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Anyone watching,
thinking we know fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt,
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needs to watch their back.
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So, you've had your Labour
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high,
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literally, literally, taking
the grass from its own roots.
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Now you've got your Con-Dem nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word,
or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water.
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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Yak, yak, yak, yak,
yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
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Party!
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(PATTY)
Can someone please explain the criteria for a lie
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to be a little white lie?
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Whose standard
are we measuring this by?
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Why don't we have labels
for other sizes of lies?
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Lies that are off-white,
or darkening shades of grey,
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until in the end they turn to big
dirty pitch-black abominations?
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Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
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Uh-oh. A big rub.
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CHILDREN GIGGLE
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Wow!
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LOW CHATTER
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It pains me to admit it, but I never
thought she'd be this good.
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Er... need to change
the barrel, yeah?
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(SIGHS)
What for?
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BRASS BAND PLAYING
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RAISED VOICES
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Jamie!
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CHATTER
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BRASS BAND PLAYING
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BRASS BAND PLAYING
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, shit.
Are you taking the piss?
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Mam! Mam, leave it, leave it.
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BAND PLAYING
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CHEERING
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Paddy?!
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(LAUGHS)
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Get in!
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BAND PLAYING
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He just couldn't go quietly,
could he?
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Lady Diana had less people
lining the streets.
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God rest her soul.
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When did he die?
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Right?
What are you doing?
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Whoo!
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I'm surprised
they weren't wearing balaclavas.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Ooh, that's a pretty one.
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It's fucking lovely, Mimi!
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All right, mate? How's it going?
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Hiya.
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All right?
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How's it going, man?
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Hey, I thought the IRA
gave all their guns to the filth.
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Yeah, well,
plenty slipped through the net.
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COCKING GUNS
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Shane, cheers, mate.
Good stuff.
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See you, love, take care.
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Nice weapon. Ha-ha-ha.
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Talk about drawing attention, though.
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He's not stupid.
Now the police think he's dead, he can start all over.
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So, where is he?
Got off to Thailand, didn't he?
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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He'll be sipping cocktails
on a beach somewhere in Koh Samui.
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Or hanging out with some underage
brass in Patpingpong.
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Yeah!
Ah, fuck this.
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Hiya, Mimi.
Hiya.
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Fill your boots, lads.
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(RADIO) 'A Moss Side man has been
arrested on suspicion of arson.
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'The arrest follows
a three-month-long investigation
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'of a suspected firebomb attack
on a house in...'
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I need pushing to Chesney's.
Well, why can't he take you?
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He's got to further his education
so he ends up nothing like you.
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Oh!
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Oh! Spare the fucking rod, Patty.
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This is the 21st century.
You can't buy a flagon of mead in the Jockey, you know.
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And live rent-free as well?
Well, helping out covers that.
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Tinned food and chip shops?
Tight bitch.
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How many fucking brain cells
is that gonna help me batter?
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Take a look around, Frank.
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All those child benefits, long gone.
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Carl looks after me.
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Occasionally. It's my money
that keeps you going.
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Plus, I couldn't trust you
with any more than a tenner.
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It was a one-off.
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You would think I'd risk bankrolling
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such disgusting behaviour
at Lillian's again?
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It's a proven timeless cure
for lovesickness.
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Even if you can't get it up?
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You should never have driven Libby
away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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If you'd kept it in your pants,
she'd still be here.
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(RADIO) 'We want you to ring in
and tell us your ideas...'
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Cigs, please, Ches.
And some green papers.
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Hiya!
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Chesney!
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How long have you been there?
You need to speak up, love.
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I'll have you for discrimination.
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Doubt it.
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Keep your pork faggots!
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Hey, little man.
Procession was a bit OTT, wasn't it?
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You just practise looking sad.
Like the tears of a clown.
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How's business?
Demand's definitely there.
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I could do four parties tomorrow
if I had the staff.
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Staff?
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Shit. I have. I've double-booked.
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Relying on other people
can be hard work.
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I thought you were supporting me.
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You know I am. So, then,
why do you keep avoiding me?
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I love what you're doing.
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Lend us 500 quid, then.
It's cheap for a reason, Karen.
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No, no, it's not cheap
when you see what it can do.
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You look after me
and I might show you what I can do.
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What's up with you?
Not still missing Libby, are you?
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Oh, fuck me! Hello!
Vernon Francis doesn't lose any kip
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cos the latest split-arse
can't deal with the heat.
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Everyone can see right through you!
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Tell me, do I look bothered?
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Don't feel sorry for him.
You all saw how he treated her.
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25% off any of the girls
except Marcie and Mandy.
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They've just been vagazzled.
Swarovski.
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Oh!
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Do I look like some low-life punter
with zero self-respect?
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No offence, of course.
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Suit yourself.
Ah!
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Oh! This bloody pub!
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She'll be perfect.
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I just need two more now.
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(SNORTS)
You've got no chance.
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Where there's a will...
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I'm sick of it! How am I supposed
to get in and out on my own?
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Now what are you whinging on about?
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Your toilets.
You couldn't swing a cat in there.
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Oh, yack, yack, yack.
Buy a drink or shut the fuck up.
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If they're too small
I'll have you for discrimination.
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Whoa! Fucking...
Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman.
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Lower than a rattlesnake's clout.
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Oh.
Agreed!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?
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There's nothing worse.
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Grasses make me sick.
I haven't done anything!
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And there's nothing for you to do
if you're already barred.
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Oh!
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Back at the gaff, Strangelove!
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(SNORTS)
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I know they weren't together,
but Mimi has just lost her husband.
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That Scouse bitch
shouldn't speak to me like that.
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They're gangsters!
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More plastic than
a Tupperware party.
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I remember when
Manchester had real villains.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old-school QSG?
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Those old fuckers wouldn't last
ten minutes on the streets today.
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You don't mess with the Maguires.
Half-breed tinkers? Don't scare me.
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Here. Read that bit.
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"2.2 by 1.8..."
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Mm-hm.
Er...
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"With a minimum turning circle
of 1.5 metres."
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Right, come on.
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That's it there.
See?
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Knew it! Miles out.
Pass me the phone.
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It's about time somebody stood up
to those bullies.
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Sorry for your loss.
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CHEERING
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That's every police station
in South Manchester.
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Something wrong with your legs?
What am I supposed to put the ale in?
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LAUGHTER
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Do us a favour, will you?
Collect some glasses.
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I've done a lot worse
for a lot less.
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HORN TOOTS
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I'm gonna go lie down
a minute, yeah?
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Why can't you juggle like that?
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Because that knobhead
was born a clown.
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(MIMICS GUNSHOT)
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Karma police.
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Paddy Maguire, bang to rights.
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Hey, what's the odds
on old nick-nack Paddy-whack
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drifting off all peaceful
with a smile on his napper?
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(SNORTS)
Fucking no chance.
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Chuckie ar la.
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Bet half of him's not even in there,
know what I mean? Vroom!
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Think he is chopped up?
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What happened
to you chatting me up?
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What's the point
if you won't let me do anything?
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Gaz Sharpe gave me this just
to watch me bend over from behind.
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I only want a kiss.
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A kiss is actual contact. Intimate.
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Even prostitutes don't do that.
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I'll have to work out
what it's worth.
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What do we want?
(CROWD) Toilets!
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When do we want them?
Now!
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What do we want?
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What the...?
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When do we want them?
Now!
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What do we want?
Toilets!
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When do we want them?
You're having a laugh.
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What do we want?
Toilets!
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When do we want them?
Now!
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What do we want?
Toilets!
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When do we want them?
Get the fuck away from my pub!
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They're disabled!
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So, they should know better!
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You stupid bitch!
This is a peaceful demonstration!
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Someone call the police!
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Jamie!
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Get away from me, you lunatic!
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You'll get nicked
for being on the premises!
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Leave her alone!
Jamie!
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Jamie, do something!
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Mam!
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Mam!
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We don't need any trouble
with that coffin around.
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We'll do it.
Someone sees sense.
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You'll change both toilets?
Men's and women's.
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CHEERING
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And a ramp?
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CHEERING
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And am I still barred?
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No.
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CHEERING
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It's the right thing to do.
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CAR SOUNDING HORN
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Jamie! Jamie!
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CROWD LAUGHS
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Jamie?
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Jamie!
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(GROANS)
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Jay!
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Wonder how he really died.
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Probably had a heart attack.
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Bit young. My cousin's
got one of these.
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You don't break
into gangsters' houses.
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I think I just worked out
what a kiss might be worth.
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A picture of Paddy on your phone.
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Letitia!
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Wait!
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(SNORTS)
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What happened?
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You tell me. You fainted.
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Oh.
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Jamie?
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LAUGHTER
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Ah, isn't he funny, Jamie?
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CAMERA CLICKS
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Ha-ha-ha!
254
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:06,679
(CHOKING)
255
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:10,759
(MIMI LAUGHING)
256
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:11,799
Oh.
257
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,039
They've sent me under ever since.
258
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:16,359
And I thought you were
a big, hard, fearless gangster.
259
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,839
This can't get out, Karen.
260
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,599
Course not.
261
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,319
I'm serious. Any sign of weakness
and people pounce.
262
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,639
Tony Soprano went to a shrink.
263
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,519
Karen.
264
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:28,519
OK. I get it.
265
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,679
Surprise!
266
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,559
Karen! Don't!
267
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,799
Shh. OK. OK.
268
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,719
It'll be OK.
269
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,439
Please!
270
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,439
I promise. It'll be all right.
See?
271
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,119
Just let it go.
272
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,959
Karen, please, I'm fucking
begging you!
273
00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,119
Shh. This'll work. Don't be scared.
274
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,879
(MOANS)
Come on.
275
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,679
No!
276
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:08,679
OK.
277
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,399
Are you some kind of pervert?
278
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,559
You owe me.
279
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,679
You didn't even get a photo.
280
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,679
What if I got something better?
281
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,039
Are you stupid?
282
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,599
We could sell it.
283
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,599
We? Leave it out! What if it's...
284
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,719
The trigger's a bit...
285
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,679
CAR ALARM BLARING
286
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:34,679
What are you doing?
Get away from here.
287
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,959
Outside. Just now. Two shots.
288
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:44,599
Quickly!
289
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:54,279
Should never have left Longsight.
You all right?
290
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:58,519
That's all that matters.
291
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,879
POLICE SIREN WAILING
292
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,639
How would I know if anyone
was out to get us?
293
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:14,639
Could be kids fucking about.
Why would we have enemies?
294
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,559
Just part of the investigation,
Mrs Maguire.
295
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,559
I'd like to know which grass
reported this bullshit, though.
296
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,679
These things dig right into my tits.
297
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,559
Fucking Gunchester.
Give me the Dingle any day.
298
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,479
That was every wrong 'un in town
299
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,639
and nobody's owning up to firing
a gun. Our enemies are lying low.
300
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,239
Right.
301
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,359
Well, go on.
302
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:42,839
The police.
303
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,199
Ah, now they really are
taking the piss.
304
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,639
Not commiserating for Paddy.
Mental Macca got killed last night.
305
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,039
They haven't got a body, though.
306
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,679
No. But half of his brain's
left splattered on a wall.
307
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,679
How do you know anyway?
308
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,879
He wouldn't take no for an answer.
We had no choice.
309
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,279
Is nothing sacred?
310
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,919
It's an empty coffin!
311
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,639
With your father's name on it!
312
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,399
It was a lot less messy
than chopping Macca up.
313
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,399
The bizzies just said that
whoever killed Mental Macca is shooting at us.
314
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,359
Why would they say that?
315
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,799
The bullet casings they found
are from the same gun.
316
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,839
Bollocks. They can't be.
317
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,239
Maybe it's their idea of a joke.
318
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,879
Oh, funny. Very fucking funny.
319
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,879
Yeah. Do you want to rearrange?
320
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,199
OK. Bye.
321
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,079
What's up?
322
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,999
Another cancellation.
323
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,559
What's wrong with you?
324
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:52,559
Nothing.
I just need to check something.
325
00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:01,639
Oh, aye? What have you done
with our daughter?
326
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,399
I paid her off.
327
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,439
You'll teach her bad habits.
328
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,559
She'll need plenty,
if she's to get what she wants.
329
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,199
(BOTH LAUGH)
330
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,599
I know what you want.
331
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,199
Oh!
332
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,759
(SHE LAUGHS)
333
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:19,079
TOY SQUEAKING
334
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,519
(SHE LAUGHS)
335
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:24,519
And the warriors climbed off
the unicorns, and dived into the crystal pool.
336
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,159
(BABY BURBLES)
337
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:30,039
Which made their shorts
go all see-through.
338
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:33,839
And all the children
lived happily ever after.
339
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,839
(BABY BURBLES)
340
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,839
What's Mental Macca doing
in there?
341
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,999
(BABY BURBLES)
342
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,879
(BABY WHINGES)
343
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,999
Ah, whoa! What have I done?
344
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:49,639
Where is it?
345
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,479
What?
346
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,719
The gun.
347
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,279
I thought we'd sold them all.
348
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,319
The one with my prints on it.
349
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,759
Ahh!
350
00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:00,759
(BABY GURGLES)
351
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,839
That Afro was the only reason
you went out with me.
352
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,799
Is that what you reckon?
353
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,959
My comb at an angle.
Tacchini tracksuit.
354
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,919
Break-dancing at West Wythy
with Jason Orange.
355
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,479
I sure picked the right one then.
356
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,479
I could spin on my head
better than him.
357
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,359
Only cos you had more padding.
358
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,399
Round two upstairs?
359
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,399
Mm.
360
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,519
I'll be waiting.
361
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:27,519
(SHE LAUGHS)
362
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:57,239
HORN TOOTS
363
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,479
CHILDREN SHOUTING
364
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:02,479
Bye!
365
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,799
I'm delighted the landlord
has seen fit to cater to our needs.
366
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:23,279
It's about time more people stood up
for what they know to be right.
367
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,439
Three cheers for Patty! Hip-hip!
368
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,039
At least they're spending.
369
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:32,039
We'll take to the road
and show no mercy for any business
370
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,599
that fails to meet
the basic levels of support
371
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:39,599
needed by everyone in this
community.
372
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,839
CHEERING
373
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,199
BELL RINGING
374
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,759
How was it?
375
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,879
Not bad. Come on, over here.
376
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,799
(SNORTS)
Always knew you were a clown, Micky!
377
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,799
So, who got the best tips?
378
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,719
What happened?
379
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,719
Hoo-hoo!
380
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,319
Who wants to see some magic,
kids? Wanna play?
381
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,239
Ooh. Ha.
382
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,199
Ooh. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh!
383
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,279
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh!
384
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,359
So, no-one got paid?
385
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:28,039
I had to pay them. Compo.
But I'll cover it.
386
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,159
Do you know how much this gear costs?
387
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,759
We'll do better next time.
388
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,839
Please, Karen. I love my job.
389
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:38,839
Me too.
390
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:42,439
Must be true what they say.
Old Dr Time can heal all wounds.
391
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:46,439
With the help of a crushed-up Viagra
and a gram of Charlie.
392
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,799
Jamie, get Patty
whatever she wants.
393
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,799
A single malt.
394
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,719
Pint, Mimi.
395
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:01,519
Your fetid little maggot
back in working order, then?
396
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,519
Y'on about?
397
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,919
Libby's better off
away from such filth.
398
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:08,399
Lest we forget, your own daughter
fucked off on you as well.
399
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,399
Because you filled her head full
of romance and turned out to be a gobshite.
400
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:17,039
Ah. And has she been in touch
with her dear old mum to tell her how she is?
401
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,679
Treat her to a coffee?
402
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,679
Let her know
where the fuck she's even gone?
403
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,959
Son?
404
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,119
KNOCK AT DOOR.
405
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,159
Where is he?
406
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,759
Aidan!
407
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,839
I'm on the radio in a second.
408
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,079
That's nice.
409
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,759
Are you listening to your favourite
great auntie on the wireless?
410
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,759
You're my only great auntie.
Record it for us.
411
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,439
Did you get it back?
412
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,919
It wasn't there
and they're not saying anything.
413
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,279
You two getting it on yet?
414
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,199
I'm on the radio in a minute, Carl.
415
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,159
Yeah, nice one. I need a few Z's.
Had another late one.
416
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,959
(RADIO) '..mathematics and science
in older children.
417
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,679
'The Government's latest drive
to raise standards...'
418
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,879
Aidan! It...
419
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,559
Carl! It's about to start.
420
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,559
'That's all the news.
But now, here's the weather.'
421
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,919
Someone come and just turn it up!
422
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:33,919
'..sunshine mainly in the afternoon.
Generally southeasterly breeze with warm temperatures,
423
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,319
'highs of 20 to 22 degrees Celsius.'
424
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,319
MUSIC PLAYING
425
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,759
(PATTY ON RADIO) 'I'm delighted
the landlords have seen sense...
426
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:01,439
'time more people stood up
for what they know to be right.'
427
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,639
'Three cheers for Patty. Hip-hip!'
'Hooray!
428
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,919
'Hip-hip!'
'Hooray!'
429
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:12,999
'Hip-hip!'
'Hooray!'
430
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,239
Hey, look, everyone. Here's Patty!
431
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,399
CHEERING
432
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:30,399
We heard you on the radio, Patty.
Give her what she wants.
433
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:35,479
Whisky.
434
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,679
Again.
435
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,439
No gratitude
for getting your mates in?
436
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,279
A sheet of plywood and a brick?
437
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,399
I know. Wish I'd have
thought of it earlier.
438
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,279
And again.
439
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,599
Patty! Come and join us.
440
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,159
Yeah, come and have a drink.
441
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:09,159
Yay! Too right,
you should go and celebrate.
442
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,959
Children of the revolution!
443
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,799
Chorlton nil, wheelies one,
eh, Patty?
444
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,039
No, it's a wonderful day,
my sister of Shankly.
445
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:22,039
Especially when the drinks
are on those close to you.
446
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,239
Ha-ha-ha.
447
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,639
Well done, Patty.
448
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,279
Well, aren't we popular?
449
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,239
What do you want
to keep your mouth shut?
450
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,479
80/20 on the disability benefit.
451
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,359
No chance.
452
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:37,479
Huh... Hey, everyone! Come on!
453
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,959
Big cheer for Patty!
454
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,199
Yeah, party, party!
455
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,639
Whoa! Ha-ha!
456
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,039
Ha-ha-ha. Your call.
457
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:49,879
Ha-ha.
458
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,879
Yeah, come on! Drinks all round!
459
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,879
Wheelies! What's your pleasure?
Come on!
460
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,239
(TOOTS HORN)
461
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,479
CHILDREN GIGGLE
462
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,519
One...
463
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,519
two, three, four...
464
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,439
five... Look at that one!
465
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,799
..six.
466
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,799
Cheeky f...
467
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,959
Oi! Leave it alone!
468
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,319
Chatsworth's my patch.
469
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,159
Yeah? It's a free market.
470
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,479
(SHRIEKS)
471
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,919
Fucking...
472
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,999
(SHRIEKS)
473
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,999
(CHUCKLING)
474
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,479
(CHUCKLING)
475
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,119
Come on, lads.
That's got to be worth 50 quid.
476
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:43,879
Cheers, Tony. Here y'are,
do you wanna leave us your numbers?
477
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,079
We might be able to
get you some business.
478
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,759
That'll come in handy.
479
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,559
No, I'm really sorry. No, I can't
make Cody's birthday party.
480
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,439
It's very important. Sorry.
481
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,119
No word?
482
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,159
Maybe the filth
are playing games with us.
483
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,279
Why would they?
484
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,519
Because that's the sort of bullshit
they pull.
485
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,519
Would the police fire a gun
through your mam's window?
486
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,759
Well, somebody has,
and it's doing my head in.
487
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,759
Silver lining. I am cutting down
on all the clowns around here.
488
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,679
(DOG BARKING)
489
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,679
(CAT YOWLS)
490
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:53,719
(DOG BARKING)
491
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,639
Falling down the stairs the day
before your daughter's wedding?
492
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,239
That's right.
493
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,239
All the way down?
494
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,159
I needed an operation, didn't I?
495
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,119
Impeccable timing.
496
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,999
She was too good for him.
497
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,999
Oh, too good for all of them
if it means leaving you.
498
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,639
180 a week disability
is no lottery win.
499
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,679
Hey, keeps the wolves at bay.
500
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,079
Stop showing off. Drawing attention.
501
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,599
People know
I can't stand the sight of you.
502
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,719
(CHATTER)
503
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,999
Clean off, mate. Clean off.
504
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,559
No...
505
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,559
All right, boys, grab a plate.
I've made plenty.
506
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,079
Here you go.
507
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,079
And yours, Mimi. I just laid it all
out on a plate, didn't I?
508
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,719
Changed man. Virtually went down
on my knees. And still she went.
509
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,879
She always thought
she was better than she was.
510
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,399
And then she threw it
all back in my face.
511
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,239
I've seen women like her
all my life.
512
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,439
She just wanted respect.
513
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,039
She's taking us to the cleaners,
Frank.
514
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,319
Oh, well,
she's blagged lesser men than you.
515
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,919
Real mover and shaker.
You see where Libby got it from.
516
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,799
Don't badmouth my daughter in public.
517
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,799
The teeniest bit of effort, that's
all she needed to make, Lillian.
518
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,799
Me, me, me.
519
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,799
Why do you really think she left?
520
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,039
You wouldn't have dared.
521
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,959
She wanted to give it another go
with you.
522
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,959
No matter, I begged and reminded her
you're nothing but a useless piss-pot.
523
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,599
So, you told her
that you could walk?
524
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,039
Maybe I needed to come clean.
525
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,679
Just so she'd fuck off?
526
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,679
Unburden myself of a hateful lie.
527
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,359
And if knowing the truth helped her
to find the strength to move on...
528
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:01,039
And I've been running after you
like a busy cunt for four months?
529
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,039
Mm.
530
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:09,039
And for what it's worth,
you'll carry on.
531
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,079
Oh?
532
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,279
Oh.
533
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,639
Er... excuse me! Oi, oi!
534
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,399
Um... fellow Jockeyites! Get on this!
535
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,919
Tss! Fwk! Christ!
536
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,839
Don't do it!
537
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,799
Yeeh!
Is this a blagger I see before me?
538
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,079
Frank.
539
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:38,079
You taking the piss?
540
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,559
She can, you know.
As and when requested.
541
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,519
Yeah, I saw her! Go on, show 'em.
542
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,319
Rambling madman.
543
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,479
Oh!
544
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,599
What did you see?
545
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,599
What did I...
546
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:59,119
Ooh, listen to me on t'wireless.
547
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,119
Oh. Tut-tut-tut!
548
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,759
Tut!
549
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,759
Tut-tut-tut! Splat.
550
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,439
(CROWD MUTTERS)
551
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,239
Do you enjoy reminding me
I'm a cripple?
552
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,719
Now, now, Patty. Trades description.
553
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,719
That's what I try, try,
every morning.
554
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,159
Because I pray for a miracle
every night.
555
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:25,159
And one... one time in a thousand,
I get the strength to force myself up
556
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:30,239
and manage a whole second
suspended on my feet.
557
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,119
(SOBS)
Before...
558
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,559
always fall back down again!
559
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,679
Leave her alone, you bully.
She's suffered enough.
560
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:41,719
(SNIFFS)
561
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:42,999
Oh, you're good.
562
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:43,799
Come here, you fucking fraud.
563
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,679
(CROWD GASPS)
564
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,319
Frank! Careful!
565
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,839
(WHOOPS)
566
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,359
No!
567
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,239
No wonder fucking Libby left.
568
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,319
That's enough!
569
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,879
OK. OK, OK. Right, OK.
570
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,639
Whoa!
571
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,439
Frank! I'm warning you!
572
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,599
(SHOUTING)
573
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,599
You lying, twisted,
piss-stained old fraud!
574
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,719
You soft-arsed bone-idle tramp.
Libby's gone for good!
575
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,519
Frank, come on!
576
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,359
Aah!
577
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,439
Fuck!
578
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,799
Help!
579
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:22,439
See! See! She can feel it.
I told you!
580
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,119
Whoa!
581
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,959
(SHOUTING)
582
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,119
Leave her alone!
583
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,559
Oh!
584
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,359
Oh, my God.
585
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,559
Oh!
586
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,799
Here, he's right.
587
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,439
You...
588
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,439
Oh!
589
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,959
She can walk.
590
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,039
Hallelujah!
591
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:50,039
Oh, for fuck's sake.
592
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,639
How braindead can you get?
593
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,639
Hope it was worth it.
594
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:00,879
(DOG BARKING)
595
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,039
So, what about Micky and Lillian?
596
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,119
I haven't got the bookings
and this stuff costs a bomb to hire.
597
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,039
It wasn't cos I was smoking weed?
598
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:13,039
I'm just not ready to expand.
599
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,919
(ENGINE STARTS)
600
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,919
Whatever it is, don't do it.
601
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,599
I know she knows
I know they've got it.
602
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,759
Maybe they haven't.
Maybe it fell through a hole.
603
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,239
Like I wouldn't have felt it.
604
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:35,239
A hole in the floor?
605
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,319
What are you doing?
606
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,399
You still owe me a kiss.
607
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:41,399
You owe me a photo.
608
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,399
(BEEPING)
609
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,799
When did you get that?
610
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,799
Last night.
Well, send it me, then.
611
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:46,919
Kiss first.
612
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,279
(SIGHS)
613
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,439
Standing.
614
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,839
(SIGHS)
615
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,799
Look, I've told you.
Kelly hates guns.
616
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,519
All I'm saying is she's capable.
She lies for a living.
617
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,559
What's that supposed to mean?
618
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,559
She tells nonces
she loves them all day long.
619
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,599
Karen's no angel.
620
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,599
Well, go on.
621
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,119
She knew you were selling guns too,
you know.
622
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,239
Hey, she never even
goes round there.
623
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,879
I know for a fact
Kelly did not take that gun.
624
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,879
By my reckoning,
that only leaves you.
625
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,879
Whoa!
626
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,679
You gonna give your new boyfriend
a kiss?
627
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,479
Get off me!
628
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,199
Again. Where's the gun?
629
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,719
I don't know what you mean!
630
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:27,719
Look what we do to people.
Do you think we give a fuck if you go in the groundas well?
631
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,679
(CHUCKLES)
632
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,479
Have it your way.
633
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,559
(CHUCKLES)
634
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,999
No! No, stop it!
635
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,999
Stop! I took it home.
636
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,079
You. You better hope
they haven't sold it.
637
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:51,079
Check upstairs.
638
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,439
(SNORTS)
Who's a lucky boy, then?
639
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,519
Aah.
640
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:09,519
So, you wanna play with fire,
do you?
641
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:11,959
No!
642
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,159
(GASPS, TRIGGER CLICKS REPEATEDLY)
643
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:18,159
(SOBS)
644
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,679
♪ Hey, girl
645
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,159
♪ Meet boy
646
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,239
♪ Superstar DJs
647
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,599
♪ Here we go
648
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,439
♪ Hey, girl, meet boy
649
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,399
♪ Superstar DJs
650
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,959
♪ Here we go... ♪
651
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,959
(CHEERING, HORN TOOTS)
652
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,959
♪ Superstar DJs, here we go
653
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,879
No! No!
654
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,879
Oh! Oh!
655
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,319
(CHEERING)
656
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,759
Oh!
657
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:02,679
(SHOUTS)
Get'em off!
658
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,679
(CHEERING)
659
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,399
♪ Hey, girl... ♪
660
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,599
(CHEERING)
661
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,239
♪ Superstar DJs... ♪
662
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:17,239
More! More! More!
663
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,719
We've already done half an hour over.
664
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,279
That's all you're getting! Get off!
665
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,439
Get 'em off!
666
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,839
Nobody said anything about this.
667
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,079
Like you didn't know!
668
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,839
Karen!
This party's over.
669
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,919
Get the door.
670
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,199
(DOOR SLAMS AND LOCKS)
671
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,799
You're not going anywhere.
672
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,799
Bit of a prick teaser, are we?
673
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,039
(LAUGHTER)
674
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:40,039
Get it out for the lads. Yes.
675
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,119
Hey, hey, hey, give us that!
It's his treat.
676
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,239
Let him fuck you!
677
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,639
(CHEERING)
678
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,079
Karen!
679
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,239
Come on,
most strippers do a bit more, yeah!
680
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,879
(CHEERING)
681
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,959
Do you know who I am?
682
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,519
Some potless dirty bitch?
683
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,159
Karen Maguire.
684
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,919
(LAUGHTER)
Wit woo.
685
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,479
(LAUGHTER AND JEERING)
686
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:12,079
(JEERS)
687
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,039
Whoa! That's a big one.
Where's that going?
688
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,879
Up your fucking ring piece,
if you're not careful!
689
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,879
(JEERING)
690
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,199
What did you do that for?
691
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,999
Hit him as well!
692
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:29,759
Get off.
693
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,559
That's a heavy water pistol.
694
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,919
You reckon?
(GUNSHOT)
695
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,999
Ah! My leg!
696
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,039
(WHIMPERS)
697
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:44,999
That's what you get,
you fucking cunts!
698
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:55,519
Karen?
699
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:05,479
(SIGHS)
700
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:22,319
(SHOWER ON)
701
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,879
(CLICK)
702
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,519
Karen?
703
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,319
You OK?
704
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:33,519
What happened?
705
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,639
It's all right.
706
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,919
Come on, tell me.
707
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,919
Just come here.
708
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,519
Dad always said you were at it.
709
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,559
What's up with you?
710
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,239
Don't you dare waste that!
711
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,559
Think you can fix things
with a full English?
712
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:12,559
He's not been right for days.
713
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,719
Hey, don't...
714
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,199
(MICROWAVE PINGS)
715
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:22,199
OK, I'll take 50-50
on the disability benefits.
716
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,559
You've got nothing on me any more.
717
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,239
You sure about that?
718
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:32,239
No chance.
719
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:36,399
Well, grassing never sits easy.
720
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:40,399
But DSS, like pit bulls,
get a sniff of blood.
721
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,959
20 years of false claims?
722
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,679
They are going to want a big chat.
723
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,679
I'd say half each seems fair.
724
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,319
Keep your pathetic threats, Frank.
725
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:57,319
Someone's beaten you to it.
726
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:04,039
Time to pack your bags.
727
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,279
You looking at,
you fat, lazy bastard?
728
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,439
You wouldn't be in here
if it wasn't for me.
729
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,719
She's full of shit, her!
730
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,599
Like I don't know it.
731
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,359
Who backed her trip to Lourdes?
732
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:18,359
Bottom line, it's down to
her you're even in here.
733
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,039
Oh!
734
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,479
The kid from Cincinnati, he say yes!
735
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:28,479
Heh-heh-hey-hey! Who'd Adam and Eve
it, eh? The luck of the Irish.
736
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,679
Burn the slag.
737
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,959
I said leave it!
738
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,559
O blest Lord, Creator God...
739
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,879
(BELL TOLLS)
740
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,839
in you all things
are rendered pure...
741
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,239
(BELL RINGING)
742
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,719
by you are strengthened to endure.
743
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,199
O blest holy hand of God,
744
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,399
all things are sanctified by you...
745
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:50,879
(MOBILE RINGS)
746
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,599
adorned, enriched,
you make them new.
747
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:57,599
I'm at a funeral.
748
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,919
(THEME FROM SWAN LAKE PLAYS)
749
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,919
Go on, Patty!
750
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,399
Go on, girl!
751
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,199
(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING)
752
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,199
Go on, Patty!
753
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,119
Squaw Valley, California, 1960.
754
00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:01,719
I was to be the first Irish
winter ice-dancing Olympian.
755
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,879
Then I got pregnant with Libby.
756
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,879
What, at 15? Fucking...
Welcome to your spiritual home.
757
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,919
My country.
758
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,759
The Olympics.
759
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,719
Oh, imagine.
760
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:21,559
And because you didn't get
to fuck about on ice skates
761
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,679
it's all right to steal
your daughter's life?
762
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,999
What was your excuse,
you useless parasite?
763
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,199
Oh, well, yeah, you got me.
Guilty as charged.
764
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,599
I stole Libby's heart,
765
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,599
but you know when you're like that,
colours are brighter, birdsong's clearer.
766
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,439
Until the novelty fades away
767
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,439
and I'm back in the arms
of the only constant.
768
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,519
My only true love.
769
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,519
Am I a lesser man?
770
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,799
This mother-child thing?
771
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,799
Whoosh! Nurture, shelter, protect.
772
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,279
That's instinct, yeah?
773
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,639
It's instinct. Natural.
774
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,639
Then, with love and prayers,
you set them free.
775
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,279
Too right.
776
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:24,279
Amen.
777
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,119
Just a thought.
778
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,639
I'd booked a termination.
779
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,239
At an underground clinic
in Liverpool.
780
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:35,079
(WHISPERS)
Oh, fuck off.
781
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,239
Abortion was still illegal.
782
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:40,479
Now you need to button it.
783
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:44,479
But the worst storm in a decade
stopped the ferries for a week.
784
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,799
Daddy found out, locked me
in my room for a month.
785
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,879
I wanted to get rid of her then...
786
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:58,439
and I don't need her now.
787
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:02,479
Well, I hope it was worth it.
788
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,519
I don't need anybody.
789
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,639
(DOOR SHUTS)
790
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:12,639
(DOOR SHUTS)
791
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,999
'At what point does
withholding the truth become a lie?
792
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,839
'I bet politicians are given books
to guide them on that.
793
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:33,319
'At what point in the lie you've just
created is it too late to back out
794
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:39,239
'and telling the truth
would do more damage?
795
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,239
'When you have to keep it going
796
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:45,239
'because you know that even if you
manage to keep that lie going forever,
797
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,439
'it will eat you up so much inside
you won't want to live anyway.'
798
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,879
Home deliveries. Good idea. I've got
a bit of stock needs shifting.
799
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,759
I don't want to get involved
in any illegal shit.
800
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,999
Let your driver take the flack.
801
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,519
Not over, is it?
Between you and the running man?
802
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,439
We've been acting out our fantasies.
803
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,399
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
804
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,079
Mm.
805
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,479
Like butter wouldn't melt.
Police just pulled me.
806
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,399
Luckily, I hid that lot
somewhere else.
807
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,399
Avril, we need to talk.
808
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,159
You arrogant piece of shit!
809
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,599
Morning!
Hiya!
810
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,879
Ring the police, Ches.
811
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,079
Tell them about your paedo tendencies
while you're at it.
812
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,639
D'you want some sex?
813
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,639
You were seen kissing her.
814
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,159
I knows my place, master.
815
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:32,759
(TYRES SCREECH)
816
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,700
Aah!
817
00:45:34,725 --> 00:45:40,025
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