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Where they need three goals in
just under 2 and 1/2 minutes.
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Right now trying to
prevent any further damage.
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Here's Anderson.
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The last of the
goals that he scored
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came off of the stick
of the number three.
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Somoza trying to turn this
into a shorthanded breakaway.
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He comes charging forward.
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Great reaching play by
the captain in Cherniwchan
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to jump back avoid the backcheck
reach the stick in there
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and break up what could have
been a one on one scenario.
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Hey bud, what can I get for you?
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Did you want something, man?
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Cherniwchan feeds
it to the middle,
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save made off the
pass to Hrenak.
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Backhands it around
over to the near side.
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Picked up by Hamonic.
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It'll slide forward and get
the clear all the way down,
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stopping at his wall, quickly
paddling it ahead to Fortin
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again.
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12 left, - 43 in the game.
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I think they're trying
to burn some time here.
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We're kind of in a one...
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Hey, I know you.
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You played with us a
couple seasons ago.
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Roley, right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Well, it's Riley.
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Riley, dang it, yeah.
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Yeah, and you're?
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I'm Matt, but everyone
calls me Proton.
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Right, sorry.
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I should have remembered that.
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That's all right.
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Dude, how've you been, man?
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I haven't seen you at the rink.
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Yeah, good.
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Work's kept me busy, so
yeah, I haven't really
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been able to make
it back out there.
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Yeah.
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Well, funny timing, what
are you doing tonight?
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I just moved into
a new apartment,
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so I'm still unpacking.
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Dude, I hate moving.
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It's the worst.
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Yeah, I'm not exactly
looking forward to it.
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Yeah.
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Well, hey, assuming the
guys didn't scare you off,
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um, you want to come
sub for us tonight?
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I don't know.
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I haven't really played since
the last time you saw me.
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I feel like I'd do
more harm than good.
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Nah, dude, you were solid.
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We'd love to have an
extra guy on the bench.
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I've just got a lot to do.
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I get it.
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It's like a super late game too.
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It's like00 PM, I think.
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Oh wow.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm just really
behind on the move-in.
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Dude, I get it.
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I get it.
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Hey, if you change your mind,
you know where to find us.
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And I think I still
have your number.
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Let's see.
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Yeah.
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Riley New Guy.
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That's you, right?
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Hey.
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Here, I'll call you.
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[PHONE BUZZING]
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Yep, still got it.
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Hockey Matt.
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I like that.
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That's awesome.
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Well, I better get going.
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All right, man, well,
it's good to see you.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I mean, those boxes
aren't going anywhere.
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I mean, a good sweat could
help you out, you know?
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Warren puts it off the pass.
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Back to even strength.
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Out of the box is lerullo
This is shoveled forward
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looking for him.
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He gloves it down
out of the air.
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Looks up, looks for help.
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Sees backside of changes
coming and unsuspecting
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what he's been as he was
stepping over the boards.
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Ierullo down the right hand
wing, poked away by Maass.
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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[PHONE CHIMES]
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A bitter rivalry.
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Oh, I'll tell you what.
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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(SINGING) I'm sayin' somethin'
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I'd be somebody else
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Shouted down dusty halls
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I'm saying somethin'
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Always heard someone else
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Back when life
was lived in color
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And my minutes could be counted
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I'm saying something else:
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I'm using someone now
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I think I'm breaking
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Maybe breaking out
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[BUZZING]
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Slightly cracking
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Inside there's someone else
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Desperately pacing!
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I can't do nothing else
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Oh isn't it great to
be erasing it all?
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Until there's nothing else
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I knew it'd be the same when
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My voice was wearing out again
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I'd wiped out all my gains-
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I'm using someone now
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I think I'm breaking
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Maybe breaking out
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Slightly cracking
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Inside someone else
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[PHONE CHIMES]
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Just fucking do it.
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It's hockey.
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You like hockey.
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Just fucking do it.
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You got this.
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[background] Reflected.
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Mirror reflected.
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What?
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No.
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You're not a superhero.
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[INAUDIBLE] pretend.
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Absorbed your energy.
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That's my energy now.
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You don't have it.
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You're not freaking Dr. Strange.
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Not yet.
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Not never.
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Dr. [INAUDIBLE] is more
like it. [end background]
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I just don't understand why
they put these games so goddamn
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late.
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You know what I don't
fucking understand?
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Why the fuck did you pack this
and you didn't roll a fucking
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joint?
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I was just in a hurry, man.
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Dunny had me working late.
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You're pissing me off
is what you're doing.
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Fucking hurry, my ass.
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Just fucking smoke it so we
can go get our asses whooped.
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I'm not even in the mood
for Chet shit tonight.
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Oh shit.
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Who's that?
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Wait, was he looking over?
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I don't know, dude.
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Just chill out.
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Who the fuck is that guy?
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Casey.
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Yo Chet, what's up, man?
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What's up, dude?
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How are you?
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Good, you?
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It's been a long time, man.
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I'm good, I'm good.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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Boys are pumped
to have you here.
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But uh... just a little late
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[BANGING]
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Fuck this.
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Dude, you made it.
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Yeah, I'm here.
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Can't find the
right room, though.
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Oh, that's awesome.
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No, no worries.
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We're in this one
right over here.
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What's up, you sexy boys?
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There he is.
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How are you doing?
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So good.
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Oh hey, I got us a sub tonight.
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You guys remember Riley?
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Oh yeah.
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About a year ago, right?
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Yeah, but just for a game.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you paid in full.
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Man, I tried to contact
you a bunch after,
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but I must have
had the wrong info.
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Yeah, I can't remember
what happened exactly.
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So I'm John, if
you don't remember.
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And that's Nick over there,
but let him approach you.
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He's got a bit of
a pre-game routine.
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Got it.
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Yeah.
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And this rude ginger
here, that's Kevin.
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I'd advise not letting
him approach you at all.
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Dude, I'm strawberry blonde.
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What's up, bro.
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I'm Kevin.
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Basically the only
funny guy on the team.
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Nice to meet you.
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Totally.
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Oh John, John, John,
is it cool if I
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get your back up stick again?
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Dude, this is the
third game in a row.
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Get a new stick.
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I can just go home.
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Yeah, you can.
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All right, man.
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Yes.
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Hey, no slapshots though.
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What about my heater?
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What heater?
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Oh, you'll see.
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Game's at00, right?
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Yeah, we're not really like
the warming up kind of team.
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Guys tend to trickle in,
like, right before puck drop.
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How many guys are you expecting?
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Counting you?
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Seven, maybe eight.
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Yikes.
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I'll try not to weigh
you guys down too much.
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Dude, don't even sweat it, man.
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We're just glad you're here.
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Maybe eight?
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Who's the maybe?
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Jason.
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[LAUGHS]
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Dude.
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Dude, Jason's not coming, man.
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No chance.
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No way, man.
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He's right.
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It'll be seven plus Nick.
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Why so many no shows?
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Dude, it's just
the late game, man.
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It's like pulling
teeth with these guys.
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Oh God, here we go.
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John, just do it man,
before, anyone else shows up.
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I don't know if you have a
dentist in town yet, but like,
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I could totally hook you up.
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Oh.
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Um, thanks.
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Yeah.
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I'll let you know.
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I've got coupon codes
on there, details
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about our super
convenient online portal.
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And yeah, I wrote my email
and my celly on the back.
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Oh yeah.
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Chicletsmagnet@jcdentistry.com.
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Just don't let him bully you
into a free mouthguard fitting.
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Spoiler alert, you still
pay for the mouth guard.
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I don't get why
you guys talk shit.
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Because you need shit.
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Most people charge for
the fitting in addition
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to the mouthpiece.
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The point is, though, I don't
put pressure on my teammates.
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If you want a
mouthpiece, I got a guy.
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Just let me know.
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Thanks.
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I just had my cleaning done,
but I'll try you next time.
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Cool, yeah, no pressure at all.
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Let me guess, Johnny's
pushing more mouth guards?
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Boys, that online
portal, super convenient.
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That's my boy.
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Yes sir.
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What's up, guys?
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Hey, this here is Riley.
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He's going to be
subbing for us tonight.
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Grayson.
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What's up, man?
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Yo dude.
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Tyler.
272
00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:31,810
How's it going?
273
00:10:31,811 --> 00:10:34,899
Were y'all the guys smoking out
that car in the parking lot?
274
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,212
Dude, I fucking called it.
275
00:10:36,213 --> 00:10:37,629
I told you I wasn't
sketching out.
276
00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:39,349
He was dead ass looking at us.
277
00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:39,850
Oh yeah.
278
00:10:39,851 --> 00:10:41,649
You were so fucking sketched
out, are you kidding me?
279
00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:42,650
Here's your jersey, bud.
280
00:10:42,651 --> 00:10:45,729
Oh, shoot, John,
you even washed it.
281
00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:47,829
Yeah, I hope you like apple pie.
282
00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:50,189
So no Jason tonight?
283
00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,339
[LAUGHS]
284
00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:53,169
Dude, no.
285
00:10:53,170 --> 00:10:54,549
Called that shit too.
286
00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:57,229
What's up, fellas?
287
00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:58,120
Hey.
288
00:10:58,121 --> 00:10:59,619
What's up, Sondy.
289
00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:03,879
Just laid the wood on
Smokey Seafood 6-2, dude.
290
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,699
Yeah.
291
00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:08,369
So you score any?
292
00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:09,929
How about a hat trick, huh?
293
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:10,870
Not so bad.
294
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:11,610
Yeah.
295
00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:12,300
Good job, bud.
296
00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,050
Thank you.
297
00:11:13,051 --> 00:11:15,819
Hat trick and a win.
298
00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:17,479
You going to celebrate?
299
00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,579
Well, some Shoney's
would hit the spot,
300
00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:22,469
but unfortunately it's too
late and they're closed.
301
00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:26,357
Oh, yeah man, too bad.
302
00:11:26,358 --> 00:11:28,399
Probably going to have to
hold off till Thursday,
303
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,529
'cause they're opening
that new Super Shoney's up
304
00:11:30,530 --> 00:11:31,669
in Spartanburg.
305
00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:34,009
Dude, I have been
dying to try one.
306
00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:35,479
What makes it super?
307
00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,609
How about an ice cream station.
308
00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:38,899
Wait, did I say a?
309
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:43,039
I mean two ice cream stations
and a meat carving station.
310
00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:47,269
Also Edwin McCain is
cutting the ribbon.
311
00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:48,919
Wow.
312
00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,449
Need I say more, fellas?
313
00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:53,399
That does sound...
That sounds super.
314
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,439
Super lame.
315
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,459
Yeah.
316
00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:59,299
Man, well, safe travels, dude.
317
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,769
I know it's a long drive.
318
00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:04,489
It is far, but it
will be worth it.
319
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,839
If you say so.
320
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,959
So anything else you need?
321
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,539
Oh yeah, sorry, I noticed
you guys were short.
322
00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:13,499
So maybe I should just
bring my stuff in here?
323
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,450
Oh no.
324
00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:15,230
No, no, no.
325
00:12:15,231 --> 00:12:16,849
I think we're all good, dude.
326
00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:19,399
I just, the guys are on the way.
327
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:23,546
I mean, it's eight minutes
till ice time, dude.
328
00:12:23,547 --> 00:12:24,879
Maybe I could join the pie boys.
329
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,899
I'll just chill.
330
00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:28,149
We appreciate it, man, but
I just texted the guys.
331
00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:28,720
They're in the lot.
332
00:12:28,721 --> 00:12:29,886
They're coming in right now.
333
00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:30,580
So.
334
00:12:30,581 --> 00:12:31,996
All right, bros,
have a good game.
335
00:12:31,997 --> 00:12:32,620
Bring it in.
336
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:33,789
Polly Pies on one?
337
00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:34,420
No?
338
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,439
Nothing?
339
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,519
All right.
340
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,279
Hey, remember, you're
my best friends.
341
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,479
I love you guys.
342
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,099
OK.
343
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,629
What the fuck?
344
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,269
Dude sucks.
345
00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:46,170
This fucking guy.
346
00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:47,130
Don't we need the help?
347
00:12:47,131 --> 00:12:49,379
Or does he just suck really bad?
348
00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:50,789
Where to start, man?
349
00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:54,209
He's not, like, bad at hockey.
350
00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:56,729
Dude, he is annoying as fuck.
351
00:12:56,730 --> 00:12:57,730
More annoying than me.
352
00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:00,119
By a little.
353
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:04,349
And he doesn't fucking
pass, like, ever.
354
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,899
And he talks about Shoney's
all the fucking time.
355
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,129
What is Shoney's?
356
00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,799
Oh man, dude.
357
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,919
He would fucking kill
for you to ask him that.
358
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,409
It's basically like a
mediocre buffet place.
359
00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:18,879
It's popular with the
after church crowd.
360
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,639
He's OK with this
being a different food
361
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,159
establishment then?
362
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,100
[LAUGHS]
363
00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:24,269
That's good, man.
364
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:28,469
Hey, maybe we can use that as
an excuse for the next time.
365
00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:30,086
Not even funny.
366
00:13:30,087 --> 00:13:31,169
So what's with this place?
367
00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:33,269
Are we sponsored or something?
368
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:36,609
Proton here thought we might
get some free pie out of it.
369
00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:38,579
Dude, it still might work.
370
00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:40,569
Polly just said we got
to win the championship.
371
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,789
I mean, it's so doable.
372
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:42,780
Definitely possible.
373
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,669
All right, well we could
have bought 50 pies
374
00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:46,289
for the cost of these jerseys.
375
00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:50,519
Yeah, but as everyone
knows, dude, free pie just
376
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:51,779
tastes better.
377
00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:52,829
Right?
378
00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,349
Don't you think jerseys were
just committing a little too
379
00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:56,369
much to this bit?
380
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:58,379
No, I don't.
381
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,029
Dude, Johnny's
just mad we didn't
382
00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:01,469
let him sponsor the team.
383
00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:03,599
Marketing is tough these days.
384
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,419
If you guys had businesses,
I'd happily support them.
385
00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:10,199
But dude, John Calamino's
Cavity Crunchers?
386
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,669
It's alliteration.
387
00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:14,219
You guys were cool
with Polly's Pies.
388
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,399
Yeah, but we gave you
the shoulder patch.
389
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,030
That's true.
390
00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:18,750
OK.
391
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:19,680
Really?
392
00:14:19,681 --> 00:14:22,409
Yeah, no one can
fucking read it.
393
00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:24,189
I know that was on purpose.
394
00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:25,409
What?
395
00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:27,569
Dude, come on.
396
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:29,709
Johnny, why the fuck?
397
00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:31,059
Look at me, John.
398
00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:34,239
Do you think I would do
something like that on purpose?
399
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,240
Seriously though.
400
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:43,189
Hey man.
401
00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:48,633
I know you're new and all, but
I'm the funny guy on the team.
402
00:14:48,634 --> 00:14:50,479
Huh?
403
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,679
That joke you said in there?
404
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,309
That's something I do.
405
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,499
But dude, don't think
about it too hard.
406
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,979
I've known these
guys for a while.
407
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,521
You'll totally get it.
408
00:14:59,522 --> 00:15:01,679
You dripped some water on
your shirt, by the way.
409
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,430
Boop.
410
00:15:02,431 --> 00:15:03,569
[LAUGHS] Gotcha, man.
411
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,089
See you out there, bud.
412
00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:06,090
Stupid new guy.
413
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,409
You looking forward
to getting on the ice?
414
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:13,100
No.
415
00:15:13,101 --> 00:15:14,456
Not at all.
416
00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:16,039
Dude, we got to have
a better attitude
417
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,119
in front of the new guy.
418
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,579
We could just
forfeit and go home.
419
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,479
That does sound nice,
but we're already here.
420
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,240
Yeah, that's true.
421
00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:23,499
Hey, Noely's here.
422
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,250
What's up, baby?
423
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,060
Thank God.
424
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:25,950
Hurry up, please.
425
00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:27,769
Hey.
426
00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:28,730
Hey, go warm up.
427
00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:29,771
I'll see you in a second.
428
00:15:29,772 --> 00:15:33,637
All right, playboys, stay
hawrt Oh, what's up, boys?
429
00:15:33,638 --> 00:15:35,179
Good thing I'm still
in my gear, huh?
430
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:36,721
Because according
to my calculations,
431
00:15:36,722 --> 00:15:37,648
you're down a skater.
432
00:15:37,649 --> 00:15:38,689
So you want me to hop on?
433
00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:39,410
I'm still loose.
434
00:15:39,411 --> 00:15:41,479
Yeah, yeah, no, no.
435
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,769
Noel just showed up.
436
00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:43,290
That's cool.
437
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:43,790
Noel's cool.
438
00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:44,330
I love Noel.
439
00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:44,913
You love Noel.
440
00:15:44,914 --> 00:15:45,979
We all love Noel and me.
441
00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:47,779
But earlier Kevin
came up to me and he
442
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,249
was like, "oh my
God, Sondy, you're
443
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,379
the best hockey... you're like
Connor McSondy or whatever,
444
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:51,860
you know what I mean?
445
00:15:51,861 --> 00:15:53,037
So could you hop on the ice?
446
00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:54,079
Because we need the dub."
447
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,204
And I was like, "I guess
I could do that, you know,
448
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,409
because I'd love to."
449
00:15:57,410 --> 00:16:01,279
Dude, as much as I would
like to not play with Kevin,
450
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,339
it's not my call.
451
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:02,840
I hear you.
452
00:16:02,841 --> 00:16:04,909
I don't have a
letter on my jersey.
453
00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:06,799
You're going to have
to talk to the captain.
454
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,169
Johnny boy here's
got you covered, OK?
455
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:10,639
I hear you loud and clear.
456
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,259
Yeah, so talk to John.
457
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:15,289
John, you got it.
458
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:16,729
Hattie then some natties.
459
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,439
Hey, maybe.
460
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,519
Stay cold.
461
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,274
All right, will do.
462
00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:22,399
What do you think, captain?
463
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,279
You need three goals
in your corner?
464
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:31,969
As nice as that sounds,
Sondy, um, jersey,
465
00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:33,409
you'd have to wear
a white jersey
466
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,539
or they'd make us forfeit.
467
00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,109
I know what you're saying.
468
00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:39,139
You're saying that I
need a white jersey
469
00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:40,549
because you need me.
470
00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,019
So you know what?
471
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:43,429
I will not fail you.
472
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:47,029
I'm on my way to
get a white jersey.
473
00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:48,719
I'm going to save the game.
474
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,680
Fuck.
475
00:16:49,681 --> 00:16:52,196
Goddamn bunch of jerks.
476
00:16:52,197 --> 00:16:54,029
Keeping me here till
after friggin' midnight
477
00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:58,489
to play goddamn
beer league hockey.
478
00:16:58,490 --> 00:17:00,869
Ooh, I scored a goal
in front of six guys.
479
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,490
Fucking meat head pigeons.
480
00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:08,260
Fuck you looking at?
481
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,160
Nothing.
482
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,389
Yeah, thought so.
483
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,739
Keep roaming, keep moving.
484
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,740
Dickhead.
485
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,759
Dude, ignore that guy, man.
486
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,764
How are you feeling?
487
00:17:23,765 --> 00:17:25,639
Well, my gear is crusty
as hell and my skates
488
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,559
are dull, but other
than that, not too bad.
489
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,189
Hey, that's not so bad.
490
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:31,759
You just get a little sweating
in you, that'll crust out.
491
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,395
Right.
492
00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:34,519
I just hope the muscle
memory comes back, you know?
493
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,599
Yeah.
494
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,139
I hear it's like riding a bike.
495
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:40,721
But I never learned how
to ride a bike either.
496
00:17:40,722 --> 00:17:41,959
[LAUGHTER]
497
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,819
Oh no.
498
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:46,289
I didn't know you were
scorekeeping tonight.
499
00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:47,347
Yeah, man.
500
00:17:47,348 --> 00:17:48,140
You want some help?
501
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:48,770
Yes, please.
502
00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:49,270
I messed up.
503
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,000
All right.
504
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:51,649
Yeah, thanks.
505
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:52,340
You're welcome.
506
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:53,090
How have you been?
507
00:17:53,091 --> 00:17:54,173
I'm good.
508
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:54,674
You know.
509
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:55,939
Good.
510
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:59,327
A nice00 PM beer league game.
511
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,619
Where else would you rather be?
512
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:01,879
Oh my God, nowhere.
513
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,969
I know.
514
00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:03,470
Yeah.
515
00:18:03,471 --> 00:18:04,609
Who's the new guy?
516
00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:05,989
Oh, this sweetheart right here?
517
00:18:05,990 --> 00:18:06,980
Oh, this is Riley.
518
00:18:06,981 --> 00:18:08,831
Hey Riley.
519
00:18:08,832 --> 00:18:10,289
Oh my God, Young
Genos are tonight.
520
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,079
Did you guys warn him?
521
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:12,890
No.
522
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:15,239
I had to get him in
the building first.
523
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:15,740
OK.
524
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:16,700
Nice tactic.
525
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,119
Don't worry about it.
526
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:18,620
All right.
527
00:18:18,621 --> 00:18:20,999
Just please don't let
them run the score up, OK?
528
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,289
I will do my best.
529
00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:22,920
Yeah, OK.
530
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,882
Look at this, huh?
531
00:18:23,882 --> 00:18:24,840
Sweetheart, am I right?
532
00:18:24,841 --> 00:18:26,069
Yeah, chivalry, man.
533
00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:26,960
I know.
534
00:18:26,961 --> 00:18:28,739
Have fun I guess.
535
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,023
We'll try.
536
00:18:30,024 --> 00:18:31,919
[LAUGHS]
537
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,259
So who are we playing tonight?
538
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:36,299
The Young Genos.
539
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:39,149
I mean, are they good?
540
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,469
I mean, they're really good.
541
00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:42,552
They're the whole reason
we have a mercy rule now.
542
00:18:42,553 --> 00:18:44,429
They beat this team 24 to 1.
543
00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:45,120
Holy shit.
544
00:18:45,121 --> 00:18:46,979
Beat their dicks in the dirt.
545
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:48,269
But don't feel too bad.
546
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:50,659
I mean, it was Sondy's team.
547
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:51,508
Great pep talk, man.
548
00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:53,299
I'm about to look like
an asshole out here.
549
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,209
Hey man, we all look
like assholes out here.
550
00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:57,559
You'll be fine, man.
551
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,149
Thanks.
552
00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:01,729
Man, spending your money to play
frigging beer league hockey.
553
00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:02,600
Losers.
554
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:04,039
Guy thinks he's Rod Brind'Amour.
555
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,579
It's terrible.
556
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,963
I hate this fucking job.
557
00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:09,916
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
558
00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:18,429
I hate these guys and
all, but for once, I'd
559
00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:20,169
love to warm up
as a goddamn team.
560
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:21,999
Are they always this intense?
561
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,649
Pretty much.
562
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,539
Make sure you keep
your head up out there.
563
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,769
It can get pretty chippy.
564
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:30,029
Yeah, I know the type.
565
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:30,755
Holy shit.
566
00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:31,755
That guy's new.
567
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,659
Do you know him?
568
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:39,419
No, but fuck he looks good.
569
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,300
That hair.
570
00:19:40,301 --> 00:19:43,709
It's really doing
something for me.
571
00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:45,060
[SIGHS]
572
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,929
Where the hell are
the rest of the guys?
573
00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:50,069
Fuck.
574
00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:52,829
But like, why was he even
considered a good coach?
575
00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:54,679
What do you mean why?
576
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,059
Homie took a ragtag
district five team
577
00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,739
and made them fucking champs.
578
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,379
Dude, it was pee-wees.
579
00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:04,076
So a gold medal in the
Junior Goodwill Games
580
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,159
ain't fucking shit either?
581
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,539
Come on, Gray.
582
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:09,009
Why the fuck should he
get credit for that?
583
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,759
He barely spent any
time with his team.
584
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,039
Charlie fucking Conway
coached that team.
585
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,089
You know it.
586
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:18,569
And pushing those weak ass
fucking Air Bombay loafers,
587
00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:19,260
dude.
588
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,279
Come on.
589
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:20,790
OK.
590
00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:24,179
One, those Air Bombay
loafers are fucking fire.
591
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,099
Two, you don't
think that he could
592
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,509
have a fucking social life too?
593
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:29,999
Those kids had to spend all
day with that tutor lady.
594
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,789
Wait a minute, why were
they even in school?
595
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:35,939
Wasn't it the summer?
596
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,080
Holy fuck, Noel.
597
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:43,039
Ah, Young Genos tonight.
598
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,510
Good thing we stretched.
599
00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:49,490
[PUCKS CLATTERING]
600
00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:58,219
So how's it going?
601
00:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,359
Oh, not too bad.
602
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,350
Having fun?
603
00:21:00,351 --> 00:21:01,519
Yes, so far.
604
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,180
Uh-huh.
605
00:21:02,181 --> 00:21:04,279
Yeah, convincing.
606
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,349
Well, I tried.
607
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:07,939
So where are you from?
608
00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:09,169
Around Denver.
609
00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:09,710
Oh nice.
610
00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:10,210
Yeah.
611
00:21:10,211 --> 00:21:11,854
I came out here just
over a year ago.
612
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:12,979
Were you skating out there?
613
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:13,670
Yes.
614
00:21:13,671 --> 00:21:14,929
Yeah, a couple times a week.
615
00:21:14,930 --> 00:21:18,049
Why weren't you skating
as soon as you got here?
616
00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:18,710
Partly work.
617
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:19,999
Partly personal stuff.
618
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,519
Honestly though, just
finding a whole new team
619
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,169
and meeting new
people, it's just
620
00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:25,909
a little overwhelming for me.
621
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:26,450
Yeah.
622
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:30,949
I mean, making friends as
a grown ass adult is weird.
623
00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:32,149
Yes, exactly.
624
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:34,579
I feel like I don't know how
to act in social situations
625
00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:35,088
anymore.
626
00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:35,630
I don't know.
627
00:21:35,631 --> 00:21:38,209
I just get all up in my
head about it, I guess.
628
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:40,699
Well, I mean, these
guys are really nice.
629
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,649
Just don't let
Kevin give you shit.
630
00:21:42,650 --> 00:21:43,470
I'll do my best.
631
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:43,970
Awesome.
632
00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:46,609
Well, that's my expert advice.
633
00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:47,360
[LAUGHS]
634
00:21:47,361 --> 00:21:48,609
All right, but you'll be fine.
635
00:21:48,610 --> 00:21:50,239
Just have fun.
636
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,080
Thank you.
637
00:21:51,081 --> 00:21:53,999
What's up, bud?
638
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,829
Oh God.
639
00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:57,899
I'm definitely down for
some Wild Wings bro.
640
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,681
Buddy, I'm always up the wing.
641
00:21:59,682 --> 00:22:00,390
Just let me know.
642
00:22:00,391 --> 00:22:02,099
We can get some
pictures or something.
643
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:02,700
Fucking do it.
644
00:22:02,701 --> 00:22:03,959
Watch some football, bud.
645
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,279
Abso-fucking-lutely.
646
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,929
All right, brother.
647
00:22:06,930 --> 00:22:09,159
What?
648
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,579
You're going to love that guy.
649
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,249
Who is that?
650
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:13,779
Chet Ennis.
651
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:15,609
Dude is such a chode.
652
00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:17,229
Must be what that C stands for.
653
00:22:17,230 --> 00:22:18,622
[LAUGHS]
654
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,399
You're just jealous
people think I'm cool.
655
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:22,970
Yeah?
656
00:22:22,971 --> 00:22:24,559
Is that it?
657
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:28,069
You mean like your two fucking
brunch buddies over there?
658
00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:29,405
We went to brunch one time.
659
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,673
They're not that bad.
660
00:22:36,674 --> 00:22:38,490
[LAUGHTER]
661
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,100
Yeah.
662
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,359
Dude, this fucking sucks.
663
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,320
Let's just get this
shit over with, dude.
664
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,240
[GRUNTS]
665
00:23:11,070 --> 00:23:13,349
Dude, I'm practicing
my freaking heater.
666
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,820
Get the fuck out
of the way, K-dog.
667
00:23:17,705 --> 00:23:18,705
Jesus.
668
00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:24,029
Dude, I said no slapshots.
669
00:23:24,030 --> 00:23:25,809
What the fuck?
670
00:23:25,810 --> 00:23:29,037
Don't bully me in
front of the new guy.
671
00:23:29,038 --> 00:23:30,406
[GRUNTS]
672
00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:35,229
Where is it?
673
00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:36,819
Where is it?
674
00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:41,010
If you're looking for the pizza
Lunchables, I forgot them.
675
00:23:41,011 --> 00:23:43,239
I'm not looking for
the pizza Lunchables.
676
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,669
I'm looking for the
air horn that I know
677
00:23:45,670 --> 00:23:48,099
I packed right before we left.
678
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:50,049
It is safe.
679
00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:52,239
Can we leave it at that, please?
680
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,140
Yep.
681
00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:54,249
That's fine.
682
00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:55,060
Don't pout.
683
00:23:55,061 --> 00:23:56,169
I'm not pouting.
684
00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:57,819
You're pouting.
685
00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:58,390
Fry.
686
00:23:58,390 --> 00:23:59,080
What?
687
00:23:59,080 --> 00:23:59,660
Look at me.
688
00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:00,160
No.
689
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:00,880
Look at me.
690
00:24:00,881 --> 00:24:02,019
Nope.
691
00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:03,020
Give me those eyes.
692
00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:09,319
Remember why we're here.
693
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,027
For Kevin.
694
00:24:11,028 --> 00:24:12,028
Because?
695
00:24:14,804 --> 00:24:16,809
Because Kevin's the
coolest guy that we've ever
696
00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:18,184
met in our whole
life and we just
697
00:24:18,185 --> 00:24:19,987
want to be best friends
with him forever.
698
00:24:19,988 --> 00:24:20,530
That's right.
699
00:24:20,531 --> 00:24:24,099
And when he realizes that
we're his best friends, what
700
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,100
happens next?
701
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,089
Well, then we go
brunch crazy, brother.
702
00:24:29,090 --> 00:24:29,590
Yes.
703
00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:30,590
I'm talking shrimp.
704
00:24:30,590 --> 00:24:31,090
Yeah.
705
00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:31,510
Grits.
706
00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:31,840
Yeah.
707
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:32,440
My-mosas.
708
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:32,940
Yep.
709
00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:33,570
Benedicts.
710
00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:34,210
Uh-huh.
711
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:36,039
Maybe even those
little crepey things.
712
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,049
Crepes.
713
00:24:38,050 --> 00:24:39,099
They're crepeys.
714
00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:41,109
Crepeys, yeah.
715
00:24:41,110 --> 00:24:43,684
Cheered me up.
716
00:24:43,685 --> 00:24:44,560
[INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC]
717
00:24:44,561 --> 00:24:46,461
All right, boys.
718
00:24:46,462 --> 00:24:47,544
Can you stop that, please?
719
00:24:47,545 --> 00:24:48,250
[MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]
720
00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:48,850
Seriously?
721
00:24:48,850 --> 00:24:49,750
It's distracting.
722
00:24:49,751 --> 00:24:51,489
Trying to give a
pre-game speech.
723
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,659
Oh.
724
00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:53,160
Anyway,
725
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,035
[INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC]
726
00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:55,639
this is going to be a tough one.
727
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,869
I want your fucking heads in it.
728
00:24:57,870 --> 00:24:59,191
They start fast.
729
00:24:59,192 --> 00:25:00,899
We're going to have
to weather the storm,
730
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,384
and it will be all right.
731
00:25:02,385 --> 00:25:03,302
[MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]
732
00:25:03,303 --> 00:25:04,549
[CHUCKLES]
733
00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:08,449
Dude, you sound like
some weird stepdad.
734
00:25:08,450 --> 00:25:09,799
Thanks, dad.
735
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,310
Cool.
736
00:25:10,311 --> 00:25:12,049
Fuck me, right?
737
00:25:12,050 --> 00:25:14,089
Just fucking trying to plan.
738
00:25:14,090 --> 00:25:14,720
All right.
739
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:17,029
Riley, Proton, you guys
are on D. Spell you
740
00:25:17,030 --> 00:25:18,279
when I get the chance.
741
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,549
Rest of us up front.
742
00:25:20,550 --> 00:25:21,260
Let's go, boys.
743
00:25:21,261 --> 00:25:24,359
Let's start on time.
744
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,239
Yeah.
745
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,971
Love the enthusiasm.
746
00:25:28,972 --> 00:25:30,424
[FARTS]
747
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,339
Jesus Christ.
748
00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:39,089
We're all waiting for
you at the dot, man.
749
00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:40,649
Let's go.
750
00:25:40,650 --> 00:25:42,029
Warm ups are over?
751
00:25:42,030 --> 00:25:43,759
Yeah.
752
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,260
All right.
753
00:25:44,261 --> 00:25:46,539
Just give me a minute and
I'll be right out there.
754
00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:47,540
OK.
755
00:25:50,061 --> 00:25:51,061
Fuck.
756
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,519
Sup Chet?
757
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,450
Hey man.
758
00:25:56,451 --> 00:25:59,089
See y'all got a
short bench tonight.
759
00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:00,709
Who's the new guy?
760
00:26:00,710 --> 00:26:02,569
Just some guy who hasn't
played in a while.
761
00:26:02,570 --> 00:26:05,149
I'd ask you to take it
easy on us, but you know.
762
00:26:05,150 --> 00:26:08,209
Oh, come on, we won't mercy
you unless you want us to.
763
00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:11,059
We know you old guys need to get
home early and get your sleep.
764
00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:12,109
OK.
765
00:26:12,110 --> 00:26:12,620
Fuck.
766
00:26:12,621 --> 00:26:13,849
And Casey's here?
767
00:26:13,850 --> 00:26:16,726
What, you guys weren't
blowing out people enough?
768
00:26:16,727 --> 00:26:18,559
Saw he came back to
town, had to pick him up
769
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,781
before anyone else could.
770
00:26:19,782 --> 00:26:21,114
Yeah, well that's fucking great.
771
00:26:21,115 --> 00:26:24,649
He wouldn't help out your
old ass team anyways, guy.
772
00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:26,449
Yo, what's up, Casey.
773
00:26:26,450 --> 00:26:27,529
No shit.
774
00:26:27,530 --> 00:26:28,759
What's up, man?
775
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,570
Nothing much.
776
00:26:29,571 --> 00:26:33,219
What are you doing hanging
out with this fucking jabroni?
777
00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:35,596
Yo, so you're on my strong side.
778
00:26:35,597 --> 00:26:37,179
I'm going to win it
right back to you.
779
00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:38,762
If you could flip
it up off the boards
780
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:41,409
without icing it and keeping
it away from that guy,
781
00:26:41,410 --> 00:26:42,789
it'd be great.
782
00:26:42,790 --> 00:26:43,510
I'll do my best.
783
00:26:43,510 --> 00:26:44,010
All right.
784
00:26:44,011 --> 00:26:46,599
Let's do it, dude.
785
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,600
Fuck.
786
00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:59,109
Out of the way, ya
pair of arseholes.
787
00:26:59,110 --> 00:27:00,070
All right, guys.
788
00:27:00,071 --> 00:27:02,444
Let's get this
stinker over with.
789
00:27:02,445 --> 00:27:03,819
Fucking pecker
heads, we're going
790
00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:05,402
to keep this clean
tonight, all right?
791
00:27:05,403 --> 00:27:06,519
You hear me?
792
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:10,629
Goalie, goalie.
793
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:11,949
Nice try, bud.
794
00:27:11,950 --> 00:27:13,809
Get there, Kevin,
get there, Kev.
795
00:27:13,810 --> 00:27:14,889
Casey, Casey.
796
00:27:14,890 --> 00:27:16,179
Get it back.
797
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:17,829
Oh, he's going wide.
798
00:27:17,830 --> 00:27:18,939
Oh, God damn it.
799
00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:21,410
Somebody cover D. Cover D, guys.
800
00:27:21,411 --> 00:27:22,393
Fuck.
801
00:27:22,394 --> 00:27:23,767
[CHEERING]
802
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:24,560
All right, that's...
803
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,430
Good start, good start.
804
00:27:25,431 --> 00:27:27,829
Not how we wanted to start,
boys, but we'll get it back.
805
00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:29,629
Don't worry.
806
00:27:29,630 --> 00:27:32,299
Hey babe, you picked
a terrible time
807
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:33,739
to start playing hockey again.
808
00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:34,580
Dude.
809
00:27:34,581 --> 00:27:36,139
Don't worry about it, man.
810
00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:37,847
These guys only play
here because they're
811
00:27:37,848 --> 00:27:38,941
too stupid for college.
812
00:27:38,942 --> 00:27:39,650
There it is, man.
813
00:27:39,650 --> 00:27:40,308
Come on.
814
00:27:40,308 --> 00:27:40,850
Shake it off.
815
00:27:40,851 --> 00:27:42,877
We got it.
816
00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:43,790
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
817
00:27:43,791 --> 00:27:46,040
Hey, maybe we shouldn't
make big plans this time.
818
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,269
Fuck.
819
00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:54,789
Hey sports fans, you got a
white jersey I could borrow?
820
00:27:54,790 --> 00:27:57,399
John's saying it's got to match
or they'll have to forfeit.
821
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,809
I'm sorry, what was that, Sondy?
822
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:01,029
I said, do you have a white
jersey I could borrow?
823
00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:02,619
Oh, I wish.
824
00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:05,409
We'd been asking Kevin for
fan jerseys for forever,
825
00:28:05,410 --> 00:28:07,989
but they don't have any.
826
00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:08,690
Shoot.
827
00:28:08,691 --> 00:28:09,789
All right, well thank you.
828
00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:11,529
Of course.
829
00:28:11,530 --> 00:28:14,049
Oh wait, there's a
lost and found hamper
830
00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:15,249
by the skate rental booth.
831
00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:16,125
You should try there.
832
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:17,050
You might get lucky.
833
00:28:17,051 --> 00:28:18,459
That's where I
found this jacket.
834
00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:19,699
I forgot about that.
835
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:20,650
Thank you, brother.
836
00:28:20,650 --> 00:28:21,310
Of course.
837
00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:22,270
All right, pie guys.
838
00:28:22,271 --> 00:28:25,189
Hey, y'all still down to go
to Spartanburg on Thursday?
839
00:28:25,190 --> 00:28:27,889
Oh, heck yeah, we want
to go with you, man.
840
00:28:27,890 --> 00:28:29,859
Because word on the
street is first 100 people
841
00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:33,769
get a $25 gift card and a
signed photo from Edwin McCain.
842
00:28:33,770 --> 00:28:34,270
So.
843
00:28:34,271 --> 00:28:36,969
Do you think he's going to play
that one song, the (SINGING)
844
00:28:36,970 --> 00:28:39,129
and I'll be.
845
00:28:39,130 --> 00:28:41,469
If he doesn't, we
will, all right?
846
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:42,370
Heck yeah.
847
00:28:42,371 --> 00:28:44,544
I will set the building
on fire if he doesn't.
848
00:28:44,545 --> 00:28:45,711
You got my word.
849
00:28:45,712 --> 00:28:47,169
All right, guys,
have a great game.
850
00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:50,181
Bye, Sondy.
851
00:28:50,182 --> 00:28:53,079
Shit, shit, shit.
852
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,269
Aw, get there, get
there, get there.
853
00:28:55,270 --> 00:28:56,270
Fuck yeah.
854
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,880
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
855
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,159
I mean, I don't know what
the fuck we do either.
856
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:04,600
All right, boys.
857
00:29:04,601 --> 00:29:06,641
All right, I know we're
down a couple early here,
858
00:29:06,642 --> 00:29:07,839
but let's pot 'em back.
859
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,520
What the fuck?
860
00:29:08,521 --> 00:29:09,769
It's going to be a long night.
861
00:29:09,770 --> 00:29:12,874
You got this, guys.
862
00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:14,312
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
863
00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:16,230
Not me.
864
00:29:16,231 --> 00:29:17,279
Not me, please.
865
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,599
Oh Jesus.
866
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,619
Oh fuck.
867
00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:21,179
Oh fuck.
868
00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:22,560
Step up, step up.
869
00:29:28,930 --> 00:29:29,620
Yo, yo, yo.
870
00:29:29,621 --> 00:29:31,899
Boys, play responsible out here.
871
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,460
Let's take this seriously.
872
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,119
Hey man.
873
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,159
You have great teeth.
874
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,150
Thanks.
875
00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:46,919
Here, check out my mouthpiece.
876
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,084
Maybe you need one.
877
00:29:48,085 --> 00:29:49,209
Keep it in your mouth, bud.
878
00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:50,339
Oh, well, all right.
879
00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:53,399
Well, you have a
dentist in town yet?
880
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,169
I think I'm all right, man.
881
00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:58,439
Well, if you don't,
man, 25% off.
882
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,209
I got this super
convenient online portal
883
00:30:00,210 --> 00:30:01,020
you can check out.
884
00:30:01,021 --> 00:30:04,199
Call me anytime, 24/7.
885
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,299
Yeah, I'll make sure I
give you a call, man.
886
00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:08,849
You're the kind
of patient I want.
887
00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:12,719
Great, great moves out
there, and man, that flow.
888
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,319
How do you think that hair
would look on a dentist?
889
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,549
Cover point, cover point.
890
00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:19,379
Kevin, get your guy.
891
00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:20,729
Shit, shit, shit.
892
00:30:20,730 --> 00:30:22,559
Left side, left side.
893
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,191
Get it out, guys.
894
00:30:24,192 --> 00:30:25,949
Left point.
895
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:29,509
Someone cover back.
896
00:30:29,510 --> 00:30:32,246
Back of the net.
897
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,247
In front of the net.
898
00:30:35,965 --> 00:30:37,664
Left side, left side.
899
00:30:37,665 --> 00:30:38,165
Front.
900
00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:40,999
Watch the front.
901
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,500
Yeah.
902
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:42,250
Got a floater.
903
00:30:42,251 --> 00:30:43,279
Watch him, watch him.
904
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,489
Apple, what are you doing?
905
00:30:45,490 --> 00:30:47,489
Tie him up.
906
00:30:47,490 --> 00:30:49,439
Nick, Nick, huge save, buddy.
907
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,699
Good one.
908
00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,505
Loose, loose, loose.
909
00:30:52,506 --> 00:30:53,955
Help him out.
910
00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:58,072
Shot.
911
00:30:58,073 --> 00:30:59,517
Nicky Noodle with the save!
912
00:30:59,518 --> 00:31:00,964
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
913
00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:08,599
Dude, this one time in pee-wees,
I was grounded for some reason.
914
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,859
I don't remember why.
915
00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:12,529
[LAUGHS] Probably
something stupid.
916
00:31:12,530 --> 00:31:14,609
You can ask my dad later.
917
00:31:14,610 --> 00:31:17,509
But he said if I
scored a hat trick,
918
00:31:17,510 --> 00:31:20,749
I would totally be ungrounded.
919
00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:23,709
You know what happened?
920
00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:27,099
I totally went back
to back to back...
921
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,059
Natty hattie.
922
00:31:29,060 --> 00:31:30,920
And I was ungrounded
the next day.
923
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,949
Cool.
924
00:31:35,950 --> 00:31:38,949
Sorry, is there a reason
you're telling me this?
925
00:31:38,950 --> 00:31:40,599
I thought it might pump you up.
926
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,949
Give you some motivation.
927
00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:44,589
Kevin, get on the fucking ice.
928
00:31:44,590 --> 00:31:45,664
Come on, let's go.
929
00:31:45,665 --> 00:31:46,540
I'm going, I'm going.
930
00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:49,179
Fucking shit, dude.
931
00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:50,229
You can do it too, man.
932
00:31:50,230 --> 00:31:51,230
Go ask my dad.
933
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,525
Let me guess.
934
00:31:56,526 --> 00:31:58,139
He told you the hat trick story.
935
00:31:58,140 --> 00:31:59,399
Yeah.
936
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,989
Is he for real?
937
00:32:00,990 --> 00:32:02,719
Dude, he thinks so.
938
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,469
See, I don't think
he's scored three goals
939
00:32:04,470 --> 00:32:07,364
in his whole fucking
life, honestly.
940
00:32:07,365 --> 00:32:09,265
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
941
00:32:12,115 --> 00:32:14,015
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
942
00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:22,293
Come on, boys.
943
00:32:22,294 --> 00:32:24,753
Tyler, come on.
944
00:32:24,754 --> 00:32:27,229
Walk it out.
945
00:32:27,230 --> 00:32:29,179
Pass it up, pass it up.
946
00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:30,180
Come on, guys.
947
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,739
Don't play fucking
tennis with the puck.
948
00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:35,240
Oh!
949
00:32:35,241 --> 00:32:39,619
Good shit, man Riley, let's go.
950
00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:44,129
[INAUDIBLE]
951
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,939
Get it the fuck out of here.
952
00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:49,039
Clear out the trash, guys.
953
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:52,609
Somebody ice the fucking puck.
954
00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:55,179
Great shot.
955
00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:56,359
That was dirty, brother.
956
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,719
Nice fucking save, Nick.
957
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,129
Sorry I don't back check, man.
958
00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:01,859
I'm tired.
959
00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:04,009
Fuck.
960
00:33:04,010 --> 00:33:08,029
I hate to leave the new guy
hanging, but I'm exhausted.
961
00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:09,754
I fucking hate
playing these guys.
962
00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,629
I'm just so sick of them
throwing the fucking
963
00:33:11,630 --> 00:33:13,369
body around like they're
about to get a call up.
964
00:33:13,370 --> 00:33:14,120
Yeah.
965
00:33:14,121 --> 00:33:17,149
I don't think they understand
the recreational part of this.
966
00:33:17,150 --> 00:33:17,900
No.
967
00:33:17,901 --> 00:33:20,209
And they pull this trash
all game and the refs
968
00:33:20,210 --> 00:33:22,909
wonder why it boils over in
the third every single time.
969
00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:24,179
Every time.
970
00:33:24,180 --> 00:33:25,699
But don't get kicked out.
971
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,189
Two on the bench is bad enough.
972
00:33:27,190 --> 00:33:27,710
I'll try.
973
00:33:27,711 --> 00:33:30,329
Three hat tricks in one night,
you'll be in the papers.
974
00:33:30,330 --> 00:33:31,999
Oh God.
975
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,139
Hey boys.
976
00:33:33,140 --> 00:33:34,519
I found the white jersey.
977
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,889
Probably want me on the
ice immediately, huh?
978
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,439
Hey Sondy, I don't
think you can, man.
979
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,059
The game's already started.
980
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:43,369
I mean, it's a
sick jersey though.
981
00:33:43,370 --> 00:33:43,940
Thank you.
982
00:33:43,941 --> 00:33:46,009
I stole it out of
some dumb kid's bag.
983
00:33:46,010 --> 00:33:48,349
Are you sure we
can't just ask Erin?
984
00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:50,449
We can.
985
00:33:50,450 --> 00:33:51,230
OK.
986
00:33:51,231 --> 00:33:52,429
Hey Erin.
987
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,229
Hey Erin.
988
00:33:54,230 --> 00:33:55,369
Erin.
989
00:33:55,370 --> 00:34:00,049
Hey, Sondy wants to hop on
for us, but he can't, right?
990
00:34:00,050 --> 00:34:02,179
The game started.
991
00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:03,619
Yeah.
992
00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:06,199
The score sheet's locked in.
993
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,869
I can't add to it
once the game starts.
994
00:34:08,870 --> 00:34:09,650
Are you sure?
995
00:34:09,651 --> 00:34:11,718
I mean I saw somebody
from the Flying Soldiers
996
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,488
did it last game.
997
00:34:13,489 --> 00:34:15,888
Yeah, I know, but
if I do something,
998
00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:17,749
then the other team's
going to just, like,
999
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:20,779
possibly dispute the outcome
because of an illegal player.
1000
00:34:20,780 --> 00:34:22,699
I guess it's just
their policy, Sondy.
1001
00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:24,559
You know we'd love
to have you, man.
1002
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,466
That really is a
bummer for you, not me.
1003
00:34:26,467 --> 00:34:28,549
Because I'm going to go
eat an egg salad sandwich.
1004
00:34:28,550 --> 00:34:29,754
But good luck without me.
1005
00:34:29,755 --> 00:34:30,380
You'll need it.
1006
00:34:30,381 --> 00:34:32,149
I love you guys.
1007
00:34:32,150 --> 00:34:32,690
Oh my God.
1008
00:34:32,690 --> 00:34:33,380
Close one.
1009
00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:34,010
Jesus.
1010
00:34:34,010 --> 00:34:35,010
What a mutant.
1011
00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:38,600
Jeez.
1012
00:34:38,601 --> 00:34:41,329
Another fucking hole?
1013
00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:43,309
Mark, Mark, yo Mark, come here.
1014
00:34:43,310 --> 00:34:44,988
Oh Jesus, Murphy.
1015
00:34:44,989 --> 00:34:47,149
Yeah?
1016
00:34:47,150 --> 00:34:48,169
Can we get that fixed?
1017
00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:50,169
I don't want to blow out another
fucking knee in this place.
1018
00:34:50,170 --> 00:34:51,040
Yeah.
1019
00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:52,119
You got a water bottle?
1020
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,317
Yeah.
1021
00:34:53,318 --> 00:34:53,860
There you go.
1022
00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:54,860
Take care of this.
1023
00:35:01,710 --> 00:35:03,719
Jesus, the fucking water
ball doesn't even work.
1024
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:05,099
Does anything work around here?
1025
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:05,808
John bought them.
1026
00:35:05,809 --> 00:35:07,509
Can you expect anything else?
1027
00:35:07,510 --> 00:35:10,109
Would be nice if someone could
cut the fucking ice around here
1028
00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:10,740
sometimes.
1029
00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:11,740
Jesus Christ.
1030
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,687
The fuck you say?
1031
00:35:15,688 --> 00:35:16,480
Have you seen this?
1032
00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:17,636
It's a fucking joke.
1033
00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:19,719
Bud, they pay me to put a
layer down, not redo it.
1034
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,489
Don't put the shit on me.
1035
00:35:21,490 --> 00:35:22,584
He's got the point.
1036
00:35:22,585 --> 00:35:23,619
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
1037
00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:24,969
Guys, get the puck out.
1038
00:35:24,970 --> 00:35:26,559
Come on.
1039
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,160
I got high.
1040
00:35:27,161 --> 00:35:28,309
I got high.
1041
00:35:28,310 --> 00:35:29,669
[GRUNTS]
1042
00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:32,499
Come on, Noel, you're
better than him.
1043
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:35,799
Come on, Noel, put it by him.
1044
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,079
[GRUNTS]
1045
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,949
Oh, that's BS.
1046
00:35:38,950 --> 00:35:40,524
5 White trip!
1047
00:35:40,525 --> 00:35:41,649
Suck my dick from the back.
1048
00:35:41,650 --> 00:35:42,317
Fuck you, buddy.
1049
00:35:42,318 --> 00:35:43,359
I bet you'd like that.
1050
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,249
I fucking would.
1051
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:48,909
Kick his friggin' ass, Noel.
1052
00:35:48,910 --> 00:35:52,479
Mark, Mark, can I sub
in the P box for Noel?
1053
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,440
Would you piss off?
1054
00:35:53,441 --> 00:35:55,659
You know everybody has to
serve their own penalties.
1055
00:35:55,660 --> 00:35:57,069
But I'm tired.
1056
00:35:57,070 --> 00:35:58,869
Holy... fuck off you jackwagon.
1057
00:35:58,870 --> 00:36:01,859
Can we play fours at least?
1058
00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,359
Come on.
1059
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,038
Fuck you, buddy.
1060
00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:05,579
You couldn't pour
water out of a boot
1061
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,222
if the directions
were on the heel.
1062
00:36:07,223 --> 00:36:08,639
Everybody fucking
hates you, Chet.
1063
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:09,265
You're a loser.
1064
00:36:09,266 --> 00:36:10,599
It is what it is.
1065
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,059
Look who's losing right now.
1066
00:36:12,060 --> 00:36:13,619
Wait till I get out.
1067
00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:15,056
Let me see you do something.
1068
00:36:15,057 --> 00:36:16,057
What's up, cutie?
1069
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,609
I got five white with a trip.
1070
00:36:22,610 --> 00:36:23,610
Christ.
1071
00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:28,309
Sorry, boys.
1072
00:36:28,310 --> 00:36:30,457
It's all good, Noel.
1073
00:36:30,458 --> 00:36:31,886
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
1074
00:36:37,122 --> 00:36:40,109
You doing Bumble?
1075
00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:40,610
Yeah.
1076
00:36:40,611 --> 00:36:42,559
Any luck?
1077
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,679
Yeah, this lady Padgett just
matched me before we got here.
1078
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:49,999
She hasn't said anything
yet, but she is good looking.
1079
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,649
Should I tell her that?
1080
00:36:51,650 --> 00:36:52,610
What?
1081
00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,709
No, don't tell her that.
1082
00:36:54,710 --> 00:36:55,879
That's gross.
1083
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,809
You got to lie.
1084
00:36:57,810 --> 00:36:59,779
I don't know if I feel
comfortable doing...
1085
00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:01,219
That's just being fake, right?
1086
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,719
Yeah, it's being fake.
1087
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,819
You just got back
in the dating scene.
1088
00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:08,569
I mean, these apps, it's a
complete game changer, man.
1089
00:37:08,570 --> 00:37:10,249
I guess you're right.
1090
00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:12,199
Do you think I'm
ready for that though?
1091
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,399
You don't have to be ready.
1092
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,349
You got the expert
sitting right next to you.
1093
00:37:15,350 --> 00:37:16,519
Me.
1094
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,219
Well, I'm excited to go
to Shoney's next week.
1095
00:37:19,220 --> 00:37:20,844
I wish we didn't have
to go with Sondy.
1096
00:37:20,845 --> 00:37:21,345
What?
1097
00:37:21,345 --> 00:37:21,890
Why?
1098
00:37:21,891 --> 00:37:23,059
I think I was pretty clear.
1099
00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:24,299
He freaks me out.
1100
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:25,759
I don't want him
in our entourage.
1101
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,359
He's trying to
steal you from me.
1102
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,809
No one could steal
me from you, OK?
1103
00:37:29,810 --> 00:37:30,810
OK.
1104
00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:35,449
Come on, boys.
1105
00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:37,039
I'm in the clear.
1106
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,449
Come on, help him out.
1107
00:37:38,450 --> 00:37:39,919
Get it out.
1108
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:40,670
Clear it.
1109
00:37:40,670 --> 00:37:41,510
Oh shit.
1110
00:37:41,511 --> 00:37:43,229
Let's go, Nick.
1111
00:37:43,230 --> 00:37:43,730
Atta boy.
1112
00:37:43,730 --> 00:37:44,730
Atta boy.
1113
00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:47,970
Get the fuck out.
1114
00:37:47,970 --> 00:37:48,750
Cover, cover.
1115
00:37:48,751 --> 00:37:49,799
Nice save, nice save.
1116
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,569
Right side, right side.
1117
00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:52,362
Man up.
1118
00:37:52,363 --> 00:37:54,209
Man up.
1119
00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:57,249
Get the fuck off me.
1120
00:37:57,250 --> 00:38:01,289
You got five seconds.
1121
00:38:01,290 --> 00:38:01,830
Yo, Casey!
1122
00:38:01,830 --> 00:38:02,830
Casey!
1123
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,229
Got Noel coming out.
1124
00:38:07,230 --> 00:38:10,019
Yeah, Nick.
1125
00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:11,460
Holy fuck that sauce!
1126
00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:15,310
Woo!
1127
00:38:15,311 --> 00:38:16,329
Let's go, Noel.
1128
00:38:16,330 --> 00:38:18,069
Let's go, baby.
1129
00:38:18,070 --> 00:38:21,499
Fuck yeah, bud.
1130
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,000
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1131
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Woo.
1132
00:38:34,001 --> 00:38:35,619
Yeah, let's go.
1133
00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:36,491
Yeah.
1134
00:38:36,491 --> 00:38:37,491
Woo.
1135
00:38:40,615 --> 00:38:41,739
I think I was pretty clear.
1136
00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:44,199
He freaks me out.
1137
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,344
Have you seen him?
1138
00:38:46,345 --> 00:38:49,379
I don't want him
in our entourage.
1139
00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:51,229
Hey, Hubee, what's up?
1140
00:38:51,230 --> 00:38:52,369
What is up, Sondy?
1141
00:38:52,370 --> 00:38:53,010
How are you?
1142
00:38:53,010 --> 00:38:53,900
What's up, Sondy.
1143
00:38:53,901 --> 00:38:55,879
We saw you walking
around the boards.
1144
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,029
That jersey was too small?
1145
00:38:58,030 --> 00:38:59,819
No.
1146
00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:01,529
It looked pretty small.
1147
00:39:01,530 --> 00:39:04,559
The hell would you know about
anything at all about hockey?
1148
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,129
I am a hat trick man.
1149
00:39:06,130 --> 00:39:06,630
OK?
1150
00:39:06,631 --> 00:39:07,859
That's why I wear
the tight Jersey.
1151
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:08,730
It makes me fast.
1152
00:39:08,731 --> 00:39:10,529
Laws of speed.
1153
00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:11,819
That is true, Fry.
1154
00:39:11,820 --> 00:39:13,749
You don't play hockey.
1155
00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:14,250
But...
1156
00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:15,959
Like what did happen?
1157
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,299
Some red tape bullshit, dude.
1158
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:19,799
They were saying something about
me being an illegal player.
1159
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,239
I think they hate the flag.
1160
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,259
That's typical, man.
1161
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:22,900
I'm sorry.
1162
00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:23,400
I know.
1163
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,332
Socialist nonsense.
1164
00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:26,039
They could have really
used me today too.
1165
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:26,730
They could have.
1166
00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:28,739
We saw you got a hat
trick earlier today.
1167
00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:30,029
Hatty daddy over here.
1168
00:39:30,030 --> 00:39:30,780
You saw that?
1169
00:39:30,780 --> 00:39:31,650
Sure did.
1170
00:39:31,651 --> 00:39:33,959
Yeah, we stay on the
website, so we saw it.
1171
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,849
So you saw how sweet I am?
1172
00:39:37,850 --> 00:39:39,799
Yeah, pretty sweet.
1173
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,389
Well, so, what do
you got going on
1174
00:39:41,390 --> 00:39:42,380
in the rest of the night, man?
1175
00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:43,587
You just getting out of here?
1176
00:39:43,588 --> 00:39:44,779
No, I got to run to my car.
1177
00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:47,659
I got an egg salad sandwich
in there that I need to eat
1178
00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:48,575
or, you know.
1179
00:39:48,576 --> 00:39:50,449
That does sound
good, but you know
1180
00:39:50,450 --> 00:39:52,519
you're more than welcome to join
us for the rest of the game.
1181
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,079
I even think we're going
to Waffle House with Kevin
1182
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:54,950
afterwards.
1183
00:39:54,951 --> 00:39:56,869
I know it's no Shoney's, but.
1184
00:39:56,870 --> 00:39:59,989
Wait, you want to go
somewhere else with me
1185
00:39:59,990 --> 00:40:02,749
that's not here together?
1186
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:03,859
Yeah, of course, man.
1187
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:05,239
That's awesome.
1188
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,009
Dude, I got a fruit
punch in my car.
1189
00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:08,059
I will be right back.
1190
00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:08,780
Hey, fruit punch.
1191
00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:09,410
We love fruit punch.
1192
00:40:09,410 --> 00:40:10,285
Do you have any more?
1193
00:40:10,286 --> 00:40:13,729
I don't have any more.
1194
00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:14,899
I'll see you guys there.
1195
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:16,459
All right, Sondy.
1196
00:40:16,460 --> 00:40:18,739
You know where to find us, man.
1197
00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:19,949
What are you doing?
1198
00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:20,450
What?
1199
00:40:20,451 --> 00:40:21,619
I invited him to the game.
1200
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:22,739
Why would you invite him?
1201
00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:23,989
You said we need more friends.
1202
00:40:23,990 --> 00:40:24,978
Me, you, Kevin.
1203
00:40:24,979 --> 00:40:26,269
That's all the friends we need.
1204
00:40:26,270 --> 00:40:29,749
You're going to have us go to
a second location with Sondy?
1205
00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:30,560
That Sondy?
1206
00:40:30,561 --> 00:40:32,119
It's the Waffle House.
1207
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,499
You love Waffle House.
1208
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,699
We're going to end
up in his trunk.
1209
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:36,200
What?
1210
00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:38,419
No, we can ride
in the back seat.
1211
00:40:38,420 --> 00:40:41,079
I have work tomorrow.
1212
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,499
I'll write you a doctor's note.
1213
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:45,309
Would that be legit?
1214
00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:47,379
Of course.
1215
00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:49,119
Solid period, boys.
1216
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,239
All right, guys.
1217
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,699
Nick was really bailing
our asses out though.
1218
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:55,979
This should be a
blowout right now.
1219
00:40:55,980 --> 00:40:58,859
We got to play smarter.
1220
00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:00,989
Thanks, dad.
1221
00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:02,879
Riley, I know it
was a rough start.
1222
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,189
I really appreciate
you not quitting on us.
1223
00:41:05,190 --> 00:41:07,029
Looks like you're
starting to settle in.
1224
00:41:07,030 --> 00:41:08,359
It doesn't feel like it.
1225
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,487
Nah, dude, fuck that.
1226
00:41:09,488 --> 00:41:11,279
It's just a tough time
to get started, bud.
1227
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,210
You're fine.
1228
00:41:12,210 --> 00:41:13,210
You're good.
1229
00:41:16,610 --> 00:41:19,391
Love you, Nick.
1230
00:41:19,392 --> 00:41:21,882
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
1231
00:41:43,794 --> 00:41:46,082
Fuck you, buddy.
1232
00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:47,249
Get your nuts off my goalie.
1233
00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:48,874
What the fuck are
you guys going to do?
1234
00:41:48,875 --> 00:41:51,425
Show some freaking class.
1235
00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:53,358
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
1236
00:41:58,190 --> 00:41:59,749
Hey Erin, it's pulled up.
1237
00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:02,389
Would you mind just plugging
it in and hitting play?
1238
00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:03,390
Thank you so much.
1239
00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:08,729
Yeah, what is this?
1240
00:42:08,730 --> 00:42:10,259
Something cool.
1241
00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:10,920
Is it?
1242
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,420
All right.
1243
00:42:11,421 --> 00:42:13,619
I'm going to sell
some mouthpieces.
1244
00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:14,715
OK.
1245
00:42:14,716 --> 00:42:16,700
[ROCK MUSIC]
1246
00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:24,879
(SINGING) Attention, Young
Genos, players, and fans
1247
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,419
If you have dental needs then
I'll put you in good hands
1248
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:31,689
You're not in the show,
but your teeth deserve fame
1249
00:42:31,690 --> 00:42:34,899
You can get a special discount
if you write down this name
1250
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:37,029
I'm Dr. John Calamino
1251
00:42:37,030 --> 00:42:39,289
DDS degree from Reno
1252
00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:43,149
And I got a special
discount for the Young Genos
1253
00:42:43,150 --> 00:42:44,050
Fitting is free
1254
00:42:44,051 --> 00:42:45,669
Mouthpiece will cost
an additional fee
1255
00:42:45,670 --> 00:42:46,899
Keep keeping your
grill looking fresh
1256
00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:47,350
Get a filling
1257
00:42:47,351 --> 00:42:49,516
Don't stress on the bill
'cause the cleaning's on me
1258
00:42:49,517 --> 00:42:50,679
It's tooth hurty
1259
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,689
Our dentist chairs
are never dirty
1260
00:42:52,690 --> 00:42:54,819
So skate on over in a hurry
1261
00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:56,649
Get your whites pearly
1262
00:42:56,650 --> 00:42:59,079
Uh, we might be
rivals on the ice
1263
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:03,069
But who wouldn't want a
smile that's twice as nice
1264
00:43:03,070 --> 00:43:04,781
Located at 230
Ashley Phosphate road
1265
00:43:04,782 --> 00:43:06,489
next to Bojangles and
Frankie's Fun Park.
1266
00:43:06,490 --> 00:43:08,139
Free fitting subject to
your insurance provider.
1267
00:43:08,140 --> 00:43:08,980
Mouthpiece not included.
1268
00:43:08,981 --> 00:43:10,749
This song is property
of Chiclets Magnet LLC
1269
00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:12,819
and unless on TikTok, any
unofficial use of this song
1270
00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:15,195
is strictly prohibited without
express permission of JCD.
1271
00:43:17,612 --> 00:43:18,944
Note to self... DM Biz Nasty again
1272
00:43:18,945 --> 00:43:19,670
Oh fuck.
1273
00:43:19,670 --> 00:43:20,470
Fuck.
1274
00:43:20,471 --> 00:43:21,719
Fuck, it's still going.
1275
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:22,759
Erin, turn it off.
1276
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,109
I don't know... I don't know
what you want me to do.
1277
00:43:24,110 --> 00:43:25,179
I can't get it to stop.
1278
00:43:25,180 --> 00:43:25,750
Move.
1279
00:43:25,751 --> 00:43:30,789
Copy league email addresses to
populate newsletter audience.
1280
00:43:30,790 --> 00:43:34,059
Refill binder with the
new glossy mailers.
1281
00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:35,649
Tattoo ideas.
1282
00:43:35,650 --> 00:43:37,089
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
1283
00:43:37,090 --> 00:43:38,109
I don't...
1284
00:43:38,110 --> 00:43:38,620
Thank you.
1285
00:43:38,621 --> 00:43:39,984
I don't know.
1286
00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:41,469
[LAUGHS]
1287
00:43:41,470 --> 00:43:42,250
Fucking asshole.
1288
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:42,880
What?
1289
00:43:42,881 --> 00:43:44,749
I was trying to move.
1290
00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:45,610
[LAUGHS]
1291
00:43:45,611 --> 00:43:48,699
That was more exhausting
than the game.
1292
00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:50,079
What?
1293
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,115
Oh my God.
1294
00:43:57,530 --> 00:43:58,530
Fuck yeah, dude.
1295
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,929
Oh God, I'm so sorry, Nick.
1296
00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:04,201
So sorry.
1297
00:44:04,202 --> 00:44:06,029
Oh.
1298
00:44:06,030 --> 00:44:07,529
Wait, wait, get it out.
1299
00:44:07,530 --> 00:44:08,957
Get it out.
1300
00:44:08,958 --> 00:44:10,393
Throw it up.
1301
00:44:10,394 --> 00:44:10,894
Throw it up!
1302
00:44:10,894 --> 00:44:11,808
Watch on top.
1303
00:44:11,808 --> 00:44:12,350
Watch on top!
1304
00:44:12,351 --> 00:44:13,948
[INAUDIBLE]
1305
00:44:13,949 --> 00:44:14,949
Come on, you guys.
1306
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Backdoor, backdoor.
1307
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,413
Get it out.
1308
00:44:23,414 --> 00:44:27,849
[INAUDIBLE]
1309
00:44:27,850 --> 00:44:29,279
Come on, Apple.
1310
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,025
Come on.
1311
00:44:31,026 --> 00:44:33,440
[INAUDIBLE]
1312
00:44:33,441 --> 00:44:35,372
Can't get by one on
this guy tonight.
1313
00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:36,373
Ridiculous.
1314
00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:40,486
So I'm sucking at D now.
1315
00:44:40,487 --> 00:44:42,069
Can you switch with
me for this shift?
1316
00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:42,850
Yeah, of course.
1317
00:44:42,851 --> 00:44:44,109
OK, I'm going to
win it back to you
1318
00:44:44,110 --> 00:44:46,192
and go left if you want
to push it off the boards.
1319
00:44:46,193 --> 00:44:48,467
Hell yeah, sounds great.
1320
00:44:48,468 --> 00:44:50,928
[ROCK MUSIC]
1321
00:45:05,196 --> 00:45:07,164
[CHEERING]
1322
00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:12,319
Let's go, boys.
1323
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,199
Let's go.
1324
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,389
Let's do this.
1325
00:45:15,390 --> 00:45:15,990
Uh.
1326
00:45:15,990 --> 00:45:16,490
Yeah.
1327
00:45:16,491 --> 00:45:18,199
Yes.
1328
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,200
Fucking A, boys.
1329
00:45:23,290 --> 00:45:23,950
Got one.
1330
00:45:23,951 --> 00:45:25,891
Good shift, buddy.
1331
00:45:25,892 --> 00:45:27,099
Looking good out there, boys.
1332
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:28,117
Legs are active.
1333
00:45:28,118 --> 00:45:29,409
The fuck are you talking about?
1334
00:45:29,410 --> 00:45:31,237
We should be blowing
these fuckers out.
1335
00:45:31,238 --> 00:45:32,529
It's fucking beer league, Chet.
1336
00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:33,370
Relax, bud.
1337
00:45:33,371 --> 00:45:35,439
Dude, what the fuck are
you talking about, bro?
1338
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,029
You should be
roasting these guys.
1339
00:45:37,030 --> 00:45:37,600
[LAUGHS]
1340
00:45:37,601 --> 00:45:40,269
Does that C on your Jersey
stand for Chet or Coach?
1341
00:45:40,270 --> 00:45:41,511
Stands for fucking captain.
1342
00:45:41,512 --> 00:45:42,220
I brought you in.
1343
00:45:42,221 --> 00:45:44,559
I gave you a jersey with your
last name, so let's see it.
1344
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,142
All right, show me
how to do it, Chet.
1345
00:45:46,143 --> 00:45:47,559
I fucking will.
1346
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,249
Hey, Shoobs, get the
fuck off the ice.
1347
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:53,399
Galley, quit with
the fancy shit.
1348
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,871
Give me the fucking puck.
1349
00:45:55,872 --> 00:45:57,807
[ROCK MUSIC]
1350
00:45:57,808 --> 00:46:05,808
[INAUDIBLE]
1351
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,389
There you go, Nick.
1352
00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:09,171
No way.
1353
00:46:09,172 --> 00:46:11,541
[INAUDIBLE]
1354
00:46:11,542 --> 00:46:16,169
Watch in front of the net, boys!
1355
00:46:16,170 --> 00:46:17,020
Pick 'em up.
1356
00:46:17,021 --> 00:46:18,949
Good shit, Nick.
1357
00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:20,359
Hey, fuck you.
1358
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,774
Fuck you going to do, huh?
1359
00:46:28,447 --> 00:46:29,405
Kick it out, you bitch.
1360
00:46:29,406 --> 00:46:32,647
What the hell, man?
1361
00:46:32,648 --> 00:46:33,360
Ow.
1362
00:46:33,361 --> 00:46:35,129
Fucking pussy.
1363
00:46:35,130 --> 00:46:37,559
Yo, what the fuck, dude?
1364
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,879
Justice.
1365
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,109
61 white, rough.
1366
00:46:41,110 --> 00:46:43,442
Eat a dick, Mark.
1367
00:46:43,443 --> 00:46:44,734
That's what friendship's about.
1368
00:46:44,735 --> 00:46:46,120
Get the fuck off me, I'm good.
1369
00:46:49,170 --> 00:46:51,749
Fucking refs and their
bullshit calls, man.
1370
00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:54,299
It's not even fucking
worth playing.
1371
00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:55,260
God.
1372
00:46:55,261 --> 00:46:56,879
You good?
1373
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,429
Johnny, these fucking
water bottles too?
1374
00:46:59,430 --> 00:47:00,509
God.
1375
00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:02,699
I just, I can't
stand fucking Chet.
1376
00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:03,660
Don't worry about it.
1377
00:47:03,661 --> 00:47:05,639
You're giving him
exactly what he wants.
1378
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:06,450
You're right.
1379
00:47:06,450 --> 00:47:07,140
You're right.
1380
00:47:07,141 --> 00:47:12,389
I mean, just try to calm
down for fucking two minutes.
1381
00:47:12,390 --> 00:47:15,569
Nope, nope, nope.
1382
00:47:15,570 --> 00:47:18,045
[ROCK MUSIC]
1383
00:47:59,220 --> 00:48:02,019
Oh, she messaged me.
1384
00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:03,599
Look, she actually messaged me.
1385
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,140
Oh yeah?
1386
00:48:04,141 --> 00:48:05,317
What did she say?
1387
00:48:05,318 --> 00:48:05,860
I don't know.
1388
00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:06,777
I haven't checked yet.
1389
00:48:06,778 --> 00:48:09,689
Let me see.
1390
00:48:09,690 --> 00:48:12,459
She said...
1391
00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:13,679
"hey."
1392
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,729
She said "hey"?
1393
00:48:15,730 --> 00:48:16,420
Just "hey"?
1394
00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:17,385
Yeah.
1395
00:48:17,385 --> 00:48:18,090
Ugh.
1396
00:48:18,091 --> 00:48:19,259
You don't want hey.
1397
00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:20,160
That's not good.
1398
00:48:20,161 --> 00:48:21,449
Well, but what do I say back?
1399
00:48:21,450 --> 00:48:23,729
Do I just tell her
how pretty she is?
1400
00:48:23,730 --> 00:48:24,480
No.
1401
00:48:24,481 --> 00:48:26,159
You don't.
1402
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,569
Have not learned anything?
1403
00:48:27,570 --> 00:48:28,769
You got to play it cool.
1404
00:48:28,770 --> 00:48:30,519
She's playing a mind game.
1405
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:35,279
And when she says hey, you
got to respond back with cool.
1406
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,199
Like what?
1407
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:41,389
Just say... just say "sup."
1408
00:48:41,390 --> 00:48:42,260
"Sup?"
1409
00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:42,980
Yeah.
1410
00:48:42,981 --> 00:48:45,669
Say "sup."
1411
00:48:45,670 --> 00:48:47,419
I'm just going to tell
her she's gorgeous.
1412
00:48:47,420 --> 00:48:48,499
No, no.
1413
00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:49,010
Do not.
1414
00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:49,430
Give me that.
1415
00:48:49,430 --> 00:48:49,930
Stop.
1416
00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:50,720
Give me.
1417
00:48:50,721 --> 00:48:52,019
Give me the phone.
1418
00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:53,029
I still have one hand.
1419
00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:53,960
Give me your phone.
1420
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:54,410
Give me your phone.
1421
00:48:54,410 --> 00:48:54,980
Sent.
1422
00:48:54,980 --> 00:48:55,970
I did it.
1423
00:48:55,971 --> 00:48:58,809
You blew it.
1424
00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:00,189
Do you really think I blew it?
1425
00:49:00,190 --> 00:49:01,150
Yes.
1426
00:49:01,151 --> 00:49:02,469
I think you blew it.
1427
00:49:02,470 --> 00:49:04,809
That was your one
shot and you blew it.
1428
00:49:04,810 --> 00:49:06,219
Just like that Eminem song.
1429
00:49:06,220 --> 00:49:08,269
Just like the Eminem song.
1430
00:49:08,270 --> 00:49:08,975
God.
1431
00:49:08,976 --> 00:49:11,229
Well wait, how do I fix it?
1432
00:49:11,230 --> 00:49:14,109
You've heard the song.
1433
00:49:14,110 --> 00:49:17,399
"You only get one shot."
1434
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,479
Farts.
1435
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:19,380
Atta way, boys.
1436
00:49:19,380 --> 00:49:20,380
Keep it up.
1437
00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:25,219
Yo.
1438
00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:26,659
Nice play on that goal, dude.
1439
00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:27,273
Thanks, man.
1440
00:49:27,274 --> 00:49:28,939
Yeah, glad we bounced
back a little bit.
1441
00:49:28,940 --> 00:49:32,749
For real, though, I fucking
hate playing these guys.
1442
00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:34,729
So are all you guys
from here originally?
1443
00:49:34,730 --> 00:49:38,029
Yeah, I mean, most of us grew
up playing here together.
1444
00:49:38,030 --> 00:49:39,679
Proton's just a
little bit older,
1445
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:40,949
but we've known him a while.
1446
00:49:40,950 --> 00:49:41,450
Yeah.
1447
00:49:41,451 --> 00:49:43,429
That's sort of how it was
on my old team back home.
1448
00:49:43,430 --> 00:49:44,599
Kind of took it for granted.
1449
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:45,558
Oh, where are you from?
1450
00:49:45,559 --> 00:49:46,633
Littleton.
1451
00:49:46,634 --> 00:49:48,619
Denver area.
1452
00:49:48,620 --> 00:49:49,639
Oh shit.
1453
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,049
Denver is tight.
1454
00:49:51,050 --> 00:49:53,179
Do you... wait, do you blaze?
1455
00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:54,319
Every day, man.
1456
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,449
It's been a struggle finding
some out here, though.
1457
00:49:56,450 --> 00:49:58,639
I bet it's like going back
in fucking time for you.
1458
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,979
Yeah, definitely takes me
back to my high school days.
1459
00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:02,509
It sucks not having a connect.
1460
00:50:02,510 --> 00:50:04,909
Well, brother, you got one now.
1461
00:50:04,910 --> 00:50:07,602
I'll give you my number when
we're back in the locker room.
1462
00:50:07,603 --> 00:50:08,270
Are you serious?
1463
00:50:08,271 --> 00:50:09,726
Yeah, dude.
1464
00:50:09,727 --> 00:50:14,696
(SINGING) Fan of your life
1465
00:50:14,697 --> 00:50:18,175
And I dropped out, burned up
1466
00:50:18,176 --> 00:50:25,630
Fought my way back from the dead
1467
00:50:25,631 --> 00:50:33,631
Tuned in, turned on, remembered
the thing that you said
1468
00:50:36,585 --> 00:50:37,263
[INAUDIBLE]
1469
00:50:37,263 --> 00:50:38,180
Oh my god it's a puck!
1470
00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:38,268
Go get the puck!
1471
00:50:38,269 --> 00:50:39,269
Get the puck!
1472
00:50:42,714 --> 00:50:48,213
(SINGING) I'll be
your crying shoulder
1473
00:50:48,214 --> 00:50:52,641
I'll be love's suicide
1474
00:50:52,642 --> 00:50:58,826
And I'll be better
when I'm older
1475
00:50:58,827 --> 00:51:06,827
I'll be the greatest
fan of your life
1476
00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:10,069
I can't believe it.
1477
00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:11,179
I cannot believe it.
1478
00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:12,829
We got an official game puck.
1479
00:51:12,830 --> 00:51:14,139
You did it.
1480
00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:15,140
Oh my God.
1481
00:51:15,141 --> 00:51:16,969
That was the new guy.
1482
00:51:16,970 --> 00:51:17,810
He deflected it.
1483
00:51:17,811 --> 00:51:20,389
Do you think he'd want
this, like, as a keepsake?
1484
00:51:20,390 --> 00:51:22,819
He might want it,
but I'm thinking
1485
00:51:22,820 --> 00:51:25,699
there's two guys that kind
of need it and deserve it,
1486
00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:26,360
you know?
1487
00:51:26,361 --> 00:51:29,179
I feel like we should hold on
to it for at least for now.
1488
00:51:29,180 --> 00:51:33,409
This would look so good on the
mantel above our fireplace.
1489
00:51:33,410 --> 00:51:35,179
That's what I'm saying.
1490
00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:38,389
Think of all the girls
that'll be coming over.
1491
00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:40,189
You mind if I...
1492
00:51:40,190 --> 00:51:41,210
Be careful with it.
1493
00:51:44,230 --> 00:51:45,519
Oh yeah.
1494
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,489
Oh, it's real all right.
1495
00:51:48,490 --> 00:51:51,459
100% vulcanized rubber.
1496
00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:54,129
It's level.
1497
00:51:54,130 --> 00:51:54,670
Oh...
1498
00:51:54,671 --> 00:51:55,849
[LAUGHS]
1499
00:51:55,850 --> 00:51:56,350
Let me.
1500
00:51:56,350 --> 00:51:56,500
Let me.
1501
00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:57,170
That is ripe.
1502
00:51:57,170 --> 00:51:57,670
Let me.
1503
00:51:57,670 --> 00:51:58,600
Come on, come on.
1504
00:51:58,601 --> 00:52:00,379
Get in there.
1505
00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:02,009
Yeah.
1506
00:52:02,010 --> 00:52:03,789
Ribbed for my pleasure.
1507
00:52:03,790 --> 00:52:05,189
Hey, numbnuts.
1508
00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:06,190
Little help?
1509
00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:10,009
Did he see us?
1510
00:52:10,010 --> 00:52:11,899
Just be quiet.
1511
00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:13,609
Holy fuck.
1512
00:52:13,610 --> 00:52:16,767
These two are as fucked
up as a soup sandwich.
1513
00:52:16,768 --> 00:52:17,939
Me?
1514
00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:18,440
Me?
1515
00:52:18,441 --> 00:52:20,989
Guys, this isn't a
fucking Stingray game.
1516
00:52:20,990 --> 00:52:24,229
I need the puck back.
1517
00:52:24,230 --> 00:52:25,759
It's OK.
1518
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,859
We'll find another one.
1519
00:52:27,860 --> 00:52:29,779
One more smell.
1520
00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:32,029
There you go.
1521
00:52:32,030 --> 00:52:34,389
Holy fuck.
1522
00:52:34,390 --> 00:52:35,570
These fucking twats.
1523
00:52:39,310 --> 00:52:40,310
Here you go.
1524
00:52:42,970 --> 00:52:44,445
Fuck.
1525
00:52:44,446 --> 00:52:45,350
It's slippery.
1526
00:52:45,350 --> 00:52:45,850
It's OK.
1527
00:52:45,851 --> 00:52:48,679
We'll get another one.
1528
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,729
We'll get another
one for the mantle.
1529
00:52:51,730 --> 00:52:53,509
[BUZZING]
1530
00:52:53,510 --> 00:52:54,849
[INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC]
1531
00:52:54,850 --> 00:52:56,859
15 miles, boys.
1532
00:52:56,860 --> 00:53:00,519
Nobody's beaten these
dickheads in two seasons.
1533
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,889
Four straight losses to them.
1534
00:53:02,890 --> 00:53:05,069
Not tonight.
1535
00:53:05,070 --> 00:53:07,469
If we play these
last 15 miles hard,
1536
00:53:07,470 --> 00:53:09,342
we can fucking beat these guys.
1537
00:53:09,343 --> 00:53:10,260
[MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]
1538
00:53:10,261 --> 00:53:13,409
Wait, 15 miles?
1539
00:53:13,410 --> 00:53:16,169
Dude, it's the same as minutes.
1540
00:53:16,170 --> 00:53:17,519
Is it though?
1541
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,199
People say it.
1542
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,209
I'm just trying to
say that we're close.
1543
00:53:21,210 --> 00:53:22,140
Aw.
1544
00:53:22,141 --> 00:53:24,269
Now you're trying to
sound like a cool dad.
1545
00:53:24,270 --> 00:53:25,829
[LAUGHS]
1546
00:53:25,830 --> 00:53:27,509
Fucking guys.
1547
00:53:27,510 --> 00:53:29,519
Let's fucking go, boys.
1548
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:30,450
Fucking right, Nick.
1549
00:53:30,451 --> 00:53:31,809
Yeah, Nick.
1550
00:53:31,810 --> 00:53:32,849
Let's go.
1551
00:53:32,850 --> 00:53:33,810
Playing great, goalie.
1552
00:53:33,811 --> 00:53:37,349
I get nothing and he gets
all the love that exists?
1553
00:53:37,350 --> 00:53:38,789
We love Nick.
1554
00:53:38,790 --> 00:53:41,369
I love him as well, but I
thought you guys loved me.
1555
00:53:41,370 --> 00:53:43,349
Anyway, let's just fucking
beat these assholes.
1556
00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:44,709
If it's for Nick, great.
1557
00:53:44,710 --> 00:53:46,139
Hey.
1558
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:47,549
Nick!
1559
00:53:47,550 --> 00:53:48,240
Yep.
1560
00:53:48,241 --> 00:53:49,739
For Nick.
1561
00:53:49,740 --> 00:53:52,067
Let's do it for Nick.
1562
00:53:52,068 --> 00:53:54,548
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1563
00:54:12,940 --> 00:54:15,909
All right, you pair of butt
plugs, one period to go.
1564
00:54:15,910 --> 00:54:17,779
No ties.
1565
00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:19,259
Goalie.
1566
00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:20,260
Goalie.
1567
00:54:24,215 --> 00:54:26,690
[ROCK MUSIC]
1568
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,559
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
1569
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:19,229
18, white, Dingleberry
with a high stick.
1570
00:55:19,230 --> 00:55:22,574
It's Razzleberry, dickhead.
1571
00:55:22,575 --> 00:55:23,450
Out of the way, guys.
1572
00:55:23,451 --> 00:55:25,219
I'm a doctor.
1573
00:55:25,220 --> 00:55:26,269
A doctor?
1574
00:55:26,270 --> 00:55:28,189
Dude, you're a fucking dentist.
1575
00:55:28,190 --> 00:55:30,306
Yeah, and it looks like
it's a mouth injury.
1576
00:55:30,307 --> 00:55:31,639
Let me examine the patient here.
1577
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:32,240
OK.
1578
00:55:32,241 --> 00:55:34,129
All right, bud, I'm
sure that hurts.
1579
00:55:34,130 --> 00:55:37,429
Why don't you just hold
this on the wound for a bit.
1580
00:55:37,430 --> 00:55:38,449
Thanks, man.
1581
00:55:38,450 --> 00:55:42,469
Looks like it's a cut on
the lower left canine.
1582
00:55:42,470 --> 00:55:43,819
Oh, that's classic.
1583
00:55:43,820 --> 00:55:47,179
You carry a pink fucking
fanny pack on you?
1584
00:55:47,180 --> 00:55:49,032
Do you see how
efficient this thing is?
1585
00:55:49,033 --> 00:55:51,199
You want me to pay five
more dollars for a black one
1586
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:51,920
or something?
1587
00:55:51,921 --> 00:55:53,239
Why?
1588
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:53,990
Oh, Christ.
1589
00:55:53,991 --> 00:55:56,389
When you're done fumble
fucking with your gloves, like,
1590
00:55:56,390 --> 00:55:56,988
he's fine.
1591
00:55:56,989 --> 00:55:58,279
It's a long way from the heart.
1592
00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:59,389
Let's go.
1593
00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:03,319
The mouth is a crucial part
of your body's ecosystem.
1594
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,289
All right here, buddy, I'm
going to get you fixed right up.
1595
00:56:06,290 --> 00:56:07,579
You got any allergies?
1596
00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:10,543
What the fuck?
1597
00:56:10,544 --> 00:56:13,034
[ROCK MUSIC]
1598
00:57:13,292 --> 00:57:14,869
[LAUGHS]
1599
00:57:14,870 --> 00:57:17,499
What the fuck, Kev?
1600
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,089
John, boards, boards, boards!
1601
00:57:19,090 --> 00:57:22,399
[INAUDIBLE]
1602
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,247
Left side, left side.
1603
00:57:24,248 --> 00:57:26,559
Down low, down low, down low.
1604
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,344
Watch up.
1605
00:57:28,345 --> 00:57:29,709
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
1606
00:57:29,710 --> 00:57:30,710
[INAUDIBLE]
1607
00:57:31,870 --> 00:57:33,939
That kid shouldn't
be in this league.
1608
00:57:33,940 --> 00:57:34,480
Damn it.
1609
00:57:34,481 --> 00:57:35,646
That kid's too fucking good.
1610
00:57:35,647 --> 00:57:36,510
Holy shit.
1611
00:57:36,511 --> 00:57:38,259
Hey, buddy, more
rubber's gone through you
1612
00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:40,029
than a fucking Vegas hooker.
1613
00:57:40,030 --> 00:57:44,499
I don't recall asking for
the Ennis family backstory.
1614
00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:45,764
Fuck.
1615
00:57:45,765 --> 00:57:47,139
You guys cool if
I take it again?
1616
00:57:47,140 --> 00:57:48,130
Yeah, absolutely.
1617
00:57:48,130 --> 00:57:48,310
All right.
1618
00:57:48,310 --> 00:57:49,310
I'll win it back to you.
1619
00:57:49,310 --> 00:57:49,970
OK.
1620
00:57:49,970 --> 00:57:50,970
Here we go.
1621
00:58:04,150 --> 00:58:06,359
Don't give me that shit.
1622
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,739
Fuck off, Chet.
1623
00:58:07,740 --> 00:58:08,280
Fuck.
1624
00:58:08,281 --> 00:58:10,049
Fuck you.
1625
00:58:10,050 --> 00:58:11,989
[GRUNTS]
1626
00:58:11,990 --> 00:58:14,610
[FIGHTING SOUNDS]
1627
00:58:18,380 --> 00:58:19,320
Hey, nice hit, man.
1628
00:58:19,321 --> 00:58:21,054
I don't mind seeing
Chet get dummied out
1629
00:58:21,055 --> 00:58:22,179
here every once in a while.
1630
00:58:22,180 --> 00:58:23,639
Yeah, what the fuck is
his problem, anyway?
1631
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,390
I don't know, man.
1632
00:58:24,391 --> 00:58:26,419
That's just Chet.
1633
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,729
Bunch of fucking clusterfucks.
1634
00:58:28,730 --> 00:58:30,679
So I guess we're the new
guys out here, right?
1635
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:31,130
Yeah.
1636
00:58:31,130 --> 00:58:31,760
That's what I hear.
1637
00:58:31,761 --> 00:58:33,676
Well, you make it sound
like we're comparable.
1638
00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:35,389
I've been off the ice
for fucking a year.
1639
00:58:35,390 --> 00:58:36,170
I don't know about you.
1640
00:58:36,171 --> 00:58:37,961
Yeah, I mean, I just
got back from juniors,
1641
00:58:37,962 --> 00:58:39,349
so I still got my legs under me.
1642
00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:41,209
OK, yeah, that explains it.
1643
00:58:41,210 --> 00:58:43,669
Well, yeah, you want to hop in?
1644
00:58:43,670 --> 00:58:47,179
No way, man, this
is beer league.
1645
00:58:47,180 --> 00:58:48,180
What the fuck?
1646
00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:54,729
63 black, 21 white.
1647
00:58:54,730 --> 00:58:57,729
Both boneheads with a rough.
1648
00:58:57,730 --> 00:58:59,399
Got it.
1649
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,870
Bash brothers, right guys?
1650
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:06,489
How's beer league treating you?
1651
00:59:06,490 --> 00:59:09,839
Oh, it could be better.
1652
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,309
Just try to have fun.
1653
00:59:11,310 --> 00:59:12,090
It's a game.
1654
00:59:12,091 --> 00:59:14,519
Yeah.
1655
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,649
We were so close to
getting that puck too.
1656
00:59:16,650 --> 00:59:18,599
Yeah, you went fully horizontal.
1657
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,849
It was pretty impressive,
if I do say so myself.
1658
00:59:20,850 --> 00:59:21,450
It was insane.
1659
00:59:21,451 --> 00:59:23,082
Speed is my number one ability.
1660
00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:24,000
I've always said that.
1661
00:59:24,001 --> 00:59:25,199
You have always said that.
1662
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,369
Thanks for supporting me.
1663
00:59:27,370 --> 00:59:28,320
I appreciate you, man.
1664
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:29,028
Yeah, man.
1665
00:59:29,029 --> 00:59:30,569
You're really one
of my best friends.
1666
00:59:30,570 --> 00:59:31,070
Yeah, man.
1667
00:59:31,071 --> 00:59:32,807
You're my best friend too.
1668
00:59:32,808 --> 00:59:35,799
Makes me feel good.
1669
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:36,969
Hi Hubee.
1670
00:59:36,970 --> 00:59:38,624
Hey Sondy, what's up, man?
1671
00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:39,999
I was just saying,
you missed it.
1672
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,169
We had an official game
puck in the stands.
1673
00:59:42,170 --> 00:59:42,670
Really?
1674
00:59:42,670 --> 00:59:43,400
That's awesome.
1675
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:44,290
That's very cool.
1676
00:59:44,290 --> 00:59:44,870
Yeah.
1677
00:59:44,871 --> 00:59:47,329
Yeah, it was pretty awesome.
1678
00:59:47,330 --> 00:59:51,039
Yeah, I could see how you as
a fan would think that's cool.
1679
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:55,589
But as a player, I'm literally
throwing pucks up out
1680
00:59:55,590 --> 00:59:58,339
of my ass.
1681
00:59:58,340 --> 00:59:59,929
That's not good.
1682
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:01,412
It is good.
1683
01:00:01,413 --> 01:00:03,829
So what time are you, me, and
Kevin going to Waffle House?
1684
01:00:03,830 --> 01:00:07,039
Oh, well, you know, Fry,
he's going to come with us.
1685
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:09,619
Yeah, I guess we need
somebody to drive.
1686
01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:12,199
But what time are we
leaving, like, specifically?
1687
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,994
So as soon as the
game is over, we're
1688
01:00:13,995 --> 01:00:15,619
getting smothered
and covered, brother.
1689
01:00:15,620 --> 01:00:16,909
Diced and chunked, bro.
1690
01:00:16,910 --> 01:00:17,510
All right.
1691
01:00:17,510 --> 01:00:18,010
All right.
1692
01:00:18,011 --> 01:00:19,939
I got to go pee all
this fruit punch out.
1693
01:00:19,940 --> 01:00:20,150
OK.
1694
01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:21,020
And then I'll be right back.
1695
01:00:21,020 --> 01:00:22,010
That sounds good, man.
1696
01:00:22,011 --> 01:00:23,689
OK.
1697
01:00:23,690 --> 01:00:26,839
Remember, you're my ride.
1698
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,669
Wait, what did he say?
1699
01:00:28,670 --> 01:00:31,069
I think he said
we'd meet him there.
1700
01:00:31,070 --> 01:00:31,680
I don't know.
1701
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:32,180
OK.
1702
01:00:32,180 --> 01:00:33,180
That sounds good.
1703
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Fucking pussy.
1704
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:43,770
Yeah.
1705
01:00:43,771 --> 01:00:45,719
You're real quiet over there.
1706
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:46,530
Excuse me?
1707
01:00:46,531 --> 01:00:48,809
You heard what the fuck I said.
1708
01:00:48,810 --> 01:00:50,249
Cheap shotting bitch.
1709
01:00:50,250 --> 01:00:50,800
[LAUGHS]
1710
01:00:50,801 --> 01:00:52,199
Good one.
1711
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,584
It was a good one.
1712
01:00:53,585 --> 01:00:54,959
Where the fuck
did you even play?
1713
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,809
You're terrible.
1714
01:00:56,810 --> 01:00:59,319
I played AAA tier one, bud.
1715
01:00:59,320 --> 01:00:59,820
[LAUGHS]
1716
01:00:59,821 --> 01:01:02,999
Well, you're in C league now,
so just shut the fuck up.
1717
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:03,960
You shut the fuck up.
1718
01:01:03,961 --> 01:01:05,549
We're tearing you
apart out here.
1719
01:01:05,550 --> 01:01:06,999
Then why are you crying?
1720
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000
You're crying.
1721
01:01:16,980 --> 01:01:17,750
I'm heating up.
1722
01:01:17,751 --> 01:01:19,713
Come on.
1723
01:01:19,714 --> 01:01:21,678
[PLAYER CHATTER]
1724
01:01:25,606 --> 01:01:27,570
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1725
01:01:35,917 --> 01:01:36,917
No slapshots!
1726
01:01:42,550 --> 01:01:45,045
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1727
01:01:50,035 --> 01:01:52,031
[CHEERING]
1728
01:01:55,025 --> 01:01:56,521
Yeah, buddy!
1729
01:01:56,522 --> 01:01:59,016
Oh my God.
1730
01:01:59,017 --> 01:02:01,512
[CHEERING]
1731
01:02:03,009 --> 01:02:07,998
(SINGING) jersey with no
name but we're partying now
1732
01:02:07,999 --> 01:02:10,493
Meet us at Waffle House
1733
01:02:10,494 --> 01:02:13,487
It's a tied score
1734
01:02:13,488 --> 01:02:15,482
[BLOWS AIR HORN]
1735
01:02:15,483 --> 01:02:15,983
Yes!
1736
01:02:15,983 --> 01:02:16,483
Oh my God.
1737
01:02:16,484 --> 01:02:18,976
Let's go, Kevin!
1738
01:02:18,977 --> 01:02:20,973
[CHEERING]
1739
01:02:22,470 --> 01:02:25,463
Kevin!
1740
01:02:25,464 --> 01:02:27,958
Let's go!
1741
01:02:27,959 --> 01:02:32,450
Waffle House, Waffle
House, Waffle House, Woo!
1742
01:02:35,111 --> 01:02:37,496
[CHEERING]
1743
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,579
Mark, time out.
1744
01:02:46,580 --> 01:02:47,879
Are you fucking serious?
1745
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:48,380
Yeah.
1746
01:02:48,380 --> 01:02:49,370
We got to win this one.
1747
01:02:49,371 --> 01:02:50,749
Jesus Christ.
1748
01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:51,919
All right.
1749
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:52,820
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
1750
01:02:52,821 --> 01:02:53,959
Time out, white.
1751
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:57,199
And hurry the fuck up.
1752
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,789
What the fuck are we doing?
1753
01:02:58,790 --> 01:03:00,259
Get it the fuck together.
1754
01:03:00,260 --> 01:03:02,569
We're out here letting
fucking Kevin score?
1755
01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:04,489
Jesus Christ, boys.
1756
01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:05,939
Get a fucking clue.
1757
01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:08,059
I mean, great guy, love
having beers with him,
1758
01:03:08,060 --> 01:03:09,839
but he's fucking
dog shit at hockey.
1759
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:11,579
Chet, this is
recreational hockey, bud.
1760
01:03:11,580 --> 01:03:12,829
They're having fun over there.
1761
01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:13,610
Like, just relax.
1762
01:03:13,611 --> 01:03:15,589
I don't give a fuck
if they're having fun.
1763
01:03:15,590 --> 01:03:17,749
I'm trying to get a W.
The fuck are you doing?
1764
01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,249
Chet, it's beer league, bud.
1765
01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:20,691
Fuck you, bud.
1766
01:03:20,692 --> 01:03:22,399
Shewbs, what the fuck
are you looking at?
1767
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:25,789
Go fuck a goat, you pigeon.
1768
01:03:25,790 --> 01:03:27,259
You dork.
1769
01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:28,729
Are you serious, dude?
1770
01:03:28,730 --> 01:03:30,169
It's late enough.
1771
01:03:30,170 --> 01:03:32,689
Yeah, man, only nerds call
time out in beer league.
1772
01:03:32,690 --> 01:03:35,029
Do you guys not care about this?
1773
01:03:35,030 --> 01:03:36,799
You guys better be
fucking shitting me.
1774
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:38,349
Time out in goddamn beer league?
1775
01:03:38,350 --> 01:03:39,629
Dude, we got to strategize.
1776
01:03:39,630 --> 01:03:41,179
We got to beat these assholes.
1777
01:03:41,180 --> 01:03:41,780
Strategize?
1778
01:03:41,780 --> 01:03:42,680
You're not Jared Bednar.
1779
01:03:42,681 --> 01:03:43,721
It's not the Stanley Cup.
1780
01:03:43,722 --> 01:03:45,169
Settle down, wrap
it up, let's go.
1781
01:03:45,170 --> 01:03:45,890
I need to go to bed.
1782
01:03:45,890 --> 01:03:46,760
I got mouths to feed.
1783
01:03:46,761 --> 01:03:48,439
I know you probably never
been with a woman before,
1784
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:49,669
but some of us have.
1785
01:03:49,670 --> 01:03:51,589
First off, I have
done sex before.
1786
01:03:51,590 --> 01:03:52,580
OK, yeah.
1787
01:03:52,581 --> 01:03:55,139
Second off, I can help
your family, actually.
1788
01:03:55,140 --> 01:03:58,299
I have 25% off to
my office here.
1789
01:03:58,300 --> 01:03:58,800
Come in.
1790
01:03:58,801 --> 01:04:00,449
I'll work on those
teeth of yours.
1791
01:04:00,450 --> 01:04:01,541
OK, settle down, Hermie.
1792
01:04:01,542 --> 01:04:02,250
It's after00.
1793
01:04:02,251 --> 01:04:03,999
I got to get home,
feed the kids, beat it.
1794
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,099
I want to go home.
1795
01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:06,689
This crazy guy is
fucking right, man.
1796
01:04:06,690 --> 01:04:07,680
Let's fucking go.
1797
01:04:07,681 --> 01:04:09,839
Who the fuck are you?
1798
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:10,830
I'm Kevin.
1799
01:04:10,831 --> 01:04:12,299
Shut the fuck up, Kevin.
1800
01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:12,900
Over.
1801
01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:13,400
Done.
1802
01:04:13,401 --> 01:04:15,329
Get out.
1803
01:04:15,330 --> 01:04:16,769
Alright, fuck that guy.
1804
01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:18,869
You are the reason that
we're still here, Kevin.
1805
01:04:18,870 --> 01:04:21,607
We have time to win.
1806
01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:22,649
Let's fucking do it, man.
1807
01:04:22,650 --> 01:04:24,629
Let's win, I guess.
1808
01:04:24,630 --> 01:04:25,327
Are you sure?
1809
01:04:25,328 --> 01:04:26,909
How long are time
outs in this league?
1810
01:04:26,910 --> 01:04:28,646
Dude, too fucking long.
1811
01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:30,480
Well you don't sound
very confident in that.
1812
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,039
Pick 'em up, pick 'em up.
1813
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:37,700
Good job, man.
1814
01:04:37,701 --> 01:04:39,967
We'll get point, point.
1815
01:04:39,968 --> 01:04:40,820
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
1816
01:04:40,821 --> 01:04:41,930
[PLAYER CHATTER]
1817
01:04:47,830 --> 01:04:49,079
Walking right down the middle.
1818
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,659
What are we doing?
1819
01:04:50,660 --> 01:04:51,620
Left, left, left.
1820
01:04:51,621 --> 01:04:53,239
Clear it, clear it.
1821
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:54,559
Down low, down low.
1822
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,239
I got him.
1823
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:57,020
Got it.
1824
01:04:57,021 --> 01:04:58,699
Come on, Nick.
1825
01:04:58,700 --> 01:04:59,540
Oh no, don't.
1826
01:04:59,541 --> 01:05:00,950
Oh Kevin, that's a shitty plan.
1827
01:05:04,460 --> 01:05:06,279
Let's get out, boys.
1828
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:07,529
Stop letting him skate around.
1829
01:05:07,530 --> 01:05:08,307
Across.
1830
01:05:08,307 --> 01:05:08,890
Come on, boys.
1831
01:05:08,890 --> 01:05:09,557
Let's get to OT.
1832
01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:10,447
There we go, Nick.
1833
01:05:10,447 --> 01:05:11,280
Keep it going, boys.
1834
01:05:11,281 --> 01:05:12,299
Keep the pressure up.
1835
01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:13,180
Oh fuck.
1836
01:05:13,181 --> 01:05:14,969
Oh fuck, still
loose. still loose.
1837
01:05:14,970 --> 01:05:17,699
Go to the net.
1838
01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:18,700
Up, up, up, up.
1839
01:05:21,670 --> 01:05:23,159
Come on boys, get it out.
1840
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,604
Get it out.
1841
01:05:25,605 --> 01:05:26,230
Get that going.
1842
01:05:26,230 --> 01:05:27,230
Clear it.
1843
01:05:29,410 --> 01:05:30,759
I am wide open.
1844
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,307
Someone look.
1845
01:05:31,307 --> 01:05:31,807
Look.
1846
01:05:31,808 --> 01:05:33,939
Look up.
1847
01:05:33,940 --> 01:05:34,940
Fuck off me.
1848
01:05:37,408 --> 01:05:39,034
Put some pressure on.
1849
01:05:39,035 --> 01:05:41,459
Woo.
1850
01:05:41,460 --> 01:05:43,020
10 seconds, boys, 10 seconds.
1851
01:05:45,980 --> 01:05:47,819
Come on, guys.
1852
01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:48,780
Nice one, Nick.
1853
01:05:48,781 --> 01:05:49,859
Keep it out.
1854
01:05:49,860 --> 01:05:50,380
Cover it.
1855
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:50,880
Under it.
1856
01:05:50,881 --> 01:05:52,096
Lay on it.
1857
01:05:52,097 --> 01:05:54,084
[BUZZING]
1858
01:05:54,085 --> 01:05:56,570
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1859
01:06:19,460 --> 01:06:21,749
Ha, I think she
wants to meet up.
1860
01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:23,549
I told you this would work.
1861
01:06:23,550 --> 01:06:24,779
She wants to meet up?
1862
01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:25,350
Yes.
1863
01:06:25,350 --> 01:06:26,070
With you?
1864
01:06:26,070 --> 01:06:26,670
Yes.
1865
01:06:26,670 --> 01:06:27,600
Tonight?
1866
01:06:27,601 --> 01:06:29,603
Also true.
1867
01:06:29,604 --> 01:06:30,989
[LAUGHS]
1868
01:06:30,990 --> 01:06:32,399
You know what that means?
1869
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:35,279
She is DTP.
1870
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,469
I don't know what that means.
1871
01:06:37,470 --> 01:06:38,470
Down to plow.
1872
01:06:41,370 --> 01:06:43,529
Like sex?
1873
01:06:43,530 --> 01:06:44,040
Yeah.
1874
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:45,030
Like sex.
1875
01:06:45,031 --> 01:06:49,049
You know, making love.
1876
01:06:49,050 --> 01:06:52,355
I mean, I know what it is.
1877
01:06:52,356 --> 01:06:55,849
It just scares me a lot.
1878
01:06:55,850 --> 01:06:57,029
It's OK to be scared, buddy.
1879
01:06:57,030 --> 01:06:58,739
But you have to do it.
1880
01:06:58,740 --> 01:06:59,448
But no, I don't.
1881
01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:01,989
I just wanted to go dancing or
something and get to know her.
1882
01:07:01,990 --> 01:07:03,339
She asked you to go dancing?
1883
01:07:03,340 --> 01:07:06,009
I'm going to ask
her to go dancing.
1884
01:07:06,010 --> 01:07:08,199
She's going to know that
that is code for sex.
1885
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,629
Be careful what you say.
1886
01:07:10,630 --> 01:07:12,279
Dancing means sex now?
1887
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:13,402
Dancing means sex now.
1888
01:07:13,403 --> 01:07:15,069
I have been out of
the game a long time.
1889
01:07:15,070 --> 01:07:16,119
Yeah.
1890
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,529
I'm going to invite
her to dance.
1891
01:07:17,530 --> 01:07:21,249
If she wants to eff, she
can find somebody else.
1892
01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:23,589
Way to go, Captain Duck.
1893
01:07:23,590 --> 01:07:26,169
Top notch time out.
1894
01:07:26,170 --> 01:07:27,789
I'm so tired.
1895
01:07:27,790 --> 01:07:30,429
Why the hell did I tie it up?
1896
01:07:30,430 --> 01:07:32,119
Stupid.
1897
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,119
I mean, K-dawg, you can
leave whenever you want.
1898
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,309
It's OK, for real.
1899
01:07:36,310 --> 01:07:37,060
It's cool with me.
1900
01:07:37,061 --> 01:07:38,199
Later, Kev.
1901
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:39,100
See you.
1902
01:07:39,101 --> 01:07:41,199
Guys, guys, winning
is so much fun.
1903
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:43,059
I'm joking.
1904
01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:44,859
I mean, he is the
funny guy on the team.
1905
01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:46,844
[LAUGHTER]
1906
01:07:48,830 --> 01:07:50,389
Not cool, man.
1907
01:07:50,390 --> 01:07:53,254
So do you guys do overtime
or straight to shootout?
1908
01:07:53,255 --> 01:07:54,379
We go straight to shootout.
1909
01:07:54,380 --> 01:07:56,389
And since Sondy's
team went 40 rounds,
1910
01:07:56,390 --> 01:07:57,589
we're only doing three now.
1911
01:07:57,590 --> 01:07:59,119
So.
1912
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:00,289
Yes, Kevin?
1913
01:08:00,290 --> 01:08:02,449
Please let me shoot.
1914
01:08:02,450 --> 01:08:03,450
No.
1915
01:08:03,450 --> 01:08:04,280
No.
1916
01:08:04,281 --> 01:08:05,759
No way, dude.
1917
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:06,260
No.
1918
01:08:06,261 --> 01:08:07,699
Absolutely not.
1919
01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:10,189
I've had the hot stick
all freaking night.
1920
01:08:10,190 --> 01:08:11,299
No.
1921
01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:12,028
No.
1922
01:08:12,029 --> 01:08:13,069
It's not even your stick.
1923
01:08:13,070 --> 01:08:13,570
Yeah.
1924
01:08:13,570 --> 01:08:14,420
I'll take that back.
1925
01:08:14,421 --> 01:08:16,794
And I'm going to be actually
going first in the shootout.
1926
01:08:16,795 --> 01:08:18,858
Huge branding
opportunity for JCD.
1927
01:08:18,859 --> 01:08:19,909
You guys get it.
1928
01:08:19,910 --> 01:08:22,699
I can match this slick
Casey kid's moves.
1929
01:08:22,700 --> 01:08:24,469
Then we're going to
have Noel go second.
1930
01:08:24,470 --> 01:08:26,167
I mean, he's been
fantastic tonight.
1931
01:08:26,168 --> 01:08:28,459
And then... and then guys,
what do you think about Riley
1932
01:08:28,460 --> 01:08:29,335
taking the third one?
1933
01:08:29,335 --> 01:08:30,319
Yeah, I'm OK with that.
1934
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:31,369
Well, wait, are you sure?
1935
01:08:31,370 --> 01:08:31,700
Yeah, I like that.
1936
01:08:31,701 --> 01:08:33,108
You've been great tonight.
1937
01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:35,209
Kev, what's your problem?
1938
01:08:35,210 --> 01:08:38,269
My problem is, like, y'all pick
him over me in the shootout
1939
01:08:38,270 --> 01:08:40,489
and, like, I've been
here for, like...
1940
01:08:40,490 --> 01:08:43,159
I'm putting my skate
down for the last time.
1941
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,629
It's either me or him.
1942
01:08:45,630 --> 01:08:46,130
Riley.
1943
01:08:46,131 --> 01:08:47,419
Cool, Riley, welcome.
1944
01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:48,619
Yeah.
1945
01:08:48,620 --> 01:08:50,119
I mean, he paid in full.
1946
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:51,865
You still owe $171.
1947
01:08:51,866 --> 01:08:53,246
[COUGHS]
1948
01:08:55,950 --> 01:08:56,670
What?
1949
01:08:56,671 --> 01:08:58,978
You paid $29?
1950
01:08:58,979 --> 01:08:59,609
Yeah.
1951
01:08:59,610 --> 01:09:00,618
How?
1952
01:09:00,619 --> 01:09:01,619
Why?
1953
01:09:03,870 --> 01:09:05,284
Well.
1954
01:09:05,285 --> 01:09:06,160
What the fuck, Kevin.
1955
01:09:06,161 --> 01:09:08,406
I don't even want to hear
what your excuse is, Kevin.
1956
01:09:08,407 --> 01:09:10,239
I was going to tell you
guys about it later.
1957
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:12,619
No, I don't want to hear it.
1958
01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:15,129
My parents are going
through a divorce, guys.
1959
01:09:15,130 --> 01:09:16,919
You're a grown man.
1960
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:18,912
Yeah, but it still hurts.
1961
01:09:18,913 --> 01:09:20,579
Erin, you're going
to have to keep track
1962
01:09:20,580 --> 01:09:21,746
of the score and everything.
1963
01:09:21,747 --> 01:09:22,749
I need a break.
1964
01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:23,750
OK.
1965
01:09:29,142 --> 01:09:31,597
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1966
01:09:45,170 --> 01:09:47,129
[CHEERING]
1967
01:09:47,130 --> 01:09:48,130
Don't worry, boys.
1968
01:09:51,050 --> 01:09:53,789
That wasn't too bad, eh boys?
1969
01:09:53,790 --> 01:09:55,319
Let's get one and tie it up.
1970
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:57,538
Come on, Johnny.
1971
01:09:57,539 --> 01:10:00,004
[INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC]
1972
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:09,360
Damn, that's a good fit.
1973
01:10:13,190 --> 01:10:17,657
Shit, all the kids are coming
to JCD when they see this.
1974
01:10:17,658 --> 01:10:18,949
Oh my God, I did the spin move.
1975
01:10:18,950 --> 01:10:20,525
Here it comes, the
big TikTok moment.
1976
01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:25,829
Well, fuck, man.
1977
01:10:25,830 --> 01:10:26,880
Did not go as planned.
1978
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:30,659
Holy shit, John.
1979
01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:33,005
Hit it with your
purse next time.
1980
01:10:33,006 --> 01:10:34,359
Hockey is not your thing, dude.
1981
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,369
Whatever, man, I
nailed the spin move.
1982
01:10:36,370 --> 01:10:38,439
My dangles would have
been way more tight.
1983
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:41,109
Shut the hell up, Kevin.
1984
01:10:41,110 --> 01:10:42,989
Oh man, it's Gallagher.
1985
01:10:42,990 --> 01:10:44,359
He's got pretty solid flow.
1986
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:45,542
He's no Casey, but.
1987
01:10:45,543 --> 01:10:47,459
Why are you so obsessed
with everybody's hair?
1988
01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:49,189
It's getting kind
of weird, honestly.
1989
01:10:49,190 --> 01:10:50,190
Let's go, Nick.
1990
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:56,119
Yeah!
1991
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:58,999
Woo!
1992
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,459
Big dick Nick!
1993
01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:02,459
Big dick Nick!
1994
01:11:02,460 --> 01:11:03,959
Big dick Nick!
1995
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,985
Big dick Nick!
1996
01:11:05,986 --> 01:11:06,940
[BLOWS AIR HORN]
1997
01:11:06,941 --> 01:11:09,579
Noel, you're up.
1998
01:11:09,580 --> 01:11:12,075
It's time.
1999
01:11:12,076 --> 01:11:14,044
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
2000
01:11:21,916 --> 01:11:22,900
Let's go, Noel.
2001
01:11:22,901 --> 01:11:26,369
You got it.
2002
01:11:26,370 --> 01:11:28,029
I chose you for a reason, Noel.
2003
01:11:28,030 --> 01:11:30,249
You got this.
2004
01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:31,499
You got this, Noely.
2005
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,089
He can't even stop a beach ball.
2006
01:11:34,090 --> 01:11:35,090
Right, guys?
2007
01:11:39,150 --> 01:11:41,125
Let's go, let's go.
2008
01:11:41,126 --> 01:11:42,126
Go home.
2009
01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:49,930
[CHEERING]
2010
01:11:57,670 --> 01:11:58,670
Nice.
2011
01:12:02,490 --> 01:12:03,599
All right, cutie.
2012
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:04,679
You're not that cute.
2013
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:06,539
You might be cute,
but Kevin's never
2014
01:12:06,540 --> 01:12:08,465
going to Wild Wings with you.
2015
01:12:08,466 --> 01:12:09,320
That's right.
2016
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:10,320
He likes us.
2017
01:12:13,508 --> 01:12:15,998
[CHEERING]
2018
01:12:18,990 --> 01:12:20,309
Big dick Nick!
2019
01:12:20,310 --> 01:12:21,809
Big dick Nick!
2020
01:12:21,810 --> 01:12:23,339
Big dick Nick!
2021
01:12:23,340 --> 01:12:25,439
Big dick Nick!
2022
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:26,879
No.
2023
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:30,059
No, no, no.
2024
01:12:30,060 --> 01:12:30,900
It's not working.
2025
01:12:30,900 --> 01:12:31,470
It's OK.
2026
01:12:31,470 --> 01:12:32,387
We'll get another one.
2027
01:12:32,388 --> 01:12:35,759
What did I tell you idiots
about that fucking air horn?
2028
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,019
It's not even working.
2029
01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,234
It's flat.
2030
01:12:38,235 --> 01:12:40,109
I'll come up there and
show you fucking flat.
2031
01:12:40,110 --> 01:12:40,650
Put it away.
2032
01:12:40,651 --> 01:12:42,609
I'm sick of talking
to you two idiots.
2033
01:12:42,610 --> 01:12:43,799
No.
2034
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,539
Stop threatening to
flatten my friend.
2035
01:12:45,540 --> 01:12:47,279
That's every week you do that.
2036
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:47,887
Quit it.
2037
01:12:47,888 --> 01:12:49,469
Buddy, I'll flatten
the both of youse.
2038
01:12:49,470 --> 01:12:50,280
Cut the shit.
2039
01:12:50,281 --> 01:12:52,139
You could be our Vince
if you wanted to.
2040
01:12:52,140 --> 01:12:53,279
He couldn't be our Vince.
2041
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:54,449
Johnny Drama.
2042
01:12:54,450 --> 01:12:55,410
These fucking nerds.
2043
01:12:55,411 --> 01:12:56,969
I can't fucking do this anymore.
2044
01:12:56,970 --> 01:12:57,948
Fucking losers.
2045
01:12:57,949 --> 01:13:00,239
Waffle House meeting later
if you want to check it out.
2046
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:02,479
You could be there.
2047
01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:04,483
If Riley scores, we
beat the Young Genos.
2048
01:13:08,740 --> 01:13:10,299
Let's go, Riley.
2049
01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:11,659
Fucking bury it, baby.
2050
01:13:11,660 --> 01:13:12,660
Let's go.
2051
01:13:15,025 --> 01:13:16,981
[UPLIFTING MUSIC]
2052
01:13:20,893 --> 01:13:23,827
[CHEERING]
2053
01:13:36,940 --> 01:13:38,807
Fuck this shit, dude.
2054
01:13:38,808 --> 01:13:42,679
Roley, Roley, Roley.
2055
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:43,789
Oh shit.
2056
01:13:43,790 --> 01:13:46,211
The Blazers must be calling.
2057
01:13:46,212 --> 01:13:47,359
[BUZZING]
2058
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,050
Let's go.
2059
01:13:48,051 --> 01:13:49,139
Yeah, boys.
2060
01:13:49,140 --> 01:13:50,712
Oh yeah, beer's on us.
2061
01:13:50,713 --> 01:13:51,380
Good game, boys.
2062
01:13:51,381 --> 01:13:53,029
Right, boys.
2063
01:13:53,030 --> 01:13:53,570
Great game.
2064
01:13:53,571 --> 01:13:54,769
Good game, Casey.
2065
01:13:54,770 --> 01:13:55,680
Good game, guys.
2066
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:56,180
Good game.
2067
01:13:56,180 --> 01:13:56,990
Almost got it, man.
2068
01:13:56,991 --> 01:13:58,159
You almost had us.
2069
01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:59,209
Good game, boys.
2070
01:13:59,210 --> 01:14:00,439
Come on to my office.
2071
01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:04,029
Send your parents the bill.
2072
01:14:04,030 --> 01:14:05,749
Nice fucking slappy.
2073
01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:06,550
Thanks, Kevin.
2074
01:14:06,551 --> 01:14:07,569
That was awesome.
2075
01:14:07,570 --> 01:14:09,459
I've been thinking about it.
2076
01:14:09,460 --> 01:14:11,192
There can be two funny
guys on the team.
2077
01:14:11,193 --> 01:14:11,860
Appreciate that.
2078
01:14:11,860 --> 01:14:12,400
Yeah, man.
2079
01:14:12,401 --> 01:14:13,499
I think you got something
on your sweater.
2080
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:14,050
Do I really?
2081
01:14:14,050 --> 01:14:14,740
Boop.
2082
01:14:14,741 --> 01:14:16,054
Dude, that's my fucking joke.
2083
01:14:16,055 --> 01:14:17,679
Well, I'm the funny
guy now too, right?
2084
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:18,939
Get off the fucking ice.
2085
01:14:18,940 --> 01:14:19,540
Let's go.
2086
01:14:19,540 --> 01:14:20,230
Screw.
2087
01:14:20,230 --> 01:14:20,800
Night's over.
2088
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:21,430
Bye.
2089
01:14:21,430 --> 01:14:22,430
He stole my joke.
2090
01:14:28,710 --> 01:14:29,520
It's OK.
2091
01:14:29,521 --> 01:14:31,289
Let's get waffles.
2092
01:14:31,290 --> 01:14:32,829
[CHEERING]
2093
01:14:32,830 --> 01:14:34,639
Fuck yeah, boys.
2094
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:35,989
Hell yeah.
2095
01:14:35,990 --> 01:14:36,980
Let's go.
2096
01:14:36,981 --> 01:14:38,195
Fucking right.
2097
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:42,920
Told you, bud.
2098
01:14:42,921 --> 01:14:44,419
I told you.
2099
01:14:44,420 --> 01:14:45,859
Holy shit, boys.
2100
01:14:45,860 --> 01:14:47,209
What a game.
2101
01:14:47,210 --> 01:14:49,169
Fuck those dudes, am I right?
2102
01:14:49,170 --> 01:14:52,209
Guys, Young Genos.
2103
01:14:52,210 --> 01:14:54,269
We beat Young Genos!
2104
01:14:54,270 --> 01:14:55,569
Fuck yeah, we did.
2105
01:14:55,570 --> 01:14:56,619
Yeah.
2106
01:14:56,620 --> 01:14:58,779
Did you see the fucking
look on Chet's face?
2107
01:14:58,780 --> 01:14:59,530
Holy shit.
2108
01:14:59,531 --> 01:15:02,559
The one where Casey pulled off
a sicker dangle than he ever
2109
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:06,819
could or the one where Riley
put him on his fucking ass?
2110
01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:07,390
[LAUGHTER]
2111
01:15:07,390 --> 01:15:08,390
Fuck that guy!
2112
01:15:11,290 --> 01:15:14,239
I'd do anything to
see Chet cry again.
2113
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:17,529
Well, we play him
again next month.
2114
01:15:17,530 --> 01:15:18,754
Bro, come on.
2115
01:15:18,755 --> 01:15:20,379
I'm trying to savor
the fucking moment.
2116
01:15:20,380 --> 01:15:20,920
[KNOCKING]
2117
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:21,670
Clothes on?
2118
01:15:21,671 --> 01:15:23,499
Yeah, you're good.
2119
01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:25,867
Good fucking show, boys.
2120
01:15:25,868 --> 01:15:26,410
Thanks, Erin.
2121
01:15:26,411 --> 01:15:28,419
Wow, you guys reek
more than normal.
2122
01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:29,737
Yeah, reeks like victory.
2123
01:15:29,738 --> 01:15:31,029
Oh, you left this on the bench.
2124
01:15:31,030 --> 01:15:31,690
Oh shit.
2125
01:15:31,691 --> 01:15:33,059
Thank you so much.
2126
01:15:33,060 --> 01:15:34,809
Do you mind giving one
of these to the guy
2127
01:15:34,810 --> 01:15:36,049
on Young Genos that got hurt?
2128
01:15:36,050 --> 01:15:36,550
Sure.
2129
01:15:36,551 --> 01:15:37,719
Thanks so much.
2130
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,359
How are you feeling?
2131
01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:41,489
Exhausted.
2132
01:15:41,490 --> 01:15:43,526
Short bench sucks, but
you guys pulled it off.
2133
01:15:43,527 --> 01:15:45,359
And I think you lucked
out with the new guy.
2134
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:46,419
Oh.
2135
01:15:46,420 --> 01:15:47,370
Yeah, we did.
2136
01:15:47,370 --> 01:15:48,060
Fuck yeah.
2137
01:15:48,060 --> 01:15:48,560
All right.
2138
01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:49,290
Good game, boys.
2139
01:15:49,290 --> 01:15:50,082
See you at the bar.
2140
01:15:50,082 --> 01:15:50,880
Hell yeah.
2141
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:51,630
I'll call you.
2142
01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:52,630
Eat shit, Kevin.
2143
01:15:57,070 --> 01:15:57,670
Erin's right.
2144
01:15:57,671 --> 01:15:59,539
We would have been
screwed without Riley.
2145
01:15:59,540 --> 01:16:01,449
Oh, dude, 100%.
2146
01:16:01,450 --> 01:16:02,050
Thanks.
2147
01:16:02,051 --> 01:16:03,882
I was just trying not
to slow you guys down.
2148
01:16:03,883 --> 01:16:05,269
I'm glad we pulled it off.
2149
01:16:05,270 --> 01:16:06,070
Slow us down?
2150
01:16:06,070 --> 01:16:06,820
Come on, Riley.
2151
01:16:06,821 --> 01:16:09,009
Yeah, dude, you crushed it on D.
2152
01:16:09,010 --> 01:16:11,979
And dude, you were killer
on those face offs, buddy.
2153
01:16:11,980 --> 01:16:13,689
Well, thanks.
2154
01:16:13,690 --> 01:16:15,789
I appreciate you guys
letting me sub in.
2155
01:16:15,790 --> 01:16:19,499
Nah, dude, that's yours.
2156
01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:20,400
Are you serious?
2157
01:16:20,401 --> 01:16:21,689
Absolutely.
2158
01:16:21,690 --> 01:16:23,529
You earned it.
2159
01:16:23,530 --> 01:16:25,449
You realize I'm
the captain, right?
2160
01:16:25,450 --> 01:16:28,589
I make final player decisions.
2161
01:16:28,590 --> 01:16:29,939
Welcome to the team, bud.
2162
01:16:29,940 --> 01:16:31,409
Thanks.
2163
01:16:31,410 --> 01:16:31,920
Absolutely.
2164
01:16:31,921 --> 01:16:34,359
You paid in full.
2165
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,230
Who wants a latte?
2166
01:16:35,230 --> 01:16:36,230
Hey.
2167
01:16:39,930 --> 01:16:40,999
Riley.
2168
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,000
Yeah.
2169
01:16:44,220 --> 01:16:46,439
I'll take a cold cruiser.
2170
01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:47,303
Yeah.
2171
01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:47,970
Fuck yeah, Noel.
2172
01:16:47,970 --> 01:16:48,600
Thanks, bud.
2173
01:16:48,601 --> 01:16:51,179
Beer here.
2174
01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:52,619
Dude, I'm good, thanks.
2175
01:16:52,620 --> 01:16:54,509
I know, baby.
2176
01:16:54,510 --> 01:16:55,899
What?
2177
01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:57,479
You're too good to me.
2178
01:16:57,480 --> 01:16:58,480
Hey.
2179
01:17:02,970 --> 01:17:06,299
I can't get this straw out.
2180
01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:06,840
Hey.
2181
01:17:06,841 --> 01:17:08,401
There he is.
2182
01:17:08,402 --> 01:17:09,800
Ah, man.
2183
01:17:13,070 --> 01:17:15,709
So is no one going to
talk about Kevin's goal?
2184
01:17:15,710 --> 01:17:16,580
No.
2185
01:17:16,581 --> 01:17:18,565
Come on.
2186
01:17:18,566 --> 01:17:20,339
Did Kevin even score?
2187
01:17:20,340 --> 01:17:20,840
I did.
2188
01:17:20,841 --> 01:17:21,964
Dude, that was that heater.
2189
01:17:21,965 --> 01:17:23,029
You were working on that.
2190
01:17:23,030 --> 01:17:25,649
Told you to get out of the way.
2191
01:17:25,650 --> 01:17:28,459
Hey, you know I got
something for our boy.
2192
01:17:28,460 --> 01:17:30,452
[CHEERING]
2193
01:17:31,950 --> 01:17:33,749
Let's go.
2194
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,309
Kevin.
2195
01:17:35,310 --> 01:17:37,799
[EXCITED CHEERS]
2196
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:38,730
Thanks, boys.
2197
01:17:38,731 --> 01:17:40,884
Love you.
2198
01:17:40,885 --> 01:17:41,760
Good to see you, man.
2199
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:42,300
It's been a minute.
2200
01:17:42,300 --> 01:17:42,840
How's everything going?
2201
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:43,530
All right?
2202
01:17:43,531 --> 01:17:44,789
Oh, I mean it's going good.
2203
01:17:44,790 --> 01:17:47,009
You know, family's
really happy to see me,
2204
01:17:47,010 --> 01:17:48,686
being back from juniors and all.
2205
01:17:48,687 --> 01:17:50,519
It can get pretty crazy
out there, you know.
2206
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:51,809
Yeah, I heard a
few of the stories.
2207
01:17:51,810 --> 01:17:52,919
It gets a little wild up there.
2208
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:54,336
Oh boy, these guys
are coming out.
2209
01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:55,889
Listen, youngblood,
you take care.
2210
01:17:55,890 --> 01:17:56,820
Tell the family I said hello.
2211
01:17:56,820 --> 01:17:57,360
We'll be in touch.
2212
01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:57,690
Hit me up.
2213
01:17:57,690 --> 01:17:58,190
Will do.
2214
01:17:58,190 --> 01:17:58,857
I appreciate it.
2215
01:17:58,858 --> 01:18:00,522
Love to see you in
the office this week.
2216
01:18:00,523 --> 01:18:02,309
Yeah, I'd love to see
you in another rink.
2217
01:18:02,310 --> 01:18:03,899
Fucking guy.
2218
01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:06,279
Dude, you were insane
out there tonight.
2219
01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:07,299
I appreciate it, man.
2220
01:18:07,300 --> 01:18:07,950
Thank you.
2221
01:18:07,951 --> 01:18:10,049
I really can't believe
we beat you guys.
2222
01:18:10,050 --> 01:18:11,849
I'm kind of in
shock myself, man.
2223
01:18:11,850 --> 01:18:15,779
Like, the boys in that room,
they treat it like the NHL.
2224
01:18:15,780 --> 01:18:17,769
Seriously.
2225
01:18:17,770 --> 01:18:18,660
Oh, duty calls.
2226
01:18:18,661 --> 01:18:20,339
Got to get this
guy to the office.
2227
01:18:20,340 --> 01:18:22,349
Riley, thanks so much
for showing up, dude.
2228
01:18:22,350 --> 01:18:23,609
Appreciate it.
2229
01:18:23,610 --> 01:18:24,295
Later, man.
2230
01:18:24,295 --> 01:18:25,170
John, see you, buddy.
2231
01:18:25,171 --> 01:18:26,579
Proton, bye man.
2232
01:18:26,580 --> 01:18:28,979
Hey, are you still on
your parents' insurance?
2233
01:18:28,980 --> 01:18:31,964
So Case, Young Genos?
2234
01:18:31,965 --> 01:18:34,429
You actually like
playing for those guys?
2235
01:18:34,430 --> 01:18:38,489
I mean, the boys aren't too
bad, but it's just Chet, man.
2236
01:18:38,490 --> 01:18:42,059
Sometimes I just can't
play with that guy.
2237
01:18:42,060 --> 01:18:43,469
I hear you.
2238
01:18:43,470 --> 01:18:45,759
Well, I think I can
speak for everyone.
2239
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:47,509
We'd love to have
you on our squad.
2240
01:18:47,510 --> 01:18:49,717
I know for sure we've got
some room on the blue line.
2241
01:18:49,718 --> 01:18:50,819
Can I do that, boys?
2242
01:18:50,820 --> 01:18:51,720
I mean.
2243
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:52,510
Bye, guys.
2244
01:18:52,510 --> 01:18:53,010
See you.
2245
01:18:53,010 --> 01:18:53,820
Bye guys.
2246
01:18:53,821 --> 01:18:56,469
I mean, did you pay?
2247
01:18:56,470 --> 01:18:59,699
There's nobody at the
front desk tonight, so no.
2248
01:18:59,700 --> 01:19:01,012
Sounds like your golden, bud.
2249
01:19:01,013 --> 01:19:03,179
Does this mean I don't have
to play defense anymore?
2250
01:19:03,180 --> 01:19:04,649
I think so.
2251
01:19:04,650 --> 01:19:07,879
Does this mean the Polly's Pies
just became the team to beat?
2252
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:08,660
I think so, dude.
2253
01:19:08,661 --> 01:19:09,989
Yeah, absolutely.
2254
01:19:09,990 --> 01:19:11,809
Heck yeah.
2255
01:19:11,810 --> 01:19:12,795
Good game, boys.
2256
01:19:12,795 --> 01:19:13,637
You too, Nick.
2257
01:19:13,637 --> 01:19:14,220
See you, Nick.
2258
01:19:14,221 --> 01:19:16,349
Supposed to hate you,
but that move was sick.
2259
01:19:16,350 --> 01:19:17,310
Appreciate it, goalie.
2260
01:19:17,311 --> 01:19:18,599
Thanks, man.
2261
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:21,749
Well hey, what are
you doing Tuesday?
2262
01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:23,129
I got nothing going on.
2263
01:19:23,130 --> 01:19:24,809
Want to do Tuesday
morning pick up?
2264
01:19:24,810 --> 01:19:25,929
Tuesday morning pick up.
2265
01:19:25,930 --> 01:19:26,430
Cool, man.
2266
01:19:26,430 --> 01:19:27,130
I'll see you there, bud.
2267
01:19:27,130 --> 01:19:27,840
I'll see you there, boys.
2268
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:28,590
Have a good night.
2269
01:19:28,591 --> 01:19:30,059
Yeah, absolutely.
2270
01:19:30,060 --> 01:19:33,339
Speaking of Tuesday mornings,
you want to do some pickup?
2271
01:19:33,340 --> 01:19:34,989
I got to knock off
some of this rust.
2272
01:19:34,990 --> 01:19:35,920
Yeah, you do.
2273
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:36,850
[LAUGHS]
2274
01:19:36,851 --> 01:19:42,249
Dude, who takes a fucking
slapper on a shootout?
2275
01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:43,185
Love it.
2276
01:19:43,186 --> 01:19:44,559
Dude, I'm glad
you came out, man.
2277
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:46,608
I'll see you.
2278
01:19:46,609 --> 01:19:49,506
(SINGING) The things
it seems and more
2279
01:19:49,507 --> 01:19:52,849
But that final day will come
2280
01:19:52,850 --> 01:19:56,999
It comes to everyone
2281
01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:04,409
The accidents of birth can make
it hard to speak one's mind
2282
01:20:04,410 --> 01:20:07,979
But I believe there's power here
2283
01:20:07,980 --> 01:20:10,584
Just not that I can find
2284
01:20:10,585 --> 01:20:17,675
I'm not aimed on dying
2285
01:20:17,676 --> 01:20:21,652
Ooh
2286
01:20:54,951 --> 01:20:58,429
You're in a dance and you must
2287
01:20:58,430 --> 01:21:04,399
Maintain until it's done
2288
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:06,769
Fucking late as fuck, dude.
2289
01:21:06,770 --> 01:21:08,809
Jesus Christ.
2290
01:21:08,810 --> 01:21:09,690
He's coming.
2291
01:21:09,690 --> 01:21:10,610
Oh fuck.
2292
01:21:10,611 --> 01:21:11,619
Waffle House time.
2293
01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:13,169
Woo, baby.
2294
01:21:13,170 --> 01:21:16,251
I guess I'll go to Waffle House.
2295
01:21:16,252 --> 01:21:17,959
What are you still
doing here, fuckstick?
2296
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:20,209
I thought I was going to
go home to my boys, but.
2297
01:21:20,210 --> 01:21:20,840
Shocker.
2298
01:21:20,841 --> 01:21:22,909
They want to go to Waffle House.
2299
01:21:22,910 --> 01:21:24,169
And I don't give a shit.
2300
01:21:24,170 --> 01:21:25,010
We're done.
2301
01:21:25,010 --> 01:21:25,590
Game over.
2302
01:21:25,590 --> 01:21:26,090
Goodbye.
2303
01:21:26,091 --> 01:21:27,229
Do you want to hang out?
2304
01:21:27,230 --> 01:21:27,800
No, I'm good.
2305
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:28,250
Spider.
2306
01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:28,640
See you later.
2307
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:29,140
You sure?
2308
01:21:29,140 --> 01:21:29,692
Yeah.
2309
01:21:29,693 --> 01:21:31,399
You got 10 minutes,
I'm calling the cops.
2310
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:32,987
You're trespassing.
2311
01:21:32,988 --> 01:21:33,530
I'll see you.
2312
01:21:33,530 --> 01:21:34,070
10 minutes.
2313
01:21:34,070 --> 01:21:35,000
Bye.
2314
01:21:35,001 --> 01:21:37,799
Love you.
2315
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:40,240
[ROCK MUSIC]
2316
01:21:49,024 --> 01:21:54,419
(SINGING) Come tomorrow
we will compromise
2317
01:21:54,420 --> 01:22:00,086
I'll push harder and
you'll sleep at night
2318
01:22:00,087 --> 01:22:04,217
Buy you dinner, we'll
fall back in love
2319
01:22:04,218 --> 01:22:09,563
A good scenario for making up
2320
01:22:09,564 --> 01:22:16,009
And you say OK
2321
01:22:16,010 --> 01:22:21,188
I mean what's there to lose
2322
01:22:21,189 --> 01:22:26,549
Then you said
we'll all die alone
2323
01:22:26,550 --> 01:22:34,550
Guess I'll take you home
2324
01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:44,779
And then we'll buy
ourselves a big, big house
2325
01:22:44,780 --> 01:22:49,913
To live in excess till
we squeeze one out
2326
01:22:49,914 --> 01:22:54,883
Raise 'em right way
we'll even quit the booze
2327
01:22:54,884 --> 01:23:00,847
Everyone does it,
what's there to lose
2328
01:23:00,848 --> 01:23:05,280
And you said ok
2329
01:23:06,190 --> 01:23:10,959
I mean what's there to lose
2330
01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:16,239
Then you said
we'll all die alone
2331
01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:19,809
Guess I'll take you home, girl
2332
01:23:19,810 --> 01:23:23,159
Now I'm a loser
2333
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:28,299
I just had it with my dreaming
2334
01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:33,789
I'll write home girl
now that I'm on tour
2335
01:23:33,790 --> 01:23:39,914
And you'll ask for this to end
2336
01:23:39,915 --> 01:23:45,403
In my dreams I'm
much less focused on
2337
01:23:45,404 --> 01:23:50,393
What I'm lacking
of and who I'm not
2338
01:23:50,394 --> 01:23:55,882
I just wander 'round
I'm standing tall
2339
01:23:55,883 --> 01:24:03,883
What a life, what
a life, what a life
2340
01:24:05,863 --> 01:24:13,863
What a life to have
no cares at all
2341
01:24:29,316 --> 01:24:35,768
(SINGING) It's a tied score
2342
01:24:42,242 --> 01:24:45,727
Jersey with no name,
but we're partying now
2343
01:24:45,728 --> 01:24:48,217
Meet us at Waffle House
2344
01:24:48,218 --> 01:24:51,205
It's a tied score
2345
01:24:51,206 --> 01:24:53,034
Lose another day
2346
01:24:53,035 --> 01:24:56,231
It's a tied score
2347
01:24:56,232 --> 01:24:58,479
Hero of the late game
2348
01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,077
Tied score
2349
01:25:00,078 --> 01:25:04,539
Jersey with no name
but we're partying now
2350
01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:08,114
Meet us at Waffle House
2351
01:25:08,115 --> 01:25:10,519
It's a tied score
2352
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:11,962
Lose another day
2353
01:25:11,963 --> 01:25:14,848
It's a tied score
2354
01:25:14,849 --> 01:25:16,899
Hero of the late game
2355
01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:18,816
Tied score
2356
01:25:18,817 --> 01:25:22,808
Jersey with no name,
but we're partying now
2357
01:25:22,809 --> 01:25:25,303
Meet us at Waffle House
2358
01:25:25,304 --> 01:25:29,915
It's a tied score
2359
01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:45,970
No way.
2360
01:25:45,971 --> 01:25:47,879
You sleep here too?
2361
01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:51,209
Fucking Shoney's guy.
2362
01:25:51,210 --> 01:25:55,479
Hey, how about you drive
me to Waffle House?
2363
01:25:55,480 --> 01:25:57,819
No?
2364
01:25:57,820 --> 01:25:59,500
All right.
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