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Oof.

Little bow tie.
That does not bode well.

Uh, I beg to differ.

You know how hard it is
to tie one of those?

That man has already
persevered once today.

I think he got this.

Grand rising, brother...
All right.

...sister...
Mm.

...and ma'am.

I'm Ethan Joyner,
subbing for the second grade.

Thanks for coming in.

You'll be right down the hall
and on the left.

Okay.
Thank you.

He will be selling bean pies

betwixt lanes of traffic
before lunch.

Five bucks that he's gone
by the end of recess.

You know what? Gregory
really needs a win today.

I'll take that bet.
All right.

I just smelled
a smelly smell

that I've never s-smelled
before, and--

and the doorknobs
are so sticky!

I think I just lost
a couple fingerprints.

I forgot.

I actually want to be
a lawyer.

But the kids
ain't even here yet.

Mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm.

It's a clip-on!

A real bow-tie bamboozle.
Mm-hmm.

You want to get a drink
at Rubies tonight?

Uh, yeah. I'm down.

Did y'all not check out
Sabrina's yesterday?

Oh, we did.
Yeah.
Did you mention my name?

Yeah. The staff had
a really loaded reaction.

Bet you didn't have to pay, though.

Monetarily? No.
Emotionally, however...

You know, you're a real
social butterfly lately.

Takes me back to when
I used to stay out all night

to avoid my problems.

But that was last week.

Old gal still got it, huh?

I mean young maiden.

Hey, that's how we roll,
Mel Mel.

Dudin' it up.
Blokin' it back.

Bro-ing it down.

Really?

Mr. Johnson: We used to be
the Three Musketeers.

But now I'm one musketeer,

and they're just two
that don't invite me to things.

Hey, there. How you doing?

I'm Melissa Schemmenti.

I'm the other
second grade teacher,

so I just wanted to
pop over and say hi

and let you know
I'm right across the hall

Thanks.
in case you need anything.

Okay.
I doubt I'll have
any issues.

I used to be a kid. I think
I can handle a dozen me's.

Well, you know,
this is a public school,

so there's gonna be
like 30 of youse there.

Thirty?

Yeah.
Wow.

That's three groups
of ten.

Hey, you're qualified
to take classes here.

Yeah.
Well, thanks for checking in.
Yeah.

I'm gonna be the best temp
these parts have ever seen.

You mean sub.

I did mean sub.
Yeah.

But not all of us can remember
the right words every time.

Um, how long
you been a sub?

Ever since I got
my gift card--

gift certificate--
teaching certificate.

Teaching...
feels like a gift.

Okay, y'all.
Good job today.

And remember, practicing is more
important than your homework.

And if any of your teachers
disagree,

I can and will fire them.

Well, I hope the gym
is to everyone's liking.

I find the acoustics
to be delicious.

Well, Sister Howard,
with a little practice,

our voices will ring louder
than that lipstick of yours.

My church choir is going to be
rehearsing in the school gym

because they found mold
in the church rehearsal room.

So I'm graciously
letting them use

the freshly named
Ava Coleman Memorial Coliseum

for a very reasonable
yet expensive price.

All right, choir.

The announcement
of the closing number

for the Triumphant Love
Concert.

After careful deliberation
and consultation,

we are going to sing...
"Shackles."

Oh!
Just imagine.

One woman will harness
the power of two Marys!

Right you are,
Sister Howard.
Yes!

And we all know
there's only one woman

who can lead us through
those melodious pastures.
Yes.

Sheila!

Congratulations, Sheila.
Ooh, ooh.

Have y'all heard the mash-up

between "Shackles"
and "Poundtown"?

You are not gonna believe what
she took the shackles off of.

Guess.

Ah!
I love it here!

It's like "Cheers"--
except nobody knows my name.

Hey.
I'm gonna go close out.

Oh, close out?
Not so fast, mon frère.

I'm trying to get
another round!

Of water. The drinks here
are a wee bit pricy.

Don't you think it's getting a
little late for a school night?

It's okay.

I will caffeinate
to the gods tomorrow.

Besides, I think
Zach's still awake,

so I kind of want to
wait that out.

Oh, what's going on?
You all in a fight?

Didn't nobody tell you to stay
out of gay folks' business?

Now, you know
that's not the same.

Fine.

Yeah, we've-- we've been
arguing a bit more lately,

but that's normal.

You have
your honeymoon phase

and then
your "I'm in Hell" phase

and then "I guess
we're stuck here" phase.

And then you get married,
and then you die.

Well, how long
has this been going on?

Mm, about a month.

Wait. No.
February is almost over.

So...
I'd say seven months.

Seven months?

We're bored, I guess.

We go entire days
without talking.

And when we do, we're just
kind of pretending

to still be
into each other.

And when we're not bored,
we're bickering.

I don't know. It's just--
It's not working.

It's like a DC movie
over here.

I-I don't want to
overstep,

but at this point,
if you're avoiding going home,

you might want to consider
breaking up.

Well, when you put it
like that,

I guess it's
pretty obvious, huh?

Oh! Nice!

I got one!

♪ Take the shackles off my feet
so I can dance ♪

♪ I just want to
praise You ♪

♪ What you gonna do? ♪

♪ I'm gonna praise You ♪
Damn, Barb!

You were robbed
of that solo.

Sister Sipp picks who she thinks
should sing the solos

based upon who she thinks
is gonna sing it best.

And it just so happens
it's never me.

That's just like
my sorority.

If you're not cool
with the mean girls,

they'll have you all the way
at the back of the step show

like the creepy uncle
at a wedding.

But this is different.

What is a choir if not
a sorority for the Lord?

While I do not agree,
I see your point.

At the next rehearsal, you
need to ask for what you want.

You got to walk in there
like "I am that girl."

I am that woman.

That girl.

I am that lady.

It's just that that doesn't
really hit the same.

That girl.

That girl.
Yes.

Is everything all right?!

For sure.

Been using tactics I read
in a book I heard.

You know, sometimes it feels
like I'm the one teaching them.

Where did you say you got
your teacher's certification?

I didn't.

You didn't get
your certification?

No, I didn't say.
Hey, you want to get in on this?

Aah!

We can't bill them.

Hey, Melissa. Look,
I'm completely underwater

and just in the middle of an
impossible decision right now.

What's up?
Okay.

There's a phony subbing
for your class.

Oh, my goodness.
Are the kids okay?

Yeah, they're fine,
but there is no way

this person has
a teaching certificate.

Melissa, are you sure?

I mean, I cannot be weird
about another sub.

Please just look up
Cassidy Jeffrey for me.

Okay.
But you owe me one.

I'm hanging up now.

All right.

I didn't get in this position by
shying away from bold choices.

Put me down for the
Waldorf salad, extra grapes.

Damn it, Janine.
You've done it again.

Them doughnuts
are gonna kill you.

Mm-hmm.
You know that, right?

Witchyo nosy ass.

Well, I did it.
You broke up with him?

What?
No. Never.

I started the process of
getting him to break up with me.

By telling him that you're
unhappy in the relationship?

Uh, no.

By doing things
that I know he doesn't like.

For example, when I just
got out of the car right now,

I did not say goodbye.

He hates that.

So you did nothing.

Trust me,
this is not nothing, okay?

If I know him, he is
absolutely fuming right now.

I can't watch.

Hey, man, you got a second?
Uh, I'm kind of busy.

I got to finish
watching the Eras Tour.

When Zach finds out
I watched it without him,

we are gonna have
bad blood.

I said we're gonna have bad--
Yeah, I heard you. Um, look.

I don't think
you're gonna end up

feeling really good about
what you're doing here.

I don't.
I feel terrible.

Then why are you doing it?

Because I love Zach,

and if I break up with him,
it will crush him.

And so I'm doing this
for him.

Okay.

Maybe I should stay out
of gay folks' business,

but you can't actually
think this is gonna work.

Would some positive
reinforcement kill you?

I have never broken up
with someone, okay?

I don't even know
how to do it.

Uh, "Hey, Zach,
neither of us is happy,

and so I think
we should break up"?

That's pretty much
exactly it.
Well, you would know.

You're, like,
the only person

who's been dumped
more times than I have.

My time for caring about this
has expired.

Wait.
No, no, no.

You said what you said.
I heard you.

I...
Mm-hmm.

What do you got
for me, kid?

Not only can I not find
a sub cert for Cassidy Jeffrey,

there's not even
a Cassidy Jeffrey in the system.

I knew it. Okay.

Are you on your way down here
now to bury their ass?

Just hold your horsies, okay?

I will be there when I can,
but they need me here.

What--

Oh, sorry.
I had to take that call.

We saw you dial.

Emily, I swear to God.

Barbara, is that a new
ear piercing I see?

No, Sister Sloss.
It's the same one.

You mean
the same several.

Before we begin, I'd like
to throw my hat in the ring

as lead singer on "Shackles."

I've been in the choir
for quite some time now,

and I think that I deserve
a chance.

Well, that's
rather unorthodox,

but I shouldn't say
I'm surprised.

In order for us to get a better
sense of your vocal stylings,

why don't you sing
"O Happy Day"?

Oh. A curveball.

♪ O happy day-- ♪

Thank you!

That was beautiful.

However, "Shackles"
is more in Sheila's key,

so I think
we'll stick with her.

I understand.

I don't.

And this time it's not because
I wasn't paying attention.

Ava, please.
Just calm down.

Nah! 'Cause they ain't gonna be
lying in my coliseum.

No, no. They have
made up their minds.

It's fine.

This is ridiculous.
I've heard Sheila sing.

What she does to those songs,
it's not right.

It's not of the Lord.

Well, sometimes
she does sound like

she's the one
up on the cross.

That's a good one.
Let's go back in and say that.

No.

Ava, I tried.
Let's just leave it alone.

Well, the plan continues
to work flawlessly.

Last night, I focused on
the most passive-aggressive room

in our one-bedroom apartment--
the kitchen.

I didn't squeeze out the sponge.

I left the microwave door open.

As if that wasn't enough,
I made toast.

I took a knife,
and I spread the butter,

and then I took that same knife
and I got some jelly.

I left everything out,
and then I took a big old bite.

Crumbs, like, everywhere.

It's frightening how good I am
at all of this.

It's, um...
I'm s-- I'm scaring myself.

All right. We got to
do this quickly.

Pulled out
of an early meeting.

Told them I had to go feed
the meter.

Don't you guys have
a parking lot?

They knew I was lying.
Ready?

Oh, absolutely.

You know, most people
calm down over time,

but I just get angrier
and less rational.

That's concerning.

Oh.
Hello, Melissa and--

Your worst nightmare.
The jig is up, Jeffrey.

I actually work
at the school district.

And guess who isn't
in the substitute database?

Who?
You.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

I've subbed
all over Philly.

Oh, yeah?
What schools?

Washington. Jefferson.
Roosevelt.

McKinley.
Roosevelt again.

Okay. You're just
naming presidents.

You're out of here.
Yeah.

I've searched
every employment file

that the district has,
and there's no record

of a Cassidy...

Is it "Gee-oh-free"?

It's pronounced
"Jeffrey."

But it isn't spelled that way,
now, is it?

And-- And I bet
if I spelled it correctly

that there would be a record
of you at the district.

Yeah, you really
stepped in it this time,

didn't you, Teagues?

So, is that
the German spelling?

Ja.

It's finally gonna
be over soon.

Zach just sent a text that said,
"We need to talk,"

and he should be here
momentarily.

You shouldn't have
doubted me.

My plan worked,
and your plan shorked.

Not a word. I just came
to get my pen I forgot.

Hey, Gregory!

Oh, hey, Zach. I just came
to grab my pen and I'll be out.

You seemed
really, uh, stressed

in your text. What did
you want to talk about?

Jacob, I've been rather
frustrated and confused.

Well, that seems really...
frustrating and confusing.

And you don't deserve
to feel that way.

My brother,
if I could just--

Jacob, I didn't think
it would come to this,

but I think we should go
to couples counseling.

I wanna break up!

This is exactly why
I'm not in a throuple.

You want to break up? What?
You want to break up? What?

Jacob, you said
you wanted to break up.

Are you sure
you didn't say it first?

Because I-I think
you did.

And if that's the case,
I-I totally understand.

I'm glad you got that
off your chest.

Jacob, what's going on?

Are you breaking up
with me?

Yes.
I don't think

we should be together.

I'm sorry.

We haven't been happy
for a long time, okay?

I felt it.
I know you felt it.

I don't think either of us
wanted to admit

that this is
what needs to happen.

In my heart of hearts,
if I'm being completely honest,

maybe I just brought up
couples therapy

because I was too afraid
to rip off the bandage.

Mm.

This sucks.

Yeah.

I mean...
thank you for being upfront.

That took guts.

Well... don't give me
too much credit.

I've...
I've been so scared.

I've been trying to get you
to break up with me.

Sorry.
What?

Well, actually, it's--
it's really funny.

Like, because I've been
trying to drive you nuts

so that you would
break up with me.

Is that why you've been buying
two of every condiment

despite our limited fridge
and cabinet space?

No. That was-- That was
a genuine mistake

each and every time.

But, uh, everything else
was kinda on purpose.

Jacob Hill,
you sick bitch.

You just released
the kraken.

Ca-caw!

The kraken isn't a bird.
It's a sea mons--

Quiet, sweet prince.

I don't have to care
about that anymore.

And FYI--
Your facts were never fun,

composting is disgusting,

and you held our team back
at trivia night.

♪ Oh, my God ♪

You were right.

I was.

I should have talked to him
immediately.

You should've.

You came back for me.

Came back for my pen.

Yeah, I guess I do have
other pens.

Oh.
There you are.

Here is the key
to the gym.

I will not be sticking around
to overhear those old biddies

praying for the curbs
to stop being so high.

Thanks, Ava.

I know why my sorority sisters
don't like me.

But why don't those
church ladies like you, Barb?

I'm too modern for them.

I am not Christian enough
for them.

All because you got
a few piercings?

If anybody can appreciate
a few extra holes

in their bodies,
it's Jesus.

It is not just about
the piercings.

It is the jazz nights
with Gerald.

It's the all-inclusive
cruises

where Sea Barbara
pokes her little head out.

And not to mention
that...

I'm friends with some of
Abbott's more colorful teachers.

Why do you even want
to be part of that choir

if that's
how they treat you?

Because when I'm singing, that's
when I feel closest to God.

And... when my kids were younger,
you know, balancing it all,

it was-- it was rough.

So one day I didn't go
to church.

And then the next week,
we didn't go to church.

And I just started
to think

if I could just give it all up
like that, what does that mean?

Then I started questioning
my faith altogether.

And then one day, I heard
"Shackles" on the radio.

And that song-- ooh!--
it brought me back to church.

"The testing of your faith
produces perseverance."

Not you quoting scripture.

Lord, He does work
in mysterious ways.

Not that mysterious.

You thought they could
keep me away from a place

that passes out free money
on a free plate?

You know something, Ava?
You are right.

Ah. The Lord wants me
to persevere.

He wants me to tell
that story.

Yes!

Tell that story.

That's not what
I meant at all.

Hey.
How we doing, buddy?

Not great. Turns out
Zach is the vengeful type.

He shrunk
all of my shrinkables,

which is pretty much
every sweater I own.

And not only do I need
new clothes,

but I also have to find
a new apartment-- and soon.

Zach has already started writing
a one-man show about me.

He's calling it "Fleabag,"
but with an "F."

"Fleafaf"?

No.

I am so sick of you two.

Um, why don't we go
to Rubensteins tonight?

I should probably teach you
how to throw darts

so you don't take
somebody's eye out.

We can invite Janine.

Yeah.
That sounds nice.

Hey, can-- can you grab
that granola for me?

It's on the top shelf, and I've
got this... situation happening.

Yeah.

Just came from apologizing
to the sub.

Oh.
It went well,

but they are filing a complaint
with the school district.

Just hope they spell
Teagues with two G's.

I'm sorry I roped you
into this whole thing.

I don't know whether it's
'cause I'm down to one class

or I'm home by myself
all the time now or--

I don't know--
maybe I'm just plain bored.

Maybe you just miss getting
into classic high jinks

with you and me.

Nah.
That's not it.

It's the bored thing.

So, did you tell them

why "Shackles" was
so important to you?

I did.
They were unmoved.

I knew
they wouldn't go for it.

Church ladies,
sorority sisters,

everyone who's ever worked
at a dermatologist's office--

They're all the same.

You know what?
It's all right.

I've learned not to overlook
my many blessings.

Besides, I still get to perform
a song that means so much to me.

And you get
to do it twice.

What do you mean?

I threw together this little
surprise recital for Barb,

because apparently you can't key
a church lady's car anymore?

Well, go on in.

It sure is hot out here.
Go, girl.

I don't mind, though.

I'm just glad to be free.

Know what I'm sayin'?
Unh!

♪ Take the shackles off my feet
so I can dance ♪

♪ I just want to praise You ♪

♪ In the corners of my mind,
I just can't seem to find ♪

♪ A reason to believe
that I can break free ♪

♪ 'Cause, you see,
I have been down for so long ♪

♪ Feel like all hope was gone ♪

♪ But as I lift my hands,
I understand ♪

♪ That I should praise You
through my circumstance ♪

This is making me want
to rejoin the Church--

of Latter-day Saints.
♪ So I can dance ♪

♪ Just want to praise You ♪

♪ I just want to praise You ♪

I should've told Barbara
to stick to one song.

She's going through
her whole discography.

We've heard everything
from "We Shall Overcome"

to "This Little Light of Mine."

We can't keep going on
with all this biblical talk.

This is a public school,
for God's sake.

Now, this next note
is called a whistle tone.

Your first instinct might be
to cover your ears.

Don't.
♪ Ahhh ♪

Hey, Barb. Hey.
Do you know "Go Down, Moses"?

Oh, yes.

'Cause I'mma need you
to let my people go.

Ooh.

Oh, yeah!

Thank you.
Thank you.

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