Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:07,472
[upbeat pop song]
2
00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:10,244
♪
3
00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:11,513
- JOGGER: Morning.
- Hey!
4
00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:14,781
JOGGER: Have a good one!
5
00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:18,521
♪
6
00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:22,658
♪
7
00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:25,156
VICTORIA: Well, no,
I haven't told Darby yet.
8
00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:27,428
You know how she overreacts.
9
00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:28,997
But I am telling you, Sarita,
10
00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:31,525
I have not written
this fast in years.
11
00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:34,831
This new character
is changing everything!
12
00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:37,404
[in distance] Of course, yes.
I'm excited, too.
13
00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:40,444
I promise,
you're going to love it.
14
00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:46,850
♪
15
00:00:46,946 --> 00:00:51,246
Ex-cop who was
kicked off the force?
16
00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:54,351
Surly...
Handsome...
17
00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:57,024
Bryn's long-lost daughter...
18
00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:59,633
Clodagh?!
19
00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,586
VICTORIA: Darby, are you home?
20
00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:02,934
We're wheels up in 20!
21
00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:04,999
Ugh!
22
00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:07,928
♪
23
00:01:08,034 --> 00:01:10,904
[quiet chatter]
24
00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:13,614
♪
25
00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:16,876
DARBY: Ugh, this is really
not what I need today.
26
00:01:16,976 --> 00:01:18,136
VICTORIA: Would you
stop sulking?
27
00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,254
You promised last week
when you borrowed my car
28
00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:22,376
that you would come to
this estate auction with me.
29
00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,282
But you also said you
would wear something nice!
30
00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,094
Well, I didn't know
it would be like
31
00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:27,386
something out of your novels!
32
00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:30,217
Speaking of, how are your
new pages coming along?
33
00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:32,363
Um... good!
Fine, actually.
34
00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,789
Yeah? Feeling particularly
inspired, are we?
35
00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:36,704
- As a matter of fact, I am!
- Hmm!
36
00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:39,196
- RORY: Well, hello, ladies!
- VICTORIA: Hello!
37
00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:41,599
DARBY: Why am I here if
you knew Rory would be here?
38
00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:43,741
Just to soak up a little
A.B. culture, hmm?
39
00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,967
- Alder Bluffs.
- Thank you, I got it.
40
00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:48,442
RORY: This place is owned
by Zelda Hoffman.
41
00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:50,981
Wealthy widow,
total firecracker.
42
00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:52,707
She had impeccable taste.
43
00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,282
VICTORIA: Oh, dear.
Has she died?
44
00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,280
Oh, no.
Apparently she's moved into
45
00:01:56,382 --> 00:01:57,422
an upscale nursing home.
46
00:01:57,517 --> 00:01:59,687
Her daughter
put this whole thing on.
47
00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,616
Ah, there are some
serious pieces up for sale!
48
00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:03,822
Ooh!
49
00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:05,063
RORY: You might see, uh...
50
00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,658
an art deco hoodie, Darby!
51
00:02:06,759 --> 00:02:08,289
[Victoria & Rory laugh]
52
00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:10,034
Great.
53
00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,170
♪
54
00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:15,465
$1,500 for a trifle bowl?!
55
00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:17,168
And then you have to eat trifle.
56
00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:19,670
Lucas!
What are you doing here?
57
00:02:19,772 --> 00:02:22,812
Yeah, Lindsay saw this thing
about "eclectic centrepieces"
58
00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,309
on some hip wedding blog,
59
00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:27,080
so we figured
that this would be...
60
00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,020
- eclectic?
- Well, sure.
61
00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:33,185
Nothing says "I do" quite
like naked babies on stuff.
62
00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:34,646
Mm-hm!
Yeah, exactly.
63
00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,864
That's why I'm having
my groomsmen dress like that.
64
00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:38,626
[laughs] Oh!
Nice!
65
00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,185
- Oh, Darby!
- Hi!
66
00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:43,163
- Hey, it's good to see you!
- You, too.
67
00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,603
- You look gorgeous, as always.
- Thanks.
68
00:02:45,698 --> 00:02:49,268
This ensemble
started as a silent protest
69
00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:52,739
against my mom, but now
it just feels like a self-own.
70
00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,839
[laughs]
Hey, the more dressed down,
71
00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:56,441
the richer people think you are.
72
00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,683
Oh, then everyone here
must think I'm loaded.
73
00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:02,048
- LINDSAY: [laughs]
- Definitely.
74
00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:03,218
Um...
[sighs]
75
00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:05,716
Hey, I've been taking
like a zillion photos
76
00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:07,348
for wedding inspo,
and I realized
77
00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:09,493
I don't even have one
of the bride and groom!
78
00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:12,529
- Do you mind?
- Not at all!
79
00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,025
Okay.
80
00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,297
Uh... say "trifle"!
81
00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,526
- BOTH: Trifle!
- [camera clicking]
82
00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:20,371
- I took a bunch.
- LINDSAY: Oh, awesome.
83
00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:21,496
- Thank you.
- [gavel bangs]
84
00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:22,971
AUCTIONEER: Can I have
your attention, please?
85
00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:24,669
Ladies and gentlemen,
the auction is about to start.
86
00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,671
LUCAS: I should find seats.
I can't miss this.
87
00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,943
Don't miss it.
Run, don't walk!
88
00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,842
LINDSAY: Um...
Hey, listen.
89
00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,814
This may sound odd.
90
00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:35,822
I was wondering if you and I
could have lunch?
91
00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:38,615
I'd really like us
to be friends.
92
00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:39,918
Yeah!
93
00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:42,889
Great.
Yes... um, when?
94
00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:45,759
Um... soon.
95
00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:47,388
Super soon.
96
00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:48,733
Okay.
97
00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:53,098
- See you out there.
- Okay!
98
00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:55,999
Okay...
99
00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:58,242
AUCTIONEER: Ladies
and gentlemen, welcome.
100
00:03:58,338 --> 00:03:59,868
Bidding will commence shortly.
101
00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:03,043
But first, I'd like to invite
our hostess, Moira Hoffman,
102
00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:04,382
to say a few words.
103
00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,577
[applause]
104
00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:08,719
MOIRA: Okay... wow!
105
00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:11,415
My mother would be
so touched by this turnout.
106
00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:13,047
As some of you know,
she was recently moved
107
00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:14,722
to a care facility.
108
00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:16,061
And, you know, while they say
109
00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:18,825
that you can't put a price
on a loved one's care...
110
00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,425
they have.
A large one!
111
00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:24,127
- Uh...
- [awkward coughs]
112
00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,430
So, um...
113
00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:28,972
please bid generously and, um...
114
00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:29,938
thanks.
115
00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:31,536
[applause]
116
00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,538
AUCTIONEER: Thank you,
Miss Hoffman. Alright...
117
00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,580
Archer Lancaster.
118
00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:38,675
Thinks he's God's gift
to antiques.
119
00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,408
I outbid him on
a Hepplewhite chaise last year
120
00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:43,454
and he's hated me ever since.
121
00:04:43,549 --> 00:04:47,149
And first up,
we have Lot #129.
122
00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:48,823
This is it!
123
00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:50,461
It's early Deco.
124
00:04:50,556 --> 00:04:52,086
Neo-Egyptian piece.
125
00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:53,761
Wow, it's lovely.
You should bid on it.
126
00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,130
I'm going to!
127
00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:58,458
And the bidding
will begin at $400.
128
00:04:58,564 --> 00:04:59,534
$400.
129
00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,402
AUCTIONEER: 400 to
the gentleman; do I hear--
130
00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:02,871
- 500.
- AUCTIONEER: 500.
131
00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,599
- Do I have six?
- Six.
132
00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:07,214
I have 600.
Do I hear seven?
133
00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,407
700 to the woman in the back.
134
00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:10,779
1,100.
135
00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,947
AUCTIONEER: I hear 1,100
for the gentleman in the front.
136
00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,346
- Do I have--
- 1,200.
137
00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:15,817
AUCTIONEER: 1,200.
138
00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:17,145
1,300.
139
00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,890
Yes, I have 1,300
to the gentleman in front.
140
00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,186
3,000!
141
00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:23,788
[crowd gasps]
142
00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:26,690
The bid stands at $3,000.
143
00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:30,033
Going once...
Going twice...
144
00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:31,499
- Sold!
- [applause]
145
00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:33,467
Well done, sir.
146
00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:37,666
[applause]
147
00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:41,240
♪
148
00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,481
♪
149
00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:45,947
DARBY: You didn't
even buy anything!
150
00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:48,645
That's not the point, darling.
The point is to have fun.
151
00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:52,588
Well, that redefined
"fun" for me, so success!
152
00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,885
VICTORIA: What's wrong with you?
Is your blood sugar low?
153
00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:55,987
You're so surly.
154
00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,019
- Surly?
- Mm-hm!
155
00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:58,893
That's a funny word
for you to use.
156
00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:00,891
[phone buzzing]
157
00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:03,233
Oh, by all means,
take your call.
158
00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:07,699
Hello?
159
00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,370
Rory?
160
00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:11,299
He pocket-dialled you.
Just hang up.
161
00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:12,344
Okay.
162
00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:13,768
[sound of car honking on phone]
163
00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,613
RORY: Oh, come on,
just pass me then, alright?
164
00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:17,979
Rory, is everything alright?
165
00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:19,347
[car honking
and brakes screeching]
166
00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:21,405
RORY: No, no, no!
What are you doing?
167
00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:23,884
- No, no, noooo!
- [loud crash]
168
00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:25,853
Rory!
169
00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:30,162
[theme music]
170
00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:34,626
♪
171
00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:39,227
♪
172
00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,772
HARRIS: Okay, okay,
white car, tinted windows.
173
00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:45,871
We got that.
174
00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:47,542
RORY: Listen, I don't think
you're taking this
175
00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:48,780
with the gravity it deserves!
176
00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,875
Alright, the only sets
of tire tracks off the road
177
00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:51,937
are yours, Mr. Isenor, alright?
178
00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:53,254
That's not much to go on.
179
00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:54,876
This is a case for
your insurance company,
180
00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,721
- not for the police.
- I am telling you,
181
00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:57,976
someone is trying to kill me!
182
00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,254
And I am telling you to
calm down before I arrest you
183
00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:02,053
- for wasting police time.
- VICTORIA: Enough!
184
00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,255
If Alder Bluffs'
"finest"
185
00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:07,887
won't take this case seriously,
then the Spencer Sisters will.
186
00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:09,334
Wait, what?
We will?
187
00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,659
Really?
188
00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:13,003
Okay, whatever.
He's all yours.
189
00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,299
Alright, someone
call a damn tow truck.
190
00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:17,101
RORY: You're serious?
191
00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:19,243
That the Spencer Sisters
will take my case?
192
00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:20,368
Of course!
193
00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:21,913
Oh, but no friend discount!
194
00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:25,238
I want to pay the full price!
195
00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:26,514
I need to get my cat.
196
00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:29,752
Okay, we're not seriously
taking this case on, are we?
197
00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:32,749
Harris is an ass, sure,
but attempted murder?
198
00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:35,252
Mom, Rory probably just
got spooked when someone
199
00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:37,924
tried to pass him while
he was staring at his dumb cat.
200
00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:40,694
VICTORIA: We don't know that.
And besides, a case is a case.
201
00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:41,863
Fine.
202
00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,761
But we have to treat it
like any other case.
203
00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:45,673
It's not like something
from one of your novels.
204
00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:48,665
As if you've ever
read any of my novels!
205
00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,838
RORY: Oh, it's alright!
206
00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,467
Ah, it's safe.
207
00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:55,482
Well, I guess I'd better
get a ride share or something.
208
00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:57,475
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
209
00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:00,077
We have plenty of room.
Darby can ride in back.
210
00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:03,019
Oh, yeah.
You can ride in the back.
211
00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:05,175
- I heard her.
- Mm-hm!
212
00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:07,194
DARBY: Okay, Rory,
start from the beginning
213
00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:08,786
and tell us what happened.
214
00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:11,488
He came at me out of nowhere!
215
00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,361
Like a lunatic!
216
00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:15,289
I couldn't see his face,
217
00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:17,934
but I could feel the hatred
just burning at me!
218
00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:20,830
Except we don't actually
know that it was a man, right?
219
00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:23,173
- Because you couldn't see him?
- Oh...
220
00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:26,069
Are we sure this isn't
just a case of road rage?
221
00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,672
VICTORIA: Maybe someone
wants you out of the picture.
222
00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:31,184
[gasps]
You mean like a conspiracy?
223
00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:34,177
Or maybe it was
a case of mistaken identity!
224
00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,520
Yes!
225
00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:38,675
The killer misidentified
me as his target!
226
00:08:38,784 --> 00:08:41,654
Okay, let's all just climb down
from the grassy knoll here
227
00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:43,324
for a second.
228
00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:45,862
Rory, I know when you've
had a scare it can be easy
229
00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:47,788
to jump right to assassins
and blood feuds.
230
00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:48,794
Yes!
231
00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:50,755
But when it comes
to real investigations,
232
00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,433
Occam's Razor is the rule.
233
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,972
The simplest explanation
is usually the right one.
234
00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:57,067
But, as Bryn Martell
always says,
235
00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:58,969
"Sometimes Occam is wrong."
236
00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:00,671
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
237
00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:03,513
Bryn said that, specifically?
238
00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:04,909
RORY: Yeah, Book 9.
239
00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,581
"The Philosopher's Foible."
240
00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:09,479
Okay, Rory, do you
have any actual enemies
241
00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:13,392
who might want to hurt you?
242
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:17,016
Oh!
Archer Lancaster!
243
00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,463
Ah, of course!
244
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,428
He was furious
that you outbid him.
245
00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:22,696
Public humiliation
is a great motivator.
246
00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,755
Oh, Darby is well aware of that.
247
00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:28,234
Okay, fine.
Yes, Archer is a solid lead.
248
00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:31,074
Or at least a lead
here on Planet Earth,
249
00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:33,110
so we'll start there.
250
00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,605
- Let's go to his store.
- Right.
251
00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,678
RORY: Let's shake him down!
252
00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:39,677
♪
253
00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,109
RORY: Oh, Archer.
254
00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:45,483
You've just been eating yourself
up with jealousy, haven't you?
255
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,115
What is it, exactly,
you're accusing me of?
256
00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,420
We want to know where
you went after the auction.
257
00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:51,663
Here.
258
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:52,787
To lick my wounds.
259
00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,632
Oh, that is a lie!
260
00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:55,727
He's lying!
261
00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:58,458
Okay, maybe let me
take care of this.
262
00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:01,404
[in a whisper]
Liar!
263
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,440
What route did you take?
264
00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,566
What's the make and model
of your vehicle?
265
00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:08,071
I don't believe
I have to tell you anything.
266
00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:09,584
You're not the police.
267
00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:12,745
[Rory & Victoria
chuckling scornfully]
268
00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:13,775
RORY: Tsk-tsk-tsk.
269
00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:14,949
What?
270
00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:17,917
Oh, we were just admiring
your impeccable taste:
271
00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:21,647
Hepplewhite, Georgian,
mostly Victorian.
272
00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:23,294
But that cat you bid on?
273
00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:26,259
It was decidedly
Neo-Egyptian Art Deco.
274
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,589
What gives?
275
00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:30,033
Fine.
You caught me.
276
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,769
I never wanted that piece
of junk in the first place.
277
00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:34,325
Oh, bull!
278
00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,073
You bid against me for it!
279
00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:37,338
ARCHER: [giggles]
280
00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:39,336
I was goading you
into overpaying.
281
00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:40,438
RORY: [huffs]
282
00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:41,839
ARCHER: And, if you must know,
283
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,781
that cat is a cheap
1970s reproduction.
284
00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:47,507
Can't imagine why Zelda Hoffman
even owned it.
285
00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,453
I know I wouldn't want to.
286
00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:54,248
Oh, and I drive a restored
powder blue 1969 Fiat Spider.
287
00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:58,123
It's parked out back
if you want to admire it.
288
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:01,434
♪
289
00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:04,197
♪
290
00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:05,926
Well, there goes that lead.
291
00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:08,072
The real question is why
would Zelda have a worthless
292
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,537
piece like that
in her collection?
293
00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:11,235
Well, it was a very good reproduction.
294
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,167
I think anyone could
have been fooled by it.
295
00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:14,872
Wait a minute.
296
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,484
There was a third bidder.
297
00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,105
A woman at the back.
298
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:19,780
And then she just vanished.
299
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,049
I remember her!
300
00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:25,647
Damn, I wish I made a mental
note of her paddle number.
301
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:26,991
118.
302
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,816
As Bryn would say,
"The devil is in the details."
303
00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:33,562
Yeah, Book 21.
"The Clockmaker's Crisis."
304
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:34,829
Okay, fine.
305
00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:37,757
We'll go to the auction house
and we'll get her name.
306
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,133
[chuckles]
307
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:40,331
What?
308
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,673
Auctions are
a very exclusive world.
309
00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:44,938
Their clients
count on discretion.
310
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,707
Okay, so what do you suggest?
311
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:48,166
Zelda's daughter, Moira,
312
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,844
would have access
to the bidders list, right?
313
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:54,213
We could use Rory's status
as a decorator to our advantage.
314
00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:55,383
How?
315
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,821
She seemed very concerned
about selling everything.
316
00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:01,687
You could offer to work her list
and move the rest of her stock.
317
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:04,187
Ooh, like undercover!
318
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:08,060
Well, it's not undercover
when you're playing yourself.
319
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,230
♪
320
00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,199
MOIRA: What-- what am I
supposed to do with this?
321
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,028
Do you know
how big the bills are?
322
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,043
RORY: I can't believe
this happened to you.
323
00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:19,965
MOIRA: And how expensive it is
there, it's like they just...
324
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,112
DARBY: Don't think you're
going a bit overboard?
325
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,978
This isn't a stakeout,
and Moira isn't a suspect.
326
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,607
Well, she could be!
327
00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:29,753
[Moira crying]
328
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:32,489
Yeah, she's a regular
femme fatale.
329
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,515
Seriously, what is your problem?
330
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,120
You seemed so happy when
you went out for your run today.
331
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:40,163
I was, until you
dragged me into this mess.
332
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,829
Or should I call it Book 31,
333
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,057
"The Wealthy Widow's
Worthless Waste of Time"?
334
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,403
Do you have a problem
with my writing?
335
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,669
Well, actually, I kind of do,
and I wanted to--
336
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,168
RORY: We have
the list of bidders!
337
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,400
Mm-hm-hm!
338
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:53,835
Oh, she's quite a talker.
339
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,439
And a crier. Hmm.
340
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,611
VICTORIA: I see that.
341
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,179
Paddle 118--
Francesca Diavolo?
342
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,748
RORY: Oh, a glamorous name!
343
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,776
Like something
out of one of your novels!
344
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,122
- Oh, you don't say.
- Mm-hm!
345
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,516
DARBY: Hmph!
346
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,518
Ah, looks like she lives
at 66 Heathcliff Lane.
347
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,622
Let's go.
348
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,394
♪
349
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:16,403
♪
350
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,725
DARBY: 66 Heathcliff Lane?
351
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,671
You've gotta be kidding me!
352
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:25,966
So, Francesca Diavolo lied
on her bidding application?
353
00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:27,511
How baroque.
354
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:29,606
VICTORIA: Seems like
Bryn Martell was right,
355
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,208
and Occam was wrong.
356
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,623
Oh, good morning.
Orange juice?
357
00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,348
- Did you spend the night?
- Yes.
358
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:44,463
I had my housekeeper
drop off a weekend bag.
359
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,787
I thought it was safest,
what with this
360
00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:49,832
Diavolo character on the loose.
361
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,229
There you are!
362
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,900
Alastair just got back to me,
and there are no hits
363
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,839
for "Francesca Diavolo"
anywhere near Alder Bluffs.
364
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,936
Great, now we're
back to no leads.
365
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,638
[text message notification]
366
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,140
Ugh!
367
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,412
Lindsay tagged me in the photo
that I took of her and Lucas.
368
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,011
And she used
the triple fire emoji.
369
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,912
Look, my day just
keeps getting better.
370
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,154
They are gorgeous together,
371
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,079
but it's best
not to dwell, honey.
372
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:15,024
Hey, wait a minute.
373
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,860
Isn't this the Francesca Diavolo
woman or whatever her name is?
374
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:21,788
- Look.
- It is! Good work, honey.
375
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,234
Lindsay took a lot of
photos at the auction.
376
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,070
I wonder if our mystery woman's
in the background of those.
377
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,396
RORY: You...
378
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,800
text Lindsay
and get those photos.
379
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,202
Yeah.
380
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:32,573
Oh, no, no!
381
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:34,541
No, I can't do that
because if I do that,
382
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,340
Lindsay will make me
go to lunch with her!
383
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,342
Well, it's for the good
of the case, honey.
384
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,954
[sighs]
385
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:44,175
♪
386
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,483
Small talk.
387
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:46,794
Appetizer only.
388
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,016
Get the photos and get out.
389
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,762
Darby, hi!
390
00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:54,857
Hey!
391
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,060
I am so glad
we can make this work!
392
00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:59,372
Oh, me too, me too.
393
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:03,265
I've always wanted to come here,
so this is very exciting for me.
394
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,209
Oh! [chuckles]
Yeah!
395
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,975
BOTH: Anyway...
[laughter]
396
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:13,575
I could use your help with
a case, if you're willing.
397
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,079
Oh!
Okay, shoot.
398
00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:19,081
Could you send me the photos
you took at the auction?
399
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:21,424
Like of me and Lucas?
400
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,090
Of everything.
401
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,118
And this is for a case?
402
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,564
Yes.
403
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,459
A mysterious woman
ran our client off the road
404
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,801
because he bought what
turned out to be a worthless
405
00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:32,997
statue of a cat.
406
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,368
And as I say that out loud,
407
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,167
I realize it sounds
super made-up,
408
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:40,939
but your photos
might help us identify her.
409
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,840
Right, yeah.
Of course!
410
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,383
Thanks.
411
00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:48,809
Um...
412
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:50,624
[keys tapping]
413
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:51,846
Okay, done.
414
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,221
And I sent them to Victoria too.
415
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,389
Oh, good.
I really appreciate that.
416
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:56,587
Yeah.
417
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,089
And I hate to do this,
but I should go,
418
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,161
because the case
is really heating up.
419
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,660
Darby?
420
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:07,131
Um, I'd actually really like us
to have a conversation
421
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:09,802
about Lucas.
422
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,302
Oh.
423
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,773
Okay.
424
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,041
But we should eat first, right?
425
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,280
[laughs]
426
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,177
Yeah!
427
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,449
Hi!
428
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,247
- WAITER: Can I take your order?
- Yes, thank you.
429
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:25,279
♪
430
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,324
So, what do you think?
431
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:29,319
Bryn Martell would be so proud!
432
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:32,291
Lindsay sent the photos
and I printed them out.
433
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,761
- Hmm!
- And here is our mystery woman.
434
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,130
Hmm...
Is her hair...
435
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:38,999
I dunno how to say this...
bad?
436
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:40,628
Yeah.
437
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,633
I think it's a wig.
And those glasses?
438
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,365
- Mm-hm.
- She might be in disguise.
439
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,011
Oh!
440
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:50,706
But we're still no closer to
finding out her real identity.
441
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,439
Yes.
442
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:53,854
Oh, yes we are!
443
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,146
That is the car that tried
to run me off the road!
444
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:58,218
- It is?
- Mm-hm!
445
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:01,747
The license plate's obscured.
But there's this bumper sticker.
446
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,964
It says...
447
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,956
Here.
448
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,488
"CompanionAid."
449
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,833
[phone beeps]
450
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:11,357
Uh, find "CompanionAid."
Oh!
451
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:12,403
- [phone beeps]
- Oh!
452
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:13,598
PHONE VOICE:
Here's what I found.
453
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,869
It says it's a local
staffing agency
454
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:19,368
for in-home nursing services.
455
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:23,381
- Call!
- Ooh, okay.
456
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:27,175
Hello, uh, this is Rory
G-Gan...
457
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:28,409
O'Flanagan.
458
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:31,024
[bad Irish accent]
Ah, top 'o the mornin' to ya!
459
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,916
[in a whisper]
That's not good.
460
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:38,288
Um... I'm just calling because
I was following one of your cars
461
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,290
that had one of
your stickers on it.
462
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,132
And there was a woman driving,
463
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,397
and she went directly
through a crosswalk,
464
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:46,897
striking a child dead!
465
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,029
- No!
- Oh! Okay, no, not dead.
466
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:52,004
But certainly not well.
It was just a close call.
467
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,914
And I was wondering,
if I sent you a picture,
468
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:58,177
I'm sending it right now,
would you be able to tell me
469
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:01,607
if you recognize this person
as one of your employees?
470
00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:02,883
Have you got it?
471
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:05,881
Yes, her hair's a little
different, by the way.
472
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,254
Oh?
473
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:10,122
Is that so?
474
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,332
So, listen...
475
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:22,227
I know there's a lot of history
between you and Lucas.
476
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:25,174
But, like, ancient history.
477
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,740
Stone age.
478
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:30,139
We're talking
dinosaurs and meteors.
479
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:35,152
For you, maybe.
But not for Lucas.
480
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,117
When you left
all those years ago,
481
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:40,116
Lucas was shattered.
482
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,919
Mainly because
he didn't know why you...
483
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,761
just ghosted.
484
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,857
I mean, everything's fine now,
485
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,629
it's just when I found him...
486
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,728
he was still hurting.
487
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:55,930
And now, suddenly
you're back in town, and...
488
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:59,844
I would just hate to see him
go back to that dark place.
489
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:02,338
I'm not ordering you out
of Lucas' life or anything.
490
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:05,011
- [laughs]
- Oh, good.
491
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,580
It's just your presence,
492
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,449
it has an effect on people.
493
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:13,888
And, well, it's not just Lucas'
happiness at stake anymore.
494
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:21,130
I can admit I didn't really
handle things well back then.
495
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:24,626
But the last thing that I
would want to do is hurt Lucas.
496
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,230
Or come between you.
497
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,501
Not-- not that
I'm capable of that!
498
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,440
- [both laugh]
- Obviously.
499
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,067
Um...
500
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,842
I wish you two
nothing but happiness,
501
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:42,612
so if that means I have
to keep my distance...
502
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:44,124
I will.
503
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,716
Darby, thank you.
504
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:49,558
I mean it, I do.
505
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,715
I'm just-- oh!
506
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,593
Oh, I'm so glad
we could clear the air.
507
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,632
- [laughs]
- Yeah.
508
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:59,828
♪
509
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:03,972
- [door closes]
- Oh, how was lunch?
510
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:08,209
Like being eaten alive by
beautiful woodland animals.
511
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:09,337
Where's Rory?
512
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:12,181
Uh, he's out on the sundeck, resting.
513
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,247
Exhausted from working our case?
514
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,346
Actually, yes.
We had a big breakthrough.
515
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,418
It turns out that
"Francesca Diavolo"
516
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,887
is really someone named
Carmella Da Silva,
517
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:26,057
who used to work for a home-care
company called CompanionAid.
518
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,528
- Used to?
- Mm-hm.
519
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,326
Until she was fired
for a complaint
520
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:32,398
from her past employer,
get this--
521
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,427
Zelda Hoffman!
522
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,743
Hmm!
Well, you figured out a lot.
523
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:40,435
And it was definitely her car
that ran Rory off the road.
524
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:44,239
And she went to the auction
in a disguise.
525
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,583
Why was she there?
Why did she bid on the statue?
526
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:50,618
I have no idea, but it proves
that Rory was right.
527
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,616
You mean,
it proves you were right.
528
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:56,388
Look, I'm just trying to
solve a case for our client.
529
00:20:56,488 --> 00:21:00,128
For our client,
or for your new partner?
530
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,685
Is this what this is all about?
531
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,303
You're mad at me
because I let Rory help us?
532
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:05,656
Well, why wouldn't you?
533
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,934
When he's your number one fanboy
and I'm just, what was it?
534
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:14,814
"A dark, surly cypher, quick to
anger and slow to apologize"?
535
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:17,806
You read my pages
without my permission?
536
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:19,239
You had no right!
537
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:20,584
No right?
538
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:22,879
You're the one who used
her own daughter as a joke
539
00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:24,251
for the sake of book sales!
540
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:27,849
That is not what the Clodagh
character is about, at all!
541
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,463
Oh, Victoria,
these new pages are magnificent!
542
00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:34,256
And the Clodagh
character is so-- oh?
543
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,859
You let him read it?
544
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,162
Of course you did.
545
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:39,363
Darby, please.
546
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,804
You don't care about me
or this partnership.
547
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,940
You're swanning around
like a real-life Bryn Martell.
548
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,667
Do you know how
ridiculous you sound?
549
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:49,442
Are you surprised that I
didn't tell you about Clodagh
550
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:51,211
when this is how you react?
551
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,510
When all you ever do
is criticize my lifestyle,
552
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,213
my work, and my friends?
553
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,645
At least Rory doesn't treat me
554
00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,889
like I'm some kind of
delusional idiot!
555
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,345
Fine!
556
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:03,593
I'll leave you two to it.
557
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:05,619
And since you guys
have so much fun together,
558
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:08,134
why don't you kill off Clodagh
559
00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:11,296
and make "Lory"
Bryn's new partner?
560
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:16,096
Then we'll all be happy.
561
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:17,401
[sighs]
562
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:19,003
how to push my buttons.
563
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:24,007
It's the whole
Bryn Martell thing.
564
00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:25,239
- Mm-hm.
- It's exactly what happened
565
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,514
after my dad died.
566
00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:29,181
My mom became like
a completely different person.
567
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:32,551
I feel like a teenager when
I'm with my mom and I hate that.
568
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:34,991
I was so angry back then.
569
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:37,717
At my dad for dying.
570
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:40,193
At my mom for dragging me
to Alder Bluffs,
571
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,192
only to then abandon me
for her career.
572
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,234
Hey, now if she
hadn't dragged you here,
573
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:45,999
you never would have
met the most handsome
574
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,328
eligible bachelor
in Alder Bluffs.
575
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:50,543
Are you seriously throwing
Lucas at me right now?
576
00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:53,405
Hello, I'm talking about me!
Look at this jaw line!
577
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,705
- I mean...
- [laughs] Oh.
578
00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:57,077
That's true.
579
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:59,435
Okay, well, "eligible bachelor"
no longer applies,
580
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,814
but the rest does.
581
00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:03,453
Look, I-I get it.
582
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,918
That was a rough time for you.
583
00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:10,017
It's why you left.
584
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,922
Is that it, though?
585
00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:14,864
Is that all?
586
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:19,730
Or do I run from stuff?
Do I push people away?
587
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:21,731
Well... yes.
588
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:23,033
Sometimes.
589
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,795
But it makes sense.
590
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,413
People with abandonment issues
591
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,965
tend to do the same
to protect themselves.
592
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,284
I knew it.
593
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,575
I'm totally screwed up.
594
00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:33,746
Not totally.
Look how far you've come!
595
00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,475
Would the Darby of ten years ago
have ever imagined
596
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:39,891
starting a business
with Victoria?
597
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:41,145
Probably not.
598
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,593
- I mean...
- Okay, definitely not.
599
00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:45,388
There we go.
600
00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:47,730
I hope we still have a business.
601
00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:49,426
I said some pretty rough stuff.
602
00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:52,598
How bad could it have been?
I bet she's already over it.
603
00:23:52,697 --> 00:23:57,867
[screeching brakes]
604
00:23:57,969 --> 00:23:59,099
RORY: Mm-hm-hm...
605
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,614
Okay, Furiosa.
606
00:24:01,706 --> 00:24:05,506
Maybe we should take a breath
before we go and see Moira.
607
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:08,310
Why?
We still have a case to solve.
608
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:10,483
And if Carmella
really was Zelda's nurse,
609
00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:13,322
then maybe Moira
can tell us where to find her.
610
00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:18,718
Victoria, I love you,
and I know you're upset,
611
00:24:18,824 --> 00:24:21,434
but maybe you should
cut Darby some slack.
612
00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:23,796
What?
Why?
613
00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:26,525
I just think I know why
she's been acting out a tad.
614
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,571
You do?
615
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,496
She hasn't been
any nicer to you!
616
00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:31,941
Well, Darby's
a walking leather jacket.
617
00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:34,337
Her bark is worse than her bite.
618
00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:37,839
And I... I, too,
tend to overreact sometimes.
619
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:40,013
Oh?
I hadn't noticed.
620
00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:41,981
Ha.
Yeah.
621
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,480
I know what I'm like.
622
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,323
I take offence when people
don't take me seriously.
623
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:49,649
It's a classic
defence mechanism.
624
00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:51,194
And Darby's the same.
625
00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:53,089
Yeah, but you heard
what she said.
626
00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:55,231
She's the one that
doesn't take me seriously!
627
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:59,257
But, uh, maybe she just
feels more comfortable
628
00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:02,404
pushing people away
than being vulnerable.
629
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,101
It's this whole Clodagh thing.
630
00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:07,642
I clearly meant it as an homage,
not an insult!
631
00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:10,639
Her bravery,
her sense of justice,
632
00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:15,782
the way Bryn has been longing to
have Clodagh back in her life.
633
00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:20,191
What if Darby looked at it
and saw her own worst fears
634
00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:21,985
about herself?
635
00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:26,557
That the distance between Bryn
and Clodagh is all her fault?
636
00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:28,428
Well, technically,
it was the nuns' fault
637
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,457
for lying to Bryn about
her baby dying in childbirth.
638
00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:32,903
Yes...
639
00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:35,298
Just to protect the secret
of the lost monk's treasure!
640
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,700
Yeah.
641
00:25:36,801 --> 00:25:40,371
But I get your point.
642
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:42,812
[bell rings]
643
00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:47,948
♪
644
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,476
Moira!
645
00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:51,251
Sorry to pop in on you
like this.
646
00:25:51,349 --> 00:25:54,419
I just wanted you to meet
one of my clients, Victoria.
647
00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:57,389
She's interested in buying some
of the pieces that didn't sell.
648
00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:58,919
Now is really not a great time.
649
00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:01,794
We're sorry to disturb you.
I'm just such an antiques hound.
650
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:04,833
I guess we'll
come back later, okay?
651
00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:06,430
Okay.
652
00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:08,201
Although...
653
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:11,700
I do need to get in touch with
someone on your bidding list.
654
00:26:11,803 --> 00:26:13,943
She bid against me for an item.
655
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:15,439
Do you have the picture?
Yeah.
656
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:16,780
Do you recognize her?
657
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,305
The one behind the cute couple.
658
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:23,420
MOIRA: Wait a minute,
is that...?
659
00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:24,645
This is my mother's ex-nurse!
660
00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:26,419
I fired her when
I caught her stealing.
661
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:27,648
She kept harassing us.
662
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,792
I-I took out a peace bond
against her.
663
00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:31,318
Why is she here?
I...
664
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:35,763
Donning a disguise
to sneak back in?
665
00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:37,200
This is like something
out of a--
666
00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:39,395
- A mystery novel?
- Indeed.
667
00:26:39,497 --> 00:26:40,867
We're so sorry to upset you.
668
00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:43,196
We were just trying
to find out where she is.
669
00:26:43,301 --> 00:26:45,301
I have no idea where she is.
670
00:26:45,403 --> 00:26:46,403
I see.
671
00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:48,614
Well, um... I...
nothing?
672
00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:50,507
Okay, great.
673
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,539
[sighs]
674
00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:56,723
♪
675
00:26:56,815 --> 00:27:00,045
♪
676
00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:03,091
♪
677
00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:05,988
Oh.
678
00:27:06,091 --> 00:27:09,761
Oh, I'll go make us
a great big drink.
679
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:15,432
I'm sorry, Mom.
680
00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:16,803
What I said was really harsh.
681
00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:20,771
I think I was just trying to
push you away or something,
682
00:27:20,872 --> 00:27:24,612
because that's what I do...
683
00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:26,279
apparently.
684
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:29,308
No, I'm sorry.
685
00:27:29,414 --> 00:27:31,354
I should have never
based a character on you
686
00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:33,419
without asking you first.
687
00:27:33,518 --> 00:27:37,788
But I promise you, it was
never meant it to be hurtful.
688
00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:39,619
RORY: You won't believe this.
689
00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:42,694
Carmella left me a voicemail!
690
00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:46,034
CARMELLA: Rorygan O'Flanagan,
I know you have the statue.
691
00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:49,771
Bring it to 1177 Carlisle Street
or someone will die.
692
00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:52,338
Tell no one and come alone.
693
00:27:52,437 --> 00:27:55,167
What in God's name
is up with that statue?
694
00:27:55,273 --> 00:28:00,013
♪
695
00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:01,311
RORY: Hmm...
696
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:05,983
It's just a cat.
697
00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:09,054
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
698
00:28:09,154 --> 00:28:10,764
I can't believe
I'm about to do this,
699
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:13,015
but what is it that
Bryn Martell always says?
700
00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:15,894
Uh, "Vengeance is always
best served like Vichyssoise."
701
00:28:15,994 --> 00:28:19,234
Oh, "A woman's best weapon
is a black dress"?
702
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:20,500
No.
703
00:28:20,598 --> 00:28:23,598
Oh, "Sometimes the wrong man
is the right answer"!
704
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:27,772
"Sometimes you have to break
a few eggs to crack a case."
705
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,542
- That's the one.
- I don't remember that one.
706
00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:34,052
Gah!
No!
707
00:28:34,145 --> 00:28:38,775
Oh, I spent $3,000 on this cat,
thank you very much!
708
00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:40,823
♪
709
00:28:40,919 --> 00:28:45,019
Is that what I think it is?
710
00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:46,763
Say, "Cheese."
711
00:28:51,129 --> 00:28:52,359
RORY: Well, that's Zelda.
712
00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,874
God, she looks awful.
713
00:28:58,036 --> 00:29:00,166
VICTORIA: So Carmella
planted the camera?
714
00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:02,511
Why would someone
who's supposedly stealing
715
00:29:02,607 --> 00:29:04,977
from their employer
set up a secret nanny cam?
716
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:07,246
Can you fast-forward a bit?
717
00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:13,053
DARBY: Wait, stop.
718
00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:16,821
That's Moira.
719
00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,221
ZELDA: Stop.
720
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:20,593
What are you giving me?
721
00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:22,092
Where's Carmella?
722
00:29:22,193 --> 00:29:24,263
MOIRA: Humph!
Mom, you're confused again!
723
00:29:24,362 --> 00:29:26,432
Carmella quit.
She couldn't handle you.
724
00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:29,901
That's why I had to move home
and take care of you.
725
00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:31,541
[in a whisper]
Not that you're grateful.
726
00:29:31,636 --> 00:29:35,366
ZELDA: No, wait, wait...
727
00:29:35,473 --> 00:29:38,583
Uh, maybe Carmella isn't
the bad guy here after all.
728
00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:40,946
Maybe she planted the camera
because she knew
729
00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:43,245
Moira was up to something
and wanted to keep Zelda
730
00:29:43,348 --> 00:29:44,448
from being put in a home.
731
00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:46,079
Yeah, that's why
she wanted it back.
732
00:29:46,184 --> 00:29:47,454
That's why she chased you.
733
00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:49,092
We need to talk to Carmella.
734
00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:50,617
Quickly.
735
00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:54,892
♪
736
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:58,563
♪
737
00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:02,403
♪
738
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:05,740
[seagulls calling
in distance]
739
00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:08,507
♪
740
00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:11,576
♪
741
00:30:11,676 --> 00:30:13,206
♪
742
00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,951
I told you to come alone!
743
00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:17,246
They're harmless.
744
00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:19,118
Except to each other.
745
00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:20,387
[sighs]
746
00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:23,887
RORY: [sighs]
747
00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:25,458
MOIRA: [on video]
Not that you're grateful.
748
00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:27,387
ZELDA: No, wait, wait--
749
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:28,392
Oh my God!
750
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:30,063
This is exactly
what I was afraid of.
751
00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:31,161
We have to stop Moira!
752
00:30:31,262 --> 00:30:34,702
Tell us what happened
from the beginning.
753
00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:37,069
I had been working with Zelda
for over a year.
754
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,968
We were very close.
755
00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:40,370
Moira was never around.
756
00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:42,641
She only ever called
when she wanted money.
757
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:45,240
One day, she showed up
and said she was moving in.
758
00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:48,813
Soon after, Zelda started to
show signs of cognitive decline.
759
00:30:48,913 --> 00:30:52,453
It didn't make sense;
she was always sharp as a tack.
760
00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:54,750
That's why I set up the camera.
761
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,093
But before I could retrieve it--
762
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,287
Moira fired you for "stealing."
763
00:30:58,389 --> 00:30:59,859
Exactly.
764
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:02,958
She thought I was
asking too many questions.
765
00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:05,261
I tried to get back
in the house to say goodbye,
766
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,133
but then she claimed
I was harassing them
767
00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:08,302
and filed a peace bond.
768
00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:10,899
Is that when you went
to the auction in disguise?
769
00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:13,542
It was the only chance
to get that camera back.
770
00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:15,108
But you outbid me.
771
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:18,436
$3,000 for something
I bought at a flea market.
772
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:22,483
Well, it was a very
good reproduction...
773
00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:25,350
Once I heard Moira
had moved Zelda to a facility,
774
00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:27,120
I knew something was wrong.
775
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,718
Zelda always said
she'd rather die
776
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,690
before ending up
in a place like that.
777
00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:32,788
Why did you have to
run me off the road?
778
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:33,961
I didn't!
779
00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:35,128
You were swerving and honking
780
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:37,456
before I could
even lower my window.
781
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,402
Well, you could have
at least come back
782
00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:41,797
to see if I was still alive.
783
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,800
I heard sirens, and...
784
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,642
with the peace bond
and everything...
785
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,007
I'm sorry.
786
00:31:47,105 --> 00:31:49,705
We saw in the footage
that she's hooked up to an IV?
787
00:31:49,807 --> 00:31:51,107
What's in that?
788
00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:52,479
I have no idea.
789
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,547
I used to give her
a daily dose of epinephrine
790
00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,546
for her low blood sugar, dehydration.
791
00:31:56,648 --> 00:32:00,388
That wouldn't cause
delusions or confusion.
792
00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:02,045
If Moira figured out
that you're onto her,
793
00:32:02,153 --> 00:32:04,693
you're definitely at risk.
794
00:32:04,789 --> 00:32:07,989
♪
795
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:11,432
VICTORIA: Well, I got Carmella
settled in the guest room.
796
00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:13,729
She's seems to be
resting comfortably.
797
00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:16,571
Moira said Zelda was
in a senior care home,
798
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,998
but in order for her to be
admitted against her will,
799
00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:21,243
she would have been assessed
for cognitive decline, right?
800
00:32:21,339 --> 00:32:22,669
Yeah, but you saw the video.
801
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,544
She could barely
put a sentence together.
802
00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:27,812
Yeah, but what about after the
drugs Moira gave her wore off?
803
00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:30,252
If Zelda was still
as sharp as Carmella says,
804
00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:31,818
eventually she would
have come around
805
00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:36,146
and said something
to the doctors.
806
00:32:36,254 --> 00:32:39,324
Moira realized
she couldn't send Zelda away.
807
00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:41,764
If she did,
her secret would be discovered.
808
00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:44,359
So she's kept her
in the one place she knew
809
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:47,072
she'd never be found.
810
00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:48,425
The house.
811
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:50,773
- She's still there!
- Oh!
812
00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:54,138
And we're gonna need
a hell of a plan to get her out.
813
00:32:57,141 --> 00:33:01,111
♪
814
00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:04,722
♪
815
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,516
If Moira's desperate for money,
816
00:33:06,617 --> 00:33:10,657
maybe she'd be willing to let
Victoria and I into the house
817
00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:12,385
if we told her
we were interested
818
00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:14,030
in buying the remaining pieces.
819
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:15,725
It's not just a matter
of getting in,
820
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,897
it's a matter of
getting poor Zelda out,
821
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,866
and it would be quite a bit
easier if she wasn't drugged.
822
00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:22,695
If I could get to Zelda's IV,
823
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,970
I could identify what she's on
and counter-dose it.
824
00:33:25,069 --> 00:33:26,269
RORY: Hmm!
825
00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:28,111
Uh-uh, it's too risky
for you with the peace bond.
826
00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:29,766
You'll have to
tell me what to do.
827
00:33:29,874 --> 00:33:30,944
It's not that simple.
828
00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:32,412
She may need
medical supervision.
829
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,480
VICTORIA: [clears throat]
830
00:33:33,578 --> 00:33:35,978
Well, we do know someone
with a medical license
831
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,220
who would probably
do anything for you, Darby.
832
00:33:38,316 --> 00:33:40,276
- Hm!
- It's for the good of the case!
833
00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:42,285
It's for Zelda!
Lindsay would understand.
834
00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:45,017
I'm not so sure.
835
00:33:45,123 --> 00:33:47,563
But it's better than
Carmella going to prison.
836
00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:49,888
So our current plan is:
837
00:33:49,994 --> 00:33:52,734
my soon-to-be-wed
ex-boyfriend and I
838
00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:55,800
will break into an old widow's
manor to administer
839
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:59,740
a "mystery antidote" while you
distract her evil daughter,
840
00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:01,967
who's been suspicious of us
ever since we told her
841
00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:05,743
that her mother's ex-nurse snuck
into her mother's estate auction
842
00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:10,153
in a wig, pretending to be
someone named Francesca Diavolo.
843
00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:12,578
Do I have that right?
844
00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:14,793
VICTORIA: As plans go,
that sounds...
845
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,246
- 1,000% insane?
- Yes.
846
00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:17,894
Well, it might work!
847
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:19,419
I mean, it's just like
one of your novels.
848
00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:21,734
That is the problem.
Darby is right.
849
00:34:21,826 --> 00:34:24,626
This is a real investigation
with real stakes.
850
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,769
We have to start
treating it like that.
851
00:34:27,865 --> 00:34:32,595
Actually, I think Rory's right!
852
00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:36,073
This case has been like one
of your novels from the get-go.
853
00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:38,984
Which is why, and I can't
quite believe I'm saying this,
854
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,107
I think we should be asking
ourselves not what would
855
00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:46,282
Darby do or Victoria,
but what would Bryn Martell do?
856
00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:50,194
Bryn and her daughter, Clodagh.
857
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:58,155
♪
858
00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:01,072
♪
859
00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:02,665
So when you said "house call"...
860
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:06,567
I know,
this looks less than--
861
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:11,111
- Legal?
- [chuckles] Mm-hm!
862
00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:13,079
But I promise I wouldn't
have asked for your help
863
00:35:13,177 --> 00:35:16,177
if someone's life
weren't at stake.
864
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,050
Alright, I'm here for you.
865
00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:23,251
But, respectfully,
I am not gonna be caught
866
00:35:23,354 --> 00:35:26,064
climbing through
some dowager's window.
867
00:35:26,157 --> 00:35:27,957
At least not first, anyway.
868
00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,289
[laughs]
869
00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:33,633
♪
870
00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:36,771
♪
871
00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:40,968
♪
872
00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:43,882
♪
873
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,575
MOIRA: So is there a particular
piece you're looking for, or...?
874
00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:47,607
VICTORIA: Um...
875
00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:49,682
Oh, she'll know it
when she sees it.
876
00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:52,120
She has a very discerning eye.
877
00:35:52,216 --> 00:35:53,616
- [glass clinking]
- Mm-hm!
878
00:35:53,718 --> 00:35:55,888
Oh, you must have
so many wonderful
879
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,857
childhood memories
in this house!
880
00:35:57,955 --> 00:36:01,055
Yeah, sure.
Lots and lots.
881
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,129
♪
882
00:36:03,227 --> 00:36:07,167
DARBY: Carmella said
this one is Zelda's room.
883
00:36:07,265 --> 00:36:11,435
♪
884
00:36:11,536 --> 00:36:15,136
Mrs. Hoffman?
Hello?
885
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:19,909
♪
886
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,881
Morphine sulfate.
887
00:36:21,979 --> 00:36:26,419
- Is that bad?
- Uh-huh.
888
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,017
She's alive, just unconscious.
889
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,390
Now, we can reverse the effects,
but I'll need your help.
890
00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:34,090
- Oh!
- [floor creaks loudly]
891
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,592
[glass clanking loudly]
892
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:38,433
Oh my, these old houses!
893
00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:40,129
Mine is just the same!
894
00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:42,101
[makes a creaking noise]
895
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaking of which,
this is such a big house.
896
00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:45,771
Are you planning
on staying here?
897
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:46,970
Yeah, I dunno. Maybe.
898
00:36:47,071 --> 00:36:48,271
Ah!
899
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:51,942
[noisily rifling through
glass trinkets]
900
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,483
Let's avoid that spot!
901
00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,448
Agreed.
902
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,255
Everything good?
903
00:37:05,356 --> 00:37:07,656
- Yeah.
- You sure?
904
00:37:07,758 --> 00:37:09,288
Yeah!
905
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:11,933
- Let's just wake her up!
- Okay.
906
00:37:12,029 --> 00:37:14,469
Alright, I can set up
a saline drip to swap out
907
00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:16,325
the morphine sulphate,
but I need you
908
00:37:16,434 --> 00:37:19,504
to administer the naloxone.
909
00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:21,444
Me?
910
00:37:21,539 --> 00:37:24,079
You do it!
Why can't I do the IV thing?
911
00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:26,475
Because I'm the one with
eight years of medical school
912
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:29,007
and I only have so many hands.
913
00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:31,623
You still afraid of needles?
914
00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:34,186
Naloxone is a common
antidote for opioid overdose!
915
00:37:34,285 --> 00:37:36,285
Don't cops literally
have to carry that with them
916
00:37:36,387 --> 00:37:37,487
in case someone ODs?
917
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,858
Yeah, but I always
made my partner do it.
918
00:37:39,957 --> 00:37:42,987
You'll be fine.
919
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:45,764
[unzips pack]
920
00:37:45,863 --> 00:37:51,743
♪
921
00:37:51,836 --> 00:37:54,036
♪
922
00:37:54,138 --> 00:37:55,868
- Okay?
- Okay.
923
00:37:55,973 --> 00:37:57,413
- You ready?
- Yeah.
924
00:37:57,508 --> 00:38:01,378
Alright.
Three, two, one...
925
00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:02,909
[screams]
926
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,524
[screaming upstairs]
927
00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:06,315
Can't blame that
on an old house!
928
00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:10,517
Call the police!
Get out your pen camera!
929
00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:13,291
DARBY: Just stay still, okay?
Don't move.
930
00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:14,291
What?
931
00:38:14,392 --> 00:38:16,162
What-- what is--
what is happening?
932
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:17,600
You!
933
00:38:17,695 --> 00:38:21,395
How could you do this to me,
you useless waste of space!
934
00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:22,799
How?
935
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:24,840
This from the mother
who always criticized me,
936
00:38:24,935 --> 00:38:27,335
who never supported me,
who always hid me away
937
00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:28,568
from her society friends
938
00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:30,843
like I was some kind of
shameful secret?
939
00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:34,151
This from the daughter who
was never grateful for anything?
940
00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:37,415
You're an embarrassment
who spits in my eye!
941
00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:42,785
Oh, what have I done to
deserve such a wicked child?
942
00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:45,017
I should have killed you
when I had the chance!
943
00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:46,592
- [all gasp]
- Whoa!
944
00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:47,591
Whoa, hey, hey!
945
00:38:47,692 --> 00:38:49,762
Say, "Cheese!"
You're on camera!
946
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:52,560
[police sirens
in the background]
947
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:55,803
I guess our relationship isn't
so dysfunctional after all.
948
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,370
Right?
949
00:39:00,771 --> 00:39:04,081
♪
950
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:07,575
♪
951
00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:10,718
I'll just be over here,
just... here.
952
00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:13,975
Smooth, Mom. Thanks.
953
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,415
- Do you...
- Thanks for your help.
954
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,620
Well, you know,
we've always made a great team.
955
00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:21,133
Yeah.
956
00:39:21,225 --> 00:39:26,225
I just think maybe our
team days are over for a while.
957
00:39:26,330 --> 00:39:29,200
You have a new life
now with Lindsay.
958
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,000
And I have a new life too, with...
959
00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,043
my mother.
960
00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:35,338
It's not ideal,
961
00:39:35,439 --> 00:39:38,779
but I'm actually sort of okay
with it at the moment.
962
00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:41,076
And why wouldn't you be?
963
00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:42,948
There's no case
that the Spencer Sisters
964
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:45,217
can't solve together.
965
00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:47,616
I can definitely see that.
966
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:51,218
There's no one quite like
the Spencer women.
967
00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:54,392
♪
968
00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:58,732
You should have this
for evidence.
969
00:39:58,829 --> 00:40:01,229
See you 'round.
970
00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:03,272
Yeah.
971
00:40:03,367 --> 00:40:07,067
Thank you!
972
00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:10,781
♪
973
00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:13,535
[ambulance engine starts,
doors slam shut]
974
00:40:13,644 --> 00:40:18,154
♪
975
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:22,019
[police siren whoops]
976
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:26,259
Ugh, you two!
I thought I told you to--
977
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,357
Do your job for you?
No.
978
00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:30,799
But we did it anyway,
so you're welcome.
979
00:40:30,895 --> 00:40:33,195
This is all the evidence you
should need to convict Moira
980
00:40:33,297 --> 00:40:35,297
of elder abuse
and forcible confinement.
981
00:40:35,399 --> 00:40:37,999
Should be another
slam dunk conviction,
982
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,972
unless you want us
to report it ourselves?
983
00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:41,370
Wha-- no.
984
00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:43,742
No, no, I-I...
[stammers]
985
00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:46,381
Thank you for bringing
this to me personally.
986
00:40:46,477 --> 00:40:49,007
Of course.
Oh, and Detective?
987
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:52,223
I think you owe
Rory here an apology.
988
00:40:52,316 --> 00:40:53,776
I'm-- I'm sorry, for what?
989
00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:55,194
For doubting him.
990
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,216
It just seems like
the right thing to do
991
00:40:57,321 --> 00:40:58,691
under the circumstances,
you know?
992
00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:01,559
- VICTORIA: Yes!
- RORY: [clears throat]
993
00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:04,999
Mr. Isenor, I regret
that we weren't able to use
994
00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:07,225
- police resources to--
- Mm-mm!
995
00:41:07,331 --> 00:41:09,531
- Mm-mm!
- No, no.
996
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:12,543
- Try again.
- Okay.
997
00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:14,736
I'm sorry.
998
00:41:14,839 --> 00:41:17,069
I was wrong.
999
00:41:17,174 --> 00:41:19,444
You were right.
1000
00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:21,983
How very gracious of you, Detective.
1001
00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:24,819
Okay...
1002
00:41:24,915 --> 00:41:25,945
- Good.
- [laughs]
1003
00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:28,020
Thank you.
I really did need that.
1004
00:41:28,118 --> 00:41:29,318
It was our pleasure!
1005
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:30,520
Some of the time.
1006
00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:32,261
Oh, all of the time!
1007
00:41:32,356 --> 00:41:33,456
DARBY: Okay!
1008
00:41:33,557 --> 00:41:36,257
VICTORIA: Ugh, this case!
I mean, those two?
1009
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,860
There is not enough therapy
in the world! [laughs]
1010
00:41:40,965 --> 00:41:42,065
For what it's worth, Mom,
1011
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,836
I know you weren't
actually trying to replace me.
1012
00:41:44,935 --> 00:41:46,595
Never.
1013
00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:48,874
I just...
1014
00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:51,913
With Clodagh, I wanted to
get it right first, you know?
1015
00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:55,749
I wanted to make it clear
that Clodagh was the thing
1016
00:41:55,846 --> 00:42:00,746
that Bryn was missing all along.
1017
00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:02,821
That she needed her.
1018
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,960
I can see that.
1019
00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:06,085
And who knows?
1020
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,430
Maybe Clodagh will end up
feeling the same way.
1021
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,996
Does this mean I get to
keep her in the book?!
1022
00:42:11,095 --> 00:42:12,655
- She can stay.
- Oh, yes!
1023
00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:15,303
- You have to change her name.
- What?
1024
00:42:15,399 --> 00:42:17,399
Ugh!
Okay... Bésame?
1025
00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:19,471
- No.
- Um...
1026
00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:21,810
- Italia?
- That's worse!
1027
00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:23,136
Oh, I've got it!
Cayenne!
1028
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:26,240
No!
Mom, absolutely not!
1029
00:42:26,343 --> 00:42:28,953
But you're so spicy!
1030
00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:30,376
DARBY: I like Agatha.
1031
00:42:30,481 --> 00:42:31,921
VICTORIA: Ugh!
No way!
1032
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:37,053
♪
1033
00:42:37,154 --> 00:42:40,724
♪
1034
00:42:40,824 --> 00:42:44,404
♪
1035
00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:48,065
♪
1036
00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:50,525
♪
1037
00:42:50,634 --> 00:42:54,344
♪
68852
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof