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You're being evicted.
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This operation will continue,
whether you co-operate or not.
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Bring it on.
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CHEERING
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It's a good job.
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You're a police officer!
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You're so keen to move on,
I think you should.
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Maybe your better class of mates
can put you up.
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Some fucker's grassing them up.
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What have you done?
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He's spied for them,
he can spy for us.
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Frank Gallagher, double agent?!
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Fuck me. He must be desperate.
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Anyone watching, thinking we know
fuck all about knowing fuck all
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about owt, needs to
watch their back! Oooh!
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high. Literally
taking the grass from its own roots!
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And now you've got
your ConDemNation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up!
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke, or what?
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Is revolution a word,
or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
we cope better than average
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with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water?!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient times,
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak,
yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs any more!
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This is our England now.
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Party!
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Sync and corrected by APOLLO
www.addic7ed.com
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'Worst thing ever happened to me?
Losing me mam.
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'She was my anchor.
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'Even with her pissed and passed out
on the couch, I felt safe.
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'Protected.'
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DOG BARKS
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Keep your fucking animal
under control!
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'But my mother died,
and all the shit she kept at bay
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'landed on my head
in one huge dollop.
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'There were times I thought
I might do what she did,
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'I met Shane and had
some of the best years of my life.
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'Then there was Marty. With him
came another big surprise.
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'So when I hear of things going tits
up, I always think, "What next?"
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'Cos, contrary to popular belief,
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'I'm a "sunshine after the rain"
sort of girl.
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'Your silver lining type.'
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Slowly, through the nose
and when you exhale,
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I want you to imagine
your breaths as arrows of light,
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colours of the rainbow.
And shoot them out!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
h-a-a-a-a-a-a!
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And relax.
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MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH HEADPHONES
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Knock, knock!
Still allowed in my own house!
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Haven't moved in a newer model yet,
have you?
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Someone more socially acceptable?
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Don't be soft.
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Frank Gallagher's looking for digs,
is he more your type?
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I'm OK to get some clothes,
aren't I? They are my clothes.
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Dad...
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Baby, I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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You look like a Lennon man to me.
"Power To The People"... don't shoot!
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Fuck's sake, Marty!
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Just trying to make a living! Yoko!
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It'll cheer them up at the
shelter. Nowhere to live,
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but at least they've got some
decent knocked-off tunes!
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Best of luck, mate.
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Keep positive. It might be
the best thing that ever happened.
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Where you heading to?
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Runcorn.
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You'll love this...
Snoopy Dog... ear worm!
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Only dicks pay for music nowadays.
It's not Victorian times!
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Bad day at the office?
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Fucking recession.
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No-one's got disposable income.
Disgraceful.
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What you up to?
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Not much. Why?
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Going cruising with Madam.
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Fuck it.
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Late start this morning.
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They can afford it.
They're winning.
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They've won.
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It's not over yet, Karen.
It's all about hearts and minds.
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Thought it was about houses?
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Well, yeah.
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Thank you, ladies.
See you next session.
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Partner couldn't make it again?
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Really bad weather up in Aberdeen.
Force nine.
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Couldn't get off the rig.
I'll make sure he's up to speed.
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Fingers crossed he makes it for
the birth. Has he booked time off?
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Not sure. Let me look.
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Ah, here it is, filed under
"Mind Your Own Fucking Business".
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You're clouding me chakra, man.
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It's like The Sopranos, this!
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Hanging outside the club, drinking,
talking, cruising the bitches.
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What, with our changing bags,
and nappies, extra rice cakes,
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in case she gets cranky?
Yeah, dead like The Sopranos(!)
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Your future
flashing before your eyes?
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Eh? Look, what happened,
it wasn't your fault.
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It fucking was! Totally stole
Kelly off Shane like that.
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Bullshit, man,
it goes against the code.
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I'm talking about his wife and kids
frying in a fire in Spain, you twat!
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Ah! And there is no code.
She's more Mafioso than you!
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Fucking gangster, mate!
Pow, pow, pow, pow!
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BABY CRIES
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Coodgy coodgy!
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I've got a flat screen there...
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You'll be a good dad, you.
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I won't!
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Don't listen to that prick!
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If it doesn't involve acne or MILFs,
he's got no experience.
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I'm a fucking jinx, all right?
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Everything I care about,
everyone I love, get damaged.
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There's no such thing as jinxed.
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Who's been in my life long-term?
Cum-Bucket!
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Look, £10, take it or leave it.
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Fucking thief!
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Oi!
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Guy's going off his nut
cos I won't give him £50
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for a two year old portable.
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Can't fucking move in there
with shit folk are selling.
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I used to think it was "prawn" shop.
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I always thought me granddad
was taking his wedding ring
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down to the "prawn" shop!
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You better have a good reason
for dragging me out of my pit.
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Oh, yeah.
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Sorry I'm late. Fucking yoga
stresses me out.
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Bob upstairs?
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Never showed.
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Bob? He hasn't missed in... ever.
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Had an accident, something to do
with a truck and a Pelican.
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Poor bugger!
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He's got no-one.
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Mmm.
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He was a gentleman, you know.
Always asked after me.
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"How are we today, Kelly?"
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And he'd actually wait
for an answer.
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Then you'd toss him off.
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I'm going to go see him.
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Hospital's no place for you
in your condition!
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You might catch something.
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Maybe it's the hormones.
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Fuck knows, I could bottle
and sell them at the minute,
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but I'm going in.
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You missed a bit.
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Bastard!
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Fucking blood,
I've just scratched myself now!
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We're not robbing cars!
We'll never shift them!
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It's not the cars we're after.
Watch and learn.
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Stop fucking hitting me!
I'm 26-years-old!
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Fucking explain yourself!
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All those fuckers that are evicting
people from the estate, yeah,
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the Gestapo, they've got to leave
their motors somewhere, don't they?
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Can't bring them to the Chatsworth,
there's thieves knocking about.
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It's not about the cars,
it's about the booty in the boot.
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Have you seen the gear
that that lot carry?
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Phones, laptops, tablets, scanners.
Got to keep it somewhere.
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So you're taking pictures of it?
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If I wanted to connect my printer
to my computer,
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how do I do it if I don't want
wires everywhere?
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You know I don't believe in
computers, don't you?
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Bluetooth!
It detects another wireless device
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and asks you if you
want to make a connection.
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To which you reply?
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You clever bastard!
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ALARM PEALS
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Mortgage or not...
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Job or no job...
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I will always be with you.
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This makes you a very lucky man,
because I am a catch.
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Say "Thank you, Avril".
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I wanted more.
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I didn't.
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The whole world is fucked up
because people want more.
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I want us, 'Tish.
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Everything else is just...
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stuff.
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There are people round here
far worse off than us.
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You can say that again.
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What are you doing?
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Evicted. We've been living
under here three days.
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Listen to your missus, mate.
She talks sense.
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Want one? Pig in a blanket? (SNORTS)
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Unacceptable!
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Oh, yeah? Didn't takeyoulong
to revert to type.
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I am still the same lad.
I am Carl fucking Gallagher,
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except now I've got a job.
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It's not a job...
it's a Faustian deal.
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You sold your soul to
Beelzebub, you fucking
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muppet, and you
don't even know it!
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Oh, yeah... what, cos of your father
or your grandfather,
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or some fucking Irish bloke
we knew 200 years ago.
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They're as much my blood
as they are yours.
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Cos you come from here.
Have some dignity, change your name.
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Fuck the past!
Katie, Stella, little Cilla...
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that's why I'm doing it,
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to make this place less of
a shit-hole for them to grow up in.
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They've sucked out your soul.
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Bollocks.
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Well, prove it, then.
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Yeah, go on.
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Yeah, thought so.
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(SLURRED) We were brought up...
to be suspicious of the police.
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The oppressive arm of the state,
charging demonstrators on horseback,
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and all that.
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They got my motor back once, after
some little Welsh prick robbed it.
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Me grandad was in Cork.
You know... Black and Tans.
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We can't have a Gallagher
in the police.
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It's a good pension.
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I mean, he's a bright lad.
Not academic bright, mind...
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he takes after his mother in that
respect but he can turn his hand to...
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And he's a looker.
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What? I always thought it looked
like he'd got his finger in a socket
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or something, you know?
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No. The teens, the
MILFS, the GILFS...
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they'd all ride him,
given half the chance.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Was in here last night,
had one too many.
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Someone fingered me in the snug.
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Well, it wasn't me.
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You can smell if you want.
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I'll need reimbursing.
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After all the business he's given you
over the years?
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True. He was a lovely customer.
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Isa lovely customer.
He's not dead yet.
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He knowsyou'rehere.
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Every time I saw him lately, I kept
complaining about my feet killing me.
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Used to give me a foot massage.
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Had a thing about feet, didn't he?
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He had a briefcase
full of all kinds of books on feet.
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He's a chiropodist.
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Wouldn't put it past him.
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Back to work, soon as.
Profit in that bump.
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For old time's sake, eh, pal?
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Do I look like a man
with 100 quid to spare?
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It's quality gear, that...
shifted the other two already.
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You could ask Jonesy.
Oh no, he won't be able to
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take it, on account he's
got no house to live in.
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How much?
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That's all I've got.
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How do you sleep at night?
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(WHISTLES)
247
00:15:45,136 --> 00:15:48,458
Right, I don't care who did it.
I even admire your cheek a little,
248
00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:51,966
but... I want my computer back.
249
00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:55,599
It's not a work computer,
it's my personal property,
250
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:58,327
material of sentimental value.
251
00:15:58,328 --> 00:16:01,013
Pictures of my children,
Christmas, birthdays, holidays.
252
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Things I can't replicate or replace.
And I stupidly have no back-up.
253
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,628
I'm sorry you've
lost your mementos.
254
00:16:08,629 --> 00:16:11,216
Thanks to you, these people
have lost their homes.
255
00:16:12,336 --> 00:16:14,068
They've still got photographs.
256
00:16:14,518 --> 00:16:17,208
They just don't have anywhere
to put them.
257
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:21,324
This is a step too far. Personal
items are not part of the game.
258
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,699
The game?!
259
00:16:22,779 --> 00:16:25,039
Yeah, the fucking game.
260
00:16:25,657 --> 00:16:28,411
You people... think you're so clever.
261
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:32,146
What you do
is not a victimless crime.
262
00:16:32,193 --> 00:16:34,559
You're a mad cow.
263
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,935
All your cheating and scamming
and benefit fraud...
264
00:16:38,019 --> 00:16:39,943
- Good people, like me...
- And me.
265
00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:42,411
Have our lives impacted upon
266
00:16:42,443 --> 00:16:45,479
by your scavenging lives.
We bear the cost.
267
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:50,342
No, you fucking don't. What you mean is,
the rules are rigged in your favour.
268
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,479
Everything's rigged in your favour,
269
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:57,279
and the moment one of us bite back,
you kick and scratch and scream,
270
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,068
"I want mine! What about mine?!"
271
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That's my man.
272
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,159
Look, come on, Miss...
273
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,639
Fuck off, you leech!
Leave me alone.
274
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,394
Upset by a couple of evictions, are you?
275
00:17:07,441 --> 00:17:08,519
Yeah.
276
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(IN AMERICAN ACCENT)
Getting all "Spartacus" on my ass?
277
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:15,359
Progress is coming, like it or not.
Five years from now, maybe seven,
278
00:17:15,976 --> 00:17:19,975
this place won't even be here.
None of you will be here.
279
00:17:20,402 --> 00:17:24,840
The rest of society are not funding
the underbelly any more.
280
00:17:24,901 --> 00:17:30,707
We're not doing it. So it won't be
30 evictions, or 40, or even 100.
281
00:17:31,337 --> 00:17:35,199
Ten years from now,
this place will be wasteland!
282
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And that's not opinion...
283
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,479
that's policy.
284
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,629
(MAN) Go on, fuck off!
285
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,839
If I'd wanted misery,
I could have stayed at home.
286
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,319
What sort of shop
are you running here anyway?
287
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,159
This place is fucked.
288
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,279
It's always been fucked...
it's a vital part of its appeal.
289
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:11,319
People don't know what the future
holds... they're upset.
290
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,559
The future
is what you fucking make it!
291
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,629
Come on, where's the spirit of '68?
292
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:24,832
Oh, what the fuck?! Student riots?
Paris? Prague Spring?
293
00:18:24,864 --> 00:18:26,863
Tune in, drop out,
294
00:18:26,927 --> 00:18:29,300
shag a skank because she'll let you?
295
00:18:29,613 --> 00:18:32,519
Civil... disobedience.
296
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,542
Huh? You don't have
to play by their
297
00:18:35,543 --> 00:18:37,541
fucking rules... make
some up of your own.
298
00:18:37,613 --> 00:18:39,246
Seize the fucking day.
299
00:18:39,269 --> 00:18:42,799
It's like the French,
but they blockade the motorways.
300
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,919
And burn sheep. They do.
301
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:49,723
Thank you. You have to admire
the Gauls for their gall,
302
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:54,262
despite their cheese-eating
surrender-monkey tendencies.
303
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,639
What more can we do?
304
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,559
Why does it matter to you anyway?
305
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,639
Because all this misery
306
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,639
is ruining my fucking pint.
307
00:19:08,108 --> 00:19:11,947
I'm hanging up my crotchless
when this little bundle drops.
308
00:19:12,409 --> 00:19:14,918
Can't have your mam on the game,
can you?
309
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,880
I've got to be responsible. I mean...
310
00:19:26,219 --> 00:19:30,218
If me and Marty go tits up like me
and Shane... cos these things happen...
311
00:19:30,866 --> 00:19:33,255
it'll just be me and a kid.
312
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,405
I want this...
313
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,732
more than I've ever wanted anything,
Bob.
314
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,919
The fella, the kid, flat,
315
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:50,341
nice little job where
I don't have to wear a gum-shield.
316
00:19:55,379 --> 00:19:57,346
I want the dream.
317
00:19:59,547 --> 00:20:01,853
Reckon him upstairs
will let me have it?
318
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:03,369
Have what?
319
00:20:05,876 --> 00:20:07,546
Sorry. Who are you?
320
00:20:08,232 --> 00:20:11,609
His wife. Who are you?
321
00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:17,851
Ta.
322
00:20:18,356 --> 00:20:22,355
Not a typical hospital visitor,
if you don't mind me saying so.
323
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:25,985
I'm just aware
that some folk don't have anyone.
324
00:20:26,111 --> 00:20:29,039
I mean,
I had no idea Bob were married.
325
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,279
You missed his wedding ring?
326
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,511
He never wore it.
327
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,399
Sorry, my dad never wore
a wedding ring.
328
00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:38,640
I just don't even think to look.
329
00:20:44,515 --> 00:20:47,827
That must've been a real shock.
I'm sorry.
330
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,759
The doctor said I should
prepare myself for the worst.
331
00:20:52,408 --> 00:20:55,788
The damage to his brain's extensive,
and if he did make a recovery...
332
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,639
Look, you don't know what'll happen,
nor do the doctors,
333
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,913
they're just giving you
a worst-case scenario.
334
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,902
Have a look in "My Photos".
You know she'll
335
00:21:12,903 --> 00:21:14,983
have some homemade porn
on there, don't you?
336
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,839
She's a businesswoman.
337
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:20,511
She is filth, I can tell, mate.
"This place will be wasteland!"
338
00:21:20,558 --> 00:21:22,599
I almost come in me pants!
339
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,520
Hey, we could stick up a
couple of barricades,
340
00:21:24,521 --> 00:21:26,439
block the roads, like
Derry in the old days.
341
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,799
Oh, that's all we need...
rubber bullets and petrol bombs.
342
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,275
Could enlist Marty Fisher,
he burns stuff.
343
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,685
Oh, that's opening
a can of worms.
344
00:21:34,686 --> 00:21:37,079
He's imbalanced, he
wouldn't know when tostop.
345
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,719
That's what Kelly says!
346
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,039
Sorry.
347
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,479
Maybe we take the fight toher.
348
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,479
Why is the Chatsworth the
battleground? Take it to hergaff.
349
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,719
It's nice, hergaff. She tried
to seduce me there, you know.
350
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,999
(MIMI) Ha!
351
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
She's got a meeting
tomorrow at her hotel.
352
00:21:52,001 --> 00:21:53,999
Council, Work and Pensions,
they're all coming.
353
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,719
Dress the girl up as a chambermaid,
bug the room.
354
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,416
I'd look brilliant
as a chambermaid.
355
00:21:58,431 --> 00:22:01,919
Good idea, Jason Bourne! Should I
get my bag of listening devices?
356
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,736
I resisted, if anyone's interested.
357
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,479
I think
she craves the furry chalice.
358
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,517
Oh, fuck me,
I would pay to see that.
359
00:22:09,549 --> 00:22:11,159
We won't need to bug the room.
360
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,239
How so?
361
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,377
You'll see.
362
00:22:15,322 --> 00:22:16,919
Right, everyone, this is Jodie.
363
00:22:17,443 --> 00:22:20,174
She's got a rather unique talent.
364
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,642
If you can just stand aside.
365
00:22:26,036 --> 00:22:29,658
The old one is saying, "Dress you up
like a chambermaid at my place,
366
00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:32,014
"we could charge a ton an hour.
367
00:22:32,015 --> 00:22:34,236
" The young one says, "I will
have tuition fees to pay."
368
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,723
What the fuck?!
369
00:22:35,762 --> 00:22:37,067
She can read minds?!
370
00:22:37,084 --> 00:22:41,301
Lips, dickhead! She lip-reads. Jodie
is going to be our secret weapon.
371
00:22:41,979 --> 00:22:43,301
Well done.
372
00:22:52,595 --> 00:22:54,293
(LAUGHS)
373
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,599
DISTANT PLAYGROUND NOISES
374
00:22:59,893 --> 00:23:02,857
♪ You stepped out of a cloud
375
00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:08,659
♪ I want to take you away
376
00:23:09,247 --> 00:23:13,246
♪ Away from the crowd... ♪
377
00:23:13,421 --> 00:23:15,279
I don't understand.
378
00:23:16,012 --> 00:23:17,842
This can't be happening.
379
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:22,991
♪ Alone and apart
380
00:23:23,616 --> 00:23:25,889
♪ Out of a dream... ♪
381
00:23:27,641 --> 00:23:30,647
Breaking and entering,
damage to property.
382
00:23:30,706 --> 00:23:33,178
You said yourselves yesterday,
we make the rules.
383
00:23:33,239 --> 00:23:36,478
Every time you break them,
you're giving us more ammunition.
384
00:23:36,566 --> 00:23:38,764
You're damaging yourselves.
385
00:23:38,801 --> 00:23:40,200
That's clever.
386
00:23:40,482 --> 00:23:43,121
We'll just evict all over again,
only this time,
387
00:23:43,169 --> 00:23:46,459
the penalties will be stiffer.
Custodial.
388
00:23:46,655 --> 00:23:48,454
But no-one's back in the same house.
389
00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:50,299
What?
390
00:23:51,322 --> 00:23:53,326
No-one's returned
to the same properties.
391
00:23:53,372 --> 00:23:55,154
All have got new occupants.
392
00:23:55,313 --> 00:23:59,623
So, your info, work and pensions,
Inland Revenue, council tax.
393
00:23:59,702 --> 00:24:00,781
Immigration.
394
00:24:00,867 --> 00:24:02,226
Useless.
395
00:24:02,321 --> 00:24:05,537
You don't know who's who,
or where.
396
00:24:06,065 --> 00:24:08,889
You don't seriously think
this will stop it?
397
00:24:09,076 --> 00:24:10,865
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
398
00:24:13,612 --> 00:24:15,709
I seriously do.
399
00:24:15,812 --> 00:24:17,404
(LAUGHS)
400
00:24:21,975 --> 00:24:23,254
We're so screwed.
401
00:24:24,115 --> 00:24:27,092
They'll be back. Only next time,
they'll hit twice as hard.
402
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:30,022
Dogs, PSCs, alarm systems
403
00:24:30,062 --> 00:24:31,897
and custody for anyone
who doesn't comply.
404
00:24:32,203 --> 00:24:33,562
I love my job.
405
00:24:34,642 --> 00:24:37,147
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
406
00:24:38,990 --> 00:24:41,778
Two, three, four
407
00:24:41,842 --> 00:24:43,670
and out. Arrows of light!
408
00:24:43,801 --> 00:24:48,186
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaah!
409
00:24:48,209 --> 00:24:49,522
Camel toe!
410
00:24:49,545 --> 00:24:50,664
Bless you!
411
00:24:50,751 --> 00:24:52,190
What's wi' twitches?
412
00:24:52,854 --> 00:24:54,928
You know I still get it with you,
when I've got the horn.
413
00:24:55,585 --> 00:24:56,864
You've got the horn?
414
00:24:56,939 --> 00:24:58,240
Yeah.
415
00:24:59,046 --> 00:25:02,272
Fucking brilliant.
Now I've got the horn!
416
00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:08,412
Great. OK, up we get, mums.
Thank you very much.
417
00:25:11,873 --> 00:25:14,779
This is better than being
on a rig off Aberdeen, eh?
418
00:25:15,479 --> 00:25:16,678
What?
419
00:25:16,796 --> 00:25:18,607
Have you booked time off
for the birth?
420
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,811
Oi! "One-Born-Every-Minute."
Back off.
421
00:25:21,031 --> 00:25:25,178
No, it's all right. How can I be
negative about this? We'll be good.
422
00:25:25,835 --> 00:25:27,914
THEY GRUNT
423
00:25:28,577 --> 00:25:31,037
You'll have to excuse us,
but you know what hormones are like.
424
00:25:31,118 --> 00:25:33,287
I really need to go ride my boy.
425
00:25:34,262 --> 00:25:36,522
Have you had any thoughts
on breast-feeding?
426
00:25:37,141 --> 00:25:38,639
Unleash the beast.
427
00:25:38,698 --> 00:25:43,326
Tit wank, nipple rash, areola!
Udders, puppies, milky mountains!
428
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,169
Tell me again!
429
00:25:48,218 --> 00:25:50,951
I want our baby!
I love our baby.
430
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,725
Oh, baby!
431
00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:58,936
The welfare state is over.
Housing, health, education.
432
00:25:58,950 --> 00:26:01,829
It just got bloated
and unaffordable.
433
00:26:01,916 --> 00:26:05,100
It's a direct consequence
of everyone living longer.
434
00:26:05,312 --> 00:26:09,311
Blah, blah, blah. That's what you
sound like to me, do you know that?
435
00:26:09,357 --> 00:26:11,725
We can beat them.
We're better than them.
436
00:26:11,781 --> 00:26:14,660
It's not about them and us.
437
00:26:14,692 --> 00:26:16,389
We're no fucking different.
438
00:26:16,424 --> 00:26:19,437
What, you think they don't love
their kids as much as we love ours?
439
00:26:20,373 --> 00:26:26,858
I have rejected 20 calls today, from
my estranged, alcoholic husband,
440
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:31,366
who presently is fucking a girl
barely scraping legality.
441
00:26:32,282 --> 00:26:36,562
And yet, at some point,
at some point,
442
00:26:37,703 --> 00:26:39,702
I will let him come back...
443
00:26:40,528 --> 00:26:43,527
and rip the heart out of me again
and pay for the privilege.
444
00:26:43,559 --> 00:26:45,991
How is that better?
445
00:26:46,531 --> 00:26:48,335
My husband wets the bed.
446
00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:54,118
Look, it's about the system,
and getting it to work for YOU.
447
00:26:54,174 --> 00:26:55,693
That's all that counts.
448
00:26:55,811 --> 00:26:58,132
It's time to grow some balls,
Feeney.
449
00:26:59,923 --> 00:27:02,042
You don't sound like yourself.
450
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,854
Be very clear...
451
00:27:05,199 --> 00:27:07,710
There are no lengths
I won't go to.
452
00:27:10,127 --> 00:27:12,382
What, you think I'm going to let
10 lazy bastards
453
00:27:12,427 --> 00:27:14,210
keep me from my salary?
454
00:27:20,328 --> 00:27:23,569
Well, that's all right. You're
the middle of the sandwich...
455
00:27:23,647 --> 00:27:26,766
I want one up there...
456
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,879
I might have fucking known.
457
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,199
I was tricked down here,
all right?
458
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,039
She said she'd give me a blow...
459
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,959
Only to lure him in.
460
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,759
I tried the trail of bread crumbs,
but he didn't pick up on it.
461
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,538
Right, that door stays locked
until you sort it out.
462
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,866
Any stock he drinks, you pay for it.
463
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,519
Shouldn't have to prove myself.
You're my dad.
464
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,999
Hundred million sperm, and me best
swimmer turns out to be a Judas.
465
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,635
What are the chances?
466
00:27:57,853 --> 00:27:59,393
When are you due?
467
00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:02,502
I'm five months gone.
468
00:28:03,457 --> 00:28:05,033
Your first?
469
00:28:05,877 --> 00:28:08,677
We only had the one. Unplanned.
470
00:28:08,726 --> 00:28:11,143
This one took me
a little bit by surprise.
471
00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:12,762
Scared?
472
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,799
I'm fuckin' terrified.
473
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,199
You'll be a great mum.
474
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,639
Look at the kindness
you've shown me.
475
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,439
Look at how you care for Bob,
someone you don't even know.
476
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,034
I think you're remarkable.
477
00:28:31,904 --> 00:28:34,343
I love a man who's in touch
with his feminine side.
478
00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:36,159
Got your moisturiser
on my forehead too.
479
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,736
The Christmas present,
or the good one?
480
00:28:37,746 --> 00:28:39,145
Green bottle.
481
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,866
Can't read any more of this.
482
00:28:42,205 --> 00:28:45,393
It's all spreadsheets
and proposals. Going snow-blind.
483
00:28:45,416 --> 00:28:46,697
You did good.
484
00:28:46,710 --> 00:28:48,565
I won't let it go to my head.
485
00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:52,841
Have you seen this?
486
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,719
Her contract is on here.
It's totally gold-plated.
487
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,719
We've got to get this to Karen
and Jamie.
488
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,439
Here's the interesting stuff.
489
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,359
Her contract of employment.
Terms and conditions.
490
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,719
150 grand? What, that's her salary?
491
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:10,719
That's her bonus, if she manages
to permanently board up 120 houses.
492
00:29:10,763 --> 00:29:12,042
That's horrible.
493
00:29:12,059 --> 00:29:13,783
You can see why she'd be
pissed off at us.
494
00:29:14,260 --> 00:29:16,119
Is it wrong, right?
495
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:20,119
That she gives me a full-on stiffy
every single time I see her?
496
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,439
D'you mind if I ask you a question?
497
00:29:24,237 --> 00:29:25,956
How do you do it?
498
00:29:26,284 --> 00:29:29,276
I mean, the whole wife thing?
499
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,599
All those years
and you're still in love.
500
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,440
We haven't been in love
in a long time.
501
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,239
We've been married 45 years.
People change.
502
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,519
But you change together.
503
00:29:40,684 --> 00:29:42,330
The love we have now is...
504
00:29:43,599 --> 00:29:45,627
It's nothing like the love
we used to have.
505
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,039
That's normal, isn't it?
506
00:29:47,837 --> 00:29:49,276
I suppose.
507
00:29:49,424 --> 00:29:52,088
Bob was never the most
physical of men.
508
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:53,377
He never...
509
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,239
He wasn't a sexual man.
510
00:29:56,396 --> 00:29:57,736
Eh?
511
00:29:59,144 --> 00:30:01,729
I know it must seem odd
to a woman of your age,
512
00:30:01,856 --> 00:30:04,572
but, I need that attention.
The satisfaction.
513
00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:08,594
So, I looked for it and I found it
with other men, other lovers.
514
00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:13,283
Truth be told,
I'm very much in love with someone.
515
00:30:14,077 --> 00:30:16,572
I was going to tell Bob,
but then this happened.
516
00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:18,599
You were leaving him?
517
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,268
He's an old man. Inside
as well as out.
518
00:30:21,799 --> 00:30:23,799
Maybe you weren't trying
hard enough.
519
00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:25,495
Excuse me?
520
00:30:26,207 --> 00:30:28,815
Never had any trouble
when he were with me.
521
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,879
Worked out well for you, hasn't it?
522
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,838
Bit of luck, he'll pop his clogs
and you won't have to tell him.
523
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,679
What do you mean, "with you"?
524
00:30:36,745 --> 00:30:40,424
I'm a prostitute, love. A hooker,
lady of the night, Irma la Douce.
525
00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:43,138
Bob was one of my regulars.
526
00:30:43,139 --> 00:30:44,977
Probably saw me when you
were at your lover's.
527
00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:47,018
You slut.
528
00:30:48,893 --> 00:30:50,039
You're no better.
529
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,611
Get out!
530
00:30:53,559 --> 00:30:55,118
No, Hannah, stop it!
531
00:30:55,157 --> 00:30:56,785
Get off me!
532
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,319
Oh... (GASPS)
533
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,699
HEART MONITOR BEEPS
534
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,439
(RADIO) "Moving on, and a Moss Side
man has been arrested
535
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,039
"on suspicion of arson.
536
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,959
"The arrest follows a
three-month-long investigation
537
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,959
"of a suspected firebomb attack
on a house in south Manchester.
538
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,679
"Let's have a look at what's
happening on the roads.
539
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,239
"Traffic's starting to build up
in the usual places.
540
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,439
"We had reports of an
overturned lorry..."
541
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,919
BREAKING GLASS
542
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,481
Oh, oh! You fucking bastard!
543
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,999
♪ SEX PISTOLS:
Anarchy In The UK
544
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,399
♪ I am an anti-Christ
545
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:02,399
♪ I am an anarchist
546
00:32:02,450 --> 00:32:05,849
♪ Don't know what I want,
but I know how to get it
547
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,439
♪ I want to destroy the passer by
548
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,839
♪ Cos I...
549
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,599
♪ Wanna be... ♪
550
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,679
What's happened?!
551
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,926
Now get in! Come on!
552
00:32:24,036 --> 00:32:29,767
♪ And I wanna be...
553
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:34,330
♪ ..an anarchist
554
00:32:34,389 --> 00:32:40,885
♪ I get pissed, destroy. ♪
555
00:32:41,037 --> 00:32:43,561
Right, let's go.
556
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,479
She has destroyed people's lives,
she's caused total mayhem.
557
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,479
How's hurting her
going to benefit us?
558
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,999
I enjoy violence
as much as the next man.
559
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,239
We need to keep a cool head.
560
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,679
I want her to suffer.
561
00:33:07,439 --> 00:33:11,002
Seen this film once where
a cowboy cuts off the squaw's tits.
562
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,839
Jesus, no! When did
you become so tough?
563
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,064
You've lost your bottle.
564
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,879
Your reverse psychology
has fooled me...
565
00:33:20,512 --> 00:33:22,838
I'm off to take
a chainsaw to the woman(!)
566
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,822
Very funny.
567
00:33:26,737 --> 00:33:28,705
What do you want?
568
00:33:35,330 --> 00:33:38,439
I will not be intimidated.
569
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,199
I'm not trying to intimidate you.
570
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,783
You're going to get chopped up and
thrown in the Manchester Ship Canal.
571
00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:51,713
I'm not so shocked.
You're not the first.
572
00:33:52,651 --> 00:33:55,986
I knew a hundred lads like you
when I was growing up.
573
00:33:56,888 --> 00:33:59,017
You don't have to be like this.
574
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,959
Don't be scared.
575
00:34:01,881 --> 00:34:03,509
It's not that messy...
576
00:34:03,961 --> 00:34:06,689
once all the blood
drains from your corpse.
577
00:34:07,067 --> 00:34:09,080
The only question remaining for you,
578
00:34:09,393 --> 00:34:12,931
is do you want to pass up
this, literally,
579
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,431
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
580
00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:21,306
and deliver me a blow-job,
before it's too late?
581
00:34:21,631 --> 00:34:23,033
DNA, Shane!
582
00:34:23,804 --> 00:34:26,572
Fuck off! I was just asking.
583
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,039
It's like the old days round here...
584
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,839
one in the bathroom,
two in the dungeon. Grub's up!
585
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,359
(FRANK) About fucking time.
586
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,639
Of course, the kidnapee upstairs
is worth a few bob.
587
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,639
150 grand bonus for kicking
people out their houses?
588
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,239
Horrific, that.
589
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,079
It's the poetry of the free market.
590
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,679
Shut up.
591
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,279
Insured up to the hilt, as well.
592
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,919
She so much as trips over a stiletto
and she's minted for life.
593
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,039
Can't lose for winning.
594
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,559
See what your lot are about?
595
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,639
My lot?
596
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,999
These are the ranks you've joined.
597
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,425
You are DIRECTLY responsible
for the death of this community.
598
00:35:04,468 --> 00:35:06,408
It's not fucking funny, it's tragic.
599
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,279
You miserable arsehole.
600
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,319
This community'll never die.
Look how they're fighting back.
601
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,320
Kicked out their homes and
still refusing to lie
602
00:35:13,321 --> 00:35:15,319
down, no matter what that
blonde bint does to them.
603
00:35:15,406 --> 00:35:17,442
You are still spreading her gospel.
604
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,759
If you clobbered her over
the head for the insurance,
605
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,839
she'd be delighted.
606
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,039
What fucking side are you on?
607
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,759
I'm on my own side.
608
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,359
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
609
00:35:26,665 --> 00:35:29,133
Shut up, yeah?
Shut up... thought forming.
610
00:35:29,434 --> 00:35:33,766
Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl.
611
00:35:33,813 --> 00:35:36,479
- Are you in there, son?
- What?
612
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,916
My boy.
613
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:44,479
That is the best idea I have ever...
614
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,479
What is?
615
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,399
Do her in for the insurance money.
616
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:52,986
Let her take her black,
black soul off somewhere else.
617
00:35:53,002 --> 00:35:54,161
I never said that.
618
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:58,728
Yes, you fucking did
and I have never been prouder.
619
00:35:59,544 --> 00:36:04,111
Under those layers
and layers of piggery,
620
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,869
a Gallagher heart still beats.
621
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,679
No. Under no circumstances.
622
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,239
You're covered by
a gold-plated insurance scheme
623
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,079
while on Agency business.
624
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,119
Absolutely not.
625
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,119
You'd get a six figure pay out.
626
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,812
That doesn't make it
any more palatable.
627
00:36:27,859 --> 00:36:30,898
It's the "injured" bit
that leaves me cold.
628
00:36:31,419 --> 00:36:35,418
You will NOT empty this place.
People won't just lie down.
629
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,117
We can arrange for you to be hurt.
In a controlled manner.
630
00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:42,828
And in return, you erase
all databases, spreadsheets,
631
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,079
original copies...
mainframe and backup,
632
00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:47,625
on every person on
the Chatsworth Estate.
633
00:36:48,062 --> 00:36:49,759
You're not asking for much, are you?
634
00:36:50,010 --> 00:36:51,289
Can you do it?
635
00:36:51,987 --> 00:36:53,621
Yeah, it only takes a password.
636
00:36:53,698 --> 00:36:57,761
I have remote access to all
the systems, I can delete them.
637
00:36:57,870 --> 00:37:00,073
Permanently? Including backup?
638
00:37:00,113 --> 00:37:02,761
Permanently and irrevocably...
if I have a mind to.
639
00:37:03,261 --> 00:37:04,919
Which I don't.
640
00:37:05,854 --> 00:37:07,698
Why are you so nasty?
641
00:37:08,191 --> 00:37:11,079
I'm not nasty, I'm focused.
642
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,999
I think a woman needs to be.
643
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,042
Excuse me.
644
00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:20,447
I have to visit
the little boy's room.
645
00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:22,331
How old are you?
646
00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:24,894
40? 45?
647
00:37:24,948 --> 00:37:28,948
Fuck off. Scrape the cement away,
that one'll never see 50 again.
648
00:37:28,974 --> 00:37:30,533
Your point being?
649
00:37:30,575 --> 00:37:33,334
Is this how you want
to spend the next two years?
650
00:37:33,827 --> 00:37:36,906
Are you really that committed
on getting one over on us?
651
00:37:36,964 --> 00:37:40,199
But she's not committed,
though, are you?
652
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,511
It's not political.
It's not an agenda.
653
00:37:44,154 --> 00:37:46,941
It's about being strong,
being in control.
654
00:37:52,696 --> 00:37:54,589
I bet your husband's a right prick.
655
00:37:54,967 --> 00:37:56,253
(LAUGHS)
656
00:37:57,638 --> 00:37:59,277
You don't hide it well.
657
00:37:59,466 --> 00:38:03,465
I believe in what I'm doing.
It's necessary.
658
00:38:15,112 --> 00:38:19,456
But I'm so sick of
all this unpleasantness.
659
00:38:20,318 --> 00:38:22,878
I am. I'm so tired.
660
00:38:24,285 --> 00:38:25,550
I'm exhausted.
661
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,003
What safeguards would I have?
662
00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:37,855
Trust us, violence is our thing.
663
00:38:43,128 --> 00:38:45,079
Do you need me to get you a nurse?
664
00:38:45,353 --> 00:38:47,800
You should be due some pain killers.
665
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:49,519
How's Bob?
666
00:38:50,183 --> 00:38:51,422
Same.
667
00:38:51,502 --> 00:38:55,511
I'm sorry. The baby, you...
I told you I was jinxed.
668
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:56,319
I don't need this.
669
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,679
Everything I touch turns to shit.
Everything.
670
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,472
I don't have the strength
for this to be about you, Marty.
671
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,042
Can't leave Bob on his own.
672
00:39:12,081 --> 00:39:14,292
Will you forget about fucking Bob?
673
00:39:14,949 --> 00:39:16,487
He has no-one...
674
00:39:18,206 --> 00:39:21,319
and he could be stuck
inside that injury for years.
675
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,527
I'll take care of Bob... worry not.
676
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:27,214
You take care of her
or you've got me to answer to.
677
00:39:31,148 --> 00:39:32,588
I'm sorry.
678
00:39:37,769 --> 00:39:38,940
KNOCKING ON DOOR
679
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,315
Private meeting... fuck off!
680
00:39:41,386 --> 00:39:44,409
Take one each and
don't let anyone else see it.
681
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:47,819
Everyone's volunteered,
but only one of us can do the deed.
682
00:39:47,846 --> 00:39:49,330
"There can be only one."
683
00:39:49,409 --> 00:39:50,439
Behave.
684
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,639
If anyone gets fingered,
they'll be looking at a long stretch.
685
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,879
Assault on someone
on government business.
686
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,239
What the fuck?
Am I holding the coats, or what?
687
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:02,959
She knows you. We don't want her
to be able to ID the attackers.
688
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,719
You're hardly inconspicuous.
689
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,319
GASPING
690
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,999
Firstly, Enoch, we're not
the only blacks in the village.
691
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,679
Secondly...
692
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,159
(GROANS)
693
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,999
Besides, Dad,
you couldn't beat eggs.
694
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,759
It's the principle.
695
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,919
Right, whoever's got it,
wear the mask...
696
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,399
"Wear the mask".
697
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,834
Right.
698
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,039
And exercise some restraint.
Beat her enough to get compensation,
699
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,599
not enough to piss her off.
700
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,959
Crack her on the nose.
701
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,159
What about, er, knee-caps?
They're always good, aren't they?
702
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,719
Definitely no knee-caps. Too far.
703
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,679
Yeah, she wouldn't walk for months.
704
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,279
I've heard nothing.
705
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,914
A targeted beating.
Just enough to fool a loss adjustor.
706
00:41:03,532 --> 00:41:05,484
There you go, love.
707
00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:08,597
Good boy.
708
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,300
You're DNR now, love.
You've already gone, haven't you?
709
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:28,058
Good night, sweetheart. God bless.
710
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,839
BEEPING
711
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,839
♪ You
712
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:39,159
♪ Stepped out of a dream
713
00:41:41,311 --> 00:41:45,310
♪ You are too wonderful
714
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:50,639
♪ To be what you seem
715
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,519
♪ Could there be eyes like yours... ♪
716
00:41:58,248 --> 00:42:00,487
(SCREAMS)
717
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,559
(KAREN) Forgot your flowers.
718
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,279
Ate your grapes.
719
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,733
Can you can move your hand?
720
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:11,256
Yeah, that's the correct account.
721
00:42:12,982 --> 00:42:16,768
I just wanted to check how much we
have outstanding on our Council Tax?
722
00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:28,709
Done.
723
00:42:28,717 --> 00:42:30,334
You better not be winding us up,
724
00:42:30,405 --> 00:42:33,608
cos there is still time
to plant you under a fly-over.
725
00:42:36,572 --> 00:42:38,170
What, they've all crashed?
726
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:42,342
And when will they be
back up and running?
727
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,479
Everyone's system
went down at the same time.
728
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,740
Congratulations...
you're a wealthy woman.
729
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,654
Nice doing business with you.
730
00:43:11,251 --> 00:43:14,050
(ALL) While I continue
to be a police officer,
731
00:43:14,098 --> 00:43:17,193
I will, to the best of
my skill and knowledge,
732
00:43:17,221 --> 00:43:22,303
discharge all the duties thereof,
faithfully according to law.
733
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,879
Can you eat that, after?
734
00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:25,592
The Fondant Fancy?
735
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:30,559
APPLAUSE
736
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:48,719
♪ He's gonna step on you again
737
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:53,279
♪ He's gonna step on
738
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:03,339
♪ Hey, rainmaker, come away
from that man you know
739
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:07,839
♪ He's gonna take away
your promised land... ♪
740
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,519
Let's get you a drink, eh?
741
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,319
Fuck off.
742
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,279
Give the lady a beer before
I stick my toe up your arse,
743
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,679
and not in a nice way.
744
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,679
She's our guest. Treat her like one.
Mingle, Mrs Feeney.
745
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,599
♪ Gonna stamp out your fire
He can change your desire... ♪
746
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,919
No, can't make it out.
747
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,719
They're Polish... cheaper.
748
00:44:34,626 --> 00:44:36,957
Cos that's what
you're looking for in a condom...
749
00:44:36,979 --> 00:44:39,738
cheapness. Forget condoms, son.
750
00:44:39,755 --> 00:44:43,754
Bareback is best, first and always.
751
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,386
Sorry for your loss.
752
00:45:11,293 --> 00:45:13,011
Are you a fucking animal?
753
00:45:13,057 --> 00:45:14,239
What?
754
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:15,948
Guy's just lost a baby.
755
00:45:16,530 --> 00:45:18,018
Fuck off!
756
00:45:20,736 --> 00:45:23,417
(MIMI) Can I have a cold one?
757
00:45:31,654 --> 00:45:34,453
Why are you all being so nice to me?
758
00:45:34,963 --> 00:45:37,082
You're losing your religion
as we speak.
759
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:40,300
We've all been there at one point.
760
00:45:40,382 --> 00:45:45,651
You know, I never really thought
of you people as people before.
761
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,448
LAUGHTER
762
00:45:56,277 --> 00:45:58,292
You're a curious one.
763
00:46:05,906 --> 00:46:09,479
You've really achieved something.
I'm proud.
764
00:46:11,592 --> 00:46:15,591
These people here, every one of them,
765
00:46:15,870 --> 00:46:18,542
has a bar tab as long
as a bride's train.
766
00:46:20,651 --> 00:46:23,112
Licence to sell alcohol... reinstated.
767
00:46:24,220 --> 00:46:26,784
But you said everybody's drinks
were on the house.
768
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,839
You didn't believe that, did you?
769
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,565
Hearts and minds, Karen.
Hearts and minds.
770
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,399
Technique?
771
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,479
Rough.
772
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,576
Six out of ten.
773
00:46:48,115 --> 00:46:49,679
Stamina?
774
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,359
I've flushed myself twice
just watching him.
775
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,199
Why am I sitting with you two?
776
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,982
Oh, I'm so confused.
777
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,310
(KELLY) 'So, when it seems
you can't take any more,
778
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:09,079
'looks like there's no way out,
no solution to your problems,
779
00:47:09,287 --> 00:47:13,286
'just remember this...
there's always tomorrow.
780
00:47:14,478 --> 00:47:17,441
'It's easy to give in, to give up.
781
00:47:17,935 --> 00:47:20,799
'It's much harder to look
for the silver lining.
782
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,948
'But it's worth looking for.
783
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,316
'It's really worth looking for.'
784
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,519
Anything wrong with this picture?
785
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,959
Jesus, babe, we're different.
786
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,919
Different doesn't last.
I want an open relationship.
787
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,719
Is it him? Are you doing him?
788
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,239
Calm yourself, fella.
789
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:43,159
It's the shortest mass
in Manchester.
790
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,519
The funeral crashers. You're
like fucking vultures, you two.
791
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,439
It's a social responsibility.
792
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,159
Any more sherry,
I'll be shitting doilies.
793
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,999
Would you say a few words?
794
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,079
And then, of course,
there was Woodstock.
795
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:58,639
I want you to take your stepfather
out and get him laid.
796
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,759
You're shagging someone.
So, who do you want to ride?
797
00:48:00,799 --> 00:48:02,447
I want to ride your mum.
798
00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:04,797
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