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www.addic7ed.com
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Tickets this way for
the Chatsworth Express.
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Come and watch pikeys making a
mess of the lives they were given
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by 'im upstairs
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and kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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Stay away!
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What sounds on earth
could ever replace...Oi!
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..kids needing money
or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon,
and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented,
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to calm us all down,
stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth
Estate's basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our heads
but you pay the taxes.
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Imagine a Britain without
Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd cum on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now.
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Make...poverty...history.
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Cheaper drugs now!
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Scatter!
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So, Maxine, then...
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'Here's the problem with society.
We've got too much choice.
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'Every decade that rolls past,
we get more and more lifestyle options.
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'And the one thing you can
guarantee about people,
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'give 'em a choice and they'll
pick the wrong fuckin' one.
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'And then it's too late.
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'Can't rewind, can't go back,
you've made your choice
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'and you and everyone else
has got to live with it.'
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ASAP.
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Was happy to feed Stella.
Make sure the bills were paid.
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Stop dad from choking
on his own vomit.
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Wasn't choking so much
as a terrified gargle.
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But you just broke
the camel's back.
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Camel?
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Hey, brekkie!
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Just take, take, take,
with you, innit?
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Should've got that tidy thing you
hang around with to sew it for you,
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instead of pissing Liam off.
That's her job, see?
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Maxine?
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Maxine? Yeah.
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Maxine? Yeah. We broke up.
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Remember?
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Remember? Give you the sharp
end of the elbow, did she?
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No. I dumped her.
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Seriously. I did.
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It was me. All me.
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It was me. All me.
She's out of your league, mate.
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You're supposed to hold onto those ones,
not chuck 'em away.
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It just didn't feel right.
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Good in the sack, made you laugh,
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bit of a brain on her, cracking
tits you could stare at for hours?
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Well, yeah.
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So what the fuck didn't feel right?
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Well, while you're ruminating on
your failings as a human being,
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two eggs, sunny side up.
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So, you'll do it, then.
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I dunno. It's weird.
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Statement, not a question.
I've already told my mum and dad
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that I'm bringing my boyfriend
to their anniversary party.
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Oh, great.
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What?
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Congratulations.
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But I'm not a doctor.
And even if I was,
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I'd be a gay doctor,
so that's even less use for you.
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You're the only
half-decent man I know.
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So show up, slap a smile on your
face and pretend you like me.
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Why you so bothered about
impressing your parents, anyway?
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Why you so bothered about impressing your
parents, anyway? Because they think I'm a fuck-up.
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And I am a fuck-up.
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But I'm not going to provide
them with any more ammunition.
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Tell you what,
that black goes in...
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..and you're on.
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You all right, mate. >
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Look, I don't want to sound like a tit,
but your angle's all wrong.
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Come on, then.
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That was actually pretty good.
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Nothing.
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What, that doesn't count!
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You said the black had to go in.
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You didn't say who by.
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Wear something straight.
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Got any Tom Bakers?
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What?
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What? Scarves.
You know, like Tom Baker wore.
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Ladieswear, third floor.
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Eh?
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It's the lowest form of wit, love.
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Never mind.
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Going to look like a real
twat if I turn up without one.
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Bournemouth, three days.
Doctor Who convention.
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There's going to be a real,
live Cyberman there.
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And I fucking love Cybermen.
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And I fucking love Cybermen. 4.50.
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I hear that Karen Maguire's
coming out of prison today.
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I hear that Karen Maguire's coming
out of prison today. You sure?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. And it was hospital,
not prison?
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Yeah. And it was hospital, not prison? No.
Mimi definitely said prison.
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Ta. See ya.
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Yeah, live long and prosper.
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Are you OK?
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I've stayed in worse places.
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It's all right.
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You can give me a hug,
I'm not going to break.
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Bit quiet in here, innit?
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People aren't willing to slap
down cash for a quickie any more.
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Everyone just stays home and wanks.
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I thought when Lillian
left me in charge
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it would be a chance
to do things my way.
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But you can't have a knocking
shop if nobody's knocking.
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KNOCKING
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Um...
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Piss off, son.
Come back when you're older.
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Woah, woah. Don't you fucking move.
How old are ya?
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16.
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You got ID?
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Technically, he's legal.
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Yeah, but if he gets
his rocks off in here,
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every bloody kid for miles is going
to be coming through that door...
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Woah, woah, woah...
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Park your arse.
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"She's young," I said.
"They make mistakes.
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"That's what youth is all about.
She'll learn."
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Main thing, she did her
time like a good girl.
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Makes me feel proud.
She's not half like me.
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CLATTERING
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I wasn't in jail.
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Best not talk about this now,
eh, Karen?
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I was in hospital.
A psychiatric hospital.
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Insanity plea. Works a charm.
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I've been diagnosed
as being bipolar.
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It's a disorder in which the
individual alternates between
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states of deep depression
and extreme elation.
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And it is nothing to be ashamed of,
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despite what some
people might think.
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You'll ruin the good
name of this family.
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Have you looked at
the family recently?
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If you really think the
Maguires have a good name
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maybe it's you that needs
a stay in a nuthouse.
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Cereal for dinner?
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Yeah, it's for any time of the day.
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Not breaking any laws.
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Going out?
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Yeah, Maxine's folks
are having a party.
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Well, a bit of warning
would have been nice.
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I've not even had a
shower or anything.
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It's a private party.
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It's not going to be fun. I've got to
pretend to be her doctor boyfriend.
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Boyfriend? But she does
know that you're a...
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Some kind of bird?
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Some kind of bird? Shit-stabber.
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Some kind of bird? Shit-stabber.
Course she does. You know that.
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Da-dah.
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Da-dah. You scrub up OK.
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So do you.
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Yeah, for a poof!
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Well, I'm dead busy tonight, me.
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Oh, I've got loads of things to do.
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Should we hold hands or something?
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I don't know. If you want.
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Hello?
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Is this not a bit over the top?
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Shut up!
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Hi, Mum.
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Hiya, love.
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Dad this is, er, my boyfriend.
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Hiya.
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Hiya. Dr Gallagher.
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Doctor?
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Can't be bad.
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Come in. >
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? Yet there's still
this appeal... ?
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How come you ended up with our Max?
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We met at, um...
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..a social function.
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It must be a bit
frustrating, though.
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Well, no. Not really.
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You've obviously made something of yourself
and now you've been lumbered with her.
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Take her brother, Bruce.
He's directionless, but
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he's got drive. He's got
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Of course you have, sweetheart.
Don't be so sensitive.
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Just like her mother. You help
yourself to beer, won't you, Ian?
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Don't. I'm fine.
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Cool fucking beans. On toast. Let's just
get through this party without fucking up.
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Apparently, the sexual peak
for a woman is in her 30s.
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That's like 60 in dog years.
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Mickey, what you doing?
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Making conversation.
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What thefuckare you doing here?
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I'm looking out for you.
Watching that Maxine. She fancies you.
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Don't talk shite.
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It'll get messy.
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Stop trying to run my life.
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Stay here, don't touch anything,
don't talk to anyone.
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Maxine won't mind. Carl's here too.
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You shouldn't be here.
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It's a party.
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Not that sort of party.
You can't stay.
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I'm sure your boyfriend won't mind.
Could have asked me, though.
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Have a bit of fun! >
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Hey, Doc, you going to
have a go at karaoke?
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Max sounds like a pig being punched
when she starts belting them out.
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Cut it out.
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Cut what out?
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You're making Max feel bad.
I know you probably don't mean to.
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I don't want to cause an argument,
but you need to ease up on her.
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Give her a smile or a
thumbs up or something.
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I Got You, Babe.
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Oh, my God. >
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You've got to go
home sometime, kiddo.
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No. Not until they stop
treating me like a slave.
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Unless I'm getting in the way.
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Unless I'm getting in the way.
Course you're not.
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Right. Number 64, you're up.
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Thank you.
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Calm down. Deep breaths.
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Have fun.
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After-school specials?
You're a genius.
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Shame it's out of my pocket,
straight into Lillian's.
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Just need a bit of
creative accounting.
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Just need a bit of creative accounting.
Nah. Couldn't do that.
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Hi.
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I've counted it, twice.
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There's your ticket, take a seat.
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Cheers. >
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Then again...
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..what she doesn't know, right?
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Jamie, it's like a thousand
insects scrabbling away.
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Jamie, why won't he stop?
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Jamie, why won't he stop? Stop!
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Sorry. It's just...
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Oh, sorry.
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It's OK. I understand.
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It's just I'm tired, babes.
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It's all right.
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So you really like our Max, eh?
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Yeah, she's great.
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You're a shit liar.
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Little gayboy.
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Cut it out, Bruce.
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It's OK. He knows.
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I tell my little
brother everything.
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Fuck's sake. I thought you
were going to punch me, then.
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Yeah. With his penis.
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You're kidding. Are you...?
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One of the gays. Yep. For me sins.
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One of the gays. Yep. For me sins.
I'm one of them lot too.
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You got any friends who don't
park their car up Chocolate Lane?
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I don't.
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I don't. Yeah, that's a shame.
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Right, you boys can all crash in here,
but don't expect any Caligula-style orgies.
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Smoking dope's one thing,
but I don't think Pops would be pleased
253
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,119
if he found us with
us dicks hanging out.
254
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:08,279
And cheers for
sticking up for my sis.
255
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:12,279
If you were shafting her, I'd
definitely give you my seal of approval.
256
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:17,319
I'll get some pillows
and stuff, then. >
257
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:21,319
I was thinking,
I could stay in your room.
258
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,959
I mean, give the lads a
bit of space and all that.
259
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,679
Yeah, its just...
260
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:28,199
Ian's my fake boyfriend, so...
261
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,919
My dad, you know. Might be weird.
262
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,959
Yeah, good point.
263
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,679
Er, your singing -
it were dead good.
264
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,159
Like proper singing.
265
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:42,159
Aw. Cheers.
266
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:13,879
'I'm looking out for you.
Watching that Maxine. She fancies you.'
267
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,639
Cheers for last night.
I do appreciate it.
268
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,399
That's my mug.
269
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,439
What?
270
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:44,439
It says "Ian" on it. Ian. That's me.
So, respect that, thank you.
271
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,959
What's his problem?
272
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,079
You've put the wind up him.
273
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,159
Sorry?
274
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,239
He knows.
275
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,439
Knows what?
276
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,119
That you fancy him.
277
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,439
I don't.
278
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:06,439
Whatever you thinks going to happen,
it's not. Right? I'm sorry, but it's not.
279
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,919
You need a fucking hobby, sunshine.
280
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:13,919
Too much time on your hands.
281
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,479
Friendly warning letter.
282
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,839
Official warning letter.
283
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,279
Red no-more-fucking-warning
letters.
284
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,279
Easy, Karen easy.
285
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,559
Come on, calm down.
286
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:48,559
You think I'm doing this cos of
my condition? Crazy fucking Karen?
287
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,719
We are one bill away from
being out on our arses.
288
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,719
Hey, it's all under control.
289
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,759
I'm dealing with these.
290
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,719
You've got nothing to worry about.
291
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,519
You promise me?
292
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:01,759
Yeah.
293
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:05,759
Course.
294
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,119
Voila.
295
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:31,119
Tidy bit of artwork by
yours fucking truly.
296
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:42,079
Oi. What the fuck?
297
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,159
You all right?
298
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:57,159
Don't speak, all right?
Don't say a word.
299
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,879
Ah,yeah. Ah.
300
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,879
Oh! Ah!
301
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:17,959
'Watching that Maxine.
302
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,959
'Cos whatever you think's
going to happen, it's not.
303
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,279
'She fancies you.
304
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:26,279
'He knows that you fancy him.'
305
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,279
I've got to run.
306
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,039
Right, well, see you later, yeah?
307
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:38,039
Yeah.
308
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,879
Have you seen the scissors?
309
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,279
Give us a kiss.
310
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:06,279
Fuck off, Mickey.
311
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,479
It's back on. It's so back on.
312
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,679
You should have seen
her all over me.
313
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,679
We get it, mate.
You're great, you're amazing.
314
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,999
Right, I'm off. >
315
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,839
You're joking. You can't go home.
316
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:33,519
Are you not seeing what I'm seeing?
317
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,159
They're all right, I suppose.
318
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:39,159
All right? It's girls in school uniform. There's
no way we are not going home with them.
319
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,679
Nah. I can't. It wouldn't be right.
320
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,959
No, it really would be.
321
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,679
There's two of them and one of you,
and they're all gagging for it. >
322
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:58,679
So stop being a tit
and get over there.
323
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,519
Happy birthday.
324
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,519
See you later, mate. Take care.
325
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,239
Ladies toilets. Two minutes.
326
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,439
You what?
327
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:14,439
You heard.
328
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,679
Do I know you?
329
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,599
No.
330
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,159
So what's this about, then?
331
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,679
I just wanted to see what
sort of person you are.
332
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,479
Like, are you the sort of man
333
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:33,479
who walks into the ladies just
because a stranger told him to?
334
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:37,519
And?
335
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:10,159
I was going to knock
this time, honest.
336
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:14,159
Oh, come on. It was sort of funny.
337
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,439
Have you been eating twat
sandwiches today or something?
338
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:22,439
Because either I've done something wrong
or you've turned into a total fanny
339
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,239
Mickey thinks you fancy me.
340
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,999
He keeps going on about it.
It's messing with my head a bit.
341
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,599
Sorry.
342
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:38,439
I don't think you need
to worry about that.
343
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:42,439
Even if I did - be pointless.
344
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:48,119
So don't flatter yourself.
345
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,399
It's not just that.
346
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,999
It's...
347
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,999
I don't know.
348
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,559
What are you doing?
349
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,279
I don't know.
350
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,839
Don't do that. Don't.
351
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,879
Sorry.
352
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,519
I know you're just
trying to be nice,
353
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,999
but I fucking hate nice and
I don't need your sympathy.
354
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,599
It's not sympathy.
355
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,079
Ian, a few hours ago,
you had your dick in Mickey.
356
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,839
So let's not pretend otherwise.
357
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,919
I did it because I
thought it'd help.
358
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,719
You don't have to justify it.
359
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,159
That's what you do. >
360
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:29,159
Who you are. >
361
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,639
Sorry.
362
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,559
All right?
363
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:36,559
Piss off.
364
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,399
Stop, right.
365
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,679
Stop.
366
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:06,119
GROANING
367
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,519
Please tell me you weren't
watching me sleep.
368
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,999
We're gonna watch a movie.
369
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,799
It's a bit early for porn,
isn't it?
370
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,039
It's not porn. It's art.
371
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,719
Oh, really. What's it called?
372
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,719
Handbugger Hill. Part Two.
373
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,199
That is Richie Rockwood.
374
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,999
Ten inches of pure hard steel.
375
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,759
He won the Gay Adult Video Awards,
376
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,639
Best Performer,
three years in a row.
377
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,679
He's gorgeous, isn't he?
378
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,479
He's all right I guess.
379
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:17,279
No, he is not 'all right'.
A cup of tea in the morning is 'all right'.
380
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,919
Beans on toast is 'all right'.
381
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,719
Richie Rockwood is fucking
incredible and I want you to admit
382
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,719
that to me, right here, right now.
383
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,719
You saw us.
384
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,559
You're too fucking right I did.
Ruined me dinner.
385
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,799
I know this must be confusing for
you it's confusing for me too.
386
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,839
Really fucking confusing.
387
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,079
Hey, don't worry.
388
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,199
We're going to sort you out.
389
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,439
We'll de-straighten you.
390
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,199
Everything will be fine.
Ian, just watch the movie!
391
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,879
I don't want to watch
the fucking movie!
392
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,719
Fine. We'll go to bed then.No!
393
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,079
You didn't have a problem yesterday.
Before she fucked with your head.
394
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,719
She didn't fuck with my head...
395
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,359
So I'm just a piece
of meat to you am I?
396
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:01,479
A booty call.
397
00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:05,059
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have dragged you into this.
398
00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:07,739
I shouldn't have slept with you.
399
00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:09,979
Yes, you should Ian!
400
00:26:09,980 --> 00:26:12,139
Because I'm a fucking man!
401
00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:16,139
And that is fucking natural!
402
00:26:17,740 --> 00:26:19,219
I'm not handling knock offs.
403
00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:21,099
They're not knock off.
They're 100% legit.
404
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:22,499
Where did you get them from then?
405
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,539
I won them.
406
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:27,299
In a raffle. Youth club.
407
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:31,299
The youth club was
raffling off ladyshaves?
408
00:26:31,660 --> 00:26:32,859
Fifty quid.
409
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:36,859
Done!
410
00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:44,779
Liam. Breakfast.
411
00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:47,819
Carl? Stella?
412
00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:49,339
Anyone?
413
00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:53,339
Hello?
414
00:26:55,620 --> 00:26:57,419
All right. On you go.
415
00:26:57,420 --> 00:26:59,659
Don't forget your souvenir snaps.
416
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:02,499
Only two quid.
417
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:06,499
Look, come home son this is no place
for a young lad. Aw, fuckin'ell.
418
00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:10,699
You only want me home because
you can't look after yourself.
419
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:12,419
Well, yeah. Obviously.
420
00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:16,419
But, your part of me,
you're me flesh and blood.
421
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:20,499
I'm like one of those amputees who just
lost a limb and still thinks that it's there.
422
00:27:21,580 --> 00:27:22,819
Twenty quid.
423
00:27:22,820 --> 00:27:26,819
It's not about the cash,
Liam - it's about family.
424
00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:29,099
Twenty. Quid.
425
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,859
I could get a maid for that.
426
00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:32,459
A butler. Me own personal Jeeves.
427
00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:34,419
Then get one.
428
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:37,099
Just...
429
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:40,019
you what, you what? Eh, eh?
430
00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:42,299
Fucking tried, didn't I?
431
00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:46,299
Me own fucking flesh and blood.
432
00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:57,579
I think you must have
wandered into the wrong house.
433
00:27:57,580 --> 00:28:01,579
Cause everybody knows Paddy
Maguire wouldn't pay for it.
434
00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:06,779
I just thought as two
fellow entrepreneurs,
435
00:28:06,780 --> 00:28:09,619
we could have a little chat
a business opportunity.
436
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:12,219
We're doing fine as we are.
437
00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:13,699
You haven't even heard my proposal.
438
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,379
That's right.
439
00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:17,419
I haven't.
440
00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:21,419
Goodbye, Paddy.
441
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:28,179
Try and control your woman, son.
442
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:32,899
Before someone else has to.
443
00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:05,819
Whatever your game is,
I'm not interested.
444
00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:08,499
Jamie...it is Jamie, right?
445
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,059
Sit down.
446
00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:14,059
Now there's a woman in
Manchester on a conference.
447
00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:20,019
Three months ago she discovered that
her husband had been having an affair
448
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:21,819
for over two years.
449
00:29:21,820 --> 00:29:24,379
She's vulnerable, a little insecure
450
00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:27,699
but, most importantly,
she needs cheering up
451
00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:31,699
and someone like you could really
put the smile back on her face.
452
00:29:31,860 --> 00:29:33,579
You've gotta be kidding, yeah?
453
00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:35,939
I put two hundred in your pocket.
454
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,819
Missing fifty here.
455
00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:39,619
I had bills to pay.
456
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:41,219
Times are hard. I get it.
457
00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:42,779
That's why I'm offering you work.
458
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:45,339
I said I had bills.
459
00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:48,139
I didn't say I wanting to
become a fucking man whore.
460
00:29:48,140 --> 00:29:50,659
You still took fifty quid
off me to pay some bills.
461
00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:54,099
But it won't be enough, will it?
Because there's always another brown
462
00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:56,259
envelope waiting to
land on the doormat.
463
00:29:56,260 --> 00:30:00,259
One hour's work. And you get this.
464
00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:02,699
No. I'm not interested.
465
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:05,539
You are going to
walk away from this?
466
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:09,019
I've got a wife and a kid. So yeah.
467
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:13,019
I am.
468
00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:21,259
Think about it.
469
00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:29,379
Hey I can guarantee you at least
two hundred quid a session, right?
470
00:30:29,380 --> 00:30:31,779
Well, that's three sessions a week,
471
00:30:31,780 --> 00:30:35,779
that's nearly two and a half
grand a month right. Tax free.
472
00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:37,659
Yes. You have a wife. And a kid.
473
00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:41,379
But that kind of money's got to
make life a lot easier for everyone.
474
00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:45,379
If you want to know more...
get in the car.
475
00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:54,019
It's through the back gents,
game kicks off in five minutes.
476
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:58,019
It's a hundred quid minimum, and time
wasters, you know where the exit is.
477
00:31:07,540 --> 00:31:09,059
No.
478
00:31:09,060 --> 00:31:10,299
What?
479
00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:14,299
I can't do it, Joe. One thing I've
learned is life has got to be simple.
480
00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:16,419
It is.
481
00:31:16,420 --> 00:31:19,699
You, me, and the baby.
We get in the car and we go.
482
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:22,899
Right now.
483
00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:25,179
Heard you got tagged.
484
00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:29,139
That was a misunderstanding
at the casino.
485
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:31,139
It's a ten minute detour to a mate.
486
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:35,139
It's a blow-torch and wire cutters moment.
It's not a reason to stay.
487
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:38,579
Jamie can't look after ya.
488
00:31:38,580 --> 00:31:40,859
He can't provide for you.
Not like I can.
489
00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:41,779
He does his best.
490
00:31:41,780 --> 00:31:45,779
And it's never going
to be good enough!
491
00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:49,099
I just came here
492
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:52,099
to say no.
493
00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:56,099
That was it.
494
00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:05,979
Really fuckin' smooth, Joe.
495
00:32:06,540 --> 00:32:10,539
KNOCK ON DOOR
496
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:13,019
Carl. Hey.
497
00:32:13,020 --> 00:32:14,779
Sshhh. Come.
498
00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:17,099
Come on,
499
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,739
sit down.
500
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:20,019
Close your eyes.
501
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:24,019
Come on, close them.
502
00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:29,339
OK.
503
00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:31,139
What's this?
504
00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:35,139
Open it and see.
505
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:37,859
Jesus.
506
00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:41,099
It's real.
507
00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:43,819
Carl... You haven't
thought this through.
508
00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:45,739
I have. Really.
509
00:32:45,740 --> 00:32:49,659
Look we've been stupid and
we've made mistakes...
510
00:32:49,660 --> 00:32:52,939
but I'm certain about this, Max.
511
00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:56,339
I really am. You and me.
512
00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:59,259
Whoa! You've got terrible timing you.
I'm running late for work.
513
00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:01,579
Five minutes.
514
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:04,579
I'm already on a warning.
They're gonna kill me -
515
00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:08,579
last chance, they said.
516
00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:13,219
Go on then. You better run.
I'll come see you after.
517
00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:17,219
Yeah.
518
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:21,499
Guess what?
519
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,099
Guess what? What?
520
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:27,099
I'm getting married.
521
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:43,259
DOOR OPENS
522
00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:47,259
Come in
523
00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:53,659
Not going to give you
much of a night out.
524
00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:54,699
What do you want?
525
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:55,739
Assistance.
526
00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:57,739
And what makes you
think I'll say yes?
527
00:33:57,740 --> 00:34:01,739
Because you want to be in full
possession of your knee caps.
528
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:05,739
And I'll be forever in your debt.
529
00:34:06,060 --> 00:34:10,059
Who knows, maybe it will mend a few
bridges between me and your ma.
530
00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:13,899
Is this something like being
made an offer you can't refuse?
531
00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:17,899
No. It's exactly like being
made an offer you can't refuse.
532
00:35:18,060 --> 00:35:20,219
Over a thousand quid in two days.
533
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:21,979
God, if Lillian wasn't
coming back tomorrow...
534
00:35:21,980 --> 00:35:23,259
God, if Lillian wasn't coming
back tomorrow... I know.
535
00:35:23,260 --> 00:35:27,259
I mean, the best thing is,
we did this.
536
00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:31,259
Thought they'd all
buggered off home.
537
00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:42,299
What the fuck are you doing?
538
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:46,299
Out! Everyone out!
539
00:35:46,740 --> 00:35:48,299
I'm sorry.
540
00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:50,899
Fuck being sorry.
What the hell is wrong with you?
541
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,539
It's only coke.
542
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:56,539
And since when have you been a
fucking coke dealer, Chesney?
543
00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:03,379
You're working for him.
544
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:08,139
OK. You can piss off now.
545
00:36:08,140 --> 00:36:10,379
Uh-uh. We're keeping the coke.
And the money.
546
00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:11,579
He'll fucking kill me.
547
00:36:11,580 --> 00:36:13,379
I'll handle him.
548
00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:17,379
I didn't have a choice.
549
00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:19,899
So she said yeah then?
550
00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:22,139
She's going to. I can tell.
551
00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:24,379
See I know Maxine.
552
00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:25,659
No, you don't.
553
00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:28,179
What do you mean?
554
00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:32,179
You don't know Maxine at all.
You don't know anything.
555
00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:35,299
Ian's sleeping with her.
556
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:37,139
What?
557
00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:38,259
Shut up.
558
00:36:38,260 --> 00:36:39,699
I caught 'em.
559
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:42,539
I'm sure you did. Ian and Maxine.
560
00:36:42,540 --> 00:36:45,379
I came home and they were fucking.
They didn't see me.
561
00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:47,459
Look, Ian's gay. And you're insane.
562
00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:49,259
Think about it.
563
00:36:49,260 --> 00:36:51,059
All that time they spend together.
564
00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:53,619
Laughing and joking. Best mates.
565
00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:56,779
More than best mates.
566
00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:58,939
You've seen it too.
567
00:36:58,940 --> 00:37:00,219
Micky...
568
00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:02,419
you're starting to piss me off now.
569
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:05,339
Ask him then. Ask him about it.
570
00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:07,659
Why would I lie to you,
for fuck's sake? >
571
00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:09,859
I'm trying to stop you
making a fool of yourself! >
572
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:10,899
I'm trying to stop you making a
fool of yourself! > Fuck off!
573
00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:14,539
In his bed. I saw them.
Fucking each other.
574
00:37:14,540 --> 00:37:16,459
Look, I'm telling you
this to help you.
575
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:18,859
Why are you trying to
mess with me like this?
576
00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:21,379
Tell me it's a lie! Tell me!
577
00:37:21,380 --> 00:37:23,459
I can't!
578
00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:25,299
It's not!
579
00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:27,059
Ian and Maxine?
580
00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:29,979
My Maxine?
581
00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:32,059
No...
582
00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:35,299
That's not fucking...
that's not fucking possible.
583
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,099
She wouldn't.
584
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:38,699
She wants to be with me.
585
00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:42,259
She got up and walked out on you,
the moment you pulled out that ring.
586
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,739
Has she called you about it?
587
00:37:43,740 --> 00:37:45,139
Texted you?
588
00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:48,619
Anything? No.
589
00:37:48,620 --> 00:37:50,579
Because she's fucking your brother.
590
00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:52,619
Fuck you!
591
00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:55,139
That's not true!
592
00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:59,139
It's not fucking true!
593
00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:34,779
Why the fuck did you tell Carl?!
594
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:37,939
Because he loves her.
595
00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:40,539
No, no, he doesn't!
He just thinks he does!
596
00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:42,179
He proposed to her!
597
00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:42,699
What?
598
00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:46,179
And he was gonna ask you
to be the best man. You!
599
00:38:46,180 --> 00:38:48,779
Oh, no, this can't be happening!
600
00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:51,819
Just explain to him that
it was all an accident.
601
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:55,499
How can I explain it to him when I
don't even understand it myself?
602
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,859
Well, the damage is done.
603
00:38:56,860 --> 00:38:59,419
So you better put a stop to the
whole thing. Its for the best.
604
00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:00,779
No.
605
00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:03,579
But you can't like her.
606
00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:06,739
She doesn't... she
doesn't even have a cock.
607
00:39:06,740 --> 00:39:08,379
Maybe I just like people.
608
00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:09,619
People with cocks.
609
00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:13,619
Well, maybe I am confused and maybe
me and Maxine are just mates...
610
00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:15,779
or maybe it's more than that.
611
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:16,779
How can it be?!
612
00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:20,779
How can it be?! I don't know!
I don't have all the fucking answers!
613
00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:22,739
I just know...
614
00:39:22,740 --> 00:39:26,059
that when I'm with her,
I'm not thinking man or woman...
615
00:39:26,060 --> 00:39:28,259
it's just...Maxine.
616
00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:32,059
Maybe sexuality isn't one thing
or another maybe it's something
617
00:39:32,060 --> 00:39:33,659
that's just shifting and moving.
618
00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:34,819
that's just shifting
and moving. Fuck you!
619
00:39:34,820 --> 00:39:38,179
What?!
620
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:41,419
What?
621
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:44,419
Fuck...you!
622
00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:46,019
I looked up to you.
623
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:49,259
I thought you meant something.
624
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:52,379
Because until I met you...
625
00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:54,299
I was a freak.
626
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:57,899
I was disgusted with myself.
627
00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:01,899
But you showed me that
I didn't have to be.
628
00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:08,139
You're a fucking traitor.
629
00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:10,379
It wasn't...
630
00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:12,899
It wasn't personal.
I didn't mean to.
631
00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:16,139
But you did. And I loved you.
632
00:40:16,140 --> 00:40:20,139
And not in a "want to shag
you all over the place" way.
633
00:40:20,780 --> 00:40:23,539
But just love!
634
00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:27,539
Just proper fucking love!
635
00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:33,659
for what you are.
636
00:40:35,180 --> 00:40:39,179
A cunt.
637
00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:56,579
I understand you have
something that belongs to me.
638
00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:57,819
I understand you have something that
belongs to me. We're having dinner here.
639
00:40:57,820 --> 00:41:01,819
Chips? I've only had
four of my five a day.
640
00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:06,579
Have a bloody banana then.
641
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:15,099
You had no right dealing at Lillian's.
And to school kids.
642
00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:16,899
Free market. Supply and demand.
643
00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:19,459
Exactly the same as you were doing.
644
00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:21,179
No. I just wanted them to have fun.
645
00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:24,339
Harmless fun,
show them a good time.
646
00:41:24,340 --> 00:41:26,299
No, you wanted to
make some easy cash.
647
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:27,379
At least I wasn't lying to myself.
648
00:41:27,380 --> 00:41:30,179
At least I wasn't lying to myself.
You don't have any bloody bananas.
649
00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:32,739
Then have some milk or something!
650
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:35,899
Milk?
651
00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:39,899
Jesus!
652
00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:45,139
Don't you dare act like
you're better than me.
653
00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:48,299
You're the one who paid to
fuck your own son's girlfriend.
654
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,339
And you're the one
who took the money.
655
00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:54,339
Now, I would like my
property back, thank you.
656
00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:10,299
True what they say, dear.
657
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:14,299
If you look in the abyss long enough
it'll stare right back at you.
658
00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:25,139
Don't ask.
659
00:42:25,140 --> 00:42:28,019
I'm having a bit of tough
time of it at the moment.
660
00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:29,459
I haven't got any money.
661
00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:31,019
I don't want any money.
662
00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:34,059
I wouldn't ask you anyway.
663
00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:36,939
Oh.
664
00:42:36,940 --> 00:42:38,699
I just...
665
00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:40,299
I dunno.
666
00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:43,299
Do you ever think you're one thing,
667
00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:46,819
and then you breathe in,
and maybe you're not?
668
00:42:46,820 --> 00:42:49,939
I went to Southend-On-Sea once.
669
00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:52,259
The sixth circle of Hell.
670
00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:55,939
And I stood on the beach,
resisting the urge to do a Reggie Perrin,
671
00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:58,139
and there's this old fella,
672
00:42:58,140 --> 00:43:01,899
just eating custard creams.
673
00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:05,419
Just shoving them down his throat.
674
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:09,419
And he looked miserable.
675
00:43:10,740 --> 00:43:13,499
Even though he'd probably
bought 'em all for himself.
676
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:17,499
He looked so fucking miserable.
677
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,899
Not sure I follow.
678
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:22,259
Me neither.
679
00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:26,259
S'all fucking bits and pieces,
this life of ours.
680
00:43:29,580 --> 00:43:31,659
Could be worse.
681
00:43:31,660 --> 00:43:35,659
Could be a poof.
682
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:05,099
So. Maxine then.
683
00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:13,739
You fucking...!
684
00:44:30,780 --> 00:44:32,619
You fucking knew!
685
00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:33,899
Hey!
686
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:35,139
I'll fucking kill him!
687
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:38,579
Stop it! He's your brother! >
688
00:44:38,580 --> 00:44:40,259
He's fucking dead to me!
689
00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:41,819
Get him out!
690
00:44:41,820 --> 00:44:43,299
Fucking hell.
691
00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:47,299
Fucking hell, you all right son?
692
00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:58,419
Ian, I'm...
693
00:44:58,420 --> 00:44:59,339
Don't say sorry.
694
00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:01,379
Don't say sorry. But I am.
695
00:45:01,380 --> 00:45:04,939
I'm sorry.
696
00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:08,939
I'm not.
697
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:17,659
'That's the thing about
this world of ours.
698
00:45:17,660 --> 00:45:19,339
'Even if we are twats,
699
00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:22,739
'it just keeps on rolling.
700
00:45:22,740 --> 00:45:24,139
'Wife walks out on ya.
701
00:45:24,140 --> 00:45:26,419
'Father passes away.
702
00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:28,779
'Cat gets run over
by the number 10 bus.
703
00:45:28,780 --> 00:45:30,579
'Doesn't matter.
704
00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:34,579
'World's not going to stop,
not even going to pause for breath.'
705
00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:40,819
MOBILE RINGS
706
00:45:47,780 --> 00:45:50,619
I've got to pop out for a while.
707
00:45:50,620 --> 00:45:54,139
Sure.
708
00:45:54,140 --> 00:45:56,499
'Nobody cares about your problems.
709
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:59,419
'But sometimes you find someone...
710
00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:01,779
'someone who seems to understand...
711
00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:05,779
'someone who gets you.
712
00:46:08,820 --> 00:46:10,939
'And for a little while,
it's better.
713
00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:14,139
'We can lie there in the dark and
promise never to leave each other.
714
00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:18,139
'We have someone to hold onto.
715
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:25,819
'For a little while anyway.'
716
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:33,259
I've met someone. We're gonna
live together. Her name's Doreen.
717
00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:34,219
Oh, my God!
718
00:46:34,220 --> 00:46:35,179
What happened to the kitchen?
719
00:46:35,180 --> 00:46:36,299
Bailiffs.
720
00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:37,739
Neverlet the bailiffs in!
721
00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:39,659
Can you lend me some more money?
722
00:46:39,660 --> 00:46:41,419
This is it for the Maguires.
723
00:46:41,420 --> 00:46:42,459
150 grand!
724
00:46:42,460 --> 00:46:44,499
And you're going to rob it.
725
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:44,979
How much do you owe?
726
00:46:44,980 --> 00:46:47,019
How much do you owe?
Fifteen hundred.
727
00:46:47,020 --> 00:46:48,219
Get down, son!
728
00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:49,739
Why should I?
What have I got to live for?
729
00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:50,899
Noooooo!
730
00:46:50,900 --> 00:46:54,779
Hello, officers, what seems
to be the problem? I know you.
731
00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:55,979
None of this was done
to make you jealous.
732
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:58,259
It's your mid-life crisis,
not mine.
733
00:46:58,260 --> 00:47:02,259
I want us to go to Cuba.
734
00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:12,260
www.addic7ed.com
735
00:47:51,540 --> 00:47:55,539
Ah, bastard!
736
00:47:56,180 --> 00:48:00,179
I'm not gonna ask.
737
00:48:00,229 --> 00:48:04,779
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