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Oh my godness!
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You wanna come to L.A. with me?
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Nobody makes me wet like that.
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We wanna publish your book.
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I cheated on you.
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- When?
- After you fucked Cherie Jaffe.
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Would you marry me?
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And I am Alice Pieszecki on KCRW.
Welcome back.
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We are talking about the connection
between love
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and the senses.
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We are trying to rekindle the sexual spark
in this long-term relationship.
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All these days I have these
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- feelings!
- Feelings about what?
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Feelings about men.
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I want you to move out.
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What are you doing with that child?
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- Who are you?
- Her aunt, Kit Porter.
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I've never felt this hard
for a woman in my entire life.
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I'm pregnant.
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I don't know who I am anymore.
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I've always felt really uncomfortable
with this body.
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So I've decided a transition
from female to male.
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When you get the body you need,
who's gonna live inside of it?
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If you think men are the ennemy,
then you and I have a problem.
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I wanna believe that real, true connection
among human beings is actually possible.
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Shane is going to Oregon city
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to visit Gabriel McCutcheon.
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Why don't you come home with me for dinner?
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It'd be a good time to meet Carla and Shay.
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I knew you were his daughter.
You have his genes.
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I mean, look at all three of you.
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I'm getting married next week.
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I'd like for you guys to be there.
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This is Carmen's friend, Helena.
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She's the one that invited us all
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and paid for our plane tickets
and our hotel rooms.
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I'm cutting you off financially.
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- You're not serious...
- You need to know
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that people love you
even if you're pennyless.
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Today on the Chart we're looking at
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how do you end a vicious cycle.
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Well, Shane's father left his wife
and ran off with some flizzie.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just who I am.
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I know you know what I'm talking about.
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She said that
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she doesn't expect you to forgive her.
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She's not proud of this.
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She is who she is.
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I've changed my mind.
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I don't want you to adopt my daughter.
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Henry and I are thinking
of starting a family
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and we want Angelica to be
a full part of that.
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Don't do this.
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I'm warning you.
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Where are they?
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Fuck you Bette!
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Bette, it's Tina.
This is not okay.
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Where the hell are you?!
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Angelica and mama B are just gonna go
for a little adventure
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until we figure out what to do next.
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It's gonna be fine.
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Yeah, it's open. Come in!
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Still nothing...
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Alright, you know what?
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It's worth the try. She can't be far
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and it hasn't been 24 hours.
So I think we should just do it.
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Where is Lara?
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She left this morning.
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Does she take that job in San Fransisco?
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You knew about that?
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It's a great gig.
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It's a 4 star hotel.
She'll have her own kitchen...
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She was so afraid
that you would take this really hard.
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No, I mean...
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It's...
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it's weird 'cause Dana said
one day at the hospital she was like...
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She really wanted me to go out
and make me friends,
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you know. She said
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"your whole world revolves
on this tiny little orbit". That was...
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before the Lara thing.
That's kinda weird.
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Oh yeah, well... "the Lara thing".
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Yeah, it was...
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incestuous?
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Yeah, if that's what you wanna call it.
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Something happened to me up here
and I'm really ready to just
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- sort of go home and...
- Hello!
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Hi!
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- Thank you.
- Hey! You're welcome.
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Do you guys mind if we start this
very serious?
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It's just Clause is leaving for Montreal
in about 10 minutes.
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- And I wanna be able to say goodbye.
- Yeah I know. I just...
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I was waiting for Helena 'til she gets here.
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Sorry, I was just setting up the bill.
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- It's ironic.
- Hey, should we all pay chambers?
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No. I mean, don't be silly, Max.
Thanks, but...
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Helena, maybe...
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Look, it was all taken care of
in advance, alright?
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- Stop fussing.
- Okay, can we start?
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- Yeah.
- Maybe I should take off for this, guys.
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No. Max, this is an intervention
and in an intervention we need everybody,
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the whole extended family.
Now, get over here.
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This is Bette Porter.
You reach her cellphone.
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- Okay, you're ready?
- Leave a message.
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- Hey Bette, it's Alice.
- And Jenny.
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- And Helena.
- And Max.
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And Kit.
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We just wanted to tell you
how much we love you.
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Yeah, we love you and we want you to know
that we stand by you.
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So... no matter what.
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And we totally understand
what you did because
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if we had been in your position, Bette,
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we would have done exactly the same thing.
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Well, maybe not the same thing,
maybe, you know...
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- Uh something...
- But you've gotta do the right thing.
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- Yeah...
- Bette, you've got to bring Angelica home.
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- We can help you.
- You need to bring the baby home.
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And Bette, there is no question
about the fact that she is your baby.
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Oh yeah, we're not gonna let anybody
take the baby away from you. So don't...
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Not even a motherfucknig court of law...
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Well if it does come
to the Court of law, Bette,
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we're all gonna testify on your behalf
'cause you have a really strong case.
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And we'll talk to Tina.
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And we'll tell her to, you know,
calm down and...
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Tina's just... I mean,
who knows? Tina might...
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..call the police and have your ass thrown in jail
and ruin your brand new godanm career...
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not to mention
the rest of your fucking life!
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Tina, that was kinda stupid.
She's not gonna come home.
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Where the fuck is she?!
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Is she still in Canada?
Is she back in the States?
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What? Is she taking Angelica
to fucking Tombouctou?!
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Kit!
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I have no idea where she is.
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Well you can tell her,
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for me,
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that if she's not in L.A.
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by the time I get back,
I will call the police.
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And when they find her,
I will take my daughter away from her.
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And she will never see Angelica again!
Okay? You got that?!
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You tell her that!
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Well, how serious?
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No, no, no, Joyce, Joyce...
Just tell me what can she do?
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What can she do?
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Worst case scenario if she decides to be
the hypocrital monster we already know she is.
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Well fuck her then, just fuck her.
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No, nobody's taking my family away.
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Yeah, I don't know, I don't know!
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Well, we're just not coming back.
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Mexico.
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I don't know.
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Yeah, well, I had an artist friend of mine
who moved in entire family to Oaxaca.
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Well, I didn't have any trouble crossing
the american border.
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Wait, Joyce, can you hold on? I'm just,
I'm getting another call. Hold on.
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Phyllis...
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Yeah, hi!
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No, no, no, I'm happy to hear from you.
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Yeah.
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Uh... where am I?
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I'm in Northern California.
I'm just...
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taking a last minute road trip
with my daughter.
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Yeah, just trying to get in
these last precious moments before work.
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Yeah, I know, I know, I know...
It goes by so fast.
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But I'm excited.
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Yeah, I am. I'm ready.
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Yeah, I can't wait to get started.
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So I will see you on campus, monday morning.
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Okay, great. Thanks.
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Can I get a sippy cup?
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Does anybody have a sippy cup!?
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Jesus!
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Shane, come on!
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I want you!
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Jesus!
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Where have you been?
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Now, you're gonna fuck me.
I've been waiting all day.
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Just fucking relax for a second.
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You crazy little freak.
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Freak!
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What were you thinking thinking you were
gonna marry that ridiculous girl?
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That ridiculous little...
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bouncy, chacha...
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tiwnkle...
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You don't know her.
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You have no right to say that about her.
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Oh shoot!
Where's my driver?
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Oh right! I cancelled your driver.
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You did what?
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Helena,
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you need to try...
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You need to start thinking differently.
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You know? You can't just take a limousine
home from the airport anymore.
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Alice,
I'm actually quite a practical person.
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- I'll take a taxi.
- A taxi?
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To Broad Beach to Malibu?
It's as much as a limousine.
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- Then I'll take the bus.
- A bus is not gonna go there!
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We need to take an airport chattle.
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Fine. Just show me
where I have to go, alright?
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Your luggage?
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- Porter...
- No, no, no.
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Come here.
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There is this thing
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and it's called a luggage cart.
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I don't know about moving in yet.
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It feels kinda creepy.
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She's not dead.
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I'm just assuming that
Carmen will not be living with us anymore.
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I can totally pick up her share of the rent.
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You know,
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I'm just gonna clean up her stuff
for safe keeping.
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And Shane can deal with all of
Carmen's stuff when she gets back.
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Kinda wanna make sure
it's ok with Shane first.
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I don't care if
it's ok with Shane right now.
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What Shane did is terrible.
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And completely unforgivable.
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Jenny...
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You know what? She should have called us.
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She should have told us what's going on.
It's terrible.
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Some compassion, Jenny.
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Alice worked for weeks
setting this wedding up.
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Helena spent a small fortune.
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I don't expect Carmen
to forgive Shane anytime soon.
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But, I do.
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And so should you. I mean,
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I forgive you.
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What?
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What the fuck do you forgive me for?
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- Come on...
- I haven't changed who I am.
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Max...
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I know I've been kind of a jerk,
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since I've been on the testosterone, but,
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I thought
you totally supported my transition.
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I do support your transition.
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We just don't go together anymore.
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That's why I didn't freak out
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when you got together with Claude.
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But I just...
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I just don't know why we can't work it out.
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Because you identify as a straight man.
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So there is the mismatch,
because you want me to be
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your straight girlfriend
to your straight guy.
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And I identify as a lesbian
who likes to fuck girls.
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And you're not a girl.
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Yeah...
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- You don't have a key anymore?
- No.
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She changed the fucking locks
the day I moved out.
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Fuck!
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I want my baby...
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I just wanna see her.
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Where the hell is she, huh?
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Where is she?
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I just... want her back.
I want her back.
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Maybe it's time to call the police.
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Mummy doesn't have any milk
but we could put some...
254
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We could put some water
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in here if you want me to...
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Bette, you're in there? It's me, Kit.
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How's that? Better?
258
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It's better than a poke in the eye
with the sharp stick.
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If that's what you mean, Whit.
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There is good news.
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Oh!
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There is good news!
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The good news is
that I found the qualified tenant
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and your landlord is willing to let you
out of the lease.
265
00:15:10,817 --> 00:15:12,131
But the bad news is
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the tenant wants to take over
pretty much straighter way.
267
00:15:15,597 --> 00:15:17,063
Where am I supposed to go?
268
00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:18,743
Well, I suggest...
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You need to work out
what your income is going to be
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and what you can afford to pay you a rent.
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I wasn't exactly on
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a salary, Whit.
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Then, if I'm
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gonna be running a movie studio, then...
275
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Oh yes, the movie studio...
276
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What? I know we're still operating
in the red way.
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I wasn't gonna be
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piggish.
279
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But I should be making at least
what Tina's making.
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It seems...
281
00:15:55,798 --> 00:15:57,931
the library loan was worth the asking price
282
00:15:57,938 --> 00:15:59,920
and Paramount was looking to acquire...
283
00:16:00,308 --> 00:16:02,763
Your mother wanted to unload it
before she left for Antigo.
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Mother's
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00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,482
in Antigo?
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00:16:07,707 --> 00:16:09,291
Well, a private island, actually.
287
00:16:10,715 --> 00:16:12,481
No phones. Very romantic.
288
00:16:12,687 --> 00:16:14,501
She seems to be head over heels.
289
00:16:16,637 --> 00:16:18,863
How lovely for her...
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00:16:29,745 --> 00:16:32,192
- Please, Whit, just...
- I'll get the bottle.
291
00:16:37,687 --> 00:16:40,501
So, do you want me to leave?
Just like
292
00:16:40,505 --> 00:16:42,603
- drive away right now?
- Yeah, she's freaked.
293
00:16:42,607 --> 00:16:45,082
She doesn't wanna see anybody, not even you.
294
00:16:45,236 --> 00:16:48,210
I have to take her to her lawyer office
as soon as we land.
295
00:17:02,698 --> 00:17:03,853
I'm sorry.
296
00:17:07,995 --> 00:17:10,891
Listen, I made that appointment
tomorrow at noon.
297
00:17:12,387 --> 00:17:13,632
You're still okay with that?
298
00:17:14,357 --> 00:17:17,533
Look, we've got over this
106 ways to... it.
299
00:17:17,535 --> 00:17:20,363
I know. I know it's the right decision.
I just...
300
00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:23,433
I just wanna make sure
you're not having a tough time with that.
301
00:17:23,858 --> 00:17:26,093
I am having a tough time with that.
302
00:17:27,028 --> 00:17:28,732
I know it's the right decision.
303
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,003
Hey,
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00:17:34,248 --> 00:17:35,151
I love you.
305
00:17:43,026 --> 00:17:45,633
Oh no, baby,
you don't wanna kiss me right now.
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00:17:45,637 --> 00:17:47,132
Yeah, yeah, that would be
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disgusting.
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00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:54,522
I love you.
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00:17:55,898 --> 00:17:57,043
I love you...
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One credit card,
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00:18:15,985 --> 00:18:17,902
with a 3.500$ limit.
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00:18:18,447 --> 00:18:21,643
I can't even buy a pair of shoes
with 3.500$!
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00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,040
Well, no.
Not if you're talking about
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00:18:24,046 --> 00:18:26,930
14.000$ handmade in Barcelona laceups, no.
315
00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:28,461
Yeah! But I had to. I mean,
316
00:18:28,468 --> 00:18:31,060
they were perfect with
that Empire ways vintage printshift.
317
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:31,921
Refill?
318
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,692
No, I don't think I can afford it.
319
00:18:35,426 --> 00:18:36,863
Helena, it's free.
320
00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:38,463
- "President's Choice" -
by Sweatshop Union
321
00:18:40,438 --> 00:18:43,501
What about your car?
Isn't your car like 300.000$?
322
00:18:43,507 --> 00:18:45,322
I mean, you could live on that
for like 2 years.
323
00:18:45,328 --> 00:18:46,571
Maybe you could.
324
00:18:47,805 --> 00:18:49,151
Alright. Maybe I could.
325
00:18:49,705 --> 00:18:52,030
If my mother had not let Whit repossess it.
326
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,162
Whit suggested I look into
327
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:58,722
something called hie-yun-day? dey?
328
00:18:58,727 --> 00:19:00,523
Hyundai? Hyundai?
329
00:19:01,635 --> 00:19:03,990
Wow! Well, she really does
wanna bring you down, huh?
330
00:19:03,997 --> 00:19:04,780
Yeah...
331
00:19:05,015 --> 00:19:06,043
Out of love.
332
00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:07,770
You know what I think?
333
00:19:09,805 --> 00:19:11,311
I think you should move in with me.
334
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,552
I mean just, you know,
until we get you on your feet.
335
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:15,451
- Alice, I couldn't!
- Helena,
336
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,490
you have been like
the most generous friend to me
337
00:19:17,508 --> 00:19:21,080
and I feel like this is the first time
I have something to offer you in return.
338
00:19:23,678 --> 00:19:25,773
It's gonna be okay.
We're gonna help you through this.
339
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:26,830
I just...
340
00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:30,290
I had no idea it could feel this
341
00:19:30,298 --> 00:19:32,513
warm and fuzzy being poor.
342
00:19:34,545 --> 00:19:35,441
Yeah...
343
00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:55,460
- "Any Way You Look At It" -
by The Emotions
344
00:19:57,915 --> 00:20:02,421
If it isn't Jennifer Schecter,
author of "Some of Her Parts"...
345
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:04,673
- Please sign my book.
- You have a book?
346
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:06,970
How did you get a book?
It doesn't come out 'til thursday.
347
00:20:06,977 --> 00:20:08,163
I was kidding.
348
00:20:09,145 --> 00:20:11,503
- Congratulations, it's fantastic.
- Thank you.
349
00:20:11,507 --> 00:20:13,303
And guess what?
My publisher's
350
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,933
weely review apparently has just come out.
351
00:20:17,315 --> 00:20:19,131
You're not gonna read
your own reviews, are you?
352
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,590
Of course I'm gonna read my own reviews.
Why shouldn't I?
353
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,400
Well, in case somebody doesn't say
something quite too positive.
354
00:20:24,408 --> 00:20:26,993
This is purely for informational purposes.
Oh,
355
00:20:26,998 --> 00:20:27,841
guess what.
356
00:20:28,485 --> 00:20:30,792
We got a mention on myspace
357
00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:32,941
and we took an add on on OurChart.
358
00:20:32,945 --> 00:20:34,422
- Well thank you!
- Alice,
359
00:20:34,428 --> 00:20:37,022
how does it work, this chart of yours?
I mean,
360
00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:38,601
I've never actually been on it.
361
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,993
- You've never been on her Chart?
- What?!
362
00:20:39,996 --> 00:20:42,083
Oh my god! It's so much fun.
You don't know what you're missing.
363
00:20:42,088 --> 00:20:43,932
Yeah, I know
it's like a social networking site.
364
00:20:43,937 --> 00:20:45,003
- For lesbians.
- Yeah!
365
00:20:45,006 --> 00:20:46,343
Do you have to sleep with some first?
366
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,602
Well, I mean, when I first put it out,
that was the core concept,
367
00:20:48,686 --> 00:20:51,052
like, you know, Jenny slept with Tina,
who slept with Annie...
368
00:20:51,057 --> 00:20:52,620
- You slept with Tina?!
- No!
369
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:54,822
- I would never sleep with Tina.
- No! Hypothetical.
370
00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:57,072
But like you know lesbians being lesbians
371
00:20:57,076 --> 00:20:59,571
they start logging on and talking
about themselves and...
372
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,132
- Can I show her?
- Yeah.
373
00:21:01,568 --> 00:21:03,861
But for me it's always about
the hook up page.
374
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,782
See, like... Okay, so, here's me
375
00:21:06,037 --> 00:21:07,853
and then that's my whole constellation.
376
00:21:07,855 --> 00:21:11,391
And I slept with Gabby Deveaux,
so I want to add her on my constellation,
377
00:21:11,398 --> 00:21:14,660
so I submit her name
and the webmaster will email her
378
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,973
saying, you know,
"Alice Pieszecki has
379
00:21:16,978 --> 00:21:19,082
added your name to her chart,
would like to
380
00:21:19,088 --> 00:21:21,801
put her on her hookups page"
and then if she gives permission,
381
00:21:21,806 --> 00:21:24,520
then she has the choice of starting
her own constellation.
382
00:21:24,525 --> 00:21:25,883
- Here is Gabby Deveaux.
- Right.
383
00:21:25,888 --> 00:21:28,772
- Wow, that's a lot of hookups.
- Yeah, she's a whore.
384
00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:31,911
But... Let's see...
Oh, have you seen Shane? It's here.
385
00:21:31,927 --> 00:21:33,281
- Yeah, can I show you?
- Yeah.
386
00:21:33,287 --> 00:21:34,982
'Cause if you were...
387
00:21:34,986 --> 00:21:37,421
click on Shane's name.
388
00:21:37,427 --> 00:21:40,032
You can then see how many people
Shane hooked up with.
389
00:21:40,036 --> 00:21:42,862
She's what we call a hub. Which is anyone
who slept with over 50 people.
390
00:21:42,865 --> 00:21:46,402
- She's considered the hub of hubs.
- Right, and when you become a hub
391
00:21:46,415 --> 00:21:49,292
then you sort of become a portal
because inevitably you're gonna like
392
00:21:49,298 --> 00:21:50,800
bring us a new whole solar system.
393
00:21:50,808 --> 00:21:53,743
Look, do you remember
the japanese girl that Shane slept with?
394
00:21:53,745 --> 00:21:56,412
Well now, the japanese girl, Ankiodo,
395
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,972
has her whole new solar system out there.
396
00:21:58,985 --> 00:21:59,942
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
397
00:22:00,305 --> 00:22:01,751
Should we look at Carmen?
398
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:02,890
- Well...
- Yeah.
399
00:22:02,898 --> 00:22:04,323
I think we should leave Carmen out of it.
400
00:22:04,326 --> 00:22:08,180
Ok, so look, Carmen
has her whole solar system in east L.A.
401
00:22:08,186 --> 00:22:12,280
Wow! I can see that! Look at that.
There's like Rosa, Maryl�ne...
402
00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:14,053
I had no idea it was such a big deal!
403
00:22:14,057 --> 00:22:14,780
Oh yeah, I know,
404
00:22:14,787 --> 00:22:17,442
we're gonna have to upgrade the server
'cause we're getting so much traffic.
405
00:22:17,476 --> 00:22:19,423
What's the term you say you use
for this group of...
406
00:22:19,427 --> 00:22:20,732
Solar system. Can I have it?
407
00:22:20,747 --> 00:22:24,310
There's a girl in Carmen's solar system,
she's got more hits
408
00:22:24,315 --> 00:22:25,810
- than Shane.
- Oh, that's not possible.
409
00:22:25,817 --> 00:22:27,770
- No way.
- Look, here.
410
00:22:28,006 --> 00:22:29,692
Can I have my computer? Thank you.
411
00:22:31,157 --> 00:22:32,230
Oh my god!
412
00:22:32,397 --> 00:22:33,413
You're right!
413
00:22:33,675 --> 00:22:34,723
Look at this.
414
00:22:35,316 --> 00:22:36,452
This girl
415
00:22:36,578 --> 00:22:39,493
has slept with 1150...
416
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:43,853
She just added a name.
Now it's 1151!
417
00:22:43,858 --> 00:22:46,473
Let me go in, relax.
I've got to see who this is.
418
00:22:47,787 --> 00:22:49,583
Who the hell is Papi?
419
00:22:50,216 --> 00:22:52,051
I think Warren has too much on his plate.
420
00:22:52,055 --> 00:22:54,443
I want you have run point
on the Pyrotech project.
421
00:22:56,076 --> 00:22:57,032
Thanks.
422
00:22:57,395 --> 00:22:58,282
Thanks, boss.
423
00:22:58,286 --> 00:22:59,931
How's everything else going on for you, Max?
424
00:23:01,155 --> 00:23:01,952
It's great.
425
00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:04,343
We should have these updates nailed
by the end of the week.
426
00:23:04,347 --> 00:23:05,282
How's Jenny?
427
00:23:05,288 --> 00:23:06,352
She's fine.
428
00:23:07,658 --> 00:23:10,232
- No, actually, we broke up.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
429
00:23:10,608 --> 00:23:11,981
Well, I'm fine with it.
430
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,220
Well,
431
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:17,783
I hope you don't think I'm outta line, Max,
but I'm not all that surprised.
432
00:23:17,787 --> 00:23:19,790
Yeah, I mean,
we definivelty had our problems.
433
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,223
I mean you are very straight and at first
434
00:23:22,227 --> 00:23:24,253
you don't really seem to have
any hidden agenda's and
435
00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:25,920
Jenny seemed a little...
436
00:23:26,788 --> 00:23:28,303
complicated.
437
00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:29,920
She sure is complicated.
438
00:23:32,868 --> 00:23:34,052
Look,
439
00:23:34,957 --> 00:23:37,310
I know this might seem a little outta field
440
00:23:37,318 --> 00:23:40,450
but my daughter Brooke's coming home
from Ohio this weekend and
441
00:23:40,705 --> 00:23:42,662
I always set
the two of you would hit it off.
442
00:23:43,477 --> 00:23:44,421
Your daughter?
443
00:23:44,428 --> 00:23:45,852
I'll email you her your phone number.
444
00:23:45,866 --> 00:23:47,423
You can call her if you're up for it.
445
00:23:47,765 --> 00:23:48,940
No obligation.
446
00:23:49,356 --> 00:23:50,553
Honestly.
447
00:23:56,917 --> 00:23:58,511
Oh fuck...
448
00:24:01,557 --> 00:24:03,582
I'm glad you decided to come.
449
00:24:07,725 --> 00:24:11,071
Come to mummy, sweetie.
Mama is never gonna leave you again.
450
00:24:11,365 --> 00:24:12,382
Come here, sweetie.
451
00:24:12,386 --> 00:24:13,163
Yeah.
452
00:24:13,526 --> 00:24:16,473
Come here my baby.
453
00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,160
I missed you.
454
00:24:24,157 --> 00:24:25,403
I look like a guy,
455
00:24:25,557 --> 00:24:27,311
but I didn't fit in the straight world.
456
00:24:27,558 --> 00:24:30,391
And all of a sudden,
I didn't fit in the dyke community either.
457
00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:32,903
I had no idea I would be so damn lonely.
458
00:24:32,978 --> 00:24:35,021
And the worse thing was I could cry.
459
00:24:35,035 --> 00:24:36,733
That was the harshest thing for me.
460
00:24:36,745 --> 00:24:38,193
When the testosterone kicked in,
461
00:24:38,198 --> 00:24:40,851
my emotions totally changed.
I couldn't even cry anymore.
462
00:24:40,867 --> 00:24:43,212
I've never stopped crying personnaly, but
463
00:24:43,217 --> 00:24:46,523
nobody really prepares you
for what your body's gonna go through.
464
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:50,390
At least boys, when they start puberty,
they're having sex education.
465
00:24:50,846 --> 00:24:55,232
Do you guys know where I could go
to find out more information? 'Cause...
466
00:24:55,836 --> 00:24:58,672
When I got my T. I got it from my friend
467
00:24:58,677 --> 00:25:01,140
- and it was kinda smuggled or whatever, so...
- Jeez!
468
00:25:01,558 --> 00:25:02,983
What dosage were you on, dude?
469
00:25:03,696 --> 00:25:05,593
200 like every week but
470
00:25:05,598 --> 00:25:07,120
- when it started, I...
- Week?
471
00:25:07,475 --> 00:25:09,560
Do you have any idea
what that could do to your liver?
472
00:25:09,566 --> 00:25:11,252
Not to mention your personnality.
473
00:25:11,258 --> 00:25:13,080
You've got any friends left, man?
474
00:25:13,648 --> 00:25:14,670
Yeah, I do,
475
00:25:14,678 --> 00:25:16,222
but it's been pretty messed up.
476
00:25:16,228 --> 00:25:17,633
I mean, I freak out a lot.
477
00:25:18,355 --> 00:25:20,003
I mean, that's why I came here.
478
00:25:20,278 --> 00:25:21,830
I thought maybe you guys could help me out.
479
00:25:21,838 --> 00:25:23,610
We're gonna give you
the number of a doctor, okay?
480
00:25:23,616 --> 00:25:25,813
He's an endocrinologist that
a lot of us see.
481
00:25:27,178 --> 00:25:28,131
Thanks.
482
00:25:29,036 --> 00:25:30,651
This is just so insane!
483
00:25:30,658 --> 00:25:32,590
The idea that I'm not trustworthy?
484
00:25:32,876 --> 00:25:35,240
She's the one with the pattern
of lying and cheating.
485
00:25:35,258 --> 00:25:36,761
She is the one who swore.
486
00:25:36,776 --> 00:25:40,202
She swore from the day Angelica was born,
that she was our child.
487
00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:42,930
Our child, unequivocally, irrevocably,
488
00:25:42,935 --> 00:25:44,861
our child.
And then the second,
489
00:25:44,867 --> 00:25:47,123
the second it becomes inconvenient
she starts saying
490
00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:47,891
"ooh, it's my daughter".
491
00:25:47,898 --> 00:25:49,560
She's the one who tried
to take her away in the first place.
492
00:25:49,568 --> 00:25:51,901
No! In the first place, she's the one
who went scampering back
493
00:25:51,908 --> 00:25:53,802
to the safety of
white heterosexual priviledge.
494
00:25:53,807 --> 00:25:54,560
Safety?
495
00:25:54,947 --> 00:25:57,013
This is about the bravest thing
I've ever done.
496
00:25:57,017 --> 00:25:59,032
I stand to lose all my friends
497
00:25:59,036 --> 00:26:00,842
who view me as some sort of turncoat.
498
00:26:00,848 --> 00:26:03,853
They don't hate you because of
your sexual orientation, Tina.
499
00:26:04,637 --> 00:26:06,362
They hate you because you can't be trusted
500
00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:08,800
not to use it against me
when it comes to sharing custody
501
00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:10,121
of our child.
502
00:26:10,128 --> 00:26:13,560
Here we go with the trust thing again.
That is so fucking crazy!
503
00:26:13,566 --> 00:26:15,332
- Don't you dare...
- Oh,
504
00:26:15,346 --> 00:26:16,841
because you would never do such a thing?
505
00:26:16,848 --> 00:26:18,722
I'm sorry but
who was it that kidnap our daughter
506
00:26:18,727 --> 00:26:20,541
and drove off in the middle of the night?
507
00:26:21,095 --> 00:26:22,793
- Could you move, please?
- Okay, okay,
508
00:26:22,797 --> 00:26:24,193
well I'm glad to see that
509
00:26:24,718 --> 00:26:27,231
- you've made your decision.
- What decision have we made?
510
00:26:27,257 --> 00:26:29,160
Mommie Dearest 1 and Mommie Dearest 2
511
00:26:29,165 --> 00:26:31,061
will be fighting this out in a court of law.
512
00:26:32,275 --> 00:26:34,633
Which in the end is not a terrible thing.
513
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:35,920
How is that not terrible thing?
514
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,840
Yeah, in what universe isn't that
a terrible thing?
515
00:26:37,848 --> 00:26:39,781
Well, in the universe of my bank account,
for one.
516
00:26:39,788 --> 00:26:42,683
And luckily for me,
my client is employed again.
517
00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:46,491
But the real beauty is that this case
will be a media
518
00:26:46,858 --> 00:26:47,861
bananza.
519
00:26:48,055 --> 00:26:51,611
And Tina, if I may step back in to my role
as mediator for right now,
520
00:26:51,617 --> 00:26:53,511
I suggest you find yourself a better lawyer.
521
00:26:53,517 --> 00:26:55,303
- What's wrong with my lawyer?
- Why are you telling her this?
522
00:26:55,305 --> 00:26:57,903
Well, Charles is competent but frankly,
he's a milltoast.
523
00:26:58,025 --> 00:26:59,760
I'll have him for breakfeast.
524
00:26:59,768 --> 00:27:02,450
Oh it's a shame Johnny Cochran's dead.
525
00:27:03,485 --> 00:27:07,312
Flamboyant, African-American lawyer,
arguing on behalf of your
526
00:27:07,606 --> 00:27:09,601
picture of perfect white, hetero family.
527
00:27:09,608 --> 00:27:11,411
That would have been perfect for you.
528
00:27:11,415 --> 00:27:13,571
Because as you know,
we're going be playing the race card.
529
00:27:13,745 --> 00:27:14,873
It's not a card.
530
00:27:14,876 --> 00:27:17,100
It's something I know
to be firmly and intrinsically true.
531
00:27:17,108 --> 00:27:19,421
Tina is not qualified to parent
a biracial child.
532
00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:22,221
Oh yeah, and I was qualified to
live and sleep with one for 8 years?
533
00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:23,951
Obviously you were'nt qualified
for that either.
534
00:27:23,955 --> 00:27:25,750
Let's keep on the high road, okay?
535
00:27:26,116 --> 00:27:27,803
And you, my little sweet,
536
00:27:28,028 --> 00:27:30,623
you will be known in the press
as Baby A,
537
00:27:30,626 --> 00:27:32,560
the artificially conceived daughter of
538
00:27:32,565 --> 00:27:34,520
a bisexual, white movie exec
539
00:27:35,115 --> 00:27:38,210
and a biracial, lesbian, art world titan.
540
00:27:38,217 --> 00:27:39,350
Oh my gosh!
541
00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:41,543
The fundamentalists will picket.
542
00:27:41,545 --> 00:27:43,480
Liberals and feminists will
543
00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:45,411
argue among themselves.
544
00:27:45,415 --> 00:27:50,381
Good Christian folks will write into the Op-Eds
offering to adopt her away from her sick
545
00:27:50,676 --> 00:27:53,543
and perverted warring parents.
546
00:28:00,398 --> 00:28:02,683
So I got the name of this doctor
who treats pretty much
547
00:28:02,686 --> 00:28:05,201
- all the trans guys in Los Angeles.
- Oh cool!
548
00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:07,031
The guys in the group,
I mean, they couldn't even believe
549
00:28:07,037 --> 00:28:08,510
how much T I've been on.
550
00:28:09,305 --> 00:28:11,083
So I'm gonna make an appointment
as soon as I can.
551
00:28:11,085 --> 00:28:14,180
Oh it's awesome.
Sorry, I hope he can help you.
552
00:28:14,185 --> 00:28:15,772
- "Ma Romance D'Hiver" -
by Kid Moxie
553
00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:17,533
Hey Jenny, the door?
554
00:28:17,936 --> 00:28:20,301
Fuck! Can you just get that for me?
I'm sorry.
555
00:28:27,475 --> 00:28:28,332
Hello Max.
556
00:28:30,006 --> 00:28:31,910
Hey, let me help me with those. I've got it.
557
00:28:31,916 --> 00:28:32,942
Hi!
558
00:28:33,127 --> 00:28:34,213
How are you?
559
00:28:35,688 --> 00:28:37,232
It's so nice to see you.
560
00:28:39,906 --> 00:28:40,951
How are you?
561
00:28:40,955 --> 00:28:42,093
- Good.
- Yeah?
562
00:28:42,098 --> 00:28:42,820
Yeah.
563
00:28:53,086 --> 00:28:54,053
It's gonna be fine.
564
00:29:00,868 --> 00:29:03,202
Okey dokey I think we got everything in here
565
00:29:03,207 --> 00:29:04,541
a girl could need.
566
00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:07,863
- Just in time.
- Come here sweetie.
567
00:29:15,406 --> 00:29:17,090
Hey Angie, you're ready to go?
568
00:29:17,486 --> 00:29:19,660
She's ready to rock.
So,
569
00:29:20,078 --> 00:29:22,742
the schedule is she's with mama T
for a couple of days
570
00:29:22,745 --> 00:29:24,060
and then I'll be by her on wednesday
571
00:29:24,106 --> 00:29:25,810
and pick her up
and bring her back to mama B.
572
00:29:25,815 --> 00:29:29,121
Aren't look after her when she's with me?
I've still got to work.
573
00:29:29,137 --> 00:29:33,053
Yeah, I've been real busy lately. Uh...
My band just put out our
574
00:29:33,057 --> 00:29:34,890
demo on myspace.
So I've got, you know,
575
00:29:34,896 --> 00:29:37,360
meetings with record companies.
576
00:29:37,857 --> 00:29:38,741
You know what?
577
00:29:38,746 --> 00:29:40,271
I'm sure Hazel won't mind
578
00:29:40,276 --> 00:29:42,492
babysitting for both Angie and Mickey.
579
00:29:43,086 --> 00:29:44,653
- Hazel's fantastic.
- Here we go!
580
00:29:50,887 --> 00:29:52,373
Here we go.
581
00:29:59,957 --> 00:30:00,851
So
582
00:30:01,058 --> 00:30:03,391
I guess I'll type up a schedule.
583
00:30:03,905 --> 00:30:04,871
Are you still
584
00:30:05,077 --> 00:30:06,862
- using iCAL?
- Yeah.
585
00:30:07,636 --> 00:30:09,270
Okay, well then I'll do it in iCAL.
586
00:30:10,097 --> 00:30:11,142
It'll be good.
587
00:30:19,206 --> 00:30:20,782
- "Ganesha Sharanam" -
by Devi 2000
588
00:30:20,797 --> 00:30:25,273
This morning, it was 1150.
589
00:30:25,275 --> 00:30:26,642
Now tonight,
590
00:30:27,155 --> 00:30:28,522
well look at that!
591
00:30:28,975 --> 00:30:31,542
It's up to 1377!
592
00:30:31,548 --> 00:30:36,062
Now, that's all within only 20 hours
after her name appeared on OurChart.
593
00:30:36,066 --> 00:30:37,940
She has crashed our server.
594
00:30:37,946 --> 00:30:41,250
She has caused a lot of panic
among our web programmers
595
00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:43,402
and she's deplaced perhaps
596
00:30:43,405 --> 00:30:46,432
the greatest player
in the history of players!
597
00:30:46,487 --> 00:30:48,760
Now, all I can say is: Papi,
598
00:30:48,767 --> 00:30:51,981
Papi, if you're out there, if you are real,
599
00:30:51,988 --> 00:30:55,263
if you really exist,
please make contact with us.
600
00:30:55,838 --> 00:30:58,273
You can call us, you can drop us an email.
601
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:01,682
Let us know who you're hanging out.
I will find you.
602
00:31:02,387 --> 00:31:03,631
Let us know when you sleep.
603
00:31:03,866 --> 00:31:04,893
If you do.
604
00:31:05,205 --> 00:31:06,562
I just wanna know,
605
00:31:06,568 --> 00:31:07,692
Papi,
606
00:31:07,877 --> 00:31:09,292
how you do
607
00:31:09,296 --> 00:31:11,112
that thing you do?
608
00:31:11,766 --> 00:31:14,262
This is Alice Pieszecki signing off
609
00:31:14,267 --> 00:31:18,263
with the question that is
on everyone's mind tonight.
610
00:31:18,707 --> 00:31:20,061
Where's Papi?
611
00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:22,242
- "Black Powder" -
by Motor
612
00:31:31,745 --> 00:31:33,263
Hey little freak!
613
00:31:34,177 --> 00:31:36,811
You have a party!
Come on!
614
00:31:38,676 --> 00:31:40,193
Come on!
615
00:31:40,628 --> 00:31:41,921
Come on little freak.
616
00:31:44,627 --> 00:31:47,581
Come on baby, we're having a party.
617
00:31:47,816 --> 00:31:50,933
- Everybody, this is Shane!
- Hey Shane!
618
00:31:53,686 --> 00:31:55,311
I know what you need.
619
00:32:41,657 --> 00:32:43,383
It's snow time!
620
00:32:46,327 --> 00:32:47,863
That will wake you up.
621
00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,450
Here you go.
622
00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:59,500
You look so cute lying there
all crashed out like that.
623
00:32:59,505 --> 00:33:01,281
- Come dance with me.
- Yeah Shane.
624
00:33:01,285 --> 00:33:03,130
I know you like the bubbly ones.
625
00:33:20,568 --> 00:33:22,003
All I have is
626
00:33:22,157 --> 00:33:25,802
- "caviar, cr�me fra�che".
- And I think I found some crackers.
627
00:33:30,748 --> 00:33:31,913
It's moldy.
628
00:33:35,828 --> 00:33:36,721
It's okay.
629
00:33:38,095 --> 00:33:40,540
I'm glad we don't have to leave the house.
630
00:34:05,798 --> 00:34:09,072
Hi. I'm here with Kit Porter.
She has an appointment.
631
00:34:11,277 --> 00:34:12,372
Here we go.
632
00:34:17,516 --> 00:34:19,552
If you'd do fill up these paperwork
633
00:34:19,556 --> 00:34:21,840
we'll get you in for your pregnancy test
in a few minutes.
634
00:34:21,847 --> 00:34:25,061
But I've already done like 20 of those tests
at home and...
635
00:34:25,345 --> 00:34:27,463
I've been acting like a lunatic
636
00:34:27,468 --> 00:34:30,251
and puke in my guts
over the last ten mornings.
637
00:34:30,256 --> 00:34:32,041
I don't need another test.
638
00:34:32,057 --> 00:34:33,222
It's recquired, dear.
639
00:34:33,318 --> 00:34:36,771
Just a standard procedure
before we can offering any other services.
640
00:34:51,706 --> 00:34:53,382
- "Theme From Wide Angle" -
by Hybrid
641
00:34:53,426 --> 00:34:55,493
Where the fuck are my car keys!
642
00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:06,102
You came in a cab from the airport.
Remember?
643
00:35:06,106 --> 00:35:08,232
Yeah, I did? I did, I did.
644
00:35:10,987 --> 00:35:12,350
But these are yours, right?
645
00:35:12,356 --> 00:35:14,292
- Where are you going?
- Nowhere. But I'm gonna take these.
646
00:35:14,298 --> 00:35:17,892
I don't know what your fucking problem is
but you know if you do this you'd be...
647
00:35:18,448 --> 00:35:19,502
happy?
648
00:35:40,175 --> 00:35:42,320
Where is the doctor that's gonna do this?
649
00:35:43,405 --> 00:35:44,942
Congratulations!
650
00:35:45,826 --> 00:35:47,251
Congratulations for what?
651
00:35:47,257 --> 00:35:50,730
Here is a picture
of your beautiful little baby.
652
00:35:51,035 --> 00:35:53,083
The approximate due date
is September 12th...
653
00:35:53,638 --> 00:35:54,892
What are you doing?
654
00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:56,723
Here is a picture of your baby
655
00:35:56,728 --> 00:35:58,971
if you do the terrible thing
you're thinking about doing.
656
00:35:59,008 --> 00:36:01,060
Dr Lambert will meet with you
in his office in a minute
657
00:36:01,065 --> 00:36:04,900
- to talk about some other alternatives.
- Angus! Angus! Get me out of here!
658
00:36:04,908 --> 00:36:08,023
Get me the fuck out of here!
Angus, please, get me out of here,
659
00:36:08,027 --> 00:36:10,360
- please take me, let's go, let's go!
- Your clothes?
660
00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:12,232
- Fuck my clothes! Come on!
- You don't wanna wait here?
661
00:36:12,237 --> 00:36:15,470
- Everything's gonna be okay.
- Get the fuck away from me.
662
00:36:15,565 --> 00:36:17,742
- We just wanna pray with you.
- Oh no you don't!
663
00:36:17,747 --> 00:36:19,281
- Dr Lambert, we need you at the reception.
- Their self point is,
664
00:36:19,286 --> 00:36:21,551
- bible pushing, anti-woman!
- No, no, no.
665
00:36:21,557 --> 00:36:23,312
- We're not anti-woman.
- Oh yes, you are. You're here to...
666
00:36:23,317 --> 00:36:25,080
harass and intimidate
667
00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:27,052
desperate women who come here for help!
668
00:36:27,057 --> 00:36:29,141
Miss Porter, why don't you just
come with me.
669
00:36:29,157 --> 00:36:30,810
Why don't you just shut the fuck up!
670
00:36:30,825 --> 00:36:31,921
I swear to God if you come near me
671
00:36:31,927 --> 00:36:34,963
I will abort your head from your body
with my bare hand!
672
00:36:34,995 --> 00:36:38,592
Come on Angus, let's get out of here.
I hate these fucking people!
673
00:36:52,326 --> 00:36:53,713
Hi!
674
00:36:58,295 --> 00:37:00,942
- Can I help you?
- Is Carmen here?
675
00:37:00,947 --> 00:37:03,391
She doesn't wanna see you, Shane.
She's done with you.
676
00:37:03,405 --> 00:37:05,522
I know she probably hates me
but I would love to
677
00:37:05,705 --> 00:37:08,313
- talk to her for just...
- She doesn't want you here, man!
678
00:37:08,528 --> 00:37:10,081
Look at you!
679
00:37:10,355 --> 00:37:11,502
You're a mess!
680
00:37:11,698 --> 00:37:13,282
Hey you're pathetic!
681
00:37:13,495 --> 00:37:15,781
I'm thanking God my cousin didn't marry you.
Come on.
682
00:37:15,785 --> 00:37:17,032
You're going.
683
00:37:23,987 --> 00:37:24,720
Go!
684
00:37:26,676 --> 00:37:27,683
Leave!
685
00:37:34,438 --> 00:37:35,671
Hey you guys!
686
00:37:35,676 --> 00:37:36,773
- "If You Feel It" -
by Miss Tyree Sugar Jones
687
00:37:37,627 --> 00:37:38,512
Jenny?
688
00:37:42,687 --> 00:37:43,771
Hello Max.
689
00:37:45,455 --> 00:37:47,341
Don't you think guys should be
getting ready?
690
00:37:47,508 --> 00:37:49,170
'Cause it's almost 7 o'clock.
691
00:37:55,325 --> 00:37:58,033
It's time to get ready.
Five more minutes.
692
00:38:10,367 --> 00:38:12,500
- "Le Disko" -
by Shiny Toy Guns
693
00:38:37,005 --> 00:38:38,223
Fucking move!
694
00:39:03,756 --> 00:39:04,601
Are you okay?
695
00:39:04,785 --> 00:39:05,642
You're okay?
696
00:39:05,646 --> 00:39:07,052
Just stay there. I'll get an ambulance.
697
00:39:12,137 --> 00:39:13,510
No, no, no, stay there. Stay there.
698
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:14,653
Hi. There's been an accident.
699
00:39:14,658 --> 00:39:17,213
A black BMW hit the guard-rail.
We're on the...
700
00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:19,822
Where are we? Where are we?
701
00:39:20,165 --> 00:39:21,511
You know, you should just stay here.
702
00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:24,602
She's walking away. The car is all wrecked.
She's all pretty bad.
703
00:39:25,257 --> 00:39:26,001
M'am?
704
00:39:30,048 --> 00:39:31,991
Imagine that Holly Golightly
705
00:39:31,996 --> 00:39:33,792
in her late 20s penned a memoir
706
00:39:33,797 --> 00:39:37,201
of childhood sexual abuse and
adult self mutilation
707
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,240
and in doing so,
708
00:39:38,247 --> 00:39:42,132
convicts us the post traumatic
stress symptoms can sometimes double
709
00:39:42,185 --> 00:39:47,683
as in analgesic and aphrodisiac,
a party drug, a seduction style manual.
710
00:39:47,685 --> 00:39:50,643
Jennifer Shecter has written
a wincingly acude
711
00:39:50,647 --> 00:39:54,413
if shamelessly self indulging
portrait of herself.
712
00:39:54,887 --> 00:39:56,533
- "Running (Back and Forth)" -
by The Emotions
713
00:39:58,417 --> 00:39:59,460
"C'est bien"
714
00:40:00,096 --> 00:40:03,042
Motherfuckers!
We should just burn down the clinic.
715
00:40:03,055 --> 00:40:05,683
I just want to firebomb them.
They don't know who they're messing with.
716
00:40:05,687 --> 00:40:07,243
Guys, you need to calm down a little bit.
717
00:40:07,245 --> 00:40:09,413
But what do you gonna do
in a situation like that?
718
00:40:09,417 --> 00:40:12,271
I'll give them a situation.
I wanna burn that clinic down!
719
00:40:12,275 --> 00:40:14,510
- Arson! Arson!
- Alright, look.
720
00:40:14,516 --> 00:40:17,240
Why don't you just do like a benefit
for Planned Parenthood.
721
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:20,920
Something positive, it doesn't carry
a sentence of 30 to life.
722
00:40:22,776 --> 00:40:24,482
- " Washington, We're Watching You" -
by The Staple Singers
723
00:40:24,518 --> 00:40:28,000
Hi. 3 waters with extra lemon, please.
724
00:40:34,338 --> 00:40:36,763
Wow, are we really that untouchable?
725
00:40:37,757 --> 00:40:39,521
- What are you talking about?
- You just
726
00:40:39,526 --> 00:40:41,721
backed away from us,
like we have some sort of
727
00:40:41,837 --> 00:40:43,383
heterosexual cootie.
728
00:40:43,387 --> 00:40:44,801
Don't be ridiculous.
729
00:40:44,965 --> 00:40:47,981
- I didn't back away from you. Hi!
- Hi...
730
00:40:48,308 --> 00:40:50,340
- Hi, how are you doing?
- Good.
731
00:40:53,266 --> 00:40:54,792
Did you get the phone call?
732
00:40:55,516 --> 00:40:58,042
Aaron Cornbluth?
Yeah.
733
00:40:58,636 --> 00:41:00,923
- Meeting him on wednesday.
- Me too.
734
00:41:01,288 --> 00:41:02,482
Who's Aaron Cornbluth?
735
00:41:03,068 --> 00:41:04,771
He's our new boss.
736
00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:08,071
A fellow Irishman, no doubt.
737
00:41:10,716 --> 00:41:12,632
Was that an anti-Semitic remark?
738
00:41:12,635 --> 00:41:14,340
God, I hope not.
739
00:41:15,565 --> 00:41:17,390
She did back away from us.
740
00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:19,851
She did...
741
00:41:34,476 --> 00:41:36,822
- "Your Sweet Lovin" -
by Margie Joseph
742
00:41:38,137 --> 00:41:41,390
Ladies, ladies and ladies and gentlemen.
743
00:41:41,396 --> 00:41:43,682
I am so proud
744
00:41:43,697 --> 00:41:47,230
to introduce you to a woman
we've all been waiting for.
745
00:41:48,025 --> 00:41:51,060
To some of you here tonight,
she's an old friend.
746
00:41:51,627 --> 00:41:54,020
She ran away for a little while
and then she came back
747
00:41:54,026 --> 00:41:56,732
and we are so glad she did
because she's one of the most
748
00:41:56,867 --> 00:42:00,120
beautiful special and intriguing people
749
00:42:00,136 --> 00:42:02,332
to ever spend time here at the Planet.
750
00:42:03,207 --> 00:42:06,341
- Are you serious?
- So ladies, ladies, ladies and gentlemen,
751
00:42:07,037 --> 00:42:08,580
here she is...
752
00:42:08,586 --> 00:42:10,350
Jenny, come on.
Come on.
753
00:42:10,355 --> 00:42:11,841
Bette, is that...?
754
00:42:12,327 --> 00:42:15,161
The woman you've all be waiting for.
755
00:42:15,165 --> 00:42:16,443
Did you know she was in town?
756
00:42:17,115 --> 00:42:18,502
Oh my God!
757
00:42:21,196 --> 00:42:22,932
Girl where you've been?!
758
00:42:23,068 --> 00:42:24,541
Oh my God!
759
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:28,321
Kit...
760
00:42:32,428 --> 00:42:35,230
Marina! God! You look fantastic.
761
00:42:35,367 --> 00:42:36,113
Wow!
762
00:42:38,477 --> 00:42:39,983
It's really good to see you.
763
00:42:39,995 --> 00:42:41,083
Where you're staying?
764
00:42:41,085 --> 00:42:42,353
Yeah, who you're here with?
765
00:42:42,357 --> 00:42:44,301
You're gonna be here
for a little while or just visiting?
766
00:42:44,308 --> 00:42:47,233
- And I heard you were in Rome?
- I thought it was Florence?
767
00:42:47,325 --> 00:42:50,003
Oh ladies, ladies, let's see. Uh...
768
00:42:50,228 --> 00:42:51,563
I'm here for business.
769
00:42:51,668 --> 00:42:53,803
I'm in Los Angeles for 3 days.
770
00:42:53,866 --> 00:42:56,432
I'm staying at the Bel Air because
I think it's important
771
00:42:56,448 --> 00:43:00,370
to revisit the places
where we face our darkest demons.
772
00:43:00,888 --> 00:43:03,110
And it is Rome, not Florence.
773
00:43:04,158 --> 00:43:06,602
But I feel like I'm interrupting something.
774
00:43:08,578 --> 00:43:12,692
Ladies and gentlemen, please pay
your undivided attention to the
775
00:43:12,698 --> 00:43:15,402
lovely and talented Jenny Schecter.
776
00:43:41,316 --> 00:43:42,622
What's her name?
777
00:43:44,596 --> 00:43:46,932
Thanks. Marina,
778
00:43:47,377 --> 00:43:49,980
De La Crabedesca Ferrer.
779
00:43:50,105 --> 00:43:51,763
How do you know her?
780
00:43:52,157 --> 00:43:53,543
We were friends.
781
00:43:53,546 --> 00:43:54,953
What kind of friends?
782
00:43:55,476 --> 00:43:57,071
She was my first.
783
00:44:01,248 --> 00:44:03,592
Then she was very important to you.
784
00:44:05,216 --> 00:44:06,972
For a minute, I guess.
785
00:44:11,346 --> 00:44:13,080
Congratulations, Jenny.
786
00:44:13,088 --> 00:44:16,362
Your story's wonderful.
Beautifully written. It reminds me of
787
00:44:16,366 --> 00:44:19,590
Dorothy Allison
with the chic of Mary Gaitskill.
788
00:44:20,815 --> 00:44:23,460
In the magazine they compared you
to Truman Capote.
789
00:44:23,468 --> 00:44:26,340
They compared her to Holly Golightly,
790
00:44:26,348 --> 00:44:28,760
not exactly the same as Truman Capote.
791
00:44:28,765 --> 00:44:30,573
Better. Don't you think?
792
00:44:33,006 --> 00:44:34,262
I'm Marina Ferrer.
793
00:44:36,058 --> 00:44:37,061
Claude Mondry.
794
00:44:38,366 --> 00:44:39,943
I'm proud of you.
795
00:44:40,838 --> 00:44:43,952
- Are you well?
- I'm great. I'm great. How are you?
796
00:44:43,955 --> 00:44:47,203
Good.
In the last year I've done something I've
797
00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:48,880
always dreamt about.
798
00:44:49,355 --> 00:44:51,200
I'm touring with a group of dancers
799
00:44:51,327 --> 00:44:52,973
as their benefactor.
800
00:44:52,978 --> 00:44:57,170
I raise the money, I find the theaters
and they're very unusual.
801
00:44:57,206 --> 00:44:59,733
Are they performing here in Los Angeles?
802
00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:03,722
Uh, yes, I'm gonna bring them to Los Angeles
and I hope for you to come.
803
00:45:03,726 --> 00:45:06,010
I wish you the best of luck with that.
804
00:45:06,376 --> 00:45:08,460
- Good luck to you too.
- Thank you.
805
00:45:08,905 --> 00:45:10,360
See you have it already.
806
00:45:14,265 --> 00:45:16,031
Do you think she'll have sex with us?
807
00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:19,491
No.
808
00:45:19,786 --> 00:45:21,132
Ask her.
809
00:45:22,377 --> 00:45:24,502
- "Shakedown" -
by Sierra Swan
810
00:45:39,165 --> 00:45:40,303
"Ah bon?"
811
00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:47,373
"Ok"
812
00:45:47,718 --> 00:45:48,880
"Bon ben je suis l�"
813
00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:54,930
"Ouais, ben je garde le t�l�phone avec moi"
814
00:45:56,278 --> 00:45:57,310
"Oui, � c�t�"
815
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:01,593
Ciao.
816
00:46:28,645 --> 00:46:29,411
"Pas mal..."
817
00:46:50,248 --> 00:46:51,490
I think you get lucky.
818
00:46:54,318 --> 00:46:56,152
Won't you get lucky too?
819
00:46:59,657 --> 00:47:01,333
"Mais j'ai une chance inou�e"
820
00:47:27,797 --> 00:47:29,400
What are you waiting for?
821
00:47:32,528 --> 00:47:36,381
Well my New York Times interview's
gonna be posted at midnight, so I'm
822
00:47:36,386 --> 00:47:38,841
- gonna go check.
- Are you kidding?
823
00:47:40,747 --> 00:47:42,283
I don't think she's kidding.
824
00:47:42,917 --> 00:47:44,123
But I think you should
825
00:47:44,347 --> 00:47:45,691
stay here and
826
00:47:46,968 --> 00:47:48,252
be with Marina.
827
00:47:51,147 --> 00:47:52,123
Good night.
828
00:47:59,238 --> 00:48:00,610
"Ben c'est pas grave"
829
00:48:02,257 --> 00:48:03,293
"Hein?"
830
00:48:15,988 --> 00:48:18,702
I should have known sooner or later
the bastard would walk out on me.
831
00:48:19,337 --> 00:48:20,403
Carla?
832
00:48:23,046 --> 00:48:26,380
I also should have known that
you wouldn't call me back.
833
00:48:28,098 --> 00:48:29,131
The thing is,
834
00:48:30,828 --> 00:48:32,762
I've got no pride left. So...
835
00:48:33,767 --> 00:48:35,011
Here I am.
836
00:48:35,715 --> 00:48:36,723
You called me?
837
00:48:37,027 --> 00:48:39,413
Five, six, maybe ten times.
838
00:48:39,576 --> 00:48:41,222
I'm sorry. I...
839
00:48:43,456 --> 00:48:44,711
I lost my phone.
840
00:48:46,248 --> 00:48:47,560
And I'm sorry
841
00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:50,851
that Gab let you down.
842
00:48:50,868 --> 00:48:52,002
My fault.
843
00:48:52,776 --> 00:48:55,880
- I should have known better.
- No, it's... It's not your fault.
844
00:48:57,638 --> 00:48:59,392
He made you think you could change him.
845
00:49:01,427 --> 00:49:02,593
And he...
846
00:49:04,097 --> 00:49:06,040
Well he'd think
he could invest himself in that.
847
00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:08,442
And...
848
00:49:10,426 --> 00:49:12,103
that's when real damage comes in.
849
00:49:13,316 --> 00:49:16,280
You know, all I've done for the past 3 days
is lying on the floor.
850
00:49:17,677 --> 00:49:19,332
I just crawl from room to room.
851
00:49:20,486 --> 00:49:22,622
Try to talk, all that comes down is crying.
852
00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:23,570
Try to eat...
853
00:49:24,518 --> 00:49:25,732
Puke my gets up.
854
00:49:26,697 --> 00:49:27,802
Puke so much...
855
00:49:28,697 --> 00:49:30,020
Started spitting out blood.
856
00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:33,181
If I could turn back the clock
I'd spare you.
857
00:49:35,016 --> 00:49:37,010
Bad fortune you'd ever knowing me.
858
00:49:37,325 --> 00:49:38,420
I
859
00:49:38,608 --> 00:49:40,591
left you a gift. It's on the back porch.
860
00:49:42,585 --> 00:49:43,901
Where are you going?
861
00:49:44,235 --> 00:49:46,302
To meet father, really.
862
00:49:46,776 --> 00:49:49,240
Carla, you're sick.
Let me take you to a doctor.
863
00:49:52,037 --> 00:49:54,161
That would fix everything, huh?
864
00:49:54,617 --> 00:49:56,033
Go to hell!
865
00:50:51,696 --> 00:50:53,861
Carlaaaaaaaaa!
866
00:50:54,488 --> 00:50:56,712
- "Save Me" -
by Julie Driscoll Brian Auger & The Trinity
867
00:50:59,618 --> 00:51:01,921
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