T TALK
TO YOUR DAD. YOU
WON'T TALK TO ME.
609
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,608
IT'S...
610
00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:07,740
[ sighs ]
611
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:08,915
WHATEVER.
612
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:11,657
YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST CALL ME
WHEN IT'S OVER
613
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,962
'CAUSE THIS IS HORSESHIT.
614
00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:15,356
DAD, YOU SHOULD
HAVE TOLD ME.
615
00:26:15,399 --> 00:26:16,705
I TOLD YOU
I WAS IN TROUBLE.
616
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:18,881
WELL, YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME THAT IT
WAS EVERYTHING.
617
00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:20,579
I MEAN, I JUST
THOUGHT IT WAS
THE ONE MAGAZINE.
618
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:21,710
SO, WHAT?
619
00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:23,843
YOU COULD SCREW AROUND?
HAVE FUN?
620
00:26:23,886 --> 00:26:27,847
BE COOL AT A STUPID
WEDDING MAGAZINE?
621
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:30,023
IT WAS YOUR MOTHER'S
622
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:32,852
I THOUGHT MAYBE
THAT'D BE ENOUGH.
623
00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:48,607
Woman over P.A.:
JENNIFER NELSON, 2364.
JENNIFER NELSON, 2364.
624
00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:53,655
YOU KNOW, THE WORST PART,
THE MOST EMBARRASSING PART
625
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:56,615
IS THAT I ACTUALLY THOUGHT
IT WAS GONNA BE GOOD.
626
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:58,399
AND I JUST END UP
DISAPPOINTING HIM.
627
00:26:58,442 --> 00:26:59,443
ALL RIGHT, PIPPA,
COME ON.
628
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:01,402
YOU CAN DO THIS.
YOU JUST NEED HELP.
629
00:27:01,445 --> 00:27:04,100
YOU SURROUND YOURSELF
WITH THE MOST BORING
PEOPLE YOU KNOW
630
00:27:04,144 --> 00:27:07,713
AND YOU JUST
JOIN THE STATUS QUO
FOR A FEW MONTHS.
631
00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:09,323
JUST LIKE THAT, HUH?
632
00:27:09,366 --> 00:27:12,108
WELL, I NEED
A PARTNER IN CRIME
AND IT'S YOU, SO.
633
00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:13,806
DON'T MAKE ME BEG.
634
00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:17,679
THE MOST BORING PERSON
I KNOW.
635
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,550
CAN I HELP YOU?
636
00:27:19,594 --> 00:27:20,682
COFFEE?
637
00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:21,988
WHEAT GRASS?
638
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:26,253
I NEED YOUR HELP.
639
00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:28,255
LOOK, I SCREWED UP.
I'M SORRY.
640
00:27:28,298 --> 00:27:31,040
IAN, PLEASE, I NEED
TO MAKE THIS WORK.
641
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:32,694
"MARRIAGE IS
A TERRIBLE GAMBLE,
642
00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:35,349
YET WE PERSIST
OUT OF SHEER LACK
OF IMAGINATION."
643
00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:36,829
I MEAN, WHAT KIND
OF EDITOR WRITES THAT?
644
00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:38,787
IT'S A WEDDING MAGAZINE.
645
00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:40,615
LOOK, THERE'S NOT A LOT
OF IRONY IN THESE MAGAZINES.
646
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,138
I'M DOWN WITH THAT.
647
00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:44,793
LOOK, IAN,
I'M SORRY. PLEASE.
648
00:27:46,795 --> 00:27:48,057
[ watch beeps ]
649
00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:49,711
ALL RIGHT.
650
00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:51,887
I TELL YOU WHAT.
IF YOU CAN GET YOUR
STAFF BACK ON BOARD,
651
00:27:51,931 --> 00:27:53,149
IF YOU CAN GET THEM
TO TRUST YOU,
652
00:27:53,193 --> 00:27:55,195
RESPECT YOU MAYBE?
653
00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:56,892
- LET ME KNOW.
- [ watch beeps ]
654
00:27:58,111 --> 00:28:00,026
OKAY, THEN. TOMORROW.
SAME TIME, SAME PLACE?
655
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:03,159
[ breathing heavily ]
656
00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:04,770
UGH!
657
00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:07,860
MY BOOBS HURT.
658
00:28:11,559 --> 00:28:13,779
♪ SKATING ON THIN ICE
659
00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:16,825
♪ TRYIN' TO TOE THE LINE
660
00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:19,349
♪ NO MORE ROCKIN' THE BOAT
661
00:28:19,393 --> 00:28:22,570
♪ LOOK WHO'S ON YOUR SIDE
662
00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:25,051
HEY, HEY.
LET ME HELP YOU HERE.
663
00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:27,140
OKAY, THANKS.
664
00:28:29,316 --> 00:28:30,534
Ian:
PITA.
665
00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:31,710
GO. PEE.
666
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,450
[ barks ]
667
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:35,148
GO.
668
00:28:35,191 --> 00:28:36,671
[ barks ]
669
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:39,065
PIPPA, IT'S 8:00
IN THE MORNING.
670
00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:40,675
IT'S BARELY
AN OFFENSE,
671
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,591
COMPARED TO THE BUTT-UGLY THING
ON THE END OF THAT LEASH.
672
00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:44,679
I HATE THIS DOG.
673
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:45,941
EX-GIRLFRIEND'S?
674
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:47,682
[ barking ]
675
00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:50,641
OKAY, I'M THE BOSS.
676
00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:54,036
ERGO, I AM FAIR,
THOUGHTFUL, DECISIVE,
AND GENEROUS.
677
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,212
LOOK, YOU WANT TO BE ABLE
TO ASK FOR THE MOON.
678
00:28:56,256 --> 00:29:00,086
SO, YOU CREATE AN ENVIRONMENT
THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOY.
679
00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:02,262
THE STAFF WORKS LATER,
680
00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:04,830
HARDER AND SMARTER.
681
00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:06,788
WOW, YOU SOUND
LIKE THE MAN.
682
00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:09,443
I AM THE MAN.
683
00:29:09,486 --> 00:29:10,879
- COME ON.
- [ barking ]
684
00:29:12,228 --> 00:29:14,491
YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
I'M WRITING THAT DOWN.
685
00:29:15,536 --> 00:29:17,668
OKAY, ROXANNE,
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
686
00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:19,845
I WAS THINKING
OF A SHIRTLESS GROOM,
687
00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:21,411
POPPING OUT
OF A WEDDING CAKE.
688
00:29:21,455 --> 00:29:22,804
SHIRTLESS GROOM.
689
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,856
[ chattering ]
690
00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:35,469
HERE YOU GO.
CAREFUL, IT'S HOT.
691
00:29:37,601 --> 00:29:38,777
RIGHT THERE.
692
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:42,302
[ speaking indistinctly ]
693
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,049
YOU'VE GOTTA
KNOW MORE ABOUT
694
00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:52,225
YOUR SUBJECT MATTER
THAN ANYONE ELSE.
695
00:29:52,268 --> 00:29:54,793
I SHOULD GET MARRIED
AND CHARGE IT
TO THE MAGAZINE.
696
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,451
OH, STORAGE SOLUTION.
THAT'S SEXY.
697
00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:04,411
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BUY IT, JUST
HAVE TO SELL IT.
698
00:30:09,155 --> 00:30:10,591
HOLD UP.
699
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,855
I CAN'T.
I'VE GOT A THING.
700
00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:15,335
I'M COMING IN.
701
00:30:17,685 --> 00:30:19,774
OKAY. COVER SHOT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
702
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:20,949
UH...
703
00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,344
BORING.
704
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,782
IT'S BORING.
I DON'T KNOW.
705
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,566
I GUESS...
706
00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:30,829
YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT REALLY SURE
707
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,656
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING
TO SAY HERE. IT'S...
708
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,006
IT'S BIG, IT'S PUFFY,
IT'S WHITE--
709
00:30:34,049 --> 00:30:35,790
OH, MY GOD,
IT'S A FANTASY.
710
00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,272
NUPTIAL BLISS.
A DAY TO REMEMBER.
711
00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:43,102
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
MEMORIES THAT LAST
A LIFETIME.
712
00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:44,973
I'M IN A TOWN CAR
WITH A MAGIC 8-BALL.
713
00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:47,410
OKAY, LOOK, JUST PICK
A THEME AND COMMIT.
714
00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:50,674
YOU EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT A FOCUS GROUP?
715
00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:53,373
JUST GET
SOME PEOPLE TOGETHER,
PEOPLE YOU TRUST,
716
00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:56,419
ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT
TO SEE, AND JUST...
INTERPRET IT.
717
00:30:57,464 --> 00:30:59,640
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
GET OUT.
718
00:31:02,077 --> 00:31:03,252
SO...
719
00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:04,601
IS THAT
THE EX-GIRLFRIEND?
720
00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:08,257
EX-WIFE. IT'S...
COMPLICATED.
721
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,217
I LIKE HER.
722
00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:15,786
ROCK STAR, MODEL,
V.J., SPY?
723
00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:18,311
SURGEON.
724
00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:20,879
- BREAK A LEG.
- MM-HMM.
725
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,119
MARTINIQUE WAS FABULOUS,
BUT WE WERE SO EXHAUSTED,
726
00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:45,773
WE COULD BARELY
MAKE IT TO THE BEACH.
727
00:31:45,816 --> 00:31:47,731
OPENING PRESENTS,
VERY TIRING.
728
00:31:47,775 --> 00:31:48,863
Pippa:
THROWING THE HEAVY BOUQUET.
729
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,865
HA-HA.
YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
730
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,867
COMMITMENT TAKES
WORK, PIPPA.
731
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,651
YOU'RE STILL MAD
AT ME.
732
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:57,524
I'M MARRIED.
SERENE. I'M OVER IT.
733
00:31:57,567 --> 00:31:59,918
YOU WANNA START
WITHOUT RACHEL?
734
00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:01,397
OH, FUCK ME!
735
00:32:01,441 --> 00:32:04,052
THE FUCKING ARTICHOKE DIP'S
ON FUCKING FIRE AGAIN!
736
00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:06,707
TYING THE KNOT HASN'T
TURNED JANE INTO A COOK.
737
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,623
GUESS SHE
CAN'T REGISTER
FOR THAT YET.
738
00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,842
YEAH, WE CAN SAVE IT.
739
00:32:11,886 --> 00:32:13,844
- [ whispering ]
I'M NOT EATING IT.
- NEITHER AM I.
740
00:32:13,888 --> 00:32:15,977
NO, IT MUST HAVE
ONLY BEEN AROUND
300 THREAD COUNT.
741
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,370
I MEAN, THEY DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE EGYPTIAN COTTON.
742
00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:18,806
OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
743
00:32:18,849 --> 00:32:20,286
NO, YOU CAN'T.
YOU JUST CAN'T.
744
00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:21,852
OKAY. NOW THAT
WE ALL KNOW THAT
745
00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:23,854
MARTINIQUE KICKS
FIJI'S ASS,
746
00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:25,204
WELCOME TO
THE MEANING OF LIFE.
747
00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:27,771
I TAKE IT YOU GUYS
ALL SAW MY FIRST ISSUE?
748
00:32:27,815 --> 00:32:29,034
[ clapping ]
749
00:32:29,077 --> 00:32:30,861
ARMAGEDDON
WITH SNIFF INSERTS.
750
00:32:30,905 --> 00:32:32,820
OKAY, WELL,
I PREPARED
SOME QUESTIONS.
751
00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:34,082
Lulu:
I GOT ONE.
752
00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:40,262
I'M 31, RIGHT? SO,
HERE'S MY QUESTION--
753
00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:42,612
IF I SEE ONE MORE
PERKY-BREASTED,
754
00:32:42,656 --> 00:32:44,614
LOFT-LIVING, SIZE TWO,
YUMMY MUMMY
755
00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:46,921
PUSHING A PRAM WITH
HER SKATEBOARDING
HUSBAND,
756
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,836
AM I ALLOWED
TO KILL MYSELF?
757
00:32:51,012 --> 00:32:53,014
HONEY, YOU'RE
A VERY YOUNG 31.
758
00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:55,277
OH, I ONLY
GOT MARRIED
LAST MONTH.
759
00:32:55,321 --> 00:32:57,627
MATURE BRIDES ARE
INCREASINGLY COMMON.
760
00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:00,979
HOLY SHIT,
YOU ACTUALLY FEEL
SORRY FOR US?
761
00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:06,071
OKAY. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S JUST SAY
LOVE IS A GIVEN.
762
00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:07,768
I MEAN, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH SHACKING UP?
763
00:33:07,811 --> 00:33:08,725
I MEAN,
WHY DO YOU NEED
764
00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:10,075
THE LACE AND
THE PLACE CARDS?
765
00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:11,902
DID YOU SEE THE LACE
ON MY DRESS?
766
00:33:11,946 --> 00:33:14,644
I MEAN,
BLIND BELGIAN NUNS
TATTING AWAY
767
00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:16,907
WITH THEIR...
LITTLE BLIND FINGERS...
768
00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:18,561
HELLO,
BETTER TAX BREAKS?
769
00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:20,041
Woman:
OH, COME ON.
I'M A DYKE,
770
00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:21,216
AND EVEN I WANT
TO DO IT.
771
00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:23,088
[ doorbell rings ]
772
00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:25,829
I MEAN, HAVEN'T
YOU GUYS EVER WANTED
TO GET MARRIED?
773
00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:27,744
NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT
THE BIG WHITE DRESS?
774
00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:30,573
I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT
THE BIG WHITE DRESS.
775
00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:32,358
WHAT? I'M A VERY
VISUAL PERSON.
776
00:33:32,401 --> 00:33:34,534
GUYS, GUYS,
I'M SO SORRY.
777
00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:36,666
OKAY. TAKE RACHEL--
778
00:33:36,710 --> 00:33:38,233
SENSIBLE, MODERN,
AMBITIOUS RACHEL.
779
00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:41,541
DOES RACHEL REALLY NEED
THIS FUTILE DISPLAY
OF COMMITMENT?
780
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:42,890
WELL, ACTUALLY--
781
00:33:42,933 --> 00:33:44,196
DOES RACHEL REALLY WANT
TO TIE HERSELF FINANCIALLY
782
00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:45,936
TO SOME POET
WHO MAKES $3 A YEAR?
783
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,634
HEY, THAT'S A PHASE.
IT'S TRANSITIONAL.
784
00:33:47,677 --> 00:33:49,157
DOES RACHEL REALLY NEED
A PIECE OF PAPER TO
SHOW THE WORLD
785
00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:50,767
WHO SHE LOVES?
786
00:33:50,811 --> 00:33:51,855
MM-MMM.
787
00:33:51,899 --> 00:33:53,422
GUYS...
788
00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:56,077
SIMON ASKED ME
TO MARRY HIM.
789
00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:57,339
[ all gasping ]
790
00:33:57,383 --> 00:33:59,820
- ON MY WAY OVER HERE.
- [ screaming ]
791
00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:01,822
I TOLD HIM
I WAS COMING
OVER HERE
792
00:34:01,865 --> 00:34:03,258
TO TALK ABOUT
BEING SINGLE, RIGHT?
793
00:34:03,302 --> 00:34:05,826
AND HE SAID
THAT HE'D BEEN
THINKING...
794
00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:07,610
AND HE DIDN'T WANT
TO BE SINGLE ANYMORE.
795
00:34:07,654 --> 00:34:08,698
All:
AWW!
796
00:34:08,742 --> 00:34:10,570
IT'S ALMOST AS IF
THIS FOCUS GROUP
797
00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:13,660
PROMPTED HIM TO--
I DON'T KNOW, TO ASK.
798
00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:15,140
ANYWAYS...
799
00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:16,489
WAY TO GO, PIP.
800
00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:17,751
Woman:
THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
801
00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:19,840
Pippa:
I MEAN,
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
802
00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:21,711
WE WERE GOING
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
803
00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:23,626
I MEAN, WE WERE,
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US.
804
00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:25,324
WE WERE GOING
TO TAKE OVER
THE GODDAMN WORLD.
805
00:34:25,367 --> 00:34:28,675
SO WHAT,
MARRIED CHICKS CAN'T
TAKE OVER THE WORLD?
806
00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:31,808
WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY
AT THE FRONT
OF THEIR MIND.
807
00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:33,158
I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE MYSELF,
YOU KNOW.
808
00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,463
I DON'T WANT
TO JUST DISAPPEAR.
809
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:35,682
OKAY, JUST BECAUSE
YOUR DAD IS A DICK,
810
00:34:35,725 --> 00:34:37,466
DOESN'T MEAN EVERY GUY
WANTS TO CONTROL YOU.
811
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:40,556
- OKAY, OPRAH.
- LUKE DOESN'T WANT
TO CONTROL ME.
812
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,297
LUKE...
813
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:43,951
LUKE TENENBAUM?
814
00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:46,997
WHAT'S TO CONTROL?
YOU GUYS HAVE SEX
ONCE A WEDDING, RIGHT?
815
00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:53,656
I WATCHED MY MOM
TILL I WAS 13.
816
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:56,703
MY DAD RUNS AN EMPIRE,
MY MOM RUNS A HOUSEHOLD.
817
00:34:56,746 --> 00:34:58,705
SHE STARTED
"WEDDING BELLS."
818
00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:00,576
YEAH, THEN SHE DIED.
819
00:35:08,715 --> 00:35:11,283
PIP, WE DON'T HAVE
TO GET MARRIED.
820
00:35:11,326 --> 00:35:13,894
WHAT? AND MISS
THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF MY LIFE?
821
00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:22,685
YOU NEED TO GET LAID.
822
00:35:24,383 --> 00:35:26,602
YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
823
00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:29,301
[ slow-tempo music playing ]
824
00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:30,867
YOU COULDN'T SLEEP,
COULD YOU?
825
00:35:33,827 --> 00:35:36,786
PROBABLY TOSSING
AND TURNING.
826
00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:38,875
"WHY DIDN'T I CALL
THAT GUY BACK?
827
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,313
♪ EVERYBODY
828
00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,797
♪ UNDERSTAND
829
00:35:47,841 --> 00:35:49,016
SEEMS NICE.
830
00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:51,192
NOT TOO SHORT...
831
00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:53,107
A LITTLE ARTSY,
BUT...
832
00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:56,676
AT LEAST
HE'S NOT AFRAID
TO TAKE A CHANCE."
833
00:35:57,677 --> 00:36:00,070
MMM...
834
00:36:00,114 --> 00:36:03,770
NO, I COULD NEVER
DATE SOMEBODY
I WORK WITH.
835
00:36:05,598 --> 00:36:07,730
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THE DATING.
836
00:36:07,774 --> 00:36:10,385
NEITHER DO I.
837
00:36:10,429 --> 00:36:11,691
HMM.
838
00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,823
BUT...
839
00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:15,608
WHAT IF...
840
00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:17,871
MM-MM-MM.
841
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,397
WHAT IF I DIDN'T KNOW?
842
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:30,536
WHAT IF...
843
00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:35,715
IT WAS A DARK...
844
00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:41,460
MYSTERIOUS...
845
00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:48,728
MYSTERY?
846
00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:52,601
- MYSTERIOUS MYSTERY?
- SHH.
847
00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:54,560
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
848
00:36:54,603 --> 00:36:58,999
♪ UNDERSTAND, THIS COULD ALL
COME TO AN END ♪
849
00:36:59,042 --> 00:37:02,394
♪ UNDERSTAND.
850
00:37:02,437 --> 00:37:05,223
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHO THIS IS, DO YOU?
851
00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:17,278
I COULDN'T
REALLY SAY
FOR SURE.
852
00:37:19,759 --> 00:37:22,327
[ vocalizing ]
853
00:37:24,677 --> 00:37:26,548
DOESN'T IT SMELL
GREAT OUT HERE?
854
00:37:26,592 --> 00:37:27,767
WHAT WAS THAT?
855
00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:29,464
ALL EARTH
AND GRASS AND SWEAT?
856
00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:31,336
ZYBAN, VALIUM...
857
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:33,686
I'M ON FIRE!
THESE BUSINESS
BITCHES ARE TOAST!
858
00:37:33,729 --> 00:37:35,296
I THINK FRANK'S FOUND
HIS TEAM SPORT.
859
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:37,603
WE REALLY ARE PLAYING
LIKE A TEAM, AREN'T WE?
860
00:37:37,646 --> 00:37:39,822
NO, YOU DON'T.
NOT ON MY WATCH
YOU DON'T! NO, SIR!
861
00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:41,215
- WHOO!
- ROXANNE!
862
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,782
OKAY, WHAT'S WRONG?
863
00:37:42,825 --> 00:37:45,001
WELL, AD SALES ARE
UP, BUT I'D SAY
SHE'S GETTING LAID.
864
00:37:45,045 --> 00:37:46,916
IS THAT THE SECRET
TO YOUR GOOD HUMOR,
ROXANNE?
865
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,309
HMM! JEALOUS.
866
00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:49,745
NEXT ISSUE--
PICK A THEME YET?
867
00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:51,791
A THEME, RIGHT.
868
00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,662
[ Hemingway whistles ]
PIPPA!
869
00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:56,230
Frank:
YEAH, WE'RE THE NEW SCHOOL.
870
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,841
- MYSTERIOUS MYSTERY.
- EXCUSE ME?
871
00:37:58,885 --> 00:38:00,539
PIPPA, HONEY,
WAKE UP!
872
00:38:00,582 --> 00:38:01,801
I GOT IT!
873
00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:05,674
[ cheering ]
874
00:38:07,067 --> 00:38:08,851
PICK A THEME
AND COMMIT, RIGHT?
875
00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:10,070
YES!
876
00:38:23,170 --> 00:38:25,607
HEY, LULU, IT'S ME.
877
00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:28,349
- EXCUSE ME?
LUKE IS MAKING YOU DINNER?
- [ elevator bell rings ]
878
00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:34,790
THIS BUILDING IS
WAY TOO EXPENSIVE.
879
00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:37,793
IT'S A LEASE.
WE LOSE THE BUILDING,
880
00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:39,491
MOVE THE WHOLE
OPERATION UP
TO SCARBOROUGH.
881
00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:40,709
EXCUSE ME.
IS THERE SOMETHING
882
00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:42,798
YOU WANT TO SHARE
WITH ME HERE?
883
00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:45,758
TELLING YOU--
McGEE HAS TOTALLY LOST
HIS GROOVE.
884
00:38:45,801 --> 00:38:47,760
- SEEN THE LATEST
WEDDING ISSUE?
- HAVE I?
885
00:38:47,803 --> 00:38:50,719
[ chuckles ]
TALK ABOUT INMATES
TAKING OVER THE ASYLUM.
886
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:52,765
- I WANT TO GET BACK INTO
THE NICHE MARKET, YOU KNOW?
- MM-HMM.
887
00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:56,029
- "MONSTER TRUCKS,"
"BEER WEEKLY."
- EXACTLY.
888
00:38:56,072 --> 00:38:57,509
BRING IN SOME YO-HO.
889
00:38:57,552 --> 00:38:59,859
THROW HIM A FEW BUCKS. TELL
HIM TO WRITE ABOUT BEER.
890
00:38:59,902 --> 00:39:01,339
GENIUS.
891
00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:05,865
SO, JACK WAS IN
THE ELEVATOR.
892
00:39:05,908 --> 00:39:07,214
HE'S PICKING APART
THE BUILDING,
893
00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:09,695
HE'S TALKING
ABOUT THE COMPANY
LIKE HE OWNS IT.
894
00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:10,739
PIPPA,
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
895
00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:13,176
I'M TRYING SO HARD
TO PLEASE MY DAD.
896
00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:16,571
BUT I JUST...
END UP DISAPPOINTING HIM.
LIKE ALWAYS.
897
00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:19,226
IT'S REALLY STARTING
TO WEAR ME DOWN.
898
00:39:19,269 --> 00:39:20,793
AND THEN, THIS GUY--
899
00:39:20,836 --> 00:39:23,361
PIPPA, LOOK AT ME.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
900
00:39:23,404 --> 00:39:25,232
I MEAN, IF YOUR DAD'S
NOT GOING TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT THIS STUFF,
901
00:39:25,275 --> 00:39:26,755
THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO.
902
00:39:28,757 --> 00:39:30,977
I'M SORRY.
I PROBABLY WRECKED
YOUR NIGHT.
903
00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:33,719
YOU DIDN'T WRECK
MY NIGHT.
904
00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:35,198
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
905
00:39:35,242 --> 00:39:36,722
JUST MOWING THE LAWN.
906
00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:38,201
IAN.
907
00:39:38,245 --> 00:39:39,812
I WAS AT A RAVE.
908
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:43,119
- COME ON.
- POKER NIGHT.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
909
00:39:43,163 --> 00:39:44,512
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME
YOU HAD A REALLY GOOD HAND.
910
00:39:44,556 --> 00:39:48,342
- ROYAL FLUSH.
- OH, GOD. I'M SORRY.
911
00:39:49,604 --> 00:39:51,563
HEY, IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT.
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD...
912
00:39:51,606 --> 00:39:53,303
I KNOW-- WORK LATER,
HARDER, SMARTER.
913
00:39:53,347 --> 00:39:55,131
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING.
TAKE THE NIGHT OFF.
914
00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:57,395
GO... SEE YOUR GUY.
915
00:39:59,745 --> 00:40:00,833
MY GUY?
916
00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:03,531
THAT... GUY.
917
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,316
HE'S NOT MY GUY.
918
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,927
OH, REALLY?
919
00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:09,319
I DON'T DO THAT.
920
00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:10,712
- DO WHAT?
- YOU KNOW.
921
00:40:10,756 --> 00:40:12,714
- NO.
- RELATIONSHIPS.
922
00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:14,281
OH.
923
00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:15,804
I SEE.
924
00:40:19,852 --> 00:40:22,768
ANYWAY, I'M JUST GOING
TO STAY A BIT AND GO
THROUGH THESE MOCK-UPS.
925
00:40:22,811 --> 00:40:24,639
BUT, THANK YOU.
SERIOUSLY.
926
00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:29,339
HEY...
927
00:40:29,383 --> 00:40:31,167
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT,
OKAY?
928
00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:35,563
YEAH, YOU, TOO.
929
00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:53,712
DAD.
930
00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:54,669
YOU SHOULD HAVE
CALLED ME.
931
00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:57,716
IT'S OKAY. WE--
WE TOOK A CAB.
932
00:40:57,759 --> 00:40:58,978
SUZANNE...
933
00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:00,196
IF YOU WANT
TO GRAB THE BAGS...
934
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,676
DAD, I CAN
DO THIS, OKAY?
935
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,330
WE DON'T NEED
A NURSE. NO OFFENSE.
936
00:41:03,373 --> 00:41:06,986
OH, I SUSPECT
YOUR HANDS ARE
FULL THESE DAYS.
937
00:41:07,029 --> 00:41:09,684
MALCOLM TOLD ME
YOU HAD A CONFERENCE
THIS WEEKEND.
938
00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:11,599
I THINK IT'S BEST
IF SOMEONE'S WITH HIM.
939
00:41:11,643 --> 00:41:13,253
I DON'T NEED TO GO.
940
00:41:13,296 --> 00:41:15,037
IT'S-- IT'S FINE.
JUST GO TO
THE CONFERENCE.
941
00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:16,822
WE'LL BE FINE.
942
00:41:18,606 --> 00:41:20,129
OKAY.
943
00:41:20,173 --> 00:41:21,783
WELCOME HOME.
944
00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:23,959
[ clock ringing ]
945
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,487
[ tires squeal ]
946
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:33,665
[ brakes screech ]
947
00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:39,975
YOU'RE NOT ROXANNE.
948
00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:42,151
I SUPPOSE THAT'S
A SLIGHT CONSOLATION.
949
00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:44,023
AREN'T I SUPPOSED
TO BE DRIVING HER
TO NIAGARA FALLS?
950
00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:45,372
I-- I THINK
THAT'S RIGHT.
951
00:41:45,415 --> 00:41:47,461
YES. SADLY,
THERE'S A CONFLICT.
952
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:48,854
WEDDING EXPO
IN NIAGARA FALLS,
953
00:41:48,897 --> 00:41:50,812
ADVERTISING CONFERENCE
IN KINGSTON.
954
00:41:50,856 --> 00:41:52,205
SHE DIDN'T TELL ME.
955
00:41:53,423 --> 00:41:54,947
SHE FORGOT.
956
00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:03,651
Ian: YOU DO REALIZE
YOU'RE AN HOUR
AND A HALF LATE?
957
00:42:03,695 --> 00:42:06,872
TAKE IT, PRADA BOY
OPERATES BY SUNDIAL.
958
00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:11,616
I WAS ONLY LIKE... OH, SHIT.
959
00:42:11,659 --> 00:42:12,878
SORRY.
960
00:42:12,921 --> 00:42:14,488
BUT WE'RE NOT LATE.
961
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,924
YOU GOT
YOUR SPEECH READY?
962
00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:18,579
IT'S INFORMAL,
RIGHT? IT'S LIKE,
MEET AND GREET.
963
00:42:24,846 --> 00:42:27,545
OH, MY GOD.
KEYNOTE SPEAKER?
964
00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:30,373
WHAT THE HEY
AM I GOING
TO TALK ABOUT?
965
00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:32,985
I GUESS I COULD TALK ABOUT
BEING A BRIDESMAID,
966
00:42:33,028 --> 00:42:34,682
BUT I NEVER
REMEMBER IT.
967
00:42:34,726 --> 00:42:36,945
Ian:
THAT'S A PROMISING THESIS
STATEMENT. TAKE A LEFT.
968
00:42:36,989 --> 00:42:38,730
OTHER LEFT.
969
00:42:46,085 --> 00:42:48,043
Pippa:
WHAT IS IT WITH
YOU AND THE ANTIQUES?
970
00:42:48,087 --> 00:42:50,872
REMINDS ME
OF SOMETHING.
971
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:52,787
WHAT? A HOT NIGHT
WITH LAURA INGALLS?
972
00:42:54,702 --> 00:42:56,965
YOU DON'T SEE
THE POSSIBILITIES
IN THIS BED?
973
00:42:57,966 --> 00:42:59,707
YOU KNOW,
I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
974
00:42:59,751 --> 00:43:01,274
AN ADVENTUROUS PERSON
LIKE YOURSELF...
975
00:43:02,841 --> 00:43:04,582
GOOD MATTRESS, TOO.
976
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:06,888
ASSUMING
YOU LIKE THEM HARD.
[ chuckles ]
977
00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:10,022
UM...
978
00:43:10,065 --> 00:43:11,589
YEAH.
979
00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:13,634
[ cuckoo clock chiming ]
980
00:43:13,678 --> 00:43:15,767
WELL, THEN YOU'LL...
981
00:43:15,810 --> 00:43:17,159
LIKE THIS ONE.
982
00:43:17,203 --> 00:43:18,291
DON'T YOU HAVE A BED?
983
00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:21,424
IT WAS MY EX-WIFE'S.
SHE WANTED IT BACK.
984
00:43:23,209 --> 00:43:24,689
YOU DIDN'T GET
ANOTHER ONE?
985
00:43:24,732 --> 00:43:27,692
I'M LOOKING.
ALL RIGHT?
986
00:43:27,735 --> 00:43:29,215
WELL, YOU SHOULD
GET THIS ONE.
IT'S COOL. I LIKE IT.
987
00:43:29,258 --> 00:43:31,913
YOU READY?
988
00:43:31,957 --> 00:43:34,612
OH, I GET IT.
YOU GOTTA MEASURE THE BED,
MEASURE THE SPACE.
989
00:43:34,655 --> 00:43:35,743
COMPARISON SHOPPING.
990
00:43:35,787 --> 00:43:37,049
YEAH, YEAH.
COME ON.
991
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,578
- YOU THINK YOU
KNOW HOW I LIVE?
- YOU'RE A NUMBERS GUY.
992
00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,798
YOU GO TO BED AT 11:00.
YOU WAKE UP AT 7:00.
993
00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:49,670
YOU RUN FIVE MILES,
YOU SAVE 10%.
994
00:43:49,714 --> 00:43:51,367
YOU PROBABLY GOT THAT
FROM YOUR DAD.
995
00:43:51,411 --> 00:43:53,761
AND YOU GET
THE ANTIQUES THING
FROM YOUR OLD-MONEY MOM.
996
00:43:53,805 --> 00:43:55,676
THEY MAKE YOU
FEEL COMFORTABLE
997
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,765
IN A COLD, COLD WORLD.
998
00:43:57,809 --> 00:44:00,681
I BET YOU STILL SLEEP
ON YOUR FUTON
FROM COLLEGE.
999
00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:01,943
[ scoffs ]
1000
00:44:01,987 --> 00:44:03,205
I DO NOT.
1001
00:44:03,249 --> 00:44:04,816
OVER DADDY'S GARAGE.
1002
00:44:05,817 --> 00:44:06,818
HE TOLD YOU?
1003
00:44:06,861 --> 00:44:09,124
IT'S A LUCKY GUESS.
1004
00:44:09,168 --> 00:44:11,387
Man over P.A.:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1005
00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:15,174
WELCOME TO THE INDUSTRY'S
PREMIERE BRIDAL EXPO.
1006
00:44:15,217 --> 00:44:17,393
WE'RE GOING TO KICK
OFF THE FESTIVITIES
1007
00:44:17,437 --> 00:44:20,483
WITH OUR KEYNOTE SPEAKER,
PHILIPPA McGEE,
1008
00:44:20,527 --> 00:44:24,618
BRAND-NEW EDITOR
OF "WEDDING BELLS"MAGAZINE.
1009
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,664
[ clapping ]
1010
00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:35,977
- HI.
- [ feedback whining ]
1011
00:44:37,065 --> 00:44:39,720
Pippa:
SORRY. HA.
1012
00:44:39,764 --> 00:44:41,722
OKAY...
1013
00:44:41,766 --> 00:44:44,333
CAN I JUST LEVEL
WITH YOU?
1014
00:44:44,377 --> 00:44:46,118
I HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED.
1015
00:44:46,161 --> 00:44:47,641
I'VE NEVER EVEN
HAD A RELATIONSHIP
1016
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,730
THAT LASTED LONGER
THAN A MONTH.
1017
00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:52,080
I'VE NEVER EDITED
A MAGAZINE.
1018
00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:54,822
I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT TWICE
ABOUT DIAMONDS OR VEILS
1019
00:44:54,866 --> 00:44:56,476
OR HONEYMOONS.
1020
00:44:56,519 --> 00:44:58,826
BUT I TOOK THIS JOB
FOR MY FATHER.
1021
00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:00,959
- YOU ALL KNOW HIM, RIGHT?
- All: MM-HMM.
1022
00:45:01,002 --> 00:45:03,744
AND I TOOK IT
FOR MY MOTHER,
1023
00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:05,703
THE WOMAN WHO STARTED
IT ALL.
1024
00:45:05,746 --> 00:45:07,182
Woman: YES.
1025
00:45:09,402 --> 00:45:10,795
HMM.
1026
00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:16,409
TAKING THIS JOB MEANT...
1027
00:45:16,452 --> 00:45:18,628
EMBRACING A PART OF MYSELF
THAT I HAD LOCKED AWAY,
1028
00:45:18,672 --> 00:45:20,761
EVEN FROM MYSELF.
1029
00:45:20,805 --> 00:45:23,764
PIPPA McGEE,
THE ROMANTIC.
1030
00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:26,288
SERIOUSLY, I WAS
A BRIDESMAID RECENTLY,
1031
00:45:26,332 --> 00:45:27,507
AND AT THE END
OF THE NIGHT,
1032
00:45:27,550 --> 00:45:30,510
I WAS IN TEARS.
1033
00:45:30,553 --> 00:45:32,686
TEARS OF...
1034
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:35,907
ANTICIPATION
AND JOY AND HOPE--
1035
00:45:35,950 --> 00:45:38,953
HOPE THAT, SOMEDAY SOON,
MY PRINCE WOULD COME,
1036
00:45:38,997 --> 00:45:42,609
AND I, TOO, WOULD HAVE
A FABULOUS WHITE WEDDING.
1037
00:45:42,652 --> 00:45:44,132
[ laughing, clapping ]
1038
00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:47,788
SO, EVERYONE,
LET'S DRINK UP,
1039
00:45:47,832 --> 00:45:50,312
BECAUSE OUR INDUSTRY CELEBRATES
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
1040
00:45:50,356 --> 00:45:52,314
IN THIS WHOLE WAR-TORN WORLD.
1041
00:45:52,358 --> 00:45:54,273
AND THAT IS... TRUE LOVE.
1042
00:45:54,316 --> 00:45:55,753
[ cheering, whistling ]
1043
00:45:58,581 --> 00:46:00,322
[ whistles ]
1044
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,771
Woman:
AMAZING.
1045
00:46:13,814 --> 00:46:15,816
YEAH, I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
1046
00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:17,687
I THINK I NAILED IT.
1047
00:46:17,731 --> 00:46:18,645
TO THE WALL.
1048
00:46:18,688 --> 00:46:20,821
WHAT A CROCK O' SHIT.
1049
00:46:20,865 --> 00:46:23,955
PIPPA McGEE, ROMANTIC,
WEEPING TEARS OF HOPE
1050
00:46:23,998 --> 00:46:26,871
AND JOY AND,
OH, MY GOD, ANTICIPATION.
1051
00:46:26,914 --> 00:46:28,176
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BUY IT,
1052
00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:29,395
YOU JUST HAVE
TO SELL IT, RIGHT?
1053
00:46:29,438 --> 00:46:31,745
I MEAN, PICK A THEME
AND COMMIT.
1054
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:32,790
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1055
00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:33,834
YOU KNOW, CINDERELLA
AND HER PRINCE,
1056
00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:35,053
TOGETHER FOREVER,
IT'S NOT ORIGINAL,
1057
00:46:35,096 --> 00:46:36,489
BUT IT'S DEFINITELY
AN ARCHETYPE.
1058
00:46:36,532 --> 00:46:38,404
OKAY, CONGRATULATIONS.
1059
00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:39,709
WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
1060
00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:41,581
I'M NOT. I'M...
1061
00:46:43,888 --> 00:46:45,803
YOUR SPEECH TONIGHT--
1062
00:46:45,846 --> 00:46:48,283
IF YOU COULD
HAVE TOLD THE TRUTH,
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID?
1063
00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:52,940
I GUESS
I WOULD HAVE SAID...
1064
00:46:53,985 --> 00:46:55,682
THAT, TO ME,
IT ALL FEELS LIKE BULLSHIT.
1065
00:46:55,725 --> 00:46:58,859
I MEAN, I-- I THINK
THIS INDUSTRY ALLOWS...
1066
00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:03,255
NO, CONDEMNS PEOPLE
TO FOCUS EXCLUSIVELY
ON THE SMALL STUFF.
1067
00:47:03,298 --> 00:47:05,953
HEARTS, HYDRANGEAS,
HORS D'OEUVRES.
1068
00:47:05,997 --> 00:47:07,737
ANYTHING TO DISTRACT YOU
FROM THE FACT
1069
00:47:07,781 --> 00:47:09,827
THAT YOU'RE COMMITTING
TO SOME STRANGER
1070
00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:11,654
FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE.
1071
00:47:11,698 --> 00:47:13,265
[ chuckles ]
1072
00:47:16,398 --> 00:47:17,835
[ sighs ]
1073
00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:23,144
CAN I BUY YOU
A DRINK?
1074
00:47:26,539 --> 00:47:29,585
- Pippa: I WON AGAIN!
- Ian: LIKE HELL,
CHEATER McGEE.
1075
00:47:29,629 --> 00:47:30,760
FIRST PLACE
YOU HAD SEX.
1076
00:47:30,804 --> 00:47:34,112
[ sighs ]
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I'VE HAD SEX?
1077
00:47:34,155 --> 00:47:35,635
TRUTH.
1078
00:47:35,678 --> 00:47:37,898
HMM. CANOE. TIPPY.
1079
00:47:37,942 --> 00:47:39,769
I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND IT.
1080
00:47:39,813 --> 00:47:43,599
OKAY, WORST PICK-UP LINE
YOU EVER USED TO GET LAID.
1081
00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,472
I ONCE TOLD
A GRAD STUDENT
1082
00:47:46,515 --> 00:47:48,691
I'D STUDIED
WITH DERRIDA
IN PARIS.
1083
00:47:48,735 --> 00:47:49,910
AND THAT WORKED?
1084
00:47:49,954 --> 00:47:52,260
SHE WAS VERY
INTO POSTMODERNISM.
1085
00:47:52,304 --> 00:47:55,133
OKAY. BEST MOMENT
OF YOUR LIFE, TO DATE.
1086
00:47:55,176 --> 00:47:57,657
THE NIGHT
I QUIT LAW SCHOOL.
1087
00:47:57,700 --> 00:48:00,486
I WALKED IN,
QUIT, WALKED OUT.
1088
00:48:00,529 --> 00:48:03,706
WENT DOWN TO
THIS LITTLE SAILBOAT
I BOUGHT,
1089
00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:06,405
POURED MYSELF
A SCOTCH...
1090
00:48:06,448 --> 00:48:07,797
LAID BACK ON
THE DECK,
1091
00:48:07,841 --> 00:48:10,017
WATCHED
THE SKY GO BLACK.
1092
00:48:11,801 --> 00:48:13,238
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE BOAT?
1093
00:48:15,283 --> 00:48:17,372
I GOT MARRIED.
1094
00:48:17,416 --> 00:48:18,808
PUT IT IN STORAGE.
1095
00:48:18,852 --> 00:48:21,420
DR. FEELGOOD'S NOT
A BIG SAILOR?
1096
00:48:21,463 --> 00:48:23,161
NOT SO MUCH.
1097
00:48:24,771 --> 00:48:26,599
OKAY...
1098
00:48:30,037 --> 00:48:31,909
WORST MOMENT
OF YOUR LIFE.
1099
00:48:34,694 --> 00:48:36,391
HMM.
1100
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:44,965
OKAY, I WAS 13,
IT WAS MY FIRST TIME
AT SUMMER CAMP.
1101
00:48:45,009 --> 00:48:47,402
I WASN'T REALLY
FITTING IN.
1102
00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:49,970
SO, I CALLED HOME
TO TALK TO MY MOM.
1103
00:48:50,014 --> 00:48:51,929
THE HOUSEKEEPER TOLD ME
THAT...
1104
00:48:51,972 --> 00:48:54,670
SHE DIED
THE DAY BEFORE.
1105
00:48:54,714 --> 00:48:57,151
SHE THOUGHT I KNEW.
SHE THOUGHT
MY DAD TOLD ME.
1106
00:49:03,070 --> 00:49:04,942
PIPPA, I'M SORRY.
1107
00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:08,771
SHE WAS SICK
A LONG TIME.
1108
00:49:08,815 --> 00:49:10,295
HE WAS BUSY.
1109
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:17,258
SO, WHY'D
YOUR MARRIAGE END?
1110
00:49:17,302 --> 00:49:18,781
I DON'T KNOW.
1111
00:49:19,913 --> 00:49:21,654
WE STOPPED TALKING.
1112
00:49:23,699 --> 00:49:26,441
A SECRET
NOBODY KNOWS.
1113
00:49:26,485 --> 00:49:27,877
THAT'S A QUESTION.
1114
00:49:29,009 --> 00:49:31,490
MY NAILS ARE FAKE.
I BITE THEM.
1115
00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:33,535
[ laughs ]
1116
00:49:33,579 --> 00:49:34,754
YOU?
1117
00:49:34,797 --> 00:49:35,973
UMM... AHEM.
1118
00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:40,281
MY FIRST NAME
IS NOT IAN.
1119
00:49:50,726 --> 00:49:53,077
LAKE? LIKE,
SWIMMING IN A LAKE?
1120
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,383
CONSIDERING MY SISTERS
ARE WHISTLER, TRILLY,
1121
00:49:55,427 --> 00:49:57,472
AND HIYA, I THINK
I'M DOING OKAY.
1122
00:49:57,516 --> 00:49:58,865
HIPPIES?
1123
00:49:58,908 --> 00:50:00,040
[ chuckles ]
NO SHIT.
1124
00:50:00,084 --> 00:50:01,476
HMM.
1125
00:50:03,826 --> 00:50:06,177
- I AM GOING FOR A DARE.
- ALL RIGHT.
1126
00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:08,527
DO YOU SEE
THAT WOMAN OVER THERE?
1127
00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:10,572
Ian:
I'M NOT SURE
THAT'S A WOMAN.
1128
00:50:10,616 --> 00:50:11,660
I THINK
SHE WANTS TO DANCE.
1129
00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:21,670
Ian:
HI.
1130
00:50:21,714 --> 00:50:22,845
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO DANCE?
1131
00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,282
SURE.
1132
00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:30,331
I JUST GOT LUCKY.
1133
00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:31,767
Man:
YOU GO, GIRL.
1134
00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:34,727
LUCKY BITCH.
1135
00:50:34,770 --> 00:50:36,511
[ no audible dialogue ]
1136
00:50:42,735 --> 00:50:44,650
♪ GIRL, I'VE KNOWN
YOU VERY WELL ♪
1137
00:50:44,693 --> 00:50:46,826
♪ I'VE SEEN YOU
GROWING EVERY DAY ♪
1138
00:50:46,869 --> 00:50:49,394
- ♪ I NEVER REALLY
LOOKED BEFORE ♪
- [ laughs ]
1139
00:50:49,437 --> 00:50:52,701
- ♪ BUT NOW, YOU
TAKE MY BREATH AWAY ♪
- HA!
1140
00:50:52,745 --> 00:50:53,702
- ♪ SUDDENLY,
YOU'RE IN MY LIFE ♪
-HEY.
1141
00:50:53,746 --> 00:50:55,791
♪ A PART OF EVERYTHING I DO
1142
00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:57,750
- ♪ YOU GOT ME
WORKING DAY AND NIGHT ♪
- GREAT.
1143
00:50:57,793 --> 00:51:00,405
♪ JUST TRYING TO KEEP
A HOLD ON YOU ♪
1144
00:51:00,448 --> 00:51:02,798
- ♪ HERE IN YOUR ARMS
I FOUND MY PARADISE ♪
- YEAH.
1145
00:51:02,842 --> 00:51:05,279
OOH! YEAH!
1146
00:51:05,323 --> 00:51:09,849
- ♪ MY ONLY CHANCE
FOR HAPPINESS ♪
- [ laughs ]
1147
00:51:09,892 --> 00:51:11,155
- WHOO!
- ♪ AND IF I LOSE YOU NOW
1148
00:51:11,198 --> 00:51:13,766
♪ I THINK I WOULD DIE
1149
00:51:13,809 --> 00:51:15,898
- [ laughing ]
- ♪ OH, SAY YOU'LL ALWAYS
BE MY BABY ♪
1150
00:51:15,942 --> 00:51:18,118
- OW! TURN!
- ♪ WE CAN MAKE IT SHINE
1151
00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:19,859
- Pippa: HEY, BABY!
- ♪ WE CAN TAKE FOREVER
1152
00:51:19,902 --> 00:51:22,731
♪ JUST A MINUTE AT A TIME
1153
00:51:22,775 --> 00:51:25,125
♪ MINUTE AT A TIME
1154
00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:27,345
♪ MORE THAN A WOMAN
1155
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:32,480
♪ MORE THAN A WOMAN TO ME
1156
00:51:32,524 --> 00:51:33,612
♪ BABY
1157
00:51:33,655 --> 00:51:35,309
♪ MORE THAN A WOMAN
1158
00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:38,095
♪ MORE THAN A WOMAN
1159
00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:41,098
♪ MORE THAN A WOMAN TO ME
1160
00:51:42,229 --> 00:51:43,709
♪ SHOO-OOP,
DOO-DOOP. ♪
1161
00:51:43,752 --> 00:51:44,797
[ laughing ]
1162
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,320
Pippa:
HEY, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS.
1163
00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:49,497
I SWEAR TO GOD,
I'M IN ELVIS' GROIN.
1164
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:55,677
I MEAN, IF ELVIS WAS
ONE OF THE SEVEN DWARVES.
1165
00:51:55,721 --> 00:51:58,027
- [ cork pops ]
- [ chuckles ]
1166
00:51:58,071 --> 00:51:59,986
OH, MY GOD.
1167
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,305
[ chuckles ]
1168
00:52:14,348 --> 00:52:16,916
I... I GOT
YOU SOMETHING, A...
1169
00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:18,439
LITTLE SOUVENIR.
1170
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,615
ARE YOU IN?
1171
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,141
HEY...
1172
00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:26,534
COME ON.
1173
00:52:28,275 --> 00:52:30,669
[ hot tub bubbling ]
CAN'T HEAR YOU.
1174
00:52:36,849 --> 00:52:40,026
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- DOES IT MATTER?
1175
00:52:44,552 --> 00:52:46,380
JESUS, PIPPA.
1176
00:52:47,599 --> 00:52:49,775
- YES, IT MATTERS.
- [ bubbling stops ]
1177
00:52:51,037 --> 00:52:53,039
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO?
1178
00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:55,520
PUT ME IN A CAB?
SEND ME HOME?
1179
00:52:55,563 --> 00:52:57,565
WHY ARE YOU
SO HARD ON ME?
1180
00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:00,089
[ chuckles ]
1181
00:53:01,787 --> 00:53:03,180
IT'S JUST...
1182
00:53:04,746 --> 00:53:07,053
YOU KNOW,
MOST OF THE TIME,
1183
00:53:07,096 --> 00:53:09,447
YOU ARE SO BRAVE.
1184
00:53:09,490 --> 00:53:10,665
YOU KNOW,
YOU ARE RIGHT OUT THERE,
1185
00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:12,319
SAYING WHAT
YOU THINK,
DOING WHAT YOU WANT.
1186
00:53:12,363 --> 00:53:13,538
I MEAN,
I-I ENVY YOU.
1187
00:53:13,581 --> 00:53:16,062
I... I DO.
1188
00:53:18,804 --> 00:53:21,546
BUT THEN,
IT JUST STOPS.
1189
00:53:21,589 --> 00:53:24,288
I MEAN,
YOU SHUT IT OFF.
YOU JUST GET SO...
1190
00:53:24,331 --> 00:53:25,724
COOL. YOU KNOW?
1191
00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:29,031
JUST COLD TO ANYTHING
THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS.
1192
00:53:29,075 --> 00:53:30,555
THINGS LIKE
"WEDDING BELLS"?
1193
00:53:31,512 --> 00:53:32,687
[ sighs ]
1194
00:53:35,342 --> 00:53:38,171
I SHOULDN'T--
I MEAN, I PLANNED
THIS WHOLE STUPID THING.
1195
00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:40,652
I JUST... I WANTED
TO GET YOU UP HERE
TO TALK TO YOU.
1196
00:53:40,695 --> 00:53:42,480
I DON'T...
1197
00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:43,916
GOD,
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.
1198
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,658
YOU PLANNED THIS?
1199
00:53:50,966 --> 00:53:52,664
SORT OF.
1200
00:53:52,707 --> 00:53:54,709
WHY?
1201
00:53:56,755 --> 00:53:58,147
[ sighs ]
1202
00:54:01,412 --> 00:54:03,240
BECAUSE YOU...
1203
00:54:05,198 --> 00:54:06,808
[ sighs ]
1204
00:54:08,201 --> 00:54:10,682
BECAUSE
I REALLY LIKE YOU.
1205
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,123
[ sobbing ]
1206
00:54:26,741 --> 00:54:31,355
♪ WHEN THE ROAD GETS DARK
1207
00:54:33,182 --> 00:54:37,752
♪ AND YOU CAN NO LONGER SEE
1208
00:54:39,232 --> 00:54:43,802
♪ JUST LET MY LOVE
THROW A SPARK ♪
1209
00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:50,199
♪ AND HAVE
A LITTLE FAITH IN ME ♪
1210
00:54:51,766 --> 00:54:56,684
♪ AND WHEN THE TEARS YOU CRY
1211
00:54:58,382 --> 00:55:02,821
♪ ARE ALL YOU CAN BELIEVE
1212
00:55:04,692 --> 00:55:09,654
♪ JUST GIVE THESE LOVING ARMS
A TRY, BABY ♪
1213
00:55:10,785 --> 00:55:15,747
♪ AND HAVE
A LITTLE FAITH IN ME ♪
1214
00:55:15,790 --> 00:55:19,185
♪ AND HAVE
A LITTLE FAITH IN ME ♪
1215
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:25,974
♪ AND HAVE
A LITTLE FAITH IN ME ♪
1216
00:55:28,194 --> 00:55:31,980
♪ AND HAVE
A LITTLE FAITH IN ME ♪
1217
00:55:34,592 --> 00:55:38,770
♪ AND HAVE
A LITTLE FAITH IN ME ♪
1218
00:55:42,774 --> 00:55:46,952
♪ AND WHEN
YOUR SECRET HEART ♪
1219
00:55:48,867 --> 00:55:53,175
♪ CANNOT SPEAK SO EASILY
1220
00:55:54,873 --> 00:55:59,530
♪ COME HERE, DARLIN'
FROM A WHISPER START ♪
1221
00:56:01,488 --> 00:56:05,884
♪ TO HAVE
A LITTLE FAITH IN ME ♪
1222
00:56:43,704 --> 00:56:45,880
PHILIPPA,
I'M REALLY WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
1223
00:56:47,273 --> 00:56:49,231
YOU ARE?
1224
00:56:49,275 --> 00:56:51,146
YES, I AM.
1225
00:56:52,844 --> 00:56:55,150
GOOD. I'M GLAD THAT...
1226
00:56:55,194 --> 00:56:57,109
WE COULD HAVE
THIS CONVERSATION.
1227
00:56:58,371 --> 00:57:00,634
'CAUSE I'M FEELING
REALLY LOST,
1228
00:57:00,678 --> 00:57:03,332
AND...
1229
00:57:03,376 --> 00:57:05,900
I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT MOM.
1230
00:57:07,859 --> 00:57:09,774
I'M TALKING
ABOUT THE MAGAZINE.
1231
00:57:10,775 --> 00:57:12,429
[ footsteps approaching ]
1232
00:57:12,472 --> 00:57:13,821
UH, SUZE?
1233
00:57:13,865 --> 00:57:15,127
SUZE?
1234
00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:17,434
HERE'S THAT FILE
YOU WANTED, MALCOLM.
1235
00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:19,740
THANK YOU.
1236
00:57:19,784 --> 00:57:21,438
NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, PHILIPPA.
1237
00:57:21,481 --> 00:57:22,830
SO, AD SALES.
1238
00:57:22,874 --> 00:57:24,963
NOW, THEY'RE STILL
WAY DOWN FROM
LAST MONTH.
1239
00:57:25,006 --> 00:57:26,443
- [ doorbell rings ]
- WELL, WE'RE WORKING
ON GETTING THEM BACK.
1240
00:57:26,486 --> 00:57:28,793
WE HAVE A REALLY SOLID ISSUE
IN THE WORKS.
1241
00:57:28,836 --> 00:57:30,490
MM-HMM. SO,
YOU GOT IT COVERED?
1242
00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:31,535
WE HAVEN'T LOCKED
ONE IN YET,
1243
00:57:31,578 --> 00:57:32,666
BUT I HAVE
SOME GREAT IDEAS.
1244
00:57:32,710 --> 00:57:34,842
IAN! HEY,
COME ON IN.
1245
00:57:34,886 --> 00:57:36,583
HI, MALCOLM.
1246
00:57:37,802 --> 00:57:39,194
Suzanne:
I THINK I'LL MAKE
A POT OF COFFEE.
1247
00:57:39,238 --> 00:57:41,632
ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
HAVE A SEAT.
1248
00:57:41,675 --> 00:57:43,808
HEY, BUDDY.
1249
00:57:43,851 --> 00:57:46,375
SO, WHAT'S THE FIRST
THING THAT I TAUGHT
YOU ABOUT AD SALES?
1250
00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:51,685
A FAT MAGAZINE IS
A HAPPY MAGAZINE.
1251
00:57:51,729 --> 00:57:52,947
THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW, I NEED YOU
TO MAKE SURE
1252
00:57:52,991 --> 00:57:54,427
THAT PHILIPPA
UNDERSTANDS THIS.
1253
00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:55,950
DAD.
1254
00:57:55,994 --> 00:57:56,995
SO, WHY DON'T
WE SAY IT TOGETHER?
1255
00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:58,431
HMM?
1256
00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:02,174
COME ON.
1257
00:58:02,217 --> 00:58:03,784
PHILIPPA.
1258
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:09,747
Both:
A FAT MAGAZINE
IS A HAPPY MAGAZINE.
1259
00:58:09,790 --> 00:58:10,835
NOW, I NEED
TO MAKE SURE
1260
00:58:10,878 --> 00:58:12,619
THAT YOU ARE FOCUSING
ON PHILIPPA.
1261
00:58:12,663 --> 00:58:14,752
AND GIVING HER
ALL THE HANDS-ON
ATTENTION
1262
00:58:14,795 --> 00:58:16,841
THAT SHE NEEDS
RIGHT NOW.
1263
00:58:16,884 --> 00:58:19,583
I'D SAY PIPPA'S
PRETTY HANDS-ON.
1264
00:58:22,716 --> 00:58:24,326
OH.
1265
00:58:31,464 --> 00:58:32,683
WHAT HAPPENED
THIS MORNING?
1266
00:58:32,726 --> 00:58:34,511
I HAD A LOT OF WORK
I HAD TO GET BACK TO.
1267
00:58:36,687 --> 00:58:38,602
OKAY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1268
00:58:38,645 --> 00:58:40,168
- NOTHING.
- NOTHING?
1269
00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:50,178
[ sighs ]
JESUS CHRIST.
1270
00:59:06,151 --> 00:59:07,500
[ music playing ]
1271
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:08,893
[ men laughing ]
1272
00:59:11,330 --> 00:59:13,027
[ laughs ]
1273
00:59:14,202 --> 00:59:16,770
Hemingway:
THAT'S CRAZY. PIPPA!
1274
00:59:16,814 --> 00:59:18,337
HEY, YOU'VE GOT
TO HEAR THIS.
1275
00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:20,687
THIS DUDE THAT
PLAYS IN MY BAND,
1276
00:59:20,731 --> 00:59:22,689
HE WAS EX-ING SO HARD
1277
00:59:22,733 --> 00:59:24,691
THAT HE...
1278
00:59:24,735 --> 00:59:27,128
HE PASSED OUT ON STAGE!
1279
00:59:27,172 --> 00:59:29,740
WHAT ELSE? WHAT HAPPENED
AFTER THAT?
1280
00:59:29,783 --> 00:59:31,829
[ laughs ]
1281
00:59:33,961 --> 00:59:36,268
WANT TO GO GET
A COFFEE OR SOMETHING?
1282
00:59:36,311 --> 00:59:37,791
JESUS, WHAT?
SPIT IT OUT.
1283
00:59:39,184 --> 00:59:41,360
OKAY, WHAT DO YOU DO
IF YOU'RE, I DON'T KNOW,
1284
00:59:41,403 --> 00:59:42,753
HAVING A GOOD TIME
WITH SOMEONE?
1285
00:59:42,796 --> 00:59:44,058
WHAT DO YOUDO?
1286
00:59:44,102 --> 00:59:46,452
YOURUN LIKE
YOU'RE ON FIRE.
1287
00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:49,281
ME? I JUST JUMP
IN THE BUSHES WITH THEM.
1288
00:59:50,761 --> 00:59:51,979
HOW GOOD?
1289
00:59:52,023 --> 00:59:54,242
QUITE GOOD.
1290
00:59:54,286 --> 00:59:56,636
YOU RUN YET?
1291
00:59:59,726 --> 01:00:01,728
[ sighs ]
OKAY.
1292
01:00:01,772 --> 01:00:03,556
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1293
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,558
THIS...
1294
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:06,907
NO.
1295
01:00:06,951 --> 01:00:09,344
YOU, MY DARLING,
1296
01:00:09,388 --> 01:00:11,782
ARE DAMAGED.
1297
01:00:14,262 --> 01:00:16,351
GET OVER IT.
1298
01:00:16,395 --> 01:00:17,918
GO GET HIM.
1299
01:00:25,796 --> 01:00:27,885
Ian:
YES, SIR. I--
I UNDERSTAND.
1300
01:00:27,928 --> 01:00:29,321
HONESTLY, MR. JACKMAN,
1301
01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:31,323
I'M-- I'M READY
TO START ANYTIME.
1302
01:00:31,366 --> 01:00:33,238
WELL, BETWEEN
YOU AND ME,
1303
01:00:33,281 --> 01:00:35,327
MALCOLM'S NOT
IN TOP FORM.
1304
01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:36,894
HE MIGHT EVEN BE RELIEVED.
1305
01:00:36,937 --> 01:00:39,331
I MEAN, HE WOULD NEVER
ADMIT THAT, BUT...
1306
01:00:39,374 --> 01:00:41,115
YES, I-- I AGREE.
1307
01:00:41,159 --> 01:00:43,683
RIGHT NOW, "WEDDING BELLS"
IS PROVING TO BE
A LOSS LEADER.
1308
01:00:43,727 --> 01:00:45,816
IF IT DOESN'T START
PERFORMING, WE PULL IT.
1309
01:00:45,859 --> 01:00:47,339
NO, I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE
1310
01:00:47,382 --> 01:00:49,646
SOME VERY INTERESTING
IDEAS FOR A RELAUNCH.
1311
01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:51,735
- WOW.
- Pippa: I KNOW.
1312
01:00:51,778 --> 01:00:53,432
IAN'S WORKING WITH JACKMAN
BEHIND MY DAD'S BACK.
1313
01:00:53,475 --> 01:00:54,912
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
1314
01:00:54,955 --> 01:00:57,349
WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
1315
01:00:57,392 --> 01:00:58,742
DID YOU TELL
YOUR FATHER?
1316
01:00:58,785 --> 01:01:00,047
NOT UNTIL
I HAVE A STRATEGY.
1317
01:01:00,091 --> 01:01:01,788
I MEAN, IF I TELL HIM
HIS GOLDEN BOY'S A JUDAS,
1318
01:01:01,832 --> 01:01:03,834
THEN HE MIGHT HAVE
ANOTHER HEART ATTACK.
1319
01:01:03,877 --> 01:01:05,444
WHAT A DRAG.
1320
01:01:05,487 --> 01:01:07,272
APPARENTLY THEY'RE ALL
JUST WAITING FOR
MY NEXT ISSUE TO FAIL,
1321
01:01:07,315 --> 01:01:09,535
AND THEN THEY CAN
PULL THE PLUG
ON THE WHOLE COMPANY.
1322
01:01:09,578 --> 01:01:11,624
[ plucking notes ]
1323
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,017
HEM?
1324
01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:17,761
NO, I GET IT.
I TOTALLY GET IT.
1325
01:01:17,804 --> 01:01:19,806
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE JUST
LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE.
1326
01:01:19,850 --> 01:01:21,634
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA
GIVE IT TO THEM.
1327
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,767
ALL RIGHT,
SO I CAN'T TRUST IAN,
1328
01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:25,943
SO I WON'T TELL HIM
WHAT I'M DOING,
1329
01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:28,423
'CAUSE I KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.
1330
01:01:28,467 --> 01:01:29,555
OKAY, COVER STORY--
1331
01:01:29,598 --> 01:01:30,904
CINDERELLA,
FAIRY TALES...
1332
01:01:30,948 --> 01:01:32,732
BALLS, SLIPPERS,
1333
01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:34,255
SOCIETY BRIDES.
1334
01:01:34,299 --> 01:01:36,127
YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS.
KEEP GOING.
1335
01:01:36,170 --> 01:01:38,738
OH, DIPPY DEBUTANTES
AND THE MEN
WHO MARRY THEM.
1336
01:01:38,782 --> 01:01:41,349
"INSTYLE" MAGAZINE MEETS...
1337
01:01:41,393 --> 01:01:43,047
"THE GREAT GATSBY"?
1338
01:01:43,090 --> 01:01:44,526
I LOVE IT.
1339
01:01:44,570 --> 01:01:46,180
GATSBY.
1340
01:01:49,793 --> 01:01:51,708
- Hemingway: OKAY,
ARE YOU COOL, PIPPA?
- YES.
1341
01:01:51,751 --> 01:01:53,535
I'M COOL.
CINDY, YOU LOOK...
1342
01:01:53,579 --> 01:01:54,754
BEAUTALICIOUS.
1343
01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:56,713
ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME
A LITTLE BIT MORE.
1344
01:01:56,756 --> 01:01:59,498
YOU'VE GOT A SECRET.
I'VE GOT A SECRET.
1345
01:02:01,587 --> 01:02:04,111
A LITTLE MORE.
A LITTLE--
1346
01:02:05,547 --> 01:02:06,897
[ sobbing ]
1347
01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:09,160
I CAN'T DO THIS.
1348
01:02:09,203 --> 01:02:10,683
- WHAT'S--
- I JUST CAN'T DO THIS.
1349
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:12,424
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1350
01:02:12,467 --> 01:02:14,252
DO YOU WANT TO
DEAL WITH THAT?
1351
01:02:15,775 --> 01:02:17,908
I'M SO SORRY
I WAS CRYING BEFORE.
1352
01:02:17,951 --> 01:02:19,431
I FEEL MUCH BETTER.
1353
01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:21,563
ALL RIGHT. I'M COOL.
ARE YOU COOL?
1354
01:02:21,607 --> 01:02:23,914
HERE WE GO.
ONE MORE TIME.
1355
01:02:23,957 --> 01:02:25,045
EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.
1356
01:02:25,089 --> 01:02:26,699
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
1357
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:28,919
THERE WE GO.
1358
01:02:28,962 --> 01:02:30,268
HOLD IT, HOLD IT,
HOLD IT.
1359
01:02:30,311 --> 01:02:31,878
I'M GETTING M--
1360
01:02:31,922 --> 01:02:33,706
- I'M GETTING MARRIED.
- [ camera shutter clicking ]
1361
01:02:34,838 --> 01:02:36,796
JESUS CHRIST.
1362
01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:46,588
[ giggling ]
1363
01:02:54,727 --> 01:02:55,815
[ giggling ]
1364
01:02:59,863 --> 01:03:01,473
[ laughing ]
1365
01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:11,831
LOVELY.
1366
01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,833
LOVELY.
1367
01:03:26,585 --> 01:03:28,674
UH, CONGRATULATIONS.
1368
01:03:28,717 --> 01:03:31,982
YOUR "SOCIETY BRIDE" COVER
WAS NOMINATED FOR AN N.M.A.
1369
01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:35,594
IT'S... NATIONAL
MAGAZINE AWARD.
1370
01:03:35,637 --> 01:03:36,638
THE GALA'S NEXT WEEK.
1371
01:03:36,682 --> 01:03:37,814
- NO WAY!
- HEY!
1372
01:03:37,857 --> 01:03:39,990
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE!
1373
01:03:40,033 --> 01:03:41,426
ROXANNE,
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
1374
01:03:41,469 --> 01:03:42,949
YOU GUYS SHOULD
CELEBRATE.
1375
01:03:42,993 --> 01:03:44,821
Roxanne:
CONGRATULATIONS.
1376
01:03:44,864 --> 01:03:45,909
THANK YOU.
1377
01:03:45,952 --> 01:03:47,736
THANK YOU.
OH, THANK YOU.
1378
01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:49,782
[ laughs ]
THANK YOU.
1379
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,175
[ both laugh ]
1380
01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:53,438
I GOT CALLS FROM, LIKE,
THREE FASHION MAGAZINES.
1381
01:03:53,481 --> 01:03:57,181
THESE AGENTS
CALLING, WANTING ME
TO DIRECT THEIR VIDEO.
1382
01:03:57,224 --> 01:03:58,835
I MEAN, IT'S MY TIME,
MAN.
1383
01:03:58,878 --> 01:04:00,532
I'M ABOUT TO BLOW UP.
1384
01:04:00,575 --> 01:04:02,316
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT'S WRONG?
1385
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,841
I THINK I'M ABOUT
TO GET DUMPED.
1386
01:04:07,756 --> 01:04:09,497
I THOUGHT I'D WEAR SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE MASCULINE
1387
01:04:09,541 --> 01:04:10,977
AND REALLY
BREAK HIS HEART.
1388
01:04:11,021 --> 01:04:12,761
SWEETIE,
WHAT HAPPENED?
1389
01:04:12,805 --> 01:04:15,895
IT'S COURIERS--
NOTORIOUSLY
UNWILLING TO COMMIT.
1390
01:04:15,939 --> 01:04:18,506
IT'S ALL THAT
TRAVELING, I GUESS.
1391
01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:20,291
YOU KNOW,
MY NEIGHBOR'S
SINGLE.
1392
01:04:20,334 --> 01:04:21,770
STRAIGHT PEOPLE SLAY ME.
1393
01:04:21,814 --> 01:04:23,033
ALWAYS TRYING TO SET US UP
1394
01:04:23,076 --> 01:04:25,731
WITH THE ONE OTHER GAY GUY
THEY HAPPEN TO KNOW.
1395
01:04:25,774 --> 01:04:26,732
BACK OFF,
I'M A GOOD YENTA.
1396
01:04:26,775 --> 01:04:28,952
HIS NAME'S RAPHAEL,
HE'S CUTE...
1397
01:04:28,995 --> 01:04:31,868
RAPHAEL?
SHIT, BACKWAXER.
1398
01:04:31,911 --> 01:04:33,304
COME ON,
I'LL SEE IF HE'S
FREE NEXT WEEK.
1399
01:04:33,347 --> 01:04:35,175
YOU COULD GO
TO THE AWARDS.
1400
01:04:35,219 --> 01:04:36,916
[ hooting, laughing ]
1401
01:04:38,309 --> 01:04:40,789
SO, I GUESS IAN'S NOT
GOING TO BE JOINING US
1402
01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:44,663
FOR POLE DANCING
THIS EVENING, HUH?
1403
01:04:44,706 --> 01:04:46,883
[ laughing, hooting ]
1404
01:04:47,971 --> 01:04:50,234
IT'S NOT
EXACTLY HIS SCENE.
1405
01:04:50,277 --> 01:04:51,539
NO.
1406
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:54,412
NOW THERE'S A MAN
I WOULD DRESS DOWN FOR.
1407
01:04:58,590 --> 01:04:59,765
CAN I GET A DOUBLE?
1408
01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:13,518
♪ I SHOULD KNOW
WHO I AM BY NOW ♪
1409
01:05:13,561 --> 01:05:15,520
- ♪ I WALK...
- [ answering machine beeps ]
1410
01:05:15,563 --> 01:05:18,131
Hemingway: [ laughs ]
NO, GET OFF THERE.
1411
01:05:18,175 --> 01:05:19,654
HEY, HEY, GIRL, WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOU?
1412
01:05:19,698 --> 01:05:21,047
YOU-- YOU TOOK OFF.
1413
01:05:21,091 --> 01:05:22,962
LISTEN, A BUNCH OF US ARE
HEADING OVER TO THE MATADOR,
1414
01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:25,791
SO COME MEET US THERE.
ALL RIGHT? BYE.
1415
01:05:25,834 --> 01:05:27,575
[ answering machine beeps ]
1416
01:05:28,881 --> 01:05:29,838
PIPPA, IT'S IAN.
1417
01:05:29,882 --> 01:05:31,753
I LEFT THE PROOFS
ON YOUR DESK.
1418
01:05:31,797 --> 01:05:32,798
THEY LOOK FINE.
1419
01:05:34,321 --> 01:05:36,454
I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE AWARDS ON SATURDAY.
1420
01:05:37,455 --> 01:05:38,412
BYE.
1421
01:05:38,456 --> 01:05:42,982
♪ I REMEMBER THE SOUND
1422
01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:47,117
♪ OF YOUR NOVEMBER
DOWNTOWN... ♪
1423
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:50,729
YO, IT'S ME.
1424
01:05:50,772 --> 01:05:53,950
I'M JUST TRYING TO TRACK
YOU DOWN, BUT IT'S COOL.
1425
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:58,215
Suzanne:
AH! HERE WE GO!
1426
01:05:58,258 --> 01:06:02,132
- [ chattering ]
- ♪ BUT I DON'T HAVE
TO MAKE THIS MISTAKE ♪
1427
01:06:04,090 --> 01:06:06,136
♪ AND I DON'T HAVE
TO STAY THIS WAY... ♪
1428
01:06:06,179 --> 01:06:08,051
[ answering machine beeps ]
1429
01:06:08,094 --> 01:06:09,661
Lulu:
HEY, SWEETIE.
YOU FREE ON SATURDAY?
1430
01:06:09,704 --> 01:06:11,054
ENGAGEMENT BRUNCH FOR RACHEL.
1431
01:06:11,097 --> 01:06:12,664
I KNOW YOU'RE
GOING TO LOVE IT.
1432
01:06:12,707 --> 01:06:14,013
WE'LL HAVE FUN, TRUST ME.
1433
01:06:14,057 --> 01:06:15,536
[ answering machine beeps ]
1434
01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:18,148
♪ THE WALK HAS ALL
BEEN CLEARED BY NOW ♪
1435
01:06:18,191 --> 01:06:23,109
♪ YOUR VOICE
IS ALL I HEAR SOMEHOW ♪
1436
01:06:24,545 --> 01:06:28,158
♪ CALLING OUT WINTER
1437
01:06:30,334 --> 01:06:34,599
- [ phone ringing ]
- ♪ YOUR VOICE IS THE
SPLINTER INSIDE ME ♪
1438
01:06:34,642 --> 01:06:38,472
♪ WHILE I WAIT
1439
01:06:42,433 --> 01:06:45,697
♪ I REMEMBER THE SOUND.
1440
01:06:50,789 --> 01:06:54,010
GOOD GOD,
YOU READ MY MIND.
1441
01:06:55,272 --> 01:06:56,795
I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN
HARD TO REACH.
1442
01:06:56,838 --> 01:06:59,798
MAN, YOU LOOK
LIKE JAMES BOND.
1443
01:06:59,841 --> 01:07:01,843
HARD TO REACH?
1444
01:07:01,887 --> 01:07:03,541
I JUST NEEDED
A LITTLE SPACE.
1445
01:07:03,584 --> 01:07:05,499
Woman: HEY, BABY,
IS THAT THE CAB?
1446
01:07:09,155 --> 01:07:10,852
I JUST ASSUMED...
1447
01:07:10,896 --> 01:07:12,071
I CALLED YOU.
1448
01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:14,769
OH, MY GOD!
1449
01:07:14,813 --> 01:07:16,380
THAT IS SO SWEET!
1450
01:07:16,423 --> 01:07:19,818
YOU'RE SUCH A DOLL.
1451
01:07:19,861 --> 01:07:20,862
AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE
ON YOUR HONEYMOON?
1452
01:07:20,906 --> 01:07:22,299
SWEETIE, DON'T WORRY.
1453
01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:24,388
I WON'T GO PUBLIC
TILL NEXT ISSUE'S OUT.
1454
01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:26,825
I MEAN, I DON'T WANT US
ALL TO LOOK STUPID, RIGHT?
1455
01:07:26,868 --> 01:07:28,218
BUT, COME ON.
1456
01:07:28,261 --> 01:07:31,960
BANKERS DON'T
SEND YOU POETRY.
1457
01:07:32,004 --> 01:07:33,136
IT'S WEIRD.
1458
01:07:33,179 --> 01:07:35,138
I MEAN, I FEEL
HURT, ACTUALLY.
1459
01:07:35,181 --> 01:07:38,706
AND RELIEVED, WHICH
IS A BIZARRE COMBINATION.
1460
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,491
I MEAN, I DON'T
EVEN WANT HIM, RIGHT?
1461
01:07:40,534 --> 01:07:41,709
I'M SINGLE, HE'S SINGLE.
1462
01:07:41,753 --> 01:07:44,799
I MEAN, GIRLS LIKE US,
WE ROCK ON OUR OWN.
1463
01:07:44,843 --> 01:07:47,759
WE DATE WHO WE WANT,
YOU KNOW, WHEN WE WANT.
1464
01:07:47,802 --> 01:07:49,804
WE ADOPT,
IF WE FEEL THE NEED.
1465
01:07:49,848 --> 01:07:51,154
FRANKLY...
1466
01:07:53,547 --> 01:07:55,027
I FEEL VERY WHOLE.
1467
01:07:56,898 --> 01:07:58,683
BUT PLEASE DON'T
MAKE ME GO TO THIS
THING BY MYSELF TONIGHT.
1468
01:07:58,726 --> 01:08:02,382
PLEASE GO INSIDE
AND PUT ON A DRESS
AND TAKE AN ASPIRIN?
1469
01:08:14,177 --> 01:08:16,614
NO?
1470
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,665
NO.
1471
01:08:26,058 --> 01:08:28,365
HONEY, I'M SO SORRY.
1472
01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:30,671
BUT YOU WORK AT
A BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC.
1473
01:08:30,715 --> 01:08:32,673
I KNOW! I KNOW!
1474
01:08:32,717 --> 01:08:35,241
YOU'RE HAVING IT?
1475
01:08:35,285 --> 01:08:37,722
YOU AND... LUKE?
1476
01:08:38,897 --> 01:08:40,420
HE'S THRILLED.
1477
01:08:40,464 --> 01:08:43,336
HE'S ACTUALLY...
HE-- HE'S THRILLED!
1478
01:08:44,685 --> 01:08:45,730
WHY ARE YOU APOLOGIZING?
1479
01:08:45,773 --> 01:08:48,689
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
1480
01:08:48,733 --> 01:08:50,561
I'M SO HAPPY
FOR YOU BOTH.
1481
01:08:50,604 --> 01:08:52,998
HEY, YOU GUYS
WANT SOME TEA?
1482
01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,739
I WISH I COULD STAY,
I REALLY DO, BUT...
1483
01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:56,741
PROMISE ME WE CAN
CELEBRATE LATER.
1484
01:08:56,784 --> 01:08:59,135
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS!
1485
01:08:59,178 --> 01:09:00,179
PIPPA, DON'T!
1486
01:09:00,223 --> 01:09:02,573
I WANT TO BE GODMOTHER!
1487
01:09:02,616 --> 01:09:04,836
PIPPA!
1488
01:09:07,447 --> 01:09:08,709
[ crying ]
1489
01:09:19,851 --> 01:09:23,159
AND THAT'S WHY
I WANTED YOU TO BE
THE FIRST TO KNOW.
1490
01:09:23,202 --> 01:09:25,422
LET'S TRY THE
ROUGE, SHALL WE?
1491
01:09:25,465 --> 01:09:26,640
MAKING THE ANNOUNCEMENT
NEXT WEEK.
1492
01:09:26,684 --> 01:09:27,859
WE'RE DUMPING EVERYTHING.
1493
01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:29,426
NONE OF THE MAGAZINES
ARE TURNING A PROFIT.
1494
01:09:29,469 --> 01:09:30,644
DID YOU SEE
THAT WEDDING MAGAZINE?
1495
01:09:30,688 --> 01:09:33,212
THAT'S McGEE'S KID.
TOTAL DILETTANTE.
1496
01:09:33,256 --> 01:09:34,779
NICE COVER,
NO CONTENT.
1497
01:09:34,822 --> 01:09:36,824
Man: YOU'RE RIGHT,
MR. JACKMAN.
1498
01:09:40,611 --> 01:09:41,655
[ gasps ]
1499
01:09:41,699 --> 01:09:44,571
LOOK AT YOU,
SEXY THING.
1500
01:09:44,615 --> 01:09:47,008
YOU DID GOOD,
MATCHMAKER.
1501
01:09:47,052 --> 01:09:48,836
- HI, RAPHAEL.
- HI.
1502
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,795
OH, HI, GUYS.
1503
01:09:50,838 --> 01:09:54,015
YOU REMEMBER CHAD
FROM THE MR. TUX
AD CAMPAIGN?
1504
01:09:56,888 --> 01:09:58,106
HI.
1505
01:09:58,150 --> 01:09:59,630
THIS IS SASHA.
1506
01:09:59,673 --> 01:10:00,848
SASHA GRAY.
1507
01:10:00,892 --> 01:10:02,110
SASHA!
1508
01:10:02,154 --> 01:10:03,242
OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S SO WEIRD.
1509
01:10:03,286 --> 01:10:05,679
YOU GUYS HAVE
THE SAME LAST NAME.
1510
01:10:05,723 --> 01:10:10,118
GUYS, THIS IS
SO EXCITING!
1511
01:10:10,162 --> 01:10:12,295
Hemingway:
HOW YOU DOING,
FOLKS? GOOD EVENING.
1512
01:10:12,338 --> 01:10:13,731
EVERYBODY
LOOKS GREAT.
1513
01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:14,775
AHH.
1514
01:10:14,819 --> 01:10:16,299
- HELLO, MR. JONES.
- HI.
1515
01:10:16,342 --> 01:10:19,040
Woman over P.A.:
UP NEXT IS THE
AWARD FOR DESIGN.
1516
01:10:19,084 --> 01:10:20,216
MANY OF YOU
WHO KNOW ME
1517
01:10:20,259 --> 01:10:22,000
KNOW I WENT TO SCHOOL
FOR DESIGN...
1518
01:10:22,043 --> 01:10:24,307
AT ECOLE DE PHOTO.
1519
01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:26,439
AND... WELL,
NOT NOMINATED,
1520
01:10:26,483 --> 01:10:28,398
BUT IT'S ALL
VERY POLITICAL.
1521
01:10:28,441 --> 01:10:30,095
SO, YOU'RE
A DOCTOR, HUH?
1522
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:33,054
I REALLY RESPECT
PEOPLE WHO...
GIVE BACK.
1523
01:10:33,098 --> 01:10:35,405
OH, YEAH. ME, TOO.
1524
01:10:35,448 --> 01:10:36,841
Presenter:
COMING UP NEXT,
THE AWARDS
1525
01:10:36,884 --> 01:10:38,712
FOR PHOTOGRAPHY
AND GRAPHIC DESIGN.
1526
01:10:38,756 --> 01:10:40,279
OKAY. Y'ALL
CROSS YOUR
FINGERS.
1527
01:10:40,323 --> 01:10:41,585
BUT FIRST, A VERY
SPECIAL MOMENT.
1528
01:10:41,628 --> 01:10:42,760
WHERE'S
ROXANNE?
1529
01:10:42,803 --> 01:10:44,196
THE LIFETIME
ACHIEVEMENT AWARD...
1530
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,198
- [ knocks ]
- ROXANNE, OUR
AWARD'S COMING UP.
1531
01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,461
...IS A PUBLISHER
WITH OVER 10 MAGAZINES
1532
01:10:48,505 --> 01:10:51,116
- IN HIS REPERTOIRE.
- I GOT IT.
1533
01:10:51,159 --> 01:10:52,770
DROPPED MY NAPKIN.
1534
01:10:52,813 --> 01:10:54,380
OKAY. I'M GONNA
BE SICK.
1535
01:10:54,424 --> 01:10:58,079
TOUGHER THAN NAILS
AND WISER THAN SOLOMON,
1536
01:10:58,123 --> 01:11:00,691
MR. MALCOLM McGEE.
1537
01:11:04,216 --> 01:11:05,696
CHRIST,
HE'S NOT HERE.
1538
01:11:05,739 --> 01:11:08,220
I GUESS I SHOULD
GET IT FOR HIM?
1539
01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:09,656
YES, GO!
1540
01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:11,615
YEAH, GO.
1541
01:11:11,658 --> 01:11:13,573
UNFORTUNATELY,
MALCOLM CAN'T BE
WITH US TONIGHT.
1542
01:11:13,617 --> 01:11:15,401
BUT HE'S ASKED
THAT HIS COLLEAGUE
1543
01:11:15,445 --> 01:11:17,664
AND VICE PRESIDENT,
IAN GRAY,
1544
01:11:17,708 --> 01:11:19,884
ACCEPT THE AWARD
ON HIS BEHALF.
1545
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,670
[ sighs ]
1546
01:11:29,241 --> 01:11:30,373
WAIT. PIPPA,
DON'T GO.
1547
01:11:38,337 --> 01:11:39,730
PIPPA.
1548
01:11:41,949 --> 01:11:43,386
PIPPA, I'M SORRY.
1549
01:11:43,429 --> 01:11:44,735
- I HAD NO--
- IT'S FINE.
1550
01:11:44,778 --> 01:11:46,214
IT'S NOT FINE.
1551
01:11:46,258 --> 01:11:48,913
ALL RIGHT? IT'S NOT
FAIR, IT'S NOT FINE.
1552
01:11:48,956 --> 01:11:50,349
[ sighs ]
1553
01:11:52,438 --> 01:11:54,179
COME ON.
AT LEAST LET ME
DRIVE YOU HOME.
1554
01:11:54,222 --> 01:11:56,834
I'M NOT GOING HOME.
1555
01:11:56,877 --> 01:11:58,357
KEEP ON
RUNNIN', HUH?
1556
01:11:58,401 --> 01:12:00,098
DON'T YOU
EVER GET TIRED?
1557
01:12:00,141 --> 01:12:01,926
IT'S CALLED LIVING, IAN.
I WOULDN'T EXACTLY
SAY YOU'RE AN EXPERT.
1558
01:12:01,969 --> 01:12:03,319
LIVING WHAT?
1559
01:12:03,362 --> 01:12:04,798
BUNGEE JUMPING
OFF SOME CLIFF?
1560
01:12:04,842 --> 01:12:06,409
RUNNING AROUND
WITH SOME RANDOM GUY
1561
01:12:06,452 --> 01:12:08,193
WHO'S NOT WORTH
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME?
1562
01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:10,630
- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.
- BULLSHIT.
1563
01:12:10,674 --> 01:12:12,545
I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T
TALK TO YOUR FATHER.
1564
01:12:12,589 --> 01:12:14,895
I KNOW THAT YOU
MISS YOUR MOTHER.
1565
01:12:14,939 --> 01:12:16,680
I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK
LIKE WHEN YOU KISS.
1566
01:12:16,723 --> 01:12:19,726
AND I KNOW
THAT YOU HAVE NEVER,
EVER DATED SOMEONE
1567
01:12:19,770 --> 01:12:20,640
THAT MATTERS TO YOU.
1568
01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:22,773
YOU THINK
YOU MATTER TO ME?
1569
01:12:22,816 --> 01:12:25,166
- HEY, HEY.
DON'T DO THIS.
- WHY NOT?
1570
01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:27,038
I HEARD YOU
TALKING TO JACKMAN.
1571
01:12:27,081 --> 01:12:29,606
SELLING OUT MY DAD
BEHIND HIS BACK,
1572
01:12:29,649 --> 01:12:31,172
TELLING ME I COULD
MAKE IT WORK,
1573
01:12:31,216 --> 01:12:33,174
BUT THEN ASSUMING
THAT I'M GONNA FAIL.
1574
01:12:33,218 --> 01:12:36,003
WELL,
CONGRATULATIONS,
IT WORKED.
1575
01:12:36,047 --> 01:12:37,570
BUT WHAT DO
YOU HAVE LEFT?
1576
01:12:37,614 --> 01:12:39,833
SOME EX-WIFE
THAT YOU CAN'T SEEM
TO BREAK UP WITH?
1577
01:12:39,877 --> 01:12:42,749
THE DREAM OF SOME
SAILBOAT THAT YOU
PUT IN STORAGE?
1578
01:12:42,793 --> 01:12:45,273
ACCEPTING
AWARDS FOR OTHER
PEOPLE'S VISION?
1579
01:12:45,317 --> 01:12:46,753
THAT'S NOT LIVING.
1580
01:12:46,797 --> 01:12:48,886
THAT'S PATHETIC.
1581
01:13:01,246 --> 01:13:03,030
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
1582
01:13:04,031 --> 01:13:05,729
THAT'S BARELY
WORTH MENTIONING.
1583
01:13:05,772 --> 01:13:08,775
MUST NOT BE IMPORTANT
IF YOU GOT IAN GRAY
TO ACCEPT IT FOR YOU.
1584
01:13:08,819 --> 01:13:11,996
WELL, I'VE WORKED
WITH IAN FOR YEARS.
I'M HIS MENTOR.
1585
01:13:12,039 --> 01:13:13,998
AND I'M YOUR DAUGHTER.
1586
01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:16,087
DOESN'T REALLY COUNT
FOR MUCH, DOES IT?
1587
01:13:16,130 --> 01:13:17,610
I DIDN'T MATTER
TO YOU AS A KID,
1588
01:13:17,654 --> 01:13:19,307
I DIDN'T MATTER
TO YOU AS A TEENAGER.
1589
01:13:19,351 --> 01:13:21,135
AND BY THE WAY, PHILIPPA,
YOUR MOM DIED LAST NIGHT.
1590
01:13:21,179 --> 01:13:22,963
YOU'RE TOO BUSY
TO LET ME KNOW.
1591
01:13:23,007 --> 01:13:24,530
LOOK.
1592
01:13:24,574 --> 01:13:26,706
I WANTED TO TELL
YOU IN PERSON.
1593
01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:28,012
WELL, I'M HERE NOW.
1594
01:13:28,055 --> 01:13:32,451
I'M LIVING WITH YOU
IN THIS MUSEUM.
1595
01:13:32,495 --> 01:13:36,499
I'M 29 YEARS OLD,
AND I'M PUTTING
MY LIFE ON HOLD
1596
01:13:36,542 --> 01:13:39,545
TRYING TO MAKE
YOU PROUD OF ME.
1597
01:13:39,589 --> 01:13:40,677
WHAT A WASTE.
1598
01:13:42,809 --> 01:13:46,291
YOU KNOW, IAN'S
WORKING WITH JACKMAN
BEHIND YOUR BACK.
1599
01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:49,294
HE'S NEGOTIATING
THE INEVITABLE TAKEOVER.
1600
01:13:49,337 --> 01:13:50,469
IT'S PRACTICALLY OEDIPAL.
1601
01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:51,644
WAIT A MINUTE.
1602
01:13:51,688 --> 01:13:53,820
IT'S NOT
BEHIND MY BACK.
1603
01:13:53,864 --> 01:13:55,126
WHAT?
1604
01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:57,476
IT'S NOT A TAKEOVER.
1605
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:59,478
I'M SELLING.
1606
01:13:59,522 --> 01:14:01,872
AND I ASKED IAN
TO HANDLE IT FOR ME.
1607
01:14:04,701 --> 01:14:06,703
YOU GOT IAN
TO DO IT FOR YOU?
1608
01:14:08,618 --> 01:14:10,794
DID YOU EVER THINK
OF LETTING ME KNOW, DAD?
1609
01:14:16,060 --> 01:14:18,584
WELL, I HOPE
YOU PUT THAT AWARD
ON YOUR MANTELPIECE,
1610
01:14:18,628 --> 01:14:21,674
AND I HOPE YOU SHINE IT
AND LOOK AT IT EVERY DAY.
1611
01:14:21,718 --> 01:14:24,198
'CAUSE IT'S ALL
YOU GOT LEFT.
1612
01:14:31,249 --> 01:14:32,685
[ sighs ]
1613
01:14:32,729 --> 01:14:34,382
- Pippa: SO WHERE WAS I?
- YOU WERE ON THE PART ABOUT YOU
1614
01:14:34,426 --> 01:14:35,601
BEING A THOUGHTLESS
PIECE OF SHIT.
1615
01:14:35,645 --> 01:14:36,820
- RIGHT, THANK YOU.
- ANYTIME.
1616
01:14:36,863 --> 01:14:38,735
ALL RIGHT.
SO THEN I SAY,
1617
01:14:38,778 --> 01:14:40,954
"OBVIOUSLY MY INABILITY
TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY FATHER
1618
01:14:40,998 --> 01:14:43,740
HAS AFFECTED BOTH
MY PROFESSIONAL JUDGMENT
AND MY PERSONAL BEHAVIOR."
1619
01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:46,394
RUN-ON SENTENCE.
1620
01:14:46,438 --> 01:14:48,309
"AND THEREFORE I HAVE
DECIDED TO REMOVE MYSELF
1621
01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:50,007
FROM THE EDITORIAL
MASTHEAD BEFORE I DO
ANYMORE DAMAGE."
1622
01:14:50,050 --> 01:14:52,313
YOU CAN'T START
A SENTENCE WITH "AND."
1623
01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:54,054
LOOK, COULD
YOU JUST NOD?
1624
01:14:54,098 --> 01:14:55,186
OR SMILE?
1625
01:14:55,229 --> 01:14:56,796
[ chuckles ]
LADY, YOU'RE WRITING
1626
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:57,797
A LETTER OF
RESIGNATION
1627
01:14:57,841 --> 01:15:00,713
TO A GUY YOU'RE
CLEARLY HOT FOR.
1628
01:15:00,757 --> 01:15:03,150
LOOK, THIS GUY
WOULD NOT TOUCH ME
WITH A 10-FOOT POLE.
1629
01:15:03,194 --> 01:15:05,544
YOU'RE SURE?
I MEAN, IF HE'S THE ONE.
1630
01:15:05,588 --> 01:15:06,850
EVEN IF HE WAS SOMEONE--
1631
01:15:06,893 --> 01:15:09,287
SOMEONE, THE ONE,
SAME DAMN THING.
1632
01:15:09,330 --> 01:15:10,941
LISTEN.
1633
01:15:10,984 --> 01:15:12,203
GET OUT OF HERE, OKAY?
1634
01:15:12,246 --> 01:15:13,857
GO SHOW
THIS GUY WITH
THE 10-FOOT POLE
1635
01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:15,423
THAT YOU MEAN
BUSINESS.
1636
01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:17,556
YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS,
BUT YOU'RE CREATIVE.
1637
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:19,645
FIGURE IT OUT.
1638
01:15:28,132 --> 01:15:29,612
IAN?
1639
01:15:35,443 --> 01:15:36,706
IAN?
1640
01:15:56,682 --> 01:15:58,728
[ bicycle pedaling by ]
1641
01:15:58,771 --> 01:16:01,078
[ bell ringing ]
1642
01:16:10,435 --> 01:16:11,697
IAN?
1643
01:16:38,463 --> 01:16:39,769
IAN, IT'S ME.
1644
01:16:39,812 --> 01:16:42,249
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY I'M SORRY,
1645
01:16:42,293 --> 01:16:45,644
BUT I'M GONNA TRY.
1646
01:16:45,688 --> 01:16:46,863
OKAY.
1647
01:16:48,821 --> 01:16:50,780
PHILIPPA.
1648
01:16:50,823 --> 01:16:51,868
JESUS, DAD.
1649
01:16:51,911 --> 01:16:53,783
YOU'RE FIRED.
1650
01:16:54,697 --> 01:16:56,046
WHAT?
1651
01:16:56,089 --> 01:16:57,656
YOU DON'T WANNA DO THIS.
1652
01:16:57,700 --> 01:17:00,659
YOU DON'T WANT
TO RUN A WEDDING MAGAZINE
1653
01:17:00,703 --> 01:17:03,836
FOR A COMPANY
THAT IS FALLING APART.
1654
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,969
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1655
01:17:06,012 --> 01:17:07,013
WELL, OF COURSE YOU DON'T,
1656
01:17:07,057 --> 01:17:09,537
BECAUSE I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
1657
01:17:09,581 --> 01:17:13,498
HOW DO I SAY TO MY--
MY DAUGHTER THAT I'M TIRED?
1658
01:17:13,541 --> 01:17:17,545
AND THAT I HAVE SPENT
35 YEARS BUILDING A COMPANY,
1659
01:17:17,589 --> 01:17:20,679
NEGLECTING YOUR MOTHER,
NEGLECTING YOU,
1660
01:17:20,723 --> 01:17:22,855
AND THAT I'M JUST
GOING TO LET IT GO?
1661
01:17:24,465 --> 01:17:26,685
WITHOUT A FIGHT.
1662
01:17:26,729 --> 01:17:30,210
AND, OF COURSE,
INSTEAD OF ASKING YOU
TO FORGIVE ME...
1663
01:17:30,254 --> 01:17:32,125
I KEPT YOU IN THE DARK.
1664
01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:35,259
WHY?
1665
01:17:37,130 --> 01:17:39,393
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO TELL YOU THINGS.
1666
01:17:41,265 --> 01:17:43,441
I'VE BEEN SO HARD ON YOU.
1667
01:17:45,312 --> 01:17:48,359
- DAD, IT'S OKAY.
- IT'S-- IT'S NOT OKAY.
1668
01:17:50,709 --> 01:17:52,798
LIFE'S SO SHORT.
1669
01:17:53,843 --> 01:17:57,107
AND YOU ARE SO...
1670
01:17:57,150 --> 01:17:59,849
REMARKABLE.
1671
01:18:00,850 --> 01:18:04,767
SO, PIPPA,
PLEASE, GET OUT.
1672
01:18:04,810 --> 01:18:06,333
GET OUT OF HERE.
1673
01:18:06,377 --> 01:18:09,119
FIND SOMETHING
THAT YOU LOVE.
1674
01:18:09,162 --> 01:18:12,122
YOU CALLED ME PIPPA.
1675
01:18:17,649 --> 01:18:19,738
I'M TURNING IT
ALL OVER TOMORROW.
1676
01:18:22,828 --> 01:18:24,917
SO THAT'S IT?
IT'S OVER?
1677
01:18:24,961 --> 01:18:26,484
OH, I'LL STAY
ON AS CHAIR
1678
01:18:26,527 --> 01:18:28,399
FOR, YOU KNOW,
A FEW MONTHS
1679
01:18:28,442 --> 01:18:30,531
DURING THE TRANSITION.
1680
01:18:34,231 --> 01:18:36,712
[ sighs ]
1681
01:18:36,755 --> 01:18:39,018
DAD, I WANT
THE LAST ISSUE.
1682
01:18:40,324 --> 01:18:41,804
[ chuckles ]
YOU SURE?
1683
01:18:43,022 --> 01:18:45,285
IT'S WHAT
I REALLY WANT.
1684
01:19:04,130 --> 01:19:06,567
LULU, IF WE
MAKE A DONATION
TO YOUR CLINIC,
1685
01:19:06,611 --> 01:19:08,004
WILL YOU DESIGN A DRESS
FOR THE COVER?
1686
01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:09,657
Lulu: I DON'T
KNOW HOW TO
DESIGN A DRESS.
1687
01:19:09,701 --> 01:19:11,268
YEAH. YOU'RE
A VISUAL PERSON.
1688
01:19:11,311 --> 01:19:13,618
YOU KNOW... THE BIG
WHITE DRESS YOU'RE
ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT.
1689
01:19:13,661 --> 01:19:14,967
THOUGH, FRANKLY,
I'M THINKING PINK.
1690
01:19:15,011 --> 01:19:15,968
REALLY?
1691
01:19:16,012 --> 01:19:17,535
ANYTHING I WANT?
1692
01:19:17,578 --> 01:19:18,884
PIPPA!
1693
01:19:18,928 --> 01:19:20,886
I'VE GOT FIVE COUPLES
FOR YOUR GAY MARRIAGE STORY.
1694
01:19:20,930 --> 01:19:22,496
IT IS YOUR GAY
MARRIAGE STORY,
1695
01:19:22,540 --> 01:19:24,368
ASSUMING YOU'RE
WILLING TO WRITE IT.
1696
01:19:24,411 --> 01:19:26,326
- Frank: OH, WICKED.
- OKAY, LEE, DESIGN
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
1697
01:19:26,370 --> 01:19:27,806
GO CRAZY.
SURPRISE ME.
1698
01:19:27,850 --> 01:19:28,807
GREAT!
1699
01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:29,765
GUYS, GUESS WHAT?
1700
01:19:29,808 --> 01:19:31,244
JOHN IRVING SAID YES.
1701
01:19:31,288 --> 01:19:32,768
HE'LL WRITE A PIECE
ON MARRIAGE IN TWO DAYS.
1702
01:19:32,811 --> 01:19:34,813
IF I MANAGE HIS
STOCKS FOR A YEAR.
1703
01:19:34,857 --> 01:19:35,814
JUST CALL ME
THE RAINMAKER.
1704
01:19:35,858 --> 01:19:36,772
OH, MY GOD!
1705
01:19:36,815 --> 01:19:39,165
I LOVE YOU,
GUYS!
1706
01:19:39,209 --> 01:19:41,385
- I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO THIS.
- YES, YOU DO.
1707
01:19:41,428 --> 01:19:42,952
DEAR "WEDDING BELLS,"
1708
01:19:42,995 --> 01:19:44,475
MY FRIENDS
TELL ME THAT I HAVE
PETER PAN SYNDROME,
1709
01:19:44,518 --> 01:19:46,477
THAT I'M AFRAID
TO GROW UP.
1710
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,827
WILL COMMITTING
TO SOMEONE I LOVE MAKE
THIS BETTER OR WORSE?
1711
01:19:48,871 --> 01:19:51,177
SIGNED, 29 FOREVER.
1712
01:19:51,221 --> 01:19:52,178
WAIT A SECOND.
1713
01:19:52,222 --> 01:19:53,832
DOES IAN KNOW
ABOUT ALL OF THIS?
1714
01:19:53,876 --> 01:19:55,051
NO, IT'S A SURPRISE.
1715
01:19:55,094 --> 01:19:56,443
KIND OF LIKE YOU
UNDER THE TABLE
1716
01:19:56,487 --> 01:19:57,836
AT THE AWARDS
WAS A SURPRISE.
1717
01:19:59,229 --> 01:20:02,798
"DEAR 29 FOREVER..."
1718
01:20:02,841 --> 01:20:03,929
Pippa:
"DEAR READERS,
1719
01:20:03,973 --> 01:20:06,714
BIRDS DO IT, BEES DO IT.
1720
01:20:06,758 --> 01:20:09,152
MY BEST FRIEND
ON THE COVER
CLEARLY DOES IT.
1721
01:20:09,195 --> 01:20:11,719
WE SHOULD ALL BE
SO LUCKY AS TO DO IT.
1722
01:20:11,763 --> 01:20:14,374
- SO, LET'S DO IT RIGHT.
- [singing discordantly ]
1723
01:20:14,418 --> 01:20:16,637
LET'S FALL IN LOVE.
1724
01:20:16,681 --> 01:20:19,727
YOU WANT HOTHOUSE FLOWERS
AND BLUSHER VEILS?
1725
01:20:19,771 --> 01:20:22,295
VEGAS WITH ELVIS
AS YOUR WITNESS?
1726
01:20:22,339 --> 01:20:23,688
YOU WANT TO TIE
THE KNOT AT 90?
1727
01:20:23,731 --> 01:20:26,299
HAVE A BABY
WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND?
1728
01:20:26,343 --> 01:20:28,475
LIVE ALONE?
LIVE TOGETHER?
1729
01:20:28,519 --> 01:20:30,738
TAKE A LOVER?
WED A PARTNER?
1730
01:20:30,782 --> 01:20:32,392
IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
1731
01:20:32,436 --> 01:20:35,874
AND I PROMISE YOU,
IF YOUR CHOICE HAS
SUBSTANCE,
1732
01:20:35,918 --> 01:20:37,745
IT'S GONNA HAVE STYLE.
1733
01:20:37,789 --> 01:20:39,443
STOP WORRYING
ABOUT SILVERWARE
1734
01:20:39,486 --> 01:20:40,792
AND START THINKING
ABOUT PASSION.
1735
01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:43,142
AND I'M NOT JUST
TALKING LUST.
1736
01:20:43,186 --> 01:20:46,580
PASSION IS
GIVING SOMETHING YOUR
UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.
1737
01:20:46,624 --> 01:20:48,321
IT'S SOMEONE WANTING TO
KNOW YOUR BEST MOMENTS
1738
01:20:48,365 --> 01:20:49,583
AND YOUR WORST.
1739
01:20:49,627 --> 01:20:50,846
IT'S SOMEONE
YOU DELIGHT,
1740
01:20:50,889 --> 01:20:52,543
JUST BY BEING YOURSELF.
1741
01:20:52,586 --> 01:20:54,197
IT JUST HAS TO BE REAL."
1742
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:56,460
[ cheering and applause ]
1743
01:20:56,503 --> 01:20:57,591
"AND IF IT IS,
1744
01:20:57,635 --> 01:20:59,028
YOU'LL BE SO BUSY
FALLING IN LOVE,
1745
01:20:59,071 --> 01:21:00,681
YOU WON'T NOTICE
ANYTHING ELSE.
1746
01:21:00,725 --> 01:21:02,161
HAPPY SPRING.
1747
01:21:02,205 --> 01:21:03,641
- LOVE, PIPPA."
- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
1748
01:21:03,684 --> 01:21:05,773
- FREE CHAMPAGNE?
- I LOOK GORGEOUS.
1749
01:21:05,817 --> 01:21:07,340
I'LL BE ON YOUR
NEXT COVER.
1750
01:21:07,384 --> 01:21:08,907
OH, SWEETIE.
OH, CONGRATULATIONS.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
1751
01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:10,691
- Roxanne: MS. McGEE.
- Lulu: CONGRATULATIONS.
1752
01:21:10,735 --> 01:21:12,519
IT WOULD BE SO EASY
TO HATE YOU,
1753
01:21:12,563 --> 01:21:15,522
BUT IT'S SELLING
OFF THE GODDAMN SHELVES.
1754
01:21:15,566 --> 01:21:17,176
OH, MY GOD. IT'S AMAZING.
THEY'VE GOT INTERVIEWS,
THEY'VE GOT--
1755
01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:18,656
I'VE GOT FANS.
1756
01:21:18,699 --> 01:21:20,353
"ROXANNE PERDUE'S
COLUMN 'TOUGH LOVE'
1757
01:21:20,397 --> 01:21:22,268
IS A REFRESHING DELIGHT."
1758
01:21:22,312 --> 01:21:23,313
PIPPA.
1759
01:21:23,356 --> 01:21:24,662
HEY.
1760
01:21:26,098 --> 01:21:28,666
CONGRATULATIONS.
1761
01:21:28,709 --> 01:21:31,799
I... WANTED
TO COME BY.
1762
01:21:33,236 --> 01:21:34,672
HOW'S SYDNEY?
1763
01:21:35,673 --> 01:21:38,632
WELL, THAT'S THE THING.
1764
01:21:38,676 --> 01:21:40,112
SHE'S A NICE GIRL.
1765
01:21:40,156 --> 01:21:41,548
MMM, SHE'S CRAZY.
1766
01:21:41,592 --> 01:21:42,593
[ laughs ]
1767
01:21:42,636 --> 01:21:43,855
SHE'S FUN.
1768
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:44,900
SHE MIGHT MAKE
YOU HAPPY.
1769
01:21:44,943 --> 01:21:46,031
YOU THINK?
1770
01:21:46,075 --> 01:21:48,729
IT'S WORTH A TRY.
1771
01:21:57,869 --> 01:22:00,002
ALL RIGHTY.
OH, WE'VE GOT
INTERVIEWS.
1772
01:22:00,045 --> 01:22:01,960
- ACTUALLY, YOU GUYS,
I GOTTA GO.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1773
01:22:02,004 --> 01:22:03,222
Pippa:
IT'S KIND OF
ABOUT A GUY.
1774
01:22:04,397 --> 01:22:05,703
- OH, MY GOD.
- OH.
1775
01:22:05,746 --> 01:22:07,487
Roxanne:
OH, NO, NO, NO.
HEAVEN CAN WAIT.
1776
01:22:07,531 --> 01:22:08,967
OH, NO,
IT CAN'T.
1777
01:22:09,011 --> 01:22:11,013
Lulu:
PIPPA! WAIT!
1778
01:22:11,056 --> 01:22:13,145
WAIT UP
FOR ME!
1779
01:22:14,799 --> 01:22:17,541
♪ ALL THOSE PEOPLE
I SAY GOOD-BYE TO... ♪
1780
01:22:17,584 --> 01:22:18,672
Roxanne:
WAIT. WHERE ARE WE GOING?
1781
01:22:18,716 --> 01:22:19,717
Frank:
AN ANTIQUE STORE.
1782
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:21,371
Pippa:
IT'S A LONG STORY.
1783
01:22:21,414 --> 01:22:22,807
I'VE COME
ABOUT A BED.
1784
01:22:22,850 --> 01:22:23,895
SINGLE, DOUBLE,
IRON?
1785
01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:24,940
- PINE.
- DOUBLE.
1786
01:22:24,983 --> 01:22:26,593
IT'S GOT LIKE
THESE SPINDLY THINGS.
1787
01:22:26,637 --> 01:22:28,030
IT'S GOT
A VERY FIRM MATTRESS.
1788
01:22:28,073 --> 01:22:29,727
IT'S FOR A GUY.
IT'S FOR A VERY
SPECIFIC GUY.
1789
01:22:29,770 --> 01:22:30,771
IT'S A PRESENT.
1790
01:22:30,815 --> 01:22:31,903
I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE AD
1791
01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:33,557
- IN "WEDDING BELLS."
- WHAT? FRANK.
1792
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:34,558
SOLD IT.
1793
01:22:34,601 --> 01:22:35,994
[ all groaning ]
1794
01:22:36,038 --> 01:22:37,343
Lulu:
GO, PIP! GO, PIP!
1795
01:22:39,693 --> 01:22:40,912
I CAN'T DO IT.
1796
01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:42,783
All:
GO ON!
1797
01:22:42,827 --> 01:22:43,784
GO GET HIM!
GET THAT MAN!
1798
01:22:43,828 --> 01:22:45,047
[ all speaking at once ]
1799
01:22:46,744 --> 01:22:48,746
♪ ONE DROP AT A TIME
1800
01:22:48,789 --> 01:22:50,661
♪ ONE DROP AT A TIME
1801
01:22:50,704 --> 01:22:52,663
♪ ONE DROP AT A TIME
1802
01:22:52,706 --> 01:22:54,752
♪ OH, YEAH.
1803
01:23:01,150 --> 01:23:02,760
[ water sloshing ]
1804
01:23:05,632 --> 01:23:08,331
Roxanne:
FORGET HIM. YOU'RE
YOUNG, YOU'RE CUTE.
1805
01:23:08,374 --> 01:23:09,723
YOU'LL BE FINE.
1806
01:23:09,767 --> 01:23:11,595
CALL ME
WHEN YOU HIT 40.
1807
01:23:11,638 --> 01:23:12,683
I'M ALMOST 40.
1808
01:23:12,726 --> 01:23:13,771
YOU'RE 29.
1809
01:23:13,814 --> 01:23:15,991
BOO FUCKING HOO.
IT GETS WORSE.
1810
01:23:16,034 --> 01:23:17,557
JUST WITH BETTER CLOTHES.
1811
01:23:17,601 --> 01:23:18,950
ROXANNE, I STILL
THINK THAT SHE
SHOULD TALK TO HIM.
1812
01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:20,386
Pippa: HE'S FINE.
HE'S GOOD.
1813
01:23:20,430 --> 01:23:23,520
HE'S WITH A VERY NICE
WOMAN WHO SAVES LIVES.
1814
01:23:23,563 --> 01:23:24,477
[ water sloshing ]
1815
01:23:24,521 --> 01:23:26,958
HELLO.
CIRQUE DE SOLEIL HERE.
1816
01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:28,394
Pippa:
I TALKED TO JACKMAN.
1817
01:23:28,438 --> 01:23:29,830
THEY'RE KEEPING
THE MAGAZINE.
1818
01:23:29,874 --> 01:23:30,918
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
1819
01:23:30,962 --> 01:23:32,920
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
1820
01:23:32,964 --> 01:23:34,618
Pippa:
I QUIT. GONNA WRITE A BOOK.
1821
01:23:34,661 --> 01:23:37,447
ADVENTURE TRAVEL
FOR THE SINGLE WOMAN.
1822
01:23:42,408 --> 01:23:44,280
I DON'T WANT
A NEW BOSS.
1823
01:23:44,323 --> 01:23:45,890
WELL, ROXANNE'S
GONNA BE AN
EXCELLENT EDITOR.
1824
01:23:45,933 --> 01:23:47,544
- I MEAN, SHE'S SMART,
SHE'S FAIR.
- [ gasps ]
1825
01:23:47,587 --> 01:23:48,806
SHE KNOWS
THE BUSINESS.
1826
01:23:48,849 --> 01:23:50,590
PIPPA.
1827
01:23:51,983 --> 01:23:53,550
HEY, I WAS SIPPING.
1828
01:23:53,593 --> 01:23:54,638
SHUT IT, LADY.
1829
01:23:54,681 --> 01:23:55,813
YOU GOT FRUIT
IN YOUR WOMB.
1830
01:23:55,856 --> 01:23:56,901
PIPPA, I REALLY
STILL THINK
1831
01:23:56,944 --> 01:23:58,381
YOU SHOULD
TALK TO HIM.
1832
01:23:59,947 --> 01:24:02,602
Lulu:
OH, SWEETIE.
1833
01:24:03,734 --> 01:24:05,301
HE'S GONNA CALL YOU.
1834
01:24:05,344 --> 01:24:08,043
- I DON'T KNOW.
- [ sighs ]
1835
01:24:08,086 --> 01:24:10,697
SWEETIE, IT'S OKAY.
1836
01:24:10,741 --> 01:24:12,786
NO.
1837
01:24:12,830 --> 01:24:14,049
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1838
01:24:14,092 --> 01:24:16,138
I'M FINE.
1839
01:24:31,675 --> 01:24:33,764
[ car starts ]
1840
01:24:58,876 --> 01:25:00,007
[ sighs ]
1841
01:25:03,750 --> 01:25:05,578
[ seagulls cawing ]
1842
01:25:30,603 --> 01:25:32,127
[ splash ]
1843
01:25:43,573 --> 01:25:44,835
[ chuckles ]
1844
01:25:44,878 --> 01:25:46,793
OH, MY GOD.
1845
01:25:47,838 --> 01:25:49,579
I READ YOUR EDITORIAL!
1846
01:25:49,622 --> 01:25:52,451
THE WHOLE MAGAZINE--
IT'S AMAZING!
1847
01:25:52,495 --> 01:25:54,192
I HEAR THEY'RE
SAVING IT!
1848
01:25:54,236 --> 01:25:56,977
SO YOU WENT SAILING?
1849
01:25:57,021 --> 01:25:58,979
YOUR DAD SAID
YOU WERE AT THE LAKE.
1850
01:25:59,023 --> 01:26:01,765
THOUGHT I'D
GIVE IT A TRY.
1851
01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:16,954
THAT BED WAS SOLD.
1852
01:26:16,997 --> 01:26:20,827
YEAH.
TO ME, FOR YOU.
1853
01:26:23,700 --> 01:26:26,920
PIPPA, IT DIDN'T WORK
WITH HER THE FIRST TIME.
1854
01:26:26,964 --> 01:26:29,836
AND I'M IN LOVE
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
1855
01:26:30,794 --> 01:26:32,448
SO, ARE YOU
ON THE REBOUND?
1856
01:26:32,491 --> 01:26:33,753
'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN COMPETE
1857
01:26:33,797 --> 01:26:35,842
WITH SOME SUPERHERO
SURGEON PERSON.
1858
01:26:35,886 --> 01:26:36,843
WHAT?
1859
01:26:36,887 --> 01:26:38,497
YOU DON'T LISTEN,
DO YOU?
1860
01:26:38,541 --> 01:26:40,760
EVER.
[ laughs ]
1861
01:26:40,804 --> 01:26:43,894
- I'M JUST SAYIN'.
- IT'S OKAY. FORGET IT.
1862
01:26:43,937 --> 01:26:46,375
I MEAN, I SAILED
ALL THIS WAY, BUT WHATEVER.
1863
01:26:46,418 --> 01:26:48,246
- DON'T LEAVE.
- CAN'T HEAR YOU.
1864
01:26:48,290 --> 01:26:49,291
PLEASE.
1865
01:26:49,334 --> 01:26:51,728
DON'T LEAVE.
1866
01:26:51,771 --> 01:26:52,772
[ both laughing ]
1867
01:26:52,816 --> 01:26:55,340
- [ kissing ]
- OKAY.
1868
01:26:55,384 --> 01:26:56,820
I LIKE YOU, TOO.
1869
01:26:59,823 --> 01:27:00,954
FINALLY.
1870
01:27:00,998 --> 01:27:02,304
[ giggling ]
1871
01:27:13,445 --> 01:27:15,055
[ giggling ]
1872
01:27:42,692 --> 01:27:45,042
YOU'RE STILL HERE.
1873
01:27:58,011 --> 01:27:59,839
[ music playing ]
1874
01:28:11,547 --> 01:28:12,983
♪ YO
1875
01:28:20,904 --> 01:28:23,602
♪ DO I, DO I
1876
01:28:23,646 --> 01:28:24,647
♪ INTIMIDATE YOU
1877
01:28:24,690 --> 01:28:27,345
♪ DO I, DO I
1878
01:28:27,389 --> 01:28:28,651
I'D LIKE TO FINISH
BY SAYING
1879
01:28:28,694 --> 01:28:30,740
MY DARLING, DARLING
LULU HAS MOVED
1880
01:28:30,783 --> 01:28:32,916
FROM THE HURLY-BURLY
OF THE CHAISE LOUNGE
1881
01:28:32,959 --> 01:28:35,266
TO THE DEEP,
DEEP PEACE OF
THE DOUBLE BED.
1882
01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:37,224
AND I, FOR ONE,
DRINK TO THAT.
1883
01:28:37,268 --> 01:28:38,791
- Woman: CHEERS!
- THANK YOU.
1884
01:28:38,835 --> 01:28:41,664
- Man: BOTTOMS UP.
- ♪ DOIN' IT FOR ME, TOO
1885
01:28:41,707 --> 01:28:42,969
TO LUKE AND LULU.
1886
01:28:43,013 --> 01:28:44,884
All:
TO LUKE AND LULU!
TO LUKE AND LULU!
1887
01:28:44,928 --> 01:28:46,669
♪ THROW YOUR HANDS
UP IN THE AIR ♪
1888
01:28:46,712 --> 01:28:49,541
Jane: IT'S A DARK
CHOCOLATE CALLEBAUT
TRUFFLE FONDANT
1889
01:28:49,585 --> 01:28:51,891
- AND BUTTER CREAM FROSTING.
- UH-HUH.
1890
01:28:51,935 --> 01:28:54,285
♪ WE WILL SHARE
THE GLOWING SUN ♪
1891
01:28:54,329 --> 01:28:56,896
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1892
01:28:56,940 --> 01:28:58,376
WHEN I THREW
IT, IF YOU JUST
GET AT IT
1893
01:28:58,420 --> 01:28:59,812
WITH A
45° ANGLE
RIGHT HERE.
1894
01:28:59,856 --> 01:29:01,597
Lulu:
HEY, GUYS. READY?
1895
01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:04,426
OKAY ONE, TWO, THREE.
1896
01:29:04,469 --> 01:29:05,731
[ all shrieking ]
1897
01:29:05,775 --> 01:29:08,604
JANE, YOU'RE
ALREADY MARRIED.
GIVE IT TO RACHEL.
1898
01:29:08,647 --> 01:29:09,648
I KNOW.
I'M JUST MAKING
SURE SHE GOT IT.
1899
01:29:09,692 --> 01:29:11,433
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
1900
01:29:11,476 --> 01:29:13,696
All:
YAY, RACHEL!
1901
01:29:13,739 --> 01:29:16,046
♪ FOLLOW OUR
HEART'S DESIRE ♪
1902
01:29:16,089 --> 01:29:17,917
♪ FOLLOW, FOLLOW
1903
01:29:17,961 --> 01:29:19,702
♪ WHAT FEELS
LIKE HAPPINESS ♪
1904
01:29:19,745 --> 01:29:21,660
♪ I KNOW, I KNOW
1905
01:29:21,704 --> 01:29:23,096
♪ HEARTACHE EXISTS
1906
01:29:23,140 --> 01:29:25,403
♪ I KNOW, I KNOW
1907
01:29:25,447 --> 01:29:28,058
♪ I'LL LOVE AGAIN
1908
01:29:28,101 --> 01:29:30,103
♪ I'LL LET LOVE IN
1909
01:29:30,147 --> 01:29:31,583
[ laughing ]
1910
01:29:31,627 --> 01:29:32,671
♪ YEAH
1911
01:29:32,715 --> 01:29:33,977
Frank:
I LOVE WEDDINGS.
1912
01:29:34,020 --> 01:29:35,631
♪ HEY NOW, HEY NOW
1913
01:29:35,674 --> 01:29:37,850
♪ THROW YOUR HANDS
UP IN THE AIR ♪
1914
01:29:37,894 --> 01:29:39,112
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1915
01:29:39,156 --> 01:29:41,158
♪ HOLD ON,
NOT TOO TIGHT ♪
1916
01:29:41,201 --> 01:29:42,594
♪ HEY NOW, HEY NOW
1917
01:29:42,638 --> 01:29:44,857
♪ WE WILL SHARE
THE GLOWING SUN ♪
1918
01:29:44,901 --> 01:29:46,772
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1919
01:29:46,816 --> 01:29:48,644
♪ LIFE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE FUN ♪
1920
01:29:48,687 --> 01:29:50,602
♪ YEAH
1921
01:29:50,646 --> 01:29:52,430
♪ SUPPOSED TO BE FUN
1922
01:29:52,474 --> 01:29:54,301
♪ YEAH
1923
01:29:54,345 --> 01:29:56,521
♪ SUPPOSED TO BE FUN
1924
01:29:56,565 --> 01:29:57,914
♪ YEAH, YEAH
1925
01:29:57,957 --> 01:29:59,829
♪ SUPPOSED TO BE FUN
1926
01:29:59,872 --> 01:30:01,700
♪ YEAH
1927
01:30:01,744 --> 01:30:03,310
♪ SUPPOSED TO BE FUN
1928
01:30:03,354 --> 01:30:05,574
♪ DO I, DO I
1929
01:30:05,617 --> 01:30:06,575
♪ INTIMIDATE
1930
01:30:06,618 --> 01:30:08,272
♪ HEY NOW, HEY NOW
1931
01:30:08,315 --> 01:30:10,405
♪ THROW YOUR HANDS
UP IN THE AIR ♪
1932
01:30:10,448 --> 01:30:11,667
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1933
01:30:11,710 --> 01:30:13,973
♪ HOLD ON,
NOT TOO TIGHT ♪
1934
01:30:14,017 --> 01:30:15,540
♪ HEY NOW, HEY NOW
1935
01:30:15,584 --> 01:30:17,847
♪ WE WILL SHARE
THE GLOWING SUN ♪
1936
01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:19,457
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1937
01:30:19,501 --> 01:30:21,372
♪ LIFE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE FUN ♪
1938
01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:22,808
♪ HEY NOW, HEY NOW
1939
01:30:22,852 --> 01:30:24,810
♪ THROW YOUR HANDS
UP IN THE AIR ♪
1940
01:30:24,854 --> 01:30:26,421
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1941
01:30:26,464 --> 01:30:28,553
♪ HOLD ON,
NOT TOO TIGHT ♪
1942
01:30:28,597 --> 01:30:29,946
♪ HEY NOW, HEY NOW
1943
01:30:29,989 --> 01:30:31,991
♪ WE WILL SHARE
THE GLOWING SUN ♪
1944
01:30:32,035 --> 01:30:33,819
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
1945
01:30:33,863 --> 01:30:36,256
♪ LIFE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE FUN ♪
1946
01:30:36,300 --> 01:30:38,041
♪ YEAH
1947
01:30:38,084 --> 01:30:39,695
♪ SUPPOSED TO BE FUN
1948
01:30:39,738 --> 01:30:41,697
♪ YEAH
1949
01:30:41,740 --> 01:30:43,307
♪ SUPPOSED TO BE FUN
1950
01:30:43,350 --> 01:30:45,527
♪ YEAH
1951
01:30:45,570 --> 01:30:46,963
♪ SUPPOSED TO BE FUN
1952
01:30:47,006 --> 01:30:48,878
♪ YEAH
1953
01:30:48,921 --> 01:30:51,358
♪ SUPPOSED TO BE FUN
1954
01:30:55,406 --> 01:30:57,626
[ music playing ]
1955
01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:03,980
♪ HEARD ABOUT
THIS GIRL BEFORE ♪
1956
01:31:04,023 --> 01:31:06,939
♪ WHAT HAPPENED TO HER,
I'M NOT SURE ♪
1957
01:31:06,983 --> 01:31:09,681
♪ BUT SHE CAN NEVER
FIND REAL LOVE ♪
1958
01:31:09,725 --> 01:31:13,076
♪ SHE'S JUST
A CONSTANT LOVER ♪
1959
01:31:13,119 --> 01:31:14,512
♪ AND WHEN
1960
01:31:14,556 --> 01:31:17,036
♪ YOU FIND THAT TIME
1961
01:31:17,080 --> 01:31:21,301
♪ WHEN HE'S JUST LIVING
OFF OF SOMEONE ELSE♪
1962
01:31:24,696 --> 01:31:28,831
♪ CITY LIGHTS, MY DEAR
1963
01:31:28,874 --> 01:31:33,749
♪ ARE LOOKING, OH,
SO PRETTY FROM THAT HILL ♪
1964
01:31:33,792 --> 01:31:35,359
♪ AND SHE GOES
1965
01:31:35,402 --> 01:31:39,145
♪ OOH, OOH
1966
01:31:39,189 --> 01:31:41,974
♪ AND HIS VOICE
IS IN MY HEAD ♪
1967
01:31:42,018 --> 01:31:44,847
♪ OOH
1968
01:31:44,890 --> 01:31:47,850
♪ THEY TELL ME
I WOULD END UP DEAD ♪
1969
01:31:47,893 --> 01:31:50,722
♪ OOH
1970
01:31:50,766 --> 01:31:53,812
♪ IF I FELL ASLEEP
WITH YOU ♪
1971
01:31:53,856 --> 01:31:56,511
♪ WHAT COULD I?
1972
01:31:59,731 --> 01:32:02,386
♪ WELL, I WAS PLAYING
HIS GUITAR ♪
1973
01:32:02,429 --> 01:32:05,563
♪ SHE KNOWS THE SONGS
AND HE'LL GET FAR ♪
1974
01:32:05,607 --> 01:32:08,435
♪ GIRL, KEEP
YOUR BEAUTY ♪
1975
01:32:08,479 --> 01:32:11,177
♪ THEY SAY
THAT'S YOUR DUTY ♪
1976
01:32:11,221 --> 01:32:15,486
♪ AND WHEN
IT JUST AIN'T GOOD ♪
1977
01:32:15,530 --> 01:32:20,491
♪ AND YOU DON'T WANT
HIS KISSES ANYMORE ♪
1978
01:32:22,711 --> 01:32:27,019
♪ DON'T BE
A RAG DOLL, DEAR ♪
1979
01:32:27,063 --> 01:32:31,807
♪ 'CAUSE HE'LL
JUST KEEP YOU HANGING
FROM THAT WALL ♪
1980
01:32:31,850 --> 01:32:33,460
♪ AND SHE GOES
1981
01:32:33,504 --> 01:32:37,203
♪ OOH
1982
01:32:37,247 --> 01:32:39,902
♪ AND HIS VOICE
IS IN MY HEAD ♪
1983
01:32:39,945 --> 01:32:42,687
♪ OOH
1984
01:32:42,731 --> 01:32:45,603
♪ THEY TELL ME
I WOULD END UP DEAD ♪
1985
01:32:45,647 --> 01:32:48,737
♪ OOH
1986
01:32:48,780 --> 01:32:51,957
♪ IF I FELL ASLEEP
WITH YOU ♪
1987
01:32:52,001 --> 01:32:55,613
♪ WHAT COULD I DO?
1988
01:32:55,657 --> 01:32:57,441
♪ HEY
1989
01:33:08,495 --> 01:33:11,542
♪ SHE LOVED, HE CAME
1990
01:33:11,586 --> 01:33:14,414
♪ HE'LL COME
BACK AGAIN ♪
1991
01:33:14,458 --> 01:33:17,330
♪ SHE LOVED, HE CAME
1992
01:33:17,374 --> 01:33:20,159
♪ HE'LL COME
BACK AGAIN ♪
1993
01:33:20,203 --> 01:33:23,162
♪ SHE LOVED, HE CAME
1994
01:33:23,206 --> 01:33:26,078
♪ HE'LL COME
BACK AGAIN ♪
1995
01:33:26,122 --> 01:33:28,864
♪ SHE LOVED, HE CAME
1996
01:33:28,907 --> 01:33:32,607
♪ HE WILL COME BACK
AGAIN, YEAH ♪
1997
01:33:38,743 --> 01:33:41,093
♪ HEARD ABOUT
THIS GIRL BEFORE ♪
1998
01:33:41,137 --> 01:33:44,140
♪ WHAT HAPPENED TO HER,
I'M NOT SURE ♪
1999
01:33:44,183 --> 01:33:46,838
♪ SHE CAN NEVER FIND
REAL LOVE ♪
2000
01:33:46,882 --> 01:33:49,798
♪ SHE WAS
A CONSTANT LOVER ♪
2001
01:33:49,841 --> 01:33:53,628
♪ AND WHEN IT JUST
AIN'T GOOD ♪
2002
01:33:53,671 --> 01:33:58,284
♪ AND YOU DON'T WANT
HIS KISSES ANYMORE ♪
2003
01:34:01,374 --> 01:34:05,509
♪ CITY LIGHTS, MY DEAR
2004
01:34:05,552 --> 01:34:10,035
♪ ARE LOOKING, OH, SO
PRETTY FROM THE WORLD ♪
2005
01:34:11,036 --> 01:34:13,082
♪ ALL RIGHT.
128534
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.