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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,928 --> 00:00:52,346 Mr. Cox? 2 00:00:53,097 --> 00:00:55,016 Mr. Cox? 3 00:00:56,434 --> 00:00:58,227 Mr. Cox? 4 00:00:59,186 --> 00:01:01,939 Guys, I need Cox. 5 00:01:03,608 --> 00:01:07,194 He goes on in two minutes and I can't find him. 6 00:01:11,449 --> 00:01:13,075 Mr. Cox. 7 00:01:15,202 --> 00:01:17,121 Mr. Cox? 8 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:20,333 You're gonna have to give him a moment, son. 9 00:01:20,499 --> 00:01:25,087 Dewey Cox needs to think about his entire life before he plays. 10 00:01:53,783 --> 00:01:55,618 Come on, Nate, let's go play. 11 00:01:55,785 --> 00:01:58,037 I can't, Dewey. I gotta practice. 12 00:01:58,204 --> 00:02:02,041 You can't practice all the time, Nate. You're already perfect. 13 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:04,877 All right. Come on, Dewey, let's go play! 14 00:02:05,044 --> 00:02:07,463 -Today's gonna be the best day ever! -Yeah! 15 00:02:07,630 --> 00:02:10,383 Ain't nothing horrible gonna happen today. 16 00:02:12,051 --> 00:02:14,136 What do you wanna be when you grow up, Dewey? 17 00:02:14,303 --> 00:02:17,014 I don't know. Never really thunk about it before. 18 00:02:17,181 --> 00:02:19,892 When I grow up, I'm gonna be a great composer. 19 00:02:20,059 --> 00:02:22,019 And a professional baseball player. 20 00:02:22,186 --> 00:02:26,065 Then I'm gonna be an astronaut, and I'm gonna go to the moon. 21 00:02:26,232 --> 00:02:29,151 There's nothing I won't do with this long, long life of mine. 22 00:02:29,485 --> 00:02:30,653 For sure. 23 00:02:30,820 --> 00:02:34,615 That's what's great about being young. There's so much time to do great things. 24 00:02:34,782 --> 00:02:36,492 Let's go play! 25 00:02:42,415 --> 00:02:43,833 My turn! 26 00:02:48,295 --> 00:02:50,256 I got him! I got him! 27 00:02:50,423 --> 00:02:51,507 Catch! 28 00:02:53,884 --> 00:02:55,177 Chicken! 29 00:02:58,806 --> 00:02:59,974 Yee-haw! 30 00:03:14,822 --> 00:03:17,032 I challenge you to a duel, sir. 31 00:03:17,199 --> 00:03:18,492 I don't know, Nate. 32 00:03:18,659 --> 00:03:21,537 You know how mad Pa gets when we play with his machetes. 33 00:03:21,704 --> 00:03:24,832 Come on, Dewey. There's nothing wrong with a little machete-fighting. 34 00:03:24,999 --> 00:03:27,334 Now, en garde! 35 00:03:30,588 --> 00:03:33,048 Do you yield, sir? Never! 36 00:03:35,718 --> 00:03:37,511 Prepare to meet your maker. 37 00:03:46,353 --> 00:03:48,564 Dewey! Nate! 38 00:03:48,731 --> 00:03:51,358 I'm... I'm... I'm halved! 39 00:03:51,525 --> 00:03:53,235 Oh, we should've listened to Pa. 40 00:03:53,402 --> 00:03:55,446 Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad. 41 00:03:56,280 --> 00:04:00,326 In case I don't make it, then you'll have to be double great 42 00:04:00,493 --> 00:04:02,036 for the both of us. 43 00:04:02,286 --> 00:04:04,413 Wow, that's a lot of pressure, Nate. 44 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:06,999 You can handle it, Dewey. Now, run, get Pa! 45 00:04:11,504 --> 00:04:12,880 Holy shit. 46 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:21,597 This was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half. 47 00:04:22,097 --> 00:04:27,102 I was not able to reattach the top half of his body 48 00:04:27,269 --> 00:04:29,104 to the bottom half of his body. 49 00:04:29,438 --> 00:04:32,900 Speak English, doc! We ain't scientists. 50 00:04:33,234 --> 00:04:35,194 I'm sorry, folks. He's gone. 51 00:04:35,361 --> 00:04:36,946 No. Oh, no! 52 00:04:37,112 --> 00:04:38,531 Oh, my God. 53 00:04:38,697 --> 00:04:40,991 Dear God. Oh, Dewey. 54 00:04:41,158 --> 00:04:42,952 It's all your fault, Dewey Cox. 55 00:04:43,118 --> 00:04:46,330 Oh, Pa, you don't mean that. It's not his fault. 56 00:04:47,706 --> 00:04:49,834 He cut him in half with a machete. 57 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,126 No. 58 00:04:51,293 --> 00:04:54,129 You. You're not half the boy that Nate was. 59 00:04:54,296 --> 00:04:57,299 You're not even half the boy that the top half of Nate was 60 00:04:57,466 --> 00:04:59,260 after you cut him in half. 61 00:04:59,426 --> 00:05:03,180 So you're saying I'm less than a quarter of the boy Nate was? 62 00:05:04,306 --> 00:05:06,892 The wrong kid died. 63 00:05:09,603 --> 00:05:11,480 Ma, I can't smell anything. 64 00:05:12,815 --> 00:05:14,608 You can't smell anything? 65 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:17,278 I think I lost my sense of smell. 66 00:05:17,444 --> 00:05:19,822 You gone smell-blind, son. 67 00:05:21,448 --> 00:05:23,617 It'll pass, Dewey. 68 00:05:23,909 --> 00:05:27,288 Now, you run on down to the country store and get us some butter. 69 00:05:27,788 --> 00:05:29,039 And a candle. 70 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:33,627 We're gonna light us a candle tonight. 71 00:05:38,007 --> 00:05:39,842 ♪ I'm a gamblin' man ♪ 72 00:05:41,176 --> 00:05:43,345 ♪ I gambled everywhere I go ♪ 73 00:05:47,016 --> 00:05:48,767 ♪ I'm a gamblin' man 74 00:05:51,145 --> 00:05:53,856 ♪ Lord, I gambled from door to door ♪♪ 75 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:02,740 I've never heard no music like that before. 76 00:06:02,907 --> 00:06:04,825 It's so sad. 77 00:06:04,992 --> 00:06:07,036 That's why it's called the blues, boy. 78 00:06:07,536 --> 00:06:09,830 I think I'd like to play me some blues. 79 00:06:09,997 --> 00:06:14,543 Ain't no 6-year-old boy understand the true meaning of the blues. 80 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:16,837 I reckon I might. 81 00:06:17,212 --> 00:06:18,714 You play the guitar? 82 00:06:18,881 --> 00:06:22,009 Never have before. But I'm a real fast learner. 83 00:06:22,176 --> 00:06:23,802 Well, go ahead. 84 00:06:27,181 --> 00:06:31,602 You put your finger right up there. Place your hands here. That's it. 85 00:06:31,769 --> 00:06:32,937 That's the G chord. 86 00:06:33,312 --> 00:06:35,522 Now hit the strings with your other hand. 87 00:06:41,612 --> 00:06:43,072 That's it. There you go. 88 00:06:50,412 --> 00:06:51,872 Yeah, just like that. 89 00:06:55,668 --> 00:06:59,672 ♪ I done a bad thing ♪ 90 00:07:01,382 --> 00:07:04,885 ♪ Cut my brother in half ♪♪ 91 00:07:09,974 --> 00:07:12,518 It's not bad for your first time. 92 00:07:13,602 --> 00:07:16,730 You can do it, Dewey. You'll be double great. 93 00:07:16,897 --> 00:07:18,941 For the both of us. 94 00:07:32,204 --> 00:07:33,956 Dewey? 95 00:07:35,708 --> 00:07:37,876 Dewey. 96 00:07:39,962 --> 00:07:41,588 Dewey? 97 00:07:42,297 --> 00:07:43,799 Mama, you made it! 98 00:07:43,966 --> 00:07:46,510 There's my favourite 14-year-old son. 99 00:07:47,678 --> 00:07:50,389 Oh, no. Come on, now. Not in front of the fellas. 100 00:07:50,556 --> 00:07:51,640 Howdy, boys. 101 00:07:51,807 --> 00:07:53,600 Howdy, Mrs. Cox. 102 00:07:53,767 --> 00:07:55,310 I just wanted to say break a leg. 103 00:07:55,477 --> 00:07:57,855 I know you boys are gonna play a real good song. 104 00:07:58,022 --> 00:07:59,314 Oh, thanks, Ma. 105 00:07:59,481 --> 00:08:02,901 I'm just so proud you learned to play the guitar so good. 106 00:08:03,819 --> 00:08:05,863 Without even having a sense of smell. 107 00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:08,991 It's all right now, Mama. I learned how to play by ear. 108 00:08:09,158 --> 00:08:11,285 You just go out there and sing your heart out, you hear? 109 00:08:11,452 --> 00:08:13,245 I will, Mama. 110 00:08:24,089 --> 00:08:25,215 How we gonna follow that? 111 00:08:25,382 --> 00:08:26,508 Delilah Montgomery, everybody. 112 00:08:26,675 --> 00:08:28,927 -Delilah Montgomery. -Very nice! 113 00:08:30,512 --> 00:08:33,348 And now sophomore Dewey Cox is gonna sing us a song. 114 00:08:33,515 --> 00:08:35,309 So, ladies and germs... 115 00:08:37,352 --> 00:08:39,104 I know, I know. 116 00:08:39,271 --> 00:08:43,192 Please welcome Dewey Cox and the Dewey Cox Four. 117 00:08:54,453 --> 00:08:56,538 Hi. My name's Dewey Cox. 118 00:08:56,705 --> 00:09:00,209 And this is a little song I wrote called "Take My Hand." 119 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:01,794 I sure hope you like it. 120 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,879 The wrong kid died, goddamn it. 121 00:09:04,046 --> 00:09:05,214 Shh! 122 00:09:10,177 --> 00:09:13,138 ♪ Take ♪ ♪ Take, take ♪ 123 00:09:13,305 --> 00:09:15,265 ♪ Take my hand ♪ 124 00:09:15,432 --> 00:09:16,642 ♪ Take my hand ♪ 125 00:09:16,809 --> 00:09:19,269 ♪ We're gonna walk through the park ♪ 126 00:09:20,395 --> 00:09:24,858 ♪ I promise to have you Home before dark ♪ 127 00:09:25,275 --> 00:09:27,236 ♪ Home before dark ♪ 128 00:09:27,402 --> 00:09:30,405 ♪ Oh, life would be so sweet ♪ 129 00:09:30,989 --> 00:09:34,076 ♪ Walking with you down the street ♪ 130 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,079 This music is an outrage! 131 00:09:37,538 --> 00:09:39,581 ♪ Come on and take my hand ♪ 132 00:09:39,748 --> 00:09:41,542 ♪ Come on and take my hand ♪ 133 00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:43,794 It's the devil's music! 134 00:09:43,961 --> 00:09:47,464 ♪ It's all right if you're coy ♪ 135 00:09:47,631 --> 00:09:51,552 ♪ After all, I'm a boy ♪ 136 00:09:51,718 --> 00:09:53,220 ♪ And you're a girl ♪ 137 00:09:53,387 --> 00:09:55,597 ♪ But make no mistake ♪ 138 00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:59,393 ♪ Yours is the hand I want to take ♪ 139 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,186 ♪ So please ♪ 140 00:10:01,353 --> 00:10:03,397 ♪ So please, please ♪ 141 00:10:03,564 --> 00:10:05,482 ♪ Take my hand ♪ 142 00:10:05,649 --> 00:10:06,900 You're going to hell! 143 00:10:07,317 --> 00:10:09,570 Blasphemer! 144 00:10:13,615 --> 00:10:16,451 That's it. I want you out of this house, boy. 145 00:10:16,618 --> 00:10:19,079 You heard the preacher. Pal 146 00:10:19,246 --> 00:10:21,790 You think we don't know what you're talking about 147 00:10:21,957 --> 00:10:23,458 when you say "take my hand"? 148 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:25,252 What do you mean? It's about holding hands. 149 00:10:25,419 --> 00:10:26,461 You watch your mouth. 150 00:10:26,628 --> 00:10:29,715 You know who's got hands? The devil. 151 00:10:29,882 --> 00:10:31,967 And he uses them for holding. 152 00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:36,346 I ain't got no room in my house for no devil's spawn. 153 00:10:36,513 --> 00:10:39,183 Oh, you be careful now, you hear? Before you go and say something 154 00:10:39,349 --> 00:10:40,893 you're gonna regret for the rest of your days. 155 00:10:41,059 --> 00:10:43,645 Like what? Like "the wrong kid died"? 156 00:10:43,812 --> 00:10:44,938 Oh, no! No! 157 00:10:45,105 --> 00:10:47,983 It's okay. It's okay, Mama, settle down. 158 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,985 Pa's right. 159 00:10:50,819 --> 00:10:53,989 Springberry ain't big enough for me no more. 160 00:10:54,406 --> 00:10:56,992 I reckon it's time for Dewey Cox to move on. 161 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:59,995 But you're only 14. 162 00:11:00,162 --> 00:11:02,623 Mama, I love you. 163 00:11:03,123 --> 00:11:05,834 But I don't need nobody. 164 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:08,170 All I need is my music. 165 00:11:08,921 --> 00:11:11,840 I seen my path today, and I'm gonna take it. 166 00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:15,510 And someday, I'll make my masterpiece, 167 00:11:15,677 --> 00:11:18,472 and you'll all be proud of me. 168 00:11:18,639 --> 00:11:20,349 Just like you were of Nate. 169 00:11:20,849 --> 00:11:22,768 Can I come, Dewey? 170 00:11:22,935 --> 00:11:25,646 Of course you can, Edith. You're my girlfriend. 171 00:11:25,812 --> 00:11:27,356 I am? Yeah, silly. 172 00:11:27,522 --> 00:11:29,816 I pointed at you in the audience. 173 00:11:30,525 --> 00:11:34,571 Did you hear that? I'm Dewey's 12-year-old girlfriend! 174 00:11:34,738 --> 00:11:37,532 You're the most talented man I've ever seen in my whole life. 175 00:11:37,699 --> 00:11:41,495 And you will never get anything but unconditional love and support from me 176 00:11:41,662 --> 00:11:44,539 for you and your dreams the rest of my life. 177 00:11:44,706 --> 00:11:48,001 Well, then, go on. Get out of this house. 178 00:11:48,168 --> 00:11:52,547 Before I cut your dreams in half like you cut mine in half. 179 00:11:52,714 --> 00:11:54,675 Goodbye, Pa. 180 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,720 Just wait till you see what happens now. 181 00:12:01,473 --> 00:12:03,183 Here we go. 182 00:12:04,476 --> 00:12:06,979 ♪ Ma and Pa leave home All the kids get glad ♪ 183 00:12:07,145 --> 00:12:09,022 ♪ You know our house's Gonna jump like mad ♪ 184 00:12:09,189 --> 00:12:11,316 ♪ We're gonna jump Li'l children, jump ♪ 185 00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:13,527 ♪ We're gonna jump Li'l children, jump ♪ 186 00:12:13,944 --> 00:12:17,572 ♪ We're gonna jump, li'l children Mama and Papa's gone ♪ 187 00:12:18,949 --> 00:12:21,118 ♪ Let's jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump ♪ 188 00:12:21,535 --> 00:12:23,412 ♪ Jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump ♪ 189 00:12:23,578 --> 00:12:26,415 ♪ Let's jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump ♪ 190 00:12:26,581 --> 00:12:28,500 ♪ Jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump ♪ 191 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:32,045 ♪ We're gonna jump, li'l children Mama and Papa's gone ♪ 192 00:12:32,212 --> 00:12:33,505 ♪ You know what I'm saying ♪ 193 00:12:33,672 --> 00:12:38,051 ♪ We're gonna jump, li'l children Mama and Papa's gone ♪♪ 194 00:12:40,929 --> 00:12:43,140 Yeah, baby. Wrap it up right there. 195 00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:47,436 My name is Bobby Shad and these are the Bad Men. 196 00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:49,813 We gonna take a short break, then we be right back 197 00:12:50,022 --> 00:12:52,649 to rock till the morning light, all right? 198 00:12:55,444 --> 00:12:58,864 Mr. Shad! Mr. Shad! Wow, that was really great. 199 00:12:59,031 --> 00:13:01,199 Hey, I play a little guitar. And if you ever need... 200 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:03,660 Dewey! Yes, sir? 201 00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:05,787 I pay you to mop the floor, not bother the band. 202 00:13:05,954 --> 00:13:09,958 My customers come here to dance erotically, and they need a clean floor to do it on! 203 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:12,127 Now, you gonna do your job or I'll find somebody who will. 204 00:13:12,294 --> 00:13:13,962 Yes, sir. 205 00:13:21,261 --> 00:13:22,304 ♪ Lonesome blues ♪♪ 206 00:13:22,471 --> 00:13:25,640 Dewey, will you cut out that racket? I'm trying to feed your child! 207 00:13:26,308 --> 00:13:29,561 How am I supposed to make it as a famous musician if I don't practice? 208 00:13:29,728 --> 00:13:32,105 Will you stop talking about that music? 209 00:13:32,272 --> 00:13:33,482 But it's my dream, baby. 210 00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:35,442 Daddy said that if we move back home, 211 00:13:35,609 --> 00:13:37,944 he could give you a permanent job at the slaughterhouse. 212 00:13:38,111 --> 00:13:39,654 You can make an honest living. 213 00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:43,950 Wouldn't have to hang your head in shame, walking around like some kind of a failure. 214 00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:47,120 I think I'm doing okay for a 15-year-old with a wife and a baby. 215 00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:51,041 Ain't no musician ever made no money, Dewey. 216 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:54,002 Edith, I am starting to think 217 00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:57,005 that maybe you don't believe in me. 218 00:13:57,339 --> 00:13:59,216 I do believe in you. 219 00:13:59,383 --> 00:14:01,301 I just know you're gonna fail. 220 00:14:02,177 --> 00:14:05,222 What are you talking about, Edith? What about my dreams? 221 00:14:05,389 --> 00:14:08,141 Edith, I told you, I can't build you a candy house! 222 00:14:08,308 --> 00:14:11,645 It will fall down! The sun will melt the candy! It won't work! 223 00:14:11,812 --> 00:14:13,230 It will if it never rains. 224 00:14:13,397 --> 00:14:17,442 Now, you listen to me. I am gonna make this dream come true. 225 00:14:17,609 --> 00:14:19,903 Nobody ever said it's gonna be easy. 226 00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:21,196 It's hard. 227 00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:24,116 It ain't easy to walk to the top of a mountain. 228 00:14:24,825 --> 00:14:27,619 It's a long, hard walk. 229 00:14:27,786 --> 00:14:29,788 It's a rocky road. 230 00:14:29,996 --> 00:14:31,832 But I plan on walking. 231 00:14:32,624 --> 00:14:34,543 Oh, I'm gonna walk. 232 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,045 Hard. 233 00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:41,341 I will walk hard. 234 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:49,307 Walk hard. 235 00:14:54,229 --> 00:14:56,148 I got a full house coming tonight. 236 00:14:56,314 --> 00:14:58,900 If Bobby Shad can't play I need to find someone who can. 237 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:01,361 I'm fine. I can play through the pain. 238 00:15:01,528 --> 00:15:02,654 Maybe you should've thought about this 239 00:15:02,821 --> 00:15:04,865 before you punched your landlord while you got the laryngitis. 240 00:15:05,031 --> 00:15:06,700 I guess there's just no music tonight, boss. 241 00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:10,203 Bullhickey! People come here to dance erotically! 242 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:13,081 I ain't got no music, I ain't got no nightclub. 243 00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:16,251 Excuse me. 244 00:15:17,419 --> 00:15:18,587 I play a little. 245 00:15:18,753 --> 00:15:21,256 I don't know how to tell you this, boy. 246 00:15:21,423 --> 00:15:24,634 You're white. This crowd will eat you alive. 247 00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:28,430 I been watching Mr. Shad every night. I know all the songs. 248 00:15:28,597 --> 00:15:29,764 It'll be the same show. 249 00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:33,268 It'll be just like Bobby Shad and the Bad Men, only it'll be me tonight. 250 00:15:35,145 --> 00:15:37,063 This is crazy. 251 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,109 But I ain't got no other choice. 252 00:15:43,778 --> 00:15:45,906 I don't mean to put more pressure on you, boy. 253 00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:49,493 The suits from the record company just got here. 254 00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,624 Oh, okay. 255 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,502 Scared? 256 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,921 A little. Well, you should be. 257 00:16:01,087 --> 00:16:03,381 Those Jews control show business. 258 00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:06,176 Just lay it down exactly like Bobby does. 259 00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:12,807 Good evening. We're Bobby Shad and the Bad Men. I'm Dewey Cox. 260 00:16:12,974 --> 00:16:16,645 Bobby Shad couldn't be here tonight so I'm gonna do his show for you. 261 00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:18,688 And I hope you enjoy it. 262 00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:24,027 This first song we're fitting to do is, uh... 263 00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:25,987 Well, it's about, uh... 264 00:16:27,364 --> 00:16:29,658 It's about when your woman catches you. 265 00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:32,744 You know, she catches you running around town 266 00:16:32,911 --> 00:16:35,497 getting into all kinds of strange. 267 00:16:35,664 --> 00:16:40,794 And she says, "Son, get your lazy, two-timing, Negro ass up out of here." 268 00:16:41,461 --> 00:16:44,005 And you say to her: What's he doing? You see that? 269 00:16:44,673 --> 00:16:46,841 ♪ You got to love your Negro man ♪ 270 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:50,303 ♪ You got to love your Negro man Whoo ♪ 271 00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:52,639 ♪ You got to love your Negro man ♪ 272 00:16:52,806 --> 00:16:55,016 ♪ You got to love your Negro man ♪ 273 00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,852 ♪ You got to love, love Love, love, love ♪ 274 00:16:58,019 --> 00:16:59,688 ♪ Your Negro man ♪ 275 00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:03,900 ♪ From early in the morning Till late at night ♪ 276 00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:06,570 ♪ You know I love your apples Let me take a bite ♪ 277 00:17:06,736 --> 00:17:09,030 ♪ You got to love your Negro man ♪ 278 00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:11,658 ♪ You got to love your Negro man ♪ 279 00:17:11,825 --> 00:17:14,160 ♪ You got to love, love Love, love, love ♪ 280 00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:16,454 ♪ Your Negro man ♪♪ 281 00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:20,875 I like what you did out there tonight. Have you ever made a recording? 282 00:17:21,293 --> 00:17:24,462 Oh, Mr. L'Chaim, Mr. Mazeltov, that's been my dream. 283 00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:27,424 He's not the one you want. I'm the one you want. 284 00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:30,385 I think he's the one we want. He's got a nice thing. 285 00:17:30,552 --> 00:17:34,139 He's not so bad with the singing and the playing and the shaking of the tochis. 286 00:17:34,431 --> 00:17:38,351 I think you've got what it takes to make it in the big time. 287 00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:40,395 The big time? 288 00:17:43,064 --> 00:17:46,234 ♪ When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie ♪ 289 00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:48,445 ♪ That's amore ♪ 290 00:17:48,612 --> 00:17:50,614 ♪ When the world seems to shine ♪ 291 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:51,865 What the hell is this? 292 00:17:52,032 --> 00:17:54,743 Pizza pie. What's in a pizza pie? 293 00:17:54,951 --> 00:17:58,121 ♪ Bells will ring Ting-a-ling-a-ling Ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪ 294 00:17:58,288 --> 00:17:59,581 ♪ And you'll sing "Vita bella" ♪ 295 00:17:59,748 --> 00:18:02,917 All right. Hold, please. Stop that. Stop your singing! 296 00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:05,170 Stop your singing this instant, young man! 297 00:18:05,337 --> 00:18:07,631 I will not have this in my studio! 298 00:18:08,048 --> 00:18:10,300 Uh, maybe it was a wrong song choice? 299 00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:14,638 If you would just let me play one of my songs that I wrote, I think you'll like it a whole lot better. 300 00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,560 And there is nothing that you can do 301 00:18:20,727 --> 00:18:23,480 here in this room that can turn that around. 302 00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:27,442 Nothing you can do that can make up for what you just did to "That's Amore." 303 00:18:27,776 --> 00:18:30,737 Well, my mother liked it a whole lot. Your mother was wrong. 304 00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:33,531 I was willing to open my mind 305 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:36,618 because these Jewish gentlemen brought you in here. 306 00:18:36,785 --> 00:18:38,620 They usually have good taste. 307 00:18:38,912 --> 00:18:42,374 And now here you are in front of me pretending you can sing. 308 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,709 And I have to say that today 309 00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:48,296 your performance has shaken my belief in the Jewish people. 310 00:18:48,463 --> 00:18:50,674 Well, there's nothing I would like more, sir, 311 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:54,594 than to restore your faith in Judaism right now, if you could just give me that shot. 312 00:18:54,761 --> 00:19:00,892 But I'll tell you, you have failed so far, and if somehow you are able to sing a song now, 313 00:19:01,059 --> 00:19:03,645 bringing these boys together you haven't even met, 314 00:19:04,229 --> 00:19:06,398 and make something So personal, so new, 315 00:19:06,815 --> 00:19:08,817 that the whole world takes notice, 316 00:19:08,983 --> 00:19:11,945 and that your life is never the same again... 317 00:19:12,278 --> 00:19:16,616 But I'm telling you right now, I don't think it's going to happen. 318 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,995 Wait, wait, wait. We're here already. What could it possibly hurt? 319 00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:24,416 L'Chaim, I'll do it for you. But just one more song. 320 00:19:24,582 --> 00:19:26,251 All right. 321 00:19:28,336 --> 00:19:31,673 All right, son. I'm gonna give you 15 more seconds. 322 00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:35,677 Thank you, sir. I hope you won't regret it. 323 00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:40,181 Dewey, we don't know this song. 324 00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:42,517 You just follow me. 325 00:19:43,685 --> 00:19:44,853 I don't know. 326 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:03,747 ♪ Walk hard ♪ 327 00:20:05,415 --> 00:20:06,541 ♪ Hard ♪ 328 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:07,959 Walk hard? 329 00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:11,254 ♪ Down life's rocky road ♪ 330 00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:15,008 ♪ Walk bold ♪ 331 00:20:16,342 --> 00:20:17,677 ♪ Hard ♪ 332 00:20:18,428 --> 00:20:20,889 ♪ That's my creed ♪ 333 00:20:21,556 --> 00:20:23,641 ♪ My code ♪ 334 00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:27,228 ♪ I been scorned and slandered And ridiculed too ♪ 335 00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:32,025 ♪ Had to struggle every day My whole life through ♪ 336 00:20:33,109 --> 00:20:36,571 ♪ Seen my share of the worst That the world can give ♪ 337 00:20:37,614 --> 00:20:42,243 ♪ But I still got a dream And a burnin' rage to live ♪ 338 00:20:42,619 --> 00:20:44,370 ♪ Walk hard ♪ 339 00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:46,748 ♪ Hard ♪ 340 00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:50,752 Here is America's new hit song, "Walk Hard," 341 00:20:50,919 --> 00:20:54,255 recorded just 35 minutes ago by Dewey Cox. 342 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,091 ♪ Hard ♪ 343 00:20:57,425 --> 00:20:59,427 ♪ Though they say ♪ 344 00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:02,180 ♪ You're not the one ♪ 345 00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:05,099 ♪ Even if you've been told Time and time again ♪ 346 00:21:06,893 --> 00:21:10,480 ♪ That you're always gonna lose And never gonna win ♪ 347 00:21:11,523 --> 00:21:14,317 ♪ You gotta keep that vision In your mind's eye ♪ 348 00:21:15,819 --> 00:21:20,323 ♪ When you're standin' on top Of a mountain high ♪ 349 00:21:28,665 --> 00:21:30,708 He walks so hard. 350 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,335 How do I walk, boys? 351 00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:37,882 ♪ Hard ♪ 352 00:21:38,049 --> 00:21:40,510 ♪ When I meet my maker On my dying day ♪ 353 00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:42,679 Hello. A monkey! 354 00:21:42,846 --> 00:21:45,098 ♪ I'm gonna look him in the eye And by God, I'll say ♪ 355 00:21:46,683 --> 00:21:49,978 ♪ I gave my word And my word was good ♪ 356 00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:54,190 ♪ I took it in the face And I walked as hard as I could ♪♪ 357 00:21:54,357 --> 00:21:57,318 Oh, hey, Shorty. Hello, my darling. 358 00:21:57,485 --> 00:22:00,154 I sang a song at a circus in New Jersey. 359 00:22:00,321 --> 00:22:02,156 They said, "We'll give you 5 grand.” 360 00:22:02,323 --> 00:22:04,075 I said, "No, you won't. You'll give me that giraffe.” 361 00:22:05,577 --> 00:22:08,997 They did. They gave it right to me. That is one beautiful giraffe. 362 00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:10,164 Thank you. 363 00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:13,042 It'll just be a few weeks, Edith. 364 00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:14,919 Who's gonna help me take care of the children? 365 00:22:15,086 --> 00:22:17,630 Dewey, you have got to give up this dream. 366 00:22:17,797 --> 00:22:20,925 You're never gonna make it. Give it up, Dewey. 367 00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:25,096 What are you talking about? I got a number one hit on the radio. 368 00:22:25,263 --> 00:22:27,515 I mean, I'm playing my music for people who wanna hear me. 369 00:22:27,682 --> 00:22:29,517 It's everything we always wanted, Edith. 370 00:22:29,684 --> 00:22:32,979 I never get to see you anymore. Your kids never get to see you. 371 00:22:33,271 --> 00:22:35,356 I don't know how to tell you this. 372 00:22:35,565 --> 00:22:37,108 I'm gonna miss some things, okay? 373 00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:39,777 I'm gonna miss some birthdays and some christenings. 374 00:22:39,944 --> 00:22:41,696 I'm gonna miss some births, period. Okay? 375 00:22:41,863 --> 00:22:45,033 Just unrealistic to think I'm gonna be here for every time you have a baby. 376 00:22:45,241 --> 00:22:48,661 But aren't you happy? You have a beautiful new home. 377 00:22:48,828 --> 00:22:51,581 All your fancy new clothes and your monkey and your giraffe. 378 00:22:51,998 --> 00:22:53,958 Look, what else you need? 379 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:57,962 How about I get you a crow that could talk? 380 00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:01,591 And I'll teach him phrases that I say. "Good morning, honey." 381 00:23:01,758 --> 00:23:05,511 But it'll be a little crow talking. This ain't about no exotic pets! 382 00:23:05,678 --> 00:23:08,765 It's about love, you stupid piece of shit. 383 00:23:08,932 --> 00:23:10,558 Dewey. 384 00:23:11,559 --> 00:23:13,811 Hello, baby! 385 00:23:14,437 --> 00:23:17,065 Yeah, this is the Big Bopper speaking. 386 00:23:18,858 --> 00:23:20,985 Oh, you sweet thing. 387 00:23:21,152 --> 00:23:22,528 Do I what? 388 00:23:22,695 --> 00:23:24,614 How are we supposed to follow that? 389 00:23:24,781 --> 00:23:26,616 Don't worry, Dewey, you'll do great. 390 00:23:26,783 --> 00:23:29,619 Thanks, Buddy Holly. If you don't, I'll pick it right back up. 391 00:23:29,786 --> 00:23:31,996 -You got nothing to worry about. -Oh, thank you. 392 00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:34,624 Man, I'm awful nervous, Buddy Holly. 393 00:23:34,791 --> 00:23:38,086 Dewey, you'll be fine, or my name's not Buddy Holly. 394 00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:41,589 Hey, guys. Change of plans. Elvis wants to get out of here early. He's hungry. 395 00:23:41,756 --> 00:23:44,759 So we're gonna change the order. After the Big Bopper, it's gonna be Buddy Holly, 396 00:23:44,926 --> 00:23:48,096 then Elvis Presley, and then you, Dewey Cox. 397 00:23:48,262 --> 00:23:51,391 So it's the Big Bopper, 398 00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:53,101 and then Buddy Holly, 399 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:56,771 and then Elvis Presley, and then me? 400 00:23:56,938 --> 00:23:59,273 Yeah. Just for tonight. 401 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,944 Well, I'm just happy to be here. 402 00:24:06,030 --> 00:24:07,615 Elvis! 403 00:24:09,951 --> 00:24:11,035 Ladies. 404 00:24:11,202 --> 00:24:14,122 Dang, Elvis Presley, you didn't have to rile them up like that. 405 00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:15,957 What, now? 406 00:24:16,124 --> 00:24:18,001 No, I'm... Excuse me, what? 407 00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:20,336 I'm just saying, we gotta follow that and... 408 00:24:20,503 --> 00:24:23,631 Listen to this, right now. There's two things you need to know. 409 00:24:23,798 --> 00:24:25,758 I'm the King. And number two is: 410 00:24:25,925 --> 00:24:28,469 Look out, man! Look at that coming at you. You see that? 411 00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:31,264 It's called karate, man, and only two kinds of people know it. 412 00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:33,599 The Chinese and the King. 413 00:24:33,766 --> 00:24:35,226 And one of them is me. 414 00:24:35,393 --> 00:24:36,644 You're the King. 415 00:24:36,811 --> 00:24:37,854 Come on, man... 416 00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:41,858 Look out, man! 417 00:24:43,234 --> 00:24:44,485 Well, thanks, Elvis. 418 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,782 Let's go. Come on, mama. 419 00:24:50,450 --> 00:24:53,077 What the fuck was he talking about? 420 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:56,539 How y'all doing? My name's Dewey Cox. 421 00:24:57,290 --> 00:25:01,711 Hey, listen, folks. I'd like to play a song I wrote for a very special lady. 422 00:25:01,878 --> 00:25:03,921 I'm talking about Mrs. Dewey Cox. 423 00:25:06,382 --> 00:25:08,551 ♪ Oh, my darlin' ♪ 424 00:25:08,718 --> 00:25:10,720 ♪ Oh, my darlin' ♪ 425 00:25:10,887 --> 00:25:14,390 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 426 00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:19,103 ♪ I have a perfect life ♪ 427 00:25:19,270 --> 00:25:23,483 ♪ You are the perfect wife ♪ 428 00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:27,653 ♪ I don't know why ♪ 429 00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:32,241 ♪ I sit and cry ♪ 430 00:25:33,034 --> 00:25:37,371 ♪ And now I miss you so ♪ 431 00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:41,584 ♪ Please don't let me go ♪ 432 00:25:41,751 --> 00:25:45,838 ♪ I make mistakes and that is true ♪ 433 00:25:46,005 --> 00:25:51,052 ♪ At least I learn each time I do ♪ 434 00:25:51,677 --> 00:25:54,180 ♪ Darling, you must believe ♪ 435 00:25:54,347 --> 00:25:59,977 ♪ If could never leave you I tried ♪ 436 00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:04,273 ♪ A life without you ♪ 437 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:11,440 ♪ Is no life at all ♪ 438 00:26:18,538 --> 00:26:20,456 Wow, great playing, boys. 439 00:26:20,623 --> 00:26:22,208 The fillies love you, Dewey. 440 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:25,753 Yeah, if I wasn't a married man with a good head on my shoulders, I don't know what I'd do. 441 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,339 You gotta get back out there, Dewey. They are going crazy. 442 00:26:28,506 --> 00:26:30,466 Let me splash some water on my face. I'll be right back. 443 00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:32,176 Okay. Hurry up! 444 00:26:33,928 --> 00:26:37,682 Golly, that rock 'n' roll. Ha! 445 00:26:40,685 --> 00:26:43,437 Get out of here, Dewey. What are y'all doing in here? 446 00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:47,358 We're smoking reefer, and you don't want no part of this shit. 447 00:26:47,525 --> 00:26:48,943 You're smoking reefers? 448 00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:50,903 Yeah, of course we are. Can't you smell it? 449 00:26:51,404 --> 00:26:54,073 No, Sam, I can't. 450 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,117 Come on, Dewey, join the party. 451 00:26:56,284 --> 00:27:00,079 No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get out of here! 452 00:27:00,246 --> 00:27:02,957 You know what? I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover. 453 00:27:03,124 --> 00:27:05,251 It doesn't give you a hangover. 454 00:27:05,418 --> 00:27:08,337 Will I get addicted to it or something? 455 00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:10,256 It's not habit-forming. 456 00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:12,758 Oh, okay, well... 457 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:16,721 I don't know. I don't wanna overdose on it. 458 00:27:16,888 --> 00:27:18,139 You can't OD on it. 459 00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:21,100 It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it? 460 00:27:21,267 --> 00:27:22,935 It makes sex even better. 461 00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:25,146 Sounds kind of expensive. 462 00:27:25,313 --> 00:27:27,440 It's the cheapest drug there is. 463 00:27:29,442 --> 00:27:30,985 You don't want it. Hm. 464 00:27:31,944 --> 00:27:33,487 I think I kind of want it. 465 00:27:34,155 --> 00:27:36,741 Okay, but just this once. Come on in. 466 00:27:39,827 --> 00:27:42,413 What do I do? Like this. 467 00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:00,264 Oh, my. 468 00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:03,017 Well, the tour's going real great, baby. 469 00:28:03,184 --> 00:28:05,311 Yeah, we're having a real nice time. 470 00:28:05,478 --> 00:28:07,563 Yeah, the boys have been playing great, 471 00:28:07,730 --> 00:28:10,358 and the audiences have been just wonderful, so... 472 00:28:10,524 --> 00:28:12,860 When you coming home, Dewey? Soon, baby, real soon. 473 00:28:13,027 --> 00:28:16,280 We gotta hit the major markets in the Northeast, and then hit Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland... 474 00:28:16,447 --> 00:28:20,243 Dewey, could you shut up? I'm trying to have sex with these women down here. 475 00:28:20,409 --> 00:28:21,911 Who's that? 476 00:28:22,203 --> 00:28:25,039 Oh, that's, uh... That's Sam. 477 00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:28,459 He's just looking for his drumsticks. Howdy. 478 00:28:28,626 --> 00:28:30,253 Excuse me. 479 00:28:32,088 --> 00:28:36,384 Anyway, baby, you don't wanna hear about all this boring stuff. How was your day? 480 00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,553 Oh, you know, just taking care of the kids. 481 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,055 Went down to Wilson's Market the other day 482 00:28:41,222 --> 00:28:43,516 to pick up some milk. You'd never guess. They were completely out of milk. 483 00:28:43,683 --> 00:28:44,892 Hey, Dewey? Yes, Bert? 484 00:28:45,059 --> 00:28:46,394 You want a cup of coffee or something? 485 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,895 No, thank you. 486 00:28:48,062 --> 00:28:49,855 Who's that? Oh, that's just Bert, my roadie. 487 00:28:50,022 --> 00:28:53,150 Just wants to know if I want any coffee or anything like that. You know. 488 00:28:54,402 --> 00:28:58,948 Dewey, there's a distance growing between us, I feel, and I don't like it. 489 00:28:59,282 --> 00:29:02,159 Oh, now, that is crazy talk, Edith. 490 00:29:02,326 --> 00:29:04,578 Come on, you know I'm just the same old Dewey. 491 00:29:04,745 --> 00:29:06,539 Hey, Dewey. Yes, Bert? 492 00:29:06,706 --> 00:29:07,957 You seen my sandals? 493 00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:11,669 I don't know. I'm talking to my wife, Bert. 494 00:29:13,004 --> 00:29:15,172 Baby, there's somebody at the door. Listen, I gotta go. 495 00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:17,008 Can I call you when I get to New Jersey? 496 00:29:17,174 --> 00:29:18,551 Okay. Bye, Dewey. 497 00:29:18,718 --> 00:29:20,094 I love you. All right. 498 00:29:20,261 --> 00:29:21,470 I love you. I love you. 499 00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:24,098 You're never gonna make it, okay? Okay, bye. 500 00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:25,766 Bye. 501 00:29:29,937 --> 00:29:32,064 Dewey. Pa. 502 00:29:32,231 --> 00:29:33,899 What are you doing here? 503 00:29:34,108 --> 00:29:35,401 It's about your mama. 504 00:29:36,694 --> 00:29:39,530 Ma? What about her? Is she okay? 505 00:29:42,199 --> 00:29:44,910 We better step out into the hall. 506 00:29:47,788 --> 00:29:51,125 What happened? I'll tell you what happened. 507 00:29:51,334 --> 00:29:56,255 We were readying for bed when your song comes on the radio. 508 00:29:56,422 --> 00:29:57,465 It's Dewey! 509 00:29:59,258 --> 00:30:01,927 Your son is talented. You should be proud. 510 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:07,141 Well, I must admit, it is kind of catchy. 511 00:30:07,308 --> 00:30:08,684 Dance with me, Pa. 512 00:30:11,228 --> 00:30:13,773 It does make you kind of wanna move, doesn't it? 513 00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:15,316 It sure does. 514 00:30:17,318 --> 00:30:20,279 Maybe I have been kind of hard on little Dewey. 515 00:30:20,654 --> 00:30:22,323 Maybe you have. 516 00:30:24,784 --> 00:30:25,951 Whoo. 517 00:30:27,328 --> 00:30:28,954 Be careful, Ma. 518 00:30:30,331 --> 00:30:32,666 -You all right, Ma? -I'm all right. 519 00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:39,256 She lost her balance 520 00:30:39,632 --> 00:30:41,842 and fell out the window, 521 00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:44,970 and then the radio crushed her head? 522 00:30:45,137 --> 00:30:47,681 While she was dancing to your song. 523 00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:50,684 I thought you should know what your music does. 524 00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:52,686 It kills people. 525 00:30:52,853 --> 00:30:56,065 You made her happy, and it killed her. 526 00:30:56,232 --> 00:31:00,444 If Nate was alive, this never would have happened. 527 00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:07,910 Wrong kid died. 528 00:31:13,249 --> 00:31:15,876 Get out of here, Dewey. What are y'all doing in here? 529 00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:20,005 It's called cocaine, and you don't want no part of this shit. 530 00:31:20,172 --> 00:31:22,049 Cocaine? 531 00:31:22,967 --> 00:31:23,968 What's it do? 532 00:31:24,135 --> 00:31:26,846 It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings. 533 00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:29,223 It's a nightmare. 534 00:31:30,391 --> 00:31:33,644 I'm thinking maybe I'd like to try me some of that cocaine. 535 00:31:35,563 --> 00:31:38,691 ♪ When I meet my maker On my dying day ♪ 536 00:31:38,858 --> 00:31:41,569 ♪ Look him in the eye And by God I'll say ♪ 537 00:31:42,194 --> 00:31:44,572 ♪ I gave my word And my word was good ♪ 538 00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:49,785 ♪ I took it in the face And I walked as hard as I could ♪ 539 00:31:49,952 --> 00:31:53,080 ♪ Walk hard Walk hard, hard, hard ♪ 540 00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:55,082 ♪ Walk hard, hard, hard Walk... ♪ 541 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,257 All right, again. Faster. 542 00:32:03,424 --> 00:32:08,095 This is crazy, Dewey. Ain't nobody gonna wanna listen to music like this. 543 00:32:08,262 --> 00:32:10,431 You're standing there playing as fast as you can, 544 00:32:10,598 --> 00:32:13,267 singing like some sort of punk. 545 00:32:13,851 --> 00:32:16,729 Don't you dare try to stifle me. 546 00:32:16,896 --> 00:32:20,357 Whose band is this anyway, you cocksucker! 547 00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:22,985 I'll punch you in the mouth! 548 00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:26,989 Oh, God. I'm sorry, Dave. 549 00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:29,783 No, I didn't mean that. 550 00:32:30,451 --> 00:32:35,289 Just with my mama dying and all, I'm just all twisted up inside. 551 00:32:35,456 --> 00:32:36,707 Mr. Cox? 552 00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:42,421 I heard you were looking for a new backup singer. For your new duet. 553 00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:47,134 You heard right. 554 00:32:47,510 --> 00:32:50,638 I was wondering if you might like to give me a try. 555 00:32:50,971 --> 00:32:53,015 I reckon I might. 556 00:32:56,519 --> 00:32:59,313 I've been singing in my church choir since I was a girl. 557 00:32:59,772 --> 00:33:00,981 I like the sound of that. 558 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,652 Darlene Madison. 559 00:33:05,653 --> 00:33:07,488 Dewey Cox. 560 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,533 Hello, Darlene. 561 00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:15,037 Hello, Mr. Cox. 562 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,165 You ready to sing one? 563 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,459 I'm always ready. 564 00:33:21,377 --> 00:33:23,170 Well, all right. 565 00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:28,175 ♪ In my dreams you're blowin' me ♪ 566 00:33:28,342 --> 00:33:29,843 ♪ Some kisses ♪ 567 00:33:32,304 --> 00:33:36,850 ♪ That's one of my favourite things To do ♪ 568 00:33:38,644 --> 00:33:41,480 ♪ You and I could go down ♪ 569 00:33:41,647 --> 00:33:43,148 ♪ In history ♪ 570 00:33:45,651 --> 00:33:50,364 ♪ That's what I'm prayin' To do with you ♪ 571 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,616 ♪ Let's duet ♪ 572 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:57,162 ♪ In ways that make us feel good ♪ 573 00:33:57,705 --> 00:33:59,373 ♪ Let's duet ♪ 574 00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:03,711 ♪ And make that sacred sound ♪ 575 00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:05,546 Uh! 576 00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:09,550 Dewey Cox! I am not that kind of woman. 577 00:34:11,594 --> 00:34:13,929 Al right. Well, 578 00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:16,807 that doesn't mean that we still can't be friends. 579 00:34:17,641 --> 00:34:19,268 Okay. 580 00:34:19,435 --> 00:34:22,021 Well, then, here's to us being great friends. 581 00:34:26,567 --> 00:34:28,652 I can't! We're friends! 582 00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:32,114 ♪ I'm gonna beat off ♪ 583 00:34:32,323 --> 00:34:34,199 ♪ All my demons ♪ 584 00:34:36,243 --> 00:34:41,373 ♪ That's what lovin' Jesus' all about ♪ 585 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:47,588 ♪ Lookin' in your eyes I start believin' ♪ 586 00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:54,845 ♪ Let's bring this whisper to a shout ♪ 587 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:57,097 ♪ Let's duet ♪ 588 00:34:57,765 --> 00:35:01,602 ♪ In ways that make us feel good ♪ 589 00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:05,272 ♪ Put two and two together & 590 00:35:05,439 --> 00:35:08,776 ♪ Perfect harmony we've found & 591 00:35:08,984 --> 00:35:12,029 ♪ We know it's only natural ♪ 592 00:35:12,196 --> 00:35:14,573 ♪ Let's duet ♪ 593 00:35:16,075 --> 00:35:18,535 ♪ I just wanna make out ♪ 594 00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:20,454 ♪ What you're sayin' ♪ 595 00:35:22,623 --> 00:35:27,252 ♪ Read my lips It's what you're lookin' for ♪ 596 00:35:29,421 --> 00:35:33,801 ♪ Here I am a-sneakin' up Behind you ♪ 597 00:35:35,928 --> 00:35:41,558 ♪ You can always come in My back door ♪ 598 00:35:41,725 --> 00:35:43,310 ♪ Let's duet ♪♪ 599 00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:55,698 Darlene, these last three weeks have been 600 00:35:55,864 --> 00:35:58,158 so full and wonderful. 601 00:35:58,325 --> 00:36:01,537 We've shared so many activities together as good friends. 602 00:36:01,704 --> 00:36:06,291 It's like you understand me the way nobody else ever has. 603 00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:08,419 I mean, if I... 604 00:36:15,259 --> 00:36:18,721 What is it, Dewey? I... I don't know. 605 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:20,848 It's nothing. I'm fine. 606 00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:24,059 Nothing? You look like you seen a ghost. 607 00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:28,355 I got a lot of pain in me, Darlene. 608 00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:30,524 You should know that. 609 00:36:30,858 --> 00:36:33,026 Where does all that pain come from, Dewey? 610 00:36:34,486 --> 00:36:38,407 Did you ever have something that you really loved 611 00:36:39,450 --> 00:36:42,286 that you accidentally... 612 00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:47,374 killed, or hurt in some way, with a machete? 613 00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:49,710 No, me neither. 614 00:36:49,877 --> 00:36:52,379 Wouldn't that be terrible, though? How would you live with yourself? 615 00:36:52,546 --> 00:36:55,507 I know, right? Exactly. 616 00:36:55,883 --> 00:36:58,761 ♪ Darling Darlene ♪ 617 00:36:59,344 --> 00:37:02,890 ♪ Darling Darlene ♪ 618 00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:06,185 ♪ I'm in love with you I'm havin' fun with you ♪ 619 00:37:06,351 --> 00:37:09,480 ♪ I'm in love with you I'm on the run with you ♪ 620 00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:14,818 ♪ I'm in love with you And I'll be one with you one day ♪♪ 621 00:37:20,741 --> 00:37:23,076 Thanks for letting me sleep in your bunk, Dewey. 622 00:37:23,243 --> 00:37:25,037 Gotta sleep somewhere, right? 623 00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:30,542 Dewey, I can't. I know. I know. 624 00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:34,797 We both know that the sexual tension between us is palpable. 625 00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:38,592 Don't you know that I wrestle with the same temptations you do? 626 00:37:38,759 --> 00:37:41,261 I know I shouldn't be saying this to you, Dewey, 627 00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:44,264 because we're not married and we're just friends, 628 00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:49,728 but sometimes I lie awake at night aching for a man's touch. 629 00:37:50,604 --> 00:37:53,899 And by "a man's touch," I mean a penis in my vagina. 630 00:37:55,108 --> 00:37:56,860 It's just so silly. 631 00:37:57,027 --> 00:37:59,112 Oh, that's so silly. 632 00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:02,282 Well, we better get some sleep. Okay. 633 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:06,620 Take my hand, Dewey. 634 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:11,250 Let's promise to never, ever give in to our lesser desires. 635 00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:14,253 After all, we're not married. 636 00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:24,638 I'm ready for sex. 637 00:38:30,227 --> 00:38:32,145 Oh. 638 00:38:33,105 --> 00:38:35,941 I been waiting for this for so long. 639 00:38:36,108 --> 00:38:37,317 Me too. 640 00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:39,820 From the moment I laid eyes on you. 641 00:38:48,370 --> 00:38:49,705 Oh. 642 00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:52,666 Oh, my. 643 00:38:57,921 --> 00:38:59,464 Dewey, I'm nervous. 644 00:38:59,631 --> 00:39:03,427 Don't worry, angel. I'll show you the ways of love. 645 00:39:07,848 --> 00:39:09,266 Whoops-a-daisy. 646 00:39:09,433 --> 00:39:11,310 A Oh! 647 00:39:11,476 --> 00:39:12,603 Oh, Dewey. 648 00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:14,813 Surprise! 649 00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:16,648 Edith! 650 00:39:17,149 --> 00:39:20,694 Who are you? I'm his wife, that's who I am. 651 00:39:20,861 --> 00:39:23,113 No, you're not. I'm his... 652 00:39:24,323 --> 00:39:27,284 Good Lord, you're already married? I can explain. 653 00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:31,538 You're gonna explain to her? You should be explaining to me. I am the mother of your children. 654 00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:33,874 It's not what it looks like. You have children? 655 00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:35,500 Darling, it's not what it looks like. 656 00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:38,211 It's not what it looks like to me, or it's not what it looks like to her? 657 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:41,214 Yeah, because it's gotta be the way it looks like to at least one of us. 658 00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:42,507 We're married. 659 00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:45,677 I did the right thing. It's not like we're not married. 660 00:39:45,844 --> 00:39:48,055 If you're already married, you can't get married again. 661 00:39:48,221 --> 00:39:51,516 I know, I know, and that was wrong, but it's just... 662 00:39:52,225 --> 00:39:54,144 We were such good friends. 663 00:39:54,311 --> 00:39:57,356 And you told me about that dream where you were licking my balls, 664 00:39:57,522 --> 00:40:00,275 and that seemed like a signal, and... 665 00:40:00,525 --> 00:40:01,568 I forgot. 666 00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:06,073 I'm leaving you, Dewey Cox, and I will see you in court! 667 00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:07,866 No, Edith! Don't go. 668 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:13,080 Oh, well. She's gone now. 669 00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:18,335 I'm leaving too. You got the order of things all backwards. 670 00:40:18,502 --> 00:40:20,379 Darlene, don't go! 671 00:40:20,545 --> 00:40:22,297 Edith, don't go either! 672 00:40:23,715 --> 00:40:27,761 I made a mistake. I made a terrible mistake. 673 00:40:29,179 --> 00:40:31,974 Edith! Edith! Edith! 674 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:34,768 Leave me alone, Dewey. Honey, I never meant no harm to you. 675 00:40:34,935 --> 00:40:37,270 Edith. Cupcake. 676 00:40:37,437 --> 00:40:41,358 Baby, you don't know what it's like out there on the road. It's lonely out there. 677 00:40:41,858 --> 00:40:43,443 Edith, I can't be alone. 678 00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:47,072 Okay. Well, maybe you should've thought of that before you went and got double married. 679 00:40:47,489 --> 00:40:49,741 Is that what this is about? 680 00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:53,578 Don't you stand there and judge me like I'm some kind of criminal. 681 00:40:53,745 --> 00:40:56,540 You are a criminal. This is illegal, Dewey. 682 00:40:56,707 --> 00:40:57,958 What do you mean, it's illegal? 683 00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:01,670 It's illegal to be married to two people at the same time, Dewey. 684 00:41:02,212 --> 00:41:05,173 What about if you're famous? Is that...? 685 00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:07,968 So you never done nothing you shouldn't have done to me? 686 00:41:08,135 --> 00:41:09,386 What have I ever done to you? 687 00:41:09,553 --> 00:41:12,305 Like that time you woke up in the middle of the night and drank up all the milk. 688 00:41:12,472 --> 00:41:14,808 And then I got up to have my cornflakes, there was none left. 689 00:41:14,975 --> 00:41:16,476 Dewey, you cheated on me! 690 00:41:16,643 --> 00:41:19,312 So I'm a cheater, but you can just drink up all the milk, and that's fine. 691 00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:22,858 Okay. All right, that's fine, I get it. You're innocent, and I'm guilty. 692 00:41:23,025 --> 00:41:25,152 Guilty as charged. 693 00:41:25,610 --> 00:41:27,779 ♪ Guilty as charged ♪♪ 694 00:41:27,946 --> 00:41:30,282 Don't you dare write a song right now, Dewey! 695 00:41:30,615 --> 00:41:34,494 You know what? Go ahead. Take the children. I don't care. 696 00:41:35,037 --> 00:41:36,580 All I need is my music. 697 00:41:36,747 --> 00:41:38,040 I don't need you. 698 00:41:38,206 --> 00:41:39,958 And I don't need you. 699 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:41,334 And I don't need you. 700 00:41:42,252 --> 00:41:43,837 And I don't need you. 701 00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:47,007 You're just sitting there all high and mighty in your diaper. 702 00:41:47,174 --> 00:41:50,761 If anything, you need me. You're a baby. 703 00:41:50,969 --> 00:41:52,012 Come on, Miles. 704 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,265 Don't you dare take Miles. 705 00:41:55,432 --> 00:41:59,519 You can take the children, but you leave me my monkey. 706 00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,521 Fine. 707 00:42:02,022 --> 00:42:04,316 Goodbye, Dewey Cox. 708 00:42:04,816 --> 00:42:06,526 No! No, come back. 709 00:42:07,027 --> 00:42:08,695 Don't leave me, Edith. 710 00:42:08,862 --> 00:42:12,783 "Don't leave me, Edith." There's a title for a song. 711 00:42:15,702 --> 00:42:20,707 That's not a bad title, but please don't leave me. 712 00:42:21,249 --> 00:42:22,501 What have you done? 713 00:42:29,883 --> 00:42:32,886 I'm telling you, I've had it. I've had it with all this crap. 714 00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:34,387 You took her side every time. 715 00:42:34,554 --> 00:42:38,058 All you care about is fruit and touching yourself. Well, fuck you. 716 00:42:39,601 --> 00:42:41,812 Get out of here, Dewey. You don't want no part of this shit. 717 00:42:41,978 --> 00:42:45,524 What y'all doing in here? We doing pills, uppers and downers. 718 00:42:45,690 --> 00:42:47,484 They're the logical next step for you. 719 00:42:47,609 --> 00:42:49,319 I want some of that shit. 720 00:42:51,822 --> 00:42:55,158 Good morning, Your Honor. May I approach the bench? 721 00:43:00,872 --> 00:43:03,708 ♪ I don't give a damn What anyone thinks ♪ 722 00:43:06,461 --> 00:43:09,673 ♪ I stay up all night And I smoke and I drink ♪ 723 00:43:11,508 --> 00:43:14,845 ♪ I'm a wanted man And I'm blowin' town ♪ 724 00:43:15,011 --> 00:43:17,931 ♪ Don't waste your time Tryin' to hunt me down ♪ 725 00:43:19,975 --> 00:43:24,479 ♪ The cops are sayin' I belong behind bars ♪ 726 00:43:24,646 --> 00:43:26,773 One, two, three, four. ♪ And I'm guilty ♪ 727 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:28,942 ♪ Guilty ♪ 728 00:43:29,568 --> 00:43:31,236 ♪ I'm guilty as charged ♪ 729 00:43:33,321 --> 00:43:35,115 Does Dewey seem unhappy to you? 730 00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:39,327 He's changed, I tell you, he's changed. 731 00:43:39,494 --> 00:43:42,122 That was early Dewey, this is middle Dewey. 732 00:43:43,373 --> 00:43:45,625 Dewey, are you enjoying yourself? 733 00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:49,629 What? Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you were here. 734 00:43:49,796 --> 00:43:52,132 Hey, Dave. I like your girl better, let's switch. 735 00:43:52,757 --> 00:43:56,136 Well, Dewey, this is my wife. Onh, nice to meet you. 736 00:43:56,303 --> 00:43:58,430 Well, this is Kathy. Kathy, this is Dave. 737 00:43:58,597 --> 00:44:01,308 Come on, darling. So where you from? 738 00:44:03,935 --> 00:44:05,103 Hi there. 739 00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:07,147 ♪ Guilty ♪ 740 00:44:07,314 --> 00:44:09,983 ♪ I'm guilty as charged ♪ 741 00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:14,237 ♪ I ain't askin' God to forgive my sins ♪ 742 00:44:14,404 --> 00:44:17,115 ♪ Take a good look And you'll know where I've been ♪ 743 00:44:17,282 --> 00:44:19,993 ♪ I'm dancin' with the devil Every night and every day ♪ 744 00:44:20,285 --> 00:44:23,413 ♪ People pay attention to the things That I say ♪ 745 00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:24,623 ♪ Say ♪ 746 00:44:25,665 --> 00:44:30,170 ♪ If you're sayin' my love is too large ♪ 747 00:44:30,337 --> 00:44:31,463 ♪ Then I'm guilty ♪ 748 00:44:32,964 --> 00:44:36,718 Goddamn it, this is a dark fucking period! 749 00:44:39,179 --> 00:44:40,931 Freeze! Put your hands above your head. 750 00:44:41,097 --> 00:44:42,307 It's not what it looks like. 751 00:44:42,474 --> 00:44:44,643 ♪ I'm guilty as charged ♪ 752 00:44:44,809 --> 00:44:45,852 Stop! 753 00:44:46,436 --> 00:44:48,063 You got me. 754 00:44:48,230 --> 00:44:51,107 Come on, Mr. Cox. How about it? Look here. 755 00:44:51,274 --> 00:44:58,274 ♪ I'm guilty as charged ♪♪ 756 00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:10,543 Cox, you got a visitor. 757 00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:15,298 Prison has changed me. 758 00:45:15,757 --> 00:45:18,843 I understand the common man in a way I never did before. 759 00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:24,724 I gotta get out of here, so I can bring joy to the men back in here. 760 00:45:24,891 --> 00:45:27,227 But I don't wanna live with them. 761 00:45:27,852 --> 00:45:29,145 Lean closer. 762 00:45:31,731 --> 00:45:33,483 I'm going to speak to you in my language 763 00:45:33,650 --> 00:45:37,320 so that the guards can't understand what I'm saying. 764 00:45:39,656 --> 00:45:41,908 There must be something you can do. 765 00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:43,994 I'm 21 years old. 766 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,829 I got my whole life ahead of me. 767 00:45:46,496 --> 00:45:49,666 We think we can get you off. 768 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:51,167 What do I have to do? 769 00:45:51,334 --> 00:45:54,254 You gotta go to rehab. 770 00:45:55,005 --> 00:45:56,715 "Rehab"? Rehab. 771 00:45:59,551 --> 00:46:01,219 -Rehab? -Oh, rehab. 772 00:46:01,386 --> 00:46:02,846 Okay, okay, I gotcha. 773 00:46:05,348 --> 00:46:07,183 Doctor! Doctor! 774 00:46:08,435 --> 00:46:10,729 I'm so cold. We need more blankets. 775 00:46:10,895 --> 00:46:12,480 We need more blankets. 776 00:46:13,273 --> 00:46:14,858 Doctor! 777 00:46:15,025 --> 00:46:17,944 I'm so hot! I think he has too many blankets. 778 00:46:18,111 --> 00:46:19,154 Fewer blankets! 779 00:46:19,904 --> 00:46:22,115 I'm hot and cold at the same time! 780 00:46:22,282 --> 00:46:25,201 He needs more blankets and he needs less blankets. 781 00:46:25,368 --> 00:46:27,120 I'm afraid you're right. 782 00:46:27,287 --> 00:46:28,538 Dewey? 783 00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:30,999 My wife sends her love, 784 00:46:31,166 --> 00:46:32,459 asshole. 785 00:46:32,625 --> 00:46:37,213 ♪ Dewey, tall and powerful ♪♪ 786 00:46:38,757 --> 00:46:42,093 Dewey, I don't know if you can hear me in there... 787 00:46:43,928 --> 00:46:46,139 but the wrong kid died. 788 00:46:47,849 --> 00:46:50,643 Dewey. Do you mind if we get stoned in here? 789 00:46:50,810 --> 00:46:54,356 Eh, he can't hear you. He's gonna die anyway. 790 00:47:12,832 --> 00:47:15,668 Are you ready to go home, Dewey Cox? 791 00:47:17,212 --> 00:47:18,588 Darlene. 792 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,216 I could never get you out of my head. 793 00:47:24,177 --> 00:47:26,179 Me neither. 794 00:47:26,346 --> 00:47:28,640 I could never stop thinking about you. 795 00:47:28,807 --> 00:47:31,601 But I wasn't gonna be no home wrecker. 796 00:47:31,768 --> 00:47:36,231 Now that I'm your only wife though, it seems different. 797 00:47:36,398 --> 00:47:41,319 I'm a new man, Darlene. Prison and rehab have changed me. 798 00:47:41,653 --> 00:47:44,572 All these blankets have saved my life. 799 00:47:44,781 --> 00:47:48,660 I think you're finally ready to be the man I always thought you could be. 800 00:48:28,658 --> 00:48:30,326 Let me get this off. 801 00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:38,751 I love you. 802 00:48:38,918 --> 00:48:40,044 I love you too. 803 00:48:49,804 --> 00:48:53,266 Oh, my God. 804 00:49:05,361 --> 00:49:07,280 Hey, boys, have you seen Dewey? 805 00:49:07,447 --> 00:49:10,033 I think I saw him in the barn with that longhaired guy. 806 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,869 Oh, yeah, he was talking to Charlie. Charlie Manson. 807 00:49:13,036 --> 00:49:15,330 His music is horrible. But he's a really nice guy. 808 00:49:15,538 --> 00:49:18,041 Oh, couldn't be nicer. Yeah, he's a nice guy. 809 00:49:24,005 --> 00:49:27,217 Come on, Dewey. It's almost time for Dewman's cake. 810 00:49:27,383 --> 00:49:31,930 All right. It's just... It's hard for me to sit around at some birthday party 811 00:49:32,138 --> 00:49:35,225 when I know there's so much injustice going on in this world. 812 00:49:35,391 --> 00:49:37,519 I know. My daddy was right. 813 00:49:37,685 --> 00:49:40,480 I can't spend all my time thinking about Dewey Cox no more. 814 00:49:40,647 --> 00:49:42,482 I've got to think about the other people. 815 00:49:42,899 --> 00:49:43,983 Like your family? 816 00:49:44,734 --> 00:49:49,447 No, I mean, like, people that's having injustices done to them. 817 00:49:49,781 --> 00:49:51,908 Like women and midgets and such. 818 00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:55,620 I mean, it's 1966, Darlene. And, baby... 819 00:49:58,998 --> 00:50:00,500 I'm feeling it. 820 00:50:00,917 --> 00:50:04,337 I know. The '60s are an important and exciting time. 821 00:50:04,504 --> 00:50:07,840 Aren't they? It's like there's something happening here. 822 00:50:08,007 --> 00:50:11,678 And what it is ain't exactly... 823 00:50:13,304 --> 00:50:14,347 obvious. 824 00:50:14,514 --> 00:50:17,183 I have to try to help people with my music. 825 00:50:17,350 --> 00:50:21,479 Some people are saying that your new music sounds a lot like Bob Dylan. 826 00:50:21,646 --> 00:50:23,648 Well, maybe Bob Dylan sounds a lot like me. 827 00:50:23,815 --> 00:50:25,567 You know, how come nobody ever asks Bob Dylan: 828 00:50:25,733 --> 00:50:27,694 "Why you sound so much like Dewey Cox?" 829 00:50:27,860 --> 00:50:29,862 ♪ Mailboxes drip like lampposts ♪ 830 00:50:30,029 --> 00:50:33,366 ♪ In the twisted birth canal Of the coliseum ♪ 831 00:50:35,535 --> 00:50:39,497 ♪ Rimjob fairy teapots Mask the temper tantrum ♪ 832 00:50:39,664 --> 00:50:41,833 ♪ Oh, say can you see 'em? ♪ 833 00:50:42,875 --> 00:50:46,838 ♪ Stuffed cabbage is the darling Of the Laundromat ♪ 834 00:50:47,714 --> 00:50:49,882 ♪ The mouse with the overbite ♪ 835 00:50:50,049 --> 00:50:52,218 ♪ Explained How the rabbits were ensnared ♪ 836 00:50:52,385 --> 00:50:54,345 What the hell is this song about? 837 00:50:54,512 --> 00:50:56,139 I have no idea. 838 00:50:56,306 --> 00:51:00,643 You guys are idiots. This song is very deep. 839 00:51:00,810 --> 00:51:07,233 ♪ Inside the three-eyed monkey Within inches Of his toaster-oven life ♪♪ 840 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,861 What do your parents think about your protest songs? 841 00:51:10,028 --> 00:51:13,406 What do your parents think about my protest songs, Mr. TIME Magazine? 842 00:51:15,491 --> 00:51:18,411 ♪ All the elevator buttons ♪ 843 00:51:19,787 --> 00:51:22,415 ♪ So incredibly high ♪ 844 00:51:22,582 --> 00:51:25,627 ♪ I stand today for the midget ♪ 845 00:51:26,377 --> 00:51:29,922 ♪ Half the size of a regular guy ♪ 846 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:34,427 ♪ Let me hold you, little man ♪ 847 00:51:34,594 --> 00:51:37,639 ♪ As the parade passes by ♪ 848 00:51:38,431 --> 00:51:41,643 ♪ Let me hold you, little man ♪ 849 00:51:42,435 --> 00:51:45,480 ♪ We'll make believe you can fly ♪ 850 00:51:45,647 --> 00:51:49,067 ♪ You shout for me to put you down ♪ 851 00:51:49,233 --> 00:51:53,029 ♪ But I'm marching today For your cause ♪ 852 00:51:53,196 --> 00:51:57,075 ♪ I'm banging the drum Your big day will come ♪ 853 00:51:57,241 --> 00:52:00,828 ♪ When they remake The Wizard of Oz ♪ 854 00:52:02,914 --> 00:52:06,626 ♪ So let me hold you, midget man ♪ 855 00:52:07,001 --> 00:52:10,463 ♪ Pretend that you're flying in space ♪ 856 00:52:11,130 --> 00:52:14,300 ♪ Let me hold you, midget man ♪ 857 00:52:14,467 --> 00:52:17,303 ♪ So the dog will stop Licking your face ♪ 858 00:52:18,137 --> 00:52:19,180 Sing with me! 859 00:52:19,347 --> 00:52:21,432 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na ♪♪ 860 00:52:21,599 --> 00:52:22,642 Sing it! 861 00:52:22,809 --> 00:52:24,811 Mr. Cox, why are you going to India? 862 00:52:24,977 --> 00:52:28,940 Well, I'm searching for something, if you must know. 863 00:52:29,107 --> 00:52:31,609 I'm fixing to do me some meditating with the maharishi. 864 00:52:31,776 --> 00:52:34,278 And Dewey Cox needs India right now, 865 00:52:34,445 --> 00:52:37,448 and, heck, I reckon India needs Dewey Cox too. 866 00:52:39,826 --> 00:52:44,872 Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role. 867 00:52:45,331 --> 00:52:49,168 We're nothing but grains of sand. 868 00:52:49,335 --> 00:52:51,754 That was freaking transcendental, Paul McCartney. 869 00:52:51,921 --> 00:52:54,340 Don't you agree, John Lennon? Yes, Dewey Cox. 870 00:52:54,674 --> 00:52:57,885 With meditation there's no limit to what we can 871 00:52:58,052 --> 00:52:59,470 imagine. 872 00:52:59,637 --> 00:53:01,472 What do you think, George Harrison of the Beatles? 873 00:53:01,639 --> 00:53:05,351 I don't know. You know, I'm just trying to get some more songs on the album. 874 00:53:05,518 --> 00:53:08,855 And as Ringo Starr, I'm not so interested in meditation. 875 00:53:09,021 --> 00:53:11,107 I just like to have fun. 876 00:53:12,191 --> 00:53:14,694 I like the little one. It's so dark in this tent. 877 00:53:14,861 --> 00:53:18,364 Reminds me when we, the Beatles, the four Beatles, us... 878 00:53:18,531 --> 00:53:20,700 From Liverpool. Yes, we are from Liverpool. 879 00:53:20,867 --> 00:53:24,871 We used to play those dark clubs in Hamburg. Remember that, Paul? 880 00:53:25,037 --> 00:53:29,375 Of course I do, I booked them. I'm the leader of the Beatles. 881 00:53:29,542 --> 00:53:32,587 Well, I have to say I like your stuff. It's pretty good. 882 00:53:32,754 --> 00:53:35,047 And most of your records, I really enjoy. 883 00:53:35,214 --> 00:53:37,175 We're big fans of your records too. 884 00:53:37,341 --> 00:53:40,386 We like to think that Hard Day's Night is our Guilty as Charged. 885 00:53:40,553 --> 00:53:42,555 -Great record. -Excellent album. 886 00:53:42,722 --> 00:53:44,724 We learned a lot from you. Great record. 887 00:53:44,891 --> 00:53:46,058 Well, we're big fans of y'all. 888 00:53:46,225 --> 00:53:49,395 Huge fans. You guys are almost as good as the Monkees. You guys are great. 889 00:53:50,897 --> 00:53:54,567 I think I might adjourn to another dimension, take some LSD. 890 00:53:54,734 --> 00:53:57,153 Do you care to join me? Yeah, let's do that. 891 00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,822 Care to join us for some LSD, Dewey? It's good for you. 892 00:53:59,989 --> 00:54:03,409 Built by scientists, it is. Lysergic. 893 00:54:03,993 --> 00:54:05,661 Gotta check with headquarters. 894 00:54:05,828 --> 00:54:08,080 Come on, Dewey Cox. Think you might enjoy it. 895 00:54:08,247 --> 00:54:11,751 Open your mind to a new experience, a new level of consciousness, 896 00:54:11,918 --> 00:54:13,836 like we do, because we are the Beatles. 897 00:54:14,003 --> 00:54:16,714 Why don't you just let him decide. If he wants to take LSD, he'll take it. 898 00:54:16,881 --> 00:54:19,091 He doesn't have to listen to you. You're not the boss of him. 899 00:54:19,258 --> 00:54:21,886 Don't tell me what to say and what not to say, Paul McCartney. 900 00:54:22,053 --> 00:54:26,432 I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical. I'm sick of it. 901 00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:28,935 Hey, everyone, I've got a brand-new mantra: 902 00:54:29,101 --> 00:54:31,604 Mmm. Paul's a big fat cunt. 903 00:54:31,771 --> 00:54:34,106 Don't know why you two don't let me write more songs. 904 00:54:34,273 --> 00:54:37,735 You know, I just sit here while me guitar quietly whimpers, you know. 905 00:54:37,902 --> 00:54:40,530 Well, you are the quiet one, so why don't you shut the fuck up? 906 00:54:40,696 --> 00:54:42,448 I've got a song about an octopus. 907 00:54:42,615 --> 00:54:45,576 Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play drums. 908 00:54:45,743 --> 00:54:49,539 Wow, seems like there's a rift happening between the Beatles. 909 00:54:49,705 --> 00:54:52,750 I wonder if your songs will still be shit when I'm 64. 910 00:54:52,917 --> 00:54:54,377 -Great sod. -No, stop it! 911 00:54:54,544 --> 00:54:55,920 You bastard! You sissy. 912 00:54:56,087 --> 00:54:59,382 Beatles. Please stop fighting here in India. 913 00:54:59,549 --> 00:55:01,592 No, no, let them go. Let them work it out. 914 00:55:01,759 --> 00:55:02,802 Taste it. 915 00:55:02,969 --> 00:55:04,595 Right there in the bollocks. 916 00:55:05,096 --> 00:55:07,306 -Bastard! -Cunt! 917 00:55:08,140 --> 00:55:10,977 Dewey, you been living clean for three years now, 918 00:55:11,143 --> 00:55:13,396 and it's done you a world of good, has it not? 919 00:55:13,563 --> 00:55:15,690 Look, I know I've had my trouble with drugs in the past. 920 00:55:15,857 --> 00:55:20,486 But I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD. 921 00:55:20,653 --> 00:55:23,030 Nobody gets addicted to LSD. 922 00:55:23,197 --> 00:55:26,075 It was invented by scientists. Ringo Starr just told me. 923 00:55:26,242 --> 00:55:29,078 I heard that doing LSD can awaken your demons. 924 00:55:29,704 --> 00:55:33,207 I ain't got no demons gonna get woke. 925 00:55:34,959 --> 00:55:37,920 If you promise it'll just be this one time. 926 00:55:39,964 --> 00:55:41,549 Okay. 927 00:55:42,091 --> 00:55:44,510 Let's go drop acid with the Beatles. 928 00:55:55,062 --> 00:55:56,188 Hello, Dewey. 929 00:55:56,355 --> 00:55:59,108 Welcome to your LSD trip. 930 00:55:59,275 --> 00:56:01,611 Where everything's a cartoon. 931 00:56:01,777 --> 00:56:04,363 We're the trippy cartoon Beatles. 932 00:56:04,530 --> 00:56:07,158 Look at that. It's a flying fish. 933 00:56:07,325 --> 00:56:09,035 Totally trippy! 934 00:56:10,286 --> 00:56:12,747 Wow, this LSD's all right. 935 00:56:12,914 --> 00:56:15,041 I like being a trippy cartoon. 936 00:56:15,207 --> 00:56:17,835 Just keep thinking happy thoughts, Dewey. 937 00:56:18,002 --> 00:56:21,213 I'd hate for this to turn into a bad trip. 938 00:56:21,380 --> 00:56:22,924 Uh-oh. Uh-oh? 939 00:56:23,090 --> 00:56:24,759 What's that scary music? 940 00:56:25,885 --> 00:56:28,095 I had an unhappy thought. 941 00:56:28,262 --> 00:56:29,722 It's a bad trip. 942 00:56:29,889 --> 00:56:31,432 Bad trip, bad trip! 943 00:56:31,599 --> 00:56:34,560 Help! Trippy machete! 944 00:56:35,645 --> 00:56:38,731 Oh, fuck me. I can see my large colon. 945 00:56:38,898 --> 00:56:41,859 Uh! I guess I do have some demons. 946 00:56:42,026 --> 00:56:43,569 You all right, Cox? 947 00:56:43,736 --> 00:56:45,029 I don't know. 948 00:56:45,196 --> 00:56:47,657 Do you want some more LSD? 949 00:56:47,823 --> 00:56:49,867 Yeah. I think I do. 950 00:56:56,499 --> 00:57:00,795 Mr. Schwartzberg, you're his long-time manager. Maybe you can talk to him. 951 00:57:00,962 --> 00:57:02,713 Well, what's the problem? 952 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,466 He's been on that trampoline for four days. 953 00:57:05,633 --> 00:57:08,719 You have got to talk some sense into him. I'm worried. 954 00:57:10,429 --> 00:57:14,684 Dewey, as your manager, I have to tell you I'm concerned. 955 00:57:14,850 --> 00:57:17,061 I think the LSD has changed you. 956 00:57:17,228 --> 00:57:20,815 It has changed me. It's opened my mind right up. 957 00:57:20,982 --> 00:57:22,483 I'm reinventing music. 958 00:57:22,650 --> 00:57:25,778 I'm creating something new that I call "shmusic." 959 00:57:25,945 --> 00:57:27,780 You've been recording the same song for eight months. 960 00:57:27,947 --> 00:57:29,448 You're not even close to being finished. 961 00:57:29,615 --> 00:57:32,284 That's because this record is different than any other record I've made. 962 00:57:32,451 --> 00:57:34,954 I told you. This is going to be my masterpiece. 963 00:57:35,121 --> 00:57:37,373 The one I'm remembered by. This one's for my brother. 964 00:57:37,623 --> 00:57:38,708 What brother? 965 00:57:38,874 --> 00:57:41,794 Nothing. Never mind. It's private. 966 00:57:44,463 --> 00:57:47,842 ♪ I just close my eyes When I fantasize ♪ 967 00:57:48,009 --> 00:57:51,053 ♪ Much to my surprise I'm only half the size ♪ 968 00:57:51,220 --> 00:57:53,472 ♪ That I used to be ♪ 969 00:57:55,016 --> 00:57:59,895 ♪ Bye-bye, pastures of plenty ♪ 970 00:58:00,062 --> 00:58:03,190 ♪ I don't know where I will ♪ 971 00:58:03,357 --> 00:58:04,525 ♪ Roam ♪ 972 00:58:04,692 --> 00:58:06,193 ♪ Black sheep, Black sheep ♪ 973 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,820 This is not a good song. 974 00:58:08,195 --> 00:58:11,490 It's like five songs on top of each other at the same time. 975 00:58:11,657 --> 00:58:14,452 Not even a song. It's some kind of concerto. 976 00:58:14,618 --> 00:58:20,499 ♪ Now that the blade Has been swung ♪ 977 00:58:20,666 --> 00:58:21,917 Just let him work it out. 978 00:58:22,918 --> 00:58:24,628 Masterpieces take time. 979 00:58:26,172 --> 00:58:27,882 Do you hear that? I think that goat's been singing 980 00:58:28,049 --> 00:58:30,509 more than I am on this damn song. 981 00:58:30,676 --> 00:58:35,556 ♪ Me ♪♪ 982 00:58:40,728 --> 00:58:42,646 It's still not finished yet. 983 00:58:43,272 --> 00:58:46,859 I'm hearing more aboriginal percussionists. 984 00:58:47,401 --> 00:58:51,697 And I want an army of didgeridoos. Fifty thousand didgeridoos! 985 00:58:51,864 --> 00:58:53,949 Folks, can we have a moment with Dewey? 986 00:58:57,036 --> 00:58:59,246 What the hell are these songs about? 987 00:58:59,413 --> 00:59:01,707 You're singing about cutting people in half... 988 00:59:01,874 --> 00:59:03,125 Ssst-tt-tt-tt. 989 00:59:03,292 --> 00:59:06,879 I'm working something out. It's called a metaphor. 990 00:59:07,046 --> 00:59:08,506 Well, what are you working out? 991 00:59:08,672 --> 00:59:11,008 It's secret. That's why it's called metaphor. It's a secret. 992 00:59:11,175 --> 00:59:12,927 That's what metaphor means. Secret. 993 00:59:13,427 --> 00:59:16,222 I just don't see why you gotta throw away the recipe, is all. 994 00:59:16,388 --> 00:59:17,890 Why don't we just go in there, 995 00:59:18,057 --> 00:59:20,559 lay down some tracks like we always done? 996 00:59:20,726 --> 00:59:23,312 Yeah, why can't we just walk hard? 997 00:59:23,479 --> 00:59:25,356 Yeah, Dewey, what do we need all these people for? 998 00:59:26,023 --> 00:59:29,151 I don't need people around me stifling me. 999 00:59:29,318 --> 00:59:32,696 So if you don't like it, there's the door. 1000 00:59:33,906 --> 00:59:35,407 Dewey? 1001 00:59:36,117 --> 00:59:38,327 Are you saying you don't need us no more? 1002 00:59:38,494 --> 00:59:44,250 Not unless you can open your mind and learn to play the fucking theremin. 1003 00:59:46,418 --> 00:59:48,212 Fuck you, Dewey! 1004 00:59:48,712 --> 00:59:51,006 Yeah, fuck you, Dewey. 1005 00:59:51,173 --> 00:59:53,759 In 20 years not once have you thrown a woman my way. 1006 00:59:53,926 --> 00:59:56,303 You don't think we like cheating on our wives too? 1007 00:59:56,470 --> 00:59:59,515 And you never once paid for drugs. Not once! 1008 00:59:59,682 --> 01:00:02,685 You pay that chimp more than you pay us. 1009 01:00:02,852 --> 01:00:05,729 I had to borrow from the chimp to get a mortgage on my house. 1010 01:00:05,896 --> 01:00:10,109 And those stupid Siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas. 1011 01:00:10,276 --> 01:00:13,154 I don't want any more Siamese glass cats! 1012 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:16,365 The Siamese cat is a symbol of nobility in ancient Egypt. 1013 01:00:16,532 --> 01:00:17,575 Fuck nobility! 1014 01:00:17,741 --> 01:00:19,618 Fuck ancient Egypt. 1015 01:00:20,119 --> 01:00:21,537 Fuck cats! 1016 01:00:21,704 --> 01:00:24,206 And you never paid for drugs. 1017 01:00:24,540 --> 01:00:25,916 Not once. 1018 01:00:26,083 --> 01:00:27,751 You slept with my wife. 1019 01:00:27,918 --> 01:00:29,128 You slept with me too! 1020 01:00:29,295 --> 01:00:32,590 And I've had confused feelings about that for 10 years now! 1021 01:00:32,756 --> 01:00:35,176 And you never once paid for drugs. 1022 01:00:36,552 --> 01:00:37,553 Not once. 1023 01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:39,889 You're on your own, Dewey Cox. 1024 01:00:40,472 --> 01:00:41,640 We're leaving. 1025 01:00:43,684 --> 01:00:48,314 Well, I guess this is the end of a chapter in your life, Dewey Cox. 1026 01:01:03,037 --> 01:01:04,663 What's happened to you, Dewey Cox? 1027 01:01:04,830 --> 01:01:06,165 Stay out of this, Darlene! 1028 01:01:06,332 --> 01:01:08,834 You're driving away the people who love you most! 1029 01:01:09,001 --> 01:01:11,086 I don't need anybody, Darlene. 1030 01:01:11,420 --> 01:01:13,339 All I need is my music. 1031 01:01:14,089 --> 01:01:18,677 This ain't about your music, Dewey. It's about the drugs. 1032 01:01:18,844 --> 01:01:21,597 Honey, I told you I'm gonna quit again. 1033 01:01:21,972 --> 01:01:24,099 As soon as the record's done. Whenever that might be. 1034 01:01:24,266 --> 01:01:26,018 Look, you can't rush a masterpiece. 1035 01:01:29,521 --> 01:01:32,775 You need to take a break, Dewey. You need to clean yourself up, otherwise... 1036 01:01:32,942 --> 01:01:34,193 Otherwise what? 1037 01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,862 Otherwise I can't be married to you no more. 1038 01:01:38,530 --> 01:01:39,782 I know you don't mean that. 1039 01:01:40,366 --> 01:01:42,493 I believe you know that I do. 1040 01:01:47,706 --> 01:01:48,999 Okay. 1041 01:01:49,917 --> 01:01:52,878 Okay? Okay. 1042 01:01:53,837 --> 01:01:55,047 You'll take a break? 1043 01:01:55,422 --> 01:01:57,341 I will take a break. 1044 01:01:57,716 --> 01:01:59,176 And you'll quit the drugs? 1045 01:02:00,052 --> 01:02:01,929 And I will quit the drugs. 1046 01:02:03,013 --> 01:02:04,223 Dewey! 1047 01:02:05,140 --> 01:02:09,603 Oh, baby. I've been praying about this day for so long. 1048 01:02:10,229 --> 01:02:12,606 What did you just put in your mouth? Gum. 1049 01:02:13,274 --> 01:02:16,568 You ain't chewing no gum. Candy? 1050 01:02:16,735 --> 01:02:19,655 What did you put in your mouth? It's PCP. 1051 01:02:19,822 --> 01:02:22,074 Oh, you just said...! 1052 01:02:23,033 --> 01:02:24,910 Wow. 1053 01:02:25,077 --> 01:02:27,329 I'm going to town! 1054 01:02:33,419 --> 01:02:35,379 Get out of the road, you jerk! 1055 01:02:50,936 --> 01:02:51,937 There he is! 1056 01:02:56,859 --> 01:03:01,363 Dewey! Get off that building! It's inappropriate! 1057 01:03:03,741 --> 01:03:08,120 Dewey Cox, you give me no choice. 1058 01:03:08,287 --> 01:03:13,208 It breaks my heart, but I'm leaving you. 1059 01:03:13,375 --> 01:03:14,710 I'm Zeus! 1060 01:03:17,129 --> 01:03:20,215 No mortal can stop me! I'm Zeus! 1061 01:03:23,969 --> 01:03:26,347 Rehab? Rehab. 1062 01:03:36,398 --> 01:03:37,441 Nate! 1063 01:03:40,235 --> 01:03:43,113 Ah! Nate? 1064 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,908 This is what I'd look like if I'd grown up into an adult 1065 01:03:46,075 --> 01:03:48,369 and perhaps hadn't have been murdered, or whatever. 1066 01:03:48,827 --> 01:03:52,373 I just came to tell you you need to get your shit together! 1067 01:03:52,539 --> 01:03:54,083 I know. 1068 01:03:54,249 --> 01:03:55,751 I've fallen again. 1069 01:03:55,918 --> 01:03:58,253 Will you listen to yourself? You keep whining like a little bitch. 1070 01:03:58,420 --> 01:04:02,174 If I was alive right now, I'd be the fucking president of the United States. 1071 01:04:02,341 --> 01:04:05,469 I'd be on the moon, walking around looking for aliens to Kill. 1072 01:04:05,636 --> 01:04:07,179 What? You know why 1073 01:04:07,346 --> 01:04:08,347 Dad liked me better than you? 1074 01:04:08,514 --> 01:04:10,349 Because I was better than you. 1075 01:04:10,516 --> 01:04:12,851 When I played the piano, I was fucking awesome. 1076 01:04:13,018 --> 01:04:15,020 Well, you think it's been easy for me? 1077 01:04:15,187 --> 01:04:17,189 Since you're gone I got no sense of smell. 1078 01:04:17,356 --> 01:04:19,066 Oh, you got no sense of smell? 1079 01:04:19,942 --> 01:04:23,404 You can't smell anything? You can't smell anything? 1080 01:04:23,570 --> 01:04:26,031 I got no sense of having legs, Dewey! 1081 01:04:26,198 --> 01:04:29,493 I have no life! I'm dead because somebody... 1082 01:04:29,660 --> 01:04:31,703 I'm not gonna point out names right now. 1083 01:04:31,870 --> 01:04:33,789 ...Decided to murder me with a machete. 1084 01:04:33,956 --> 01:04:36,708 Nate. I can't even smell, touch, feel. 1085 01:04:36,917 --> 01:04:40,879 I can't even masturbate. You ever try to jerk off with a ghost hand? Nothing! 1086 01:04:42,589 --> 01:04:45,551 I'm just trying to say you need to fix this shit. 1087 01:04:45,717 --> 01:04:49,012 You need to get out of that bathtub. You need to start writing songs again. 1088 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,786 Stay in it. Stay in it. 1089 01:05:13,203 --> 01:05:17,166 No! Why can't I write a fucking song anymore? 1090 01:05:32,848 --> 01:05:35,809 ♪ I had it all ♪ 1091 01:05:36,018 --> 01:05:39,855 ♪ I had it all ♪ 1092 01:05:40,230 --> 01:05:43,984 And then I fucked up, goddamn it! 1093 01:05:44,193 --> 01:05:47,821 Schwartzy, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what's going on with me. 1094 01:05:47,988 --> 01:05:49,281 I got the song block. 1095 01:05:49,448 --> 01:05:50,532 Song block. 1096 01:05:50,699 --> 01:05:52,743 You know what? I don't need to write any new songs. 1097 01:05:52,910 --> 01:05:56,371 I'll just do my old ones. We'll do a oldies tour. I'll do "Walk Hard." 1098 01:05:56,538 --> 01:05:59,416 Dewey, "Walk Hard" is over 20 years old. 1099 01:05:59,583 --> 01:06:01,919 Well, a lot of people like my old songs. 1100 01:06:02,085 --> 01:06:03,962 Old people like your old songs. 1101 01:06:04,588 --> 01:06:05,714 May I make a suggestion? 1102 01:06:05,881 --> 01:06:08,592 I got a call from CBS. 1103 01:06:08,759 --> 01:06:11,553 They wanna do a show with you. 1104 01:06:11,929 --> 01:06:16,016 Television, Dewey. It's the way into the people's hearts. 1105 01:06:17,518 --> 01:06:19,978 Live from Burbank, California. 1106 01:06:20,145 --> 01:06:22,105 It's The Dewey Cox Show. 1107 01:06:22,731 --> 01:06:27,361 And now your host, Dewey Cox! 1108 01:06:27,528 --> 01:06:29,655 ♪ Walk hard ♪ ♪ Hard 1109 01:06:29,821 --> 01:06:31,406 ♪ Hard ♪ ♪ Hard 1110 01:06:31,573 --> 01:06:34,701 ♪ Down life's rocky road ♪ 1111 01:06:35,327 --> 01:06:37,496 ♪ Walk bold ♪ ♪ Bold ♪ 1112 01:06:37,663 --> 01:06:39,039 ♪ Hard ♪ ♪ Hard ♪ 1113 01:06:39,206 --> 01:06:41,208 ♪ That's my creed ♪ 1114 01:06:41,375 --> 01:06:43,377 ♪ My code ♪ 1115 01:06:44,962 --> 01:06:46,004 ♪ Walk hard ♪♪ 1116 01:06:46,171 --> 01:06:50,425 Stay tuned. When we come back, Cox sings David Bowie. 1117 01:06:53,470 --> 01:06:57,391 ♪ There's a starman Waiting in the sky ♪ 1118 01:06:57,558 --> 01:06:59,184 ♪ He'd like to come and meet us ♪ 1119 01:06:59,351 --> 01:07:00,894 ♪ But he thinks he'd blow our minds ♪♪ 1120 01:07:01,061 --> 01:07:03,730 We'll be right back with more Cox after this. 1121 01:07:05,524 --> 01:07:08,527 I mean, what do I have to do to get you on my bone? Invent fire? 1122 01:07:08,694 --> 01:07:12,364 And then huge laugh and we go to commercial. All right, take five. 1123 01:07:12,614 --> 01:07:14,700 Hey. Ha-ha! Ha! 1124 01:07:14,866 --> 01:07:16,910 Great rehearsal, Dewey. Very funny sketch. 1125 01:07:17,869 --> 01:07:19,204 Thank you. Schwarzberg, have you seen the ratings? 1126 01:07:19,371 --> 01:07:22,040 We're getting our ass kicked every week by The Incredible Hulk. 1127 01:07:22,207 --> 01:07:25,210 Well, last night's episode was a very special episode. 1128 01:07:25,377 --> 01:07:28,338 They revealed that the Incredible Hulk has an evil twin. 1129 01:07:28,505 --> 01:07:30,215 And he's not green. He's red. 1130 01:07:30,382 --> 01:07:32,509 I know. It was amazing. Did you see it? 1131 01:07:32,676 --> 01:07:35,721 You can't compete with that. But, listen, we do need to do more promotion. 1132 01:07:35,887 --> 01:07:39,558 So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna introduce people to the new Dewey Cox. 1133 01:07:39,725 --> 01:07:43,687 In fact, I got a girl here right now to interview you. She's from the local affiliate in Dallas. 1134 01:07:43,854 --> 01:07:47,899 Oh. I don't know. I'm not so good on interviews. 1135 01:07:48,066 --> 01:07:50,360 Bubbe, it's a puff piece. It's very puffy. 1136 01:07:50,527 --> 01:07:52,529 All you have to do is remind the audience 1137 01:07:52,696 --> 01:07:56,575 that you're not mainlining acid anymore. And that the show, it's a lot of fun, right? 1138 01:07:56,742 --> 01:07:57,909 You're having fun. Yeah. 1139 01:07:58,076 --> 01:08:00,579 And it's on every Thursday night at 8 after the local news. 1140 01:08:00,746 --> 01:08:04,666 "It's on every Thursday night at 8:00, right after your local news. And I'm not mainlining acid." 1141 01:08:04,833 --> 01:08:07,002 Anymore. Oh, I'm not gonna promise that. 1142 01:08:07,169 --> 01:08:10,422 Whatever you're comfortable with. "I don't smoke angel dust anymore. 1143 01:08:10,589 --> 01:08:12,633 So don't be afraid." Something like that? 1144 01:08:12,799 --> 01:08:15,260 So why don't you tell us about your new television programme? 1145 01:08:15,427 --> 01:08:18,221 Well, Gall, it's a variety show. I do a little bit of everything. 1146 01:08:18,388 --> 01:08:21,183 I do some singing, some dancing, some chatting with the guests, 1147 01:08:21,350 --> 01:08:23,477 the skits, the monologues, the comedy. 1148 01:08:23,644 --> 01:08:25,270 Wonderful. Comedy. 1149 01:08:25,437 --> 01:08:27,856 It really is a lot of fun. 1150 01:08:28,023 --> 01:08:29,900 Well, we're gonna have more fun when we come back 1151 01:08:30,067 --> 01:08:31,943 from this word from our sponsors. 1152 01:08:32,110 --> 01:08:33,445 Don't go away. 1153 01:08:34,821 --> 01:08:39,201 Ooh. Okay, you know what? I gotta tell you, my heart goes out to you. 1154 01:08:39,368 --> 01:08:42,788 I know what it's like to be on a piece-of-shit television programme 1155 01:08:42,954 --> 01:08:45,957 because I'm hosting one right now. Excuse me? 1156 01:08:46,124 --> 01:08:49,252 Must wanna blow your fucking brains out, I'll bet. I know I do. 1157 01:08:50,545 --> 01:08:52,589 And we're back with Mr. Dewey Cox. 1158 01:08:52,756 --> 01:08:55,300 And we're talking about the fun he's having on his show. 1159 01:08:55,467 --> 01:08:59,721 But right now, let's talk about your lovely wife, Darlene. How's she doing? 1160 01:09:00,097 --> 01:09:02,391 Darlene and I separated some years ago, Gail. 1161 01:09:02,557 --> 01:09:04,935 Oh, okay. Guess I didn't do my homework. 1162 01:09:05,102 --> 01:09:07,396 And to answer your question, I miss her terribly. 1163 01:09:07,562 --> 01:09:08,855 Well, that's sweet. 1164 01:09:09,022 --> 01:09:12,234 Now, tell me, why don't we talk about your parents? They've gotta be proud of you. 1165 01:09:12,734 --> 01:09:14,778 Well, my mom is dead. 1166 01:09:14,945 --> 01:09:19,825 And my pa and I don't speak to each other, 1167 01:09:19,991 --> 01:09:22,160 so we're not very close. 1168 01:09:23,495 --> 01:09:26,581 We can always cut around this if it gets too pathetic. 1169 01:09:26,748 --> 01:09:29,000 Tell us about your kids. I know you got a whole slew of them. 1170 01:09:29,167 --> 01:09:30,335 What's going on with them? 1171 01:09:30,502 --> 01:09:32,838 I'm locked in a custody battle at this time. 1172 01:09:33,004 --> 01:09:35,966 Custody is trying to be forced upon me, which I don't think is right. 1173 01:09:36,133 --> 01:09:39,177 You know, if you don't want the responsibility of children, 1174 01:09:39,344 --> 01:09:41,346 you should be able to walk away from that, 1175 01:09:41,513 --> 01:09:45,767 and apparently a couple of my ex-wives don't feel the same. So, yeah. 1176 01:09:45,934 --> 01:09:48,437 Wherever my kids are, I'm sure they're watching The Dewey Cox Show 1177 01:09:48,603 --> 01:09:51,481 on Thursday nights at 8:00, right after the local news. 1178 01:09:51,857 --> 01:09:54,151 And, uh, I just wanted to say to everyone out there 1179 01:09:54,317 --> 01:09:57,154 I'm no longer mainlining acid or smoking PCP. 1180 01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,864 It's official. 1181 01:09:59,906 --> 01:10:03,034 Um, okay. Why don't we, uh, lighten it up just a bit here? 1182 01:10:03,201 --> 01:10:07,330 Tell me, you're so busy, Dewey Cox, do you have time to stop and smell the roses? 1183 01:10:07,622 --> 01:10:09,833 I've got no fucking sense of smell. 1184 01:10:10,292 --> 01:10:11,334 All right, I'm done. 1185 01:10:11,501 --> 01:10:13,712 Come on, now, folks. Do a little research. 1186 01:10:13,879 --> 01:10:15,714 That would've been nice information to have. Yeah. 1187 01:10:19,551 --> 01:10:20,844 Yeah. 1188 01:10:23,138 --> 01:10:24,848 Nate? Dewey. 1189 01:10:25,015 --> 01:10:26,892 You were supposed to be double great for the both of us. 1190 01:10:27,058 --> 01:10:28,518 What the fuck is this bullshit? 1191 01:10:28,685 --> 01:10:30,812 I know. All I'm asking 1192 01:10:30,979 --> 01:10:32,898 is that you write one masterpiece 1193 01:10:33,064 --> 01:10:35,609 that is the culmination of your entire life. 1194 01:10:35,776 --> 01:10:36,818 How hard is that? 1195 01:10:37,235 --> 01:10:40,614 I'm empty, Nate. What do I do? 1196 01:10:40,781 --> 01:10:45,577 Dewey, who's the one person in your life who's made you feel like shit? 1197 01:10:45,744 --> 01:10:48,121 You need to talk to him, Dewey. 1198 01:10:48,955 --> 01:10:51,374 I don't know. You need to hug him. 1199 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,921 I have been putting this off my entire life, 1200 01:10:56,588 --> 01:10:58,757 but I think you might be right. 1201 01:11:01,092 --> 01:11:03,887 ♪ The wrong kid died ♪ 1202 01:11:05,472 --> 01:11:07,390 Hello, Pa. 1203 01:11:11,353 --> 01:11:12,729 What do you want? 1204 01:11:12,896 --> 01:11:15,357 I feel like there's some things I need to say to you. 1205 01:11:15,607 --> 01:11:18,026 Well, go on. Talk. 1206 01:11:18,777 --> 01:11:20,904 I've realised that... 1207 01:11:21,363 --> 01:11:25,408 I never really said I was sorry for what happened with Nate. 1208 01:11:26,284 --> 01:11:29,246 Pa, I've spent my entire life 1209 01:11:29,412 --> 01:11:32,791 trying to find love with wives 1210 01:11:32,958 --> 01:11:34,793 and hotel clerks 1211 01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,087 and tollbooth attendants 1212 01:11:37,254 --> 01:11:40,423 and giraffes and monkeys and trampolines 1213 01:11:40,590 --> 01:11:43,677 and men who dress like women and men who look like you. 1214 01:11:44,719 --> 01:11:49,432 And I realised the only person I've ever really wanted to love me 1215 01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:52,561 was you, Pa. 1216 01:11:55,146 --> 01:11:57,065 Dewey, I don't know what to say. 1217 01:11:57,232 --> 01:11:59,901 You don't have to say anything, Pa. 1218 01:12:00,068 --> 01:12:03,572 I just wanted to come here and tell you that I loved you 1219 01:12:04,197 --> 01:12:05,532 and I always have. 1220 01:12:08,159 --> 01:12:13,415 I appreciate you finding the courage to say that, Dewey. 1221 01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:16,793 But there's only one way to settle this. 1222 01:12:19,087 --> 01:12:20,797 Machetes. What? 1223 01:12:20,964 --> 01:12:23,758 The right kid is gonna die tonight. 1224 01:12:27,095 --> 01:12:29,014 You've been practicing! 1225 01:12:40,525 --> 01:12:42,277 Oh! Ow! 1226 01:12:45,071 --> 01:12:46,531 No, Pa. No! 1227 01:12:46,698 --> 01:12:49,618 I been waiting for this for a long time! 1228 01:12:49,784 --> 01:12:51,494 You have? 1229 01:12:57,751 --> 01:12:59,210 Oh, no. 1230 01:12:59,377 --> 01:13:01,630 Oh, my goodness! 1231 01:13:01,796 --> 01:13:03,465 I halved myself. 1232 01:13:03,632 --> 01:13:06,176 Pa! No, Pa! 1233 01:13:06,343 --> 01:13:10,889 Dewey, I guess I never realised until this moment 1234 01:13:11,056 --> 01:13:16,394 just how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half. 1235 01:13:16,561 --> 01:13:17,604 It is, right? 1236 01:13:17,771 --> 01:13:20,065 I'm sorry for blaming you, Dewey. 1237 01:13:20,231 --> 01:13:23,360 Of course you didn't mean to cut Nate in half. 1238 01:13:23,526 --> 01:13:25,695 It's all so obvious now. 1239 01:13:25,862 --> 01:13:27,072 Pa. 1240 01:13:27,238 --> 01:13:29,824 I should've been a better father to you, Dewey. 1241 01:13:29,991 --> 01:13:33,620 I wish I spent more time playing catch with you 1242 01:13:33,787 --> 01:13:38,583 and less time training my body and mind to kill you in a machete fight. 1243 01:13:38,750 --> 01:13:42,045 You be a better father than I was, Dewey. 1244 01:13:42,212 --> 01:13:43,505 I'll try, Pa. 1245 01:13:43,672 --> 01:13:45,340 It shouldn't be that hard. 1246 01:13:45,507 --> 01:13:46,758 In case I don't make it... 1247 01:13:46,925 --> 01:13:50,428 Pa! You're gonna make it! It's the 1970s! 1248 01:13:50,595 --> 01:13:54,265 They got all kinds of new procedures that can attach tops to bottoms now! 1249 01:13:54,432 --> 01:13:57,978 Hang in there! Dewey, I love... 1250 01:13:58,144 --> 01:13:59,646 I love... 1251 01:14:02,273 --> 01:14:03,400 You love what? 1252 01:14:03,733 --> 01:14:05,527 Pa, you love what? 1253 01:14:06,069 --> 01:14:07,862 Come on, one more word! 1254 01:14:08,029 --> 01:14:10,240 No! 1255 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,293 Dad? 1256 01:15:06,212 --> 01:15:08,757 Yes, what is it, son? 1257 01:15:08,923 --> 01:15:11,760 I was just wondering if you wanna have a catch. 1258 01:15:13,845 --> 01:15:15,013 A catch? 1259 01:15:17,182 --> 01:15:19,100 Son, 1260 01:15:19,267 --> 01:15:23,813 there is nothing in this world I want more 1261 01:15:23,980 --> 01:15:26,691 than to have a catch with you. 1262 01:15:28,026 --> 01:15:32,447 Son, forgive me, this is going to sound strange, 1263 01:15:33,448 --> 01:15:35,408 but what is your name again? 1264 01:15:35,575 --> 01:15:38,745 I'm Dewey Junior, but my friends call me "Dewdrop." 1265 01:15:39,370 --> 01:15:40,872 Well... 1266 01:15:44,876 --> 01:15:48,379 It's nice to formally meet you, Dewdrop. 1267 01:15:48,630 --> 01:15:51,216 So this is catch. 1268 01:15:51,883 --> 01:15:55,053 This is what I been missing out on all them years on the road, huh? 1269 01:15:55,845 --> 01:15:59,641 I like it, it's wonderful. You throw it to me, I throw it back to you. 1270 01:15:59,808 --> 01:16:03,103 It's so simple, and yet so powerful. 1271 01:16:04,229 --> 01:16:06,314 Boy, you're really terrible at this game. 1272 01:16:06,481 --> 01:16:09,150 Well, I mean, you never really played with me before. 1273 01:16:09,317 --> 01:16:12,737 How am I supposed to learn? A boy needs a dad. 1274 01:16:13,238 --> 01:16:15,031 Yes, he does. 1275 01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:19,410 Well, I reckon we got some lost time to make up, you and me. 1276 01:16:19,577 --> 01:16:22,413 And all your brothers and sisters too. How many of you are there now? 1277 01:16:22,580 --> 01:16:26,751 Twenty-two brothers and sisters. And also 14 half-brothers and half-sisters. 1278 01:16:26,918 --> 01:16:28,795 Holy shit. 1279 01:16:29,337 --> 01:16:30,588 This may take a while. 1280 01:16:33,758 --> 01:16:35,468 That's real good. 1281 01:16:37,887 --> 01:16:39,848 So beautiful. 1282 01:16:45,770 --> 01:16:47,397 Are you sure you're one of mine? 1283 01:17:11,963 --> 01:17:13,923 Go ahead and taste some dirt. 1284 01:17:14,090 --> 01:17:15,717 That's good dirt. That's good dirt. 1285 01:17:15,884 --> 01:17:18,845 On the surface, Macbeth is about revenge. 1286 01:17:19,012 --> 01:17:20,221 But what is the subtext? 1287 01:17:20,388 --> 01:17:23,558 A power struggle for the Scottish royal family, that's what it is. 1288 01:17:23,725 --> 01:17:25,643 I just gave you it. That one's a mulligan. 1289 01:17:31,941 --> 01:17:33,401 Yeah. 1290 01:17:46,789 --> 01:17:47,832 Hello, Dewey. 1291 01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:50,418 Darlene. 1292 01:17:50,585 --> 01:17:55,173 It's Dewina's birthday. I brought her a present. It's a bracelet. 1293 01:17:56,382 --> 01:17:57,842 How's Glen Campbell? 1294 01:17:58,009 --> 01:17:59,802 He and I split up a long time ago. 1295 01:18:00,553 --> 01:18:01,721 Really? 1296 01:18:02,055 --> 01:18:04,015 It's just me these days. 1297 01:18:04,182 --> 01:18:05,558 At age 50. 1298 01:18:06,434 --> 01:18:09,479 Would you care to take a walk with me, Darlene Madison? 1299 01:18:11,522 --> 01:18:14,651 Well, I haven't been playing too much music the last few years. 1300 01:18:14,817 --> 01:18:19,239 I realise now I wasn't much of a father when I was out on the road. 1301 01:18:19,572 --> 01:18:21,699 Now this is what makes me happy. 1302 01:18:21,866 --> 01:18:25,703 Not the music, not getting high, 1303 01:18:25,870 --> 01:18:27,705 just my family. 1304 01:18:27,872 --> 01:18:29,374 That's all I care about. 1305 01:18:29,540 --> 01:18:32,252 And that family is missing one piece, Darlene. 1306 01:18:33,127 --> 01:18:36,214 My God, you're as beautiful as the day I met you. 1307 01:18:41,594 --> 01:18:44,305 You don't want this dirty old Cox. 1308 01:18:44,472 --> 01:18:46,266 Oh, I want it more than ever. 1309 01:18:49,936 --> 01:18:51,896 Did you wash your hair today? 1310 01:18:52,063 --> 01:18:54,774 I sure did. How could you tell? 1311 01:18:54,941 --> 01:18:57,360 It smells terrific. 1312 01:19:05,535 --> 01:19:06,744 I smelt it. 1313 01:19:07,412 --> 01:19:08,913 You mean...? 1314 01:19:10,248 --> 01:19:12,083 I smelt it! 1315 01:19:13,334 --> 01:19:14,919 I can smell again! 1316 01:19:17,547 --> 01:19:19,007 I smelt it! 1317 01:19:19,173 --> 01:19:21,592 I smell you. Smell it. 1318 01:19:22,051 --> 01:19:23,845 Oh, you've been driving a while. 1319 01:19:24,595 --> 01:19:26,931 I smelt it! I smelt it! 1320 01:19:27,098 --> 01:19:29,017 I smelt it, God! 1321 01:19:29,183 --> 01:19:31,644 It's a miracle! 1322 01:19:31,811 --> 01:19:33,730 I smell you, flowers. 1323 01:19:33,896 --> 01:19:35,231 I smell you, twig. 1324 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,943 I smell horseshit! 1325 01:19:42,447 --> 01:19:44,365 It's horrible! 1326 01:19:44,532 --> 01:19:46,993 -But I can smell it! -Smell that shit, baby! 1327 01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:48,911 I smelt it. 1328 01:19:51,956 --> 01:19:54,042 Oh. 1329 01:19:54,751 --> 01:19:56,919 Anyway, that's when I learned 1330 01:19:57,086 --> 01:20:00,798 that Quaaludes and water-skiing do not mix. 1331 01:20:00,965 --> 01:20:02,467 Now, you remember that. 1332 01:20:02,633 --> 01:20:05,094 How come you did all of that stuff, Grandpa? 1333 01:20:05,261 --> 01:20:10,391 Well, Dewey Rahim, I'll tell you. I was young and stupid then. 1334 01:20:10,558 --> 01:20:12,769 I didn't understand a lot of things. 1335 01:20:12,935 --> 01:20:16,147 Think it had to do with how I was reared as a boy. 1336 01:20:16,522 --> 01:20:19,150 But, you know, I got no complaints. 1337 01:20:19,317 --> 01:20:21,486 It's been a beautiful ride. 1338 01:20:21,986 --> 01:20:23,237 A beautiful ride? 1339 01:20:26,449 --> 01:20:28,910 A beautiful ride. 1340 01:20:29,911 --> 01:20:33,831 Dewey, sweetheart, there's someone here to see you. 1341 01:20:36,501 --> 01:20:37,960 Mr. Cox. 1342 01:20:39,754 --> 01:20:41,422 I'm sorry, have we met? 1343 01:20:41,839 --> 01:20:45,051 You worked with my father, Kvetch L'Chaim. 1344 01:20:45,218 --> 01:20:46,636 You're Mr. L'Chaim's boy? 1345 01:20:46,803 --> 01:20:49,305 Dreidel L'Chaim, that's me. 1346 01:20:49,472 --> 01:20:51,933 Well, it's nice to see you again, Dreidel L'Chaim. 1347 01:20:52,100 --> 01:20:53,351 The pleasure's all mine. 1348 01:20:53,518 --> 01:20:57,522 Listen, Mr. Cox, there's something I want to show you. 1349 01:20:57,688 --> 01:20:59,899 ♪ I never rock a fella But I rock a Cinderella ♪ 1350 01:21:00,066 --> 01:21:02,819 ♪ While she's sittin' in between A nigga"s legs like a cello ♪ 1351 01:21:02,985 --> 01:21:04,737 ♪ Must be those pair of double-Ds ♪ 1352 01:21:04,904 --> 01:21:07,323 ♪ That got a nigga sittin' Rock-hard in his jeans ♪ 1353 01:21:08,199 --> 01:21:10,368 ♪ Time to play Make your mouth into a hole, yo ♪ 1354 01:21:10,535 --> 01:21:11,702 ♪ Tell me how I feel When I'm rockin' your boat ♪ 1355 01:21:11,869 --> 01:21:14,038 ♪ I wanna make you fuckin' ♪ ♪ Hard ♪ 1356 01:21:16,082 --> 01:21:18,042 ♪ I'm so wet, I gotta make you ♪ 1357 01:21:18,209 --> 01:21:21,963 ♪ Hard ♪♪ 1358 01:21:24,340 --> 01:21:27,051 Mr. L'Chaim, how could you allow them to do such a thing 1359 01:21:27,218 --> 01:21:28,678 with my husband's music? 1360 01:21:28,845 --> 01:21:30,680 Through the roof, we're selling. 1361 01:21:30,847 --> 01:21:33,516 Lil' Nutzzak. That's the rapper. Sweet kid. 1362 01:21:33,683 --> 01:21:37,103 Anyway, he's introduced a whole new generation 1363 01:21:37,270 --> 01:21:39,272 to the magic of Dewey Cox. 1364 01:21:39,439 --> 01:21:42,984 You could even play together. Cox and Lil' Nutzzak. What a package. 1365 01:21:44,235 --> 01:21:45,903 Anyway, as if that was not enough, 1366 01:21:46,070 --> 01:21:48,865 they're gonna give Dewey the Lifetime Achievement Award next month. 1367 01:21:51,409 --> 01:21:53,703 The Lifetime Achievement Award? 1368 01:21:53,870 --> 01:21:56,581 Baby, that's wonderful. 1369 01:21:56,747 --> 01:21:59,750 You go on TV, they give you the award, you play a song, it's a magical thing. 1370 01:21:59,917 --> 01:22:02,795 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't go on TV and play. 1371 01:22:02,962 --> 01:22:04,380 -What? Why not? -Why, Grandpa? 1372 01:22:04,547 --> 01:22:09,218 Hell, I'm 71 years old. I don't even know if I can rock no more. 1373 01:22:09,385 --> 01:22:11,220 Of course you can rock, sweetheart. 1374 01:22:11,387 --> 01:22:13,431 Of course you can rock, sweetheart. 1375 01:22:13,598 --> 01:22:15,725 Well, I don't know that I can rock. 1376 01:22:17,101 --> 01:22:18,644 And besides that... 1377 01:22:21,314 --> 01:22:23,524 I gave that life up for a reason. 1378 01:22:25,109 --> 01:22:27,570 I'm afraid of the temptations, Darlene. 1379 01:22:27,737 --> 01:22:30,990 You can do it, Dewey. I know you can. 1380 01:22:31,741 --> 01:22:34,035 Just go out there and sing your song. 1381 01:22:37,497 --> 01:22:39,790 I'm gonna need my band. 1382 01:22:50,551 --> 01:22:52,303 My hip. 1383 01:23:08,361 --> 01:23:09,987 Ladies and gentlemen, 1384 01:23:10,154 --> 01:23:14,492 please welcome Jewel, Lyle Lovett and Jackson Browne. 1385 01:23:14,659 --> 01:23:16,244 ♪ Walk hard ♪ 1386 01:23:17,745 --> 01:23:19,497 ♪ Hard ♪ 1387 01:23:19,997 --> 01:23:21,832 ♪ Down life's ♪ 1388 01:23:22,250 --> 01:23:24,377 ♪ Rocky road ♪ ♪ Rocky road ♪ 1389 01:23:25,086 --> 01:23:26,420 ♪ Walk bold ♪ 1390 01:23:28,089 --> 01:23:30,007 ♪ Hard ♪ 1391 01:23:30,216 --> 01:23:32,385 ♪ That's my creed ♪ 1392 01:23:33,010 --> 01:23:35,263 ♪ My code ♪ ♪ My code ♪♪ 1393 01:23:35,596 --> 01:23:37,765 Hi. Hey there. 1394 01:23:37,932 --> 01:23:38,975 Hello. 1395 01:23:39,141 --> 01:23:41,519 Oh, he is so cute. 1396 01:23:41,686 --> 01:23:43,854 What are you doing later, Dewey? 1397 01:23:45,481 --> 01:23:49,610 I am returning to the hotel with my family. 1398 01:23:49,944 --> 01:23:51,904 Good night to you. 1399 01:23:54,031 --> 01:23:55,866 He fucked my grandma. 1400 01:23:56,033 --> 01:23:57,577 That's awesome. 1401 01:23:57,743 --> 01:23:58,911 Ghostface Killah. 1402 01:23:59,370 --> 01:24:01,789 ♪ Walking hard I'm a real hard walker ♪ 1403 01:24:01,956 --> 01:24:04,542 ♪ Fast on the trigger And a smooth talker ♪ 1404 01:24:04,709 --> 01:24:06,836 ♪ My guns pop out Like a jack-in-the-box ♪ 1405 01:24:07,003 --> 01:24:09,046 ♪ I'll cut you in half like Dewey Cox ♪ 1406 01:24:09,213 --> 01:24:10,548 ♪ Walk hard ♪ ♪ My skin stays scarred ♪ 1407 01:24:10,715 --> 01:24:12,258 ♪ You can ask God ♪ 1408 01:24:12,425 --> 01:24:14,594 ♪ Lots of ladies Unsnapped they bras ♪♪ 1409 01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:16,887 Oh, no. You're adorable. 1410 01:24:17,054 --> 01:24:20,016 Sam. What are y'all doing in here? 1411 01:24:20,182 --> 01:24:23,477 Dewey, get out of here. You don't want no part of this shit. 1412 01:24:23,894 --> 01:24:24,937 What is it? 1413 01:24:25,104 --> 01:24:27,565 It's a medication for erectile dysfunction. 1414 01:24:27,732 --> 01:24:29,233 It gives you a boner. 1415 01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:31,694 Not to be used if you have a preexisting heart condition. 1416 01:24:31,861 --> 01:24:35,406 If boners last for more than four hours, call more ladies. 1417 01:24:36,073 --> 01:24:38,159 Well, that does sound tempting. 1418 01:24:38,326 --> 01:24:42,163 But do you know what, Sam? I really don't want no part of that shit. 1419 01:24:42,580 --> 01:24:45,207 Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner. 1420 01:24:45,374 --> 01:24:47,835 Hate to let you down, old friend, 1421 01:24:48,002 --> 01:24:50,588 but I don't wanna succumb to the temptations. 1422 01:24:50,755 --> 01:24:53,090 ♪ My girl ♪ ♪ My girl ♪ 1423 01:24:53,257 --> 01:24:56,594 ♪ Talkin' 'bout my girl, yeah ♪ 1424 01:24:56,844 --> 01:24:58,137 ♪ My girl ♪ 1425 01:24:58,596 --> 01:25:00,598 Ah! The Temptations! 1426 01:25:00,765 --> 01:25:03,934 ♪ When it's cold outside ♪ 1427 01:25:04,769 --> 01:25:07,146 ♪ I got the month of May ♪♪ 1428 01:25:07,396 --> 01:25:09,231 We heard him sing about walking hard, 1429 01:25:09,398 --> 01:25:12,652 and we learned a little something about how we wanted to walk. 1430 01:25:13,152 --> 01:25:16,614 What do we think about when we think about Cox? 1431 01:25:16,781 --> 01:25:18,616 He's been called the Drifter. 1432 01:25:18,783 --> 01:25:23,204 Also the Shape Shifter, the Master Chef, the Chameleon. 1433 01:25:23,371 --> 01:25:25,790 The Problem Child. The Hard One. 1434 01:25:25,956 --> 01:25:28,876 The White Indian. The Giant Midget. 1435 01:25:29,085 --> 01:25:32,380 If Elvis and Buddy Holly are the Cain and Abel of rock 'n" roll, 1436 01:25:32,546 --> 01:25:34,757 and Bruce Springsteen is Zechariah, 1437 01:25:34,924 --> 01:25:36,759 Iggy Pop is Methuselah, 1438 01:25:36,926 --> 01:25:40,596 and, of course, Neil Young is the wise prophet Ezekiel, 1439 01:25:40,763 --> 01:25:43,557 then what does that make Dewey Cox? 1440 01:25:43,724 --> 01:25:45,476 Well, I don't know what God... 1441 01:25:45,643 --> 01:25:46,894 Um, Mr. Cox? 1442 01:25:47,645 --> 01:25:49,897 I don't wanna rush him, but he goes on in a minute. 1443 01:25:50,064 --> 01:25:51,482 Shh. 1444 01:25:51,649 --> 01:25:56,487 Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great honor to introduce 1445 01:25:56,654 --> 01:25:59,990 for the first time on-stage in 25 years, 1446 01:26:00,157 --> 01:26:03,244 performing his final masterpiece 1447 01:26:03,411 --> 01:26:05,996 that will sum up his entire life... 1448 01:26:06,163 --> 01:26:07,748 Mr. Cox? 1449 01:26:07,998 --> 01:26:09,625 ...the one, the only... 1450 01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:11,377 I'm ready. 1451 01:26:11,544 --> 01:26:13,504 ...Mr. Dewey Cox. 1452 01:26:29,353 --> 01:26:31,397 Thank you very much for that, ladies and gentlemen. 1453 01:26:31,856 --> 01:26:33,691 You'll forgive me if I'm a bit rusty. 1454 01:26:33,858 --> 01:26:36,694 This is the first song I've written in a very long time. 1455 01:26:36,861 --> 01:26:37,945 I hope you enjoy it. 1456 01:26:40,030 --> 01:26:42,867 ♪ Now that I have lived ♪ 1457 01:26:43,451 --> 01:26:46,662 ♪ A lifetime's worth of days ♪ 1458 01:26:47,204 --> 01:26:49,707 ♪ Finally I see ♪ 1459 01:26:50,541 --> 01:26:54,295 ♪ The folly of my ways ♪ 1460 01:26:55,463 --> 01:26:58,174 ♪ So listen when I sing of ♪ 1461 01:26:58,507 --> 01:27:01,343 ♪ The temptations of this world ♪ 1462 01:27:02,052 --> 01:27:05,055 ♪ Fancy cars and needles ♪ 1463 01:27:06,807 --> 01:27:10,728 ♪ Whisky, flesh and pearls ♪ 1464 01:27:11,061 --> 01:27:13,814 ♪ And then in the end ♪ 1465 01:27:14,315 --> 01:27:17,234 ♪ It's family and friends 1466 01:27:18,027 --> 01:27:20,196 ♪ Loving yourself ♪ 1467 01:27:20,529 --> 01:27:23,073 ♪ But not only yourself ♪ 1468 01:27:23,407 --> 01:27:27,077 ♪ It's about the good walk And the hard walk ♪ 1469 01:27:27,244 --> 01:27:31,248 ♪ And the young girls You've made cry ♪ 1470 01:27:31,415 --> 01:27:36,003 ♪ It's about make a little music Every day till you die ♪ 1471 01:27:36,754 --> 01:27:39,256 ♪ It's a beautiful ride ♪ 1472 01:27:39,423 --> 01:27:43,260 ♪ Beautiful ride ♪ 1473 01:27:43,427 --> 01:27:45,095 ♪ A beautiful ride ♪ 1474 01:27:45,262 --> 01:27:49,433 ♪ Beautiful ride ♪ 1475 01:27:51,435 --> 01:27:54,563 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 1476 01:27:54,730 --> 01:27:59,610 ♪ Beautiful ride ♪ 1477 01:28:00,361 --> 01:28:03,280 ♪ As I stand On the precipice of death ♪ 1478 01:28:03,656 --> 01:28:06,325 ♪ My perspective is enormous ♪ 1479 01:28:06,951 --> 01:28:09,578 ♪ Every leaf, every cloud 1480 01:28:09,954 --> 01:28:13,123 ♪ I see the hands Which have formed us ♪ 1481 01:28:13,499 --> 01:28:15,793 ♪ And some days all you got ♪ 1482 01:28:16,502 --> 01:28:19,213 ♪ Is a nighttime graveyard walk ♪ 1483 01:28:19,588 --> 01:28:22,633 ♪ And you whistle Some sweet melody ♪ 1484 01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:26,929 ♪ To the ghosts down at the dock ♪ 1485 01:28:27,888 --> 01:28:29,849 ♪ Sing into your hand ♪ 1486 01:28:31,183 --> 01:28:33,769 ♪ Lead the marching band ♪ 1487 01:28:34,353 --> 01:28:38,899 ♪ Don't you let 'em fade Your colours grey ♪ 1488 01:28:40,484 --> 01:28:43,153 ♪ 'Cause when all is said and done ♪ 1489 01:28:43,654 --> 01:28:46,240 ♪ When youth is spent and burned ♪ 1490 01:28:47,074 --> 01:28:49,827 ♪ You'll see that it's all about ♪ 1491 01:28:49,994 --> 01:28:51,161 ♪ Music ♪ 1492 01:28:51,537 --> 01:28:52,746 ♪ Flowers ♪ 1493 01:28:53,247 --> 01:28:54,290 ♪ Babies ♪ 1494 01:28:54,874 --> 01:28:56,542 ♪ Sharin' the good times ♪ 1495 01:28:56,709 --> 01:28:58,794 ♪ Travelin' not just for business ♪ 1496 01:28:58,961 --> 01:29:01,422 ♪ Accepting your mortality ♪ 1497 01:29:01,589 --> 01:29:06,844 ♪ This is finally what I've learned ♪ 1498 01:29:07,344 --> 01:29:10,264 ♪ And then in the end ♪ 1499 01:29:10,431 --> 01:29:13,392 ♪ It's family and friends 1500 01:29:14,143 --> 01:29:16,312 ♪ Loving yourself ♪ 1501 01:29:16,562 --> 01:29:19,440 ♪ But not only yourself ♪ 1502 01:29:19,982 --> 01:29:22,985 ♪ It's about the good walk And the hard walk ♪ 1503 01:29:23,319 --> 01:29:27,448 ♪ And the young girls You've made cry ♪ 1504 01:29:27,698 --> 01:29:33,120 ♪ It's about make a little music Every day till you die ♪ 1505 01:29:33,287 --> 01:29:34,788 ♪ It's a beautiful ride ♪ 1506 01:29:34,955 --> 01:29:40,044 ♪ Beautiful ride ♪ 1507 01:29:41,211 --> 01:29:46,967 ♪ Beautiful ride ♪ 1508 01:29:47,551 --> 01:29:50,429 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 1509 01:29:50,804 --> 01:29:53,891 ♪ Beautiful ride ♪ 1510 01:29:54,058 --> 01:29:58,687 ♪ Beautiful ride ♪ 1511 01:30:00,397 --> 01:30:05,736 ♪ Beautiful ride ♪ 1512 01:30:06,695 --> 01:30:09,490 ♪ Beautiful ♪ 1513 01:30:09,907 --> 01:30:16,907 ♪ Beautiful ride ♪♪ 1514 01:35:16,046 --> 01:35:17,589 ♪ Walk hard ♪ 1515 01:35:19,549 --> 01:35:21,051 ♪ Hard ♪ 1516 01:35:22,344 --> 01:35:23,887 ♪ Down life's ♪ 1517 01:35:25,055 --> 01:35:26,974 ♪ Rocky road ♪ 1518 01:35:28,600 --> 01:35:30,185 ♪ Walk bold ♪ 1519 01:35:31,937 --> 01:35:32,980 ♪ Hard ♪ 1520 01:35:34,398 --> 01:35:36,149 ♪ That's my creed ♪ 1521 01:35:37,901 --> 01:35:40,737 ♪ My code ♪ 1522 01:35:40,904 --> 01:35:42,489 ♪ Walk hard ♪ 1523 01:35:44,074 --> 01:35:45,242 ♪ Walk hard ♪ 1524 01:35:47,244 --> 01:35:49,579 ♪ Walk hard ♪ 1525 01:35:50,747 --> 01:35:57,747 ♪ Walk hard ♪♪ 117291