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Anyone watching thinking we know
fuck all about knowing
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fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk, sending prices,
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sky-high literally, literally
taking the grass from its own roots!
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And now you've
got your ConDem Nation.
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up!
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Have we had a national fucking
stroke? Or what?
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Is revolution a word or
was it never?
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Anybody watching
needs to know, we cope
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better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water.
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant
land in ancient times...
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Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
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Paaaarty!
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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'This week I officially became a man.
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'Got to admit, there were times
that I didn't think I'd make it.
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'But here I am. And there's no-one
more surprised about that than me.
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'Most of my family fucked off
before they got the keys to the door
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'and I always
thought I'd do the same.
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'But why should I?
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'I'm happy where I am.
The grass isn't always greener.
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'Sometimes everything you want,
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'everything you need
is right there under your nose.
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'So put your time in.
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'Water, prune,
feed your little patch,
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'keep the weeds at bay.
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'Let it grow.
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'As any gardener will tell you,
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'nothing encourages growth like
a good dose of shit.
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'So after nearly 21 years
in the stuff,
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'I reckon it's
my time to fuckin' bloom.'
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Inside and out, yeah?
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It'll just be a small affair.
Finger buffet, decorations.
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The young ones are all charlied up,
it's all they can do
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to prize their jaws apart,
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never mind tackle a Scotch egg.
You'll be wasting your money.
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How have you managed to
run up a £500 phone bill?
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I haven't.
Joe has.
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It's addressed to the shop.
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Grandad's shop. Which he left
in your incapable hands.
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Sort it!
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It's a gay sex line.
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Joe rented it, got some lads to
man the phones. He raked it in.
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How the fuck do you know?
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I was never off 'em.
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What?.!
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I mean, Ian was never off them.
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Dirty bastard.
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Filthy fuck.
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It's a pound a minute off peak,
£1.50 peak.
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Stories take a few minutes
to really kick in,
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so you're talking a fiver at least before
the money shot, but it's well worth it.
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So Ian said.
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But you'd make a killing.
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You know, "Suck my throbbing
cock" and all that stuff.
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I'm not talking dirty
so some fruit can have a wank.
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No, yeah, I don't blame you.
Fucking pervs!
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Our joint account's two grand down.
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We agreed Jamie wasn't
getting a cut of our business.
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Look, it all goes in the pot anyway.
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Whose pot?
Certainly not ours.
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He'll be wanting a cut from
my takings at Lillian's next.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Because I knew
you'd react like this.
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What's it gonna take for you
to actually stand up to him?
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How many times will he have
to fuck you over, fuck us over,
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before you tell him enough's enough?
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Come back when you've grown
a pair of bollocks, eh, Shane.
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♪ BARRY WHITE:
I'm Gonna Love You A Little More
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♪ Feels so good
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♪ You lying here next to me
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♪ Oh, what a groove
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♪ You have no idea how it feels
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♪ My hands just won't keep still
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♪ I love you, baby
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♪ Oh, I love you
I love you, I love you
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♪ I just want to hold you
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♪ Run my fingers
through your hair... ♪
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Do the water thing,
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do the water thing!
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Hose me down, Scudder.
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Hose me down!
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You can have that one for free.
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You normally charge?
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Can't make much.
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I'd do it again for
the price of a pint.
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It's my birthday Friday. Could be
my date if you play your cards right.
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Fuck d'you think you're doing?
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Ain't it obvious?
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With my water?
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(LAUGHS)
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Sita. Friday?
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Maybe when you're driving the car,
not washing it.
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Yeah, thanks for fucking nothing(!)
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You're the only one
with an outside tap.
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It's not a problem, Carl.
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Oh, let's just give him the
keys to the house then, shall we!
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Keys. Here, take my wallet.
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Jackson, give it a rest.
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Mate, it's only a bit of water!
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Which I pay for!
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Put that towards your next bill.
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They'd have the eyes out the back
of your head. Thieving bastards.
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Yeah.
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Avril in?
You left this in the pub.
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And I think these bananas
are on the turn.
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They're plantain.
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Ah, thanks for bringing
them round, Meems.
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Never seen half of this stuff.
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You must've seen one of these.
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Only coming out of a tin.
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I can't stand all that
processed food. I'd sooner starve.
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I like to make a dish from scratch.
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You know, stuff you learned
watching your ma in the kitchen.
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It's tradition.
I was brought up that way.
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He's full of it, isn't he?
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He's full of something.
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It's about making an effort.
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It's hard getting to get motivated
when you're on your own, though.
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You should come and
have dinner with us.
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I wouldn't want
to get in the way.
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You wouldn't. We've always got mates
round our table. It's tradition.
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We were brought up that way.
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I'd love to.
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That's settled then.
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Jackson can rustle something up
he learned from watching his mum.
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Can't wait!
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Neither can I.
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See ya later.
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Bye, love.
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If I'd known I were gonna get me
legs slapped,
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I would've worn my shorts.
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I'm not slapping you. I like her.
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You're doing this to wind me up.
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For once, this isn't about you.
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It's about being neighbourly.
Making friends.
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I teach their kids.
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I see them everyday
at the school gates.
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I don't want them round for dinner.
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We all know what this is about.
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This is about me not wanting
that type under my roof.
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That type?
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Oh, you know what I mean.
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I'm an educated man,
I don't think that way.
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I want them looking like
they've just come off the lot.
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Bet that back seat's seen a bit of
action. Imagine if it could talk, eh?
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Just make sure it doesn't.
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Jamie, quick word?
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Busy. Harry?
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Yeah.
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Mate, I'm wasted cleaning cars.
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Tell it to somebody
who gives a shit.
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Well, get a kid to do it.
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We have.
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I'll get on it right now
and get back to you in a bit.
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Got nothing more interesting going?
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For you? No.
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Jamie, got nothing a
bit more demanding than this?
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I can always find
something for the right man.
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Jamie, I've just told him no.
You just made me look a right twat.
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I do the hiring and firing.
And you are a right twat.
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Come on, come on!
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You've got the
bandages off now then, eh?
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Yeah, yeah they come off last night,
yeah.
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What happened to her?
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Loan shark.
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Well, you know what they say. If
you can't swim, keep out the water.
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It was the only way she could afford
that luxury spa weekend.
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Thought you could do
with some cheering up.
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Not screaming "Me", is it?
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Well, no that's why I bought it.
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Thought you could wear
it on your nights off.
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I've embarrassed you, haven't I?
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No.
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Ta.
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Right, what can I get you?
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Do you know, I've gone off the idea.
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Come on, Sandra,
we can't afford this.
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Oi!
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What's up with her?
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You're her husband.
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Fresh from the chippy.
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I'd sooner have our two grand back.
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Just give me a bit of time, eh?
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I tried that. Result?
Jamie and Karen are still taking the piss.
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As well as our money.
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What do you think?
She's got the legs for them.
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Karen bought me them.
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(With our money.) Kel...
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Jamie took the money we made from
the school's security contract.
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Of course you knew that already.
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That was family money.
You got your cut.
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Cut!? We earned every
penny that's in there!
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Rein her in, Shane.
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That might've been the way your
marriage worked, Mimi, but not mine.
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I'll get the cash meself.
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Like I should have
done in the first place.
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Got the Young Conservatives
in again?
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What's the damage?
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£8.69.
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How apt.
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Stick it on me slate.
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No.
No more credit!
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Laters 'taters!
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It's nearly a ton now!
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Suck my throbbing cock?
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Fuck.
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Erm.
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Look, Ches, erm,
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thanks for the offer and that
but, erm, you're not really my type.
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I'm talking about that sex line.
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Oh, me too, yeah.
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I can't get it out me head.
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Yeah, dirty things.
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I've got final demands coming out
my fucking ears. How does it work?
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Ha! I wondered how long it'd be
before the Missus kicked him out
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and told him to get things sorted.
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Adding psychic to your
long list of talents?
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Karen phoned.
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I just want a fair deal.
And so does Kel.
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You've got a fair deal.
You get a cut that's in direct
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proportion to the risks you take.
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We're brothers, equal.
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Never have been, never will be.
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Right, I've got a few, a few ideas
of me own. I want to them try out.
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You had your chance to run things
and you got your arse kicked.
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That's why I'm in
charge and you're not.
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Lock up.
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How did I do?
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Good.
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Any problems?
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In the boot. I mean, I don't
know what's been going on but...
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Best not knowing.
Can you live with that?
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Yeah.
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Good.
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That's going
straight in my 21st fund.
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Got another job lined up for
tomorrow, if you're interested?
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Yeah, too right.
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Get yourself something smart, yeah?
Presentable.
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Working for the family now.
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That's right.
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Got to hand it to you,
Jackson, that food was beautiful.
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Ta.
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And all learned at his ma's knee.
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More Delia Smith than his mother
but at least he made the effort.
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Bollocks.
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You lost something?
253
00:13:38,243 --> 00:13:41,196
Billie Holliday. I lent it out
and I haven't had it back.
254
00:13:41,316 --> 00:13:44,137
Billie Holliday? Christ knows
she needs a fucking holiday!
255
00:13:44,138 --> 00:13:46,197
Have you heard the screeching
from her?
256
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,358
She sang about racial hatred.
257
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:48,995
Nothing she could
tell me about that.
258
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,753
Because of Liverpool's
involvement in the slave trade?
259
00:13:50,757 --> 00:13:55,775
The Toxteth riots. I stood
shoulder to shoulder with your lot.
260
00:13:55,777 --> 00:13:59,887
And I looted a fabulous fucking
telly and video while I was at it!
261
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,378
You joined in the struggle
against oppression
262
00:14:02,498 --> 00:14:04,028
and came away with
a brand new Surround Sound?
263
00:14:04,148 --> 00:14:05,321
Wages of war.
264
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,540
Race war.
265
00:14:06,543 --> 00:14:09,171
That was the angle
Thatcher and her mob pushed.
266
00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:12,711
Had fuck all to do with race
and everything to do with the fact
267
00:14:12,714 --> 00:14:16,140
that anyone who lived in that area
got treated like shite
268
00:14:16,144 --> 00:14:21,663
by that Tory bitch. We got to the point
where we decided enough was enough.
269
00:14:21,783 --> 00:14:22,967
Good on you.
270
00:14:23,316 --> 00:14:26,514
You're too young to remember,
if you lived in places like Toxteth,
271
00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:30,305
Moss Side, St Paul's
in the 70's and 80's,
272
00:14:30,314 --> 00:14:33,943
you were black
whether you were black or not.
273
00:14:33,954 --> 00:14:36,117
Know what I mean?
274
00:14:37,901 --> 00:14:40,860
"I'm a fucking scally
and I'm screwing your gaff.
275
00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:43,797
"If you don't tell the dibble,
I'll let you pull down my trackies
276
00:14:43,798 --> 00:14:46,700
"and swallow my big hard cock.
277
00:14:46,705 --> 00:14:49,619
"Smack my arse till it's red raw.
Stick your fingers up my..."
278
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,504
Fuck right off!
279
00:14:51,505 --> 00:14:54,020
This is disgusting, man!
280
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,337
Well, it's supply and demand.
281
00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:59,914
Where there's shit, there's brass.
Now, do you need the cash or not?
282
00:15:07,049 --> 00:15:08,859
"That's right, I'm scum.
283
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:12,133
"Just out of Borstal,
balls ready to burst.
284
00:15:12,139 --> 00:15:15,984
"Now, work your tongue
around my tight, working-class..."
285
00:15:15,985 --> 00:15:21,390
No! It's, "Work your tongue down my
throbbing shaft, licking your way
286
00:15:21,393 --> 00:15:23,385
"to my tight working-class ring".
287
00:15:23,394 --> 00:15:24,988
Get it right, for fuck's sake!
288
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,708
And your rhythm's all wrong.
289
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:29,623
You'll be losing punters
left, right and centre.
290
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,825
Now, go again from the top.
291
00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:35,094
Ready?
292
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,388
"I'm a working-class scally..."
293
00:15:36,392 --> 00:15:37,406
Bit gruffer.
294
00:15:37,409 --> 00:15:38,457
"I'm a working class scally."
295
00:15:38,465 --> 00:15:39,479
Spot on.
296
00:15:39,483 --> 00:15:41,350
"And I'm screwing your gaff."
Filthy cunt.
297
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,224
Mind if I hand these out?
298
00:15:46,225 --> 00:15:47,876
What are they?
299
00:15:47,882 --> 00:15:49,499
Discount vouchers. Recession.
300
00:15:49,505 --> 00:15:51,975
Not much money about, is there?
301
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,545
Not as much as there used to be.
302
00:15:54,549 --> 00:15:59,327
Anything you want for a tenner.
Gonna film it, too.
303
00:15:59,328 --> 00:16:02,855
Chance for you to be the star
of your own little movie.
304
00:16:02,866 --> 00:16:05,017
How about that?
305
00:16:05,026 --> 00:16:07,405
What do you think you're doing?
306
00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:09,724
Can't you read?
307
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,128
Not here. Not ever.
308
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:18,150
Cos everybody knows nothing
underhand happens in here, don't they?
309
00:16:18,155 --> 00:16:19,430
Get out of my pub.
310
00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:21,584
But it's not your pub.
311
00:16:21,585 --> 00:16:23,748
Jamie robbed it from under your nose
312
00:16:23,752 --> 00:16:25,858
when you were having your wobbly.
313
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:26,909
Or did you forget?
314
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:45,343
What the fuck is going on?
315
00:16:46,603 --> 00:16:49,141
Like a pair of bitches on heat!
316
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:54,250
Pack it in! This is getting sorted
once and for all. Family pow-wow.
317
00:16:54,251 --> 00:16:56,050
I'll tell you where and when.
318
00:16:56,059 --> 00:16:57,482
Now git!
319
00:16:58,592 --> 00:16:59,981
And you!
320
00:17:02,102 --> 00:17:04,151
Drink.
321
00:17:04,158 --> 00:17:06,297
I said drink!
322
00:17:06,298 --> 00:17:09,337
Go straight to that address,
no detours, no fucking about.
323
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:11,655
You do not let this
out of your sight.
324
00:17:11,658 --> 00:17:14,560
You need to give it
to a guy called Kermit.
325
00:17:14,562 --> 00:17:15,883
Understood. Family business.
326
00:17:15,886 --> 00:17:18,231
Important family business.
327
00:17:18,239 --> 00:17:20,288
We only talk on that.
328
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:22,727
You'll need a car.
329
00:17:27,663 --> 00:17:29,609
CAR HORN TOOTS
330
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:36,820
Bit old for joyriding.
331
00:17:36,831 --> 00:17:40,473
Company car. On business.
I finish at six.
332
00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:43,133
That right?
I'll pick you up outside the shop.
333
00:17:43,142 --> 00:17:46,761
Come on, live a little. Listen, I'm
a nice guy when you get to know me.
334
00:17:46,768 --> 00:17:51,297
That's what all the girls say.. We could be
on the Dales in half an hour. Country pub.
335
00:17:51,298 --> 00:17:54,017
Bit of food.
I'll be outside the shop at six.
336
00:17:54,018 --> 00:17:56,283
Make sure you are.
337
00:18:10,192 --> 00:18:13,504
(ELECTRONIC-SOUNDING VOICE)
Step, kick, turn. step, kick, turn.
338
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,536
Kick and turn.
339
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:18,623
MUSIC PLAYS
340
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,600
Step, kick, turn, and pop.
341
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,740
Hold it.
342
00:18:23,819 --> 00:18:26,323
Plie down slowly.
343
00:18:26,329 --> 00:18:28,742
Like grinding on a cock.
344
00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:32,381
Come on, Saskia,
get your knees wider than that.
345
00:18:32,387 --> 00:18:35,744
I've seen you on Saturday night
on the wheelie bin out back.
346
00:18:35,753 --> 00:18:38,348
Big finale! Teeth and tits.
347
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,508
Fuck me. Just tits.
348
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:47,245
And...five, six, seven, eight.
349
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:50,147
Sex on a fucking plate!
350
00:18:50,148 --> 00:18:52,753
Right. Get yourselves
washed up ladies, top and tail.
351
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:55,507
Fucking stinks like a fucking
fishmonger's in here, fuck me.
352
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,445
Like fucking Grimsby.
353
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,431
I take it you're not here
for the audition.
354
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:05,473
It's Maguire business.
355
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:07,649
Not here, you fucking idiot!
356
00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:10,566
Never in public, you fucking twat!
357
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,379
You must be Carl.
358
00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:19,595
Carl Gallagher.
359
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,776
Not a Maguire.
360
00:19:23,785 --> 00:19:25,504
Jamie must trust you.
361
00:19:25,513 --> 00:19:27,755
His right-hand man.
362
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:35,910
An alsation ripped me throat open
and swallowed me voice box.
363
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:39,217
We laugh about it now,
don't we, Griffin?
364
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,484
DOG GROWLS
365
00:19:40,492 --> 00:19:42,325
Don't worry.
366
00:19:42,332 --> 00:19:44,859
He's been fed.
367
00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:52,167
You'll have to go upstairs
in the bar while I count this.
368
00:19:55,829 --> 00:19:59,526
Tasty little Pole on a pole up next.
369
00:19:59,527 --> 00:20:03,499
You can fuck her if you want.
My treat.
370
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:06,518
She likes it up the Gary.
371
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,027
DOG BARKS
372
00:20:15,362 --> 00:20:17,411
Down, Griffin!
373
00:20:21,327 --> 00:20:22,659
She hates Billie Holliday.
374
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,925
I hate Billie Holliday.
375
00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:28,041
Can't stand Michael Jackson, think
Al Green's only ever done three
376
00:20:28,044 --> 00:20:31,265
decent tunes in his life. Don't get
me started on Diana bleedin' Ross.
377
00:20:31,268 --> 00:20:33,818
She treated the riots as an
excuse for a looting spree.
378
00:20:33,821 --> 00:20:35,733
I think some of your black
brothers may have done the same.
379
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:38,718
We both know what the root
of this particular problem is.
380
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,034
Not that again.
381
00:20:40,154 --> 00:20:43,866
You're a Man U fan. All Man U
fans hate Scousers, admit it.
382
00:20:43,874 --> 00:20:44,944
You're being ridiculous.
383
00:20:44,947 --> 00:20:47,451
You're accusing Mimi of all sorts,
384
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,480
when you and I both know
who the real bigot is.
385
00:20:49,486 --> 00:20:51,740
I resent that.
She says we're different.
386
00:20:51,745 --> 00:20:55,125
You'd call her a racist
if she didn't. She can't win.
387
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:58,133
You've got me all wrong.
All I'm saying is,
388
00:20:58,142 --> 00:21:01,249
you can't make assumptions on
the colour of someone's skin.
389
00:21:01,254 --> 00:21:04,042
I know, babe. I mean,
390
00:21:04,044 --> 00:21:06,685
I always assumed
all black men had big cocks.
391
00:21:12,199 --> 00:21:14,225
Give us those here!
392
00:21:15,952 --> 00:21:18,695
MUSIC PLAYS
393
00:21:36,102 --> 00:21:38,014
Going somewhere?
394
00:21:42,326 --> 00:21:44,454
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about!
395
00:21:44,455 --> 00:21:46,867
I thought you said
this was untouched?
396
00:21:46,878 --> 00:21:49,416
Jamie handed it to me
and I handed it to you.
397
00:21:49,423 --> 00:21:52,188
Jamie's too clued in
to cross me, son,
398
00:21:52,189 --> 00:21:57,401
which means the only person stupid
enough to try and rip me off is you.
399
00:21:57,405 --> 00:21:58,952
No, Kermy!
400
00:21:58,953 --> 00:22:01,582
It's Kermit, you little
piece of fucking shite!
401
00:22:04,634 --> 00:22:06,966
You touch me and Jamie'll come down
402
00:22:06,967 --> 00:22:10,757
on you so fuckin' hard! It's the
Maguires you're messing with now!
403
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:12,629
You think Jamie's gonna go to war
404
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:15,112
with me over a waste
of space like you?
405
00:22:15,118 --> 00:22:17,064
Look, what the fuck's
all this about?.!
406
00:22:17,065 --> 00:22:21,252
Down, Griffin!
This is two grand light.
407
00:22:21,263 --> 00:22:24,541
It can't be.
It's never left my side.
408
00:22:24,549 --> 00:22:26,621
What the fuck do you think
you're doing?
409
00:22:26,623 --> 00:22:29,685
I'm going to teach you
a lesson, son,
410
00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:32,456
that you're never
going to fucking forget.
411
00:22:32,464 --> 00:22:33,637
Oh, please, no!
412
00:22:33,646 --> 00:22:36,753
Hold him down, Judy.
413
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:58,192
I swear to God, I didn't
touch a penny of it!
414
00:22:58,203 --> 00:23:00,787
Please, not that, anything but that.
415
00:23:00,789 --> 00:23:03,543
Please just don't bum me,
please, Kermit!
416
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:07,554
Bum you!? I'm not going to fucking
bum you, you filthy little fucker.
417
00:23:07,555 --> 00:23:09,831
I'm changing into me
trackie bottoms!
418
00:23:09,837 --> 00:23:13,615
I've got two new numbers to
choreograph by Friday lunchtime.
419
00:23:13,618 --> 00:23:16,190
Jamie'll vouch for me.
I'd never do nothing like that.
420
00:23:16,191 --> 00:23:17,728
I'm not a thief, I swear to God!
421
00:23:17,734 --> 00:23:19,543
Will you stop your fuckin' moaning?
422
00:23:19,554 --> 00:23:21,125
Jesus...!
423
00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:22,665
Fucking wasn't me.
424
00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:25,625
I've been doing business
with the Maguires
425
00:23:25,633 --> 00:23:28,649
since before you were born, son.
426
00:23:28,651 --> 00:23:30,700
Paddy never let me down,
427
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:34,772
Mimi never let me down,
Jamie never let me down.
428
00:23:34,773 --> 00:23:38,312
Until he started using you.
429
00:23:38,319 --> 00:23:39,753
I never...
430
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:46,802
I can't run the risk of another
little toe-rag ripping me off,
431
00:23:46,810 --> 00:23:49,655
thinking I'll just
stand back and do nothing.
432
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:52,801
I have to send out a very clear
message that this type
433
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:55,083
of behaviour will not be tolerated.
434
00:23:56,910 --> 00:23:58,379
Oh, no...
435
00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:00,907
Which one's your wanking hand?
436
00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:02,396
What?
437
00:24:02,403 --> 00:24:05,829
It's not a difficult question,
you thick fucking twat!
438
00:24:05,832 --> 00:24:08,962
Which one's your fucking jizz fist?
439
00:24:08,963 --> 00:24:10,545
Left or right?
440
00:24:10,546 --> 00:24:13,118
I'm...I'm ambidextrous.
441
00:24:13,122 --> 00:24:16,160
Ooh, he's ambidextrous, Judy.
442
00:24:16,161 --> 00:24:19,359
I'll just have to cut a finger
off both, then, won't I?
443
00:24:19,362 --> 00:24:23,265
Hold him still, Judy, or I'll
have the fucking lot off.
444
00:24:23,271 --> 00:24:25,968
Tell your mates, Carl.
445
00:24:25,973 --> 00:24:28,625
Nobody fucks with Kermit.
446
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,671
Not even little Miss Piggy.
447
00:24:30,675 --> 00:24:32,121
Please, please!
448
00:24:44,127 --> 00:24:45,118
Me bollocks!
449
00:25:23,845 --> 00:25:26,167
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
450
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,156
Peek a boo!
451
00:25:30,164 --> 00:25:31,382
Aaaaaaaaaah!
452
00:25:32,151 --> 00:25:34,154
TYRES SQUEAL
453
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:46,363
..Yep, cool.
Meet you there in a bit.
454
00:25:46,403 --> 00:25:47,872
Bye.
455
00:25:48,836 --> 00:25:52,102
Just off to meet a friend in town.
456
00:25:52,105 --> 00:25:55,997
Well, next time you report to granddad,
tell him I'm back in the black, yeah?
457
00:25:56,662 --> 00:25:58,517
All sorted,
like I said it would be.
458
00:26:10,183 --> 00:26:13,916
After that feast you cooked me,
I want to return the favour.
459
00:26:13,922 --> 00:26:16,597
Been ringing round
me mates from Tocky.
460
00:26:16,603 --> 00:26:19,369
Don't know whether
to do Afro-Caribbean...
461
00:26:19,374 --> 00:26:21,138
Somali...
462
00:26:21,145 --> 00:26:22,397
Thai?
463
00:26:22,406 --> 00:26:24,213
Very multicultural.
464
00:26:24,504 --> 00:26:26,314
Never judge a book by its cover.
465
00:26:26,316 --> 00:26:28,149
Obviously.
466
00:26:30,071 --> 00:26:32,382
Every colour of the rainbow
where I grew up.
467
00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:34,996
At school, I was a right wigger.
468
00:26:34,997 --> 00:26:40,391
Had the Bo Derek braids
and loved Boney M, and The Cosbys.
469
00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:42,759
Can't thank you enough
for your support.
470
00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:46,036
I'm just one big melting pot, me.
471
00:26:50,672 --> 00:26:54,145
Got a few football tickets to get
rid of behind the bar, Mum. Usual.
472
00:26:54,152 --> 00:26:56,154
I'll take the Liverpool ones.
473
00:26:56,165 --> 00:26:58,816
Wouldn't touch the United ones
with a shitty stick, though.
474
00:26:59,049 --> 00:27:02,185
You and me both,
the smug fucking bastards.
475
00:27:02,190 --> 00:27:02,885
See you later.
476
00:27:03,005 --> 00:27:04,712
See you later.
477
00:27:07,671 --> 00:27:09,970
Just been talking about your lot.
478
00:27:09,975 --> 00:27:11,580
My lot?
479
00:27:11,582 --> 00:27:14,712
I mean, I know you're always
in the limelight and on telly,
480
00:27:14,715 --> 00:27:16,980
but fucking hell,
do you ever stop rubbing it in?
481
00:27:16,981 --> 00:27:20,316
A glorious history
and all that shite.
482
00:27:20,318 --> 00:27:24,711
Do us all a favour
and shut the fuck up for a bit, eh?
483
00:27:28,215 --> 00:27:30,036
Fuck that.
484
00:27:31,424 --> 00:27:33,289
I'm not drinking in here.
485
00:27:33,290 --> 00:27:34,724
What's happened?
486
00:27:34,725 --> 00:27:37,036
Us lot are just off home, Mimi.
487
00:27:37,039 --> 00:27:39,315
And good fuckin' riddance, eh!
488
00:27:42,883 --> 00:27:44,443
Jackson...
489
00:28:06,195 --> 00:28:08,085
MOBILE RINGS
490
00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:13,908
Carl.
Look, I'm sorry, right.
491
00:28:14,028 --> 00:28:15,428
Carl, what the fuck...?
492
00:28:15,433 --> 00:28:19,587
I just need for you to know that
it wasn't me that fucked up your business.
493
00:28:30,321 --> 00:28:32,036
Right. Let's start.
I need to go. Business.
494
00:28:32,042 --> 00:28:33,760
Can it wait? Can't.
495
00:28:33,761 --> 00:28:35,139
It's going to have to.
496
00:28:35,141 --> 00:28:38,487
This is a family meeting, yeah?
Shouldn't we wait for Micky?
497
00:28:38,490 --> 00:28:42,189
He's even less fucking use than you.
Can we get this over with?
498
00:28:42,194 --> 00:28:43,469
Right.
499
00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:47,090
She was handing these out
in the pub.
500
00:28:47,091 --> 00:28:52,621
"Your chance to appear in your own
porno as 'Kelly Does Chatsworth'.
501
00:28:52,629 --> 00:28:56,146
"I need 50
of the hardest men I can find,
502
00:28:56,155 --> 00:29:01,151
"and I mean hard,
to make my dream come true.
503
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,186
"Do you measure up?"
504
00:29:03,193 --> 00:29:07,233
You were handing these out
in the pub?
505
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:11,166
Paddy was selling smack
to kids a few years back.
506
00:29:11,171 --> 00:29:13,732
You were dealing weed
from your own front door!
507
00:29:13,735 --> 00:29:17,024
I wasn't sticking me arse
out of it and charging a tenner
508
00:29:17,027 --> 00:29:19,838
for it to be filled, was I?
Did you know about this?
509
00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:22,244
If you mean did I ask
his permission, no, I didn't.
510
00:29:22,247 --> 00:29:25,161
It's been a bit difficult
trying to make ends meet.
511
00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:26,446
It's been fucking impossible
512
00:29:26,566 --> 00:29:28,391
and it's been made worse by the fact
513
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,250
that we've been getting ripped off
by so-called family.
514
00:29:31,627 --> 00:29:33,837
MOBILE RINGS
515
00:29:33,848 --> 00:29:35,760
Kermit.
516
00:29:35,765 --> 00:29:38,723
It can't be. I counted it myself.
517
00:29:38,734 --> 00:29:43,354
No, I'm not calling you a liar.
Carl wouldn't do that.
518
00:29:43,362 --> 00:29:46,173
Ah, look, I'm on me way.
I'll sort it. 15 minutes, yeah?
519
00:29:46,181 --> 00:29:47,934
Who've you been upsetting now?
520
00:29:49,914 --> 00:29:51,695
Carl made a drop to Kermit.
521
00:29:52,106 --> 00:29:53,662
It's down two K.
He won't do business now.
522
00:29:53,782 --> 00:29:55,215
Carl's ripped us off.
523
00:29:55,218 --> 00:29:56,926
I'll kill the little fucker.
524
00:30:11,858 --> 00:30:17,434
My bird walked out on us, yeah?
Left us in a right Jeremy Kyle.
525
00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:21,731
Yeah, I have to sell me arse now
just to keep her in nappies.
526
00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,945
Yeah, you like that, don't you?
527
00:30:23,953 --> 00:30:26,400
Yeah, got you nice and hard, has it?
528
00:30:26,404 --> 00:30:28,146
You've cum already?
529
00:30:28,152 --> 00:30:30,315
I hadn't even got started.
530
00:30:30,319 --> 00:30:33,119
We are sitting on a gold mine here,
I'm telling you.
531
00:30:33,127 --> 00:30:35,768
A few more days,
it'd set you up for life.
532
00:30:35,782 --> 00:30:36,539
Reckon?
533
00:30:36,650 --> 00:30:38,868
We cleared over a grand in two days.
534
00:30:38,988 --> 00:30:42,285
Another week and you'd be able to
buy that car you've had your eye on.
535
00:30:42,288 --> 00:30:44,336
Fortnight in Spain next summer.
536
00:30:44,347 --> 00:30:46,020
Nice trackie, trainers.
537
00:30:46,021 --> 00:30:47,785
Babe magnet. Yeah?
538
00:30:47,793 --> 00:30:49,717
More pussy than a cat's home, mate.
539
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:52,989
MOBILE RINGS
540
00:30:52,991 --> 00:30:56,505
Yeah, lick my Adidas, you piece
of shit. You want it, don't you?
541
00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:58,170
I do indeed.
Desperate for it.
542
00:30:58,173 --> 00:31:00,547
I'm partial to a pilchard,
but I wouldn't say I was desperate.
543
00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:03,329
You want to stick it
up my nice, tight, virgin arse.
544
00:31:03,449 --> 00:31:05,593
No, I'm going to stick it
on a cracker.
545
00:31:05,713 --> 00:31:08,415
But if you give me a bit more notice when
you're up for a bit of kink,
546
00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:11,069
I'll gladly oblige.
547
00:31:15,690 --> 00:31:17,329
He hasn't been home.
548
00:31:17,330 --> 00:31:20,823
He'll have been out spilling
his seed, just like his father.
549
00:31:20,824 --> 00:31:24,454
My Brendan was the same. Spilling
it everywhere, just like a hose.
550
00:31:24,463 --> 00:31:26,057
Ruined the Axminster.
551
00:31:26,059 --> 00:31:29,814
Had his prostrate whizzed out,
that put a stop to it.
552
00:31:29,825 --> 00:31:34,172
Then Rodney took over where his father left
off, spilling it left, right and centre.
553
00:31:34,181 --> 00:31:38,073
It's such a persistent stain,
isn't it?
554
00:31:38,078 --> 00:31:40,899
Well, I'm starting to worry.
555
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:43,654
What if he misses
his own birthday party?
556
00:31:43,659 --> 00:31:45,662
He's not a child.
557
00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:47,105
It's a Gallagher thing.
558
00:31:47,111 --> 00:31:50,639
All the men try and do a runner
before any celebration.
559
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,052
Can I have a hand here, please?
560
00:31:57,063 --> 00:32:00,191
Unless, of course,
there's a free bar.
561
00:32:00,192 --> 00:32:02,355
Eh?
562
00:32:06,621 --> 00:32:08,203
MOBILE RINGS
563
00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:26,394
There's not many places
you can hide in a car like this.
564
00:32:26,429 --> 00:32:27,633
Get the fuck off!
565
00:32:29,329 --> 00:32:33,335
Jackson's running late. He's
dropping Letitia off at a friend's.
566
00:32:33,344 --> 00:32:35,086
I hope you like this.
567
00:32:35,089 --> 00:32:36,285
Why wouldn't we?
568
00:32:36,286 --> 00:32:37,682
Don't think curry's
too heavy for lunch, do you?
569
00:32:37,802 --> 00:32:39,767
Stop worrying.
570
00:32:39,773 --> 00:32:42,223
It's just that your fella's
not that easy to impress.
571
00:32:42,343 --> 00:32:45,211
So why try?
Who cares what he thinks?
572
00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:46,297
I do.
573
00:32:46,417 --> 00:32:48,741
There's one thing
you should know about Jackson.
574
00:32:49,137 --> 00:32:54,797
He's a good man and I love him,
but he can be a complete wanker.
575
00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:58,224
At least he knows his own mind and
stands up for what he believes in.
576
00:32:58,233 --> 00:32:59,838
KNOCK ON DOOR
577
00:32:59,839 --> 00:33:03,981
(LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT) All right,
all right, calm down, calm down.
578
00:33:03,988 --> 00:33:05,912
Is right, Mimi, girl?
579
00:33:05,916 --> 00:33:10,512
Buzzin', laughin',
toffee apple, kidda! Eh?
580
00:33:10,513 --> 00:33:14,894
The money wasn't there.
He was going to cut my fingers off.
581
00:33:14,903 --> 00:33:18,340
Strip. What?
582
00:33:18,348 --> 00:33:19,703
I said strip.
583
00:33:26,968 --> 00:33:30,462
I didn't take the cash, Jamie.
I know it's hard for you to believe
584
00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:33,721
but I didn't, I wouldn't!
It's not in my nature.
585
00:33:35,536 --> 00:33:39,701
You put your faith in me, why the fuck
would I chuck it back in your face?
586
00:33:43,115 --> 00:33:43,981
Get in the car.
587
00:33:45,154 --> 00:33:46,214
Please, Jamie.
588
00:33:46,334 --> 00:33:48,111
Get in the fucking car!
589
00:33:48,231 --> 00:33:49,238
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
590
00:33:49,243 --> 00:33:50,632
Man up, Carl.
591
00:33:52,562 --> 00:33:54,827
Come on!
592
00:33:54,829 --> 00:33:59,358
I'm not a man. I'm just a kid.
I don't want to go with you.
593
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:07,839
My cock's as thick as a beer can
and it wants your hole.
594
00:34:07,843 --> 00:34:10,523
The hardest scally on the streets,
that's who this is,
595
00:34:10,643 --> 00:34:13,759
now touch your
toes and spread those butt cheeks.
596
00:34:13,879 --> 00:34:16,427
Who?
597
00:34:16,433 --> 00:34:21,463
But I've got a jock strap on
and I'm just back from the match.
598
00:34:23,133 --> 00:34:25,671
I've got an eight-inch throbber.
599
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,274
He wants you.
600
00:34:30,054 --> 00:34:34,435
I told you before, you filthy
little fucker, lick my boots clean.
601
00:34:34,444 --> 00:34:37,904
I want every fuckin' stud gleamin'
602
00:34:37,912 --> 00:34:41,554
and when you've done that, I
want your mouth around my toes.
603
00:34:41,559 --> 00:34:45,451
Nice one. Any time, mate. Yeah, bye.
604
00:34:47,992 --> 00:34:50,291
It just rots the soul, dunnit?
605
00:34:50,295 --> 00:34:51,980
You know, zaps your aura.
606
00:34:51,982 --> 00:34:53,313
It's good money.
607
00:34:53,324 --> 00:34:56,272
It can't be good for you, you know,
absorbing that day after day.
608
00:34:56,274 --> 00:34:59,199
It blurs your moral boundaries.
609
00:34:59,206 --> 00:35:04,293
It's corrupted and it's making me
feel sick talking to those perverts.
610
00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:08,922
Fuck's sake, Micky. If it's getting to you
that much, let's just call it a day.
611
00:35:08,933 --> 00:35:11,824
They're human beings, you know.
612
00:35:13,141 --> 00:35:15,258
PHONE RINGS
613
00:35:17,386 --> 00:35:20,402
Fuck off, filth! Urgh!
614
00:35:21,806 --> 00:35:24,196
I think you owe Mimi an apology.
615
00:35:24,201 --> 00:35:27,911
I think she owes me one.
All that shit about 'your lot'
616
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,785
and 'our glorious history'.
617
00:35:29,786 --> 00:35:31,800
Hundreds of years of
oppression and she...
618
00:35:31,811 --> 00:35:35,953
Hang on! When I said 'your lot'
I meant Man United supporters!
619
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,612
Who the fucking hell did you
think I was talking about?
620
00:35:39,613 --> 00:35:42,913
Jackson got it into his head
you were insulting...
621
00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:47,994
'us lot'.
622
00:35:47,999 --> 00:35:50,844
How fucking dare you!
623
00:35:50,848 --> 00:35:54,773
So you get into the comedy Scouse
gear to get your own back?
624
00:35:54,784 --> 00:35:56,253
I was illustrating a point.
625
00:35:56,258 --> 00:36:00,526
That Scousers are all
trackie-wearing, curly-headed scum?
626
00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:03,596
No, that it's a misconception.
627
00:36:03,598 --> 00:36:08,513
The same as black people eating
curried goat out of a wooden bowl.
628
00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:10,859
Do you know how hard it is
to find goat?
629
00:36:15,518 --> 00:36:17,976
I go out of my way
to provide an authentic meal.
630
00:36:17,978 --> 00:36:19,924
I'm not a lover of goat.
631
00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:25,789
You're right, he IS a wanker.
632
00:36:25,796 --> 00:36:29,643
Well, you can take your
sneery, half smile and fuck off.
633
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:33,879
And I'll flush that
bag of skunk I bought.
634
00:36:33,887 --> 00:36:36,675
Wouldn't want tooffend.
635
00:36:38,959 --> 00:36:40,883
Who's offended?
636
00:36:48,503 --> 00:36:49,983
I've got the money.
637
00:36:52,188 --> 00:36:54,851
It's not just
about the money, Jamie.
638
00:36:57,665 --> 00:36:59,782
I said I'd slip you some extra.
639
00:36:59,785 --> 00:37:01,800
Call it compensation.
640
00:37:03,087 --> 00:37:07,343
Your little rookie's not
leaving here without a fucking mark.
641
00:37:12,473 --> 00:37:14,476
You'll take the cash
642
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,870
and leave me to sort him. You got it?
643
00:37:16,874 --> 00:37:18,798
Come on, you think you've lost face?
644
00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:20,830
What about me?
645
00:37:20,832 --> 00:37:24,406
Done over by someone I had ambition
for. Someone I gave a chance to.
646
00:37:24,407 --> 00:37:26,182
Someone I trusted.
647
00:37:26,193 --> 00:37:28,265
I've got something lined up for
Carl, don't you worry about that.
648
00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:36,554
Put that on.
649
00:37:40,858 --> 00:37:42,782
Blindfold, you tit.
650
00:38:20,175 --> 00:38:21,293
No, Jamie.
651
00:38:21,413 --> 00:38:22,340
Any last words, Carl?
652
00:38:22,460 --> 00:38:23,446
No.
653
00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:32,023
Please, Jamie.
654
00:38:35,942 --> 00:38:37,832
The birthday boy's here.
655
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:46,794
Keep it together, bud.
656
00:38:46,795 --> 00:38:48,468
Mate, I think I've
just pissed a bit.
657
00:38:48,475 --> 00:38:49,815
You owe me.
658
00:38:49,935 --> 00:38:53,046
'Ey. Happy birthday!
659
00:38:56,754 --> 00:38:58,655
What's up with him?
660
00:38:58,657 --> 00:38:59,614
He's overcome.
661
00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:00,838
We were worried sick.
662
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,206
Did you do all this?
663
00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:05,907
We helped out
but Jamie organised everything.
664
00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:09,438
Couldn't let me mate down
on his birthday now, could I?
665
00:39:09,446 --> 00:39:12,405
MUSIC STARTS
666
00:39:14,369 --> 00:39:18,671
The only decent thing to
come out of Manchester is the M62.
667
00:39:18,676 --> 00:39:21,100
And the greatest
football team in the land.
668
00:39:21,106 --> 00:39:22,347
Wayne Rooney.
669
00:39:22,354 --> 00:39:23,163
Oasis.
670
00:39:23,171 --> 00:39:24,525
Lennon wannabes.
671
00:39:24,556 --> 00:39:26,414
What about inflicting
fucking Cilla on us?
672
00:39:26,534 --> 00:39:28,132
Mick fucking Hucknall.
673
00:39:28,252 --> 00:39:30,210
Liverpool was a city
built on slavery.
674
00:39:30,213 --> 00:39:32,285
I never dragged anyone
out the jungle.
675
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,972
Sins of the fathers.
676
00:39:33,979 --> 00:39:35,778
What about sins of your fathers?
677
00:39:35,787 --> 00:39:38,041
Some of them chiefs sold their own.
678
00:39:38,049 --> 00:39:41,644
The black race have had to live
through centuries of oppression.
679
00:39:41,655 --> 00:39:43,761
I'm a woman, black.
680
00:39:43,762 --> 00:39:45,845
Scouse, black.
681
00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:48,002
Fat, black.
682
00:39:48,006 --> 00:39:51,352
Working class, black.
683
00:39:51,356 --> 00:39:55,817
And where were you when my ancestors
were starving to death back in Ireland!
684
00:39:55,826 --> 00:39:58,467
So don't talk to me
about perse-fucking-cution!
685
00:40:08,369 --> 00:40:11,031
We'll take your presents
back to the house.
686
00:40:11,032 --> 00:40:14,332
You can't trust this thieving lot.
687
00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:16,434
All the best, son.
688
00:40:16,436 --> 00:40:19,133
Now that you're 21,
if you need any advice on women...
689
00:40:19,138 --> 00:40:20,891
You cheeky twat.
690
00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:25,771
There you go, son.
691
00:40:25,776 --> 00:40:30,408
(SLURS) I just wanted to say
a few words on this special day.
692
00:40:30,412 --> 00:40:32,711
I've got something for you.
693
00:40:32,718 --> 00:40:36,053
Seems like only yesterday...
694
00:40:43,346 --> 00:40:46,237
We didn't know what to get you
so we got you these.
695
00:40:46,246 --> 00:40:48,784
Happy birthday.
696
00:40:48,787 --> 00:40:55,080
Listen, I really appreciate this,
girls but, I'm spoken for so..
697
00:41:05,127 --> 00:41:06,527
Took your fuckin' time.
698
00:41:06,533 --> 00:41:07,706
I'm out.
699
00:41:07,712 --> 00:41:10,091
You mean Jamie pushed you out.
700
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:12,991
My decision to walk.
701
00:41:12,996 --> 00:41:14,396
Sure you've done the right thing?
702
00:41:14,403 --> 00:41:17,874
Absolutely. I've had my
wings clipped for too long.
703
00:41:17,879 --> 00:41:20,463
Feel like I can fly with you.
704
00:41:20,466 --> 00:41:23,027
You don't half talk shit sometimes.
705
00:41:23,031 --> 00:41:25,922
Go back now and kiss and make up.
706
00:41:25,925 --> 00:41:29,031
Ah, ah, ah, you wanted bollocks.
707
00:41:29,042 --> 00:41:31,603
Don't do this for me.
708
00:41:31,604 --> 00:41:33,174
I am doing this
709
00:41:33,185 --> 00:41:37,828
for me.
And we are better on our own.
710
00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:41,463
Whatever we earn is ours.
Just me and you, babe.
711
00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:43,845
Bonnie and fuckin' Clyde, eh?
712
00:42:00,770 --> 00:42:06,574
We're all just standing around
stroking our cocks for the games teacher.
713
00:42:06,576 --> 00:42:07,362
You were doing so well.
714
00:42:13,393 --> 00:42:15,635
I'm sorry about last night.
715
00:42:15,644 --> 00:42:17,454
Last night?
716
00:42:18,852 --> 00:42:22,630
You wouldn't believe me if I told
you. Didn't wait long, did you?
717
00:42:22,631 --> 00:42:24,862
I didn't wait at all.
718
00:42:24,866 --> 00:42:26,118
I wasn't there.
719
00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:27,583
We made a date.
720
00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:30,569
You made a date.
I had other arrangements.
721
00:42:32,303 --> 00:42:34,750
Those girls are more your type.
722
00:42:36,837 --> 00:42:38,328
Enjoy your evening.
723
00:42:48,724 --> 00:42:51,706
Come on, Lils, get down!
724
00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:55,502
Had a good night?
725
00:42:55,507 --> 00:42:57,294
Yeah, thanks, Jamie.
726
00:42:57,301 --> 00:43:00,691
Listen,
I'm sorry, I thought you were...
727
00:43:00,692 --> 00:43:02,923
in the car with the blindfold.
728
00:43:02,931 --> 00:43:06,561
Fucking hell, Carl.
I'm still two grand down, though.
729
00:43:06,565 --> 00:43:08,772
You're going to have
to work that off.
730
00:43:08,783 --> 00:43:11,094
I thought you would've wanted rid.
731
00:43:14,027 --> 00:43:14,892
I took it.
732
00:43:14,903 --> 00:43:15,598
You did what?
733
00:43:15,603 --> 00:43:17,276
Well, it works for everyone else.
734
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,955
I took what was ours.
You wouldn't hand it over, so
735
00:43:20,956 --> 00:43:23,322
I took it.
And you're not getting an apology
736
00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:26,724
and you're not getting it back.
It was ours. Wasn't it, Shane?
737
00:43:26,732 --> 00:43:28,849
Do you know
what trouble you've caused?
738
00:43:28,855 --> 00:43:30,540
Wasn't it, Shane?
739
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,854
Shane...
740
00:43:41,031 --> 00:43:42,966
I won't fuck it up again.
741
00:43:44,157 --> 00:43:45,546
I know you won't.
742
00:43:50,574 --> 00:43:53,316
Oh, leave him in his own vomit.
743
00:43:53,317 --> 00:43:54,865
What if he chokes?
744
00:43:54,868 --> 00:43:58,134
Throw a tablecloth over him.
He'll be fine.
745
00:44:13,312 --> 00:44:15,111
I've joined the family business.
746
00:44:15,115 --> 00:44:20,122
Well, that is funny, Carl,
because I just left.
747
00:44:20,338 --> 00:44:21,818
I hope you know what
you're getting yourself into.
748
00:44:21,823 --> 00:44:24,656
The only fucking job round
here with any prospects.
749
00:44:24,657 --> 00:44:26,660
You're a dickhead, Carl.
750
00:44:26,668 --> 00:44:29,434
A stupid, naive, little prick,
751
00:44:29,435 --> 00:44:33,429
who's just made the biggest mistake
of his life.
752
00:44:37,170 --> 00:44:38,195
And how's that?
753
00:44:38,202 --> 00:44:39,614
You'll see.
754
00:44:41,574 --> 00:44:46,558
'So your garden might not be all
stripy lawns and blossom trees.
755
00:44:46,566 --> 00:44:49,081
'Could be full of thorns.
756
00:44:49,088 --> 00:44:52,582
'Hidden dangers. But chances are
you'll know all about them.
757
00:44:59,824 --> 00:45:03,011
'21 years in this garden,
this shithole,
758
00:45:03,019 --> 00:45:05,204
'this little plot of earth.
759
00:45:05,205 --> 00:45:09,746
'And I want 21 one more.
760
00:45:09,752 --> 00:45:13,121
'And I want to spend
each and every one of 'em...
761
00:45:14,690 --> 00:45:17,740
'right here.'
762
00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:19,605
I thought we'd agreed,
no more robbing. Got to give
763
00:45:19,616 --> 00:45:21,528
the new business a chance.
First big earner, and you
764
00:45:21,529 --> 00:45:23,475
wanna go running back for help?
765
00:45:23,476 --> 00:45:25,900
Little bird told me you
might be in a spot of bother.
766
00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:27,553
Don't you see they're using you?
767
00:45:27,630 --> 00:45:29,953
You need to be more gentle with
the clutch. But on the whole,
768
00:45:29,954 --> 00:45:32,524
some improvement. I just provide
space to let their hair down.
769
00:45:32,644 --> 00:45:33,561
And their knickers.
770
00:45:33,569 --> 00:45:35,106
Who's gonna hurt cheeky Ches?
771
00:45:35,109 --> 00:45:36,999
Get down on the floor!
772
00:45:37,007 --> 00:45:38,533
Stay down!
773
00:45:39,802 --> 00:45:42,397
Another half hour,
unless you want to pay for more.
774
00:46:23,975 --> 00:46:25,785
♪ Brown girl in the ring
775
00:46:25,787 --> 00:46:27,972
♪ Tra la la la la
776
00:46:27,975 --> 00:46:30,798
♪ There's a brown girl in the ring
777
00:46:30,801 --> 00:46:33,282
♪ Tra la la la la la
778
00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:34,951
♪ Brown girl in the ring
779
00:46:34,962 --> 00:46:36,543
♪ Tra la la la la
780
00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:40,436
♪ She looks like a sugar in a plum
781
00:46:40,445 --> 00:46:42,049
♪ Plum, plum!
782
00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:44,292
♪ Show me your motion
783
00:46:44,299 --> 00:46:46,120
♪ Tra la la la la
784
00:46:46,121 --> 00:46:48,886
♪ Come on, show me your motion
785
00:46:48,897 --> 00:46:51,343
♪ Tra la la la la la
786
00:46:51,344 --> 00:46:53,552
♪ Show me your motion
787
00:46:53,555 --> 00:46:54,955
♪ Tra la la la la
788
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,270
♪ She looks like a sugar in a plum
789
00:46:58,271 --> 00:46:59,683
♪ Plum, plum! ♪
790
00:46:59,684 --> 00:47:09,538
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