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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, before you could film
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a major motion picture with your phone,
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the only way to capture memories
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was with this monstrosity. The video camera.
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It was literally backbreaking work,
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but the result was always priceless.
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What's up, B-ball fans?
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Big Tasty coming to you live
from the drive.
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Rumor has it
you like dunks.
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Well, I call this one
"slam, jam, thank you, ma'am."
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ALL: Oh!
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"Honey, I dunked the kid."
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ALL: Oh!
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"Good morning, Viet-slam."
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ALL: Oh!
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ALL: Ooh!
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Call me Jean-Claude Van Jam.
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BOYS: Oh!
(LAUGHTER)
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What?
(BOYS WHOOPING)
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This is the worst thing
I've ever seen,
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and I see my dad
in his underpants
every day.
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But we're only
halfway through watching
my Jampilation...
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The extrava-jam-za.
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Yeah, this has been amazing,
you know,
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a Saturday
really well spent,
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but I am gonna go do
anything else.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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BEVERLY: Aah! It's my little love muffin's birthday!
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Dude, did you tape over
your 5th birthday party?
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That could have been
anyone's parents.
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No, I remember that party...
Your mom gave me a haircut.
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'Cause she said my mom
did a bad job.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Yes! This is wonderful!
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For me. For you,
it's like as bad as it gets.
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It's fine!
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Mom has millions
of tapes of us.
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It's not like
she has every one
of them memorized.
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Hi, love nuggets.
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Oh, your 5th birthday!
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Oh, I remember
every single moment.
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We should go.
No, no. Stay.
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Let's all watch
the best time in my life
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when you were
my Little Schmoo
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and you used to give mama
endless huggies.
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You heard mama.
Play the tape.
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Why watch an old video
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when you can get
a real huggie right now?
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For real?
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Get in here, you.
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(LAUGHS)
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Ohh,
ain't this the best?
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Totally.
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I can really feel
your whole body
against mine.
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BEVERLY: Oh, my baby's
so big and squishy.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM: It was October 7, 1980-something,
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and my dad was engaged in his favorite hobby...
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Watching the weather channel.
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Back then, there were only five channels to watch.
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With the invention of this exciting network,
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dads across America were hooked.
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Call cousin Arnie.
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They have a blizzard
warning in Denver!
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They have no idea
what they're up against!
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Unless it banks south.
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Then they'll just have nice,
mild flurries.
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Ooh. My knee is acting up.
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Bet it's gonna rain.
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(LAUGHING) Oh!
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This guy thinks
it's gonna rain today
with 5% humidity.
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I liked you better
when you hated everything.
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ADULT ADAM: Yep, the weather was my dad's hobby.
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And of course, it couldn't be any more different than mine.
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Okay, here's the deal.
(CLICK)
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You're looking at
a sentient robot
named Johnny 5
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from the hit movie
Short Circuit
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and the less critically
acclaimed Short Circuit 2.
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Why is the robit lounging
on a raft?
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That thing weighs a ton.
It makes no sense.
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The point is,
The Hobby Shop is selling
a limited-edition kit
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to build a mini replica
Johnny 5 and I need money.
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You do realize
I'm gonna say no, right?
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I do know that, yes.
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And that's why
I'm gonna call this
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a learning-based project
and ask you to build it
with me.
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Do not do that.
Do not call it a
learning-based project.
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Then give me the money.
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I won't involve mom,
and we can each go
our separate ways.
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Done. How much?
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$96.
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I'm gonna ask you
to go away now.
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Mom, I have
a learning-based project
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dad won't
get involved in!
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What is this about
a learning-based project?
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I like
the sound of that.
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I want to build a robot
with dad,
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but he doesn't want to
do it with me.
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Murray!
It's a learning-based
project!
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Mama, why won't he let me
learn stuff?
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It's a learning-based
project!
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The thing
costs 100 bucks.
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Tell you what...
Instead of going to the store
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and buying a bunch
of robot parts,
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dad will help you build one
from junk around the house.
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Oh, no,
what have I done?
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I was literally
just sitting here.
No. Zip it.
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Zip it. Zip it.
I've made up my mind.
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You two are building a robot,
and that's final!
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Yay!
Learning-based project!
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Yeah, I'm a putz.
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ADULT ADAM:
While I was stuck with the grumpiest man on the planet,
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Barry went to the smartest man he knew.
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Coach Meller! Coach!
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I need your help.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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Third graders, out!
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You're of no use to me
until you develop adult bodies
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that can play something
besides tag.
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What are we looking at here,
Goldberg?
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I taped over
my 5th birthday party!
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My mom will never forgive me
if I can't get her tape back.
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You're the A.V. club adviser.
Help me.
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Well, it's more
of a ceremonial title.
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I just get to keep the key
to the A.V. closet on my belt,
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but mostly
I just hand the key off
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to that weird kid
with the muppet voice.
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My brother?
That's him... Muppet boy.
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So is it possible?
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Can we un-film
what I taped over?
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Absolutely.
All we got to do is pop
that tape into the VCR,
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hit record and rewind
at the same time,
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and it will un-record
the top layer of video.
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Duh!
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The answer was in
front of me the whole time.
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ADULT ADAM:
Except that wasn't the answer.
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To the nerd hole.
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ADULT ADAM: While you could easily tape over something,
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you could never un-erase it.
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(GRINDING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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No!
Why didn't it work?
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'Cause nobody really knows
how VHS technology works.
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It's a mystery
science can't solve.
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Looks like your only choice
is to come clean.
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Or I double-down
and keep lying.
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I lied
on a job application once
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and said I was proficient
in the audio-visual arts.
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Now here we are.
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So the lesson is...
Don't lie.
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Unless it gets you
an extra 60 bucks a week
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and a butt-load
of extension cords.
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I feel good about today.
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ADULT ADAM:
In my brother's mind, there was only one logical choice...
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Frame my mom.
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First, he took his ruined birthday tape
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and steamed off the label.
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Next, he stuck it onto my mom's Phil Donahue tape
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so the next time she'd watch Barry's birthday,
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she'd find this.
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In the long-term, it's not good for us.
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I just don't understand
how I could be so careless!
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Don't beat yourself up
too bad.
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I mean, yeah,
it's an unforgivable mistake.
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But one day,
I'll recover.
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But I won't!
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Those were
the first moving images
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of my precious
love monkeys.
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Lost! Forever!
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Dude, I'm all for lying
to our parents,
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but this is
very not okay.
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The good news is
she'll totally forget
about it in a few days.
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I will never forget
about this!
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Or a few weeks.
Ever.
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Mom's a mess.
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I've failed as a mother...
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I can't take it, Barry.
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...as a woman...
Either you tell her...
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...and as a human person.
Or I will.
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This is all your fault,
Phil Donahue,
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you gorgeous
white-haired bastard.
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Okay,
brainstorming session.
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Murray, now that you've been
forced to build a robo-man,
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you get to delight
in Adam's favorite hobby.
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I was about to delight
in the weather channel.
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They got a new ticker
at the bottom of the screen.
It's always moving.
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Are we done here?
No!
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Come on. Tell me what this
metal-sucker should look like.
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Get the ball rolling,
Mur-Man.
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(WHISPERING)
I don't know. Um...
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It could have a...
Button.
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Good! A button.
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Way to go there, big guy.
Adam, your turn.
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It definitely should have
a back to the future-style
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flux capacitor
for time travel.
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Don't write that down.
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No time travel.
That's not a thing.
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There are no bad ideas
in brainstorming.
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What else you got?
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I don't know.
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Maybe like a pointy hand
that could poke stuff.
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An ion-based magma cannon.
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A hat.
A combat-ready
cloaking device.
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Metal feet.
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We should also
give it emotions
and a sense of humor.
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No!
Don't write that down!
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Ever heard
of Short Circuit?
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Once we get it struck
by lightning,
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it'll be alive
just like Johnny 5.
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That was a movie.
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For the sake of argument,
let's entertain the notion
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that this robot can have
anything we want it to have.
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That's what
I'm trying to do, bro,
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but unless this robot
can give fog advisories,
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my father
ain't getting onboard.
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A weather robit.
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Now, that actually
makes sense.
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I want this thing to have
a snow plow.
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And inter-dimensional
portals.
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Now we're cooking
with gas.
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ADULT ADAM: While my dad and I were finally coming together,
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my mom was still falling apart.
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Dude, look at her.
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She's even lost her will
to jazzercise.
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You were supposed to
tell her by now.
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I know,
but I have great news.
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I came up with something
so much better than the truth.
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I searched through
all our old tapes
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and cut together
Beverly Goldberg's
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most awesome moments
as a mom.
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I call it a Momtage.
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I don't understand.
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See,
I took the word "mom"
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and mushed it into
the word "montage,"
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which is Spanish
for the word "honesty."
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I know
what "montage" means.
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Just tell me
how it'll make her
feel better.
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Simple. There's nothing
that woman loves more than
taking care of us.
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When she watches
her greatest hits,
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she'll give me a hug
and forget all about
the other tape.
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(CLICK)
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♪ Never surrender ♪
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BARRY: Momtage!
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Starring our mama.
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Chores!
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00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:57,369
Living the dream!
249
00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:00,405
Cooking foods!
250
00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:04,376
Too hot, but thank you!
251
00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,512
Unclogging stuff!
252
00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,715
It was dad, not me!
253
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,752
Giant hair!
254
00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:16,521
Fashion icon!
255
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,726
Yelling about safety!
256
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:25,730
We heart Beverly!
257
00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,070
Well?
Good stuff, right?
258
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,572
Yeah, I'm going to
tell her myself,
259
00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,740
because this will literally
send her into madness.
260
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:40,645
Why can't you trust me
that for once I make
things better?
261
00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:42,247
BEVERLY:
You did it Cchmoo-Barry!
262
00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,049
You went on the big potty!
263
00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,217
We'll remember this forever.
264
00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:47,686
No!
That's why!
265
00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:50,188
Because you taped over
another priceless memory!
266
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:54,092
Chill!
I can fix this
with another Momtage.
267
00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,896
ADULT ADAM: It had been two days since my dad came aboard
268
00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:01,633
my greatest hobby, and the results were epic!
269
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:02,500
Big news!
270
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:03,768
I got a tin of rugelach.
271
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,337
You two look like
you could use a break.
272
00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:08,673
No breaks.
We're on a roll.
Check it out.
273
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,742
Here's our robot
in killer cyborg form.
274
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,711
Here he is shooting
his laser-guided fist.
275
00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:17,315
And here he is using
a doppler radar
to predict black ice.
276
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,118
Hoo-hoo!
Can you imagine?
277
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,621
Now let's get to work.
On what?
278
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:23,521
Duh. Our robot.
279
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:26,725
Sure, it won't be easy,
but you said you'd tinker.
280
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,393
We can't build
this thing.
281
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,128
It's got
a time-travel thingy.
282
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,364
This technology
doesn't even exist!
283
00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:33,932
Not with that attitude.
284
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,000
Okay, it's on me.
285
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,668
I should have known better
than to encourage
286
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,702
all this "robit"
nonsense.
287
00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:40,405
Oh, like your
hobby's so great?
The weather. Feh.
288
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,274
Don't "feh" the weather.
It can make or break us.
289
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:47,479
Just ask those
poor bastards
down Tornado Alley.
290
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:47,879
Please.
291
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,682
My robot can defeat
any tornado
you throw at me.
292
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,651
Easy, fellas.
Have some rugelach.
293
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,519
Really?
A category-nine twister
294
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,388
versus this tin can?
Please!
295
00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:59,557
It's got nuts and jam!
Just take a taste.
296
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:00,125
You fool.
297
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:03,461
My robot is made
out of indestructible
adamantium
298
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:06,498
and has a drill
that can dig into
the core of the earth
299
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,134
and change your
precious weather
patterns.
300
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,036
I should have
never agreed
to the drill!
301
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,804
I was on the fence
about it,
302
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,040
and now you're using it
against me!
303
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,141
My own son!
304
00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:16,708
Just take a taste.
305
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,844
Al. Enough of
your deli cookie, please.
306
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:20,545
Just take a taste!
307
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,147
Look, you're not
a little kid anymore.
308
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,082
You got to stop
with these toys
309
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,384
and the fantasies
and the "robits."
310
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:26,851
It's robot.
311
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,454
Why won't you say it
the right way?
312
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,722
Say "robot"!
313
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,157
I am! "Robit"!
314
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:32,924
Ro-bot.
315
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,159
"Robit"!
Robot!
316
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,227
"Robit"!
Ro-bot!
317
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,029
It doesn't matter
what you call it.
318
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,066
You need to find a hobby
for a kid your age,
319
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,167
a hobby that's real.
320
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,101
None of this crap
is real!
321
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,370
You think
I don't know
what's not real?
322
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,571
Well, you sure as hell
act like it is!
323
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:49,507
It's called fun,
to pretend,
to imagine,
324
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,477
to think of things
that may be
possible one day.
325
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,011
It's what I do.
326
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,979
Hell, I'll go build
this robot right now
327
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,915
just to show you
anything's possible.
328
00:11:56,917 --> 00:12:00,518
You're gonna go invent
a time-traveling "robit"
329
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,353
in your room
just to spite me?
330
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,656
Yes, and he will
walk and talk
331
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:07,492
and be the father
that you could
only hope to be.
332
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,560
At this point,
I'm very open
333
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,161
to a metal man
coming down here
334
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,030
and taking some of this
off my plate!
335
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,398
Good!
'Cause it's done!
336
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,968
No, no, no.
Again, I'm really
into it.
337
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,505
Rugelach is
a friendship snack.
338
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,408
ADULT ADAM: As I convinced myself to build a robot,
339
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,010
Erica convinced Barry to come clean to my mom.
340
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:29,748
Hi, ma. You can
unload those groceries
by yourself later.
341
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,217
Right now,
we need to talk.
342
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,051
What's wrong, squishy?
343
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:36,287
First, I'll kick things off
with a gravity-defying dunk
344
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,556
dedicated to my
very understanding
345
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,824
and forgiving mother.
346
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,493
I named it
"I love you, mama."
347
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,962
You're very sweet
to cheer me up, honey.
348
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:44,596
And remember that.
349
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,431
'Cause after my dunk,
I'm gonna tell
you all about
350
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,968
how I taped over
my birthday,
then framed you,
351
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,370
and then taped over
even more
precious stuff.
352
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,472
Watch me jam it home!
353
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,978
(ALL CHEERING)
354
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,279
That's right, JTP!
355
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,516
Get my mom riled up
with your infectious energy!
356
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:07,018
He soars like
an angel!
357
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:07,552
You did it?
358
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,855
And then made me
turn against Phil Donahue?
359
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,857
So you lost
a few irreplaceable
memories,
360
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:15,326
but think about
what you gained!
361
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,961
An explosive
jampilation
362
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,696
of my sweetest
rim encounters!
363
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,165
You think
I'd rather have a video
364
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:24,369
of you jam-dunking
on some low rim? Seriously?
365
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,771
Low?
That's NBA
regulation.
366
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:27,806
It's not.
I just told you that
367
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,941
to make you
feel good
about yourself.
368
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:30,909
It's low, bro.
Yeah, thing's tiny.
369
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,077
That's not regulation
at all.
370
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:33,878
Oh, my God!
371
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,246
I entered
the dunk contest
372
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,048
at the Villanova
game next week!
373
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,316
How could you
lie to me?
374
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,618
Because that's what
a good mama does.
375
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,252
Shes builds you up
376
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,154
and makes you feel like
you can do anything.
377
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,291
I've spent the
past decade
planning to be
378
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,026
a basketball legend
and rap star!
379
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,495
Now I'm just gonna be
some lowly rap mogul?
380
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,964
That can't be the life
you want for me!
381
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,633
What I want
is my old tapes back,
382
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,736
but that's not happening,
either, is it?
383
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,472
My life's a sham.
384
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:02,740
Goodbye, dreams.
385
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,742
ADULT ADAM:
As my brother's dreams were dying,
386
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,078
I was realizing it really was impossible
387
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,580
to give life to a robot.
388
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,782
Hey!
What are the rules?
389
00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:13,151
Don't come in your room,
don't touch your crap,
390
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,285
and don't come in your room
to touch your crap.
391
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,921
And right now,
you're breaking
all of them. Get out.
392
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:17,655
I'm sorry, okay?
393
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,325
But I really need
the electrical guts
inside this boom box.
394
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:23,895
For what?
To build a spite robot
that can replace dad,
395
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,897
a nice one
that keeps
his pants on.
396
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,398
Take a seat.
397
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:32,470
All right,
how do I say this?
Uh...
398
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,472
It's time to give up
your stupid thing.
399
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,441
What?
No, no, no, no.
Never.
400
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,611
Trust me. I'm talking
from experience here.
401
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,481
When I was your age,
this was my hobby.
402
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,983
Strawberry shortcake.
Heard of it?
403
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,652
Yeah, they're those
chubby dolls
that smell like pie.
404
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,822
Put her in your hand
and tell me what you smell.
405
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,757
(SNIFFS)
406
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:53,992
Nothing.
407
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:54,659
Exactly.
408
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,794
I smelled her so long
and so hard
409
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,230
that all the berry is gone,
and you know why?
410
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:03,635
Because I was playing
with these until I was
in the ninth grade.
411
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:04,235
Oh, God.
412
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,205
No one liked
this girl, Adam.
No one.
413
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,040
Everyone else moved on
to real hobbies
414
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:12,477
like sports and boys
and wine coolers,
415
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,012
and I was still sniffing
the straw.
416
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,848
But robots are
way cooler than
those dolls.
417
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:19,918
Are they, Adam?
Are they?
418
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,688
It's time, dude.
Move on.
419
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:25,924
ADULT ADAM:
The last thing I wanted
420
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,559
was to be that sad, little geek in the photo.
421
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,029
At that moment, I realized my dad was right.
422
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:35,400
It was time to give up robots forever.
423
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,338
While Barry's heart was broken
424
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,240
'cause he'd never play in the NBA,
425
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,007
my mom felt even worse
426
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,411
'cause she was the one who broke it.
427
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,246
Goodbye,
round mound
of rebound.
428
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,248
It would have been nice
to be your teammate
429
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,716
until I became
a franchise player
430
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,852
and you got traded
to Utah in disgrace.
431
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:59,390
ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my mom knew that some taped memory
432
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,625
from the past wasn't as important
433
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,895
as making Barry feel good about his future.
434
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:06,531
And so Beverly Goldberg did what she does best,
435
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,967
build up her children in an unrealistic way.
436
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,269
BEVERLY: Barry, wait.
Mom, I'm going
to school
437
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,570
'cause I actually
have to learn stuff now
438
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,406
'cause I'm not getting
drafted by the Sixers
next month.
439
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,708
Love bug,
just sit down.
440
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,977
There's something
I want you to see.
441
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:19,777
(CLICKS)
442
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,379
♪ Never surrender
443
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,448
See, I took
the word "schmoo"
444
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:26,551
and combined it
with "compilation."
445
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,618
Mom, don't bother.
446
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,487
It's not gonna make
anything better.
447
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,154
Shh.
448
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,790
BEVERLY: (ON TV)
Starring Barry Goldberg.
449
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:33,858
Hee-yah!
450
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,860
Ne-yah! Ne-yah!
451
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,061
(GRUNTS)
452
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,663
Fists...
453
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,465
BEVERLY: Kara-te Power!
454
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,233
♪ You were born a fighter
455
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,903
♪ In the blood, a mighty warrior
456
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,138
BEVERLY: Jumping Stuff!
457
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,941
♪ Driven by desire
458
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:50,875
♪ Glory calls
459
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,043
BEVERLY: Popping and locking!
460
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:55,146
♪ It's waiting for you
(SCREAMS)
I hate this game!
461
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:55,947
BEVERLY: Passion!
462
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,382
♪ When they try to break you down
463
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,250
♪ You can take it
(WATER RUNNING)
464
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,885
♪ That don't shake you
BEVERLY: Long showers!
465
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,988
♪ When your back's against the wall
(BEEPING)
466
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,758
♪ The thrill of the fight's got you standing tall
467
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,426
BEVERLY: Treasure! ♪ Never surrender
468
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,229
Adam! Get out!
Stop video...
469
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,196
BEVERLY: Hero!
(CLAPPING)
470
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,399
♪ You've got the heart of a hero
BEVERLY: Whoo!
471
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,199
♪ Never Surrender ♪
472
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,101
But you forgot to mention
my frisbee skills...
473
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:20,571
(CLICKS)
...and how easily I can
make friends with horses.
474
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,172
See?
475
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,774
You're so much more
than basketball, honey.
476
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:28,112
You are amazingly
talented at so
many amazing things.
477
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,747
I am good
at basically everything.
478
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,883
I just couldn't live
with myself
479
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,986
if I knew
I took away
your dreams.
480
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:39,390
So, does this mean
you forgive me
for ruining your tapes?
481
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,059
Of course.
482
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:44,228
Look, I know it's crazy
how much I love them,
483
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,365
but they just remind
me of a time
484
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,434
when you still
needed me.
485
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:49,934
Mom.
486
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,803
Look at all the stuff
you do for me.
487
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,338
Everything I am
is because of you.
488
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,173
I'll always need you.
489
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:58,042
(ROD STEWART'S
FOREVER YOUNG PLAYING)
490
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,516
Goodbye, R2 and 3PO.
491
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:09,520
I guess you are not
the droids
I was looking for.
492
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,090
Well, you did it.
493
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,826
He's giving up
all his robots.
494
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:15,626
I didn't want that.
495
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,096
I just wanted him
to grow up a little bit.
496
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:18,696
Look at him.
497
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,298
He's watching
the damn weather.
498
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,534
He has the rest
of his life to be
one of us.
499
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,203
Why rush him into it?
500
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:28,673
Oh, damn.
I hate when you're right.
501
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,876
♪ And may sunshine and happiness
502
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:32,477
Where you going?
503
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:36,147
I'm gonna finish
a learning-based
project.
504
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,082
ADULT ADAM: Just as I had given up robots,
505
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:42,019
my dad went out and bought me the one I always wanted.
506
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,354
♪ Dignified and true
(WHIRRING)
507
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:47,758
MURRAY: Hello, Earth Boy.
It's me, Short Circuit.
508
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,793
Just go away.
509
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,362
Be-bop-boop!
Be-bop-boop!
510
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,663
Not interested.
511
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,233
MURRAY: But Jimmy 5 is alive!
512
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,236
(CHUCKLES) I'm alive!
513
00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,370
(BLEEP)
514
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,973
It's Johnny 5,
and you're not alive.
515
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:02,807
You're a stupid toy.
516
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,742
♪ And in my heart, you'll always stay
517
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,944
Look. I know what I said.
518
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:07,512
♪ Forever young
519
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:11,549
And I'd never
want you to stop
with the "robit" stuff
520
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,750
because of me.
521
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:13,284
It's fine, dad.
522
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,653
You're not the only one
who said I should move on.
523
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,454
Well, they're wrong.
524
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,556
I like that you got
a big imagination
525
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,993
and you like all that
crazy time-travel stuff.
526
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,628
You do?
Yeah.
527
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,529
It's what makes you, you,
528
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,130
and I wouldn't want to
change that.
529
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,732
♪ Build a stairway to heaven
530
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,768
Maybe a little.
You're a weird kid.
531
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,302
Thanks.
532
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,937
So what do you say
we take this sucker out
533
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,273
and try and get it struck
by lightning?
534
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,141
Bring this "robit"
to life.
535
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:37,742
It's robot.
536
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,778
And it's impossible
to know when lightning's
gonna strike next.
537
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,315
Hey. You got your hobby.
I got mine.
538
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,316
ADULT ADAM: And with that,
539
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,552
my dad and I combined our hobbies.
540
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,754
Of course, lightning never struck my robot
541
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,655
and Jimmy 5 never came alive.
542
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:54,458
But that night, my dad and I made a memory
543
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,827
that would last a lifetime,
544
00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:01,098
something we would always have to look back on.
545
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,201
♪ Forever young
(SNIFFS)
546
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:06,437
ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about letting go of the past.
547
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:07,071
It's never easy.
548
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,774
And sometimes, we never let go of it at all.
549
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,108
But the amazing thing about life
550
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:16,113
is that we make new precious memories every single day.
551
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,181
♪ Forever young
Hey, mom.
552
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:20,518
I was gonna go
outside and throw down
some monster jams.
553
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,887
Maybe you want to
come watch?
554
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,122
I'd love to, baby.
555
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:29,527
♪ Forever young
556
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:33,331
ADULT ADAM: And the memories come when you least expect it.
557
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:38,436
♪ Forever young ♪
558
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,537
ALL: Oh!
559
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:40,771
(LAUGHTER)
560
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,174
(ALL CHEERING)
561
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,016
ALL: Oh!
562
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,652
I have awful news.
563
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,519
Do you remember
that video of me
564
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,588
playing with my strawberry
shortcake dolls
565
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,923
when I was little?
566
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,558
I accidentally
taped over it.
567
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,759
Erica, how could you?
568
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,862
I'm sorry. I guess I just
messed up like Barry did.
569
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,497
Yeah, that's
a real shame.
570
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,532
Lucky for us,
I made a copy.
571
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,634
What?
572
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,401
Oh.
Barry!
573
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,203
ERICA: (ON TV) Good morning, blueberry muffin!
574
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:13,137
You smell delicious today!
575
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,605
Oh, why, thank you, cherry cuddler.
576
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,608
Do you want to join us at the berry bake shoppe for tea?
577
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,310
Oh, well, I can't because I have plans
578
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:22,013
with my boyfriend, David Hasselhoff!
579
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:23,914
(ALL LAUGHING)
So adorable.
580
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,049
You're so dead!
581
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,417
Classic.
So awkward.
582
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,219
I love her so much.
583
00:21:28,419 --> 00:21:30,219
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