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Watch pikeys making a mess of the
lives they were given by 'im upstairs.
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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What sounds on earth
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could ever replace kids needing
money or wives in your face.
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Cos this people reckon
and me included
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented.
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To calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny.
Grinding your axes
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You shit on our head.
But you pay the taxes.
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Imagine a Britain without
Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history.
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Cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
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Scatter. Party...
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www.addic7ed.com
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? BLACK EYED PEAS: Shut Up
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'The two things my mum never allowed
us to do when we were nippers.
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'Potholing cos she's claustrophobic.
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'And riding a motorbike cos her
cousin Shirley come off hers
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'on the A34 when she was 16.'
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Jamie!
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'Broke her back in three places. My
old mate Kenny Morris had a Suzuki.'
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Jamie!
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'He used to try and make me ride on
the back, so he could spin me round
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'at ninety miles an hour
and laugh at me bricking it.
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'When I kept refusing, we ended up
falling out and he gave me a black eye.
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'When I lied to my mum
about why he'd twatted me.
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'My dad called me a wimp
for not giving him one back.
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'Early lesson in being a Maguire.
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'Sometimes, you just can't win.'
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Where've you been?
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All this space.
We're not capitalising.
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We are not making the best
of what we've got here.
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Hip And Thigh. Atkins. F-plan.
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They made millions.
We could start something here.
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They made millions. We could
start something here. Here?
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Classes. We'd make a fortune. Better
than 50 quid a month for some sweaty gym.
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And I guarantee they'll love it.
What do you think?
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You need your head testing.
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You see, that's why
I love you, Jamie.
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Your infectious enthusiasm
and zest for life. >
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Please, Paddy.
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Please.
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Just a bit more time.
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Leave her alone...
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Leave her alone...
Stay out of this.
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Chesney - no!
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What's going on?
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None of your business.
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Ches, please.
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Thursday. Every penny, understood?
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Understood?
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You ever need a job, Chesney,
give us a call.
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SOFT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
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COIN DROPS
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Ah, sorry!
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Ah, sorry!
Sorry!
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Holly...Holly!
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Aren't babies supposed
to ruin your figure?
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Oh, you can bang on about overactive thyroid,
big fucking bones till you're blue in the face.
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Sit on your arse, eat too many cakes
you are going to get fat. Simple.
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You all right?
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I'll take that as a no then?
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You've forgotten, haven't you?
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What?
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What's the big deal?
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Mum and Dad?
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We arranged to go round...
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We arranged to go round...
We can still go now, can't we?
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In that state? You're shitfaced.
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Since when did you become my wife?
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Can I borrow some gel?
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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Will you ever forgive me?
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Will I do?
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Look, come on, babes.
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Leave it, Carl.
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What women say and mean are usually
two completely different things, Carl.
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Thought you'd know that by now.
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I said no!
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You've got to learn to
attend to her needs, Carl.
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Even an 11 year old
can work that one out.
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Fancy a pint?
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Bit early, innit?
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Go on then, son.
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Fuck off.
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Slippery slope...
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Can't you just rearrange?
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Tell them he's not well?
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They're not going to be angry,
are they?
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(CRIES)
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Come here.
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All right, Samson, are you gonna
fuckin' get it or what?
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Oh yeah...
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GRUNTING AND SMASHING
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Where's Connor?
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Karen... >
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Connor, you said Mum had him.
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You said you
were taking him out.
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No, I didn't!
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BABY CRIES
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She did.
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Oh... Hey.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
You didn't know where he was...
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He's fine.
That's all that matters...
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Come on, sunshine.
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He's my sunshine.
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You don't trust me?
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Come on.
Leave them in peace...
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You don't, do ya?
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Stan?
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It's all right.
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No, it isn't!
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Why do you have to pick on him?
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What?
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It's got nothing to do with him!
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Nothing to do with what?
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Don't give me that crap!
I borrowed the money, not him!
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Don't give me that crap! I borrowed
the money, not him! Cool it, Yvonne.
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So if you're going to smash
anybody's face in it should be mine.
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So if you're going to smash anybody's face in it
should be mine. I don't know what you're on about!
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Stan! He's battered!
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That's got nothing to do with me...
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I just need a bit more time.
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48 hours. That's plenty.
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Plumber?
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Leak?
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Plumber...leak! Yeah, right!
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? KIM WILDE: Kids In America
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Woo! Come on, girls... >
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My fitness empire starts here!
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You can spin yourself
thin with Karen Maguire!
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Woo!
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What time you on till?
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Things no better then?
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She keeps cutting me out,
just blanking me.
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It's a lot to take on board, mate.
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What? A few pints and I missed
a dinner with the in-laws?
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Big fuckin' deal.
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Do you have any money for charity?
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Hi!
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Hi.
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Wanna get the tram into town?
Get a burger or something?
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Can't.
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Why not?
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Not allowed.
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Veggie?
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Knife crime. Dad thinks
I'll end up getting stabbed.
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You'll be all right with me.
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Look after me, would you?
Protect me?
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Do my best.
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Fancy coming to mine for tea?
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It's just tea, Liam,
not a marriage proposal...
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Bad move, borrowing off a Maguire.
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I had no choice.
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Only way I could pay to get
this lot fixed after the fire.
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The bank won't touch me.
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I can help.
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Do you mind if I kiss
you before we go in?
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Yeah. I mean...
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What about your dad?
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I'd sooner kiss you...
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So what does your mother do, Liam?
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She's a nurse.
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And what about your father?
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And what about your father?
He passed away.
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Sorry, son.
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It's not your fault.
It was a long time ago.
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Do you remember him?
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He was a doctor.
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Family of medics, eh?
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He was a heart specialist.
Consulted in unexplained
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coronaries in young adults.
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Really?
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Pioneered three drugs
trials at the MRI.
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He was up for two
clinical excellence awards.
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When they gave him a three-page
spread in The Lancet,
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we realised he was something special.
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He was up for an MBE but
he was against the monarchy.
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Said they were all a bunch of
overpaid, over-privileged idiots.
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That's the only thing
we disagreed on.
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Personally I'm all
for the Royal Family.
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A ray of light in such dark times.
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Where they lead, we follow.
Don't you think?
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Is it OK if me and Liam go
upstairs? Listen to some music?
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I think its probably best I
get Liam back home now, Holly.
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It's fine thanks, I'll walk.
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Don't be silly, where do you live?
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Thanks!
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You should go and see her.
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What's she said?
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It's about her mum and dad.
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She can piss off.
I've said sorry. I'm not grovelling.
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Carl, I'm only trying to help you.
You get yourself a proper
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bird for once then you fuck it
all up is that what you want?
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bird for once then you fuck it all up is that
what you want? Who says I've fucked it up?
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Just go and see her.
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Talk to her. If you don't
you'll end up losing her.
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Pint and two vowels, Karen.
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Mimi?
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Mimi?
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Isn't that enough
practice for one day?
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You can make yourself
useful if you like? Clear glasses!
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This is useful!
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Have you seen what it does
for your triceps?
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I don't want bingo
wings at my age do I?
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One baby comes into the world
and another brain departs.
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Here we go.
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As the foetus gestates, it sucks
every bit of goodness from its host.
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Protein and calcium.
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Vitamins and minerals.
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And ounce by ounce as the
baby grows, its mother shrinks
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in equal proportion.
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(Hello!)
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Cut the crap, Frank.
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Sheila used to keep the bog roll in
the fridge when she was up the duff.
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LAUGHING
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I like it
when you talk about her... >
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Do you miss her?
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I do.
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When she left,
it took me a long, long time to
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even begin to come to terms with it.
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A good...
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few days.
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Maybe even a week.
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Had this pain...
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you see in my chest.
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and it made me realise,
it made me understand,
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what love is,
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what it must be, if it exists,
cos when she was gone...
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I made myself feel better
trying to understand the madness,
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I missed it.
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I even started washing my
hands after taking a piss.
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Was she hard to live with?
To cope with...
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Fucking nightmare.
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But no worse than the
rest of us though. Eh?
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You are nothing like her, Karen.
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Don't believe that
bollocks about we all eventually
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end up turning into our parents.
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Cos if it were true,
I'd be an uptight twat
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with a penchant for Shirley Bassey.
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Thanks.
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S'all right...
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How do you know when
things are moving too fast?
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With a girl.
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Blimey.
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If you love her?
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Do you love her?
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I think so.
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Have you bought her a soft toy yet?
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As if.
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Oh, well,
it's not quite love yet, then.
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She's nicked one of my pens.
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Has she?
That's serious.
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So you reckon I
should buy her a teddy?
261
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,199
Ian said I'll lose you.
262
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:32,199
You better go up, love.
263
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:39,359
I should've known myself.
264
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:43,359
Not have him tell me.
265
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:47,479
Told you what?
266
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:52,119
That if I carry on
like this I'll lose ya.
267
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,959
There's no point going
over it, is there?
268
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,439
You're right.
269
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,079
Cut the crap, Carl.
Show her how you feel.
270
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:04,079
Buy her a stuffed puppy or something.
271
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,599
You're the first girl
I've ever said this to.
272
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,279
Leave it, Carl.
273
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:13,279
I love you.
274
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,639
I want to be with you.
I can't stop thinking about ya.
275
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,639
I never meant for it to go this far.
276
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,919
I'm sorry about your mum and dad.
277
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,399
You don't need to be.
278
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:31,399
I know how much they mean to you.
I could've fucked that up.
279
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:38,159
Don't want to come between them
and their little girl, do I?
280
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,999
Daddy's little princess.
281
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,719
I've had an abortion.
282
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,879
Carl?
283
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,479
when you're in love?
284
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,519
You just do.
285
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:28,519
Have sweaty palms got
anything to do with it?
286
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,359
That is our plumber.
287
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:31,759
Him?
288
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,639
Him? Hundred quid and he'll
hold your hand in Pizza Express.
289
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,199
Extortion.
290
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,999
I'm gonna bring him here.
291
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,879
Get a takeaway. Give him
something proper to hold on to.
292
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,039
Cheaper to fuck than to mend a pipe?
293
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:47,039
You would, though. Wouldn't ya?
294
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,159
(LAUGHS)
295
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:04,079
What the fuck are you up to?
296
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,879
Rosemary Conley had it right.
297
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,679
She just laid off the cheese.
298
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,479
Moved around a bit.
299
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,199
Got thinner legs!
Hey presto!
300
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,439
She made millions.
301
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,479
Now that's enterprise. Women come up
302
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,479
to me and tell me I look amazing
for a bird that's just dropped a kid.
303
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,959
Yeah, well you do.
304
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,319
I knew I was special.
Like Madonna special. Or Kylie.
305
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,479
Come on you're better than that.
306
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,319
This is my empire, Jamie.
307
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:34,319
Boing...
308
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,319
What you rattling about
at this hour for?
309
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,759
What she been doing? It's not
normal.
310
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,359
She's fine.
311
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,399
She isn't fine!
312
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,319
Even Frank friggin'
Gallagher's noticed.
313
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,359
People can see it you know!
Why can't you?
314
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,759
Get your father and the lads,
we need to look for her.
315
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,679
Leave it.
316
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,319
That's my grandson that's out there!
317
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:33,319
And she's my wife!
Now just fuck off!
318
00:24:59,890 --> 00:25:03,769
Karen, everything OK?
319
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,849
Could do with a bit of a hand.
320
00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:08,089
It's a bit early to
be shopping, isn't it?
321
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:09,209
Once Connor's awake, I'm awake.
322
00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:11,689
Karen where the fuck've you been?
323
00:25:11,690 --> 00:25:14,329
I've been shopping.
Got you some custard tarts.
324
00:25:14,330 --> 00:25:15,529
You didn't bring your mobile.
325
00:25:15,530 --> 00:25:17,169
Who am I going to
call at this time?
326
00:25:17,170 --> 00:25:18,529
For fuck's sake, Karen.
327
00:25:18,530 --> 00:25:19,809
You're over reacting.
328
00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,329
You've been gone all night!
329
00:25:21,330 --> 00:25:24,729
Get a grip. He's going to
have me micro-chipped next.
330
00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:25,769
Is he ok?
331
00:25:26,970 --> 00:25:28,609
Anything could've happened.
332
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,649
Have you seen the CCTV in there?
333
00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:33,649
They've got a separate camera over
the disposable razors
334
00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:36,889
because apparently they're the most
nicked item from supermarkets.
335
00:25:36,890 --> 00:25:39,569
Did you know that?
You'd think it would be perfume.
336
00:25:39,570 --> 00:25:42,009
Or cellulite cream. Wouldn't ya?
337
00:25:42,010 --> 00:25:44,729
Let's just go home.
338
00:25:44,730 --> 00:25:48,729
Fine.
339
00:25:52,650 --> 00:25:56,649
You all cheered up now, eh?
340
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,609
You didn't even give me the chance.
341
00:26:04,610 --> 00:26:08,209
If I'd've known I was going to be a
dad I might've started to act like one.
342
00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:10,889
It wouldn't have made
any difference.
343
00:26:10,890 --> 00:26:13,249
Why? Cos you think I'd be shit?
344
00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:15,409
It's got nothing to do with that.
345
00:26:15,410 --> 00:26:17,609
Just another Frank?
346
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:21,609
Your words, not mine.
347
00:26:21,850 --> 00:26:22,969
Does Ian know?
348
00:26:22,970 --> 00:26:26,969
No.
349
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:39,009
We can have kids when
we've both grown up a bit.
350
00:26:40,010 --> 00:26:44,009
Yeah, right.
351
00:27:06,650 --> 00:27:09,729
All right?
352
00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:13,729
Where's your mother?
353
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,929
She owes me money, remember.
354
00:27:17,930 --> 00:27:21,929
None of my business, remember?
355
00:27:22,130 --> 00:27:24,289
You won't find her in there. >
356
00:27:24,290 --> 00:27:27,889
This is my shop now.
I bought it.
357
00:27:27,890 --> 00:27:31,889
New lock.
Lack of stock. And barrel.
358
00:27:47,370 --> 00:27:51,369
Wondered how long it'd take you.
359
00:27:51,730 --> 00:27:55,729
With interest.
360
00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:03,809
Feeling better?
361
00:28:03,810 --> 00:28:05,969
What do you think?
362
00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:07,329
Listen it had nothing to do with me.
363
00:28:07,330 --> 00:28:09,969
Listen it had nothing to do with me. Right.
That's what I thought when I got smashed in.
364
00:28:09,970 --> 00:28:12,569
I'm not sorry for something
I haven't done.
365
00:28:12,570 --> 00:28:13,089
Course not.
366
00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:16,769
Course not.
It's done. Over.
367
00:28:16,770 --> 00:28:18,289
Wise woman.
368
00:28:18,290 --> 00:28:22,289
A toast to new beginnings.
369
00:28:26,930 --> 00:28:30,929
MOBILE RINGS
370
00:28:32,330 --> 00:28:36,329
Hello?
371
00:28:36,450 --> 00:28:40,209
Hello?
372
00:28:40,210 --> 00:28:44,209
Rude not to.
373
00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:48,289
Good doing business with you.
374
00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:52,529
GENTLE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
375
00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:12,969
MUSIC FADES INTO
ROMANTIC OPERA MUSIC
376
00:29:43,730 --> 00:29:47,729
Liam?
377
00:29:47,810 --> 00:29:51,809
Liam?
378
00:29:53,690 --> 00:29:57,009
PHONE RINGS
379
00:29:57,010 --> 00:29:59,849
Jockey.
380
00:29:59,850 --> 00:30:03,849
Frank, school.
381
00:30:05,330 --> 00:30:08,889
Hello, yeah?
382
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:12,889
? SPICE GIRLS: Wannabe
383
00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:18,769
Stay there, I'll go...
384
00:30:32,410 --> 00:30:34,049
MUSIC STOPS
385
00:30:34,050 --> 00:30:35,569
Sorry.
386
00:30:35,570 --> 00:30:39,569
It's OK.
387
00:30:41,010 --> 00:30:44,009
How are you feeling?
388
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:47,329
We should never've decorated.
389
00:30:47,330 --> 00:30:51,329
I know some people that keep dead
people's room the same for years.
390
00:30:53,570 --> 00:30:57,249
Like a shrine.
391
00:30:57,250 --> 00:31:01,249
Who had the right to just wipe
out all trace of her like that?
392
00:31:03,290 --> 00:31:06,169
I'm sure it wasn't intentional.
393
00:31:06,170 --> 00:31:10,169
It's not right, though. Is it?
394
00:31:11,690 --> 00:31:15,689
You miss her, don't you?
395
00:31:15,890 --> 00:31:19,889
She was me best friend.
396
00:31:20,890 --> 00:31:24,889
She was my baby girl.
397
00:31:43,690 --> 00:31:46,889
Let me get Shane to
decorate for you.
398
00:31:46,890 --> 00:31:50,889
Not just in here. I mean the whole pub. It'll
do you good to have a change about the place.
399
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:55,449
You're too good to me.
400
00:31:55,450 --> 00:31:57,049
Nonsense.
401
00:31:57,050 --> 00:31:58,969
There's no such thing
as in-laws.
402
00:31:58,970 --> 00:32:02,969
You marry into the
family and that's it.
403
00:32:11,810 --> 00:32:15,809
You call them mum and dad.
Two sets of parents.
404
00:32:18,930 --> 00:32:20,289
KNOCKING
405
00:32:20,290 --> 00:32:24,289
Karen?
406
00:32:24,330 --> 00:32:26,809
Jesus!
407
00:32:26,810 --> 00:32:30,809
Stop her, Paddy!
408
00:32:32,290 --> 00:32:35,969
Christ! Karen, no!
409
00:32:35,970 --> 00:32:37,009
(LAUGHS)
410
00:32:41,450 --> 00:32:44,529
Why are you putting us
through this you selfish bitch?
411
00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:46,329
Get out! Just get out!
412
00:32:46,330 --> 00:32:50,329
(SOBS)
413
00:33:02,170 --> 00:33:06,169
Yeah, another pipe's gone, mate.
414
00:33:06,170 --> 00:33:10,009
Well, soon as you can really.
415
00:33:10,010 --> 00:33:14,009
All right, nice one.
416
00:33:33,570 --> 00:33:36,649
Oh, no! Butterfingers!
417
00:33:36,650 --> 00:33:38,729
No worries.
418
00:33:38,730 --> 00:33:40,729
Happens all the time.
419
00:33:40,730 --> 00:33:42,849
Yeah?
420
00:33:42,850 --> 00:33:45,449
Take it off, I'll dry it out for ya.
421
00:33:45,450 --> 00:33:47,289
No need.
422
00:33:47,290 --> 00:33:50,249
It's fine. It's no trouble, mate.
423
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:52,449
Take it off, I'll sort it.
424
00:33:52,450 --> 00:33:53,289
I'll live. Honest.
425
00:33:53,290 --> 00:33:57,289
Take it off!
426
00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:17,049
Another drink?
427
00:34:17,050 --> 00:34:21,049
Why not? Yeah.
428
00:34:24,170 --> 00:34:28,169
? TAKE THAT: Could It Be Magic
429
00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:35,609
Come on!
430
00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:39,609
Karen!
431
00:34:40,650 --> 00:34:43,049
Karen!
432
00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:45,809
Karen?!
433
00:34:45,810 --> 00:34:49,809
MUSIC GETS LOUDER
434
00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:53,009
What the fuck do you want?
435
00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:54,049
MUSIC STOPS
436
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:54,889
I was thinking orange.
437
00:34:54,890 --> 00:34:56,129
I was thinking orange.
Whatever you think.
438
00:34:56,130 --> 00:35:00,129
Blue, yellow I dunno. White? White?
439
00:35:00,490 --> 00:35:04,489
White?! White!?
440
00:35:05,490 --> 00:35:08,129
Dad! Keep him away!
Get him away from me!
441
00:35:08,130 --> 00:35:10,769
(SCREAMS)
442
00:35:10,770 --> 00:35:11,449
Please!
443
00:35:11,450 --> 00:35:12,089
Please!
Keep him away!
444
00:35:12,090 --> 00:35:13,249
Not now, son!
445
00:35:13,250 --> 00:35:14,529
I'm her husband - Dad! Karen!
446
00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:15,649
I'm her husband - Dad! Karen!
No!
447
00:35:15,650 --> 00:35:16,769
Please go! Go now!
448
00:35:16,770 --> 00:35:19,049
No!
449
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:23,049
Come on, come on, sshhh.
450
00:35:23,890 --> 00:35:26,529
Dad!
451
00:35:26,530 --> 00:35:30,529
Dad!
452
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:35,129
What happens when we die?
Does it just switch off?
453
00:35:38,690 --> 00:35:42,689
You were here for years
and then nothing.
454
00:35:42,690 --> 00:35:46,209
Cos what's the point?
Could be gone tomorrow.
455
00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:49,929
Could be run over. By a bus. A truck.
456
00:35:49,930 --> 00:35:51,769
A fucking milk float?
457
00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:55,769
Could you imagine the embarrassment
if one of them took you out?
458
00:35:56,290 --> 00:36:00,289
You're not going to die.
459
00:36:11,290 --> 00:36:15,289
Joe was right.
460
00:36:15,450 --> 00:36:19,449
Me in me tight tops
and your short skirt,
461
00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:25,809
you're just a slag.
462
00:36:27,490 --> 00:36:31,049
I'm sorry, Mandy.
463
00:36:31,050 --> 00:36:34,409
We couldn't help it,
we tried but we couldn't...
464
00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:37,809
I'm so sorry.
465
00:36:37,810 --> 00:36:40,849
DOOR OPENS
466
00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:44,849
No! Not him! Fucking hell!
467
00:36:47,130 --> 00:36:49,129
(SCREAMS)
468
00:36:49,130 --> 00:36:53,129
It's me!
469
00:36:57,610 --> 00:36:59,049
No, no!
470
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:03,049
No! (SCREAMS)
471
00:37:15,950 --> 00:37:17,149
You OK?
472
00:37:17,150 --> 00:37:19,949
I need somewhere to stay.That bad?
473
00:37:19,950 --> 00:37:22,909
Come on.
474
00:37:26,590 --> 00:37:28,869
All right, Son?
475
00:37:28,870 --> 00:37:32,029
What's going on? Let's have a look.
Come here.
476
00:37:32,030 --> 00:37:36,029
Whoa... That's all right, its
nothing much to write home about. Eh?
477
00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:42,669
Son?
478
00:37:42,870 --> 00:37:45,629
No matter how fucking cool
you think you are, as soon as
479
00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,829
they get to secondary school
480
00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:50,269
being seen with their old man.
481
00:37:50,270 --> 00:37:52,429
Old? Don't you mean deceased?
482
00:37:52,430 --> 00:37:53,469
Holly!
483
00:37:53,470 --> 00:37:56,789
No offence, sir.
We thought you were dead.
484
00:37:56,790 --> 00:37:59,269
Well, half cut, pal,
I'll give you that.
485
00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:03,269
But as God is my witness
I'm anything but dead.
486
00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:06,549
Apparently, they dedicated
487
00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:09,149
a waiting room to your name
when you were mown down.
488
00:38:09,150 --> 00:38:10,509
By a fire engine.
489
00:38:10,510 --> 00:38:12,869
Jumped in front of it, saving
the life of a six-year-old girl?
490
00:38:12,870 --> 00:38:16,869
She was thrown
fifty feet in the air? >
491
00:38:21,710 --> 00:38:22,709
I thought we were good together?
492
00:38:22,710 --> 00:38:25,109
We are.
493
00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:27,829
Listen, kid.
Telling porkies to dazzle the ladies
494
00:38:27,830 --> 00:38:29,989
might seem a good idea at the time
495
00:38:29,990 --> 00:38:32,909
but it's always going to come
back and bite you on the arse.
496
00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:34,469
Mark my words.
497
00:38:34,470 --> 00:38:35,749
Sorry.
498
00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:37,949
Keep your dignity, kid.
499
00:38:37,950 --> 00:38:39,869
You know, we all do it.
500
00:38:39,870 --> 00:38:42,549
Most lads your age would walk
over hot coal to get
501
00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:45,789
a bit of muff.
502
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:48,029
What's a little white lie
between friends, eh, Mr...
503
00:38:48,030 --> 00:38:50,309
Come on, Holly.
I don't blame you for lying, lad.
504
00:38:50,310 --> 00:38:53,109
I'd've done the same
if he was my father.
505
00:38:53,110 --> 00:38:54,949
Hey, just hang on a minute, pal.
506
00:38:54,950 --> 00:38:58,949
I'm only trying to be polite. And I'm
a good father, for your information.
507
00:38:59,030 --> 00:39:00,469
Admittedly,
not the best in the world...
508
00:39:00,470 --> 00:39:02,709
I'm sorry. Can we just start again?
509
00:39:02,710 --> 00:39:04,109
And where would he fit in?
510
00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:04,829
And I love them.
511
00:39:04,830 --> 00:39:07,509
What if you ask me over for tea
and he's there?
512
00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:09,149
We have a laugh together.
513
00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:12,309
And I'm proud of what I've got.
Proud of each and every one of them.
514
00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:14,949
Will you just shut up?
Are you always this rude?
515
00:39:14,950 --> 00:39:18,949
Foul-mouthed? You're behaving like a
rancid, festering, smelly old tramp.
516
00:39:22,470 --> 00:39:25,069
Dad, can Liam
come in the car with us? >
517
00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:29,069
Please.
518
00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:41,389
Right, it's OK, Son. I understand.
519
00:39:41,390 --> 00:39:43,469
You know where I am if you need me.
520
00:39:43,470 --> 00:39:47,469
Maybe tramp was a bit harsh?
521
00:39:57,470 --> 00:39:58,509
Liam?
522
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,229
Why don't we tell them the truth?
523
00:40:37,230 --> 00:40:37,909
And lose all trade?
524
00:40:37,910 --> 00:40:40,029
Not good for business being cuckoo.
525
00:40:40,030 --> 00:40:44,029
Karen's the reason most blokes come
in here I think they'll find it
526
00:40:44,270 --> 00:40:46,869
in their hearts to forgive her
for a few week's absence?
527
00:40:46,870 --> 00:40:48,989
No-one wants a screaming
banshee pulling pints, though.
528
00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:50,469
She's ill. Why can't you say that?
529
00:40:50,470 --> 00:40:51,549
People aren't stupid.
530
00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,629
Oh, really? Is that a fact?
531
00:40:53,630 --> 00:40:55,629
We could say
she's on remand for assault?
532
00:40:55,630 --> 00:40:57,069
A family tiff?
533
00:40:57,070 --> 00:41:01,069
She knocked seven shades of
shite out of one of you two lads?
534
00:41:01,430 --> 00:41:01,789
Yeah...
535
00:41:01,790 --> 00:41:05,789
I like it... Assault it is then.
536
00:41:09,990 --> 00:41:11,229
Dad?
537
00:41:11,230 --> 00:41:12,669
What?
538
00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:16,669
Could you sub us a one, er? I'm late
on my rent and Ian's being a cunt.
539
00:41:17,030 --> 00:41:21,029
As he should be if you're late.
540
00:41:29,150 --> 00:41:31,429
MOBILE PHONE
541
00:41:31,430 --> 00:41:35,429
Hello?
542
00:41:36,470 --> 00:41:40,309
'Hello?'
543
00:41:40,310 --> 00:41:44,309
Pleasure doing business with you.
544
00:41:53,190 --> 00:41:57,189
I take that as a no then.
545
00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:04,869
Shit.
546
00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:08,869
Fuck!
547
00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:15,749
Promise you'll call me every day.
548
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:19,749
Course I will.
549
00:42:23,590 --> 00:42:27,589
I love you, Son.
550
00:42:27,590 --> 00:42:30,589
Go on.
551
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:32,629
What kind of mother leaves her son?
552
00:42:32,630 --> 00:42:36,349
A good one. You've done a brilliant
job. He's a good lad. He'll be fine.
553
00:42:36,350 --> 00:42:40,349
Thanks.
554
00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:42,349
(Keep her safe or you're dead meat.)
555
00:42:42,350 --> 00:42:43,909
Course I will.
556
00:42:43,910 --> 00:42:45,589
And you stick with Joe.
557
00:42:45,590 --> 00:42:48,149
He'll look after you.
558
00:42:48,150 --> 00:42:49,309
I can look after myself.
559
00:42:49,310 --> 00:42:53,309
You know what I mean. Be careful.
560
00:43:26,550 --> 00:43:30,189
She asked me to.Why?
561
00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:32,749
She said
she doesn't want any more hassle.
562
00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:33,949
There is no hassle.
563
00:43:33,950 --> 00:43:35,109
I'm only helping out.
564
00:43:35,110 --> 00:43:36,989
I could've done it.
565
00:43:36,990 --> 00:43:40,189
get some space for a few days?
566
00:43:40,190 --> 00:43:42,789
Is that what she said?
567
00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:46,789
We need space? That's right up there
with "it's not you it's me". You'll
568
00:43:47,510 --> 00:43:50,509
be telling me she doesn't deserve
me next. I knew you'd take her side.
569
00:43:50,510 --> 00:43:52,549
I'm not taking sides!
570
00:43:55,590 --> 00:43:59,389
Has she told you everything?
571
00:43:59,390 --> 00:44:02,069
I said what's between you
two is none of my business.
572
00:44:02,070 --> 00:44:03,789
But she.Carl, no.
573
00:44:16,910 --> 00:44:18,909
What's happened now?Pipes.
574
00:44:18,910 --> 00:44:19,749
Again? >
575
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:22,229
Yeah I'd better give Dan a call.
576
00:44:22,230 --> 00:44:23,309
What's up?
577
00:44:23,310 --> 00:44:25,149
System must be fucked.
578
00:44:25,150 --> 00:44:29,149
We need the whole thing re-doing.
Everything just keeps leaking. >
579
00:44:30,790 --> 00:44:32,669
That's nowt, that.
580
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,549
the trap, that's all.
581
00:44:35,550 --> 00:44:38,589
Someone's been pissing
about with this, haven't they?
582
00:44:38,590 --> 00:44:42,229
What?
583
00:44:42,230 --> 00:44:44,469
Helpless female
course at sixth form.
584
00:44:44,470 --> 00:44:48,469
Just leave it to me.
585
00:44:49,310 --> 00:44:53,309
Nice one.
586
00:44:54,510 --> 00:44:57,069
'Early lesson in being
married to a Jackson.
587
00:44:57,070 --> 00:45:01,069
'Not sometimes but every time
you just can't win.
588
00:45:02,350 --> 00:45:04,909
'But... do I really want to...
589
00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:06,829
'and what is winning, anyway?
590
00:45:06,830 --> 00:45:10,829
'She's a bit like my old mate
Kelly Morris, my missus,...
591
00:45:11,110 --> 00:45:15,109
'trying to make me go along with
one crazy idea after the next.
592
00:45:16,150 --> 00:45:18,389
'Hardly ever knows...
when to take no for an answer and
593
00:45:18,390 --> 00:45:22,389
'there's not one person I know that
she'll take an ounce of shit from.
594
00:45:22,870 --> 00:45:24,869
'The only real difference
between her
595
00:45:24,870 --> 00:45:28,869
'and Kelly is, when she asks me to
get on the back of her bike, I do.
596
00:45:30,270 --> 00:45:31,909
'Just like that.
597
00:45:31,910 --> 00:45:35,909
'No questions asked.
598
00:45:36,270 --> 00:45:39,549
'Fuckin' terrifying, yeah.
599
00:45:39,550 --> 00:45:43,109
'But the ride?
600
00:45:43,110 --> 00:45:45,589
'Wouldn't miss it for the world.'
601
00:45:45,590 --> 00:45:49,589
One, two, three, four...
602
00:45:49,590 --> 00:45:53,490
www.addic7ed.com
603
00:45:53,510 --> 00:45:56,589
Mrs Maguire,
you're trying to seduce me.
604
00:45:56,590 --> 00:45:58,949
Switch the fucking light on!
605
00:45:58,950 --> 00:46:00,869
I shall see again on my terms.
606
00:46:00,870 --> 00:46:02,829
Where the shit am I?
607
00:46:02,830 --> 00:46:05,429
Just point me home, will ya?
608
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:07,709
This isours. I like what we have.
609
00:46:07,710 --> 00:46:09,109
You're always pleasing me.
610
00:46:09,110 --> 00:46:11,789
Need to liven things up with
a game of pull a pig.
611
00:46:11,790 --> 00:46:14,549
I can't believe I promised him
he'd get laid tonight.
612
00:46:14,550 --> 00:46:15,789
I think we both want
the same thing don't we?
613
00:46:15,790 --> 00:46:18,029
It has been a long time.
614
00:46:18,030 --> 00:46:19,429
Shane made me a promise tonight.
615
00:46:19,430 --> 00:46:21,189
Wash your cock
in the sink and throw on a condom.
616
00:46:21,190 --> 00:46:23,029
Smell my finger.What's that?
617
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:27,029
Your mum.
618
00:46:27,079 --> 00:46:31,629
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